OOWF Home Sweet Hell PPV
<Camera cuts to a warm cozy fireplace, in a nice cozy house, outside the snow is blowing. There is covered in a blanket sitting in a rocking chair in front of the blazing fire. Some old fashioned, 20's style jazz is playing on an old radio. As the camera turns and focuses on the figure, a friendly voice says, "welcome to Home Sweet...the music turns evil, the room darkens lit only by the blazing fireplace, the figure on the chair turns to the camera, its Moosehead Jack...HELL!>
Home Sweet Hell! Live From Dead Horse, Alaska!
Ross: Welcome to Home Sweet Hell! Live! From the Dead Horse Cattle Ranchers Association Arena We have a heck of a card for you tonight, all three titles are up for grabs, Canadian Dragon and Microplay try and settle their differences inside a steel cage, and we have the finals of the OOWF Invitational, Moosehead Jack against UnderDawg.
Razz: Man I cannot wait for that one, that is gonna be a fight for the ages.
Ross: Lets get right to the action, we have a team that is making their debut tonight, FF Capslock and Stank are both relatively new to the company, and tonight they are teaming up for the first time, Razz, how do you think Smoley and Smark will fare?
Razz: Are you kiddin’ me? There is no way Smark and Smoley can hang with these two, while those two goofs certainly have more experience, there is no way they can match their size.
Ross: Let’s head to the ring!
F.F. CAPSLOCK & STANK vs. THE SMOLEY SWAT TEAM
Capslock and Stank come to the ring first, the lights dim, and Island music begins to play. From the back come two women twirling blazing fire batons. Trailing behind them is Smark and Smoley, decked out in full Island gear. Both have war paint on their faces, is that a bone in Smoley’s hair? All I know is the BETTER have something on underneath those grass skirts, and naturally both are barefoot. As they pass the flaming baton ladies, one of them stops Smoley and an argument breaks out. What the? Finally she threatens to set his grass skirt on fire and he calls an assistant and pays both of them. Well that’s mighty nice of him. Smoley and Smark make their way to ringside; Stank and FFC are doubled over laughing at them.
Apparently Smark and Smoley don’t like being laughed at (but you’d think they would be used to it by now.) They charge Stank and FFC and attack as the ref calls for the bell. Smark attacks FFC and Smoley goes after Stank. Smark actually gets in a few shots on FFC, then tries to whip him into the ropes, FFC easily reverses the whip and catches Smark with a black hole slam. Meanwhile, Smoley is able to connect with a few shots on Stank, but Stank quickly reverses the beating and pins Smoley in the corner where he pounds away at Smoley with brutal forearms Smoley staggers helplessly out of the corner, as he does, FFC hits the ropes and nearly decapitates Smoley with a clothesline. Stank lifts Smark and throws him over the top rope to the floor. FFC and Stank decimate Smoley with a double running splash into the corner. Finally the ref gets Stank to leave the ring, FFC mounts Smoley and pounds away at his head. FFC covers Smoley, but pulls him up at one. FFC whips Smoley into the corner and follows him in with another clothesline. Tag to Stank who comes in and immediately lays more stiff forearms to Smoley’s face. Smoley is helpless, and soon he is helpless AND bleeding. Stank walks a semi-conscious Smoley over to his partners corner and holds out Smoley’s arm. After some hesitation Smark tags in. Stank throws Smoley to the floor where he lands with a sickening thud. Smark comes in and goes right to the eyes, slowing Stank down for a moment. Smark comes off the ropes with a clothesline that takes Stank off his feet. Smark celebrates for a moment, which allows Stank to get right back to his feet, when Smark turns around; Stank drops him with a left right to the mouth. Stank tags n FFC, who charges in with a shoulder block sending Smark sprawling into the corner. FFC follows him into the corner with a big avalanche. Smark is in a ton o’ trouble right now; Smoley isn’t moving a whole lot on the outside. FFC tags in Stank, and then whips Smark into the ropes, catching him with a crazy spine buster. Stank follows that up with the Stankonia, 1,2,3 it’s all over.
WINNERS in 4:18 FF Capslock & Stank
SFJ19 catches up with Johnny Adrenaline in the back where Johnny is practicing his golf swing
SFJ19: Johnny, may I have a word with you?
JA: Sure toots, what’s on your mind?
SFJ19: <under her breath, toots? Pig. > Johnny, you have an Intercontinental Title match tonight against Concrete, he gave you the chance to add stips, but you declined saying you wanted a straight up wrestling match.
JA: Yep, sure did. See I don’t need a gimmick match to beat Concrete. I am blessed with more athletic ability than he will ever know, all I need is a one-on-one match and that championship is mine.
SFJ19: Well, how is this match any different than all the others, and what is up with the sudden interest in golf?
JA: Well, I’ll tell you, see, I could very easily walk away from the OOWF and be a champion on the PGA tour. I have the skills of Tiger Woods, in fact I just had to turn then down again today, they keep asking me to join, but the reason I don’t is really quite simple. I like the physical competition of the OOWF. I like the feel of busting someone in the head; you don’t get that in golf. Now, as far as how this will be different than all the other matches? Golf has taught me inner peace. When you hang around guys like LD Williams and Moosehead Jack, guys who thrive on violence, sometimes you need somewhere to escape and achieve inner peace. Golf has done that for me. So Concrete, you may have pulled off some cheap victories over a Johnny who wasn’t focused, but now that I am focused crystal clear on my objectives <Johnny sinks a long put from across the room> you can’t beat me.
Razz: wow, that’s some focus on Johnny, this might be a whole new Johnny we are seeing, and one Concrete won’t know how to deal with.
Ross: that may be so, but something doesn’t smell quite right
Razz: That was Stank; he had a match a few minutes ago
Ross: No, not that, Johnny is planning something, I can just tell. Anyway our next match features some old scores that need to be settled
Razz: yeah I don’t think any of these guys particularly care for each other, they all seem to have an issue somewhere, this should be a good one too, who ya got Ross?
Ross: well, my money is on Semaj B. He is another one of the great young up and comers in the OOWF, and he is out for blood with the Establishment, I think he gets the win here tonight.
MORTE vs. SEMAJ B. vs. BLADE
Morte attacks SB before he can get into the ring, and pummels him with kicks to the head. Blade quickly makes it to the ring helps double team SB, huh? Morte and Blade whips SB into the ropes, and connect with a double super kick, sending SB over the top rope to the floor. Morte and Blade then turn and look at each other, then start wailing on each other. Morte hits the ropes and charges as Blade, Blade leapfrogs Morte and Morte hits the far ropes, Semaj B recovered by now, and pulls the ropes down, sending Morte tumbling backward to the floor. Outside the ring, SB hits Morte with a few European uppercuts, then drops him with a brutal clothesline. As SB turns his attention back to the ring, Blade leaps over the top rope with a crazy suicide dive and nails SB right where he stands. All three men are down on the floor. Blade is the first one up, so he picks up SB and slams him on the floor, then runs off the apron with an elbow to SB’s sternum. Morte has slipped back into the ring, unknown to Blade. When Blade climbs the apron for a second running elbow, Morte springs off the inside corner and dropkicks a running Blade off the ring apron. Blade slams into the steel barrier. Morte now turns his attention to SB who is slowly making his way back into the ring. As SB gets through the ropes, Morte drops a leg across the back of SB’s head, then drags him to the middle of the ring. SB is on his knees, and Morte is taunting him, yelling at him and slapping him across the face. SB has had enough of this, and explodes upward with a European uppercut that almost takes Morte out of his boots. Morte is down. SB moves to Morte’s head and applies a dragon sleeper. Morte is fighting to stay awake. Meanwhile Blade slides in the ring behind SB and nails a shining wizard from behind. SB slumps to the mat, and Blade falls on him for the cover, but Morte breaks it up at two. Morte rakes Blade’s eyes, gets him to his feet and sends him into the corner; Morte follows him in with a spinning kick that takes Morte over the top rope. Blade staggers out of the corner and SB catches him with a t-bone suplex/slam. SB goes for the cover and Morte is just able to get back into the ring to break it up. Morte grabs SB and hits a twisting neck breaker and throws SB out of the ring. Morte and Blade then take turns reversing pinning combos with neither being able to keep the other’s shoulders down. On the outside, SB is just getting to his feet when Endo comes out of nowhere and slaps the claw on SB! The ref is so engrossed in the action inside the ring that he never sees Endo’s attack. SB is struggling to break free, blood running down his face. Inside the ring Morte gets the better of Blade, reversing an attempted Blade suplex and hitting a snowplow. Blade might be done, but before Morte can go for a cover, Thim Reynolds comes down to ringside with a chair, Thim swings for Endo, but Endo releases the claw and moves and the chair hits SB in the face, knocking him out. Morte leaves the ring, and he and Endo jump Thim beating him with kicks and punches. While they are distracted with Thim, Blade slips out of the ring, rolls SB inside, and covers a nearly unconscious SB for the pin
WINNER in 13:44 Blade
After the match, Morte is so annoyed by the decision that he has Endo come in the ring with him and they continue to beat on SB. Endo reapplies the claw, and Morte comes off the top rope with a brutal knee to the sternum. Thim tries to make the save, but when he slides into the ring he slides right into an Endo claw. Finally, CTG and Beast run in, chairs in hand, and make the save.
Ross: see there we go again, the Establishment cannot take a clean loss, they have to resort to cheap shots and sneak attacks.
Razz: Well Ross, until someone can stop them, what can you do? The Establishment and Johnny and the rest seem to be gaining a lot of momentum here, if someone doesn’t step up and stop them now, it will be too late.
Ross: That’s true Razz, and this next guy, LD Williams, he is just as bad as the rest, he is about as gifted an athlete as I have seen, and yet he resorts to some of the most heinous actions I have ever seen.
Razz: He is brutal, and his feud with Westgaard is off the hook! Westgaard is no patsy either, if Williams wants violence, Westgaard is more than capable of bringing it
LD WILLIAMS vs. JW WESTGAARD – No DQ Match
Williams gets to the ring first, Westgaard hits the ring before his music even starts. Wild slugfest to start, these two just don’t like each other in the least. JWW finally gets the better of the fistfight, and levels LDW with a jab right to the mouth. LDW goes down. Westgaard immediately mounts LDW and pounds away at him. Westgaard is up, and he gets LDW to his feet, only to level him with a sick standing clothesline. LDW bails out of the ring and reaches in his tights to produce a chain. When Westgaard comes out to get Williams, LDW blasts him right between the eyes with the chain. LDW goes to one knee, but won’t stay down, he gets back to his feet, already bleeding, and LDW hauls off and nails him a second time with the chain. LDW presses the advantage and pins Westgaard against the guardrail and repeatedly pounds at his forehead with the chain until the blood is flowing thick and fast from Westgaard’s head. Williams tosses Westgaard back into the ring and follows him. For the next several minutes Williams works over Westgaard’s neck, trying to soften him up for a killer pile driver. Williams rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair, waits on Westgaard to get to his feet, and slams the chair down on Westgaards head. Williams goes for a cover, but Westgaard is able to kick out at two. LDW rolls out of the ring and grabs Westgaard's hockey stick. Once in the ring, Williams whips Westgaard into the corner and goes to follow him in with a cross check, Westgaard gets a boot up at the last second, knocking the stick back into Williams’ face, breaking it across his nose and mouth. LDW falls to the mat in a heap, blood pooling around his mouth and nose. When he get to his knees, its not pretty, it looks as though he has a broken nose, and some missing teeth, blood is everywhere. Westgaard grabs a broken piece of stick and begins pounding it against William’ forehead, until his face is an unrecognizable mess of blood. Both men are bloody messes now. Westgaard pins Williams in a corner and slams away with brutal forearms to the face, a fine mist of blood sprays out of the ring each time Westgaard hits him. Westgaard sends Williams to the ropes and hits a cross check that sends Williams to the outside once again. Outside the ring, Williams is desperately searching for anything he can use as a weapon, he reaches under the ring and produces a glass bottle, which he immediately shatters over Westgaard’s head as he approaches. Westgaard slumps to one knee, Williams takes a shard of glass and carves it into Westgaard’s forehead. More blood, more gore. Westgaard frees himself with a swift uppercut to the nuts. With Williams doubled over in pain, Westgaard hits a quick Ice Auger on the concrete floor. Williams is out. Westgaard rolls him back into the ring and makes the cover. Johnny Adrenaline is out, he drops an elbow down hard on the back of Westgaard’s neck, then sets him up for an Adrenaline Rush, before he can finish the move, Thim Reynolds comes out and grabs Johnny’s leg and pulls him out of the ring. Wstgaard turns around, and Williams tries to swing a chair down on his head, Westgaard punches the chair, and it rebounds and hits Williams in the face. Williams drops the chair and staggers, Westgaard picks up the chair, and as Williams turns around again, Westgaard warps the chair over his head. Williams falls, Westgaard makes the cover, the ref counts three.
WINNER in 15:07 JW Westgaard
Ross: well, Williams got what he deserved there, but I have a feeling this one is not over by a long shot, Williams is not going to take that loss lightly
Razz: not at all, I have a feeling these two will meet again, and when they do, you better watch out, they might tear the house down!
Ross: up next is a submission match between two of the masters of the claw hold.
Razz: and that Endo has a mean streak about a mile wide, Double A is a crafty vet though, so this one should be interesting, I know I wouldn’t want any part of either of their claw holds.
Ross: You can say that again
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. ENDO – Submission Match
Endo comes out first and seems amused by the bloody Westgaard, who is being helped to the back by Semaj and Thim, and the bloody Williams, whom Johnny is helping to the back. While the ref is trying to sort things out, AA slides in the ring from behind and slams a lead pipe across the side of Endo’s knee. Endo falls to the mat in obvious pain, AA ditches the pipe, the ref turns around and the match is on. AA works over the knee dropping several elbows across the inside of the knee, and bending Endo’s knee back trying to get a submission. In desperation, Endo locks AA in a body scissors while AA is trying to work the knee. Endo rakes the eyes to break the hold. Both men slowly to their feet, AA tries to charge in and take out Endo’s knee, but Endo stops him by dropping an elbow across the back of his head. Endo rolls AA over and wails away at him. AA reverses it and now that he is on top, he reaches back and tries for a claw, Endo blocks the hold and the two struggle for a minute, finally AA is able to lock on the claw. Endo screams out in pain, and it is not long before blood begins to flow from his face. Using all his strength, Endo gets to his feet and backs AA into the corner, AA still has the claw locked on, Endo wraps his hands around AA’s throat and begins choking him! Who will fade first. Finally, AA has no choice; he breaks the hold and knees Endo in the midsection forcing Endo to break the hold. Endo doubles over in pain, and AA collapses out of the corner gasping for breath. The two battle for several minutes, both trying for the claw and the submission win, but neither being able to apply it. Endo is visibly limping on that injured knee. AA is busted open when Endo takes him outside and slams his head repeatedly into the steel ring post. The end comes when both men are back in the ring, Endo has AA dazed from his claw, which AA was only able to break with a low blow. Endo tries for an over the shoulder pile driver, but as he gets AA up, his knee buckles a little and AA is able to free himself. AA chop blocks the knee and Endo falls in pain. AA quickly locks on a figure four, dangerously bending that already injured knee. Endo is in tremendous pain, and cannot make the ropes, in desperation; Endo sits up and slaps the claw on AA! Who will give first? After several minutes of grueling claw vs. Figure four action, Endo finally releases the claw and is forced to tap.
WINNER in 11:40 Attitude Adjuster
Razz: well, that was something; Double A outsmarted him on that one!
Ross: you might not like his tactics, but that Attitude is one crafty individual.
Razz: up next we have one of your favorite teams Ross
Ross: yes indeed, I thin Revolution XX is one helluva team, and that is not to take anything away from Gator and Outback Jack, they are a fantastic team as well
Razz: well, lets see if the young guys has what it takes tonight
REVOLUTION XX vs. OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT
The two teams shake hands before the lockup. EOM starts things off with GB. Chain wrestling to start, finally EOM grabs a side headlock, but is quickly sent to the ropes by GB. Shoulder block sends GB to the mat; EOM rebounds off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt, off the far ropes and under leapfrog. Finally on the last rebound, GB goes for a knee to the midsection, but EOM reverses it into a roll up. GB kicks out at one and EOM tags in Carl. Coolname hits the ring and stuns GB with a dropkick to the mouth as he stands up. Cover only gets one, Carl sends GB to the corner, follows him in and monkey flips him back out. Quick tag to EOM, who springs to the top rope, as GB gets to his feet, EOM soars through the air and connects with a beautiful cross body block for another two count. EOM gets to his feet and whips GB to the ropes again; Gator reverses the whip, holds on to EOM, pulls him back toward him and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. No cover, as GB takes the time to tag in Outback Jack, Jack comes in, hits the ropes and drops a knee across EOM’s chest for a two count. Both men to their feet, EOM tries a kick to the midsection, Jack catches it, spins EOM who tries a spin kick, Jack ducks the kick and nails a clothesline that lays EOM out. Cover only gets one. Jack whips EOM to the ropes, puts his head down too soon, leapfrog by EOM, blind tag to Carl, EOM slides through Jacks legs, and when Jack looks up, he eats a Coolname super kick. Cover is broken up at two by GB. Both men to their feet, Coolname argues with GB for interfering, Jack staggers backward into Coolname and EOM’s corner, EOM wraps the tag rope around his throat and chokes him out with it. Back and forth action continues, as the match goes on EOM, especially, gets particularly brutal. In one spot, he throws GB through the ropes to the floor, follows him out and slams his head into the ring post. Later on Coolname and Jack are battling it out in the ring with the ref escorting GB back to his corner, Coolname whips Jack to the ropes and EOM low bridges him sending Jack tumbling backward out of the ring. Coolname looks a little surprised, until GB runs back in and hits him with a bulldog. Outside the ring, EOM hits a running clothesline off the apron driving Jack to the concrete floor. Inside, Coolname stuns GB with an enzuguri from out of nowhere, then tries to follow it up with a super kick, GB ducks the super kick, and tries a boomerang clothesline, with perfect timing Coolname ducks the boomerang. Outside the ring, EOM tosses a chair at Jack, when he catches it; EOM spin kicks the chair right into Jack’s face. Inside at the same time, Coolname mounts Gator’s shoulders going for a victory roll, Gator shifts his weight, keeping Coolname’s shoulders on the mat, the ref counts three just before Coolname can kick out, and just a second before EOM gets back into the ring to break it up.
WINNERS in 12:58 Outback Jack & GatorBait
After the match, both teams stand in the center of the ring glaring at each other, Outback Jack looks like he wants to kill Eric O’Mac, Jack and Gator offer their hands again, EOM takes one look at their outstretched hands and spits at them and leaves the ring, Coolname hesitates for a second, then follows his partner out of the ring.
Ross: I just don’t understand Eric O’Mac, that was a hard fought battle, and one great tag match. For him to just walk out like that, Razz what is he thinking?
Razz: I’m not sure Ross, Eric is not usually like that, usually he is a pretty laid back guy, this really surprises me.
Ross: what surprises me is that our next team is still together, SoulDragon and Blackdragon have not seen eye to eye for quite some time, yet they still seem to function pretty well as a team
Razz: they musta found some kind of balance, but they got a tough one tonight in Vander and Gimmick
MARK VANDER & GIMMICKMAN vs. THE DRAGONS
SD and GM jaw jack for a few seconds until SD shoves GM. GM shoves him back and SD falls backwards. GM hits a Hogan-esque pose and SD gets back to his feet. Lock-up and SD grabs a headlock. SD sent into the ropes and knocks GM down with a shoulder block. SD taunts, but as he goes to run the ropes, GM trips him and hits a couple of elbow drops to the back. GM sends SD into the ropes and drops him with a back elbow. A series of clotheslines puts GM firmly in control and he tags in MV. MV goes to work with a series of punches and chops before reversing an Irish-whip reversal into a flying forearm. MV kips up and the crowd goes wild as he drop kicks SD between the middle and top ropes. GM sneaks up behind him and tosses him back in. MV hits a quick leg drop for a two count. SD takes control with a thumb to the eye and a big boot to the gut. A knee lift to the jaw puts MV down. SD drags him over the Dragon's corner and tags in BD. BD hammers away at MV then hits a fake Irish whip over head suplex for a two count. BD attacks the knee with viciousness ending a flurry of stomps and knee drops with a modified figure-four. MV wants to tap, but GM breaks it up. GM and SD exchange a few punches before GM is forced out of the ring. SD takes advantage by driving MV's knee into the mat before leaving. SD hits two quick Dragon-Screw leg whips before dragging MV to the corner. SD tagged in and hits a springboard elbow drop to MV's knee. SD brutalizes the knee but chooses to antagonize the crowd leaving MV an opening for a quick roll up for two. SD floors the limping MV with a vile clothesline then taunts GM. MV fights to his feet, then dives for GM. SD manages to catch him and plant him with the spine buster. Tags in BD who works MV over for a few
minutes with some leg related offense including a spinning toe loop and a knee breaker. MV fights back to his feet and gets in several punches and kicks. BD kicks him in the stomach and attempts a vertical suplex. MV counters into a roll up and nearly gets
the win. Crawls to the corner but BD grabs hold of his leg. Enziguri puts BD down and GM is a house o'fire with shoulder tackles for the Dragons, a high back body drop on BD and a murderous clothesline to SD. BD and GM go move for move for a few exchanges
until GM counters an Irish-whip into a SPARTAN PLUNGE~!!! SD breaks up the ensuing pin and all four men duke it out in the middle of the ring. MV and SD go tumbling to the outside while BD and GM trade off supplexes. BD counters a second SPARTAN PLUNGE~!!! By landing on his feet and hitting a fisherman suplex. GM rolls the shoulder at the last possible moment. SD tagged in and he dominates GM for a few minutes before tagging in BD who does the same. GM manages to take advantage after BD and SD have words in their corner. After a huge shoulder block and some heavy rights, GM sends BD into the ropes. Double clothesline and the two are down. GM stirs first and makes the long crawl. SD sprints across the ring, leaps off GM's back, and slams a fist into MV's face. SD and MV fight on the outside while GM and BD slug it out in the ring. BD manages to counter a wild haymaker into a DKO DROP~!!! for two. After a ring shaking power bomb, BD slashes the throat and goes up top. DRAGON SAULT~!!! misses and GM makes the slow crawl to his corner. Meanwhile MV takes SD down with a flipping neck breaker from the Icelandic Announce Table. He
goes to stairs, but Alex implores him to use the cinder block on SD. MV declines, but when he turns to leave, Alex grabs his shoulder roughly. GM finds no one in his corner, pulls himself up, and finds Alex and MV arguing. BD, taking a page out of CTG's book
this past Wednesday, grabs GM from behind, rolls through with the roll up, and kills GM with a German Suplex/Bridge. Dragons win.
WINNERS in 21:08 The Dragons
Ross: nice win by the Dragons, although I wish it could have been a little less dubious pin at the end
Razz: hey, you gotta do what it takes, tonight the Dragons go home the winners, it could have just as easily been the other way around.
Ross: Up next we have two more guys that just flat out don’t like each other
Razz: yeah there’s not much more I can add to it than that, so let’s head to the ring
NILES ANDERSON vs. THIM REYNOLDS
Niles comes to the ring flanked by Moosehead Jack; Thim comes to the ring seconded by Semaj B. This lasts for about a second, as the ref realizes that there is no way he will maintain control with those two at ringside, so he sends MHJ and SB to the back. While this is going on, Niles attacks to start the match. Niles backs Thim into the corner and lets loose with a series of chops. Thim reverses spots and starts chopping away at Niles. After about two chops, Niles breaks free with a thumb to the eye. As Thim tries to clear his vision, Niles comes off the ropes with a running elbow that catches Thim right on the bridge of the nose. Thim falls to his knees, and Niles grabs his head and unleashes a series of shots right across the bridge of Thim’s nose. Thim falls to the mat grabbing at his face. Niles proceeds to be a jerk and drops a knee across the back of Thim’s head. Niles rolls him over and gets a two count. Niles remains on the offensive for several minutes, battering Thim’s face with kicks and punches. Thim is bleeding from the nose and one of his eyes is swelling a bit. The tide turns when Niles whips Thim to the corner and charges in, Thim lifts himself up out of the way and Niles crashes shoulder first into the steel. Thim gets on his feet and immediately hits a shoulder breaker on Niles, lifts him again for an arm breaker DDT. Thim goes to work on Niles shoulder and it seems like he is intent on pulling the shoulder off of Niles body. The end nearly comes when after a long series of mat work where Thim is killing Niles arm and shoulder, they make it to their feet. Niles is noticeably favoring one arm. He swings wildly at Thim, who easily ducks and locks on a flying chicken wing. Niles screams in pain. It appears he is about to give in when Thim wanders too close to the ropes and Niles is able to push off the ropes sending both men crashing to the mat. Niles lands awkwardly on his shoulder and stays down in pain. Thim gets to his feet first and hovers around Niles. With the ref focusing on the action, he never sees Moosehead Jack run to ringside and slide under the ring. Inside the ring, Niles gets to his feet, as he does, Thim locks on the Tazzmission. Niles screams in pain. Just then Semaj B, comes to ringside to argue with the ref and let him know that Moose is back at ringside. With the ref busy with Semaj, Moose comes out on the other side and climbs the ropes; Jack flies off the ropes and hits Thim with a chain wrapped fist right at the base of his skull. Thim is out cold. Jack pulls Niles over on Thim and bails out of the ring, running around and blindsiding Semaj. The ref turns around, having not seen a thing, and has no choice but to count the three.
WINNER in 21:01 Niles Anderson
Ross: tell me Razz, can anyone in the Establishment win a match without help? Can these animals not just have a match without turning it into chaos?
Razz: nope, doesn’t appear that way.
Ross: that’s all?
Razz: yep, look, the Establishment is all about violence, any one of them would probably rather bash you with a chair than apply a move, and we all know that, that’s why I am looking forward to this next match.
Ross: this one should be a classic, both of these men have very bright futures here, both are some of the most gifted athletes I have ever seen
CHRIS ALT vs. HARDBODY HARRIS
Both men come to the ring, to the rousing ovation of the crowd. These are probably two of the most popular guys in the OOWF right now. Alt and Harris meet in the center of the ring and shake hands, and we are set. Feeling out process to start, several lockups with clean breaks. Neither man wants to be the first to make a mistake. Collar and elbow tie up in the center, Harris grabs a side head lock, Alt powers out of it, grabs a side headlock of his own, takes Harris over to the mat, Harris immediately reverses it to a head scissors, Alt, balances himself and pops out of the head scissors, leaps and grabs a side headlock on the mat, Harris slips out of it and reverses it into a hammerlock, Alt spins out of the hammerlock and schoolboys Harris for a two count, Harris kicks out and both men get to their feet. The crowd erupts for that great show of chain mat wrestling; Harris and Alt clap for each other, shake hands and circle again to lock up. The two keep this up for several minutes, finally Harris is able to gain an advantage when Alt goes for a moonsault and misses. Harris takes over keeping the high flyer grounded with power moves. Harris sends Alt to the ropes and connects with a power slam for a two count. Harris keeps the pressure on, working over the small of Alt’s back with a series of over the knee back breakers, Harris is able to get a close two count. After thirty minutes of action, Alt is able to turn the tables again, Harris tries for an over the shoulder backbreaker, but Alt slips off of Harris shoulders, goes behind, grabs him by the waist and hits a series of German Suplexes. Alt is too worn out to make a cover, both men battle to their feet, Alt is able to stand first and connect with a super kick for a two count. Alt gets his second wind, waits for Harris to get to his feet, springs off the top rope and snags Harris with a perfect hurracaranna, Alt gets two before Harris is able to roll his shoulder. Alt whips Harris into a corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Alt lifts Harris to the top rope, and lands a beautiful superplex. Harris is dazed on the mat, but Alt cannot take advantage of it, the impact against the mat wrenched his back. Using all his strength Alt crawls over to Harris and drapes his arm across his shoulder, Harris is able to kick out at two. The end comes after over 40 minutes of grueling action Alt sets Harris up for a Tiger Driver, Harris reverses it, tries for a suplex, Alt reverses that and tries for a Dragon sleeper, Harris is able to turn his shoulders, escape and go behind Alt, he spins Alt, and tries for the TO BE EDITED IN LATER, Alt is able to drop to his knee, counter the move, go behind Harris, hook the arms into a backslide, 1,2 Harris is out at 2, Harris goes behind, roll up gets two, both men to their feet, Harris gets in a kick to the midsection, rebounds off the ropes for a fameasser, Alt stands up at the last second, Harris crashes to the mat, Alt pounces, Mahistral cradle rolls Harris up, 1,2,3! Harris kicks out one second too late
WINNER in 47:09 Chris Alt
After the match, Harris raises Alt’s arm in victory and the two embrace in the ring. Massive pop from the crowd.
Ross: what a match!
Razz: quite a win for Mr. Alt let’s see if he can keep his momentum going and get that title match against Donovan Viper
camera heads into the Ministry locker room where Hellion and Corax are just leaving for their tag match leaving only Viper and UnderDawg
DV: Dawg, I just want you to know I have our back out there tonight. That Moosehead Jack is one mean piece of crap.
UD: I know all about Jack, he and I have been destined to meet for a long time. But you don’t worry about me, I can take him.
DV: Look, I know you can take care of Moosehead Jerk, it’s the rest of the Establishment that I am worried about, Moose will do anything to win this thing, including sicing the hounds on you.
UD: Hounds, that’s funny. Look, here’s the deal, you watch my back against Jack, and I will watch yours against Beast, deal?
DV: You got it. You got my back I got yours. Now I gotta get ready for my match.
UD: so we are all clear then, watch each other’s backs and Hellion and Corax?
DV: <as he is leaving the room> Yeah yeah, I got your back, trust me.
UD shoots a funny look in Viper's direction
HELLION & CORAX vs. 3PIECE SET – No DQ
No love lost between these two teams, and they attack each other before the bell rings. Hellion and Ax tumble out of the ring, while Cole and Corax stay inside and try to kill each other. Outside the ring, Hellion gets the best of the slugfest between he and Ax, grabs a chair and slams it across Ax’s back. Ax falls to the floor. With Ax down, Hellion climbs the apron, runs, leaps off and bulldogs Ax on the floor. Inside the ring, Cole ducks a Corax spin kick and slaughters him with a clothesline. Cole lifts Corax for a power bomb, but Hellion gets back in the ring before he can finish the move and clips Cole’s leg. Hellion and Corax take turns double teaming Cole, getting a near fall after a Total Elimination move, but Ax makes it back into the ring with a kendo stick and slams it down on the back of Corax head breaking up the pin. General chaos for the next several minutes. Cole and Hellion slug it out outstide the ring, trading Kendo stick shots to the face, so naturally both men are a bloody mess. Inside Ax and Corax are at it, Corax attempts a Shining Wizard, Ax ducks, grabs Corax around the neck from behind and drops him with a reverse DDT. While Cole and Hellion are battling outside the ring, Ax Pilmanizes Corax’s knee with a chair. Corax screams in pain as Ax locks on a figure four. Hellion sees his partner in trouble, and is distracted just long enough for Cole to grab a chair and whomp him in the head with it. Cole now rolls into the ring and drops several elbows across Corax’s chest. Corax is in a world of trouble right now, his leg could snap. Finally Hellion gets back into the ring, Cole charges at him, Hellion ducks, goes behind Cole and hits a belly to back suplex that drops Cole right on Ax, breaking the hold. Hellion hits the ropes and connects with a moonsault on a prone Ax, quick cover gets a two count, Cole breaks it up. Hellion gets to his feet, tries a kick to Cole’s midsection, Cole catches his leg, Hellion hits him with a ghetto blaster. With Cole down, Hellion leaps to the ropes for a corkscrew moonsault, Ax has recovered though and pushes Hellion off the top rope, Hellion flies to the outside and crashes through the Inuit Announce Table. Hellion might be dead. Corax has finally pulled himself back to his feet only to be dropped once again when Cole knees him in the midsection and hits a tilt a whirl sit down powerbomb. Instead of going for the cover, Ax and Cole go to the outside to punish Hellion, they clear the rubble and pummel Hellion with kicks, Cole wanders toward the ring looking for more weapons, Corax has recovered somewhat, when Cole looks into the ring, Corax springboards off the bottom rope and kicks a chair right into Cole’s face. Cole staggers for a moment, Corax grabs him by the hair and pulls him up to the apron. As Corax tries to bring him in the ring with a suplex, Ax runs over and grabs Corax good leg, Corax falls, Cole falls on top of him, Ax holds down his good leg so Corax has no chance of kicking out, and Hellion is still laying in the wreckage of the table. The ref counts 1,2,3! NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 18:04 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – 3Piece Set
Ross: wow! New World Tag Team Champions! Hellion and Corax are not going to be happy about that one; you know they are going to be screaming for revenge
Razz: yeah, I am sure. This match didn’t settle a thing between these two teams. Now lets go to the ring and see what the deal is with the new and improved Johnny Adrenaline
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF IC TITLE MATCH
Johnny gets right in Concrete's face talking smack as the bell rings to begin things. CTG shoves JA hard, flipping him back into the corner. JA rushes CTG and meets an arm drag. Then another. And another. JA bails and regroups, jawing with fans in the front row. Johnny goes back in and locks up with CTG, and they trade hammerlocks, and JA gets control, working a headlock. CTG whips JA to the ropes and gets a shoulder block. JA rushes again and gets clothes lined. JA charges one more time and this time gets back dropped over the top to the floor, drawing a nice pop from the crowd. CTG is on fire and JA is down on the floor, holding his back, and slowly gets to his feet...when he's met with a suicide dive from CTG, knocking JA back into the guardrail. CTG gets up first, picks Johnny up, and whips him into the rail again. CTG then follows that up with a scoop slam over the rail to the unprotected floor at the feet of the paying customers. JA is hurt and CTG plays to the crowd for a moment, which is all JA needs. CTG reaches over the rail to drag JA back over, but JA grabs CTG by the back of the head with both hands, and guillotines him over the rail, buying JA enough time to get his senses and get back to the ringside area. By the time JA gets back to the ring, however, CTG has come to and meets JA with some punches. JA is staggered and takes a wild swing at CTG and misses by three feet and falls to the floor. CTG tosses JA back into the ring, but as CTG climbs up on the apron to follow, JA sweeps CTG's feet, and he falls off the apron, landing awkwardly on his left shoulder.
JA rolls back out and stomps on the shoulder a few times, then whips CTG hard into the steel steps at ringside. JA keeps at the shoulder, taking CTG's left arm and wrapping it violently around the ring post three times. JA rolls CTG in and goes for the first pin fall attempt of the match, which barely gets two. JA wastes no time and goes back to the shoulder, opting for a cross-arm breaker. CTG fights it, and after about 30 seconds, is able to roll out of it, into a rollup for two. Both are up, and JA clotheslines CTG back down. JA yanks CTG up by the bad shoulder and goes to a variation of the hammerlock, and tries a double chicken wing. But JA can't cinch it in, and CTG drops out of it and hits JA with some sort of mule kick, knocking JA back-first into the corner. CTG sees an opportunity and charges, but JA dodges, and CTG's bad shoulder slams into the ring post. JA schoolboys him and uses the ropes, but CTG kicks out at a long two. JA is getting frustrated again, and stomps the shoulder twelve times, and again, yanks CTG up by the shoulder, and this time hits a shoulder breaker. JA covers, but CTG gets a foot on the rope. JA pulls CTG to the middle of the ring and tries again, and CTG gets the good shoulder up. JA pulls CTG up by the arm again, and tries an Irish whip, but CTG reverses and gets a dropkick. CTG whips JA again, and CTG ducks down for a backdrop, but JA sees it, and stops himself and hits a single arm DDT. JA irritates his back and sells it for a moment, then covers again, this time hooking the leg, but CTG kicks out at two again. JA stomps the shoulder one more time and goes to the top rope. JA comes down with a fist drop aimed at the shoulder, but CTG moves and JA lands hard. Ref starts the count, and gets to seven when CTG is to his feet.
JA drags himself up and CTG meets him again with a fury of punches, whips him to the ropes, and hits a drop toehold, but follows that up with a leg drop across JA's bad back. Then CTG hits a Lionsault. CTG tries to lock on the Scaffold, but JA scurries to the ropes as soon as he felt it coming. CTG stays on JA with a spine buster for two. CTG sets up for a power bomb, but JA pulls CTG's feet out from under him and looks for a Boston crab. CTG manages to reverse that attempt into his own attempt, but JA blocks, so CTG settles for a catapult into the turnbuckle...where the referee gets smashed into the corner. JA staggers back to the middle of the ring and CTG nails him with the CEMENT MIXER~! JA is done, and the crowd counts to ten before CTG realizes the referee is out. As CTG tries to wake the ref, L.D. Williams runs in and jumps on CTG with right hands. But CTG fights him off for a moment, long enough to allow SoulDragon to run in and take out LDW, and both men go to the floor. Moosehead Jack comes from behind the curtain and is running down, but Semaj B. Takes him down from behind. There's a fight on each side of the ring, and CTG locks the Scaffold in on JA in the middle of the ring and JA is tapping, but the ref is still out. Then, from out of the crowd, EricOMac hops in the ring with a golf club and just levels CTG right across the neck and shoulder. CTG falls to the mat and EOM drags JA on top for the cover. EOM drags the ref over, who makes the long, dramatic three count, and we have a new champion!
WINNER in 22:17 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Johnny Adrenaline.
SD and SB hit the ring to help CTG, but it's too late. EOM immediately pulls JA from the ring, and LDW runs around from the other side with the IC belt, and EOM and LDW help the new champion to the back, and LDW gives MHJ a pat on the back as they walk by. As CTG comes to, MHJ motions to the faces in the ring, pointing to his head, as if to say "we outsmarted you."
Ross: That is just a travesty! Once again Johnny and those animals need help winning their match, Razz this is wrestling not a street war. And Eric O’Mac, I don’t know what you are thinking hanging around with these guys and casting your lot with them, but I can tell you this, it will not lead you to any good
Razz: It is a shame to see Concrete drop the strap like that, but Johnny played CTG perfectly, I gotta say, even with the interference, Johnny pulled one over Concrete’s eyes this time
Ross: We’ll we have had two title changes so far, let’s see if we can go three for three, or if Viper will find a way to keep his title.
THE BEAST vs. DONOVAN VIPER – NO DQ STREETFIGHT FOR THE OOWF WORLD TITLE
Camera cuts to the back where we see OOWF World Champion Donovan Viper leaving the Ministry locker room with the shattered remains of his title draped over his shoulder, as he is walking down the hall, Beast crashes through the wall and slams into Viper! The match is on! Beast clubs Viper across the back of the neck and throws him into a garage door. As Viper staggers back from the door, Beast scoops Viper up over his shoulder and slams him hard down to the concrete floor. Viper writhes in pain. Beast walks away and waits for Viper to get to his feet, as he does, Beast comes flying from off screen and connects with a big boot right to Viper’s mouth. Viper is nearly knocked cold. Beast grabs Viper and tosses him over his shoulder and heads to the ring. When Beast comes out to head down the ramp, the fans explode in cheers. Beast gets to the ring and rolls Viper inside, as he gets in the ring, Viper fires a couple of shots to the midsection, Beast barely notices. Beast pulls Viper to his feet, sends him to a corner and follows him in with a huge clothesline. Viper staggers out of the corner, falls face first to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Beast remains inside and plays to the crowd. Viper searches ringside for something, anything to keep Beast at bay, Beast leaves the ring and stalks Viper. Viper reaches under the ring and finds a garbage can, he throws the can at Beast, but Beast just swats it away and stomps it flat. Beat charges at Viper with a clothesline, Viper ducks, picks up the flattened trashcan and throws it at Beast’s head. One of the sharp corners of the can catches Beast right across the forehead, opening a huge gash. Beast goes down to one knee. Viper pulls a chain out of his boot and wraps it around his fist and pounds away at Beast’s forehead, opening the gash even more. Blood is pouring off of Beast’s head now. Viper takes a few steps backward and lines up a kick right to Beast’s jaw, dropping the big man. Beast is flat on his back on the floor, Viper wraps the chain around Beast’s neck and chokes him, eventually dragging him into the ring. Viper keeps the chain around Beast’s neck and throws him over the top rope, Beast’s feet barely touch the floor, blood is spurting from Beast’s forehead. Niles Anderson works his way through the crowd with a chair, slides in the ring, and slams Viper in the back of the head with a chair. Viper lets go of the chain and falls to the mat. Niles takes off through the crowd before anyone can confront him. Viper is out inside the ring; Viper is out inside the ring. Beast slowly makes his way back inside the ring. Beast stands over a fallen Viper who is just barely moving. Beast grabs Viper, picks him up, and hits a massive, ring shaking, power bomb. Before Beast can go for the cover, the lights go out, spooky music begins playing, then stops, what the? When the lights go back on, UnderDawg is standing in the middle of the ring, face to face with Beast. Before Beast can even react, UD grabs him by the throat and choke slams him to hell. UD grabs Viper and drags him over to Beast and lays him over Beast. The lights go out again, the spooky music plays again, when the lights come back on, UD is gone. The ref makes the count, Viper retains
WINNER in 22:29 Donovan Viper
Ross: I am speechless. Razz, I don’t like how this one ended, but I have a feeling that at some point, Beast and UnderDawg are going to cross paths, that will be a SLOBBERKNOCKER!
Razz: Ross, that’s one I can wait for, the one I can’t wait for is this one, a Hell in the Cell match between Microplay and Canadian Dragon, this one will be brutal!
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. MICROPLAY – HELL IN THE CELL
They do a lockup sequence to start and Microplay hits an arm drag and follows it up by ramming Dragon's back in to the turnbuckle. Micro goes for the gut-wrench but Dragon flips out of that and hammers away. MP shrugs it off and reverses a whip, sending Dragon crashing to the corner. Microplay with a wristlock, and he slams into Dragon's shoulder a few times, but Dragon counters into a wristlock of his own. Dragon walks the ropes and hits a sweet head scissors takedown. Dragon goes outside to the ring apron and hits a slingshot leg drop that gets two. Microplay is dazed, but manages to duck a clothesline. Dragon off the ropes, but Microplay hits a back body drop. Dragon flips upwards and actually hits his head on the top of the cage! Microplay like a little shocked and starts taunting the fans. Dragon looks to be out of it and MP goes for a cover but that only gets two. Microplay hits a spine buster and then tosses Dragon over the top rope. MP calmly smashes the back of his head into the cage and drops him on the floor. Ouch. Microplay hammers away on Dragon, and rams him back first into the ring post, then to the cage, then to the ring post, to the cage again. Crowd eats it up, as Dragon is becoming a human pinball. Micro whips CD into the cage, but he uses the momentum to nail Micro on the way back, giving Dragon the advantage.
But Dragon's still hurting, so he just rolls back into the ring. Microplay on the apron to get back in the ring himself, but Dragon flies of the ropes with a springboard dropkick, sending Microplay off the apron into the cage. Dragon tries a tope suicida, sending MP crashing into the cage. Dragon then he climbs halfway up the cage and drops an elbow to Micro on the floor. Dragon pauses to catch his breath and soak in the cheers from the crowd, but Micro is back up and clotheslines him. Microplay picks up Dragon and pile drives him on the stairs and rolls back into the ring. Both men back in and Microplay starts in with some chops. A gut-wrench suplex gets a long two count, and Microplay climbs to the top for the elbow drop. He comes of the top, but Dragon gets the foot up and Micro eats a boot to the mouth. Dragon goes off the topes with a springing Dragonsault, but he eats boot himself. Microplay is the first to his feet and hits a snap suplex and then a running leg drop. Instead of going for a cover he puts Dragon on the hits a picture perfect superplex. Micro sense the end is near and goes outside and brings two chairs. He places Dragon's head on one chair and goes for the one-man conchairto, but Dragon barely moves out of the way. Micro goes to nail Dragon with the chair, but Dragon manages to duck that as well and hits a super kick sending the chair into Micro's face. Dragon puts Microplay into position for the conchairto, and the tune connects! Dragon goes up to the top and signals that the end is here...and then the lights go out filling the arena with darkness.
BONG!
BONG!
WOOF!
Strobe light fills the arena for a moment as the eerie chants increase in volume. Then the lights go out again and the music stops leaving the arena in total darkness and silence. The lights go back on and Dragon is looking up the ramp waiting for UnderDawg to appear. He's looking the wrong way though, as Donovan Viper attacks from behind with his broken belt sending both men to the floor. Both men start pounding each other with straight fists as the refs outside the ring try to get the door open to get Viper out of the cell. The refs finally unlock the door as Viper nails Dragon with a Death Elbow! Viper follows CD out of the cell and grabs a chair. He takes a swing and misses and Dragon hits a dragon kick out of nowhere. Dragon is still out of it though and starts climbing the cage. Viper looks pissed but starts to climb the cage after him. They both reach the top at about the same time and Viper goes for another elbow, but Dragon ducks. Viper blocks the dragon kick this time though, but Dragon hits an enziguri. Dragon is slow to get up and goes for a hurricarana. Viper blocks this though, and hits a sit down power bomb! the top of the cage shakes mightily, as the refs are screaming at both men to get off the cage. Viper ignores them though and picks up Dragon for the D-3 triple ddt...but on the last ddt both men go through the top of the cage to the ring below just barely missing Microplay!!! A huge holy shit chant erupts as they show a replay of the horrific crash to the ring.
Micoplay pulls his blood-soaked carcass off the mat using the ropes and sees the bodies in the middle of the ring. With his last ounce of strength, he falls down covering Dragon for the pin at 43:03 to end the match.
WINNER in 43:03 Microplay
The refs and other officials are out to examine the wrestlers as neither CD or Viper have moved at all since falling through the cage. The paramedics are out and it looks like both Viper and Dragon will be leaving the ring on their backs. Microplay gets up and the crowd gives him a round of light applause as they sit in shock of what they have just seen. Once thing is for sure...nobody has to worry about Viper getting involved in the OOWF Invitational finals!
Ross: MAH GAWD! The Physicality of that match was unbelievable!
Razz: let’s just hope that both Viper and Dragon are ok, it looks like both of them are on their way to the back to be examined.
Ross: ok, this is the one we have been waiting for, after a month, we are finally down to the OOWF Invitational Finals, Razz, I think UnderDawg looks unstoppable here.
Razz: never count out the twisted sick mind of Moosehead Jack, you are going to have to kill him to beat him, Ross my money is on Jack to win it all.
OOWF Invitational Finals
UNDERDAWG vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
Jack and UD are both in the ring; this is the first meeting between these two. Jack is in one corner, UD in the other, Dawg begins to move toward the middle of the ring, Jack puts out a hand to stop him, an evil grin spreads across Jack’s face as he motions to the back. UD looks toward the ramp expecting an attack, then notices that the Hell in the Cell cage is lowering, UD looks at Jack and an evil grin spreads across his face as well. This ain’t gonna be pretty. The two meet in the center of the ring, standing nose to nose. Jack shoves UD, UD responds with a shot to the head, Dawg grabs the stunned Jack and sends him to the ropes where he eats a big boot. Jacks slides out of the ring to regroup o the outside, UD pursues him on the outside, and slams Jack’s head into the steel steps. UD pins Jack against the steps and pummels him with forearms to the chest. UD lifts Jack, tosses him over his shoulder and rams him torpedo like into the cage. UD picks Jack up and whips him into the cage on the far side, MHJ collapses to the floor, already bloody. UD slowly stalks his prey, walking around the ring to Jack, UD gets him to his feet again, and tries another whip into the cage, this time Jack reverses the whip and drops UD with a short clothesline. Now it is Jack’s turn on offensive. Jack mounts UD, pummeling him with shots to the face, then chokes him until UD’s eyes roll back in his head. Jack reaches under the ring and grabs a chair, it seems like he is trying to wedge it into the cage or something. UD does the old school sit-up of amazing recovery, Jack simply takes the chair and brings it crashing down on UD’s skull, laying him out again and bringing the blood flow on UD. The two tear at each other for over a half an hour, no one even attempts a pin, their goal seems to be beating the crap out of each other. All kinds of plunder is produced from under the ring, chairs, kendo sticks, chains, glass, you name it. After a while the ring looks like a war zone. At one point Jack gains the upper hand after a low blow and a DDT on a chair. Jack first grabs the chain and whips UD across the back with it, then wraps it around his fist and pounds away at UD’s forehead. More blood, more gore. UD regains the advantage by choke slamming Jack onto a trash can, instead of going for a pin, UD picks up the chain and wraps it around Jacks head and twists and twists until it seems like Jack’s head explodes with blood. UD tries for a Fireplug pile driver, but Jack works out of it, and shoves UD to the ropes, Jack picks up a scrap piece of table and nails Dawg in the throat. Dawg falls to his knees; Jack takes a piece of the table and threatens to gouge out UD’s eye. After over 50 minutes, the ring is still littered with trash and puddles of blood. Jack is slumped in a corner; UD is lying on the floor. UD finally gets to his feet, using the last of his strength; he heaves the ring steps over the top rope toward Jack who had just staggered out of the corner. The stairs clip Jack in the head, knocking him nearly unconscious. UD makes his way into the ring and grabs Moose and choke slams him. Cover 1,2 somehow MHJ kicks out before three. UD gets to his feet, waits on Jack to do the same, and waffles him with a chair, Jack falls to the mat, UD lifts him for a last ride, Jack thunders down to the mat amid the wreckage, UD covers, Jack is able to roll the shoulder again. What will it take to keep him down? UD lifts Jack to his feet, and tries for another choke slam, Jack breaks his grip, slips around UD, and hits a heart punch out of nowhere. UD falls to his knees clutching his chest in pain, blood flowing down his face. Jack grabs UD in a front face lock, backs up to the stairs, and DDT’s him on the top stair. UD’s head thunks against he metal. Jack covers, UD is able to roll his shoulder. Jack spends the next few minutes working on Dawn. Finally both men are fighting on top of the stairs, Jack tries a pile driver off the top of the stairs to the chairs and clutter on the mat below, UD uses a low blow to escape, then grabs MHJ by the throat, choke slam off the top of the stairs onto chairs and debris below. Jack’s head slams into the steel chair; UD falls from the top of the steps too exhausted to fight and drapes his arm across Jack, the ref counts, 1,2,3. It’s over
WINNER in 61:42 and OOWF INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENT WINNER – Underdawg
After the match, as the cage raises up, Hellion and Corax hit the ring and help UD to his feet, UD looks around in dazed confusion, it seems like he is looking for someone, but then gets caught up in the celebration as the Ministry helps their leader to the back. Niles, Endo and Morte come to ringside to help Moose, just as he gets to his feet, AA, Semaj, Thim and Concrete hit the ring. Concrete grabs a chair and immediately levels Jack (who had just got to their feet, AA attacks Endo, locking him in the claw, Semaj ducks a Morte spin kick and takes him down with a Live and Let Die, as Niles turns around, Thim crowns him with a chair shot, then locks on the Tazzmission. Beast and the Dragons make their way to ringside to join in on the beatings, finally Johnny Adrenaline, LD Williams, and FF Capslock run to the ring, a huge melee ensues, there are bodies everywhere! Eric O’Mac hits the ring with a bat and faces off with Johnny Adrenaline; Coolname comes to ringside but does not get in the ring. As EOM and Adrenaline stand face to face, EOM turns and slams the bat into the back of Blackdragon’s head. Dragon falls helplessly to the mat, and the free for all resumes. Johnny pulls Concrete off of MHJ and the two brawl around ringside, finally after several minutes of out of control brawling, OOWF officials are able to separate the two and restore some order.
Ross: That was unbelievable, Razz I am speechless
Razz: yeah me too Ross: that was like nothing I have ever seen, now come s the interesting part, whom will UnderDawg challenge?
Ross: tune in to this week’s MidWeek Mayhem for more! For Razz, I am Ross, Thanks for tuning in!
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