MidWeek Mayhem LIVE from Forks of Salmon, California!
We are coming to you LIVE from the Charlie Tuna Metroplex and Sports Arena! I am you host Ross, and I am pleased to be joined by Razz.
Razz: Ross I am jazzed to be here in California! This is OOWF’s very first stop in sunny California.
Ross: Indeed it is Razz, and what a show we have tonight! Donovan Viper defends his title one-on-one against Hardbody Harris!
Razz: and we have a rematch from last week, 3Piece Set defends their newly won World Tag Team Titles against Hellion and Corax in a 15 foot high barbed wire cage match!
Ross: up first we have a newcomer to the OOWF, Razz, what do you know about Tommy O’Neil?
Razz: well I know he has a short fuse and one helluva left hook, don’t make this guy angry!
Ross: Let’s go to the ring!
TOMMY O’NEIL vs. JESSUP McCULLUM
Tommy is making his OOWF debut here tonight. Jessup is a local worker out of Truckee California. The bell rings and the two stand face to face in the center of the ring. Jessup begins taunting O’Neil, Jessup goes about 6’8”, towering over the much smaller O’Neil. TO looks like he has had about enough of McCullum’s crap. O’Neil holds up his right arm for a test of strength, McCullum laughs and locks up, as he turns to look for the left hand, O’Neil unleashes a lethal left hook to the temple. McCullum’s eyes roll back in his head and he falls to the mat out cold. O’Neil grabs McCullum’s legs and locks on the Gaelic Cloverleaf. McCullum is out and can’t tap, so the ref calls for the bell.
WINNER in 1:23 Tommy O’Neil
Razz: I warned you about that left hook!
Ross: wow, what a debut! This guy has potential written all over him!
Razz: Up next are Vander and Gimmick against my favorite teams, Smoley and Smark, you love these guys don’t you Ross?
Ross: well, no Razz, they seem to spend more time on their entrances than preparing for the match. I don’t think Vander or Gimmick have ANYthing to worry about
Razz: Well they make me laugh.
MARK VANDER & GIMMICKMAN vs. BRAD SMOLEY & SMARK
Vander and Gimmick come to the ring first. After their introductions, the lights dim and familiar music plays and the crowd erupts:
Are You Ready?
You Think You Can Tell Us What To Do?
You Think You Can Tell Us What To Wear?
You Think That You're Better?
You Better Get Ready
To Bow To The Masters,
Break It Down
Degenerate Into Something Fool,
We Just Got Tired,
Of Doin' What You Told Us To Do.
That's A Break Boy, (Yeah)
That's A Break Little Man.
Break It Down
Smoley and Smark make their way to ringside, Smark is looking more grungy than usual, is that a wig, or did he braid his hair? And what the hell is Smoley wearing? Hot pink tights that say ASS-MASTER on the back, now THERE is a pleasant thought. Smark hits the ring first and grabs the mic:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, the OOWF proudly brings to you, it’s FUTURE OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD!!! The Road Dogg Smarky Smark, Bad Ass Brad Smoley, the NEW….AGE…BADGUYS!!!!”
Smark hands the mic to Smoley;
“And if you ain’t down with the New Age Badguys, we got TWO WORDS FOR YA!
<crowd – SUCK IT>
“Wha…no no, WHY NOT!!!!”
Vander and Gimmick stare in disbelief. Vander starts with Smark and easily takes him down with a side headlock. Smark rolls Vander over and gets a one count. Both men get back to their feet, and Smark pokes Vander in the eye and grabs a side headlock of his own, Vander shoves him to the ropes and elevates Smark with a huge back body drop. Tag to Gimmick, GM comes in and lays Smark out with a clothesline and knocks Smoley off the apron. GM kicks Smark in the midsection, Smark falls to his knees, GM drops an elbow down square to the top of Smark’s head. Cover gets two. Gimmick whips Smark to the ropes; knee to the midsection is turned into an abdominal stretch. Smark screams in pain. Smoley lumbers into the ring and breaks the hold by clubbing the back of GM’s neck. Now free Smark rakes his bootlaces across GM’s eyes and rushes over to make a tag to Smoley. Smoley comes in and sends GM to the ropes, ducking his head way too soon. GM pulls up short, stops, taps a bent over Smoley on the shoulder, when Smoley stands up, GM unleashes a barrage of chops and slaps to the chest that drives Smoley back into the corner. GM tags Vander, before he leaves GM whips Smoley out of the corner as he rebounds Vander catches him with a clothesline from hell that almost takes Smoley out of his boots. Quick tag to GM who comes in and locks on the STF, Smoley is screaming in pain. Smark charges in and breaks up the move with a boot to the face. Vander takes Smark out of the ring with a big clothesline. Vander grabs Smoley, hits a Dragon suplex, GM lifts a dazed Smoley and hits a SPARTAN PLUNGE! Three seconds later, it’s over.
WINNERS in 5:29 Mark Vander & GimmickMan
Ross: one of these days Smoley and Smark might just get serious and become a real team
Razz: <laughing hard> whew, man, Ross how can you NOT love that?
Ross: I prefer my athletes to have a bit more of a serious side.
Razz: well there is plenty of seriousness in this next match.
Ross: you ain’t kiddin Razz, bits members of the Establishment and the AYUFF against each other, there is a lot of tension between these two groups, and one day this thing is gonna explode into violence that the OOWF has never seen before
Razz: it does seem to me that they are choosing up sides right now, Moosehead Jack seems to have recruited Stank and FF Capslock, while JW Westgaard is now involved because of his issues with LD Williams.
STANK, FF CAPSLOCK & MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. BEAST, ATTITUDE ADJUSTER & JW WESTGAARD
Schmozz to start this one as all six men battle in the ring, FFC and Beast tumble over the top rope, Westgaard has Stank pinned one corner pounding away with haymakers, and Attitude goes to the eyes and whips Jack to the ropes, leveling him with a big clothesline. Outside the ring, FFC and Beast are pulverizing each other with huge clubbing blows. FFC gets the better of an exchange and charges at Beast for a clothesline, Beast ducks and FFC clotheslines the ring post. As FFC turns around in pain, a boot to the face lays him out on the floor. Inside the ring, AA is on top of MHJ choking him out, Stank has finally reversed Westgaard in the corner and is wailing away at him. Beast comes in and attacks Stank from behind, nailing him with a clubbing blow to the back and throwing him over the top rope. Jack is able to roll AA off of him and get to his feet. When he does, he faces all three men. Jack beats a hasty retreat from the ring and gathers the troops on the floor. Order is restored and we have FFC and Beast square off in the middle of the ring. The two try to intimidate each other, but it doesn’t work. Finally they lock up in a test of strength, which FFC initially wins, but with the crowd’s cheers pushing him on, Beast powers out of the move and scoops FFC up for a big body slam. From here the match falls apart completely as all six men flood the ring. Attitude and Stank tumble from the ring on one side; FFC and JWW go brawling around ringside and up the ramp. Amazingly, both men are bleeding from the nose and mouth in a matter of seconds. Moose is left in the ring with Beast. Jack tries to attack from behind but Beast catches him with a big clothesline. Beast batters Jack around the ring for a few minutes, the grabs him by the throat for a choke slam. Jack rakes the eyes, and gets a low blow in for good measure. Jack has Beast set up for a DDT. Outside the ring, AA slams Stank’s head into the ring post, sees Beast about to be DDT’d, grabs a chair and slides into the ring. AA brings the chair up, swinging it at Jack, Jack lets go of the DDT, and moves, as Beast stands up, the chair slams down across his head, Beast falls to the mat in a heap. Stank reaches into the ring and pulls AA to the outside, Jack rolls a dazed Beast over and the ref counts the pin.
WINNER in 6:56 Stank, FF Capslock & Moosehead Jack
Ross: I’ll tell you Razz, that Moosehead Jack has more lives than a cat, once again he manages to steal a victory
Razz: Moose is a clever one, always aware of what is going on, he may not be as physically gifted as some guys here, but he seems to have some kind of psychological advantage over some here, and that makes him dangerous
Ross: Razz, he’s a snake, plain and simple.
Razz: and up next we got two more Establishment members, again squaring off against AYUFF members
Ross: Semaj is really in the middle here, he has formed a solid team with Thim and they seem intent on ridding the OOWF of the Establishment, but there seems to be some animosity between Thim and the rest of the AYUFF
ENDO & MORTE vs. SEMAJ B. & THIM REYNOLDS
Endo and Morte attack to start the match. Endo takes Thim off his feet with a big scoop slam, and tries to follow with a fist drop, but Thim moves out of the way and scoots to the outside. Morte and Semaj tear into each other exchanging chops and punches all over the ring. Morte rakes the eyes and backs Semaj into the corner. Morte unleashes a series of kicks to the midsection that double Semaj over in pain. As Semaj falls to his knees, Morte kicks him in the back of the head, Semaj collapses to the mat, Morte climbs the ropes and connects with a leg drop to the back of his head. Outside Thim has Endo down and is working on a nerve hold on Endo’s shoulder. Thim stomps away at Endo’s head, then lifts him and rams him back first into the ring post. Endo staggers away from the post and Thim F5’s him on the concrete floor. Thim slides under the ropes and drops an elbow across the back of Morte’s head breaking up his pin attempt. Thim works on Morte, sending him to the ropes and hitting a big back body drop. With Morte down, Thim immediately grabs the ankle and locks on an ankle lock. Morte screams in pain and reaches for the ropes. Endo comes in the ring behind Thim, passes him, hits the ropes and comes back and applies a running claw to Thim. Thim immediately releases the hold and falls backward to the mat. Morte is quickly to his feet and spin kicks Semaj as he tries to save his partner. Morte tries to press his attack with a belly-to-belly suplex, but Semaj reverses it, then attacks Endo knocking him off his partner. Finally the ref is able to get the men separated to their corners. Endo and Thim are the legal men; Thim has been busted wide open from the claw. Endo gets Thim to his feet and tries an over the shoulder pile driver, Thim works free and sends Endo to the ropes, Thim hits the opposite ropes and catches Endo with a spear. The two teams go back and forth for several minutes. The end comes with Semaj down in the middle of the ring. The victim of a Morte and Endo double pile driver. Thim saved his partner by tossing Endo out of the ring and nailing a snap brain buster on Morte. With the ref checking on Semaj and Morte, Thim runs around the ring, grabs a chair and crowns Endo with it, knocking the big man cold. Thim rolls Endo back in the ring, runs over and pulls Morte out and locks the tazzmission on him outside the ring. Semaj slowly comes to, sees Endo out and drapes an arm across him. The ref counts three, we have a winner.
WINNERS in 12:29 Semaj B. & Thim Reynolds
Ross: well the Establishment finally gets a taste of their own medicine!
Razz: that’s not gonna sit well, I’ll bet the house that Endo and Morte are already planning their revenge.
Ross: no doubt about that. Next we have another rematch, RevolutionXX against GatorBait and Outback Jack, last week RevXX refused to shake Gator and Jack’s hands, and Eric O’Mac has been acting really strange lately
Razz: yeah Ross it seems like something is going on, someone is in Eric’s ear, I don’t like the way this is heading, hopefully Coolname can get his partner’s head on straight
REVOLUTIONXX vs. OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT
Gator and Coolname start, some good back and forth action, Gator grabs a side head lock, Carl shoves him to the ropes and drops down to the mat, Gator leaps over him and bounds off the opposite ropes, Carl is back to his feet, leap frog over the charging Gator, catches Gator on the rebound wit ha release belly to belly suplex. Tag into EOM, who comes in and lays in some punches to Gator, then sends him to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. With Gator down, EOM drops several knees across Gator’s windpipe. EOM gets to his feet and flips off Jack, which bring s Jack into the ring, the ref stops him, and while the ref is distracted, EOM lays Gator throat first across the bottom rope and chokes him out. The ref turns back around and begins the count, EOM breaks at four. With Gator still lying on the bottom rope, EOM leaps over the top ropes and hits a guillotine leg drop. Coolname and EOM work over Gator, until Gator is finally able to reverse an EOM hurracaranna into a power bomb and make a much needed tag to Jack. Jack comes in and cleans house, Jack nails EOM with a boomerang, and waits, as EOM starts to stir, he locks on the Crocodile Hunter, EOM struggles for a moment then finally reaches the ropes. Jack tags Gator in and he goes to work, hitting a series of back body drops on EOM, then catching EOM coming off the ropes with a power slam. Cover is broken up at two by Coolname. Jack runs in to attack Coolname and they fall to the outside and brawl some more. Inside, Gator sets up EOM for the chomp. Gator nails a sweet Chomp; Eric O’Mac is dead in the ring. Outside, Coolname reverses an OBJ whip and sends Jack crashing into the ring post; Coolname slides into the ring, and nails an unsuspecting Gator with a super kick as soon as he stands up. Both men down. EOM moves first, and rolls up Gator, and unseen by the ref grabs a handful of tights AND puts his feet on the bottom rope. The ref counts, it’s over
WINNERS in 11:09 Revolution XX
After the match, EOM slides outside the ring; Coolname is still inside the ring. Jack and Gator confront Coolname on why he blindsided Gator with the kick, and why EOM cheated to get the win. Coolname is trying to diffuse the situation when EOM comes in behind them with a chair, and lays out both Gator and Jack. EOM throws down the chair and leaves. Coolname looks at the carnages, gets a strange smile on his face and follows his partner to the back.
Ross: Now that was just completely uncalled for! What has gotten to Eric O’Mac?
Razz: I don’t know but someone is definitely bending his ear.
Ross: Microplay emerged victorious against Canadian Dragon, so where does he go from here Razz?
Razz: well tonight he has a tough opponent in Blade, but from there Microplay wants that World title back more than life itself. Tonight he can take the first step in getting back into the mix
MICROPLAY vs. BLADE
Blade comes to the ring to a chorus of cheers. Microplay comes out next, still showing the battle wounds from the Hell in the Cell, the crowd gives Microplay more of a mixed reaction, which MP doesn’t quite know how to respond to. Incredible back and forth action. Neither man is able to hold the upper hand for long. Blade goes on the offensive, peppering MP with a series of kicks to the legs, midsection, shoulders and finally nearly kicks his head off. Blade waits for MP to get to his feet, springs off the ropes and connects with an asai DDT. MP looks done, Blade covers, but MP manages to roll the shoulder at two. Blade keeps working on the head, trying to knock MP out. MP powers out of a side headlock and whips MP to the ropes, Micro lowers his head a second too soon and Blade hits a jumping DDT. Another cover gets two. Frustrated Blade resorts to choking MP. The crowd starts a mixed reaction against MP, booing him for using illegal tactics. Blade whips MP to the ropes and catches him with a sleeper hold. MP fights to break the hold and starts to fade. In a strange turn of events, the crowd is urging MP to break the hold. MP finally powers out of the move by falling back into the corner. MP staggers out and falls to the mat, Blade climbs the ropes and tries for a splash, but MP gets his foot up and nails Blade square in the jaw. Now MP goes on the offensive. MP grabs Blade and hangs him on the top rope, leaping over the ropes to the floor himself. MP hits the floor and slides right back in to press the attack. He mounts Blade and peppers him with shots to the forehead. MP hits a long-standing suplex, cover gets two. Both back to their feet, Blade goes to the eyes to stop MP, then sends him to the ropes, Blade lowers his head too soon and MP lifts him for a pile driver, MP turns in all directions so everyone can see, then thunders down to the mat. MP now has a crazed look in his eyes; he slides under the ropes and grabs the timekeeper’s bell. MP scales the top rope and stands there perched to strike. Before he makes his move, he noticed that the fans are urging him not to do it. Strangely, MP stops and contemplates this for a moment, then throws the bell to the floor. Before he can finish the move, Ayaka makes her way out from the back, bat in hand, where the hell has she been? Ayaka gets up on the apron and nails MP in the back of the head. MP falls to the mat, out cold. Somehow the ref didn’t see a thing. Blade crawls across the ring, covers MP and the ref counts three.
WINNER in 9:54 Blade
After the match, Blade and Ayaka celebrate and head to the back, to a chorus of boos from the crowd.
Razz: How bout that Ross! Ayaka returns to the OOWF!
Ross: and how bout the response Microplay got Razz? I never thought I would hear that!
Razz: Me either Ross, but now that Ayaka is back what does this mean for Blade?
Ross: My guess is that this means a renewed mean streak for Blade
Razz: Speaking of two guys with a mean streak, this next match features two of the meanest most ornery SOB’s in the OOWF!
Ross: You’re not kidding Razz, this one will be a slobberknocker!
LD WILLIAMS vs. SOULDRAGON
SoulDragon is seconded by Blackdragon, much to everyone’s surprise LD Williams comes out alone. Dragon attacks first, as Williams slides into the ring; Dragon pounces and drops a knee across the back of his head. Dragon pulls Williams to his feet and nails a snap suplex, Williams hits the mat and slides out of the ring, SD follows him to the outside, slamming Williams head into the steel steps and the ring post. SD wraps LDW’s arms in the steel guardrail and unleashes a series of kicks to the chest and face. The last one may have broken Williams nose as blood begins to pour from it. At the sight of blood, SD steps up his attack, grabbing a chair and swinging it wildly at Williams, Williams is able to free himself just in time and the chair slams down across the guard rail. Williams counters with a clothesline knocking SD off his feet. Now LDW puts the boots to SD, keeping him from getting to his feet. LDW grabs the mic cord and wraps it around SD’s neck choking him out. LDW finally notices Blackdragon standing on the other side of the ring, he walks over to jaw with him for a moment, SD recovers and tries to attack from behind, but LDW drop toe holds him into the steel steps opening a large gash in SD’s head. Blood is pouring from the wound; we are talking Muta levels here. LDW rolls back into the ring and waits. BD comes over to check on his partner, but the ref orders him away. SD rolls back into the ring, the blood is so heavy that SD is blinded by it. SD takes a few wild swings at LDW, who easily avoids them, kicks SD in the midsection and plants him with a DDT. Cover only gets two. LDW picks SD up to his knees; SD hits a low blow, which knocks LDW off his feet. SD slides out of the ring, reaches under the apron and grabs his trusty cinder block. He slides it in the ring and comes in. SD picks up LDW and slaps him across the face a few times, and sets him up for a DDT on the cinder block, the ref is warning him not to, but SD doesn’t seem to care. Before he can hit the move, in one fluid motion, LDW reverses out of the DDT and turns it into an F5, the back of SD’s neck hits the cinder block, SD is knocked goofy (er?) LDW throws the cinder block out of the ring, and locks on the STF. SD struggles to get to the ropes, nearly there, he reaches out for BD’s help, BD backs away and refuses to help. SD has no choice and taps.
WINNER in 8:44 LD Williams
*Chris Alt is backstage with Sexy Female Journalist #11, anxiously checking his wrist tape*
SFJ11: Chris Alt, the powers that be wouldn't grant your request for an ambulance match with Niles Anderson for tonight. Right now it's going to be a conventional one on one match. What are your thoughts?
CA: I can't say I'm surprised. Anderson is Moosehead Jack's boy, and Jack seems to be running things around here lately, now doesn't he?
SFJ11: Are you trying to say--
CA: You know exactly what I'm trying to say. 'Scool, though... the Specimen knows he can't take me in a one on one match anymore than he can take me in an ambulance match. He prances around the ring like a bad Vanilla Ice rip-off, droning on and on about "stepping". Niles, you want me to step? You can just consider me the Stairmaster, cause I'm going to step all over your ass out there tonight. And rest assured, Niles... I haven't forgotten your sneak attack, and I haven't forgotten what you did to me with that chair. I haven't forgotten the few nights I spent laid up in the hospital, where all I could think about was getting my hands on you again. We WILL have an ambulance match, Specimen. It may not be today, and it may not be next week, but you can't hide from our destiny forever. And the last thing you'll see right before the ambulance doors close on you and you begin the long ride to the hospital will be my sneering face telling you "welcome to prime time, Niles".
Ross: strong words there from Chris Alt
Razz: there certainly is no love lost between these two. Alt is still fuming over the chair attack from Niles a few weeks ago
Ross: Well tonight he may have a chance to settle a score, Niles managed to weasel his way out of an ambulance match, so now its just a one on one encounter
NILES ANDERSON vs. CHRIS ALT
The crowd explodes as Alt makes his entrance. The cheers quickly turn to boos when Niles comes out. The two lock up and Niles immediately goes to the eyes. Niles backs Alt into the corner and lays a series of shoulder blocks into his abdomen. On the fourth attempt, Alt lifts himself up and rolls up Alt, getting a surprise two count. Niles immediately comes to his feet and takes a wild swing for a clothesline, Alt easily ducks and Alt catches Niles with a series of German suplexes. With Niles down on the mat, Alt climbs the ropes for a breath taking moonsault. Niles rolls out of the way, but Alt lands on his feet. Niles is up and charges, Alt catches him with a tilt a whirl suplex, Niles bails out of the ring, and Alt soaks up the crowds cheers. Niles seethes on the outside, when Alt gets close enough to the ropes, Niles pulls him under the bottom rope and falls on him with brutal cross face forearms. Niles lifts Alt and hits a suplex to the concrete floor. Niles rolls back into the ring and tries to get the crowd’s cheers, but they only boo him more. Alt gets to the ring and Niles grabs him by the hair, Niles tries a suplex Alt reverses it and turns it into a roll up, Niles kicks out, Alt springs to the top rope and hits a high cross body block. Again Niles kicks out. Both men to their feet, Alt tries a clothesline, Niles ducks, and hits a hangman’s neck breaker. Alt is down. Niles climbs the ropes and dives, driving an elbow into Alt’s throat. Niles waits on Alt to get to his feet and hits an RKO. Alt is down. Niles covers and gets two; Alt gets his foot on the ropes. The two battle it out for a while, neither man gaining enough of an advantage to get the win. Alt keeps the air attack coming, while Niles tries to grind it out on the mat, working on Alt’s legs trying to get a submission. The end comes when Niles throws Alt from the ring and argues with the ref. When Alt gets back to the apron, Niles goes over to bring him in, Alt shoulder blocks Niles in the midsection and tries a sunset flip. Niles holds on to the ropes and drops to his knees, the ref doesn’t see Niles using the ropes and makes the three count.
WINNER in 22:01 Niles Anderson
Niles celebrates, Alt springs to his feet and grabs Niles and decimates him with a Tiger Driver, Alt leaves the ring and grabs a chair. As Niles is stumbling to his feet, Alt cracks the chair over his head. Grabbing the mic, Alt leans in close to Niles “We’re not done, not by a long shot. Welcome to Prime time. Bitch.” Alt leaves the ring to the cheers of the crowd.”
Razz: Wow! I guess Alt really sent a message there! Think Niles might be a little more inclined to accept an ambulance match now?
Ross: well if anything can motivate Niles, this would probably do it
Razz: next up, it’s the OOWF Invitational winner, The UnderDawg!
Ross: Canadian Dragon will certainly have his hands full this week, let’s head to ringside!
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. UNDERDAWG
CD tries to gain the advantage to start by jumping UD from behind. CD unleashes a barrage of punches and kicks to UD’s back and neck. It doesn’t work so well. After a few seconds of this, UD gets fed up and starts unleashing soup bone shots of his own. UD grabs CD and backs him into the ropes and whips him to the opposite side, CD ducks a clothesline, but on the rebound eats a big boot. CD bails out of the ring to collect himself. UD chases CD out of the ring, CD quickly slides back into the ring and leaps over the top rope wit ha plancha, UD catches him and rams him back first into the ring post CD falls to the floor in pain, UD picks him up and body slams him on the concrete floor. UD rolls CD back into the ring and traps him in a corner and chokes him with his boot. UD breaks as the ref gets to four. As CD staggers out of the corner, UD kicks him and lifts him for a last ride power bomb, CD works out of it and tries to reverse it into a sunset flip, but he can’t get the big man over. Dawg tries to drops straight down with a punch to the head, but CD moves CD springs to his feet and hits a shining wizard on UD that finally puts the big man on his back. Dragon goes to work trying to keep the big man down. He hits a springboard moon sault from the middle rope, cover gets one, CD goes for a fujiwara arm bar, but UD is able to block it and work his way to his feet. UD shoves CD into the ropes and tries another big boot, but CD ducks it, and chop blocks UD’s knees, CD locks on the Dragon Sleeper! UD starts to fade, then begins to fight back. UD works his way to his feet hefting CD over his shoulder, and turns it into a running power slam for a two count. UD takes over now, battering CD around the ring with a series of power moves Dawg lifts a dazed Dragon for a big choke slam, but Dragon is able to get a poke to the eyes, Dawg drops him and Dragon goes to the outside, grabs his title belt (conveniently hid under the ring) and blasts UD in the face with it, drawing the intentional DQ and busting UD open in the process.
WINNER by DQ in 8:31 UnderDawg
Afterward CD bails out of the ring and heads to the back. UD is sitting propped against the ropes glaring at CD, wiping the blood from his head and muttering, “He made me bleed my own blood. Dragon dies.”
Ross: Razz, I would not want to be in Dragon’s shoes right about now!
Razz: no sir! UnderDawg is going to want some revenge from this!
Ross: well, Dragon has a lot of nerve, claiming he wants to bring prestige back to the title, then hitting someone with it!
Razz: that Dragon is a strange bird, but that little title shot is nothing compared to the ultraviolence we are going to see next!
Ross: This one is not going to be for the weak at heart!
3PIECE SET vs. HELLION & CORAX – Old school cage match, pin fall & Submission only
Hellion and Corax attack as soon as Ax and Cole make it into the ring. Corax and Ax battle along one side of the cage, while Hellion grabs Cole and slams his head into the cage and barbed wire, drawing a trickle of blood already. Ax gets the best of Corax and stops his attack with a well-placed knee to the midsection. Hellion pounds away at the open cut on Cole making it bigger. Ax lifts Corax in a bear hug and drives him back first into the cage, leaving bloody welts on Corax back. Hellion bounds off the ropes and tries to dive at Cole, but he moves and Hellion goes face first into the cage. For the next twenty minutes the carnage continues, within a matter of minutes Ax, Hellion and Cole are all wearing gruesome crimson masks, and blood is staining Corax mask. At the twenty-five minute mark all four men are exhausted from blood loss and tremendous beatings. With all four men losing massive amounts of blood, even Corax is bleeding through his mask; any move takes a huge amount of effort. Ax sends Hellion to the ropes and catches him with a brutal spine buster; Hellion’s head bounces off the mat with a sickening thud. Cole and Corax are fighting on top of the corner turnbuckle. They both lose their balance and fall. Col falls backward into the ring; Corax falls between the ropes and cage and gets tangles in the ropes and barbed wire. Ax gets to his feet, helps Cole up, the two discuss something for a moment, then go over to Hellion, Ax picks Hellion up in a bear hug and Cole comes off the ropes with a clothesline, HEART ATTACK! Hellion is out, Cole and Ax turn their attention to Corax, they both reach into the top of their boots for something, both produce a set of handcuffs! They take a dazed Corax and handcuff him to the cage in the crucifix position. Ax hits the ropes and body checks Corax, driving his back into the cage and digging the barbed wire deeper into his back. Cole taunts Corax, slapping him repeatedly. Meanwhile, Hellion has recovered somewhat, and sneaks up behind Ax and rolls him up, Ax is able to kick out at two, and Cole turns around and levels Hellion with a clothesline. Ax climbs to the top rope and waits, Cole lifts Hellion and hands him to Ax, Ax leaps and hits a top rope power bomb! on Hellion. Hellion’s eyes roll in the back of his head, Ax flails around in pain, and Cole falls on Hellion, the ref counts, 1,2,3 the champs retain.
WINNERS in 37:14 3Piece Set
Medical officials flood the ring to check on Ax, and Hellion, two of them are trying to get Corax down. Cole slips out of the cage and comes back with a chair. Cole threatens a helpless Corax with the chair, officials try to stop him, Cole just shoves them out of the way and slams the chair down across Corax head, once, twice, three times and Corax is hanging there helplessly. UnderDawg storms the ring, followed a minute later by Viper and try to get at Ax and Cole, but 3Piece set is able to escape before either of them can get their hands on them.
Razz: THAT WAS BRUTAL!
Ross: MAH GAWD THE CARNAGE! Razz, this is another feud that is not done by a long shot, I’ll give 3Piece Set credit, they are as tough as it comes, but they are sneaky as hell too
Razz: sometimes you just gotta know the little tricks; 3Piece Set pulled one over here tonight.
Ross: That’s how Johnny Adrenaline won the Intercontinental Title at the PPV; he lured Concrete into a false sense of security and stole the title
Razz: No excuses this week though, Concrete is the challenger for the first time in a long time, let’s see if Johnny can make lightning strike twice!
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. CONCRETE TG
Johnny flaunts the title belt in front of Concrete before the bells rings, to which CTG answers with a right hand across the jaw. CTG opens up quickly, continuing with more punches until he knocks JA thru the middle rope and to the floor. CTG follows outside, and hotshots JA across the guardrail, and then follows that with a suplex on the floor. CTG rolls JA in for a cover and gets two. CTG goes into a modified surfboard to work the back, but JA is able to wiggle free and fight to the ropes. As the ref tries to get a clean break, JA reaches over his head and rakes CTG's eyes. JA uses the illegal advantage to go back to work on the shoulder CTG injured at the PPV. However, when JA goes for a simple hammerlock, CTG reverses it into a wicked short-arm clothesline, nearly taking JA's head off. JA pulls himself up using the ropes, but turns around into a running clothesline from CTG, sending JA over the top to the floor. CTG catches his breath and JA pulls himself up onto the apron. CTG comes over and looks for to suplex JA back in, but JA grabs CTG's left arm and drops to the floor, attempting to dislocate the shoulder with help from the top rope. CTG falls to the mat clutching his arm, and JA regroups and rolls back in.
JA stomps the shoulder a few times, then wraps it around the bottom rope for leverage, drawing a break from the ref. JA then works a wristlock, and opts for his own short-arm clothesline, getting a two count. JA tries the cross-arm breaker, but CTG rolls thru before JA can lock it in, and rolls JA up for a two count of his own. Both are up, and JA tries for a clothesline, but CTG ducks it and tries a T-Bone suplex, but JA stops that, and hits a Russian leg sweep to stop the momentum. JA gets an inverted shoulder breaker for two. JA grabs a hammerlock and from that, shoves CTG shoulder-first into the turnbuckle. JA then does it again, and CTG is hurt. The ref goes to ask CTG if he can continue, and JA undoes the turnbuckle pad behind the ref's back. JA goes back to the hammerlock and tries to shove CTG into the corner again, but CTG sees the exposed steel and blocks the blow with a foot to the middle turnbuckle. Johnny tries again, but this time CTG counters with the same foot, only this time going the other direction, directly into JA's crotch, and JA falls to the mat.
CTG pulls himself up and tries to get the blood flowing to the shoulder, then clobbers JA with a clothesline. And another. CTG follows that with a neck breaker that gets two. CTG attempts a power bomb, but JA flips out of it. JA charges and blocks a CTG kick, which CTG simply counters with an enziguri. CTG covers, but JA gets a foot on the rope. CTG looks for the Scaffold, but JA shifts his weight before the hold can be applied and manages to get a roll up for a long two count. Still disoriented however, JA gets up and walks right into the CEMENT MIXER~!, but JA reverses out and sends CTG crashing shoulder-first into the exposed steel turnbuckle. JA catches CTG on the rebound and nails the ADRENALINE RUSH~! One, two, but CTG gets a foot on the rope. JA is pissed, and hooks the outside leg, but CTG gets a shoulder up. JA hooks both legs, but CTG kicks out again. JA flips out and begins throwing a tantrum. He goes outside and grabs a steel chair, rolls in, and targets the shoulder, but the ref grabs the chair as JA sets up for the blow. The ref tosses the chair aside, and JA gets in the ref's face in protest. When JA turns around, however, CTG just BLASTS JA across the head with the chair. The ref sees everything and has no choice but to DQ CTG at 15:05. Johnny retains the IC Title.
WINNER by DQ in 15:05 Johnny Adrenaline
CTG realizes what he's done, gets this crazy look in his eyes, and figures what the hell, and nails the referee, as well! EricOMac runs in and CTG wallops him, too. L.D. Williams hits the ring with the golf club, but CTG ducks LDW's wild swing and lays him out with the CEMENT MIXER~! A bloody JA staggers to his feet, and CTG picks up the golf club. JA stumbles around the ring, and the crowd knows what's coming next and is going insane. And sure enough, as Johnny turns around, CTG pastes JA over the head with the five iron, completely bending the shaft over the champion's skull. Semaj B and the Dragons run down to calm Concrete down, as EOM and LDW drag Johnny's carcass from the ring. At the top of the ramp, MHJ is standing watching things unfold with a smug look on his face.
Ross: I just don’t understand that at all Razz, Concrete had that match won; the title could have been his again.
Razz: it seems like he just snapped, that’s not characteristic of Concrete, usually Concrete maintains his cool pretty well
Ross: well, you can only push a man so far, and what in God’s name was Moosehead Jack doing out here?
Razz: I have no idea Ross, with Jack, you never know.
Ross: Hardbody Harris gets his first shot at Donovan Viper next.
Razz: Harris has been on a bit of a losing streak here lately, something he is certainly not used to
Ross: Harris seems to be a changed man, much more focused than before; I think that spells trouble for Viper
DONOVAN VIPER vs. HARDBODY HARRIS
Harris and Viper eye each other from across the ring. Harris has a look of grim determination on his face tonight. The two meet I the center of the ring for the stare down, Harris breaks the tension with a standing dropkick that sends Viper flying. Harris pounces on Viper and immediately runs through a series of roll ups and pinning combos, not only trying to get a fast pin, but also trying to get inside Viper’s head. It works, after about the sixth pinning attempt for a two count, Viper bails out of the ring in frustration. Harris follows him right outside the ring and attacks with a brutal kick to the face. Harris rolls Viper back into the ring and connects with a big back drop, followed by a belly to belly suplex, when Viper gets to his feet, Harris goes for a TO BE EDITED IN LATER, but Viper slips out of it, and leaves the ring. Viper grabs his title and starts to head up the ramp, in the ring; Harris gets a HOOOOMO, HOOOOOMO (not that there’s anything wrong with that) chant going. This enrages Viper more and he storms back into the ring, where he runs right into a small package for two. Viper bails again, Harris follows again. Harris charges, but Viper is able to catch him and put him through the Peruvian Announce Table. Viper takes a second to collect himself then rolls a dazed Harris back in the ring. Viper pulls Harris’ legs between the ring post and slams his knee repeatedly against the steel. Harris is grabbing his knee in pain. Viper then applies the figure four around the ring post! Harris is screaming in pain, Viper finally breaks the hold, but immediately slides into the ring and applies a figure four, Harris screams in pain but will not give up. After several minutes and tremendous effort, Harris reverses the move. Viper breaks the hold, Harris tenderly gets to his feet, and Viper kicks his knee out, then applies a sharpshooter in the center of the ring. Harris is in agony, pain contorts his face. There is no way he can make it to the ropes, slowly, Harris works Viper’s leg, and pushes out of it enough so that he reverses the sharpshooter! The crowd goes nuts! Now Viper is in pain! Viper finally manages to pull himself to the ropes to break the hold. Harris takes over and works on Viper’s back. The action remains back and forth for several minutes until Harris reverses a DV whip, pulls Viper back and hits a TO BE EDITED IN LATER! As Harris hit the move, the ref was one step too close and got knocked out. Harris covers, 1,2,3…where’s the ref? Harris makes his way over to the downed ref and tries to get him to stir, the ref is just coming to when Viper, back to his feet, turns Harris around and nails him with a chain wrapped Death Elbow right between the eyes. Harris falls in a heap. Viper ditches the chain and makes the cover. The ref recovers and crawls over and makes the three count. Viper escapes.
WINNER in 42:05 Donovan Viper
After the match, Harris recovers and attacks Viper. Hitting repeated TO BE EDITED IN LATER’s. Harris grabs a chair and destroys Viper, the whole time the crowd is exploding with cheers. Harris slides out of the ring and finds the chain Viper used to beat him wraps it around his fist and pummels Viper’s head until Viper is a bloody mess. Harris grabs the title, and we close the show with Harris standing over a bloody, semi-conscious Viper holding the belt high for all to see.
Ross: Harris sends another message, seems like we have had a lot of those tonight!
Razz: that he did, but Viper managed to retain the title!
Ross: thanks for joining us tonight! For Razz, I’m Ross, goodnight!
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