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Live! From Hollywood, County Wicklow, Ireland in the Powerscourt Suite at the Royal Hotel & Merrill Leisure Club...It's Midweek Mayhem![/blink]
ANDERS DENIAL vs LIAM DONNELLY - KAVANAGH'S PUB(tm) IRISH STOUT POWER DRINKING CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHLiam Donnelly’s music starts up and it sounds suspiciously like Finlay’s music. He is massively over with the crowd. He comes out and greets them with a smile and a wave and then runs his fingers through his long flowing dark hair.
Razz – Liam Donnelly is the long time Kavanagh's Pub Irish Stout Power Drinking Champ. He’s held onto that title for almost 2 years!
Russ – Donnelly is a legend in Ireland. He’s not an official wrestler by any means, but he’s a hell of a fighter. Drinking and fighting are what he does best!
Razz – With his latest Irish Stout Power Drinking victory at Kavanagh's Pub, Donnelly won the chance to compete in the OOWF ring tonight against none other than…For Whom the Bell Tolls hits the speakers and Anders Denial makes his way to the ring.
Russ – It’s Anders Denial!
Razz – Anders has been on a dominant streak. Only 3 matches into his a career and he’s one each on convincingly.
Russ – Convincingly is an understatement! This man has ended the careers of 3 professional wrestlers so far.
Razz – He might not fare so well tonight though. To celebrate his latest victory at Kavanagh's Pub, Donnelly started a bar fight and took on the entire bar. He’s no slouch when it comes to kicking ass.Donnelly is flexing his muscles and giving Anders the “come get some” hand wave. Anders steps into the ring and walks right up to him and BAM!!! Irish uppercut to the jaw. Donnelly hits the ground instantly and the crowd goes haywire with boos. Anders picks Donnelly up and sets him up… IT’S AN ANDERS SLAM (jackhammer a la Goldberg). The ref goes for the count… 1… 2… Anders breaks it himself. Apparently he’s not done with Donnelly. He takes a blade out and slashes himself in the forehead. Things start to get ugly from there. Anders mounts himself on Donnelly and starts hammering him in the head with his toaster fists. The ref is too scared to break it up or call for a DQ. Anders picks up Donnelly and Irish whips him into the ring post then delivers a crush clothesline. He then picks him up and TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE STAIRS!!! Donnelly is completely limp and broken after this move! Anders steps outside of the ring and throws Donnelly into the announce table. He picks him up again and throws him into the side of the ring. Anders gets back into the ring. He reaches for Donnelly and pulls him back into the ring by his hair. Anders doesn’t let go of his hair but instead braces his free hand over Donnelly’s chest. He then pulls a huge chunk of Donnelly’s hair out of his head, shocking him back into consciousness. Donnelly is writhing and screaming in the ring as Anders gets up, holds the hair high and then gets to chopping his hand. It’s end game. The crowd is booing. The hand chopping is getting more animated. Donnelly gets up and BOUCHE!!! BACKHAND CHOP TO THE CHEEK!!! THE BUSINESS SIDE OF ANDERS DENIALS HAND SENDS LIAM DONNELLY FLYING AS IF HE DID A STANDING SOMERSAULT!!! He hits the ground with a thud and Anders goes for the pin… 1… 2… 3! It’s over.
YOUR WINNER by PINFALL in 2:13...Anders DenialAnders Denial picks the unconscious Donnelly up and slings him over his shoulder. He exits the ring with him, drops him on the ground and then grabs both of his legs. Anders torques his body and SWINGS LIAM DONNELLY LIKE A BASEBALL BAT INTO THE RINGPOST!!! Content that his business is finished here, Anders makes his exit as paramedics rush to aid Donnelly. The ref gives the dreaded X.
Russ – That damned Anders Denial! He isn’t content until he ends someone’s career!
Razz – That may be true, but you gotta give it to the guy.
Russ – Why the hell would I do that?
Razz – Because he’s the new Kavanagh's Pub Irish Stout Power Drinking champ!
Russ - Let's get to our next match, in what's sure to be an interesting matchup!
Razz - It should be OFF THE CHAIN!!
Nash - Knowing that you're going to be in the same company as me soon makes me want to kill myself.
THE HEROES GUILD vs. BRYCE LARSON & CHRIS EVANS vs. IHOPAll six men are in the ring, and they aren’t exactly exchanging pleasantries. In fact, Evans, Larson, ‘Crete and Nayr are all bickering as IHOP watches on, laughing. Larson grabs a microphone, which ends up getting passed around…
BL: What the hell are you two idiots laughing at?
CE: Yeah, this doesn’t concern you two. We just want to have a competitive match!
N: Competitive match? Are you competing to see who can steal someone else’s partner first?
CTG: Citizens Breakfast Themed Restaurant--of Pain--I have a strange but noble request. It would be appreciated if you two stepped aside for one night, and allowed Nayr and myself to vanquish our evil foes. Your championship belts are not on the line, and we would gladly surrender our performance fees for this match to the both of you in exchange for this request.SYB & Skurge look at each other for a moment, shrug and bounce to the outside, pulling up a pair of chairs to watch some great tag team action. Larson & Evans, feeling somewhat upstaged, immediately charge to attack Crete and Nayr from behind, but the Heroes are ready and duck! L&E bound off the ropes and are met with stereo armdrags from THG! They follow it up with stereo dropkicks! The referee tries to get things down to two, finally getting Evans & Nayr out of the ring.
Larson locks up with CTG, who immediately grabs control of the arm, locking in a hammerlock. Larson backs Crete towards his corner, attempting to tag in Evans, but Crete pulls him away, shaking his finger at Bryce to say “no!” Larson is pissed and defiantly walks to his corner, only for Nayr to springboard into the ring and dropkick Bryce from behind! Crete catches Bryce before he falls and connects with a DDT! Evans enters the ring, and is immediately taken down with a drop toe hold from Crete, followed by a seated dropkick from Nayr!
THG maintains control for the next few minutes, isolating Evans and showing great form cutting the ring in half. Crete turns an Evans attempted back suplex into a bulldog. Nayr blind tagged himself in, and connects with a 450 splash off the top right after the bulldog! 1…2…NO! Bryce Larson makes the save, pulling Nayr off of Evans. CTG immediately takes charge, nearly beheading Larson with a lariat! The Heroes send Larson & Evans to the ropes and connect with stereo spinning heel kicks. Larson & Evans stay on their feet, barely held up against the ropes when Crete & Nayr charge and clothesline both of them over the top rope!
The crowd pops for The Heroes as the referee looks to the outside to check on Evans & Larson. With the referee distracted, SYB & Skurge leave their seats, enter the ring and blast Crete and Nayr with their belts! IHOP once again poses with the belts and takes a walk to the back, proud of their shots to the Heroes. Larson and Evans return to the ring and see that The Heroes are suddenly easy pickin’s. Evans dumps Crete to the outside as Bryce hoists Nayr onto his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry position. Evans turns around, hits the ropes, twisting into a springboard Enziguri to Nayr’s head, and Bryce completes the move with a Death Valley Driver! Bryce makes the cover as Evans announces the move along with the count…1 (“Heroes!”)…2 (“Not!”)…3 (“Welcome!”).
YOUR WINNER in 11:01 by PINFALL– Chris Evans & Bryce Larson
TYTAN vs. SPIN HANSEN vs. FIREWOMANTytan makes his way to the ring first, looking as angry as, well, he normally does, actually. He slides into the ring and paces, waiting for his opponents. Firewoman is out next, ignoring the jeers of the crowd as she strides to the ring. Tytan starts hurling insults, but Fire just smiles. She doesn't look the least bit intimidated, but she stays out on the floor. The crowd's boos turn to explosive cheers as Spin Hansen steps onto the stage. He storms to ringside and pauses. He and Fire exchange a slight nod, and slide in on opposite sides of the ring, and referee Junior Hale calls for the bell.
Tytan lunges at Spin, and Fire darts behind him and kicks him in the back of the knees. Tytan stumbles, and Spin grabs the back of Tytan's head and slams his face into his knee. Fire grabs Tytan's arms as he hits the mat and hits the Firestomp. Spin pulls Tytan up and hooks him from behind. He hauls the monster over with a German suplex, and Fire springboards off the middle rope into a moonsault. She hooks Tytan's head in mid move and hits a reverse DDT at the same time as the German. Spin rolls to his feet, and Fire takes his head off with a superkick! She falls on Tytan and hooks the leg, but the Monster powers out at two.
Fire gets to her feet and starts stomping on Tytan – until Spin hits a release German suplex, sending her across the ring. Fire sits up just in time to get plastered by a boot to the face by Spin. Spin continues on and rebounds off the ropes, and drives an elbow into her throat. He covers, but Tytan drags him off at two. Tytan stands up, still holding Spin's leg, and turns him around and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tytan leaps straight up and drives his knee into Spin’s face. He turns as Fire gets up and grabs her by the throat – Chokeslam! Tytan scrapes Fire off the mat and pitches her to the outside, then grabs Spin. He lifts him for a powerbomb, but Spin starts throwing punches at the top of the move. Tytan staggers, but does not go down. He gets close to the ropes, however, and Fire grabs the bottom rope and pivots into the ring (like a 619) and drives both feet into Tytan’s ankle. The big man topples like a redwood, and Spin lands on top, hooking the legs and covering for a two count before Fire stomps on him to break it up.
All three wrestlers get slowly to their feet. Tytan sends Fire to the ropes, but he’s hobbling, and she easily ducks his clothesline attempt. Not Spin’s however, which catches her from the side and turns her inside out. Spin pulls Fire to her feet and sends her to the corner, but gets blindsided by Tytan before he can follow up. Fire vaults to the top rope and takes a moment to clear her head as Spin and Tytan slug it out;. She leaps – split legged dropkick! Spin hits the mat, but Tytan falls against the ropes and gets entangled. With an evil smile, Fire cracks her knuckles – and then starts laying into Tytan with punches. Spin drags himself to his feet and watches her work for a moment, then shrugs and joins in the beating. They pummel Tytan until he sags, held up only by the ropes, then Fire rebounds off the opposite ropes and nails a beautiful stalling dropkick to the face. She rolls to her feet and Spin rolls her up from behind, getting a two count. Fire gets to her feet, ducks a punch from Spin, doubles him over with a mule kick, and springs off the middle rope into a bulldog. She grabs Spin’s arms and nails the Firestomp. She rolls Spin over and covers, but Tytan is free and falls one her, breaking the pin.
Fire pulls Tytan to his feet and shoves him into the corner. She runs up the ropes and hits a shining wizard, dropping him to one knee. She backs up a few steps and hits a second one. Before she can follow up, Spin turns her around and plants her with a spinebuster. Spin renews the attack on Tytan, who’s shaken off some of the cobwebs and fights back. They move out of the corner and Fire slips behind them and climbs the turnbuckles. Tytan levels Spin with a Decapitator and rushes to the corner, grabbing Fire before she can leap. Crash and Burn! Fire slams into the mat and rolls to the outside. Tytan starts to follow, but Spin has regained his feet and hits a running elbow to Tytan’s head. Tytan staggers and Spin starts throwing right hands. He sends Tytan to the ropes and plants him with a snap powerslam. He sends the big man to the ropes again, and buries a knee in his midsection. He picks Tytan up – Jaegerbomb! Spin covers, but Fire dives in to break it up. Fire goes to the ropes as Spin gets up and hits a flying head scissors that sends Spin through the ropes to the floor. Fire sprints to the corner – BFE on Tytan! Fire hooks both legs and rolls Tytan up, and Junior’s hand hits the mat for three just before Spin can get there to break it up.
YOUR WINNER in 14:13 by PINFALL...Firewoman.
TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER & PHANTOS AND LUCIOS vs. kz & THE CHICKENSHIT HEELSJohnny talks some shit to Gator, but Williams forcibly pulls JA out of the way so he can deal with GB straight up. Gator and LDW tie up, and Williams snaps off an armdrag, then another. but gator blocks a third and wants a backslide. But Williams flips out to his feet and we get a standoff. JA blind tags in. Johnny gets a hiptoss on Gator, talks some shit and does some jumping jacks. GB replies with a straight right hand. Gator stomps the hell out of JA and it's a tag to Lucios. Splash squishes Johnny like a bug, but AA's in to break up a count. Johnny drags himself away to tag in Moose... who takes much joy in watching JA struggle to tag in. Finally, Moose relents and tags him, but when MHJ charges in, he eats a dropkick from Phantos. Moose pops up but Phantos gets a bulldog from behind. Moose back up, but he can't find him again, and Phantos springboards in for a headscissors flip. Tag to Outback Jack, and OBJ comes in and pounds Moose down. BOOMERANG drops Moose like a fly, but OBJ walks the wrong way and AA pops him with a sucker punch. Race for a tag and Williams tags back in and drags OBJ away and the heels isolate him. LDW does most of the work, but TCH insists on tagging in and getting a shot or two in before tagging right back out. The heat sequence ends up with AA looking for a piledriver, but PBJ backdrops out of it, sending AA all the way to the floor. Jack's got a shot at the tag, but Moose comes in and drops an elbow to break up that idea. Lucios answers with a clothesline from behind, and the final result of all this is a hot tag to Phantos. Williams gets a spinning heel kick, and Johnny bails out. As Moose crawls to his feet, Phantos leaps off his back, over the top rope with a plancha onto AA! Back in and we've got a donnybrook. Bodies are flying everywhere. CHOMP~! AA is dead. But Johnny clobbers the ref from behind to break up the pin. With no ref, JA brings a chair into the ring. Johnny lines up Gator, but Gator sees it and bails to the floor, and Phantos comes off the top with a missile dropkick into the chair into Johnny's face! But Williams sneaks back in and plants Phantos with a DDT onto the chair! LDW slides the chair out and Moose drags AA onto Phantos. KZ tackles OBJ and Lucios, and AA gets the cheap pin milliseconds before Gator can break up the cover.
YOUR WINNERS in 17:12 by PINFALL... kz & THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS!
DAVIN MORELAND vs. ALEXANDER DARLING - SADISTIC MADNESS MATCHWell, the crowd doesn't know what to expect here between these two. Both men were in pretty rough shape following their last match, and we're not even 100% sure that they can compete tonight. Certainly, they won't be at their best, that's for sure. This match will be a “Sadistic Madness” match, meaning you must first draw blood from your opponent before attempting a pinfall or submission. Shouldn't be too hard to draw blood considering the shape these two are in. The music starts and a white strobe light begins to bounce through the arena and we hear ”There Can Be Only One.” That leads directly into ”Prelude 12/21.” The drum beat of Prelude hits and Alexis and Alexander Darling take a step onto the ramp. They don’t move until it finishes and a blue spotlight focuses on them. “Princes of the Universe” blasts over the sound system now as the ostentatious pyro goes off. They are taking their sweet-ass time getting to the ring. Maybe it's due to any injury Alexander Darling has suffered; but right now, it just looks like they're being assholes. That's not really a surprise. All of a sudden, as this procession continues, there's commotion from the top of the ramp! It's Davin Moreland and the crowd goes into a full cheer as he sprints (hobbles) to where Alexander is and spears him to the ramp. He's got something in his hand. It's a fork! He starts jabbing Darling in the head with it! Fork, Fork, Fork, Fork, Fork, Fork, and Darling is bleeding profusely. Alexis tries to pull Davin off, but she is taken out by a Diamond Cutter That Is Pretty Acceptable by Samantha Darling-Moreland! She pulls Alexis into a surfboard hold and hits a MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP! The crowd is going batshit as Davin smashes Alexander's head on the ramp. Fall River's Own Angelo Barros comes down and asks very nicely if Davin would get Darling in the ring so they could start the match. Davin stops forking around and pulls up Darling. He LAWN DARTS him into the ring apron, mouthing “Oops, I missed”. Davin bundles Darling into the ring and is about to go in and join him.
Except Alexis Darling BLASTS Davin in the back of the head with a Steel Chair! Davin drops like a rock onto the floor outside the ring. Samantha comes over to protest, but after a brief struggle, Alexis hits the BITCH KILLER ON THE STEEL CHAIR. Well, Samantha's bleeding now, anyway. Alexis smirks and grabs the chair, and starts whaling away on Davin with it. Barros finally catches it and SENDS ALEXIS TO THE BACK! The crowd loves this, and as much yelling and kicking and screaming Alexis does isn't going to matter. She is on the ramp heading to the back, when she's STABBED BY A FORK! Samantha grabbed the fork and is Forking Her Sister! They brawl all the way to the back, bleeding like stuck pigs. Crowd loves it. Meanwhile, back to the match that hasn't started yet; Davin appears unconscious on the outside. Darling, although he's been Forked Over and Over Again, starts to stir. He is just leaking blood, however. Darling looks around the ring and doesn't see Davin, so he scans outside the ring and sees him. He asks Barros why he's not counting, and Barros replies that the match hasn't started yet. Darling smirks and climbs (slowly) the turnbuckle nearest the prone Davin. He gets up, flips off the crowd, and lands a CORKSCREW 630 SENTON on Davin. Davin barely reacts at all, so Darling's first instinct is to get him in the ring. He pulls Davin to his feet, and it appears Davin isn't really there. He's about to bundle him into the ring, but the STEEL STEPS are just too tempting. Davin goes head first into the STEPS, splaying them everywhere.
Darling limps around checking Davin for blood. He doesn't see any apparent, so he STEALS A BEER BOTTLE FROM A FAN! Oh...the crowd does NOT like this at all. Darling SMASHES the beer bottle over Davin's head, and uses the jagged glass left over to cut holes in his forehead. He's bleeding now, for sure. Alexander starts making a nice little pattern on Davin's back with the glass when suddenly the crowd sounds different. And, they're all yelling at Alexander. Apparently here in Ireland, it's one thing to spill a beer accidentally. It's quite another to steal it and waste it like Darling just did. Darling, stupidly, starts yelling back into the crowd, something about potatoes or Catholicism or something. This, not surprisingly, causes someone to throw a left hand at Darling. Darling ducks but channels Ron Artest and charges into the crowd throwing haymakers! Darling is connecting more than he's being connected on, and is actually holding his own. That is, until one of the fans spills the beer of another fan...and now it's BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER as the fans turn on each other! We've got ourselves a full-scale RIOT in the crowd. Cops flood the arena as Alexander Darling sneaks back toward the ring, almost giggling.
Unfortunately, he's not looking IN the ring, because if he had he would have seen Davin coming with a SLINGSHOT PLANCHA! Davin starts throwing haymakers and connects flush with all of them. Davin tires himself out and throws what's left of Darling into the ring. Davin himself rolls into the ring. Barros calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Davin flops an arm over Darling...1...2...NO! Darling rolls the shoulder and rolls to his stomach. Davin, exasperated, collapses on the mat as well. Barros starts a count (a little slowly, because he's clearly not used to there being a match). At 8, Davin starts to pull himself up, but the riot raging outside of the ring has totally lost control, and beer bottles, broken and otherwise, start to flood the ring. Warning shots start going off, and that seems to calm things down. Barros looks like he'd rather be anywhere else. Davin has successfully pulled himself to his feet, and he is BLASTED in the back of the head with one of the beer bottles. Alexander used what little strength he had left to deliver that one, and he can't follow up. Both men are covered in blood and broken glass. Barros is counting, and this time it's Darling who pulls himself up first and makes a beeline for Davin, pulling him up as well. He GOOZLES Davin with his own hand! DARLING DRIVER! Thousands of pieces of glass lodge in Davin's back. Darling slipped on some of the beer/blood mix and cracks his head on a couple of bottles, smashing them. Man, if Darling could just get over there, they could count to 100 and it wouldn't matter. It takes a lot of effort for Darling to sit up, and then dives over, flopping on top of Davin. That's it. 1...2..thre...NO! NO! NO! Davin somehow rolled the shoulder! Darling simply can't believe it and falls on the mat face first. Both men down again, and Barros is counting yet again. Both men starts pulling themselves up the ropes at 8, and both are on Spaghetti Legs as they try to stare each other down; trying to wipe the blood out of his eyes.
Slowly they get closer to one another and they try to lock up. Neither can budge the other, and neither are really putting THAT much effort in it. Darling tries to lift a knee, but it's so slow, Davin is able to catch it. Darling tries for an Enziguri, but Davin barely ducks it. He grabs hold of both of Darling's ankles and flips him back...he's trying for a Diamond Cutter! Darling knows it and tries to reverse into a Tornado DDT, but Davin is able to slip out of that. They both dive at each other and nearly decapitate each other with Clotheslines, and I don't know how much more these guys can do. Barros is counting again, and I don't think either one is going to answer the count. At 4 and 5, neither man has even moved. At 7, both men barely start to stir. Barros is about to count “10” when suddenly Davin flops an arm on top of Darling! Barros counts! 1...2...3! Thankfully this one is over!
YOUR WINNER in 6:31 by PINFALL...Davin Moreland!Cops manage to completely clear half the arena as they pull back one section of bleachers so that they can pull the ambulance right up to the ring. They each take the ride in the same ambulance, but neither of them know where they are right now anyway. As the ambulance leaves, the crowd chants at the top of their lungs, “THAT WAS AWESOME!”
ECOSYSTEM vs. THIM REYNOLDS vs. BUNNY - OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHThe lights dim, “Lay Your Hands on Me” by Bon Jovi blasts over the suspiciously high quality Hollywood Co Arena Sound System, and Thim Reynolds makes his way to the ring. He’s all business tonight as he stands in his corner without any antics.
Then “Stimulate” by Eminem plays, and Bunny makes his way to the ring to this hip hop classic, but not before busting out some breakdancing freshness.
Razz: He’s keeping it real!Finally, “Minority” by Green Day plays, and Ecosystem walks to the ring, pausing to shake hands with the fans. His willingness to talk to bricks in the name of comedy and at a cost to his standing in society has made him a favorite with Hollywood Co fans. He looks confident as he slides into the ring and poses with his Onslaught title.
Russ: Bah Gawd, these three faced off last week and Eco won the title! Who will walk out champion tonight?
Razz: If this match is anything like last week’s, it’ll be off the chain for sure.Fall River's Own Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Eco and Thim lock up as Bunny watches. Thim grabs a side headlock and takes a few steps, maybe looking for a bulldog, but Eco shoves him off and Thim runs to the ropes. Eco goes for a dropkick but whiffs as Thim grabs the ropes and stops himself. Bunny charges and clotheslines Thim out of the ring. Springboard moonsault from Bunny, Eco rolls out of the way. Eco charges, running the ropes and leaping high into the air for the elbow drop, but Bunny rolls away and Eco hits canvas. Bunny runs the ropes, but out of nowhere Thim grabs the back of his leg and trips him up, then pulls him out of the ring. Reynolds slides into the ring as Eco gets up. He charges, but Eco takes him down with a drop toe hold. Eco quickly applies the double leg Boston Crab. Luckily, Thim is close enough to the ropes to grab hold of them. Eco releases the hold, and of course, this is Onslaught rules, so that’s Thim’s first of three allowed rope breaks.
Eco grabs Thim and tries an Irish whip, reversal, and Eco runs the ropes. On the rebound, Thim catches him with the Neck Cracker! Eco is spun around like a top. He has the wherewithal to free himself with some elbow strikes to Thim’s head, and staggers out of the hold dazed and confused. Thim shakes off the elbow strikes and closes in on him, but all of a sudden both men are taken out from a springboard diving double clothesline from Bunny. Bunny springs to his feet and tries to pin Eco. One, two, and Eco kicks out. Bunny turns to face Thim, but Thim is up and he starts beating on Bunny with some forearm strikes. Thim knees Bunny in the gut, doubling him over, than DDTs him. He looks at the fallen Bunny, looks at the crowd, then runs the ropes, dropping the Chirobow on the rebound! Bunny’s spine has been realigned! Thim goes for the pin, one, two and Eco breaks it up, dropping a double axe handle on Thim’s back.
Eco drags up Thim and takes him down with an impressive suplex. He hops over the ropes, climbs the turnbuckle, and leaps for a flying leg drop that hits Thim square in the stomach. Now it’s Eco’s turn to pin- one, two, and Thim manages to kick out just after the two count. Eco pulls up Thim and grabs him in the Dragon Sleeper. But out of nowhere Bunny connects with an awkward dropkick on Eco’s back. Eco falls on top of Thim. Still clutching his spine area, Bunny makes his way to the top rope. Corkscrew 630 on Eco and Thim! Shades of Jack Evans, and even he can’t do that move without fucking up.
Barros begins counting to ten. Bunny is up first at eight, with Eco up soon after him. Bunny goes for a hurricarana, but Eco reverses into a powerbomb. Eco jackknifes over for the pin, one, two, and Thim breaks it up. Thim grabs Eco and nails him with a reverse suplex. He turns around to dodge a Pele kick from Bunny. Thim pulls Bunny up and whips him into a corner, following him in. Bunny counters with a run-up moonsault. Thim dodges it, and Bunny lands on his feet. Thim grabs Bunny and introduces his face to the turnbuckle a couple of times. Meanwhile, Eco has gotten up. Thim grabs Bunny and places him on the top rope, then he climbs to the second rope. He goes for a superplex, but Eco quickly runs in and powerbombs Thim, bringing both Thim and Bunny crashing to the map. Eco grabs Bunny and puts him in a Dragon Sleeper. Endgame! He makes the pin, one, two, three and this one is over.
YOUR WINNER in 14:26 by PINFALL...Ecosystem!
THE DEAD vs. STANK - OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHThe Stank/Dead rivalry continues in this next match, and it's for the OOWF Intercontinental Championship. “Skin” plays over the PA, and Stank emerges from backstage, and is accompanied by the requisite pyro for someone of his stature. The crowd cheers their collective heads off as Stank makes his way into the ring. He's all business tonight though, barely acknowledging Senior Referee Davis Hightower's existence in the ring as he stretches on one of the ropes. “Doomsday Clock” replaces the previous song, and The Dead gets an equally positive response, especially as he holds the Intercontinental Championship over his head. He makes his way down a little slower than normal, in an attempt to tweak Stank a little bit (it's working). He climbs in the ring and starts doing some turnbuckle posing (which appears to be irritating Stank as well). After a protracted entrance, The Dead finally gives the belt over to Hightower, who holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF Intercontinental Championship. He hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
The Dead tries to snap off a Jumping Roundhouse Kick at the bell, but Stank was ready and grabs his leg before he can make contact. Dead tries for an Enziguri counter, but Stank has already driven his else into the side of Dead's knee, and the kick goes begging. Stank starts working the knee over with elbow and leg drops. Dead tries desperately to kick the big man off, but it's no use. Finally, Stank pulls Dead into a Single-Leg Boston Crab (*sigh*) to further work the knee over. Dead's in big trouble, because he's having a tough time budging with Stank on him. Dead at one point tries to dive for the ropes, and almost tears his leg out of it's socket in the process. Finally, Dead realizes that it's a Single-Leg Boston Crab, so he just smashes his free foot repeatedly into Stank's face. This (obviously) breaks the hold, and Deadly crawls under the bottom rope and out to the floor, holding his knee, obviously in pain.
Stank tries to recover from the repeated kicks to the grill, and does so, finally shaking the cobwebs out. He sees Dead down on the floor out of the ring. He grins and hits the far ropes, running full speed! He wouldn't! No, he wouldn't. He teases the Suicide Dive and laughs his ass off, holding on to the top rope. Dead is not amused, and jumps up to sweep Stank's feet out from under him with his arm. Stank lands on the back of his head, and Dead leans back on the barrier, now laughing his ass off. This time, STANK is not amused, and he slides under the bottom rope holding the back of his head saying something to the effect of “Do you think that's funny?” Clearly Dead does and tells him as much, and Stank responds by SPEARING Dead and just riddling him with lefts and rights. Soon, however, Stank punches himself out and is winded. Besides, Hightower is counting, so Stank lumbers back to the ring, rolls in, and rolls back out, breaking the count. He turns back toward Dead and Dead CLOSES THE CASKET on Stank! Stank is rocked and crumbles into the barrier. Dead takes a knee and a close-up shot shows a bloody nose where Stank was punching him moments ago.
Dead rolls in to break the count, and rolls back out to size up the situation. He gets a loopy Stank to his feet, and straightens him up with some big Knife-Edge Chops! After four of these, Stank is doubled over against the barrier and Dead rolls into the ring. Hightower starts counting. Dead looks at Stank from inside the ring, then one-hops the ropes landing easily on the apron. It looks like he's measuring Stank. Oh, he is, because he NAILS him with a SPRINGBOARD DDT FROM THE APRON TO THE FLOOR! Stank is DONE! Dead didn't land quite right however, and appears to have tweaked his knee, and HE falls in a heap. Hightower counts. Neither man can really move. Hightower keeps counting. At 8, both men stir and dive for the ring, getting there just before the count of 10. Dead tries to cover, no way, not even a 1 count. Dead is favoring one leg as he stands, and Stank has that glassy-eyed look. Stank takes a few steps toward Dead, but Dead hits a Drop Toe Hold, and Stank caught his throat on the top rope! He rebounds back, and Dead CLOSES THE CASKET on the back of his head, and Stank falls outside again. Dead starts to run toward the far ropes but pulls up. Obviously the knee is bothering him. He goes back to the rope and spots Stank. He SLINGSHOTS over the top rope with a Plancha and STANK CATCHES HIM!
FALLAWAY SLAM on the concrete might have ended The Dead. Stank is not satisfied with that and he doesn't seem to be acting like himself. Maybe one too many kicks to the head? Regardless, Stank starts doing some housecleaning on the Californian Announce Table (because they need a translator, apparently). Satisfied, he goes back over to Dead, and we see a small pool of blood coming from the back of his head. Stank puts him over his shoulder and drops him on the announce table. Stank then gets on the announce table itself. He pulls the Lifeless Dead to his feet and then grabs him by his neck. He's not going to do this here, is he? He IS! CRADLE TO THE GRAVE on Dead and they both crash through the announce table! Dead needs medical attention, and Stank probably does too as he smacked his head again pretty good on the way down. Hightower completes the perfunctory 10-count, and the medical personnel swarm the area.
YOUR WINNER in 14:16 by DOUBLE COUNT-OUT...No Contest!
POE vs. THE AMNESIAC - OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH"I Can't Remember" plays over the speakers, and The Amnesiac appears on the ramp, accompanied by The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth, on one arm. They stroll to the ring, nodding at the crowd. Amnesiac gets to the ring, and then opens the ropes for Dorothy. They pose for a bit, until the lights dim. "Mauseum and Escape" begins, and Poe, with Selena wrapped around him, appears at the top of the ramp. Selena unwraps herself, and the two walk slowly down the ramp. Not quite Undertaker-slow....but close. He tells Selena to wait outside the ring, and she pouts, but nods. He removes his duster and gives it to her, and then climbs slowly up the stairs and gets into the ring. Dorothy pats Amnesiac on the shoulder for encouragement and leaves the ring. Poe hands the belt to Senior Head Referee Davis Hightower, and the two men stare at each other while Hightower makes a big fuss of showing it to both of them, and then the crowd. He hands it to someone out of the ring, and calls for the bell.
The Amnesiac circles Poe, who follows him, smiling. Amnesiac starts off with a springboard clothesline off the ropes, which does knock Poe down, but not for long. He tries it again, and Poe is ready. He grabs him in a choke, but Amnesiac stomps his foot hard onto Poe's bad ankle, forcing Poe to release the hold. Poe turns away to walk it off, and Amnesiac pounces. He snakes his arm through Poe's, and gets him in a chickenwing arm lock. He maneuvers Poe around, and steps on the second and then top ropes and then lands on the mat, driving Poe forward. Poe is on the mat and Amnesiac cranks down on the hold. The referee asks him to tap, but Poe looks at him like he's crazy. Amnesiac cranks down tighter, but Poe rolls with the pressure, and flips Amnesiac over. Poe gets the shoulders down, so the referee counts but only gets to one, before Amnesiac gets one of his shoulders up. The two men separate and get to their feet. Another staredown, but this time Poe is not smiling. We get a more traditional lock up now, and Poe gets the better of it. Poe forces Amnesiac back into a corner. Hard. Poe steps back to run in, but Amnesiac dodges at the last minute. Poe hits the turnbuckle hard. Amnesiac draws on his luchador background, hops up to the second rope and enziguri's Poe right in the jaw. Poe staggers forward and falls to one knee. Amnesiac takes run and hits a Shining Wizard. Poe falls back, and Amnesiac makes the pin. One...two...Poe kicks out. He rolls slowly over, as Amnesiac rocks back on his heels in disbelief. Dorothy Mantooth gets up on the apron, lecturing Hightower about how to count faster. Amnesiac tries to tell her to get down, but Poe has recovered. Poe stalks Amnesiac for a minute, then Dorothy sees him over Hightower's shoulder. Amnesiac turns around, and Poe pulls him into a short-armed clothesline. Amnesiac goes down hard, and Poe puts the boots to him. Amnesiac blocks a few of them and manages to roll away, but some damage has been done, as a slow trickle of blood comes from beneath his mask. He doesn't get far enough away, though, and Poe grabs him around the neck. Poe points to Selena who begins jumping up and down excitedly. He gets Poe up completely vertical, and waits.... waits.... waits..... finally landing the Obelisk! Amnesiac is down and out. Poe makes the lazy cover one...two....THREE.
YOUR WINNER in 7:12 by PINFALL...Poe!
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