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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 11, 2009 12:55:28 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Kyoto, Japan
OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match[/u] Poe vs. DH Magnusson
OOWF Intercontinental Title Three Way Dance[/u] Stank vs. Matt Folz vs. The Dead
OOWF World Tag Team Title Cage Match[/u] KZ vs. The Chickenshit Heels
OOWF Onslaught Championship Match[/u] Matte vs. The Amnesiac
OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match[/u] Run DLP vs. Team Fuel
Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship Title Match[/u] Thim Reynolds vs. Outback Jack vs. Nayr
IHOP vs. Tytan & Ecosystem Concrete TG vs. SLEAR BV Man Alexander Darling vs. Anders Denial
Card Subject to kamikaze and Suppuku
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 12:43:47 GMT -5
There’s commotion in the back, so we switch cameras. An enraged Firewoman has completely snapped, and is trashing the backstage area, throwing anything she can get her hands on in the general vicinity of her partners, Larson and Evans. Finally, OOWF Security is on the scene and, being the usual crack wrestling promo security force that they are, it takes about ten of them to subdue her so that Lucky and Dr. Freedman can talk to her.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 12:44:08 GMT -5
*Scheme Gene is interviewing Outback Jack*
SG: Tough loss at Mayhem against The Dead...
OBJ: I give him credit. I was kicking his ass but he managed to get the win. We'll see what happens next time we meet.
SG: Meanwhile, you're in a match with Thim Reynolds and Nayr, with a shot at the Onslaught Championship, this week.
OBJ: I'm looking forward to facing two fine competitors, with a shot at such a prestigious belt.
SG: Um, I don't get it. You seem very calm. You haven't threatened anyone, and you're not even drinking beer.
OBJ: I've been remembering some philosophical training I learned here in Japan. I'm not letting external forces interfere with my inner harmony.
SG: OK, well, I was wondering if you had seen kz's match with the Heels?
OBJ: I saw it.
SG: Any comments?
OBJ: A spirited contest, to be followed undoubtedly by a mat classic this week.
SG: But aren't you angry about...
OBJ (holding up an open hand): I have emptied my mind of such thoughts. Now, if you will excuse me, I must go meet with an old associate.
SG: Oh, sure. Alright, fans, don't forget to call the hotline tonight!
*We cut to Wally B King and Dr. Halfrunt watching the interview*
Dr. H: Very interesting!
WBK: What?
Dr. H: The three main personalities were integrated.
WBK: Is that good?
Dr. H: Ya, vell, in theory, anyways. In reality, he's still probably meshugana.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 12:45:47 GMT -5
(Ecosystem is sitting atop a building in Kyoto alone. Someone comes up behind him.) Man: Junichiro? Eco: Yes. Do I know you? Man: (taking off his hat) No you don't. I saw your match last night...and then I saw you come here...and I wanted to follow you. Just to say...just to say you were very good. And...And we were all very happy to see you. Eco: I'm sure the Inagawas were not. Man: Excuse me? Eco: A crime family from around here. They're not very happy with me right now. Man: Oh. I am sorry. If it helps, I am sure that they know if they tried something, we would kill them all. Eco: We? Are you speaking for all Japanese fans? Man: Maybe just most. Eco: (smiles) Would you mind doing me a favor? Would you mind taking the camera from my bag and recording something for me? I need to send a fr--an acquaintance a message. Man: Oh sure, sure! (The man, excited, pulls out the camera and begins recording.) Ready, sir! Eco: You can go back to Junichiro. Man: Ready Sir Junichiro! Eco: Right. (clears throat) Firewoman, I've gotten word that you had another...episode...after losing your Campeonas Titles last week. So I have no idea when you'll receive this message. But I wanted to respond to something you said before Mayhem. I quote: Fire, as you may remember, I did respond--in the ring. Not that I don't appreciate senseless violence, but I felt that was the most appropriate place to conduct my business with you. See, Work Smarter Not Harder isn't just a gimmick. It's not something clever invented just to win an OOWF Catchphrase of the Year award. Man: Really? Because I sort of assumed-- Eco: You shut right up. Man: Sorry. Eco: Work Smarter, Not Harder is a life philosophy. Do you know what the biggest mistake people make in their lives is? Do you know what destroys careers, wrecks companies, makes people lose their minds? It's simple: making it personal. What you and I have, Fire, is not personal. I don't hate you, despise you, want to see you suffer. When my guido friends took you away, I actually felt a pang of regret. It wasn't special to you; I would just prefer to see no one in the OOWF suffer more than flesh wounds. That's why I interfered on Tytan's behalf when i made my return, that's why I interfered on Darling's behalf the other week. What I did by handing you off was indeed treachery. It was based in fear, and I am sorry for it. The only "problem" I had with you was the fact that the Campeonas Titles were around your, Larson's, and Evans's waists. Today, that problem is one I have with Run DLP. Perhaps it will be with you again after next week. That remains to be seen. But should we face again, let me assure you of one thing. Every time I punch you in the face, it won't be about you. Every time I kick you in the gut, it won't be about you. Every time I drive you into the mat with the Endgame, you--Firewoman, the living, breathing woman--will be the furthest thing from my mind. Everything I do is focused toward my ambition, enjoying the success I never had in this company. Should you choose to go after me again, I will come after you with neither malice nor anger, but only with an eye toward what will benefit me in the long run. So do yourself a favor, Fire. Be like me. Be the bigger woman with Davin. Do what you need to do to swat that bug and take your titles back--and don't expend one iota of energy on unnecessary emotion. Let this outburst be your last. Work Smarter. Not Harder. (Long pause.) Eco: Did you fade me out? Man: How do I do that? Eco: There's a "Dramatic Fade" option. Go to Menu--Effects--Transitions-- Man: Hold on, I haven't opened the Menu yet. Eco: Sorry. It's the side black button. Man: Right, okay. So Effects... Eco: Transitions--Fades. Man: Fades....gotcha, Fades. And you want Dramatic Fade, right? Eco: Yeah. Man: Do I hit Apply or Advanced Options? Eco: Just Apply should work fine. Man: Okay. *DRAMATIC FADE...into an advertisement for a BDSM collar*
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 12:56:31 GMT -5
[The Dead is making his weekly walk through the halls to check out the posted card for the upcoming week.]
Dead: Ok, got a win this week. Starting to get back on track here. It's good to be back in Japan. I think being back here is helping me focus in the ring...
[The Dead rounds the corner and sees this week's card.]
Dead: Up toward the top this week, excellent. Even better, a title match. Against Stank? This should be fun...
[The Dead finishes reading the match listing.]
Dead: And who? Wow, I really need to start paying more attention.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 12:58:15 GMT -5
We cut to a view inside the Kyoto Arena. There’s a packed house awaiting the upcoming Midweek Mayhem.
Russ: Ya know Razz, this is Poe’s home town. You’d think he’d come out and address his fans at some point.
Razz: Poe’s the champ and he marches to the beat of his own drummer. Poe’s gonna do what Poe’s gonna do and it doesn’t matter what any normal human being thinks he’s gonna do, cuz they ain’t got a clue. No one does.
As if on cue, “Mausam & Escape” starts blaring in the arena.
Security rushes down the aisle to keep fans from coming over the aisle’s rails as Poe rises from the stage. Selena is kneeling, holding onto his leg, wearing a kimono. A’isha is standing beside him with the OOWF World Championship belt draped over her shoulder, wearing black jeans and a black tank top. Poe has his trademark bloody black towel draped over his head and black leather duster.
Russ: My GAWD it’s deafening in here!
As the trio makes their way to the ring, A’isha hands the belt to Selena. Selena holds the belt high over her head as they march to the ring. They get in the ring and Selena hands the belt to Poe. A’isha goes to the corner and climbs it, looking out onto the crowd. Poe pays the belt on the mat and kneels in front of it. He holds up his arms as the fans start cheering louder, nearly drowning out “Mausam & Escape”
After a few moments, Poe removes the towel, picks up the belt, and grabs a microphone. He’s about to speak, but the fans keep cheering him.
Poe: Thank you, Japan. It’s great to be home.
More cheering.
Poe: If you’ll humor me, I’d like to invite someone out to the ring. Alexander Darling…if you will…
Alexander darling and Alexis Darling come out to no music. The fans are booing and throwing garbage at them. They slowly get into the ring, both obviously have apprehensions about getting in the ring with Poe right now.
Alexis is immediately met by A’isha, who unfolds her butterfly knife and ‘guides’ Alexis back to a corner. Alexander is about to do something to stop that when Poe gets in his face.
Poe: Hello Boy…thank you for joining me and my…family.
Poe holds out his arms and the Kyoto fans cheer again.
Poe: Today Boy…is a very special day. Do you remember what today is?
Alexander looks down and says nothing.
Poe: It was two years ago today that you pulled your little…stunt. Do you remember that Boy?
Alexander tries to look away, but Poe keeps moving to keep his face in Alexander’s view.
Poe: It was two years ago…here in Japan…where you made your mark on the world of professional wrestling. You defeated me for the NOAH’s GHC Heavyweight Championship. But it wasn’t just that you beat me, no no. It was how you did it. You unveiled your master plan. You took out my disciples one by one. You had my very own betrothed betray me as well. You even had security help you get out of the building. You then left the country on your daddy's private jet.
Fans are booing really loud.
Poe: So here we are again Boy…two years later…
Poe holds the OOWF World Title belt in Alexander’s face.
Poe: I am once again a World Champion. You…are once again on your knees before me…
Poe snarls and spits.
Poe: I SAID ON YOUR KNEES BOY!!!
Alexander drops to his knees. Poe smirks and hands the belt to Selena who puts it on around her waist (which nearly covers her entire abdominal area). Poe then takes a few steps back, then charges Alexander and kicks him hard in the head.
Alexis makes a move towards Alexander, but A’isha and her knife hold her at bay.
Poe picks up Alexander by the hair, whips him into the ropes and catches him with a CRUCIFIX BOMB.
Selena is jumping up and down while clapping. Poe walks over to her and they say a few things to each other that we can not pick up. Alexander manages to crawl to the opposite corner from which Alexis is being held at bay and props himself up against the bottom turnbuckle.
A’isha turns around, sees this, and charges Alexander and hits the Bronco Buster. She hits it three or four times before climbing back off Alexander.
Alexis takes the opportunity and charges A’isha but Poe catches her with one arm and BLACK HOLE SLAM. Alexis is dead.
Poe then grabs Alexander again, and puts him up for the OBELISK. Poe holds it for a count of ten, drawing more applause from his fans. Poe then drives Alexander’s head to the mat.
Razz: Poe’s lucky he’s in Japan, because despite Alexander Darling’s faults, most fans would not be cheering this beat down. Poe may be going too far.
Russ: Not just with this, but with everything he’s done to Alexander Darling and his other recent actions.
“Mausam & Escape” hits again and Poe, Selena, and A’isha leave the ring with the Darling Twins laid out in the center.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 12:58:50 GMT -5
Firewoman is sitting in a darkened room with Tough Questions Tom Grisham. She is resting her arms on her knees, looking down at her hands, which are still taped from her match, clenching and unclenching into fists.
TQTG: Firewoman, I….well…..
FW: You want to ask me how I feel about losing the Trios Championships, right?
TQTG: I don’t want to. The guy who gives us our assignments tells me I have to, though. I would think it would be fairly obvious.
FW: You are smarter than you look.
TQTG: You saw Ecosystem’s –
FW: Yeah, I saw it. (She looks into the camera, all HHH-intense-like) Eco, I appreciate that you can admit you made a mistake. So our business is done. I even appreciate your advice, to ‘work smarter, not harder.’ That’s great for you. It’s a strategy that has served you well. Congratulations.
But I am not you, Eco. You say it’s not personal, Eco, and I say, bullshit. Maybe in the ring, but you made it personal when you got involved in my business outside the ring. Now, you’ve admitted your mistake, and I accept that, Eco. But there’s more than one way to be a success, Eco. So, you be all detached and impersonal. That’s fine for you. But not for me, Eco. That rage … that is my fuel, Eco. That is what drives me, Eco. So let me assure you, Eco. Every time I punch you in the face, it will be about you. Every time I kick you in the gut, it will be about you. Every time I drive you face first into the mat with the Firestomp, you--Ecosystem, the living, breathing man--will be the only thing on my mind. You, Ecosystem, will be my focus, and making you sorry you ever came back to OOWF, and agreed to help the Inagawa family.
TQTG: That really messed you up, huh?
Firewoman glares at him.
TQTG: I do have to ask about the Trios….
Lucky comes into view and puts a hand on Fire's shoulder.
FW: Later. I have to see Dr. Sid.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 12:59:13 GMT -5
AA and JA stare at the card in amazement.
JA: So we don't promo and keep getting our asses kicked by Moose and LD, and we still keep getting title shots?
AA: Main eventing hurts, man.
JA: I just don't get it. Is Moose trying to punish us for coming back and then disappearing again?
AA: What do you mean by "us."? I'm writing this promo.
JA: I'm writing matches! I think...
AA: Well, since I'm writing this promo and I'm not really sure if you are writing matches, I guess that's the best statement I can have JA make. For all I know you ran off to West Texas or somewhere and got married.
JA: Hey, you're breaking kayfabe! For all I know, you're in Reno gambling and drinking and getting off on some cute cocktail waitress.
AA: I AM NOT! Yet... That's next week. And I think that cocktail waitress moved to Oregon.
JA: She ran that far just to get away from you, huh?
AA: SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOHNNY!
Stank: Wow, I miss that.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 12:59:35 GMT -5
(Tytan and Eco are sitting in the Tytanium Destroyium Discussing the current direction of Team TEaM.)
Tytan: First off what's going on with you...You come to Japan and there is like some Rebirth of you.
Eco: I know...it's kind of taken me by suprise myself. Do you want me to go back to my old self?
Tytan: No...Eco we need to run with this. We are getting cheered. People are liking the way we are. I mean the kidnapping of Firewoman made us instentanous Faces.
Eco: Something I never really planned on doing. I still liked to be able to do the random acts of violence when we wanted.
Tytan: But now we can still do it we just have to be smart about it.
Eco:(Smiles) Work smart not hard!
Tytan: Speaking of not working hard where's Matte?
Eco: I sent him out to get some food.
Tytan: Eco we've got a chance here...we can do something big here.
Eco:I agree partner. Now we have to decide where we want to go with this.
Tytan: First off, we have to destroy IHOP and show the whole OOWF that we are going to be taken seriously.
Eco: That shouldn't be to hard. When you teamed with your former partner you two had fun beating them from ring post to ring post.
Tytan: Now I actually have a partner I can work with. Just think what we can do with them.
Eco: Some smart violence.
Tytan: I like that Eco we may have to keep that one around for awhile.
Eco: Could make a cool t-shirt.
Tytan: We should get that to marketing.
Eco: After that maybe we can work on cleaning up your image.
Tytan: What?
Eco: Tytan, you don't roam the basement anymore. You need to take a shower a little more then you do...and the mask maybe it's time to let it go.
Tytan: Slow down there man, that might be too much right now.
(FADE)
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:00:14 GMT -5
(Matte and BRICK~! are at a Taco Bell ordering some food.)
Matte: (reading off a list) Can I get 10 original chicken burritos, only a little mayo extra lettuce...you know what? Just get me a lot of meat wrapped in some kind of bread product.
Pimply Faced Kid: Yes sir can do!
BRICK~!: He's probably just going to bring back some giant boxes of pocky.
Matte: At a Taco Bell?
BRICK~!: Ever wonder how the Japanese stay so skinny? All-pocky diet.
(Just then, CHRIS JERICHO walks into the Taco Bell. He is bandaged and pained, but smiling)
Matte: Oh come on. You want trouble now?
Y2J: I could care less about you two assclowns. Last time you saw me, I was concerned about Firewoman. Now that she's back, I'm pretty sure she can handle you degenerates. (To the pimply kid) One order of Nachos Supreme, please.
BRICK~!: What happened to your arm?
Y2J: This? Oh, I just wrestled in a four way World Championship Match and dominated a classic Hell in the Cell match in the SAME NIGHT.
Matte: Where were you doing THAT?
Y2J: Over in the Consejo Nuevo de Lucha Libre.
BRICK~!: I've heard of that. You guys do some fantastic work. I managed to catch your TLC Match on YouTube--it was amazing.
Matte: Agreed. If your federation ever went toe-to-toe in comparison with another, like in some kind of showdown, I'd totally vote for it right now.
Jericho: I agree that in that hypothetical you should totally vote for it right now.
Pimply Kid: Hey, some of this meat is kind of bloody! But not as bloody as CNLL's Abdullah the Butcher's stretcher match against Batista!
Matte: Didn't you speak broken English 15 seconds ago?
Pimply Kid: I did! But the ending to Shawn Daivari's Rey del Lucha Libre match was so inspiring, I decided to embrace American culture and take on an absolute mastery of the language.
BRICK~!: How did you master a language in 15 seconds?
PK: I'm Japanese.
Matte: So?
PK: *sigh* Japan is part of Asia.
Jericho: So?
PK: *sigh* I'm Asian.
Matte: Oh right! Asians can learn anything in whatever amount of time they desire!
(A tiny five year old girl runs in.)
Girl: I solved it! I explained the Brownian movement of molecules.
PK: Sorry, little girl, but Albert Einstein already did that. I guess you hadn't read about him yet.
Girl: Darn! I'm not going to do anything useful until I'm six! I might as well just go put pictures of myself online and make millions of dollars from horny American men.
(Little girl storms out.)
Jericho: That was a pretty weird--WHUMPH!
(Matte NAILS Jericho with a Nevermind DDT.)
Matte: Send that message to Firewoman, got it? It's on behalf of Eco, otherwise I couldn't give a shit.
BRICK~!: Isn't Eco's message to Firewoman that he's sorry and won't do it again, but he doesn't mind it if people cheer him for having done it?
Matte: ...Really?
BRICK~!: Yep.
Matte: Oh shit, are we faces again?
BRICK~!: Yep.
Matte: Shit.
Y2J: Want to help me up, assclown?
Matte: Sure.
(Matte helps Jericho up and Jericho connects with a CODEBREAKER! that also lands Jericho flat on his injured back.)
Matte and Jericho: Ow.
BRICK~!: (picking up their bags) I'm taking the meat-in-bread back to the Tytantium Systanium Destructium Destoryium Mattetentium or whatever the fuck we're calling it. You two have a nice day.
(Little four year old girl runs in as BRICK~! leaves.)
Girl: I figured out the Brownian movement of--
Matte/Jericho/Pimply Kid: SO DID EVERYONE ELSE.
(The little girl starts crying.)
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:01:04 GMT -5
<Moose is sitting alone watching OOWF tv and he sees The Chickenshit Heels promo.> AA and JA stare at the card in amazement. JA: So we don't promo and keep getting our asses kicked by Moose and LD, and we still keep getting title shots? AA: Main eventing hurts, man. JA: I just don't get it. Is Moose trying to punish us for coming back and then disappearing again? AA: What do you mean by "us."? I'm writing this promo. JA: I'm writing matches! I think... AA: Well, since I'm writing this promo and I'm not really sure if you are writing matches, I guess that's the best statement I can have JA make. For all I know you ran off to West Texas or somewhere and got married. JA: Hey, you're breaking kayfabe! For all I know, you're in Reno gambling and drinking and getting off on some cute cocktail waitress. AA: I AM NOT! Yet... That's next week. And I think that cocktail waitress moved to Oregon. JA: She ran that far just to get away from you, huh? AA: SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOHNNY! Stank: Wow, I miss that. <Moose watches it several times, rewinding it, then pausing it to let the words sink in. Finally he looks at the ever present Invisible Ninja Cameraman and speaks> MHJ: You boys wonder why you are getting title shots. You wonder about conspiracies, you wonder about you place in the OOWF, you wonder who is pulling strings to keep getting you shots at kz's titles. You two claim to be fans of the game, yet you remain blissfully ignorant to what is going on around you. There are three simple reasons why you two clowns are getting shots. One, there are no free teams at the moment. DLP and Fuel are trying to kill one another over the trios titles, and Team TeAM and IHOP are fighting each other. Through the process of elimination, you two jokers get title shots. Two, you are all that is wrong with the OOWF. You are pandering twits nearly on the level of Davin Fucking Moreland. You two walk back into the OOWF and think everyone OWES you something. You talk about the past, what you did with Drink and Destroy, your clever promos, the hot feuds from years gone by. No one cares. It is all about now, and all you have done now, is get your asses handed to you over and over again by kz Three, we are enjoying ourselves. You see, with a team like The Aussies, it was non stop violence on both sides. LD and I had to dig deep to hurt them, to break them. The Aussies, as asinine as they were, had the balls to bring it in the ring each and every time. You two? Beating you bloody does nothing. We have split your skulls night after night, and it doesn't even make a dent on either of you. You are both too stupid, too caught up in watching a John Tatum promo from 1987 to know that each time you step into the ring with kz, you are moments from your last match in wrestling. So, what LD and I have decided to do........we are not going to threaten you with ultra violence. I am not going to sit here and threaten you with the mayhem and carnage that is sure to be inflicted upon you. You know that is coming, and there is nothing you can do to stop it. What we have decided to do, is be so diabolic, so demented, so consumed with hurting you that the fans have no choice but to cheer for you. That's right Adrenaline and AA, you heard me. Kz is going to go to such unspeakable lengths to hurt you, that the fans will have no choice but to cheer for you hoping you can stop the kz rampage. You two think about that for a moment. Then if you can decide you can muster up the balls to say something relevant, maybe then, we will take you seriously. Until then, you two are in for a world of hurt. Trust me
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:01:32 GMT -5
It is either very, very late at night or very, very early in the morning, depending upon your perspective. Either way, the sun is peaking just barely over the horizon. In the darkened Ric's Sandwich Shop, Moosehead Jack is sipping some early morning/late night coffee, and enjoying a fine Cuban cigar. His peace is broken, as in strolls Firewoman, and it's clear that for her, this is the end of a very, very late night. She grabs come coffee and pulls up a chair.
MHJ: You know how you don't like it when I interrupt you?
FW: Yep. That's why I'm doing it.
MHJ: Great.
There's a pause as the two drink their coffee. Firewoman finishes her smoke.
FW: I hate this time of morning.
MHJ: Yeah, I know. Me too...
Another pause
FW: "There's a silence that comes in the mornin'/Leaves you screamin' at the wall/As you sit there, in your easy chair/Chasin' demons at a crawl."
MHJ: Robert Frost?
FW: Great White.
MHJ: Ah.....
Pause
MHJ: So, you're looking awfully relaxed for someone who just lost a championship. Where have you been for like... wow, it's Sunday already. The last few days.
FW: Hooking up with some old acquaintances.
MHJ: "Hooking up?" For four days?
FW: Yeah, there's this club that specializes in Shibari and Koshiko had some new techniques she was just begging to show me, like--
MHJ: Stop. Really.
FW: Shibari is--
MHJ: I know what Shibari is, okay?
FW: (grinning that she is irritating Moose) And begging isn't a euphemism. She was actually --
MHJ: I get it, okay?
FW: Fine, geez. Anyway, it was very relaxing.
MHJ: Stop!
FW: Okay, I stopped!!
MHJ:....
FW: ....
MHJ: So, Stank--
FW: I don't know what he wants. I just know he needs to keep his mouth shut.
MHJ: Agreed.
Firewoman starts to say something, but there's a voice from behind her.
Samantha Darling Moreland: So, are you going to do something?
Fire and Moose look at each other for a moment.
MHJ: I think she's talking to you.
FW: She is. I am doing something, I am sitting here having coffee and a smoke with my--
SDM: That's not what I mean, and you know it. They were your friends. How can you just let--
FW: Moose, I think you'll need to excuse Ms. Darling... I mean Mrs. Moreland and myself.
MHJ: Something tells me that's not the best idea in the world.
FW: Aw, come on .... trust me. (Firewoman smiles when she says it, in that way that says there's no way in hell Moose should trust her.)
MHJ: Fine. I have a few calls to make.
FW: Whatever.
Moose leaves.
FW: What is it you would like me to do? You don't even like them.
SDM: True, but they're family. I thought they were your family too.
FW: If you'll recall me burning down my father's house a few weeks ago, I think you'll find that's not a compelling argument.
Samantha sits down in the chair Moose vacated, and whispers.
SDM: Look, I know that you only turned on them because that bastard promised you something, and whatever it was he didn't follow through.
FW: So?
SDM: So?? Shouldn't you want to get even?
FW: I got even. He's got a lovely scar around his throat now.
SDM: But that's not enough!! Don't you see what he is doing to--
FW: They knew that's what would happen. I can't control--
SDM: (her voice getting louder)Bullshit. You are only second to Alexis in getting Alexander to listen. If you can just--
FW: (her voice low...and menacing)First of all, I was the only other one Alexander would listen to, but he always had a blind spot when it came to You-Know-Who. I gave up warning him about that years ago. Secondly, the pot calling the kettle black about abandoning family needs to step away before she bites off more than she can chew.
SDM: Shut up. You don't know anything--
FW: Yeah? What did Davin say about this plea of yours?
SDM: Davin doesn't ... he doesn't know I'm here.
FW: Not now he doesn't, but he will. Fucking ninja cams are everywhere.
SDM: Well....I don't care. This is important, this is--
FW: (her voice still low, controlled, and menacing, even as Samantha's is more agitated.) If you say the word "family" to me one more time, you will be so very sorry.
SDM: Oh, what are you going to do?
FW: I'm going to tell you one more time. There's nothing I can do. There's nothing I even want to do. They made their bed, they can lie in it. I'm done with them, and I'm done with you. And I'm going to tell you one more time to leave and walk away.
Samantha stands up and thinks about it for a minute, and starts to walk away. Firewoman takes a sip of her coffee, when Samantha turns and gets right into Firewoman's ear
SDM: I don't think this has anything to do with you not caring anymore. I think it's because you're a coward and--
Samantha doesn't finish the sentence, because Firewoman reaches up and grabs her hair. She pulls her around and has her face down on the table, pressing her face into it.
FW: Now see what you did? I was all relaxed and content, and I had almost forgotten that you interfered in the match where I lost the Trios championships. But you didn't leave well enough alone, even with several more warnings than you deserve.
Firewoman grinds Samantha's face into the table, and gets down right next to her ear so she listens.
FW: So let me make sure that you understand. I am not helping your siblings if they're going to be too weak-minded, again, to help themselves. I am especially not going to do it for Davin Fucking Moreland's fucking wife.
She pulls Samantha up by the hair, and continues to talk in her ear.
FW: So, you go back to your fucking husband, and stay out the ring. Because the next time you interfere in one of my matches, you're going to lose more than just a couple of bleach blonde hairs from that empty head of yours.
She pushes Samantha away, and she stumbles backward.
FW: And you can't imagine how much that would sparkle for me.
Firewoman storms off, back to her locker room, tossing a clump of blonde hair onto the floor.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:02:12 GMT -5
(Eco is bringing Tytan down to the hotel lobby.) Eco: So honestly, I do think cleaning up your image is the right way to go. Tytan: Eco, I don't know...there's an intimidation factor there I don't want to mess with. Eco: I thought you'd say that. So I called in a friend of mine to meet us here who I thought might convince you. (They run into a woman in the lobby.) reallycuteasians.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fulmtl-rei-asuka-evangelion02.jpgTytan: Um...this is your friend? Eco: Oh no, this one obviously works here. Look at her outfit. Tytan: Oh. Of course. I was going to say, if your friend was that hot-- Eco: That's my friend over on the couch. reallycuteasians.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rei-kinukawa-01.jpgTytan: ... Eco: Hey Rei! How are you? Rei Kinukawa: Really great, Juni! And you? Eco: Doing very well. You should stop chewing on your bikini straps, it's a bad habit. Rei: I know....ugh, you're just like my father. (She goes to put her pants back on as Tytan just stares.) Rei: Who's your silent friend? Tytan: ... Eco: Rei, this is Tytan. He's my partner in the OOWF, and our current DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion. Rei: Oh wow! (She shakes Tytan's hand.) Tytan: Hi... Eco: Tytan, this is my friend Rei. She's a Japanese fashion model, but she works all over the world. Tytan: ...N-Nice to meet you. Rei: So are you his friend with the grooming problem? Tytan: M-Maybe... Eco: Rei, it's just that he's a tough guy who's been working the intimidation factor for a long time, but now we need to, y'know, get him a little less rough around the edges. Rei: Sure, I understand. (sniffs) Well, it looks like you need a shower. So why don't you come with me down the hall and we'll go take one. Tytan: Wait...shower with you? Rei: Well, sure. I mean, it's clearly been a while since you showered, so I want to make sure you do it thoroughly. Eco: That only makes sense. Are you going to be enough help, though? Tytan's a big guy. Rei: Probably not. I brought my friend Ami over. She's already at the shower. reallycuteasians.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/photo01.jpg(Ami waves from the shower, which somehow we can see from this angle.) Eco: Oh, Ami Tokito! Oh great. Tell her I send my best. Rei: I will. Okay, come on Tytan. (Rei takes Tytan down the hallway, who turns back and looks at Eco.) Tytan: ...I like teaming with you. (Tytan is taken off. BRICK~! enters into the frame.) BRICK~!: He'll like teaming with them too. Eco: Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. Those are friends. Besides, it was the only way I could get him to finally clean up. BRICK~!: Well, I have our food. Matte got into a little confrontation with Jericho, so he'll catch up later. Eco: Jericho? What's he doing here? BRICK~!: He just finished tapings for CNLL. Apparently, CNLL is in the PWA finals for Best New Promotion, but they're losing by only one vote.Eco: Wow. Well, if I was on the PWA Board of Directors, I'd go vote and tie that up before 10:58 AM tomorrow.BRICK~!: Yep. Now let's find a place to eat the Taco Bell. (A waitress pops out of the hallway diner.) reallycuteasians.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nakayama-erisa-waitress-02.jpgWaitress: You can take an extra table in here if you like. Eco: Really? Without paying for anything? Waitress: Hey, people who support voting for Consejo Nuevo de Lucha Libre are always welcome in here! BRICK~!: What a nice country this is.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:02:46 GMT -5
Firewoman is WALKING~! back to her locker room, when she sees Matte in the hallway.
M: Yo, Firebabe!
Firewoman smiles at her former partner, and then it turns into the Patented Firewoman Look of Death, as she grabs him and hits a very good but not perfect version of the Nevermind DDT. She smiles down at him.
FW: Got your message.
She continues on down the hallway.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:03:08 GMT -5
*In an underground Kyoto club, many people are dancing and the music is loud. At the bar, drunk salarymen are trying to hook up with ladies of the evening. Two thugs in leather jackets move in on a salaryman, trying to cause trouble. OOWF ninja cameras catch Outback Jack spinning one of them around and head-butting him in the face. The first thug drops to his knees, blood spurting from his nose. The second thug throws several martial arts strikes at Jack, who blocks them, and then punches him in the throat. As that happens a third thug launches a roundhouse kick, which Jack blocks with a forearm. Jack was about to counter when a fourth thug connects with a thrown beer bottle. As a mixture of blood and beer flows down from his forehead, Outback Jack pauses. All four opponents circle him, and throw a flurry of punches and kicks. Jack staggers, and drops to one knee. The first thug, nose still bleeding, swings with a roundhouse punch, but Jack raises an arm to block. At the same time, Jack has gotten the blank stare of Jack of the Hinterlands. Jack stands up, as all four men throw more strikes at him, looks upward, and howls, then decks each opponent with one punch each. He then stomps on them repeatedly, until a heavily tatooed Japanese man pulls him off*
Japanese man: You're lucky I broke things up.
OBJ: Wally could fix things with the local cops.
JM: No, I mean they had two more friends I took care of before they got to you.
OBJ: Oh, thanks mate.
JM: I know Mr. Takahashi said to let you get some practice, but it looked like you needed some help. I wouldn't have thought Empty Team would need help.
OBJ: Well, I'm not Empty Team by my self, you know.
JM: Well, what about your match?
OBJ: Thim and Nayr are honorable men. Please tell Mr. Takahashi I don't need help.
JM: I hope you're right. He invested a lot of money in your career.
OBJ: He also made a lot of money, but that's not the point. Takahashi-san taught me much, and I don't forget a debt. That's why I've been listening to his requests.
*The leather jacket thugs have regrouped, but when Jack and the man with tattoos square off against them, they run off*
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:03:27 GMT -5
**SFJ#47 approaches L.D. Williams.**
SFJ#47: “L.D., Moosehead Jack's response to the Chickenshit Heels made it quite clear that you have a lot in store for them this week. Do you have anything to add?”
LDW: “Johnny and AA, as they are so quick to point out, are the greatest promo team in the OOWF, maybe in history. As much as it pains me to say it, when they're on their game they are one of the highlights of the OOWF.
But, this week at Mayhem, inside a steel cage, it won't be the Heel's game, it'll be ours. Moose and I have a point to make, and the only words we'll need are the ones we write in the Heel's blood.
Johnny, AA, when you get in that cage, you can forget about winning and losing. The only question you need to ask yourselves is will it be the worst night of your lives, or the last?”
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:03:53 GMT -5
A'isha walks up to the counter at Ric's Sandwich Shop. She just buys a bag of chips.
RF: Hey little girl! You wanna ride Space Mountain? Wooooooooooo!
A: I hear the ride is incredibly short.
*awkward silence*
RF: On the house.
A: Thanks old dude.
DH Magnusson enters Ric's Sandwich Shop.
DHM: Patrami on Rye.
RF: comin' right up! Wooooooooooooo!
A: Wow.
DH: You got somethin' ta say li'l girl?
A: We're in a country of great cuisine and you're getting a sub? Here?
DH: Li'l girl bett'r run along an' play. Say goodbye to yer daddy's belt too.
A: Oh please. Like you can hold a candle to Poe.
DH: List'n li'l girl. I'm bein' a gentleman here an' I ain't gotta. Understand?
A: Oh big bad scary man is threatening me. I should run away screaming.
A'isha pulls out her trusty butterfly knife. DH stares at her seriously now, wondering what she'll do.
A: I don't scare easily. All you roided up freaks are not scary to me, so shut your trap.
DH: You bett'r seriously run along b'for I lose ma temper. And get that knife outta ma face.
A: You really need to learn to annunciate. Pick up a book or something.
Ric hands DH's sub to him. DH takes and looks back to A'isha.
DH: Yer a brave li'l girl I'll givya dat. But take this message back to yer daddy. Tell 'im I'll see 'im in da ring Wednesday...and he won't get out on a technicality liek he did last time. His belt is mine. Comprende?
A'isha folds up her knife, but doesn't stand down. DH turns and walks away.
A: They should at least require a Third Grade education to be a wrestler.
A'isha looks at Ric.
A: You too...jerk.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:04:18 GMT -5
*OOWF Kyoto Arena*
"There Can Be Only One" booms from the speakers and the blue spotlight starts circling the arena. It cuts right into AFI's "Prelude 12/21" and Alexander Darling with Alexis step out from the back. They begin to make their way down to the ring ignoring everything when all of a sudden the music just cuts off and "Mausam & Escape" begins to play. Poe makes his entrance from the back with Selena at his side carrying the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Poe has a mic and makes his way down past the Darling twins and into the ring. He beckons the Darlings to follow him and it takes a little shove from Alex to Lexie, but not as big a shove as it had been taking for the Darlings to make their way down and slide into the ring. Alex, as usual, takes up a kneeling position to Poe's right but in a shocking display, without any incentive of any sort, Alexis takes up a matching position to Poe's left. Poe nods knowingly as the wild cheers begin to die down a bit.
Poe: Thank you my loyal fans. I didn't want to come out and bother you a second time this week.
The crowd goes nuts implying that it is no bother to have Poe out there with them.
But I am not out here for myself this time. I have come with these two betrayers to find out just how far I can push before they break. Alexander here as you can tell is close to breaking, so let's twist the knives a bit more. I notice that you still use that entrance that I gave you when you first showed up in my locker room. Well, no more. If you are truly willing to show yourself loyal, you will no longer enter to ANY entrance whatsoever. You will walk down the aisle in complete silence and prepare for your match.
Alexander just nods his head in silence. On the other side, Poe grabs Alexis by the hair and pulls her to her feet.
I'm glad you're learning, but you do not need to be here for this. You will accompany The Boy to matches and matches only for the time being unless otherwise stated by me. The rest of the time, you will be in the locker room making sure everyone has everything they need. NOW GO.
Alexis looks down at her brother but his head is still bowing and he does not look up to her. So, she just bows her head and rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.
Boy, one last thing...I've noticed you have not mentioned Mr. Denial in weeks. He deserves your respect. You will give it to him and promo the only way you know how...RIGHT NOW.
Alexander looks up at Poe and nods once as Poe hands him the mic.
Alexander takes it and starts to head to the corner turnbuckle to take his perch, but Selena is already sitting there. Alexander just gives her a look while Selena shakes her head in defiance. Alexander sighs and turns back to Poe who just shrugs his shoulders while subtly laughing. Alex shakes his head to try and refocus...he walks to the ropes nearest the hard camera and looks directly into it...
Alexander: Anders, we've done this dance for a while now. When it started, I was nothing but a lost soul. But Master here has started putting me back together and your little kidnapping stunt was child's play for the lessons of Master. I showed you in the cage, I showed you last week, and I will show you again this week. You're nothing but a pale imitation of violence. If you want true violence, I dare you to spend a week as one of Master's Minions. Prove yourself to him and maybe then I will respect you. Until then, I will make you suffer. I will make you bleed. And I will make you lose.
Poe walks over and grabs Alex by the back of the neck and seems to whisper something into his ear. Alexander turns towards Poe and looks shocked before Poe slaps him across the face and we can hear him yell...Say it.
And as for you Stank...I've already won a match with you. I'm coming for that belt and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. And if you don't like, well too fucking bad...
BOOYAH, Bitch!!!
Alexander starts to smile just a little bit as he turns back towards Poe.
KICK
WHAM
CRUCIFIXION
And Alexander is left laying in the middle of the ring while Poe and Selena walk back up the ramp.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:04:57 GMT -5
(As Poe and Selena walk backstage, there is a familiar face leaning against the wall, slow-clapping sarcastically.) Poe: Hello Eco. I saw you had a nice homecoming reception earlier this week. Good for you. Eco: Glad you noticed. Shame I can't get them to cheer as loudly as they do for your sadism. Poe: (laughing) You are a star here, Eco. But as for me, no disrespect goddess, here in Japan, I am a god. You are not my equal. Eco: I understand that. I understand that you have everyone as deluded as this young woman. SG: Excuse me? You are the one who is deluded, silly. Saying bad things like that. Eco: Poe, I came back to this company because I saw your true colors. I had stopped by to pay a visit to some friends, and I saw you leaving Tytan in a circle of flames. And I knew then that some sick bastards had control of this company. Do you remember what you did to Tytan at Territorial Beatings? Poe: Oh, so clearly. I hung him by a chain and gave him ten chair shots to the head. You're lucky you even have a partner. Eco: And the fans cheered you for it the whole damn time, Poe. They ate it up. And what are you doing now? You're torturing Alexander Darling, beating up Alexis, for weeks and weeks and weeks-- Poe: You don't know the history there. With all due respect, Mr. I-Founded-This-Company, your memory extends to bits and pieces of the OOWF. You don't know anything about my legacy. Eco: Would you be surprised to know that I don't actually give a shit? SG: Dirty mouth! (Selena's eyes flare.) Poe: Yes goddess. And a foolish mouth at that. Eco: Nothing he did to you excuses what you're doing to him, Poe. I see right through you. Any justification you're using is just that, a justification. An excuse. Poe: Honestly, Koizumi, where are you going with this? Are you building up to challenge me for my belt or what? I will gladly rip your throat out any time you care to back up your words. Eco: Do you really think this is about your title, Poe? Poe: You are an ambitious boy, by your own account. SG: Also, a meanyhead. Eco: True on both counts. But Poe, this is about your behavior. This is about lording your power over others and receiving no recompense. Poe: If you're so concerned about such things, why not go after Fire? Between the two of us, I got the impression you got the worse of her assault. Eco: Firewoman is spiteful. She is vengeful. When she feels wronged, she will engage in violent and criminal acts. I accept all those things. But she is nothing as bad as what you are, Poe. Poe: And what am I? Eco: Poe, you are a bully. A sadist. A man who loves the fact that he has found a place in the world in which he can torture others and be cheered. And every story you tell, every excuse you offer, every justification you shout to heaven and all the way down to hell, is mere cover for that fact. (Poe gets in Eco's face.) Poe: I hope you know that the only reason you're standing right now...is because you amuse me. Eco: Oh, forget amusement! Why don't you string me up and torture me? I've insulted you! I've given you a justification, an opening! I'm sure the fans will cheer all the way up in the rafters! They will scream with delight! Fathers will put their children up on their shoulders and...and...(Eco is beginning to shake)...and scream "Look at Poe! What a hero! What a valiant man! I hope you grow up to be just like him, that NO-ACCOUNT SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH!" (Poe looks at Selena.) Selena: I'm sick of his mouth. Poe: Let's go goddess. He's boring me. (Poe and Selena exit, while Eco walks down the ramp. The audience, unaware of the backstage antics, cheer him as he comes out. He walks over to Alexander Darling and extends his hand. Darling looks at Eco with something approximating disgust, and rolls out of the ring, waling silently to the back with his head down. Eco sits on top of the turnbuckle, taking a mike and raising it to his mouth.) Eco: Kyoto. Do you love me? (The audience cheers.) Eco: Kyoto. Do you love Poe? (The audience GOES WILD! A monosyllabic cheer breaks out: Poe-Poe-Poe-Poe!) Eco: Do you love it when Poe drives men into the mat? (Cheers) Breaks their bones? (Cheers) Takes their hopes, their dreams, for nothing but his sick pleasure? (A confused reaction, but mostly cheers.) (Eco pauses a moment on the top turnbuckle. He is looking toward the back.) Eco: Alexis. I don't know you at all. I would never presume to represent myself as a friend or compatriot of yours. But I hope and pray you are not broken. (Eco drops the mike and silently walks to the back, to a confused audience reaction.)
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:05:28 GMT -5
Poe and his entourage continue walking down the hallway, when they round the corner into the Hallway of Random Encounters, and see Firewoman walking their direction. Alexander's head snaps up, as he sees her, and he storms ahead of Poe. Fire sees him, and doesn't change her trajectory or her pace at all. They're just about to come nose to nose, when...
Poe: Boy! Stop!
Alexander stops and stares death at Firewoman. Firewoman gives it right back. Alexis also starts to move forward.
Poe: Isis, you will stay put. Do not make me have to tell you twice.
Alexis stops, and stands, hands behind her back, head up, but eyes cast down.
FW: Wow. Good to see all the training we did finally sank in.
Poe: I would appreciate if you would not speak to them. They are still learning.
FW: Fine...get them out of my way.
A'isha comes from around behind Poe with her fancy butterfly knife flipping around. Firewoman grins.
FW: Really?
Poe: A'isha. That is not wise.
A'isha: Oh please...I could take her.
FW: Think so, little girl? I think you should take a look at that scar on your daddy's neck and reconsider. How's that doing, anyway....Omar.
Poe bristles at Firewoman using his real name.
Poe: It is healing quite nicely, thank you.
Alexander still hasn't moved, and is still staring daggers into Firewoman.
Poe: Boy...you will step aside, and let Ms. Quinn pass. And you are not worthy to look at her, so --
AD: Master...I ask you--
Poe: You do no such thing, Boy. When you have learned self-control, then you may ask for your revenge. Until then...stand aside!
Alexander hesitates a moment, eyes still locked with Firewoman's. Then he steps back against the wall, and his position mirrors Alexis's. Firewoman walks past, grinning triumphantly at him. His eyes follow her, full of anger. Poe makes a gesture, and Alexander falls behind him again, next to Alexis, and they continue on.
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:05:53 GMT -5
AA and JA are seen fast forwarding through OOWF-TV, occassionally stopping and watching.
AA: What's all these kinda attractive Chinese girls and crapload of soap opera shit? Can't anyone do a good John Tatum promo anymore? We need Missy Hyatt, dammit!
JA: That's right. And because of all that extraneous crap, we almost missed that Moose and LD had something important to say.
AA: Well, somewhat important.
JA: You're going to beat us until the fans cheer us? Like that hasn't been tried before. If you remember correctly, the last time we feuded with you two, YOU almost became fan favorites. And LD, remember when we split? Who became the face then? It wasn't me!
AA: IT...WASN'T...JOHNNY!
JA: So if that's what this feud has come down to...to see who can make the other a face...well, just bring it on. Beat us until we're just chunks of meat laying in the middle of the ring, beat us until we're just one heartbeat away from death, beat us until...
AA: Umm, Johnny. Aren't you going a little to far? I mean, I do enjoy living.
JA: Sorry. Got carried away. The point is, no matter how many times you beat us, and no matter how many times you injure us, we just come back more Chickenshitty than ever. And the fans will always boo us. Because we're just that detestible.
AA: My Momma hasn't sent me a Christmas card in eight years!
JA: See! See that? Even AA's Momma hates him. And we all know the kind of love that LD and his Momma have. In fact, we might have some video that shows LD and his Momma doing things that are illegal in 15 states!
AA: Have it right here with the pictures of Baby Doll!
JA: And Moose, we've seen you hanging around the backstage area with a certain old man every time we get near your hometown. Don't think we haven't noticed. Wouldn't it be awful if your Daddy ended up in a casket dragged through the field behind a PICKUP TRUCK!
AA: Big Bossman! Ultimate heel!
JA: So just remember, boys. You go out there tonight and try your damnest to make the fans cheer us. But in the end, beating us won't make them cheer us. It will make them cheer you. You're the faces. We're not just Heels. We're The Heels! It's written on our tights! It's not just a gimmick! It's life!
AA: Heels For Life!
JA: Heels For Life!
AA: And THAT'S the way you cut a promo!
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:06:29 GMT -5
*Firewoman is still WALKING TRIUMPHANTLY~! through the hallway. That is, until Davin Moreland obliterates her with a clothesline.*
DM: Hi! Remember me?
*Firewoman tries to get her wits about her, but it's no use, as Davin hits an old school Piledriver, which split Firewoman's wig. Her eyes glassy and trying to focus, she clears up just enough to feel the REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER sweep her swiftly into unconsciousness*
DM: You're lucky I'm a pandering face now. You don't mess with your family, Lisa. Rule #1. You're slipping lately. You used to be up on things. You used to be aware of your surroundings. Look at you now. Lying in a pool of your own blood due to a situation that you needlessly created.
*Larson and Evans round the corner, assess the situation, and appear to be looking to fight*
DM: Now now, boys. Save it for the ring. From the looks of things *stares down at the lifeless corpse of Firewoman*, you're going to need every ounce of strength you have at Midweek Mayhem, LIVE! in Kyoto, Japan!
*fade*
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:06:49 GMT -5
**Poe is alone at the bar in his locker room when L.D. Williams enters. Williams walks over and sets a box of dog biscuits on the bar. Poe raises an eyebrow.**
LDW: “In case your pets get hungry.”
P: <chuckling> “You don't approve of my methods?”
LDW: “I don't give a rat's rear-end about your methods one way or another. If you'd tried them on me, you'd already be dead.”
P: “Ah, but you are not the Boy.”
LDW: “No, I most certainly am not.”
P: “Which is why you and I chose to be allies. Unless, of course, you've decided to reconsider...”
LDW: “Nope. Like I told Moose years ago, the day may come when we have to dance, and we'll both be the poorer for it-”
P: “ But today is not that day.”
LDW: “No.”
**Poe reaches over the bar and grabs another glass. He pours Williams a drink.**
P: “Then, until that day comes, let the world suffer for our friendship.”
LDW: “Now that I'll drink to.”
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:07:07 GMT -5
(Tytan is at some Swankie hair Salon with his cute Asian models and Eco. They are trying to do something with his hair. He is approached by a Random SFJ.)
SFJ: You and Eco are facing IHOP this week and no one has made a comment about the match, will you?
Tytan: IHOP you see it's simple. We took care of you once, now we have to beat you as a Tag-Team. You don't understand....
(One of the models begins to put shampoo into Tytan's hair.)
We have a purpose and unlike my previous partner we are on the same page. You will see a team different from what you have faced in the past. Be ready IHOP you won't know how to handle us...
(The models push Tytan down into the sink and begin to lather. He then pops back up bubbles in his hair.)
WE will break you!.
(They push him down again.)
(FADE)
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Post by mooseheadjack on Aug 27, 2009 13:07:31 GMT -5
Chris Evans and Bryce Larson are seen talking to each other.
Larson: Hey Evans, you seen Fire around?
Evans: Yeah, she was going to talk to Poe about something. I was gonna go with her, but she said it was a personal issue.
Larson ssees that Evans has something on his mind.
L: Hey, you alright? What’s up with you?
E: I need to get something off my chest.
L: About what?
E: The Trios match last week. I wanted to apologize.
L: Hey man, don’t worry about it.
E: Don’t worry about it? I basically cost us that match by not being there to help. But what I really wanted to apologize for was what happened after the match. I did the worst possible thing I could’ve done as a partner, and that was saying that I was the least to blame for our loss. I acted like a colossal douche and you know it.
L: Well, yeah. That was pretty douche-y. Hey, you helped out a bit, and you got a pinfall.
E: That pinfall doesn’t mean shit to me! You guys needed me and I wasn’t there to help. I failed you guys.
L: Geez man, get over it. Hell, Fire would kick your ass if she saw you acting like such an emo bitch.
E: *batistalaugh* Yeah, you got that right.
L: You gonna be alright?
E: Yeah, I just wanted to clear the air about that. So, we cool?
Larson sticks out his fist, which Evans then fistbumps.
L: Of course. So what is there to do around here?
E: We could go to Budokan Hall and check out the wrestling here.
L: Sounds okay, but I was thinking something more Team FUEL-related.
E: Afterwards, we’re gonna go get drunk with some geisha girls.
L: Sounds like a plan, lets go.
*fade to black*
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