OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Sapporo, Japan
CONCRETE TG vs. SLEAR BV MANSLEAR BV Man is in the ring, gesturing that he would like to murder the audience, disembowel their children, and feed their entrails to the dogs who guard the passageway of Hell. As you might imagine, these are very complicated gestures. Concrete TG comes out to sustained cheers, running directly to the ring and wailing away on SLEAR BV Man. He whips BV Man into the corner, and nearly flies with a shoulder tackle to the head of Random Bloody Violence Man! Bound off the ropes, DDT, 1-2-a surprised BV Man just gets the shoulder up. Concrete sets up for a Shining Wizard, but BV Man ducks and bounds up with a big clothesline! Off the ropes, elbow drop to Gryfon, and that's going to get him a one-count. BV Man then goes for the EXTREMELY VIOLENT CHINLOCK OF EXTREME! Gryfon is trapped! Kind of! The audience is chanting "C-T-G! C-T-G!" because they hope it will end the chin lock segment faster.
Indeed it does! CTG hulks up, elbowing out and coming off the ropes with a clothesline--which BV Man no-sells! He laughs at CTG, declaring he will never take him down, despite the fact that he did like, thirty seconds ago. CTG off the ropes, but BV Man catches him with a big boot. He goes for a stepping-on pin, for a one count and a healthy smattering of boos. BV Man begins choking Concrete out, breaking at the four-count a couple times and returning, until CTG manages to slide off and drop toehold BV Man into the ropes himself! Gryfon off the opposite corner, and he connects with A Move That Would Be Called The 619 If That Shit Wasn't Copyrighted. Gryfon is going up top for a crossbody, posing all the way--but the dazed BV Man manages to catch Gryfon! He flips him over the shoulder and tries to run CTG back-first into the corner, but Concrete slides off the back and pushes BV Man into the turnbuckles! Rollup, only good for a two count. Gryfon goes between the ropes and comes off with a missile dropkick, but BV man evades and Gryfon goes flat on his back!
BV Man drops the elbows again, to general audience booing. Back to the choking, with his boot pressing against CTG's neck. As the ref is checking on the hard-breathing CTG, BV Man rips off the covering on the top turnbuckle. He picks Gryfon up, whip into the corner, reversed as he goes back first into the steel! Gryfon goes for a splash, but he moves out of the way and CTG gets the steel in the chest, falling back! BV Man slowly picks Gryfon up and follows through with a BIG power bomb! 1-2-CTG gets the shoulder up, to the audience's applause. BV Man is going to the top rope, but Concrete TG runs up and FLIES with a dropkick, knocking BV Man to the floor outside! Gryfon bounds off the ropes, suicide dive--BV Man somehow dodges! RBV Man is going under the ring for something!
Referee: I would kind of prefer you didn't--
Random Bloody Violence Man smashes Crete in the back with a chair.
Referee: That seems to be bending the rules a bit--
Concrete TG kicks the chair into RBVM's face and pushes him into the audience.
Referee: See, I know you didn't pick it up, but you still used--
Gryfon and BV Man are brawling in the audience while the fans are slapping their backs-slash-hitting their less-favored ones with beer bottles, American-style.
Referee: DAMMIT! THIS ENDED IN A NO-CONTEST LAST WEEK!
A fire suddenly erupts for no good reason in the middle of the audience and the entire section is evacuated, except for the two wrestlers.
Referee: GUYS THAT'S A HUGE FUCKING FIRE MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP OKAY.Stage hands run in to put out the fire with their extinguishers--but then one hits Gryfon in the head! That's one of BV Man's goons! But no! He got hit back and now a shot to BV Man! That's a Heroes' Guild fan in Full LARP Garb!
Referee: (calling for the bell) Fuck this shit. WINNER in 8:05--NO CONTEST
The brawl continues until security, the Yakuza, some members of the Diet, and a couple soldiers of the Japanese Army with nothing else to do break up the fight.
MATT FOLZ vs. THIM REYNOLDS"Battle Without Honor" (appropriately enough) starts up, and Matt Folz strides confidently to the ring. He nods in acknowledgement to the fans, and gets in the ring. "Lay Your Hands On Me" fires up and Thim Reynolds also makes his way to the ring. The two men size each other up, as the referee gets ready, and then calls for the bell.
Folz and Reynolds circle each other, each man with a wry smile on his face. Neither of these guys is known for holding back, so let's see-- And Folz strikes first with a big, stiff right hand, followed by a stiff right kick. Reynolds is forced back, as Folz grins. Folz goes for a left, but Reynolds grabs it, and turns Folz around into a hammerlock. Reynolds cranks it up, and then Folz makes the two-shoulder slap. Reynolds releases it, and then arm drags Folz over into an arm bar. He's got his knee into Folz's back. Folz tries to turn one way and then the other to get free. Finally, he's able to get Reynolds's knee off him and roll through, flipping Reynolds in the process. Folz goes to attack, but Reynolds is ready, and nails him with a pretty stiff lariat. He pulls Folz up to a seated position, and begins to try to separate his head from his torso by stretching the neck on the side of the arm he'd been working. Folz stomps his feet in frustration, but can't get out of the hold. Reynolds follows up with his Neck Muscle Massage. Folz's arm appears to be hanging limp, and the referee tries to think if that's against the rules or not. While he's thinking, Folz reaches up with his good hand and grabs Reynolds by the hair. The referee is pretty sure that's not allowed and begins the count. Both men break their holds, Reynolds clutching his head, Folz clutching his deltoid. The two men stare at each other for a bit, and then engage in more of the traditional wrestling lock up. Folz gets the upper hand on this one, as he maneuvers Reynolds into an Irish whip off the ropes, and then uses the momentum of his bounce to hit a T-bone Suplex. He floats over of the pin, but uses the bad shoulder to hook the leg, so Reynolds can kick out at just over one. Folz is having none of this, and Garvin stomps Reynolds with some fairly stiff looking stomps. The referee looks concerned and even though that's a totally legal move, he pulls Folz back and gives him a warning about something. Reynolds gets up slowly, and the referee gives him the same warning. Folz goes around the referee, and lands three stiff rights, sending him back again. Reynolds holds his hand to his face, and it looks like one of those connected pretty well, as his lip appears to be split a little.
Folz grins with satisfaction. Reynolds wipes the blood away and charges. Folz whips him face first into the corner, where he misses the padding and hits the post itself with his face. Now a small cut has opened on Reynolds's forehead, and a small trickle of blood begins to roll down the side of his face. Folz pulls him away from the corner and side Russian leg sweeps him to the mat. He grabs Reynolds ankle, and stands, applying the Ankle lock. He cranks down on it like he thinks it’s going to screw right off. Reynolds tries not to, but can't help but cry out in pain. Folz smiles more broadly, and is clearly enjoying himself. Reynolds thinks, and then rolls the direction of the hold, and back kicks Folz off him. Folz goes flying back. Reynolds makes his way to the ropes and pulls himself up, favoring his ankle. Folz bounces himself off the far ropes and clotheslines Reynolds over the rope. But Reynolds grabs Folz’s hair at the last minute and brings him with him. Both men spill out onto the floor, and the referee looks over to make sure they’re still alive. They both slowly get up, but Reynolds is a little ahead of Folz. He grabs Folz’s arm and whips him around and over and into the steel steps. The referee begins the count. Folz is tangle up in the steps, and Reynolds picks them up, and drops it right on Folz’s head. He throws the stairs aside, and grabs Folz. He throws him back into the ring, and a trail of blood for Folz’s face follows him, staining the mat. Reynolds, who’s also got quite the crimson mask going now, follows him in. Folz and Reynolds stagger a bit to the center of the ring, and again exchange big right hooks. Folz hits a big right that nearly spins Reynolds around, sending blood flying. Folz goes back to the ropes and bounces off and levels Reynolds with a flying elbow. He helps Reynolds up and into position, and hits a very delayed Fisherman’s Suplex. Reynolds is out. Folz is woozy from the loss of blood and crawls over for the pin.
WINNER in 21:08 - MATT FOLZ
After the match, the ring crew comes out to mop up the blood, while medical helps each wrestler out of the ring.
ANDERS DENIAL vs. ALEXANDER DARLINGAnders Denial is out first, the crowd boos him loudly but he ignores them and steps between the ropes and looks around, people wilt under his cold stare. Finally Poe’s music plays and he and Selena comes out to the ring to a thunderous ovation. Poe takes a seat at ringside along with Selena, she holds the OOWF World heavyweight title in her lap. Finally Alexander Darling is announced, and he comes out to no music or fanfare, but is welcomes by a chorus of boos. Darling doesn’t even seem to notice, he keeps his head down and makes his way to Poe. Darling stands in front of Poe, never taking his eyes off the floor. Poe barks a command and Darling turns and climbs into the ring and waits in the corner for the bell to ring. The bell rings and Denial charges to the center of the ring and the two lock up. Denial gets an arm wringer, then grabs the back of Darling’s head and slams it into the turnbuckle repeatedly. Darling frees himself with an elbow to Denial’s jaw, then grabs him by the head, lifts him for a choke slam, and DRIVES him down across his knee. Denial writhes in pain, but Darling is not done. Darling climbs to the middle rope and drops a Bret Hart elbow across Denial’s throat, then pulls him to the middle of the ring and drops a knee onto Denial’s throat, and keeps it there while he argues with the referee. Finally the referee starts the count, and Darling breaks it at four, just before getting disqualified. Darling pulls Denial to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Denial reverses it and catches him with a boot to the face, then clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor, sending Darling crashing to the floor right next to Poe. Poe gets to his feet and grabs Darling and shoots him back into the ring before he can regain a moments worth of composure. Denial pulls Darling to his feet and scoops him up for a power slam, but runs him to the corner and slams him into the corner and ties him in the tree of woe. Denial charges into the corner and BURIES a knee into Darling’s midsection. Alex falls out of the corner gasping for breath, but Denial will not relent. He pulls Darling to a sitting position and tilts his head back and HAMMERS him with punches and forearms to the face. Darling falls to the mat, grabbing his face, blood pouring between his fingers. We see Denial has carefully concealed a shiv from the referee. He stows it in his boot and pulls a bloody Darling to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but he lowers his head a moment too soon and Darling catches him and hits a PILEDRIVER! Darling covers, hooking the leg hard, but Denial kicks out at two. Darling grabs Denial and pulls him to his feet and lifts him for a CRUCIFIX BOMB, but Denial hooks his feet on the top rope and knocks Darling off balance. Denial slips off of Darling’s shoulders and lands on the apron, when Darling turns around Denial grabs him and snaps his head off the top rope! Darling flies back into the middle of the ring. On the outside, Denial grabs a chair and starts back into the ring, Darling sees this and slips out of the ring and grabs a chair of his own. Both men come back into the ring and swing at one another, the chairs meet with a mighty clash in the air, and the referee has decided that this one is over.
WINNER – Double Disqualification at 12:14
Denial swings again and Darling avoids it and catches Denial across the back of the head with the chair, sending him to the floor. Poe steps into the ring, and grabs Darling and spins him around. Darling turns and swings the chair, stopping it just inches from Poe’s skull, the crazed look on Darling’s face immediately changes to complete resignation and he looks down at the mat. Poe snarls and reaches his hand out asking for the chair. Darling obediently hands Poe the chair and braces for the inevitable. Poe swings the chair and brings it down on the top of Darling’s head HARD. Darling collapses to the mat, barely conscious. Poe looks up and Denial is back in the ring, Poe nods at him and turns and leaves the ring. Denial begins to chop in the corner, waiting for Darling to get to his feet. Darling is struggling, and is on one knee, when Ecosystem runs to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and grabs a chair and threatens Denial. As they have a stare down, Poe comes back down the ramp and barks an order and Darling obediently leaves the ring and follows him back up the ramp. Ecosystem takes his eyes off Denial for just a moment to see what Poe is doing, and Denial charges across the ring and catches Eco with a boot to the face, then leaves the ring. Eco recovers quickly enough, grabbing his jaw and yelling for Denial and or Poe to come back to the ring.
TEAM TEAM vs. THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. IHOP – Winners Get an OOWF World Tag Team Title Shot"Asshole" hits the PA system, and IHOP comes out to tremendous boos from the audience after their chicanery last week. Skurge mostly ignores it, while SYB takes the chance to gesture profanely to the audience. "Right Here, Right Now" starts up, and The Chickenshit Heels frantically start flipping off the audience, but The Heels are still getting residual cheers left over from last week. AA, frustrated, yells out "I hope IHOP wins this match!" which draws some boos at least.
"This is Halloween" hits the PA System and we finally get a full-blast cheer for the team of Ecosystem and Tytan, with Ecosystem and Tytan running down to the ring on opposite sides high-fiving the audience. Clearly, Ecosystem's issues with Poe have not yet dampened the audience's support of Eco fully.
The referee, vaguely confused about the match format, chooses Skurge and Tytan as the legal men and asks everyone else to remain in a corner. Everyone shares a hearty laugh at the idea that this will remain organized for more than maybe a minute. Skurge and Tytan start off with a test of strength, Skurge flipping it into a Hammerlock. Tytan bashes his own head backwards into Skurge's, flips around and clotheslines him down. Off the ropes, Skurge ducks the clothesline, hops up with a Lou Thesz Press. Skurge lays into Tytan with the fists, but Tytan pops his arm up with a Work Smarter eye rake and shoves Skurge off. Tytan picks Skurge up over his shoulders and is about to go for a gorilla press when Johnny tags Tytan's shoulder hard and jumps off the ropes tackling Skurge's body to the ground! 1-2-Tytan breaks it up.
Referee: Well, here we go. AA runs in and nails Tytan with a dropkick, sending him outside. Ecosystem follows up behind AA and pulls off a swinging neck breaker, but is met when he gets up by a haymaker from SYB, causing him to lose his balance and fall through the ropes. Johnny goes for another pin on Skurge, but Skurge kicks out at two. Johnny whips Skurge into the ropes, Skurge bounds off with a clothesline. SYB and Skurge lift Johnny up for a double vertical suplex. They go for a double cover on Johnny, but Tytan and AA break it up. AA tosses SYB outside the ring, and Tytan lifts Skurge up, POWERBOMB! AA then runs to the opposite corner and reaches out for Johnny to get a tag, and he does! AA and Johnny then both run at Tytan...who catches them both with a double spear. Huh. However, he looks up and is met with a missile dropkick to the head by SYB! SYB is at least as talented as a wrestler as Tyler Reks, folks! Tytan rolls out of the ring, and SYB starts putting the boots to AA. Johnny kips up and nails SYB in the gut with a boot, DDT! Skurge then pops up and gives Johnny a BIG belly-to-belly suplex, sending him out of the ring! Ecosystem then bounds over the top rope, jumping behind Skurge and pulling his neck back, ENDGAME! Eco goes for the cover, but he's not the legal man!
Eco: YOU ARE NOT ENFORCING LEGAL MAN BULLSHIT.
Referee: Of course I am! Without the enforcement of order, there is chaos!Eco muses on this for a moment as AA takes the opportunity to clothesline his ass out of the ring--but Eco hangs on to the ropes! Meanwhile, SYB managed to get over to his corner and tag Skurge out. Skurge begins to steady himself in the corner, but is dragged out of the ring by Tytan who bulldogs him on the steps outside! SYB runs at AA with a spinning kick attempt, but AA ducks, catches SYB from behind, and chucks him with a release German Suplex! AA whips SYB into the ropes, but Ecosystem takes a blind tag on SYB. AA doesn't notice and delivers a hard spine buster to SYB, who rolls out of the ring. Tytan runs in and catches AA with a spear as he rises! He turns around to Eco who has already ascended the ropes and flips Eco onto AA! KAMIKAZE DROP! Eco has the pin! Skurge almost makes it back into the ring, but Tytan manages a low dropkick, sending Skurge back onto Johnny outside! 1-2-3, Team TEaM has it!
WINNERS in 07:12...and the #1 Contenders to the Tag Titles...TYTAN AND ECOSYSTEM, Team TEaM!
Russ: Team TEaM has pulled it out! Ecosystem and Tytan have earned a shot at the tag titles!
Razz: Well, I'll tell you what, these two are going to want to get their hands on kz in the worst way possible, and now they're going to have the chance!Ecosystem: (taking the microphone post-match) Well Moose, LD...it looks like the four of us have a date for next week. And Poe...I'll see you later TONIGHT.(Eco and Tytan walk back up the ramp, Tytan holding his DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Belt over his shoulder as he gestures that he would like another belt around his waist.)
TEAM FUEL vs. RUN DLP – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match – Onslaught RulesShould be a good one! “Walk This Way” fires up over the PA, and Run DLP makes their way to the stage, carrying their now familiar t-shirt cannons. They'd probably give these away if they didn't need them. You know the drill. T-shirts, glow sticks, all make their way into the crowd free of charge. You know the drill. They all make their way into the ring, do some posing, fire off some more t-shirts, and finally toss the cannons to the outside, just as Metallica's “Fuel” fires up. The champions, Team Fuel, slowly make their way down the ramp. The crowd doesn't like it and they express their disapproval, but as you'd imagine, Firewoman, flanked on either side by Evans and Larson, don't particularly care. They do a few douchebag poses with the belts before handing them to Senior Referee Davis Hightower. He holds them high in the air. This match is for the Campeonas de Trios Championships. This match will take place under Onslaught Rules. Each team gets 3 rope breaks and 3 warnings. The title CAN change hands on a DQ. He hands the belts to the outside and calls for the bell. WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Davin is the last remaining member of Run DLP in the ring, and he is BEGGING Firewoman to get in the ring. In true heel fashion, she tags out to “Lionheart” Chris Evans, who immediately sprints toward Davin. Davin sidesteps, and Evans flies all the way in to the STEEL POST! Davin pulls him out of the corner into a roll-up. That gets 2. Davin pulls Evans to his feet and blasts away with right hands. He tries to keep the shots open-fisted, but does work a couple of closed fists in there. That draws a warning from Hightower.
Run DLP has used their first warning. Davin's displeased by this, and lets Hightower know it, before Hightower threatens him with another warning. Evans tries to use this opportunity to get to a tag, but at the last second Davin catches him. Release German Suplex, all the way to the Run DLP corner. Davin tags Phantos, and immediately vacates the ring. No double-team stuff tonight!
Phantos stacks Evans in the corner, and starts to blast away with chops, each one sounding more painful than the last. Evans is reeling. Steamboat Arm drag for Phantos and he works that into an arm bar. He torques on that for a second before switching to a hammerlock. As required by law, Evans slaps his shoulder twice. Then, he twists his whole body down, sending Phantos over and to the mat. Evans hits the ropes...Icarus Strike! Phantos slumps to the mat. Evans dramatically dives to his corner, and connects with Larson, who steps through the ropes. Phantos is slowly getting to his feet, just in time to get whipped into a neutral corner. Dragon's Fire to Phantos, completed with a vicious Dragon's Strike. Larson covers, and Hightower gets to 2 before he sees Phantos' foot on the rope.
Run DLP has used their first rope break. Larson is irritated, and quickly pulls Phantos up, and sets him up for a German Suplex. Larson gets Phantos up, but Phantos beautifully flips out of it. He lands on his feet and dives for the corner, tagging Lucios. Larson turns around just in time to eat a Big Clothesline, which nearly turns him inside out.
Now Lucios has the upper hand, blasting away with chops and open-hand punches. Big Nash-like Back Elbow followed by a couple of Batista-esque shoulder blocks, and Larson is in big trouble. Lucios puts Larson on the top turnbuckle and climbs after him. Hightower is counting. Lucios unleashes a SUPERPLEX just as Hightower signals something to the outside. [/b]Run DLP has used their second warning.[/b] Lucios is LIVID and turns to Hightower demanding an explanation. Apparently Larson should have gotten a rope break by being on the turnbuckle. Lucios is apoplectic until Davin and Phantos from the corner, manage to talk him off the ledge. Lucios turns back around to Larson just in time to eat a PELE KICK! Larson, exhausted, tags in Evans. Larson stays in with Evans and they set up for Total Elimination, however, Hightower cues the ring announcer again.
Team Fuel has used their first warning. Well, they don't seem to care about Larson being illegally in the ring and hit TOTAL ELIMINATION! Before Hightower counts, he points again...
Team Fuel has used their second warning. Now he counts (slowly?) and gets 2 before Lucios dramatically kicks out. Evans is pissed! He gets in Hightower's face and looks to be in danger of a possible DQ before Firewoman blind-tags herself in and starts blasting Lucios with closed fists while Evans distracts the referee. Evans realizes (finally) he's not the legal man, and steps out.
Meanwhile, Fire has Lucios trapped in a Regal Stretch, and Lucios is in monster trouble. Fire cinches it in tighter, and tries to surreptitiously grab the ropes for leverage. Hightower catches her and forces the break.
Team Fuel has used their first rope break. Fire takes her aggression out on Lucios, and just puts the boots to him. Lucios is in a bad, bad way. Standing Firesault from Fire and she makes the cover...1....2...Lucios gets to the ropes.
Run DLP has used their second rope break. Fire gets off for a second before dropping knees to the back of Lucios' head and getting on top. Uh Oh...MOTHERFUCKING FIRESTOMP! This is it! Fire covers...1...2....Davin breaks up the count from outside! He really had no choice, although the inevitable comes.
Run DLP has used their final warning. Fire is relentless, blasting away with cross faces interspersed with smashing Lucios' head into the mat. Finally she rolls Lucios over and signals to the crowd. This might really, really be over, finally. She takes one look back before hitting the 2nd turnbuckle and taking off...BFE...that lands directly on Lucios' upraised knees. Freakin' ow. Fire rolls off in pain, and Lucios slowly crawls to the corner looking for a tag...and Larson jumps in and drags Lucios all the way across the ring!
Team Fuel has used their final warning. Larson rolls out and Lucios makes the long trek across the ring. He finally gets to a knee. Out of nowhere, Firewoman rolls back in and BLASTS Lucios with a vicious Shining Wizard. That HAS to be it. As Hightower turns to get in position, Phantos drops on the apron and puts Lucios foot on the rope!
Run DLP has used their final rope break. Fire is PISSED and lets Hightower know it. Of course, she doesn't see Lucios moving, and doesn't see it coming when Lucios sweeps Fire's legs out from under her, and she lands HARD on the back of her head. Dramatic tag from Lucios to Davin!
Davin's contractually obligated to be a House O' Fire, but Firewoman is rolling around on the mat holding the back of her head. No worries. Davin sprints across the ring and Stun Guns Evans on the top rope. He's got a Super kick ready for Larson and they both hit the floor. Davin turns around and just ducks a Jumping Spin Kick from Fire. Fire continues her momentum and slams Davin with a back fist before lighting up with Chops all the way to the turnbuckle. Fire doesn't waste a second and tries to snap off a Hurricarana, but she's unable to pull Davin down and he hangs on. Doing his best Hogan impression, he starts shaking his head, and the crowd digs this. Davin hooks Fire's arms...STYLES CLASH! Fire might be done! Davin has some trouble getting Fire situated for the cover...1...2..Foot on the rope!
Team Fuel has used their second rope break. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Phantos and Lucios have found their compatriots in Evans and Larson out on the floor, and have begun some extracurricular fisticuffs. Hightower's focus is on the in-ring action as Davin lights Fire up with chops. A very speedy Superplex connects and Davin hops to his feet again and runs the turnbuckle. He takes a deep breath, points to the sky and tries for an 810! And he HITS THE CANVAS! Fire just got out of the way. Davin is HURT. Fire tries for the cover...1...2...NO! Davin kicks out! Fire can't believe it and flops onto the mat. Hightower starts a double count, but at 3, Davin is up first. Davin crawls over to Fire and LOCKS ON A LIONTAMER! This is how it ended a couple weeks ago folks! Fire, is barely, BARELY able to struggle to the rope.
Team Fuel has used their final rope break.
Hightower, for some reason makes Davin walk all the way across the ring as Fire pulls herself up by the ropes. He finally lets him go, and Davin rushes headlong at Fire, who surprises him with a Drop Toe Hold. Davin's throat lands hard against the top rope, but he bounces off and turns around...just in time to eat a Sweet Standing Dropkick which sends Davin to the outside. Except it doesn't. Davin skins the cat in a relatively impressive way. Fire's back is still turned as Davin settles on the apron. He springboards off the top rope and hits a SPRINGBOARD REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER on the unaware Fire. Davin hooks the leg and smashes his forearm into Fire's face. 1...2...It's over.
WINNERS in 14:31 by PINFALL...Run DLP! Run DLP are the NEW Campeonas de Trios Champions!
Post-Match, Davin's not done. He undoes one of the turnbuckle pads exposing the steel. He drags Firewoman up (she's barely conscious) and starts speaking to her in an intense manner. I'm guessing this has to with Samantha. Davin grabs Fire by the back of the head and smashes her forehead into the turnbuckle. That busts her open the hard way. Davin continues by wrapping the tag rope around her neck for a bit, and finally tosses her HARD out of the corner by her hair, ripping some of it out by the roots. He sprinkles the hair on top of Fire...now a bloody mess. Davin calls for a mic and a bottle of water.
DM: Oh yes. This sparkles with me.Davin rips the top of the microphone off, and dumps the water all over Firewoman. He then jams the live mic into Firewoman's shoulder, and she convulses some as the electricity pulses through her. He looks up in time to see Moosehead Jack, of all people coming down the ramp. Davin just stands at the ropes, yelling at Moose. Indecipherable, but something like “You know the fucking score.” Maybe. Moose decides discretion is the better part of valor, and steps to the side as “Walk This Way” fires up. Run DLP hold up their shiny new belts to a big ovation as Evans and Larson (bloodied) limp into the ring to check on Firewoman (along with the million fake EMTs). Moose sticks around outside for a couple minutes before loping back to the back.
OUTBACK JACK vs. MATTE – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchMatte makes his way to the ring first, and rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner waiting for his opponent. The referee announces the NEW OOOWF Onslaught champion Outback Jack and he makes his way to the ring to a thunderous applause from the crowd. Jack gets to the ring and steps between the ropes and holds the title high in the air for everyone to see, and when he does, Matte gets to his feet and charges out of the corner and NAILS Jack with a forearm to the back of the head sending him to the mat. Matte puts the boots to Jack, and as Jack struggles on his hands and knees, Matte lands a stiff kick to the ribs. Matte waits for Jack to get on all fours again and bounds off the ropes and rolls him up in a magistrol cradle for a two count. Matte pulls Jack to his feet and shoves him into the corner and charges in, but Jack side steps and Matte crashes into the turnbuckle sternum first. As Matte staggers backward, Jack blasts him on the back of the head with an enzuguri. Jack pulls Matte out of the corner and sends him to the ropes and buried a knee into his mid section on the rebound, sending Matte to the mat. Jack bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across his chest and covers for a two count. Matte tries to roll out of the ring, but Jack catches him by the ankle and pulls him back to the center of the ring and tries to lock him in the STF! Matte fights it, but eventually Jack applies the move! Matte fights with everything he has and after several torturous minutes he is able to reach the bottom rope and force the break. This time Jack lets Matte roll out to the floor. Matte tries to get his wits about him, but he also taunts Jack from the outside, and when Jack gets a little too close to the ropes, Matte reaches in and grabs his legs and pulls him to the outside. Matte tries a wild punch, but Jack blocks it and slams him in the face with a head butt. Matte staggers around the ring and Jack catches him, lifts him in the air and hits an atomic drop. Matte gets rubber legs and staggers, then Jack charges and levels him with a clothesline to the back of the head sending him to the mat. Jack pulls Matte back to his feet and rolls him under the bottom rope back into the ring. Jack follows him in and covers again, but once again Matte rolls his shoulder at two. Jack gets to his feet and motions to the crowd and the crowd goes nuts. Outback Jack climbs to the top rope and waits, as Matte gets to his feet, Jack leaps and drives him to the mat with a flying bulldog! Jack isn’t done yet, he doesn’t even cover, instead he waits patiently for Matte to get to his feet once again, the whole time Jack is pointing to the “GB” on his taped wrist. As Matte gets to his feet, Jack grabs him, lifts him up and hits THE CHOMP! Matte is DEAD! Jack covers, one, two, three! This one is over!
WINNER in 9:41 – and still OOWF Onslaught Champion – Outback Jack
KZ vs. JAPANESE TEAM TO BE ANNOUNCED – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe masked Japanese team of Burning Kawasaki and Super Speed Honda are announced and make their way to the ring. They get a polite reaction from the crowd, seems more of a pity reaction than anything. They climb between the ropes and wait in the corner talking strategy. The OOWF World Tag Team Champions KZ are announced next and they make their way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. Moose is going to start things against Super Speed Honda. SSH moves to the middle of the ring and bows to Moose, but Moose kicks him in the teeth and sends him to the ropes and KILLS him with a Buisaku Knee! Moose grabs SSH and hammers him with punches to the face, then drags him to the corner and tags in LD Williams. LD tags in and obliterates SSH with stomps and kicks. LD pulls SSH up and sends him to the ropes and kicks him in the gut on the rebound and bounds off the ropes and takes him down with a swinging neck breaker. LD pulls SSH to a sitting position and connects with several kicks to the back of the head, then slams him back to the mat and hits a leaping knee to the chest. LD pulls SSH to his feet and moves to the corner and tags in Moose, LD holds SSH and Moose comes off the second rope with an elbow to the ribs, sending SSH to the mat. Moose drags SSH to his corner and forces him to make the tag to Burning Kawasaki, the crowd boos this show of arrogance. BK comes in and gets a few shots in on Moose, then tries a whip to the ropes, but Moose reverses it and nearly decapitates BK with a clothesline. Moose pulls BK to his feet and slams him in the face with a headbutt, then kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT. Moose covers, but pulls BK up at two, drawing a LOUD chorus of boos from the crowd. Moose smirks and pulls BK to his feet, lifts him for a gut wrench suplex, then drops him across his knee for a gut buster. Moose reaches out and tags in Williams, LD pulls BK to his feet and traps his arms and repeatedly slams him in the face with head butts. LD releases him and BK falls to the mat, a spot of blood staining his mask. The crowd starts a BK, BK, BK, BK chant, and BK fires a few shots in to LD’s midsection, but LD rakes his eyes with his boot laces and puts a stop to that. LD pulls BK to his feet and tries a whip, but LD reverses it, and BK reverses it again, then LD reverses it one more time, and sends BK into the corner, where the referee happens to be standing! The referee gets squashed and falls to the mat. BK staggers out of the corner, LD kicks him in the guy and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! Moose charges into the ring and nails SSH, sending him to the floor. Moose follows him to the outside and lands a stiff kick to the face, then grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. Inside, LD grabs BK and drops him across his knee in a pendulum backbreaker and keeps him there. Moose takes the chair and climbs to the top rope, LD pushes BK’s head back exposing his neck! NO! NOT THIS! From the outside though, Super Speed Honda gets back to his feet and jumps onto the apron and shoves Moose off the top rope! Moose drops the chair and hits the apron, then the floor HARD! SSH slides into the ring and grabs the chair, and just as LD shoves BK off his knee and stands up, BK DRILLS LD with the chair! The crowd roars their approval for this! SSH drags BK on top of LD Williams and wakes up the referee after tossing the chair out of the ring. The referee makes the groggy slow count of doom, one……..two…….THREE! OH MY GOD WHAT AN UPSET!
WINNERS in 13:27 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Super Speed Honda and Burning Kawasaki!
The masked duo grab the titles and leave the ring as the crowd comes unglued. Seriously folks, this is louder than when Windham and Luger won the titles from the Horsemen. Super Speed Honda and Burning Kawasaki get to the top of the ramp and hold the titles high in the air, while Moose and LD seethe in the middle of the ring. They lay the titles down on the stand and reach up for their masks, what are they doing? They pull the masks off……….IT’S THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS! THEY’VE DONE IT AGAIN!!!!! The crowd gets EVEN LOUDER when they realize what has happened! Johnny and AA look a little concerned, seems like they were expecting boos. They shrug and go with it, acknowledging the cheers before beating a hasty retreat when they see kz leaving the ring.
STANK vs. NAYR – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchStank comes out first, bucking the OOWF tradition that the champion comes out second, the way it SHOULD be. Stank doesn’t seem to care, and neither do the fans, as he steps into the ring to a wild applause from the crowd. Stank waves acknowledging them, making them scream even louder. Nayr’s music plays and everyone turns to the entrance ramp waiting for him to come out, but he doesn’t show, instead Nayr makes the full Suicide entrance on the zip line. Just as he gets to the ring, he lets go of the zip line and catches Stank with a drop kick to the chest! The momentum from the zip line adds a little more to the drop kick and sends Stank through the ropes to the floor. Nayr immediately gets to his feet, waits for Stank to get to his, then dives over the top rope and takes Stank down with a suicide dive! Nayr is going to have to use his speed and try to ground the much more powerful Stank if he wants to win this match. Nayr grabs Stank’s leg and puts it on the guardrail and leaps in the air and drops repeated knees across the inside of his knee. Stank snorts in pain and Nayr pulls him up and rolls him into the ring. Nayr climbs back into the ring and waits for Stank to get to his feet, then bounds off the ropes and chop blocks him from behind, sending the big man to the mat. Nayr covers, but Stank powers out with authority after only one. Nayr kicks at the back of Stank’s leg trying to send him back to the mat, but the massive Stank won’t go down. Nayr runs to the corner and leaps to the second rope and leaps back at Stank with a cross body block, but Stank catches him. Before Stank can do anything, Nayr works himself around and reverses it into a spike DDT! Nayr covers, but Stank powers out again, this time at two. Nayr springs to his feet again and waits for Stank to stand up, Nayr hits a spinning heel kick to the face that sends Stank staggering backward into the corner. Nayr charges in and tries a splash, but Stank catches him and swats him to the mat WITH AUTHORITY! The back of Nayr’s head bounces off the canvas and he gets glassy eyed as he struggles to his feet. As he stands up, Stank explodes out of the corner with a big SPEAR that nearly breaks Nayr in half. Stank covers, but Nayr manages to roll his shoulder at two. Stank pulls Nayr up and hauls him into a vertical suplex, leaving him there forever, and even holding him with one arm. Before he can fall back, Nayr wiggles free and spins Stank around and catches him with a spinning heel kick, then runs to the corner and climbs the ropes and tries a flying cross body block, but Stank catches him, hefts him onto his shoulders, and hits the STANK-U! Stank hooks the leg and the referee makes the three count.
WINNER in 10:11 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion - Stank
POE vs. THE DEAD vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Non-Title MatchBOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOMETHING STRANGE?
"This is Halloween" plays and Ecosystem, dressed in black pants and a referee's shirt, walks to the ring to a rousing ovation. He hops onto the apron and drinks in the cheers before dropping to the floor as the Dead is introduced. Dead receives a respectful reception as he heads to the ring. He slaps a few hands on the way, but seems intensely focused on the match ahead. He stops and looks at Ecosystem for a moment, then they exchange a nod and Dead slides into the ring. D.H. Magnusson is out next and storms down the aisle, ignoring Eco and climbing into the ring. Magnusson and Dead stand toe-to-toe and have words, but before they come to blows the lights dim and the champion makes his entrance.
Poe, accompanied by Selena, who is carrying the World Title, pauses at the top of the ramp and soaks up the adoration of the crowd. Eco looks disgusted and shakes his head. Poe stops short of ringside and says something to Selena, who pouts, but turns and walks to the back with the belt. Poe takes a few steps forward, and Ecosystem steps in front of him. Eyes locked on Eco's, Poe slowly removes his coat and towel. Neither man says a word, and neither looks likely to move. Referee Davis Hightower slides out of the ring and steps between them. He sends Eco around the far side of the ring and directs Poe to get in. He calls for the bell and we're under way.
Dead and Magnusson exchange a look, and Dead waves DHM forward, offering him first crack at the champion. DHM takes three steps forward and turns to lunge at Dead, who greets him by Closing the Casket. Dead looks at DHM for a moment, and shrugs. His smirk fades, however, when the champion grabs his skull from behind. A head butt to the back of the head staggers Dead, and a second one drops him into a sitting position on the mat. Poe steps over Dead's shoulders and locks on a stump puller. Dead grimaces in pain, but the hold is quickly broken when DHM kicks The champion in the side of the head.
Magnusson continues his attack, pummeling Poe to the mat and stomping away. He drops to one knee and drives left hands into Poe's head until Hightower threatens him with disqualification. DHM takes a moment to glare at the ref, which is long enough for Dead to roll him up for a one count. DHM springs to his feet and swings at Dead, who ducks. Poe steps in and grabs DHM by the throat, then pulls him into an exploder suplex. Dead grabs the champion as he rolls to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Dead hits a drop toehold and rolls through, tying up Poe's legs and trying for an STF. Poe struggles, and Dead can't cinch it in, so he settles for clubbing forearms to the back of his head and neck.
Magnusson regains his feet and bulldogs Dead, driving his head into Poe's back and further stretching the champion's legs in the process. DHM pulls Dead off and pitches him over the ropes, then turns his focus to Poe. He drags Poe to his feet and rocks him with the Thundercrack, then slings him into the corner. DHM gets up a head of steam and slams into Poe with a clothesline in the corner, then snaps him over with a power slam. DHM hops onto the second rope and drives a fist into Poe's face. He hooks the leg and gets a two count before Dead drags him out of the ring.
Dead tries to slide into the ring himself, but DHM hooks his leg and drags him back. They exchange punches, and Dead holds his own until DHM catches a punch and whips him into the ring post. Dead bounces back, and DHM scoops him onto his shoulder. DHM tries to ram him into the ring post, but Dead slides down his back and shoves DHM into the steel. Ecosystem is over to check on both men and helps them to their feet. Hightower yells at Eco from the ring, telling him to stay out of the action. Eco starts to say something in response, but Poe sprints across the ring and dives through the ropes slamming into Eco and both of his opponents, and driving them all into the ringside barrier.
Poe is the first man up. He grabs Dead and shoves him into the ring. Before he can follow, Eco spins him around He warns Poe about respecting officials, pointing liberally to the stripes on his shirt. Poe shoves Eco out of his way and kicks DHM in the head as he tries to get up. Poe lifts DHM onto his shoulders and, with his eyes locked on Eco's, hits the Pendulum on the floor! Poe gets up and smirks at Eco, then slides back into the ring – where Dead is waiting with a basement dropkick that catches him in the face. Dead stomps on Poe, then pulls him up and backs him against the ropes. He hits a series of chops, then goes for an Irish whip. Poe reverses, and Dead springs off the middle rope and plants him with an inverted DDT. He hooks the leg, but Poe kicks out at two.
Dead sits Poe up and clubs him across the back of the neck with a forearm. He backs up a couple steps and hits a rolling neck snap. Dead rolls through back to his feet and hits the ropes, coming back with a dropkick to Poe's face. Dead goes to the corner and signals for the CTC. Poe gets to his feet and Dead tries to Close the Casket, but Poe catches his foot. Dead responds by dropping him with an enzugiri. He goes to cover, but sees DHM trying to get into the ring. He holds onto the top rope and slides through the ropes, driving both feet into Magnusson's face. Dead turns back and covers Poe, but the champion easily kicks out.
Dead waits for Poe to get up and buries a knee in his stomach. He tries for a DDT, but Poe reverses into a Northern Lights Suplex. He sends Dead to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. He pulls Dead up, doubles him over with a kick, and tries for the Crucifixion. Dead fights it, so Poe clubs him with forearms and takes him over with a gut wrench suplex. He picks Dead up and tries for the Crucifixion again, but Magnusson hits him from behind with a double axe handle. DHM spins Poe around and runs him into the corner, driving his shoulder between the turnbuckles and into the post. He drops Dead with a head butt, then turns as Poe gets up and nails him with the Jersey Hammer. Poe falls back against the ropes, and DHM gets up a head of steam and clotheslines him over the ropes to the floor. Poe lands at Ecosystem's feet and Eco stares down at him with a smile. DHM turns back to Dead and hits the Dream Street, but instead of hanging onto the Dragon Sleeper he cranks Dead's neck, lets go, and drives a knee drop into the back of his head. He rolls Dead over and hooks both legs. Poe is on his feet and standing toe-to-toe with Ecosystem. Hightower slides into position and counts One...Two...Poe dives into the ring, but is a split second too slow...Three.
WINNER in 19:56, D. H. Magnusson.
After the Match: Poe is livid and screams at Hightower. Eco climbs onto the apron and Poe lunges at him, allowing Hightower to bail. Eco drops off the apron and backs up the aisle, mouthing the words “smarter, not harder.”
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