Post by mooseheadjack on Oct 3, 2009 16:26:05 GMT -5
Russ: THAT folks, was a masterpiece!
Razz: Man I gotta agree with you Russ, what a fantastic match between two great athletes! Hell, Nash, you were even getting into it
Nash: You know, I still don’t get the point of the whole Onslaught rules thing, but I will give credit where credit is due, that was one hell of a match.
Russ: I think that is a great example of what the OOWF is all about, pure competition.
Razz: Well…..I am not so sure that is all the OOWF is about, I have a feeling in this next match we aren’t going to see quite so much competition.
Russ: Anytime you have kz involved, there is always a good chance for mayhem and chaos. The Chickenshit Heroes have turned over a new leave and now are a beacon of all that is good and pure in wrestling, but they can only do so much!
Nash: Wait, the Chickenshit Heroes?
Razz: They beat kz, who is pure evil, evidently that makes them heroes
Nash: This fed makes NO sense some times
Russ: They ARE in there with Phantos and Lucios, two more shining beacons of goodness, that might be enough to keep kz in check and thwart their evil ways
Razz: Thwart their evil ways?
Nash: Have you been hanging out with The Heroes Guild?
Russ: Maybe I have, they are a couple of happening guys
Razz: No. No they are not Russ.
Nash: How bout we go to the ring?
THE CHICKENSHIT HEROES vs. KZ vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Triple Threat Two Out of Three Falls Match
The rules of this match are very simple, the first team to score two falls wins. It can be two falls against one team, or one fall against either team. Phantos and Lucios are announced first and make their way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. The measuring sticks climb into the ring and wait in the corner as kz is announced, and the crowd boos them lustily. Moose and LD make it to the ring and wait. The OOWF World Tag Team Champions The Chickenshit Heroes are announced next and they get a surprisingly loud reaction from the crowd. They look a little surprised by this as they make their way to the ring. Only two people will be allowed in the ring at one time, and the champions defer, so Phantos and LD Williams will start things off. The referee calls for the bell, and we are under way!
Phantos and Williams circle and lock up, LD pushes Phantos back into a neutral corner and the referee asks for a clean break, but he doesn’t get one. LD lands several stiff chops to the chest, then whips Phantos to the ropes and catches him with an elbow to the jaw. Phantos drops like he has been shot and LD Grabs his leg and tags in Moose. Moose charges in and drops an elbow across Phantos’ throat then pulls him up and lifts him for an inverted atomic drop, then bounds off the ropes and lands a Buisaku knee to Phantos face. Moose covers, but Lucios runs into the ring and breaks up the pin at two. Moose pulls Phantos up again and tags in LD Williams. Moose holds Phantos and LD comes off the second rope with an elbow to the ribs. LD connects with a kick to the ribs for good measure then covers but Phantos kicks out at two.
LD whips Phantos to the ropes and lowers his head a moment too soon, Phantos flips over LD’s back and dives, making the tag to Johnny Adrenaline. The crowd roars as Johnny comes in and levels LD with a clothesline, then Moose comes in and Johnny scoops him up and slams him on the mat, then tags in Attitude Adjuster. Johnny climbs to the top rope, and AA throws him from the top, ROCKET LAUNCHER in to a cross body block on LD and Moose! AA pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes but he lowers his head a moment too soon and LD catches him with a kick to the chops. LD steps back to make a run at AA, but Lucios reaches out and tags himself in, much to LD’s dismay.
Lucios steps between the ropes and he and AA slowly circle one another and lock up, Lucios pushes AA to the corner and the referee asks for a clean break and gets it. AA moves back to the middle of the ring and calls for a test of strength. As soon as they lock up, AA tries to land a couple of kicks to the side of Lucios’ legs, but Lucios shocks AA by monkey flipping him across the ring. As AA gets to his feet, Lucios charges and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. The second AA’s feet hit the floor, Moose is on him, he grabs AA and slams his head into the Alsatian announce table. Johnny Adrenaline runs over and keeps the attack from escalating, and AA rolls back into the ring, but turns his attention away from Lucios. Lucios grabs AA from behind and hits a BORDER TOSS! Lucios covers, hooking the leg and gets the one, two, three! Winners in 7:15 – Phantos and Lucios – P&L lead 1-0-0
AA is stunned and he crawls across the ring and tags in Moose as Lucios celebrates on the second rope. Moose pulls Lucios off the second rope and takes him to the mat with a spinning elbow to the throat. Moose grabs Lucios legs and LD distracts the referee long enough for Moose to drop a knee on the jewels. Lucios writhes in pain and Moose covers, but Phantos breaks it up at two. Moose pulls Lucios up and lifts him for a suplex, but Lucios reverses it and takes Moose to the mat instead, then rolls over and tags in Phantos. Phantos comes in and tries a kick to Moose’s mid-section, but Moose catches it and pulls Phantos forward right into a short arm clothesline. Moose covers, but Johnny Adrenaline comes in and breaks up the pin at two. Moose tags in LD Williams and LD runs into the ring and takes Phantos down with a running knee lift. As LD tries to pull Phantos up, he rocks him with a European uppercut. Phantos grabs LD and hits a hangman neck breaker, then waits for him to get to his feet and bounds off the ropes, but Moose NAILS him from behind with a kick and Phantos staggers forward, right into a CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD covers and gets the one, two, three Winners in 20:15 – kz – series tied between P&L and kz 1-1-0
Attitude Adjuster manages to reach out and tags Phantos, bringing himself into the match. AA charges, but gets met with a big back body drop over the top rope to the floor from LD. AA hits hard on the outside, and is slow to get to his feet. When he does, Moose charges from behind and catches him with a high knee to the back that sends AA face first into the ring post. When AA gets back to his feet, he is a bloody mess. Moose rolls him back into the ring and LD Williams pounces on him and traps him in the cross face! AA fights it, and Johnny, Phantos and Lucios all come into the ring to break it up, but Moose comes in and nails Johnny and he falls backward, inadvertently taking out Phantos and Lucios in the process. Trapped in a submission move and bleeding badly, AA has no choice but to tap out! Winners in 25:21 – kz – kz wins the series 2-1-0
WINNERS in 25:21 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – kz
After the match, kz take the titles and celebrate while Phantos and Lucios help Attitude Adjuster to his feet and the four begin discussing what happened. The conversation gets a little heated and the fans begin to get restless. Finally, just when it appears that the four are going to come to blows, Johnny and AA beg off and appear to apologize. They extend their hands in friendship, but before Phantos and Lucios can shake them, kz charge over and KILL them with belt shots to the head! With Phantos and Lucios down, Moose and LD turn to Johnny and AA and they……..SHAKE HANDS? WHAT THE HELL?
The crowd boos loudly as The Chickenshit Heels pounce on Lucios and hammer him with punches and kicks to the head. Kz grab Phantos and pull him to his feet, and send him to the ropes and LD stops him with a kick to the gut and Moose PLANTS him with a DDT. Johnny and AA throw Lucios out of the ring and continue their assault, while on the other side of the ring, Moose leaves the ring and rummages around the ring and pulls a chain from under the ring. LD wraps it around his fist and BLASTS Phantos in the head. Phantos hits the mat, blood spreading across his mask. Moose reaches into the ring and pulls Phantos out of the ring and stands him up against the ring post. From inside the ring, LD wraps the chain around Phantos throat keeping him where he is. Moose grabs a steel chair and……dear god NO! HE swings the chair and SANDWICHES Phantos’ head! Phantos goes limp and falls to the floor like a sack of potatoes. The crowd goes quiet after that, but they quickly start booing again when Adrenaline hits an ADRENALINE RUSH on Lucios on the cement floor! Paramedics and Davin Moreland run to the ring to check on them. Kz and The Chickenshit Heels make their way back to the ring. Davin glares at them and starts toward the ring, but then goes back with his fallen brothers. The paramedics load Phantos and Lucios on gurneys and take them back to a waiting ambulance. We cut to the back where they are loading Phantos into a waiting ambulance and we see Firewoman standing there shocked.
DM: <angrily> What do you want?
FW: This is……..how is he…….I….
DM: They are both bad. I hope you are happy.
<Firewoman snarls and turns and yells something about this going far enough. Davin looks confused for a moment then gets into the ambulance with Phantos and they leave for the hospital>
Back in the ring, kz and The Chickenshit Heels remain in the ring, while the crowd rains boos down on them. AA has a mic.
AA: You know, it never fails. They never see it coming! I mean it is US! Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster! We had this planned ALL ALONG! You think I couldn’t have escaped that crossface? You really think Johnny “accidentally” fell into Phantos and Lucios?
JA: This was the plan all along. We promised kz the titles in return for helping us take out Phantos and Lucios, it was a small price to pay to be rid of those two idiots.
<The crowd boos loudly as LD takes the mic from Johnny>
LD: You know, it’s really funny, and kind of ironic that AA said they NEVER see it coming.
AA: What? Why?
With that, kz takes their titles and SLAMS them upside Johnny and AA’s heads! Moose pounces on AA and HAMMERS him with shots to the face, while LD pulls Johnny to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor. LD grabs a chair and brings it down on Johnny’s skull repeatedly. Inside the ring, Moose pulls AA to his feet and drags him to the apron and hits a RANHEI off the apron onto the floor. Across the ring, LD has Johnny on his feet and Johnny is trying to fight back, but Moose charges around the ring with the chain wrapped around his fist and BLASTS Johnny on the back of the head. Adrenaline goes down in a heap. Moose pulls Adrenaline up and sets him up for a pile driver, and LD climbs onto the apron and they hit a SPIKE PILEDRIVER on the cement floor! Adrenaline’s neck bends awkwardly and he doesn’t move. Once again medics charge to the ring and check on him, quickly immobilizing him and bracing his neck. As they are helping The Chickenshit Heels to yet another waiting ambulance, Firewoman comes out to the top of the stage.
FW: ENOUGH! You know………I have done a lot of things in my career that I am not proud of, but there was always a line I would not cross. Attacks are part of wrestling……..I get that, but what you two did tonight? You went too damn far. You tried to end CAREERS! No……no, this is going too far, and tonight, it STOPS! Tonight, I want you two in the ring. I want a match against kz.
<inside the ring kz looks amused, Moose grabs a mic>
MHJ: Well ain’t that sweet. Firewoman has become the conscience of the OOWF. You want kz? You got it. We will be happy to give you a nice comfy bed next to Phantos in the hospital <Fire burns with rage at this> but just let me ask you one thing, who are you going to team with? Who is going to team with Firewoman to make sure kz gets what they deserve?
Just then, Stank walks out and stands next to Firewoman and the crowd explodes. Kz stand in the ring and something that looks a little bit like concern spreads across their faces. Stank speaks.
S: I told Davin something bigger was coming. Now he sees what I am talking about. Fire is right, you two have gone too far. Poe has gone too far. Tonight, it stops. Fire asked me to team with her to face you two, and I am only too happy to do it. Moose, tonight, I finally get my hands on you, and when we are done, you won’t be going to the hospital, oh no, we have a spot reserved for you two in the morgue.
<Fire and Stank head to the back leaving kz in the ring>
Russ: My GAWD I cannot believe what I just saw there! Kz have GOT to be stopped!
Razz: Whodathunk we would see Firewoman and Stank TEAMING against kz? I never thought I would see that!
Nash: That…..was….AWESOME!!!
Russ: WHAT? How can you condone that?
Nash: Seriously? That was brilliant on kz’s part! That’s why I like them, they are good businessmen. They got titles, got The Heels to help take out Phantos and Lucios, then took out The Heels, frickin BRILLIANT!
Russ: I cannot believe you would condone such behavior! Moose and LD are little more than animals! And now, they have to contend with Firewoman and Stank!
Razz: Fire and Stank is a team to be reckoned with for sure, but kz is running on all cylinders right now, someone is going to have to step up big time to take them down.
Russ: Folks, as with Anders Denial, as soon as we get word on Phantos, Lucios, Johnny and AA we will pass it along. I hope the Dayton Medical Center is well staffed tonight
Nash: They knew we were in town, so they brought in extra help from what I heard.
Razz: That seems to happen a lot wherever we go
Russ: Folks I am still rattled from what just transpired, but we DO have a show to do here, and next up, Stank is defending his Intercontinental title against the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal champion Tytan. This is a matchup of, to borrow a phrase from Gorilla Monsoon, a case of the irresistible force meeting the immovable object
Nash: You have two hosses in the ring there for sure. Tytan has come a long way since he started aligning himself with Ecosystem, but Stank is a legend in the OOWF, Tytan has his work cut out for him
Razz: Tytan may be the one man in the OOWF that can match Stank’s raw power, but I am not sure that is enough. Stank is battle tested from his years here in the OOWF, and I think that experience will be enough for him to get the win tonight
Russ: It looks like we are ready, let’s head to the ring
STANK vs. TYTAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
The DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal champion Tytan is announced and makes his way to the ring to a bit of a mixed reaction from the crowd. Tytan ignores it and steps between the ropes and hands his title to the announcer. Next up, the OOWF Intercontinental champion is announced and Stank comes out to a rousing ovation from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring and looks completely focused on Tytan, despite what he has going on later tonight. Stank steps between the ropes and hands off his title to the referee, who holds it high above his head, then turns and calls for the bell, and we are ready to go!
The two men move to the middle of the ring and begin to jaw with one another. Words quickly turn into shoves, and then shoves turns into fists flying. The two men stand and hammer each other hockey style for a moment before Tytan catches Stank with a knee to the mid-section, then sends him to the ropes and takes him to the mat with a shoulder block. As Stank gets to one knee, Tytan bounds off the ropes and catches him with a boot to the jaw that sends the champ to the mat. Tytan hits the ropes again and drops an elbow across Stank’s chest and covers for a two count.
Tytan pulls Stank up and hooks him for a suplex, no way he will be able to get him though…….OR WILL HE! Tytan shows his impressive strength by hauling Stank up, and keeping him there for a minute, then falling back to the mat, Tytan floats over and covers again, but once again Stank kicks out at two. Tytan pulls Stank to a sitting position and tries to twist his head off, trying for a submission, but Stank refuses to give up. Slowly, Stank fights to his feet and shoves Tytan to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam, hooks the leg and gets a two count.
Stank pulls Tytan to his feet and backs him into the corner and peppers him with rights and lefts, then finishes with a big head but that sends Tytan to the mat. Stank takes a few steps backward and gets a running start and slams his back end into Tytan’s face, snapping Tytan’s head back. Stank pulls Tytan to the middle of the ring and covers, but Tytan rolls his shoulder at two. Stank is feeling the momentum now and calls for the STANK-U! He pulls Tytan up and lifts Tytan onto his shoulders, but Tytan slips off his shoulders and lands on his feet, then takes Stank down with an Olympic slam! Tytan covers a stunned Stank, but Stank rolls his shoulder just before the three count. Tytan shows a little frustration, but remains focused enough to wait for Stank to struggle to his feet, then bound off the ropes and connect with a clothesline that puts the champ down hard again. Once again Tytan covers, but once again Stank kicks out at two.
Tytan pulls Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a bear hug! I can’t recall too many times Stank has been on the receiving end of one of these. Stank grimaces in pain as Tytan squeezes for all he’s worth, trying to squeeze the life and title out of Stank. Stank starts to fade a bit and the referee checks his arm. The crowd goes wild trying to cheer him on as his arm falls once, then twice, and is on its way down a third time when Stank stops it and tries to start fighting out of it. He works until he can get his arms down between Tytan’s arms and his body and finally breaks the hold, but Tytan kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT! Tytan rolls Stank over and coves again, but Stank gets his foot on the bottom rope just before the three count. Stank rolls out of the ring to regroup a bit and Tytan follows him to the outside.
On the outside, Tytan grabs Stank and slams his head into the Transylvanian Announce table, and tries it a second time, but Stank blocks it and connects with an elbow to Tytan’s midsection. Then grabs him and DRIVES him through the Transylvanian Announce table with a spine buster! Stank rolls back into the ring and breaks the count, then heads back to the outside and pulls Tytan up from the wreckage and rolls him under the ropes into the ring and follows him back in. Once inside the ring Stank covers, hooking the leg hard, but Tytan shows his resilience and kicks out at two.
Stank grabs Tytan’s legs and rolls him over into a Boston crab, sitting down on the small of Tytan’s back and really trying for the submission. Tytan howls in pain but does not give up. Stank was careful to keep Tytan away from the ropes, so that is not an escape. Just when it looks like Tytan will have no choice but to quit, the big man grits his teeth and begins to power out of the move! Stank fights it, trying to sit back on Tytan even further, but Tytan manages to push Stank off of him to the mat! Tytan gets to one knee, but Stank is up first and he sends Stank to the mat with a double sledge to the small of the back. Stank drops a knee into the small of Tytan’s back and pulls him back in a camel clutch, but Tytan still won’t quit. Finally Stank breaks the hold and pulls Tytan to his feet, and tries a whip to the ropes, but Tytan reverses it and catches Stank with a big SPEAR! Nearly cutting the champion in half! Tytan calls for the Steiner Screwdriver and hooks Stank and starts to lift him, but Tytan’s back took too much abuse and he falters under Stank’s weight. Stank spins Tytan around and lifts him and hits the STANK-U! Stank covers, hooking both legs, and gets the three count just before Tytan can kick out.
WINNER in 14:44 – Stank
Russ: Stank retains the championship, but you could almost tell he was not 100% focused on that match
Razz: Yeah I don’t want to take anything away from Tytan there, but Stank seemed a little more distracted than usual with this match. Still, a hell of an effort from Tytan, Stank is damn lucky to walk out of there with the title around his waist
Nash: Gentlemen, there is no such thing as luck in wrestling. The fact is, on most nights Tytan is just not good enough to beat Stank
Russ: That is a little harsh Nash
Nash: But it is true. Tytan is a great wrestler, but at this point in his career, he is not as good as Stank. One day maybe, but not right now
Razz: Fair enough
Russ: Ok it’s time for the big one, the OOWF World Heavyweight Title match, Ecosystem is defending his newly won title against the former champion Poe. This feud has escalated quickly, to the point where it has become personal.
Razz: Eco seems to have been able to get under Poe’s skin more than any wrestler in the OOWF has, and I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. On one hand, he was able to take Poe out of his game plan a bit, but on the other, he has really managed to piss Poe off.
Nash: I am going to be honest here, there is no way in hell Eco keeps the title tonight. The only way he keeps it is if Poe loses his focus and gets disqualified. If Poe keeps his cool, and keeps his focus, Eco’s reign will be a short one
Russ: I wonder if that would be a strategy of Eco, try to rattle Poe enough so that he gets disqualified?
Razz: I know if I was in there with him, I sure as hell would use that as a game plan. It’s not that Ecosystem is not a great wrestler, he is, but beating Poe when he is not pissed at you is hard enough, beating him when he wants to spill your blood? Man, that is something I would not want to have to deal with.
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is Main Event time, let’s go to the ring!
ECOSYSTEM vs. POE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
We get the full Michael Buffer style announcements as both men make their way to the ring. Selena accompanies Poe, who has the bloody black towel draped over his face the entire time. Eco is out to the roar of the crowd wearing the OOWF World Heavyweight Title. They go through the formal introductions and meet in the center of the ring, and the referee holds the world title high in the air, but Poe never takes his eyes off of Eco, and Eco never looks away from Poe. Selena leaves the ring and takes her seat at ringside and the two men move to neutral corners and the referee checks each man for weapons, and we are underway!
The two move to the middle of the ring and lock up, Poe tries to shove Eco to a corner but Eco breaks free from Poe and moves back to the middle of the ring. They lock up again and Eco slips behind Poe and tries to take him to the mat, but Poe throws several elbows, Eco manages to duck the elbow and take Poe to the mat with a drop toe hold. As Poe gets to one knee, Eco bounds off the ropes and connects with a shining wizard that sends Poe to the mat. Eco can’t even cover though because Poe is quickly back to one knee, grabbing his ear and coming away with a little blood on his hand. Eco motions for Poe to bring it and the big man smirks and gets to his feet.
The two meet in the center of the ring and lock up again, this time Poe gets a knee in and clubs Eco on the back of the neck, sending him to the mat. Poe kicks Eco in the mouth, then pulls him to his feet and grabs his face so he is looking at him and snarls something to him, then whips him hard into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Eco staggers forward and Poe kicks him, then hooks him for a suplex and drops him on the top rope, bounds off the opposite ropes and connects with a boot to the face that sends Eco off the ropes and into the guard rail ribs first. Poe leaves the ring and pulls Eco to his feet and scoops him up and drops him ribs first on the guard rail. Eco falls to the floor grabbing his side in pain. Poe snarls and shoots him back into the ring and follows.
Poe stalks him, waiting for Eco to get on his hands and knees, then landing a stiff kick to the ribs that sends him right back to the mat. Poe finally lets Eco get up and grabs him for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, then drives him down on his knee, keeping him there across his knee trying to get a submission from Eco. Eco howls in pain but does not give up and eventually Poe shoves him off his knee to the mat. Poe covers and gets a one count before the referee realizes it is a choke and starts the five count on Poe. Eco gasps for breath as Poe pulls him to his feet and hangs him on the top rope for another four count, then sling shots him back into the ring. The referee admonishes Poe, but Poe just laughs at him and slowly pulls Eco to his feet and sends him into the corner hard again. Poe charges in, but Eco catches him with an elbow to the face. Poe staggers and grabs his head and drops to one knee, and we can see blood running from between his fingers. When he moves his hands we see that Eco’s elbow tore a gash just above Poe’s eye and blood is POURING from it.
Eco hops to the second rope and waits for Poe to stand up, then steps to the top rope and hits a missile drop kick that sends Poe to the mat. Eco covers, but Poe rolls his shoulder at two. The champion pulls Poe to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, but Poe blocks it, so Eco reverses it into an inside cradle for another one count. Eco gets to his feet and springs off the middle rope and hits a spinning leg drop, covers again and once again gets a two count. Poe rolls under the bottom rope once again and tries to regroup, but Eco gets a running start and dives between the ropes, but Poe sees him at the last moment and side steps, and Eco SLAMS to the floor. Poe pulls him to his feet and whips him face first into the ring post, and now Eco is pouring blood as well.
Poe pulls Eco to his knees and tilts his head back and hammers him with elbows to the face, making the gash even worse. He rolls Eco into the ring, and sets him up and hits a POWERBOMB! Poe covers, and gets the one, two, NO! Eco rolls his shoulder at the last minute. Poe looks shocked, then pulls Eco to his feet and grabs him by the throat and hits a BRUTAL choke slam. Poe covers again, but once again Eco kicks out at two. Poe pulls Eco up one more time, and at this point it appears Eco can barely stand. Poe whips him to the ropes and lowers his head a moment too soon, and Eco connects with a kick to the mouth that stands Poe up, then he bounds off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt from the champ, puts on the breaks and hits a SUPERKICK to the mouth as Poe turns around! Eco covers and gets a two count, but Poe manages to roll his shoulder just in time.
Eco pulls Poe to his feet and motions to the crowd, but when the referee looks away, Poe hits a low blow, doubling Eco over. Poe lifts Eco for a crucifix bomb, but Eco wiggles free and lands on his feet and grabs Poe from behind and hits the ENDGAME! COVER HIM ECO! Eco covers and hooks the leg, but Poe somehow rolls his shoulder at two! Eco leaves the ring and waits on the apron, yelling for Poe to get to his feet. As he does, Eco spring boards to the top rope and leaps at Poe, but Poe snarls and hits the HIEROGLYPH! Eco’s head snaps back and he does a complete 180 in mid air, and there is an audible gasp from the crowd. Poe falls on Eco and covers, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 18:29 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Poe
Russ: That evil sumbitch!
Razz: Wow, I think he just kicked Eco’s head into the tenth row
Russ: Poe and kz have both regained their titles tonight, they have a grip on the OOWF that, quite honestly, is a little concerning.
Nash: Well, Poe is not unbeatable, Ecosystem proved that. However, that said, I think it is going to take one hell of an effort to get that title off of him again. He is going to fight every opponent tooth and nail for that title.
Russ: Speaking of tooth and nail, next up we have our special challenge match, kz will face Stank and Firewoman in a non-title match. Fire seems determined to stand by Stank and Davin and end kz and Poe before they can destroy the OOWF
Nash: It’s a noble idea, but Fire was just in one hell of a match tonight, and Stank was taken to the limit by Tytan, I am sure their intentions are good, but getting slaughtered by kz is not going to do them, or anyone else any good at all.
Razz: You know, like we said about kz earlier, win or lose, they are sending a message here tonight. They are showing a unified front against Poe and kz. If they step up, others will follow.
Nash: Any other night, sure, maybe. But tonight? I think they are asking for trouble.
Russ: We are ready for our final match, let’s head to the ring.
KZ vs. FIREWOMAN & STANK
Kz is out first and wait in the ring for their opponents, Stank and Fire are announced and they storm the ring and the fight is immediately on. Firewoman goes after Moose with a fury we haven’t seen from her in a LONG time. She backs him into the corner and pounds him to the mat with punches and kicks. Stank has LD trapped in the other corner and is picking his shots, taking LD off of his feet with body shots, then driving him to the mat with a clubbing blow to the back of the neck. LD powders out of the ring and runs around the ring to the opposite corner. The referee tells Stank to get out of the ring so we can have a match. He does, and we are official.
Fire pulls Moose to his feet and hooks him and hits a snap suplex, then gets to her feet and drops a knee across Moose’s face, then grabs his head and jack hammers him with straight rights, opening a gash on his face. Moose shoves Fire off and gets to his feet, Fire grabs him and sends him to the ropes and tries a power slam, but Moose just tackles Fire to the mat instead, and now it is his turn to hit some jack hammer rights to the face. Moose pulls Fire up and throws her face first into the turnbuckle and when she staggers backward, hits a belly to back choke slam. Moose tags in Williams and he comes in and stomps Fire on the side of the head, then pulls her up and hits a belly to back suplex, folding Fire in half like an accordion.
Williams pulls Fire up again and sends her to the corner and charges in, but Fire gets a boot up and catches LD on the jaw, staggering him. Fire charges out of the corner and takes LD to the mat with a bulldog, then grabs him for a FIRESTOMP but Moose runs into the ring and grabs her from behind, spins her around and hits a HEARTPUNCH! Fire staggers backward and falls into a tag to Stank. Stank comes in and takes Moose to the mat with a clothesline, then catches a charging LD Williams and scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Moose stands up and Stank clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor, then LD stands up and he gets the same.
With kz trying to recover on the outside, Stank plays to the crowd and they roar their approval. He points to Fire for the tag and they cheer louder. Fire plays it up and asks for the tag, and when Stank moves in to make the tag, Fire grabs him by the head and guillotines him on the top rope! Stank’s head snaps back and he falls into the middle of the ring! Kz immediately slide into the ring and begin putting the boots to Stank! Fire joins them, what the hell is going on?
<We cut to the back where Davin Moreland has just returned to the arena. As he is walking someone runs up to him and tells him that Firewoman and kz are attacking Stank! Davin shakes his head>
DM: Dammit I KNEW it, why the HELL would he trust her!
<Davin grabs a couple trusty pieces of rebar and heads toward the ring>
Inside the ring, kz are holding Stank up and Fire is peppering him with rights and lefts. Stank tries to fight back, but kz drop him to the mat and choke him out. Suddenly the crowd erupts as Davin Moreland makes his way to the ring. He slides under the ropes and BURIES a piece of rebar into Fire’s gut as she turns around. Moose and LD attack, but Davin catches Moose upside the head with a shot, sending him to the mat. LD tries his luck, but Davin catches him with a knee doubling him over, then Moreland brings the rebar down on the back of LD’s head. Kz and Fire powder out as Stank gets to his feet. Davin tosses him a piece of the rebar and they keep kz and Fire at bay. The two of them back into one another and turn around quickly. Davin looks at Stank, and Stank offers his hand as thanks for the save. Davin takes his hand and Stank PULLS HIM INTO A STANK-U! WHAT THE HELL???
Davin gets to his feet quickly and Stank TEES OFF on Davin’s head with the piece of rebar! Kz and Fire come back into the ring and they pounce on Davin. Moose pulls him up and hits a heart punch that sends him staggering into a kick and CANADIAN DESTROYER from LD Williams. Fire grabs Davin’s arms and DRIVES him to the mat with a FIRESTOMP! Davin may be DEAD! Stank pulls him to his feet again and PLANTS him with a TRIPLE POWERBOMB! Just then, Poe’s music plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and looks at Fire, kz and Stank, then smirks. He pulls Davin to his feet and hits the CRUCIFIX BOMB! Davin is OUT! Stank calls for a mic, what the hell is going on here?
*Stank grabs the mic and looks out at the stunned crowd. Some actually begin to boo to which Stank responds with a smirk*
Stank - You know some people say that evil is an abstract. That it's a human invention.
Stank glances over at Poe.
Stank - After years of being here in the OOWF I've learned this to be true. Take Moreland for instance. True to his irresponsible nature, the man wouldn't own up to being the engineer of his own evil ways. He blamed his dark deeds on me and mine. But his selfishness is limitless, and it's not enough for him to shadow his own existence. He turned the OOWF into a suffering Pitt - fire, wailing, darkness - the kind of place anyone would do anything to get out of. And why?
Because he lacked the ability to forgive himself. It is beyond his ability to simply make recompense for and regret the sins he committed. No, -HE chose rather to create a psychodrama and dwell in a foundless belief that God could never forgive his 'grievous offenses'. So Davin brought his guilt and inner-decay with him to the OOWF - where the horrid imaginations of so many gluttons-for-punishment give birth to the sickness that had infected this Fed since he and others like him arrived here, begging to be 'punished.
And in doing so, last year at this time, he turned on me, and transformed the OOWF into a kind of place I could barely stomach.
<Stank looks down at Davin, who lies for all intents and purposes, dead at his feet.>
Remember this Moreland? Can you smell it? The scent always jogs the memory, don't you think? Remember the feeling of betraying me coursing through your veins. The disappointment as it fades. The strength slipping from your grasp. The growing, killing need to replenish it? But I don't need to remind you of that.....You're feeling it right now... even as you barely hold on to consciousness.
I've spent years privy to the flames of this place, inhaling the decay, hearing the wail of the damned, if you will. Do you know what effect such horrors have on the delicate psyche of one such as myself...
<Stank drops his head and pulls the mic away, seemingly overcome. He stands there in silence for a few heartbeats then looks up with fire in his eyes.>
Stank - YOU people CHEER this MAN! HIM??? Even as he and his did EVERYTHING to make me and mine miserable YOU CHEERED HIM! A self loathing prick who hid behind his EGO to obstruct from view his small character.
This is worse than when you cheered Crete. At least the Hero believed he was in the right. At least the Hero had a cause. Davin had no cause other than to be a massive prick... even while playing the role of the good guy... and you cheer him.
Well fuck that.
And fuck you.
Fuck all of you who think Davin was on any equal footing with ME.
Every time you cheered me I thought of how you heaped the same praises on him and it made me SICK!
You people don't know what you want. And for a while there... I guess I didn't know either. The difference between you people and myself is that I always see the big picture. It allows me to adjust... to adapt... and to move forward.
That's why a few months back when I held Firewoman's lighter in left my hand and Moosehead Jack's barb-wire baseball bat , caked in blood and bits of dried flesh, in my right, I saw the one red strand of hair... almost indistinguishable in color as the dried blood it was stuck in. It struck me then.
Moose and Fire
Brother and Sister.
Born in sin shaped in iniquity.
Well fuck me. I wouldn't want to meet the parents that birth these two siblings. A brother and sister together I wouldn't want to face in my best days let alone my worst. Couple that with the fact that Moose was already aligned with my most fiercest rival in LD Williams AND Poe, one the most dominate forces to ever wreak havoc in this company and the writing on the wall got bold in all caps.
I had to do something. And I started to. But somewhere along the way you people... YOU PEOPLE got me to change my mind as you embraced Davin Moreland.
I thought... what am I doing this for?
For you people? For the OOWF?
Well fuck you people and fuck the OOWF in its fragile state under Davin Moreland.
I don't give a damn about people like you who would cheer Davin Moreland as if HE deserved those cheers as much as I!
No! Fuck no!
Why should I waste the effort fighting them..
<Stank gestures back to the four individuals standing behind him>
when I should be a part of them.
<Crowd boos>
I told Moosehead Jack a long time ago that I could match his darkness with my own. That he hadn't really seen me at my worst. That there was a beast inside me that if I didn't keep in check... it would consume the OOWF. I kept that part of me locked in a cage... and you people busted the door wide open... you... and Davin Moreland.
Now it's out and has joined with its own kind.
Ladies and gentlemen in this ring stands...
<Stank looks down at the prone carcass of Davin Moreland.>
And I emphasize the word stands...
<Crowd boos>
…the OOWF’s worst nightmare. The greatest collection of talent this Fed, if not pro wrestling itself, has witnessed... ever.
We are not Run DEA
We have killed Run DEA. Poe has destroyed Alexander Darling. Kz has destroyed Phantos and Lucios. And I have destroyed Davin Moreland. The last remaining vestige of Run DEA, Firewoman, is now counted among our ranks.
We are not Drink & Destroy
We are the event horizon, a force so powerful there is no opposition, and there is no escape.
We are the terror inspiring your fear into palatable consumption.
We are that which cannot be... will not be destroyed.
We are destruction
We are the Five
We are the ONLY Five
And your world is over... ours?
Has just begun.
<The camera focuses on The Five>
Russ: Who is going to stop them?.........
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Razz: Man I gotta agree with you Russ, what a fantastic match between two great athletes! Hell, Nash, you were even getting into it
Nash: You know, I still don’t get the point of the whole Onslaught rules thing, but I will give credit where credit is due, that was one hell of a match.
Russ: I think that is a great example of what the OOWF is all about, pure competition.
Razz: Well…..I am not so sure that is all the OOWF is about, I have a feeling in this next match we aren’t going to see quite so much competition.
Russ: Anytime you have kz involved, there is always a good chance for mayhem and chaos. The Chickenshit Heroes have turned over a new leave and now are a beacon of all that is good and pure in wrestling, but they can only do so much!
Nash: Wait, the Chickenshit Heroes?
Razz: They beat kz, who is pure evil, evidently that makes them heroes
Nash: This fed makes NO sense some times
Russ: They ARE in there with Phantos and Lucios, two more shining beacons of goodness, that might be enough to keep kz in check and thwart their evil ways
Razz: Thwart their evil ways?
Nash: Have you been hanging out with The Heroes Guild?
Russ: Maybe I have, they are a couple of happening guys
Razz: No. No they are not Russ.
Nash: How bout we go to the ring?
THE CHICKENSHIT HEROES vs. KZ vs. PHANTOS & LUCIOS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Triple Threat Two Out of Three Falls Match
The rules of this match are very simple, the first team to score two falls wins. It can be two falls against one team, or one fall against either team. Phantos and Lucios are announced first and make their way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. The measuring sticks climb into the ring and wait in the corner as kz is announced, and the crowd boos them lustily. Moose and LD make it to the ring and wait. The OOWF World Tag Team Champions The Chickenshit Heroes are announced next and they get a surprisingly loud reaction from the crowd. They look a little surprised by this as they make their way to the ring. Only two people will be allowed in the ring at one time, and the champions defer, so Phantos and LD Williams will start things off. The referee calls for the bell, and we are under way!
Phantos and Williams circle and lock up, LD pushes Phantos back into a neutral corner and the referee asks for a clean break, but he doesn’t get one. LD lands several stiff chops to the chest, then whips Phantos to the ropes and catches him with an elbow to the jaw. Phantos drops like he has been shot and LD Grabs his leg and tags in Moose. Moose charges in and drops an elbow across Phantos’ throat then pulls him up and lifts him for an inverted atomic drop, then bounds off the ropes and lands a Buisaku knee to Phantos face. Moose covers, but Lucios runs into the ring and breaks up the pin at two. Moose pulls Phantos up again and tags in LD Williams. Moose holds Phantos and LD comes off the second rope with an elbow to the ribs. LD connects with a kick to the ribs for good measure then covers but Phantos kicks out at two.
LD whips Phantos to the ropes and lowers his head a moment too soon, Phantos flips over LD’s back and dives, making the tag to Johnny Adrenaline. The crowd roars as Johnny comes in and levels LD with a clothesline, then Moose comes in and Johnny scoops him up and slams him on the mat, then tags in Attitude Adjuster. Johnny climbs to the top rope, and AA throws him from the top, ROCKET LAUNCHER in to a cross body block on LD and Moose! AA pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes but he lowers his head a moment too soon and LD catches him with a kick to the chops. LD steps back to make a run at AA, but Lucios reaches out and tags himself in, much to LD’s dismay.
Lucios steps between the ropes and he and AA slowly circle one another and lock up, Lucios pushes AA to the corner and the referee asks for a clean break and gets it. AA moves back to the middle of the ring and calls for a test of strength. As soon as they lock up, AA tries to land a couple of kicks to the side of Lucios’ legs, but Lucios shocks AA by monkey flipping him across the ring. As AA gets to his feet, Lucios charges and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. The second AA’s feet hit the floor, Moose is on him, he grabs AA and slams his head into the Alsatian announce table. Johnny Adrenaline runs over and keeps the attack from escalating, and AA rolls back into the ring, but turns his attention away from Lucios. Lucios grabs AA from behind and hits a BORDER TOSS! Lucios covers, hooking the leg and gets the one, two, three! Winners in 7:15 – Phantos and Lucios – P&L lead 1-0-0
AA is stunned and he crawls across the ring and tags in Moose as Lucios celebrates on the second rope. Moose pulls Lucios off the second rope and takes him to the mat with a spinning elbow to the throat. Moose grabs Lucios legs and LD distracts the referee long enough for Moose to drop a knee on the jewels. Lucios writhes in pain and Moose covers, but Phantos breaks it up at two. Moose pulls Lucios up and lifts him for a suplex, but Lucios reverses it and takes Moose to the mat instead, then rolls over and tags in Phantos. Phantos comes in and tries a kick to Moose’s mid-section, but Moose catches it and pulls Phantos forward right into a short arm clothesline. Moose covers, but Johnny Adrenaline comes in and breaks up the pin at two. Moose tags in LD Williams and LD runs into the ring and takes Phantos down with a running knee lift. As LD tries to pull Phantos up, he rocks him with a European uppercut. Phantos grabs LD and hits a hangman neck breaker, then waits for him to get to his feet and bounds off the ropes, but Moose NAILS him from behind with a kick and Phantos staggers forward, right into a CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD covers and gets the one, two, three Winners in 20:15 – kz – series tied between P&L and kz 1-1-0
Attitude Adjuster manages to reach out and tags Phantos, bringing himself into the match. AA charges, but gets met with a big back body drop over the top rope to the floor from LD. AA hits hard on the outside, and is slow to get to his feet. When he does, Moose charges from behind and catches him with a high knee to the back that sends AA face first into the ring post. When AA gets back to his feet, he is a bloody mess. Moose rolls him back into the ring and LD Williams pounces on him and traps him in the cross face! AA fights it, and Johnny, Phantos and Lucios all come into the ring to break it up, but Moose comes in and nails Johnny and he falls backward, inadvertently taking out Phantos and Lucios in the process. Trapped in a submission move and bleeding badly, AA has no choice but to tap out! Winners in 25:21 – kz – kz wins the series 2-1-0
WINNERS in 25:21 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – kz
After the match, kz take the titles and celebrate while Phantos and Lucios help Attitude Adjuster to his feet and the four begin discussing what happened. The conversation gets a little heated and the fans begin to get restless. Finally, just when it appears that the four are going to come to blows, Johnny and AA beg off and appear to apologize. They extend their hands in friendship, but before Phantos and Lucios can shake them, kz charge over and KILL them with belt shots to the head! With Phantos and Lucios down, Moose and LD turn to Johnny and AA and they……..SHAKE HANDS? WHAT THE HELL?
The crowd boos loudly as The Chickenshit Heels pounce on Lucios and hammer him with punches and kicks to the head. Kz grab Phantos and pull him to his feet, and send him to the ropes and LD stops him with a kick to the gut and Moose PLANTS him with a DDT. Johnny and AA throw Lucios out of the ring and continue their assault, while on the other side of the ring, Moose leaves the ring and rummages around the ring and pulls a chain from under the ring. LD wraps it around his fist and BLASTS Phantos in the head. Phantos hits the mat, blood spreading across his mask. Moose reaches into the ring and pulls Phantos out of the ring and stands him up against the ring post. From inside the ring, LD wraps the chain around Phantos throat keeping him where he is. Moose grabs a steel chair and……dear god NO! HE swings the chair and SANDWICHES Phantos’ head! Phantos goes limp and falls to the floor like a sack of potatoes. The crowd goes quiet after that, but they quickly start booing again when Adrenaline hits an ADRENALINE RUSH on Lucios on the cement floor! Paramedics and Davin Moreland run to the ring to check on them. Kz and The Chickenshit Heels make their way back to the ring. Davin glares at them and starts toward the ring, but then goes back with his fallen brothers. The paramedics load Phantos and Lucios on gurneys and take them back to a waiting ambulance. We cut to the back where they are loading Phantos into a waiting ambulance and we see Firewoman standing there shocked.
DM: <angrily> What do you want?
FW: This is……..how is he…….I….
DM: They are both bad. I hope you are happy.
<Firewoman snarls and turns and yells something about this going far enough. Davin looks confused for a moment then gets into the ambulance with Phantos and they leave for the hospital>
Back in the ring, kz and The Chickenshit Heels remain in the ring, while the crowd rains boos down on them. AA has a mic.
AA: You know, it never fails. They never see it coming! I mean it is US! Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster! We had this planned ALL ALONG! You think I couldn’t have escaped that crossface? You really think Johnny “accidentally” fell into Phantos and Lucios?
JA: This was the plan all along. We promised kz the titles in return for helping us take out Phantos and Lucios, it was a small price to pay to be rid of those two idiots.
<The crowd boos loudly as LD takes the mic from Johnny>
LD: You know, it’s really funny, and kind of ironic that AA said they NEVER see it coming.
AA: What? Why?
With that, kz takes their titles and SLAMS them upside Johnny and AA’s heads! Moose pounces on AA and HAMMERS him with shots to the face, while LD pulls Johnny to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor. LD grabs a chair and brings it down on Johnny’s skull repeatedly. Inside the ring, Moose pulls AA to his feet and drags him to the apron and hits a RANHEI off the apron onto the floor. Across the ring, LD has Johnny on his feet and Johnny is trying to fight back, but Moose charges around the ring with the chain wrapped around his fist and BLASTS Johnny on the back of the head. Adrenaline goes down in a heap. Moose pulls Adrenaline up and sets him up for a pile driver, and LD climbs onto the apron and they hit a SPIKE PILEDRIVER on the cement floor! Adrenaline’s neck bends awkwardly and he doesn’t move. Once again medics charge to the ring and check on him, quickly immobilizing him and bracing his neck. As they are helping The Chickenshit Heels to yet another waiting ambulance, Firewoman comes out to the top of the stage.
FW: ENOUGH! You know………I have done a lot of things in my career that I am not proud of, but there was always a line I would not cross. Attacks are part of wrestling……..I get that, but what you two did tonight? You went too damn far. You tried to end CAREERS! No……no, this is going too far, and tonight, it STOPS! Tonight, I want you two in the ring. I want a match against kz.
<inside the ring kz looks amused, Moose grabs a mic>
MHJ: Well ain’t that sweet. Firewoman has become the conscience of the OOWF. You want kz? You got it. We will be happy to give you a nice comfy bed next to Phantos in the hospital <Fire burns with rage at this> but just let me ask you one thing, who are you going to team with? Who is going to team with Firewoman to make sure kz gets what they deserve?
Just then, Stank walks out and stands next to Firewoman and the crowd explodes. Kz stand in the ring and something that looks a little bit like concern spreads across their faces. Stank speaks.
S: I told Davin something bigger was coming. Now he sees what I am talking about. Fire is right, you two have gone too far. Poe has gone too far. Tonight, it stops. Fire asked me to team with her to face you two, and I am only too happy to do it. Moose, tonight, I finally get my hands on you, and when we are done, you won’t be going to the hospital, oh no, we have a spot reserved for you two in the morgue.
<Fire and Stank head to the back leaving kz in the ring>
Russ: My GAWD I cannot believe what I just saw there! Kz have GOT to be stopped!
Razz: Whodathunk we would see Firewoman and Stank TEAMING against kz? I never thought I would see that!
Nash: That…..was….AWESOME!!!
Russ: WHAT? How can you condone that?
Nash: Seriously? That was brilliant on kz’s part! That’s why I like them, they are good businessmen. They got titles, got The Heels to help take out Phantos and Lucios, then took out The Heels, frickin BRILLIANT!
Russ: I cannot believe you would condone such behavior! Moose and LD are little more than animals! And now, they have to contend with Firewoman and Stank!
Razz: Fire and Stank is a team to be reckoned with for sure, but kz is running on all cylinders right now, someone is going to have to step up big time to take them down.
Russ: Folks, as with Anders Denial, as soon as we get word on Phantos, Lucios, Johnny and AA we will pass it along. I hope the Dayton Medical Center is well staffed tonight
Nash: They knew we were in town, so they brought in extra help from what I heard.
Razz: That seems to happen a lot wherever we go
Russ: Folks I am still rattled from what just transpired, but we DO have a show to do here, and next up, Stank is defending his Intercontinental title against the DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal champion Tytan. This is a matchup of, to borrow a phrase from Gorilla Monsoon, a case of the irresistible force meeting the immovable object
Nash: You have two hosses in the ring there for sure. Tytan has come a long way since he started aligning himself with Ecosystem, but Stank is a legend in the OOWF, Tytan has his work cut out for him
Razz: Tytan may be the one man in the OOWF that can match Stank’s raw power, but I am not sure that is enough. Stank is battle tested from his years here in the OOWF, and I think that experience will be enough for him to get the win tonight
Russ: It looks like we are ready, let’s head to the ring
STANK vs. TYTAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
The DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal champion Tytan is announced and makes his way to the ring to a bit of a mixed reaction from the crowd. Tytan ignores it and steps between the ropes and hands his title to the announcer. Next up, the OOWF Intercontinental champion is announced and Stank comes out to a rousing ovation from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring and looks completely focused on Tytan, despite what he has going on later tonight. Stank steps between the ropes and hands off his title to the referee, who holds it high above his head, then turns and calls for the bell, and we are ready to go!
The two men move to the middle of the ring and begin to jaw with one another. Words quickly turn into shoves, and then shoves turns into fists flying. The two men stand and hammer each other hockey style for a moment before Tytan catches Stank with a knee to the mid-section, then sends him to the ropes and takes him to the mat with a shoulder block. As Stank gets to one knee, Tytan bounds off the ropes and catches him with a boot to the jaw that sends the champ to the mat. Tytan hits the ropes again and drops an elbow across Stank’s chest and covers for a two count.
Tytan pulls Stank up and hooks him for a suplex, no way he will be able to get him though…….OR WILL HE! Tytan shows his impressive strength by hauling Stank up, and keeping him there for a minute, then falling back to the mat, Tytan floats over and covers again, but once again Stank kicks out at two. Tytan pulls Stank to a sitting position and tries to twist his head off, trying for a submission, but Stank refuses to give up. Slowly, Stank fights to his feet and shoves Tytan to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam, hooks the leg and gets a two count.
Stank pulls Tytan to his feet and backs him into the corner and peppers him with rights and lefts, then finishes with a big head but that sends Tytan to the mat. Stank takes a few steps backward and gets a running start and slams his back end into Tytan’s face, snapping Tytan’s head back. Stank pulls Tytan to the middle of the ring and covers, but Tytan rolls his shoulder at two. Stank is feeling the momentum now and calls for the STANK-U! He pulls Tytan up and lifts Tytan onto his shoulders, but Tytan slips off his shoulders and lands on his feet, then takes Stank down with an Olympic slam! Tytan covers a stunned Stank, but Stank rolls his shoulder just before the three count. Tytan shows a little frustration, but remains focused enough to wait for Stank to struggle to his feet, then bound off the ropes and connect with a clothesline that puts the champ down hard again. Once again Tytan covers, but once again Stank kicks out at two.
Tytan pulls Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a bear hug! I can’t recall too many times Stank has been on the receiving end of one of these. Stank grimaces in pain as Tytan squeezes for all he’s worth, trying to squeeze the life and title out of Stank. Stank starts to fade a bit and the referee checks his arm. The crowd goes wild trying to cheer him on as his arm falls once, then twice, and is on its way down a third time when Stank stops it and tries to start fighting out of it. He works until he can get his arms down between Tytan’s arms and his body and finally breaks the hold, but Tytan kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT! Tytan rolls Stank over and coves again, but Stank gets his foot on the bottom rope just before the three count. Stank rolls out of the ring to regroup a bit and Tytan follows him to the outside.
On the outside, Tytan grabs Stank and slams his head into the Transylvanian Announce table, and tries it a second time, but Stank blocks it and connects with an elbow to Tytan’s midsection. Then grabs him and DRIVES him through the Transylvanian Announce table with a spine buster! Stank rolls back into the ring and breaks the count, then heads back to the outside and pulls Tytan up from the wreckage and rolls him under the ropes into the ring and follows him back in. Once inside the ring Stank covers, hooking the leg hard, but Tytan shows his resilience and kicks out at two.
Stank grabs Tytan’s legs and rolls him over into a Boston crab, sitting down on the small of Tytan’s back and really trying for the submission. Tytan howls in pain but does not give up. Stank was careful to keep Tytan away from the ropes, so that is not an escape. Just when it looks like Tytan will have no choice but to quit, the big man grits his teeth and begins to power out of the move! Stank fights it, trying to sit back on Tytan even further, but Tytan manages to push Stank off of him to the mat! Tytan gets to one knee, but Stank is up first and he sends Stank to the mat with a double sledge to the small of the back. Stank drops a knee into the small of Tytan’s back and pulls him back in a camel clutch, but Tytan still won’t quit. Finally Stank breaks the hold and pulls Tytan to his feet, and tries a whip to the ropes, but Tytan reverses it and catches Stank with a big SPEAR! Nearly cutting the champion in half! Tytan calls for the Steiner Screwdriver and hooks Stank and starts to lift him, but Tytan’s back took too much abuse and he falters under Stank’s weight. Stank spins Tytan around and lifts him and hits the STANK-U! Stank covers, hooking both legs, and gets the three count just before Tytan can kick out.
WINNER in 14:44 – Stank
Russ: Stank retains the championship, but you could almost tell he was not 100% focused on that match
Razz: Yeah I don’t want to take anything away from Tytan there, but Stank seemed a little more distracted than usual with this match. Still, a hell of an effort from Tytan, Stank is damn lucky to walk out of there with the title around his waist
Nash: Gentlemen, there is no such thing as luck in wrestling. The fact is, on most nights Tytan is just not good enough to beat Stank
Russ: That is a little harsh Nash
Nash: But it is true. Tytan is a great wrestler, but at this point in his career, he is not as good as Stank. One day maybe, but not right now
Razz: Fair enough
Russ: Ok it’s time for the big one, the OOWF World Heavyweight Title match, Ecosystem is defending his newly won title against the former champion Poe. This feud has escalated quickly, to the point where it has become personal.
Razz: Eco seems to have been able to get under Poe’s skin more than any wrestler in the OOWF has, and I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. On one hand, he was able to take Poe out of his game plan a bit, but on the other, he has really managed to piss Poe off.
Nash: I am going to be honest here, there is no way in hell Eco keeps the title tonight. The only way he keeps it is if Poe loses his focus and gets disqualified. If Poe keeps his cool, and keeps his focus, Eco’s reign will be a short one
Russ: I wonder if that would be a strategy of Eco, try to rattle Poe enough so that he gets disqualified?
Razz: I know if I was in there with him, I sure as hell would use that as a game plan. It’s not that Ecosystem is not a great wrestler, he is, but beating Poe when he is not pissed at you is hard enough, beating him when he wants to spill your blood? Man, that is something I would not want to have to deal with.
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is Main Event time, let’s go to the ring!
ECOSYSTEM vs. POE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
We get the full Michael Buffer style announcements as both men make their way to the ring. Selena accompanies Poe, who has the bloody black towel draped over his face the entire time. Eco is out to the roar of the crowd wearing the OOWF World Heavyweight Title. They go through the formal introductions and meet in the center of the ring, and the referee holds the world title high in the air, but Poe never takes his eyes off of Eco, and Eco never looks away from Poe. Selena leaves the ring and takes her seat at ringside and the two men move to neutral corners and the referee checks each man for weapons, and we are underway!
The two move to the middle of the ring and lock up, Poe tries to shove Eco to a corner but Eco breaks free from Poe and moves back to the middle of the ring. They lock up again and Eco slips behind Poe and tries to take him to the mat, but Poe throws several elbows, Eco manages to duck the elbow and take Poe to the mat with a drop toe hold. As Poe gets to one knee, Eco bounds off the ropes and connects with a shining wizard that sends Poe to the mat. Eco can’t even cover though because Poe is quickly back to one knee, grabbing his ear and coming away with a little blood on his hand. Eco motions for Poe to bring it and the big man smirks and gets to his feet.
The two meet in the center of the ring and lock up again, this time Poe gets a knee in and clubs Eco on the back of the neck, sending him to the mat. Poe kicks Eco in the mouth, then pulls him to his feet and grabs his face so he is looking at him and snarls something to him, then whips him hard into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Eco staggers forward and Poe kicks him, then hooks him for a suplex and drops him on the top rope, bounds off the opposite ropes and connects with a boot to the face that sends Eco off the ropes and into the guard rail ribs first. Poe leaves the ring and pulls Eco to his feet and scoops him up and drops him ribs first on the guard rail. Eco falls to the floor grabbing his side in pain. Poe snarls and shoots him back into the ring and follows.
Poe stalks him, waiting for Eco to get on his hands and knees, then landing a stiff kick to the ribs that sends him right back to the mat. Poe finally lets Eco get up and grabs him for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, then drives him down on his knee, keeping him there across his knee trying to get a submission from Eco. Eco howls in pain but does not give up and eventually Poe shoves him off his knee to the mat. Poe covers and gets a one count before the referee realizes it is a choke and starts the five count on Poe. Eco gasps for breath as Poe pulls him to his feet and hangs him on the top rope for another four count, then sling shots him back into the ring. The referee admonishes Poe, but Poe just laughs at him and slowly pulls Eco to his feet and sends him into the corner hard again. Poe charges in, but Eco catches him with an elbow to the face. Poe staggers and grabs his head and drops to one knee, and we can see blood running from between his fingers. When he moves his hands we see that Eco’s elbow tore a gash just above Poe’s eye and blood is POURING from it.
Eco hops to the second rope and waits for Poe to stand up, then steps to the top rope and hits a missile drop kick that sends Poe to the mat. Eco covers, but Poe rolls his shoulder at two. The champion pulls Poe to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, but Poe blocks it, so Eco reverses it into an inside cradle for another one count. Eco gets to his feet and springs off the middle rope and hits a spinning leg drop, covers again and once again gets a two count. Poe rolls under the bottom rope once again and tries to regroup, but Eco gets a running start and dives between the ropes, but Poe sees him at the last moment and side steps, and Eco SLAMS to the floor. Poe pulls him to his feet and whips him face first into the ring post, and now Eco is pouring blood as well.
Poe pulls Eco to his knees and tilts his head back and hammers him with elbows to the face, making the gash even worse. He rolls Eco into the ring, and sets him up and hits a POWERBOMB! Poe covers, and gets the one, two, NO! Eco rolls his shoulder at the last minute. Poe looks shocked, then pulls Eco to his feet and grabs him by the throat and hits a BRUTAL choke slam. Poe covers again, but once again Eco kicks out at two. Poe pulls Eco up one more time, and at this point it appears Eco can barely stand. Poe whips him to the ropes and lowers his head a moment too soon, and Eco connects with a kick to the mouth that stands Poe up, then he bounds off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt from the champ, puts on the breaks and hits a SUPERKICK to the mouth as Poe turns around! Eco covers and gets a two count, but Poe manages to roll his shoulder just in time.
Eco pulls Poe to his feet and motions to the crowd, but when the referee looks away, Poe hits a low blow, doubling Eco over. Poe lifts Eco for a crucifix bomb, but Eco wiggles free and lands on his feet and grabs Poe from behind and hits the ENDGAME! COVER HIM ECO! Eco covers and hooks the leg, but Poe somehow rolls his shoulder at two! Eco leaves the ring and waits on the apron, yelling for Poe to get to his feet. As he does, Eco spring boards to the top rope and leaps at Poe, but Poe snarls and hits the HIEROGLYPH! Eco’s head snaps back and he does a complete 180 in mid air, and there is an audible gasp from the crowd. Poe falls on Eco and covers, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 18:29 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Poe
Russ: That evil sumbitch!
Razz: Wow, I think he just kicked Eco’s head into the tenth row
Russ: Poe and kz have both regained their titles tonight, they have a grip on the OOWF that, quite honestly, is a little concerning.
Nash: Well, Poe is not unbeatable, Ecosystem proved that. However, that said, I think it is going to take one hell of an effort to get that title off of him again. He is going to fight every opponent tooth and nail for that title.
Russ: Speaking of tooth and nail, next up we have our special challenge match, kz will face Stank and Firewoman in a non-title match. Fire seems determined to stand by Stank and Davin and end kz and Poe before they can destroy the OOWF
Nash: It’s a noble idea, but Fire was just in one hell of a match tonight, and Stank was taken to the limit by Tytan, I am sure their intentions are good, but getting slaughtered by kz is not going to do them, or anyone else any good at all.
Razz: You know, like we said about kz earlier, win or lose, they are sending a message here tonight. They are showing a unified front against Poe and kz. If they step up, others will follow.
Nash: Any other night, sure, maybe. But tonight? I think they are asking for trouble.
Russ: We are ready for our final match, let’s head to the ring.
KZ vs. FIREWOMAN & STANK
Kz is out first and wait in the ring for their opponents, Stank and Fire are announced and they storm the ring and the fight is immediately on. Firewoman goes after Moose with a fury we haven’t seen from her in a LONG time. She backs him into the corner and pounds him to the mat with punches and kicks. Stank has LD trapped in the other corner and is picking his shots, taking LD off of his feet with body shots, then driving him to the mat with a clubbing blow to the back of the neck. LD powders out of the ring and runs around the ring to the opposite corner. The referee tells Stank to get out of the ring so we can have a match. He does, and we are official.
Fire pulls Moose to his feet and hooks him and hits a snap suplex, then gets to her feet and drops a knee across Moose’s face, then grabs his head and jack hammers him with straight rights, opening a gash on his face. Moose shoves Fire off and gets to his feet, Fire grabs him and sends him to the ropes and tries a power slam, but Moose just tackles Fire to the mat instead, and now it is his turn to hit some jack hammer rights to the face. Moose pulls Fire up and throws her face first into the turnbuckle and when she staggers backward, hits a belly to back choke slam. Moose tags in Williams and he comes in and stomps Fire on the side of the head, then pulls her up and hits a belly to back suplex, folding Fire in half like an accordion.
Williams pulls Fire up again and sends her to the corner and charges in, but Fire gets a boot up and catches LD on the jaw, staggering him. Fire charges out of the corner and takes LD to the mat with a bulldog, then grabs him for a FIRESTOMP but Moose runs into the ring and grabs her from behind, spins her around and hits a HEARTPUNCH! Fire staggers backward and falls into a tag to Stank. Stank comes in and takes Moose to the mat with a clothesline, then catches a charging LD Williams and scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Moose stands up and Stank clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor, then LD stands up and he gets the same.
With kz trying to recover on the outside, Stank plays to the crowd and they roar their approval. He points to Fire for the tag and they cheer louder. Fire plays it up and asks for the tag, and when Stank moves in to make the tag, Fire grabs him by the head and guillotines him on the top rope! Stank’s head snaps back and he falls into the middle of the ring! Kz immediately slide into the ring and begin putting the boots to Stank! Fire joins them, what the hell is going on?
<We cut to the back where Davin Moreland has just returned to the arena. As he is walking someone runs up to him and tells him that Firewoman and kz are attacking Stank! Davin shakes his head>
DM: Dammit I KNEW it, why the HELL would he trust her!
<Davin grabs a couple trusty pieces of rebar and heads toward the ring>
Inside the ring, kz are holding Stank up and Fire is peppering him with rights and lefts. Stank tries to fight back, but kz drop him to the mat and choke him out. Suddenly the crowd erupts as Davin Moreland makes his way to the ring. He slides under the ropes and BURIES a piece of rebar into Fire’s gut as she turns around. Moose and LD attack, but Davin catches Moose upside the head with a shot, sending him to the mat. LD tries his luck, but Davin catches him with a knee doubling him over, then Moreland brings the rebar down on the back of LD’s head. Kz and Fire powder out as Stank gets to his feet. Davin tosses him a piece of the rebar and they keep kz and Fire at bay. The two of them back into one another and turn around quickly. Davin looks at Stank, and Stank offers his hand as thanks for the save. Davin takes his hand and Stank PULLS HIM INTO A STANK-U! WHAT THE HELL???
Davin gets to his feet quickly and Stank TEES OFF on Davin’s head with the piece of rebar! Kz and Fire come back into the ring and they pounce on Davin. Moose pulls him up and hits a heart punch that sends him staggering into a kick and CANADIAN DESTROYER from LD Williams. Fire grabs Davin’s arms and DRIVES him to the mat with a FIRESTOMP! Davin may be DEAD! Stank pulls him to his feet again and PLANTS him with a TRIPLE POWERBOMB! Just then, Poe’s music plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and looks at Fire, kz and Stank, then smirks. He pulls Davin to his feet and hits the CRUCIFIX BOMB! Davin is OUT! Stank calls for a mic, what the hell is going on here?
*Stank grabs the mic and looks out at the stunned crowd. Some actually begin to boo to which Stank responds with a smirk*
Stank - You know some people say that evil is an abstract. That it's a human invention.
Stank glances over at Poe.
Stank - After years of being here in the OOWF I've learned this to be true. Take Moreland for instance. True to his irresponsible nature, the man wouldn't own up to being the engineer of his own evil ways. He blamed his dark deeds on me and mine. But his selfishness is limitless, and it's not enough for him to shadow his own existence. He turned the OOWF into a suffering Pitt - fire, wailing, darkness - the kind of place anyone would do anything to get out of. And why?
Because he lacked the ability to forgive himself. It is beyond his ability to simply make recompense for and regret the sins he committed. No, -HE chose rather to create a psychodrama and dwell in a foundless belief that God could never forgive his 'grievous offenses'. So Davin brought his guilt and inner-decay with him to the OOWF - where the horrid imaginations of so many gluttons-for-punishment give birth to the sickness that had infected this Fed since he and others like him arrived here, begging to be 'punished.
And in doing so, last year at this time, he turned on me, and transformed the OOWF into a kind of place I could barely stomach.
<Stank looks down at Davin, who lies for all intents and purposes, dead at his feet.>
Remember this Moreland? Can you smell it? The scent always jogs the memory, don't you think? Remember the feeling of betraying me coursing through your veins. The disappointment as it fades. The strength slipping from your grasp. The growing, killing need to replenish it? But I don't need to remind you of that.....You're feeling it right now... even as you barely hold on to consciousness.
I've spent years privy to the flames of this place, inhaling the decay, hearing the wail of the damned, if you will. Do you know what effect such horrors have on the delicate psyche of one such as myself...
<Stank drops his head and pulls the mic away, seemingly overcome. He stands there in silence for a few heartbeats then looks up with fire in his eyes.>
Stank - YOU people CHEER this MAN! HIM??? Even as he and his did EVERYTHING to make me and mine miserable YOU CHEERED HIM! A self loathing prick who hid behind his EGO to obstruct from view his small character.
This is worse than when you cheered Crete. At least the Hero believed he was in the right. At least the Hero had a cause. Davin had no cause other than to be a massive prick... even while playing the role of the good guy... and you cheer him.
Well fuck that.
And fuck you.
Fuck all of you who think Davin was on any equal footing with ME.
Every time you cheered me I thought of how you heaped the same praises on him and it made me SICK!
You people don't know what you want. And for a while there... I guess I didn't know either. The difference between you people and myself is that I always see the big picture. It allows me to adjust... to adapt... and to move forward.
That's why a few months back when I held Firewoman's lighter in left my hand and Moosehead Jack's barb-wire baseball bat , caked in blood and bits of dried flesh, in my right, I saw the one red strand of hair... almost indistinguishable in color as the dried blood it was stuck in. It struck me then.
Moose and Fire
Brother and Sister.
Born in sin shaped in iniquity.
Well fuck me. I wouldn't want to meet the parents that birth these two siblings. A brother and sister together I wouldn't want to face in my best days let alone my worst. Couple that with the fact that Moose was already aligned with my most fiercest rival in LD Williams AND Poe, one the most dominate forces to ever wreak havoc in this company and the writing on the wall got bold in all caps.
I had to do something. And I started to. But somewhere along the way you people... YOU PEOPLE got me to change my mind as you embraced Davin Moreland.
I thought... what am I doing this for?
For you people? For the OOWF?
Well fuck you people and fuck the OOWF in its fragile state under Davin Moreland.
I don't give a damn about people like you who would cheer Davin Moreland as if HE deserved those cheers as much as I!
No! Fuck no!
Why should I waste the effort fighting them..
<Stank gestures back to the four individuals standing behind him>
when I should be a part of them.
<Crowd boos>
I told Moosehead Jack a long time ago that I could match his darkness with my own. That he hadn't really seen me at my worst. That there was a beast inside me that if I didn't keep in check... it would consume the OOWF. I kept that part of me locked in a cage... and you people busted the door wide open... you... and Davin Moreland.
Now it's out and has joined with its own kind.
Ladies and gentlemen in this ring stands...
<Stank looks down at the prone carcass of Davin Moreland.>
And I emphasize the word stands...
<Crowd boos>
…the OOWF’s worst nightmare. The greatest collection of talent this Fed, if not pro wrestling itself, has witnessed... ever.
We are not Run DEA
We have killed Run DEA. Poe has destroyed Alexander Darling. Kz has destroyed Phantos and Lucios. And I have destroyed Davin Moreland. The last remaining vestige of Run DEA, Firewoman, is now counted among our ranks.
We are not Drink & Destroy
We are the event horizon, a force so powerful there is no opposition, and there is no escape.
We are the terror inspiring your fear into palatable consumption.
We are that which cannot be... will not be destroyed.
We are destruction
We are the Five
We are the ONLY Five
And your world is over... ours?
Has just begun.
<The camera focuses on The Five>
Russ: Who is going to stop them?.........
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