OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/Imperial Onslaught
Live! From London, West Virginia
It’s time for another exciting OOWF Midweek Mayhem and we are coming at you live from London, West Virginia. It’s been a volatile couple of days here coming out of our spectacular PPV last Sunday, Hell on Earth. At the end of the night, new champions were crowned, wrestlers suffered possible career-ending injuries, alliances were broken, and alliances were formed. The biggest of those alliances was the formation of a group simply known as The Five. OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Poe, OOWF Intercontinental Champion Stank, OOWF World Tag Team Champions Moosehead Jack and LD Williams, along with Firewoman came together and brought carnage with them. The fallout is being felt all over the OOWF and tonight will see it continue as the annual Imperial…suddenly the lights go out and “Mausam and Escape” starts the play. The pyro goes off as new OOWF World Champion Poe rises from below the stage with Selena attached to his leg. The crowd is all over the champ as he walks down the aisle. He snarls at a few fans that get too close to Selena but they manage to make it into the ring without incident. He hands his title belt to Selena and he clears his throat as he begins to talk.
Poe: It annoys me that I even had to step foot in this godforsaken backwater hick town, but this is where I was told I had to be. And while I’m here, I felt as if I should make sure you people realize just what the future holds for the OOWF. The Five have arrived and this will be our playground. The hallways will be coated in blood and the power will reside within one locker room. And to make sure that continues, it seems as if The Boy did something useful at Hell on Earth and won himself a title shot. But we all know what he’s going to do with that, so why prolong the inevitable. Boy, get your sorry ass out here and do the job.No music hits as a spotlight hits the entrance and Alexander Darling slowly begins his walk down the aisle. His head is down with his eyes looking forward as usual. He makes it to the ring and slides under the bottom rope before taking a knee in front of Poe, his Master. Poe backhands Alexander for the hell of it as Davis Hightower gets into the ring. He motions to Alexander to confirm he’s cashing in his title shot and he gives a simple nod yes. Even Hightower looks disappointed at this turn of events and he calls for the bell
POE (w/Selena) vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchPoe starts walking towards Alexander in the opposite corner when the arena goes completely dark once again. It stays dark for a few moments when Sixx AM’s “Life Is Beautiful” starts to play. The lights stay out another moment and then the ring is illuminated and Alexis Darling is standing there. Poe turns and snarls at her and is about to go after her when Hightower hesitantly gets in his way. He points at the stripes and says he’s in control right now.
Alexis:[/i] Thank you Mr. Hightower. Poe, you evil child-fucking bastard, you have another thing coming if you think this is going down the way you want it to.[/i]
Poe snarls at the announce table for a microphone and he gets one.
Poe:
Isis, you insufferable bitch; I am tired of you and what you think. Your actions have led us to this and for that I do not feel sorry. The time has come and you will feel my wrath.Suddenly a new voice emerges from the ramp…
Ecosystem:
If you dare lay one hand on her, it’ll be the biggest mistake you ever make Poe. Your path of destruction ends here and now.Poe:
Juni, what makes you think tonight would be any different than what happened on Sunday when I beat your miserable ass for my belt?Ecosystem:
Four simple words Poe. Work Smarter, Not Harder.
And with that Tytan, DH Magnusson, Spin Hanson, Outback Jack, and Davin Moreland come out onto the ramp. For some reason Davin has a microphone as well.
Davin: Just so everyone knows, Davin Moreland is not out here because Davin Moreland wants to be or cares about anyone here. In fact, Davin Moreland wishes he could beat all your asses…BUT, the lovely Samantha Darling-Moreland has threatened to withhold the sex if Davin Moreland didn’t do his due diligence in protecting the Alexis “brotherfucker” Darling and the actual fucking brother. So here Davin Moreland is. Can we move this along now?
As the group of faces begins walking down the ramp, Poe begins to clap in the ring.
Poe: I thought it might take a little longer for you to come together. I have to give you credit for surprising me, but don’t think you’re the only ones with a surprise. This isn’t your run of the mill group you’re deciding to step up against. It’s the dawning of a new era. The dawning of death and destruction. And the destruction begins now.
A loud commotion erupts as the rest of The Five; Stank, Firewoman, LD Williams, and Moosehead Jack, all step out from the back and all are carrying various weapons. The brawl begins in earnest on the ramp with the weapons making up for the difference in numbers, but it still leaves Poe alone in the ring with the Darlings.
Alexis has made her way in front of her brother and seems to be pleading with him to do something, anything, but all he does is shakes his head no. Poe just laughs…
Poe: He is broken dear Isis. There is nothing left in him. I have broken him just like he will now break you.
Poe pulls Alexander up by the hair…
End this Boy. Finish her and take your rightful place at my side. It’s what you’ve always wanted and I’m offering it to you right now. Take this ring rat out and stand next to me like you deserve.
Alexander is just looking between Poe and his sister. Back and forth. Alexis to Poe, Poe to Alexis. And finally, Poe has had enough of waiting and he pie-faces Alexander back into the corner where he stumbles to the ground. Alexis tries to get around Poe to check on her brother, but Poe grabs her and spins her around. He quickly picks her up and spreads her arms wide…oh my god, Poe is going to hit the CRUCIFIXION on Alexis. He has her up in the air and we can all hear him say
I’ve been waiting a long time to do this Isis.
And there is no one who can save her, except…one of the LOUDEST POPS in OOWF history as…
CHOP BLOCK from behind by Alexander on Poe. And now Alexander is on top of Poe and he is just raining punches down on him. It seems to be payback for months of torment. Davis Hightower finally drags Alexander off Poe and it looks like we might have an actual match for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Selena looks shell-shocked on the outside while Alexis is grinning from ear to ear screaming at her brother to finish it. A smirk spreads across Alexander’s face as he leans down to pick up Poe, but before anything else can happen, the rest of The Five along with the faces storm the ring and the brawl continues. Finally, The Five get a second to regroup and they realize that discretion is the better course of action and they all bail out of different sides of the ring. They’re backing up the ramp looking back towards the ring when suddenly out of nowhere it looks like Outback Jack accidentally bumps into Davin Moreland…
REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER.
Davin Moreland realizes whom he hit, and he just shrugs and this seems to really piss off The Midnight Sons who begin to walk towards Davin. Eco and Tytan try to jump in the way and now The Sons and Team TeAM are pushing and shoving one another allowing Davin Moreland to slide out one side of the ring and meet up with Samantha. Alexander Darling slid out the opposite side and has met up with Alexis. From across the ring, Alexander and Davin have a stare down for a moment before both of their eyes turn towards the ramp. Inside the ring, D&D and Team TeAM are pushing and shoving. On the ramp, The Five are licking their wounds, but are intensely focused on the action at ringside. Poe’s eyes have not moved from Alexander.
Your official result in 7:45…No Contest…
Your unofficial result…war is once again brewing in the OOWF, and this time…there may be NO survivors.
OOWF Tournament of Champions – Round 1[/u]
LD WILLIAMS vs. STANK The two sides finally head to the back and order seems to be restored. The announcer announces that it is time for the opening match of the Tournament of Champions. Stank is announced first, and he comes to the top of the ramp, then LD Williams is announced and he comes out and stands next to Stank. After a few moments Poe, Selena, Moosehead Jack and Firewoman join them and The Five head to the ring. LD Williams calls for a mic and speaks:
LD:<clearly pissed> You know, I have been called a lot of things here in the OOWF. The quiet one, lapdog, lackey, anything someone can think of to get under my skin, I am looking at you Davin Moreland. But you know what? There is one thing I am called that takes precedent over all of that, and makes all of Davin’s ramblings irrelevant; I am the best wrestler the OOWF has seen in the five years it has been around. That is not a knock on those who stand with me. I consider every one of them brothers, and sister, in arms. I know that the only four wrestlers in this fed that can push me to the limit like no others are the ones standing here in this ring with me.
<LD pauses>
And it is that very reason why this tournament is not happening
<LD pauses again while the boos rain down on The Five>
You can boo all you want. The fact remains that we are the most dominant group in the OOWF. I have already heard the rumblings “oh LD is already ready to leave! LD wants the world title! The cracks are forming!” All I can say to that is this; keep thinking that. Keep waiting for us to implode like Run DEA. It’s not going to happen. Do all of us want to be world champion? Of course we do. But we are also all smart enough to know that as long as the world title remains with The Five, The Five call the shots. Poe is one of ours, and we will protect him with our lives. And he would do the same to protect us. You can call it a pecking order, you can call it hierarchy, you can call it whatever you like, Davin and Eco. But the fact remains that what you think, doesn’t make a damn bit of difference to The Five.
<LD drops the mic and The Five are about to leave the ring when Matt Folz comes out to the top of the ramp stopping them>MF:
You know, that was a nice speech and all, and to be perfectly honest, at the moment I don’t really care what The Five does one way or another. But, I think you have all forgotten one thing. Matt Folz is the Onslaught Champion, and because of that, I have a place in the tournament of champions. Now, if you, Stank and Moose want to back out and forfeit your shots, that’s all well and good. But me? Uh uh, I am not giving up my chance to be OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. So, Poe, what do you say that you take that OOWF World Heavyweight Title and you put it on the line against me tonight?<The crowd pops for this>
Poe:
Folz, you want to step up to The Five and challenge for MY title? You got it. You die first. And as for you Boy, I want you to watch what happens to Folz. What I do to him will just be the tip of the iceberg compared to what I do to you. Namaste.IMPERIAL ONSLAUGHT[/u]
The rules here are very simple. Two men will enter to start things, every two minutes another wrestler will enter. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope to the floor. The match continues until there are four men left, then the Cell is lowered and the last four men compete in an elimination Hell in the Cell match. The last man standing gets an OOWF World Heavyweight Title Shot. Let’s get our first two participants.
The new leader of Drink & Destroy,
Spin Hansen is announced and he makes his way to the ring. Spin gets the misfortune of drawing number one. His opponent will be……
Davin Moreland! Davin makes his way to the ring, and as soon as he steps between the ropes, they lock up and start trading shots. Davin catches Spin with a knee to the gut and pulls him to the ropes and tries to throw him over, but Spin fights him off and catches Davin with a shot to the gut, then sends him to the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the jaw that sends Davin back to the ropes and nearly over, but Davin manages to push himself back into the ring, turn around and charge, right into a spine buster from Spin! Spin pulls a dazed Davin to his feet and runs him across the ring and throws him over the top rope, but Davin shows his tremendous athletic skill by keeping his feet from hitting the floor (not easy for a guy that tall) and skinning the cat and getting back in the ring, charging across the ring and catching Spin with a boot to the face that sends him to the mat. Davin pulls Spin up and pulls him to the corner and tries to get him out of the ring, but Spin Hansen holds on for dear life as the countdown begins again. We get to one, and
Nhoj Strebor is announced! He is the Norwegian Nightmare, or something like that. Strebor comes to the ring, and steps between the ropes, Davin immediately stops trying to throw Spin over the top rope and charges across the ring and catches Strebor with a boot to the face that sends him right back over the ropes to the floor!
Nhoj Strebor is eliminated. Spin comes out of the corner and spins Davin around and rocks him with several European uppercuts, then sends him across the ring and elevates him with a big back body drop. Spin pulls Davin to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, then hits the HAIR OF THE DOG! Davin’s head slams into the mat and you can see he is dazed. Spin pulls him to his feet and hefts him onto his back and moves toward the ropes, trying to throw him over the top to the floor. Now it is Davin’s turn to hang on for dear life. Spin pushes with everything he’s got, but Davin has his legs wrapped around the middle rope. Finally Spin pulls his head back and drops an elbow across his throat, driving Davin’s head down to the mat again. The countdown begins again, and we get to zero and
Ecosystem is announced. He sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and ducks a clothesline attempt from Spin, springs off the middle ropes and connects with a back elbow to Spin’s jaw. Eco pulls Spin to his feet and hits a spinning heel kick, then sends Spin into the corner and catches him with a flying knee to the jaw that snaps Spin’s head back and sends him to the mat. Eco turns around just in time to get goozled by Davin, but Eco fights out of it with kicks to the sides of Davin’s knees. Davin releases the hold and Eco bounds off the ropes and connects with a drop kick to Davin’s knee that sends him to the mat. Eco turns and sees that Spin is still down in the corner and sprints to the corner and catches Spin with a bootwash across the face, then turns back to Davin, waiting for him to get back to his feet. Eco slips behind Davin and hits a release German suplex then pulls the big man up and drags him to the ropes and tries to push him over the top rope to the floor. Spin joins him, and they have Davin in trouble. The countdown begins again, and the crowd counts down to zero and
Chris Evans is announced. He races to the ring and slides under the ropes and immediately tries to help Spin and Eco get Davin over the top rope, but Davin fights out of it with punches, kicks and bites, finally freeing himself from the ropes. Davin pulls Eco up and slams him in the face with a head butt, then clotheslines Spin to the mat, but turns and gets blasted with a superkick from Evans that sends him back into the corner. Evans charges and tries a splash, but Davin swats him to the mat with an urinage. Davin pulls Evans up and lifts him with a military press and starts toward the ropes, but Eco charges across the ring and chop blocks him, causing Davin to drop Evans, hotshotting him on the top rope, sending Evans back into the ring grabbing his throat in pain. Davin falls to the mat, grabbing the back of his leg in pain and Eco immediately grabs his leg and works it with several stiff kicks, then drags him to the corner and Eco rolls under the bottom rope (thus avoiding elimination) and wraps Davin’s leg around the post several times. Inside the ring, Spin mounts Evans and hammers him with shots to the face as the clock winds down and our next participant is announced.
Alexis Darling is announced and she comes out with a determined look on her face. She nails Eco from behind outside the ring and rolls him back into the ring, then follows him in. Alexis pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a boot to the gut, then sets him up and hits a PEDIGREE! Davin gets to his feet in the corner and just stares at her as she grabs Spin from behind and traps him in the Dragon Sleeper, dragging him off of Evans to the middle of the ring. Alexis wrenches in the pressure and Spin struggles to break the hold. Just when it looks like Spin may fade out, Evans gets to his feet and runs across the ring and BLASTS Alexis with a shining wizard, sending her to the mat. Davin explodes out of the corner and turns Evans inside out with a clothesline. Davin limps a little, then pulls Eco to his feet and shoves him into the corner and charges in for a big boot, but Eco moves and Davin crotches himself on the top rope. Eco connects with a drop kick to the back of Davin’s head that sends his head forward, slamming into the ring post! Davin falls to the mat and lies motionless in the corner. The countdown ends again, and
The Amnesiac is announced. He doesn’t sprint to the ring, instead he takes his time getting there. Smart move. While he is sauntering to the ring, Alexis is back on her feet, and she and Evans grab Spin and hit a double suplex, kip up and charge across the ring and connect with a double drop kick to Eco that sends Eco over the top rope, and onto the apron. Eco is trying to fight back into the ring, when Amnesiac grabs him from the outside and tries to pull him to the floor. Eco holds on for dear life and manages to land several kicks to The Amnesiac’s head, sending him to the floor. Eco scurries back into the ring and The Amnesiac follows. Davin is finally sitting up, slumped in the corner, with a nasty knot on his forehead, and blood pouring down his face. The Amnesiac runs across the ring to where Evans and Alexis are trying to throw Spin over the top rope, he grabs Alexis, spins her around, kicks her low and DROPS her with a DDT! The Amnesiac then gets up and pulls Alexis up and lifts her onto his shoulder and tries to throw her over the top rope, but Alexis comes to in time to grab the top rope and keep herself from going over. It is time for another entrant, and
Outback Jack is announced. He gets to the ring in a hurry and helps Spin, grabbing Evans and slamming him in the face with a head butt. Eco staggers around the ring and sees a dazed Davin Moreland sitting in the corner and he charges in and puts his boot across Davin’s throat, choking him out. Alexis rakes The Amnesiac’s eyes and frees herself, then scoops him up and ties him in the tree of woe in the corner. Evans sees this and gets back to his feet and hits a delayed flying drop kick. Spin and Jack wait for their opportunity, and when Evans gets back to his feet, they charge across the ring and double clothesline him, but Evans holds on to the top rope and slips between the ropes and saves himself. Jack and Spin grab Evans, but Evans hits a low blow on Spin, sending him to the mat, then Evans takes Jack down with a double leg take down and hammers him with elbows. Across the ring Alexis grabs Eco and pulls him off of Davin and drops him with an inverted DDT, then offers her hand to Davin. Davin reluctantly takes it and she helps Moreland to his feet. The time is up and out next entrant,
Tytan comes to the ring and spins Davin around and PLANTS him with a belly to belly suplex, then grabs Alexis and sends her to the ropes and nearly decapitates her with a clothesline. Tytan pulls Spin to his feet and tries to throw him over the top rope to the floor, but Spin hits a mule kick to Tytan’s jewels that stops him cold. Spin hooks Tytan and tries a suplex, but Eco helps his partner by grabbing his legs and pulling him to the mat. As Tytan gets to his feet, The Amnesiac grabs him from behind and spins him around and tries a whip to the ropes, but Tytan reverses it, follows The Amnesiac and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor on the rebound!
The Amnesiac is eliminated. Chris Evans has Outback Jack on his feet and tries to pull him to the ropes, but Jack stops him with several rabbit punches to the kidneys, then Spin gets to his feet and he and Jack nearly KILL Evans with TOTAL ELIMINATION! Alexis grabs Eco from behind and hits a high bridge German suplex, dropping Eco right on the back of his head. Tytan turns to come to his partner’s aid, but Davin cuts him off with a big boot to the face that sends the big man reeling. Time expires again and
SYB is announced and has to be pushed from behind the curtain so he will head to the ring. SYB takes forever to get into the ring, and as soon as he does, Spin Hansen charges across the ring and SPEARS him, nearly cutting SYB in half! Spin rains shots down on SYB, who tries to cover up, but takes most of the shots to the face. Alexis pulls a nearly dead Evans off the mat and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a spinning head scissors that sends Evans to the ropes, but not quite over them. Outback Jack charges at Evans, but Evans is able to back drop him, sending Jack to the floor
Outback Jack is eliminated in another corner, Davin and Tytan are on their knees trading punches that would kill most normal men. SYB has finally managed to get to his feet and he runs across the ring and catches Alexis with a forearm to the back of the head that sends her to the mat. SYB rebounds off the ropes and trips on Alexis and staggers right into the ENDGAME from Eco! SYB is DEAD! Eco pulls SYB to his feet and tries to throw him over the top rope, but SYB holds on like a spider monkey and Eco can’t get him over. It is that time, and
The Dead is announced and he makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and charges over to where Davin and Tytan are still on their knees trading blows. Dead connects with a kick to the back of Davin’s head sending him to the mat, then turns and blasts Tytan in the face with another kick sending him to the mat as well. SYB runs across the ring, running away from Eco and Spin, and runs right into a CLOSE THE CASKET! SYB’s head snaps back and he hits the mat out cold. Before Dead can pull him to his feet, Eco and Spin grab him and shove him into the corner and pummel him with punches and kicks. Chris Evans is back on his feet and he staggers around the ring and sees Alexis Darling getting to her feet. He goes low and sweeps her legs from beneath her sending her to the mat, then springs off the middle rope and drops a knee across her chest. Evans pulls her up and hits a trio of snap suplexes, then pulls her up for a fourth, and turns it into a BRAINBUSTER! Evans pulls a semi-conscious Alexis to her feet and lifts her onto his shoulders and heads to the ropes as time expires and
Nayr is announced. Nayr races to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and immediately tries to help Evans throw Alexis out of the ring, but he is stopped by Davin Moreland who grabs him from behind and hits the TESTDRIVE! Tytan is back to his feet as well and he heads to the corner where Eco and Spin are still putting the boots to Dead. Tytan catches Spin with a forearm to the back of the head, sending him to the mat, then he and Eco pull Dead out of the corner. Eco sends Dead to the ropes and Tytan catches him on the rebound in a bear hug while Eco bounds off the ropes and catches him with a spinning heel kick to the jaw! Team TeAM shares a high five, then Eco charges and tries to clothesline Evans over the top rope, but he holds on to the ropes and ends up getting tangled in the top and middle ropes. Alexis and Eco take turns kicking Evans in the head. Davin pulls Nayr to his feet and sends him to the ropes and stops him cold with a boot to the gut, then lifts him up for a power bomb and SLAMS him to the mat! Time expires and
Skurge is announced. Skurge sprints to the ring and catches Tytan from behind with a high knee to the back, Tytan had been backing SYB into the corner threatening to break him in half. Meanwhile Davin pulls Nayr to his feet and shoots him over the top rope to the floor
Nayr is eliminated then turns his attention to Evans, who just freed himself from the ropes. Evans falls face first to the mat and Davin drops a leg across the back of his head. Dead is up and he spins Alexis around and hits an inverted atomic drop, then hits an inverted side Russian leg sweep, bouncing Alexis’ head off the canvas. Skurge has Tytan on the mat in a camel clutch, and SYB bounds off the ropes and kicks Tytan right in the face. Ecosystem comes to his partner’s aid, grabbing Skurge from behind and pulling him off of Tytan and hooking him for a reverse suplex, but SYB stops him cold with a boot to the gut. Spin had been resting in the corner, now he picks his spot and waits till Davin pulls Evans to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Spin comes out of the corner and catches Evans with a ridiculous spine buster, then pulls him up and is about to throw him over the top rope when Davin grabs him and spins him around. The two big men go nose to nose, and soon are trading shots. Time is up and
Firewoman is announced and makes her way to the ring. Fire snarls as she steps between the ropes and heads right for Davin, spinning him around and catching him with a shot to the knot on his head. Spin steps in and tries to get some too, but Fire rakes the eyes and grabs Spin and sends him shoulder first into the corner ring post. Fire turns back to Davin and the two of them tear into one another. On the other side of the ring, Skurge kicks Eco low and DRIVES him to the mat with a Tiger Driver, then hooks his legs and catapults him right into a HEBREW HAMMER! SYB yells for the same thing to happen to Tytan, so Skurge grabs his legs and catapults him, but Tytan comes up swinging and connects with a shot to SYB’s head that sends him over the top rope to the floor!
SYB is eliminated. The Dead backs Alexis into a corner and sets her on the second rope and tries to flip her out of the ring, but Alexis fights him off and shoves him away. When Dead gets to his feet, Alexis leaps off the middle rope, but Dead catches her with a CLOSE THE CASKET in mid-air! Alexis Darling is nearly unconscious as Dead pulls her to her feet and throws her over the top rope to the floor.
Alexis Darling is eliminated The time runs again and
DH Magnusson is announced and comes to the ring. He quickly checks on his partner then makes his way to where Eco and Tytan are putting the boots to Skurge. DH grabs Tytan and spins him around and slams him in the face with a head butt, dropping Tytan to his knees with blood pouring from his nose. Meanwhile Chris Evans is still alive. He watched The Dead eliminate Alexis Darling, then waits for him to turn around and catches him with his own super kick sending Dead over the top rope and onto the apron. Evans turns around just in time to eat a SPEAR from Spin Hansen that sends him against the ropes, knocking Dead to the floor
The Dead is eliminated. Davin and Fire are still trading shots, but Fire gets the better of it and backs Davin against the ropes. Evans escapes from Spin and helps Fire whip Davin across the ring and they connect with a double drop kick that sends Davin to the mat. Magnusson and Spin go after Fire and Evans and they brawl while Ecosystem helps Tytan to his feet and they wait in the corner for their opportunity. They don’t have to wait long, they charge in and Tytan catches Firewoman with a forearm to the side of the head that knocks her goofy. The time expires again, and
Ravenna Blue is announced and heads to the ring. She steps between the ropes and surveys the landscape, Team TeAM and the Midnight Sons are pummeling one another in the middle of the ring, Fire and Davin have once again found their way to one another and Davin has Fire’s throat pressed on the middle rope until Chris Evans comes over and grabs Davin from behind. Fire snarls and fires shots at Davin’s head, then finishes him with a spinning kick to the side of the head. Ravenna sees Skurge getting to his feet on the far side of the ring and grabs him from behind in a double chicken wing, then takes him to the mat with a suplex. Ravenna pulls Skurge to his feet and tries to throw him over the top rope, but Skurge holds on and catches Ravenna with a kick to the gut, sending her to one knee. Across the ring, Fire and Evans have Davin in the corner and they are taking turns chopping his chest to ribbons. In the middle of the ring, Magnusson catches Eco with a big boot that sends him staggering into the waiting arms of Ravenna, she hits a release overhead suplex that sends Eco crashing into the turnbuckles. Time runs out and our next participant is announced.
Bryce Larson comes to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, he immediately grabs Ravenna and lifts her for a choke slam, but drops her across his knee, while Evans bounds off the ropes and hits a leg drop across her throat. Fuel gets to their feet and watches as The Midnight Sons double head butt Tytan, sending him staggering, they catch Tytan with a double drop kick, sending him over the top rope to the floor
Tytan is eliminated. Larson and Evans pull Skurge to his feet and Evans kicks him low, then sets him up for a power bomb and Larson runs to the corner, hops to the top rope, and spins off hitting a kicks to the side of Skurge’s head, sending him off of Evans’ shoulders to the floor
Skurge is eliminated. Larson and Evans help Fire pull Davin to his feet and back him into the corner and the three of them try to throw Davin over the top rope to the floor, but Davin hangs on for dear life once again. Magnusson and Ravenna lock up in the corner and DH tries to cave Ravenna’s chest in with chops and slaps, meanwhile Eco and Spin trade weary shots at one another in the middle of the ring. The time runs again, and
Alexander Darling is announced and makes his way to the ring. He immediately goes after Fire, pulling her away from Evans and Larson and slamming her face first into the turnbuckle. Larson and Evans attack, but Darling blocks Evans punches and connects with a kick, then takes Larson to the mat with a judo trip, grabs him and begins raining elbows down on his head. Fire starts out of the corner, but Davin cuts her off with a boot to the side of the face. Ravenna Blue grabs Davin from behind and sends her to the ropes, but Davin reverses it and elevates Ravenna, but she shifts in mid-air and nails Davin with a drop kick to the face. Ravenna hits the mat and bounces to her feet, but DH Magnusson was waiting, ready, and he catches her with a clothesline that takes her over the ropes to the floor, landing HARD on the floor on that repaired shoulder.
Ravenna Blue is eliminated. DH pauses for a moment to make sure she is ok, and Ecosystem sneaks up behind him and dumps him over the top rope.
DH Magnusson is eliminated Fire, Larson and Evans get the numbers game on Davin and Darling and Fuel has Davin on the mat, standing on his throat. The time runs once again, and
Concrete TG is announced and rushes to the ring. Firewoman and Alexander Darling are both on their feet, Darling catches Fire with a clothesline, then drags her to the ropes and tries to throw her over, but Fire skins the cat, and grabs Darling in a head scissors trying to take him out too, but it doesn’t work and both remain in the ring. Crete pulls Spin Hansen to his feet, Spin seems to be running on fumes. Crete sends Spin to the ropes and catches him with a knee to the gut, then a kick to the back of the head that sends him back to the mat. Eco and Crete drop matching elbows on Spin, then send him to the ropes and hot shot him on the top rope. Spin staggers backward and Crete and Eco charge, but Spin gets a boot up that catches Crete on the jaw, and manages to land a punch square to Eco’s jaw, sending him to the mat as well. Spin collapses and goes down as well. Evans and Larson pull Davin to his feet and they try a double clothesline, but Davin hangs on and reverses it, so the three of them are down as well. Everyone is down as the time runs out, and it is time for the last entrant into this year’s Imperial Onslaught. The crowd waits with anticipation, and it is……
”The Nature Boy” Ric Flair! Flair’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation. Flair steps between the ropes and starts chopping people to the mat. Davin gets up and gets one, then Darling, then Evans, then Eco, then Larson, then Spin, then Fire and finally Crete! Flair sets the place on fire! Flair is feeling it, so he leaves the ring and heads to the top rope, he leaps, but Davin gets to his feet and catches Ric in mid-air with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! FLAIR IS DEAD! Davin pulls Flair to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor
Ric Flair is eliminated. Crete gets to his feet and grabs Firewoman from behind, but Fire turns around and knees Crete in the gut, then bounds off the ropes and hits a scissors kick to the back of Crete’s head. Across the ring, Evans and Larson have Spin and Eco on the mat, hammering them with shots to the chest. Larson pulls Evans up and has Spin trapped in the corner. Larson charges at Evans and Evans throws him into the corner at Spin, but Spin moves out of the way. Larson lands on the middle rope, but Spin uses the ropes to kick Larson on the back of the head, sending him over the top rope to the floor.
Bryce Larson is eliminated. Across the ring Fire has Crete against the ropes, trying to throw him over, Davin Moreland charges across the ring and tries to flip both Crete and Fire over, but Fire lands on the apron, while Crete hits the floor.
Concrete TG is eliminated Evans grabs Spin and tries to throw him over the top rope, but Spin holds on. Alexander Darling comes to his rescue, grabbing Evans from behind and hitting a lung blower. Evans writhes in pain and Davin grabs him by the throat and pulls him to his feet then high in the air, but Eco takes the opportunity to climb to the top rope and connect with a missile drop kick to the back of Davin’s head. Davin lurches forward and slams Evans to the mat, then falls himself. Spin pulls Evans up and runs toward the ropes with him and fires him over the top rope to the floor, just before Fire can get there to save him.
Chris Evans is eliminated. Four of the five remaining will compete in the Hell in the Cell for a title shot. Spin snarls and goes after Firewoman and hammers her to the mat in the corner. Darling charges in and helps him beat Fire down, but Ecosystem grabs Alex and pulls him off of him, then sends him to the ropes, elevates him and hits a STUNNER! Alex’s head snaps back and he falls to the middle of the ring. Davin grabs Fire and pulls her off of Spin and throws her across the ring sending her ribs first into the ring post. Fire writhes in pain, but quickly gets back to her feet. Davin pulls Spin up against the ropes and hammers him with repeated shots to the chest. Fire darts across the ring and tries a high knee to Davin’s back, but Davin moves out of the way at the last second and the knee catches Spin Hansen in the face, sending him over the top rope to the floor
Spin Hansen is eliminated. We have our final four! Ecosystem, Firewoman, Alexander Darling and Davin Moreland will compete in the Hell in the Cell for a world title shot!
All four fall to the mat in separate corners while the cell is slowly lowered over the ring. Darling pulls himself to his feet and charges into the corner where Fire is slumped and catches her with a boot to the face, then pulls her up and throws her between the ropes to the floor. Darling follows him and while they are on the outside, Ecosystem gets to his feet and motions for Davin to face him in the middle of the ring. Davin looks at Eco for a moment then slowly gets to his feet. The two of them slowly circle and Davin lunges to lock up, but Eco slips behind him and runs him to the ropes and rolls him up from behind for a quick two count.
On the outside, Darling pulls Fire to her feet and sends her face first into the cage, Fire bounces off the cage, and Darling catches her by the throat and slams the back of her head into the cage repeatedly until Fire slumps to the floor. Inside the ring, Davin kicks out and sends Eco into the corner. Eco waits for Davin to get to his feet and charges out of the corner, and Davin catches him and hits and elevated RGDC! Davin covers, but Eco kicks out at two! Davin looks stunned.
On the outside, Darling stomps away at Fire, then pulls her to her feet and lifts her for a DARLING DRIVER, but Fire slips off his shoulders and shoves him face first into the cage. We see that Fire has blood running down the back of her head from being slammed into the cage, she notices this and unleashes her fury on Alexander, running his face across the cage like a cheese grater, then rolling him into the ring. Darling sits up and we see he is a bloody mess. Fire follows him into the ring and pulls him to his feet and backs him into the corner, then sees Davin standing there, so she whips Darling to Davin, and Davin tries an elevates RGDC, but Eco kicks his leg from the mat, and both Alex and Davin fall to the mat.
Fire pounces on Darling and covers, but Alex rolls his shoulder at two, Eco throws an arm across Davin’s chest, but he also only gets a two count, Fire gets to her feet and catches Eco with a boot to the face, then pulls him up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a power slam for a two count. Davin and Darling get to their feet, Davin is reeling from blood loss and fatigue, he swings at Darling, but Darling easily ducks it and catches Davin with a knee to the gut, then takes him to the mat with a DDT, covers and gets another two count. Darling pulls Davin to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Davin reverses it and catches Darling with a boot to the jaw that sends him back on the ropes, Davin charges and takes Darling over the topes to the floor with a clothesline.
Across the ring, Fire pulls Eco up and lifts him for a suplex, but Eco fights out of it in mid-air and reverses it into a DDT, planting Fire on the mat, then rolling through for a cover, but Fire rolls her shoulder at two. On the outside, Davin pulls Darling up and lifts him, then slams him back first into the ring post, then drops him to the floor. Davin is not done though, he pulls Darling up again, right into a short arm clothesline, then keeps hold of his arm and yanks him up again and sends him back first into the steel steps. Darling writhes in pain on the floor and Davin drops to one knee for a moment, then gets himself together and stalks Darling, yelling for him to get up. Darling manages to get to a sitting position against the steps, and grabs Davin’s shorts when he gets close enough and pulls him face first into the ring post! Davin’s head echoes off the ring post with an audible thud and he goes to the floor in a heap.
On the other side of the ring, Eco pulls Fire to her feet and grabs her in a sleeper hold. Fire struggles, but Eco holds on for dear life. Fire falls to one knee, then fights back to a vertical base and slips to Eco’s side and hits a belly to back suplex, but both remain on the mat. On the outside, Darling pulls Davin up and rolls him under the ropes…..barely. He crawls in after him and covers, and gets a two count, Davin just barely manages to get his foot on the bottom rope.
Darling grabs Davin by the head and hammers him with shots to the face, then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Davin catches him, lifts him and DRIVES him to the mat with a power bomb! Davin covers, but now it is Darling’s turn to roll his shoulder at two. Davin struggles to his feet and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes and tries a MOONSAULT but Darling moves out of the way at the last second and Davin gets nothing but mat! Davin pops up on his hands and knees, and Darling grabs him in a magistral cradle and gets the one, two, three!
Davin Moreland is eliminatedThe referee orders Davin out of the ring and he rolls under the bottom rope and officials help him out of the cage. Davin gets a tremendous ovation for his incredible effort tonight. Inside the ring, Darling gets to his feet and lands several stiff kicks to both Eco and Fire, then pulls Eco to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, and brings him down with a BRAINBUSTER! Eco is DEAD! Darling falls on him but Eco is not quite dead after all and rolls his shoulder at two. Darling pulls him to his feet and tires a whip to the ropes, but Eco reverses it, pulls Darling back and tries a kick to the gut, but Darling catches his foot and Eco blasts him with an enzuguri to the back of the head! Darling and Eco both go down. Fire pounces on Eco and grabs his arms and hits the FIRESTOMP! She covers, hooking the leg hard and gets the one, two, three!
Ecosystem is eliminatedEco is escorted out of the cage, and Fire and Darling glare at one another with hate in their eyes, but you can see they are both exhausted. Fire leaves the ring and rummages under the ring and grabs a barbed wire baseball bat and rolls under the ropes, but as she gets to her feet, Darling catches her with a boot to the gut, then grabs the bat and tries to bring it down on her head, but Fire grabs his arm, then slams him in the face with a head butt. Darling staggers backward and Fire kicks him in the gut and lifts him….PILEDRIVER! Fire covers and the referee hits the mat and counts, one, two, thre…..NO! Darling somehow kicks out! Fire slaps the match in frustration and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes for a BEST FIRESAULT EVER but Fire takes a moment too long and Darling gets to his feet and catches her on the ropes and hits a TOP ROPE DARLING DRIVER! Darling covers, one…….two……THREE!
WINNER in 1:17:49 – Alexander Darling
POE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz is announced first and makes his way to the ring. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion is announced and comes to the top of the ramp with Selena at his side, and glares out at the crowd, then fixes his eyes on Folz and makes his way to the ring. Poe escorts Selena to a seat at ringside and hands her the title, then climbs onto the apron and steps between the ropes. The referee calls for the bell and the two immediately lock up in the middle of the ring. Poe pushes Folz into the corner and the referee calls for a clean break, Poe tries a clubbing shot to Folz’s chest, but Folz moves out of the way and slips behind Poe and connects with a kick to Poe’s ankle. Poe spins in the corner and snarls at Folz. Folz catches Poe with a forearm to the side of the head then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a drop toe hold, sending Poe to the mat. Folz immediately grabs a front face lock and grinds Poe’s face into the mat. Poe gets to one knee and lifts Folz off his feet and onto his shoulder and drives him into a corner, slamming the back of Folz’s head into the turnbuckle.
Poe pulls Folz to his feet and catches him with several elbows to the jaw, then snapmares him out of the corner and kicks him on the back of the head sending him to the mat. Poe bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Folz’s chest and covers, but Folz kicks out at two. Poe traps Folz in a sitting abdominal stretch and digs his elbow into Folz’s ribs trying for the submission, but Folz refuses and slowly works to his feet and escapes with a hip toss. With Poe on the mat, Folz pulls him up and hits an overhead release belly to belly suplex that stuns the champion. Folz covers, but Poe kicks out at one.
Matt pulls Poe to his feet and grabs a half nelson and tries a suplex, but Poe blocks it, so Folz releases it and hits several hard shots into Poe’s ribs and kidneys, then grabs it again and hits a half nelson suplex and covers again, but once again, Poe kicks out at two. This time Poe gets to his feet and staggers into the corner. Folz sees him and charges, but Poe gets a boot up. Folz stops before the boot can take his head off though, grabs his foot and pulls Poe out of the corner and trips him to the mat, then tries to lock on the ankle lock, but Poe kicks free with several hard boots to the chest.
Poe gestures to Selena, who slides him in a steel chair. Folz takes a swing at him, but Poe dodges and Folz eats a steel shot! The referee immediately calls for the bell, Poe snarls at him and CRACKS him with a chair as well!
WINNER in 10:41 by disqualification – Matt Folz
Poe begins driving the end of the chair into Folz's chest as the audience boos and Selena cackles until...
Russ: Ecosystem is here!
Razz: He is on this show WAY too much.
Poe scouts Eco and swings with the chair, but Eco baseball slides between the legs of Poe, tripping the big man up and causing him to fall forward into his own chair! Eco goes to help Folz up, but here comes Moose and LD! Eco catches Moose with a side kick, but LD clotheslines him right down. Folz jumps atop LD just as Firewoman and Stank run down. Firewoman tears Folz off and plants him with a DDT! Stank and Moose begin stomping on Eco in the corner....
...when Tytan runs in from the audience, brandishing a baseball bat. He swings for Stank's head, and Stank's dodge is a second slow, causing him to take the shot to the arm. Moose rips the bat from Tytan's hands and they begin trading blows--just as DH Magnusson, Outback Jack, and Spin Hansen run out! We have a Pier 10...no, 11 brawl here! Spin Hansen tackles down Firewoman, Spin kicked off by Poe, double clothesline from DH and OBJ to Poe, OBJ eats a stiff right from Moosehead Jack, who is then struck from behind by Tytan with the steel chair! LD Williams and Stank throw Tytan together to the outside, but LD goes right out with him following a recovered Eco's dropkick! Poe pops up and spears Eco to the ground as the two exchange blows once more.
OOWF Security, ready this time, pour in to try to stop the fighting. Their impact is initially weak, but more continue to pour in, including the local police stationed at the arena. At least one person on both sides call an audible to back off, though who said what is unclear. The Five remain in ring as the other six head up the ramp--but halfway through, they all turn around and face back toward the five, staring them down.
Eco looks at Matt Folz who is standing apart from him and Tytan. They stare each other down for a moment...and then smile. They give a quick hug, and Ecosystem, sporting a massive grin, raises the arms of Tytan and Matt Folz as Spin raises the arms of Outback Jack and DH Magnusson. The two groups continue staring at The Five in ring, all of whom stare right back. Poe takes his title from the referee and angrily raises it above his head as we fade...out...
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the Doomy Doomy Doom Doom PPV. Live! October 25th from Houston, Delaware! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament, Round 1! October 7th from Nazareth, Pennsylvania!
For all your OOWF shopping needs, check out www.cafepress.com/oowfshirts For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com
Join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights!
