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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 13:04:57 GMT -5
SFJ21 is interviewing Firechild as he enters the arena...WALKING.
SFJ21: Firechild, you're losing streak continues going into this, your first OOWF pay per view.
FC: Yes.....
SFJ21:......well, do you think that you can break the streak in your match against Blade.
Firechild stops, and turns to look at her.
FC: Do you think I would be here if I didn't think I could beat Blade. Do you think I would be here, if I didnt think I could beat Alt, or Williams. Do you think I would be here if I didn't think that someday soon, I'll be walking into these arena's as the OOWF champion.....
SFJ21: Sure, everyone's gotta dream but....
FC: But what?
Firechild starts walking, with a disgruntled air.
SFJ21 grows a brain cell and realises not to push the issue, and takes a different tack.
SFJ21: LD Williams has been heard saying that he considers you and him to have unfinished business....
Firechild stops, and turns slowly, an interested look on his face.
FC: Really? That's interesting, seeing as he seems to have his itinerary full, fellating Moosehead and getting ridden like a bitch by Adrenaline.... i'm not sure I'm up for any of that action.
He chuckles and walks on.
SFJ21, being american, blonde and completely incapable of understanding sarcasm, continues....
SFJ21: So you're scared of Williams?
Firechild again stops, stone dead and turns, this time with a look of burning dislike in his eyes.
He marches up to the mentally deficient reporter, and lowers his head so he looks her right in the eyes...
FC: No, I'm not scared of him, I'm just saying that he seems to spend all his time fighting other people's battles, like a little bitch, and I'm not all that impressed.
SFJ21: Even though he beat you two weeks ago.
She flinches...
FC: <Quite placidly> True, he beat me, but I slipped, I made a mistake and didnt make sure of the win, be assured, it's not a mistake I'll make again. Hey, LD if you want to go again, I'm happy to show the rest of the roster that you're only any good when your on other people's business, or maybe I'll take a shot at your bosom buddy Adrenaline's title, if you'd rather sit and mumble about the mouthy rookie in corners where I can't hear you....
SFJ21: Is that a challenge?
FC: No, I'm really not that interested, but as everyone now knows, I'll never back down when someone is placed in front of me.
SFJ21: Like Blade is tonight?
FC: Yeah, and I'm not in a good mood, so Blade better watch out, or he'll taste what it's like to be D-Tuned....
SFJ21 is about to ask a question when two Mexican's burst out of a side door and stumble into Firechild, spilling tequila and salsa sauce all over his t-shirt.
Firechild, clearly not having a good day, goes absolutely batshit, drops the first Mexican with a brutal short clothesline and immediately boots the second in the midsection and hits a crisp belly to belly suplex through the nearby door.
Inside the sexy female journalists are having some form of towel party, and do their usual scream, scream, damn arn't I pretty, scream, scream, thing.
Firechild turns his attention back towards the first Mexican and slaps him into the D-Tuner for a few minutes till he passes out.
The second Mexican attacks from behind, and gets a few shots in till Firechild dodges a punch, trips him face first into the wall, and follows up with a dropkick that smashes the Mexican's head between his feet and the door jamb in a sickening move.
Firechild picks up the dropped and half empty tequila bottle, necks a good few shots worth then pours the rest over the as-yet-unnamed Mexicans...
He sttrikes a match on his jeans and is about to drop it when the Rick grabs his hand...
The Rick: What are you DOING?
FC: They pissed me off.
The Rick: Do you realise who this is.
FC: No, why should I care. I liked this T-shirt.
The Rick: This is Los Jobberos, the 3 Piece Set's opposition for tonight. Don't you want them to be fit and well.
Firechild looks halfway between mirth and tears, but composes himself, puts the match out and says...
FC: Hell, its six or seven hours till the PPV opens, they've had.....an energetic sparring session. They wern't up to much anyway. Can't see how this little, misunderstanding can make any difference.
How about, I make up for it at Midweek Mayhem, and ensure that the winners of the tournament get a fair shot at the 3 Piece set's titles, no foul play.
The Rick: That won't be necessary. I have every confidence that my tournament, unlike the NBA playoffs, will provide the most suitable challenge to the 3 Piece Set.
FC: Well, I think the titles should be held by worthy champions, and whether you like it or not, I'll do my best to see that the tag titles, and all titles in this company are held by competitors I can respect. The 3PS have been ducking me for a month, and sometime soon we'll resume what we began in that bar...
Firechild and the Rick go eye to eye, then the Rick grins, and says 'I like that....' Firechild picks up his bag, and continues into the arena.......
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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 1, 2008 13:13:54 GMT -5
OOWF Blood on the Walls PPV
<Opening promo: cut to a room shot in black and white, the walls are white. The camera pans to different superstars all are alone (or with a tag partner) just standing in the room looking at the camera. As the goes from superstar to superstar we hear the voice over: “Every superstar knows the sacrifices that have to be made, the sweat <quick cuts to various matches and brutality> the tears, the pain. Every superstar knows that to make their mark in the OOWF it takes a monumental effort of will and courage to survive. <as we cut from superstar to superstar, chilling music begins to play, and blood starts slowly flowing down the walls of the room, which of course is in full color> It takes the will to spill blood, not just yours, but the blood of an opponent, be it friend or foe. Tonight, there will be pain inflicted, there will be blood spilled <quick cuts to all the superstars bloodied during matches> and tonight, to make the ultimate sacrifice, the blood on the walls, may be yours. Will you risk it all? Will you give all for glory? <fade to black for a second> then slasher music plays and we see various clips of superstars spilling each others blood, as the slasher music reaches a fevered pitch we fade to black, off camera we hear what sounds like something being stabbed, BLOOD ON THE WALLS fades into the black background and begins to run down the screen>
Ross: Welcome to OOWF Blood on the Walls! Razz, we have a fantastic lineup tonight! Donovan Viper defends the OOWF Heavyweight title against UnderDawg AND Canadian Dragon in a ladder match! Razz: That’ll be a great one; we also have Johnny Adrenaline defending his OOWF Intercontinental title against Attitude Adjuster and Beast. Ross: Razz, there is no way Johnny keeps his title tonight. We also have a number one contenders steel cage elimination match, Chris Alt vs. Blackdragon vs. Niles Anderson vs. Mark Vander! Razz: That one will be insane; will the winner of that match be in any shape to win the title? Ross: I wouldn’t think so Razz, we also have a cage match between Concrete TG and Moosehead Jack, if Jack wins, Concrete is forced to team with him for six months, if Concrete wins, Jack can not touch him for six months! Razz: Man, I can’t remember the last time we had a match with so much riding on it! This will change the shape of OOWF – for at least six months! Ross: We also have the return of the OOWF tag team champions 3Peice Set, it appears they have recovered from their injuries, and they take on unknown team Los Jobberos Razz: Los Jobberos, that is Spanish for OMG WORKRATE~!!!!1!! right? Ross: Um yeah, something like that. Let’s head to the ring for our first match, Thim Reynolds takes on newcomer, Mercury.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. MERCURY[/b]
Lockup to start, Thim converts it into a side headlock, Mercury shoves Thim into the ropes, who comes back with a big clothesline. He mounts Mercury and hits several punches to the face. Mercury suddenly reaches his legs back and hooks Thim's arm rocking him back into a pinning predicament. 1,2, Thim barely kicks out in time. Thim hits two punches and then Mercury blocks the third, grabs Thim and hits a vertical suplex. He goes to the top rope, but is cut off by Thim. Thim climbs up and hits a top rope belly-to-belly suplex! He gets a pin for two. He throws Mercury to the ropes and nails a big spine buster. Thim locks in a side leg lock. Mercury struggles to grab the bottom rope but finally does. Mercury stands up and Thim kicks the same leg a few times. Mercury punches Thim away and goes outside the ring. He looks under the ring and finds something and slips it into his tights. Thim hits a double axe-handles from the apron. He slides Mercury back into the ring and follows him in. He kicks the left leg a couple more times for good measure. Mercury stands up and elbows Thim in the face. Merc runs to the ropes, obviously favoring the left leg, and hits Thim with a front dropkick. Thim stumbles back and knocks the ref out of the ring. Merc pulls a small vial out of his tights and opens it. When Thim stands up Mercury throws the contents at Thim's face. Thim ducks just in time to avoid being hit in the eyes with the silver liquid. Did Mercury just throw...mercury at Thim? Thim hits the opposite rope and nails Mercury behind the left leg with a stiff shoulder block. He locks on the Reflex-o-lock! He keeps cranking the left leg while Mercury struggles to get to the bottom rope. He is about to reach it when Thim drags him back to the center of the ring. Mercury is in agony. The ref slides back in just in time to see Mercury tapping out to the Reflex-o-lock. Winner in 13:18 by submission: Thim Reynolds.
After the match, Mercury gets to his feet and throws a handful of powder into Thim’s eyes blinding him. As Thim staggers around the ring, Mercury rebounds off the ropes and kills Thim with a lariat, then climbs the ropes and hits a dragon sault and leaves Thim lying in the ring.
Ross: Another sneak attack after the match. Razz, what is going on here lately? Can no one take a loss like a man? Razz: It’s a shame too because Mercury put up a fantastic match. I don’t think this is over at all, Thim is going to want some revenge, and we haven’t seen the angry side of Thim yet. Ross: I am sure it will not be pleasant for Mr. Mercury. Razz: Up next we have a three-way dance between Morte, JW Westgaard and another newcomer Uncle Entity. Ross: I don’t like Entity’s chances, Morte and Westgaard are seasoned vets, a three way dance is tough enough, a three way dance against two seasoned vets can be VERY difficult!
MORTE vs. JW WESTGAARD vs. UNCLE ENTITY
W Westgaard enters first followed by Morte. They begin to brawl. Morte does a snap mare and puts JWW in a front face lock. Uncle Entity makes his way down the ramp slowly. JWW escapes and punches Morte in the face causing him to stumble backward into the ropes and JWW runs and clotheslines Morte over the ropes to the floor. He turns around and gets hit with a Flair chop to the chest from Entity. UE throws JWW at the ropes; JWW runs back and ducks a clothesline from UE, bounces off the other side and comes back with a big flying lariat. Westgaard picks Entity up for a power bomb; Entity punches Westgaard in the face repeatedly until JWW falls backwards with UE on top of him. UE hooks the legs for a pin. 1-2- Morte runs in and breaks it up. He unleashes a flurry of punches to Entity and lands a big sidekick to the head. Westgaard grabs Morte from behind and launches him backward into a huge Release German Suplex. Morte folds up like an accordion and rolls backward onto him face, gasping for air. UE is up and clubs JWW across the back with a forearm. Westgaard spins around and KICK WHAM DDT! Pin. Kick out at two. Morte is up and he and JWW stare each other down for a moment. Entity gets up and JWW and Morte decide to grab UE for a double suplex. They lift him and leave him hanging for at least 20 seconds before falling backwards and slamming him into the mat. They pick UE up and throw him over the rope and out of the ring. JWW and Morte turn and face each other. Morte with a big right hand but JWW gets his left up for the ol' I-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine. Morte gets up and JWW grabs him for a scoop slam with authority. He climbs the turnbuckle and waits for Morte to stand up. When he does JWW nails Morte with a flying clothesline. He picks him up and hits the Ice Auger! 1! 2! Big boot to the head from Uncle Entity! Where did he come from? JWW stands up and UE clotheslines him out of the ring and goes over to Morte. He pins him and gets three. Uncle Entity stole this one! WINNER in 9:18 Uncle Entity
Razz: Well that just goes to show you that experience doesn’t mean all that much in the OOWF, anyone can pull an upset here! What a great win for Uncle Entity, this could be the start of big things for him here in the OOWF. Ross: No doubt Razz, he has the size, he has the skills, time will tell if he has the desire to become an OOWF superstar. Up next we have two guys who, in my opinion have sealed their fate here in the OOWF. The Devil’s Brigade got involved with Donovan Viper and the splitting of the Ministry; I cannot imagine UnderDawg will just let that slide. Razz: you may be right there Ross, but I wouldn’t worry too much about The Devil’s Brigade, those two are double tough, they can take care of themselves. Their concern should be their match tonight; I hear Kensuke Smoley and Smarko Yamamoto are the most feared team in Japan. Ross: Are you serious? You know darn well who they are. Razz: Who?
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. KENSUKE SMOLEY & SMARKO YAMAMOTO
The Devil’s Brigade comes out first; they are lustily booed by the crowd. The lights dim and generic Asian music hits. From the back come a dozen Geisha girls in complete get up with the fans and the whole nine yards. Tommy O’Neil and Harper Camby stand ready in the ring waiting for Smark and Smoley to appear. Suddenly there is action in the ring! Smark and Smoley with the Pearl Harbor attack (boo narrator!) Their advantage lasts about a second, Camby reverses a Smark Irish whip attempt and catches Smark with a thunderous spine buster. Tommy takes a beating for a moment from Smoley, as Smoley actually clubs Tommy down to one knee. O’Neil quickly ends all that and rocks Smoley with an uppercut that nearly takes Smoley out of his boots. Not O’Neil takes time to pepper Smoley with rights and lefts, finally popping him in the mouth and tossing him over the top rope. Meanwhile, Camby has Smark trapped in a pump handle slam, he finishes the move slamming Smark to the mat violently. O’Neil climbs the middle rope and leaps, dropping a fist right between Smark’s eyes. Smoley tries to get back into the ring to help his partner, but a clothesline from Camby sends him flying off the apron and crashing to the concrete floor. O’Neil toys with Smark, kicking him in the side of the head every time he tries to get to his feet. Finally O’Neil grabs Smark and grabs him for a choke slam, TO lifts him in the air, but instead of bringing him down to the mat, TO drops him across his knee with a wicked backbreaker. TO makes the cover, but somehow Smoley has made it back into the ring and breaks up the count. Camby storms in and levels Smoley with a clothesline. HC hefts Smoley up, and destroys him with a running power bomb, slamming Smoley into the corner, BS’s head slams into the top turnbuckle, he is out. Camby and O’Neil wait for Smark to get to his feet. As he does, he turns toward O’Neil, TO lets the left hook fly. Smark staggers a few steps, obviously out on his feet. Camby catches him before he can fall and Hits a choke slam and Tommy locks on the Gaelic Cloverleaf and gets the submission win. WINNERS in 3:44 The Devil’s Brigade
After the match, Camby pulls Smoley out of the corner to his feet. As he staggers a few steps around the ring, TO dances around him showing some fancy footwork. As Smoley turns around, TO lays him out cold with a left hook.
Razz: Did you see the teamwork of Kensuke and Yamamoto? What a devastating team! The Devil’s Brigade was lucky to escape with a win tonight! Ross: What match were you watching? Smark and Smoley didn’t even put up a fight. That was a slaughter from bell to bell! Razz: Well, Smoley and Smark gave it their all, I keep saying it, but one day they will break through! Ross: Speaking of breakthrough, I think Firechild is on the verge of becoming a star in the OOWF. Razz: Not so fast Ross, I admit Firechild has a world of potential, but there is something just a little off about this guy; he seems a little iffy if you ask me. Ross: That may be, but talent will over come that, and I am sure that is what Blade is hoping for today, Razz, Blade is mired in a horrible losing streak, and I don’t think that will end tonight.
FIRECHILD vs. BLADE
Firechild enters first. He is working the crowd until Blade enters. Blade comes up onto the apron and leaps up to the third rope and hits a diving clothesline, starting this match off with a bang! Firechild gets up, Irish whip to Blade; Blade hits the rope, slides under a sidekick from Firechild. He stands and delivers a German suplex. Bridge for the pins gets two. Firechild gets up and he is pissed. He punches Blade in the face. Punch to the face. Punch to the face. Kick to the side. He grabs Blade and hits a high hanging suplex. Then, rather than going for a pin he just starts stomping away at Blade on the ground. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and blows a kiss to a girl in the front row, then leaps off the top rope for a Savage elbow, but Blade moves at the last second. Firechild stands and grasps at his right elbow. Blade picks up on this right away; Irish whip to Firechild, Firechild off the ropes and Blade hits a Japanese arm drag. Blade goes over and locks on an arm bar. He is cranking hard on that arm and Firechild is in agony. He finally releases the hold and stands up. Firechild is trying to get up but every time he tries he gets a stiff kick from Blade. He finally just shoulder tackles Blade in the knees to get him off of him. Firechild goes outside of the ring holding his arm. Blade gets up and hits a crazy suicide dive through the ropes and hits Firechild hard in the midsection with his shoulder. Blade slides Firechild into the ring and climbs up to the top rope. Firechild starts to stand up and Blade leaps forward to hit a hurricanrana. Firechild catches Blade's legs, plants his feet and refuses to fly over, powers Blade back up in the air and gets a monster power bomb. Pin for two. Firechild picks Blade up and ties him up in a tree of woe in the corner. He goes to the opposite corner and nails Blade in the face with a sliding dropkick to the face. Blade is bleeding from the mouth. A pin gets two again. Firechild sets Blade up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up and pulls Blade up to attempt a superplex. Blade tries a few punches to escape, but Firechild out-powers him and hits the superplex. He goes for a pin but Blade kicks out at two, again. Firechild signals for endgame and grabs Blade's legs. He tries to flip Blade over into the D-Tuner but Blade won't go over. Frustrated, Firechild drops the legs and stomps Blade a few more times and tries again, but Blade just will not flip over. Firechild gets an idea and climbs the top rope again. This time he goes for the elbow drop with the other elbow and this time he connects driving the elbow into Blade's legs. He gets up and tries to lock in the D-Tuner a third time. When he bends over Blade, Blade hooks Firechild's head and rolls him forward into a small package. Firechild kicks out at 2 and 17/18ths. Firechild picks Blade up and tries a release German suplex; Blade does a full back flip, lands on his feet and floors Firechild with a high dropkick. Firechild stumbles back but doesn't fall down. Blade hits the rope, ducks a clothesline and jumps up on the ropes and does an Asai moonsault, Firechild catches him and nails an inverted pile driver. He stands up and locks on the D-Tuner, finally getting Blade over and after about thirty seconds, Blade taps out in the center of the ring. Winner in 27:44 by submission: Firechild
Ross: what a nice win for Firechild! This will certainly move him a step closer to a world title shot! Razz: And Blade falls farther and farther away from a title shot, I don’t know what is going on with him, but he just cannot seem to get it together. Ever since he turned on Microplay he has been struggling to get a win Ross: Just proves my point that cheaters never win. Razz: um but Ross, all our Champions cheat, and they obviously must have won. Ross: never mind that Razz, Seraph has impressed me so far, he went toe to toe with Moosehead Jack last week and doesn’t appear to be any worse for the wear, I think he faces an interesting challenge in Endo tonight. Razz: These two guys are just sick, plain and simple, this match could be one of the most brutal matches we have seen in a long time. I swear Ross, it’s like neither man feels pain!
ENDO vs. SERAPH
Endo starts with a chop to the chest. Seraph doesn't move or react. Another chop and again no reaction. Endo looks confused. He grabs Seraph and hits a suplex. Endo tries a pin and Seraph kicks out at one. He quickly gets up and hits Endo with a big clothesline. Endo gets right back to his feet and punches Seraph in the face. Back and forth right hooks from both guys. Endo ends the exchange with a big uppercut. Seraph stumbles back. Endo with a setup kick and a DDT. Pin for two. Seraph gets up and runs at Endo but Endo gets an arm drag. Seraph is up again. Endo tries a forearm, but Seraph catches it, lifts Endo onto his shoulder and hits a running power slam. Cover for two. He pulls Endo up and gets a snap suplex. Endo gets up slowly and gets hit with a few forearms to the back while trying to stand. He shoves Seraph away. Seraph runs at Endo and gets brought down with a drop toehold. Endo floats over for a side headlock. He cranks down on Seraph's neck, Seraph tries to stand, Endo cranks down harder but Seraph gets up on one knee. He gets up to one leg and grabs Endo for a high backdrop. They both lay on the mat for a moment. They both get up slowly and face each other. They lockup. Endo throws Seraph at the ropes, Seraph ducks a clothesline, hit the opposite rope, comeback with a clothesline of his own, Endo ducks it, Seraph off the ropes and is flung over the rope by Endo. Endo with a baseball slide into Seraph's chest. Endo picks Seraph up and rams his back into the ring post. Endo picks him up and gets a hanging vertical suplex on Seraph outside the ring! Endo gets up and slides Seraph into the ring. Pin for two. He picks Seraph up and gets a knee to the midsection from Seraph. Seraph with a belly-to-belly. He picks Endo up, throws him to the ropes and hits a flying burrito. He hits a big leg drop and tries a pin but only gets two. He picks Endo up and rears back for a punch. But Endo gets him with the Claw! He's got the Claw on Seraph. Seraph kicks Endo in the groin. He throws Endo at the ropes, runs forward and hits Endo with Propitiation! He pins Endo 1-2-3. Winner in 14:54 by pin fall: Seraph
Razz: Great win for Seraph! You have to consider that one an upset, I would also say that things are not done between those tow, they are too much alike. I hope like hell we get to see more matches between them, OMG BLOODLUST! Ross: Calm down there Razz, I am not sure the Rick wants those two trying to kill each other in rings across the country. To me, the Rick seems a little more old school, I am sure he will appreciate the next match between GimmickMan and Microplay. Razz: The turn around of Microplay in the last few months has been astonishing, he went from being one of the most hated heels in the OOWF to one of the most over faces. Ross: And GimmickMan has really stepped it up here lately too, I have said it for a long time now, this guy is long overdue for a one on one title shot. A win tonight would solidify his chance to get that one on one match he wants so bad.
MICROPLAY vs. GIMMICKMAN
The two shake hands in the middle of the ring, then slowly circle and lock up. GM gets the initial advantage and grabs an arm wringer. MP reverses it to an arm wringer of his own, GM breaks it with a forearm to the face, and grabs MP in a side headlock, MP shoots him to the ropes and drops to the mat, GM rebounds off the ropes, steps over MP rebounds off the opposite ropes, MP tries a hip toss, GM reverses it into a backslide, MP kicks out at two, both men get back to their feet. The fans applaud the action. The action starts slow, both men are so evenly matched that neither can gain much of an advantage. Gimmick finally gets the advantage after nearly ten minutes of action when he catches MP coming of the top rope and turns it into a belly-to-belly suplex bridge with pin. MP kicks out at two, both men get to their feet, but GM nearly takes MP’s head off with a European uppercut. GimmickMan now slows the pace of the match down keeping MP grounded and working over his back hoping for a submission with the STF. GM nearly gets the submission with an Indian Death Lock, but MP manages to make it to the ropes. MP gains a momentary advantage with desperation punch to the face and whips GM to the ropes, MP lowers his head too soon and GM nails him with a swinging neck breaker. Cover gets two, GM pulls MP to his feet and tries a standing suplex, MP fights out of it and drop kicks GM in the back of the head sending him over the top rope to the outside. MP follows him to the outside and they brawl around the ring for a moment. GM tries to come back with a series of knees to the midsection, but MP grabs him and hits a reverse Side Russian leg sweep, Gimmick’s head slams into the steps, he comes up a bloody mess. MP rolls him back into the ring, and takes over. MP hits GM with a superplex and floats over for a two count; GM is just able to get the shoulder up. Microplay traps GM in an abdominal stretch and really wrenches the move on, driving his elbow into GM’s side for added pain. Gimmick refuses to give up, so MP releases the hold, then grabs GM and hits a quick pile driver. Another two count another kick out by GM. After another twenty minutes of back and forth action, both men are down on the mat, having taken a lot of abuse. The end comes when both men struggle to their feet, Microplay takes a wild swing at Gimmick, Gimmick ducks and catches Micro around the waist and lifts him into a belly to back suplex and bridge. Both men’s shoulders are down, but GM is able to roll his shoulder at the last possible second. WINNER in 35:12 GimmickMan
After the match, as both men get to their feet, they embrace and shake hands, MP raises Gimmick’s arm in victory and the two leave the ring together.
Ross: Now THAT’S the kind of OOWF action I like to see, what a battle between two great warriors. Razz: That was certainly an instant classic, and even though Microplay lost, there is no shame in losing to a talented competitor like GimmickMan. This is another one of those matches that I hope we can see again and again. Great action! Ross: I have a feeling our next match will not be the scientific classic of Gimmick and Micro, LD Williams is brutal and has a mean streak about a mile wide. Razz: That he does, Ross, but don’t underestimate this guy, he may seem like a guy solely hell-bent on violence, but this guy can go with the best of them. Ross: And Semaj B is a talent that has yet to come in to his own here in the OOWF, he is another man I could see taking that Intercontinental title from Johnny Adrenaline Razz: Ross, you could see EVERYONE taking the title from Johnny Adrenaline, you hate him. Ross: That may be, but that does not take away from Semaj B’s talent. He knows plenty of ways to tie you in knots and can hit the Live and Let Die out of nowhere and get the pin. Razz: Yeah, and LD Williams can hit that DDT at any point and end the match. Should be a good one! Ross: Don’t say that.
LD WILLIAMS vs. SEMAJ B
Williams attacks SB as he gets into the ring and immediately target’s SB’s arm. LDW grabs an arm wringer and takes SB down to the mat. LDW drops a few knees across the back of SB’s arm and wrenches it around to a hammerlock. SB won’t stay down and quickly moves up to a sitting base, then gets to his feet. SB reaches behind him, grabs LDW by the head and flips backward over LDW’s shoulders, pushes LDW into the ropes and rolls him up from behind. LDW kicks out at two and both men are quickly to their feet LDW charges and SB side steps him and tosses him over the top rope, LDW lands on the apron and grabs SB’s head and guillotine’s him on the top rope. SB flies back into the ring, LDW gets back in and lifts SB for a slam, as he tries to plant him, SB keeps hold of LDW and small packages him. LDW kicks out at two, both men spring to their feet, LDW hesitates, SB grabs him and hits a Double Agent and goes for a cover, SB hooks the leg, but Williams still manages to get out at two. SB presses his advantage and sends LDW into the corner, he charges in after him for a shoulder block, LDW moves and SB hits the steel post shoulder first. LDW wastes no time with the opportunity, and hits a fall away shoulder breaker on SB. Williams tries to wrench SB’s arm off his body, and tries to lock on a fujiwara arm bar. SB fights it, and reverses LDW into a pinning predicament. Williams releases the hold avoiding the three count, but gets to his feet before SB and pounds away on that shoulder. He scoops SB up and brings him crashing down shoulder first on his knee. SB writhes in pain on the mat; LDW adds insult to injury by dropping a knee on the injured shoulder. LDW keeps it up, attacking the shoulder, SB, knowing he is injured, goes into defensive mode and tries for quick roll up pins and the like, and tries to fight LDW’s onslaught as best he can. The end comes when LDW has SB trapped in a STF in the middle of the ring, SB refuses to tap, but can not pull himself to the ropes. As SB is flailing his free arm trying to fight the pain, he accidentally pokes the ref in the eye. The ref falls to one side and tries to clear his vision. As he does, it appears that SB loses consciousness. LDW breaks the hold, and gets up to celebrate, as he gets to his feet, AA cold cocks him with a chair, then flees the ring, SB never saw a thing. Semaj and the ref come to, Semaj sees LDW laying out cold on the mat, SB locks on the Octopussy, LDW doesn’t respond so the ref calls for the bell. WINNER in 10:47 Semaj B.
Ross: Wow, I’m not really sure what to make of that. I certainly don’t think that Semaj would need AA’s help to win the match, in fact if I had to venture a guess, Semaj still doesn’t know what happened. Razz: Well Ross I wouldn’t be so sure, after all they both run with the AYUFF, and after all, after tonight Concrete could be forced to team with Moosehead Jack effectively leaving AYUFF leadership up in the air. AA is doing what he needs to do to get his faction a win. It’s all about who has the power. Ross: That may be so, but Semaj didn’t need the interference, and I personally think most AYUFF members have faith that Concrete will beat Jack tonight. I am really not sure what AA is thinking here. Of course he likes to cause trouble, if I were SB I would keep a close eye on him Razz: Up next we have another feud that has kinda flown under the radar, theses two teams simply do not like each other. Ross, I have been impressed with the success that Hellion and Corax have had against these two monsters, but to be locked inside a steel cage? That might be taking things a little too far. Ross: You would certainly think the cage favored Capslock and Stank as it limits Hellion and Corax mobility in the ring, but I have learned long ago to never underestimate these two, when you least expect them to succeed they will come out on top with a win.
FF CAPSLOCK & STANK vs. HELLION & CORAX – Steel Cage Match
Hellion and Corax make their way to the ring. Hellion look in the zone and Corax is nearly foaming at the mouth he so worked up. Capslock and Stank then head down the walkway arguing a long the way, and lumber their way into the ring and the cage begins to lower on to the ring, just as its about to be set Hellion and Corax dive under the cage and leave the two big men by them selves. FFC and stank are befuddled and begin to get visibly irate. H & C both reach under the ring and pull out chairs. Hellion begins to climb the near side of the cage hauling his chair along the way. Hellion makes it to the top of the cage, chair in hand and as he yells and starts talking trash to the big men, as the two men jaw with H, Corax jumps off the top of the cage and nails Stank with a shot to the head and drops the chair, FFC turns and catches a boot to the face and staggers back as Hellion hits a Chair assisted frog splash on Stank. That may have taken some out of H as well, Stank sells it like a gunshot and rolls against the cage and we can see he’s already busted open, FFC then gathers himself and turns Corax inside out with a huge clothes line and begin kicking away at the smaller man. Stank is still down, but is stirring, blood beginning to pool under his head and H is now up and drop kicks FFC into the cage. H&C are now both on their feet while the big men are on the mat lying against opposite side of the cage they look at each other and then we have stereo baseball slide to the midsections of both men! Stank makes his way to his feet and its fist of fury to hellion as Corax stomps away at FFC. Irish whip of hellion by Stank into the corner and is followed by a big splash. Stank Clears Corax off of FFC with a Punch to the back of the head. FFC and Stank are now in control. Corax Whipped off the ropes and is caught by a double choke slam. Cover by FFC, Hellion makes the save with a Tajiri kick to FFC’s head, but is the picked up by stank and hit with a Samoan drop. Corax is up and hits Stank with a Super kick, but the big man doesn’t go down and stumbles back against the ropes and Hellion then picks up the chair and slams the big man across the face…Stank is down in a heap… FFC gets a chair shot to the head and he falls into the corner. Hellion point to the corner of the ring and Corax climbs up the turnbuckle shakes his head and climbs to the top of the cage as the fans are going absolutely apeshit! Stank is struggling to his feet and hellion slams the steel chair across his head and Stank is back down. Hellion runs over with the chair covered in Stank’s blood and holds it in front of FFC’s face, and its OMG~ a Van Damninator off the top of the cage!!!!!!! FFC looks dead, Corax took a huge risk and it looks as though he hurt his back. Hellion grabs Stank, rolls him over and covers him…. 1, 2, kick out, covers again… 1, 2, kick out, Hellion now argues with the ref and makes his way to the turnbuckle and goes for a 450 on Stank, but the big man rolls out of the way. Stank then grabs Hellion and goes all kinds of bat shit on him. Hitting Hellion with punches with so much force that hellion is opened up hard way on the second blow and with each punch blood just flies off of Hellions face. Corax is up and hits Stank in the back with a double axe handle, But FFC catches Corax right after with a kickwhamDDT. FFC then locks in the figure 4skin on Corax and Stank ties hellion up in the P-U. Hellion has got blood pouring out of his nose and a nasty gash on his forehead but won’t tap out, and neither will Corax. FFC is getting frustrated and releases the hold. Corax gets to his feet and hobbles around for about two seconds before he gets another kickwhammDDT. Stank releases the P-U on hellion and begins punching away at hellions blood soaked face. FFC has climbed to the top rope and he’s got a chair…and hits Corax with a chair assisted MOONSAULT!!!! We see a close up of Corax’s face…his eye are rolled back in his head and is bleeding heavily from his nose and mouth…FFC pops up, but is holding his ribs. Stank sees the brutal move and picks hellion up by the hair and throws him up on his massive shoulders. Stank walks to the corner and climbs up on the turnbuckle with Hellion on his shoulders, and proceeds to connect with a massive STANK U FROM THE TOPE ROPE!!! That’s it Hellion is dead, Stank and FFC Laugh through their crimson masks…both men have wild and crazy looks in their eye… They both turn to Corax; Stank grabs him and positions him for the doomsday device. FFC comes off the top rope with a massive clothesline. Corax hits the ring like a rag doll. The two big men then pick up Hellion from the pool of his own blood and Hit the doomsday device for the second time in this match. FFC and Stank each cover a man and 1, 2, 3, and its academic. Winner at 21:47: FF Capslock & Stank
Ross: MAH GAWD! That was a hell of a battle; I have never seen two men suffer as much brutality in one match! Razz: Hellion and Corax gave it their all, but couldn’t over come the size difference this time. Capslock and Stank made a statement here tonight. If 3Piece Set hadn’t noticed them before, I guarantee you they sure as hell noticed them now! Ross: I don’t think it is too farfetched to say that a title match is certainly in their future, their very near future. The same can be said for the competitors in our next match. Razz: Ross I have been looking forward to this match all week, you have four of the best competitors in the OOWF in one match, inside a steel cage, no escape, only pin fall or submission, last man standing gets a guaranteed OOWF title shot. This one is gonna be off the hook!
CHRIS ALT vs. NILES ANDERSON vs. MARK VANDER vs. BLACKDRAGON - #1 Contenders Steel Cage Elimination Match
All four tear into each other, of course Alt and Niles square off and quickly try to kill each other. On the other side Vander and Dragon go through ha series of reversals and counter moves that end up with the heavier Vander getting the advantage and Blackdragon ending up in the cage. Alt and Vander are already trapped between the ropes and the cage and are bouncing each other’s skulls off the steel cage. In no time they are bleeding, Dragon takes another ride into the cage, and HE is bleeding. Vander scoops BD up and throws him over his shoulder and tries to run him into the cage like a javelin. Blascdragon slithers free and pushes Vander’s head into the cage. To make things worse, BD repeatedly slams Vander’s head into the cage, rakes it across the mesh, then follows THAT up wit ha super kick to the back of the head. The action continues for over thirty minutes with no one able to get a pin fall. Finally Blackdragon is the first man eliminated after 35 minutes of action. Dragon nailed Vander with a digger suplex, but Vander gets his shoulders up just before the three count. Niles grabs Dragon and slams him face first into the cage, as Dragon bounces off the cage, Niles kicks him in the mid-section and tries for a DDT. Blackdragon back drops Niles to escape the DDT, but as he stands up, Vander hits him with a clothesline from hell and covers him for the pin. BLACKDRAGON ELIMINATED. Vander goes after Alt who is in one corner recovering from the spike pile driver delivered by Vander and Niles. Vander traps Alt in the corner and stomps away, brutally kicking Alt in the face until blood was pouring from his nose and forehead. Niles pulls Vander out of the corner and hits him with a stunner. Instead of going for the pin, Niles chokes Alt in the corner, screaming at him to give up. Just as it looks like Alt is about to lose consciousness, Vander comes up behind Vander and locks on the Tazzmission! Niles struggles, but the more he struggles the worse it gets. Niles is fading fast. Alt gets to his feet and taunts the fading Anderson, then inexplicably locks a sleeper on Vander! Niles is almost out, Vander is fading fast! Alt could win it all at once! Vander breaks the hold on Niles so he can fight out of Alt’s sleeper. Niles rolls over to one corner to try and regain his senses. Vander fights back to his feet and breaks the hold by slamming Alt into the corner. The end comes for Vander at around the Forty-eight minute mark. All three men are on their feet exchanging punches. Alt takes out Niles with a super kick, but gets clubbed down by Vander. Vander pulls Alt to the corner and tries a tornado DDT. In a last ditch attempt, Alt reverse it into a top rope belly-to-belly suplex. Alt drapes an arm over Vander and gets the pin. MARK VANDER ELIMINATED. Now it is down to two archenemies. Both men are exhausted, having spent ridiculous amounts of energy trying to eliminate Vander and Dragon. Niles and Alt try to kill each other for the next few minutes, each takes a ride into the cage, both men are bleeding buckets of blood. Alt tries for the Styles Clash, but Niles reverses it into a vertebreaker. Niles covers, but somehow Alt gets his shoulders up at two. Niles tries for a submission win wit ha torture rack backbreaker, Alt will not give up so he turns it into a reverse DVD. Another pin attempt, another kick out. Niles gets frustrated and tries a power bomb, but you can’t power bomb Chris Alt! Alt reverses it onto a sit down face buster and gets a two count. Niles staggers to his feet; Alt stuns him with rights and lefts. Niles rakes the eyes to create separation and begins climbing the cage. Alt quickly follows him and the two end up perched on top of the corner turnbuckle duking it out. Alt gets a few kicks into the mid section, then leaps on top of Niles shoulders trying for a frankensteiner from the top rope out of the corner! Niles grabs the cage to keep himself from tumbling over, Alt pounds away, he is in a precarious position, Niles steadies himself and jumps POWER BOMBING ALT off the top rope! I guess you CAN power bomb Chris Alt. Niles crawls over to Alt, and collapses with his arm draped across Alt’s chest. The ref counts three, Niles is the #1 contender! WINNER in 62:44 Niles Anderson
Ross: I don’t believe what I just saw! Niles Anderson comes out on top! Razz: Ross, that tells me that the OOWF title means everything in the world to these guys. You just saw four guys go through hell and back just to get a shot at that world title. What a spectacular effort by all involved! Ross: No question about it Razz, I might not have a while lot of nice things to say about Niles, but he really reached deep tonight to pull off that victory, I am not his biggest fan, but he impressed the hell out of me tonight. Razz: Our next match might just be able to top the one we just saw for pure violence. Ross: Razz, I cannot remember the last time there was so much on the line in one match. Concrete’s entire future is up for grabs here tonight. The man that I consider one of the brightest future stars in the OOWF basically puts his freedom on the line! Jack has backed Concrete into the corner and could very well cost him everything! Razz: well hold on a second there Ross, Jack has a lot to lose here too. I may not like the guy, but if Concrete wins, Jack cannot touch him for six months. For a guy like Jack, watching Concrete win the world title, or regaining the Intercontinental title would be murder. The stakes are high here, and I think the violence will be unreal, both men have a lot at stake, and neither even wants to imaging losing to the other.
CONCRETE TG vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Steel Cage Match
The two archenemies met in the center of the ring and exchange slaps. The slaps quickly escalate to punches, and we are on! Concrete goes on the offensive first, and within five minutes he has MHJ a bloody mess from repeated trips into the cage. Concrete gets the first near fall after a top rope belly to back suplex on Moose. Jack kicks out, Concrete pulls him to his feet, but Jack gets a shot to the face in, then turns and slams Concrete’s face into the cage. Jack grinds Concrete’s face into the unforgiving steel mesh, and finishes it off by hitting a running high knee that slams Concrete’s face into the cage and brings even more gore. The action continues for over a half an hour, both men ripping at the other, both men losing sick amounts of blood, I mean we are talking Muta levels of bleeding here folks. Jack has Concrete down after a big clothesline, but can’t see to make the cover. Jack corners the ref, then un-tucks his shirt to wipe his eyes. Now the ref has Moose blood all over his shirt. Of course when he turns around, Concrete kills him with a super kick to the mouth. At around the thirty-five minute mark both men are bloody messes and both men are down on the mat, fighting to stay conscious, and fighting to continue. Jack gets to his feet first, he pulls Concrete to his feet, Concrete explodes and hits a leg lariat, kicking Jack right in the temple. Both men are down. Concrete crawls over to Jack and makes the cover, 1,2….Jack just manages to get a shoulder up. Concrete pulls Jack up, sends him into the cage face first once again. Blood sprays through the cage and hits the people in the first row. Concrete grabs Jack and rams him into the cage on the opposite side. Jack staggers backward; Concrete grabs Jack and kills him with a Cement Mixer. Jack is out, but so is Concrete. The ref starts the long ten count. Finally around eight, Concrete pulls himself to his feet and falls across Jack. Once again Jack is able to kick out at two. Concrete is furious, and mounts Jack and pounds away at Jack’s head. Concrete whips Jack to the ropes, but puts his head down a moment too soon; Jack grabs Concrete and hits a jumping pile driver. Concrete’s neck may be broken. Concrete is out, but Jack is now too weak to take advantage of it right away. Jack lunges and drapes his arm across Concrete’s chest. Concrete kicks out at two. By now the members of the AYUFF and the Establishment have surrounded the ring. Jack pulls Concrete up by his hair, now it is Jack’s turn to run Concrete face first into the cage. Jack kicks Concrete in the mid section and plants him with a DDT, cover, Concrete just gets the shoulder up, now Jack snaps and pounds away on Concrete slamming his head into the mat. Jack tries for another pile driver; Concrete escapes it with a low blow. Concrete gets to his feet and tries a power bomb, but Jack shifts his weight and lands behind Concrete, Jack immediately grabs CTG’s arm, pins it, and hammers Concrete with a heart punch. Concrete staggers, but Jack won’t let him fall, Jack hits another, and another, never letting Concrete fall. Jack finally lets go, Concrete falls to the mat, limp and seemingly out cold. Jack picks him up one more time, and hits a double under hook DDT. Both men are down; Jack crawls to Concrete, rolls him over and makes the cover, this time Concrete cannot kick out. WINNER in 44:19 Moosehead Jack.
Medical officials flood the ring and check on both men. The Establishment and the AYUFF both look concern, disturbed, and angry. Jack gets to his feet then walks over to Concrete who has just pulled himself to his feet. Jack looks at him and grins. The reality of what has just happened hits Concrete and he slumps to his knees and buries his face in his hands. Jack staggers out of the cage and he and the Establishment head to the back.
Ross: I cannot believe it. Razz, I am almost at a loss for words. I didn’t think he could actually do it, but Moosehead Jack has beaten Concrete TG, and now Concrete has to be Jack’s teammate for six months. Razz I am stunned. Razz: I gotta say I am kinda shocked myself, but I guess if you had to find a bright side in all of this, Concrete and Moose could make a helluva tag team. You think 3Piece Set took notice of this? Ross: I’m sure they did, but how can these two coexist as a team? How can two men who hate each other with such a burning passion actually be an effective team? Razz: well time will tell on that one, up next we have two teams that HAVE withstood the test of time AND the OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament. Ross: Jack and Gator have really impressed me in this tournament, they have ratcheted their intensity up a few levels, they have had to go to hell and back for the last two weeks, you gotta wonder how much is left in the tank Razz: No doubt about it Ross, you also have to wonder how these two match up. Jack and Gator are a power team; they win their matches through sheer will and force. Revolution XX are more of a hit and run team, they are not above resorting to cheating, but then again neither are Jack and Gator. This one could be a classic.
OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT vs. REVOLUTION XX – OOWF Invitational Finals
Jack and Gator come to the ring first, they pause at the top of the ramp and pose, much to the delight of the crowd. As they begin to head toward the ring, Revolution XX attack. Coolname attacks Jack from behind, while EOM grabs Gator and throws him into the MammOOth-Tron. Coolname and Jack head toward the ring, Coolname unleashes a series of chops and rolls Jack into the ring. At the top of the ramp, EOM grabs a chair and slams it across Gator’s face, then climbs some of the scaffolding and nails Gator with an Arabian face buster. Gator is not moving. Inside the ring, Coolname is working over Jack in the corner, laying in stiff forearms and shoulder blocks. Coolname whips Jack to the opposite corner and charges, Jack moves out of the way, Coolname slams into the turn buckle chest first, staggers a few steps backward, as he does, Jack bounds off the ropes and destroys him with a clothesline. EOM looks at the barely conscious GatorBait and starts to make his way back to the ring, he is just in time too as Outback Jack has just locked on the cross face on a stunned Carl Coolname. Before Coolname can tap, EOM hits Jack with a dropkick to the face. EOM and Coolname take over now and keep Jack on the mat. EOM hits a split legged moonsault for two, Coolname comes in and waits on Jack to get to his feet, then destroys him with a super kick. Another cover gets two, they can’t keep Jack down. Coolname tags EOM, then holds Jack down, EOM hits a five star frog splash, but Jack still manages to kick out. By now GatorBait is back up and making his way toward the ring. Coolname leaves the ring to take care of Gator, but it doesn’t work. Coolname tries a punch, but Gator blocks it and head buts Coolname right on the bridge of the nose, possibly breaking it. He then grabs Coolname and DDT’s him on the ramp. Inside the ring, Jack has gained the advantage over EOM, Eric tried another split legged moonsault, but Jack got his knees up in time. Jack is now going to work on EOM, trapping him in the corner and stomping a mud hole in him. Gator makes it to the ring, and tags in. He comes in and Jack and Gator destroy EOM with the 3D, the Dingo Death Drop. EOM is in trouble. They set EOM up for their finisher, the Call of the Wild, Gator hits the ropes and spears EOM, at the same time, Jack comes off the opposite ropes with a clothesline to the back of the head. EOM is out. Coolname tries to make his way back to the ring; Gator cuts him off on the outside and sets Coolname up for the Chomp. Inside the ring Jack makes the cover. Before the ref can count, FF Capslock and Stank are out to ringside. They attack Gator and keep him from hitting the CHOMP on Coolname on the outside, Jack leaves the ring and tries to save his partner, but as he gets involved in the fray Stank turns and slams him over the head with a steel chair. Stank rolls Jack back into the ring, Coolname escapes the melee and slides in the ring as well. Jack quickly gets to his feet, staggers a step, then gets cut in half with TOTAL REVOLUTION! EOM covers, the ref (who has allowed a lot of shenanigans) makes the three count. WINNERS of the OOWF Invitational in 12:04 Revolution XX
After the match, officials flood the ring and get Stank and Capslock away from ringside. Jack and Gator are furious over their loss, Gator is screaming at Capslock and Stank, Jack pulls Gator aside and whispers something to him, Jack stops ranting and raving, gets an big grin on his face and the two head to the back.
Ross: What the hell is wrong with Capslock and Stank? Why do they have to interfere and ruin what could have been a classic? Razz: Well Ross, I think they wanted to make a statement tonight, and they sent a message to all OOWF teams, don’t underestimate them. But how bout Revolution XX, #1 Contenders to the OOWF World Tag Team Titles! Ross: I give them credit for being a couple of conniving sneak attack artists, I have a feeling that if not for Capslock and Stank’s timely interference, Jack and Gator would be the #1 contenders right now. Razz: well time will tell if Revolution XX can unseat the champs or not. Ross, up next, I know he is your favorite; Johnny Adrenaline defends his title against Attitude Adjuster AND Beast! Ross: In my estimation there is NO WAY Johnny walks out of here with the title tonight. I cannot imagine him being able to beat Beast and Attitude Adjuster. No way. Razz: Well let’s head to the ring and find out!
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. BEAST vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Johnny and Attitude are in the ring first, Beast storms to the ring and glares at both men. Attitude and Johnny try to blame each other for Beast’s attack, Beast is not buying it. Johnny flinches Beast, when Beast turns, AA attacks Beast. Beast regains the advantage in about a second, with a kick to AA’s midsection. Johnny tries to attack but eats a clothesline that splits his mouth open. Beast grabs Johnny and launches him over the top rope and turns to AA. Beast bellows a mighty roar and attacks AA. Clubbing forearms drive AA to the mat, Beast picks Capps up and shoots him into the ropes, AA eats a big boot on the rebound. Beast bounds off the ropes and drops a huge knee across AA’s chest and makes a cover, Johnny breaks the pin attempt up at two. Johnny tries to keep Beast down, stomping away at the big man’s shoulder. For a moment it seems to work as Beast grabs at his shoulder and stays down. Johnny turns to celebrate, and when he turns back around, Beast is back on his feet. He scoops Johnny up for a power slam, slams him into the corner, then finishes with a thunderous power slam. Instead of going for the pin, Beast gets back to his feet just in time to see AA with a chair. AA charges with the chair, Beast gets a big boot up and sends the chair slamming back into AA’s skull. AA falls between the ropes to the outside. Beast leaves the ring as well to stalk his victim. AA tries to crawl away from Beast, but can’t get to his feet. Finally Beast grabs AA with both hands around his throat and pulls AA high into the air, AA is helpless. Just then, Johnny gets a running start behind Beast and slams him in the back of the head with the muffler. Beast drops AA and crumbles to the mat, out cold. AA and Johnny look at each other for a moment, then Johnny produces a pair of handcuffs from his boot (don’t ask) Assuming that a 500lb ring will be heavy enough Johnny and AA hand cuff Beast’s arms around the post and leave him there, still barely conscious. AA and Johnny head back into the ring to celebrate, AA raises his arms in victory, and Johnny turns and takes him out with a clothesline. Johnny and AA go at it for several minutes, all the while Beast is out cold. Johnny keeps the early advantage, punishing AA’s neck with suplexes, trying to soften it up for the Adrenaline Rush. Johnny gets a near fall when he hits a Tajiri kick to the back of AA’s neck. Johnny presses his advantage hitting a tiger bomb with pin combo for a two count. It is obvious now that AA is in some serious pain. Johnny tries to break AA’s neck by repeatedly slamming it into the turn buckle the whiplash causes AA to fall to one knee and grab his neck. Johnny tries to finish him off with a release German suplex, AA lands on the back of his neck, but slides out of the ring. Johnny slips out of the ring and rolls AA back in, but wait, AA seems to be hiding something. When Johnny reaches down to pick AA up, AA nails Johnny between the eyes with a chain. Johnny falls to the mat, and when he finally comes up, he is a bloody mess. Johnny staggers to his feet and runs at AA, AA catches him and slingshots him on the top rope. JA retches in pain. On the outside Beast is starting to stir a bit. Inside Johnny fights to one knee, then to his feet. AA kicks him in the midsection them plants him with a DDT. AA pulls himself to his feet using the ropes and calls for the claw. Johnny gets up, somewhat blinded by the blood on his face; he doesn’t see AA and walks right into the claw. Johnny fights for a moment, but then falls to the mat helpless. Johnny’s shoulders are down for at least 30 seconds, and he doesn’t appear to be moving. The ref is distracted by an angry Beast on the outside. Inside the ring, AA is on top of Johnny threatening to pop his head like a zit. Suddenly LD Williams slides into the ring with one of Johnny’s clubs. LDW swings and bends the titanium shaft around the back of AA’s head. AA falls to the mat, out cold, and twitching. LDW pulls Johnny on top of AA and yells for the ref, the ref turns and makes the three count. WINNER in 26:14 Johnny Adrenaline
After the match, Williams hits the ring and lays the muffler on AA and pulls Johnny out of the ring and helps him to the back to seek medical help. AA begins to stir. Outside the ring, Beast has had enough and breaks the handcuffs and gets in the ring. AA gets to his feet holding the back of his head with on hand, and holding the muffler in the other. AA turns around and there stands a fuming Beast. AA looks at Beast, then looks at the muffler and tries to beg off, Beast just grabs him and hits a CLUB O’DEATH! AA falls to the mat in a heap, but Beast is not done, he picks up AA and choke slams him, when that is still not enough, he power bombs him. AA might be broken in half. Beast grabs the muffler and looks like he is going to splatter AA’s head when officials flood the ring, Beast is out of control. He knocks officials around like they are rag dolls. Finally police come to the ring, Beast beats them up too. Police have to pepper spray Beast and taser him. FINALLY they drag him out of the ring and, we assume, to jail. All the while, AA lays in the ring, out cold.
Ross: DAMN that Johnny Adrenaline! DAMN HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL! He steals ANOTHER win and keeps his title! Does this man have no pride at all? He will resort to anything to win, handcuffs, a muffler, and LD Williams running interference for him. Is that the kind of guy who should be the OOWF Intercontinental Champion? Razz: Well Ross I…. Ross: No, it makes me sick, I have always said Moosehead Jack is the sickest individual in the OOWF, but it is Johnny, this man has not an ounce of integrity, not an ounce of pride in that title. I am begging the Rick; strip Johnny of his title NOW! Razz: Damn, Ross who pissed in your Boomer Sooner Flakes this morning? Look, I don’t like Johnny’s methods either, but the fact remains until someone can outsmart him and pin him, he is the champion, like it or not. Ross: Well, anyway, up next the tag champs return to action after suffering burns from Firechild, they demanded a non-title match against Los Jobberos tonight, lets go to the ring.
3PIECE SET vs. LOS JOBBEROS – Non-Title Match
3PS come to the ring with their normal cocky smirks on their faces. Los Jobberos are already in the ring. As soon as 3PS get there they attack, CC throws Jobberos 1 out of the ring and he and Ax trap the other Jobberos in the corner and chop away. Job2 fights his way out of the corner and levels Cole with a clothesline and catches a charging Ax with a big back body drop. Job1 Makes it back into the ring and they double clothesline Cole out of the ring, then turn their attention to Ax, they pull Ax to his feet and send him to the ropes, double back body drop on Ax. Job2 makes the cover; Ax kicks out at two, then scurries under the ropes where he and Cole huddle. Ax comes back into the ring, Cole goes to the opposite corner. Ax locks up with Job2 and immediately pokes him in the eyes, as Job2 tries to clear his vision, Ax grabs a side headlock and takes Job2 over to the mat. Job 2 rolls Ax over in a pinning position, Ax just manages to roll his shoulders back before the three count. Ax reaches out and makes the tag to Cole, who comes in and stomps the crap out of Job2. Cole whips Job2 to the ropes and connects with a high knee to the chin that lays Job2 out. Cover gets two as Job1 breaks up the pin. Cole attempts an Irish whip, Job2 reverses it and catches Cole with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Ax tries to break up the cover at two by dropping an elbow, but Job2 moves and Ax hits Cole. Job2 makes the tag, Job1 comes in and hits a snap suplex on Cole, as soon as Cole hit the mat Job2 hits the ropes and drops a knee across Cole’s chest. Job1 catches a charging Ax wit ha belly-to-belly suplex. Ax slides out of the ring. Inside Cole and Job1 square off, Job1 tries to suplex Cole, but Cole reverses it into a sickening brain buster. Job1 is out. Ax wants the tag, and gets it; he comes in and mounts Job1 and pounds away at his forehead. Ax then begins working over the leg, dropping elbows and knees onto Job1’s legs. Finally Ax locks on the figure four. Job is in trouble. Ax keeps the pressure on. After several minutes Job1 makes it to the ropes forcing the break. Ax yanks Job1 to his feet, sends him to the ropes and destroys him with a spine buster. Ax tags Cole and yells “FINISH HIM” then argues with the fans in the front row. Cole comes in and grabs Job1’s legs for the cloverleaf; Job 1 grabs him, small package, and 1,2,3! WHAT AN UPSET! WINNERS in 4:58 Los Jobberos
After the match, Cole and Ax back the ref into the corner and argue with him threatening to kill him unless the decision is reversed. Behind their backs Los Jobberos get to their feet, and pull off their masks, IT’S OUTBACK JACK AND GATORBAIT! 3Piece Set turn around and put two and two together, Jack and Gator attack. Jack pounces on Ax and lays in crushing punches and forearms to his face. As Ax staggers out of the corner, Jack hits the ropes and kills Ax with a bulldog. Jack immediately turns the finished bulldog into a cross face. Ax is tapping like a madman. Gator whips Cole into the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a lariat. Gator picks up Cole and absolutely DESTROYS him with a CHOMP. Jack breaks the cross face on Ax and goes over to Cole and locks on the STF, grinding down on Cole. Cole screams in agony. Gator picks up Ax and destroys HIM with a CHOMP as well. Jack and Gator get tot heir feet and survey the damage. They grab the title belts and pose with them in the corners, the fans erupt. Finally they drop the titles on the prone champions and leave the ring.
Razz: MY GOD! Outback Jack and GatorBait just upset the champs! This is huge! This is not going to sit well with Cole and Ax Ross: No I cannot imagine they will take this very well, Jack and Gator got their attention, but with 3Piece Set and Capslock and Stank gunning for them, they may be marked men, I don’t envy them at all. Razz: but if you want to get someone’s attention, that is the way to do it! Ross: Razz, our final match tonight is a big one. Last week Donovan Viper turned his back on the UnderDawg and the Ministry and sided with the Devil’s Brigade, Dawg wants revenge, and he is a man who has the size and mean streak to get what he wants Razz: You also have the former champion Canadian Dragon FINALLY getting his rematch for the title; Dragon has a little experience in ladder matches, so he certainly has a chance in this one. And keep in mind, Dragon was never pinned to lose that title, Viper won it by pinning GimmickMan. Ross: We also have Canadian Dragon and UnderDawg just coming off of a huge Ultimate Hell match a few weeks ago, everyone seems very familiar with each other in this one, lets head to the ring!
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