OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Dallas, Georgia
THE MIDNIGHT SONS & OUTBACK JACK vs. IHOPIHOP is announced first and the three of them make their way to the ring with the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. As usual SYB jaws with the fans and almost gets into a fist fight with an elderly gentleman with an oxygen tank. The Amnesiac and Skurge pull him away, probably saving his life and they climb into the ring. Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” plays and Drink and Destroy are announced. They make their way through three different areas of the crowd and hop the guardrail at ringside and slide into the ring, and the fight is immediately on as IHOP tries to attack. Drink and Destroy block their attack and take the offensive. Jack slams SYB between the eyes with a head butt that sends him to his knees, Spin blocks a punch from The Amnesiac and hits a spinning back fist that catches TA upside the head and sends him between the ropes to the floor. Skurge and Magnusson square off and trade punches, but DM gets the better of him and sends Skurge to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop, when Skurge pops back to his feet, DH clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Jack pulls SYB to his feet and whips him toward Magnusson, DH catches him and lifts him in a military press and throws him over the top rope onto a waiting Amnesiac and Skurge sending all of them to the floor. Drink and Destroy climbs the ropes and urges the fans on while IHOP scatters and tries to regroup at ringside. The fans eat it up and the place explodes. Skurge slides back into the ring and yells for the referee to get two of them out of the ring. He does and Jack remains to start the match. Jack turns to bump knuckles with DH, and Skurge attacks him from behind, dropping him to the mat with a forearm to the back of the head. Skurge pulls Jack to his feet and runs him across the ring and slams him head first into the turn buckle. As Jack falls to the mat, Skurge pulls him up again and grabs him from behind and hits a release German suplex, then tags in The Amnesiac. TA comes into the ring and waits for Jack to stand up, then catches him on the mouth with a drop kick. TA covers, but Jack kicks out at two. TA pulls him to a sitting position and grabs a side head lock then reaches back and tags in SYB. SYB comes in and catches Jack with a boot to the ribs. SYB covers but Jack is out at one. SYB pulls him up and rocks Jack with a European uppercut then sends him to the ropes, but SYB lowers his head a moment too soon and Jack catches him with a PILEDRIVER on the rebound! SYB is DEAD! Jack motions for THE END and tags in Spin Hansen. Spin comes in and sends SYB to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a SPINEBUSTER! Spin pops to his feet and tags in DH Magnusson who heads to the middle rope. Spin pulls SYB to his feet and they hit the 100 PROOF! DH covers SYB while Jack and DH keep Skurge and SYB at bay, and Drink and Destroy get the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 8:48 – Drink & Destroy
TYTAN vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK"Scarecrow" by Ministry starts, and Moosehead Jack comes to the ring, and slumps in the corner, as usual. And as usual, the crowd boos. "The Fight Inside" by Red is next, and Tytan comes to the ring, wearing his NY Yankees jersey over his usual ring attire. This gets cheers from half the arena, and boos from the other half. It also brings Moose out of his corner, and the two start trading baseball related insults. Referee Sterling Glaw has heard enough, and separates the two, then calls for the bell.
The two begin exchanging very stiff punches, so much so that eventually Glaw steps between the two, which is a fairly stupid thing to have done, because Moose lands a punch on Glaw that sends him backward and onto the mat. Tytan turns to check on him, since he's face-ish now, and Moose takes the opportunity to pounce on Tytan from behind. He drives Tytan into the corner, but Tytan stops himself from going face first into the post, and throws an elbow back the cracks Moose right in the jaw. Moose staggers back, and Tytan turns, grabs Moose's arm, and plants him onto the mat with a Russian Leg Sweep. Tytan throws a glance to Glaw, who hasn't moved much, and instead of wasting time with a pin he won't see, he Garvin stomps Moose. He goes for the last stomp, when Moose recovers, grabs Tytan's foot, and with an evil grin, twists it hard enough to knock Tytan over. Moose gets up, but doesn't let go of the foot, and pulls Tytan toward the corner. He slides out under the bottom rope, still holding Tytan's leg, and proceeds to wrap it HARD around the ring post. Not being content with that, he does it four more times. On the last one, he holds the leg around the ring post, making sure to stretch it. Tytan howls in pain, but there's no ref to do anything about it. Moose tires of this, and rolls back into the ring. He drags Tytan to the center, on his stomach, and locks in the ji-endo. He cranks back hard, laughing, while the crowd boos. Tytan resists, but then starts tapping, but there's no relief, as there's no referee. Moose is enjoying himself, when suddenly from nowhere Ecosystem is in the ring! The camera missed him running down the ramp. He leaps into the ring, and knocks Moosehead Jack backward. Tytan collapses in a heap, and Ecosystem shoves Moose back into the corner. This brings out LD Williams and Firewoman both, who climb in and pull Ecosystem off. They back him into a corner, and LD wastes no time working him over, as Firewoman and Moose take the opportunity to help Tytan out of his Yankees jersey. The siblings hold it between them and then pull, ripping it apart. They toss it down, and turn their attention to Tytan, but Glaw has finally recovered. Glaw first pulls LD Williams off Ecosystem, who slumps a bit in the corner, but did open a gash on LD's forehead. LD heads up the ramp, and Firewoman, seeing the writing on the wall, powders out as well. Glaw holds Eco back until they make it backstage, and then he orders him gone as well. Being a big face, he complies without protest.
Glaw turns his attention back to the true combatants. Moosehead Jack protests Glaw's decision-making, but doesn't notice Tytan is all better now. Glaw tells Moose to get into the match, and so Moose turns to face Tytan, just in time for Tytan to goozle him. Tytan forces him back into the corner, hard. He grabs Moose again as he bounces off the ring post, and gets him over with a quick vertical suplex. Tytan gets a pin for a one count, as Moose gets his shoulder up. Tytan grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him up, then maneuvers him around to hit a backbreaker. He tosses Moose into the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a body drop over the top ropes and to the floor. Moose lands awkwardly, and Tytan looks down to mock him. Moose hops up and guillotines Tytan's neck onto the top rope, as he falls again to the floor. Tytan reels backward, but catches himself. He slides out to the side, and comes around where Moose is thinking about pulling into the ring. Tytan believes he should think again, and goes around and grabs an arm. He whips Moose face first into the steel steps, catching him by surprise. Not one for understatement, Tytan pulls him up and whips him face first into the ring post as well, opening a cut on Moose's forehead. Tytan rolls Moose into the ring and goes up to the top rope for an elbow drop to keep him down. Tytan goes for the pin but Moose kicks out. Tytan heads to the corner and goes up top again. He leaps off for a flying head butt...but Moose moves! No one home, and Tytan only hits mat. Moose rolls away some more and discovers the remnants of Tytan's Yankees' jersey. He wipes the blood from his eyes on it and turns to see Tytan still recovering from the move. He gets a strange grin on his face, and drops the jersey to the mat. He reaches...is he unzipping his pants? His back is to the camera, but he must be, because half the crowd starts to boo, the other half chants "Piss! On! It!!" Moose is not one to disappoint, and so he begins to do just that. Tytan screams at him, and Glaw looks. Glaw intervenes and Moose narrowly misses him, as well. He zips up laughing as Glaw admonishes him. Moose in turn would like to know where it says you can't do that in the OOWF Rulebook. Tytan reaches into his trunks and pulls out a set of brass knuckles. Glaw carefully picks up the soiled jersey and tosses it out of the ring, so he doesn't see Tytan come after Moose. Moose turns just in time to get another blow to the cut that is already open on his head, and this one makes the trickle of blood turn into a gusher. Moose goes down in a heap, and Tytan hides the knucks. Glaw turns around to see Tytan pick Moose up in an overhead press--Final Fallout! Tytan makes the pin, one...two...three!
WINNER in 15:11 - Tytan
CONCRETE TG & RAVENNA BLUE vs. TEAM FUELWith all four wrestlers in the ring and the introductions complete, CTG & Blue walk to the center of the ring, where they’re met by Evans & Larson. E&L get nose to nose with their opponents, then surprise everyone by extending their hands in a show of sportsmanship! Blue looks to ‘Crete, who nods in approval, and the shakes are accepted. Just as the shakes are finished, the bell rings and Fuel goes right after the heroes! Evans attacks Blue as Larson attacks CTG. Evans and Blue end up on the floor, where Evans sends Ravenna into the ring post, taking her out of the early portion of the match. Inside, CTG ducks a Larson clothesline and turns it into a backslide for the 1…2…NO!
Larson makes it to his feet, and immediately kicks ‘Crete in the head! He then tags in Evans, who comes over the top and connects with a knee to CTG’s left arm. Evans then goes to work on the shoulder of ‘Crete, tweaking it around the top rope, breaking at the count of 4 three straight times. Evans then tags Bryce back in, who continues the onslaught on ‘Crete’s arm. After a few more minutes of work on CTG’s arm, Ravenna Blue makes it to the ring apron—only to be knocked to the floor by Evans. Bryce then tags out, making Evans legal with ‘Crete, and Bryce heads to the floor.
Initially, Bryce is a cheerleader for Evans continued work on CTG’s arm. Ravenna Blue slowly makes it to her feet, but when she turns around she’s PASTED by a chair shot to the head by Larson! Larson then picks Blue up, and sends her into the ring steps. Bryce then grabs the chair again, and just gives Ravenna shot after shot on the floor! Bryce looks up with a maniacal look on his face, until he sees that many fans in the front row are holding mirrors! Bryce starts to flip out on the floor!
Evans and ‘Crete go back and forth in the ring, with Evans continually gaining the upper hand by getting at ‘Crete’s left shoulder. Bryce starts throwing chairs at ringside as more & more fans start flashing mirrors at him! The referee finally has to go outside and try to control Bryce for his & everyone’s safety! In the ring, CTG has gained momentum and has lifted Evans to the top for a superplex. Evans holds on, punching and doing everything he can to avoid the move. Suddenly, everyone’s attention is turned to the stage, as NAYR THE HALFLING PALADIN runs towards to the ring! This distracts even CTG, who is sent flying to the mat by Evans. Chris starts to get up, when Nayr bounds to the top rope and connects with a Super Rana! The crowd pops huge for Nayr, who then points to Bryce on the outside. Nayr then hits the ropes and flies over the top with a Tope’ Suicido to the floor! Bryce not only goes down, but smacks his head on the guard rail in the process!
Nayr grabs Bryce and rolls him into the ring as Evans has fallen to the floor. The referee gets control of Nayr, and starts to send him to the back. CTG then sets Bryce up on the top rope for a superplex. In the meantime, Evans has made it to his feet just as Ravenna Blue does the same. Evans grabs Blue and sends her into the ring steps again! Evans then dumps Ravenna over the top, grabs one of the mirrors from a fan and blasts Ravenna in the head with it! Glass flies everywhere, and Ravenna’s face is immediately a CRIMSON MASK! OOWF medical staff is quick to respond, especially since Ravenna is in the crowd.
Back inside, CTG wasn’t able to connect with the superplex, and he and Larson are now trading strikes, Japan style. Bryce goes to the eyes to gain an advantage, and hits five straight chops to the chest! CTG no sells them, pounds on the mat and flexes to show the crowd he’s got their strength behind him…FIGHTING SPIRIT! CTG shops the hell out of Bryce once…twice…three times! Chris Evans hops to the apron, and goes to the top rope for a Slingshot Shooting Star Dropkick to CTG’s left shoulder! CTG drops down, and Larson lifts CTG into position for the Exchange Rate. But instead of hitting a code breaker out of the wheelbarrow, Evans grabs the left arm and connects with the assisted Divorce Court! Larson starts yelling at the ringside fans for their mirrors as Evans locks in the shoulder bar and rears back in the center of the ring. CTG is left with no choice but to tap out!
WINNERS via submission in 18:41: Team Fuel (Chris “Lionheart” Evans & “Bulletproof” Bryce Larson)
LD WILLIAMS vs. MATT FOLZThe crowd is ready for this one as Matt Folz, who has decided to poke a stick at the tiger that is the V the last few weeks; gets a heads-up matchup with arguably the best pure wrestler on the roster, L.D. Williams. Folz is out first to a decent ovation as “Battle without Honor or Humanity “ (totally not the “Kill Bill” theme). He gets into the ring and does some gesturing for a minute before L.D. Williams appears at the top of the ramp to “Jekyll and Hyde”. Crowd boos, LD doesn't care. He gets into the ring and barely acknowledges that there's a crowd. Referee Junior Hale was lucky enough to draw this one, and has to restrain Folz from jumping LD before the bell. LD starts pointing and gesturing over at Folz, so Hale calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Folz goes right after Williams at the bell, and LD takes half a step forward, and hits a picture-perfect belly-to-belly suplex. Folz tries to scramble up quickly, but LD is in perfect position and grabs him again; getting him up with a quick Brain buster. That can't be good for the concussion. LD covers, and gets a surprisingly long 2 count. LD slowly pulls Folz up, but this time Folz battles back with some Cena punches to the gut, which backs LD up. He hits a hard, stiff kick to LD's midsection, and Folz steps in, nailing a sweet Bridging Fisherman's Suplex, which gets a quick 2. Folz dives for LD's ankle, and tries to lock in an Ankle Lock, but LD dives for the ropes before any damage can be done.
Folz goes to the ropes to follow up, but LD reacts quickly and rakes Folz' eyes. Folz is disoriented, and never sees the awesome Springboard Swinging Neckbreaker. LD covers again, and again it's a long 2. LD rolls Folz to his stomach, and locks on a CROSSFACE! Ohhh, Folz is in a bad way. Folz is literally crawling and clawing for the ropes. He gets an idea and tries to roll through and out of it, but LD hangs on! The end is nigh for Folz, until he makes a desperate lunge for the ropes. He comes up about 6 inches short, and it's only a formality. But Folz refuses to tap, and does indeed get to the rope, and Hale calls for the break. Williams smartly uses the entire 5 count before breaking the hold. He steps back a bit, and while Hale looks in on Folz, LD hits an awesome Springboard Elbow Drop to the back of Folz' head. I'm sure THAT will make the concussion feel good. Cover, 1....2....Foot on the rope! LD is a little unhappy, and engages in discussion with Hale about his counting ability.
Folz uses this opportunity to hit a Roll-Up, which is good for 2, and that pretty much served to piss off LD. LD runs at the just-standing Folz, but Folz hits an awesome T-Bone Suplex, and goes for a cover, which gets a long 1. Folz tries to do some stomping, but LD shows great athleticism in avoiding it, and eventually grabs Folz' foot and trips him, falling face-first. LD locks in an STF! STF! This one has to be over! Folz tries to roll around, but LD isn't letting this go, and I'm sure the cross face from before isn't helping any. Folz is howling in pain, and just like it looks like he's going to tap out, he rolls and then lunges, BARELY grabbing a rope. Hale again calls for a break, and again LD uses the whole 5 count.
This time he doesn't argue though, and simply breaks the hold. He waits for Folz to get up a bit and kills him with a Slingshot Vertical Suplex. LD eschews the cover, and tosses Folz into the corner. He blasts Folz with a couple of Running Elbows which serves to bloody Folz' nose. Folz looks bad right now. LD blasts him with a spin kick to the temple, and Folz collapses in the corner. LD climbs to the top turnbuckle, hitting a Blockbuster on Folz. Cover...1...2...NO! Folz just rolled the shoulder. LD pulls Folz up, and implants him with a Side Russian Leg sweep. He holds on, and turns it into a DDT! DDT! That's it! LD covers...1....2...FOOT ON THE ROPE! LD can't believe it, and just looks in shock at Hale, who kinda shrugs and points to the rope. LD snaps out of his funk, and hits a BIG German Suplex sending Folz all the way across the ring, landing on the back of his head. A close-up of Folz shows his face to be a bloody mess, and he's got a glassy, far-away look in his eyes.
LD wipes the sweat from his brow and goes to finish off Folz. First he covers...1....2....HAND ON THE ROPE! LD can't believe this. Folz is clearly not among the conscious, but yet he keeps staying alive! LD signals to the crowd, and it appears as if LD has had enough. He pulls what's left of Folz up, and locks him in. He signals to the crowd again and....the bell rings?
WINNER in 20:00....TIME LIMIT DRAW!
LD looks irritated for a second before he gets a sick smile on his face. CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD laughs and walks away as medical personnel flood the ring.
ALEXANDER DARLING & ECOSYSTEM vs. STANK & FIREWOMANOnslaught Champion Firewoman and Intercontinental Champion Stank, representing The Five, enter the arena to a rousing chorus of boos. They ignore the reaction and stalk to the ring. They mount the turnbuckles and hold their belts high, taunting the fans, then hand them off to referee Mel Creech and await their opponents. Ecosystem gets a decidedly more positive reaction, and makes his way down the aisle. Stank invites him into the ring, but Eco stands his ground at ringside and waits as Alexander Darling, accompanied by his sister Alexis, enters the arena. Alex and Eco exchange a nod, then hop onto the ring apron. The teams meet at center ring and words are exchanged, but Creech steps between them, sending Alex and Stank to their corners and calling for the bell.
Eco is talking animatedly to Fire and – she appears to be listening? She nods several times and steps closer to Eco as Stank gets Mel's attention – then drives her knee into Eco's crotch. She cups Eco's chin in her hand and says “No thanks.” She turns and blows a kiss to Alex, who snarls and starts into the ring. Mel cuts him off, and Fire runs Eco face-first into The Five's corner. Stank holds Eco's arms, pinning him in the corner. Fire backs off, the sprints forward and drives both knees into Eco's back, then hooks his head and drags him back into a backstabber. Fire holds her ribs with one arm and reaches out with the other to make the tag.
Stank drives an elbow into Eco's throat, then drags him up and sends him to the ropes. He plants Eco with a spine buster and hooks the leg, but Eco rolls a shoulder at two. Stank sends Eco into the corner and follows him with an avalanche, then hoists him for a power bomb. Eco starts throwing punches and Stank staggers, but stays on his feet. He adjusts his grip – but Darling topples him with a chop block. Eco lands on top and hooks the leg, but Stank kicks out at two. Eco rolls to his feet and heads to his corner, but Fire blindsides him with a tackle. Mel ushers her out of the ring and Eco gets up, but Stank is on his feet and grabs him from behind. He drives a head butt into Eco's skull and plants him with a belly-to-back suplex. He drags Eco to the corner and makes the tag.
Fire vaults over the ropes and lands a double stomp to Eco's chest. She grimaces and clutches her ribs, then sits Eco up and delivers a brutal kick to his back. She falls on Eco and grinds her forearm into his jaw as she covers. Mel counts One...Two...Thr – Darling drags her off. Fire rolls to her feet and swings, but Alex blocks. He aims a kick, but Fire blocks as well. They continue to trade dodges and blocks until Alex catches a punch and drags Fire off balance, taking her down with a fireman's carry. Alex rolls to the corner where Eco is waiting and slips under the ropes so he can tag himself in.
Alex sprints across the ring and nails Fire with a flying knee as she gets up. He pivots and stomps on her back and grabs her arms – curbstomp! Alex starts to tie on a surfboard, but dives aside to avoid a spear from Stank. Alex rolls to his feet and drives a knee into Stank's head, then rebounds off the ropes and dropkicks him in the face. Alex presses the attack on Stank, and Fire takes advantage, rolling him up from behind for a two count. Alex kicks out and rolls to his feet – and right into a lariat from Stank. Eco sprints across the ring and nails Stank with a leg lariat, toppling him against the ropes. Eco rebounds off the opposite ropes, leapfrogs over Fire, and slams into Stank with a cross body, taking both men out to the floor.
Fire turns and pounces on Alex, sitting on his chest and driving forearms into his head. He throws her off and rolls to his knees, and Fire pegs him in the face with a dropkick. She covers, but Alex kicks out at one. Fire drags Alex to his feet and buries a knee in his gut, then sends him into the corner. Stank, brawling with Eco on the outside, pitches him into the ring post and reaches up and grabs Alex's arms, holding him over the second rope. Fire scales the ropes and leaps, driving both knees into Alex's kidneys. Alex collapses, and Stank climbs onto the apron to make the tag.
Stank pins Alex in the corner and drives his elbow repeatedly into his face. Creech tries to pull him away, but Stank shrugs him off. Eco slides back in and clubs Stank from behind. Stank turns and spears Eco, lifting him off the mat and driving him across the ring. Creech follows, and Fire wraps the tag rope around Alex's neck and starts choking him. Alexis tries to help but gets kicked in the face for her troubles. Creech finally gets Eco out of the ring, and Stank turns and avalanches Alex in the corner. Alex stumbles forward, and Stank hauls him onto his shoulders. Alexis hops onto the apron and Stank drops Alex. He moves toward Alexis, but Creech gets there first, ordering her off the apron. Behind his back, Fire removes the pad from the middle turnbuckle. Stank turns and pops Eco in the mouth. Eco starts into the ring and Creech cuts him off. With Creech distracted, Fire slips into the ring and Stank sends Alex into The Five's corner. Fire hits a drop toehold and Alex slams face-first into the exposed turnbuckle – that's gotta be another broken nose. Blood pools under Alex, and Fire smiles wickedly. She sees Creech force Eco unto the apron and sprints over, driving her shoulder into Eco's midsection and sending him flying. She steps onto the apron and nails Eco with a springboard Firesault. Inside the ring, Stank hauls an unconscious Alex onto his shoulders and plants him with the Stank-U. He covers, and Mel counts the three.
WINNERS, in 18:32, Stank and Firewoman
After the match Stank gets to his feet and he and leaves the ring and he and Fire brutalize Ecosystem on the outside. Inside the ring, Alexander Darling slowly gets to his feet, as he does, we see someone in a black hooded sweatshirt hop the guard rail and slide into the ring. The man pulls back the hood to reveal a Japanese man with his face painted, as Darling turns around, the man unleashes RED MIST! Darling falls to his knees grabbing his face, screaming in pain. The Japanese man bounds off the ropes and catches Darling with a spinning kick to the face that sends him to the mat, still holding his face in agony. On the outside, Eco shoves away Fire and Stank and slides into the ring and checks on Darling, then immediately motions to the back for paramedics. The Japanese man leaves the ring and hops the guard rail again and disappears into the crowd.
POE vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe Dallas (Georgia) crowd is buzzing with excitement as what's turning into one of the great All-Time OOWF Rivalries, Poe vs. Davin Moreland, adds yet another chapter this evening. Apparently getting your ass kicked in two matches by Stank gets you a World Title shot. Welcome to OOWF! “Toxicity” fires up, as Davin Moreland (w/ Samantha Darling-Moreland) stands at the top of the ramp as his pyro goes off. The crowd goes batshit as they make their way down the ramp. Samantha slides into the ring (kinda like Edge) as Davin does his Double Jump of Impressive Athleticism into the ring, and they start a 4-corner pose. “Mausam & Escape” fires up, and Poe (w/Selena Gomez) heads down the ramp to a big chorus of boos, which the World Heavyweight Champion simply smirks at. He climbs into the ring and hands the belt over to Senior Referee Davis Hightower who holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Hightower hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Slowly, Davin and Poe circle each other as the crowd's tension mounts. Poe and Davin start to talk trash to each other, as only they can do. Unfortunately, no mics in the ring tonight, and our lip-reader has the night off. Regardless, at one point, Davin slowly takes his sunglasses off and folds them up. He cocks his arm like he's going to throw them at Poe and then...he throws them about 5 feet over Poe's head and shoulder, out of the ring. Poe watches them fly by in surprise. Bad idea. Davin uses the opportunity to hit a SICK Chop Block to the side of Poe's knee. It buckles immediately and Poe hits the mat. As Poe was falling to the mat, Davin, a step ahead, grabs Poe's SURGICALLY REPAIRED ANKLE~! And puts it in an ANKLE LOCK, which Davin immediately grapevines. They're in the middle of the ring, and Poe has NOWHERE to go.
Poe is in a ton of pain, and Hightower is checking on him! Selena is screaming on the outside, and Poe looks like he's about to tap!
Suddenly, the crowd starts booing, as Stank is rumbling down the ramp with LD Williams in hot pursuit, apparently trying to stop him from interfering. Just as Poe starts tapping, Stank hits Davin with a huge STANKONIA 2.0! Hightower has no choice.
WINNER in 2:16 by DISQUALIFICATION (Outside Interference) Davin Moreland! Poe retains the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship.
Stank is putting the boots to Davin, and smashing his head into the mat. All the while, LD is trying to pull Stank off. At the top of the ramp now, we see the Quinns, whispering to each other but simply watching things transpire. LD gets a little more physical with Stank, causing Stank to turn around and snarl at LD. Poe hobbles over to Stank and points a finger in his chest, yelling about something (probably the fact that he got involved in Poe's match). Stank gestures (broadly) that he wasn't exactly doing very well. Well, this gets these two involved in a heated discussion. LD tries to get in between them, and meanwhile Selena has slipped into the ring, and is tugging on Poe's arm, trying to pull him away. This continues for a bit, until Stank gets BLASTED over the head with a STEEL CHAIR! A replay shows Samantha sliding the chair to Davin before leaving through the crowd.
Stank hits the mat, but Poe and LD immediately start beating the crap out of Davin, until he's in a big heap in the corner. By now, Stank has shaken free the cobwebs and joins in on the beat down. Suddenly, out of the rafters, on zip lines, two hooded figures fly into the ring and start swinging wildly with baseball bats. We also now see Samantha with a steel chair, and this is enough to get Poe, LD and Stank to powder out of the ring and head up the ramp. The two hooded figures check on Davin as Samantha grabs a mic. Davin is propped up in the corner, a little bloodied, but at least still alive. Samantha hands the mic to one of the hooded figures.
They drop their hoods...OH MY GOD! IT'S CHAD MADISON AND ZANE MYERS! Phantos and Lucios are here! Handshakes all around, and Madison gets on the mic.
CM: Y'all, don't get too excited...we're still retired...
ZM: But we heard y'all were gonna be in Dallas...
*cheap pop*
ZM:...so we figured we'd drop by and check up on things, here.
CM: Oh yeah...and Happy Birthday, Davin!Madison looks up the ramp as most of V is off the ramp, except Firewoman, who is looking on in stunned silence. Overheard by a mic in the ring, is Davin saying “Thanks for coming, guys”. The monkeys in the truck dig out Run DMC's “Walk This Way”, and we close with that.
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