OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Milan Tennessee
TYTAN vs. DH MAGNUSSONTytan is out to the ring first and gets a decidedly mixed reaction from the crowd. He takes it all in and doesn’t seem to care in the least. DH Magnusson’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring through the crowd as the crowd roars their approval. Magnusson hops the railing and looks at Tytan in the middle of the ring. He takes his half of the world tag team titles off and drops it on the announce table. The referee calls for the bell and DH slides under the bottom rope and he and Tytan meet in the middle of the ring and start throwing punches. They hammer on one another for a good minute before DH gets a knee in doubling Tytan over. Magnusson hits the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Tytan straightens up before he hits him and catches DH with a thunderous power slam. DH rolls under the bottom rope and grabs his back in pain, but Tytan follows him out of the ring and grabs the back of his head and slams it into the announce table. DH staggers and Tytan charges and tries a spear, but DH moves out of the way and Tytan slams shoulder first into the guard rail. Magnusson connects with a couple kicks to the head, then rolls Tytan into the ring and follows him in. DH drops a leg across Tytan’s chest and covers, but only gets a one count. Magnusson grabs Tytan, mounts him and hammers him with elbows to the face. The last one seems to catch Tytan especially hard, and when we look closer, one of the elbows gashed Tytan open. Magnusson pulls a badly bleeding Tytan to his feet and shoves him into the corner and follows him in with a back elbow. Magnusson takes a step forward for another, but Tytan recovers, grabs him from behind in a half nelson and BACK SUPLEXES MAGNUSSON OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR! Magnusson lands on the back of his head and shoulders, and somehow is not dead. The crowd pops a very appropriate HOLY SHIT chant as Tytan leaves the ring and goes after DH. Tytan grabs DH and whips him HARD into the ring post, DH staggers backward and Tytan floors him with a clothesline. Tytan rolls into the ring to break the count, then rolls right back out and pulls DH to his feet and hits a spinning clothesline to the back of the head that sends DH to the floor. When the referee is not looking (for some reason) Tytan grabs one of the monitors from the announce table and BLASTS DH in the face with it. Magnusson goes down in a heap and Tytan rolls him back into the ring and covers, but Magnusson kicks out at two. Tytan pulls DH to the ropes and hangs him on the middle ropes, blood now dripping off of DH’s head too. Tytan gets a running start and tries to guillotine DH on the ropes, but DH moves out of the way and Tytan goes crotch first on the middle rope and falls out of the ring. Magnusson takes a minute to get to his feet, wincing in pain and grabbing his neck. Magnusson cracks his neck, snarls, then leaves the ring and pulls Tytan up and scoops him up and slams him on the Tahitian Announce Table, sending it splintering under Tytan’s weight. Magnusson goes in for the kill, but Tytan bashes him in the skull with a piece of the table. Magnusson staggers away and drops to one knee while Tytan pulls himself out of the wreckage. Both men roll into the ring and slowly get to their feet. DH connects with a big boot to the face, but Tytan doesn’t go down. He grabs Tytan for the DREAM STREET but Tytan shoves him to the ropes and kicks him low on the rebound and hits the TYTAN DRIVER! Tytan crawls across the ring and covers and the referee counts three.
WINNER in 23:18 – Tytan
After the match, neither man moves at all. Ecosystem and Spin Hansen both rush to the ring and help their partners to their feet, all the while glaring at the other man. This certainly appears to be far from settled.
POE & STANK vs. RAVENNA BLUE & CONCRETE TGStank and Poe, accompanied by Selena and representing the Five, enter the arena first. The imposing duo makes their way to the ring, sneering at the crowd. They stand in the ring with arms raised to a chorus of boos, and then Selena hops out to ringside. The lights dim and the Heroes Guild runs out onto the Stage. Concrete TG and Ravenna Blue sprint down the aisle and slide into the ring. They pose on the turnbuckles and drink in the cheers, and after a brief discussion in their corner, Ravenna steps onto the apron. Poe does the same, and referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell.
Stank meets Concrete in the center of ring and slugs him without preamble. Concrete recoils and turns back, and Stank slugs him again. Concrete comes back a third time, but slips the punch. He twists Stank's arm behind him and kicks his legs, dropping him to his knees. Concrete rebounds off the ropes and hits a bulldog. Concrete rolls to his feet and we see a flash of the old CTG as he aims a series of kicks at Stank's head. Concrete drags Stank to his feet and chops him into the corner. He sends Stank across the ring and follows him, but Stank explodes out of the corner and levels him with a clothesline. Stank scoops and slams the Hero, then leaps into the air and drives a leg across his throat. He pulls Concrete up and hurls him into the corner, and makes the tag to Poe.
Poe braces CTG in the corner, and drives a series of elbows into his throat. He snap mares CTG out of the corner, sits him up, and kicks him in the back, then steps around him and kicks him hard in the face. Poe drags CTG up and hits a long, delayed vertical suplex. Poe sends him to the ropes, and Concrete ducks a Hieroglyph, coming back with a flying forearm. CTG goes to the ropes and hits another one, then goes to the corner and walks up the ropes. Stank jogs down the apron and slugs Concrete, then holds him in place and keeps punching. Barros comes over and starts to count, but Stank lets go before five. Poe gets to his feet and grabs CTG, nailing a belly-to-back superplex. Poe covers CTG, but gets up when he sees Ravenna hop over the ropes. Barros sends her back to the apron, and Poe turns back to CTG. He gets in a few stomps, and then sends him into the Five’s corner. He rocks him with European uppercuts, and then chokes him with his boot before making the tag.
Stank drives his shoulder repeatedly into Concrete’s stomach until Barros forces him to back off. Stank argues, while Poe wraps the tag rope around CTG’s neck and chokes him. Stank shoves Barros out of the way and barrels in with an avalanche. He takes CTG over with a suplex, then rebounds off the ropes and nails the Stankonia 2.0. He covers, and Barros counts One…Two…Thr-Ravenna dives in with an elbow to break it up. Stank rolls to his feet and Ravenna nails a dropkick. She hits a second one, then sprints to the ropes and levels Stank with a springboard clothesline. She moves in, but Barros cuts her off and sends her back to the apron. Stank gets up and returns his attention to Concrete, and gets a punch in the gut for his trouble. CTG nails a DDT and rolls to his corner, but Stank hooks his ankle just before he makes the tag. Stank drags him back, and CTG gets his free leg under him and spins, nailing an enzugiri. He dives to his corner and makes the tag.
Ravenna hops to the top turnbuckle and nails Stank with a clothesline as he gets up. Stank staggers, and Ravenna rolls to her feet sprints to the Five’s corner, blasting Poe in the face with a forearm. Barros keeps Poe from entering, and Ravenna turns back to Stank, hitting his oft-injured knee with a dropkick. Ravenna moves in and attacks his legs with kicks. Stank drops to one knee, and Ravenna nails a Shining Wizard. She covers Stank and hooks the leg, but Stank kicks out at one. Ravenna goes to the ropes as Stank gets up, but he snaps her over with a power slam. He hooks the leg and gets a two count.
Stank sends Ravenna to the ropes and levels her with a clothesline. He grabs her by the hair, but she rolls him up in a small package. Stank kicks out with authority before one. They both get to their feet, and Ravenna ducks a punch, slipping behind Stank and kicking him in the kidneys. Stank turns, and catches a super kick, but Ravenna turns, and hits him in the face with a mule kick. Stank rolls right to his knees, and Ravenna rams a knee into his face. She rebounds off the ropes and hits a diving clothesline, then follows up with a rolling thunder, She covers, and gets a two count.
Ravenna goes to the ropes as Stank gets up, but he launches himself off the mat and KILLS her with a spear. Stank hauls Ravenna onto his shoulders for the Stank-U, but Ravenna shifts her weight and reverses into a crucifix. Stank kicks out and rolls to his feet, and Ravenna aims a savage kick at his bad knee. Stank crashes to one knee and Ravenna, swings her legs up and kicks him in the face. She kips up, hits the ropes, and nails a bulldog. She rolls to her feet and Poe turns her inside out with a Heiroglyph! Barros ushers Poe out of the ring and starts a ten count. Stank gets to his knees and crawls to his corner to make the tag. Poe comes in and grabs Ravenna, but she kicks free and lunges to make the tag.
Concrete vaults the ropes and slams into Poe with a shoulder block. He drives him back to the ropes with chops then sends him across the ring and hits a lariat. Poe rolls to his feet and Concrete takes him over with an arm drag. He follows up with a second one, and then sends Poe over the ropes with a drop kick. Stank comes in to help, but Ravenna springs to the top rope and hits a cross body. Stank staggers, and falls against the ropes, and he and Ravenna topple out to the floor. CTG looks at Poe on the outside, then goes to the ropes. He sprints across the ring and dives – and slams face-first into the ring bell swung by Poe! Barros sees it, and calls for the bell, but Poe ignores it, stuffing the semi-conscious CTG into the ring and sliding a chair in as well before climbing in himself. He drags CTG to his feet and wedges the still-folded chair between the mat and CTG’s throat, then wraps his arm around his head for a DDT. Barros screams at him to stop, but Poe levels him with a kick. Before he can hit the move, Ravenna springboards off the ropes and dropkicks the edge of the chair, knocking it free of Concrete and into Poe’s legs. Poe rolls to his feet and grabs the chair, but Ravenna super kicks it into his face. Poe staggers back against the ropes and Ravenna springboards off the middle rope and slams both feet into Poe’s face, sending him out to the floor. Stank is back on his feet as well, and the Five start into the ring, but a herd of security holds them back as Ravenna checks on her fallen partner.
WINNERS, by disqualification in 13:42, Concrete TG and Ravenna Blue.
ECOSYSTEM vs. SPIN HANSEN“More Human than Human” starts to blast over the sound system, and the crowd gets to their feet to welcome Spin Hansen to the ring. He does some token acknowledgement before climbing into the ring, and doing a little posing. The crowd keeps it going as “Minority” fires up. OOWF Founder and Hall of Famer Ecosystem makes his way to the ring. He does more crowd interaction than Spin did, but it's not long before he rolls into the ring and soaks in the cheers. Fall River's Own Angelo Barros checks both competitors, and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Eco and Spin circle slowly to start before locking up. Spin shoves Eco across the ring, and Eco hops up, dusting himself off. Spin looks to lock up again, but Eco counters with STIFF kicks to the hamstring until Spin has to take a knee. Eco hits the ropes and lands a Dropkick on Spin, forcing Spin to his back. Eco heads to the top looking to end this one early. Split-Legged Moonsault from the top connects! Cover! 1...2...NO! Spin kicks out and rolls over. Eco takes a few steps back and tries for an Orton Punt O' Doom, but Spin grabs his leg. Dragon Screw from Spin, and Eco, unsurprisingly, is holding his knee after that. It was vicious.
Spin slowly gets to his feet, and grabs Eco's head. Head butt. Head butt. Head butt sends Eco into the corner. Spin follows Eco in with a BIG Clothesline which sends Eco out to the floor. Spin goes out quickly, and LAWN DARTS Eco into the Steel Steps. Eco stumbles backward and eats a GIANT Release German Suplex into the barrier. Spin saunters over to Eco, and bundles him back into the ring. Spin follows and grabs what looks to be a dead Eco in the middle of the ring. He locks him in, and gets him up...He's looking for the Jagerbomb...but YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB ECOSYSTEM! Eco fights out of the power bomb, and reverses it with an Implant DDT. Both men are down. Count starts.
Barros gets to 7 before Spin gets up, and he simply SPEARS the barely-to-his-feet Eco. Spin covers! This should do it! 1....2....Foot on the ropes! Spin is livid. He turns back to Eco...THUMB TO THE EYE! THE MOST DEBILITATING MOVE IN WRESTLING! Eco hops up, and hits Spin with a Shitty Bulldog. Eco keeps running. Basement Dropkick to Spin. Springboard Moonsault from Eco. Cover! 1...2...NO! Spin kicks out, but he's in trouble. Eco pulls Spin up, and tries for a straight kick. Spin grabs Eco's leg. Eco tries for the inevitable Enziguri, but Spin DUCKS! Eco spins all the way around, and eats a BIG SPINEBUSTER. Spin, well, Spins Up. He grabs Eco, and he signals for the Hair of the Dog! He gets Eco up...and ECO SLIPS OUT THE BACK DOOR! Eco grabs Spin's head! ENDGAME! That'll wrap it up.
WINNER in 10:37 by PINFALL...Ecosystem!
MOOSEHEAD JACK, FIREWOMAN & LD WILLIAMS vs. ALEXANDER DARLING, CHRIS EVANS & MATT FOLZThe Unholy Trio is announced first, they come out from the back, pause at the top of the ramp and soak up the boos and then head to the ring. The crowd is about to riot in rage as the Unholy Trio does nothing more than stand in the ring. They are saved when Chris Evans music plays and he makes his way out to the top of the ramp. OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz is announced next, and doesn’t look real thrilled about being in this match, then finally, the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Darling is announced and comes out, and Matt Folz looks even less thrilled. They make their way to the ring, and after some debate, Alexander Darling starts things off. Moosehead Jack is initially in the ring to oppose him. Darling makes the universal “let’s go” sign, but Moose just smirks, reaches out, and tags in Firewoman. Fire steps between the ropes and Darling glares daggers at Moose, then reaches out for a handshake with Fire. Fire stares at him for a moment, then half swats, half shakes his hand, not exactly what Darling was looking for there.
The two circle and lock up, Fire immediately tries a leg sweep but Darling avoids it and catches her with a knee to the head that sends her sprawling. Darling tries to follow it up with an elbow drop, but Fire rolls out of the way and gets to her feet and tags in LD Williams. LD comes into the ring and catches Darling with a forearm to the jaw as he stands up, then sends him to the ropes, but ducks a moment too soon and Darling leapfrogs him and heads to the opposite ropes. As he hits the ropes, Matt Folz reaches out and tags himself in. Darling stops and looks at Folz. Folz ignores him and steps into the ring, Darling shakes his head and steps out. Folz and LD lock up aggressively and do the whole, circle the ring thing. Finally LD grabs a side head lock, but Folz shoves him to the ropes and catches him with a knee on the rebound. Folz pulls LD up and hits a trio of German suplexes and gets to his feet and sets up for his finisher when Alexander Darling tags himself in. Now it is Folz’s turn to stare at Darling, Darling ignores him and steps into the ring and takes LD to the mat with a neck breaker, then grabs an arm bar.
While Darling works the arm, he and Folz exchange words. LD works to his feet and uses the distraction to send Darling to the ropes, then catches him with a boot and a snap suplex. LD reaches out and tags in Moose, Moose pulls Darling to his feet, grabs him by the hair and smashes him in the face with a head butt, then hits a RANHEI and covers, but Darling kicks out at one. Moose pulls Darling to his feet and shoves him into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, then tries a bulldog out of the corner, but Darling puts on the brakes and reverses Moose into the corner and stomps him down to the mat. Darling snap mares Moose out of the corner and then connects with a kick to the back of the head dropping him to the mat. Darling tags in Chris Evans.
Evans springs to the top rope, then drops an elbow across Moose’s chest and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Evans pulls Moose to his feet and whips him into the corner, Moose slams into the corner chest first and staggers backward, Evans bounds off the ropes and takes Moose down with a hard clothesline. Evans covers again, but Moose kicks out again. Evans grabs Moose by the head and hammers him with punches to the face, then pulls him up and sends him to the ropes, but Moose grabs the top rope and puts on the brakes. Evans charges at him, but Moose backdrops him over the top rope. Evans lands on the apron and is about to grab Moose when Moose NAILS him with a spinning fist to the side of the head! Evans falls off the apron to the floor and Moose slithers right out of the ring after him.
Moose pulls Evans to his feet and whips him into the steel ring steps. Evans slams shoulder first into the steel and falls to the floor. Moose charges in and catches him with a boot across the face. Evans slumps on the floor trying to clear his head. Moose pulls Evans around the ring to the Unholy Trio corner and rolls him into the ring, then climbs in and tags in LD Williams. LD comes in and immediately drops a knee across Evans shoulder. He pulls Evans to his feet and hammerlocks his arm and runs him shoulder first into the ring post, then tags in Firewoman. LD wrings the arm and Fire leaps off the middle ropes and drops an elbow across Evans shoulder sending him to the mat.
Fire pulls Evans to his feet and wrings his arm and hits a hammerlock DDT and covers, but Darling breaks it up at two with a boot to the back of the head. Fire glares at Darling but says nothing. She tries to pull Evans up, but he hits her with a European uppercut that rocks her back to the corner. Evans gets to his feet and Fire charges out of the corner and tries a clothesline, but Evans ducks it, Fire stops and Evans turns and POPS her with a super kick! Fire hits the mat, but Evans can’t follow up because he too crumpled to the mat. The crowd roars for Evans to make the tag. He drags himself across the ring, and just as Fire gets to her feet, Evans makes the tag to Darling.
Alexander Darling comes in and levels Fire with a shot to the head. LD Williams comes in too and he gets the same. Then it is Moose’s turn. Darling turns his attention back to Fire. As she gets to her feet Darling grabs her and lifts her for the DARLING DRIVER! Before he can hit it, Moose runs in and gouges his eyes. Evans and Folz come into the ring and soon a pier six brawl erupts. Moose and Evans trade shots and LD and Folz fight. Firewoman is back on her feet, but Darling has cleared his vision and takes her to the mat and traps her in the MONEY CLIP! LD Williams is on the mat by Darling, and Folz charges trying for a knee to LD’s skull, but LD moves out of the way and Folz KILLS Darling with a knee to the temple! LD gets to his feet and grabs Darling and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! Fire takes the opportunity to head to the ropes and hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! LD tackles Folz and keeps him from making the save, and Evans is too busy fighting Moose on the outside to see, and Fire gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS in 24:08 – LD Williams, Firewoman & Moosehead Jack
After the match, LD and Fire roll out of the ring and attack Evans on the outside. The three of them beat him to the floor and stomp away brutally. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Alexander Darling gets to his feet, holding his neck and grabs Folz and spins him around and questions what exactly just happened there. Folz doesn’t say a word, but grabs Darling and PLANTS him with a belly to belly suplex! Folz gets to his feet and pulls Darling up one more time, BRAINBUSTER! Folz stands over Darling for a moment, then leaves the ring and heads to the back while the fans boo him mercilessly. Meanwhile, The Unholy Trio has Evans set up for a power bomb through the Swiss Announce Table, but Ravenna Blue, Team Team and Concrete TG rush to the ring. The Unholy Trio drops Evans and slinks away to the back, content with the damage done.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match"Thunderstruck" begins and Outback Jack steps out to the adoration of the fans. He fist pumps the air as he makes his entrance, and hits the four ropes. Whichever of Davin's entrance music he's using now plays, and he comes to the ring, alone with the Intercontinental Belt. He signs some autographs, high fives some fans, and gives a very lucky lady in the crowd his very expensive sunglasses. Wonder how Samantha will feel about that? He does his Double Jump of awesomeness and hands the IC belt to OBJ for his approval with a smirk. OBJ nods back, and the referee takes the belt, hands it off, and calls for the bell.
The two men circle each other as neither wants to make a mistake, early. Davin holds his hand out as a tease, but OBJ slaps it away. They do this for a while and finally OBJ doesn't slap it away, but grabs it and gets Davin into a wrist lock. He twists and yanks, stomping his foot for effect as he maneuvers Davin around the ring. Davin tries to get OBJ to release, but OBJ counters every move. Eventually, Davin works his way back to the ropes and ducks under the top one. The referee calls for the break, and begins to count. OBJ waits until three, and then let’s go. Davin does the international symbol for 'time out', which makes OBJ belch, and then laugh, 'cause there's no time outs in wrestling. Duh! OBJ advances as Davin steps away from the ropes. Davin smiles and lands a big chop on OBJ. that sends him back across the mat. OBJ smirks with an 'I should have seen that,' and then turns and responds with a big right hand upside Davin's head. Davin staggers back and answers with his own right hand. The two trade punches some more, and it seems a hockey fight has broken out in the middle of the ring. The two inch closer as they trade blows, and then Davin charges, driving OBJ backward into the corner. He shoulder blocks OBJ a few times, and then whips him across the ring into the far corner, and lunches in with a good flying European upper cut. OBJ drops to one knee, and Davin follows up with one, no, two elbow drops. He grabs OBJ around the neck, guides him out into the center of the ring, and hits a quick snap suplex. He can't hold on though and OBJ is up to one knee before Davin can get around for the pin. OBJ hammers Davin in the midsection, doubling him over as he gets to his feet. He grabs Davin behind his head and pulls him down face first into a rising knee. Ouch. OBJ follows up with two more knees to the midsection. Davin is having a hard time catching his breath, and OBJ knocks him backward with a forearm to the chin. He Garvin stomps Davin and its all Davin can do to protect himself. OBJ pulls Davin up to a standing position, and hits a really strong DDT. OBJ goes for the pin, but Davin gets a shoulder up. OBJ resets and as Davin stands, OBJ hits a flurry of punches driving him back into the ropes. He whips Davin across into the ropes and follows him in with a clothesline, but the force sends them both over the ropes and out onto the floor. Referee looks down to make sure they're actually breathing, and then starts the ten count.
They writhe around on the floor for a while, and then struggle to their feet. OBJ is up just about half a second before Davin. Davin starts to charge him but OBJ sees it and dodges, driving Davin shoulder first into the ring post. He grabs Davin and throws him again shoulder first into the other ring post. Davin grabs his shoulder, and OBJ throws him into the steel steps, shoulder first. OBJ gets him up and rolls him into the ring, and follows, right as the referee gets to nine. He grabs the arm attached the shoulder and gets an arm bar, putting his knee into the shoulder. The pain brings Davin around a bit. The referee asks him if he wants to tap, but Davin isn't one of those alligators that OBJ used to wrangle. OBJ doesn't care and pulls back Davin's arm more, grinding his knee almost through to the mat below. But Davin won't tap, so OBJ has to change his tactic. He pulls Davin up by the sore arm, drops two elbows on it, and whips Davin forward into the ropes again. Davin staggers back as OBJ slingshots himself off the opposite ropes into a clothesline to the back of the head (Boomerang). Davin hits the mat face first, and OBJ pounces locking in the Crocodile Hunter cross face. The referee again asks Davin to tap out, but Davin refuses. Davin begins the slooooooow crawl toward the rope. OBJ comes close to squeezing the ever loving life out of him, but tapping is not an option here for Moreland. Or is it? He stretches to the ropes and can just barely reach. He reaches back with his free hand and grabs OBJ by the hair. The referee gives the warning and starts to count, but it's enough to get OBJ to loosen just enough so Moreland can make one valiant leap toward the ropes...and he grabs 'em! OBJ is forced to break, and takes the whole five count to do it. OBJ is furious, and is probably going through some personality changes as he yells at the referee. Davin pulls himself up, favoring his arm and shoulder. He's not smirking anymore, and looks quite pissed off. He rotates his arm once, and lets the endorphin rush take over. He charges at OBJ, and lifts him up with an Atomic Drop. OBJ falls back, grabbing his..uh...self, and Davin backs into the ropes, and springboards off into a Thesz press. He pulls OBJ's legs up for the pin, one...twoo...NO! OBJ reverses, rolling Davin back and putting his shoulders to the mat. One...two...NO! Davin reverses and kicks out. The two men stand, and Davin kicks OBJ in the stomach. Davin tries to pick him up for an Elevated Really Good Diamond Cutter, but his shoulder gives out almost immediately after he get OBJ into the overhead press! OBJ goes over sideways, taking Davin with him. OBJ pulls through and rolls up Davin! One...two....NO! Davin rolls and gets OBJ's shoulders down. One...two....OBJ kicks his feet, but to no avail...THREE!
WINNER in 16:49 – Davin Moreland
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