MidWeek Mayhem (05/05) Live! From Cairo, Egypt

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Zane Myers is STORMING~~~! Down a hallway and runs across a Randomly Numbered Sexy Female Journalist

RNSFJ: Zane Myers! How about some comments on your match this week?

(Zane grabs the mic away from her without a word and stares at the camera)

Zane: Lucky? Poe? You call Back-to-back clean wins Lucky? How about you OWN UP to the fact you were BEATEN. You LOST. But No, Big Bad Poe can't do that. That would mean being a REAL MAN.

Remeber back to when this little dance between us started. You and Stank beat us clean. What did we do? Complain? No. Whine? No. We buckled down and worked harder. We never minimalized YOUR win.

And you haven't beat us clean since.

You cheated, had help, abused the Champions Advantage to keep your Reign of Error alive.

Now We are the Tag Team Champions. If you and stank still think you can Measure Up then SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH and get in the ring.

(Zane throws the mic to the ground, shattering it, and storms off)

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*Davin, Samantha and Alexis are watching OOWF-TV from an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (although it looks a lot like Davin's locker room*

SDM: Wow.

LD: Yeah.

DM: He said "damn". I mean, ZANE said "damn". I've never seen him that mad.

LD: When your gimmick is getting screwed out of the title, and you finally win the title, and you have those two jamokes talking shit, I get the anger.

DM: Jamokes?

LD: Shut up.

SDM: Seriously, Lex, Jamokes?

LD: I SAID SHUT UP!

SDM: Ok...well...have you watched any tape this week?

LD: Sure...some.

SDM: Some as in...none?

LD: Seriously, Samantha, stop being a whore and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

DM: Ladies.

*louder and louder indistinct yelling between the sisters*

DM: WOULD YOU BOTH PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!?

*They shut the fuck up*

DM: Now, I know you've been busy this week, Alexis. You've got your triple-secret Sanctum meetings, so secret that it's unclear that they exist, considering that the only people who seem to mention the Sanctum are two people who aren't even IN the fucking Sanc--

*Suddenly, a tranq dart hits Davin in the neck, and the camera cuts to Kayfabe, smiling, and leaving*

SDM: Anyway...I think he was excusing your behavior because you've been busy.

LD: Seems like he was headed in that direction. But I have watched some tape. Even picked out entrance music.

SDM: Oh, I just figured you'd come out to Davin's music.

LD: Yeah, right.

SDM: So did you recycle a Run DEA thing?

LD: Nope, this isn't Run DEA. It's a different thing.

SDM: And you've got Magnusson this week, along with OBJ. I'm sure he won't be too pleased with you two.

LD: Yeah, he's shown his displeasure with his 2 promos since Hell on Earth. Who cares? We got those two. No problem.

SDM: Confident, considering you haven't actually won a match yet.

LD: I have every reason to be confident. Once upon a time, Davin and I were responsible for leading the greatest faction in the history of OOWF. We have our differences, but there's no doubting that we work well together.

SDM: At the very least, you hate him less than Brother Dear.

LD: Well, that's not all that difficult to do.

SDM: Which is what makes this whole situation all the more interesting.

LD: You know me. Never boring. Besides, it'll be fun.

SDM: Sure it will.

LD: Clearly, you have some doubts.

SDM: I don't doubt Davin. He's a great champion, and I've seen him do things and get out of situations that no one else can do. He knows all the tricks and he knows how to win.

LD: And I don't?

SDM: Unless you're counting IWA-MS again.

LD: Fine. I'll show you. I'll show Davin. I'll show Brother Dear. I am NOT trying to be Marty Janetty here. I'll pull my weight. And we'll get those belts.

SDM: Championships.

LD: Whatever.

SDM: You say that, but you also better hope Texpress isn't holding the championships when it's finally your shot.

LD: Why?

SDM: Are you retarded?

LD: Ok, 1) Fuck off 2) Find a bus 3) Just because that possibility exists doesn't mean it's going to happen. And even if it does, I like our chances.

SDM: They're possibly the greatest tag team in OOWF history. You're a singles wrestler. Davin is a singles wrestler. It's not gonna be as easy as you think.

LD: He's Davin Moreland. I'm Alexis Motherfucking Darling. I like our chances.

DM: *coming to* Vague...P...

SDM: Davin? What is it?

DM: *whispering* Vague promise....

LD: What vague promise?

DM: Tag tourney...with moose...vague promise...

SDM: You didn't win a vague promise. You won a trophy.

DM: VAGUE PROMISE!

LD: Like Sammy said, you have a trophy, not...

DM: VAGUE PROMISE!

*Davin passes out*

LD: Ok, now I'm worried.

*fade*

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[Eco, Tytan and Vangarde are backstage.]

Eco: What do you think you're doing?

Vangarde: He's condescended to me for years. I was just proving a point about his authority.

Tytan: Certainly didn't look like it.

Vangarde: What's he going to do? He can't punish me in any way that would actually hurt me. I can't be suspended, can't be fired and I don't care for titles so he can't demote me down the card. In fact, by putting me against jobbers he's further endangering the health and safety of workers on his shows.

Eco: You're certainly a changed man, Tyler. I think you need to focus a little more on the Salvation side of things though.

Vangarde: I'm not here to save people. That's your job.

Eco: I didn't mean that. I mean be more of a team player.

[Scene fades.]

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*In the Destroyitarium*

Scheme Gene: Outback Jack, you've got a match against Davin Moreland and Alexis Darling.

OBJ: Davin's a hell of a good wrestler, and Alexis has potential, but that combination has train wreck written all over it. *drinks, belches* Australian for the smart money is going to be on Drink and Destroy.

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Firewoman is in the gym, laying waste to the heavy bag. Her opponent for this week, Concrete comes in, accompanied by Ravenna Blue.

RB: Maybe we should come back later.

CTG: Nonsense. Citizen Fire. May I trust that with your new-found inner peace that we may use the facility together?

Firewoman finishes up with a punch that sends Lucky (who was holding the bag) staggering a few steps backward. And turns to face Crete.

FW: I'll thank you to keep your nose out of my inner peace.

Lucky laughs as Crete glares at him. Ravenna looks like she wants to laugh, but stifles it.

CTG: Citizen Fire, I hardly think this is the--

FW: And while I've got you here, let me just issue this warning. I don't know what kind of weird fantasies you're having, but--

CTG: Weird fantasies??? Citizen Fire, I assure you--

FW: Seriously? Telling your latest sidekick there that you have visions of me dressed in a short plaid skirt and pink wig?

Lucky: As a 10 year.

FW: That's right, as a 10 year old. That's sick, dude. That's approaching Alexander Darling levels of inappropriateness. Don't make me file another restraining order.

RB: So you weren't--

FW: Don't be ridiculous. "Kick Ass" there just saw the movie while in a Mountain Dew Red-induced haze of caffeine and sugar euphoria and now thinks it's true. I suggest you get your partner out of my sight and keep him out of my way, or at the very least I'll file another restraining order against him. At most, he'll be going by the name "Ass-Kicked."

CTG: You used to be such the fighter for good.

Firewoman rolls her eyes as she starts to walk toward Crete. Ravenna steps in between them, but Firewoman makes quick work of her by punching her in the injured shoulder, twisting her arm behind her and pushing her into the wall... hard. Crete objects to this, and goozles Fire. Lucky tries to pull Crete's arms away, but to no avail. Crete has unfortunately forgotten one of the rules, and Fire brings her knee up hard....right there. That's right... you know where. Crete releases his hold and folds like an accordion. Firewoman rubs her neck, and admires her handiwork.

FW: Which rule did Crete forget, Lucky?

Lucky: Don't leave Firewoman's arms or legs free?

FW: Exactly. And which one did you forget?

Lucky: Oh...um...don't get involved in backstage fights because that then makes me fair game?

FW: Yes. Well, you're fair game anyway, but yes. I suppose we should go see what the rest of The Five are up to.

Lucky: Think Moose'll still be mad about--

FW: Yeah, probably.

The two walk a ways down the hall....

Lucky: You know....I have seen you with that butterfly knife, just like in the movie. Didn't you use that in Japan when--

FW: So? Lots of people have those.

Lucky: Yeah...but then there's that wig in your gear that--

FW: Shut up, Lucky.

Lucky: Yes, boss.

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*Same hallway*

As Lucky and Fire continue to walk down the hallway a door flies open and slams Lucky in the face sending him crashing to the floor.

Firewoman: What the hell? Watch...

Fire stops talking as she sees Alexis Darling and Chris Evans step out from the door.

Is this where the two of you fight back for your *cough*Sanctum partners back there?

Evans: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Alexis: For us to attack you and basically give your partners free reign to declare open war on Sanctum. To allow Eco and his Salvation to claim we're in the wrong and bring them into this fight?

Firewoman: I don't need anyone fighting my battles. Your brother...

Alexis: My brother has NOTHING to do with this. He'll take care of you because he's Alex and you're Fire and that's just the way the world works. You have never and will never be as good as him.

Firewoman: Such a bitch. Always have been and always will be. You're just jealous. I get that.

Chris: Jealous of what? Becoming yet another bitch to Poe?

Firewoman: Cubbie...

Chris: My name isn't FUCKING CUBBIE.

Evans looks like he's about to leap at Firewoman but Alexis holds him back.

Alexis: We said no unprovoked attacks. It's not how we're going to operate.

Firewoman: Same ole Lexie. All talk and no action.

Alexis: Same old Firewoman. Just another washed up, never was, soon to be kept Diva.

*SLAP*

Firewoman with the nasty bitch slap to Alexis.

Alexis: Now we've been provoked.

Alexis shoots for a double leg takedown that Firewoman tries to stuff, but it takes her attention off Evans who backs up a step and nails a perfect SUPERKICK to Firewoman's jaw. Firewoman staggers back and Alexis hits a quick kick to the stomach before catching Fire and picking her up...BITCH KILLER on the concrete and Firewoman is down. Alexis leans down next to Firewoman...

Alexis: As my brother used to say...BOOYAH, BITCH!

Alexis and Evans beat a hasty retreat before The Five come on the scene.

*Fade*

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Fire has crawled over to check on Lucky, when a loud belch is heard*

OBJ: Australian for looks like somebody got their ass kicked by a sheila.

*Fire springs to her feet, but hesitates seeing all 3 members of Drink & Destroy*

DHM: Relax, we're in drink mode, not destroy mode. *They all clink bottles of Jamesons*

SH: Besides, I'd like you to take a message to LD. I'm taking good care of the belt. *pats the Onslaught belt*

FW: I'm not a messenger. If you want to tell LD something, tell him yourself.

OBJ: Fair enough. How's the booze in Chamber V this week?

FW: It's a Muslim country.

OBJ: Good thing Wally keeps us supplied through the Australian embassy.

*D&D walk off as FW revives Lucky*

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(Crete is RECOVERING~! from the attack on his manhood as Lexie and Evans enter the room. Ravenna is back on her feet testing out her bad shoulder)

Evans: Crete, what happened?

CTG: Citizen fire... happened... (tries to sit up)

Alexis: we ran into her and Lucky in the hallway.

RB: Apparently Fire doesn't like to be compared to a movie.

CTG: It sounded.... plausible.... (carefully stands) after all, she has a very strong violent streak and would probably know her way around a weapons depot.

Evans: still, that's kinda weird

CTG: I wasn't imagining her NOW as an 11-year old girl in an anime wig. She's grown up, so she skips the mask and wig part and would otherwise gun people down with a smile on her face if she could get away with it.

RB: that doesn't sound terribly heroic

CTG: that's because she is one of the fiVe. (takes a deep breath) now then. We have strategy to discuss.

(fade)

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*Nonpoint's "Skin" plays over the loudspeakers as the OOWFtron displays "The Mann Show." in the lower right corner of the screen. Stank's video package, plus the red spots and red Vs of The Five appear, and he comes to the ring to a chorus of mixed boos. He enters the ring, and takes the microphone, playing up to those in the crowd who are booing.*

Stank - Boo all you want. I got ALL day.

*Stank waits patiently for the boos to subside a little.*

Stank - I'm not going to spend too much time with introductions. My guests for this evening... They are the OOWF World Tag Team Champions... Texpress.

*Texpress enter the arena to a rousing... mixed reaction. They hold their tag team championship belts up high and slap fives with the crowd all the way down the ramp while their theme music and video package play in the background. The Tag champs enter the ring keeping a wary eye on Stank and looking around to see if Poe is hiding nearby. A ring attendant hands Zane a mic.*

Stank - Gentlemen have a seat.

Zane - No we'll stand. As a matter of fact, if you think you're going to keep us distracted while your partner in crime sneaks up behin-

Stank - Whoa Whoa big fella. You have me all wrong. Why would *I* stoop so low?

*Zane and Chad look at each other and start to laugh. Chad grabs the mic from his partner.*

Chad - You're kidding me, right?

Stank - No.

Chad - Let's just get on with this shall we?

Stank - No. No. First of all I'm HURT that you two hold such a low opinion of me that you would think I set all this up just so Poe could sneak up behind you and, and.. just so the both of us could leave you in a pool of your own blood. I would NEVER do such a thing. Second even if you do suspect me of deceit... why would you agree to be guests on MY show?

Zane - Because our GM told us we had to before he got his light put out... that's why! We don't give a damn about this little show of yours and we certainly don't give a damn about YOU!

*The crowd roars it's approval as Chad tries to calm his partner down.*

Stank - Hey now Zane you've been pretty liberal with the cursing lately. One might think you're losing your edge.

Zane - The only one around here who needs to worry about LOSING is YOU and POE!

*This draws a loud mixed reaction from the crowd.*

Stank - You know what? It's sad really. Sad that you think so highly of yourselves and so low of me. Me... who has held more championships, including the ones you hold now, than either of you. It's sad that you don't fully appreciate the situation you are in. It's sad that you would think I would invite you out here as my guests and orchestrate a sneak attack with my tag team partner. I stand here alone. If ANYONE should be worried about an attack, it should be me.

Chad - We don't play that game.

Stank - I know... A fact that is about to be made painfully obvious to both of you... which just might be the saddest part of all.

*There's a buzz in the crowd as the tag champs look around wildly for Poe. Stank takes advantage of their distraction and SLAMS his mic down on top of Zane Myers head. Chad whirls around but before he can react. He is BLINDSIDED by LD WILLIAMS coming out from under the ring. Stank drops a huge elbow on Myers while MOOSEHEAD JACK comes out from under the other side of the ring. Poe enters the arena and strolls down the ramp to a loud ovation. Just as Zane rolls to avoid a swing of the bat from Moose, Poe slides in under the ropes and puts the boots to Myers. LD whips Chad toward Stank who catches him in a BLACK HOLE SLAM! Poe lifts Zane from behind and holds him while Moose SLAMS the barbwire bat down on the big man's head drawing blood. Poe turns the man around, lifts him up, and DROPS him to the mat with a CRUCIFIX BOMB! Stank lifts Chad onto his shoulders and drops him on top of his partner with STANK-U! The crowd has kind of turned now against The Five. As the boos rain down, The Five stand over the OOWF Tag Team Champions with their arms raised flashing the The Five sign. LD and Moose exit the ring and make their way up the ramp where Firewoman staggers in, waiting at the top. Stank grabs the mic.*

Stank - It's time the OOWF remember who the bad guys really are! There is NO sanctuary... there is NO salvation... from The Five!

*Stank looks down at the Tag Champs*

Stank - Thanks for coming boys. See ya again real soon.

Poe - Namaste... nevermore.

*Stank turns his attention to the top of the ramp where Moose is waving for he and Poe to join the rest of The Five. Moose looks pissed as he attends to Firewoman who is animatedly brushing her brother off. Stank looks at his tag team partner who shrugs. The big men take one last look at the writhing Tag Team Champions and exit the ring. They walk up the ramp toward LD, Moose, and Fire. Stank's music plays as the Five dissappear backstage.*

<Fade>

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Moose - Lexie did this to you?

FW - Don't worry about it?

Stank - No, heads will roll.

FW - I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!

Poe - The Sanctum must pay for this Firewoman. Even you should see that.

FW - I know.

*Moose and LD nod to each other as they pair off and walk away from the rest of The Five.*

FW - Where do you think YOU TWO are going?

<Fade again>

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Texpress stagger backstage after the Mann Show concludes.... Chad sits on a storage trunk while Zane paces about furiously.

Chad: Man, lets just go back to the dressing room and recover. I'm just bruised pretty good, and you seem ok

Zane: No, This must be dealt with... NOW. Follow me.

(Zane starts opening the random trunks sitting around backstage and comes across... Aluminum baseball bats. They head down the hall and simply BARGE~~!! into the Sanctum dressign area, catching Evans, Blue and Alexis off guard. Zane quickly pins Blue against the wall with the bat on her throat while Chad keeps the others at bay...)

Zane: Listen to me... carefully.. ALL OF YOU! Stooping tho their level and attacking Firewoman backstage was .... Moronic. IF you plan on taking them out, a simple beatdown WILL NOT SUFFICE. THe next time they ake their anger out on us, You will feel every blow they deliver.. I PROMISE YOU

(Zane pushes Ravenna down and glares at the others.. all too shocked to really say anything. Texpress storm out, heading down the hall further)

Chad: Let me guess... Salvation?

(Zane just nods and they take off at a sprint, knocking the Salvation locker room door off it's hinges. Zane knocks Vanguarde to the ground and points the bat at Tytan while Chad pins Eco to his chair with the bat. )

Eco: I suppose you blame us for your injuries

(Chad pops him in the mouth with the bat)

Chad: Yes

(Vanguarde tries to jump in, and gets a shot to the gut from Zane. Tytan and Zane go nose to nose)

Zane: We're done... go check on your partner.

(Texpress slowly leave and head to the Destroyitarium. They walk in and sit at the bar with DH, Spin and Jack)

Zane: We need to talk

(fade.........)

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Ravenna returns to her locker room to collect her thoughts after the feather-ruffling of the last few hours. Unaware of ninja cameraman #54 in her locker. She sits facing her familiar travel water feature as it is trickling peacefully. Her cell phone rings, disturbing her meditation..

She looks to the phone, exhales heavily and picks it up looking at the caller ID. She shakes her head and answers.

RB: Hello.....wait.....no. I had nothing to do with his disappearance. You should know better than that....I've been told Alexander has found his way back here.

She stands up and starts pacing.

RB: Look, don't worry about me. I have this all under control. I will do my job....I would like to see how my training has prepared me for the viciousness of Alexander. It's been too long since I've fought on my own.....I consider this another challenge......Don't worry about me.....You should be taking care of him...Making sure he goes to rehab and meetings.

She walks over to her makeshift mirror counter and runs her fingers over a glossy picture at the wrong angle for NC#54 to zoom in on clearly.

RB: My feelings for Eco and his separation to Salvation notwithstanding, I will continue to do what I can to keep Sanctum going. I just need focus.....No.....Honestly, I'd rather be single eternally than have more immaturity and drama distract me from my purpose.....I didn't sign up for OOWF to try and fix another guy.....Hey, leave Gryphon out of this! I really should get going...I am in Cairo and want to survive tonight so I can appreciate the country a little....Yes, I will center before the match...really....make sure he gets to the group session...I will be fine...

She plops back down into her chair with a heavy thunk.

RB: Yes....you too...

She shuts off her phone and sets her elbows on her knees, letting her head drop forward.

RB: Damnit...

Ravenna kicks her boot across the room, hitting the locker where NC#54 is exposed. Anger flashes across her face as she stands slowly.

RB: Here is where I give you a chance to leave.

The camera fades out as nc#54 scrambles towards the door.

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Moose and LD are STALKING~! the hallways when they are stopped by Firewoman.

LDW: C'mon, out of the way.

MHJ: Yeah, let the menfolk take care of --

Moose doesn't finish his sentence because of the large bitchslap that gets landed across his face.

MHJ: Ow...goddammit.

LDW: Dude, seriously? What were you thinking?

MHJ: Right now I'm thinking since when do you say 'dude.'

FW: Enough. Both of you. No going after Alexis.

MHJ: What? Why?

LDW: Yeah, why?

FW: Because that gives Alexander an excuse.

MHJ: Good...tell him to bring it.

LDW: Yeah.

FW: NO!!

MHJ: You make no sense.

FW: No, you're an idiot. If Alex wants to....wait, where's the ninja cam?

NinjaCam 54 nods and Fire grabs either side of the lens, pulling it to face her, and then steps back.

FW: Listen to this, Alexander. Do what you want. Hide behind your sister's skirts in an effort to goad me into responding. It's not going to happen. Hell, you could come at me YOURSELF, if you're not too much of a chicken shit to do it, and it still won't work. I'm not laying a hand on you until Rick grants us that match you want so badly, although it'll be damned unlikely that'll rescue your ass again.

MHJ: Yeah, about that...

FW: Shut up. *back to the camera* Now, I really can't control anything my partners do, all I can do is ask. If they choose to go after you or Alexis, well, that's on them. I'm not sanctioning it or even encouraging it. So any type of retaliation gets visited on them, and has nothing to do with our issues.

In fact....I won't even back them up if that's the case.

MHJ: What?

LDW: I'm not a fan of that.

FW: Too bad. You guys don't get it, do you. I'm going to beat him, I'm going to win his title, and I'm going to gloat over him as I've done so many times before, and I'm going to do it playing by his rules.

MHJ: And after that?

FW: After that....after that, Alexander? Everything I've been keeping at bay for the past few weeks will be free to be unleashed. And that will sparkle with me.

Moose, LD. Do what you gotta do. But you'll do it without me.

Oh also, Crete? You need some professional help. Seriously. I know these things.

Firewoman walks in the direction of Ecosystem's locker room, leaving Moose and LD to decide what to do next.

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(Ecosystem gets up as Tytan and Vangarde are furious.)

Vangarde: I'm going to go tear their heads off.

Eco: Uh uh. Remember what we said about being a team player?

Tytan: Those guys just jumped us!

Eco: They didn't jump you. You're angry on my behalf. And Mr. Vangarde here has no right to be angry after the way he lost his temper earlier today.

Vangarde: Are you going to explain away Chad nailing you with a bat for no good reason?

Eco: Yes I am. Ninja, drop.

(Ninja Cameraman drops down from his perched ceiling position.)

Eco: Zoom. (He does so) Chad...Zane...I understand you're angry. Being faced with the viciousness of the Five...even when it's commonplace, even when you choose to let it go unpunished when you are not the victims...well, it can be jarring. Jarring indeed.

So jarring, in fact, that on your Five Steps to Salvation, you already got to skip Denial. This is happening to you. You recognize it, there's no denying a scar.

The second step is Anger. You're already there, obviously, lashing out at those who have not wronged you because you don't know what else to do.

The third step is Bargaining. You're going to meet with Drink and Destroy now, propose an alliance, presuming they can protect you from any future pain. But they cannot protect you...not unless you seriously address the root problem here.

The fourth step is Depression. I dealt with this for a long time, seeing no way to change the OOWF, to shift the culture of this place instead of letting it shift who I was. You will linger here a while, I'm sure, after this would-be alliance collapses.

The final step, Acceptance is often misunderstood. You are not called merely to accept things as they are, but to accept your calling to change them--even if it means throwing everything else aside, postponing titles and accolades, letting go of the fans' cheers, never attaining retribution when you feel it is your due--accept all that the role of a Savior entails.

That's all a long way off, I'm sure, and we'll be waiting when you come to terms with it all. For now, I just want you two, Chad and Zane...I forgive you.

(Eco smirks as a door opens. Damon Wrath enters the locker room as Tytan and Tyler hit an aggressive stance.)

Eco: At ease. Are you willing to listen?

(Wrath slowly nods his head.)

Eco: Good. Tyler, take him for a walk. No tough love unless necessary.

Vangarde: How would you define 'necessary'?

Eco: (glaring) If you have to ask, it's not necessary.

Vangarde: Fine. Come on.

(Tyler takes Damon Wrath out.)

Tytan: So you're just going to let Texpress go, huh?

Eco: This week appears to be one of the OOWF's periodic flareups. There is no less opportune time to make a real impact. How...how would you suppose Ravenna is doing?

Tytan: Fine, I suppose.

Eco: I'd like to see her take Darling's title, you know. Can we see to it that the Five does not hurt her badly?

Tytan: You would like her over here with us, wouldn't you?

Eco: A great deal. Honestly...I understand why Gryfon looks like the better influence. Really, I do. But he's not. And she...she could be the one we need.

Tytan: Put that boot up the Five's ass instead of chucking it against the wall.

Eco: ...well, not all of them.

Tytan: Really?

Eco: Wait for it.

(Firewoman opens the door of Salvation's locker room.)

Eco: Hey.

Fire: Hey.

Eco: Tytan, follow Tyler.

Tytan: Are you seri-

Eco: Please?

(Tytan gets up, grudingly acknowledges Fire, and leaves.)

Eco: Let's talk.

FADE

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The Texpress exit the Destroyitarium and head down the hall calmly to The Moreland locker room and knock. Samanthat opens the door

Zane: Davin here?

SDM: No. He's off doing God knows what.

Zane: I'd like to wat for him. May we?

(She lets them in and they get settled.)

SDM: We were quite amused by your little tirade earlier. You are developing quite the foul mouth.

Voice: His momma wouldn't be proud

(Davin Moreland has returned)

Chad: We came to explain ourselves. I know you and Alexis are partners.

Davin: And you two are brothers. I was shocked you didn't come to me for help.

Zane: If we were planning a full scale assault, you bet you'd be the first stop. We needed to send our own message. We want NO part of Sanctum, or Salvation, or anyone else. I went to D & D not for an alliance, but to get insight into Stank.

Davin: I've faced him more times that anyone, I can tell you...

Chad: In-ring, yes. But Insight into Stank the man, that knowledge only comes with day-to-day association with someone. THe type of details Outback Jack and Spin would know. We needed a sense of what kind of man he was, what drives him as a human.

Zane: and secondly.. Your partner is part of the Sanctum. We figured you needed to hear about the little attack from us.

Davin: (smiles) I think I understand. You really want to go this alone?

Chad: There was a war before.. it nearly destroyed this company. It changed us, and not for the better, We want no part of anything like that.

Davin: I understand. I think it's s bit naieve, but I understand.