OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From San Juan, Puerto Rico
OUTBACK JACK & DANNY TAYLOR vs. TO BE ANNOUNCEDThe familiar tunes of Drink and Destroy come on the PA system, and Outback Jack and “Dynamite” Danny Taylor, accompanied by DVD emerges from the back. They walk down the ramp slapping hands with fans as DVD works the crowd, with Jack wincing a little from injuries sustained at the PPV. An oddly familiar song comes on the PA system.
OUTBACK JACK/”DYNAMITE” DANNY TAYLOR v. SUPER MARIO AND LUIGIThe two Italian plumbers emerge, looking eager to avenge Mario’s loss from the previous week. They hop over the ropes and go nose to nose with Jack and Taylor, who have a difficult time not laughing.
Super Mario locks up with DDT to begin, with Taylor actually picking Mario up double choke style and slamming him down to the mat with a modified power bomb. He goes for the cover, but Luigi runs in and kicks him to break up the count. DDT and Luigi get in each other’s faces, but the referee breaks it up and warns Luigi. DDT just shakes his head and starts laying the boots to Mario who is trying to roll out of the way and he finally rolls enough and makes it to the outside. DDT quickly follows him to the outside but Mario is nowhere to be found as he’s already rolled back into the ring. DDT is getting annoyed as he climbs back up on the apron, jumping off the ropes with a double axe handle, but Mario catches him coming down with an inverted atomic drop. DDT clutches at the ole twig and berries, and Mario takes the opportunity to chop block him to the ground.
Mario bounds off the ropes with a rolling thunder attempt, but DDT rolls out of the way! DDT catches Mario with a boot as he rises…DDT’s DDT DDT! That’s his MOVE! Mario is laid out as DDT stumbles to the corner and tags in OBJ, who’s going up top…atomic elbow drop halfway across the ring! Mario is flailing, but writhes over to Luigi, who tags in. Luigi dodges a clothesline attempt from OBJ, first ducking and then jumping on top of OBJ’s head, causing Outback Jack to squint and flash yellow! While the referee is distracted by this, Luigi gestures to Mario, who tosses him a mushroom. Luigi eats the mushroom and grows huge! Outback Jack, wisely, slowly walks directly into Luigi, which somehow damages him enough for him to lose all his height. That’s his move!
Mario: Oh MAMA MIA!
Luigi: SHUTTA YOU FACE!
Luigi, angry, attempts a spinning heel kick , but Outback Jack ducks and lifts him under the armpit into a back tilt-awhirl suplex. Jack lifts Luigi up on his shoulders and lets DDT blind tag in. DDT grabs Luigi’s head on the way down—double-team electric chair face buster. The good ol’ DDEF! DDT stalks Luigi as he struggles to get up. Taylor hooks the weakened Luigi…Dynamite Death Drop! Dynamite Death Drop to Luigi! 1-2-3, that’s all she wrote folks.
WINNERS in 6:03…Outback Jack and “Dynamite” Danny Taylor!
Jack and Taylor head to the back, soaking in the cheers of the fans, as Mario helps Luigi up in ring. Super Mario grabs a microphone.
SM: Listen-a everybody, listen-a good. There’s a reason we-a back here, getting our asses a-kicked. Juni…Juni, I know-a you-a back there. I want-a you to listen-a to us good! I’m-a here because you need-a help. Listen to-a me! Tytan, he’s-a right, man. You a-goin’ down a bad-a path. We’re you-a friends…and when you-a need us, we’ll a-be here.
Super Mario and Luigi head to the back quietly.
STAN FULTON vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. CHRIS EVANSWilliams and Evans are announced and make their way to the ring, the crowd gives them their usual response. Evans poses on the top turnbuckle while LD just stands in the ring and ignores everyone. Stank Fulton is announced once, then a second time, but he doesn’t show. The referee confers with the announcer and they decide to start the match as just a one on one affair. LD and Evans move to the middle of the ring, and LD just glares at Evans. Chris seems to be trying to explain something, but LD cuts him off mid-sentence with a slap across the face. Evans looks down at the mat and holds the side of his face, then looks LD in the eyes and tries to explain again, but LD slaps him across the face again. This time Evans grabs LD and takes him to the mat with a double leg take down and starts hammering him with fists to the side of the head.
LD reverses it and catches Evans with several shots to the face, but Evans swings his legs up and catches LD in an arm bar and takes him to the mat. Williams quickly grabs the ropes, then slips to the outside when Evans breaks. Chris doesn’t give Evans a moment of peace though, he gets a running start and leaps over the top rope to the floor taking LD out. Chris grabs LD and rolls him back into the ring and follows him and covers, but LD kicks out at two. Evans pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a drop kick to the mouth. LD hits the mat and Evans covers again, but once again LD kicks out at two. Chris pulls LD to his feet and wrings his arm, then hits a crescent kick across his chest that sends him to the mat. Evans hits a front flip leg drop and covers, but once again he can’t keep Williams down.
Evans pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the corner and charges in and tries a flying back elbow but LD gets his knees up and Evans slams into his knees and staggers out of the corner in pain, LD grabs him and hits a side Russian leg sweep that slams the back of Evans head into the bottom turnbuckle. LD pulls Evans to the middle of the ring and covers, but Evans manages to roll his shoulder at two. LD pulls Evans to his feet and sends him to the ropes, kicks him in the gut on the rebound, then hits a gut wrench back breaker, then covers him again but Evans manages to roll his shoulder. LD pulls Evans to his feet again and sends him to the corner, Evans scales the corner and catches a charging LD with a flying cross body for a two count. LD and Evans pop to their feet and Evans scoops LD up and PLANTS him with a MICHINOKU DRIVER! Evans climbs to the top rope and is about to hit a SSP when Stan Fulton makes his way to the ring and NAILS Evans on the back of the knee with his axe handle sending him tumbling to the mat! Fulton climbs into the ring and pulls LD to his feet and nails him in the ribs with the axe handle, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a black hole slam! Evans gets to his feet in the corner and Fulton charges in and CRUSHES him in the corner with an avalanche! Evans falls to the mat and Fulton bounces off the ropes and smashes him with a splash. Fulton grabs his axe handle and is about to swing for the fences at LD’s head when Matt Folz hits the ring with a chair. Fulton bails out of the ring and heads to the back while Folz dares him to get back into the ring.
WINNER – no contest in 10:41
MR. E vs. THE DEAD vs. DR. INFIERI vs. CONCRETE TGDr Infieri is the first man out. He strides to the ring ignoring the fans. Mr. E is out next and gets a mixed reaction from the fans, as does The Dead, who follows him. The crowd picks up considerably as Concrete TG makes his way to the ring. All four men face off for a moment, and then Infieri walks to the ropes and asks for a mic. Apparently he has something to say. He raises the mic, takes a deep breath, and Dead super kicks him in the face. Infieri stumbles back, turns, and CTG nails a super kick of his own. Infieri turns toward E, who levels him with a dropkick. Dead and CTG head to their corners as E covers. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and slides into position to count, but Infieri kicks out at two.
E pulls Infieri to his feet and sends him to the ropes. E tries a hip toss, but Infieri reverses. E rolls through and turns it into an arm drag. Infieri rolls to his feet and slaps aside a dropkick. He pulls E to his feet, winds his arm, and ties him into a hammerlock. E tries to reverse, but Infieri cinches in the hold. He shoves E into the ropes and rolls him up, but E kicks out at two. Both men roll to their feet and lock up. Infieri buries a knee in E’s stomach and takes him over with a suplex. He floats over and locks in a Fujiwara arm bar. E manages to hook a foot over the ropes and break the hold. Infieri rolls to his feet and grabs E in a headlock. E shoots him off and drops under his first pass, catching him with a flying head scissors on his return. Infieri stumbles and falls into the corner. Dead saunters down the apron as E gets a running start to attack Infieri. Dead slaps Infieri on the back to tag himself in and greets E with a forearm to the face.
Dead steps into the ring and takes E over with a German suplex. He bridges, but only gets one. Dead stomps on E, and then pulls him up and sends him to the ropes. He lifts E for a spine buster, but E manages push off in mid-air and turn it into a dropkick. E lands on his feet and drives an elbow into Dead’s throat. He covers, but only gets one. E pulls Dead up and goes for an Irish whip, but Dead reverses. E ducks a clothesline and hits the opposite ropes. Dead tries for the C-T-C, but E slides underneath it, rolling to the corner and reaching out to tag CTG.
CTG grabs Dead in a headlock. Dead tries to suplex out of it, but CTG struggles and reverses into a takedown. He hangs on to the headlock and ratchets it in. Dead works his way to his feet again and drags CTG to the corner, reaching out to Infieri for a tag. Infieri shakes his head and walks down the apron. Dead shoves CTG forward in an attempt to throw him off, then lifts him into a back suplex to break free. Dead rolls to his feet, hits the ropes, and nails CTG with a running knee lift. Dead springs off the middle rope and plants CTG with a DDT. Dead sets himself up for the C-T-C and waits for CTG to get to his feet. Just as CTG gets up, Infieri tags himself into the match. Dead glares daggers at Infieri, and then shrugs and waves him into the ring. Infieri steps through the ropes, and Dead closes the Casket! CTG hooks Infieri as he falls - Long Arm of the Law! Junior counts One…Two…Three!
Dr. Infieri has been eliminated.Dead is back in and tries to Close the Casket as CTG gets up. CTG ducks it and spins around, levelling Dead with a lariat. CTG comes off the ropes and hits a splash. He hooks the leg, but only gets one. CTG drags Dead to his feet and hits a suplex. He hangs on and pulls him up to hit a second one, and then a third. He floats over and hooks the leg, but Dead rolls a shoulder at two. CTG pulls Dead to his feet and backs him into the corner. CTG hits a series of kicks followed by an Irish whip. Dead reverses, and sends CTG hard, face-first, into the corner. CTG bounces off the turnbuckles and Dead drops him with a Backstabber. He covers, but only gets two. Dead pulls CTG to his feet and rocks him with European uppercuts. He starts an Irish whip, but then pulls CTG back into a belly-to-belly suplex. He covers, but Junior refuses to count, as CTG landed with a foot in the ropes. Dead plants CTG with a suplex, and then sits him up and hits the ropes. E makes the blind tag, leaps onto the top rope as Dead nails CTG with a low dropkick Mystery Attack by E to CTG! E hooks the leg and Junior counts One…Two…Dead moves to break it up, but then stops himself…three>
Concrete TG has been eliminated.Mr. E rolls to his feet - and immediately drops back to the mat to avoid the C-T-C. He spins on the mat and sweeps Dead’s legs. E springs off the second rope and hits a splash. He hooks the leg, but only gets two. E snaps Dead over with a lightening quick suplex. He drops three elbows across his throat in rapid succession, sits Dead up and drives a kick into his back. E drags Dead to his feet, and Dead snaps off an Irish whip, sending E into the corner. Dead drives an elbow into the side of E’s head, followed by a number of chops. E suddenly reverses their positions and rocks Dead with a pair of jabs. Junior warns him about the closed fists, and E sends Dead across the ring. E follows him in and hits a somersault dropkick. E lands on his feet and ducks to catch Dead on his shoulders as he falls forward. E turns and hits a rolling senton, and continues across the ring to hit a lionsault. He hooks the leg, but again only gets two.
Both men get to their feet. E sprints toward his opponent, but Dead buries a knee in his stomach and clubs him to the mat. Dead with a scoop and a body slam, and drives a knee into E’s throat. He pulls the masked man to his feet and sends him to the ropes. E ducks a clothesline, but Dead catches him with a drop toehold on the return trip. Dead rolls through and tries to lock on a STF, but E squirms free. E uses the ropes to pull himself up and Dead gets a running start, but E spins through the ropes and catches Dead in the sternum with both feet. Dead stumbles back, and E goes out to the apron. Springboard Hurrican - Dead reverses into a power bomb! Dead hangs on and lifts E to hit a second power bomb. He muscles E up and hits a third one! Dead covers - and E rolls a shoulder just in time!
Dead slaps the mat in frustration and pulls E to his feet. He hits a standing spine buster and stomps E into the mat. Dead runs E head-first into the corner, spins him around and lays into him with punches and kicks until Junior forces him to back off. Dead moves back in and lifts E onto the top rope. Dead climbs up as well, and tries for a supeplex, but E fights back. E climbs onto the top rope. Spinning Hurricanrana from the top! It takes E a moment to regain his wits and crawl over to cover, and Dead manages to roll a shoulder in time.
E gets slowly up, reaching his feet slightly before Dead. E with a kick to the gut. He goes for Mr. E presents, but Dead back drops out. E flips in the air and lands on his feet, but is a little unsteady on the landing. E turns around and Dead tries to Close the Casket, but E catches it. E spins Dead around and drops him with a lariat. E goes to the corner and climbs the ropes. He leaps - Dead rolls out of the way of the Mystery Attack! Dead rolls to his feet and tries for the CTC as E gets up, but E sidesteps it and sends Dead to the ropes. Dead springs to the second rope and spikes E with a DDT! He slowly rolls him over and covers, and Junior counts One…Two…Thr - E rolls a shoulder!
Dead climbs to his feet and stalks E as he pulls himself up with the ropes. Dead with a kick to the gut - Stunner! E bounces back against the ropes. Dead rolls to his feet - and Closes the Casket! E drops likes he’s been shot, but Dead loses his footing as well. Dead crawls to the corner and climbs slowly up the ropes. Moonsault! Dead hooks the leg and Junior counts One…Two…Three!
WINNER, in 42:08, The Dead
TEXPRESS vs. POE & STANKStank and Poe, accompanied by Selena and representing the Five, stride to the ring first. The crowd voices it’s disgust, but the big men seem not to notice. The Texpress, on the other hand, have a much more positive interaction with the fans as they burst onto the stage. Chad Madison and Zane Myers are subdued, but slap hands and exchange words with the fans on their way to the ring. The four men stand toe-to-toe, silent and glaring. Referee Angelo Barros attempts to give them instructions, but Stank flashes him a look of such pure hatred and disgust that Barros pales and backs away, calling for the bell.
The two teams continue the stand-off, and then Zane pats his partner on the shoulder and slowly backs to his corner. Poe backs up as well, and they both step onto the apron. Stank and Chad continue to glare at one another for a moment, and then lock up. Stank gets the advantage and backs his opponent toward the ropes. Chad drops back and turns it into an arm drag. He rolls to his feet and hits a drop kick as Stank gets up. Chad winds Stank’s arm and twists it into a hammerlock. Stank nails him in the face with a back elbow and turns to face him. Poe starts into the ring and Barros turns to stop him, which allows Stank to kick Chad in the crotch. Chad doubles over, and Stank lifts him onto his shoulder. Stank walks to the Five’s corner and makes the tag.
Stank holds Chad open for a kick from Poe. Poe takes Chad over with a suplex, and then floats over into a choke hold. Barros counts to four and orders him off, and Poe gets up and glares at the ref, but leaves Chad close enough to the ropes that Stank can step into the ring and stand on his throat while Barros is distracted. Zane is so upset by the blatant cheating that he darts into the ring. Barros cuts him off, while Stank and Poe grab Chad and pitch him over the ropes and almost into the first row. Barros gets Zane out of the ring and turns around just in time to see Stank tag back in.
Stank steps onto the apron, gets a running start, and nails Chad with a double ax handle. He drags Chad to his feet and whips him into the railing. Zane comes around the ring to help his partner, and Poe hops down to meet him. Barros slides out of the ring and steps between them, ordering Zane back to his corner. Stank shoves Chad back into the ring, so Zane complies. Stank stands Chad up against the ropes and blisters him with chops, and then sends him across the ring and levels him with a clothesline. He turns and taunts Zane, who starts into the ring. Barros cuts him off, and Stank tosses Chad into the Five’s corner, where Poe chokes him with the tag rope. Barros gets Zane out of the ring and turns back to the action, and Stank makes the tag.
Stank whips Chad out of the corner into a Hieroglyph from Poe. Poe covers, but pulls Chad up, laughing, as Zane starts into the ring. Poe drags Chad to his feet and locks eyes with Zane as he lifts him for the Obelisk. He holds the move a little too long, and Chad manages to shift his weight and drop down behind him. Chad tries for a roll up on the way down, but Poe rolls through, lifts Chad in a two-handed choke, and pitches him into the Five’s corner. Poe runs in with an elbow, but Chad darts out of the way. He doesn’t get far, though, before Stank clubs him to the mat. Poe drags Chad to his feet and makes the tag.
Stank and Poe send Chad to the ropes. Stank drops to one knee and Poe levers Chad into the air to gut him on it, but Chad uses his momentum to flip behind Poe and drive him face-first into Stank’s knee! Chad rolls toward his corner and dives - and makes the tag just before Stank reaches him!
Zane storms into the ring, driving a knee into Stank’s head as he gets up. Zane sees Poe get to his feet and levels him with a clothesline, and then turns and does the same to Stank. Zane scoops and slams Stank, and then turns and drives Poe into the corner with a shoulder block. Zane gets in some chops and kicks. Stank gets to his feet and runs toward the corner, but Zane drops out of the way and Stank avalanches his own partner. Poe falls out of the ring and Stank stumbles back, and Zane spins him around and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Zane covers, but Stank rolls a shoulder just before three.
Zane drags Stank to his feet and sends him into the Texpress corner, following him in with a splash. He drives his shoulder repeatedly into Stank’s stomach, and then takes the big man over with a delayed vertical suplex. Zane pulls Stank to his feet and reaches out for the tag. Chad scales the turnbuckles and Zane lifts Stank onto his shoulders. Before they can hit the Dropkick Device, Poe climbs onto the apron and shoves Chad off into the ring. Zane turns his hold on Stank into an Electric Chair Drop, but Stank grabs him as they land and drags him up so he can lock on a Tazmission. Stank rolls him over into the Southern Comfort! Poe, meanwhile, hurls Chad into the corner and KILLS him with a Hieroglyph. Chad slumps in the corner, and Poe wails away with forearms, completely ignoring Barros’ warnings. Poe backs up a step and plants his boot in Chad’s throat, choking him out. Stank, meanwhile, releases Zane and squashes him with a standing Stankonia 2.0. Poe fires Chad across the ring and Stank hoists him in a gorilla press - and pitches him out to the floor! Barros is apoplectic, and makes the mistake of touching Stank, who turns and pie-faces him to the mat. Stank sends Zane across the ring into a Hieroglyph and rolls out to the floor. Stank grabs a chair and slides it into the ring - into perfect position for Poe to plant Zane on it with the Crucifixion. Stank turns and hauls Chad onto his shoulders - and Stank-U’s him through an announce table! At this point, the bell starts ringing.
WINNERS, by disqualification, in 14:47, The Texpress.
After the match: Stank drags Chad out of the rubble and shoves him back into the ring. He grabs the ring bell and follows, but drops it when he sees Barros crawling out of the ring. Stank grabs the referee and presses him, threatening to toss him onto a crowd of officials on the floor, but sees Chad crawling toward him and simply drops the referee. Stank grabs Chad and signals to Poe, who brains Zane with the ring bell and them comes over to join him. The Five members lift Chad for a Tandem suplex - and then drive him face first down onto his partner. Seeing Nothing Happened coming down the aisle and Drink and Destroy coming through the crowd, Poe and Stank decide to call it a day. They shove through the crowd of officials and back up the aisle as Davin and Alexis check on The Texpress.
NOTHING HAPPENED & ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SALVATION“I Stand Alone” blasts through the arena. The two sets of twins, the Darlings as well as Davin and Moreland, emerge first to enormous cheers, as the fans appreciate their former world champion and the Faciest Faces in the OOWF. And Alexis is okay too. They walk down to the ring, with Davin (or Moreland?) pumping up the crowd as Alexis slaps hands. Alexander, however, merely looks hyper-intense and focused as he leaps up to the apron and walks through the ropes, surveying the ring.
PA: My God, my Tourniquet…Return to me SALVATION!
The bars of Ecosystem’s specially chosen theme music for Salvation, “Tourniquet,” plays as the audience boos…but only Tyler comes out to the music, accompanied by Ecosystem. They walk down to the ring, stopping short of the apron. Suddenly, “The Bird and The Worm” by The Used kicks up, with the NEW Tag Team Champions Tytan and Wrath to a surprisingly loud amount of cheers. They walk down to the ring accompanied by Athena, slapping hands with the fans. Tyler and Eco look on, Eco bemused, before Tyler joins the champs in the ring. After a little jaw-jaw, Tytan and Alexander Darling elect to begin.
The referee calls for the bell and it’s on! After some circling, Tytan comes at Alex with an attempted chop, but Darling ducks it and comes back with a kick to Tytan’s knee cap. Tytan comes up with the free knee to the gut of Alex and picks him up…Atlas Press to the ground! Tytan goes for the quick cover, kickout at one. Tytan tries to set Alex up for the Helios Bomb, but Darling quickly reverses into a Hurricarana. Tytan pops up but is caught on his side by a hard kick from Alexander. A couple more kicks and Alex backs Tytan into the corner and follows him in, pulling the big man out of the corner into a short clothesline. Alex backs up and attempts a Stinger Splash charge, but Tytan comes under and flapjacks Alex face-first on the top turnbuckle. Tytan catches Alex by the throat and shoves him back on the ropes and connects with a clubbing shot to the chest. Tytan sends Alex across the ring and catches him on the rebound with a big back body drop, then as he hits the mat, Tytan drops a knee across his chest and keeps it there, and reaches out and tags in Wrath.
Wrath comes in with a flair, flipping over the ropes with a leg drop across the throat of Alex. He goes for the cover, but the former World Champion kicks out at two. Wrath whips Alex into the ropes and attempts a rebound spear, but Alex leapfrogs and hits the opposite ropes, Wrath goes for a clothesline, Alex ducks and hits the original side, Alex jumps into a Lou Thesz press, but Wrath catches him, SPINEBUSTER! Wrath goes for the cover, 1,2, no! Wrath pops up and stalks Alex, picking him up for a choking spine buster, but Alex spins it around and nails Wrath with a modified float over DDT! Wrath is flat out, grabbing his face, but powers out of Alex’s pin attempt at 1. Alex rolls toward his corner and tags Davin Moreland into the match.
Davin Moreland runs in, jumps off Wrath’s back, runs to the ropes, Wrath attempts a spear, Davin leaps and rolls Wrath over into a pin fall, but Wrath keeps the momentum going and rolls himself atop Davin! Davin kicks out at two, and hits a spinning low dropkick to the still-seated Wrath, knocking him out of the ring. He looks to the cheering crowd, steps up to the top rope and comes off with a flying senton onto Wrath on the outside! He does a little bow and, fulfilling his promise to mostly hang back, tags Alexis Darling in from the outside. Alexis scouts Wrath, but he steps back and rolls back into the ring.
Alexis climbs to the top rope and attempts a flying hurricarana—no dice, Wrath catches her. She drops down in a attempt to follow through, but Wrath attempts to hook her arms for a modified Styles Clash, but Alex s pulls her whole body through quickly, which has the mostly-unintended effect of nailing Wrath where the sun don’t shine. Wrath stumbles back toward his corner, where Tyler Vangarde moves ahead of Tytan and blind tags himself in. Tytan glares down at Eco, annoyed.
Tyler runs in and nails Alexis with a big boot before she sees him coming. She goes down hard…almost as if Tyler’s boot was loaded. He begins stomping away at her with the same boot, but she manages to hook his leg and float over into an STF variant. Tyler is right by the ropes however, and gets the break at 3. Alexis off the opposite ropes, runs for a double stomp to Tyler’s back, but he rolls out of the way. Tyler pops up with a one-knee codebreaker variant to Alexis, sending her back. He rolls on top of her, pulls back and locks in the Manifesto! Alexis is struggling, using every bit of her body weight to try to lean Tyler forward—she gets the bottom rope! She’s got a twisted but tight grip on it! The referee calls for the break…but Tyler won’t release the Manifesto! Tytan and Wrath run in after the three count but can’t stop him in time. The referee calls for the bell!
Winners by DISQUALIFICATION in 14:13, the team of Alexander Darling and Nothing Happened!
Alex and Davin are about to tear Tyler off, but Tytan and Wrath get to him first, with Tytan nearly launching him halfway across the ring in tearing him off. Eco runs in the ring to make sure things don’t come to blows as Alex and Davin exit with Alexis, Alex clearly amused by this blow-up. Tytan gives Wrath a word, the two raise their title belts to cheers, and walk out on Tyler and Eco. Tyler turns to Eco, complaining in some fashion, but Eco just death glares him before the two exit.
SPIN HANSEN vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchThe challenger, Matt Folz, comes out first to a mixed-to-negative reaction from the crowd. His ribs are no longer taped, and gestures that he is 100% around his waist and back before sliding into the ring and hopping up on the turnbuckles, staring up the ramp.. The recognizable strains of the Drink and Destroy anthem play on the PA system, and Spin Hansen comes out holding the Onslaught Title aloft. Spin hands the title to the referee after entering the ring to enormous cheers.
The two lock up in the center of the ring and Folz forces Spin down with a headlock takeover. Spin pushes up and drops down with a modified jawbreaker, knocking Folz off. Folz pulls Spin to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Spin springs onto the middle rope and leaps back and catches Spin with a big-man clothesline that takes him to the mat. Spin bounces right back to his feet and when Folz gets up, Spin takes him to the mat with a deep arm drag. Both men pop up again, but this time Folz hits a perfect drop kick that catches Spin on the jaw and sends him to the corner. Folz kips up and runs to the corner and monkey flips Spin out of the corner, but Spin lands on his feet and runs to the ropes, Folz stays on the mat and Spin hops over him, on the rebound Folz ducks and Spin leap frogs him, Folz runs the ropes in the opposite direction, and both men try a cross body block and collide in mid air and hit the mat. On the mat, Spin grabs Folz’s arm and wrings it, then traps him in a top wrist lock, slowly working to his feet putting all the pressure on Folz, keeping him on the mat. Spin adds to the pain with several hard kicks to the back,, but Folz sweeps Spin’s leg and pops up.
The two slowly circle and Folz darts in several times trying to sweep the leg again, but each time Spin gets out of the way just in time. Finally they lock up once more and Folz immediately goes behind Spin and takes him to the mat and tries to ride him but Spin is able to slip out of it and quickly gets back to his feet. As he does, he tries to kick Folz in the head, but Folz moves and sweeps Spin leg sending him to the mat, Folz grabs Spin’s ankle and tries the ankle lock, but Spin rolls over and kicks Folz off sending him to the ropes. Folz steps over Spin on the rebound, and tries a hip toss on the rebound, but Folz blocks it. Folz tries one of his own, but Spin reverses it into a backslide for a two count. Both men spring to their feet and Folz NAILS Spin with a clothesline as he turns around, sending him right back to the mat.
Folz drops a hard knee right on Spin's face, then covering but only getting a one count. Folz pulls Spin to his feet and sends him to the ropes and takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then grabs his legs and traps Spin in an Indian Death Lock, trying for the submission. Spin howls in pain, but will not give up. Folz keeps the hold locked on, but Spin inches his way closer and closer to the ropes. Finally he grabs the bottom rope. *Spin Hansen has used his first rope break.*
Folz releases the hold in annoyance and pulls Spin to his feet and rocks him with a European Uppercut that sends Spin staggering back to the corner. Folz follows him in methodically and buries his shoulder in Spin mid-section several times, then snapmares him out of the corner to the mat, and connects with a stiff kick to the back of the head. Folz keeps up the abuse for several long minuets, keeping Folz mostly grounded and working the legs trying to get that ankle lock. After nearly twenty five minutes, Spin finally gets the break he needs when Folz lowers his head a moment too soon on a whip and Spin grabs an inside cradle for a two count.
Spin gets to his feet first and slides behind Folz and connects with a drop kick to the back of the head that sends Folz to the ropes. As Folz staggers forward, Spin catches him by the throat and lifts him into the air and DRIVES him to the mat with a choke slam! Spin springs off the bottom rope and connects with a moonsault for a two count. Spin can feel it now, he waits for Folz to get to his feet, then catches him with a boot to the gut, then bounds off the ropes and takes Folz down with a bulldog and heads to the top rope for another moonsault. But Folz forces his way up to his feet, catches Folz on the top rope and grabs him around, attempting a release belly to back suplex—but Spin struggles, causing both men to crash to the mat outside! The referee begins the count, but as Folz makes it back inside the ring at 6, the referee calls for the bell! The time has expired!
WINNER - Fifteen minute draw….still the Onslaught Champion, SPIN HANSEN!
Matt Folz looks immensely frustrated as the title is handed to Spin Hansen by the referee. Hansen gives a shrug and mouths “another day” as he slings the belt over his shoulder and heads to the back.
RAVENNA BLUE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchMoosehead Jack is announced first and comes out, along with Jake Walker, to a chorus of boos. Moose seems to be in an especially bad mood tonight and threatens several fans on his way to the ring. Moose rolls under the ropes and slumps in the corner and waits for his opponent. OOWF Intercontinental champion Ravenna Blue is announced next and she comes to the ring to a thunderous ovation. Ravenna slingshots herself over the top rope and walks to the middle of the ring and holds the title in the air, making sure Moose can see it well. As Ravenna is showing off the title, Jake Walker jumps onto the apron, well, maybe not jumps, he still DOES have a bad leg thanks to Eco. Ravenna hands the referee the title and moves toward Jake, and like a bolt of lightning, Moose is out of the corner and attacks Ravenna from behind.
Moose sends Ravenna to the mat with a forearm to the back of the head, then drags her to the corner and pummels her with kicks to the chest and face. The referee tries to get Moose away, but he turns and threatens him with death. Moose pulls Ravenna to her feet and runs her across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle, then runs her eyes across the top rope before throwing her over the top rope to the floor. The referee once again warns Moose, and once again Moose threatens him. Moose steps out of the ring and pulls Ravenna up against the guard rail and catches her with a straight right to the jaw that staggers the champ. Moose pulls her off the guardrail and tries to whip her into the stairs, but Ravenna leaps over the steps, then slides into the ring and motions for Moose to get back into the action.
Moose snarls and slides under the bottom rope and they meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. Ravenna wrings Moose’s arm, but Moose rakes her eyes and slams her in the face with a head butt dropping her to her knees. Moose runs off the ropes and catches her with a boot to the face, sending her sprawling. Moose drags Rav to the bottom rope and chokes her until the referee threatens disqualification. Moose turns around to argue with the ref and Jake limps over to Ravenna and looks her in the eye and pets her hair. Ravenna immediately regains her senses and takes a swing at Jake, then gets to her feet and catches Moose coming in and takes him to the mat with a double leg take down. Ravenna grabs Moose’s leg and kicks his hamstring several times, then traps him in a spinning toe hold trying for a submission. Moose refuses to give up and claws at Ravenna’s eyes when she bends over to twist his leg again.
Ravenna staggers to the corner and Moose gets to his feet and charges in, but Ravenna gets a boot up and catches Moose right on the jaw. Ravenna kicks him in the gut and takes him to the mat with a suplex, then bounds off the ropes and drops a leg across his chest. Ravenna then pulls Moose up and pulls him into the corner. Ravenna climbs to the second rope and puts her knee on the back of Moose’s head and DRIVES him to the mat. Ravenna rolls Moose over and covers for a two count. Ravenna sends Moose to the ropes and tries a spinning head scissor take over, but Moose tries to block it, and the referee inadvertently gets knocked out. Ravenna and Moose are both down. From the outside Jake slips Moose a chair, and Moose gets to his feet and waits for Ravenna to get to hers.
Moose raises the chair for the knock out shot, but Chris Evans sprints to the ring, knocks Jake out of the way and grabs the chair from Moose from behind. Moose turns and glares at Evans, Evans tosses the chair to the floor. Moose takes a swing at Evans but he drops off the apron and Moose gets nothing but air. While this is going on, Ravenna climbs to the top rope and waits, as Moose staggers to the middle of the ring after missing the punch, Ravenna catches him with the DIAMOND DUST! Ravenna covers Moose and hooks the leg, the referee comes too long enough to count the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 12:08 – and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Ravenna Blue
FIREWOMAN vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchPA: I know who you are…the leader of lost souls…
“Immortal” by Adema plays as Ecosystem, flanked only by Lauren Phoenix, comes out to tremendous boos. He turns his attention away from the fans and looks up to the rafters intently as he walks down to the ring, almost as though he is waiting for someone. He slowly walks up the steps, spins around the ropes and locking his arms in them in a mock-crucifix style as the crowd boos ever louder. He enters the ring and sits on a top turnbuckle.
There is a hushed silence. The crowd begins getting antsy, and a rogue group begins chanting “Fire, Fire” Red spots begin to appear in the audience, and the curtain of fire EXPLODES on the stage as the first ever female OOWF champion, Firewoman, comes out with her belt held aloft. She drops it down over her shoulder and walks to the ring, noticing fans reaching out to high-five her and choosing to reciprocate a couple. She enters the ring, looking straight at Ecosystem and smiling as he smiles back. She suddenly makes a quick punk-out movement forward as a pyro from the four turnbuckles goes off, the extra touch startling Eco. Eco quickly regains his composure, however, and the two shake hand before the bell rings.
Fire and Eco lock up in the middle of the ring, Fire grabs a side head lock and immediately takes Eco to the mat and drives her elbow again his head. Eco works to one knee and Spin keeps working the headlock. Suddenly, Eco drops flat out, not moving. The referee grabs his arm and lifts it up, it drops. Lifts again, it drops—Fire lets go.
Fire: Oh for gods’ sake, will you fight back!
Fire kicks Eco in the side HARD, and he immediately bounds up, whipping Fire to the ropes, but on the rebound Fire takes Eco to the mat with a shoulder block. Eco flies back and lays out sprawled as though he is dead.
Fire: STOP THAT!
Eco: WHAT? YOU HIT ME SO HARD I’M UNCONSCIOUS!...Wait…
JR: Folks, it would seem as though Ecosystem doesn’t really want to seriously contest this match.
Razz: Well, it makes sense. He wants to be Fire’s guru, he’s happy she won the title! He doesn’t want to take away what makes her happy!
Fire drops down into a armbar and WRENCHES it back on Eco. Eco struggles for a second , then thinks better and reaches out his free arm, considering tapping.
Fire: You tap out and I break your arm.
Eco: Fine.
Eco suddenly almost leaps up to a vertical base, lifting Fire up on his shoulders in a modified fireman’s carry. He easily breaks the armbar hold, spinning around and dropping Fire out with a fabulous TKO! He goes for the cover, hooking one leg with his arm and the other with his right leg, and Fire barely gets the shoulder up at three.
Eco: Fine. You want a fight? Let’s go.
Eco tries to drop an elbow across Fire’s chest, but Fire moves out of the way and spins to her feet. As Fire gets to her feet, Eco catches her with a kick to the gut, then whips Fire into the corner. Eco follows her in for a clothesline, but Fire leaps out of the way. Eco puts the breaks on fast as Fire grabs him by the head and tries to slam it into the turnbuckle, but Eco spins around with a short miscarriage punch to Fire’s gut, throwing her into the corner and landing several knees to her midsection.
Eco lifts Fire onto the top rope and starts to climb for a superplex, but Fire fights him off with rights and lefts, then grabs Eco’s head and nails him with a hard forearm. Eco is staggering, but retains his balance by wrapping his arm around Fire's head into a top rope headlock! Eco looks like he wants to try a bulldog to the mat-but Fire slaps him hard, disorienting him slightly as both the champion and challenger are swaying atop the turnbuckles--very dangerous territory. Fire connects with another slap that becomes a push, though Eco redirects his falling toward the mat. As Eco falls off the ropes and staggers around the ring, Fire leaps off the top and drills him with a double axe handle to the head! Fire barely attempts a cover before Eco powers out, rolling a couple feet out of dodge.
Fire pulls Eco to his feet and sends him to the ropes, on the rebound Eco ducks down and Fire leap frogs over him, but she lands slightly awkwardly as if she hadn’t anticipated Eco’s direction. Eco takes the opportunity to spin around and clip the back of Fire’s knee, sending her to the mat. Eco grabs Fire’s leg and pulls her into the corner, then leaves the ring. Eco takes Fire’s leg and wraps it around the ringpost, releasing at four. He steps back as Fire grabs her knee and climbs back up to the apron. As soon as Eco is back in the ring he pulls Fire away from the ropes and twists the leg trying for a submission.
Fire attempts to simply yank her leg out, but Eco twists and wrenches. Fire ies back, but realizes her shoulders are then touching the ground and pulls herself up, however. Eco keeps the pressure on and gets several two counts while Fire’s shoulders are on the mat. Finally, after a full two minutes trapped in the move and much wrangling and rustling, Fire makes it to the ropes to force the break. Eco breaks at four and goes to the outside apron, leaping off with a plancha attempt—but Fire headbutts, essentially Zidanes him down, in world cup spirit! Eco goes flat down, knocking his head hard. Fire gets to her feet and hooks Eco and takes him to the mat with a spinning suplex, getting a two count.
As Eco begins to come up, Fire stalks him, waiting for Eco to get on his hands and knees, then landing a stiff kick to the ribs that sends him right back to the mat. Fire then grabs him for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, then drives him down on his knee, keeping him there across her knee trying to get a submission from Eco. Eco manages to kick his knee up and catch Fire in the head, causing her to release the hold. While Fire is stunned, Eco hops to the second rope and waits for her to turn around, then steps to the top rope and hits a missile drop kick that sends the World Champion to the mat. Eco covers, but Fire rolls her shoulder at two. Eco pulls Fire to her feet and hooks her for a snap suplex, but Firewoman blocks it.The canny Eco reverses it into an inside cradle for another two count. Firewoman kicks out, but looks disoriented and pissed.
Eco gets to his feet and springs off the middle rope and hits a spinning leg drop, covers again and once again gets a two count. Eco pulls Fire up and follows through with a POWERBOMB! Lot of force for the smaller guy as Eco goes for the cover, but Fire kicks out at two. Eco whips Fire to the ropes and lowers his head a moment too soon, and Fire connects with a kick to the mouth that stands Eco up, then she bounds off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt from the challenger, puts on the breaks and hits a SUPERKICK to the mouth as Eco turns around! Fire covers and gets a two count, but Eco manages to roll his shoulder just in time.
Fire immediately tries to lock Eco into a triangle choke. Fire gets it locked in, but Eco gets to his feet and lessens the pressure some—somehow, Eco grabs Fire and picks her up off the mat and SLAMS her to the canvas breaking the hold! Eco shakes off the effects of the choke and runs to the opposite ropes, nailing Fire with a low dropkick. He goes for the cover, 1, 2, no dice. As he attempts to pull her up, the champ knocks the messiah back with a jawbreaker. Fire pulls Eco to a sitting position and drives several knees between his shoulder blades. Fire pulls Eco to his feet and connects with a spinning heel kick that sends Eco staggering back to the corner. Fire charges in for a monkey flip, but Eco catches her and runs out of the corner and delivers a devastating SPINE BUSTER in the middle of the ring.
JR: Spinebuster! Eco is certainly using the power game here tonight.
Razz: Against an opponent his own size, he's got a little more freedom to do that.
Eco floats over and covers, but somehow Fire kicks out at two. Eco pulls Fire to a sitting position and connects with several stiff kicks to the back, including one spin kick to the the face. Looking somewhat regretful about that last move, Eco locks her in a sitting abdominal stretch, keeping all his weight on top of her, while pushing down on her ribs but refraining from elbowing. The referee asks several times if Fire wants to quit and each time she refuses. Eco grudgingly uses an elbow, which seems to surprise Fire as much as it hurts her. Despite the shot, she slowly starts inching her way to the ropes. Just before Fire reaches the middle rope, Eco breaks the hold and yanks Fire up into a Test Pumphandle Slam! Fire is laid flat as he floats over into a cover, and gets another two count.
Eco lines Fire up and begins tuning up to the band for a Savior Strike Superkick, but Fire moves out of the way and sweeps Eco’s leg as he attempts to reorient himself following the miss, sending him to the mat. Fire gets to her feet and immediately drops a Eco on Kincaid’s chest. As Eco gets to his hands and knees, Fire grabs a mahistrol cradle for a two count. Eco slips out of it and gets to his feet, but Fire catches him right on the jaw with a half-connecting super kick that sends him against the ropes. As Eco staggers forward, Fire lifts him onto her shoulders and hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! DVD to Eco! Fire covers, hooking the leg, but Eco kicks out at two.
Fire shows a combination of admiration and frustration, though she favors her knee from earlier as she rises. Fire then pulls Eco up and moves him to the corner, where she sets him on the top rope. Fire climbs to the second rope and hooks him for a superplex, but Eco blocks it with shots to the ribs. Fire, fights back, rocking Eco with rights to the temple. Finally Fire leaps in the air and snaps Eco off with the FLAMETHROWER! Eco goes flying halfway across the ring. Fire steps atop the turnbuckles looking like she needs to time something perfectly...as Eco stumbles back, she leaps onto the back of his neck and executes a Victory Roll! 1-2-just enough for 3 as Eco kicks out!
Winner in 29:42...and STILL World Champion...Firewoman!
Ecosystem pops, looking as relieved as anyone about the three count. He extends his hand out to Fire as she staggers back up. His pleasure at being the first to congratulate Fire on her first defense makes her suspicious, but she shakes his hand as he smiles. He bails out of the ring and gives her double thumbs up as she takes the title from the referee. She gives him one second look, and then raises the belt above her head as the fans give a loud reaction, an increasing number of them cheers.
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