MidWeek Mayhem (08/04) Live! From Akita, Japan

[BookerShark]

(Tytan, Wrath and Athena are standing in the ring with a coffin they are wearing armbands with the letter S on them and they are all wearing black.)

Tytan: Today I have come to bury Salvation not to praise it.

(The crowd looks in shock as the camera pans around.)

Tytan: Just bear with me for a moment and I will explain my actions. Today we are here to bury Salvation because it was the last honorable thing created by one Ecosystem.

(The crowd boos and shows signs of what they think about Team Devil.)



But Eco is not the Honorable person that he once said he was. And this group that is with me today are about Honor and the things that are good. So it is on this day that we put Salvation to rest.

(When that is said the three take the armbands off their arms and Wrath opens the casket and they throw them in. Then they proceed to leave the ring and collect some Salvation merchandise from some of the fans in the audience and throw them into the coffin.)

Tytan: So that marks the end of Salvation. But my friends this is the beginning, from the ashes of Salvation rise a new group. From this day forward we are know as Valor.

(The three them reveal new arm bands that have a V on them. Also ringside help then hand out new Valor merchandise to the same crowd that gave up their old.)

Tytan: You see Eco. We are what you could never be in the OOWF we are Valor we are the honor that you were looking for, we are the brave. There are also others out there that are the same as us and I am talking to you Sanctum. We need each other and we can become that much stronger if we work under one banner. The banner of Valor so join us.
Eco you see it comes down to this. You claimed that you were the one that was going to "Save the OOWF from itself" Well Eco, Juni, my former partner and friend. We are the ones that are going to save the OOWF from you. Welcome to a brand new day.

(The crowd cheers and the three all stand on the ring posts and pose for the crowd and work them up even more.)

FADE

[BookerShark]

<Moose is back stage walking around with a barbed wire bat. He is stopped by SFJ13>

SFJ13: Moose, where are you going with that barbed wire bat?

MHJ: Not now

SFJ13: But the fans want to know!

<Moose just glares at her>

SFJ13: Ok, I want to know

MHJ: You see this bat? <we get a close up of it for the first time>

SFJ13: That is…..that is not a normal barbed wire bat

MHJ: No it is not. I wanted something special for Little Alex. So I took a normal bat, took a cue from Abyss and ran some nails through it. Then wrapped it in barbed wire. But, that wasn’t enough. You see the rest of that wire Little Alex? That is razor wire. You know, the same kind of shit you have around the Darling compound to keep all your enemies out because you are a fucking colossal douchebag pussy? I decided that this was going to be special, something from me, to you. Consider this……..a wedding present.

<Moose gives a sadistic grin>

And Darling, make no mistake about it, when I find you roaming these halls, and you will slip up and come out of hiding, I am going to take this bat, and I am going to make you bleed. I am going to make you bleed, and I am going to make you suffer until you surrender. I will not stop until you are out of wrestling. I will chase you to the ends of the earth, I will hound your every step. You will never get rid of me Little Alex, not until you quit and go crawling back to mommy and daddy and admit you are not cut out to do what I do. Not until you admit you are nothing but an imposter.

SFJ13: Wow…..uh, some think maybe you are taking this a bit too far……

MHJ: Oh no, not at all. Darling started this dance. I hate that miserable hack. I hate him more than I have ever hated Crete. I hated him since the day I met him, when I saw him in Japan. I tried to tell Poe he wasn’t worth his time. Poe decided to take on the boy as a project anyway. We all know how that turned out. Out of respect for my sister, I did not attack him when he wormed his way into the OOWF. I made the mistake of thinking that little shit could keep his word, that was the last time I EVER make that mistake. Little Alex, you wanted to keep things between us, in the ring. Keep family out of it, right? Then you pull this with Fire……….I should have known. And your claims that you didn’t know what you were doing? You are a fucking liar. You are a liar and a fucking fraud, and I am going to relish every second of making you suffer. I am going to savor every drop of blood. I am going to hear your screams in my dreams and know that I was the one to inflict that pain.

SFJ13: There are some wondering where Firewoman stands within the Five….

MHJ: Fire remains where she has always been. She is one of the Five. That is the beginning, middle and end of the story. Nothing changes. The only way Fire is no longer part of the Five, is if the Five decides to go their separate ways. There is no replacing anyone in the Five. We are where we are because we are the best. End of story. Fire made a stupid decision, and that smarmy little fuck Darling took advantage of that.

SFJ13: What about your opponent this week Spin Hansen?

MHJ: Spin Darling finds himself in an unfortunate spot this week

SFJ13: You mean Spin Hansen

MHJ: I mean Spin Darling. Anyone across that ring from me is now a Darling, and I will treat them as such. Spin has been very quiet lately, and I suspect I know why. His Drink & Destroy brethren are writing checks they can’t cash. Taylor, Jack, face it, when Stank left, he took the soul of Drink and Destroy with him. It was his creation, HE was Drink and Destroy. Not Jack. Not Spin. And sure as fuck not Taylor. Yet, you continue to hold on to something from the past that is long dead. This week, out of respect for my brother Stank, I will help him end his creation. I will help him destroy what he lovingly created. This week, Spin Darling dies. And with him, one more piece of Drink and Destroy dies.

Now, excuse me, I need to find bitch boy.

LITTLE ALEX, COME OUT AND PLAY YOU COWARDLY MOTHERFUCKER!

[BookerShark]

*Samantha Darling-Moreland and Davin Moreland are relaxing with a nice Dunkin' Donuts Iced Coffee watching OOWF-TV...and watching Moosiepoo Jack's promo*

SDM: ...

DM: ...

SDM: He seems to be handling it well.

*fade*

[BookerShark]

Poe and A'isha enter their palatial (I can use that word now since IHOP is gone) mansion somewhere near Kyoto. Selena greets them at the door.

Sa-T: Whatcha bring me, whatcha bring me?!!?

Poe sets some bags down and hands one to Selena. She squeals and looks in it. A'isha then hands one of hers to Poe.

Aa-T: This I believe is yours.

Poe looks in the bag.

Poe: Ah yes. These will come in handy.

Aa-T: They're good and hard in the center. Slightly pointed too. Good find.

Sa-T: Lemme see!

Selena looks in the bag and then gets a confused look on her face.

Sa-T: Um...what are they?

Poe: Don't worry my dear. You will find out soon enough. And I promise, you'll enjoy it.

Poe and A'isha take their bags and head off into the house. Selena is still standing in the foyer.

Sa-T: Um...that's not a kink thing is it?

[BookerShark]

*Darling Locker Room*

Alexander Darling is sitting back and rubbing his face as he watches Moose's promo. Olympic Gold Medalist & America's Sweetheart Shawn Johnson walks over and takes a seat near Alex.


OGM & AS SJ: Is everything okay Alex?

Alex turns and looks at Shawn and just sighs.

Alexander: I dunno honestly.

OGM & AS SJ: You know you can talk to me, right. I mean, I know I'm not family but I like to think we are friends.

Alexander: Oh, we are Shawn...I'm sorry if I'm not always good at showing that, but this business really fucks with your head sometimes.

OGM & AS SJ: I get that. I see it with you and Alexis and Davin, but I'm here to talk...so, do you wanna?

Alexander: Yea, let's do it.

OGM & AS SJ: Okay, I am Shawn Johnson and I am sitting here with former OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Alexander Darling. Now, Alex, this has been a hectic couple of weeks for you going back to your loss of the title and feud with Firewoman and culminating in your impromptu marriage to that same Firewoman just about a week ago. How do you want to comment on these events?

Alexander: Things are so jumbled in my head right now and I know what certain people are saying and assuming about what happened and at this point I no longer care what those people think. The fact is this last year has been really rough on me. I've gone through things and been put in positions where I felt like I was trapped and I did the only thing I could in those situations and I fought back with everything I had. But over the last few weeks, hell, going back to when it was clear that Fire was coming after me for my belt...I had to take a step back and take notice of who I was becoming and what I was doing to become that person.

OGM & AS SJ: And what kind of person were you becoming?

Alexander: Truthfully, I was becoming a person I hated. I was becoming a person like Moosehead Jack and I realized that even at my most evil moments in the past, when I turned on Poe here in Japan, I still always felt as if I was the same person. But these last few months, dealing with Jack and Fire, it changed me and I don't like it.

OGM & AS SJ: So what are you going to do about it; Moose is claiming that this time you've gone too far and he won't stop until you're out of the business.

Alexander: Moose can claim anything he wants. His opinion has never and will never mean anything to me. That much has not changed. But the fact is I did hurt a friend of mine this week and that was never my intention. My motives over the last few weeks when it came to Fire have been sincere. I did and do miss the friendship we had when we both got our start in this business. What happened this past week is that two friends got to reminiscing and alcohol was involved and mistakes were made. But what people seem to be forgetting in all of this is that Firewoman was not the only person who may have ruined the most important relationships in their life.

OGM & AS SJ: What do you mean by that?

Alexander: It means, my twin sister is barely speaking to me because she wonders how I could do something so stupid. It means, that after everything that's happened the past few weeks, this may just push Sydney over the edge and I may never get the chance to talk to her again if that's what she wants. So yes, Firewoman's life was ruined by marrying the worst possible choice or whatever it is people are saying, but it's not like my life is all fucking roses now.

OGM & AS SJ: Is there anything else you want to say to anyone?

Alexander: I guess so. It looks like Moose wants to do this song and dance one more time and I'm never going to back down from a fight. So in just over a week, unsanctioned by the OOWF, Blood Pond...he'll get his chance. But he'll fail like he always does when it comes to me. Because no matter what he does I'm not going anywhere and when the time comes, Fire and I...we'll figure out what happens next so Moose better get used to dealing with the fact that I will always be a part of his life. And I will always be Alexander Darling, and well, he never will get that.

*Fade*

[BookerShark]

(Tytan is caught up to by a SFJ.)

SFJ: Tytan so was that offer to join Valor out there for anyone?

Tytan: It is for those who believe in the cause. Even you Crete when you come back from your injuries you have a spot with us. Texpress if you want there is one for you, its about Honor bravery and the cause if you show that then you van join us.

Fade

[BookerShark]

Chad Madison walks in unannounced to General Manager the Rick's office

GMtR: No. Out. He's suspended until Freedman okays his return.

Chad: Not what I want to say

GMtR: Okaaay.

Chad: While Zane is gone, can I NOT be shoe-horned into random tag team matches? I'd really like a shot at the Onslaught Championship.

GMtR: What have you ever done to deserve a shot?

Chad: I wrestle clean, fan appreciated matches. I'm better than Mr. E or Dr. Inferieri or any of the newcomers that seem to get automatic shots at that Championship.

GMtR: Have you even won a singles match here?

Chad: Yes. During the Invitational a few years ago.

GMtR: Really? I don't remember booking you to win any.. I mean I'll think about it.

Chad: Fair enough. And if I have to tag with someone from Sanctum, make it Ravenna. She's waaaaaaaaay prettier than Evans. And besides, I don't even like him.

[BookerShark]

[The Dead is prepping for a workout in the DEVIL locker room. He decides to cut a little old-school promo while taping his fists.]

Dead: Change is a good thing. Those of us in DEVIL know this. We are the agents of change, and this company is finally starting to understand that.

Tytan can set up his own little group, but everything he does is reactionary. In essence, DEVIL is making his decisions for him. Without DEVIL there is no "Valor". Tytan, there's a reason Eco left you behind.

And now on to more immediate matters. Ravenna. This Wednesday you get to cash in your customary rematch clause and get one more shot at my title. You'd better enjoy it, because after I kick your head off of your shoulders you won't be seeing this title for a long, long time. Believe that.

[The Dead grins and continues to tape his fists.]

FADE

[BookerShark]

(Eco walks in on Dead, closing his cell phone as he walks in. They give a quick fist pound as Eco grins like a Cheshire Cat.)

Dead: Good news?

Eco: Always.

Dead: What kind?

Eco: Nothing less than I expected. It was only a matter of time. First Infieri aligns with me. Then you choose to join forces with us--winning a nice shiny Intercontinental Title in the process. Then Bryce Larson returns to align with those who can raise him to his rightful status.

It was only a matter of time before someone else picked up the phone. Someone kind of unexpected, but you will know the name.

Dead: Drip, drip, drip, eh?

Eco: (smiling, turning toward the camera) This is an open invitation to the OOWF. The levee is beginning to crack...why get swept away?

My name is Junichiro Muyo.

(raises phone) The lines are open.

FADE

[BookerShark]

<The camera pans in on what appears to be a puddle of blood. A picture of one of Alexander Darling’s early matches gets tossed into the puddle. The referee is holding Darling’s arm in the air, but as the picture soaks up the blood, it quickly becomes hard to see. This is followed by another picture of Darling with Poe winning a tag match, then a picture from Darling’s press conference where he joined the OOWF. The camera pans back, and we see Moose is somewhere deep in the bowels of the Akita Arena, in a poorly lit room, sitting at a table>

Little Alex. You are really quite amazing, you know that? Your self-centeredness continues to amaze me. You have managed to take something YOU did, and spin it so people are starting to feel sorry for you as well. You have managed to get it in your head that YOU are a victim here. <Moose laughs> you know, I almost feel bad for ever calling Davin a douchebag, because truly, you are the biggest douchebag I have ever come across. <seething> YOU DID THIS! YOU PLANNED IT, AND YOU EXECUTED IT! YOU ARE NOT THE VICTIM HERE ASSHOLE!

Be that as it may. You will continue to spin this as if it has somehow affected you negatively. That is fine. We all know this was another Darling ploy. <snarling with rage> you were done. Fire destroyed you, you were on the verge of being irrelevant. You just couldn’t let that happen though could you? And now, you spin it like I am hell bent on an irrational revenge. Think what you will Darling, I am beyond caring. I have you at Blood Pond. One, or both, of us will not walk out of there. I guarantee you one thing though…… there is only one way for this to end, and you know what that is.

Oh, and lets also make one thing perfectly clear…….the rules are out the window. I see a Darling, I attack it. YOU caused this, YOU deal with the consequences.

<Moose flips a picture up and looks at it>

Such a shame really, she was such a pretty girl. She could have done so much, she really could have been anything. CEO of a company, real estate mogul, the possibilities were endless with the Darling money behind her. I am sure a little plastic surgery will take care of the physical scar, but what of the mental scars Little Alex? Just remember one thing, you brought her here. You introduced her to my world, and now, she has paid the price.

<Moose flips the picture into the puddle and before the blood ruins it, we see that it is a picture of Spencer Darling. The camera pans over a bit and we see Spencer lying on the floor. Moose reaches down and grabs her hair and pulls her up and we see a nasty gash just above her eye that is bruised and swollen. Moose runs his fingers down her cheek>

Tsk tsk, such a pretty girl. Do I have your attention now Little Alex? Maybe this will help

<Darling takes the Nightmare Bat and slides it down Spencer’s cheek, leaving a bloody cut as he does and waking Spencer out of her stupor, her eyes grow wide and she screams. Moose lets her go and she runs out the door screaming into the arena. Moose laughs>

Can you protect them all Little Alex? Can you save them all? You brought them here. If I see them, I will destroy them. I will take everything you cherish until there is nothing left. You can’t stop me Little Alex, because I am Moosehead Jack, and, well, you’re a dead man.

Trust me

[BookerShark]

*Bowels of the Arena*

Alexander, Lexie, and Davin find Spencer wandering the halls and Alex sends Lexie and Davin to get her medical treatment while he continues further down the hall.

Lexie: Don't do this Alex. It's exactly what he wants.

Alexander: I have to. Just make sure Spencer's okay.

Alexis sighs as she catches up to Davin and Spencer.

Alexander walks into the darkened room where Moose is.

Moose: I can't believer you're dumb or deluded enough...

Alexander: Shut up and let's do this.

Alexander and Moose charge at one another. They fight. Weapons are used. Both are bloody. Lots of mean stuff is said. Lots of violence...blah, blah, blah. Both are unconscious when all is said and done.

[BookerShark]

Elsewhere in the bowels of the Arena, Firewoman has found someplace to be alone, even though almost everyone is leaving her alone anyway. Her cell phone amazingly has no problems getting a signal. She places several calls, hitting redial between each one, and apparently gets nowhere. She sighs and dials a different number. Through the miracle of split-screen Invisible Ninja Cam Technology, Inc., we can see and hear the person on the other end.

FW: It's me. Hey.

AD: Oh, so you remembered you had a husband. Nice.

FW: I was calling to just...you know....check in....see how you're doing--

AD: Just fantastic. How do you think I am? I have a psychopath plotting to kill me, a wife I didn't ask for, a sister that isn't speaking to me, and Sydney--

FW: You know, never mind.

Firewoman slams her phone shut, and looks around. She finds one of Davin's stray clangy poles, sets the phone down, and gets the pole. She smashes up a couple of pallets, and then raises it over the phone, getting ready to smash it to bits, when she hears that it's ringing again. She looks down at the caller ID, screams in rage, and throws the pole across the room. It clangs (of course) and she answers the phone. The screen splits again.

FW: WHAT!?

AD: I'm sorry.....I'm...it'll be okay.

FW: So you keep saying.

AD: Where are you? You're not staying in The Chamber, are you?

FW: I'm not there now, but...yeah.

AD: You know, if it got to be too .... well, you can always switch locker rooms.

FW: Yeah? To where?

AD: Never mind....

FW: Oh, I'm sure Alexis would love that.

AD: She would be okay--

FW: Would put quite the crimp in Shawn's style, probably. Not to mention when Syd--

AD: You should really leave her out of this.

FW: Fine......

AD: Fine......

FW: Look, like you said, Lucky will get this sorted out and then you'll be free to do whatever....I just was checking in, is all.

AD: Yeah...right....and...well, however long it takes....I mean, if it takes longer, that's okay.

FW: Yeah, just so it's done, right?

AD: Yeah..well, no, it's that--

Firewoman is suddenly distracted by Spencer Darling running past her.

FW: Spencer??? My gods, what happened?

AD: What??? FIRE TELL ME!

FW: You should probably get down here.

[BookerShark]

Fire rounds a corner, and sees Alexander and Moose laid out.

FW: Oh for fuck's sake.

She looks at both of them, puts down the clangy pole she had for a weapon, as she shakes her head. She walks over to Moose, and sees he's breathing. She walks over to Alex and leans down next to him, gently smacks his face to wake up him.

FW: Alex.....Alex.....C'mon Marty, you can do it.

AD: *groggily* Don't call me Marty.

FW: I knew that would do it. C'mon, you have to get out of here. Can you stand?

Fire doesn't wait for him to answer, and hauls him up anyway. Alex groans a bit, but is able to stand fairly well after he gets on his feet.

FW: Now get out of here. I'll take care of him.

AD: I'm not really sure I should leave you alone with--

FW: Oh for fuck's sake, go. I'm not a child. Go check on Spencer.

AD: *turning to go, but then turns back* This isn't going to be the end of it, you know. And eventually, he might think that you--

FW: He won't hurt me, now just go.

Alexander waits, and then turns and leaves. Fire turns back to Moose and kicks him somewhat lightly in the ribs with her pointy toe boot.

FW: Get up.

MHJ: Ow....jeez, way to--

FW: Way to nothing. Get up.

Moose drags himself to a stand while Fire just watches.

FW: What the fuck is wrong with you?

MHJ: Seriously? Nothing! I'm not a deluded newlywed.

FW: Get over it Moose. It was a mistake and a mistake we BOTH made. You need to let i--

MHJ: LET IT GO? REALLY?

FW: *getting right into Moose's face* YES REALLY! Do you not realize I have a TITLE DEFENSE? If I lose my belt to that pussy Folz because I have to keep mopping up your bloodbaths, that's not going to make me very happy, Jack.

MHJ: So?

FW: Do you really forget who you're talking to? How many times YOU'VE had to stop ME from going over board in the ring? Or out of the ring for that matter? Do you REALLY...REALLY....think that you'll be able to do that if you're my target?

MHJ: Yeah, I think I do.

FW: Do you really think I'm afraid of the Great and Powerful Moosehead Jack? You wanna test it out RIGHT NOW?

Fire and Moose stare at each other for a very long time.

FW: You wanna be mad at someone, be mad at me. It's just as much my fault as it is--

MHJ: I AM mad at you. Only because you won't see--

FW: I'm done. Enough. Back off now.

MHJ: Well, suddenly you have a spine...Good, that's a good start.

FW: Go on. Test me. I'm BEGGING you.

Moose starts laughing, which pisses Fire off even more.

MHJ: I'm not backing off. EVER. HE DIES.

FW: *suddenly eerily quiet* I see. Then it's your own fault.

Firewoman turns and walks away. Moose stands there for a bit wondering what she meant.

[BookerShark]

(Tytan and Valor are walking the down in the deep of the arena watching what is going on.)

Tytan: Two houses both believe that they are right and now they fight each other.

Wrath: This never ends well.

Athena: lots of blood will be spilled.

Wrath: Should we help them?

Tytan: They are all family. This is there curse. If they want our help they know where to find us.

(They walk on.)

[BookerShark]

<Moose watches her go, then starts to laugh. Not a sane laugh though. The laugh of someone who has lost it>

Head games Fire? Really? It's not going to work! No one asked you to stop me! YOU WANT TO SAVE DARLING? GET HIM TO WALK AWAY! TO QUIT! THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I WILL EVER STOP!

<Moose grabs his Death Bat, and while still cackling like a madman he proceeds to destroy the chairs and tables in the room. Moose stops, panting and still laughing. He reaches up and wipes the blood from his forehead and looks at it on his fingers and gets quiet for a moment. Then the laughing starts again>

OH LITTLE ALEX! COME BACK AND PLAY. COME BACK AND PLAY FOREVER YOU COWARDLY LITTLE FUCK!

<Moose limps off in the direction Darling and Fire went>

[BookerShark]

(Valor watches the latest.)

Wrath: Moose has gone mad.

Tytan: No, Moose has always been mad. Now he is just mad with a purpose.

Athena: And that's the worse kind.

Fade

[BookerShark]

Moose is stalking through the halls, when he turns a corner and WHAM-CLANG! A clangy pole comes down onto the back of his head. Moose falls in a heap, and two sets of boots are seen, one more pointy and feminine than the other.

LDW: He's not going to be happy with either of us when he wakes up.

FW: I'm the one that hit him, you're just helping me get him back to The Chamber.

LDW: I'm sure he'll see it that way.

Firewoman bends down and picks up Moose's head by the hair.

FW: You big dope. I'm not playing mind games with you. I'm trying to keep you out of trouble.

MHJ: mhthrs fscksrs

LDW: Why did you do this again?

FW: I have a father who is a sadistic alcoholic. I have a mother who's a crack head that pimps out her own child. I don't want a brother in prison.

LDW: And that's it, right?

Fire doesn't answer, but tries to lift Moose up to put one of his arms over her shoulder. LD helps and takes the other arm, and they start to drag him back to The Chamber.

LDW: So once we get him there...

FW: I dunno....chain him up?

LDW: I'll leave that to you.

[BookerShark]

The Scene comes up in the destroyatorium where we see Outback Jack, Spin Hansen and Danny Taylor sitting around a table. Multiple shot glasses full of various liquors sit in front of the three D&D members. DVD walks into the frame holding this weeks roster.

DVD: The OOWF is full of Assholes.

OBJ: Drink (All three at the table take a shot.)

DVD: Once again D&D are curtain jerking against unamed opponents, probally joke's again, and why? Because our GM is an Asshole.

Spin: Drink (All three take a shot.)

DVD: Tytan and Ravenna talk about being the only face teams in the OOWF, completely ignoring the fact that we have been fighting the five for months not them, because the faces in this company are Assholes.

DDT holds up a shot glass, and all three drink.

DVD: Stank claims he is going to eliminate D&D, but he had to get the help of his Five buddies to take out ME! Why, because he's an Asshole.

Wallys voice from off camera: Drink (all three at the table take a shot.)

DVD: Now Alexander Dumbling and Firebroad get drunk and do something stupid, and as a result poor inocent Spencer gets hurt. Spencer may only be loosely associated with D&D, but we still look out for our own. Moose what you did was wrong and cowardly, and that makes you the biggest Asshole of em all.

A female voice is heard from off camera: Drink (All three at the table and DVD take the last shots.) The camera pans back and we see Ashley being consoled by Wally.

Ashley: That's a nice rousing speech and a lot of drinking, but what comes next?

Looks of pure rage pass over the members of D&D as they rise from the table. Danny Taylor has his hands taped up MMA style, ObJ is holding a boomerang and a fosters, Spin has a death grip on a lead pipe, and DVD has pulled two stun guns from within his jacket.

DVD: A whole lot of Destroying.

The members of D&D storm out of the Destroyatorium, heading straight for the Chamber.

Wally: Get Spencer and get somewhere safe Ashley, things are about to get real ugly around here.

fade

[BookerShark]

We come up in the Chamber, Moose is chained and ducktaped against the far wall. He is struggling hard and very frustrated his patience nearing it's end. Stank, LD and Poe stand nearbye discusing this turn of events.

Suddenly the door busts open and Spin Hansen and Outback Jack burst into the room. LD catches a shot from Spins lead pipe, and Poe takes a boomerang to the head.

Stank: Oh, you dumb fucks picked the wrong time.

Stank charges forward, but is cut off bye Taylor, and the two drop to the ground raining blows on each other. LD regains his composure grabbing a nearbye lamp and shattering it over Spins head. Outback Jack heads to aid Spin, but a recovered Poe hits him with a herioglyph. Stank gains the upper hand on Taylor only for him to respond with a headbutt drawing blood.

Hearing the violence, World Champion Firewoman bursts from the back to see the commotion.

Firewoman: Oh hell no not this, not now.

As Fire heads forward an arm grabs her and turns her face to face with DVD.

DVD: Sorry babe, your staying out of this one.

DVD slams one of the stunguns into Fires Stomach. Fire flinches and grunts, but seems barely phased she lashes out with a punch directly into DVD's mouth. Fire turns to aid her teamates, and DVD takes advantage. He grabs both stunguns slamming one into each side of her ribs. Fire's entire body spasms as she hits the ground out of the fight for the moment, but still concious.

As the violence escalates Security and Road Agents flood the room struggling to seperate the combatants. As the separate Stank and DDT, Stank goes for an eye gouge, only for Taylor to bite his hand. Poe nails Spin with a running shoulderblock before catching a CHOMP~ from OBJ.

Finally security gets control pushing the Five further into the room and D&D out.

As DVD is pulled out bye security he spits a wad of blood at the feet of the chained up Moosehead Jack.

DVD: This isn't over you psycho, not bye a long shot.

As the violence dies down we are left with a closeup of Moose who appears to be laughing?...

[BookerShark]

<Selena walks into the room where Moose is sitting and sees him chained to the wall and duct taped. Moose mumbles something to her and Selena struggles to hear>

SG: Uncle Moose, I can’t hear you with that duct tape on your mouth!

<Selena reaches up and pulls the tape off, taking some hair along with it, Moose snarls, but then starts laughing>

MHJ: Thank you Mouse. Now, you know that little box behind the bar, just behind that six pack of O’Douls Stank was going to drink when he wanted to lose weight?

SG: Yep!

MHJ: Why don’t you go bring me what is inside that box

<Selena skips over to the bar and gets the box and pulls out the keys to Moose’s chains. She starts back to Moose, then has an epiphany>

SG: Wait a minute. If I unchain you, Fire is going to be mad at ME!

MHJ: Firewoman has enough to worry about right now

SG: <looking very unsure> She doesn’t like me already, this would make it worse! <Selena turns to go back to the bar>

MHJ: WAIT! WAIT just a second Mouse. If you just put the key on the table right here, Fire couldn’t be mad. You didn’t unlock me after all

<Selena considers this for a moment, then nods her head and drops the key on the table next to Moose and skips to her room and slams, and locks, the door. Moose picks the key up and unchains himself and gets to his feet. Just as he stands Fire comes into the room, grabbing her ribs a little

Moose pounces, grabs her and hits a HEARTPUNCH! Fire staggers back and Moose grabs her again and hits a POWERBOMB through the table! Fire moans in pain as Moose gets close to her face>

MHJ: Don’t ever duct tape my mouth again. EVER

<Moose helps Fire to her feet, she is a little woozy but otherwise fine>

MHJ: Go get those ribs taped……..again, I have some………business to attend to

<Moose cackles like a madman, grabs DeathBat and heads out the chamber door>

[BookerShark]

Just before Moosehead Jack gets to the Destroyatorium a sledgehammer is slammed into his midsection and the barb-wire wrapped head is dragged across his face. The camera pans up and we see Alexander Darling standing over him...

Alexander: Fire is considered family again and you know what happens when you attack family of mine unprovoked, dont you my dear brother-in-law. You get what's coming to you.

Moose snarls and grabs Darling's leg and pulls him to the ground. They fight. There's blood and insults. Lots of violence. Being thrown into things...you know the usual. Until both are left unconscious once again. And we move on.

*Fade*

[BookerShark]

Fire starts to follow him but then sees Selena trying to be inconspicuous in the corner.

FW: You know....I thought your stupidity was just an act.

Sa-T: What? He --

FW: HE IS CRAZY NOW AND NEEDS TO BE KEPT FROM DOING SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE UNDONE YOU STUPID----

Selena shrinks back against the wall even more as Fire is so angry she can't speak.

FW: DO you CARE about uncle Moosie? WELL, DO YOU?

Sa-T: Y-y-y-y-yes.

FW: THEN KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF IT!!

Poe comes back to see what the noise is. Fire backs off from Selena.

FW: Keep her away from me for about a week.

Fire leaves to try and see if she can find Moose.

[edited to avoid double posting AGAIN...]

Fire sees Alex and Moose laying in the hallway again. She leaves the scene and comes back with two containers of water which she promptly pours over both of them.

FW: I am not doing this twice a day for the next two weeks.

Fire leaves.

[BookerShark]

<time passes, consciousness is regained, the fight continues. Moose grabs Darling by the throat and pushes him against the wall and holds him there>

....defending MY sister now eh Little Alex?

<Alex glares at Moose with rage in his eyes>

You wanna know what was fun? Hearing Spencer beg me not to hit her with the bat. Hearing her whine and beg, just before I slammed it upside her head and.....

<Darling shoves Moose across the room and charges at him and takes him down with a spear. He grabs the barbed wire sledgehammer and rakes it across Moose's head. The whole time Moose is snarling and laughing>

DO IT DARLING! COME ON! MAN UP! GET PISSED!

<Darling stops and looks down at Moose then gets to his feet. He shakes his head and spits a mouthful of blood at Moose and backs away slowly, taking his barbed wire sledgehammer with him. Moose laughs and gets to his feet and yells after Darling>

....not there yet eh little Alex? You will be, I'll make DAMN sure of that

<Moose limps down the hall to GM the Rick's Office and kicks the door open and drops the DeathBat on Rick's desk. Moose stands there looking down at Rick, blood dripping off his nose onto a pile of paperwork>

GMtR: You're bleeding

MHJ: I want the match at Blood Pond to be a Taipei Hell Death Match

GMtR: I don't even know what the hell that is

MHJ: Simple, a hell in the cell cage, made of barbed wire, taipei rules, everything you want in and around the ring. Completely unsanctioned

GMtR: <laughing> Not a fucking chance. No way. You two want to kill one another, I am not having that on my conscience

MHJ: Really? So you won't allow the match

GMtR: No

MHJ: I suspected as much. That's why I found someone who will

GMtR: Who?

MHJ: NOAH

<long silence>

GMtR: You're bluffing

MHJ: You think so?

<another long silence and Moose starts to laugh, grabs DeathBat and kicks the door open and heads out into the hall>

[BookerShark]

Poe snarls as Firewoman leaves Chamber V. Selena cautiously approaches him and tugs on his arm.

Sa-T: Om...

Poe: Did you let Moose go?

Selena sheepishly nods.

Poe: Did he ask you to?

Selena looks around and then nods again.

Poe: I've had enough of this.

Poe starts to leave.

Sa-T: What are you gonna do?

Poe: I get attacked by D&D because of what happened to Spencer Darling. Now you're put in the middle of this garbage. I might just end them both.

[BookerShark]

*OOWF Medical Facility*

Alexis Darling leans over and gives her sister, Spencer, a kiss on the forehead as she leaves the room to allow Spencer and Ashley some private time. She heads down the hallway before getting to Davin & Moreland and Samantha's locker room. She enters and sees Shawn and Moonbeam laughing at something and then she notices her brother laid out on OOWF-TV with Moosehead Jack laid out nearby.

Alexis: They still at it?

Davin or Moreland (I can never be sure which is which): Yup. Alex stole my stamps too. That rat-bastard.

Alexis: We should probably say something about our match this week. Which random, non-champion team do we have this week?

Davin/Moreland: Poe the Redacted and Fatty Fatt McFatty Stank.

Alexis: Is Poe still rambling about his precious little girl sticking her nose in business it doesn't belong? Bitch has always been a thorn and I for one am glad you speared her.

Davin: I didn't do it.
Moreland: Because I did it.

Alexis just shakes her head...

Davin/Moreland: Don't shake your head at us. We're right.

Alexis: Right about what?

Davin/Moreland: Exactly. So, we gonna win this week or what?

Alexis: Who knows...we've been treading water and who knows what the booking...

Kayfabe flies into the room and tackles Alexis and they brawl around the locker room all while Shawn and Moonbeam continue to laugh hysterically with very bloodshot eyes.

Davin/Moreland: Nothing Happened...I swear...Oh wait, we're funny. That's the name of our team with her and I just said it.

Samantha: I think we can fade now. This has been really bad.

*Fade*