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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:43:04 GMT -5
A knock is heard on Valor's locker room door. Raevnna is standing there, soaking wet. She looks for Tytan and on finding him walks up to him.
Ravenna: Sanctum is in.
Tytan: Glad to hear it. Though I thought there might be more pomp.
Ravenna: I'm done with that. I've let Eco take too much. I'm done with that too.
Tytan: Well, welcome aboard.
She reaches out and shakes his hand. The OOWF Flag drops down behind them. Ravenna looks directly into the camera.
Ravenna: Firstly, I'd like to address the Dead. You feel good about your win last week? Good. Because the only way you could hold onto your title was to cheat. Now I know. And I am wiser. Don't worry, I won't be down the roster long. And I'll be back for my belt. I certainly hope to be shown the same level of wrestling professionalism I've come to expect from you.
And you, Juni. I really did expect amazing things from you. You have no idea that behind your insane ranting that it was you that put me here. It was your betrayal and ego that turned me from the woman I was when I signed onto OOWF into what you think is a broken woman. It was you all the way, not Fire, not Moose or anyone else you blame for my alleged fall.
And only when you take responsibility for all the betrayal, for the lack of faith that is running rampant around OOWF. Then, maybe you might not be seen as a man who has lost the battle with his own personal demons and be taken seriously again.
And you owe me a belt. Despite the cleverly arranged stage show, you and I both know your hand in it. I was naieve when I started here, but I've never been dumb and your ringside festivities insult my intelligence and the intelligence of the fans.
Your time is over, Juni. The brooding and melodramatics are done. I am here to do a job and Valor will help us do it.
So I should thank you Juni, you helped make my decision much easier. I will be seeing you around.
Tytan hands her a Valor armband and the camera fades as she takes it.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:45:20 GMT -5
(Eco appears in a one-light setup. He looks upset and his eyes look red.)
Eco: So be it, Ravenna. Let's see if you ever really understood "my way."
You say I betrayed you and our shared mission, and I now see you as broken--I would NEVER call you broken, you understand that? I know how strong...
(Eco looks lost in thought.)
Eco: I'm making you...and all of Valor an offer. Limited time offer. We will see if you are capable of distinguishing between shades of grey.
If you call in the next 24 hours, DEVIL will align with you to destroy the Five forever. We're too strong and large together to fail now.
But you--any of you--have to call me in the next 24 hours. Why? Because this should be an easy decision, given what you profess. If your conscience is acting up, or makes you dithering and doubtful yet again...well, then I'm uninterested in aligning with any of you either.
24 hours. Make the call.
(He places his phone on a table, and sits.)
The lines are open.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:47:32 GMT -5
*Fade in* to highlights of Chris Evans's last promo, fading into Bryce Larson, seated with overpowering lighting shining down on him.
Larson: You’d rather die than sell your soul and follow another faction?
Larson: Once again, your words are proven to be complete...um...horseshit.
Larson: Is that what motivates you, Chris? A fear of death? There is nothing to fear, Chris. I’m not out to end your life. I don’t want to close your eyes forever. I want to open them--forever. Chris, it pains me to see how lost you are. You state that you want to choose your own path, but do so as you take up the mantle of another, yet again. Valor will not lead you to righteous freedom. When this fight is over--and it will end--then what? What if Valor wins? Where does Chris Evans go? Who does Chris Evans follow next? For us, it’s not about winning or losing. I may pin you tomorrow night, you might force me to submit. Those are superficial results of a matchmaker’s charge of filling seats and drawing ratings. Regardless of what the ring announcer says after the final bell of our contest sounds...if your eyes have not been opened, I have lost.
Larson: [smiles at the camera]
Larson: [smiles at the camera]
Larson: Never say never, Chris.
*Fade out*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:48:21 GMT -5
*Stank is covered in blood. He is dragging a body behind him which we can't quite make out from the camera angle. As Stank approaches the Destroyitarium he hears DVD and DDT talking as they walk up the hall away from Stank. The big man gives the two D&D members some time to leave the scene before he continues on. Stank kicks the door open startling those who remain inside. Outback Jack looks up from where he sits just in time to get hit by the thrown, bloodied corpse of Wally B King. Outback falls over in his chair as Wally's body smacks him in the chest, the force of the impact causing the body to roll up and over Outback's head and sliding to a stop underneath the table behind OBJ. Stank moves quickly while Spencer and Ashely scream. OBJ barely has time to register what's happening before a chair is placed backwards over his throat and Stank sits on it, pinning the Aussie in place. OBJ can barely breath. He struggles but Stank's weight from this position is too much to work through. OBJ's eyes fill with RAGE as he looks up at his former ally, his former brother. Stank looks down at OBJ with a stern look, a question falling from his lips.*
Stank - What are you doing?
*OBJ tries to work up enough saliva to spit up into Stank's face, but Stank pops him in the mouth temporarily dislodging the thought from OBJ's head. Stank shakes his fist, shoots a look of DEATH at Ashely and Spencer freezing their screams in their throats then looks back down at OBJ just as a blood is spat up into Stank's face. Stank squints his eyes and wipes the blood and spit from his face. He punches OBJ in the face again nearly knocking the Aussie into unconsciousness.*
Stank - What. are. you. doing. Outback Jack?
*OBJ turns his head slowly and looks up at Stank.*
OBJ - What.... did you do... to Wally?
Stank - He'll live. Answer my question.
OBJ - What question?
Stank - What are you doing? Spin said that Drink & Destroy would never die. Not on his watch. Well he's not around to watch it now is he?
OBJ -
Stank - Spin obviously couldn't accept it... but I know you... I know YOU know better. The FACT is the moment I left Drink & Destroy it DIED. It's DONE JACK! So the question remains.... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
*Stank raises his fist and SMASHES it down on Outback's face once again. Now OBJ's blood mixes in with Wally's on Stank's right fist.*
Stank - This remnant you got going here! This PATHETIC EXCUSE for a stable!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET IT GO!!
*Stank rises, lifts the chair, rains blow after blow down on the now unconscious Outback Jack! Stank spits on Jack's body!*
Stank - END THIS JACK! WALK AWAY! EVERY DAY THIS BITCH STABLE EXISTS WILL BE A DAY YOU REGRET LIVING!
*Stank rains down more chairshots on Outback Jack! Wally stirs from underneath the table and moans in protest. It catches the maniacal Stank's attention. Stank is about to advance on Wally when he senses someone standing by the front door. He turns and sees Stan Fulton standing by the door with axehandle in hand.*
Stank - This is a private meeting.
Fulton - I don't care.
Stank - Look rook. You DON'T. want. any part of this... trust me.
Fulton - You might be right about that... then again.
*From behind Fulton DVD and DDT storm into the room. Stank FLINGS the chair catching DVD on his head and knocking him to the floor. DDT advances quickly but Stank knows the Destroyitarium. He retreats to the back and through the kitchen area behind the bar. DDT moves to intercept but OBJ reaches out and grabs onto DDT's ankle stopping the big man short.*
OBJ - Check... on... Wally.
*DDT is PISSED! and almost ignores Outback but another moan from Wally catches his attention. Enough seconds have gone by for Stank to have escaped and fearing that he may not have been alone DDT stays behind and tends to Wally. DVD holding his head walks over to tend to Outback Jack as the camera fades on Stan Fulton smirking in the front doorway.*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:49:14 GMT -5
Chris Evans is shown in the Valor locker room watching the end of Larson’s promo.
Evans: Larson, you still label me as a hypocrite, and that you’ll open my eyes to the truth. But in all of your talk of trying to do Eco’s work, you can’t see the reason why I sided with Valor in the first place.
The difference between Valor and DEVIL is that we’re not trying to force people to think the way we want. We’re not trying to play God. We’re trying to stop you from forcing your tired old ideals down the throats of the OOWF roster and of the fans.
I haven’t sold my soul to Valor. Selling my soul to a faction would involve me once again becoming a mindslave or a lapdog. This isn’t like Run DEA, or the Five, and it sure as hell ain’t like Eco’s cult, Larson. Unlike DEVIL, they allow me to follow my path. They don’t try to strike me down if I don’t fit the personification that Eco strives to achieve. That’s why I’ve sided with Valor, and that’s why I feel no shame in doing so.
No matter what the outcome of our battle in the ring is, rest assured that you will never win the battle for my soul.
*fade to black*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:50:20 GMT -5
DVD looks up and sees Fulton standing in the door with the smirk on his face.
DVD: You think this is FUNNY!
Fulton: (the smirk disapearing) Don't get loud, your problem isn't with me.
DVD: Your right, it's not (He helps OBJ to his feet, who goes over to check on Wally as Spencer and Ashely grab for his arms.) Look around Crusher this is the five, this is what they have done time and time again.
Fulton eyes the chaos around him. DDT walks over to stand behind DVD.
DVD: Spencer, The Sheik, Wally, Me....notice a pattern. Whenever the Five has problems with a wrestler, it's always someone else who pays the price. Some would say this is the act of dominant madmen, I say it's the act of petty cowards. You've got a choice Fulton fight with us or get the hell out of the way.
Fulton: I came to talk didn't I.
OBJ: The time for talking is over mate.
Fulton: Stank just said he was going to destroy you.
DDT grabs a broken piece of glass, and rips it across his chest drawing blood. He then pounds his fist across his heart.
DVD: The big guy is right, as long as we have blood to bleed, we won't die. D&D isn't just a stable or faction, it's a way of life. We don't have an agenda like our opponents in Devil this week, or a desire to be the heroes like Valor, and we sure aren't the egotistical jackasses of the Five.
DVD walks over to where the girls and Jack are helping Wally get comfortable.
DVD: The five does this, and we are expected to just role over and die. Stank said DDT could never replace him, and he was right. Stank is one of a kind, and we don't want to replace him. We don't want D&D to be what Stanks version of it was, we want it to be better.
DVD pauses drawing in a deep breath.
DVD: Fire's wedding gets ruined and we are supposed to feel sympathy? Moose develops an obsession with a new toy and we are supposed to be worried? LD says he didn't sic his mother on the sheik and we are supposed to believe him? Stank says he will destroy D&D and we are supposed to be afraid?
OBJ: It ain't happening mate.
DDT nods his head in agreement with Jack. Fulton stands in the doorway unmoving, but the words of DVD still ring in his ears.
DVD: Every bad thing that has happened to the Five has been the result of their own actions. From this point out every bad thing that happens to them will be the result of ours. So that's it Crusher, no more talking, You've seen what they do, either help us take em on, or get the hell out of the way.
The camera pulls back over Fultons shoulder showing that even though the Destroyatorium is a mess, the members of D&D remain standing strong.
(fade)
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:51:05 GMT -5
Zane Myers wakes on Tuesday morning
Zane: (out loud to noone imparticular) Great another session with Dr. Goofenstein. If he keeps talking to me like I'm a child I swear I'll put him thru the wall.
Dr. Freedman: That was not a very nice thought Zane. We'll have to explore these anger management issues you have further.
Zane: Arbus! What are you doing here? Get out of my house!
Dr.: I felt after our last session you were not taking this therapy too seriously, and so with the approval of ther OOWF offices, I have decided to move in and keep your therapy ongoing, rather than an hour a week.
Zane: No. The OOWF has no jurisdiction over MY HOUSE!
Dr.: It appears your dedication to your job, your profession, your PARTNER is not as serious as I was led to believe.
Zane: I am as serious as a man can get about wrestling. chad is my partner, we've been friends for too long. But you CAN'T LIVE IN MY HOUSE.
Dr.: (Randonly opening doors) Which closet is mine?
Zane: (grabs a lamp and hurls it through a window) AAAAARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
Dr.: This is going to take longer than I thought
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:52:29 GMT -5
Firewoman walks carefully past the Destroyitarium and further down the hall until she reachs a door. She tentatively knocks, and the door opens.
AD: You probably don't have to knock. It's half yours, for now.
LD: More like a third...Just like...before.
FW: Yeah, well....can I talk to Alex privately, Lexie?
LD: No.
AD: Alexis, please.
Alexis frowns and then storms out of the room.
AD: So, that should tell you how she feels about all this.
FW: Not a shock really. That's how she felt before.
AD: Huh?
FW: Look....I'm asking you. Please. I'm saying please. I don't ever say please.
AD: Please what?
FW: Back out of the match tomorrow. Please.
AD: You do say please. When you need help getting out of the country. Your whole tone reminds me of that night. You're really worried, aren't you...
FW: Yes.
AD: Are you worried about me? Or about your brother?
FW: Does it matter?
AD: Yeah. Yeah it does. *He kicks the door open* You've been a good sister, trying to get me to back down for your brother. Now go.
FW: That's not what--
AD: GO!
FW: FINE!
Firewoman leaves and slams the door behind her.
Time passes and she's back in The Chamber. Moosehead Jack is putting on his Ket mask for..well, whatever reason.
FW: Moose, can I talk to you?
MHJ: Oh, NOW you want to talk. Where have you been?
FW: Out.
MHJ: Yeah, well, no more of that. It's bad enough you have to go flaunting your new-found empowerment in front of the Inagawa family. Stank has gone further off the deep end than before. I don't think you need to be alone.
FW: I can handle myself.
MHJ: I know you can, but the point is, you don't have to. What do you want?
FW: I need you to....goddammit Moose, can you take the fucking mask off?
MHJ: Fine. What.
FW: I need you to just...STOP this.
MHJ: What?
FW: What? Taipei death match that's what. Please, just stop it. At least make it a regular straight up legit match where no one will die.
MHJ: Oh. No.
FW: Moose, I'm saying please. I never say please.
MHJ: You do when you're trying to get your ex-fiance to call you back.
FW: Fuck off.
MHJ: Are you worried about me? Or about your husband?
FW: He's not my--
MHJ: Yes, Fire. Yes, he is.
FW: Fine. Does it matter who--?
MHJ: Yes. yes it does. *Mooshead Jack kicks the door to The Chamber open* You've been a good little wifey trying to save your husband from my wrath. Now go.
FW: That's not what I was doing.
MHJ: GO!
FW: FINE!
Firewoman slams the door shut to The Chamber, and kicks a trashcan, hard. She dents it and it sails about fifty feet, landing with a crash.
FW: I'm going back to the Inagawa's bar. It was more logical there.
DM: No you're not.
FW: Leave me alone.
DM: We're taking you for coffee. C'mon.
FW: Fine. Whatever.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:53:13 GMT -5
*Fade in* to Ecosystem and Bryce Larson watching the end of Chris Evans last promo.
Ecoystem: I'm not sure he's ready, Bryce. He doesn't get it, not at all.
Bryce Larson: He will. He's not stupid, he's just mislead.
Eco: He seems pretty dead set against it.
BL: It's okay. I've got plenty of aggressive energy to stay the course as long as it takes. He'l eventually make that phone call. Hopefully, for his sake, it isn't too late for him.
Eco: I don't know, he seems pretty upset about your betrayal.
BL: My betrayal? MY BETRAYAL! That fucker stopped calling me! THEY ALL STOPPED CALLING ME! He gave up on his supposed best friend for some fantasy about Firewoman that was just that--a fantasy.
Eco: Are you upset about your relationship with Chris, Bryce? Do you wish things were different? Because if you're not 100% committed--
BL: Upset? Different? [smiles] No, that's the best thing that ever happened to me.
Ecosystem thinks to himself, smiling.
*Fade to black*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:53:56 GMT -5
FADE IN on a gymnasium or fitness club room. The Crusher Stan Fulton is finishing his workout, sparring with another. His years spent in Asia studying the martial arts are evident as he moves through a taekwondo routine.
As the workout finishes, Fulton bows to his opponent and then bows off the training floor. He is sweating profusely and wipes his brow with a towel as he turns to the camera.
“Again and again, the OOWF continues to misconstrue my words. They take a snippet of what I said and because they want it to say something else, they create that in their own minds and then become all indignant about what I supposedly said.
“So this might be my last promo as I’m tired of having to restate what I’ve already stated just because someone else made something up.
“Firewoman, I specifically asked for my match to be a non-title match because frankly I don’t think I can beat you... yet. You’re at the top of your game and World Champion. I am a rookie and just want to pit my skills against yours. I consider our match a measuring stick on where I am and where I needed improvement.
“However, after the brutal murder of my manager, this match has become something else. Retribution. I do not doubt that, if push comes to shove, your compatriots in the Five will come to your aid and I will receive a brutal beatdown. I am willing to risk that. Since this is non-title, I’m hoping the referee will be granting me a bit more leeway before he disqualifies me for the violence I plan to unleash.
“So you see, this isn’t some “rookie mistake” as you claim. You’ve been through a lot and endured it all. Congratulations. Rah rah for you. Your past pain and suffering never entered into my equations for this match. I’m going to go out and TRY to send a message to, at least for the time being, your stable mates.
“I didn’t ask for this match for this week. If you go back and view my promo where I asked for this match I said somewhere in the future when you had an open week in your schedule.
“But this works out well for me. I get to try to send a message and frankly, The Five isn’t so all cozy and buddy-buddy right now. Moose is obsessed with DethBat and his own agenda against your pseudo-husband, Poe and Stank are fighting amongst themselves. LD Williams might be the only person who’d come to your aid this week. I hope he does. Because the message is for him.
“I have no doubt in my mind that my skills might not measure up to LD Williams, yet. In that proverbial ten match series, I think I could take three or four. If I’m lucky, split it down the middle. But this isn’t about wins and losses. It’s not about that shiny, gold belt you wear, Firewoman. It’s about putting LD Williams and the Five down like a rabid dog.
“I am not alone now. Those that have a beef with The Five are more than welcome to come to ringside and watch. Eco, Outback Jack, DDT, The Dead, Ravenna Blue, Alexander Darling, Alexis, Tytan, Wrath, The Dead, Vangarde... you’re all welcome. It’s time to put a stop to the Five and their running roughshod over the OOWF.
“I am not asking you to follow me. I am not a leader. I am a ... shall we say, enforcer for those that lead. I am looking for that leader. Perhaps this week they’ll step forward and show me what they have. Nevertheless, Fire, I could care less about your past foibles and nightmares. You’ve been in a dark place. Well, whoop-di-doo. So has just about every other person in this company. Some of us are still there. Some of us revel in it. Some fight to get away from it. Some fight against it. Some fight for it.
“That doesn’t make you special. Your abilities and that title you carry does. I mean to take the first away this week. I mean to crush your ribs until you cannot wrestle again for a long time. I’ll let someone else take your title after that.
“Enjoy the pain. There shall be an abundance of it tomorrow night.”
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:54:45 GMT -5
Firewoman and Davin are at Ric's Sandwich shop.
DM: So this is Duncan Hills
FW: Yep. Like it?
DM: Well, it's no Dunkin Donuts but it's fine.
FW: Can we endorse two competing brands in the same promo?
DM: Don't see why not.
FW: Fine. What do you want.
DM: I want to know how you're doing.
FW: You? Just....you?
DM: Yeah.
FW: I'm fine, Davin. My wedding was a shamblels, my brother is going to kill my....um....Alex.
DM: Husband.
FW: Let's not get carried away.
DM: Like it or not, that's what he is. But I guess that's the question right? Do you like it, or not?
FW: I just have a really bad feeling about this match, and how, one way or the other...dammit, Davin, I know it's selfish, but I can't stand the thought of ...
DM: What? Being alone? You know, you're forgetting that I am family too.
FW: Yeah, well, family that brought the Whore to my wedding.
DM: I brought Samantha. I had no idea mom was going to do that. By the way, where is aunt Rose?
FW: So if Alex kills Moose, Moose kills Alex, it doesn't matter, the outcome is the same. And each one thinks I'm only protecting the other.....like I could choose one over the other......
DM: ........
FW: ........
DM: ........
FW: How am I supposed to choose, Davin?
DM: *shrugs and looks incredulously* You're the Rush fan, you figure it out.
FW: .....
DM: Look, here's what you have to realize. You're just an excuse.
FW: Huh?
DM: These two have been at it since they met. I don't mean they don't care, but really...this isn't about you. Your little surprise wedding may have added fuel so to speak, but this has been burning for a while now.
FW: Hm.....I suppose you could be right...I just..........
DM: I know.
FW: .....
DM: .....
FW: Yeah...you probably do. It's just a distraction from other things I guess.
DM: Have you talked to him?
FW: I gave up talking to voice mail a few days ago. Lucky doesn't have all his contact numbers.
DM: I could talk to him....
FW: It wouldn't matter. It's too late.
DM: Well...let me know...and you should be focusing on Crusher.
FW: Oh, don't worry...I am. He thinks my little trip down memory lane was to gain his sympathy.
DM: That's because he's a rookie who doesn't recognize the difference between wanting sympathy and advising someone of just where they stand in the grand scheme of things. Still, I wouldn't write him off.
FW: Not a chance, Lucky and I will be reviewing films later, then I have a cemetery to visit.
DM: Moose is right...Shouldn't go alone. I could come too...
FW: We'll see. Regardless, no matter how much film I watch, he's still an unknown entity...there's no way I'm taking him lightly.
Davin starts to laugh. At first it's just a bit of a guffaw, but then it starts to spread into a full on belly laugh.
FW: What?
DM: I see what you did there.
FW: Huh?
DM: He's over 400 pounds. There's no way you could take him lightly.
FW: Oh...yeah, right! *laughs* Okay, well I better get to it. Good thing we have a wide aspect video player, right?
DM: Hilarious!!! Seriously, if you go wandering around.... call me.
FW: I'll think about it....
DM: And I can call--
FW: I said I'll think about it.
*fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:56:20 GMT -5
<Moose leaves the Chamber and heads to the bowels of the arena. The Invisible Ninja Cameramen don’t follow him all the way in, but soon we hear someone hitting the mat, and the screams of unnamed sparring partners. The camera turns and we see Ravenna Blue walking down the hall. She passes the INC and walks up to Moose where he is torturing some poor schmo and beating him bloody. Moose doesn’t notice Ravenna immediately>
MHJ: GIVE UP DARLING! QUIT BEFORE I KILL YOU!
Nameless Sparring Partner: I QUIT! I QUIT!
<Moose gets to his feet breathing hard with a maniacal look in his eyes, and blood dripping off his fists. He turns and finally notices Ravenna standing there and grins>
MHJ: Come to admire my work?
RV: Savagely destroying rookies is nothing to be proud of
MHJ: I disagree. <Moose holds his fists up and we see blood running down his hands> You see that? That is the very thing that sustains life. That is what keeps us going. You lose too much of this, and your body stops and you cease to exist. I can control that. I can take enough of Darling’s blood that he becomes a cold lifeless corpse in the middle of the ring….
RV: And then what?
MHJ: And then, I win
RV: Darling has the same power to take blood from you
MHJ: <grinning maniacally> But he won’t. He won’t because he is weak. He talks a big game, but he can’t get it done. He had both Fire and I kidnapped, he could have ended this then, but he didn’t. He let us walk. He has never made a bigger mistake in his life
<Ravenna just looks at Moose and shakes her head sadly>
RB: What is this really about Moose? And don’t say revenge. Don’t say vengeance. No one can wrong you so much that taking their life with your bare hands is a viable option. You know what I think?
MHJ: <somewhat sarcastically> Oh please, tell me
RB: Abandonment. You feel betrayed because Fire and Darling are close. The thing is, by hurting your sister's temporary husband, you will certainly alienate her as well...fulfilling your own prophecy
<Moose snarls a little at this, then laughs, but it seems Ravenna may have hit a nerve there>
MHJ: You want to know what this is about? Darling is everything I have ever hated in my life. Selfish rich pricks who think they are better than everyone else. Yeah I dealt with a lot of them growing up. They would come into my neighborhood and laugh at the poor kids. They would come into our neighborhood and hang out, try to be one of us because in their world, it gave them some kind of cred. They were never one of us, and never will be. Alexander Darling is no different. He is not one of us, and he will never be. And as long as he is in the OOWF, it is a slap in my face. Add that to what he did to me, and my sister………….I have to end him forever.
RB: <shaking her head again> Your rage is so misplaced Moose. You are driving the ones that care away. Think about that Moose...and know I'm not going anywyere.
<Ravenna turns and leaves. Moose snarls and points to another nameless training partner>
MHJ: YOU! Get in the ring, NOW!
<fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:57:46 GMT -5
*Jack of the Hinterlands is in the boiler room below the Destroyitarium, with Empty Team face paint on*
JH: And so it begins again. Whenever I come back to Japan, I think that things will be different, but they never are. This time, Stank, it's your fault. Your mission is to end Drink and Destroy. I don't think you can do it, but even if you do, you can't get rid of me. Now, what you did to Wally disturbed a number of people. Mr. Takahashi offered to come out of retirement to take action, but LD's Momma told him she wanted to handle you herself. (She and Wally had plans for tonight, but I don't think the OOWF censors would allow me to describe them.) But I asked her to let things unfold in the ring, because I will hunt you down. A fat bastard like you has a lot of blood inside, and I'm going to enjoy watching you bleed.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:58:26 GMT -5
(Ecosystem is sitting in the same one-light setup he's in before, looking at his phone.)
Eco: No missed calls, no texts.
(Eco looks up.)
Eco: At 11:17 AM today, I extended an offer to Valor. I suggested they put aside your petty concerns about me and my so-called "cult" and join with me to take out the Five. I gave them 24 hours to make the call.
Since then, Evans and Ravenna have both spoken, without addressing my offer at all.
Since then, Stank has assaulted Wally B. King and blasted his way through the Drink and Destroy locker room. He has received no comeuppance.
Meanwhile, DEVIL has hurt, assaulted, sneak-attacked...no one.
Let me clarify my offer. Drink and Destroy, you're included. There are 13 hours left. Anyone in Valor or Drink and Destroy may call on their own behalf or on behalf of their little group. Pick up the phone, and my friends and I are at your disposal. Dither, clutch your pearls, pontificate about conscience...your funeral.
The lines are open.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 18:59:41 GMT -5
The Camera stays on Ecosystem, and moments later, his phone rings. A smile crosses Eco's face as he presses the button and puts the phone to his ear.
Eco: I figured one of you would........(short pause) Hello? (long pause) is anyone there, hello.
Eco shrugs and hangs up his phone.
The camera cuts to the destroyatorium where we see DDT staring at the cell phone in his hand angrily. Ashley walks over to where he is at.
Ashley: Try a text message big guy. (she pats DDT on his shoulder)
DDT sighs and rediles.
The Camera cuts back to Eco where we once again hear a ringtone(slightly different this time). Eco looks down at his phone and let's out a deep sigh. The camera zooms in and we see a message that simply reads
WE WILL HANDLE OUR BUISNESS WITH THE FIVE. YOU WORRY ABOUT YOURSELVES. SEE YOU WEDNSDAY. BOOM.
Eco shakes his head as he walks off.
Eco: Well no one can say I didn't try.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 19:00:31 GMT -5
In Sapporo, Selena quickly walks up the sidwalk and turns to the house she and Poe are staying in. She's softly singing something to herself that's not quite audible. She quickly runs up the steps and opens the door as the ninja cam follows her.
Once inside, we see Poe in the Lotus position in the foyeur surrounded by a ring of candles.Sa-T: Omar, I'm baa...Oh, you're still all tantricky. Suddenly, Poe's eyes pop open. There is a look of hatred, rage in evil in his eyes. Selena, seeing this, kneels in front of him, leans over the candles, and stares into his eyes until they're almost nose to nose.Sa-T: You did it. Montedio. Selena places her palms on the sides of Poe's face, kissing him. She then grins and sits back.Sa-T: You're back... Poe: I never left. Sa-T: Are you mad? Poe: Yes. Sa-T: Why? Poe: Because I have been weak. Selena grins and looks around. She finds the knife on the floor that she was looking for. She takes the blade and cuts a small slice into her palm. She then holds it over one of the candles. The blood puts out the flame. She then takes the candle and holds it in front of Poe's face.Sa-T: It's been marked. Poe: And his light shall be extinguised. Poe's eyes snap to the camera.Poe: This is not personal. It's just what it right. No more games. It is time to be me again. And anyone who stands in my way...and I do mean anyone, shall feel my wrath. Selena turns and scoots into Poe's lap as he maintains the Lotus position.Sa-T: I've missed you like this. Poe: Nevermore
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 19:02:02 GMT -5
Ravenna is seen preparing for this week's match, now wearing the Valor armband.
<She watches Tytan, Chris and the rest of the new stable prepare. >
Ravenna: I certainly do not think tonight is going to be bloodless. But I hope it is humane. I certainly will be keeping my eyes open and I suggest you all do as well.
<She looks around at those gathered, making sure each of them is able to make eye contact.>
Ravenna: Looking out for one another at this point is crucial.
She nods and heads to her locker room.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 19:03:13 GMT -5
(Inside the Valor locker room.)
T: tonight a new chapter begins. Tonight we show that Honor is not dead in the OOWF. Tonight we will show them that Valor is alive and strong. Tonight we become the light that this company needs. Tonight we begin to send the darkness back to Hell where they belong.
( Valor cheers.)
Fade
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 19:14:40 GMT -5
*The crowd is murmuring after the last Valor promo, when suddenly the lights go out. "So What'cha Want" starts to play over the sound system and Nothing Happened's video package plays on the Jumbotron. The crowd builds to a crescendo until they see Alexis Darling and Davin Moreland, going absolutely batshit when they finally come out. They're in their ring gear and hoodies, and make their way to the ring without much crowd interaction. Davin asks for two mics, and tosses one to his sister-in-law. She's first to talk*
LD: Anyone tired of hearing 10-second, head-scratching mind-numbing promos from Valor...Give me a "HELL YEAH"
*The crowd responds in kind, although it's funny, cause we're in Japan*
LD: Davin told you all this week that he wasn't going to talk about the match. He wanted to stay focused. He wanted to avoid the distractions of his family and focus on the goal at hand. And I'm sure glad he decided his goal at hand is, right here, tonight, in Beppo *cheap pop*, where Nothing Happened wins the OOWF Tag Team Championship, I win my first title, and Davin, of course, gets his long overdue Grand Slam.
*Respect applause from the audience*
DM: But see, Tytan? You managed to fuck that up for everyone. It WAS about destiny. It WAS about inevitability. It WAS about the Grand Slam...
DM: But now I just want to kick your ass from one end of this ring to the other.
*crowd likes this*
DM: It's bad enough when you've got Hall of Famers prosthelytizing, but now you've got his former minion Tytan interrupting everyone's enjoyment of OOWF with 10 second promos...one right after the other. You speak of valor? You say valor, and Davin Moreland here laughs his ass off. You wouldn't know valor if it bit you in the dick. There is one tag team in the OOWF that the fans want to see, that demonstrates valor, and that's this one, Nothing Happened.
LD: Obviously Tytan, you're a champion, and you know what it takes to-
*Davin cuts her off, to her surprise, this isn't in this script*
DM: Nah Lexie. Fuck that. I'm so sick and tired of hearing people talk about giving respect. Alexis, I can't fucking stand that guy. I DON'T respect Tytan. He's a sniveling big man who's hidden behind Eco's skirt for most of his career, and now that he got one over on Eco, he thinks he's done something...well we fucking tell you what Tytan....do you KNOW who the fuck we are? Do you KNOW who the fuck your messing with here? Respect? Ha! Go fuck yourself. I don't respect you, Tytan. Everything you've done here has been on someone else's coattails. Not only do you have to face the best up-and-coming wrestler in the business today, in Alexis Darling, but you're going up against a living legend tonight. As Ric Flair said, "To you? I'm GOD!"
LD: He also said, "God God God God WHOOO God".
DM: Yeah, I remember. Point is, that by the time tonight is over, Tytan and Wrath, hopefully, we'll punch the ever-living shit out of your throat so much, that you won't be able to talk for a long, long, long time.
LD: And when you wake up in your hospital bed, and realize everything that you lost tonight, you'll realize that...
DM: Nothing Happened.
*Play the Beastie Boys again, big crowd pop, a little more interaction with the crowd, not much, as we fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 19:15:23 GMT -5
(Tytan catches Davin's promo and laughs.)
Tytan: Wow Davin really. I'm sorry that I'm not long winded and filled with a lot of hot air and BS like you. Respect you talk of respect...I have never respected you your other personality or anything you have ever done. But if I were you I would check the score card and see how many times we beat you. But still you come back like a bad rash. Something you would know about. You have no honor the only thing you care about is yourself. You think there is a reason I never offered you to join up with Valor. Your ego would take up most of the locker room. But you know what I will finish this in the ring.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 19:16:16 GMT -5
*Davin finishes watching the promo from a monitor in the guerrilla position. He and Alexis are finishing taping their wrists.*
DM: Y'know, Lex and I were JUST checking the score. You know what the score is? Davin Moreland - 10. That's the only score that matters. Except after tonight, when that score will read: Grand Slam Champion Davin Moreland - 11.
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 19:18:06 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Blood Pond, Beppo Japan
J-P SPARXX vs. AKIRU KITANO
Kitano is announced and sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the corner and salutes the crowd, who cheer him wildly. Kitano is one of the most popular competitors in Japan. He does a back flip off the corner and the fans yell A-KIR-UUUUUUU. The cheers quickly turn to boos as J-P Sparxx is announced and comes to the ring with Jewel. Sparxx sneers at the crowd and threatens them as he makes his way to the ring. Sparxx climbs on the apron and Jewel holds the ropes open for him. He steps into the ring and looks down his nose at Kitano across the ring and just shakes his head and laughs.
Kitano walks to the middle of the ring once the bell rings and offers his hand to Sparxx, J-P looks at him and shakes his head again, then SLAPS him across the face, sending Kitano to the mat. Kitano bounces to his feet and catches Sparxx with a shot to the side of the head, then tries a whip to the ropes, but Sparxx reverses it and sends Kitano to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a boot to the gut. Sparxx grabs his arm and wrings it, then pulls him forward and nearly decapitates him with a short clothesline, keeps hold of his arm and pulls him back to his feet, right into a side Russian leg sweep. Sparxx gets to his feet and springboards off the middle rope and hits a helicopter leg drop. Sparxx covers, but pulls off Kitano at two, drawing loud boos from the crowd. Sparxx mocks them then pulls Kitano to his feet and hits a snap suplex planting him on the mat. Sparxx stands on Kitano’s face and twists his boot across his eyes, drawing a warning from the referee.
Sparxx waits for Kitano to get to his hands and knees, then charges in and catches him with a dropkick to the face. Sparxx pulls him to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first on the top rope. Kitano hangs there for a moment, then Sparxx hits a spinning heel kick that sends Kitano off the ropes, into the guard rail. Sparxx taunts the crowd for a moment, then makes sure Kitano is flat on his back on the floor, charges to the ropes, springs to the top rope and hits a 450 SPLASH TO THE FLOOR! The fans applaud the awesome move, but Sparxx ignores them and peels Kitano off the floor and rolls him back into the ring.
Sparxx pulls Kitano to his feet, kicks him in the gut, lifts him in a double under hook suplex, then DRIVES him to the mat with a double under hook DDT! Sparxx rolls Kitano over and makes the cocky cover and gets the one, two, three.
WINNER in 5:12 – J-P Sparxx
STANK vs. DR. INFIERI
Stank makes his way to the ring first, with the fans raining down hatred upon him. He ignores the boos - and the occasional thrown drink - and climbs into the ring and glares up the aisle. Dr. Infieri is accompanied onto the stage by Ecosystem and Lauren Phoenix. They pose to a reaction not much better than Stank’s, and then Eco and Lauren head backstage as Infieri walks to the ring. The two men stand toe-to-toe and referee Junior Hale gives them instructions and calls for the bell.
Infieri has words for Stank, who stares at him stoically. Infieri punctuates his words with a slap across the face. Stank recoils, and turns back with a smirk. His expression doesn’t change as his hand shoots out and grabs Infieri by the neck. Infieri responds with a thumb to the eye, a knee to the gut, and an elbow to the back of the neck. He stands Stank up with a European uppercut and drops him with a Russian leg sweep. Infieri attacks Stank’s leg with stomps and kicks, and ties on a spinning toehold. Naturally, Stank isn’t about to submit, so Infieri releases the hold to go back to work on the leg. Stank kicks him off, and when Infieri moves back in Stank rolls to his feet and hits an overhead release belly-to-belly suplex.
Infieri gets to his feet just in time for Stank to slam into him and drive him into the corner. Stank connects with punch after punch to the body, until Junior steps in to back him off. Stank turns and snarls at the ref, and Junior gets even paler than normal. Stank send Infieri across the ring and follows a step behind, squashing him with an avalanche. Stank scoops Infieri up and hangs him in the tree of woe. He kicks him repeatedly, and then plants his knee in his throat to choke him out. Junior counts, and Stank backs off at four.
Stank moves back in and lifts Infieri up until he’s sitting on the top turnbuckle. Stank hammers him in the back with forearms, and climbs up the ropes behind him. He grabs Infieri for a belly-to-back suplex, but Infieri catches him in the face with an elbow. Stank stumbles back off the ropes. Infieri turns himself around on the turnbuckle. Stank moves back in with a solid right to the jaw. He lifts Infieri for the Cradle to the Grave. Infieri grabs the top rope to block the move, and Stank simply drops him on his head.
Stank drags Infieri to his feet and backs him against the ropes. He elbows him in the face and whips him across the ring. Infieri ducks a clothesline and hits the opposite ropes, grabbing them to stop his momentum. Stank runs at him, and Infieri ducks a punch and rolls him up for a two count. Infieri rolls to his feet and hits the ropes, coming back with a running knee lift as Stank gets up. Infieri stomps him repeatedly, and then leaps high into the air and drives a knee into his face. He covers, but Stank kicks out at one. Infieri scoops Stank up and slams him, and then drags him to his feet. He locks on the Gordian Knot, but Stank hauls him onto his back and slams him into the turnbuckles. After the third slam, Infieri’s grip loosens.
Stank scoops Infieri up and runs him hard into the turnbuckles, then turns and plants him on the canvas. He hits the ropes and squashes him with the Stankonia 2.0. Stank gets immediately back to his feet and nails another one, and then a third. Stank drags the semi-conscious Infieri to his feet and hauls him onto his shoulders - Stank-U. Stank hooks the leg, and Junior makes the academic three count.
WINNER, in 12:10, Stank.
BRYCE LARSON vs. CHRIS EVANS
"Epic" by Faith No More plays, and Bryce Larson enters to a rousing chorus of boos. He mocks the fans who are booing and climbs in the ring. "The Trooper" starts and Evans enters to face-pops. He does his standard entrance, but before he can do his ring poses, Larson attacks him from behind. Sterling Glaw calls for the bell, but who knows why, because Larson is just pummeling Evans back into the corner, and he's not paying attention to whether or not he's using open or closed fists. Glaw tries to give the warning, but decides to pull Larson back instead, never mind the count. That gives Evans an opening, and he runs at Larson, and gets some revenge for Larson's initial assault. He tackles Larson to the mat, and the two roll around, exchanging punches. Larson gets the upper hand for a bit and maneuvers Evans into the Dragon's Lair. He punctuates the hold with stiff elbows right to the ribs. Evans struggles to get free, but can't. Larson gets bored with this, though, and releases, kicking Evans in the kidneys so he rolls away. Larson stands and goes grab Evans by the hair, but Evans is not as dead as he could be and reaches up to Larson's throat. He goozles him and then gets him in position to monkey flip him over. Larson lands with a thud, and Evans scrambles to his feet and hits the corkscrew moonsault. He goes for a pin, but Larson kicks out at two. Both men get to their feet, Evans is a bit faster. He turns to face Larson again, but Larson surprises him with an uppercut right to the solar plexus. Evans doubles over and Larson drives him to the mat again with an elbow. He follows it up with a leg drop, or he would but Evans counters, grabbing the ankle and pushing Larson over. Evans pounces and tries to work into the ankle lock, but Larson pushes him off with the free foot before he can lock it in. Again, both men get to their feet. Larson charges at Evans with a clothesline, and knocks him out of the ring, but Evans grabs on and pulls Larson out with him. Both men are out on the floor, but are going on adrenaline now. They'll feel the impact tomorrow. For now, they are just trying to kill each other, and they break out into a hockey fight on the floor. Both men are totally forgetting that rule about closed fists, and Glaw isn't sure whether to count for that or for the fact that they are both out of the ring. He gets to five on the count out, and gives up, calling for the bell.
WINNER – No Contest in 6:47
MATT FOLZ vs. RAVENNA BLUE
Ravenna Blue is first to the ring, slapping hands and soaking in the ovation as she walks to the ring. Her opponent, Matt Folz, gets a more mixed reaction as he comes down the aisle. Folz climbs into the ring and locks eyes with Ravenna as referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions. Folz extends a hand and Ravenna shakes it, and Junior calls for the bell.
They lock up and Folz backs Ravenna to the ropes. He hits a couple of chops and tries an Irish whip. Ravenna turns her momentum into a cartwheel and ends up facing Folz. He throws a punch, and Ravenna ducks and sweeps his legs. She drops an elbow, but Folz rolls out of the way. He grabs her arm as she gets up and winds it, but she rolls through and yanks him into an arm drag. Folz rolls to his feet and slaps aside a dropkick. Ravenna starts to get up, and Folz grabs her leg and pulls her off balance. Ravenna teeters, and Folz tosses her across the ring with an exploder suplex. Ravenna gets to her feet ducks a charging Folz. Folz rebounds off the ropes and Ravenna buries a knee in his midsection. She tries for a DDT, but Folz blocks and reverses into a northern lights suplex. He bridges, but Ravenna kicks out at two. Both competitors roll to their feet and face off to a smattering of applause.
They lock up again and Ravenna grabs a headlock. Folz shoots her off into the ropes. Ravenna ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm. Folz rolls to his feet and she pegs him with a dropkick. Folz stumbles back into the corner, and Ravenna rocks him with a European uppercut. She kicks him in the stomach and stands him back up with a chop. She hits a second chop, and a third, and then sends Folz across the ring. He hits the corner and as he bounces out Ravenna nails him with a handspring elbow. She goes to the apron and climbs the turnbuckles behind him. She hooks his head for the Diamond Dust, but Folz yanks her forward onto his shoulder, takes a few running steps, and plants her with a power slam. He hooks the leg, but Ravenna kicks out at two.
Folz drags Ravenna to her feet and snaps her over with a suplex. He sends her to the ropes and kills her with a spine buster, and then tries to twist her into an ankle lock. She kicks at him with her free leg, and manages to nail him on the point of the chin. Folz lets go and staggers back, and Ravenna rolls to her feet and snaps of a super kick. Folz stumbles, off-balance, but stays on his feet. Ravenna whips him to the ropes and takes him over with a hurricanrana. She hooks both legs and rolls him up, but Folz manages to kick out at two.
Both wrestlers get up and are about to lock up when the lights go out. Flashbulbs illuminate a commotion in the ring, but don’t reveal any details. When the lights come back on, Folz is in a defensive crouch in the ring, looking around frantically. Ravenna is laid out on the floor. Junior starts to count, and Folz looks from him to Ravenna on the floor, and back to Junior. Folz shakes his head in disgust and leans in the corner until Junior reaches ten.
WINNER, by count out in 11:36, Matt Folz.
After the match: Chris Evans sprints down the aisle, with Chad Madison a step behind. They reach the ring by the time the bell rings, and check on Ravenna. Folz rolls out of the ring and walks up the aisle. Valor steps onto the stage, followed by Alexis Darling. Folz looks at them for a moment, then shrugs and continues to the back. Evans and Madison get Ravenna to her feet and help her up the aisle.
DRINK & DESTROY vs. DEVIL
Drink and Destroy is announced first, to loud cheers from the fans. DVD waves the metaphorical towel to rally up the crowd, but they need no warming up for “Dynamite” Danny Taylor and Outback Jack, who are received as conquering heroes despite their recent difficulties. The two enter the ring after slapping hands and pace around the ring in anticipation.
A quote appears on the OOTron:
“History is the DEVIL’s Scripture”
-Lord Byron
Ecosystem and Tyler Vangarde enter to a strong mixed reaction accompanied by Lauren Phoenix, with the Japanese fans strongly behind Ecosystem but not DEVIL as a concept. They make their way down to the ring, Vangarde remaining aloof but Ecosystem smiling and signing autographs. The pair enter the ring together, with Eco continuing to be all smiles and offering his hand to shake, which Outback Jack takes like a dead fish as DDT glares at Eco.
The bell rings, and Tyler Vangarde and Outback Jack will begin this match for their respective teams. Vangarde and Jack go for the traditional lockup, but Jack begins slamming his head into the chest of Vangarde, prompting Tyler to release his collar and elbow tie-up. Outback Jack comes off the ropes with a big clothesline for Tyler, but Vangarde drops down and ducks under, popping up with a reverse neck breaker to Outback Jack. Tyler goes for a too-quick cover, and Jack powers out at one. Tyler scouts OBJ and hops up on his back for a tight chin lock, but Outback Jack snap mares him off and then lands a low but heavy dropkick right to the back of Tyler, causing him to cry out in pain. Outback Jack off the opposite ropes with a big stomp attempt, but Tyler falls backwards and Jack finds himself stumbling, which Vangarde capitalizes on by grabbing Jack’s leg out from under him and causing him to fall forward into the ropes. Vangarde pops up and double stomps onto Jack’s back, choking him until the four-count.
Crowd: JUN-I-CHI-RO! (clap clap clapclapclap)
Tyler acknowledges the chants, putting Outback Jack in a front face lock and backing into DEVIL’s corner. Eco gently tags himself in, greeting Jack with a stiff kick to the ribs as Tyler releases, sending Jack back and wheezing. Eco responds with a hard Tajiri-style kick to Jack’s head, followed by a quick cover and a two-count. Eco quickly goes to the outside apron, coming off with a high-risk flying senton—Outback Jack tries to catch him, but the momentum is a bit much, sending both men’s backs to the mat.
Up on the top of the ramp, someone is walking out with a chair…Stan Fulton!
JR: Stan Fulton has been the object of recruitment attempts by both DEVIL and Drink and Destroy!
Razz: Bet he’s going to be watching this match real closely.
Outback Jack looks up to the ramp briefly, but the very focused Eco hops up and drops Jack into his shoulders with a reversed Ace Crusher! Eco grabs the head of Jack and seems to be looking for an Acid Drop…he runs to the opposite turnbuckles and runs up, but Jack reverses the move and drops Eco right into a shoulder-breaker! Jack manages to get his big leg up and pulls Eco down into a cross-arm bar, but Eco gets his legs wrapped around the ropes and Jack releases the hold. As Eco slowly comes off the ropes, Jack lunges at Eco but Eco reverses into an arm drag. Eco’s shoulder is clearly bothering him a little though, as he jumps up and dropkicks Jack backward toward his corner but lands awkwardly.
Dynamite” Danny Taylor takes the spot to blind tag in on Outback Jack. Rising, Eco attempts a charge at Taylor, but is met with a HARD big boot to the face. Taylor could go for the cover here, but instead he begins putting the boots to Eco to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Danny whips Eco to the opposite ropes and charges right behind, but Eco does a full Flair Flip over the ropes, sending Taylor charging face first into the turnbuckles! Eco steps up onto the top as Taylor goes back staggering, looks behind—Whisper In The Wind! He doesn’t get all of it, but he gets enough to take Taylor off his feet as Eco gets up and tags Tyler back in.
Tyler charges the rising DDT with a massive shoulder block to the skull. Taylor falls back, and Tyler leaps over and drops both knees across the bridge of Taylor’s nose, causing a tiny trickle of blood to come out. This gets Taylor angry, and he catches Vangarde with a wild haymaker that sends Tyler staggering. Taylor gets under Vangarde—HUGE back body drop! Taylor charges a stunned Vangarde getting up in the corner, but Vangarde hops through the ropes, causing Taylor to eat turnbuckle once more. Tyler scoots back in and quickly scoops DDT, trying to make his way up the turnbuckles backwards. Tyler has the massive Taylor up on his shoulders, going for the Power to the People—DDT reverses! Reverses into a spinning DDT! The DDT DDT! Taylor has Tyler Vangarde flat out. He goes for the cover: 1…2…3!
WINNERS in 11:43…Drink and Destroy!
JR: And thus ends the undefeated streak of the former Defenstrators! DDT has put the former tag champions away!
Stan Fulton gets up and claps with a smile, before picking up his chair and heading to the back. Eco gets in the ring to help up Vangarde, who pops up angry, having been primarily stunned. DDT and Jack celebrate their win with the fans, as Eco gives a polite clap and DEVIL returns quietly to the back.
LD WILLIAMS vs. MR. E – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Mr. E is announced and makes his way to the ring. The fans cheer him, but he doesn’t seem moved by the cheers in the least. He steps between the ropes and waits in the corner for the champ to come out. The OOWF Onslaught Champion LD Williams is announced next and he comes out to the top of the ramp and the fans make it very clear they do not like him. Williams smirks a little, then heads to the ring, never taking his eyes off of Mr. E. LD gets to the ring and hands the title to the referee. The ref holds the title in the air and calls for the bell and we are ready to go.
LD walks to the middle of the ring and extends his hand, E shakes his hand and then the two lock up. E pushes LD back to the corner and the referee calls for a clean break, and E gives it, then lights LD up with chops to the chest. LD quickly reverses E into the corner and blisters him with some chops of his own. E comes out of the corner and they lock up again and wrestle around the ring jockeying for position with neither man able to gain the immediate advantage. E pushes LD back to the middle of the ring and breaks the lock and takes LD to the mat with a drop toe hold.
E immediately grabs LD in a hammerlock and keeps him on the mat. E lands several elbows to Williams’ shoulder and wrenches on the pressure trying for a submission. LD refuses to give up and slowly works to his feet. LD moves toward the ropes to force a break, but E pulls him back, scoops him up and drops him shoulder first onto his knee, then covers, but LD kicks out at two. E pulls LD to a sitting position and traps him in a top wrist lock, still working the arm and shoulder. LD fights to his feet and is about to get free when E hammerlocks his arm again and DRIVES him to the mat with a hammerlock DDT! E covers, hooking LD’s leg hard, but the champ kicks out at two.
E pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a knee to the midsection on the rebound, but LD leaps over his knee and rolls him up for a one count, E kicks out, but LD grabs his leg and flips him over and pounces on him and locks him in a CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! E fights it hard and makes it to the ropes freeing himself and using his first rope break.
LD pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a drop kick to the jaw. E hits the mat and LD covers, but E kicks out at one. Williams pulls E to his feet and slips behind him for a German suplex, but E elbows the side of LD’s head and breaks it, then turns around and grabs LD from behind and SNAPS him to the mat with a half nelson suplex! LD lands on the side of his head, and E covers but LD kicks out at two. E lets LD get to his knees and catches him with a SHINING WIZARD! LD wavers but doesn’t hit the mat, so E bounds off the ropes and catches him with a clothesline that bends him backward. E covers again, but once again LD kicks out at two. E pulls Williams to his feet and calls for the MR. E PRESENTS, he hooks LD and lifts him and DRIVES him to the mat with a TIGER DRIVER! E covers again, but somehow LD rolls his shoulder once more! E shows a little frustration and snaps at the referee. E leaves the ring and heads to the top rope for the MYSTERY ATTACK but E takes a little too long and LD gets to his feet and runs to the corner. LD and E fight on the ropes and LD manages to climb to the very top rope, hook E and send them both into the ring with a SUPERPLEX!
Both men are down and the referee starts the long ten count. He gets to five and the crowd begins to murmur. Stan Fulton makes his way to the ring, axe handle in hand. He steps between the ropes and brings the handle down HARD on LD’s ribs! E gets to one knee and protests, and Fulton BLASTS him upside the head with the axe handle sending him between the ropes to the floor! The referee has seen enough and throws the match out!
WINNER – No Contest in 12:14
Fulton pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him again with a shot to the ribs. Fulton pulls LD up and scoops him up and PLANTS him on the mat with a slam, then drags him to the corner and climbs to the middle rope for a BIG SPLASH! The crowd cheers him on, but those cheers quickly turn to boos as Moose, Poe, Stank and Fire storm the ring. The big man slips out of the ring and escapes up the ramp before they can get to him, with the fans cheering him on as he heads to the back.
VALOR vs. NOTHING HAPPENED – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage Match
The cage is lowered to prevent any interference from DEVIL. Announced first are the challengers—Davin and Moreland are for some reason only announced as one person, but nevertheless Davin and Alexis emerge to an enthralled audience, ready to see Nothing Happened challenge again for the titles they were previously screwed out of by DEVIL.
They don’t have to wait long, as the tag champions appear quickly behind in a blaze of fireworks. Tytan and Wrath raise their tag belts aloft as they pose with Athena for perhaps the loudest reaction of the night thus far. Valor has well worked its way into the hearts of fans due to Tytan’s leadership. The team slaps hands with the fans before handing the belts to the referee on the outside and then entering the cage, with Athena closing the door behind them.
The bell rings and this one is ON~! Alexis charges at Tytan while Davin goes to Wrath, with Alexis popping up and hurricaranaing Tytan off his feet to begin! Davin and Wrath trade right hands, but Davin drops low and with a swift kick takes the big man off his feet. He goes for an elbow drop, but Wrath moves out of the way and yanks Alexis off of Tytan by the hair. Davin comes up and floors Wrath with a spinning lariat, but Tytan leaps over both of them and SPEARS Alexis down into a cover. Good for a two count before Davin quickly pulls him off—into a bridging German Suplex! 1-2-Tytan rolls the shoulder out. Davin pulls him back up, and Alexis sets up for some kind of reverse-3D, but Wrath grabs her into a belly-to-belly suplex, and she and Tytan collide midair. Davin is slow to turn around and realize, and is met by Wrath THROWING him face first into the side of the steel cage.
Davin and Moreland are stunned coming off the cage, and Wrath rears back and wraps the goozle around the neck of the Faciest Face in the OOWF. Moreland swings his legs up, however, reversing the goozle into an expertly positioned triangle choke around Wrath’s neck. Wrath is struggling to break, but has to struggle much less after Tytan stomps the face of Davin hard, causing him to release and exposing a cut opened by him being thrown into the ring. The Honor Warrior smells blood, and Tytan and Wrath whip Davin again into the side of the steel cage, opening up his cut further. Alexis Darling, however, has climbed halfway up the side of the cage, and comes off with a spinning plancha to the high backs of Tytan and Wrath, knocking the two bruisers forward. She hooks Tytan around the neck, bounds up to the top rope, Tornado DDT! Wrath tries to leap forward to break up the cover, but Davin tackles him down to stop him. Still, Tytan manages to power out at two.
Meanwhile, Wrath overpowers Davin on the floor and begins head butting him, trying to open up the wound further. Alexis sees this and pulls off a sick Orton Punt to the head of Wrath, sending him sprawling. However, Tytan hooks her leg behind her for a schoolboy cover! 1-2-kickout, and Davin providing interference. Davin and Alexis both lay into Tytan, whipping him toward the opposite ropes. However, he leaps over Wrath’s body, bounds off the ropes, and jumps off of Wrath—now in a crawling position—for a double lariat, taking both members of Nothing Happened off of their feet! Tytan hooks Davin Moreland up, BIG power bomb to the ground. He goes for a cover, Davin rolls the shoulder at 2. Alexis pops up to schoolgirl Tytan herself, another 2 count.
Wrath is up again, feeling no particular chivalrous urges as he grabs Alexis and pulls her into a full nelson. Just as she seems to be preparing to wiggle out, he pulls her up—FULL NELSON BOMB! Tytan then pops up and follows through with a Big Ass Spine buster! Wrath is about to go for the cover when Davin pops up with a modified Zig Zag to Tytan! Wrath takes a swing at him, but Davin reverses into a back body drop on top of Tytan. Davin pulls Tytan out—REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin goes for the cover—1,2, Wrath kicks him off. Alexis spins Wrath around at this point and hops on his shoulders—hurricarana!
However, as Alexis charges Wrath, looking for a spin kick, he catches the leg and pulls her into the goozle. Moreland sees what’s coming and tries to leap to them, but Tytan holds his leg. WRATH OF GOD CHOKESLAM to Alexis Darling! Davin spins around and catches Tytan with a hard kick to the side of the head, giving him enough time to break up Wrath’s pin attempt.
Before Wrath can react, Davin is climbing the side of the cage, thinking about some kind of leap. But Wrath reaches out with his massive wingspan and goozles the Multipersonality Marauder! Wrath has Davin by the neck—Davin musters his strength, drops down, pulls the arm off and spins Wrath around. REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER~! Out of nowhere! Davin goes for the cover…1…2…3!
WINNERS in 20:14 and NEW Tag Team Champions…Nothing Happened!
Davin Moreland and Alexis Darling, looking totally stunned, are handed the OOWF Tag Team Title Belts by the referee. Tytan and Wrath, rising again to a vertical base, walk over to the new champs and shake their hands, a gesture strongly reciprocated that draws loud cheers.
THE DEAD vs. CHAD MADISON – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
“God Blessed Texas” plays over the PA System at the Blood Pond, and Chad Madison enters to the best hoots and hollers a Japanese crowd can muster. Was that Jimmy Wang Yang in the audience? Chad Madison acknowledges the reaction and then hops up to the apron, walking between the ropes and standing on the second turnbuckles waiting for the Intercontinental Champion.
A quote appears on the OOTron
“The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the DEVIL”
-H.L. Mencken
The dark strains of “Immortal” by Adema play as The Dead walks out, flanked by Ecosystem and Lauren Phoenix. His Intercontinental Championship rests on his shoulder as he look coldly forward, almost as if through Chad. Madison goads him toward the ring, but Dead walks agonizingly slowly, drawing boos from the crowd that bring a smile to his and Eco’s face.
The Dead and Chad Madison lock up to start, Madison falling back into a quick monkey flip that takes Dead off his feet, much to his consternation. He responds with a couple hard chops to a rising Madison. Madison is whipped into the ropes and comes off with a cross body, but Dead sidesteps and plants Madison’s face hard into the mat. Dead goes for a cheap cover, but Madison gets the shoulder up at one. Dead pulls Madison into a standing chin lock, but Madison feeds off the crowd to force his way up from the sitting position—at which point Dead releases the hold, drop toeholds Chad forward, and floats over into a grounded…chin lock. The stoic crowd begins to mumble.
Eco: (attempting to rally) CHIN-LOCK! CHIN-LOCK! CHIN-LOCK!
The grounded variant is harder for Madison to fight out of, but he begins twisting his legs out and bridging up—he grabs Dead’s neck and drops down, hitting a cutter variant on the Intercontinental Champion and forcing him to break the hold. Chad Madison goes out to the apron, and leaps onto the top rope, trying for a flying elbow. However, Dead catches him around the back in midair and forces him down into a crash landing, and then up into a…chin lock. Someone has been reading “how to wrestling like a heel 101.” Chad is really struggling to get up after the impact on his chest, but in one quick burst lifts Dead up and falls forward, dropping Dead into the electric chair splash. Chad goes for the cover on Dead, but Dead grabs the bottom rope at two.
Chad stands and waits for Dead to rise, quickly dropping a leg across the back of The Dead’s neck. Chad drops down into a Dragon Sleeper attempt, but Dead cuts bait and runs out of the ring. Dead begins discussing strategy with Chad outside, but anti-intellectual that he clearly is, Chad Madison bounds off the opposite ropes and comes through with a big-time suicide dive through the second and third ropes taking out both Eco and Dead on the outside. The referee begins the ten-count. Madison makes it back in the ring at three, followed by a dazed Dead at five. Dead gets up slowly, and is taken off his feet by a missile dropkick from Madison. Madison hooks Dead into suplex position: one snap suplex….two snap suplexes…Madison is about to go for a third when Dead reaches up and rakes the eyes of Chad causing him to release and stumble back.
Meanwhile, a pissed-off Eco gets up on the outside and calls an audible to Lauren. Lauren hops up on the ring apron and starts arguing with the referee as Eco grabs a steel chair. Eco throws the chair in to Dead, who takes aim for Chad’s skull—but Chad dropkicks the chair into Dead’s face, sending him careening back into the referee! The referee turns around to see a stunned Dead holding the chair, and immediately calls for the bell!
WINNER in 10:01 by disqualification…Chad Madison!
Eco rolls his eyes, and then snatches the Intercontinental Title Belt as Lauren Phoenix drags Dead out of the ring. As Dead begins to come out of his daze, hi arm is lifted by Ecosystem and he has his Intercontinental Title, retained in disqualification, thrust on him. Chad Madison looks MIGHTY pissed in ring, but the referee professes nothing he could have done.
FIREWOMAN vs. STAN FULTON – Non-Title Match
The World Champion, Firewoman, is announced first as a blazing “V” appears on the OOTron. The OOWF World Champion comes out to tremendous cheers from an adoring Japanese fan base. She acknowledges the fans, then slides in the ring and hands her belt to the referee.
Stan “Crusher” Fulton is out next, looking angry but focused. Firewoman meets his gaze as he walks down the ring slowly, seeming to both be assessing Firewoman and his general surroundings. He enters the ring slowly, not just due to size, and alone. He eyes the title to the side, and looks back to Fire.
Firewoman and Stan circle around to start off. Fire moves in lightning-quick and throws the first kick, but Stan catches it, spins her around, clothesline by the big man. As she pops up, she is met with multiple kidney punches, as Fulton seems to be immediately targeting Fire’s bad ribs. He backs her into the corner with punches as she ducks through the ropes, forcing a referee separation. As she comes out, Fulton goes for another swing, only to be met with a Code breaker from Firewoman! Shades of the guy she’s now totally not married to! She floats over, but it’s only good for a two-count.
Fulton is back up to a crawling position as Fire goes for a low dropkick to the head, but the Crusher rolls out of the way. He hops up with a Lou Thesz Press that almost eclipses Fire’s entire body as he takes her down to the ground. He turns it into a body scissors, squeezing Fire’s ribs with his thick, fat legs. Fire squeezes and writhes, eventually grasping the bottom rope. Fulton attempts to roll her away, but she maintains a tight and steady grip. Stan Fulton releases the hold grudgingly, but locks in a tight bear hug as she removes herself from the ropes. Fire flails wildly, but Fulton has pulled her back from the ring ropes and she cannot break free on referee decision.
Firewoman manages to use all her flexibility to swing her feet up to try to kick Fulton in the head, but Fulton just shifts side to side to avoid the naturally telegraphed move. Undeterred, Fire pull his arm back and suddenly boxes Fulton’s ears three times HARD, prompting his surprise and weakening his grip, at which point she slides out and chop blocks the big man down. Firewoman bounds off the opposite ropes, running knee to the face of the sitting Fulton, knocking him back. Firewoman steps to the opposite ropes to collect herself, and from the looks of things, is considering a super kick or code breaker for when Fulton rises. The big man gets back up, and immediately spins out of the way of a super kick and hits a MONSTER bulldog on Firewoman! Fulton goes for the cover, putting all his weight into it, but Fire kicks out at two.
Fulton attempts to scoop Firewoman up for a sidewalk slam, but Fire slips out of Crusher’s grasp, coming out with a couple hard forearms to Crusher’s face. Fulton is reeling a bit as Fire comes off the opposite ropes with a cross body attempt, but he catches her and SLAMS her down to the ground. Cover attempt, 1-2-Fire gets the shoulder up. Fulton paces, waiting for Firewoman to get up—HARD knife-edge chop by the enormous man takes Fire off her feet, followed by a swift kick to the chest and ribs by Fulton that resembles a full-body punt. Fulton grabs Fire in the gut wrench style, but she pulls herself up into a hurricarana attempt—but Fulton’s grip is too strong, and he drops her down into a modified reverse layout body slam!
The World Champion is laid out in the middle of the ring. Fulton off the ropes, BIG SPLASH on the ribs! Fire was again almost eclipsed by the girth of the big man. Fulton slowly gets up, gives Fire a hard kick to the side, then bounds off the rope for a second splash attempt—but Firewoman gives him a swift kick to the neck coming down, causing him to roll over and start hacking spittle. Firewoman slowly raises herself up and steps toward the referee, who inquires about her condition. Fulton sees Fire has moved, and like a bull sensing motion, charges at Firewoman—who immediately dodges and leaves him careening toward the referee, who half-bumps out of surprise. With the official not looking as Fulton backs off, Fire rears back and NAILS Fulton right in the grapefruits, dropping him to one knee. She takes a step back—SHINING WIZARD to the hobbled Fulton, knocking him back to the ground! SHINING WIZARD out of nowhere! The referee turns around, and Fulton is too stunned from the legal and illegal blows as Fire goes to cover. 1….2…3, and the World Champion steals one!
WINNER in 18:18…Firewoman!
Firewoman slowly gets up and is handed the title belt, As she raises it to the cheers of the Japanese fans, she is met by Ecosystem, wearing his "E" DEVIL shirt.
Eco: I wanted to be able to congratulate you on your victory tonight...without interruption.
<He gestures to the OOTron, where we see the Five's Chamber blocked up by forklift, old-style.>
Eco: Of course, that doesn't mean I haven't brought friends.
<The Dead, Tyler Vangarde, Dr. Infieri, Bryce Larson and Lauren Phoenix slowly come out of the audience, in uniform.>
Eco: I take it you're ready to wear the shirt?
Fire: No chance, Juni.
Eco: I wasn't talking to you.
<Bryce Larson whips out an XXL shirt and tosses it to Stan Fulton, who looks at it, smirks, and puts it on. It's a brand new "S" shirt, in the style of DEVIL.>
Eco: Show LD what happens to the friends of those who hurt you.
Stan Fulton suddenly tackles Firewoman down, very quickly for a man his size. She quickly tries to chop block him down, but Dead, Vangarde, Larson and Infieri swarm and begin stomping a mud hole in Fire. Infieri pulls her up, Dead with a Close the Casket Super kick! She falls back into the arms of Infieri--DOCTOR BOMB! Fulton finishes the job with a massive running splash onto Firewoman. Eco smugly walks over with a can of spray paint and sprays the letters:
D-E-V-I-L...S.
But just as he's finishing…its Alexander Darling! Alexander Darling rushes the ring and jumps down Ecosystem, raining punches on him. Vangarde and Larson pull him off and hold him back, with Infieri pitching in with sharp kicks to the gut. Meanwhile, Lauren Phoenix has already slid a table and gasoline into the ring, which Dead and Fulton set up the table that Eco pours the gasoline on…and then lights aflame as Alexander yells out.
Eco: I'm sorry. I love you.
Eco grabs Fire and gives her a tiny kiss on the cheek, before passing her to Stan Fulton, who hooks her up--POWERBOMB! Stan Fulton has power bombed the World Champion through the flaming table!
JR: Eco is re-enacting what Alex and Fire did to him a few weeks before!
Eco stands over her and looks down, over to a furious Alexander, then back up to Fulton.
Eco: Do it again.
Suddenly, two people break through the audience. It's Valor! Valor is back! Wrath jumps in the ring and knocks Eco down hard, raining down punches on his former mentor. Tytan scoops Fire out of the flames before any damage can be done. Fulton moves toward Tytan, but Tytan spears him down before he can jump at Fire.
At that moment, the Five show up—clearly there is a broken forklift lying somewhere—or at least those there, LD, Stank and Moosehead Jack! Jack is furious, and starts charging toward DEVIL, knocking down anyone who comes at him. LD and Fulton begin brawling quickly, Stank starts trading shots with Vangarde, and Moose snatches Eco from Wrath and begins to choke him out—when someone bumps into him from behind, Alexander Darling!
Everyone notices Moose and Alexander face to face, which causes a pause. DEVILS takes the opportunity to bail as Moose suddenly lashes out at Alexander, almost seeming to believe he is responsible. A couple excitable fans in the front jump the guardrail into the large group, and at this the Japanese security pours in to separate everyone as Alexander and Moose brawl to the outside. Alone in the ring is Tytan helping up Fire, who immediately pulls away and starts screaming at her brother and husband. Moose and Alex dive at each other one last time, but security holds them back and push them away and escort Moose and Alex to the back, both men seething with rage. Their match is NEXT~!
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Post by BookerShark on Jan 13, 2011 19:18:36 GMT -5
KETSUEKI SEISHIN vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – Unsanctioned Taipei Hell Death Match“I Stand Alone” plays and Alexander Darling comes out to the ringside area. He is alone, choosing to leave Alexis in the back. The Beppo fans boo Darling loudly, they seem to remember what he did to Poe many years ago. Darling is unfazed by the crowd and he walks to the area set up for his match with Moose. There is a large Hell in the Cell structure made completely out of barbed wire. Inside the Cell, there is a normal ring, but there is plunder scattered everywhere. Two sets of ropes in the ring are wrapped in electrified barbed wire. Darling gets his hands glued, then slams his fists into the buckets of broken glass. Darling steps into the barbed wire cage and climbs into the ring, careful to avoid the electric part of the ropes. “Raining Blood” plays and Ketsueki Seishin comes out to the ring area carrying DethBat. The crowd remembers Seishin being one of Poe’s 12 Pillars and boo him loudly. Seishin slowly walks to the ring never taking his eyes off of Darling. Before he gets his hands glued and glassed, Seishin reaches up and pulls his mask off revealing Moosehead Jack! Now, I know all of us knew this, but this comes as a shock to the Japanese crowd. They boo even louder now. Moose drops the mask, gets his hands glued, then slams them into the buckets of glass. No one has been in more Taipei Death matches than Moosehead Jack, but this is something totally different. Moose grabs Dethbat and heads into the cage. He climbs onto the apron and glares at Darling, Darling will not look away. Moose steps between the ropes and this bloodbath is ready to go. Moose moves toward Darling, Darling does not move. The tension between the two of them is almost unbearable. Moose snarls with rage and lifts Dethbat and swings at Darling’s head, but Darling moves out of the way at the last second and catches Moose with a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Darling sends Moose to the ropes and elevates him on the rebound with a back body drop. Darling looks around at the plunder, but doesn’t grab any of it, instead he grabs Moose in a reverse chin lock and keeps him on the ground. Moose works to his feet and tries to shove Darling into the electrified barbed wire, but Darling puts on the brakes and takes Moose over to the mat with a side head lock and grinds the head lock some more. The fans are a little restless at this, they expected both men to be covered in blood at this point. Moose works to his feet again and this time lifts Darling for a belly to back suplex, but Darling shoves off of Moose and lands on his feet behind him and shoves him to the ropes (the non electrified ones) and catches him with a kick to the gut that doubles Moose over. Darling looks at the barbed wire for a second, then hits a gut wrench back breaker and covers Moose for a one count. The fans are getting a little restless now. Moose gets to his feet and Darling takes him to the mat with a deep arm drag and traps Moose in an arm bar. Moose gets to his feet and grabs Darling’s hair and pushes him back into the corner, then slams him in the face with a head butt. Darling falls to one knee and Moose pulls him to the ropes and tries to push Darling’s face into the electrified wire, but Darling fights it and catches Moose with an elbow to the midsection, then grabs him by the hair and throws him over the top rope to the floor. Moose hits the floor (which, since we are outside, is actually the ground) hard. Darling moves to the ropes and pulls Moose onto the apron and lifts him for a suplex into the ring, but Moose slips over his shoulder and lands on his feet behind him, then catches him with a European uppercut that sends Darling into the electrified ropes! The ropes spark and sizzle, and Darling howls in pain and staggers forward and falls to his knees. Moose charges in and catches him with a boot to the face that sends Darling to the mat, then to the ground. Moose runs out of the ring and we see Darling on the ground, a little trickle of blood running down his back from the earlier encounter with the electric wire, and some nasty burns also from the wire. Moose reaches into a barrel of plunder and pulls out a leather strap and repeatedly brings it down on Darling’s back drawing cries of pain from Alex. The leather tears into Darling’s back as he fights to his feet. Moose has a crazed look in his eyes as he goes after Darling and grabs the back of his head and throws him face first into the barbed wire cell! The crowd roars as Darling sticks to the wire and slowly falls to the ground. Moose grabs Darling and drags him to the wire and repeatedly drags his head across the strands of wire, opening several nasty cuts on Darling’s face. Moose lets him go, and Darling remains on his hands and knees blood pouring from his forehead and pooling into the dirt. Moose grabs DethBat and comes after Darling, but Darling gets to his feet and avoids a shot from the bat, Moose hits the wire in the cell and the bat gets tangled. Darling catches Moose with a kick to the ribs then grabs him by the back of the head and moves toward the barbed wire, the crowd roars and Darling looks at them and shakes his head. He drops an elbow down across the bridge of Moose’s nose then pulls him up and DRIVES him to the ground with a PRETTY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Darling pulls Moose up and drags him to the side of the ring without the electric wire and rolls him into the ring, then follows and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. The fans are a little restless at Darling not fighting back, but he ignores their pleas for more violence. He teases them a little by grabbing a kendo stick in the ring while Moose is on his knees, only to throw it out of the ring to the ground. Darling bounds off the ropes and bulldogs Moose to the mat. He gets to his feet and drags Moose to the corner, then runs to the middle of the ring and charges in and catches him with a delayed drop kick to the face. Darling pulls Moose back to the middle of the ring and covers again, but once again Moose kicks out at two. Darling pulls Moose up and tries another whip, but Moose rakes his eyes then grabs his head and begins biting his forehead! Darling yells in pain, and it’s hard to tell if it draws more blood or not, but Moose now has blood all over his face. Moose snap mares Darling to the middle of the ring, then grabs a light tube and SHATTERS it across the back of Darling’s head! Darling slumps to the mat and Moose is on him choking him with a look of pure rage in his eyes. He looks down at Darling who is gasping for air. Darling reaches up and shoves Moose’s chin back until he loosens his grip, then he finally shoves Moose off of him and rolls to the ground gasping for air. Moose slides out of the ring on the other side of the ring and grabs that kendo stick and waits for Darling to get up, then SLAMS it down on his head! Darling staggers but does not go down, so Moose puts the cane across Darling’s throat and hits a STROKE right into the barbed wire! Darling goes face first into the barbed wire again, but Moose gets caught up in it too. It doesn’t slow him down though, he pulls away from the wire, leaving pieces of his skin on the wire to get at Darling. Moose hammers Darling with punches to the face, then gets to his feet and rummages under the ring and pulls out a glass coffee table and slides it under the ropes into the ring. Moose pulls Darling up and pulls him to the side of the ring with the electric wire and tries to slam his face into it, but Darling gets a foot up to the apron to stop it. He turns and blisters Moose with knife edge chops, then grabs him like he is going to whip him into the cell, but pulls him back into a release belly to belly suplex! Moose lands hard on the ground and grabs his back in pain. Darling staggers over to where Moose is lying and grabs his leg and lands several kicks to Moose’s hamstring, then locks him in the MONEY CLIP! Moose snarls in pain as Darling sits back, blood pouring down his face. Darling yells for Moose to give up, but Moose refuses. AD: I’LL SNAP YOUR LEG YOU SON OF A BITCH! GIVE UP!
MHJ: FUCK YOU DARLING!Darling leans back even further and Moose snarls in pain. Moose fights the move by grabbing Darling’s leg and messing up his center of balance, eventually throwing him off balance and sending him to the ground. Darling is up first and catches Moose with a kick to the chest, then rolls him into the ring and follows him. Darling pulls Moose up and lifts him for a DARLING DRIVER, but Moose elbows out of it and lands on his feet behind Darling takes a few steps back and grabs Darling and BULLDOGS HIM INTO THE ELECTRIC WIRE! Moose and Darling both get tangled in the wire, as it sparks and both frantically work to free themselves, finally the wire gives way and they fall to the ground. The good news it, now that it is not attached to the ring, it is no longer electrified, the bad news, they are both very tangled in sharp barbed wire and each move they make tears at their flesh. Darling is in agony and you can see he is getting annoyed by the pain. He grabs what’s left of the kendo stick and charges at Moose and raises it to use it, Moose looks at him and grins. MHJ: Do it. Fucking do it.Darling stares at him and turns and tosses the kendo stick away, much to the disbelief of the crowd. That gives Moose the opening he needs, and he springs at Darling and SPEARS him into the barbed wire cell! The cell wall gives, but does not collapse. Darling is bleeding from everywhere it seems. Moose pulls a glass coffee pot out of the can of plunder and waits for Darling to get to his knees and SHATTERS it across his head! Darling slumps to the ground, it sounds redundant but the man really is a bloody mess. Moose grabs a piece of the coffee pot and kneels next to Darling and digs the glass into his cheek. Darling grunts in pain and Moose relishes it. MHJ: SCREAM DARLING! Scream Little Alex! Just like Spencer did, and just like every Darling I see will until you quitDarling’s eyes get wide and he snarls at Moose and digs his fingers into Moose’s eyes drawing a howl of pain from Jack. Darling gets to his feet, a look of rage in his eyes now. Darling grabs Moose by the hair and slings him into the cell wall. Moose sticks into the barbed wire, and slowly, gruesomely pulls himself free, but not before the barbs tear his flesh. Darling kicks over a can of plunder and takes the can and caves it in on Moose’s skull dropping him to his knees. Darling is in a rage now, he grabs a cheese grater from the can of plunder and repeatedly runs it across Moose’s forehead. Moose nails Darling with a low blow, doubling him over in pain. Moose gets to his feet and he’s………smiling? Twisted. Moose grabs Darling and wraps a piece of the formerly electrified barbed wire around his throat and tries to, well essentially sever his head from his body with it, but Darling reaches out into the pile of plunder on the ground and finds a light tube, and swings it back over his head and nails Moose upside the head with it. Moose staggers away and Darling gets to his feet, picks up a wrench that is used to secure the ropes and clips the back of Moose’s knee sending him to the ground. Darling then pulls Moose around the ring to the spot where he shattered the coffee pot on his head and DRIVES Moose to the ground with a DDT! Moose’s face meets the ground and shattered glass and he howls in pain, grabbing his face, but blood is already running between his fingers. Darling looks into the ring and sees the glass coffee table in there and looks under the ring and pulls out a regular table and slides it into the ring, then finds a ladder and pulls that out too, but before throwing it into the ring, Darling charges at Moose, who is now on one knee, and SLAMS him in the face with the ladder, sending Moose back into the barbed wire cell. Darling slides the ladder in the ring and rolls in himself while Moose tries to free himself from the barbed wire. Darling opens up the table and sets it across the top turnbuckle then leaves the ring and finds Moose just freeing himself from the cell wall. Darling charges at Moose, who looks up just a second too late, and catches him with a running knee to the face sending Moose back into the wire. Darling pulls a chair out of the plunder and slams it down hard on top of Moose’s head. Moose slumps a little then looks up at Darling and yells at him to do it again, so naturally Darling does. Moose fights the pain and looks at Darling and grins, so Alex pulls him off the wire and throws him into the electric barbed wire! Moose convulses in pain, then falls to the apron, then the ground, breathing hard. Darling reaches down and grabs a logging chain and slowly wraps it around his fist and waits for Moose to get to his feet, then he charges at Moose for a kill shot, but Moose moves out of the way and Darling slams face first into the ring post! Darling hits the post with a sickening thud and staggers backward, Moose grabs him around the waist and hits a release German suplex that drops Darling right onto a C-4 board of barbed wire. Darling hits the wood and it explodes (though, not in a way that would kill him, obviously) Darling yells in pain, and we see that from the explosion part of the board has caught fire and has burned the back of Darling’s arm. He pulls himself off the board, slicing himself to ribbons in the process, and doesn’t see that Moose has DethBat in hand. As Darling stands up, Moose charges and BLASTS him upside the head with it! Darling slumps to the ground and looks to be barely conscious. Moose falls to his knees, also struggling to stand. Both men have lost ridiculous amounts of blood. Moose reaches into the can and pulls out a staple gun and pulls Darling to a sitting position and DRIVES SEVERAL STAPLES INTO HIS HEAD! OH MY GOD! Darling howls in pain, Moose tilts his head back and lines one up right for his eye, but Darling manages to reach a cattle prod and ZAPS Moose with it just before Moose could staple his eye. Darling rolls Moose into the ring and lifts him for a suplex, then DRIVES him to the mat with a BRAINBUSTER! Darling slowly gets to his feet and staggers around, then grabs the ladder and sets it up. Darling slowly climbs the ladder, but before he gets to the top, Moose gets to his knees and crawls to the ladder and starts up the other side. The two of them meet at the top of the ladder and trade weak punches. Darling swings wildly and Moose avoids it, grabs Darling’s head and SLAMS it onto the top of the ladder, then pins his arm, slams him between the eyes with a head butt and hits a HEARTPUNCH that sends Darling off the ladder and into the last strands of electrified wire! Once again they spark and smoke, and Darling howls in pain. The ropes snap as Darling falls to the ground. He tries to free himself, but he is almost hopelessly tangled, and nearly too exhausted to care. He pulls himself to his feet using the barbed wire cell, and Moose waits at the top of the ladder. As Darling stands, Moose dives off the top of the ladder at Darling! Darling manages to move and miss most of it, but both men crash into the cell wall, it gives way, and they fall to the ground outside the wire, both men wrapped in a hideous cocoon of razor sharp wire! The crowd breaks into an uncharacteristic – for the Japanese – HOLY SHIT! chant. They might be dead! The two slowly get to their feet, both snarling and glaring at one another. They square off with their fists up. Darling gets a couple of jabs in on Moose’s face, the glass on his knuckles opening more cuts. The two of them go at one another like it is a hockey fight, using the last of their energy to hammer one another into oblivion. Darling gets the better of it and drives Moose to one knee and is about to nail him with a shot to the face when Moose reaches up and rakes Darling’s eyes with the back of his hand, digging the glass right into his eyes. Darling staggers and howls in pain, Moose stands up and catches Darling with a spinning fist to the temple that sends Alex into Blood Pond. Moose staggers into the hot water and grabs Darling by the back of the head and tries to force his head under the steaming waters, but Darling catches Moose with an elbow to the gut and sweeps his leg sending Moose into the water as well. For a brief second both men are washed clean of blood, but it doesn’t take long for the blood to reappear as they hammer one another, attempting to beat the other into submission. Darling uses the back of his hand to rake across Moose’s eyes, then pulls him to his feet and lifts him, and POWERBOMBS him into the water! Darling puts his weight on Moose keeping him under the water! HE IS TRYING TO DROWN HIM! For the first time we see Firewoman has made her way to the massacre site. Darling spots Fire and snarls a little, and pulls Moose up and drags him out of the water. Moose gasps for breath, but this is hardly the end of it. Darling walks back into the cage and staggers around until he finds what he is looking for. He pulls his barbed wire wrapped sledgehammer out from under the ring and heads back to where Moose is lying on the ground. Darling looks down at Moose then slowly raises the sledgehammer ready to slam it into Moose’s head. Darling brings the sledge down, but Moose rolls out of the way at the last second. Moose gets to his feet and charges at Darling and catches him with a Buisaku knee to the face. Grabs Darling’s leg and drags him back inside the cell and rolls him into the ring. Moose fixes the table in the corner (if you recall, it had been sitting on the top turnbuckle as a platform, but since they have destroyed one set of ropes, it is now just kind of sitting in the corner). Moose sets the table up and rolls Darling onto the table, then climbs up after him. Moose tries to lift Darling for a pile driver, but Darling blocks it, then lifts Moose onto his shoulders, grabs his arm and hits a DARLING DEATH DRIVER THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE! (remember that one?) IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! The glass shatters and Moose begins pouring blood. The camera cuts back to Fire, who look horrified. Darling falls on Moose and covers him, no doubt jabbing himself with glass in the process. The referee, who had been pretty much useless until now hits the mat and counts…… ONE TWO THRE……NO! Moose somehow rolled his shoulder! Darling looks on in shock and slides out of the ring and stumbles out of the cage and grabs his sledge hammer again. He crawls back into the ring and waits for Moose to stand, then BLASTS him upside the head with it! Moose struggles to one knee and Darling catches him with repeated shots to the ribs. Darling stands over Darling again and raises the sledge for the kill shot, then looks down at Moose, out at the crowd – who is screaming for him to do it, then to Fire who is just staring. Darling slowly shakes his head and drops the sledge and starts to walk away. Bad idea. Moose grabs the sledge and uses it to CROTCH Darling, doubling him over in pain. Moose uses the sledge to stand then grabs Darling and hits a DDT ONTO THE BARBED WIRE SLEDGEHAMMER! Darling’s head slams into the sledgehammer and he is not moving. Moose crawls across the ring, too weak to even stand on his own now and grabs DethBat. He drags himself back to Darling and traps him in the JI-ENDO using the barbed wire, nail and razor wire bat! DethBat tears into Darling’s skin and fresh blood pours from fresh wounds. Moose pulls back, but his eyes have just about rolled into his head, and he is spitting up blood from god knows what kind of injury. Fire can’t take anymore and comes down yelling for the referee to stop it. The referee checks Darling, and he is clearly out cold from being dropped on the sledgehammer, blood loss, ji-endo, and god knows what else. He calls for the bell and pulls Moose off, Moose just slumps to the mat, out cold as well. WINNER in 45:47 – Moosehead Jack Medical officials immediately rush to the scene and work on both Moose and Darling. Fire just stands there in shock looking at both of them and the carnage of what was once a Taipei Cell. The rest of The Five make it to the ring and console Fire as well as check on Moose. Alexis Darling rushes to Alex’s side followed by Samantha Darling-Moreland and Davin. Even Davin looks a little shocked by this. The two are placed on gurneys, and from the looks of things you would think a cover would be pulled over their heads, but it’s not. They are loaded into waiting ambulances and rushed to the nearby Beppo Medical Center. You have to wonder, was it worth it? Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF Judgment Eve 5 PPV, Live! July, 25th, from Tokyo, Japan! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Live August 18th! From Chichi Jima, Japan
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