OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Chichi Jimi, Japan
MR. E vs. DR. INFIERIMr. E is announced first, to a surprisingly positive reaction from the fans. He quietly adjusts his mask, looks around the arena and makes his way down the ramp. He stops at one little fan who has made a homemade Mr. E mask, pats him on the head kindly, and enters the ring to wait for his opponent.
A quote appears on the OO Tron:
“It takes a man to make a DEVIL”-Henry Ward Beecher
Dr. Infieri enters, followed closely by Ecosystem. Eco seems to be giving instructions to Infieri the whole time they are walking down, as Infieri nods vigorously. We only hear the last instruction.
Eco: Conserve your energy.Dr. Infieri nods and steps into the ring, and this match is ON~! Mr. E charges at Dr. Infieri—who promptly ducks his head between the ropes, causing the referee to hold Mr. E back. Dr. Infieri then gingerly locks up with Mr. E, who manages to push his way out into a wristlock. Dr. Infieri cries out in exaggerated pain, reaching out and grabbing the ropes, prompting Mr. E to quickly release the dreaded wristlock. Infieri rolls out of the ring for some quick consultation with Eco.
Dr. Infieri: (exaggerating) Juni, I am unquestionably terrified!
Eco: That was some amazing presence of mind you had there, grabbing the ropes.
Dr. Infieri: But…but what if he tries an ARMBAR!Having dealt with quite enough of this, Mr. E comes flying through the ropes with a suicide dive taking both Eco and Dr. Infieri down! Mr. E composes himself and grabs Infieri by his head and tights, rolling him into the ring. Mr. E climbs back on the apron, bounding off the opposite ropes as the Evil Doctor gets up. Mr. E connects with a clothesline, and Dr. Infieri does a full spin in mid-air before crashing to the mat. Mr. E seems a little confused, picking up Infieri into a vertical suplex and following through, after which Infieri decides to flail around like a fish out of water. Mr. E, annoyed, moves to grab Infieri, but Infieri just grabs Mr. E and pulls him on top of himself, holding him down into a pin fall on…himself?
WINNER in 2:41…Mr. E!
Upon taking the loss, Dr. Infieri does a quick kip-up and shakes Mr. E’s hand vigorously. However, Mr. E pulls the Doctor into a short clothesline as the fans cheer, pounding on him and yelling at him for throwing the match. Ecosystem comes up behind Mr. E, however, and pulls him off into an Endgame! Ecosystem helps Infieri up and the two of them exit quickly as Mr. E begins to stir.
CHAD MADISON vs. J-P SPARXXChad Madison makes his way to the ring first, to a substantial ovation. He poses on the turnbuckles and acknowledges the crowd, but doesn’t play to them. That, and the intensity in his eyes as he stares up the aisle make it clear that he is focused on the matters at hand. J-P Sparxx looks to be a different story, as he and Jewel strut onto the stage. They stop to drink in the boos from the fans, and then stroll to the ring, stopping occasionally to throw out an insult or a threat. Chad seats himself on the top turnbuckle, and a look of disgust creeps over his face as he watches this display. Finally, Sparxx slides into the ring, and Chad hops down to face his opponent. Referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions and calls for the bell.
The opponents glare at each other and words are exchanged. Sparxx tries to punctuate his statements with a slap, but Chad catches his hand and slams him in the face with a head butt! Sparxx staggers back, holding his nose. He starts to say something, but Chad cuts him off with a forearm to the jaw. Sparxx covers up as Chad batters him with chops, and sends him across the ring. Chad snaps him over with an arm drag and bars the arm. Chad drives a knee into Sparxx’s shoulder and pulls him to his feet. He winds the arm again, but Sparxx rolls through into an arm drag. Chad is right back to his feet, and Sparxx greets him with a kick to the stomach. Sparxx tries for a DDT, but Chad shoves him off. Chad rocks him with a European uppercut and tries to twist him into an inverted DDT, but Sparxx slips out. He turns, and Chad nails a forearm to the jaw and sends him to the ropes. Standing dropkick connects, and Sparxx is down. Chad springs off the second rope and hits a leg drop. He covers, but only gets two.
Chad starts to pull Sparxx up, and Sparxx drives his shoulder into Chad’s midsection. Sparxx hits an inverted atomic drop, and comes off the ropes with a leg lariat. Sparxx backs Chad into the corner and hits a pair of chops, does a few dance steps, and hits a third one. He sends Chad across the ring and follows him in with a Stinger splash, and then catches him with a fireman’s carry takedown as he stumbles out of the corner. Sparxx hits a Lionsault and covers, but Chad kicks out at two.
Sparxx goes to the ropes and hits a diving lariat as Chad sits up. Sparxx rolls Chad to his feet and tries a suplex. Chad breaks free, lands on the mat behind him, and rolls him up for a one count. Sparxx kicks out, and Chad hits the ropes, coming back with a dropkick to the face as Sparxx sits up. Chad drops three elbows in quick succession and makes another cover, but again only gets two. He drags Sparxx to his feet and sends him to the ropes. He tries a hip toss, but Sparxx reverses. Chad re-reverses. Sparxx re-re-reverses. They hit the ropes and get tangled, and Sparxx takes advantage by burying a knee in Chad’s stomach. He drops to his knees and hits an uppercut, and then pitches Chad out to the floor.
Sparxx takes a moment to play to the crowd, and Jewel hops on the apron for a quick peck on the cheek. He turns and sprints toward Chad and leaps to the top rope. As he does, Chad springs to his feet and does an impressive imitation of Davin’s double jump of awesome. He bounds onto the apron and slings himself to the top rope just in time to intercept Sparxx. He snags him out of the air and drives him to the mat with an STO! Both men are down, and Junior starts to count. He reaches five, and Chad drapes an arm across Sparxx. Junior counts One…Two…Thr-Sparxx kicks out!
Chad sits up and takes a moment to clear his head before getting up and dragging Sparxx to his feet. He tries an Irish whip, but Sparxx reverses. Sparxx with a backdrop, but Chad manages to land on his feet. He turns around - and eats a super kick. Sparxx puts the boots to Chad, stomping him into the mat. Hr drags Chad to his feet and snaps him over with a suplex. Sparxx runs up the ropes into a Moonsault - but Chad rolls out of the way! Chad is up first and throws a kick , but Sparxx catches it and reverses into a dragon screw leg whip. He backs Chad to the ropes and sends him across the ring. He tries for leapfrog, but Chad catches him. Chad tries to turn it into a power bomb, but Sparxx hooks his head and reverses into a DDT! The impact knocks the wind out of Sparxx, and both men are down. Junior start the count, but the bell rings as he reaches three.
WINNER - 15 Minute Time-Limit DRAW.
MATT FOLZ vs. BRYCE LARSONMatt Folz is announced first and makes his way to the ring, the crowd is a little split on their reaction to him. That probably stems from his opponent tonight. Folz makes his way to the ring, ignoring both the boos and the cheers and steps between the ropes and is ready to go. DEVILS member, Bryce Larson, is announced next and he makes his way to the ring amid a chorus of boos. Larson is accompanied to the ring by Ecosystem, but Eco never gets a chance to step into the ring before the referee orders him to the back. Eco smirks, but does not protest. He heads to the back and the referee calls for the bell and we are ready to go!
As soon as the bell rings, Larson charges across the ring and nails Folz from behind with a double axe handle to the back of the head. He kicks Folz and catches him with forearms to the side of the head. Folz tries to cover up and blocks a few of them, but still catches several shots to the face. Larson pulls Folz to his feet and tries to whip him across the ring, but Folz reverses it, then pulls Larson back into a release overhead belly to belly suplex that sends Larson crashing into the corner. Folz, mad as hell now, heads to the corner, but Larson slides under the bottom rope to the outside and falls to his knees grabbing his back and calling time out.
Folz gives him room and Larson climbs on the apron to get back into the ring. Folz moves to grab him, but Larson rakes the eyes, then springs to the top rope and hits a blockbuster neck breaker on Folz. Larson floats over and covers, but Folz rolls his shoulder at two. Larson pulls Folz to his feet and lifts him for a vertical suplex, keeps him up there for a bit, then finally drops him to the mat. Larson kips up and taunts the fans, but what he doesn’t see is that Larson got right to his feet behind him. Larson turns around and Folz nearly takes his head off with a European uppercut, then sends him to the ropes and floors him with a clothesline. Larson pops back to his feet and Folz takes him down again. Larson is up one more time and Folz tries another clothesline, but Larson ducks it and hits Folz with a Pele kick dropping Folz to one knee. Folz holds his head and Larson bounds off the ropes and tries a shining wizard, but Folz ducks it and grabs Larson’s leg and immediately flips him over into an ankle lock! Larson howls in pain but quickly makes it to the bottom rope forcing the break. Folz releases him and Larson immediately slides out to the floor.
Folz leaves the ring and goes after Larson, but Larson takes off running around the ring and slides into the ring and heads to the ropes, as Folz comes in following him, Larson catches him with a drop kick to the knee that sends him to the mat. Larson pulls Folz to his feet and kicks him in the gut and plants him with a DDT! Larson rolls Folz over and covers, but Folz kicks out at two. Larson pulls Folz to his feet and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Folz reverses it and catches Larson on the rebound and takes him down with a drop toe hold, hanging Larson on the middle rope. As Larson is falling he inadvertently – we assume – catches the referee with a poke in the eye. The referee drops to one knee and Folz checks on him, while the referee’s back is turned, Chris Evans scurries from under the ring and BLASTS Larson in the face with a chair shot! Larson goes limp on the ropes, he looks like he is out cold! The referee and Folz never saw a thing, Evans drops the chair and heads up the ramp to the back.
The referee regains his composure and Folz grabs Larson off the middle rope and hits a bridging German suplex, the referee hits the mat and counts one, two, THREE! Folz releases the hold and looks a little surprised as the referee raises his hand in victory.
WINNER in 9:44 – Matt Folz
DEVIL vs. CHRIS EVANS & RAVENNA BLUEA quote appears on the OOTron:
“Hell is empty and all the DEVILS are here” –William Shakespeare
Ecosystem and Tyler Vangarde appear atop the ramp flanked by Lauren Phoenix as the dark strains of “Immortal” by Adema play. The crowd is giving them a strong mixed reaction, mostly because the Japanese fans still somewhat want to cheer Ecosystem even as he hasn’t particularly earned it recently. He smiles as he walks down the aisle though, signing autographs and shaking hands and prompting Vangarde to grudgingly do the same before they enter the ring and await their opponents.
PA: Someday you’ll see…you’re just LIKE ME!Chris Evans and Ravenna Blue enter to Austin-level cheers from the packed audience. Both maintain a stoic look on their faces, focused on the opponents in ring. Ravenna is covered in some sort of florescent paint as from her previous wrestling days, representing icicles. They charge the ring, with Evans electing to start against Vangarde to start.
The two begin with a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Tyler forces Evans to the ground, but Evans monkey flips him off on his back. Evans kips up and then flips, catching Tyler in the head with a kick that sends him back into a neutral corner. Evans goes for a running knee charge, but Tyler charges out of the corner catching Chris Evans with a big clothesline that takes him out of the air. Tyler goes for the chin lock, but Chris Evans actually finds the strength and leverage to fireman’s carry Tyler over into the arm bar. Eco yells “sportsmanship!” which is DEVILS code for “Rake the eyes, motherfucker!” and Tyler obliges. Evans releases the hold, but when he collects himself, he is met with a stiff dropkick to the face by Tyler, bounding him off the ropes where Tyler collects him into a drop toehold.
Tyler floats over into a modified arm-trap/cross face on Evans! Tyler is screaming and howling for Chris Evans to tap as Evans pushes up off the floor. Ravenna begins clapping to rally the crowd, who begin clapping and shouting for Evans, who begins to shift under Tyler to turn his body to face the opposite direction. Evans lunges forward and gets his free arm to the ropes, prompting the referee to begin a five-count. Eco begins yelling at Tyler to break the hold at three, and Vangarde obliges. However, he respects no time between breaks, quickly dropping elbows on the back of Evans’s head. Evans ducks between the ropes, and Tyler stomps his head hard, prompting the referee to tear Tyler off and berate him.
Evans takes the opportunity to schoolboy Tyler up, but Tyler kicks out at two. Grabbing his neck, Evans goes to make the tag to Ravenna, but Tyler catches his leg. Evans spins around and catches Tyler with a spinning kick to the side of his face, sending him back, stunned. Evans makes the tag to Ravenna who is already climbing up to the top rope. Ravenna off the top, BEAUTIFUL cross body to the stunned Vangarde! She goes for the cover, 1, 2, no! Tyler just rolls the shoulder up at two. Ravenna goes around to the front of Vangarde and uses appropriate leverage to follow through with one snap suplex….two snap suplexes…Tyler tries to block the third with a kidney punch, but Ravenna uses ovarian fortitude and knees Tyler hard in the sternum, completing the sequence of three. Upon landing, Ravenna locks Tyler Vangarde in a dragon sleeper in the middle of the ring. Vangarde is in trouble! Lauren nods to Eco, who promptly turns toward the ramp and makes a snapping gesture, after which the lights go out…
…but Ravenna’s paint still illuminates! A masked man runs into the ring with a chair, apparently planning to level Ravenna, but she kicks it back in his face! Ravenna then grabs the mask, attempting to pull it off, but Tyler comes up from behind and gives her an AWKWARD German suplex to pull her off—but she’s still holding the mask, revealing…another mask? The man escapes, running back into the darkness away from Ravenna’s light.
The lights return, and we see that Evans is still holding the masked man back. The shadow warrior grabs a microphone from the ring announcers’ table and SMACKS it against Evans’s head, which is both too loud and too well-lit for the referee to not notice as he calls for the bell.
WINNERS by disqualification in 9:42…Chris Evans and Ravenna Blue!
Ecosystem and Lauren Phoenix yell at Tyler to get out of the ring. Tyler goes to try to give Ravenna a hard kick to the ribs, but Eco pulls him off and berates them as they head to the back with the masked man as Evans slides in to check on Rav.
FIREWOMAN & STANK vs. DRINK & DESTROYDrink and Destroy are announced first and come to the ring through the crowd of roaring fans. Jack and Taylor slide into the ring and wait for Stank and Firewoman while DVD gives them some last minute advice. “Firewoman” plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion and Stank come to the top of the ramp. Stank has a look of pure hate on his face, and he rushes down the ramp making a beeline for Jack. Fire trails behind and tosses her title to Lucky as she climbs into the ring and the fight IS ON!
Stank charges across the ring and he and Jack start throwing punches and tumble between the ropes to the floor. The fall doesn’t seem to faze either of them as they keep throwing rights and lefts at one another as they roll around the floor. Inside the ring, Fire and Taylor slowly circle one another and the referee seems to be content to allow Jack and Stank to fight on the outside the ring while Fire and Taylor are the legals in the ring. Taylor moves in to lock up with Fire and Fire catches him with a chop to the chest that surprises the big man. Fire grabs him and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a drop kick right on the jaw. Fire pounces on him and covers but Taylor kicks out before the referee can even make a one count. Taylor gets to his feet and Fire immediately kicks the crap out of his knee dropping him to one knee, then charges in and sends him to the mat with a knee to the temple. Fire doesn’t even waste time with a cover opting instead to grab Taylor’s leg and work the hamstring with a series of kicks and elbows.
Meanwhile on the outside, Jack and Stank are on their feet, Stank tries a punch to Jack’s jaw, but Jack moves out of the way and grabs Stank’s head and slams it on the guard rail. As Stank staggers backward Jack launches himself at Stank and SPEARS him to the floor. Stank backs against the stairs and ring and Jack runs his boot laces across his face several times, then chokes Stank with both hands. Stank reaches up and rakes Jack’s eyes and gets to his feet, grabs the back of Jack’s head and SLAMS him face first into the ring post! Jack staggers backward and Stank DECAPITATES him with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Stank sees Fire working over Taylor inside the ring and climbs onto the apron. Fire sees him standing there and makes the tag, holding onto Taylor’s leg. Stank comes in and drops a knee across Taylor’s leg.
Taylor howls in pain, but he uses his free leg to kick Stank in the knee before he can do anything else. The big man gets to his feet and staggers into the corner. Stank charges in, but Taylor catches him with an elbow to the jaw, then pulls Stank into the corner and climbs to the second rope and hammers Stank with the TEN PUNCHES O’DOOM! Stank staggers out of the corner and Taylor bounds off the ropes and drives him to the mat with a bulldog! Taylor rolls Stank over and covers, but Fire comes into the ring and pulls Taylor off at one. Taylor gets to his feet and catches Fire by the hair as she is leaving the ring and tries to pull her back in. Fire turns around like a woman possessed and claws at Taylor’s eyes while Stank NAILS him with a low blow at the same time!
Taylor slumps to the mat in pain, but Stank can’t follow up because Jack is back in the ring and is raining shots down on Stank. Jack pulls Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper on the rebound. Fire comes back into the ring and pulls Jack off, sending him to the ropes and hitting a back drop when he rebounds. Fire turns around and Taylor charges across the ring and NAILS her on the jaw with a big boot sending her through the ropes to the floor. Jack crawls to his teams corner and yells at Taylor for the tag. Taylor grabs Stank and pulls him to the corner and tags in Jack. They double whip Stank to the ropes and Stank tries a double clothesline on the rebound, but Jack and Taylor duck it and catch Stank with a double kick to the gut, then DDT him to the mat!
Jack gets to his feet and rolls Stank over but does not go for the pin, he grabs Stank’s legs and plays to the crowd, they roar in approval and Jack drops a knee right into Stank’s groin! Stank rolls around the ring in pain while Jack climbs to the middle rope and leaps, dropping an elbow across Stank’s throat. Jack covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Stank gets to his feet and staggers back to a neutral corner, Jack charges in and catches him with an elbow to the jaw, then grabs him and tries to bulldog him out of the corner, but Stank lifts him in the air and throws him over the top rope to the floor! To his credit, as Jack was sailing out of the ring, he made the tag to Taylor, then SLAMMED into the floor. Stank turns and makes the tag to Fire, who charges in and ducks a clothesline from Taylor, then scales the ropes in the corner and catches Taylor with a hurracarana!
Stank leaves the ring and he and Jack slug it out on the outside once again, both men drawing blood and hitting one another with anything that is not nailed down. Fire and Taylor brawl inside the ring, Stank and Jack make their way back into the ring. Stank grabs Jack and repeatedly slams him between the eyes with head butts until Jack goes limp. Stank scoops him up and slams him in the corner then climbs the ropes for a Vader splash. Taylor cuts off a charging Fire with a knee to the gut, then sends her to the ropes and POWERSLAMS her to the mat! Fire grabs her ribs in pain, Taylor pulls Fire up and scoops her up, kicks Jack out of the way and slams her on the mat just as Stank comes down off the corner! All of Stank’s weight slams down on Fire driving the air out of her! Stank gets to one knee and looks on horror, Taylor bounds off the ropes and catches Stank with a boot to the back of the head sending him out of the ring. He falls on Fire and hooks her leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 15:55 – Drink & Destroy
Jack and Taylor slip out of the ring and celebrate with the fans. Stank climbs back into the ring and helps Fire to her feet. Fire gets her wits about her and shoves Stank. Stank and Fire go nose to nose arguing and look like they may be about to come to blows. Stank shakes his head and leaves the ring leaving an angry Fire clutching her ribs.
LD WILLIAMS vs. STAN FULTON – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match Stan Fulton is announced and comes to the ring alone, except for his trusty axe handle. Fulton ignores the boos of the crowd and climbs into the ring, and stands defiantly in the middle of the ring waiting for his opponent. Finally the OOWF Onslaught champion LD Williams is announced and he makes his way to the ring, glaring at Fulton. LD stands in the corner and does not come out for the rules or handshake. The referee repeatedly asks him, but LD stands there staring at Fulton. Finally the referee calls for the bell starting the match.
The echo of the bell has barely stopped when LD takes the Onslaught Championship, charges across the ring and BLASTS Fulton right in the face! Fulton falls to one knee, blood dripping from a cut on his face, laughing. The referee immediately calls for the bell, grabs the title and hands it to Fulton!
WINNER in :13 by intentional disqualification, and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Stan Fulton
Fulton gets to his feet, tosses the title aside, and he and LD throw down, trading thunderous punches to the side of one another’s heads. The larger Fulton gets the advantage and shoves LD to the corner and charges in and hits an AVALANCHE! LD staggers out of the corner and falls to the mat, Fulton bounds off the ropes hoping for a big splash but LD rolls out of the ring, and Fulton pulls up before he leaves his feet. Fulton leaves the ring and goes after LD, pulling him up by his hair. LD turns around and NAILS Fulton on the jaw with a straight right that rocks the big man. LD grabs a chair and SLAMS it across Fulton’s back. Fulton staggers away and LD keeps after him hitting him again and again. LD raises his chair for another shot, but Fulton grabs his axe handle and JAMS it in LD’s stomach doubling him over. Fulton brings the bat down on the back of LD’s head, dropping him to the floor. Fulton reaches into his boot and pulls out a small chain and wraps it around his fist, grabs LD in a side head lock and HAMMERS him with punches to the head until LD is a bloody mess.
LD staggers away grabbing his head, Fulton grabs his axe handle and catches up with LD and puts it across his throat and chokes him with it, LD is gasping for breath, but frees himself by falling forward, sending Fulton’s head right into the ring steps. Fulton is bleeding badly now and LD struggles to his feet and grabs the chair and SLAMS it down on Fulton’s knee. Williams puts the chair around Fulton’s knee and is about to leap off the apron and Pilmanize Fulton’s ankle when OOWF officials FINALLY flood ringside and keep him from jumping. In the melee Fulton gets to his feet and he and LD go at it again. Officials separate them again, and once again they break free and tear into one another. DEVILS make their way to ringside and LD backs off and escapes before they can circle the ring and trap him. Fulton makes his way to the middle of the ring and wipes the blood from his face and holds up the Onslaught Championship. LD stops at the top of the ramp and glares at Fulton in the ring. He takes a few steps toward the ring, but security comes out and escorts him to the back.
NOTHING HAPPENED vs. VALOR – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchValor march onto the stage to a loud ovation. Tytan and Wrath, accompanied by Athena, pause to acknowledge the crowd before continuing to the ring. Valor steps between the ropes and warms up, as the crowd tests the structural integrity of the building, attempting to blow the roof off as the OOWF World Tag Team Champions enter the arena. Davin, Moreland, and Alexis Darling, accompanied by Samantha Darling-Moreland, make their way to the ring. The champions hold the belts high and play to the crowd before handing them to referee Angelo Barros and facing off with the challengers. Barros gives both teams their instruction, sends Davin, Moreland, and Tytan to their corners, and calls for the bell.
Wrath and Alexis circle, and Alexis ducks a lock up, nailing him with a kick to the knee. Wrath turns and grabs for her, but she dodges and gets in another kick to the knee. Third time’s the charm, as Wrath makes contact and sends her to the ropes. Alexis ducks a clothesline and comes back with a dropkick to the knee, dropping the big man. Alexis sprints to the ropes and springs off the middle one into a leg drop. She covers, but Wrath powers out before one. Alexis rolls to her feet and hits a Spin kick to the head as Wrath gets up. She stomps on him, and then goes after the leg, weakening it with stomps and kicks. She tries to tie him in the Darling Clutch, but Wrath kicks her off. Alexis does a back somersault and pegs Wrath with a dropkick as he sits up. She rebounds off the ropes and tries a double stomp, but Wrath rolls out of the way. Alexis regains her balance and goes to the ropes again, but Wrath is up and snags her out of the air with a power slam. He covers, but Alexis kicks out at two. Wrath pulls her to her feet and slings her into the corner to make the tag.
Valor send Alexis to the ropes and plant her with a flapjack. Tytan covers, but she kicks out at two. Tytan scoops and slams her, and then hits a knee drop. He pulls her up by the arm and twists it into a hammerlock, lifting her off the mat for a flying hammerlock slam. Tytan pulls her up in a front face lock and snaps her over with a suplex. He rolls them to their feet and tries a second one, but Alexis lands on her feet behind him. Tytan turns and she kicks him in the stomach. Alexis rebounds off the ropes and hits a neck breaker. She dives for her corner, but Tytan catches her foot and drags her back into an ankle lock. Alexis struggles, and manages to roll over and kick Tytan in the face. He lets go and staggers back, and Alexis rolls to her feet. Tytan lunges with a clothesline, but Alexis ducks. She swings around and leaps, driving a kick into the back of Tytan’s skull. She dives past him and makes the tag to Davin.
Davin pastes Tytan with a forearm as he gets up, and then rebounds off the opposite ropes and slams a kick into his skull. He pulls Tytan to his feet and drives him back against the ropes with chops. Davin sends Tytan across the ring and hits a big back body drop, and Moreland comes off the ropes with a big splash. He hooks the leg, but Tytan kicks out at two. Davin pulls Tytan to his feet and rocks him with European uppercuts and sends him to the ropes. Wrath makes a blind tag, and when Moreland lifts Tytan for a spine buster, Wrath nails him with a spear, and all three topple to the mat. Wrath mounts Davin and hammers him with forearms. He sends Davin to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. He pulls Davin up and tries a suplex, but Moreland blocks and reverses. Davin scoops Wrath up for a body slam, but Wrath reverses it into an arm bar, driving Davin into the mat. He rolls Moreland over and applies a cross arm breaker. Wrath wrenches on the arm, and Barros goes through the motions of asking, but there’s no way Davin is submitting. Wrath releases the hold and goes to work on Moreland’s shoulder with kicks and knees. He hauls Davin to his feet, drags him to the Valor corner, and makes the tag.
Wrath wrings Davin’s arm, and Tytan comes off the second rope with an elbow to his shoulder. Tytan picks Davin up and hits a shoulder breaker, and then hammerlocks the arm and drops him on the shoulder with a belly-to-back suplex. He tags in Wrath, and then sits Davin up and applies a surfboard. Wrath hits the ropes and nails Moreland with a big boot to the face. Wrath covers, but Alexis stomps on him to break it up at two. Tytan is back in, but Alexis buries a kick in his stomach and springs off the second rope into a bulldog. She rolls to her feet, and Barros sends her out of the ring.
Wrath starts to drag Davin up, but Moreland springs to his feet - REALLY GOOD DIA-NO! Wrath shoves him off! Moreland turns around into a brutal forearm. Wrath doubles Davin over with a kick and drives an elbow into the back of his head. He stands Moreland up and plants him with a urinage. He covers, but Davin rolls a shoulder just in time. Alexis starts into the ring to help her partner, but Barros cuts her off. Wrath drags Davin to his feet and hauls him to the Valor corner, but Dr. Infieri and Bryce Larson come out of the crowd. They each grab one of Tytan’s legs and yank him off the apron, slamming his face into the apron on the way down. Wrath drops Davin and lunges at them, and Tyler Vangarde hops onto the apron and smashes him in the face with what looks like a roll of quarters. Wrath stumbles back and turns around - right into a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin rolls to the corner and makes the tag to Alexis, who springs to the top rope and nails a shooting star press. She hooks the leg and Barros makes the three count.
WINNERS, and still OOWF World Tag Team Champions, in 19:36, Nothing Happened.
After the match: Davin, Moreland, and Alexis see the beat down continuing on Tytan on the floor. They head to the outside, and the DEVILS beat a hasty retreat.
DEAD vs. POE – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchA quote appears on the OOTron:
The more a man can achieve, the more he may be certain that the devil will inhabit a part of his creation.”-Norman Mailer
The Dead comes out to the dark strains of “Immortal” by Adema, raising his Intercontinental Title belt overhead to boos. He is uncharacteristically alone, even as the bright letters of DEVILS flash on the screen overhead. He waits in the ring for his opponent, but isn’t waiting terribly long as Poe charges down to the ring before the first red V can even flash. Dead tries to catch Poe with a baseball slide dropkick, but Poe catches the legs and yanks The Dead out to the floor, putting the boots to him. Poe rolls Dead back into the ring, and this match is on!
Dead stumbling up, Poe and The Dead lock up quick to start, but Poe uses his big hands to push Dead into the corner, nailing him with hard knees to the gut. Poe pushes Dead’s face back and drops an open-handed chop right across the chest. He pushes his face back one more time, but this time Dead uses rope leverage to pull both his legs up and connect with a hard double kick to the sternum of Poe. This sends Poe back grasping for breath. Dead hops to the second rope and comes off with a clothesline attempt, but Poe catches him with the goozle! Dead jumps up on the arm and yanks Poe down into a triangle choke, however! Poe pushes Dead forward into a pin attempt, but Dead grabs the bottom rope both to break the pin and to use leverage, but the referee makes him break both at four.
Dead unloads with a couple chops to the throat of Poe, then catching him with a side kick to the gut. He bounds off the close ropes, possibly for a bulldog attempt but Poe pushes him forward on his ass. Before The Dead can rise (ZING!), Poe catches him with a hard shin to the upper back. Poe pulls Dead up quickly and slams him down with the fastest big-ass power bomb ever! Poe goes for the cover, but Dead barely gets the shoulder up at two. Poe goes to lift Dead into a gorilla press, but Dead drops down the back and locks Poe into a headlock around the back. Poe promptly falls backward, crushing Dead between his back and the mat! Poe hooks the leg and turns this into the cover, but Dead kicks out at two again.
As Poe rises, Dead makes the international sign of “Fuck this noise,” and bails out of the ring as Poe gives chase. Displacing the ring announcer, Dead goes for the closest available folding chair and tries to CTC it right into Poe’s face, but Poe HIEROGLPYHS him right back! Poe, having caught a little of the side shot to the head, angrily picks up the chair and, without thinking, smashes it down on Dead in anger! The referee has no choice!
WINNER in 7:11 by disqualification and STILL Intercontinental Champion…The Dead!
Poe, furious, begins smashing away at Dead, until someone in the audience hops the barricade—it’s Tyler Vangarde! Tyler Vangarde has been taking a front row seat! Vangarde kicks the chair up into the face of Poe, causing him to stumble back. From all through the audience, more of DEVILS begin to run in—Ecosystem, Dr. Infieri, and Stan Fulton—attacking like feral dogs with Lauren Phoenix directing traffic. Poe valiantly fights his way up, taking Infieri and Eco off their feet, but is met with a giant Eclipse splash from Fulton taking him back down.
Now Stank and LD Williams are running down the ramp, with Firewoman following behind with title brandished as weapon., visibly annoyed at having to save Poe’s ass. They attempt to get the jump on the four DEVILS—but they are jumped on their way down the ramp! A bruised and battered Stan Fulton knocks down LD Williams from behind with the Onslaught Title, Stank is met with a plancha out of the audience by Bryce Larson, and the masked man from earlier runs around from under the ring and greets the World Champion with a spear. As Vangarde locks in the Manifesto on a weakened Poe, the rest of DEVILS pour around the ring and begin assaulting the Five members in attendance, each receiving 2-on-1 attention. Firewoman fights up first and begins laying into Ecosystem, but a Close The Casket super kick from Dead solves the problem quickly. Stank charges through the hordes with Infieri hanging off his back, but a backfist from the masked man followed by a Fulton splash puts Stank on dream street. LD Williams manages to level The Dead with a clothesline, but falls straight down into a one-knee code breaker from Ecosystem, followed by a backstabber from Infieri!
JR: Dammit! With Moosehead Jack in the hospital, the numbers game is too much!The DEVILS assembled roll the Four into the ring, with Infieri scurrying to handcuff them as Vangarde pulls out the spray paint and Ecosystem takes a microphone.
Eco: So let’s show the audience what’s behind Door Number 7, shall we?As Tyler Vangarde begins spray-painting “DEVILS” on the backs of the Five, with the rest continuing their assault, the masked man takes the microphone and begins to take off his mask…revealing a far more familiar mask, that of Mr. E!
Mr. E: (acknowledging the crowd’s boos) Yes, yes, the match earlier was a bit of a ruse. However…that’s not the whole story anymore.Mr. E then takes off his own mask to reveal…
Razz: What the hell? That’s Eric O’Mac!
JR: ERIC O’MAC! ERIC O’MAC IS BACK IN THE OOWF!Eric O’Mac walks over to Ecosystem and gives him a firm handshake to boos, returning the mic for hype man work.
Eco: You see, Eric O’Mac understands the need this sick company has for change. Eric O’Mac understands what it’s like to try to run a madhouse that doesn’t even know what honor looks like anymore. Eric O’Mac is back to dominate and take his rightful vengeance, and he is ready…to dance with the Devil.At this, Eric O’Mac does a mocking little Shane O’Mac Shuffle as Eco takes out the voodoo doll from before and walks over to a handcuffed Fire.
Eco: Such a pretty little present you gave me, Fire. (He drops it on her back.) Honestly, looks just like me when I forget to shave in the morning. But I think I’d like to borrow a better fashion accessory.Ecosystem picks up Firewoman’s World Title Belt and puts it on his own shoulders, as Stan Fulton puts the Onslaught Title on his own and The Dead puts the Intercontinental Title back on his opposite.
Eco: Picturesque, isn’t it? (noticing the handcuffed members of the Five forcing their way up) Boys, why don’t you go on and finish the job—--Suddenly, Tytan and Wrath come running down the ramp, followed closely by Ravenna Blue and Chris Evans! It’s Valor! Valor is down to make the save! Bryce Larson immediately goes after Evans, but is met with a Wrath choke slam! Ravenna begins pounding away on Eric O’Mac, but The Dead kicks her off before he and Wrath start laying into each other! Tytan Lou Thesz presses Eco off the top and pounds away, dropping Vangarde with a headbutt as he nears! Ravenna then goes to work freeing the handcuffs of the Five—Eco buys cheap pairs—but then Poe pushes Ravenna off and takes a swing at her!
This prompts LD to start yelling at Poe, with argumentation and pushing then being prompted among the members of Valor and the Five in the ring as DEVILS hightails it to the top of the ramp. Before they run off, Tytan grabs the World Title away from Ecosystem, standing in the ring with it. He stares down at it for a moment as Fire comes to take it from him. Fire and Tytan stare each other down, and as Fire goes to take the belt, Tytan unconsciously holds it back for a second, prompting Fire to react angrily before he lets it go. Security begins to pour in about seven minutes too late to prevent another explosion in the ring as the DEVILS stare back at Valor and The Five, holding their own titles aloft as we fade…
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