OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From the Aokigahara Forrest, Japan
VALOR vs. DEVILSValor is announced first with Tytan leading the charge. Fireworks shoot off and uptempo battle sounds are heard as Tytan storms forward, followed closely by Ravenna Blue, Chris Evans, Wrath and Athena. They make the time to slap hands, but then move to a posing position in the ring, showing the full force of Valor. Ravenna looks somewhat distracted, stealing glances toward the ramp.
PA: I Know Who You Are, The Leader of Lost Souls....
The sharp glow of red letters appear on the screen "E-DEVILS." Ecosystem comes out first, Eric O'Mac, Bryce Larson and Lauren Phoenix following closely. Tyler Vangarde keeps his distance from the E-DEVILS, coaxed along by Eco who he shoots an angry glare at. They climb up to the ring, Lauren acting especially kind and deferent to Tyler and holding the ropes open for him.
The two groups look at each other, considering who should start off--and then Bryce Larson and Chris Evans jump at each other and start beating the shit out of each other. The other six members seem profoundly unsurprised, and then move to their corner. Chris manages to move himself into the top position, raining down punches on his former partner when Larson pulls in and gives Evans a tight kick to the ribs, knocking him off. Larson grabs Evans behind the back and pulls him down with an amateur wrestling takedown, suddenly driving hard elbows into the back of Evans's neck. Evans grabs the elbow as it comes down a fifth time and pulls himself over the arm, locking Larson into a crossface! Bryce Larson quickly rolls around and puts Evans on his back, swinging a forearm down into his throat. He then throws Chris Evans outside through the ropes, following closely with a tackle/suicide dive attempt through but is caught by a half-backfist from Evans, bringing them both to the ground.
Bryce Larson and Chris Evans brawl outside the ring, right into the audience! The other six participants begin to give chase, but the fans begin to get wildly rowdy and begin grabbing at the wrestlers themselves. OOWF security quickly moves to create separation, which blocks Larson and Evans returning to the ring--not that they seem to have any intention to. Regardless, the referee calls for both teams to send in a new member rather than call a double count out. Wrath jumps in the ring promptly and pulls Tyler Vangarde after him. The two rivals begin trading shots, Vangarde getting the better of the earlier exchange by spinning around and catching Wrath with a kick to the sternum., causing him to fall backward into a neutral corner. Vangarde gets a run going and lands a CM Punk-style knee to the face of Wrath, pulling the big man out of the corner into the bulldog. Vangarde backs up for a running splash attempt--but Eric O'Mac tags himself in. Tyler and Eric quickly begin arguing loudly, when Wrath, not having seen the tag, goes and rolls Vangarde up. Eric O'Mac takes the opportunity to jump up and double stomp the exposed shoulder of Wrath! Wrath comes off clutching his shoulder and Eric hurries Vangarde out of the ring as he locks in the Mark Henry Memorial Armbar on Wrath!
Wrath is trapped in the middle of the ring by Eric, but manages to negotiate his way upward and thrust the arm forward--goozle! Wrath lifts Eric O'Mac up and hits a modified version of his Wrath of God choke slam! Wrath goes for the cover on Eric O'Mac, but the McMahon scion manages to get his shoulder up at two. Wrath pulls him up for another, but Eric swings his leg up to the pained arm of Wrath. He grabs and twists into a wristlock, backing up into the DEVIL corner and taking a blind tag from Eco, who drops a double axe handle on Wrath's shoulder. Just as Eco begins to wrench his own hammerlock on Wrath, the fans get restless and begin calling for Tytan. Eco thinks for a second and he obliges, pushing Wrath forward and telling him to tag in Tytan. Wrath looks to Tytan, who nods, and give him the tag.
Eco and Tytan circle as the fans call for the lockup, and the two oblige. Tytan presses Eco downward, but Eco pops up and wraps his legs around for a bodyscissors. Tytan attempts to push Eco off by his head, but Eco grabs the shoulder and wraps around into a headlock. Tytan attempts to fall backwards, but Eco jumps off awkwardly, Tytan catching himself with an arm to avoid the impact. Eco sweeps out Tytan's arm with his leg, but Tytan switches arms, quickly pulling out Eco's leg with the arm kicked out. Eco seems to sense the weight shift before it occurs, however, and does a perfect back flip to avoid Tytan's grasp. Tytan doesn't wait for the picture-perfect landing however, catching Eco with a spear so unavoidable Eco can only half-reverse into a DDT! Both men are down...Tytan staggers up a bit woozy at the three, and Ravenna tags herself in. She hops up off the ropes, catching Eco with a big two-legged springboard dropkick to the face! She goes for the cover--1,2, Eco kicks out.
Ravenna then pulls Eco up for a snap suplex attempt, but the wily Hall of Famer twists in mid-air, bringing Ravenna down into a reverse fallaway DDT. Eco rolls Ravenna over from the fallaway into a Dragon Sleeper, putting his weight on the small of the back. After an agonizing 25 seconds of flailing, she makes it to the ropes, only to have Eco pull her off into an Endgame setup....but someone is running down to the ring! It's Firewoman! The World Champion is down at the ring, causing Eco to hesitate on his Endgame and stare Fire down. Fire hops up on the apron as Eco shouts angry, near-biblical insults at her. However, Ravenna takes the opportunity to use her strength to pull Eco upward and over into a PILEDRIVER! The perfect Endgame Reversal! Pulling up his twitching carcass, Ravenna grabs Eco around the neck...Diamond Dust! She goes for the cover: 1...2...3! Eco just missed getting the shoulder up in time!
WINNERS in 21:12...Valor!
Eco sits up, looking stunned. Tyler, on instinct, runs into the ring on Eco's behalf, but Eric follows shortly behind and the two go nose-to-nose. Eco breaks between the two and separates them. Valor rolls outside the ring and poses for the fans' cheers, smiling at the dissension they see in front of them. Meanwhile, Firewoman steps up to the apron just long enough to hold her belt aloft in clear view of Eco, sending him into a seething rage for a moment, before moving back to Eric and Tyler. Firewoman smirks as she exits to the back to loud cheers.
NOTHING HAPPENED vs. 3 OLD GUYS – Non-Title Match“Right Now” blares over the speakers and Johnny Adrenaline, Attitude Adjuster and FF Capslock come to the top of the ramp, all in matching outfits, blue pants, white boots and a white stripe down each leg. AA and Capslock are rocking the Jim Neidhart look with the singlet holding in perhaps a few too many servings of Krispy Kreme. They make their way to the ring and get a mixed reaction from the crowd. Few can forget the antics of The Chickenshit Heels, you would suspect that one of those hard pressed to forget would be FF Capslock. Nevertheless they head to the ring and huddle in the corner and discuss strategy. Their music hits, and the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Davin Moreland and Alexis Darling, come out to the top of the ramp. The crowd cheers them loudly, which has to be kind of strange to Davin. The champs head to the ring and step between the ropes and Attitude Adjuster immediately walks over to Alexis and looks her up and down. Lexie lunges at AA, but Davin stops her and reassures her, claiming that he, does in fact have this. The bell rings as he is reassuring Lexie, and as it does, Davin spin and NAILS AA with a discus punch to the temple sending AA to the mat, stunned.
Davin pulls AA to his feet and whips him into a neutral corner and charges in and catches him with a clothesline that drops AA to the mat. Johnny and Capslock charge into the ring and Davin sends them both to the mat with punches to the head. Davin turns back to AA and chokes him with his boot, then pulls him up and sends him to the ropes and elevates AA on the rebound with a big back body drop. Davin is pumped up and the crowd roars their approval. Moreland pulls AA to his feet, but AA pokes him in the eyes and grabs Davin and pulls him to the Old Guys corner. He tags in Johnny and holds Davin wide open, and Johnny nails him in the ribs with a kick. Davin falls to his knees and Johnny bounds off the ropes and bends him backward with a clothesline. He covers Davin but Davin kicks out at two. Johnny pull Moreland do his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Davin catches him with a kick to the face that stands him up, then LEVELS him with a clothesline. Davin turns and tags in Alexis and powders out.
Lexie comes in and waits for Johnny to get to his feet. Adrenaline stands up, sees Lexie and immediately puts his fists up for a fight. Johnny breaks out some Rocky shuffle moves and takes a few jabs at Lexie, who just stands there clearly not amused. Finally Johnny gets a little too close and Lexie POPS him on the nose with a straight left. Adrenaline falls to the mat, grabbing his now bloody nose in pain. He rolls to his corner and stands up, and yells THE BITCH HIT ME! Well, the bitch has had enough and she charges in and catches Adrenaline with a Pope flying double knee to the back. Adrenaline slams into the corner and knocks heads with AA. AA falls to the floor, and Johnny slumps to the mat. Capslock reaches out and tags himself in. The big man steps between the ropes and Lexie eyes him carefully.
Capslock moves in to lock up, but Lexie moves out of the way and catches Capslock with kicks to the back of the knees sending him to the mat. Lexie lines up her kick and catches Capslock with a thunderous kick to the back of the head sending him face first to the mat. Lexie tags in Davin, Davin comes in and plants a stomp to the back of Capslock’s head, then waits behind him. Johnny and AA slowly climb back onto the apron, and Davin sends them flying with shots to the head. Capslock is on one knee now, and Davin tags Lexie back in and she heads to the top rope. As Capslock stands Davin bounds off the ropes and KILLS him with a running REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Capslock hits the mat and flops over and Lexie NAILS him with a PERFECT SSP! Lexie covers and hooks the leg and the crowd counts along, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 7:14 – Nothing Happened
<The announcers throw it to the back, where OOWF-TV cameras have discovered Bryce Larson & Chris Evans, still fighting.
Evans has Larson pinned against a dumpster, but Larson low blows him to regain the advantage. Larson throws Evans head first into the dumpster. Larson retrieves a 2x4 from the dumpster, taking a few wild swings at Evans’ head that miss. Evans regains his footing, and gives chase as Larson bolts, turning over a few trash cans into Evans’ path.>
STANK vs. OUTBACK JACK – No Rules Street FightOutback Jack is announced first and comes through the crowd as usual. Partway down the stairs from the upper deck, Stank attacks him from behind. Stank gets the advantage of an exchange, and kicks OBJ down the stairs Referee Mel Creech sees them brawling and decides, since it’s a street fight, he might as well call for the bell. Stank pounces on Jack on the floor, unloading with lefts and rights. OBJ throws him off and gets to his feet. He ducks a haymaker and doubles Stank over with a punch to the gut, following with an elbow to the back of the head. A fan hands OBJ a beer bottle, and he looks at it, and then at Stank. He looks back at the bottle and, with a shrug, slams it into Stank’s skull. Stank staggers back and sits down heavily, blood dripping from his forehead. OBJ gets a running start and kicks Stank in the head. He starts to drag Stank to his feet, but Stank shrugs him off and punches him in the face. He follows up with several more shots, and then tries to grab a bottle from a fan. The fan refuses, and a heated argument ensues. Stank finally shoves the fan backward and grabs the bottle. He turns around - and is eye to eye with Back of Beyond Jack, who grabs him by the throat. Stank rears back and smashes him in the face with the bottle, but Jack sells it like Davin, barely registering the impact. Stank stares at him for a moment in disbelief, and then drives a kick into Jack’s crotch. Jack doubles over, and Stank tries to lift him for a power bomb. Jack sandbags it. Stank hammers him in the back with forearms and tries again. This time he gets him up, but Jack grabs his head and locks him in a choke. Stank staggers through the crowd toward the ring.
Stank reaches the ringside railing and slams Jack into it until he releases the hold. He drops Jack on his head at ringside and climbs over the railing after him. He drags Jack to his feet and runs him head-first into the ring post, increasing the blood flowing from his forehead. Stank hits a series of body shots and sends him toward the railing. Jack reverses, and sends Stank hard into the steel Jack gets up a head of steam and slams a kick into Stank’s head, bouncing it off the railing. He hauls Stank to his feet and takes him over with a suplex. After a few stomps, Jack roots under the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up and rolls the groggy Stank onto it, delivering a few more punches for good measure. Jack climbs onto the apron and gets a running start, diving off and driving Stank through the table with an elbow drop.
Jack is the first to move, as he gets slowly up and drags out another table. He slides it into the ring and shoves Stank in after it. Jack braces the table in the corner and whips Stank toward it. Stank reverses and pulls Jack in, driving him through the table with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Stank goes to the opposite corner and removes the padding from the top turnbuckle. He digs Jack out of the wreckage and slings him into the corner. It takes Stank a moment to clear his head before he can follow up, and the delay allows Jack to move out of the way of his charge. Stank grabs the top rope to stop himself, but Jack grabs his head and slams it into the exposed turnbuckle. Jack repeats the move several times, until Stank stops him with an elbow to the solar plexus. With one sudden move, Stank hauls Jack onto his shoulders and hits a Stank-U over the ropes to the floor!
Stank drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. He searches under the ring and comes up with a chair. Pedestrian, but effective. Stank positions the chair on the floor and drags Jack to his feet. What he doesn’t see is that Jack has one hand under the apron, and that hand comes out clutching what appears to be Spin Hansen’s crowbar. Jack slams the crowbar into Stank’s already heavily bleeding skull, and then does it again for good measure. Jack rolls Stank over and sits on his back, pulling him into a camel clutch, but using the crowbar to pull his head back. Stank is visibly starting to fade, but he manages to get his feet under him and take away much of Jack’s leverage. Stank hauls Jack onto his back and batters him against the ring post until he releases the hold. Jack falls to the ground, and Stank collapses as well, holding his throat.
Stank is the first one to move, but barely. He uses the apron to drag himself to his feet. He pivots and kicks Jack hard in the face when he sits up. Stank hauls Jack to his feet and stuffs him into the ring, and then climbs onto the apron and starts up the turnbuckles. He leaps off with a Stankonia 2.0, but Jack rolls away to save his life and Stank hits the mat hard. Jack pulls himself to his feet and stomps a mudhole in Stank. Jack leaves the ring and grabs the chair that Stank didn’t get to use. He lays it over Stank’s prone frame and walks the mudhole dry. Jack drags Stank to his feet and scoops him up, but Stank’s size and Jack’s loss of blood mean it takes a minute for him to regain his balance. Stank takes advantage and shifts his weight, falling behind Jack and, incredibly, reversing into a tombstone position. Without hesitation, Stank plants his former partner with the piledriver.
Stank gets slowly to his feet and looks down at Jack. He says something we can’t hear and hits the ropes. He rebounds off the opposite side of the ring and KILLS Jack with the Stankonia 2.0! Stank isn’t finished and drags Jack to his feet. JAEGERBOMB! Stank hooks the legs, and Mel counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER, in 14:47, STANK.
After the match: Stank rolls to the ropes and uses them to pull himself up. He leans on the ropes, head hanging, obviously the worse for wear after this one. He doesn’t see Outback Jack get slowly to his feet - nothing but the whites of his eyes showing. Not sure which personality this it, but it’s
pissed. OBJ grabs the chair lying on the apron and approaches. Stank senses him coming and turns around - just in time to be brained. Jack continues the assault until Stank manages to pry the chair away from him and use it himself. Chair shots don’t seem to have a lot of impact on this version of Jack, and they brawl out of the ring and up the aisle, taking out numerous referees and officials, and even a couple of policemen, before they disappear through the curtain.
<OOWF-TVcameras once again catch-up with Chris Evans & Bryce Larson where they’ve entered an abandoned lockerroom. Larson is looking for Evans, who appears to be hiding.
BL: Evans! Where the hell are you! I’ll find you you piece of shi--
Before he can finish, a locker door swings open and nails Larson in the face. Larson is down, and Evans turns over a basket of dirty, stinky laundry on Larson. Cameras follow Evans as he apparently exits the lockerroom...>
STAN FULTON vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. CHAD MADISON vs. J-P SPARXX – OOWF Onslaught Championship Fatal Four WayThe introductions are all done and the four men stand in the corners of the ring. Stan Fulton has the OOWF Onslaught championship draped over his shoulder and is glaring at LD Williams. Williams returns an icy stare as the referee takes the Onslaught Championship and moves to the center of the ring and holds it into the air. All four men will be allowed in the ring at the same time, but Onslaught rules still apply, so we have a second referee at ringside to keep an eye on the action. The referee hands off the title and calls for the bell, and we are ready to go!
Fulton and LD meet in the middle of the ring and start trading haymakers. Sparxx grabs Madison and slams him in the face with a head butt, then throws him between the ropes to the floor. Fulton looks behind him and notices that Sparxx is slowly closing in on him from behind. The big man backs to a corner and gets in a defensive position assuming that LD and Sparxx will double team him, but it is not to be. Sparxx blind sides LD and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a hurracarana. He kips to his feet as Fulton comes out of the corner and tries a clothesline. Sparxx ducks and Fulton hits the ropes and Sparxx catches him with a leg lariat on the rebound. Sparxx covers, but Chad Madison is back into the ring and he drops an elbow across the back of J-P’s head and pulls him to his feet, lights him up with a couple chops, then hits a bridging belly to back suplex. LD is back in and he kicks Madison in the gut breaking the pin at two.
LD pulls Sparxx off the mat and throws him out of the ring and follows. On the outside LD pulls Sparxx to his feet and scoops him up and slams him on the floor, then climbs to the apron and tries a running elbow drop, but Sparxx moves out of the way and LD crashes and burns. Sparxx pulls LD up and throws him into the ring steps shoulder first, then follows him in with a knee to the same shoulder. Inside the ring, Madison grabs Fulton’s arm and wrings it, then runs to the corner, scales the ropes and leaps off, taking the much larger Fulton over with an arm drag. Fulton gets to his feet and Madison catches him with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him right back to the mat. Madison covers, but Fulton kicks out with authority at two.
Madison heads to the corner and waits for Fulton to get to his feet, but before he can do anything, Sparxx slips into the ring and crotches Madison on the top rope. Sparxx climbs up, hooks Madison and takes him to the mat with a superplex. As they hit the mat, Fulton bounds off the ropes and CRUSHES Chad with a splash. He covers, but Sparxx breaks it up with a kick to the face at two. Fulton gets to his feet and Madison rolls out of the ring grabbing his ribs in pain and falls to the floor. Sparxx charges at Fulton, but Fulton catches him with a belly to belly suplex DRIVING him to the mat. Fulton covers, but LD Williams is back into the ring and he pulls Fulton off of Sparxx, then pulls Sparxx to his feet and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor. LD and Fulton come nose to nose in the middle of the ring once again.
The two start hammering one another with punches, the referee tries to get between them, but they are throwing down too furiously. The referee has no choice and issues a warning to both of them
LD Williams and Stan Fulton both received their first warning. You think that slows them down? Nope. They keep hammering one another with closed fists, and after a few minutes the referee warns them again
LD Williams and Stan Fulton both received their second warning. They both continue to hammer at one another, the referee is pretty much powerless to stop either one of them. Chad Madison and J-P Sparxx are both on the apron on opposite sides of the ring watching them try to kill one another. The referee issues the third and final warning
LD Williams and Stan Fulton receive their third and final warnings. One more and they are disqualified, but that doesn’t stop either of them. Finally Chad Madison runs into the ring and grabs LD as he is about to throw another punch. They look at one another for a second, then throw a double dropkick at Fulton, who flails back against the ropes knocking Sparxx off the apron and rib first into the guard rail. LD and Madison kick Fulton in the gut as he staggers back, hook him and hit a DOUBLE SUPLEX! Madison goes for the cover, but LD pulls him off of Fulton and covers Fulton himself. Madison pulls LD off of Fulton and covers him again for a two count. LD pulls Madison off of Fulton, and now THEY go nose to nose.
The announcer announces that we have one minute to go and LD and Chad turn back to Fulton, who is now on his feet. He charges and takes them both down with a double clothesline, then drops an elbow across Madison’s chest and covers him, but Chad kicks out at two. Fulton gets to his feet, but Sparxx is on the apron. He springs to the top rope and hits Fulton on the jaw with a missile dropkick. He covers, but Fulton kicks out at two. Williams gets up and grabs Sparxx from behind and hits a bridging German suplex for a two count, but Sparxx kicks out. Fulton and Madison are on their feet and all four men are fighting in the ring. The announcer announces thirty seconds, then fifteen, then ten and finally, the bell rings. Fulton and LD REALLY tear into one another now and they fall between the ropes to the floor. Inside the ring Sparxx and Madison go nose to nose. Security comes out and separates all four men. Fulton slings the title over his shoulder and raises his arms in victory and heads to the back, pointing at Williams the whole time.
WINNER – 15 Minute Draw
*Smash cut* to the back, where Bryce Larson apparently caught up to Chris Evans in the arena loading zone and has the upperhand. Larson has a lamp (!) and is swinging at Evans wildly, barely missing on several occasions. Evans is able to get in a kick to Larson’s gut, and nails him with a DDT on the concrete!
CE: I told you what I was capable of, Bryce!
Evans climbs up to a higher level of the loading dock and nails a Shooting Star Press on Bryce on the concrete! OOWF officials tend to both men, but as they’re helped to their feet they push the officials away and go after each other again. GM The Rick shows up and orders the cameras off, so we cut back to ringside.
THE DEAD vs. POE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat MatchMatt Folz is announced first and makes his way to the ring, the fans give him a polite response, but no one really seems to know what to make of Folz. Poe is introduced next. He rises up through the stage with Selena and gets a hero’s ovation from the Japanese crowd. Poe makes his way to the ring, a blank expression on his face. He holds the ropes for Selena and she skips into the ring, Poe follows, glaring at Folz the whole time. Finally the OOWF Intercontinental champion The Dead is announced and he is booed loudly. Dead laughs at the fans as he makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and looks at Folz and Poe and laughs again, then holds his title in the air for both of them to see. The referee takes the title and holds it in the air, then calls for the bell.
Folz and Dead meet in the center of the ring. Poe does not move from the corner, but he takes Selena’s hand and escorts her from the ring. Folz and Dead meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. Folz slips behind Dead and takes him to the mat and immediately goes for an ankle lock, but Dead escapes to the safety of the ropes. Folz backs off and Dead gets to his feet, as he stands, Poe explodes out of the corner and nearly kicks Dead’s head off with a boot to the jaw. Dead falls to the mat and Folz shoots in and tries to cover, but Poe pulls him off of Dead and throws him into the corner and charges in and catches Folz with an elbow to the jaw. Folz’s head snaps back and Poe pummels him with forearms to the chest, then sends him across the ring and catches him on the rebound with a big power slam. Poe gets to his feet and scoops Dead up and slams him to the mat, then drops a leg across his chest and covers for a two count.
Poe pulls Dead to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Dead catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands him up. As he stands, Folz grabs him from behind and hits a release German suplex dumping Poe on the back of his head. Folz gets to his feet and turns to find Dead, and Dead rakes his eyes, then hooks him for a suplex and leaves him up to think about it, but a little too long, Folz shifts his weight and lands behind Dead and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz covers, but Dead kicks out at one. Folz pulls Dead to his feet, wrings his arm and then snaps it dropping Dead to one knee. Folz pulls him up and hammerlocks his arm, then scoops him up and drops him on the mat, right on his arm. Dead grabs his arm in pain and Folz pulls him up, wrings his arm and Poe charges in and drops an elbow across his arm, then grabs Folz by the head and slams him in the face with a head butt. Poe grabs Dead and kicks him in the gut, lifts him and hits a PILEDRIVER! Poe covers Dead but only gets a two count when Folz charges in and breaks it up.
The fight continues for almost thirty more minutes, neither man can get an advantage. Poe is down in the corner after catching his fifth German suplex from Folz. Folz and Dead are trading shots in the middle of the ring, Folz is bleeding badly from a cut over his eye after Dead ran him into the ring post. In the corner Poe slowly gets to his feet, sees Dead and charges at him attempting a HIEROGLYPH but Dead moves out of the way! Poe stops and turns around snarling, and Dead tries a CLOSE THE CASKET but Poe falls to the mat to avoid it, and it catches Folz right on the jaw! Folz falls to the mat in a heap, Dead covers and the referee is right there, one, two, THREE! Poe gets there to break it up just a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 40:11 – The Dead
Dead gets to his feet, but doesn’t make it out of the ring. Poe grabs him and hits the CRUCIFIX BOMB! DEVILS head down the ramp, and Poe starts to stand his ground, but Selena urges him to retreat. He slips out of the ring and he and Selena escape to safety.
<OOWF-TV cameras have apparently found Chris Evans and Bryce Larson again, at catering. Evans slides Larson down the catering table, taking out the sandwich tray and the bowl of green M&M’s (ONLY GREEN DAMMIT!). He turns the table over on Bryce, and attempts to stomp a mudhole through the table into Bryce. Evans then starts to choke Bryce with the camera chord until he eventually uses too much and the feed cuts out.>
FIREWOMAN vs. DANNY TAYLOR – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchDynamite Danny Taylor makes his way to the ring first, accompanied as always by Dashing Victor Deniro. The Drink and Destroy members receive a very positive response from the fans as they walk the aisle. Taylor climbs into the ring and warms up, as Deniro greets some fans at ringside. The arena lights dim, and the ring is painted with a scarlet V as the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion steps onto the stage. The crowd mostly boos the champion, but there is also a scattered cheer or two in response to what she’s been through lately. Firewoman looks confident as she walks to ringside. She slides into the ring and stands toe-to-toe with her challenger. Fire shows the belt to Taylor, and then holds it high before handing it to referee Davis Hightower. Hightower gives both wrestlers their instructions and calls for the bell.
Taylor offers a handshake to start. Fire stares at his hand for a moment and then shakes it. As soon as the grip breaks, Fire kicks Taylor in the stomach and plants him with a DDT. She rolls him over and covers for a one count. Taylor rolls to his knees and glares at the champion, who gives him an evil smile. Taylor gets to his feet, and Fire waves him to try again. They lock up, and Fire ties him in a hammerlock. Taylor reverses, switches his grip to a waist lock, and picks Fire up, turning and slamming her to the mat. Fire rolls over and aims a kick at his head, but Taylor catches her leg, hauls her up to grab her free leg, and hits a wheelbarrow suplex. He covers, and gets a two count. The champion rolls to her feet, and this time it’s Taylor who’s smiling.
They lock up a third time, and Taylor’s size advantage allows him to back the champion into the corner. Fire braces a foot on the turnbuckles behind her and tries to shove him back, but Taylor beils her across the ring. Fire is immediately back on her feet, and Taylor drops her with a clothesline. He pulls the champion up and takes her over with a suplex, and then locks her in an armbar. Fire works her way to her feet and tries to throw him off, but Taylor hangs on. Fire manages to turn herself and start firing kicks at Taylor’s knee. Eventually he staggers, and she manages to twist free, driving a palm strike into his face in the process.
Fire sprints to the ropes and hits a running knee to Taylor’s gut. She pivots and drives a kick into the back of his head, and then springs off the ropes and drops the challenger with a bulldog. She covers, but only gets two. Fire kicks Taylor onto his stomach and grabs his arms, preparing for a Firestomp. Taylor wrenches one arm free, and manages to use the other to drag Fire off her feet and flip her to the mat. Fire is right back up and moves in, but Taylor takes her down with a Samoan drop while on his knees. Taylor is up, and drops a leg across the Champion’s throat. He covers, but only gets a one count. Taylor sits the champion up and applies a chin lock, to the delight of the crowd. Fire struggles to her feet and Taylor releases her, switching to a front face lock. Fire peppers him with rabbit punches, but Taylor manages to haul the champion into a vertical suplex, holding her at the top of the move for what seems like forever. Finally, he drives her to the mat and floats over, but Fire manages to roll a shoulder just before three. Taylor tries to drag her to her feet, but she pokes him in the eyes and slips under the ropes to the floor.
Hightower orders Taylor to stay in the ring, and to his credit he obeys as the champion tries to walk it off on the floor. When Hightower’s count reaches eight, Fire slides under the ropes just long enough to break it and goes back outside. That’s enough for Taylor, who follows her. He approaches Fire from behind, but when he grips her shoulder to spin her around she stops him short with a mule kick. Taylor’s eyes cross, and Fire turns and hits a spinning chop to the throat hard enough to drop the big man. Fire, starting to visibly favor her oft-injured ribs, stomps Taylor into the floor. She slips into the ring to break the count at nine, and heads back to the floor. She gets in a few more shots at Taylor, and then attempts to send him into the ring post. Taylor reverses, and then realizing what he’s done, grabs her before she hits the steel. Fire turns around with a brutal forearm to the face, and follows up with several more. Taylor shrugs them off and drags Fire onto his shoulders, muscling her into a military press and tossing her over the ropes into the ring.
Taylor climbs into the ring after the champion, and she blindsides him with an elbow to the face. She gets several more shots in and sends him to the ropes. Taylor blocks an attempted hip toss and reverses into an abdominal stretch. Fire screams in pain, but refuses to submit. Taylor cinches the hold in, but Fire manages to drag him far enough to grab the top rope and get the break. Fire falls to the mat and tries to head back outside, but Taylor drags her back in. He hauls the champion up and hits an exploder suplex, and then sends her to the ropes and plants her with a spine buster. With the champion gasping for air, Taylor drags her to her feet and sets up the Dynamite Drop. With a last burst of strength, Fire grabs his legs and hits a double leg takedown. Taylor rolls out of the way of an elbow drop and gets to his feet. He staggers the champion with a European uppercut and sends her to the ropes. Fire grabs the top rope and slides out to the apron. Taylor moves in, and Fire nails him between the eyes with a forearm. Taylor staggers back, and Fire hits a springboard dropkick. She gets up, holding her ribs, and kicks the challenger onto his stomach. She grabs his arms - Firestomp! She follows up with two more for good measure. She drags Taylor to his feet and kicks him in the stomach. She hooks he arms for the double arm DDT, but Taylor lifts her off the mat before she can hit the move. He runs her into the corner and slams her into the turnbuckles until she releases him. Taylor sits the champion on the top rope and starts to climb up, but Fire fights back. Taylor gets the better of the exchange until Fire goes back to the eyes. She sits on the top rope and plants both feet in his chest, kicking him into the middle of the ring. Fire climbs onto the top turnbuckle and waits for him to get up - Torpedo Tornado DDT! Fire hooks both legs and Hightower counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER, and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, in 26:32, Firewoman.
After the Match: DVD climbs into the ring and helps Taylor up, while the champion, holding her ribs, uses the ropes to pull herself up. Taylor hobbles over to her and extends his hand. Fire hesitates, and then nods and shakes his hand. DDT and DVD head to the back, leaving the champion to celebrate her victory.
OOWF-TV cameras have once again found Bryce Larson and Chris Evans in a boiler room. Bryce suddenly sprays a fire extinguisher at Evans, temporarily blinding him and allowing Bryce to take him out with the fire extinguisher.
BL: Remember that, Chris? Eco sure does!
Bryce then throws Evans into a wooden crate that brakes open with the impact of Evans’ head. A few metal supplies fall out, and Larson realizes it’s a crate of railroad spikes. Larson grabs a spike with his left hand, and lifts Evans near lifeless head with his right.
BL: You see, Chris, they reserve a special place in hell for violence like this. A very special place.
The camera man yells “No!” to Bryce, but it doesn’t deter him as he repeatedly DRIVES THE RAILROAD SPIKE INTO EVAN’S HEAD! Evans’ face is a crimson mask!
Bryce lets go and Evans slumps down to the concrete, out cold. Bryce lays the railroad spike across the side of Evans’ head, grabs a chair and nails Evans’ in the head, over the railroad spike! And again! And again!
BL: Chris, I promised you a hell that was my paradise. I promised you it’d be okay because your best friend would be there. I’m here, Chris, I’m here! You’ve proven that you can’t be trusted to make your own decisions, so it’s time to start making them for you.
Bryce opens up the chair, and drapes Evans over it, chest facing down on the seat, head exposed over the side, draining blood all over the floor. Bryce takes off his kickpad, and slides the railroad spike into the laces of his left boot. Bryce takes about 7 paces back from Evans, and hears OOWF officials in the distance.
OOWF Officials: Bryce. Bryce! Stop right there! NO!
Bryce shakes his head, and charges at Evans. Bryce measured it perfectly, and Randy Orton PUNTS EVANS WITH HIS LEFT BOOT, LOADED WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE! Evans slumps off of the chair as about 20 members of security arrive. Bryce immediately vacates the premises as officials are calling for medical attention for Chris Evans. OOWF cameras zoom in Evans, in a pool of his own blood, not moving outside of a random convulsion.
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