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Post by BookerShark on Jan 22, 2011 16:39:05 GMT -5
OOWF Judgment Eve 5 PPV
Live! From Tokyo, Japan
<we cut to an opening of the stage, which is decorated nicely. A spotlight beams down on a podium, and the crowd murmurs a bit, then boos loudly as Moosehead Jack, dressed in full tuxedo, walks out>
MHJ: Calm down, you’ll have reason enough to boo me later. Right now, this is about bringing another member into the elite group of Grand Slam champions. As you all are surely aware, winning the Grand Slam is a rare accomplishment in OOWF History. Before August 11th, there were only three of us who had ever accomplished this feat. But on August 11th, Davin Moreland teamed with Alexis Darling to win the OOWF World Tag Team titles to complete his Grand Slam.
Anyone who knows OOWF history knows that Davin Moreland and Moosehead Jack have a colorful past. Davin and I have generally found ourselves on opposite sides of the ring, or at the very least, opposite sides of the kitchen. I remember when Davin started with the OOWF, he was a lunatic who talked to a clangy pole. Now, just over three years later, he is a lunatic who is also the fourth member of the Grand Slam fraternity. Before we bring Davin out here, I would like to introduce the second member of the Grand Slam fraternity, ladies and gentlemen “The Main Event” Chris Cole
<the crowd cheers loudly as Chris Cole, now a road agent for the OOWF, comes out on the stage. He waves to the fans and THREE PIECE SET chant erupts. Cole seems genuinely moved by this and after a few minutes he speaks>
CC: You know, given our past history, you would think I would have a whole lot of animosity toward Davin Moreland. He is the man that retired me after all <short half-hearted boos> and I have to admit, for awhile I DID resent Davin for that. Then I realized that it was the way it should be. Basically injuries and the wear and tear of the road, and being one of the OOWF’s longest reigning champions of all time had taken its toll, but I didn’t want to stop. Davin goading me into that match may have saved my life. I hated him for what he did, but as I sat there in the back watching the matches, that resentment and hate turned into admiration as I realized that I was seeing the future of the OOWF. I was watching the man who would lead the OOWF in the future. Davin has come a long way in a short time, and he still has room to grow. I am proud to have him as a member of our brotherhood. But there is one more member of the Grand Slam family that needs to be introduced. Although the saying is cliché, in this case, it is true, this man needs no introduction. Ladies and Gentlemen, one of the most decorated wrestlers in OOWF history…..LD Williams
<by now the fans are not interested in booing anyone, they cheer LD as he comes out, in full tux just like Moose and Cole. They share brief manly hugs, then LD steps up to the podium>
LD: I am not one for a whole lot of talk, I prefer to let my actions speak in the ring. But for this occasion, I will make an exception. Davin and I have crossed paths before. I beat him for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title, and I still consider that one of the best matches of my career. For those of you who follow wrestling, you know that a common phrase used with Ric Flair is that he could carry a broom to a five star match. I have been paid that compliment before, even though I don’t agree with it. When I faced Davin Moreland, however, I knew that comment would ring especially false. Davin is often overlooked as far as technical skills go because of his size. Well I can say without a doubt, that when he is motivated, when he wants to show what he can do, Davin Moreland is one of the best technical wrestlers in the world. <the crowd sounds a little surprised by this> I know, I know, you may remember Davin as the man who was choke slammed by President Ramu, I assure you, that Davin Moreland is long gone. What we have now is the fourth member of the exclusive Grand Slam club, and a man I am proud to call my colleague, Ladies and Gentleman……Davin Moreland
<The crowd stands and gives Davin Moreland a standing ovation as he comes out. Davin actually looks speechless for what may be the first time in his life. Moose, Cole and LD all share handshakes and hugs with Moreland, then take their seats while the crowd calms down after an extended ovation>
DM: Wow. I……I really didn’t expect that. Thank you. <the crowd breaks into a DA-VIN, DA-VIN chant> You know, when I joined the OOWF in June of 2007, I was a completely unknown entity. I called up GM the Rick and told him I was interested in coming to the OOWF. Despite having a less than stellar resume from Japan, he agreed to give me a try. I admit, the first few months were a bit hit and miss, I spent a lot of time talking to a clangy pole, and kind of struggled to find my stride. Then I had a series of matches against Chris Cole, and suddenly my confidence and stock skyrocketed. I am not ashamed to admit I learned a lot from him. I learned a lot from all of the men on this stage here tonight, and, while it may not be like me to say it, I would like to say thank you to all of them. <Davin turns and thanks all three and the crowd roars> I would also like to thank my brothers, the greatest tag team in OOWF History, Chad Madison and Zane Myers, get back here soon Zane. I would also like to thank Alexander Darling <crowd murmurs> yeah yeah, I know, he is not the most popular man in the world, but with Run DEA, we had something special, we became the greatest group in the OOWF. While it may not have ended well, the run was something special. Finally, a thanks to everyone who watches the OOWF and comes to the OOWF events, you guys are what motivates us. Now, let’s get this show started!
<Davin is handed the Grand Slam trophy and raises it over his head and the crowd roars their approval. The four Grand Slam champions pose at the top of the stage for a moment before they head to the back and the spotlight fades>
Judgment Eve 5 kicks off with an impressive laser light & pyro show, ending with a big surprise for the fans...the cage lowers to the ring! As soon as the cage is completely lowered, the entire arena goes to black out. The lights are off for about a minute, with flash bulbs and cell phones going off and people trying to get a look at what’s going on. The lights come up, and Chris Evans and Bryce Larson are already in the ring, standing face to face!
BRYCE LARSON vs. CHRIS EVANS – Unsanctioned Steel Cage Final Showdown
The referee calls for the bell and the fans are already worked up into frenzy, while nary a punch has been thrown. Both men start talking trash to each other, and each man seems to be daring the other to throw the punch. You can see Evans say “Fine!” and he levels Bryce in the face! The punch knocks Bryce back, and he comes up holding his jaw. Evans says “Your turn!” so Bryce levels Evans in the face! They go back and forth, eventually getting knocked to their knees, and eventually each man is throwing repeated haymakers until both finally go down to the mat!
Evans is up first, but Bryce grabs his trunks and sends him face first into the middle turnbuckle. Bryce goes over and knees Evans in between the shoulder blades, and repeats the move several times. He stands Evans up and sends him across the ring, but Evans reverses, sending Bryce chest first into the opposite corner. As Bryce tries to get his wind back, Evans slowly walks over to him, standing over Bryce in the center of the ring and reaching down to seemingly adjust his boot.
Bryce looks down and suddenly gets a shocked look on his face--he’s noticed that Chris Evans has a railroad spike in his hand! Bryce immediately takes off and starts to climb the cage wall, Evans gives chase and stabs Bryce in the calf! Bryce falls to the mat in pain, much to the crowd’s delight. Bryce is grabbing his calf as Evans grabs his hair and starts repeatedly hitting Bryce in the head with the railroad spike! A minute into the match and Bryce’s face is already a CRIMSON MASK! Evans lets out a warrior like yell and the crowd roars in approval. Bryce takes this chance to crawl over the ropes and recollect himself. Evans slowly walks over so Bryce climbs through the ropes, giving himself a false sense of security. As Bryce gets to his feet, Evans simply tosses the spike aside and begins to use the cage as a cheese grater for Larson’s head! The crowd cheers for Evans as he repeatedly cheese graters Bryce on the cage, then slams him forehead first into the cage. After the third, Bryce finally falls to the mat, so Evans drags him under the bottom rope and to the center of the ring.
Bryce is face down, so Evans lifts Bryce’s head and hits repeated cross face forearms, adding more blood to the equation through Bryce’s nose. Evans then shifts to the side and locks in a cross face! Bryce is bleeding profusely and stuck in the center of the ring! 10 minutes gone and it might be over already. Bryce teases tapping a few times as he tries to get to the ropes. He’s finally able to get there, but Evans doesn’t break! The referee is there to start and end the match only, so Evans doesn’t need to break. Bryce screams in pain, nearly tapping, but instead gets a finger to Evans’ eye, forcing the break.
Evans still gets to his feet first, pulling Bryce up by the hair. He drags Bryce to the corner, and hits repeated chops to the chest. Next Evans starts to use the dreaded chop/punch combo, alternating each time. He goes for one last punch, but stops and allows Bryce to simply fall forward on his face. The crowd goes crazy for Evans, who can nearly smell victory at this point. He slowly goes back to Bryce to resume his methodical destruction of his hated rival.
As Evans picks up Bryce, Larson stuns his former partner with a low blow! Evans doubles over, and Bryce starts to drive repeated knees to the side of Chris’s head. With Evans down, Bryce heads over to the corner and retrieves the railroad spike that the ref had kicked away! Bryce gets to Evans just as he makes it to his knees. Evans sees the spike and looks right at Bryce. “Do it! Fuck you, asshole! Do it!” Bryce shakes his head No, but obviously not as a response to Evans’ request, as Bryce starts to wail on Evans with the spike! Evans starts bleeding buckets on his own, and both men are nearly covered in blood as we hit the 20 minute mark.
Larson sends Evans into the corner, and charges with a shoulder to the gut. Larson puts Evans in position and sends him over his shoulder for an Exploder Suplex. With Evans down, Larson scales the topes and connects with a Twisting Phoenix Splash! Larson with the cover, but only gets 2. Larson helps Evans up, and turns him for a Dragon Sleeper. Evans immediately turns into Bryce, relieving the pressure. Both men fight to take advantage of their position, but Evans wins when he connects with a Backdrop Driver! Evans makes the cover and also only gets 2. Evans gets Bryce up, and runs him across the ring and head first into the cage wall! Evans repeats this on all 4 cage walls 3 times, ending with an overhead belly-to-belly in the center of the ring. Evans covers and just gets 2 once again. As they make it to their feet, Bryce immediately buries his shoulder into Evans stomach, driving him back into the corner. He connects with repeated left hands, the final one sending Evans over the rope, right in front of the door. Bryce suddenly gets an idea, and heads to the opposite corner. Larson charges and spears Evans! Taking both men through the door and to the floor!
On the floor, Bryce immediately pulls out a 2x4 from under the ring. With Evans down, Bryce goes to work on Evans’ back. Evans is finally able to get a back kick in to create some separation, and heads for the other side of the ring. Bryce, 2x4 in hand, heads around to see Evans reaching under the ring. Evans pulls his arm out to reveal another 2x4! Both men engage in an impromptu 2x4 sword fight at ringside, with Evans proving to have some sword fighting skill as he knocks the 2x4 out of Bryce’s hands. With Bryce down to his knees, Evans immediately whacks him with the 2x4, and it breaks upon impact! Evans grabs the biggest splintered piece, and pounds Bryce’s forehead with it! Bryce stumbles away, but Evans catches up to him and nails him again! Evans does this around the entire ringside area, until Bryce takes some wild swings and drops down to the floor. Evans uses this chance to pull a few tables out from under the ring. He sends two into the cage, and sets up the third right in front of the guard railing. He sets Bryce onto the third table, and scales the railing. Evans then attempts a 450 off of the railing, but Bryce moves and sends Evans through the table!
Bryce takes this chance to lay a few boots into Evans, and then heads over to the steel ring steps. He takes off the top half, ready to send it into the cage when he looks at Evans and puts it back into position. Bryce grabs Evans and sends him head first into the ring steps! Bryce repeats it 2 more times, then finally sending the steps into the cage.
Bryce rolls Evans back into the cage, and enters himself. Once inside, Bryce sends Evans into the corner, sitting him on the second turnbuckle, putting each of Evans’ legs over the second rope. Bryce heads to the opposite corner, charges and kicks Evans low! He then locks on a front face lock and drops Evans with an elevated DDT. Bryce covers but only gets two. Bryce is easily up first, and sets up the first table. He sets Evans on it, but Chris rolls off. Bryce tries again, but Evans gets off a second time. Bryce rolls him onto it for a third time, and Evans mysteriously stays on. Larson goes up top, and then scales the cage. He does a handstand on the top of the cage, and flies off for a Handstand Shooting Star Press...and Evans moves! Both men are down, but there’s no count from the referee as he’s under strict orders to have a winner. Instead he helps get broken table pieces out of the cage, but Evans gets his hands onto a table frame piece.
Larson slowly starts to get up, and Evans chokes him with the table frame piece! Larson tries to fight out, but Evans locks in around his waist, and Bryce is trapped. Bryce resists tapping, and is finally able to make it to his feet, backing Evans into the corner. Bryce throws Evans into the corner three times, but Chris won’t break the hold! Bryce then slowly climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and slowly leans back, dropping them both to the mat. This forces Evans to finally break the hold. The announcers are amazed that we’re now past 35 minutes and both men are still battling it out.
Bryce gets to his feet first, and goes back for the railroad spike. Evans gets up, and sees Bryce coming after him, ducking out of the way of two spike shots. Evans puts up a hand at Bryce, and then reaches into his own boot to get another spike. Evans brought 2 spikes into the match! Both men are hesitant to make a move, knowing that each has a spike. Finally they both start nailing each other with the railroad spike! The blood is flowing again! After a good 15 shots, they slow down, and are now alternating spikes to the head. Evans falls down first, and Bryce charges in for more. Evans takes Bryce down, but instead of going after him more, he turns Bryce over in a Boston Crab!
Russ: This is brilliant! Evans busts out an actual wrestling hold, the last thing Larson expected at this point!
Razz: Sound strategy to throw off the street fight mentality we’ve been seeing.
Evans has the crab locked in the center of the ring, and Bryce is bleeding out like crazy. He slowly pulls himself over to the ropes, and Evan slowly walks them back to the center of the ring. Bryce screams in pain, and raises his hand to tap, but does not. Bryce tries to get over to the ropes again, and sees a railroad spike. Evans notices this out of the corner of his eye, and immediately turns towards Bryce, locking in an STF. Bryce again considers tapping, but does not. Evans finally looks to complete the trifecta, moving to a cross face when Bryce reaches the spike and hurls his hand back, nearly catching Chris’s eye!
We’ve past the 45 minute mark when Bryce ascends the turnbuckle after sending Evans into the corner. He then makes a simple move, stomping down in Evans’ neck & head! Evans takes a tremendous amount of punishment, but tries to fight through and climb up with Bryce. Evans finally does make it up, and both men are on the top rope battling it out. They take turns slamming the other’s head into the top of the cage. Bryce creates a brief opening with a finger poke to the eye, and gets in position for a Super Tornado DDT! Evans holds onto the cage, pulling with his arms to slam Bryce’s back into the piping. He does it a few more times, and hits several thrusts into Larson’s throat. He pushes Bryce up until he’s sitting on the top of the cage. Then Evans looks to the crowd, and pushes Bryce over! Bryce falls backwards, and Evans catches his leg, draped over the cage. If Evans lets go, Bryce falls over to the floor. Evans considers it, but instead starts wrenching Bryce’s leg onto the top pipe of the cage frame. Bryce slowly pulls himself back to a sitting position, but is met with repeated forearm shots to the head, finally falling back again. Evans continues to wrench down on the leg as Bryce slowly sits up again. Just as Larson is up, Evans locks in a figure four on the top of the cage. The pain sends Bryce back over the edge, where’s been for a good three minutes now.
The crowd has grown rabid at this point, screaming (in Japanese, of course) for Bryce to tap, but he won’t. Evans continues to balance himself and lock in the figure four as tight as possible, but his former partner just won’t submit. Evans looks right at Bryce, and then drops back himself over the opposite side of the fence! Evans & Larson are now draped over each side of the fence, with Larson trapped in a figure four! Evans continues to pull on the extended leg, and Bryce appears to be going in & out of consciousness as blood drips from his head to the floor (and Evans’ head to the mat). With Bryce not tapping, Evans pulls himself back up, figure four still intact. Larson still hangs over the cage, writhing in pain. Evans looks down, grabs hold of the extended leg and drops down again! Bryce screams in pain, gripping the cage to try to relieve the pain. “Ahhh, God no, ahhhh!” Evans continues to pull on the leg and Bryce taps! HE TAPS!
WINNER in 54:34 – Chris Evans (via tap out, steel cage figure four)
Bryce continues tapping profusely on the cage as the crowd erupts, and Evans seems oblivious! He has a maniacal look on his face, feverishly pulling in the leg. The referee keeps calling for the bell, but Evans doesn’t even know what’s going on as Bryce continues to tap. Stable mates of both men make their way down to the ring. Eco leads his crew to ringside, screaming for the referee to break the hold. He tries, but his attempts don’t work as Valor enters the cage. Eco moves Stan Fulton under Bryce in case he falls. Ravenna Blue climbs to the top rope, and tries to hug Chris. There’s not mic on her, but the cameras pick up what she’s saying. “It’s over Chris, it’s over! You won, it’s finished. It’s done! You can let go now.” Evans finally just releases, and crashes from the top of the cage to the mat, landing in his own blood. Eco’s fears are realized on the outside, as Bryce falls from the cage to the floor, with Stan Fulton (thankfully) breaking his fall. Eco starts yelling at ringside staff. “Get some medical attention out here. Get it NOW!”
Two stretchers are rolled down to the ringside area. One board is sent into the ring, and a stretcher is wheeled over to Bryce. Larson is loaded up first, and wheeled out of the ringside arena, Eco and crew in tow. Evans is loaded onto the board in the cage, and carefully passed through the cage door to the stretcher, where he’s rolled out as well. As the cage rises, Russ & Razz put everything into perspective.
Russ: These two men just spent close to an hour tearing each other apart, and it’s finally finished.
Razz: Russ, one of the OOWF’s shortest--yet possibly most brutal--feuds is over.
Russ: And how appropriate that it ended with a tap out. Both men were fueled by hatred, motivated to prove that their stance is the right one.
Razz: No one was destined to win this thing, someone was going to have to quit. And that man was Bryce Larson.
Russ: Chris Evans has won this feud, but both men lost more than they could ever win. Blood, years off their life, not to mention serious mental and emotional anguish.
Razz: It may be a week or two before we see them again, but one thing is for sure. Neither man will ever be the same again.
Russ: And no one said it better than Ravenna. Chris--and Bryce--you can let go now.
RAVENNA BLUE vs. ERIC O’MAC
Eric O’Mac is announced first and comes to the ring with a visibly shaken Ecosystem at his side. He steps between the ropes and the crowd boos him loudly, Eco laughs at the boos and soaks them in. Eco takes his place outside the ring, and seems to be chatting it up with some announcers. Ravenna Blue is announced next and she comes out with Tytan by her side. Ravenna has a look of pure determination on her face, she races to the ring and steps between the ropes and glares at Eric. Tytan wanders to ringside and looks at Eco and just waves. Eco smirks and excuses himself from their conversation to take a spot directly across the ring from Tytan. The referee is ready to cal for the bell when Eric steps to the ring and grabs his arm and stops him. He calls for a mic:
You know, when I came back to the OOWF I thought I made it perfectly clear that I am here to face the very best. I am one of the elite wrestlers in the WORLD, I expect to face the very best each and every night. So, I come to Japan expecting just that, and instead I get……this. Ravenna Blue might be good one day, but that day is not today. Quite honestly Ms. Blue……you are beneath me, and I am not going to waste my time with you.
<with that Eric drops the mic and walks to the back with Eco. He never even looks back as he heads up the ramp and goes behind the curtain. Ravenna and the referee look around in confusion as the crowd begins to boo loudly. Finally Ravenna picks up the mic and after pacing for a few minutes finally speaks>
Ok Eric, that’s how you want to play it? You know, when I came to the OOWF, I wasn’t really sure what to expect. I was a woman coming into one of the most violent, but also technically sound, feds in the world. I had seen Firewoman make it and I knew that she had opened the door for me. When I came to the OOWF I didn’t DEMAND anything. I didn’t come here and DEMAND that people respect me. I WORKED MY ASS OFF to get where I am now! <pausing to collect her thoughts, then continues quietly> I stood by and watched my allies get picked off one by one. I watched them take out Crete. I watched as Alexis walked away to team with Davin. I don’t blame her, we were not together. We were not unified. We didn’t stand up for ourselves enough. <getting angry again> That changes NOW! Tytan and Wrath approached us, Evans and I took them up on their offer. Valor will not stop until Eco and his DEVILS are DONE! Eric, you want to see what I can do? You want to see what I am going to do to you? Right now, I challenge ANYONE in the back, come out here, and let’s put on a match for these people, a match they all DESERVE!
<there is a brief pause, and then some familiar music plays and its All-Japan Pro Wrestling’s own AWESOME KONG! She makes her way to the ring, glaring menacingly at Ravenna. Ravenna glares back and motions for Kong to bring it, the referee calls for the bell as the fans roar, and we are ready to go!>
RAVENNA BLUE vs. AWESOME KONG
Kong charges at Ravenna but Rav ducks Kong and catches her with a kick to the hamstring as she passes. Kong grabs the back of her leg, and Rav grabs her by the head and slams her head first into the corner. Kong is unfazed by this, and catches Ravenna with an elbow to the jaw sending her staggering back to the middle of the ring. Kong runs out of the corner and catches Ravenna with a forearm to the side of the head that sends Ravenna to the mat. She pulls Rav to a sitting position and hammers her with forearms down across the chest. Kong grabs Ravenna’s oft injured shoulder and drives elbows down onto it, then pulls her to her feet, scoops her up and drops her on her knee, then shoves her to the mat.
Kong bounds off the ropes and tries an elbow drop, but Rav moves out of the way and Kong gets nothing but canvas. Ravenna springs to her feet and waits for Kong to get up and catches her with a drop kick to the face, Kong staggers but does not go down. Ravenna charges to the ropes, springboards off the middle rope and brings Kong to the mat with a bulldog. She kips to her feet and waits for Kong to get to her hands and knees then runs in and catches her with a drop kick to the face. Kong reels and Ravenna rushes in again and sends her to her back with a stiff front kick to the face. Ravenna waits for Kong to get up, then heads to the top rope for DIAMOND DUST, she leaps but Kong was playing possum and catches her and turns it into a POWERSLAM! Ravenna is dead! Kong covers her and hooks her leg, but Ravenna kicks out at two and the crowd goes crazy!
Kong looks shocked and gets to her feet and argues with the referee. Ravenna gets up and staggers against the ropes, and Kong charges in and clotheslines her over the ropes, then turns to argue with the referee some more. Ravenna skins the cat, shades of Ricky Steamboat there, and heads to the top rope behind Kong. Kong turns back around, and Ravenna leaps off the top and connects with a MISSILE DROPKICK! Kong falls to the mat and Ravenna covers, but Kong kicks out at two. Ravenna tries to pull Kong up, but Kong nails her with an uppercut, then lifts her into a backbreaker and tries to snap her in half. Ravenna howls in pain, but will not give up. Kong dumps her to the mat and struts around the ring. She kicks Ravenna a few times as she tries to get up, then pulls her up and sets her up for the IMPLANT BUSTER but Ravenna slides down Kong’s back, races to the corner and leaps to the top rope, steadies herself then flies and catches Kong with DIAMOND DUST! She rolls Kong over, the referee falls to the mat and counts, the fans count along, ONE, TWO, THREE!
WINNER in 7:39 – Ravenna Blue
After the match Ravenna Blue is about to leave the ring when Kong grabs her and pulls her back into the ring. The fans boo expecting a beat down, Tytan hops onto the apron, but instead of a beat down, Kong raises Ravenna’s arm in victory, the two share a girly hug of mutual respect, Kong leaves the ring allowing Ravenna to celebrate. Ravenna bows to the Japanese fans and she and Tytan head to the back. Ravenna has a strange new look on her face as she walks alongside Tytan.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. J-P SPARXX
J-P Sparxx comes out first with Jewel by his side. He makes his way to the ring, mocking the Japanese fans the whole way and laughing at their outrage. He climbs into the ring and Jewel takes his jacket off and holds the ropes for her as she steps back out to the floor. Alexander Darling’s music plays and he comes out to the top of the ramp, still showing the effects of his “match” with Moose over two weeks ago. Alexis Darling is by his side and they make their way to the ring. The fans cheer Darling, but he seems completely focused on Sparxx and doesn’t pay any attention to them. Alexis waits on the outside, keeping her eyes on Jewel, who notices Alexis’ stare, but refuses to acknowledge it. The referee bells and the two men meet in the ring and start to circle.
They circle and lock up, Darling snaps Sparxx to the mat with an arm drag, but both men are quickly back to their feet. Sparxx moves in and Darling takes him down again, but this time Sparxx is up a little faster than Darling and he POPS him with a super kick to the jaw as he gets to his feet sending Darling to the corner on his rear. Darling gets to his feet and storms to the middle of the ring, where Sparxx is jawing and being cocky. Darling slaps him across the face sending him to the mat, then out to the floor where Jewel comforts him. Sparxx shakes her off and angrily stomps back into the ring and locks up with Darling. Sparxx grabs a side head lock but Darling shoots him to the ropes and drops to the mat. Sparxx leaps over him and hits the far ropes, Darling tries a hip toss, but Sparxx flips through it, then springs off the middle ropes and catches Darling on the top of the head with a Pele kick. Darling hits the mat and Sparxx covers, but Darling kicks out at one.
Sparxx keeps Darling on the mat working a hammerlock, the whole time taunting him and calling him an old man. Darling slowly works around to one knee, then to his feet, then grabs Sparxx by the head and flips himself over Sparxx’s shoulder, grabs him in a waist lock and hits a release German suplex. Sparxx hits the mat hard, landing right on the back of his head. He staggers to one knee into the corner and Darling charges in and catches him with a boot wash to the eyes. Sparxx falls to the mat and Darling drops a knee across his throat and keeps it there while he argues with the referee about the pros and cons of big government. Finally the referee realizes what he is doing and gives Darling a fast four count, but Darling breaks just before five avoiding the disqualification. Darling pulls Sparxx to his feet and sends him to the ropes and buries a knee in his gut, then lifts him and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, leaving him hanging on his knee for a moment before shoving him to the mat and covering him for another two count.
Darling sends Sparxx into the corner and charges in after him, but Sparxx catches him with a boot to the face, then climbs to the top rope and hits a FLYING LEG DROP to the back of a bent over Darling’s head driving him to the mat. Sparxx hops to his feet and congratulates himself, then covers Darling, but Darling rolls his shoulder at two. Sparxx pulls Darling to his feet and whips him into the corner, Darling hits chest first HARD, Sparxx charges in after Darling and hits him with the CHAOS THEORY bridging hard at the end, but Darling still manages to roll his shoulder at two.
Sparxx argues with the referee, then hammers Darling with some straight lefts to the jaw. Sparxx pulls Darling up and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, Darling catches Sparxx with a kick to the jaw, then hooks him and lifts him for a suplex, but Sparxx shifts his weight and DRIVES Darling to the mat with a DDT! Sparxx floats over and covers Darling hooking the leg, but once again Darling kicks out at two.
Sparxx heads to the top rope, but Darling was playing a little possum and charges into the corner and knocks Sparxx’s leg from the turnbuckle crotching him on the top rope. Darling climbs up and lands several forearms to the side of Sparxx head, then leaps in the air and SNAPS him off with a HURRACARANA! Darling lands hard, and takes a little longer than usual to crawl over to Sparxx and cover, but Sparxx has enough to kick out just before the three.
The match continues back and forth at a breakneck pace. You can see at times Darling is having some trouble keeping up with the younger, faster Sparxx, where normally he would be right there with him, two weeks in the hospital may do that to you. The crowd boos Sparxx, but overall cheers the athleticism of the match. Finally, as we are approaching the thirty minute mark Sparxx is once again on the top rope, and once again Darling catches him, only this time Sparxx rakes the eyes and shoves Darling back into the ring. Darling hits hard, and as soon as he lands, Sparxx NAILS him with a FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH! Darling grabs his ribs in pain, and you can see the air has been knocked out of him. Sparxx covers, but once again, somehow, Alex manages to kick out at two.
Sparxx climbs to the top rope to attempt a 450 but Darling gets his knees up and Sparxx crashes and burns. Darling gets to his feet, pulls Sparxx up and sets him up for a DARLING DRIVER but Sparxx worms his way off of Darling’s shoulders and rolls him up, the referee hits the mat and starts counting, Sparxx grabs a handful of tights for some extra leverage and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 19:16 – J-P Sparxx
LD WILLIAMS vs. CHAD MADISON vs. MATT FOLZ – Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship Match at Mayhem
Folz is announced and makes his way to the ring first. The Japanese fans still are not really sure what to make of him so they just give him a polite ovation. Chad Madison is out next, and he gets a thunderous ovation from the crowd. You know how them Japanese are, they love them some American cowboy. Madison hops the ropes and walks to Folz and offers his hand, but Folz just looks at him like he is nuts. Finally Five member LD Williams is announced and the crowd boos loudly. LD, as always, ignores the fans and walks right to the ring. The three men meet in the middle of the ring and the referee calls for the bell, we are underway!
As soon as the bell rings, LD and Folz turn and catch Madison with double kicks to the gut. They both hammer him down to the mat with forearms to the back of the head. Folz grabs Madison and pulls him to his feet and launches him over the top rope to the floor. He turns back to LD and they immediately lock up in the middle of the ring and struggle for position. LD manages to break the lock up and snap Folz to the mat with an arm drag. He traps Folz in an arm bar, but Folz quickly works to his feet and backs LD against the ropes. Folz tries to whip LD to the ropes, but LD reverses it and sends Folz. As Folz hits the ropes, Madison reaches up and low bridges him, sending him tumbling over the top rope to the floor. Madison spring boards to the top rope and sails across the ring and nails LD with a flying forearm right between the eyes, sending him to the mat. Madison covers, but LD kicks out at two.
Madison gets to his feet and waits, LD gets up and charges in and Madison catches him with an inverted atomic drop, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a perfect drop kick to the jaw. Madison gets to his feet and celebrates, and gets blindsided by clothesline from Folz. Folz puts the boots to Madison then pulls him to his feet, grabs him in a bear hug and throws him across the ring with a release belly to belly suplex. Folz gets to his feet to go after Madison, but Williams is back up, he catches Folz with a kick to the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT. LD covers Folz, but doesn’t even get a one count when Madison flies in and breaks it up. Chad pulls LD up and backs him into the corner and blisters him with chops to the chest. The crowd changes WHOOOOOOOOOO along with each chop. Madison looks to see Folz getting to his feet and whips Williams at Folz, but Folz recovers in time and catches LD with a belly to belly suplex and drives him to the mat for a two count that is broken up by Madison.
Chad pulls Folz off of LD and takes him to the mat with a swinging neck breaker, then springs off the second rope and drops a leg across Folz’s chest. Madison pulls Folz to the corner and climbs to the top rope, it looks like he is going to try a moonsault! But LD runs across the ring and gets under Madison and POWERBOMBS him off the top onto Folz! Williams covers Folz first, and gets a two count, then he crawls over and covers Madison, but he can only get a two count there as well.
LD gets to his feet and pulls Madison up and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a AA spinebuster, DRIVING him to the mat. LD covers again, but Madison once again rolls his shoulder at two. Folz pulls Williams off of Madison and rocks him with several European uppercuts, backing him into the corner. Folz delivers several hard elbows to LD’s jaw, then sets him on the top rope and hooks him for a muscle buster, but as he walks out of the corner and turns around, Madison POPS him on the jaw with a super kick! Folz and LD both hit the mat and Madison covers Folz, but he rolls his shoulder at two. Madison slaps the mat in frustration, then sees LD getting to his feet. He heads to the corner and climbs to the middle rope and leaps and catches LD with a flying bulldog. Madison covers, hooking Williams’ leg hard, but Folz is there to break it up at two with a double sledge to the back of Madison’s head.
Folz drags Madison off LD to the middle of the ring, then grabs his foot and locks in the ANKLE LOCK! Madison howls in pain. LD Williams gets to his feet and pounces on Madison as well and traps him in that nifty Bryan Danielson cross face. How can they both try for a submission at the same time? Folz seems to realize this is not the best idea first, he breaks the ankle lock and grabs LD in a COBRA CLUTCH and pulls him to the middle of the ring. LD fights the move but he is fading. Williams drops to one knee, then uses the last bit of strength to push back into the corner. They hit the corner hard and the back of LD’s head slams into Folz’s face. LD falls to the mat, Folz staggers out of the corner where Madison is back on his feet. Chad catches him with a kick to the gut, then a face plant on the mat. Madison goes up to the top rope, and waits for Folz to get up, as he does, Chad leaps and hits the SUICIDE LEGDROP! Madison quickly gets to his feet, sees LD standing against the ropes and POPS him with a super kick sending him over the top rope to the floor, then covers Folz and hooks both legs hard, and gets the one, two, THREE! Chad Madison gets an OOWF Onslaught Championship match TONIGHT!
WINNER in 13:33 – Chad Madison
DRINK & DESTROY vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK
Drink and Destroy are out first, Taylor and Jack come through the crowd and meet DVD at ringside. They step into the ring and climb to the second rope and pose for the crowd. They both look ready to go, but Jack looks like shit. Moose and Stank are announced next, and they come out to the top of the ramp, and both of them look like shit as well. This should be a five star classic right here. Moose and Stank head toward the ring, and Jack and Taylor leave the ring. Hide the women and children folks, cause this one is going to be ugly.
Stank runs toward Jack and they start hammering one another with punches. Moose hangs back and dares Taylor to come get him. Moose slowly retreats up the ramp as Taylor approaches, then catches him with a kick to the stomach as he gets to the top of the stage. Moose grabs Taylor and throws him face first into some of the lighting on the OOTron, it sparks, glass shatters, and Taylor is already bleeding. Moose mounts Taylor and hammers him with punches to the face trying to open that cut even more. While Moose is doing this, Taylor grabs a piece of the broken glass from the set and jams it in Moose’s leg. Moose howls in pain and falls off of Taylor to the stage.
Back near the ring, Jack and Stank are still throwing punches, but Jack rakes Stank’s eyes and as Stank staggers away, he grabs a chair and SLAMS it down on Stank’s back, sending him to the floor. Jack waits for Stank to get to his knees, then charges in and nails him with a boot to the back of the head, sending him face first back to the floor. Jack lands a stomp to the back of Stank’s head, driving his face into the concrete. Stank gets up, and blood is pouring from his nose.
At the top of the ramp, Taylor waits for Moose to get up and then nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Taylor quickly pulls Moose to his feet, lifts him by the throat and SLAMS him into the OOTron, breaking more glass. As Moose falls, we see the glass tear his back to shreds. Moose lands on the stage on his hands and knees, and Taylor lands a kick to his ribs, then grabs him and throws him down the ramp. Moose stops rolling about half way down, and Taylor charges and tries a boot to the face, but Moose leans to one side and catches Taylor with a punch to the lower groinal area. Taylor doubles over in pain and falls to the ramp and Moose slowly gets to his feet and heads toward the ring.
Back at ringside, Jack has Stank on his feet against the guard rail and hammers him with punches to the face. Stank catches Jack with a knee to the gut and Moose charges in and clips Jack’s leg from behind sending him to the mat. Moose pulls Jack up and lifts him for an atomic drop, then heads to toward the ring post. He gets Jack’s legs on opposite sides of the post, then Stank grabs Jack’s legs and he pulls as Moose runs toward the post, and Jack gets his boys CRUSHED against the ring post! Hope he never planned on having children. Jack falls to the floor gasping for breath and grabbing his dingos. Stank grabs the chair that Jack used earlier and puts it under Jack’s head, and Moose grabs another chair and climbs to the apron. He is about to run off the apron and slam the chair into Jack’s head when Taylor grabs his foot, tripping him. As Moose falls, the chair slams back into his face and he falls hard to the floor.
Stank charges around the ring and goes after Taylor, but Taylor beats Stank to the punch and slams the big man face first onto the Algonquin Announce table. Taylor rolls Stank onto the table, and climbs up with him, this cannot end well. Taylor pulls Stank up and tries a DDT, but Stank tries to back drop out of it, but Stank can’t get him all the way over and the momentum takes Taylor back and he DRIVES Stank THROUGH the table with a DDT! The fans burst into a HOLY SHIT chant as both men lie in the wreckage of the table.
Not to be outdone by his Five stable mate, Moose pulls a table from under the ring and hefts a still in agony Outback Jack onto it. Moose climbs to the apron, then to the top rope – since he never went into the ring, this is still not an official match – Moose climbs to the top, steadies himself and tries a MOONSAULT but Jack moves off the table and Moose CRASHES through the table to the floor! Japan has not been kind to Moosehead Jack. A piece of the table slices his arm open and he writhes in pain on the floor. Moose notices the blood gushing from his arm and tries to wrap it up Sabu style with the tape from his wrist.
Meanwhile, Taylor has rolled out of the wreckage of his table and staggers to his feet. Jack gets up on the other side of the ring and the two of them trade places. Jack picks up a monitor and SLAMS it into Stank’s head, then chokes Stank. Stank manages to grab a piece of the table, and tries to gouge Jack’s eye out of its socket until he finally breaks the choke. Stank struggles to one knee and lunges at Jack when he gets up taking him down, and slamming the back of his head into the guard rail. Jack is knocked a little loopy and his eyes get glassy. Stank gets to his feet and staggers around a little, blood POURING out his nose now. Stank grabs a cord and wraps it around Jack’s throat and tries to choke the life out of him.
Moose sees Taylor coming and scoots to the ring and reaches under and grabs his barbed wire bat. As Taylor rounds the corner, Moose JAMS it into his ribs, dropping him to the floor. Moose uses the bat to stand up and waits for Taylor to get to his knees, then SLAMS him upside the head sending him sprawling to the floor. Moose grabs Taylor and pulls him against the ring steps and props him up there, then tears some of the barbed wire off his bat and wraps it around his boot, then proceeds to STOMP A MUDHOLE in Taylor! Each kick leaves a nasty gash, and soon Taylor’s chest and face is a horrifying bloody mess. Seeing the blood makes Moose snap, he chokes Taylor, threatening to kill him on the spot, calling him Darling the whole time. DVD steps around the ring post and momentarily distracts Moose. Moose stops the choke and goes after DVD, but DVD easily escapes.
Stank has finally had enough of choking Jack, and Jack appears to be almost unconscious. As Jack is fading, we see the expression on his face change and his eyes roll back into his head. Uh oh. Jack starts firing punches at Stank, backing the big man around the ring. Finally Jack hits a discus punch that sends them both to the floor. Jack pulls Stank up and drags him up the ramp peppering him with punches the whole way. Jack kicks Stank in the knee sending him to the stage, then heads back stage. He comes back with the biggest ladder I have ever seen, probably 20 feet. Do they even make ladders that big? Jack sets the ladder up and starts climbing it, he gets to the top and takes the time to pull a beer out of his pocket, slam it, then crush the can on his forehead before tossing it to the crowd. This gives Stank enough time to recover and climb the opposite side of the ladder. Remember earlier when I said this can’t end well? Yeah, more of that. Stank gets to the top of the ladder and the two men trade punches. Stank gouges Jack’s eyes, then grabs him by the head and hits A PRETTY DAMNED GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER off the TOP OF THE LADDER DOWN THROUGH A TABLE FULL OF RANDOM EQUIPMENT! OH. MY. GOD! No one even bothers to check to see if they are actually alive or not before medics come from the back, and an ambulance is backed into the arena. Might need a hearse instead.
Meanwhile, while Jack and Stank are attempting to commit double homicide, Moose tosses several chairs into the ring, then pulls a blood soaked Danny Taylor up and rolls him into the ring, FINALLY making this an official match. Moose sets Taylor up for a pile driver on one of the chairs, but Taylor backdrops out of it, sort of, he holds onto Moose, turns and finds a chair and DRIVES Moose onto the chair with an ALABAMA SLAM! The back of Moose’s head SLAMS onto the chair and his eyes roll into the back of his head. Taylor falls on Moose, literally, how was he even standing in the first place after losing that much blood? The referee makes a rather fast three count to end this, and he calls for help from the back as well.
WINNERS in 1:27 – Drink & Destroy
STAN FULTON vs. CHAD MADISON – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
After the carnage and brutality of the last match, this match SHOULD be a refreshing change of pace. Chad Madison defeated LD Williams and Matt Folz earlier tonight to receive an Onslaught Championship match. He went over thirteen minutes with two of the best wrestlers in the world, how much will he have left for the massive Stan Fulton? Chad Madison is announced and comes to the ring, and once again the crowd roars their approval. Chad tips his hat to them, drawing even more cheers. The OOWF Onslaught Champion Stan Fulton is announced next and makes his way to the ring, alone this time except for his trusty axe-handle. Fulton gets to ringside and slowly walks all the way around the ring eyeing Madison the whole time, then puts his title and axe handle down on the Croatian Announce Table and steps into the ring. The referee calls both men to the middle of the ring and gives them instructions. Madison extends his hand, Fulton laughs a little, then shakes it. They head to opposite corners and the bell rings.
Madison moves to the middle of the ring and he and Fulton lock up, but Fulton is able to shove the much smaller Madison to the mat with ease. Chad gets to one knee and holds the back of his head and looks hard at Fulton. He gets to his feet and moves in to lock up again, this time he slips behind Fulton and tries to take him to the mat with a waist lock, but he can’t budge the much larger Fulton. Fulton reaches behind him and grabs Chad by the head and slams him between the eyes with a head butt, Chad has rubber legs for a moment, then Fulton sends him to the ropes and sends him to the mat again, this time with a shoulder block. Chad gets to his feet in the corner and Fulton charges in and tries an avalanche, but Chad slips out of the ring to the apron. Fulton puts on the brake before he slams into the corner, but Chad catches him with a kick to the back of the head from outside the ring sending him face first into the turnbuckle. Fulton staggers backward and Chad leaps to the top rope and tries a cross body block, but Fulton catches him and turns it into a power slam! Fulton covers but Chad is able to reach out and grab the bottom rope just before the three count. Chad Madison has used his first rope break.
Fulton pulls Madison to his feet and boxes him upside the head several times with big forearms, he sends Madison to the ropes and lowers his head, Madison tries a sunset flip, but he can’t get the big man over. Fulton steadies himself and tries to drop all his weight down on Madison, but Chad saves his life and moves out of the way. Madison is quickly to his feet and bounces off the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the back of Fulton’s head sending him to the mat. Madison covers, but Fulton kicks out with authority at one. Madison lets Fulton get to one knee, then charges in and nails him with a shining wizard to the side of the head. Fulton wobbles, but he won’t go down. Madison charges in and catches him with a boot to the face that sends the big man to his back. Madison runs to the corner and lands a perfect moonsault, and covers, but only gets a two count.
Madison gets back to his feet and waits for Fulton to get up, then hammers him with kicks to his knees and hamstrings. The big man looks like he is having a hard time standing, Madison grabs his arm, wrings it, then heads to the corner and scales the ropes and tries a hurracarana, but Fulton catches him, and turns the move into a POWERBOMB! Fulton folds Madison in half, he is dead, that’s it. The referee comes in and counts, one, two, thre……NO! Somehow Madison kicks out! Fulton pulls Madison up and sends him into the corner sternum first, then follows him in with an avalanche! Fulton picks up Madison in a back breaker and DRIVES him to the mat with a Death Valley Driver. Fulton covers Madison, but once again, Madison shows his resilience by kicking out at two.
Fulton lands several stomps to Madison’s chest, then pulls him up and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a big bear hug. Madison howls in pain as Fulton wraps his massive arms around him and tries to squeeze the life out of him. Madison tries in vain to squeeze his arms between his body and Fulton’s arms to break the hold. Fulton squeezes harder and Madison starts to fade. The referee checks Madison’s arm, it drops once, twice, just about the third time, but Madison manages to keep it up. He tries to fight back throwing some punches at Fulton’s head, but they have little effect. Fulton squeezes harder as we hear that ten minutes has expired in this match and five minutes remain. Once again the referee checks Madison’s arm and it drops twice, but he manages to keep it from falling a third time. The crowd begins to chant for Madison and he gets a rush of energy and finally manages to slam Fulton between the eyes with a head butt that breaks the hold.
Madison falls to the mat gasping for breath, Fulton kicks him in the mouth and tries to drop an elbow across his chest, but Madison moves out of the way and Fulton hits the mat. Fulton gets to his feet and Madison runs in and BLASTS him with an enzuguri! Fulton staggers, and Madison bounces off the ropes and hits a Chris Jericho bulldog bringing Fulton to the mat. Madison is slow to capitalize though, he is grabbing his ribs in pain. Madison gets to his feet and charges in for a clothesline, but Fulton ducks, Madison puts on the breaks and hits a Pele kick to the top of Fulton’s head. Two minutes remain.
Madison covers again, but once again Fulton kicks out at two. Madison leaps into the air and drops a knee across Fulton’s chest and covers again, but once again, Fulton is out at two. Chad heads to the top rope, he is going to try another SUICIDE LEGDROP Fulton staggers to his feet, but stands up before Madison can leap. Fulton charges into the corner, but Madison grabs him and hits a TORNADO DDT out of the corner! Madison scrambles and covers, one, two…..the bell rings!
WINNER – 15 minute time limit draw
Madison can’t believe it. He looks at the referee in shock and confirms that it was just a two count. Fulton has slipped out of the ring and he grabs his title and axe handle and staggers up the ramp, holding his title high in the air, taunting Madison the whole way back.
NOTHING HAPPENED vs. TYLER VANGARDE & DR. INFIERI
Tyler Vangarde and Dr. Infieri are announced first and they come to the ring accompanied by Ecosystem. Eco climbs into the ring and they huddle and have a bit of a last minute strategy session. While they are doing that, the OOWF world tag team champions Nothing Happened are announced and Davin Moreland and Alexis Darling come out. They pause for a moment and the fans go nuts, cheering loudly for them both. Davin seems to be taking this all in for a moment, then smirks and heads to the ring. He steps over the top rope and Alexis follows him into the ring. Darling moves to start the match, but Davin pushes her aside and tells her this is his. He walks almost all the way over to the DEVILS corner and points to Vangarde and tells him he wants HIM in the middle of the ring, NOW! Tyler, not one to back down from a fight, steps into the ring against Eco’s protests and starts the match. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.
Davin charges in and grabs Tyler in a side head lock and starts pummeling him like he was Nolan Ryan and Tyler was Robin Ventura. Tyler shoves Davin to the ropes, but Davin catches him with a clothesline on the rebound, then mounts him and hammers away some more. Moreland finally pulls Tyler to his feet and sends him to the corner and follows him in with a back elbow to the jaw, then pins him in the corner and beats him down with alternating elbows to the side of the head. Davin walks out and whips Tyler across the ring and follows him, but Tyler manages to get a boot up and catches Davin right in the jaw. Davin turns and staggers back to the middle of the ring, Tyler charges out of the corner and clips the back of Davin’s knee sending him to the mat. Tyler puts his boot on Davin’s face and spins it, causing Davin to howl in pain. Tyler pulls Moreland up and lifts him and drops him with a belly to back suplex, then flips him over and sits on his back and pulls him back in a camel clutch, cross facing his face several times to add to the pain. Tyler keeps the hold locked in trying for a submission, but Davin won’t give up, he slowly works to his feet and falls back into the corner slamming the back of Tyler’s head into the top turnbuckle. Davin pulls Tyler out of the corner and sends him to the ropes and connects with a DOLHPIN KICK to the face. Tyler hits the mat and rolls out of the ring, but Davin follows him to the outside.
Davin grabs Tyler to pull him up, but Tyler catches Davin with an uppercut that rocks the big man’s head back. Tyler gets to his feet and hits a jumping spinning heel kick that sends Davin into the ring barricade ribs first. Davin falls to the floor and Tyler stands on his throat choking him out. Tyler pulls Davin to his feet and tries to whip him into the ring post, but Davin reverses it and Tyler slams face first into the ring post. Vangarde falls to the floor, and when Davin pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, we see that he has been busted open. Davin rolls into the ring and is about to go after Vangarde some more when Alexis yells at him to make the tag. Davin reluctantly tags out and Alexis comes in and covers Tyler, but only get a two count.
Alexis pulls Tyler to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam and covers, but Infieri charges in and drops an elbow across the back of Alexis’ head and grabs her and shoots her into the corner where she slams shoulder first into the ring post. The referee chases Infieri out of the ring and Tyler slowly gets to his feet a little blinded by the blood, and wanders into the wrong corner and gets a punch to the side of the head for his troubles. This seems to wake Vangarde up some, he drop kicks Davin’s ankle which knocks him off the apron to the floor. Tyler runs across the ring and tags in Infieri, and he pulls Alexis to his feet and sends her to the ropes and scoops her up and drops her down on his knee and covers her for a two count.
Infieri pulls Alexis to a sitting position and traps her in a top wrist lock, and twists her arm and shoulder just enough to make her cry out in pain. The referee asks her if she wants to quit, but she refuses. Alexis fights to her feet and backs Infieri against the ropes, the referee calls for a clean break, Alexis breaks, but Infieri tries to sneak in a shot to the head, but Alexis blocks it and buries a knee in his midsection. Alexis pulls Infieri to the middle of the ring and sets him up for a pedigree. Vangarde charges in and BLASTS Alexis on the back of the head, which draws Davin into the fray. The referee tries to get him out of the ring, but Davin goes after Vangarde and the two of them brawl around ringside. Inside the ring, Infierei sends Alexis to the ropes and catches her with a SPEAR! He covers her, but she rolls her shoulder at two. Vangarde escapes Davin and slides back into the ring, Infieri pulls Alexis up and holds her, Tyler lines her up for a super kick, but Alexis moves out of the way and Tyler catches Infieri on the jaw! He hits the mat in a heap and from the outside Davin grabs Tyler again and pulls him under the bottom rope and they fight on the outside again. Inside, Alexis covers Infieri and Eco makes it into the ring a second too late, and Nothing Happens gets the win.
WINNERS in 10:40 – Nothing Happened
After the match, Tyler rolls back into the ring and he and Infieri get into a heated argument. Eco gets into the ring and tries to separate them. Tyler looks disgusted and waves them both off and leaves the ring and heads to the back.
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THE DEAD vs. DAMON WRATH – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchDamon Wrath is announced first and makes his way to the ring, accompanied by his partner Tytan, for a rare singles match. He steps between the ropes and looks focused and ready to go. Tytan gives him a few last minute tips and steps out of the ring to the floor. The Dead is announced next and the crowd boos him loudly. The Intercontinental champion comes out from the back with Eco at his side. They make their way to the ring, relishing in the boos of the fans. Dead steps into the ring and takes off the title and charges over to Wrath’s corner and shoves the title in his face and reminds him that THIS is going home with HIM tonight. Wrath doesn’t even blink. Dead backs off and hands the title to the referee who holds it in the air, he calls for the bell and the title match is underway! Wrath charges in and catches Dead by surprise with a forearm to the side of the head that sends him to the mat, Wrath is immediately on top of him, and grabs his leg and hits several rapid spinning toe holds, then traps Dead in a figure four! Dead has hardly had time to take in what happened to him and he finds himself in a submission hold! He howls in pain, but manages to scoot to the bottom rope and force the break. Wrath releases the hold and tries to slide out of the ring to conference with Eco, but Wrath grabs him and pulls him back into the ring, pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes. On the rebound, Wrath catches Dead with a hip toss, sending him to the mat, then follows that with several stiff kicks to the back. He lets Dead get to his feet, then bounds off the ropes and catches him with a running knee to the jaw. Dead staggers back to the ropes, then falls between the ropes to the floor at Tytan’s feet. Tytan just kneels down and looks Dead in the eye. When Dead realizes it is Tytan he scrambles to get to his feet, back peddling the whole time. He trips over the ring steps and falls flat on his back. Eco rushes around the ring and consoles Dead and tries to calm him down. Finally, realizing that the referee is counting, Eco tells Dead to get back into the ring. Dead rolls under the bottom rope and gets to his feet, and walks right into a release belly to belly suplex from Wrath. Dead backs into the corner begging for mercy. Wrath follows him in, and gets a little too close. Dead grabs Wrath’s tights and pulls him into the corner, Wrath slams face first into the turnbuckle and slumps to the mat. Dead gets to his feet and runs the ropes and charges into the corner and slams a knee into the back of Wrath’s head. Dead slams Wrath backward to the mat and covers him, hooking the leg, but Wrath rolls his shoulder at two. Dead pulls Wrath up and slams him on the mat, then drops a leg across his chest, gets back up and hits the THREE DEMONS, leg drops from the bottom rope, a leg from the middle rope, and a leg from the top rope. Dead covers Wrath and gets another two count, but once again Wrath rolls his shoulder at two. Dead pulls Wrath to his feet and lifts him for a belly to back suplex, but Wrath shifts his weight and takes Dead to the mat with a side head lock, which he quickly works around into an anaconda vice. Wrath squeezes Dead’s head and tries for the submission. Eco calls out instructions to Dead and finally Dead works around enough to get his foot on the bottom rope, barely, forcing another break. Wrath pulls Dead up, and Eco offers just enough distraction to the referee to allow Dead to hit a low blow and rolls Wrath up into a small package. The referee turns around and slaps the mat twice, but Wrath kicks out again. Dead is a little frustrated at this and barks at the referee. Dead waits for Wrath to get to his knees and hammers him with kicks to the shoulders, ribs, and head. The shot to the head sends Wrath face down on the mat. Dead drops a knee across the back of his head and rolls him over and covers again, but somehow, Wrath keeps kicking out. Dead waits for Wrath to start getting up, then heads to the corner and waits. As Dead stands up Wrath leaps, trying for a flying hurracarana, but Wrath catches him and power bombs him to the mat, and folds Dead up and covers, but Dead kicks out at two, as he kicks out, Wrath holds onto his foot and flips him over and traps him in a STF – the real kind, not Cena’s shitty version. Wrath wrenches back on Dead’s head and tries for another submission. Dead manages to literally get his pinky finger on the rope forcing the break, and saving his title. Wrath releases the hold and slides out of the ring to conference with Eco again. Wrath does not give him time to plan any strategy though, he reaches over the top rope and grabs Dead by the hair and pulls him onto the apron where he hooks him for a suplex. Wrath lifts Dead into the air, but while the referee is not looking, Eco reaches in and grabs his leg throwing Wrath off balance just a little. Wrath stumbles but does not go down, he drops Dead, who falls to the mat with a thud. Wrath reaches over the ropes and tries to get Eco, but he can’t quite reach him, Eco deftly moves out of the way, or so he thinks. He is paying too much attention to Wrath and never sees Tytan fly around the ring and he gets KILLED by a spear! Tytan and Eco roll around on the floor trading punches. Wrath turns his attention back to Dead, who is now on his feet, as Wrath turns around, Dead POPS him with CLOSE THE CASKET! Wrath hits the mat hard, Dead falls on him and covers, putting his feet on the ropes for good measure, the referee never sees THIS, and Dead gets the one, two, three! WINNER in 12:41 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental champion – The Dead FIREWOMAN vs. POE vs. ECOSYSTEM vs. TYTAN – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Fatal Four WayEco and Tytan are still fighting at ringside. Dead and Wrath have made their way to the back. Since they are already at the ring, they are not getting introductions. Poe is announced first and he comes up through the stage with Selena. They make their way to the ring hardly even noticing Tytan and Eco battling around ringside. Poe holds the ropes for Selena and she steps into the ring and skips around before stopping in the corner where Poe is. She stands in front of him with her arms crossed defiantly. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Firewoman is announced and makes her way to the ring. She pauses for a moment to watch Tytan and Eco hammer away at one another then shrugs her shoulders and steps into the ring. The referee tries to get Eco and Tytan’s attention, but they are too consumed with trying to maim one another. Poe holds the ropes for Selena and she takes her spot at ringside. The referee calls Poe and Firewoman to the middle of the ring and holds up the world title. Poe, somewhat surprisingly offers a handshake to Fire. She eyes him carefully, but Poe’s expression never changes. At the top of the ramp, a heavily bandaged Moosehead Jack and Stank walk out to watch the match, LD Williams joins them as well. Fire sees this and smirks a little, then shakes Poe’s hand. The referee calls for the bell and the main event is underway! Poe and Firewoman move to the middle of the ring and lock up. Poe easily backs Fire into the corner and the referee calls for a clean break. Poe slowly breaks the hold and backs to the middle of the ring. As he does, Eco charges into the ring and blind sides Poe with a forearm to the back of the head. Eco chokes Poe on the mat, but Fire flies out of the corner and connects with a kick to the side of Eco’s head sending him to the mat. Poe quickly gets to his feet and he and Fire grab Eco and send him to the ropes and elevate him on the rebound with a double back body drop. Eco gets to his feet and staggers into the corner, Poe drops to his hands and knees and Fire gets a running start and leaps off his back and NAILS Eco with a flying forearm into the corner. Eco staggers out and does a Flair flop to the mat. Tytan climbs to the apron and slowly steps between the ropes and eyes his two enemies. Fire and Poe circle and work until they surround Tytan. Fire darts in from the front and grabs Tytan’s leg, Tytan fights to stay on his feet, but Poe drops him with a clothesline to the back of the head. Firewoman pulls Tytan up and hits an inverted atomic drop that sends Tytan staggering, then clotheslines him over the top rope and out of the ring. Across the ring, Poe pulls Eco up and throws him over the top rope. Fire sees Poe’s back is turned and she comes up behind him and rolls him up for a two count. Poe kicks out and gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline from Fire, puts on the brakes and catches a rebounding Fire with a kick to the ribs. Fire falls to her knees grabbing her ribs in pain, Poe looks down at her and……smiles? This enrages Fire and she gets to her feet and she and Poe trade clubbing blows. Finally Tytan and Eco are back in the ring. Tytan grabs Poe and spins him around and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Eco grabs Fire from behind and KILLS her with a lung blower. Eco tries to covers, but Fire kicks out before the referee even hits the mat. Fire spins to her feet to go after Eco, but he slips out of the ring and avoids her wrath. Across the ring, Tytan has Poe trapped in the corner and delivers several shoulder blocks to the midsection. Fire charges in and rolls Tytan up from behind, but he kicks out at two sending her right toward Poe, who explodes out of the corner and nearly kills Fire with a clothesline! Fire does a 360 and lands face down on the mat. Poe flips her over and covers, but Eco pulls Poe out of the ring from outside. Eco hammers Poe with lefts and rights, keeping the big man on the floor. Eco grabs a cord from the floor and wraps it around his throat and tries to choke him out. Inside the ring, Tytan pulls Fire to her feet and sends her to the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a power slam. He covers, but Fire kicks out at two. Outside the ring, Eco releases the choke on Poe and he falls to his hands and knees gasping for breath. Poe gets up and staggers against the ring post. Eco grabs a monitor from the Saudi Announce Table and charges at Poe, but Poe moves out of the way and the monitor smashes against the steel. Inside the ring, Tytan pulls Fire up and calls for the TYTAN DRIVER he lifts her in the air, but Fire slips out of his grasp and lands on her feet behind him. Tytan spins around and Fire catches him with a spinning heel kick to the head that sends him to the mat. On the outside, Poe grabs Eco and lifts him in the air and drops him throat first on the guard rail. Eco’s head snaps back and he falls to the floor. Poe slides into the ring and spins Fire around, goozles her and lifts her for a choke slam, then drops her across his knee, right down on those injured ribs. Poe covers Fire, but Tytan recovers in time to charge in and break up the count at two. Tytan pulls Poe to his feet and bear hugs him, then drives him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Tytan hooks Poe’s leg, but Poe kicks out at two. Tytan pulls him up and lifts him in a fireman’s carry then hits a forward splash that takes him right to the corner. Tytan shows surprising agility for a big man and leaps to the middle ropes and drops an elbow on Poe. He covers again, but Eco reaches in from the outside and rakes Tytan’s eyes before the three. Eco slides into the ring and kicks Tytan in the face, then stomps on Poe’s head, then turns his attention to Fire, who is just getting to her feet. He grabs her from behind and hits a Randy Orton backbreaker. Seems to be open season on Fire’s ribs today. Eco climbs to the top rope and kind of mocks Fire by pointing to himself and yelling BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Eco leaps, but Fire gets her knees up and Eco slams stomach first on them, then falls to the mat gasping for air. Fire drags Eco to the ropes where the referee can’t see and pulls her garrote out of her boot and wraps it around Eco’s throat and chokes him with it. Eco’s face turns a disturbing shade of purple as he gasps for air. Across the ring Tytan gets to his feet first and stumbles across the ring and pulls Fire off of Eco, inadvertently saving his life no doubt. He has Fire by the hair, but Fire turns around and NAILS him with a thrust to the throat! Tytan turns and staggers, and Poe, now on his feet, charges in for a HIEROGLYPH but Tytan moves out of the way, and Fire takes the move square in the face! The force of the shot sends Fire out of the ring to the floor where she lies motionless. Poe snarls at Tytan and turns and nails him with a kick to the side of the head, then traps him in the ASP LOCK! Poe sees Eco getting to his feet, so he lifts Tytan and turns the asp lock into a choke slam. Poe tries to clothesline Eco but he ducks it and backdrops Poe out of the ring to the floor. Tytan is on his hands and knees and Eco swoops in and rolls him up in a maghistral cradle, but Tytan kicks out at two. Tytan gets to his feet and staggers back to the corner. Eco charges in and tries a splash, but Tytan catches him and swats him to the mat. Poe reaches in and grabs Tytan’s legs and pulls him to the mat, then posts him! Tytan howls in pain and Poe pulls him out of the ring and throws him into the guard rail. Across the ring, Firewoman is on her feet, but her face is bloody, looks like a gash under her eye and a bloody nose. Fire see’s Eco struggling to get to his feet, she slides under the ropes and waits for Eco to turn around, when he does, she POPS him with a super kick. Eco hits the mat, and Fire grabs his arms and DRIVES his face into the mat with a FIRESTOMP! Fire flips Eco over and covers, hooking his leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE! Poe is just a second too late getting back into the ring to break it up! WINNER in 36:31 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Firewoman The referee hands Fire the title and she gets to her feet. Poe stands in front of her, Fire smirks and hefts the title onto her shoulder a little, and winces from the pain in her ribs. She offers Poe her hand, but he glares at her and snarls, then leaves the ring and heads to the back with Selena in tow. Poe and Selena walk right by the rest of the Five without so much as a glance and heads to the back. Fire stands in the ring victoriously as we fade to black. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF Hell On Earth 6 PPV, Live! September, 26th, from Dayton, Ohio! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! Live September 1st Live! From 100 Mile House, British Columbia, Canada.
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