OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From 100 Mile House, British Columbia, Canada
DR. INFIERI vs. TYLER VANGARDEA quote appears on the OO Tron:
“We are each our own DEVIL, and we make this world our hell”- Oscar Wilde.Doctor Infieri steps out with Ecosystem & Lauren Phoenix to tremendous boos. The three appear stoic and unaffected by the crowd.
The lights go out and Death from Above blasts through the arena. Tyler Vangarde comes to the ring to mostly boos, but a few cheers mixed in due in part to him questioning his allegiance to Ecosystem and the rest of E DEVILS. Vangarde enters the ring and stares at Ecosystem, who has decided to remain standing at the top of the ramp instead of following Infieri to the ring.
Russ: This matchup should be an interesting one. Infieri is a well-educated man who excels in technical skill going up against Vangarde, a man who specializes in street brawling.Razz: Not to mention the fact that Vangarde has been showing doubts recently about the actions of Ecosystem and the rest of E DEVILS stemming from the faction’s acceptance of their newest member, Eric O’ Mac.Infieri and Tyler meet face-to-face and appear to have a short exchange of words. Infieri extends his hand in a rare sign of respect, which Vangarde slaps away. Infieri responds to this act of disrespect with a slap to the face. Vangarde gets even closer to Infieri’s face now.
I: You may still be affiliated with our illustrious organization, but you would be most wise to know your place, you despondent rapscallion.Tyler answers with a head butt to Infieri’s face, followed by a flurry of elbows, backing Infieri into the corner. Junior Hale referee calls for the break, and Vangarde backs away. Vangarde charges back to the corner but Infieri counters by jabbing his thumb into Tyler’s eye, following by a clubbing shot to the back of Vanguard’s neck.
There’s nothing academic about Infieri here as he continues to viciously hammer down on Vangarde. Infieri stomps on various parts of Vanguard’s body, followed by a knee drop to the chest. Infieri picks up Tyler for a Backdrop Suplex and goes for the pin, which Tyler kicks out of at 2.
Infieri attempts an Irish whip, which Tyler counters with a knee to the gut. Vangarde slaps Infieri twice, followed by a spinning back fist, and a roundhouse kick to the back to the skull. Infieri however still has the wherewithal to know where he is as he ducks the roundhouse kick and counters by locking on the Gordian Knot.
Tyler struggles for air as Infieri locks on the hold even tighter. Tyler looks like he is about to pass out, but is able to muster up enough momentum to move back and slam Infieri hard into the corner. Infieri’s grip loosens just enough for Vangarde to counter the judo hold with a judo hip toss.
Infieri runs back toward Tyler, who dodges and hits a series of stiff punches followed by a Rolling Elbow and finished with a hard roundhouse kick to the back of the skull, which finally connects. Infieri has no idea where he is at this point and stumbles to the corner.
Tyler runs full-speed and hits Infieri from behind with a vicious Yakuza Kick to the back of the skull. Infieri drops to his knees, unaware of where or even who he is. Tyler heads to the opposite corner, runs back and hits a flipping senton into the corner, smashing Infieri face-first into the middle turnbuckle.
Tyler stands up a disoriented Infieri, who at this point isn’t even able to stand under his own power. Tyler hits a series of stiff knees to the gut, follows up with the Tiger Driver 91 and holds it for the pin fall.
WINNER by pin fall at 11:24- Tyler Vangarde
After the match, Ecosystem enters the ring and raises Tyler’s hand. Tyler quickly pulls away from Ecosystem, conflicted about whether or not he should re-align himself with Ecosystem. After about a minute or two, Tyler begrudgingly accepts Ecosystem’s offer and shakes his hand to rousing boos.
Ecosystem & Lauren Phoenix help Infieri to his feet and the four head to the back.
RAVENNA BLUE vs. LD WILLIAMSThe lights go down in the arena and a familiar red V flashes across the OOWFtron as The Fives LD Williams makes his way to the ring. The crowd is primarily booing with a smattering of slight cheers. LD ignores all of this stepping into the ring all business. The strains of Evanacense hits causing the crowd to erupt in cheers as fan favorite Ravenna Blue makes her way out. She pauses at the top of the ramp soaking it in before sprinting down to the ring. Ravenna vaults over the top rope and heads to the top turnbuckle soaking in the adoration. The referee comes to the center and calls for the bell. Ravenna and LD circle slowly before locking up. The bigger LD is able to out muscle Ravenna pushing her back into the corner. The ref gets between them, and LD gives the clean break, but not before give a small pat to Ravenna’s cheek. This fires Ravenna up who comes charging out of the corner. LD goes for a clothesline, but Ravenna ducks it. LD turns and eats a standing dropkick from Ravenna. Ravenna attempts to run at him to follow up, however LD has recovered and hits her with a snap power slam. LD picks Ravenna up and lifts her for a vertical suplex. He holds her up for what seems to be forever before dropping her with a loud thud. LD puts the boots to her before lifting her up again. LD sends Ravenna to the ropes with an Irish whip. Ravenna seems to have regained her composure, and grabs the ropes stopping her momentum. LD attempts to charge in with a big boot, but Ravenna drops taking the ropes with her and dumping LD to the outside. As LD gets to his feet, Ravenna bounces off the far ropes and comes flying through the ropes with a tope con hilo. Both combatants are down as the ref begins to count.
As the ref reaches Five, Ravenna gets back to her feet and slides into the ring. LD follows closely behind, but ends up eating a leg drop across the back of his head. Ravenna grabs one of LD's arms and rolls him over into a cross arm breaker. LD is in pain but fighting past it. He rolls over onto his knees, but Ravenna maintains the hold. LD struggles to his feet, and in an amazing show of strength gets Ravenna up into the air and drops her with a one armed power bomb. This is enough to cause her to break the hold. LD starts shaking the pain out of his arm, and puts a couple of boots to Ravenna. He picks her up and sets her up for another power bomb. As he lifts her into the air, Ravenna hooks her legs around his head and hits a hurricanrana. LD quickly gets to his feet. Ravenna goes for a super kick, but LD catches her leg. Before he can act, Ravenna hits a picture perfect enzeguri. LD stumbles back into the corner, and Ravenna follows him in with a flying knee. The crowd erupts behind the Valor member, and Ravenna turns raising her arms in acknowledgement to the fans. This moment of distraction is all LD needs to recover. He bull rushes Ravenna from behind catching her with an overhead release German suplex. Ravenna is turned a complete 180 landing hard on her face and chest. LD comes over and grabs both of her arms. LD nails a nasty curb stomp, and Ravenna appears to be nearly unconscious. LD comes over to Ravenna and leans in. The OOWF cameraman is right there and we can hear him say "Fire told you to stay away from her brother." This seems to bring some clarity to Ravenna, and as LD goes to pick her up, she nails his face with her knee. Ravenna follows this up by grabbing LD's head and pulling him into a small package pin. The Ref drops to the floor and makes the count 1 2 3. LD kicks out, but it is just a fraction of a second too late.
WINNER in 15:27 bye pin fall Ravenna Blue.
After the match, LD gets to his feet both shocked and pissed. Ravenna has already slipped out of the ring and is slowly backing up the ramp. She is holding her jaw with one hand as the Ref raises the other in victory. LD is pacing the ring like a mad man apparently not pleased with this turn of events. The crowd continues to cheer as Ravenna pauses at the top of the ramp and throws up a V for Valor, before heading to the back.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. J-P SPARXXThe crowd is anxious with anticipation for this one. Can the rookie pull off another huge upset against the well decorated OOWF veteran Alexander Darling? “Let It Rock” fires up and the arena goes bright white. Eventually, we see JP Sparxx, posing in a douchebaggish manner, and Ms. Jewel slides in beside him to a chorus of boos. Ignoring the boos, Sparxx tells the crowd how great he is on his way to the ring; making the international “I pinned him 1-2-3” gestures before climbing into the ring. “I Stand Alone” comes over the sound system; even though Alexander is accompanied to the ring by his sister Alexis, who is in her wrestling gear, due to her own match this evening. They walk down to the ring to cheers, but Alexander is not having it. He climbs into the ring with murder in his eyes and charges right at JP Sparxx and starts clubbering him about the neck and shoulders. Fall River's Own Referee Angelo Barros is caught off-guard, so he's late calling for the bell, but he finally does. WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Alex continues his beating, now adding kicking to his repertoire, and Sparxx is in the rope trying to block all the shots. Barros has to get in between the two, and Jewel is screaming her displeasure of these events from the outside. Alexis quickly moves over to Jewel's side of the ring and screams “Shut up, ho, before I bitchslap you”. This seems to have the desired effect as Jewel clams up quickly. Back to the action and the two are in a lockup. Sparxx holds out for a bit, but Darling shoves him into the corner. Chop-WHOO Chop-WHOO and Sparxx sells it like a vet. Darling is not interested in looking pretty in this one, as he has gone all bowling shoe on Sparxx. Sparxx has a cut above his eye now, and Darling continues to bloody him.
Darling, sensing little resistance from the rookie, continues to bludgeon him, with little thought of defending himself. This proves to be a mistake, as Sparxx is able to catch Darling's arm and reverse the punch into a sweet DDT. Both men are down, and Barros starts a count. Suddenly the crowd pops as Davin Moreland comes down the ramp with no music, and holding a steel chair. He walks to the end of the ramp, unfolds the chair, and has himself a seat, apparently to watch the action. Sparxx is up, sporting a sweet crimson mask, and waits for Darling to sit up in the far corner. Hesitation Dropkick from Sparxx connects, and Sparxx heads to the top. He signals for the 450...and connects! Right into the cover...1...2...Darling gets his hand on the rope. Sparxx goes batshit, and starts shoving Barros, who is forced to point to the OOWF logo on his shirt. Don't shoot the messenger, kid. Darling uses the distraction to pull Sparxx down for a roll-up, but instead of stacking him up for a pin, Darling rolls him through and locks in a DARLING MONEY CLIP!
Sparxx is in huge trouble, and Darling is really cinching in this hold, with nothing but sheer anger on his face. Suddenly, a chair flies into the ring, and Barros goes to investigate as Sparxx starts tapping. Jewel, who apparently threw the chair, runs along the outside of the ring in an attempt to break the hold. Alexis knew this was coming, and LEVELS Jewel with a clothesline. Jewel may well be dead. Sparxx, unaware of all this, has stopped tapping, and started ELBOWING DARLING IN THE NOSE! Darling, having suffered several dozen broken noses here in the OOWF is able to hold out for a long time before he has to let go. Coincidentally, Barros has figured out how to throw the chair out of the ring right about this time. Sparxx is the worse for wear, and Darling has gone from angry to incensed now. He starts dropping knees to the face of Sparxx in an attempt to break HIS nose. He may have succeeded as well, although Sparxx is covered in so much blood that we can't tell right now. Darling hauls Sparxx to his feet and tries for a belly-to-belly, but Sparxx lands on his feet! He hits an Edge-o-matic before charging to the ropes and trying for a Springboard Moonsault, but NOBODY'S HOME! Darling quickly moves behind Sparxx, and it's TIME FOR GERMANS! 1...2...3...4....5 German Suplexes in total, and I don't think Sparxx could spell his own name at this point, he's been dropped on his head so many times. Darling waits for him to get to his feet. Sparxx does, and swings wildly with a haymaker that draws nothing but air. Darling ducked it, and gets under Sparxx, before landing a DARLING DRIVER! No one's getting up from that.
WINNER in 13:21 by PINFALL, Alexander Darling!
Post-match, Darling starts yelling at Sparxx and appears to consider putting the boots to him before Davin slides in and pats his brother-in-law on the shoulder. Darling looks at him incredulously before his sister joins in and talks him out of it. Davin fist bumps his tag partner, slides out, grabs his chair and goes home. The Darling Twins do some posing as medical personnel come in to check on Sparxx and Jewel.
MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK vs. DRINK & DESTROY – Onslaught Rules Match, Winner Gets a Guaranteed Title ShotMoosehead Jack and Stank are announced first and make their way to the ring. Moose is still clearly in a VERY foul mood. He snarls as the fans boo and threatens a few people but Stank holds him back. They climb into the ring and wait for their opponents. Drink and Destroy, Outback Jack and Danny Taylor are announced, and they come through the crowd to the ring while DVD walks down the aisle. They meet at ringside, Jack slams his Fosters, then they climb onto the apron. Normally, this is where an insane, bloody brawl would start, but, onslaught rules and all. Stank steps into the ring for the Five and Jack comes in for Drink and Destroy. You can tell they are just itching to tear one another apart, but they stand there glaring at one another while the referee goes through the rules of the match. Finally he calls for the bell and we are ready to go.
The two men come nose to nose, and you just KNOW they want nothing more than to throw down and beat one another senseless. Instead they lock up and Stank easily pushes Jack to the corner. Stank winds up and is ready to land a punch, when the referee calls for a clean break. Stank looks at him and snarls, then backs off. They meet in the middle of the ring again and lock up, this time Jack nails Stank with a knee to the gut, and wrings his arm. Jack snaps Stank’s arm and he drops to one knee. Stank fights back to his feet and tries to whip Jack to the ropes, but Jack reverses it. On the rebound, Jack tries a hip toss, but Stank blocks it and reverses it into a back slide for a two count. Jack and Stank both get to their feet, but Jack is a little faster and catches Stank with a drop kick on the jaw sending him staggering to the corner. Jack charges in and leaps to the middle rope, normally I would think he would do a ten punches o’doom, instead he nails Stank with a forearm to the side of the head, then tries a monkey flip out of the corner, but Stank holds onto the ropes and Jack falls off the ropes to the mat. As he gets to his feet, Stank explodes out of the corner and nearly decapitates Jack with a clothesline.
Stank drags Jack to the Five corner, and holds him wide open and tags in Moose. Moose steps between the ropes and lands a kick to the ribs, sending Jack to the mat. Moose pulls Jack up and snapmares him to a sitting position on the mat, bounces off the ropes and drives a knee into the back of his head sending Jack to the mat. Moose bounds off the ropes again and drops a knee across his chest, keeps him on the mat and makes the quick tag back to Stank. Stank comes in and plants a boot right in the middle of Jack’s chest, then drops an elbow and covers, but only gets a two count.
Moose and Stank pick out Jack’s leg and work the knee and ankle for several minutes keeping him isolated in their half of the ring. Moose and Stank make quick tags back and forth keeping the fresh man in the ring, their experience in tag team wrestling showing. They get several near falls on Jack, and after almost five minutes of abuse, they have Jack in some trouble. Moose is in the ring and he has Jack trapped in an Indian Death Lock. Jack howls in pain but won’t give up. Moose snarls and yells for him to give up or he will break his leg. Jack makes it to the bottom rope and grabs it using his
first rope break Moose is undaunted, he pulls Jack away from the ropes, makes a quick tag to Stank, then traps Jack in a figure four. Stank steps in and bounces off the ropes and splashes their legs! Jack howls in pain and grabs his leg, it may very well be broken. Moose slides out of the ring just before the five count and Stank looks down at Jack and laughs. He pulls Jack to his feet and grabs his injured leg, but Jack stuns Stank with an enzuguri. Stank falls to one knee, and Jack desperately crawls to his corner. Stank catches him just before he makes the tag and the crowd boos loudly. Stank pulls him into the middle of the ring and tries to apply a sharp shooter, but as he leans in, Jack rakes his eyes drawing
Jack’s first warning from the referee. Jack starts crawling to the corner again and the crowd is roaring. Finally, he lunges and makes the tag to Taylor and the crowd erupts!
Taylor comes in and ducks a Stank clothesline, when Stank turns around he catches him with a boot to the gut, wrings his arm, and connects with a savate kick to the head that sends Stank to the mat. Moose comes into the ring and he gets a big back body drop for his troubles. Moose gets to his feet and Taylor charges and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Stank struggles to his feet and staggers toward Taylor, Taylor grabs him by the throat, lifts him in the air and drives him to the mat! Taylor covers, but Stank kicks out at two. On the outside, we see Jack on the floor holding his leg. He uses the guard rail to get to his feet. Moose spots this and races around the ring and KILLS Jack with a chop block! Jack falls to the floor writhing in pain, the referee sees this and gives Moose his
first warning. Moose plays innocent and heads back to his corner, but the damage has been done. Inside the ring, Taylor and Stank are trading shots to the side of the head. Taylor gets the better of it and bounds off the ropes toward Stank, but he catches him with a side slam, and covers him for a two count.
Stank gets to his feet and tags in Moose. Moose, being the fresher man, and hating Taylor, charges into the ring and as Taylor is looking up, Moose SLAMS him in the face with a knee! Taylor’s head snaps back and his eyes get a little glassy as blood pours from his nose. Moose waits for Taylor to get to his feet and nails him with a buisaku knee followed by a ranhei! Moose covers, but Taylor kicks out! Moose snarls and tags in Stank, then grabs Taylor in a camel clutch. Stank comes into the ring and HAMMERS Taylor with kicks to the chest and face until the referee hits four and Moose breaks the hold and heads to the outside. Stank pulls Taylor up and HAMMERS him with the SHITFACED! More blood flows from Taylor’s nose and Stank drags him to the Drink & Destroy corner and yells “WHERE’S YOUR PARTNER NOW ROOK?” Jack is still on the floor, grabbing his knee. OOWF medical officials are out checking on him, but Jack is shoving them away trying to get on his feet and back into the match.
The taunting only infuriates Taylor who fights to his feet and hammers Stank with forearms to the side of the head, then sends Stank to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big boot to the face. Taylor grabs Stank and hits a t-bone suplex and covers Stank. Moose runs into the ring and breaks it up drawing his
second referee warning. Taylor spits some blood at Moose, which makes Moose furious. He tries to get back to Taylor, but the referee orders him out of the ring, threatening a disqualification. Moose looks like he seriously considers nailing the referee, then reconsiders and steps out of the ring. Jack is slowly climbing the stairs and the crowd is cheering him on. You can see something is up with his knee, he can barely put any weight on it. Taylor heads to the corner, but Stank grabs his leg and pulls him to the mat. They jockey for position and Taylor ends up with the upper hand, grabbing Stank’s arms as they get to their feet, wringing it, then leaping in the air and taking Stank down into a FUJIWARA ARM BAR! Stank howls in pain, but will not tap. He works to get his feet under him, and has Taylor on his back and hammers him with punches to the face to force the break, while also getting his
first warning. Taylor finally releases the hold and Stank frees his arm, shaking it to get the feeling back in it.
Taylor gets to his feet and staggers into a neutral corner. Stank charges in and nails him with an avalanche, but is still trying to shake the feeling into his arm. Stank works to get Taylor to the top rope, but it takes A LOT out of him. He pauses for a moment, then hooks Taylor for the CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! Stank steps out of the corner, but Jack somehow FINALLY makes it into the ring, and charges at Stank (as much as you can with one leg) and NAILS him with a SPEAR! Enough of a spear for Stank to lose his balance and fall to the mat. Taylor hits the mat hard, the referee gives Jack his
second warning and escorts him out of the ring. Stank is still favoring his arm, and Taylor is crawling to the D&D corner. Once again the crowd is practically salivating for the tag, screaming for Taylor to make it. He crawls the last few feet and slaps Jack’s arm and the place goes batshit insane!
Jack limps into the ring and falls on Stank and HAMMERS him with punches to the side of the head drawing his
third and final warning from the referee. Jack stops with the punches and rolls Stank over and hammerlocks his arm, then bridges trying for a submission. Stank snarls in pain and Jack threatens to snap his arm and tear his shoulder out of socket. Moose runs into the ring and kicks Jack’s knee, immediately forcing the break. Moose gets his
third and final warning from the referee and quickly heads back to the apron. Stank drags himself to the Five corner and makes the tag. He rolls out to the floor and falls to his knees grabbing his shoulder in pain.
Moose comes in and drops a knee across Jack’s knee. OBJ is pale with pain at this point and grabbing his knee in obvious agony. Moose sees his opening and grabs the injured leg and traps him in another figure four. Jack yells in pain, he takes it for as long s he can, Moose breaks the hold and reapplies it, while standing, then falls backward hard. Jack can no longer take it, and he has to tap out!
WINNERS in 22:51 – Moosehead Jack & Stank
Moose keeps the hold on and Taylor comes into the ring and kicks Moose in the mouth, breaking the hold. Moose quickly gets to his feet, but before things can escalate, Canadian Mounties flood the ring, REAL Canadian police, not the normal “police” that come to wrestling events. They quickly separate Moose and Taylor. GM the Rick is in the middle of the fray yelling to keep them all apart. Taylor backs off and checks on his partner who is still grabbing his leg. Moose slips out of the ring and checks on Stank, who is still on one knee outside the ring grabbing his shoulder and elbow. Moose helps the big man up and they head to the back reveling in their victory and relishing the boos that rain down on them.
MATT FOLZ vs. ERIC O’MACThe badass guitar work of the Foo Fighter's Baker Street start up as Matt Folz makes his way to the ring to a mixture of cheers and boos, not quite 50/50 but you can definitely hear some cheers. The crowd shows no such confusion as Mama Said Knock You Out starts playing and Eric O'Mac enters to a sound chorus of boos. The two former Onslaught Champions shake hands and we're underway.
Collar and elbow tie up to start. Folz overpowers him, drives him into the corner, surprisingly giving a clean break. Another tie-up, Folz drives him into the corner again. This time however when the ref tries to break them, Folz cheap shots Eric with a short strong right hand. Eric smirks and comes charging out of the corner with a clothesline which Folz ducks, taking Eric down with a drop toe hold, Folz foolishly goes for the ankle lock too early allowing Eric to turn and kick Folz through the ropes. Folz up quickly, slapping the apron in visible frustration, looking up to see Eric crashing down on him with a beautiful Con Tope Hilo.
Eric follows that up by slamming Folz down hard on the floor, then rolls him back into the ring. Looking to end the match early, he hits Folz with a springboard leg drop for a very close 2 count. He then follows that up with a very impressive series of moves, vertical suplex, flying head scissors, and an enziguiri which gets another close 2 count. Shoulder breaker followed by a swinging neck breaker and a la magistral cradle get another 2 count. Short arm clothesline takes Folz down again, Eric goes up top waiting.....Picture perfect missile dropkick catches Folz flush on the jaw. Eric back up top, looking to end it with a moonsault........MISSES. Folz moves out of the way just in time.
Folz starts clearing the cobwebs a bit and begins to take control with an array of suplexes. Head and arm Folzplex, Belly to belly suplex, brain buster. Picking Eric up, setting up behind him, Tiger suplex. 1....2....thr....no, Eric just slips out. Folz disagrees and glares at referee Mel Creech, then goes back to his attack, picking Eric up, shooting him off the robes, beautiful old school Arn Anderson style spine buster. Fisherman's suplex gets a 2 and 999/1000th count, Eric kicks out at the last possible moment. Folz is now livid, convinced he got a 3 count that time, turns and threatens Creech, which allows Eric to schoolboy him for a 1 count. Folz takes him back down with a powerful lariat, then spends the next few minutes working on the knee/ankle before finally locking in the ankle lock. Eric stuggles, trying to get to the ropes, but Folz pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Eric has his hand up, looking close to tapping, but with one last burst of energy he barely reaches the ropes. Folz attempts an Angle Slam, but Eric wiggles out and reverses to an Angle Slam of his own!! Covering for a close two count, now it's Eric’s turn to show displeasure with the referee. Eric picks Folz up, Power bomb connects, Eric rolls through and bridges, Another 2 count. Eric tries to go back up to the top, but takes too long, allowing Folz to recover and crotch him on the top rope. Folz climbing up, taking Eric, Lambeau Leap (Top Rope Angle Slam) Connects just as the bell rings. Creech goes over and talks to the timekeeper, the time limit has expired.
WINNER - 30 minute time limit draw
STAN FULTON vs. CHAD MADISON – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchTime for a championship match here in the OOWF as the Onslaught Championship is about to be decided. Coming out first is the man who came within a hair’s breadth of possibly winning the title on Sunday night, Chad Madison. The former tag team champion has been on his own the past few weeks as his partner is on a leave of absence and has made it his goal to win the Onslaught Title. He’ll have a tough time accomplishing that goal as he faces the current champ, the monster Stan “The Crusher” Fulton who is now making his way down to the ring.
Both men meet in the center of the ring as Hightower goes over the rules and then calls for the bell and we are underway. Collar-and-elbow tie up to start us off and Fulton uses his strength to power Chad into the corner. Hightower calls for a clean break, but doesn’t quite get one as SF fires off a hard European uppercut. Madison snaps back and quickly rolls out of the corner to avoid any more shots. CM shakes his head and as Stan goes for another tie-up, Chad sweeps behind and gets a hammerlock and quickly takes Fulton’s legs out and floats over into a front face-lock. Chad tries to hop over into a Last Chancery, but Fulton’s still too strong and he tosses Chad off and rolls back to his feet. The first few minutes of the match continue as such with Chad getting in flurries of offense and then Stan powering out and pressing his strength advantage against the smaller Madison.
Stan is on the attack as he picks up Madison and hits him with a hard running power slam. Fulton gets back to his feet, hits the ropes, and comes crashing down hard on Chad’s chest with a brutal AVALANCHE DROP. He stays on top and reaches back to hook a leg, but only gets a two-count as Madison rolls a shoulder. Fulton stays on the attack and rolls CM over onto his stomach and he locks in a CAMEL CLUTCH. This could be it for Madison with all that weight on his back and Stan pulling back hard on the neck. Chad struggles as Fulton has this one really locked in, but CM finally twists, turns, and scrambles his way to get his legs under the ropes. Hightower calls for the break.
Chad Madison has used rope break #1.Crusher gets back to his feet and drags Chad to the center of the ring and it looks like he’s lifting Madison up for a vertical suplex, but CM squirms out and he locks Fulton up…CRUCIFIX DRIVER. What a damn impressive move from Chad to get the big man up and over with that and he has him hooked for the pin, but Stan is able to kick out at 2. Both men are slow to get back to their feet as they drag themselves up with the help of the ropes. Stan up first and he goes for a hard European uppercut, but Chad blocks it and he goes for a PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE DIAMOND CUTTER, but Stan tosses Chad off nails him with a hard clothesline. Chad bounces back to his feet and when Fulton goes for another clothesline, CM ducks under and shoots a quick single that takes SF off his feet. Chad looks to take the opportunity here and he goes to lock in an inverted Boston Crab, but Fulton reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. The ref calls for the break.
Stan Fulton has used rope break #1.Chad waits for Fulton to get back to his feet and he hits the ropes and nails SF with a shoulder block, but Stan laughs it off and tells Chad to do it again. Chad hits the far ropes and tries again, but again Fulton doesn’t move. Chad tries for a third time, but this time Stan catches him with a goozle, and lifts him up…CHOKEBREAKER. Stan feels its academic now as he makes a lazy cover…
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No, Chad barely gets his arm out to grab to bottom rope.
Chad Madison has used rope break #2.Fulton looks annoyed at that, but it was his own arrogance that may have cost him the win there. We’re coming up on the 12-minute mark here and Fulton is in complete control as he lifts Chad up and hits a devastating reverse neck-breaker. SFfollows it up and hits the ropes before coming down with a hard elbow to Chad’s gut. He makes the cover…
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Th…No, Madison is able to roll a shoulder and now Fulton is furious. He drags CM back up to his feet by the hair and hauls off with a hard right hand right to the jaw. Hightower quickly steps in and reprimands Fulton.
Stan Fulton has been issued warning #1.Fulton ignores Hightower and continues the assault as he whips Madison hard into the corner. SF backs up a few steps and gets a big running start as he goes for the Bundy splash, but Madison jumps over the top and makes his way to the opposite corner and quickly makes his way to the top rope. Madison waits for Fulton to turn around and start coming towards him and as he does, CM leaps with a beautiful, Ricky Steamboat would be proud, FLYING CROSS BODY. He stays on top for the cover…
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No, Fulton’s able to kick out as we hit the 14-minute mark. Chad gets back and slowly drags Fulton back to his feet as well and he tries to lift the big man up for a slam, but Fulton is having none of that and clubs Madison’s back. As Chad falls to a knee, Fulton quickly picks him back up and locks him up…BELLY-to-BELLY SUPLEX and Chad’s in serious trouble as Fulton uses that to set up his 2nd rope AVALANCHE SPLACHE. Fulton drags Madison near the corner and he climbs up onto the second rope. Stan bounces for a few seconds while flipping off a few members of the crowd and he comes off the ropes, but no one is home. Madison rolls out of the way and he’s quickly on his feet. He hits the far ropes as Fulton gets to a knee…SHINING WIZARD knocks Fulton back and Chad isn’t letting up as he climbs the ropes…he stands and waits for Fulton to get back to his feet….SUICIDE CLOTHESLINE connects. Madison quickly gets over and makes the cover as the announcer starts counting down from 10…
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He did it. We have a new Onslaught Champion.
WINNER in 14:53 and
NEW OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION…”COWBOY” CHAD MADISON!!!NOTHING HAPPENED vs. VALOR – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe crowd is pumped for this tag team championship match. First out is Team Valor, Tytan and Damon Wrath. They receive a decent positive ovation as they get into the ring; but that changes as “Ladies and Gentlemen”, the old Run DEA theme, comes over the speakers, and the OOWF Tag Team Champions, Davin Moreland and Alexis Darling appear at the top of the ramp wearing their DEA Hockey Sweaters as the roof blows off the place. Huh. Wasn't Run DEA a heel stable? I guess compared to what they have now, these Canadian fans will take anything. Davin and Alexis make their way into the ring, soaking up the cheers as Tytan and Wrath seethe on the other side of the ring. Senior Referee Davis Hightower collects the belts and holds them high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championships. He hands them to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
There's some strategery within the teams to determine who goes first. Finally, we hear Davin bellow “Give me Tytan”. Fair enough. The big men square off and lock up. Davin shoves Tytan into the corner and teases a dirty break, but smirks and backs off as Tytan put his hands up to defend himself. Tytan is Not. Happy. He lurches out of the corner with some Big Right Hands, all connecting on the chin and temple. That's good stuff right there. Davin is woozy, and Tytan hits him with a ginormous Slingshot Vertical Suplex. Tytan covers, that gets 2. Tytan tags in Wrath, who heads straight to the top rope. Wrath hits a Warrior's Way on Davin, who, luckily for him, rolls out to the floor. Wrath gets a running start and hits a beautiful no-hands plancha over the top rope. This is where some companies would go to commercial...but THIS is the OOWF!
Wrath busts out some outside-the-ring related offense, mostly some kicking, but manages to bash Davin's head off the apron a couple of times. For the coup de gras, Wrath tries to whip Davin into the Steel Steps, but Davin REVERSES and Wrath goes flying into the stairs, splaying them everywhere. Both men are down, and Hightower is counting. Davin rolls into the ring at 7, and dives across to make the HOT TAG just as Tytan is tagged in. This should be interesting. DROPKICK from Alexis. DROPKICK from Alexis. HURRICARANA from Alexis. She's fired up, and Tytan is stunned. She looks over to her corner and jerks her head. Davin immediately jumps into the ring and makes a beeline for Wrath. Dueling surfboard holds...into STEREO MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMPS! Hightower admonishes Davin to get out of the ring, and he complies, just as Alexis locks Tytan in a CATTLE MUTILATION! Tytan's in huge trouble, but Wrath comes to, and kicks Alexis in the face. Ow. Davin no likey, so he and Wrath powder to the outside.
Wrath really caught that kick square, as Alexis sells the hell out of it. This gives Tytan time to get up, yank Alexis up like a rag doll and hit a CHAOS THEORY! Bridging pin gets 2.9999, and Tytan is apoplectic. He yanks Alexis up again and hits a gigantic Release German Suplex which sends Alexis all the way across the ring. She's in a bad way. Tytan stalks her with purpose and hoists her on his shoulders. He's setting up for The Wrath of God! He gets her up...and Davin comes flying in with a vicious Hines Ward-esque Chop Block! Tytan crumples into a heap holding his knee. Davin retreats to his corner with Hightower yelling at him the whole way. Now it's Alexis crawling toward the corner for the HOT TAG! She dives and tags Davin in. Davin makes his way toward Tytan, but he spots Wrath running at him out of the corner of his eye. SUPERKICK out of nowhere to Wrath, and that will wrap him up. Close-the-Casket-esque there. Davin stalks Tytan, and slings him over his shoulder. He's heading to the top rope! With a primal scream he tosses Big Tytan into the air and catches him with a ELEVATED REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER on the way down! Davin tags in Alexis, who heads to the top, hits a Perfect Shooting Star Press and makes the cover.
WINNERS in 14:17 and STILL OOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...Nothing Happened!
THE DEAD vs. POE – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchPoe enters first, with Selena, and stalks to the ring, black bloody towel over his head. They get to the ring and Selena takes Poe's towel and wraps it around her like a boa. Creepy. Speaking of creepy, Dead makes his entrance. The referee presents the belt around and calls for the bell.
Dead and Poe waste no time at all to lock up and try to push each other over. Poe clearly has the size advantage, but Dead has a lower center of gravity, and uses that to his advantage as he surprises Poe by lifting him into a power slam early on. Dead puts the boots to Poe, who rolls slowly over to the ropes to get away. The referee counts until four, and then Dead backs off, allowing Poe to get to his feet. Poe is clearly not in a good mood and this didn't help it any. He attacks Dead with big right hands, and includes a couple of closed-fists in with that, one of which strikes its target and bloodies Dead's lip. Dead reaches up and wipes the blood across his face. The referee warns Poe about the fists and Dead backs into the ropes. He comes flying out with a clothesline and Poe is down again. This time Dead is on top and let's fly with his own series of punches, slaps, and forearms. Poe covers his head but then shifts and flips Dead over so that now Poe has the advantage, and continues with his own attack. Dead's blood flies as each strike wides the cut on his lip, and probably opens some others. The referee again starts to count, and Poe backs off at four, with an evil smile. He lifts his foot and brings it down hard with an ax kick to Dead's sternum. Dead doubles over and rolls to his side. Poe hits the ropes and comes back with a knee drop to the side of Dead's head, and rolls him back for a pin. One...two...NO! Dead kicks out.
Poe grabs Dead by his mohawk and pulls him to a stand. He gets up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry, and it looks like he's going to bust out the oldie-but-goodie, the Pendulum. Dead counters it though, and shoves Poe into the corner. He comes in with a series of shoulder blocks. He goes to the well one too many times. Poe is a seasoned veteran, and while feeling the pain in his midsection (which must make Firewoman happy), he keeps his wits about him enough to grab Dead around the neck and switch out into a DDT. Poe nods to Selena, who begins messing with the turnbuckle pad. The referee would notice, but he's distracted by Poe who has Dead in a potential choke hold. He starts the count for the warning, and Poe releases. Dead apparently has a throat of steel, because he no-sells the effects and pushes Poe off him hard. Poe hits the ropes and comes out, and Dead plants him with a sidewalk slam. Dead makes the cover, and blood drips from his face onto Poe's. One..t...NO! Poe gets a shoulder up. Dead is not satisfied and pulls Poe to his feet. The two begin trading hockey punches, and more of Dead's blood flies around the ring. Dead finally ducks one of Poe's punches and shoves him back-first into a non-exposed turnbuckle. Dead backs out as Poe charges, and Dead hits a drop toe hold that drives Poe straight first...INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE. Poe staggers to his feet and he's BUSTED WIDE OPEN! Selena covers her mouth in horror, as Poe looks at her, blood pouring down his face, and he then turns to Dead. Dead backs up to use the ropes and as he comes out, Poe tries to plant the Hieroglyph, but Dead has it scouted. He grabs Poe's leg, and twists it around, trying to get him into the Deathlock. But Poe is also ready for this and drops an elbow on the back of Dead's neck before he can get it locked in. He drags Dead over to the ropes and puts his boot on Dead's throat. Dead's throat isn't apparently as steel as we thought, as his face starts to turn red. Poe pulls on the ropes for more leverage, as Dead struggles to breathe, and the referee starts the count again. He gets to four and tries to warn Poe to back off, and pushes him, which enrages the former world champ. Poe does stop choking Dead, but turns his fury onto the referee. Poe wipes the blood out of his eyes and flicks it at the referee, pointing to the forehead damage. The referee protests that he didn't see who untied the turnbuckle pad, but Poe is hearing none of it. He lifts the referee up, and hits the Pendulum he wanted to hit earlier! Before he loses consciousness, the referee calls for the bell.
WINNER via disqualification in 20:06, and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – The Dead
After the bell, Dead and Poe continue to throw punches and the like until security comes down to separate them. Selena scurries behind Poe as he's removed, screaming "I'm sorry!"
FIREWOMAN vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match"I know who you are...the leader of lost souls..." Ecosystem walks slowly and confidently to the ring. Ignoring the fan’s derision, he steps through the ropes and warms up. The arena lights dim and the canvas is painted with a crimson V, as the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion steps onto the stage. Firewoman holds the belt high, and then drapes it over her shoulder and walks to the ring. She stands toe-to-toe with Eco and words are exchanged. Fire hands her title to referee Davis Hightower without taking her eyes off of the challenger. Hightower hands it off to the timekeeper and calls for the bell.
Eco keeps talking, and Fire suddenly responds with a brutal slap across the face. Eco staggers back, and Fire kicks him in the stomach and drives a forearm into his face. She presses the attack, and backs him into the ropes. Fire continues to unload with punches. Hightower counts, and then steps between them to try and back Fire off. He turns his back to Eco, and Eco takes advantage by poking Fire in the eye. Fire steps back, holding her face, and Eco levels her with a clothesline. He waits for her to get up, and strikes with a running knee lift. Eco stomps on the champion, targeting her ribs. He drags Fire to her feet and sends her into the corner. Eco lifts Fire’s chin and returns the slap across the face, and goes back to work on the ribs, driving his shoulder repeatedly into her midsection. He sends the champion across the ring and follows her into the corner, but Fire gets both feet up to kick him in the face. She hops onto the second turnbuckle and leaps, taking Eco down with a Thesz press. She rains punches down on him until he manages to throw her off and roll to the outside.
Eco walks around the ring, trying to clear his head. Fire runs to the corner and springs off the middle rope over the top into a cross body press that slams Eco into the floor. Fire gets up and aims a stiff kick at Eco’s head, and then slings him into the ring apron. She buries a knee in his midsection and stuffs him back in the ring. Fire climbs onto the apron and hits a slingshot somersault senton. She takes him over with a suplex, and comes off the ropes with an elbow to the throat, followed by a cover for two. Fire pulls Eco to his feet and staggers him with a European uppercut. She hits an inverted atomic drop, and follows up with a lariat. Fire goes to the corner an climbs. BFE - No! Eco rolls out of the way, and Fire lands on her feet. Eco tries to sweep the legs, but Fire jumps over. Eco rises as he continues his rotation, and Fire ducks a clothesline. She grabs him around the waist and tries for a throw, but Eco puts a stop to that with a double sledge. Eco hooks Fire and tosses her toward the corner. Fire sits up facing the turnbuckles, and Eco nails a kick to the back of the head. He props the champion up facing the turnbuckles, and drives a pair of forearms into her kidneys. He lifts Fire up and sits her on the top, and climbs up for a belly-to-back suplex. Fire flips out of the move and lands on her feet. Eco tries to turn himself around on the ropes, but Fire climbs up behind him, hammering him with punches. Eco fights back, and connects with an elbow to the jaw that knocks Fire off the ropes. Eco turns and leaps, leveling her with a missile dropkick.
Eco pulls Fire to her feet and snaps her over with a suplex. He rolls the champion onto her stomach and drives repeated knees into her back. He drags Fire up and locks on an abdominal stretch. Hightower checks the champion, who refuses to submit, and Eco takes advantage by grabbing the top rope for leverage. This continues for a couple of minutes, with Eco alternating between hitting Fire’s exposed ribs with his free hand while Hightower is looking, and grabbing the ropes for leverage when he’s not. Finally, with a roar of pain, Fire manages to twist her body and hip toss Eco, breaking the hold and collapsing to the mat. Eco is immediately back on his feet and rolls the champion up, hooking both legs. Hightower counts One…Eco braces his feet on the ropes…Two…Thr - Fire kicks out!
Eco is up first and drags Fire to her feet. He hits a gut wrench suplex followed by a springboard elbow off the second rope. He waits for Fire to get to her knees and punts her in the stomach, rolling her onto her back. Eco drags Fire up by the hair and slings her into the corner. He runs in with a Stinger splash, and then snap mares her to the canvas. He sits the champion up and plants a knee in her back, pulling her arms back in a surfboard. He wrenches back on the hold, but Fire refuses to submit. Eco stands, still holding her arms, and suddenly lets go as he jumps, dropkicking her in the back of the head. Eco drags Fire up and hits a series of European uppercuts, and twists her into position for a Rude Awakening. He takes the time to swivel his hips, and Fire slips out of the hold, dropping to the mat while bringing her leg up in a mule kick that doubles Eco over with a squeak.
Fire crawls to the ropes and drags herself to her feet. She tries for a super kick as he gets up, but she’s not moving so fast, and Eco easily dodges, catching her leg. She tries to kick him with her other foot, but he catches that as well. Eco falls back and levers her into the turnbuckles, but Fire manages to land on the middle rope. Eco rolls to his feet and comes after her, but Fire jumps to the top and hits a moonsault into an inverted DDT. She covers, and Hightower counts One…Two…Fire gets her feet on the ropes…Thr - Eco rolls a shoulder just in time.
Fire gets slowly to her feet, with Eco just a step behind. She nails him with a chop, and he returns the favor. They trade chops back and forth until Eco buries a knee in her stomach. He shoves the champion into the corner and lifts her onto the top rope. Fire fights back as Eco climbs up, but Eco gets the better of it. He drags Fire up until they’re both standing on the top rope, and hits a superplex. He floats over and covers, and Hightower counts One…Two…Thre - Fire kicks out.!
Eco, looking a little frustrated, drags Fire up and sends her to the ropes - Spinebuster! Eco scoops the champion onto his shoulder, runs her into the turnbuckles, and plants her with a power slam. He signals for the Endgame and pulls Fire up. Dragon sleeper - Fire turns in the hold and tries to reverse into a northern lights suplex, but Eco hammers on her back to force her to let go. Fire falls to her knees and Eco moves in - and she drives her head into his stomach. Eco stumbles back and Fire gets up - Canadian Destroyer! Fire rolls over and covers - but Eco drapes a foot on the bottom rope to break. Fire drags it off, but they’re still too close to the ropes and Hightower refuses to count.
With a snarl, Fire drags the challenger to his feet and backs him against the ropes. She tries an Irish whip, but Eco hangs onto the top rope and pulls her back, back dropping her over the ropes. Fire grabs the top rope as she goes over, and lands on the apron. She turns and drives an elbow into the back of Eco’s head, and then drops to the floor. She yanks Eco off his feet and drags him to the outside. She slings Eco hard into the railing, and then pauses, as she sees Eric O’Mac come out of the crowd and grab her title. EOM sets the belt on the ring apron and circles the ring. Highttower sees him and orders him to leave, but EOM climbs onto the apron to argue with him.
Fire turns back to Eco, and eats a super kick. Eco grabs the champion and slams her into the ring apron, and then stuffs her back into the ring. He climbs into the ring and grabs the championship belt. He looks from the belt to Fire and back, and appears to change his mind, dropping the title. He slings Fire to the ropes and doubles her over with a kick to the stomach. He twists her into a dragon sleeper - and drags her over to the belt. He’s going to hit the Endgame on the belt! Fire wrenches herself free, turns with a punch to the gut, hooks Eco’s arms - EOM sees Eco’s reversal in fortune and drops off the apron, freeing Hightower to turn around just in time to see Fire hit the double under hook DDT onto the title belt. He immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER, by disqualification, in 27:36, Ecosystem.
After the Match: Hightower hands the title to a furious Firewoman, who glares up the aisle as the barely conscious Ecosystem is helped to the back by a smirking Eric O’Mac.
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