OOWF Hell on Earth 6 PPV

[BookerShark]

*SFJ#5 approaches Stank who has made his way back into the Chamber.*

SFJ#5 - Stank... care to comment on the return of DH Maggnusson?

Stank - ... Maggs... bad time to make yet another short lived comeback. That was mistake number one. Mistake number two was presuming to know the mind of Lucas Mann. You talk about how I formed Drink & Destroy to be all about me. It's easy for someone who wasn't there in the beginning to think that, given the glory I achieved as Drink & Destroy's leader. But the glory was not mine alone was it? Every member of Drink & Destroy... MY Drink & Destroy... held gold. I seem to recall a floundering, log chain wielding, sack from New Jersey begging me to give him direction... pairing him with Spin Hansen, forming one of the BEST tag teams in the OOWF calling them The Midnight Sons. They were on the cusp of greatness... but what happened...? Oh yeah... the New Jersey Nightmare betrayed me, his stable mates, and sold his weak soul to Run DEA going on to become... what exactly? Playing seventh fiddle behind Zane Myers? Eventually you saw the light and returned to us. Spin begged me to let you back in the fold and I relented... only for you to get injured and disappear into obscurity... once again. You tell me who couldn't cut it. The answer lies in your bathroom mirror. So Maggs you'll have to forgive me if I don't give a rat's ass about the sanctimonious bullshit you spooged last Mayhem. Fuck you very much.

SFJ#5 - You're not concerned about the reunio-

Stank - REUNION? What reunion? The stable that Moosehead Jack and I face at Hell on Earth is NOT Drink & Destroy! There IS NO reunion! Only VICTIMS! Victims of their own DELUDED minds, and most certainly victims of the wrath Moose and I will unleash on their pathetic souls. I promise you this... remnant... of what was once great will be crushed under my size 14 boot. We will bathe in their blood and be the last team standing. Oh... and if you THINK... for one SECOND... THIS is about something as... pedestrian... as EGO...?

... you haven't been paying attention.

Thus saith Lucas Mann.

Thus saith Stank.

[BookerShark]

*Fade in* to footage of Lason & Moreland's revent promo together.

DM: Hey, what do you think of my dynamic with Eco.
BL: ...
DM: ...
BL: Makes perfect sense to me.
DM: Really?
BL: Yeah. College football.
DM: Exactly!
BL: Right. You can't have one--
DM: --without the other!
BL: Yeah. I thought it was obvious. Does he-
DM: No, he doesn't. He seems to come to you when he needs a certain perspective...
BL: I'll talk to him.

*Transition fade* to Ecosystem and Bryce Larson sitting at a table breaking some bread.

BL: Listen, you and Davin--

Eco: --yeah, strange, isn't it?

BL: No. Well, yes--but it shouldn't be.

Eco: What do you mean.

BL: You have very distinct roles.

Eco: Yeah, but--I mean, when I said I wasn't the leader, I didn't know that bringing in a leader would be so hard.

BL: You watch a lot of college football, Muyo?

Eco: I have.

BL: In between impersonating a priest?

Eco: Yeah--and I watched some more after seeing your conversation with Davin. I'm not sure I understand.

BL: There are two main components to a successful college football team--

Eco: --coaches & players.

BL: Exactly!

Eco: So this is about my being a player, like maybe a captain?

BL: Not exactly...

Eco: ...

BL: The coaches get all of the credit for getting the best out of their players. But someone has to get the players to the coaches.

Eco: So I'm a scumbag agent?

BL: No--not at all. You obviously did some research on recent happenings.

Eco: Yeah, guess so.

BL: In an ideal world, it's the recruiters who get that job done. The best recruiters get the best talent.

Eco: But I'm not necessarily going out to get Davin the best talent--

BL: --no, you're saving people. I know. But after they're saved, what do they do? They compete. And Davin coaches them.

Eco: You know, I never thought of it that way...

BL: Yeah, you're not holding the title of recruiter, you're still saving people. But in the grand scheme of DELIVERS, you fill the recruiter role. You do what you--don't change that. But this should help you understand how it fits with Davin.

Eco: You know me, I'll need to spend some time in reflection on something like this.

BL: [Gets up from his chair.] Of course. I have 7 opponents to prepare for--5 definite and 2 possible.

Eco: Davin would be proud.

Bryce heads for the door without saying anything else, until...

Eco: Bryce...

Larson turns back.

Eco: Why the change of heart?

BL: What do you mean?

Eco: When you first came back, you were talking like you might actually believe you're the devil incarnate. Now you're strictly about competition. Which is it?

BL: You want to purify the OOWF.

Eco: Correct.

BL: When you strip it down, what is it about? Competition.

Eco: Yeah...

BL: So what good does all the Sean O'Haire talk do? I'm a competitor. I want to win gold. If I win--when I win the OOWF World Championship, it's because of Bryce Larson in the ring.

Eco: What about Sunday? You could face Deadly.

BL: I could. I don't want to. Not because I fear him--I don't. But he DELIVERS, and so do I. Why trade a belt within DELIVERS when I can add a belt to the mix. So that first fall is very conflicting. In the end, I fight to win. But it's a strange situation to be in.

Eco: What about Evans?

BL: Hardest part of the match for me. But Davin made a great point. Our most recent battles were a blood feud, full of hatred. Hatred that won us a OOWF Match of the Year award (split or not!). Now we're fighting for a golden ring--a title shot later in the same night. That feud is over--done. He won, and he deserved to. Now it's about competition, and we have four other people in that ring with us, each with the same goals in mind.

Eco: Yeah, well I believe in your abilities, you know that.

BL: I do, and I appreciate that. Even though we've been lots of changes over the past few months, your daily phone calls to me when I was out were the best things to ever happen to me in my career. And I'll forever be in debt to you for that.

Eco: Paid in full, trust me. All I ask is that you do what you say you'll do, and compete.

BL: I'll do everything in my power to prove what I know--that I'm the best. A world champion. [Heads back for the door.]

Eco: A great competitor. So you don't think you're the devil afterall, huh?

BL: [Turns back one last time before leaving, smirking.] I never said that.

*Fade out*

[BookerShark]

(Ecosystem calls after Bryce quickly.)

Eco: Oh, and Bryce?

Bryce: (popping head back out) Yeah, Juni?

Eco: I'm not going to be around before the show...just let everyone in DELIVERS know...no matter what, no interference in my match.

Bryce: Well duh, you take your loss. But if they try anything funny with the grave--

Eco: No interference. Before, during, after.

I think you all don't--maybe you do, Davin doesn't, Dead doesn't, Tyler may--understand the import of this match for me. This isn't a gimmick.

Bryce: Well, yes it is. Don't be over-dramatic.

Eco: It's...just, you'll tell them, right?

Bryce: ...All right. I'll relay.

Re-FADE

[BookerShark]

(Tytan sits alone in the gym as the camera approaches. There is no sign of any members of Valor anywhere near by. Sweat pouring down his face he grabs a towel and dries his face off.)

Tytan: Tonight Juni my friend it ends. This quest for cleansing and purifying the OOWF comes to the end. Many people seem to forget that the OOWF was your creation. That this was once made from your hands. So, can we say when it was created it was created in your image?

You see I have come to a realization. This federation can't be saved and it can't be purified. You were the one that created it and I know what you are, and you are the last person that should be saving this Federation.

I do know this. I am a good guy....I am a Face....I am a hero or whatever you want to call it. Heroes are willing to make sacrifices for the greater good. And that is what I am willing to do. I am willing to sacrifice myself and everything that I have done in the time that I have been here. To destroy the man that created this "Monster" to begin with.

I am willing to put my whole career on the line, my own life to destroy you and the evil that you have become. Juni you were once a friend a brother. Someone that I trusted. But that died a long time ago when you took this "Salvation" idea way to far.

To my Valor family. I am sorry I have not been there for you the way I should and I will say this after tonight I know things will be different...after tonight we can go back to the business that we were meant to do.

Ravenna, I know after tonight one way or another things will be different between us and I can understand that. But you know as well as I do that this is the way that it had to go down. This is the only way he can be freed from what it is that has taken the Juni that we both loved and believed in away from us. But if you still have an issue with that I will be more then willing to settle this warrior to warrior.

Wrath, tonight you get your shot at Vanguard. You get a chance to make your revenge. Take Athena with you and make me proud, defeat the man that gave you Hell and send him back where he belongs. And Evans, it is also your turn to shine make everyone in Valor proud.

Finally, Juni tonight it will be the end for one of us as we know it. I am willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in this match what about you? How willing are you to go for your cause? I know I am a hero what about you? Are you ready to go to Hell and back?

My name is Tytan and I am the light and I am the one that will save you from yourself Juni.

I will see you in Hell.

FADE

[BookerShark]

*Fade in* to Bryce Larson--in workout gear--taping up his wrists and hands in front of a heavy bag.

BL: Tonight it's on. Thanks to Davin, I'm fully prepared for 7 possible opponents. Thnaks to Muyo, I have the best support network I've ever had in my career. And thanks to Deadly, I'm fully motivated to DELIVER the Onslaught Championship to our family.

Tonight I take the next step. Tonight...I DELIVER!

Bryce turns to the heavy bag and starts to bang away as we *fade out.*

[BookerShark]

(Wrath is scene in the locker room with Athena who is helping him get ready for tonight. A SFJ enters.)

SFJ: Wrath can we get a word?

Wrath: I was wondering how long it would be before someone around here decided to let me talk.

SFJ: What do you have to say about you match tonight?

Wrath: Simple. It's time to unleash who the real Wrath is. It's time to show the OOWF that this storm has finally come. Vanguard I have owed you a beating for so long and tonight it will finally....I mean finally happen.

SFJ: And what about Tytan?

Wrath: What about the Big Man. This is something he needs to do. Juni went down a trail that Tytan traveled once before and he wasn't going to do it again.

SFJ: So you agree in this match?

Wrath: Their paths were drawn this way. This is their destiny. Tonight two men enter the arena and one man will leave. For the OOWF's sake I hope it is T.

SFJ: Any final words then?

Wrath: Simple. Welcome to Hell, and we will Deliver you from Evil.

FADE

[BookerShark]

We are inside the Dayton Arena. The arena floor is empty. Through the dim blue tinted lights we can see the cage is erected on the ring. The camera pans to the aisle. From the aisle we can see someone wearing a hooded cloak standing in front of the ring holding a candle. Behind them, we can see someone else inside the cage, but no detail. The person outside the cage starts to talk with a melodic tone to their voice. We can immediately tell it's Selena.

Sa-T: Turn my back, to the door;
Feels so much better now.
Don't even try, anymore;
Nothin' left to lose.
There's a voice that's in the air,
Sayin' don't look back no where.
There's a voice that's always therrrrrrrre.

And I'll never be, quite the same
As I was before this.
Part of you, still remains,
Though it's out of focus.
You're just somewhere that I've been,
And I won't go back again.
You're just somewhere that I've beeeeen.

A bell tolls and fire shoots from the ring posts. From inside the cage, the person speaks, and we realize it's Poe.

Poe: For whom the bell tolls. Time marches on. And as it does, victims fall. Heroes rise. And we all get a day closer to death.

The lights come up a bit. Poe takes off the bloody towel and holds it before him.

Poe: This towel harnesses blood from battles new and old. My blood is within. Alexander Darling's blood. And yes, now yours, Firewoman. Our souls are condemned, you and me. Forever tormented by the past. But tonight is the present. Tomorrow is the future. And tonight, when that bell tolls...one of will have no future.

Poe tosses the towel towards the corner.

Poe: For you see, Firewoman, for one of us it ends tonight. You have been a thorn in my side for too long and tonight, so help me gods, I will destroy you once and for all. And if I am unable...

Poe turns his head and spits.

Poe: Than I am not the man I used to be. I am not the destroyer of souls and careers that I have always been. They say you can not go home again and if you somehow beat me tonight, I can NOT go home again. I can not be what I once was. I simply can not be...THIS.

Poe holds his arms out and the ringposts flame again.

Poe: So, to recap, Lisa. Tonight, I will end you, or you will end me. Either way, for one of us, tomorrow...is black.

The lights cut out completely. The only light is Selena's candle.

Sa-T: I don't think I'll ever break through,
The Ghost of You...

Selena blows out her candle and the arena goes black.

[BookerShark]

Firewoman is STANDING outside in the oldest part of a Dayton cemetery. She is joined by the ninja cam, who waits until she is done with whatever creepy thing she is doing. She doesn't turn to face the camera.

It ends tonight. Tonight I exorcise the memory and influence of one of the very few men...very few PEOPLE who have gotten the better of me. Tonight, I will get rid of Omar al-Tikriti...known to wrestling fans simply as Poe. Not just from my head, or from the ring, but from my very soul.

Many have tried to prevent me from doing what I must do. On camera, my allies support me, but behind the scenes, while the cameras are off, they ask me. Am I sure this is the route I must take. My husband says "Nothing that happens out there is worth sacrificing your soul." My brother says it's not worth my life or my career. Ironic, since these two men recently tried to kill each other in the ring, and nearly succeeded. So, they understand. They get it. And they are afraid for me.

Stank....L.D.....Davin....even Chad weighed in ... And they largely know it's pointless. I can only be who I am. Even Ecosystem, after I came to him, gave up trying to keep me from doing what I have to do. For my own sanity, weak as that is, and for my own soul.

But they don't have to be. Because either way, tonight it ends. Poe thinks he's winning. He's always been overconfident, and that will be his downfall.

So, I reiterate the promise I made earlier. He may win the belt, or I may. But either way, no matter who wins, he is not walking out of that cage tonight. Even if I have to take him to hell with me.

Hell....kinda sparkles with me.

Fire walks away, still without looking at the camera. The ninja cam pans down to see the lit candles, offerings of rum and coffee, and a dead black rooster and black hen.

[BookerShark]

SFJ: I’m standing by with one of the 6 men who in just a few short moments will be participating in the Six-Pack Challenge Match, “Lionheart” Chris Evans. Now Lionheart, with the exception of JP Sparxx, you have quite a storied history with all of the men in this matchup tonight. Do you have any pre-match comments?

Evans: I have history with both Folz & LD, and I’ve had had some classic matches with each of them; particularly my 2-out-of-3 falls match last year with Folz.

I hate everything that Sparxx stands for, though there’s no denying the guy’s got some skills in the ring.

And for Bryce, like he said, our feud is over. We beat each other within an inch of each others’ lives, and I prevailed. I’m just glad that Bryce is taking his loss like a man, and even seems to be coming back to his senses a bit. There’s no bad blood between us anymore, and I’m gonna view him just as I am the other 4 competitors in the match.

The main concern that I have is facing Darling. I’ve had quite a bit of history with him, considering the fact that the day I sided with Firewoman, he was the one who Larson & I targeted, and nearly ended his career as a result. However, this is gonna be one of the first times that I’m gonna be in the ring with him, and I know that he didn’t win Wrestler of the Year and hold the World Championship for the majority of the year without good reason. But then again, I didn’t win the Match of the Year without good reason either.

While my main focus is on winning the Intercontinental title, I’d love to get a shot at Stan Fulton and show him personally that I’m not one to take lightly. Now I’m not psychic, and I can’t guarantee what the outcome of the match will be, but I CAN guarantee you this: gold will come home to Valor by the end of this night.

*fade to black*

[BookerShark]

An SFJ walks up to a locker room door. She knows on the door. Inside, "Lose Yourself" by Eminem can be heard. The door swings open and Jewel stands in the doorway.

Jewel: Dayum, another one a you.

SFJ: I was just hoping to get a few words with J-P Sparxx about tonight...

Jewel: Listen, you blonde Barbie bimbo bitch, ma man J-P is warming up fo tonight. He ain't got time to talk to yo skanky ass.

J-P: (from inside the locker room) A'ight Baby, Big Poppa's ready!

Jewel: Time ta go. Last part a tha warm-up.

Jewel smiles and starts to take her top off as she closes the door in the SFJ's face.

[BookerShark]

*Darling Suite*

Alexis has gone to join Davin to prepare for their tag team title match and Firewoman is off going through her normal rituals for a big match leaving Alexander alone in the suite with Shawn Johnson. He's sitting at a table that seems to be specific for this moment. Above his head on the wall are replicas of the OOWF Onslaught Title, OOWF Intercontinental Title, and OOWF World Heavyweight Title. All three belts have Alexander Darling nameplates. Sitting in front of Alexander on the table are the 4 OOWF Awards he won last night. Shawn Johnson walks to the opposite side of the table and sets up two microphones.

OGM & AS SJ: I am sitting here with Alexander Darling, just an hour before the OOWF's biggest show of the year. It is almost time for Hell on Earth 2010 and tonight Alexander here faces 5 of the best talents in this company. And if he's able to pin one of those 5 men in either of the two falls of that match, he will get no rest as he then has to prepare for a title match against either The Dead or Stan Fulton. Let's just ask the simple question, Alex; how do you prepare for something like tonight?

Alexander: It's very simple Shawn, you can't prepare.

OGM & AS SJ: Then how are you heading into this match?

Alexander: Now that's a tough question and I'm not exactly sure where my head is. I asked you to do this interview here for a reason. If you look on the wall above me, you'll see the accomplishments I have achieved in my career in the OOWF. If you look on the table in front of me, you can see what I've done in just my last year here. It was a year ago that I prepared for this show in the confines of Poe's back room as a slave for all intents and purposes. I was lost and without focus. But from that day on and for the next year I came up with a goal to finally vanquish Poe from my life, take his title once again, and then forge the legacy I felt I needed to create. I may not have vanquished Poe from my life, but I did finally prove that I was no longer the Boy he claimed I was. I showed him and by proxy, I showed the entire wrestling world just how good I truly was. And then I tried to move on, but I was dragged into a violent, bloody war with the Quinns. The less said about it, the better I think but once again I showed I was not to be taken lightly. I may not have won the war, but I have not lost it either because I still get in the ring each and every week to show what I do best.

OGM & AS SJ: As you said, over the last year you've been through some violent, brutal battles with a large number of the OOWF roster, but tonight seems to be something different for you. You claimed the other day that you wanted to get back to your roots, so to speak, and go back after the Onslaught Title and show just how good a "wrestler" you can be. Is that still your goal tonight?

Alexander: Yes and no Shawn. Whether it's tonight or the future, my goal is to get that Onslaught Title around my waist and never let it go. But I can't say it's my goal tonight because when you look at the 5 men I'm facing tonight before we even get to the title match I have my fair share of issues with all of them. First, let me talk about the rookie, JP Sparxx. It seems as if everyone else is overlooking him and that's going to cost them. It seems as if everyone wants to dole out the respect to myself and LD Williams for what our history is and that's all appreciated, but the fact is Sparxx has pinned me twice in the last month. Overlooking him is a HUGE mistake and one I will not be making tonight.

OGM & AS SJ: Does that mean you'll be focusing on JP to make sure that doesn't happen for a third time?

Alexander: Focusing, no...but I will have my eyes on him the entire time. The fact is in a match like this, you can't spend too much time focusing on any one individual. Whether or not I want to teach Sparxx a lesson, I can't do it. Even if I wanted to take Bryce Larson and show him that he's walking down the wrong path once again, I can't do it. If I wanted to slap Evans across the face and tell him to finally man-up, I can't do it. As much as I may want to throttle Matt Folz based on our history, I CAN NOT do it. And even though my wars with The Five may be over, LD Williams has always been the man I've aspired to be compared to, in this match I can not focus on that. Because as soon as I focus on one, I'd turn my back on another and that's all it may take in a match like this to lose.

OGM & AS SJ: Is there something else going on? It almost seems as if you have something else on your mind, Alex?

Alexander: It's Hell on Earth Shawn. This is my 3rd one. Two years ago we ended one war and Run DEA rose to power. Last year was the birth of The Five while everyone else scattered to their own individualist goals. This year Poe and Firewoman put their war to bed while Tytan and Ecosystem literally try to bury one another. I don't know what I'm feeling or thinking, but what I sense is that the OOWF that walks into Hell on Earth will be nothing like the OOWF that walks out and it has me tingling.

OGM & AS SJ: Is there something specific you know?

Alexander: I do not. But I know what this last year has meant for me and I have the sense that the next year will be even better for me. And that's because I am Alexander Darling, and well, no one else is.

*Fade*

[BookerShark]

OOWF Hell on Earth 6
Live! From Dayton, Ohio

<GM the Rick is out on stage>

GMtR: Ladies and Gentlemen, WELCOME to OOWF Hell on Earth 6!

<the crowd roars>

GMtR: Ladies and Gentlemen please rise for the playing of the National Anthem, as performed by Zakk Wyld!

<GM the Rick comes back out and applauds Zakk along with all the fans>

GMtR: as you know, the OOWF is now being sponsored, at least in part, by Duncan Hills Coffee. Folks, join me in welcoming, Nathan Explosion, William Murderface, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth and Pickles the Drummer………DETHKLOK!

NE: We decided to come play at Hell on Earth because it is the most metal, most BRUTAL wrestling show ANYWHERE! This is Thunderhorse

<the crowd is suitably whipped into a frenzy after this and roar their approval. Nathan Explosion starts to leave, then stops and walks back to the mic>

NE: Do you folks want some more?

<insane cheers>

NE: Since they are sponsoring us, they said we had to play the song. Duncan Hills Coffee

Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to HELL ON EARTH 6! As always I am joined by Razz..
Razz: Good ta be here Russ, been awhile!
Russ: Good to have you here Razz. Joining Razz and I, the legendary Kevin Nash!
Nash: You know, let me get this out in the open right up front. Attitude Adjuster? Johnny Adrenaline? If I see either of you, you are both DEAD MEN, you hear me? I don’t care what kind of Hall of Famers you THINK you are, NO ONE does what you did to Hall and I and lives to tell the tale. Boys, your days are numbered!
Russ: I had a feeling that was coming. Gentlemen, we have a TREMENDOUS show for you tonight. Every OOWF Title is on the line, scores will be settled and careers could well be made!
Razz: You got that right Russ, the match I am looking forward to though is the world heavyweight title match. Firewoman tries to settle a years old score with Poe, inside a STEEL CAGE! Off tha hook!
Nash: That is going to be one for the ages, but for my money, nothing is going to top Drink and Destroy vs. Moose and Stank. There is so much hatred between those guys, and none of them will take a step backward for anything. That is going to be a war, pure and simple.
Russ: Those are going to be fantastic matches, but for my money, the most intriguing match of the evening is our first match, the Six Pack Challenge. Two men are going to earn title shots tonight. The winner of the first fall will get a shot at the Intercontinental title, and the winner of the second fall will get a shot at the Onslaught Championship. This is a fantastic opportunity for everyone tonight!
Nash: It is a great opportunity for everyone, but in this case, I think you have to go with the established veterans for this one. Alexander Darling and LD Williams have been here before, they are not going to be rattled by the spotlight, they are not going to be rattled by the chance to get a title shot. I look for one of them to get a shot at Dead, and the other to get a shot at Fulton.
Razz: Nash, normally I would agree with you 100%, but these are no normal kids in this match. Matt Folz is an experienced pro himself, and he knows what being in a big match is like. Larson and Evans just tore the house down at the last pay per view, they are no stranger to big time matches either. The wild card in all this is Sparxx. That kid has burst onto the scene, and he already holds two pin fall wins over Alexander Darling, there aren’t too many people who can say that!
Russ: There is only one way to find out who will get their chance at immortality tonight, folks, lets head to the ring!

MATT FOLZ vs. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. BRYCE LARSON vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. J-P SPARXX – Six Pack Challenge: First Fall Gets an Intercontinental Title Shot Tonight, Second Fall Gets an Onslaught Championship Title Shot Tonight

All six men are introduced and have made their way to the ring. This is under tornado rules, so there are no tags, all six men are legal at the same time. The first pin fall gets a shot at the Dead’s Intercontinental title, the second fall gets a shot at Stan Fulton’s Onslaught championship. The referee calls for the bell and we are underway!

Sparxx charges across the ring and NAILS Darling in the mouth with a punch that sends him to the mat. Sparxx pounces on Darling and covers, but Darling kicks out at one. Kids has some balls you gotta admit that. This brings everyone else into the match, LD Williams grabs Chris Evans from behind and throws him into the corner and lights him up with some chops, then beats him to the mat with CANADIAN VIOLENCE! Bryce Larson charges in and throws LD off of Evans and chokes him with his boot. LD gets to his feet and is about to go after Larson, when Folz grabs him from behind and DRIVES him to the mat with a release German suplex. Folz covers LD, but Williams rolls his shoulder at two. Folz gets to his feet quickly and grabs LD’s still injured arm and drops a knee across it and traps him in an arm bar, keeping LD on the mat.

Across the ring, Sparxx pulls Darling to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Darling reverses it and catches Sparxx with a hurracarana on the rebound. Sparxx hits the mat and slides out of the ring to the floor where Jewel runs to comfort him, but she stops short when Darling charges at the ropes and dives out of the ring and nails Sparxx as he gets to his feet, sending him into the barricade.

Back inside the ring, Larson is nearly disqualified for choking Evans, he finally takes his foot off his throat and Evans rolls out of the ring gasping for air. Larson ruins the ropes and NAILS LD with a knee drop across his outstretched arm. LD falls to the mat in pain. Folz and Larson pull him to his feet and set him up for a double suplex. They get him up in the air, but Evans pulls him out of the suplex to the mat. LD turns around and he and Evans POP Folz with a super kick to the jaw. Evans turns around and he and Larson look at one another funny for a split second then KILL LD with TOTAL ELIMINATION! They run to opposite corners and Evans leaps off with a FROGSPLASH then Larson follows that with a MOONSAULT! Shades of Team Fuel! Larson covers LD, but Evans pulls him off and they go nose to nose. So much for that reunion.

Darling has Sparxx on the outside, he picks him up and crotches him on the guard rail, then climbs onto the apron and charges, and nails him with a spinning heel kick, sending him tumbling into the audience while Jewel screams in indignation. Darling ignores her and climbs onto the apron and heads to the corner and starts to climb. In the crowd, Sparxx gets to his feet quickly, springs to the top of the guard rail and leaps from that to the other side of the corner that Alex is climbing. They both start climbing the turnbuckle, trading punches the whole way up. Darling avoids a punch from Sparxx and bounces his head off the top turnbuckle, then leaps over his back and SLAMS him to the mat with a POWERBOMB! Sparxx’s head slams against the floor, he may be out. Darling gets to his feet, looks down at Sparxx for a second, then rolls into the ring.

Darling pulls Williams to his feet and lifts him for a DARLING DRIVER, but LD slips off his shoulders and spins Darling around and LEVELS him with a clothesline. Meanwhile, Folz is back on his feet and grabs Larson from behind and plants him on the mat with an OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz covers, but Evans pulls him off of Larson and throws him into the ring post shoulder first. Well that can’t be good for HIS arm either. Evans hits a standing moonsault on Larson, but LD breaks up the pin at two with an elbow to the back of Evans head. LD pulls him up, kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a CANADIAN DESTROYER, but Darling gets back in his feet and grabs LD from behind and hits a LUNGBLOWER, which also drives Evans head into the mat with a sort of half piledriver. Darling covers LD, but Williams kicks out at two, just as Folz kicks Darling in the face.

Darling gets to his feet and goes nose to nose with Folz. Folz clearly is not in the mood for Darling and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt, dropping Alex to his knees. Folz pulls Darling up and tries to send him to the ropes, but Darling reverses the whip, pulls Folz back, wrings his arm and DROPS him to the mat with a DDT ARMBREAKER! Larson is now back to his feet and he climbs the ropes in the corner, but J-P Sparxx is SOMEHOW back on his feet and he climbs into the ring and catches Larson on the ropes and climbs up after him. Sparxx hooks Larson and hits a SUPERPLEX! But what he didn’t see was a groggy Chris Evans climb up to the opposite corner. Just as they hit the mat, Evans leaps off and connects with another FROGSPLASH! He covers Larson, and the referee hits the mat and counts, one, two, THREE! Evans sneaks in the pin before anyone can break it up!
WINNER of the First Fall in 17:36 – Chris Evans – Chris Evans earns a shot at the OOWF Intercontinental title TONIGHT!

Evans leaves the ring and heads to the back, slapping hands with the fans along the way. The remaining five men look at one another and realize they only have one chance at a title shot tonight. Darling turns and drop kicks LD right on his injured arm, sending him to the mat. Folz charges in, but Darling catches him and hits an inverted atomic drop. He turns again, but Larson and Sparxx catch him with a double kick to the gut, lift him for a suplex, then turn it into a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! Sparxx covers Darling, but before the referee can count, Larson pounces on Sparxx and traps him in a CROSSFACE! Sparxx is technically still covering Darling, so the referee starts counting, he gets numerous two counts, but Darling keeps rolling his shoulder, but he can’t get out from underneath him! Folz gets to his feet and grabs Larson’s leg and traps him in an ANKLE LOCK! The referee asks Larson and Sparxx if they want to tap, while counting two counts on Darling! Then LD gets to his feet and grabs Darling’s legs and traps him in a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! So now the referee is counting two on Darling, and asking him, Sparxx and Larson if they want to tap! The crowd busts into a THIS IS AWESOME CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP chant. LD sees Larson wincing in pain, it looks like he might tap out so LD breaks the hold, gets to his feet and kicks Folz in the mouth breaking the ankle lock. He then turns and kicks Larson in the mouth breaking the cross face on Sparxx. Then, just because, he pulls Sparxx to his feet and launches him over the top rope.

Sparxx shows his agility though, he holds onto the top rope, skins the cat and comes back inside the ring. When LD turns around, Sparxx POPS him in the mouth with a SUPERKICK! LD hits the mat and Sparxx covers him, but LD kicks out at two. Darling gets to his feet in the corner and charges out and grabs Sparxx as he stands up and hits a DARLING DRIVER! Darling covers, but Folz breaks up the pin and pulls Darling up and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz covers, but Larson breaks it up and hits Folz with the TRANSPORTER 3! Larson covers but LD breaks it up with a knee to Larson’s head, then pulls him up and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD covers, but Sparxx manages to drag himself across the ring and break it up at two.

Darling pulls Sparxx up and lifts him for another DARLING DRIVER and PLANTS him a second time! Darling climbs to the top rope and tries a PHOENIX SPLASH but Sparxx moves out of the way and Darling crashes and burns! Folz pulls Darling up and DRIVES him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex and covers, but Darling kicks out at two. LD Williams is back on his feet and he pulls Larson up and lifts him for a suplex, then brings him straight down, BRAINBUSTER! Larson is laid out in the middle of the ring, LD doesn’t cover though, instead he pulls Sparxx up and hammerlocks his arm, then sends him shoulder and head first into the ring post, then dumps him out of the ring. Across the ring, Darling and Folz are on their feet, trading punches, LD charges across the ring and clotheslines them both over the top rope to the floor. They hit hard and remain on the floor stunned. LD turns back to Larson, who is on his hands and knees, LD charges in and traps Larson in a GUILLOTINE CHOKE! Larson’s eyes go wide and he struggles to reach the ropes. Larson is just a fraction of an inch from the ropes, just a little more and he will break the hold. His face is turning bright red and you can see his eyes getting glassy! LD rolls and pulls Larson away from the ropes, and he taps out! Larson taps just before Sparxx can get in and break it up! LD Williams gets a shot at Stan Fulton tonight!
WINNER of the Second Fall in 37:29 – LD Williams – LD Williams gets an Onslaught Championship Shot at Stan Fulton TONIGHT!

Bryce is standing in the center of the ring when the lights cut off...... and there a brisk march begins! Is that Joe Satriani's "Train of Angels"?? Spotlights flash white and purple, then focus on the top of the ramp. Bryce faces the ramp screaming something about "You don't belong here!" but out strides CONCRETE TG, not looking the worse for wear from his neck injury but not looking too pleased! The crowd Explodes!! Crete charges the ring as Bryce only screams bigger obscenities!

Crete hits the ring as Larson charges with a clothesline. Crete sees this coming and Low Bridges Larson to the floor. Crowd is going batshit as the hero calls for a mic. Larson is back on his feet and pounding the apron in anger and disbelief.

"Citizen Larson, you are apparently new enough here to think that you could remove me from this organization! Better men have tried - with threats, with taunts, with offers, with weapons, and even with explosives! I have since prepared for my return with only one thing on my schedule - JUSTICE. And the justice, citizen, begins with YOU."

The crowd erupts in agreement, only angering Larson more! His tantrum is ignored as Ravenna, Tytan and Wrath hurry out to welcome Crete back into the fold.

Russ: What a spectacular match!
Razz: And Concrete TG is back! The Hall of Famer has returned!
Nash: I am not sure what Crete thinks he is going to achieve, Larson is on the rise here in the OOWF, I think Crete is still expecting the rookie that put him on the shelf. Larson is no rookie, Crete may have bitten off more than he can chew here.
Russ: So tonight, Chris Evans gets his shot at Dead’s Intercontinental title. Razz you mentioned that Evans was no longer an awe struck rookie, is he ready for this challenge?
Razz: Aww Russ, Evans is MORE than ready, let me tell ya, that kid can GO in the ring. HE doesn’t get the recognition he deserves, but he is quietly taking his place among the best in the OOWF. If Dead takes him lightly, we are going to have a new Intercontinental champion tonight.
Russ: And the other half of the equation, LD Williams will look to regain the Onslaught Championship from the man that had Folz try to take him out, Nash, can LD become a five time Onslaught Champion?
Nash: This is not a slight against Fulton, the big guy has shown me a lot in his short time in the OOWF, but LD Williams, I consider him the very best wrestler in the OOWF. The question here is going to be, does LD Williams want the title, or does LD Williams want some more revenge?
Russ: That will be the biggest question for that match. If LD wants that title, and goes after it, and Fulton takes all he has and comes out on top, I will be tremendously impressed. Folks next up we have another chapter in the Valor vs. DEVILS war
Razz: Yeah, these guys are normally tag team wrestlers, but with their partners facing one another in a Buried Alive match later tonight, they get a little singles competition tonight baby!
Nash: I have a feeling that, by the end of tonight, one of these factions is going to no longer exist. If either Tytan or Eco lose that match, they are without a leader. Tyler and Damon could go a long way to stepping up to fill that potential void tonight.
Russ: Folks we are ready for our next match, lets head to the ring for introductions!

TYLER VANGARDE vs. DAMON WRATH

Tyler Vangarde is announced first and comes to the ring with Ecosystem. As usual, Eco is completely calm and serene, a very annoying habit of his. Tyler is practically frothing at the mouth, threatening everyone at ringside, the referee, the announcers, basically everyone. They get into the ring and Eco backs Tyler into the corner and finally gets him to focus on him. They go over some last minute strategy as Damon Wrath is announced. Wrath comes to the ring with Tytan, which draws a look from Eco. Tytan and Damon get into the ring and the referee looks at Tytan and Eco and immediately sends them to the back. Tytan smirks and Eco just nods his head slowly as if to say “yeah, I knew that was coming.” They leave the ring and head to the back and the referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.

They circle and lock up, Tyler immediately goes to the eyes and grabs Damon in a side headlock. Wrath pushes Tyler to the ropes, and he takes Wrath down with a shoulder block. As Wrath gets to one knee, Tyler bounces off the ropes and catches him with a boot to the jaw sending him right back to the mat. Tyler pulls Wrath to his feet, knees him in the gut, then takes him over with a suplex. Tyler floats over and covers, but Wrath kicks out at one. Tyler yells at the referee, then pulls Wrath up and whips him hard into the corner. Tyler charges in, but Wrath gets a boot up and catches him on the jaw. Tyler staggers out, and Damon grabs him from behind and hits a release German suplex that slams the back of Tyler’s head into the middle turnbuckle. Wrath pulls Tyler out of the corner and covers, but he kicks out at two. Wrath gets to his feet and reaches for Tyler, but Vangarde rolls out of the ring to the floor.

Wrath follows him to the outside and pulls him to his feet and whips him hard into the guardrail back first. Wrath charges and clotheslines Tyler over the guardrail and into the crowd. Tyler struggles to his feet and Wrath grabs him from the outside and slams him face first onto the guardrail, then suplexes him over the guardrail onto the floor. Tyler howls in pain as his back slams against the concrete floor. Wrath pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, follows him and covers, but Tyler rolls his shoulder at two.

Damon Wrath spends the next several minutes working on Vangarde’s back, hitting him with several backbreakers and high impact whips to the corner. He can’t get Tyler to quit, and he can’t get him to submit either. Damon pulls Tyler off the mat after a particular nasty tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and sends him to the ropes and plants a boot in his midsection doubling him over. Wrath pulls Tyler up and tries a power bomb, but Tyler reverses it into a hurracarana and sends Wrath across the ring. Tyler slides out of the ring again and sets up a chair. Wrath gives chase and Tyler hightails it around the ring, as they make the circle, Tyler puts on the breaks and catches Wrath with a drop toe hold that sends him face first into the chair. Tyler celebrates the move by threatening a couple fans in the front row, then rolls Damon into the ring and covers him, somewhat nonchalantly and only gets a two count. Tyler gets to his feet and backs the referee into the corner threatening to kill his family and everyone he has ever known.

This gives Wrath time to recover and he gets to his feet and charges into the corner and slams into Tyler from behind, sending him into the referee. The referee falls to the mat, Damon rolls Tyler up from behind and hits a perfect high angle bridging German suplex, dumping Tyler right on the back of his head. The crowd counts ONE, TWO, THREE but there is no referee to count it. Finally Wrath releases the hold and walks over to the corner and tries to revive the referee. While he is doing that, Tyler gets to his feet and pulls something out of his boot, he has BRASS KNUCKLES! Tyler grabs Wrath from behind, spins him around and BLASTS him right in the temple!

Wrath goes down like a sack of bricks, but Tyler is not done, he grabs the dazed Wrath’s head and HAMMERS him with rights to the face until he is bloody and unconscious. The referee starts to stir, so Tyler ditches the knucks and lies flat on the mat, like he had been hit with the most devastating move in wrestling history. He dramatically crawls across the ring and drapes an arm across Wrath, the referee – still groggy and hadn’t seen a bit of it, falls to the mat and counts, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 12:09 – Tyler Vangarde

Tyler gets to his feet grinning like the cat that swallowed the canary. He pulls Wrath up and hits the MANIFESTO! Wrath is basically unconscious at this point. Tyler keeps the hold applied and threatens to kill Wrath by choking him out. The referee does all he can to get Tyler to reverse it, Wrath’s face is turning a disturbing shade of blue at this point. The referee calls additional security and they are finally able to pull Tyler off of Wrath. Vangarde laughs maniacally as he sees EMT’s work on Wrath making sure he is breathing again. The referee announces that he has reversed the decision because Vangarde refuses to release the hold.
WINNER in 12:09 via referee’s reversed decision – Damon Wrath

Russ: I just don’t understand it! Tyler Vangarde has all the god given ability of anyone else in the wrestling world, but yet he insists on cheating! He won the match by using brass knuckles, then had to trap Wrath in the Manifesto and get the decision reversed! I am glad the referee did the right thing here!
Nash: You know, there’s a real simple explanation on why Tyler does what he does, cheating is fun. If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying
Razz: Look, I wasn’t always on the right side of the rules, so I feel what you’re sayin, but Tyler had the match won, regardless of how he did it. Then he got disqualified, it makes no sense!
Nash: It’s not something I did, because going to the losers window was always a little less cash in my pocket than the winners window, but I understand it. There are times when just winning isn’t enough, I said it earlier, one of these guys had the chance to step up, make a statement, prove they could be a leader. Tyler did whatever it took to get a win, I guarantee you that makes more of an impression than doing things by the book.
Russ: I believe this will be a never ending debate between the two of us, I will never understand that way of thinking. What I do understand is that Ravenna Blue is tired of being disrespected by Eric O’Mac, so she challenged him to a Respect Match tonight. The only way to win is to make your opponent admit they respect you. For Ravenna Blue, this is huge.
Razz: Ravenna said it all last night at the OOWF Awards ceremony, being a woman in this business is not easy. Being more than just eye candy is even harder. If Ravenna wants to be respected, she has to run with the big boys, she has to beat the big boys. A win tonight, and she can take a step toward the respect from the back that she wants
Nash: I hear what you’re saying Razz, but I gotta think Blue bit off a bit more than she can chew here. I mean, Eric O’Mac is an outstanding wrestler in his own right. If you get your feathers ruffled every time someone doesn’t like you, or doesn’t respect you, you are going to spend your whole career trying to prove you belong. You gotta roll with the punches here, if Ravenna loses this match, then what? Then Eric was right and Ravenna has no place on the roster. What does she do then?
Russ: The ramifications for Ravenna losing, I am sure they have occurred to her. But she can’t just sit back and take it. I applaud her for having the guts to demand this match, then follow through on it. Folks we are ready for the Respect Match, lets head to the ring!

RAVENNA BLUE vs. ERIC O’MAC – Respect Match

Ravenna Blue is announced first and makes her way to the ring to the roar of the crowd. She slides under the bottom rope and springs to the middle turnbuckle and poses for the crowd, urging them to get fired up. This makes the crowd even louder. Just as they are about to reach a fever pitch, Eric O’Mac’s music plays and he comes to the ring, with a mic. Eric steps into the ring and speaks.

You see? This is what I am talking about! Look at you! You are nothing more than a glorified cheerleader encouraging these idiots to cheer! This is not what I came back to the OOWF for. I said it before, and I will say it again, you. Are. Beneath. Me. I don’t respect you now, and there is nothing……NOTHING you can do that will EVER make me respect you. I am out of here.

Eric drops the mic and leaves the ring. He makes it part way up the ramp before Ravenna gives chase and catches him. She grabs him and spins him around and throws him down the ramp toward the ring as the crowd roars. Eric gets to his knees, but Ravenna charges at him and catches him with a boot to the jaw, sending him back to the floor. Ravenna pulls him up and rolls him under the ropes and follows him in. Eric backs to a corner and begs off, but Ravenna pulls him to his feet and shoves him into the turnbuckle and lights him up with chops to the chest. The crowd roars WHOOOOOOO! Every time she hits him. Eric staggers out of the corner grabbing his chest in pain, Ravenna runs out of the corner and chop blocks him to the mat. Ravenna grabs Eric’s leg and drags it to the ropes and lays it on the bottom rope and leaps in the air and crashes down on his knee. Eric grabs his knee in pain and scoots back to the middle of the ring. Ravenna stands over him and yells for him to get up. Eric looks trapped, but then lashes out and kicks Ravenna right on the knee cap sending her to the mat.

Eric quickly gets to his feet and grabs Ravenna and pulls her to the ropes and chokes her on the middle strand. The referee counts to five, but really his point there is only to hear one wrestler say they respect the other to end the match. He puts a mic in Rav’s face, but she refuses to say it. Finally Eric stops choking her on the ropes and slingshots her back into the ring. Eric pounces on Ravenna choking her. He pulls Ravenna up of the mat and lifts her for a vertical suplex, keeps her up there for a long time, then crashes to the mat. Eric gets to his feet and climbs to the middle rope and yells at the audience “THAT IS HOW A REAL WRESTLER DOES IT!” He glances over his shoulder and sees Ravenna getting up off the mat and springs off the middle rope and tries a spinning front kick, but Ravenna ducks out of the way and Eric slams to the mat.

Ravenna pulls Eric to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam, she then pulls him to a sitting position and traps him in a guillotine choke! Eric frantically taps out, but that does no good in this match. As his face is turning red, the referee puts the mic to his lips, but Eric refuses to say it, seemingly content to pass out without giving Ravenna the satisfaction of him saying it. Ravenna must realize this because she breaks the hold. Eric gasps for air, but Ravenna is not done. She pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a drop kick, but Eric holds onto the top rope and stops himself and Ravenna crashes to the mat.

Eric waits for Ravenna to get to her feet then charges at her and takes her to the mat with a clothesline. He pulls her up and throws her over the top rope to the floor. Eric climbs to the top rope and waits for Ravenna to get to her feet. As she does, he leaps, but she leaps with a spinning heel kick and catches Eric right on the jaw in mid-air! Eric’s head snaps back and he hits the floor. Ravenna rolls him back into the ring and tells the referee to ask him, he does, but Eric will not say it. Ravenna charges in and catches Eric with a kick to the face, then pulls him up and sets him up for a piledriver, but Eric reverses it into an ALABAMA SLAM! Ravenna’s head slams off the canvas as Eric stands over her and looks pleased with himself. The referee puts the mic in front of her face and Ravenna says “ I uh……..yeah I…….” then her head seems to clear a little bit “yeah…..you go to HELL Eric!” Eric charges in and tries a boot to the face, but Ravenna grabs his foot and twists it sending him to the mat. Ravenna gets to her feet and traps Eric in an ANKLE LOCK! Ravenna grapevines the leg and falls to the mat cinching the hold in tight. Eric tries to drag himself to the ropes, not that that would do any good. He makes it to the ropes, but the referee does nothing to break the hold. He asks Eric, but Eric snarls and refuses to say it. He tries to drag himself out of the ring, and he falls to the floor, pulling Ravenna to the floor with him! Ravenna will not let go of the hold! Finally the referee asks him again, and this time, through gritted teeth Eric says “YES! FINE! I RESPECT YOU! LET GO!”
WINNER in 19:08 – Ravenna Blue

Ravenna gets to her feet and the referee raises her hand. Ravenna extends her hand to Eric, who looks at her oddly. Ravenna calls for the mic:

Eric, you said when you came back here it was to show what wrestling was all about. We just gave the fans one hell of a match. Now, show what wrestling is all about and shake my hand.

Eric looks at her and gets to his feet, gingerly putting some weight on his foot. He looks at the fans, who are roaring for him to shake Ravenna’s hand. Finally Eric reaches out to shake Ravenna’s hand, then pulls it back and flips her the double bird. Eric limps away while Ravenna stands there shaking her head.

Russ: Ravenna Blue just proved that she does, in fact, belong with the greats in the OOWF! And what Eric O’Mac did, just reprehensible. Shake the ladies hand for god’s sake!
Nash: This ain’t tennis Russ, Eric doesn’t have to shake anyone’s hand, ever. Eric just lost a grueling match to someone he doesn’t respect, forget about her being a woman, he doesn’t respect her, why should he have to shake her hand? I wouldn’t
Razz: Cause it’s just the right thing to do Nash. When your opponent offers you their hand, you shake it, its class
Nash: It’s stupid
Russ: Regardless of our feelings on it, the fact remains that Ravenna Blue beat one of the best wrestlers in the OOWF. Couple this with the fact that she took the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Firewoman to a time limit draw, and I would think good things are in store in the future for Ms. Blue. Now, there are a couple of men who have nothing good in store for them in the future, unless you consider a whole lot of pain something good.
Nash: This is the one I have been looking forward to. Something has to give between these four. They have traded wins, but nothing seems to slow them down at all. They hate one another, and I can’t imagine that that will change after their match tonight. Not a bit.
Razz: You know, being in ECW, I have seen a lot. We had our share of barbed wire matches, scaffold matches, cage matches, all of it, but I don’t think I ever saw this level of hatred from anyone. I really think these four could kill one of the others, and think nothing of it. Especially Moose. To be perfectly honest, it’s a little scary
Russ: I am on record as thinking that this kind of match is not wrestling, it is legalized attempted murder. I thought as much when Darling and Moose met back in August, I thought the same when Larson and Evans faced one another in the cage. This is not wrestling. However, I understand that something has to be done. I only hope that this, this match will FINALLY get it out of their system so they can all move on with their careers. I hope they get through it before someone dies.
Nash: I don’t know. None of them are real big on letting things go. I think tonight, someone suffers a severe injury. I hate to say it, but with these guys, I just don’t know what else can happen.
Russ: All we can do is hope no one dies, and that folks, is a damn sad statement. Lets head to the ring.

DRINK & DESTROY vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK – Last Team Standing Match

Moosehead Jack and Stank are announced first, and they make their way to the ring to the boos of the crowd. Moose laughs maniacally at all this, and Stank seems to have a good laugh at their boos as well. They set to filling the ring with all manner of plunder they can get their hands on. Chairs, tables, ladders, barbed wire, chairs, whatever is not nailed down. A few fans help them out by offering weapons that they have brought to the arena. The boos turn to cheers as Drink and Destroy’s music plays and they come to the ring through the audience. Outback Jack, Danny Taylor and DH Magnusson hop the barricade and a heavily bandaged DVD comes to the ring down the ramp. Jack and Taylor circle ringside, and Moose and Stank eye then from the inside. Moose and Stank motion for them to bring it, and the war is on!

Jack and Taylor climb into the ring and Moose and Stank attack! Moose grabs a chair and tries to crush Taylor’s head with it, but Taylor moves out of the way and catches Moose with a straight right to the jaw that sends him reeling. Across the ring, Stank and Jack hammer each other hockey style. Each one lands several shots to the face, but neither of them will take a step back. Meanwhile, Taylor charges at Moose and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Taylor turns and he grabs Stank from behind stopping that particular onslaught, and Jack bounces off the ropes and catches Stank with a big spinning elbow to the jaw that sends the big man staggering across the ring. Stank trips over several plunder items and falls to the mat. Taylor goes after Stank, but Moose reaches in from outside the ring and pulls him to the mat, then out to the floor. Moose hammers Taylor with punches to the face, Taylor manages to block several shots and knees Moose in the gut. Taylor tries to whip Moose into the guard rail, but Moose reverses it and sends Taylor into the stairs shoulder and neck first! The crowd gasps as Taylor hits because it was at a REALLY awkward angle. The referee immediately runs to check on Taylor, but before he can do anything, Moose grabs him and throws him to the floor. Moose stands over Taylor and grabs his head and slams the side of his head into the stairs, then picks up a chair and CONCHARITO’S Taylor’s head against the stairs! Taylor slumps to the floor and Moose immediately rolls into the ring and goes after Jack.

While Moose and Stank team up and hammer Jack. According to the rules, both members of the team have to be down for the referee to count. He checks on Taylor now and Taylor waves him off and starts pulling himself to his feet. Inside the ring, Moose and Stank just overwhelm Jack and beat him to the mat. Moose holds Jack’s arms to the mat and Stank picks up a barbed wire baseball bat and repeatedly brings it down on Jack’s chest, tearing nasty slices in his flesh.
Taylor climbs into the ring and charges, and launches himself at Stank, nailing the big man with a spear just before he can bring the bat down across Jack’s chest again. They fall between the ropes to the floor. Moose is immediately out of the ring as well, he catches Taylor with a kick to the face that sends him staggering, Moose charges at him, but Taylor catches him and sends Moose flying over the guardrail into the crowd. The crowd scatters and Moose slams to the floor. Jack gets to his feet and hops the railing and goes after Moose while Taylor and Stank square off.

Taylor grins as Stank comes after him, they trade punches, backing up the ramp toward the top of the stage. There Taylor tries a roundhouse right, but Stank ducks and shoves Taylor face first into the light tubes that make up the OOTron, shattering several of them, and leaving Taylor’s face sliced up. Taylor staggers away and Stank lifts him onto his shoulders and hits a STANK-U on the stage! Stank gets down on one knee and HAMMERS Taylor with punches to the face.

Meanwhile, Jack and Moose are fighting one another in the crowd. They are clawing at tearing at one another. Jack grabs a handful of Moose’s hair and slams him down onto a chair, then grabs the chair and SLAMS it right into Moose’s face. Moose staggers backward and takes out a few more rows of chairs. As Jack comes at him, Moose reaches into his boot and pulls out the same piece of glass he used to carve up Taylor and Folz. Jack comes in and Moose slashes it across his chest, leaving another bloody cut on Jack’s torso.

Stank pulls a dazed Taylor to his feet and throws him through the entrance to the backstage area. Taylor staggers and falls, tipping over the catering table. The camera pans into DH Magnusson, and a single tear runs down his cheek. Stank approaches Taylor menacingly, Taylor grabs a handful of chicken tetrazzini and throws it in Stank’s face, momentarily blinding him. Taylor gets to his feet and slams Stank in the face with a headbut, then SCOOPS STANK UP and slams him on the concrete floor! Stank howls in pain and grabs his back, Taylor flips him over and traps him in a chin lock, planting his knee in the small of Stank’s back and pulling back on his head.

Out in the crowd, Jack and Moose are back on their feet, and both of them are pouring blood. Moose tired to swipe Jack with the glass shard again, but Jack avoided it and caught Moose with a DDT onto a chair, likely breaking Moose’s nose. They battle up onto the stage, Jack grabs Moose and suplexes him onto the steel stage, then climbs the light pole about half way, and drops a leg across Moose’s chest. Both men are down writhing in pain. Moose is grabbing his chest, he could very well have broken ribs, and Jack is lying face down in pain, grabbing his back. Jack is to his feet first, barely, and pulls Moose up, sets him up and hits a CHOMP ON THE STAGE! Moose lies in a heap while Jack staggers behind the scenes, sees that Taylor has Stank subdued and grabs the catering table and drags it back out onto the stage.

Backstage, Stank fights to his feet, with Taylor on his back. Stank staggers backward and slams right into a support column. The back of Taylor’s head slams into the beam and he falls to the floor, glassy eyed and dazed. Stank staggers around for a moment and locks eyes with DH Magnusson. Stank smirks and grabs a logging chain from the plunder and wraps it around his fist. As Taylor gets to his feet, Stank BLASTS him in the face with the chain! Taylor falls to the floor, but immediately tries getting back to his feet. As he gets to his knees Stank tilts his head back and HAMMERS him with shots to the face until Taylor is pouring blood. Taylor kind of looks like a gunshot victim here. Stank loops the chain around his throat and pulls him toward…..oh lord, he is pulling him toward the Stairwell of Extreme Violence.

Jack sets up the table and pulls a bloody and barely conscious Moose to his feet and rolls him onto the table. Jack starts climbing the light tower and gets part of the way up when Moose rolls off the table and climbs up after him. Moose gets under Jack and POWERBOMBS him off the tower onto the stage! OH MY GOD! Moose staggers to his feet, sees that Jack is struggling for consciousness then staggers to the back and comes back moments later with Happy DethBat. Moose brings the bat down repeatedly on Jack’s ribs, then pulls him up and rolls him onto the table. Moose climbs the light tower and gets to the top of the OOTron! What the hell is he doing? Moose has a demented look in his eyes, and a sadistic smile on his face. He gets a running start, then LEAPS OFF THE TOP OF THE OOTRON! ODE TO FOLEY! Moose sails through the air and CRASHES down on Jack, Happy DethBat between them and sends both men crashing through the table! OH MY GOD! They are dead. Seriously. They are dead. Medics quickly rush out there to check on them and pull them out of the shattered table.

At the top of the Stairwell of Extreme Violence, Stank has the logging chain wrapped around Taylor’s throat and he is about to throw him over the side, but Taylor catches Stank with a mule kick to the jewels, momentarily stopping him. Neither man knows that his partner may well be dead. Taylor grabs Stank and throws him into the door, Stank staggers backward and Taylor takes a step back and charges and PASTES him with a boot to the face! Stank falls down the first flight of stairs and lands in a heap on the landing, grabbing his leg in pain. Taylor walks down the stairs and we hear Stank yelling “I think it’s broken! My fucking leg is broken!” Taylor stops and stares at Stank for a moment, then turns and yells up the stairs for them to get some help in here, but nothing comes out, why? Because Taylor doesn't talk. The invisible ninja camera can see over Taylor’s shoulder and we see Stank get to his feet with an evil grin on his face. He grabs Taylor from behind and throws him HARD into the wall. Taylor falls to the floor, and Stank stands on the fourth step up and leaps and comes down HARD on Taylor with a splash! Stank reaches into his singlet and pulls out the bag of silver tacks that Moose gave him. Stank turns and dumps them over the railing onto the floor ten feet below. Stank pulls Taylor to his feet, pops him several times with shots to the face, then THROWS HIM OVER THE RAILING TO THE FLOOR! Taylor slams back first onto the floor and snarls in pain as the tacks dig into his flesh. Stank grabs his leg and pulls him behind him, leaving a trail of blood behind him as they head toward the arena again.

On the stage, somehow, Moose and Jack are not dead, but they are not in very good shape either. Both men are on their knees trading weak punches at one another. Jack picks up a piece of the table and slams it upside Moose’s head, sending him tumbling off the stage to the floor below. Jack crawls off the stage and drops to the floor next to Moose, barely able to stand. He grabs a cord from the floor and loops it around Moose’s throat choking him out. Moose is fading fast, pouring blood from, well, everywhere, and Jack is not much better. As Moose is about to fade, Jack sees Stank dragging a barely conscious Taylor behind him. Jack gets to his feet and uses whatever he has left to charge at Stank. The two of them meet in pure hatred and hammer one another mercilessly with punches. Taylor remains motionless on the floor, and Moose remains slumped against the stage, glassy eyed and bleeding badly, his breath coming in ragged gasps.

Jack gets the better of Stank and hammers him with punches to the face, beating Stank down to one knee. Jack is running on fumes here, so if he is going to take Stank out, he better do it now. Stank is bleeding from a gash above his eye that has his eye swelled shut. The big man is fading under Jack’s punches. In desperation, he nails a low blow on Jack, then back body drops him onto a table of electrical equipment. The table sparks and pops, and Jack writhes in pain. Stank gets to his feet and sees one of the large spotlights the OOWF uses to scan the crowd. He wipes the blood from his face and grins, grabs Jack off the table, and whips him HARD into the spotlight! The glass shatters, sparks fly, Jack convulses and falls to the floor, twitching in pain. The referee appears, and Stank is staggering struggling to stay on his feet. The referee starts the ten count on Drink & Destroy. Stank staggers as the referee gets to five. Drops to one knee as he hits seven, but manages to pull himself to his feet as the referee counts to ten, before collapsing to the floor just as he calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 41:19 – Moosehead Jack & Stank

Medics immediately rush to the scene, all four men are tended to and taken to the back for further treatment. It looks like there will be another trip to the hospital for these four.

Russ: HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE WORTH IT FOR ANY OF THOSE MEN! Moosehead Jack has spent more time in the hospital in the last few months than out, Stank and Outback Jack are contenders for any title they choose, and yet they are bogged down in this feud! Danny Taylor should be showing off his impressive skills and winning titles, and yet here he is, in the middle of an unending bloodbath! What is the point! Do you really think this match has solved a thing?
Razz: Well Russ…….no I don’t, and I don’t know what will ever settle this. I think at this point, and normally I would be very against something like this, I think the higher ups might need to consider stepping in and stopping these four from fighting any more. No one died tonight, but that was from good fortune rather than lack of intention
Nash: I can’t believe I am saying this, but I agree with both of you. It has to stop. As violent as Moose and Stank are, as far as they will go, they just can’t get Jack and Taylor to quit. I mean what else can they possibly do? Machine Gun Match?
Russ: Don’t give them any ideas
Razz: It seems pretty clear to me that none of them ever intend on stopping. Whoever it is that runs the OOWF, step in and do the right thing here.
Russ: Our next match promises more of the same. I can’t pretend to say I understand what is going on between Eco and Tytan, but it is certainly something different than the four men in the previous match
Nash: Yeah these cats are on a whole different wavelength. The impression that I get is that Eco is willing to sacrifice himself to save Tytan. What I can’t figure out though, is how that will save Tytan. I know these two men do not like one another, but there is still some sort of bond between them
Razz: They were best friends Nash. They ran the road together, they teamed together, they had a lot of success together. We have been there. You and Hall have that. When that breaks, when one betrays the other…….I’m getting all choked up here just thinking about it, it is hard to deal with. It goes beyond what Moose, Stank, Jack and Taylor are going through, it’s a personal thing, but it’s not like you want the other guy dead. It’s all very complicated
Russ: Nash made a good point earlier, after this match, there is going to be a power vacuum in the OOWF. Whoever loses this match, how can their group possibly continue, unless someone else is willing to step up and lead. After tonight, either Valor or DELIVERS, or whatever is left of them, will be without a leader. This match may not be for the squeamish, lets head to the ring

[BookerShark]

TYTAN vs. ECOSYSTEM – Buried Alive Match

PA: I know who you are, the leader of lost souls…

“SAVE_US.ECO” appears on the OOTron as those late, haunting strains of “Immortal” by Adema play over the PA system. Ecosystem emerges, for the first time in a long time, alone. He surveys the crowd slowly and looks to the false grave created atop the stage for this match alone before he makes a move to walk down the ramp. He is jeered as he walks, and stops to stare at an eleven-year-old boy carrying a “Go To Hell, Eco!” sign. He kneels down and stares the boy in the face.

Eco: Watch this match, and come with me….

The boy shivers and his father pulls him back, glaring at Eco. Eco laughs and continues walking down the ramp slowly stepping up the stairs, grabbing the ropes and pulling himself around to a crucifix position to boos. He releases the top rope, steps into the ring, and perches atop the turnbuckles, waiting…

PA: All alone, he turns to stone, while holding his breath half to death…

The clear, bolded “V” of Valor appears on the OO Tron as the song “The Bird and the Worm" by the Used plays over the PA system. Tytan comes out in a blaze of fireworks to ASTOUNDING cheers. He throws his fist in the air, letting off one more explosion that is actually dwarfed in noise by the sound of the people. He storms down to the ring, seemingly blocking out all thoughts, and hops up to the apron, climbing in the ring and going nose to nose with Eco. They both nod at the same time, the bell rings, and here we go!

JR: This is the first time these two competitors have ever faced each other one on one.
Razz: Yeah, and with everything goin’ on it, it may be the last time too!

Tytan and Eco lock up in the middle of the ring, Tytan pushing Eco toward the ropes, Eco squirming out and drop-toeholding Tytan toward the middle rope, which he catches and grasps for leverage, mule-kicking backwards. Eco does a half-turn to dodge it, grasping Tytan’s ankle and attempting a lock, but Tytan hops up on his other leg and takes a shot at the head of Eco, causing Eco to jump back and release the hold as Tytan drops. Eco charges atop the sitting Tytan, attempting a rear chin lock. Tytan rolls the shoulders to send Eco flying through the bottom two ropes, but Eco adjusts as he falls to absorb the impact on his knees. Tytan looks through the ropes to give chase and Eco hops up to grab Tytan by the neck as Tytan pulls back into the ring. Tytan and Eco stare down, with the referee quickly remembering not to count out in a Buried Alive match.

Tytan eventually slides out to the ground below, after Eco gestures broadly for him to come out. Eco takes the first shot, blocked by Tytan. Tytan catches Eco with an underbelly shot with his non-dominant hand, surprising Eco and bringing him to a knee. Tytan axe handles Eco over the upper back, and backs up a second for an attempted knee lift—Eco catches the knee from behind and forces Tytan face first to the ground, slapping his face against the mat. Eco floats over into a front face lock, but Tytan pushes up and charges Eco forward toward the stairs. The Sadistic Savior pulls Tytan’s head forward as he charges, causing both Eco’s back and Tytan’s forehead to go careening into the steel steps with a hard crash. Both stumble off, but Eco takes the chance to climb atop the padded guardrail, look back to Tytan and come off with a moonsault! Tytan barely moves out of the way, causing him to take a flying knee to the head but for Eco to land shoulder-first onto the steps!

Tytan and Eco are both slow to get up, but when Tytan stumbles his way behind Eco, he latches on with a Mark Henry Memorial Armbar! Eco pulls his left arm out and rakes the eyes of Tytan hard, enabling him to pull under and flip Tytan over with a fireman’s carry onto the mat. Eco pops up and double-stomps the chest of Tytan before rolling into the ring for a breather and to loosen arm stiffness. As Tytan gets up outside, Eco considers going up top, but then gently gestures for Tytan to join him in the ring. Tytan hops up to the ring, but Eco charges him on the apron, wrapping his arms around Tytan even as he sidesteps, pulling them both to the ground below with a modified German suplex. Eco then tries to wrap Tytan in a choke, but Tytan swings Eco around, again shoulder-first into the ring post, causing Eco to fall off and release the hold.

Eco jumps at Tytan, almost animalistically, unthinkingly, and Tytan pulls him up into an Atlas Press, over the barricade and into the fans. Tytan stumbles toward the fans, but Eco thinks fast and SLAMS Tytan’s face downward into the top of the barricade. Juni grabs his former partner’s head as it bounds up, pulling it back down into the barricade again. Eco hops over the barricade and yanks Tytan’s neck back into the Dragon Sleeper. Instead of pulling him into an Endgame however, he cinches back and locks into the Corporate Dragon. Tytan is flailing to break the hold, but is unable to find a release of pressure even against the smaller Ecosystem. Instead of thinking like a big man, Tytan thinks like a smaller man, reaching down and pulling out Eco’s right thigh, shifting weight and bringing Eco to the ground suddenly, thus breaking the hold. Tytan flips Eco over into a half-Boston Crab, but Eco quickly swings his opposite leg hard into the chest of the former guardian of Ultimo Inc. Eco turns over and double kicks Tytan off onto his back. Tytan takes a second to get up—SUPERKICK! Eco nails Tytan with the Superkick he appropriated from Ravenna! Tytan is down outside the ring.

Rather than capitalize, Eco rolls back inside the ring and stares at Tytan’s prone body below. Shaking, he grabs the top rope and jumps forward, at first almost falling but getting off one rotation, then two—630 SAVIOR SPLASH! Eco nails Tytan with the Savior Splash from fifteen feet in the air! Both competitors are in obvious pain as Tytan heaves and Eco flails. Eco is up to his feet first, however, dragging Tytan up and smacking his face once again into the guardrail. Eco then looks to the guardrail with evil intentions and screaming at the fans to leave the area. Eco rips off the strip of top padding, flinging it into the audience. He then rips off the main panel of padding, throwing it to the side. He then turns around to Tytan—and eats a RELEASE THE KRAKEN SPEAR right into the exposed steel! Tytan bounds off in obvious pain, but Eco is howling as he slumps down.

Tytan peels Eco off the bars over his back, looking for the Wrath of God burning hammer onto the steel ramp. Eco yanks his leg free and slides out of the back with a falling neck breaker, however. Eco takes the opportunity of Tytan’s surprise to pull him back into a dragon sleeper position, looking for the Endgame…Tytan pulls himself out, twists the arm into a wristlock, Eco hops up and turns it into an arm drag, but Tytan breaks his own fall, sweeping Eco’s legs out from under him with a sliding kick. Tytan mounts Eco and starts pounding away, but Eco rolls Tytan over and begins choking him out with his forearm! Tytan monkey flips Eco off, but Eco pulls a senton-like rotation off and lands on his feet as Tytan gets up—second superkick! Tytan goes flying forward a foot on ramp, smacking his face awkwardly against the steel.

Eco pulls Tytan by his arms, dragging him up the stairs a few feet, and then stopping short—double arm DDT! Tytan’s head sickeningly thuds against the steel as the crowd boos. Eco pulls him up, drags him three feet forward—another double arm DDT, another thud, another cry from the audience. The camera picks up the image of little girl crying, but more poignantly catches Eco beginning to tear up as we cut back. Eco drags Tytan’s body atop the ramp and executes one final Double Arm DDT as the audience has been hushed. Eco then looks over to the grave that has been created for the match, walking to it slowly, profoundly. He looks over to the grave and notices a shovel. He picks it up and it shines in the light. He walks over to Tytan, almost preparing a batter-up shot as Tytan very slowly rises…

Eco: I’m sorry, I love you.

Eco swings for the fences—Tytan drops down and the shot misses! Tytan grabs Eco by the back—release German Suplex! Eco drops the shovel midair as he crashes back first onto the steel! Tytan stands up, bleeding profusely from the forehead as the crowd cheers and Eco looks stunned!

Razz: Eco looks like he’s just seen a ghost!
JR: I’ll tell you what, he may be about to see the devil soon enough!

Eco lunges at Tytan, but Tytan knocks him back with a right hand, then a left. One final haymaker, and Eco is stumbling around, knocked out standing up—Tytan hooks him backwards over the shoulder, WRATH OF GOD BURNING HAMMER ONTO THE STEEL RAMP! Eco crashes chest-first, spasming with pain. Tytan grabs his hair and slowly drags him toward the grave, picking up the shovel as he goes. As they approach the grave, Tytan pulls Eco up into Wrath’s famed goozle, lifts him up for a choke slam into the grave—

Eco reverses into a cross-armbar! Eco pulls Tytan back from the edges of the grave, locking him into a cross-armbar! Tytan pulls Eco up with intent to slam him down, but Eco drops over the back and hooks Tytan around the neck! He pulls Tytan back a couple steps deliberately—ENDGAME! ENDGAME onto the steel shovel, denting it hard! Eco has driven Tytan’s skull into the shovel with his elbow driving into his neck, causing Tytan’s neck to cut on the edges of the steel. Tytan is twitching but barely able to lift himself. Quivering, Eco slowly slides the shovel out from under Tytan and positions himself standing over Tytan’s body, sharpened end of the shovel to Tytan’s neck.

Eco: Your choice is clear. This is what you wished for, and you refuse to renege. Either you kill me or I kill you. Or...you ask, beg me for my forgiveness...beg me, partner. Bow to me...

Tytan grasps the end of the shovel and pushes the handle up hard into Eco’s face, actually knocking a tooth loose as Eco falls back. Tytan stands up, hand sliced and bleeding from the force he put behind the push and grabs the shovel as Eco feels the trail of blood from his mouth and looks up, stunned. Tytan picks up the shovel and smashes into Eco’s head with such force that a trail of blood spurts almost immediately as Eco falls to the floor as dead weight.

Tytan: DAMN YOU!

Tytan smashes the shovel against Eco’s head again. We hear a crunch from the breaking of bones.

And again. Crunch.

And again. Snap.

JR: DAMMIT TYTAN, STOP! HE WANTS THIS!

And again.

A massive pool of blood forms below Eco’s head after the fifth shovel shot.

And again.

Tytan suddenly realizes Eco is putting up no resistance. He throws the shovel down to the side, and turns Eco over into a chokehold, but Eco is unresponsive. Tytan slaps him, merely causing a splash of blood to hit the camera. We change angles and find Tytan just staring, shaking. The noise from the audience dies down as they see Junichiro motionless, face unrecognizable from the force of Tytan’s shots. His teeth are hanging, his nose has been crushed in, there are cuts all around his eyes.

Tytan picks up Eco’s bloody corpse, looking at his unmoving body. He walks slowly over to the grave, stepping down into it. He places Eco’s body down, quietly, gently. The audience has been completely hushed. Tytan climbs out of the grave, stares down for a minute. He walks over to the shovel, dented and bloody, bearing the marks of both competitors. He plunges it into the earth, and dumps a little in. And so he digs, no longer trying to look down, instead trying to avoid doing so. He digs and dumps, digs and dumps, digs and dumps. The referee monitors the situation, noting Eco not moving or coming out from beneath the dirt, and quickly calls for the bell.
WINNER in 43:20….Tytan!

Tytan falls back as his name is announced, down into a sitting position. Wrath comes out to join Tytan and help him up and congratulate him, but Tytan pushes Wrath off, shaking hard. He storms to the back as the referee calls for EMTs. The doctors come out with a stretcher and quickly move to exhume Eco. Junichiro Muyo is clearly not moving in any way as his body is slowly lifted out and placed on the gurney, with dirt packed into the caved-in parts of his face. The medical staff rushes to the back with Eco, where they are met by some of the members of DELIVERS. Larson attempts to approach, but he is brushed off by doctors as Eco is loaded in.

Doctor #1: Nothing you can do.

Doctor #2: Not much we can do either. Any of you next of kin?

Vangarde: Don’t even try to say—

Lauren: I am.

The members of DELIVERS look at Lauren Phoenix as she steps forward.

Lauren: Legally, I am.

Doctor #2: You are coming with us. None of them are permitted to.

Dr. Infieri: That’s not—

Doctor #2: Advance patient request from Mr. Muyo. We follow such directives in life and...other situations.

Lauren Phoenix joins the doctors in the ambulance. It is clear Eco is not moving for this time, and that his chest has not risen to breath. Doctors load up as the ambulance drives off and we fade to our next match…


Russ: My………my god. What did we just see?
Razz: I…….seriously Russ, excuse me for a minute <we hear Razz leave his seat>
Russ: Nash?
Nash: Seriously. I don’t know what to say.
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen……..<Russ’s voice fades off, and not another word is said for several minutes as the camera pans to see the ambulance pulling out of the arena. The crowd is in a stunned silence

<the arena goes dark and we hear Nathan Explosion growl>

NE: Do you folks want some morrrrrrrrrrreee

<The crowd roars for more, already in a blood frenzy from the last few matches>

The Lost Vikings

Russ: Folks, I have to apologize for myself and my colleagues after that last match, to be perfectly honest, in all my years of wrestling, I simply didn’t know what to say
<another awkward silence falls over the booth>
Razz: So Russ, what did you think of Dethklok?
Russ: Well that was certainly………interesting
Razz: Not exactly your kind of music, eh Russ?
Russ: You could say that, I think I prefer some Hank, or Patsy Cline
Nash: Way to score with the young crowd Russ
Russ: Well tonight is not about my tastes in music, tonight is about championships. Up next, we have “The Crusher” Stan Fulton defending his OOWF Onslaught Championship against one of the best pure wrestlers in the OOWF today, LD Williams. LD earned a shot at the title tonight by scoring the second fall in the Six Pack Challenge, can he keep his momentum going and regain the title?
Razz: Well of course he can. LD Williams is a great athlete and can beat anyone on any given night. Now, WILL he win? I don’t know Russ. LD is still furious over Fulton hiring Folz to take him out. If LD snaps, Fulton will retain the title
Nash: I think you guys are forgetting something, LD Williams mother killed Sheik Rahat. KILLED as in dead. You think Fulton has forgotten that? I could see Fulton tossing the title aside, much like LD did, for a shot at putting LD out once and for all.
Razz: Nash does have a point there Russ
Russ: Yes he does, Fulton would certainly be justified in seeking revenge for what LD has done, however, I am not sure tossing the title away is the way to go. LD Williams prides himself on being the best wrestler in the OOWF, keeping him from winning a title, well I think that would drive the point home a little more
Razz: Russ does have a point there Nash
Russ: There is only one way to know what will happen for sure, lets head to the ring!

STAN FULTON vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

LD Williams is announced and makes his way to the ring. Williams still has his arm bandaged and rubs it a little as he comes to the ring. The boos for LD Williams are not nearly as loud as they are for Moose, Stank, Fire or Poe, and the fans seem to have something like a grudging respect for LD. Williams gets to the ring and climbs in and waits in the corner, completely focused and not paying a bit of attention to anything going on around him. “The Crusher” Stan Fulton is announced and he comes out with his axe-handle on one shoulder and the Onslaught Championship on the other. The fans leave no doubt who they are behind as they cheer Fulton loudly. Fulton gets to the ring and steps between the ropes, deposits his axe-handle and title and walks straight to the middle of the ring, glares at LD Williams, who meets him in the middle of the ring. Fulton slowly extends his hand. LD never takes his eyes off of Fulton, but he shakes it. The referee calls for the bell and both men pull the other toward themselves, they meet and stare one another down.

Fulton shoves LD away and they lock up and shove each other around the ring like bulls. Fulton uses his size advantage to push LD back into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, and Fulton backs off. LD comes out of the corner again and they lock up one more time. LD grabs Fulton’s arm and wrings it and snaps it, momentarily dropping Fulton to one knee. Fulton immediately springs back to his feet and grabs LD’s injured arm and wrings it, and snaps it several times, driving LD to the mat. Fulton reverses the hold into a top wrist lock and puts all his weight on LD’s arm, driving his arm down into his shoulder. Williams grimaces in pain, but fights to his feet and backs Fulton against the ropes, then catches him with a knee to the gut and sends Fulton to the ropes. LD bends over a moment too soon and Fulton catches him with a kick to that injured arm that stands him up, then Fulton nearly takes his head off with a clothesline.

Fulton drops an elbow across LD’s chest and covers, but Williams kicks out at two. Fulton gets to his feet and grabs LD’s arm and drops a leg across it. LD howls in pain as Fulton keeps him on the mat and drops several knees onto his arm. LD works to one knee, but Fulton uses his weight advantage to drive LD back to the mat, face first, then traps him in a hammerlock trying for the submission. LD just snarls at the referee when he asks him if he wants to quit, and starts the long journey to the ropes, finally making it and forcing the break. LD Williams has used his first rope break.

Williams slides out of the ring and tries to shake some feeling back into his arm. Fulton comes to the ropes and pulls LD onto the apron and lifts him and suplexes him into the ring, rolls over and covers, but LD kicks out at two. Fulton pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a belly to belly suplex, but LD slams him in the face with a head butt, then a second, then a third dropping him to one knee. LD pulls him up and DRIVES him to the mat with a wicked DDT! LD gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across the back of Fulton’s head. Then rakes his face across the mat viciously, he is about to get a warning from the referee when he stops. Williams pulls Fulton to his feet and shoves him back into the corner and unleashes CANADIAN VIOLENCE on Fulton beating him to the mat with chops, punches and kicks! LD backs across the ring and charges in and rakes his boot across Fulton’s eyes sending him to the mat. LD pulls Fulton out of the corner some, and covers, but Fulton is able to reach out and grab the bottom rope forcing the break. Stan Fulton has used his first rope break.

LD breaks but only for a second, then grabs Fulton and HAMMERS him with forearms to the face. LD pulls Fulton further from the ropes and drops a knee across his face. LD spends the next few minutes working over Fulton, keeping him grounded on the mat where his size is not an advantage. LD gets several two counts, but can’t keep the big man down. Williams climbs to the top rope and tries a flying knee drop, but Fulton rolls out of the way and LD crashes and burns. LD crawls back to the corner grabbing his knee and snarling in pain. Fulton gets to his feet and charges into the corner and CRUSHES LD’s skull with a running knee. Fulton pulls LD up and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound on his shoulders and falls back, SAMOAN DROP! The wind is driven out of LD and Fulton covers, but LD rolls his shoulder at two.

Fulton gets to his feet and pulls LD to his feet, and LD unleashes a vicious kick to Fulton’s knee that drops him to the mat. LD waits for Fulton to stand up again and bounces off the ropes and chop blocks the back of Fulton’s knee rolling his leg and sending him to the mat. LD Grabs Fulton’s leg and traps him in an Indian death lock. Fulton winces in pain and drags them both to the ropes forcing another break Stan Fulton uses his second rope break.

Williams pulls Fulton up and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Fulton’s knee buckles, and when he falls, he takes out the referee. Williams takes advantage of this with a vicious kick to the back of Fulton’s head. LD drags Fulton to the corner and repeatedly slams his leg into the ring post, then traps him in a RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR! Fulton howls in pain, but the referee is not there to do anything. After several agonizing minutes LD releases the hold and climbs back into the ring. He pulls the referee up and yells for him to make the count. LD covers, but Fulton kicks out, somehow. Fulton gets to his feet and his leg buckles and he falls to the mat. LD pounces on Fulton and traps him in a REAL STF. The fans are roaring for Fulton to hold on and ride out the time limit. Fulton tries to make it to the ropes, but he can’t. He tries to hold on, but Williams has his injured knee torqued and turned at a disturbing angle. Finally, unable to take anymore Fulton has no choice but to tap out!
WINNER in 14:39 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – LD Williams

The referee makes the dreaded X sign and medics come to the ring to help Fulton to his feet. Fulton shoves them away and fights to his feet on his own power drawing roars from the crowd. Fulton limps to the middle of the ring, barely able to put any weight on his leg. Despite all that LD has done, Fulton extends his hand to Williams. Williams turns and looks at Fulton, and the crowd roars their approval. LD finally reaches out and shakes Fulton’s hand, and the crowd goes insane. Fulton raises LD’s arm in victory and LD turns to walk away. As Fulton turns back, LD charges at him and clips his leg again! The cheers immediately turn to boos as Fulton hits the mat. Williams is like a wild animal, he grabs Fulton’s leg and repeatedly kicks his knee, dropping knees onto the inside of his leg, and generally just trying his damndest to destroy his knee. Finally officials flood the ring and pull LD off of Fulton and usher him up the ramp. LD holds the title high above his head on the way back, and the crowd boos. Inside the ring, Fulton once again gets to his feet and the crowd roars as he is helped out of the ring and to the back.

Russ: I have to say I am shocked by LD Williams behavior. He won the title, he shook the man’s hand, then he felt the need to attack him after the bell, I just don’t understand it.
Nash: I think this means that clearly things are not over between the two of them. LD Williams is still mad about Fulton hiring Folz. And I would think Fulton will be none too pleases at losing his title and having LD attack him again. Quite honestly, I could watch these two square off every night for a month and not be disappointed.
Razz: Nash speaks the truth there, these two just seem to click in the ring despite the size differential. And while we are on the subject, how bout a round of applause for Fulton? Here’s a guy who has been in the OOWF for, what, less than six months, and he is not only holding his own with the best, but beating the best. This kid has a future here.
Russ: That is my concern Razz, Mr. Fulton DOES have a future here, unless he gets bogged down in a war with LD Williams. At some point you have to move on. You take your lumps and win or lose, you move on to other things
Nash: Gotta side with Russ here. I think Fulton may be, and this is no pun intended, bigger than the Onslaught Championship. I think from what I have seen of him, he is ready to step up and challenge Dead or Chris Evans for the title. That is not a knock against the title, but at some point, you have to move to the next level. LD Williams has been there, and then some, Fulton needs to test himself.
Russ: That is a good point, and it segues nicely into our next match as well. Texpress have only been back as a team for less than two weeks now, and they already have a shot at Nothing Happened’s OOWF World Tag Team Titles. Texpress claim that they are the measuring stick of tag teams, but is this too much too soon?
Nash: I spent a lot of time in a tag team, and let me tell you, once you know the person you are teaming with, it is like riding a bike. It is as natural as breathing. Scotty and I cannot team for months, years, but as soon as we get back in that ring, it all clicks, it’s all natural
Razz: And Russ, not to take anything away from Nothing Happened, they have been a damn good tag team, but Texpress has basically made a career out of teaming. They know one another inside and out, and let’s not forget, they are pretty familiar with Davin Moreland too
Russ: The wildcard here seems to be Alexis Darling. She has the least experience of any of them in the ring, will she wilt under the pressure of a two out of three falls match?
Razz: Only one way to find out
Nash: Let’s head to the ring

NOTHING HAPPENED vs. TEXPRESS – OOWF World Tag Team Title 2 out of 3 Falls Match

“God Blessed Texas” plays and Texpress make their way to the ring. Chad Madison and the returning Zane Myers come out and the crowd roars their approval. They slowly make their way to the ring and as they get closer to the ring, the crowd gets louder and louder. Finally they spring over the ropes and climb to the middle turnbuckles, and the crowd becomes deafening. Chad and Zane bask in the cheers, and can’t help but grin at the WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK chants. “What’cha Want” plays and Nothing Happened comes out to the top of the ramp. They mostly get cheers, but there is a smattering of boos for Davin too. They make their way to the ring and climb in and walk right to the middle of the ring and the four shake hands and exchange manly hugs of mutual respect. Davin and Zane head to their corners leaving Alexis and Chad in the ring, the referee turns and calls for the bell, and fall one is underway!

Alexis and Chad circle and lock up, Chad grabs a side head lock and Alexis tries to shove him to the ropes, but Chad puts on the brakes and takes Alexis down to the mat. Alexis rolls Chad over onto his shoulders for a two count, but he flips back over and maintains the side head lock. Alexis fights to her feet and lifts Chad and drops him with an atomic drop. She shoves him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a drop kick to the jaw. Alexis covers, but Chad kicks out and spins to his feet before the referee can even count to one. Alexis snaps him over with an arm drag, but Chad gets to his feet quickly again, Alexis tries another one, but Madison blocks it and reverses it into a back slide for a one count. Alexis kicks out and they both spring to their feet and turn and face one another as the crowd cheers.

Alexis and Chad both back to their corners and tag their partners in and Davin and Zane, the powerhouses of their teams, steps into the ring and eye one another then slowly circle and lock up. Davin catches Zane with a knee to the gut and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head too soon and Zane hops over him and bounds off the opposite ropes and catches Davin with a clubbing clothesline that sends him to the mat hard. Zane pulls Davin up, scoops him up and plants him on the mat with a slam, then bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across his forehead. Davin tries to pop up, but Zane slams him back to the mat and covers him, but Moreland kicks out at two.

Zane gets to his feet and as Davin gets to his, he catches Moreland with a kick to the gut, then takes him over with a snap mare. Zane twists Moreland’s head, then grabs his arm and holds his rib cage open and tags in Madison. Chad comes in and catches Davin with a boot to the ribs, then runs the ropes and hits a senton on Davin and covers for a one count. Davin gets to his feet and Madison charges at Davin, but Davin catches him and drops him onto the turnbuckle, SNAKE EYES! Madison’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat, Moreland rolls him up, but can only get a two count. Davin pulls Chad to his feet, hooks him and lifts him for a suplex, holds him up there for a long time, walks over and tags Alexis, then falls back to the mat. Alexis runs down the apron and springs to the top rope and hits a springboard 450 splash, hooks Madison’s leg and gets the one, two, thre…NO! Chad kicks out at two!

Chad gets to his feet and lunges for his corner and tries to make the tag to Zane, but Alexis catches his foot and pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Chad rolls over and connects with several stiff kicks to Alexis’ face, sending her to the mat. Chad lunges again and tags in Zane! Zane comes in and levels Alexis with a clothesline, Davin comes in and Zane scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Alexis pops back up and tries a clothesline, but Zane ducks it and catches her by the throat, CHOKESLAM! Zane covers, but Davin breaks it up with a kick to the back of the head, then leaves the ring. Zane gets to his feet holding the back of his head, he looks slightly disoriented for a split second, which allows Alexis to go behind his back and make the tag to Davin. Alexis runs to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and connects with a spinning front kick to the back of Zane’s head, that sends him staggering right into a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin covers, hooks the leg, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS of the first fall in 11:41 – Nothing Happened. Nothing Happened leads the Best of Three Series 1-0

Davin waits for Zane to get to his feet and bounds off the ropes and tries a DOLPHIN KICK, but Zane has it scouted, avoids it, and kicks Davin’s knee, sending him to the mat. Zane grabs Davin’s leg and quickly rolls him over in a high angle half crab, twisting his knee. Zane releases and reapplies the hold several times each time adding a little more pressure. Finally he releases the hold and tags in Madison. Chad comes in and he grabs Davin’s leg and he flips over Davin’s head, pulling Davin’s leg along with him stretching the shit out of his hamstring. Davin howls in pain and grabs his leg and backs off into the corner. Madison measures Davin and charges and hits a delayed drop kick into the corner. Chad drags Moreland to the middle of the ring and covers him, but Davin rolls his shoulder at two. Chad reaches up and makes the quick tag to Zane. They pull Davin to his feet and send him to the ropes, Chad catches him with a drop toe hold on the rebound, as Davin hits the mat, Zane runs in and drops a knee across the back of his head. Zane rolls Davin over, but Alexis rushes into the ring and breaks up the cover at two.

Zane pulls Davin to a sitting position and tags Chad in again. Chad comes in and hits a spinning kick to the front of Davin’s head as Zane Myers kicks the back of Davin’s head at the same time. Davin falls to the mat and Chad covers him, but Davin kicks out at two again. Chad pulls Davin to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the jaw, sending Davin staggering back to the corner. Chad charges into the corner and tries a flying forearm smash to the head, but Davin catches him and swats him to the mat, dropping Chad on the back of his head. Davin stumbles across the ring and makes the tag to Alexis. She comes in and waits for Chad to get to his feet, then grabs him from behind and hits a DRAGON SUPLEX! Alexis bridges and gets two, but Zane comes into the ring and breaks it up with a kick to Alexis’ ribs.

Alexis gets to her feet and sends Madison to the ropes and takes him to the mat with a frankensteiner and hooks his legs for a two count, but Madison reverses it into a pin and gets a two count of his own. Alexis spins to her feet and tries a front kick at Madison, but Madison avoids it and gets to his feet, runs to the ropes and catches Alexis with a cross body block for a two count of his own. Madison kips to his feet and tags in Zane, Zane waits for Alexis to stand up, then launches himself into the ring and takes Alexis out with a shoulder block. Zane pulls Alexis up and lifts her in a military press, but Davin runs in and catches Zane with a boot to the jaw. Zane falls backward and Alexis lands on top of him, the referee is right in position, but Zane powers out at two. Alexis gets to her feet and runs to the corner and scales the corner and tries another hurracarana, but Zane catches her and POWERBOMBS her to the mat for a two count. Zane gets to his feet and tags in Chad Madison. Lexis is dazed from the power bomb and staggers toward her corner, but Zane grabs her from behind and lifts her into a backbreaker, Madison waits perched on the top rope, DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS! Zane keeps Davin at bay and Chad covers and gets the one, two, three!
WINNERS of the second fall in 27:29 – Texpress – Best of Seven Series is tied 1-1

The match immediately continues and Zane tags back in and pulls Alexis to her feet and sends her to the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a power slam. Zane covers, but Alexis rolls her shoulder JUST before the three count. The much larger Zane pulls Alexis up again and sends her to the ropes and catches her in a sleeper. Alexis fights wildly as Zane wraps his arms around her head and squeezes. Alexis begins to fade and drops to one knee. The crowd roars for her to fight it, and the referee checks her arm. It drops once, twice, and is about to go down a third time when Moreland comes in and distracts the referee. He never sees it fall the third time! Alexis is out! Zane releases the hold and shoves Davin and asks him what the hell he is doing (and yes, he says hell) Davin realizes he has crossed a line and backs off out of the ring, but the damage has already been done. Alexis is stirring on the mat, but her eyes are glazed over and she looks like she has no idea where she is. She crawls to the corner and pulls herself up in the corner. Zane charges in and tries a clothesline, but Alexis moves out of the way and Zane slams chest first into the corner, he staggers backward a bit and Alexis rolls him up for a two count.

Zane kicks out and Alexis crawls toward her corner, but Zane grabs her ankle and pulls her back to the Texpress corner and tags in Chad Madison. Chad climbs to the top rope and leaps, and drops an elbow across the back of Alexis’ head. Chad rolls her over and covers, but Alexis kicks out at two. Chad pulls her up and knees her in the gut and lifts her for a gut wrench suplex and covers, but Alexis kicks out again. Chad reaches back and tags in Zane, and they pull Alexis up and hook her for a double suplex, slingshot her off the top rope, then DRIVE her face first to the mat! SPRINGBOARD GORDBUSTER! Zane rolls her over, but she kicks out at two. Zane looks a little frustrated by Alexis’ resilience. Zane sends her to the corner and charges in again, but Alexis gets a boot up, sending Zane staggering. Lexis hops to the second rope and leaps and BULLDOGS Zane to the mat! Alexis can’t even cover, she immediately turns and starts crawling toward her corner. The crowd urges her on, and when she tags Moreland, the crowd explodes!

Davin charges into the ring, but Zane tags in Madison just before Davin gets to him. Chad comes in between the ropes, but walks right into an onslaught of punches and kicks from Moreland. Davin sends Chad to the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a big boot to the face. Zane comes in to defend his partner and tries a clothesline on Davin, but Davin ducks and clotheslines Zane over the top rope to the floor. Chad gets to his feet and slumps into the corner, Davin charges in and KILLS him with a clothesline. Davin keeps Chad trapped in the corner and peppers him with elbows to the side of the head. Davin nails him several times, then takes a step out and talks a little trash to Zane, who has climbed back onto the apron. While he is jawing with Zane, Chad recovers and climbs to the second rope, grabs Davin by the head and pulls him back to the corner and hops on his shoulders and rolls forward in a victory roll. The referee hits the mat and counts one, two…..THREE! CHAD GOT HIM! Davin looks stunned, hell Chad looks a little stunned.
WINNERS in 38:44, two falls to one, and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Texpress

After the match, Chad and Zane celebrate. Davin gets to his feet and shakes both of their hands, then bails out of the ring and heads to the back. The camera cuts back to the ring and we see Alexis Darling still in the ring looking a little confused by the turn of events. Alexis looks annoyed, but shows some class by shaking Chad and Zane’s hands, then leaving the ring and running up the ramp to catch up to her partner. Chad and Zane climb the turnbuckles and hold up the titles and the crowd roars their approval.

Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions, for the unprecedented fifth time, Texpress are the champions!
Razz: Quite the accomplishment Russ, I take my hat off to them, or I would if I were wearing one. They came back and said they were going to win, and that’s exactly what they did.
Nash: They did……but did you see that last fall? Something isn’t sitting well with me on that
Russ: Chad Madison used a victory roll to get the pin, I have seen it a thousand times in wrestling, what is odd about it?
Nash: Just something. But hey, new world tag team champions. I do wonder who they are going to face first, there are a lot of tag teams lining up for shots
Razz: You have the Hawaiians, new to the OOWF, Folz and Fulton could certainly be a formidable tag team, who knows what may be left of DELIVERS or VALOR now, plus Moosehead Jack and Stank and Drink and Destroy may still be alive to challenge them
Russ: Speaking of Moosehead Jack and Stank, and Drink and Destroy, we were told that all four of them refused further medical treatment at the nearby Dayton Medical Facility, just cementing in my mind that they are, in fact, insane.
Nash: That is going to be a tall order for the new champs, they like to claim that they are the measuring stick, they have their work cut out for them. Still, something about that pin…..
Russ: Let it go Nash. We have to move on to our next match. Chris Evans shocked the world by winning the Six Pack Challenge, he got the first fall and the coveted shot at the Intercontinental title. Can he win the title from Dead tonight?
Razz: You know, let’s not discount Dead here, he has been a fighting champion. He withstood a determined assault from Poe to hold onto that title. No disrespect to Chris Evans here, but Chris Evans is no Poe
Nash: Chris Evans has the element of surprise going for him, for sure, but Dead has the advantage of being the champion. He holds the title, and until someone pries it from his cold, dead hands, that is where it is going to remain. I’m not saying Evans can’t win it, I just don’t think he will win it tonight
Russ: As always, there is only one way to find out…..we are ready for the introductions, lets head to the ring!

THE DEAD vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

“Lionheart” Chris Evans is announced and comes to the ring first. Evans earned his title shot tonight by defeating five other men and earning the first pin fall in the six pack challenge. Evans hops over the top rope and climbs to the middle rope and salutes the fans. They roar their approval and Evans hops down and shakes out some of the nervous energy. As he is running the ropes, The Dead is announced, and he comes out and holds the Intercontinental championship over his head and walks to the ring with a smirk on his face. Dead steps between the ropes and walks right up to Evans and pie faces him, shoving him away. Evans storms back to face Dead, then SMACKS him across the face, dropping him to one knee, and sending the intercontinental title flying. The referee calls for the bell and this match is underway!

Evans pulls Dead to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with a perfect drop kick to the jaw. Dead hits the mat and flies out of the ring. Evans waits for him to get to his feet and charges and leaps over the top rope and lands on Dead sending him to the floor. Evans pulls Dead up and shoots him into the ring and follows him, Dead is on his knees and begs off asking for mercy, but Evans is not interested. He connects with a kick to Dead’s chest sending him to the mat, then drops an elbow across his chest and covers for a one count. Dead kicks out and gets to his feet, Evans grabs him and sends him to the ropes and tries a spinning heel kick, but Dead ducks and bounds off the ropes and takes Evans to the mat with a clothesline.

Dead pulls Evans up and hooks him and hits a snap suplex and floats over for a one count. Dead grabs a chin lock on Evans, but Chris fights to his feet and shoves Dead to the ropes. On the rebound, Evans snaps Dead over with an arm drag. Dead springs to his feet and backs into the corner, Evans charges in and tries a monkey flip out of the corner, but Dead holds onto the ropes and Evans slams into the mat. As Evans gets to his feet, Dead explodes out of the corner and tries a CLOSE THE CASKET but Evans ducks it, and grabs Dead around the waist and hits a bridging German suplex for a two count.

Dead gets to his feet quickly and Evans sends him to the ropes and tries a knee to the gut, but Evans springs over his shoulder and rolls him up for a two count, but Dead kicks out, Evans keeps hold of his legs and traps Dead in the ODE TO CANADA! Dead howls in pain, but manages to make it to the ropes to force the break. Evans releases the hold, then takes a step back and allows Dead time to recover, but just for a second. As Dead slumps against the ropes, Evans nails him with a low drop kick that sends him between the middle and bottom rope. Dead falls out of the ring and lands hard on the back of his head. Evans slides out of the ring and grabs Dead and starts to pull him to his feet, but Dead grabs a handful of tights and sends Evans shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Dead rolls into the ring and the referee continues the count. Dead appears to be perfectly content with taking a count out win here. The referee continues to count, but Evans just BARELY beats the ten count, rolling in at the last possible second.

Dead immediately attacks, kicking Evans shoulder and head, then pulling him to his feet in the corner and blistering him with chops to the chest. Dead sets Evans on the top rope, and paint brushes him across the face a few times, then hooks him and hits a SUPERPLEX! Dead rolls right through the superplex and traps Evans in a butterfly front face lock, trying for the submission. Evans frowns in pain, but refuses to give up. Evans slowly fights to his feet, but Dead turns it into a butterfly back breaker, dropping Evans right across his knee. Dead covers, but Evans kicks out at two.

Dead slips out of the ring, then slingshots himself back into the ring and drops a leg across the back of Evans head. Dead rolls him over and covers, but again, Evans shows his resiliency and kicks out at two. Dead pulls Evans to his feet and grabs him around the waist for a belly to back suplex, but Evans flips over Dead’s shoulders and lands on his feet, when Dead turns around, Evans nails him with a Pele kick! Evans covers Dead, hooking the leg hard, but Dead kicks out at two. Evans pulls Dead up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a release overhead suplex. Dead crashes to the mat and Evans covers, but Dead kicks out at two AGAIN. Evans shows a little bit of frustration and slips out of the ring and waits on the apron, then springs to the ropes and tries a 450 splash, but Dead gets his knees up and Evans crashes and burns!

Dead pulls Evans up, sets him up and hits a PILEDRIVER! Dead thinks he has the match won and makes a sloppy cover, which allows Evans to roll his shoulder at two. Dead snarls at the referee, and backs him into the corner arguing with him, the whole time keeping an eye on Evans. When Evans gets to his feet, Dead springs out of the corner and NAILS the CLOSE THE CASKET! Evans slumps to the mat, this one is over. Dead falls on him and hooks the leg, one, two, thre……NO!

Evans kicks out and Dead is SHOCKED! He pulls Evans up and sends him to the corner and charges in and tries a leaping clothesline, but Evans moves out of the way and Dead lands on the top turnbuckle, Evans turns and kicks the top rope, Dead loses his balance and crotches himself on the top rope, then falls into a tree of woe! Evans charges in and catches Dead with a knee to the stomach, then pulls him out of the corner and covers, but Dead kicks out. Evans bounds off the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Dead ducks it and grabs Evans and tries for a back slide, but Evans reverses it and lifts Dead and hits the CANADIAN CRASH! Dead hits the mat hard, Evans falls on him and hooks the leg, one, two, THREE! CHRIS EVANS HAS DONE IT!
WINNER in 30:37 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Chris Evans

The referee hands Evans the title as Dead rolls out of the ring. Evans slumps to his knees in the middle of the ring, but he is soon mobbed by Ravenna Blue, Concrete TG and Damon Wrath. They hoist the new champion onto their shoulders and carry him around the ring as the crowd roars. Evans holds the title up and has a look of pure elation on his face.

Russ: NEW CHAMPION!
Razz: What a gutty performance by Chris Evans, I gotta give it to him, that was one hell of a match.
Nash: Let’s not take anything away from Dead either. He has a few hours to prepare for one of the best wrestlers in the world today. Given more time, I think he would have kept the title.
Russ: As much as it may pain me to say this, Dead was a great champion, a fighting champion. He will get his rematch soon enough, and to be perfectly honest with you, I cannot wait to see it.
Razz: You know Russ, there has been a lot going around the OOWF lately about the kids stepping up and taking their spots among the elite. This match goes a long way toward showcasing their talent. You have to admit, the OOWF has some of the best young talent in the world
Nash: They are great, but they have a long way to go before they take their spots among the elite. I know a lot of the guys in the back, and they are not going to just hand over their spots, these kids are going to have to fight tooth and nail to earn their spots.
Russ: I don’t think anyone believes for a second that they will be given anything. And speaking of that, I don’t think either of the competitors in our main event are going to give an inch to the other.
Razz: This is a good old fashioned rivalry based on hatred. I don’t know what went down in Japan, and quite honestly, I don’t WANT to know. All I know is Fire hates Poe and Poe hates Fire. They get the chance to settle their differences inside a steel cage tonight, and it is going to be BRUTAL, to borrow a phrase from Nathan Explosion
Nash: I think Fire has bitten off more than she realizes here. I am not questioning Fire’s skill as a world champion, she is a phenomenal wrestler, but she has Poe inside a cage, that is a bad mix for anyone that matches Poe’s size, but Fire is half his size. I am just not sure it bodes well for her
Russ: Normally I would agree with you Nash, but Fire has something few other competitors have – a complete lack of fear. While she is giving up a lot of size and strength, I honestly don’t think it fazes her at all. I don’t think she cares. And Razz, you know as well as I do, when you face someone who does not care, that is dangerous
Razz: It is very dangerous. But Fire has one thing to care about, that OOWF World Heavyweight Title. I do think, however, that she would rather die than lose it to Poe. She may have to die to keep it, or at the very least, kill Poe
Nash: Poe also has something to prove here. He is oh for one on former students. While Fire may not technically be a former student, she did do some training under Poe from what I understand. While there would be a certain satisfaction of a protégé going on to greatness, it is always a little bittersweet when it is at your expense.
Russ: Folks they have the cage assembled, we are ready for the main event!

[BookerShark]

FIREWOMAN vs. POE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Steel Cage Match – Onslaught Rules

Poe is announced and makes his way to the ring…..alone. He walks to the ring and slowly circles the cage, pleased with what he sees he steps into the ring and waits in the corner. Firewoman is announced and she comes out, also alone and sprints to the ring. She dumps her title off at ringside and walks right through the door to the middle of the ring and snarls at Poe. Poe smirks, the outside referee closes the door and calls for the bell. We are ready to go!

Poe slowly walks to the middle of the ring and towers over Firewoman. They are jawing back and forth, but we really can’t hear what they are saying. Poe says something and Fire looks at him and snarls, and perhaps unconsciously grabs the spot where she was stabbed so many years ago in Japan. Fire comes at Poe, but Poe is ready, he catches her with a knee to the gut, then drops her to the mat with a clubbing shot to the back of the head. Poe puts her boot on the back of Fire’s neck and taunts her a little more. Fire has a look of pure rage in her eyes. Poe pulls her up and sends her to the ropes and catches her with a clubbing clothesline that sends Fire staggering back into the corner. Poe charges in and catches her with another clothesline, then grabs her by the hair and pulls her out of the corner and sends her face first into the cage. Fire bounces off the cage and runs toward Poe, Poe gets a boot up for a big boot to the face, but Fire ducks the boot, stops and clips his knee sending Poe to the mat in a heap.

Fire pounces on Poe and puts her knee on the back of his neck, leans over and whispers something into his ear. Poe snarls with rage and fights to his feet. The two of them meet in the middle of the ring and start throwing punches, which forces the referee to give them both warnings. Poe and Firewoman have both received their first referee warnings. Aware that she has more to lose than Poe should she be disqualified, Fire stops punching and grabs Poe’s arm and wrings it, then kicks the back of his knee dropping him to one knee in the middle of the ring. Poe works back to his feet and backs Fire into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and surprisingly Poe backs off, but just long enough to make it a clean break, then he charges in and catches Fire with an elbow to the jaw. Poe grabs Fire and sends her to the ropes, but he lowers his head a moment too soon and Fire leap frogs over his back, bounds off the opposite ropes and tries a cross body block, but Poe catches her, and hits a fall away slam that sends Fire back first into the cage. Fire falls down the cage between the ropes and cage grabbing her back in pain. Poe charges in and catches her with a running knee to the temple that slams the side of Fire’s head into the cage. Fire slumps to the mat, and Poe pulls her between the ropes and into the middle of the ring and covers, but Fire kicks out at two.

Poe keeps Fire on the mat, dropping several knees into her permanently injured ribs, then pulls her to a sitting position and traps her in a reverse chin lock. Poe releases the hold occasionally to cross face Fire across the nose, then reapplies the move, keeping all his weight pushing down on Fire. The whole time, Poe is talking, whispering things into Fire’s ear. We can’t tell what he is saying, but whatever it is is making Fire irate. Fire fights to her feet and elbows Poe in the midsection forcing the break, then runs the ropes and charges at Poe, but Poe catches Fire with a power slam. Poe doesn’t even bother going for a cover, instead he drags Fire to the cage, grabs her arms and presses her face against the cage! Poe is going to steal Fire’s move! He CURBSTOMPS her face into the steel repeatedly, breaking only at five with the threat of disqualification. He pulls Fire to the middle of the ring, and we see she is now a bloody mess, and covers her, but Fire kicks out at two.

Poe looks down at the bloody Fire and smirks. He kicks her in the ribs a few times and decides to toy with his prey. He pulls Fire up and lifts her in a military press with the intention of throwing her into the cage again, but Fire shifts her weight and slips from his grip and lands on her feet behind him and hits a LUNGBLOWER! Fire is in a rage now, she mounts Poe and HAMMERS him with straight punches to the face. The referee tries to get her to stop, but Fire completely ignores him, so the referee is forced to give Firewoman her second warning/

Fire gets off Poe and pulls him up and throws him into the cage, then shows some impressive strength by catching him on the rebound and hitting him with a nice AA spine buster! Fire keeps hold of Poe’s legs and rolls him over into a Walls of Jericho! Fire drops her knee on the back of Poe’s head and threatens to snap him in half if he doesn’t give up. Poe laughs at the thought of submitting to Firewoman, until she wrenches the move back a little more and that laughter turns to a snarl of pain. Poe tries to power out of it, but any time he gets a little momentum, Fire leaps into the air and drops a knee down across the back of his head, stopping his progress. Finally Poe has no choice, he starts clawing his way to the ropes. After several minutes of agony, he finally reaches the bottom rope and forces the break. Poe’s first rope break

Fire reluctantly releases the hold, then pulls Poe to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Poe tries a clothesline on the rebound, but Fire ducks it and grabs Poe around the throat and hits a Randy Orton style back breaker sending Poe to the mat. Fire covers, but Poe kicks out at two. Now it is Fire’s turn to stand over Poe and look down at him with blood dripping off her nose onto Poe’s chest. Fire pulls him to his feet and sends him face first into the cage. Poe rebounds and Fire grabs him and sends him into the cage a second time. Poe is busted wide open from the cage shots and staggers toward the middle of the ring, blood running down his face, and walks right into a super kick from Fire that sends him flat on his back. Fire falls on him and covers, but can’t keep his shoulders down for the three count.

Fire pulls Poe up, grabs him around the waist and hits a belly to back suplex, bridges and gets another two count. Fire shows a little frustration and lands a couple of punches to Poe’s face, then pulls him up and sends him to the corner and charges in, but Poe catches Fire with a forearm to the jaw that snaps Fire’s head back. As she staggers out of the corner, Poe explodes out of the corner and nearly decapitates her with a HIEROGLYPH! Fire falls to the mat in a heap and Poe covers, but she rolls her shoulder at two. Poe snarls with rage and pulls Fire to her feet and slams her face first into the cage, as she rebounds, Poe grabs her by the throat and lifts her and CHOKESLAMS her to HELL! Poe covers again, but once again, he can’t keep her down for a three count. Poe drags Fire to the ropes and chokes her on the top rope. The referee warns Poe, but Poe will not stop. Finally the referee has no choice, he issues Poe his second referee warning.

Poe snaps the ropes and sends Fire back into the middle of the ring. Poe walks over to her and pulls tilts her head back so she is looking at him, then drops several elbows down across her face. Poe then pulls Fire up, scoops her up and hits a running power slam, covers, but Fire rolls her shoulder again. Poe is a little frustrated and yanks her up hard, and traps her in the ASP LOCK! Fire’s eyes go wide when she realizes what Poe is doing, she tries to move to the ropes, but Poe yanks her back and swings her around like a rag doll. Fire starts to fade and slumps to one knee. Amazingly the fans begin to cheer for Fire to fight it, but Poe is squeezing her head tight. Fire’s face is turning red, and blood is spurting from her head as the pressure in her head builds. Fire slumps to the mat, but tries to drag herself to the ropes. Ever so slowly, fighting losing consciousness, inch by inch, she makes her way to the ropes, stretching as hard as she can. Finally, her fingers just manage to grab the bottom rope and Poe is forced to break the hold. Firewoman’s first rope break

Poe breaks the hold, and Fire falls to the mat, glassy eyes and nearly unconscious. Poe pulls her to the middle of the ring and covers again, but Fire manages to roll her shoulder. Poe snarls and pulls her up, scoops her up and hits a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! This has to be it. Poe covers, and appears to get a three count, but the referee sees Fire has her foot on the bottom rope, and waves the pin off. Firewoman has uses her second rope break. Poe is tired of toying with Fire now. He pulls her up and lifts her for a crucifix bomb, but Fire wiggles out of his grip and lands on her feet behind him. Poe turns around and Fire catches him with a spinning heel kick that sends him staggering back into the corner. Fire tries to get her senses back and charges into the corner and catches Poe with a high knee to the jaw, then falls backward keeping hold of Poe’s head dropping him into a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! Poe’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat. As Poe struggles to one knee, Fire charges across the ring and catches him with a SHINING WIZARD! Fire’s offense seems to be to knock Poe senseless for as long as she can. She grabs Poe by the back of the head and sends him into the corner, between the turnbuckles, head first into the steel ring post! This draws Fire’s third and final referee warning.

Poe slumps to the mat in the corner, fresh blood pooling around his head from the gash the ring post caused. Fire gets to her feet and gets fired up, which draws some cheers from the crowd. Fire pulls Poe out of the corner and grabs his arms and hits several FIRESTOMPS! She rolls Poe over and covers, but Poe reaches out and grabs the bottom rope using his second rope break. Fire looks around, then heads to the corner and starts to climb. Fire doesn’t climb as fast as she wanted to though, after almost forty minutes of action, both competitors are spent. Poe catches up with her, gets under her and POWERBOMBS Fire off the cage! Fire’s head SLAMS against the mat and Poe staggers out of the corner and falls on her for the cover. One…..two……thre…….NO! Fire AGAIN kicks out! How the hell is she doing it?

Poe stares down at her and pulls her to her feet and sends her into the corner and walks it and puts his boot across her throat, breaking just before the referee can give Poe his last warning. Poe settles for several hard boots to Fire’s ribs, then lets her stagger out of the corner. Poe stalks her and grabs her again, tilts her head back and brings his forearm down HARD across her chest, driving her down onto his knee. Fire winces in pain, but Poe is not done yet. He pulls her up again and sends her to the corner hard. Fire hits the ring post at eighty miles an hour, then staggers out, and Poe sends her across to the opposite side again, slamming into the turnbuckles hard. As she staggers out again, Poe grabs her one more time and tries to whip her again, but Fire reverses the whip, pulls Poe hack toward her, grabs his other arm, and shows her flexibility by putting her boot under his chin and falling backward! Poe’s head snaps back HARD and he hits the mat. Poe may be out cold! Fire drags herself to the corner and pulls herself up. She sees Poe is out so she climbs to the top rope, then starts climbing the cage! There is no escape in this cage match, so what is Fire thinking?

Poe comes to and sits up, very Undertakerish of him. He gets to his feet and charges into the corner and starts climbing the cage as well. Fire and Poe meet near the top corner of the cage, and begin hammering one another with forearms to the side of the head. Being bigger, Poe gets the better of the exchange, and it looks like he is about to send Fire flying back into the ring. Fire saves herself by kicking Poe’s legs! Poe begins to lose his footing, and finally Fire is able to kick his legs from beneath him! Poe falls from the cage and tries to avoid the corner, but he can’t, his head slams down on the top turnbuckle and he falls backward into the middle of the ring. Poe is gasping for air, his eyes glassy, and you can tell, consciousness may not last long. Fire pulls herself to the top of the cage, steadies herself, then leaps BEST FIRESAULT EVER! She lands right on Poe, DRIVING the wind out of him, and probably her as well, and no doubt damaging those ribs…..again. Both are down, Fire is writhing in pain, Poe is hardly moving. Fire drags herself over to Poe and drapes an arm across Poe’s chest, the referee hits the mat, one……two…….THREE! Poe rolls his shoulder just a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 53:38 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Firewoman

After the match, Fire gets to her feet and the referee hands her the title. She slumps in the corner and watches as Poe gets to his feet, staggers around a bit holding his head, then looks at Fire and snarls. Fire tosses the title aside and pulls her garrote from around her waist, you couldn’t even tell it was there! It looked like part of her outfit! I am sure the referee will be checking THAT in the future. Poe snarls, then grins an evil grin and reaches into the side of his boot and pulls out a shank. Oh lord. The two of them slowly circle, when LD Williams leads a very banged up Stank and Moosehead Jack to the ring. They get into the ring and get between Fire and Poe, Moose pushes Fire back to the corner, Stank talks Poe into backing off. Poe looks very annoyed at this, and shakes his head and leaves the cage and starts up the ramp. Before he can get all the way there, LD Williams grabs a mic and speaks. And when LD speaks, people listen. Poe stops, but does not turn back to the ring, watching it instead on the OOTron.

LDW: “To everything, there is a season…

One year ago, in this ring, the Five - the greatest collection of talent this business has ever seen - seized control of the OOWF. Your world ended, and ours began.

We each had our reasons for forming the Five - power, destruction, vengeance, loyalty, competition - we each had our own goals and our own methods, but set aside our differences for a common purpose - domination.

From the beginning, the rumors flew - The Five are arguing - The Five are can’t coexist - The Five are falling apart. And yet, one year later, here we stand. United.

That first night we made a vow. The Five would end when, and only when, we chose to end it. And that time is now.

We’ve have done what we set out to do. We have accomplished our goals. We carved the scarlet V into the very soul of this company, a wound that will NEVER be forgotten. And we have decided it is time to move on.

For now.

We will continue to rule this company. We will continue to shape it to our wills. And, when the time is right, the Five will return.

We are the Five. We are the only Five. Your world exists at our mercy.”

LD Williams tosses the mic down and raises his fist in the air, five fingers formed into a fist. He has an intense look on his face. Soon Moose and Stank join him in raising their fists. Moose looks at Fire, and Fire nods and raises her fist in the air. They all turn and look at Poe, who is still facing away from the ring. The crowd goes silent waiting for what he will do next. Poe straightens up, still does not look back, then slowly raises his fist in the air. The crowd boos this. Fire, Moose, LD and Stank grin and nod in the ring. Poe never looks back, but walks up the ramp, and behind the curtain as we fade to black.


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