Imperial Onslaught[/u]
<the OOWF Ring Announcer Gary Michael Buffer Capetta stands in the middle of the ring>
GMBC: Laaaaaaaaaadies and Gentlemen, are you ready for the IMPERIAL ONSLAUGHT! <crowd roars> The rules for this event are as follows. Two men will begin, then every five minutes a new name will be drawn at random and they will enter the fight. The only way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope to the floor. When we get to our final four, the Hell in the Cell will be lowered. From that point on, the only way to be eliminated is via pin fall or submission. The last person standing will be the 2010 Imperial Onslaught Champion and will win a guaranteed title shot to cash in when they see fit. Ladies and Gentlemen
Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!!!!!!
The fans wait for the first entrant in the Imperial Onslaught. Finally “Doomsday Clock” plays and
THE DEAD comes out! He has drawn unlucky number one! He gets to the ring and waits for his opponent, after a slight pause “Let It Rock” plays and
J-P SPARXX makes his way down the aisle and steps into the ring.
The two of them immediately go at one another and trade punches and chops. Dead rakes Sparxx eyes and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a powerslam. Dead pulls Sparxx up and tries to throw him over the top rope, but Sparxx gets his feet up, pushes off the top rope and flips over Dead, driving him to the mat with a scorpion death drop. Sparxx pulls Dead up and shoves him into the corner and charges in and catches Dead in the face with a flying knee. Dead staggers out of the corner and Dead runs out of the corner and catches Dead with a drop kick to the back of the head. Dead lurches toward the ropes and nearly goes over the top rope, but he catches himself just in time. Sparxx runs over and tries to throw him over the top rope to the floor, but Dead holds on tenaciously. He works back into the ring and catches Sparxx with a knee to the gut. Dead pulls Sparxx up for a suplex, then moves toward the ropes and tries to dump him over the top rope to the floor. Sparxx lands on the apron and slides under the bottom rope between Dead’s legs and gets to his feet behind him and NAILS Dead with an enzuguri that sends Dead over the top rope, but Dead lands on the apron as well, and quickly slides back into the ring. Sparxx pulls Dead to his feet and scoops him up and ties him in the tree of woe, then runs to the opposite side of the ring and charges in and hits a delayed drop kick to Dead’s face. Dead falls out of the tree of woe and Sparxx pulls him to his feet and tries to throw him out of the ring, but Dead reverses it and catches Sparxx on the short rebound with a high knee to the jaw sending him over the top rope, but again Sparxx lands on the apron. Sparxx springboards to the top rope and leaps into the ring, but Dead takes a few steps back and POPS him with the CLOSE THE CASKET while he is in mid air! Sparxx may be dead!
Dead drags Sparxx toward the ropes and tries to get him over the top rope, but Sparxx is dead weight at the moment. The fans count down to zero and “Scarecrow” plays and
MOOSEHEAD JACK heads to the ring!
Moose slides into the ring and immediately goes after Dead. He pulls him off of Sparxx and NAILS him with a head butt between the eyes. Dead staggers away and Moose goes after Sparxx, falling on the mat choking him until Sparxx is turning red. Dead comes back and pulls Moose off by the hair and nails him with a European uppercut that rocks Moose’s head back. Dead sends him to the ropes and catches Moose with a dropkick to the jaw. Moose hits the mat, and Sparxx gets to his feet. Dead and Sparxx wait for Moose to get to his feet then double whip him to the ropes and catch him with a double clothesline sending him to the mat. Dead runs off the ropes and drops an elbow across Moose’s chest, then Sparxx follows it with a leg drop, then Dead bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across Moose’s face, then Sparxx follows with a senton splash. They pull Moose to his feet and try to throw him over the ropes, but Moose holds on like a spider monkey and they can’t get him over the top. Sparxx nails Dead from behind and tries to toss him over the top, but Dead holds on. Moose gets to his feet and attacks Sparxx from behind with a forearm to the back of the head. Moose whips Sparxx across the ring and catches him on the rebound with a Buisaku knee. Dead grabs Moose from behind and spins him around, kicks him low and PLANTS him with a DDT! Dead looks at both men laid out, and grabs the lighter Sparxx and lifts him onto his shoulders and tries to dump him over the top rope. Sparxx grabs the top rope and holds on and Dead can’t quite grab him. Moose comes over and helps out and they flip Sparxx over the top rope onto the apron, Dead catches Sparxx with a drop kick, and Sparxx flies off the apron…..and lands on the announce table! He never hit the floor, so he is not eliminated! Moose grabs Dead from behind and runs him across the ring and tries to throw him over the top rope, but Dead baseball slides out of the ring and lands on the floor. Not over the top, no elimination. Moose remains in the ring alone and staggers around for a moment. Sparxx leaps from the table back to the apron and Dead climbs onto the apron as well. They both spring to the top rope and nail missile dropkicks on Moose at the same time! Moose falls to the mat in a heap, and the fans count down the next entrant!
“Baker Street” plays and
MATT FOLZ comes out. Folz steps between the ropes and Dead and Sparxx immediately charge at him. Folz fights Dead off with a clubbing clothesline, then catches Sparxx with a knee to the gut, bearhugs him, and PLANTS him on the mat. As he gets to his feet Dead charges in and he gets a belly to belly suplex of his own. By now, Moose is on his feet and he is eyeing Folz carefully. Folz is preoccupied with the others, so he never sees Moose charge out of the corner and chopblock him from behind. Folz falls to the mat and Moose grabs the back of his head and HAMMERS him with rights and lefts. Sparxx and Dead get to their feet and both fall back into a corner for a little recuperation. Moose pulls Folz to his feet and rakes his eyes and backs him against the ropes, but Folz fights back with punches of his own. Moose tries a whip, but Folz reverses it and sends Moose to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a hurracarana that sends Folz out of the ring under the bottom rope. Moose slides under the bottom rope as well and the two of them brawl around ringside. Inside the ring, Sparxx and Dead meet in the center of the ring again and lock up, Dead grabs a side head lock, but Sparxx sends him to the ropes. Dead springs off the middle rope and catches a charging Sparxx with a flying forearm sending him to the mat. Dead pulls him to his feet and shoves him into the corner and sets him on the top rope. Dead gets a head of steam and charges into the corner, scales the ropes and catches Sparxx with a shining wizard to the side of the head! Sparxx falls off the top rope, but gets his foot hung on the turnbuckle connector! He is hanging in a tree of woe OUTSIDE the ring! The fans count down the clock and we have entrant number five on their way!
“Pull Me Under” plays and DAVIN MORELAND makes his way to the ring. Davin doesn’t quite look right tonight, he slowly heads to the ring, doesn’t pay attention to the fans, and generally kind of looks like he would rather be anywhere else but here. While he is heading to the ring, Sparxx frees himself from the corner and slithers back into the ring. Moose and Folz are also back into the ring, so all four men are brawling through the ring. Folz and Moose grab Dead and try to throw him over the top rope, but Dead holds on for dear life. As Davin steps over the top rope, Sparxx charges and NAILS him with the BAD MOON RISING! Davin takes the shot to the jaw and falls backward over the top rope to the floor!
Davin Moreland is eliminated! Davin just sighs heavily and turns around and walks back to the back. Sparxx stands in the middle of the ring, a little shocked. Not a good idea. Moose charges from behind and catches him with a high knee to the back. Sparxx hits the mat and Moose pulls him up and shoves him into the corner and pulls a small chain from his pocket and HAMMERs him with shots to the face. After several shots, Sparxx staggers out of the corner, blood running down his face. He turns to face Moose telling him to BRING IT and Moose charges out of the corner, but Sparxx takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold. Sparxx grabs Moose’s arms and pulls them back and hits a DOUBLE STOMP to the back of the head! Moose’s face is smashed into the canvas, and blood is soon pouring from his nose. Sparxx pulls him up and drags him to the ropes. Across the ring, Dead has finally fought back off the ropes thanks to a rake of the eyes to Folz. Folz staggers blindly and Dead sets him up and POPS him with a CLOSE THE CASKET! Folz falls to the mat dazed. Dead runs across the ring and tries to help Sparxx get Moose out of the ring. Moose claws and tears at Dead and Sparxx and fights off the ropes as the fans count down to the next entrant.
“War Machine” plays and
BRYCE LARSON sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Larson wastes no time going after Folz, falling on him and hammering him with rights and lefts. Dead grabs him from behind and pulls him up, but Larson spins around, shoves Dead, then nails him with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head. Larson then pulls Sparxx off Moose and PLANTS him on the mat with a DDT. Larson pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes and stops him with a kick to the gut, then lifts him, PILEDRIVER! Larson stands alone in the ring looking around like a mad man! Larson walks over to Sparxx and pulls him to his feet and CHOPS him several times, backing him to the corner. The chops seem to bring Sparxx around and he counters with some of his own, backing Larson across the ring. Sparxx finishes him off by turning around and hitting a PELE kick to the top of the head! Larson staggers backward, right into the arms of Matt Folz who THROWS him into the corner with a release German suplex! Folz turns to go after Larson, but Sparxx and Dead charge into the corner and attack him from behind. They beat Folz to the mat and whip him to the opposite corner. Dead grabs Sparxx and whips him after Folz, but Folz gets a boot up and catches Sparxx on the jaw, then as Dead charges in, Folz explodes out of the corner and levels him with a clothesline! Moose gets back to his feet and grabs Sparxx again and chokes him on the top rope before slingshotting him back into the middle of the ring. Dead gets back to his feet as well and grabs Moose from behind and holds him. Folz turns and peppers Moose with shots to the jaw, and several uppercuts to the ribs. Dead tosses him aside and he and Folz lock up again and push one another to the ropes as the fans count down our next entrant!
“Crusher” plays and
STAN FULTON slowly makes his way to the ring. The big man steps between the ropes and Dead, Folz, Larson and Sparxx immediately charge at the big man and try to get him over the top rope. Larson fights them all off with headbutts, punches and kicks, eventually sending them all across the ring. Fulton grabs Larson and whips him into the corner and CRUSHES him with an avalanche! Before he can throw Larson over the top rope, Sparxx grabs him from behind. Across the ring, Folz pulls Moose to his feet, sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a SPINEBUSTER! Moose’s head bounces off the mat and he gets glassy eyed. Seemingly just for fun, Folz grabs Moose’s foot and traps him in an ANKLE LOCK! Meanwhile Fulton grabs Sparxx, lifts him onto his shoulders and hits a SAMOAN DROP! While Fulton is on the mat, Dead bounds off the ropes and catches him with a DOUBLE STOMP to the stomach. Fulton grabs his abdomen in pain, using the middle rope to pull himself to one knee. Larson slides under the bottom rope and holds Fulton’s throat on the middle rope and Dead gets a running start and LEAPS onto Fulton’s back, driving his neck harder onto the rope, then Sparxx follows doing the same thing. Both of them remain in the ring and Larson races around the ring to an empty side of the ring and slides under the bottom rope back into the match. Sparxx and Dead pull Fulton up and they are trying to dump him over the top rope, but are not having much luck with that. Larson joins the fray, but they are still not having a whole lot of luck dumping him over the ropes. Once again Fulton fights out of it as the fans count down for the next entrant!
“The Fight Inside” plays and
TYTAN makes his way to the ring. The big man steps between the ropes and just waits. Fulton hiptosses Sparxx to the mat, then turns and sees Tytan standing there. The two men slowly walk to the middle of the ring and the two behemoths go nose to nose. Everyone else in the ring sort of stops what they are doing and watches, then they throwdown! They start trading haymakers at one another. Fulton gets the upperhand for a moment, but he is cut off by an attacking Larson. Larson hops onto Fulton’s back, but Fulton staggers and falls back into the corner, once again squashing Larson. While Tytan has his back turned, Moose and Folz grab him from behind and lift him for a double atomic drop sending Tytan to the ropes. Tytan rebounds and Moose and Folz wait, but Tytan takes them down with a double clothesline, only to be met by a double drop kick from Dead and Sparxx. Tytan hits the mat and Dead and Sparxx grab his legs, double knee him in the groin, then roll through stretching his hamstrings, get to their feet just as Moose and Folz are standing up and take them to the mat again with clotheslines! The fans cheer this bit of team work, but it doesn’t last long. Dead turns to see what Fulton is doing to Larson and Sparxx attacks him from behind and runs him to the ropes and tries to throw him over the top to the outside, but Dead holds on. Fulton gets out of the corner and pulls Larson up and lifts him by the throat and looks like he is going to throw him over the top rope when Moose nails him with a low blow. Fulton drops Sparxx and his head slingshots on the top rope and he staggers back into the ring right into the waiting arms of Matt Folz. Folz spins him around and hits a HALF NELSON SUPLEX dropping him on his neck awkwardly. Sparxx grabs his neck in pain and rolls into the corner where a referee quickly runs over to check on him. The fans roar as the time hits ten seconds and count down the next entrant!
“I Stand Alone” plays and
ALEXANDER DARLING comes to the ring. Moose stops what he is doing and glares at Darling with a look of pure hatred in his eyes. The second Darling steps into the ring, Moose charges across the ring and attacks him and the two of them start trading punches and kicks. Bryce Larson walks over and tries to help Moose beat on Darling, but Moose grabs him and slams him in the face with a headbutt sending him on his way. Dead comes I and tries to grab Moose, but Darling shoves him away and goes after Moose again, taking him to the mat with a double leg take down. Before they can mutilate one another again, Fulton grabs Darling and pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a powerslam. Tytan grabs Moose and throws him into the corner and uses him as a body bag, landing crushing blows to his ribs. Sparxx waits for Larson to get to his feet, then grabs him by the head and does the Randy Savage leap over the top rope, guillotining Larson on the top rope, Sparxx lands on the apron, dodges a charge down the ropes from Folz and catches him with a kick to the face as he turns around to go after Sparxx again, then springs to the top rope and tries to catch Larson with a cross body block, but Larson catches him and turns it into a powerslam! Fulton has Darling on the ropes, but Darling kicks free and takes Fulton to the mat with a LUNGBLOWER! Darling staggers out of the corner and walks right into a European uppercut from Folz sending him to the mat. Across the ring, Tytan pulls Moose out of the corner and grabs him by the throat and CHOKESLAMS him to hell! The timer hits ten seconds again, and the crowd counts down
“Turn It Out” plays and Tyler Vangarde races to the ring and slides under the ropes and immediately goes after Tytan, attacking him from behind and hammering him with punches to the back of the head sending Tytan staggering across the ring. Tyler tries to dump Tytan over the top rope, but Tytan has his legs tangled in the ropes making it impossible for Tyler to dump him out of the ring. Meanwhile across the ring Darling has Fulton in the corner hitting him with elbows to the side of the head. Dead pulls Sparxx to his feet and he and Larson send Sparxx to the ropes and catch him with a flapjack. Folz pulls Moose up and lifts him onto the ropes and tries to put him out of the match. Folz has him on the ropes, but can’t quite get him over. Darling turns away from Fulton after a thumb to the eye and staggers across the ring. He wanders over to where Folz is trying to eliminate Moose and bumps into Folz, then Dead gets to his feet and hits yet another CLOSE THE CASKET on Darling! Darling slams into Folz, sending Moose over the top rope to the floor!
Moosehead Jack is eliminated! Moose rages at ringside and snarls in anger. Inside the ring, Dead grabs Darling and whips him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Darling ducks and hits the ropes, but as he does, Moose grabs the top rope and pulls it down, low bridging Alex! Alex flies over the top rope and hits the floor!
Alexander Darling has been eliminated! Darling gets to his feet and Moose immediately attacks him. Security rushes to ringside to separate them before it can get out of hand. The action in the ring momentarily stops as the wrestlers watch Darling and Moose tear at one another…..again. The crowd starts counting, which gets everyone in the ring watching the ramp.
“Skin” plays and
STANK comes out. Moose high fives him as he passes, being dragged by by security is more accurate. The action resumes in the ring as Stank steps into the match. Stank, Fulton and Tytan square off in the middle of the ring. Dead, Larson, Sparxx, Tyler and Folz all stand across the ring and watch as the big men are about to come to blows. But they never do. Stank, Fulton and Tytan all turn and charge at the smaller guys! Stank catches Sparxx in the corner and hammers him mercilessly until he is on the mat. Sparxx has to be getting tired by now, he has been in there a LOOOONG time. Fulton takes turns hammering Dead and Larson while Tytan goes after Folz and Tyler. Tytan can’t keep his advantage for long as Folz fights back with some punches of his own, backing Stank up a bit. Then Tyler charges in off the ropes and goes low on Tytan as Folz catches him with a clothesline sending the big man to the mat. They turn and attack Fulton from behind, and soon enough it is a four on one beat down on Fulton, and he is quickly beaten to the mat. The four of them move to Stank, who sees them coming and quickly backs off of Sparxx and backs into a neutral corner. The four of them close in and finally attack, catching Stank with kicks and punches. Stank fights back, sending Dead to the mat with a headbutt, but he can’t fight them all off and soon he is down on the mat. Fulton gets back to his feet as does Tytan. Sparxx starts toward the fight, but Tytan blindsides him with a SPEAR that almost cuts Sparxx in half! Fulton gets into the corner and grabs Larson from behind and he and Folz send him to the ropes. Fulton catches him in a bear hug and holds him there, Folz bounds off the ropes and KILLS Larson with a clothesline! Fulton bounds off the ropes and CRUSHES him with another splash (what is this, his third?) the fans begin to count, and we get our next entrant!
“Mama Said Knock You Out” plays and Eric O’Mac makes his way slowly to the ring. He hops onto the apron, then shakes his head, hops back off and grabs a chair and takes a seat at ringside! What is he doing? Inside the ring the fight continues. Fulton and Folz square off against Tyler and Dead, they battle one another and Fulton tries to throw Tyler over the top rope, but Tyler hangs on and eventually Stank nails Fulton from behind! Fulton turns around and glares at Stank and the two men go toe to toe in the middle of the ring. Across the ring, Tytan looks on with interest, distracted while he is slowly pulling Sparxx to his feet. Sparxx catches him with a low blow, snapping him back to reality. Sparxx grabs Tytan’s legs and tries to throw him over the top rope, he calls on Dead for some help and Dead runs over and they almost have Tytan over the rope! Folz runs in and gives them the extra boost they need, and they dump Tytan over the top rope to the floor!
Tytan is eliminated! Tytan has a strange look on his face as Dead looks at him and makes a slashing motion across his throat. Tytan walks to the back with a dazed look in his eyes, ignoring the fans as he goes. Stank gets the upperhand against Fulton and has him backed into the corner and is chewing on his forehead trying to draw more blood. A bloody and exhausted J-P Sparxx heads in that direction, then thinks better of it and grabs Folz from behind and DRIVES him to the mat with an UNPRETTIER! Sparxx remains on the mat for a moment, which is a bad idea. Larson walks by and plants a boot on the side of his head while Dead mounts Folz and pummels him with punches. The crowd begins counting again, as our next entrant makes his way to the ring!
“The Mirror” plays and
DAMON WRATH makes his way to the ring. He stops and waits for Tytan to pass and says something to him, but Tytan doesn’t even notice, he just keeps going. As Damon Wrath heads to the ring, Eric O’Mac slides into the ring as Damon steps between the ropes, Eric slides right back out of the ring, and heads back to his seat. Wrath grabs Larson and hits a BRIDGING DRAGON SUPLEX dropping Larson right on the back of his head. Wrath gets to his feet and goes after Dead, blistering him with chops, backing him into the corner. Wrath grabs Dead by the head, and slams him in the face several times with a headbutt, then sends him to the ropes and catches him, lifts him straight into the air, then CLUBS him with a clothesline as he comes down. Folz makes his way across the ring and he and Wrath pull Dead to his feet and sends him to the ropes, they lower their heads, Dead kicks Folz in the mouth standing him up, and Sparxx grabs him from behind and hits a reverse suplex, dropping Folz on his stomach. Folz writhes in pain. Dead staggers back against the ropes and Wrath charges for a clothesline, but Dead ducks and dumps Wrath over the top rope!
Damon Wrath has been eliminated Wrath slams his fists on the floor in frustration. Dead and Larson taunt him from inside the ring and are immediately attacked by Fulton and Stank. Fulton whips Larson into the corner and charges in, but Larson is not going to take ANOTHER avalanche, he moves out of the way this time and Fulton slams into the corner chest first. As he staggers backward, Larson hits a spinning front kick catching Fulton right on the jaw sending him to the mat. The fans begin the countdown, who is the next entrant!
“Fighter” plays and
ALEXIS DARLING makes her way to the ring. Once again, Eric slides into, then back out of the ring before Alexis gets there, ensuring that his place in the match is safe. Alexis steps between the ropes and is immediately attacked by Folz, Larson, Sparxx and Tyler. She fights for her life, and surprisingly Stank comes to her aid, grabbing Folz from behind and lifting him for a STANK-U! Stank moves to the ropes trying to dump Folz over the top, but Folz holds on for dear life. Alexis grabs Sparxx and hooks him for a suplex, but Sparxx blocks it, somehow, and tries one of his own, but Alexis blocks it and reverses it, this time lifting Sparxx into the air and bringing him straight down with a BRAINBUSTER! Sparxx is dead! Alexis pulls him to his feet and runs him toward the ropes, but Sparxx rubber legs it and falls to the mat. Tyler Vangarde grabs Alexis from behind and spins her around and buries a knee into her midsection, lifts her up for a powerbomb, but YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB ALEXIS DARLING! She reverses it sending Tyler flying into Stank, who stumbles at the ropes and he and Folz tumble over the ropes! Folz grabs the top rope and holds on, his feet just NARROWLY missing the floor before he pulls himself back onto the apron. Stank, however, was not so fortunate.
Stank has been eliminated. Folz rolls back into the ring to safety, well safety from being eliminated. As soon as he gets into the ring, Alexis attacks, hitting him with kicks and punches until Fulton comes across the ring and knocks Alexis to the mat with a forearm to the back of the head. In one corner Sparxx and Larson have Dead on the mat choking him with their boots. Tyler slumps in another corner, taking a breather as the fans count down to the next entrant.
“Bodies” blares across the arena and
DANNY TAYLOR comes out to the ring. I’ll bet you can guess what Eric does. That’s right, in and out of the ring. You would think someone inside the ring would catch on by now. Taylor steps into the ring and goes after Fulton, backing him to the middle of the ring with forearms to the side of the head, then SCOOPS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM in the middle of the ring! This gets a HUGE ovation from the crowd. Taylor turns and sees Tyler and Larson coming after him, he goes on the offensive knocking Larson down with a clothesline, then grabbing Taylor and sending him to the ropes and catching him on the jaw with a big boot. Taylor falls to the mat in a heap, but before Taylor can follow it up, Dead catches him from behind and sweeps his legs from beneath him sending him to the mat. In an instant, Tyler, Larson and Sparxx are on him pummeling him with kicks and punches. Fulton and Alexis continue to battle along the ropes, Alexis has one of Fulton’s legs on the ropes, but there is no way she is getting the big man over the top rope. Folz comes to Fulton’s rescue and grabs Alexis and pulls her to the middle of the ring and traps her in an abdominal stretch. Fulton walks over to her and SLAMS her in the ribs with a headbutt, sending her to the mat. Dead charges in and tries to push Folz to the ropes, but Folz catches him in a front face lock and slows him down. Dead grabs Folz’s wrist and spins out of it, and catches Folz with a crescent kick across the chest. Folz falls to the mat, dazed. Fulton scoops Alexis up and runs her into the corner and traps her in the tree of woe, then moves to the other side of the ring and grabs Sparxx off of Taylor and sends him into the corner where he slams into Alexis, then falls to the mat. Then he grabs Tyler and slams him in the face with a head butt, and sends him to the corner as well. Then finally it is Larson’s turn. He slams into Lexie, but doesn’t fall down, so Fulton charges into the corner and AVALANCHES them both! How does Larson still have ribs? The fans count and it is time for a new entrant!
“With Jupiter in Mind” plays and
CONCRETE TG runs to the ring, the fans cheering wildly at the heroes triumphant return. Eric O’Mac just BARELY gets into the ring before Crete, keeping himself eligible, then, again, goes back and sits on his chair. Crete gets in the ring and makes a beeline for Larson. He pulls Larson to his feet grabs him by the back of the head and runs him to the ropes and throws him over the top rope, but once again, Larson shows his athletic ability and lands on the apron. Crete tries to grab him, but Larson grabs Crete’s head and drops to the apron, guillotining Crete on the top rope and sending him staggering backward, right into the waiting arms of Dead who lifts him and drops him to the mat with a belly to back suplex. Alexis comes to Crete’s aid and nails Dead with a spinning heel kick sending him to the ropes, and nearly over. Larson saves Dead and they turn and face Crete and Alexis. Across the ring Folz and Fulton have Spars in the corner and are kicking the poor guy into a fine paste. Taylor is back on his feet and he grabs Tyler and throws him into the corner and hammers him with punches. He pulls him out of the corner and sends him to the ropes, catches him in a military press on the rebound and dumps him over the top rope to the floor!
Tyler Vangarde has been eliminated! Taylor walks across the ring and grabs Fulton from behind and pulls him toward the ropes and tries to dump him over the top rope. Folz turns his attention to Taylor and Fulton, it seems like he is waiting for the opportunity to strike at one of them……but which one? While he is waiting, Sparxx somehow scrapes himself off the mat and climbs to the top rope and leaps and drives Folz to the mat with a BULLDOG! Folz is down, but Sparxx is too, no one is going over the top rope from the mat. The fans go wild as the clock counts down again, we reach zero and it’s time for a new entrant!
“Serenity” by Godsmack plays and
RAVENNA BLUE makes her way to the ring. Ravenna seems distracted tonight, she slaps hands with the fans on her way to the ring, but doesn’t have the energy she normally does. As Ravenna hops on the apron, Eric repeats his schtick one more time, someone has to stop this chicanery! Ravenna climbs into the ring and Larson charges across the ring and catches her with a forearm to the side of the head sending her to the mat. Larson stomps Ravenna mercilessly. Taylor catches Fulton with a kick to the jaw sending the big man into the ropes, Fulton gets caught between the top and middle ropes and is helpless. Taylor, to his credit, tries to free Fulton, but he sees Larson brutalizing Ravenna, so he charges across the ring and catches Larson with a clothesline that nearly takes his head off. Across the ring, a bloody Sparxx is hammering Folz. He pulls Folz to his feet and lifts him for a slam, but Folz slips over his shoulder and lands on his feet behind him, grabs Sparxx and DRIVES him to the mat with an OLYMPIC SLAM! Seriously, how much more can Sparxx take? Crete, Ravenna and Taylor take turns hammering Larson, after each punch to the head, Larson staggers to another one and they clock him as well. In another corner, Dead and Lexie fight against the ropes trying to get one another over the top, but to no avail. Dead steps back and lines Lexie up for a CLOSE THE CASKET, but Lexie steps out of the way and catches Dead with a superkick of her own! Dead falls to the mat, and Lexie pulls him to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor!
Dead has been eliminated! Stan Fulton finally frees himself from the ropes and he nails Crete from behind and tosses him into the corner and catches him with a running elbow. Ravenna stops pummeling Larson long enough to head to the corner and grab Fulton’s arm as he is about to nail Crete again. She turns Fulton around, grabs him by the head and runs to the corner and hits SLICED BREAD! Fulton is DOWN! The fans cheer and the count begins again, who is next?
“Pomp and Circumstances” plays and
DR. INFIERI comes to the ring. Eric…..well I think you know what Eric did by this point. Infieri comes into the ring and immediately gets the attention of Danny Taylor. Taylor and the Doc lock up and Taylor scoops him up and plants him on the mat, then bounces off the ropes and catches him with a leg drop. From out of nowhere Sparxx hits him with a standing moonsault. Infieri fights to his feet and stumbles to the corner where Alexis has Matt Folz on the ropes trying to throw him over. Infieri slams into her causing her to drop Folz. Folz recovers quickly and rocks Lexie with a series of European uppercuts, then sends her to the ropes and elevates her with a big back body drop. Fulton is back to his feet, but Crete and Ravenna both grab him and hook him, and take him over with a DOUBLE SUPLEX! Crete and Ravenna both kip up, right into a CLOTHESLINE from Danny Taylor! Folz pulls Lexie up again and sets her on the top rope and climbs up after her. While he is trying to hook her for a superplex, Larson charges across the ring and gets under Folz! Larson steps back a few steps and Lexie climbs to the top rope, but while she is steadying herself, Fulton is whipped to the ropes by Crete and Ravenna, the ropes shake and Lexie falls off the top rope and lands on the apron. Larson falls backward dropping Folz to the mat hard, then quickly gets up and just as Lexie is back on her feet on the apron, Larson slams into her sending her off the apron to the floor!
Alexis Darling is eliminated. Across the ring, Infieri is adding to Sparxx suffering by standing on his throat in the corner. Sparxx slaps the mat as if he was submitting, but it makes no difference. Taylor charges across the ring and NAILS Infieri with a clothesline to the back of the head that sends him over the top rope to the floor!
Dr. Infieri has been eliminated! The clock counts down and we are ready for our next entrant!
“Calm Before the Storm” plays and
DH MAGNUSSON makes his way to the ring. Eric slips into the ring, and gets a stomp to the back of the head from Taylor, but quickly slips back out and takes his seat again. Magnusson climbs into the ring and is immediately met by Larson’s attack. DH grabs him by the throat and lifts him into the air, then DRIVES him to the mat. Matt Folz nails him from behind, then grabs him and runs him shoulder and head first into the ring post! Magnusson’s old enemy gets him again! Ravenna grabs Taylor by the head, it looks like she is going to try sliced bread again, but as she gets to the top turnbuckle, Taylor shoves her off and Ravenna sails over the top rope to the floor! [/b]Ravenna Blue has been eliminated[/b] Crete charges across the ring at Taylor and catches him with a drop kick to the back, Taylor tumbles dangerously far over the ropes, holding on only by his fingertips on the apron. Sparxx and Larson come over and help Crete try to eliminate Taylor, but Fulton and Magnusson save him and pull Larson and Sparxx away. Magnusson sends Sparxx into the corner and follows him in with a big clothesline. Sparxx slumps to the mat, exhausted. Crete and Fulton exchange rights and lefts, then they both turn on Larson and catch him with a double headbutt to the face. Larson falls to his knees and Crete catches him with a spinning front kick that sends him to the mat. Magnusson has had enough of beating on Sparxx and he wanders to the middle of the ring, Crete is charging at Larson but Magnusson catches him and PLANTS him with a BLACK HOLE SLAM! Crete writhes in pain on the mat as the fans count down our final participant!
“Thunderstruck” plays and
OUTBACK JACK comes to the ring! Eric does what Eric does, and Jack climbs into the ring. Jack, Taylor and Magnusson share a moment in the middle of the ring, then go on a tear. Magnusson goes back to beating on poor Sparxx, sending him to the ropes and catching him with a knee to the gut, then POWERBOMBING him to hell. Jack and Crete tangle in another corner trading chops and punches. Taylor pulls Larson off the mat and throws him into the corner then sets him on the top rope and climbs up and hooks him and SUPERPLEXES him into the ring! On the other side of the ring, Magnusson has left Sparxx a pool of jelly on the mat. He turns and Crete is charging at him, Crete leaps and lands on Magnusson’s shoulders and takes him over the top rope. Magnusson falls to the floor
DH Magnusson has been eliminated! Crete lands on the apron, but Sparxx crawls on his hands and knees and shoves Crete, sending the hero off the apron to the floor as well!
Concrete TG has been eliminated! The brawl continues and no one can seem to get anyone over the top rope. Sparxx has to be running on fumes at this point. Outback Jack whips Larson into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline attempt, but Larson moves out of the way and Jack slams chest first into the ring post. As he staggers backward, Sparxx and Larson grab him and dump him over the top rope to the floor! Not the night Jack was hoping for I am sure.
Outback Jack has been eliminated!Five men remain in the ring, and Eric is lurking on the outside. Taylor, Fulton, Folz, Sparxx and Larson all eye one another warily. Fulton, Folz, Sparxx and Larson have been in there for a LONG time. The Sparxx staggers out of the corner and Eric slides into the ring, grabs him and throws him over the top rope! But Sparxx hangs on and skins the cat, grabs Eric by the head with his legs and FLIPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Eric hits the floor
Eric O’Mac has been eliminated! Eric has a mini-meltdown on the floor. Sparxx looks at Eric for a moment, then turns around and gets grabbed by Folz. Folz bearhugs him, and hits a release belly to belly suplex throwing Sparxx OVER THE TOP ROPE! Sparxx lands HARD on the floor! [/b]J-P Sparxx has been eliminated![/b]
The four remaining men fall back into corners and grab some valuable rest while the Hell in the Cell lowers. The only way to be eliminated from this point on is pin fall or submission. The cage hits the ground and the referee calls for the bell beginning the final part of the match. Folz goes after Taylor while Fulton and Larson square off. Folz clotheslines Taylor over the top rope to the floor, then follows him to the outside and slams him face first into the steel. Inside the ring, Larson uses his speed to avoid Fulton, and pepper him with kicks to the hamstrings. The big man is clearly tired, but keeps after Larson. Bryce slips out to the apron and springs to the top rope and leaps at Fulton, but Fulton catches him and traps him in a BEARHUG! Larson howls in pain, but will not give up.
On the outside, Folz grabs Taylor’s ankle and slams it against the ring steps repeatedly perhaps trying to soften him up for an ankle lock. Folz rolls Taylor back into the ring, where Larson is fading fast. Folz grabs Taylor’s leg and sure enough, he goes for the ankle lock, but Taylor kicks free with his other leg, sending Folz back into the corner. Larson’s arm nearly falls for a third time, but he manages to stop it and breaks out of the bear hug with a big thumb to the eye. Taylor gets to his feet and waits for Folz to get up, when he does, Taylor charges at him with a big boot, but Folz moves out of the way and the boot CRACKS Fulton right on the jaw, sending him to the mat. Folz grabs Taylor and throws him out of the ring, covers Fulton, hooking his leg, and gets the one, two, THREE! [/b]Stan Fulton has been eliminated[/b].
Folz grabs Larson and peels him off the mat and lifts him for another Olympic Slam and DRIVES him to the mat. Folz covers Larson, but Bryce kicks out at two. Folz pulls him up and bear hugs him and hits him with a release belly to belly suplex throwing him over the top rope to the floor as well. Taylor gets back into the ring and he and Folz go at it, hammering one another with punches and kicks. Taylor sends Folz to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper hold, but Folz quickly reverses it to a belly to back suplex. With Taylor on the mat, Folz heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope, he steadies himself and hits a MOONSAULT! Folz writhes in pain, hurting himself almost as bad as he hurt Taylor. While they are fighting in the middle of the ring, Larson is pulling himself up the side of the cage, with a crazed look in his eyes. Inside the ring, Folz coves Taylor, but Danny kicks out at two. They both struggle to their feet and Folz tries a clothesline, but Taylor ducks it and catches Folz with one of his own. Taylor pulls Folz up and traps him in a cobra clutch, lifts him and DRIVES him to the mat. Taylor covers, but Folz kicks out at two. Danny pulls Folz up and whips him into the corner and charges in for a big boot, but Folz moves. Taylor slams into the corner and staggers backward, and Folz grabs him from behind in a waistlock and hits a CHAOS THEORY! Folz bridges hard on the German suplex and gets the one, two, three!
Danny Taylor has been eliminated! Folz remains on the mat, glassy eyed and exhausted. What he doesn’t see is Bryce Larson standing perched on the cage. What is Larson going to do? Larson uses the cage like monkey bars, and works to the middle of the ring right above Folz, Folz looks up and sees him, but it is too late, Larson lets go and drops a leg across Folz’s chest! HOLY SHIT! FOLZ might be DEAD! Larson is in pain, grabbing his lower back, but he falls across a barely conscious Folz, grabs a leg weakly and gets the one, two, THREE! BRYCE LARSON HAS WON THE 2010 IMPERIAL ONSLAUGHT!
WINNER in 1:37:44 – Bryce Larson
The referee raises Larson’s hand in victory and he gets that familiar crazed look in his eyes, then collapses to the mat. Tyler Vangarde and Dead help him to the back. The fans applaud his effort, if not Larson himself.
FIREWOMAN vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchOOWF Intercontinental Champion Chris Evans is first to the ring, and receives a tremendous ovation. He climbs the turnbuckles and acknowledges the crowd, and then hands his title to referee Davis Hightower and runs the ropes to warm up. His opponent, OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Firewoman, steps onto the stage and makes her way down the aisle, ignoring the mixed reaction she receives from the crowd. She steps into the ring and stands toe-to-toe with her former partner. She hands her belt to Hightower, who displays it to the crowd before handing it off and calling for the bell.
They lock up and Evans grabs a headlock. Fire shoots him off, ducks under his first pass, and leapfrogs his second. She tries a super kick, but Evan rolls under it, hits the opposite ropes, and comes back with a flying forearm. Fire Matrix’s underneath, and Evans hits the mat and rolls to his feet. He turns and ducks a shoulder as Fire charges, flipping her over the ropes. She grabs the top rope and lands on the apron. Evans swings and Fire ducks and slams him in the face with a forearm. Evans staggers back, and Fire springboards off the top rope onto his shoulders. Evans blocks the hurricanrana and tries to reverse into a power bomb, but Fire grabs his head and holds on. Evans throws her off, and Fire backflips and lands on her feet. They face off as the crowd applauds. Evan grins and holds out a fist. Fire looks at it, and then cracks a smile and bumps it, and they start to circle again.
They lock up a second time, and Evans hits a double leg takedown. Fire rolls free and to her feet, and Evans snaps her over with an arm drag. He pushes Fire back to the ropes as she gets up and sends her across the ring. Evans levels Fire with a beautiful standing dropkick. He sits Fire up and delivers a kick to the back, and then comes off the ropes with another dropkick to the face. He covers, but only gets one. Evans grabs a headlock as Fire gets up, but she reverses that into a back suplex and bridges for a one count. They’re both up, and Evans tries to return to the headlock, but Fire outquicks him and hits an atomic drop. Evans bounces toward the corner, and Fire nails him in the back with a dropkick, sending his face into the turnbuckle. Fire scales the ropes bedside Evans, turns, and rides him to the mat with a knee in his throat. She covers, and this time gets two.
Fire drags Evans to his feet and shoves him into the corner. She attacks him with chops, drawing “whooo!”’s from the crowd. She sends him across the ring and sprints after him. Fire starts a handspring, and Evans moves out of the way, but Fire sees him and adjusts her trajectory, nailing him in the throat with an elbow. In the same motion she grabs his head and drops to the mat, nailing a stunner. She rolls over to cover, but they’re too close to the ropes. She drags him away and hooks the leg, but Evans rolls a shoulder in time. Fire kicks Evans onto his stomach and grabs his arm, but before she can grab the other he rolls over, pulling her off balance. Evans rolls Fire up, and nearly gets three.
Fire rolls to her feet and throws a kick at Evans’ head but he catches it. He gets to his feet and twists under the leg, forcing Fire to turn her back to him. In one motion he pulls her back and hits a Regal-Plex. Evans is up first and sends Fire to the ropes, and hits a lariat. Fire is back up and he snaps her over with a suplex, and then gets a running start - Olympic Strike! Evans covers, but Fire rolls a shoulder at two. Evans drags Fire to her feet and sends her to the ropes. She springs off the middle rope into a DDT, but he’s ready for it and reverses into a northern lights suplex. He bridges, and Fire barely rolls a shoulder in time.
Evans pulls Fire up and sets up a suplex. Fire blocks. She attempts to reverse it, but he blocks. He re-reverses and gets Fire into the air, but she twists free and lands behind him. She grabs Evans’ head and pulls him back into a backstabber. Fire rolls Evans over and grabs his arms - Firestomp! She hangs onto his arms and sits on his back, transitioning into a camel clutch. Evans tries to get his legs under him, but Fire holds on with one hand and punches him in the face with the other until he drops back to the mat. Hightower checks, but Evans refuses to submit. He gets his legs under him again, and this time gets to his feet with Fire on his back. Before he can run her into the corner, Fire drops back and grabs his legs, tripping him up and hitting some form of inverted Styles Clash. She hangs on to his legs and gets her feet under her - transitioning into the walls of Jericho. Evans bellows in pain, but refuses to tap, finally crawling to the ropes to force the break.
Fire releases the hold and drives a knee into the back of Evans’ head. She drags him to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Evans ducks a clothesline and grabs the opposite ropes to stop his momentum. He turns as Fire approaches and buries a knee in her midsection. He springs off the second rope and drives her to the mat with a leg drop. He stands Fire up and rocks her with a European uppercut, and then tries an Irish whip. Fire reverses, and Evans hits the ropes. Fire tries to elevate him, but he hangs on and nails a code breaker, transitioning into a gogoplata - Jericho Special! Fire is struggling, but refuses to submit. She starts laying into Evans’ ribs with rabbit punches, and finally forces him to release the hold.
Both wrestlers get slowly to their feet. Fire is a split second faster and charges, but Evans sidesteps and hooks her in a full nelson. He tries to turn it into a suplex, but Fire flips out of it in the air. Evans turns and Fire nails him in the face with a forearm. She sends him into the corner and follows him in with a stinger splash, and then tries another Irish whip, which he reverses. Evans lifts Fire onto the top turnbuckles and climbs up after her, and they exchange chops and forearms. Fire climbs to the top and knees him in the head, sending him to the mat. Evans lands on his feet and staggers, and Fire leaps - Tornado DDT! Fire rolls Evans to his feet and lifts him up - Voodoo Drop! Fire hooks both legs and rolls Evans up, and Hightower counts One…Two…Three!
WINNER, and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, in 45:07, Firewoman.
After the match: Fire holds her title high as Evans slowly get to his feet behind her. She turns as Evans approaches, and he extends his hand. After a moment’s hesitation, Fire shakes it, and Evans raises her hand as we fade to black.
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