OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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TEXPRESS vs. BAY BRIDGE BOYZJinx and Spazz, the Bay Bridge Boyz are ALREADY IN THE RING! NO ENTRANCE FOR YOU!! "God Blessed Texas" plays and Zane and Chad come riding in on horseback, but totally not in that Brokeback Mountain way at ALL. Bridgette is actually leading the horse. They dismount *cough* and make their entrance to the ring as the crowd roars, and Bridgette leads the horse to the back. Sterling Glaw gives the directions and Zane and Jinx square off as they wait for the bell. Jinx clearly thinks he's going to make a name for himself, as he treats Zane to a series of indie arm drags, flipping the big man over easily using leverage and a lower center of gravity. It doesn't work for long as finally Zane tires of this and Jinx is unable to carry him over. Zane grins at him and while he has his arm locked, lifts him up and into a sidewalk slam. He foot stomps him a bit, and then tags in Chad. Chad flies over the top rope and lands an elbow drop, and goes for the pin, one-two-NO! Jinx kicks out and lets fly with a shop to Chad's chest. Chad backs up, giving Jinx some space to maneuver. Jinx also backs up and hits the ropes, coming out with a drop kick sending Chad to his knees. Jinx does a scissors kick, knocking Chad down the rest of the way. He rolls him over and pins, one...two... NO! Chad gets a shoulder up and a hand free to get on Jinx's neck. He stands and takes Jinx with him. Spazz sees the danger and reaches out and...just.....barely......can........touch his partner's back! It's a blind tag, but a good one, and Chad is forced to release Jinx so Spazz can come in. Spazz comes in a house o' fire too, as Jinx rolls out, forcing Chad back with chops. WOOOOOOOOO! Spazz chops Chad around the ring, in a seemingly random pattern, but soon it becomes clear that Spazz should have been paying attention. Chad has maneuvered him right into the Texpress corner! Chad kicks Spazz in the gut, doubling him over, and tags Zane in. Zane grabs Spazz and flips him up to his shoulders while Chad goes up top. DROPKICK DEVICE! Spazz's eyes may have rolled into the back of his head permanently! Zane makes the cover, one...two...THREE!
WINNERS in 4:01 - Texpress
DH MAGNUSSON & ALEXIS DARLING vs. CHRIS EVANS & RAVENNA BLUEThis should be one of the most closely contested battles here in the first round of the 2010 OOWF Tag Team Invitational. Four of the fans favorites get together in what could be a great exhibition of world-class wrestling. Blue and Evans have more experience working together and Magnusson is probably still working off some ring rust but he was one of the wrestlers who worked with Alexis when she decided to make her in-ring comeback in the OOWF. It should be a good one as Magnusson and Darling make their way down to the ring with the old Run DEA theme of “Ladies and Gentlemen” by Saliva. Very good ovation from the crowd as they make their way down to the ring and the ovation continues as the music for Ravenna Blue and Chris Evans hits and they make their way out. Ravenna still looks a little unsettled but she enjoys the cheers of the crowd as they get into the ring and meet up with Magnusson and Darling in the center of the ring. Handshakes are exchanged all around until we get to Ravenna and Alexis where Lexie pulls Ravenna in close and whispers something in her ear. Ravenna takes a step back and gives a long stare to Lexie as she steps onto the apron. It looks like Evans and Lexie will start things off and we are underway.
Evans and Alexis circle one another in a feeling out process before Evans shoots in and grabs a side headlock. And the first few minutes are a blur as Evans and Lexie use a variety of lucha-esque arm drags and head scissors and just a very nice sequence of move and countermove that gets the crowd really worked up. Both kip up to their feet and the crowd goes nuts as they get into a fighting position. A nod passes between the two before they tag in their partners. Mags and Blue come in and they begin a tentative feeling out process before Magnusson using his strength advantage and takes Ravenna down with a scoop slam. DH goes to the ropes and tries to come down with an elbow, but Ravenna is able to roll out of the way and she quickly gets back to her feet to take Mags down with a gut wrench suplex.
The match is a very closely contested encounter for the next few minutes with both teams trying to isolate an individual and making some quick tags back-and-forth. Each team is showing great signs of teamwork and neither one can grab a significant edge until we get to a portion of the match with Magnusson and Evans in the ring. Mags has the advantage as he works over the legs of Evans. DH lifts Evans up for a suplex, but CE is able to land on his feet behind DH and he quickly grabs Magnusson from behind and hits a LUNGBLOWER. Chris follows that up with a quick snap suplex and he rolls it over and hooks the leg, but only gets a two count. Evans gets back to his feet and pulls Mags closer to one of the neutral corners as he climbs the ropes. CE leaps off with a FROG SPLASH, but Mags gets the knees up and both men are on the canvas. Both wrestlers are down as the crowd cheers for both teams to make the hot tag to their respective partners. As the ref makes the 10 count, both Evans and Magnusson make tags and Ravenna and Alexis come in on fire.
They trade some knife-edge chops in the center of the ring before Ravenna grabs Lexie by the arms and whips her hard into the corner. RB tries to follow it up but Darling gets her legs up and wraps them around Blue’s head before twisting and turning into a victory roll.
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No, Evans in to break up the count. And that brings Magnusson in and now all four wrestlers are in the ring and slugging it out. Magnusson has Ravenna up on his shoulders as Lexie hits the ropes but she gets quickly cut off as Evans flies out of nowhere and flips Alexis inside out with the CLOTHESLINE FROM HADES. Magnusson tosses Ravenna into the corner and catches Evans turning around with the JERSEY HAMMER and Evans crashes to the mat like a ton of bricks. Ravenna is back to her feet though and hits a running dropkick to the back of Magnusson that sends him flying to the outside. It looks like Blue wants to fly as she starts pounding her foot on the mat. She hits the far ropes, but before she can get to the center of the ring Alexis has caught her foot and tripped her up. Alexis quickly locks Ravenna’s legs up, turns her over, MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP and Ravenna’s face slams hard into the mat. Meanwhile, Evans slowly gets back to his feet and sees Magnusson stumbling on the outside. Evans quickly climbs to the top rope and he leaps off towards Magnusson and connects with the SPARTAN SPIRAL. Both men are in a heap on the outside while the two women are still fighting inside the ring. Ravenna has recovered from the curb stomp and is dragging Alexis towards the corner as she tries to set up DIAMOND DUST, but Alexis is struggling and she jumps back into a handstand on the bottom rope and flips Ravenna to the center of the ring. As Blue tries to get to her feet Alexis charges out of the corner and nails Ravenna between the eyes with a SHINING WIZARD. Evans has made it up to the apron and is about to come in with SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT, but Mags barely gets back up in time and he drags Evans back down to the floor and nails him with a DISCUS ELBOW. Inside the ring Alexis lifts Ravenna up for the BITCH KILLER but Ravenna fights out and they jockey for position and Lexie is finally able to roll-up Ravenna and she grabs a handful of tights…it’s a BLUE MOON. Alexis bridges back…
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WINNERS in 13:54…Alexis Darling & DH Magnusson.
Inside the ring Ravenna is trying to explain to the ref that Alexis had her tights, but the ref can’t call what he didn’t see. Ravenna gets in Alexis face and you can see Alexis motion to her head that Ravenna’s mind wasn’t focused on the goal. Evans finally gets back in the ring and separates the two as Magnusson raises Alexis’ arms in victory. Ravenna looks annoyed, but is it at Alexis or herself…
THE DEAD & BRYCE LARSON vs. MATT FOLZ & STAN FULTONMatt Folz and Stan "The Crusher" Fulton make their way to the ring to a mixed reaction, the crowd seems unsure how to handle this newly formed team. Bryce Larson and The Dead make their way to the ring to a resounding chorus of boos, however a small but vocal group in the crowd seems to be cheering for the young stars. Folz looks to be starting for his team, and The Dead steps in on the other side. The Ref calls for the bell and we are underway.
Dead and Folz circle then grab the collar and elbow lock up. Folz is able to muscle Dead into the corner, and the Ref calls for the clean break, Folz seems willing to oblige, but Dead reaches across with a slap to Folz's face. Folz comes back with an attempt at the right, but Dead ducks out trapping Folz in the corner. Dead lays in with a couple of body shots and kicks before whipping Folz to the opposite turnbuckle. Dean follows it in with a stinger splash. As Folz stumbles out of the corner Dead lands a step up enziguri taking him down. Dead tries to follow it up with an elbow, but Folz rolls out of the way. Both men are back on their feet, Folz heads for the tag, but Dead cuts him off with a dropkick and drags him back. Dead makes the tag to Larson, who hops the ropes landing a leg drop to the back of Folz.
Larson pulls Folz back to his feet and locks in a top wristlock. Folz struggles against it but Larson keeps tweaking it in. Finally Folz is able to get his other elbow around causing Bryce to break the hold. Folz tries to shake it off, but Larson is all over him dropping lefts and rights. Larson whips Folz to the ropes and attempts to catch him with a cross body block. Folz sees it coming and puts on the breaks throwing a big boot up into the leaping Larson. Larson hits the mat grabbing his stomach, Folz also collapses. Folz is able to make it to the corner to tag in The Crusher. Larson is heading to tag Dead when Fulton charges in avalanching him into both the corner and Dead. Dead hits the ground hard, and Larson's midsection is feeling the brunt of the blow. Fulton locks in a bear hug on Larson and drags him to the center. Larson is struggling to hold on to life.
Dead has regained his bearings by this point and springboards off the ropes into a dropkick on Fulton breaking the hold. As the ref struggles to get Dead out of the ring, Larson nails a swift kick to Fulton's "man parts". Fulton doubles over and Larson plants him with a DDT. Folz yells for the ref to pay attention, and pays for it as Larson nails him with a boot that sends him crashing off the apron. This gives Fulton enough time to recover, and Larson eats several haymaker blows, Fulton whips Larson into the corner. Stan charges in for the avalanche, but Larson has seen this move one too many times lately, and leapfrogs him to avoid it. Larson gets the tag to Dead who comes into the ring and nails a low dropkick taking Fulton down to his knees. Larson runs from the opposite ropes and uses Fulton to springboard himself out of the ring into a flying plancha taking Folz down. Both the Ref and Dead are temporarily distracted by this, and Fulton takes advantage. He snatches up his trusty axe handle and levels Dead from behind. Fulton tosses the axe handle away just as the ref turns to see him making the cover. One...Two...Three.
WINNERS in 22:33 Matt Folz and Stan "The Crusher" Fulton.
Larson slides into the ring to complain as Fulton helps a disoriented Folz up the ramp Axe handle in hand and a smile on his face.
ALEXANDER DARLING & DAMON WRATH vs. ERIC O’MAC & TYLER VANGARDEHere we are as we continue the first round of the 2010 OOWF Tag Team Invitational and we have two very unique teams here. First, coming out separately are former members of the stable known as DELIVERS. Eric O’Mac and Tyler Vanguarde have never gotten along and that much is clear as they walk down the aisle separately and enter the ring on opposite sides. It looks like Tyler is about to get in Eric’s face when he puts his hand up and pulls a cell phone out of his boots. Eric gives the motion that it’s an important call and he heads to the floor away from Tyler. Vanguarde is fuming but he doesn’t have time to care as Damon Wrath’s music hits and he rushes down the aisle. Wrath gets into the ring and starts slugging it away with Vanguarde before his partner’s music hits. It finally does to a big ovation from the crowd here and Alexander slowly makes his way down to the ring as he halfway watches the action and tries to slap as many hands as he walks down the aisle. Inside the ring, Junior Hale is trying to get control, but he figures he has two guys in the ring and he calls for the bell.
As Alexander makes his way up to the apron he watches as Damon lifts Vanguarde for a scoop slam and then hits the ropes with quick succession leg drops all while Eric continues to pace the outside as he talks on his cell phone. Alex finally notices Eric not paying attention to the match and he hops off the apron as he doesn’t see Damon reaching out to make a tag. Alex goes to confront Eric as Tyler takes control in the ring. Eric and Alex get into a conversation at ringside and it looks like they’re reminiscing as they pull up two chairs and take a seat. Meanwhile Tyler has taken control in the ring and continually tries to choke out Damon but always stops at the 4 count. TV takes Damon hard to the mat once again as he locks in what appears to be a camel clutch, but as Hale circles, he sees that Tyler is fish hooking Damon and calls for a break. As Tyler does break the hold he walks towards the ropes and starts yelling down at his “partner.” Eric blows him off and yells up that he’s involved in a very important conversation with an old friend. Speaking of that conversation, Eric picks up his cell phone and makes a quick phone call and suddenly stage hands are coming down to ringside and they’re bringing the very important Eric-O-Tron 9000 along with a
Playstation 3 ™. Eric and Alex take seats facing the new Eric-O-Tron and begin a riveting game of
Madden 11 ™ all while Tyler and now Damon are yelling down at their partners.
Damon and Tyler are about to head out of the ring when they bump into one another and once again start slugging it out. They trade hard chops and nasty strikes as they try to gain the advantage. Meanwhile on the outside it is an epic struggle as Eric drives his Carolina Panthers deep into Alexander’s New York Giants territory. On a 3rd and 7 play from the Giants 24 yard-line Eric pulls out a surprise SHOVEL PASS to DeAngelo Williams and he scampers all the way into the end zone for the TD just before halftime. That’s going to give Tom Coughlin ideas for the second half. Alex slams his controller down and gets in Eric’s face as they trash talk one another. Inside the ring, Wrath takes Tyler down with a slick FLYING ARMBAR but after a few minutes Tyler is able to squirm his way to a rope. Vanguarde shakes his arm trying to get feeling back as Damon looks to continue the assault.
Back on the outside Alex is driving his NY Giants in a hotly contested 21-17 game and he gets lucky as Bambi throws a guaranteed interception that is dropped and you can see a deep sigh from him. A stagehand runs down to ringside and hands a piece of paper to both Eric and Alex and they pause the game as they read over the note. They seem to be asking the stagehand if this is accurate information. The stagehand nods and both Eric and Alex seem to come to the same decision as they get out of their seats and slide into the ring. Eric quickly picks Wrath up off the mat and kills him with THE SMACKDOWN just as Alex picks up Vanguarde and slams him down to the mat with a DARLING DRIVER. Eric quickly follows up his Smackdown with a climb to the top rope and he leaps off and lands on Wrath with an EMAC ATTACK. At the same time Alex locks up Tyler’s legs and turns him over and locks in the DARLING MONEY CLIP. Hale looks back and forth and he makes the count as Eric covers Damon.
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Due to a mistyping on the lineup for this week, the team of Eric O’Mac and Tyler Vanguarde along with the team of Alexander Darling and Damon Wrath were transcribed wrong. It should have been put down as Eric O’Mac AND Alexander Darling vs. Tyler Vanguarde AND Damon Wrath. Due to this mistake and what happened here, your winners and moving on to the 2nd round…
Eric O’Mac and Alexander Darling. WINNERS in 22:09 – Eric O’Mac & Alexander Darling
More people watched Midweek Mayhem last week than Fox's LoneStar.DRINK & DESTROY vs. INSANE HOMELESS BUNNYAn air raid siren sounds in the arena followed by the strains of Cypress Hills Insane in the Membrane, signaling the arrival of the fan loved Insane Homeless Bunny. Carl from Fresno and Bunny come out on the stage flanking the newly crowned DDT Ironperson Heavymetal Champion. All three raise their arms in the air to the adulation of the fans. Pyro goes off behind them, and Justin leaps forward, stumbling over his own feet and takes off rolling down the ramp. Justin slams back first into the barricade hard. As he gets to his feet, a six year old fan reaches across giving his favorite wrestler a big Hug. Naturally Justin instantly taps to this devastating manuever, and a nearby ref calls for the bell. Your winner and New DDT Ironperson Heavymetal Champion, A Six year old fan. Bunny and Carl merely pick Justin up and slide him into the ring. It appears IHB will be represented by Justin and Carl this evening. Drink and Destroys music hits and the crowd erupts again. Outback Jack and Dynamite Danny Taylor come through the crowd, DVD meets them at the barricade and they slide into the ring. Jack and Taylor stand on opposite turnbuckles and soak in the cheers. The ref calls for both sides to choose who will start. D&D plays a quick round of Rock, Paper, Scissors, and the result is Danny starting it off. On the other side both Justin and Carl remain standing on the Apron, neither realizing the other isn't in the ring. Bunny reaches up and shoves Justin into the ring, choosing him to start for IHB. The Ref calls for the bell, and we are underway.
DDT and Justin Sane meet in the center of the ring and both men look slightly confused. They both start to circle to the left before stopping and starting to circle to the right. They stop and go for the collar and elbow tie up, but almost instantly release it. Both men take a step back and continue to stare each other down. Simultaneously they step forward and both raise their arm for the test of strength. It is like looking at a strange funhouse mirror. Both men drop their arms before instantly lifting the other arm. They both drop that arm and cross arms over their chests. This just causes Outback Jack to burst into a fit of laughter. DDT looks over at him confused, while at the same time Justin looks to Carl who merely looks apathetic to the whole scene. Both men quickly and simultaneously turn back fists raised for massive haymakers. Seeing they once again had the exact same plans, both men drop their fists, let out deep sighs turn and walk to respective corners and make the tags.
Outback Jack enters the ring still caught up in a fit of the giggles. Suddenly Carl charges in landing a massive shoulder block. Jack is not hurt, but his laughing has stopped, and this match is finally truly under way. Charging at Jack may have been a mistake for Carl, as Jack comes back with a clothesline nearly taking his head off. Jack follows up with a scoop slam and a standing elbow drop. Jack lifts Carl up twists the arm then drags him over to make the tag to DDT. Taylor comes in with a kick to Carl’s gut and lifts him up into a delayed vertical suplex. Taylor holds Carl for a second too long, and Carl is able to slide out and nail a back cracker on Taylor. Both men head to their respective corners and make the tag. Justin goes for a springboard move that backfires on him as his foot catches the rope and he face plants the mat hard. Jack comes in the ring and takes Justin down with a big boot as he is standing back up. Jack pulls Justin too his feat and drops a couple of right hands to him before whipping him to the rope. Jack ducks his head going for the back body drop. Justin sees it coming and grabs Jack in a side headlock. He takes off for the turnbuckle, it’s the ~High Risk Headlock~ unfortunately for Justin his Chest slamming into the turnbuckle does more damage than Jacks head grazing the rope. Jack is able to drop Justin with a back suplex. Justin rolls over to his corner and makes the tag to Carl. Carl bum rushes Jack and spears him to the ground. Carl lays in a couple of stomps before Jack is able to shove him away. Jack makes the tag to Danny and slides out of the ring to the floor.
Danny comes in the ring, and he is house en fuego. A running shoulder block takes Carl down, and this is followed by two back to back clotheslines. Carl is stunned, and as he once again stumbles to his feet, Danny nails a kick to the solar plexus followed by the DYNAMITE DROP. Carl is out of it, and DDT goes for the cover One....Two..Justin is into the ring and leaps to break up the pin. Unfortunately for Justin he completely overshoots missing Taylor by a mile and sliding out of the ring into the waiting arms of Outback Jack. Jack nails a massive ~CHOMP~ and Justin is dead. Meanwhile inside the ring the Ref counts the three
WINNERS in 14:25 Drink and Destroy.
Carl rolls out of the ring as Jack and DVD slide in to celebrate. Bunny and Carl attempt to revive Justin as D&D leave the ring heading up the ramp. The six year old fan from earlier holds out his hand for a five from the victors. DVD sees this and shakes his hand. The kid screams that he submits, and the ref declares the winner and new DDT Ironperson Heavymetal Champion DVD. DVD looks confused as Taylor continues to drag him and the belt up the ramp, while Jack has burst into another fit of uprorious laughter.
DAVIN MORELAND & J-P SPARXX vs. CONCRETE TG & TYTANIf nothing else, this one should be interesting. There's no love lost between 3 of our combatants here tonight, and the 4th, well, he has a tendency to piss off just about everyone. Should be a good one! Nothing like a little Joe Satriani to get our evening going, as the crowd blows the roof off for the returning Concrete TG, in his first true match since returning. He does his usual fan pandering, shaking hands with the kids and what not. Finally, Tytan (w/Bloody Shovel) and Athena come out. Tytan clearly expects a positive response, but certainly doesn't get one, and looks genuinely shocked that he doesn't, even mouthing “Why are you booing?” at one point. Crete looks, well, wary, to say the least, but heads to the ring with his partner.
Fans buzz as the house lights go out, customary for Davin's entrance. But they're a little confused by the music, as “What's On Your Mind” by Information Society plays
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss6vUraHFIw . The pyro goes off to the 2nd “pure energy” and Davin is right behind it. He appears VERY fired up for this evening, and the crowd eats it up. He does some fan pandering of his own, but stops about halfway down the ramp, and the song transitions seamlessly into Kevin Rudolf's “Let It Rock”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4JaphXcWs (because it's an easy freakin' mashup). J-P Sparxx and Jewel do their usual entrance, except this time, for once, they get cheers. All the while, Davin's doing the nWo “Scott Hall point at the guy” thing. Sparxx, clearly, is a bit unprepared for all this as he makes his way down the ramp. Davin goes back up the ramp to him. The mics pick him up saying something like “you're big time now, kid – now go show 'em you belong here”. Sparxx appears to respond well to whatever Davin actually said, and the two go down the ramp together, singing and rapping along before the song switches back to Information Society. I don't think Sparxx knows that song. Regardless, they both finally get into the ring, and appear very upbeat and ready to go for this one. Fall River's Own Referee Angelo Barros looks to both corners and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Tytan will start for his team, and Davin looks to take off after Tytan, but Sparxx cuts him off; giving him the international gesture for “I Got This”. Davin smirks and nods and goes back to the corner. Sparxx turns around just in time to eat a Giant Clothesline from the big man. Sparxx bounces up and manages to duck a second clothesline, and nails Tytan in the back of the head with a Running Enziguri. Tytan. Tytan takes a knee. Sparxx follows up by hitting the ropes and trying for a Running Dropkick, but Tytan catches Sparxx by the ankles. He starts to laugh like an evil villain before he flips Sparxx up like a rag doll and just KILLS him with an Impaler DDT. Tytan starts saying something to Davin about Eco, trying to bait him into a fight. Davin is fuming, but doesn't get involved. Tytan pulls up Sparxx for a gigantic Brainbustaaaaaaaaaaah, and Sparxx looks to be in big trouble. Tytan follows that up with an immense Crucifix Bomb, but chooses not to cover. Instead, beaming, he tags in Concrete TG.
The crowd pops for Crete, who looks warily at Tytan before coming into the ring. Immediately he goes to cover Sparxx, who kicks out at 2. Crete pulls up Sparxx and whips him to the ropes, trying for the Long Arm of the Law, but Sparxx avoids it, running full speed to the far-side ropes. Blind Tag by Davin that only Barros sees. Crete goes on the attack again, but Sparxx hits a Springboard Edge-O-Matic out of freakin NOWHERE. Sparxx rolls slowly to his corner, and Crete has shaken the cobwebs out and follows in hot pursuit. However, Davin Moreland is the legal man, and he's just Goozled Poor Crete. Davin's got him up for a chokeslam, but Tytan comes rumbling in and clips Davin's knee with a chop block. Barros yells. Tytan just laughs at him as he leaves. Crete takes advantage of this, and hooks Davin up in a Single-Leg Boston Crab. Davin starts laughing and then kicks Crete in the head. The words “don't come with that weak shit up here” are said by someone. Crete bounces up however and the two lock up. Crete works a hammerlock, and Davin slaps his shoulder twice as required by law. Davin works into an armbar, but Crete smartly tries for a short-arm clothesline. Improbably, Davin ducks it, which forces Crete onto his back. Samoan Drop from Davin and a cover, which gets 2.
Davin gets to his feet, and never sees Tytan charge into the ring and force Davin out of it with a Flying Shoulder Tackle. Crete gets to his feet and tries to figure out why Tytan did that. Tytan, clearly, isn't interested in explaining himself, and leaves the ring. Crete rolls Davin back in, and locks him in the Scaffold! Crowd pops here for the cool submission hold they haven't seen for a while. Davin tries to maneuver toward his corner, and sticks his boot out. Just as Sparxx is almost close enough to reach it, Tytan runs in from the outside and blasts him off the apron. Crete doesn't see it live, but sees a replay of it on the Jumbotron. Immediately, he releases the hold, and goes to confront his partner on the outside. Tytan's response is a shovel to Crete's face. The crowd is aghast by this. Tytan tags himself in and looks for Davin. He should look up, because Davin drills him with a Corkscrew Moonsault. Not done, he pulls Tytan up again for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! That should do it! But Davin disagrees, and pulls Tytan near his corner. He tags Sparxx and says something to him before Davin climbs the turnbuckle. Sparxx climb up behind him and then climbs up Davin's shoulders. What the fuck is THIS gonna be? Sparxx takes off...It's the OMG! A 630 off of Davin's shoulders! Sparxx covers, and they could count to a million.
WINNERS in 14:36 by PINFALL...the team of Davin Moreland and J-P Sparxx!
Post-match, Davin leans down to a semi-conscious Tytan and has a few suggestions for him, none of which are likely appropriate for a TV-14 program. Sparxx and Jewel are rightfully pumped over the big victory as their music bumps along, and they get cheers, even in Texessee. Davin smiles before leaving the ring and heading to the back, virtually before anyone notices.
FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. LD WILLIAMS & FIREWOMANThe Flyin Hawaiians are out first, let to the ring by Noelani. Kai and Aina spring over the top rope into the ring. The big men are making their OOWF debut and look ready to go. “Flame On” plays and Firewoman and LD Williams come out to the ring. They both get booed, but not nearly as loudly as they used to. Fire and LD make their way to the ring, step between the ropes and go nose to nose with Kai and Aina. The Hawaiians back off, and offer their hands. Fire looks at LD, then the two of them slowly shake the newcomers hands. Fire heads to the corner while LD remains in the middle of the ring with Kai while Aina heads to the apron. The referee calls for the bell and we are ready to go.
Kai and LD lock up and Kai snaps LD to the mat with an arm drag. LD is quickly back to his feet as is Kai and they lock up again. This time LD pushes Kai into the corner and the referee gets between them calling for a clean break. He gets it, but then LD catches Kai with a forearm to the bridge of the nose. The Hawaiian staggers out of the corner and LD kicks him in the gut, hooks him and takes him over with a suplex. Kai gets right to his feet as LD stands up, grabs him in a side head lock and takes him to the mat then reaches out and tags in Aina. Aina runs to the ropes and hits a senton splash on LD as Kai releases the head lock. Aina covers, but LD kicks out at two. Aina pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes, bounds off the opposite ropes and hits a flying headbutt on the rebound! LD hits the mat and spins out of the ring to the floor. Aina grabs the top rope and springs over the ropes at LD, but LD moves out of the way. Aina lands on his feet, but as he turns around, LD springs off the floor and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline.
LD rolls Aina back into the ring and drags him to his corner and tags in Firewoman. Fire and LD put the boots to Aina until the referee hits five, then LD steps out of the ring to the apron. Fire pulls Aina to his feet and backs him into the corner and unleashes some Fire Fury on him, chopping him and beating him to the mat. Fire pulls him back to his feet and snap mares him out of the corner, then charges at him and lands a stiff kick to the back of the head. Aina hits the mat and Fire bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across his chest and covers but only gets a two count. Fire pulls him up again and tags in LD, Williams comes in and they both hook him and take him over with a double suplex. LD floats over and covers but Aina rolls his shoulder at two.
LD pulls Aina up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a knee to the gut and sets him up for a CANADIAN DESTROYER but Kai comes in and NAILS LD with a superkick! LD falls to the mat, and Aina rolls him up but Fire comes in and breaks it up with a kick to Aina’s ribs at two. Aina gets to his feet and pulls LD up and shoves him into the corner and tags in Kai. They double whip LD to the ropes and lower their heads, LD kicks Aina in the face, sending him to the mat, then grabs Kai and DDT’s him to the mat. LD pulls him right up and sends him to the ropes and PLANTS him on the mat with a high angle spine buster, then grabs his legs and wraps him up and turns him over in a sharp shooter! Kai fights the move and manages to make it to the ropes and force the break. LD reluctantly releases the hold and pulls Kai to the middle of the ring, grabs him and slams him in the face with a headbutt. No one moves for a second then both men fall to the mat because it is a well known fact that Canadians, Samoans and Hawaiians have the hardest heads in wrestling. The fans cheer for a tag and LD makes it to Fire before Kai can make it to Aina.
Fire pulls Kai up and sends him to the ropes and takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold, then traps him in an STF (again, a REAL STF, not that shit that John Cena uses). Kai howls in pain as the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion tries to get a submission. Just when it looks like he is going to tap, Aina comes in and breaks it up with a kick to the back of Fire’s head. Fire snaps at the referee to get him out of the ring, then pulls Kai to his feet and nails him with a spinning heel kick. Fire pulls a groggy Kai to his feet and sends him to the ropes, and lowers her head a moment too soon. Kai leaps over Fire and makes a blind tag to Aina. Kai slides through Fire’s legs on the rebound, then gets to his feet and catches her with a knee to the gut as she turns around. Kai whips Fire to the ropes and elevates her on the rebound right into a MOLOKA’I COCKTAIL! Fire never saw it coming! Aina covers Fire while Kai takes a charging LD to the mat, and they get the one, two, THREE! WHAT AN OOWF DEBUT!
WINNERS in 17:23 – The Flyin’ Hawaiians
It's Midweek Mayhem, do you know where your children are?MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK vs. THE FOUR NORSEMEN “The Lost Vikings” play and the Four Norsemen come to the ring, all of them. Strebor Nhoj, Ressued Samoht, Notsag Werdna and Nairb Nav Enytsla come to the ring and pose for the fans. It looks like Strebor and Samoht will wrestle while Werdna and Entysla remain on the outside. They wait stoically in the ring while Moosehead Jack and Stank are announced. Moose and Stank come out to the top of the ramp to the loud boos of the crowd, then storm to ringside. Stank grabs Notsag Werdna and SLAMS him face first into the ring post, as he pulls Werdna back we see blood running down his face. Stank hammers him with punches to the face, then starts to whip him across ringside, then pulls him back right into a STANK-U ON THE CONCRETE! Moose grabs Enytsla and slams him in the face with a head butt, then pulls a chain out of his pocket and wraps it around his face and blasts him repeatedly in the face until he is bloody. Moose grabs him, pins his arm and HAMMERS him with a HEARTPUNCH! Nav Enytsla slumps to the floor, unconscious and bloody, the EMT’s quickly make their way to ringside.
Stank and Moose climb into the ring and go after Nhoj and Samoht. Stank traps Sahmot in the corner and beats him mercilessly to the mat. Nhoj goes after Moose, but Moose rakes his eyes, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a boot to the gut then lifts him PILEDRIVER! Stank pulls Sahmot up in the corner and sets him on the top rope and DRIVES him to the mat with a CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! Stank gets to his feet and pulls Nhoj to his feet and traps him in the SOUTHERN COMFORT while Moose pounces on Samoht and traps him in the ji-endo! Both men quickly lose consciousness and the referee call for the bell.
WINNERS in 2:34 – Moosehead Jack and Stank
Moose and Stank continue the carnage beating down Strebor and Samoht until they are unrecognizable bloody messes. Then they leave the ring and add to Werdna and Entysla’s misery leaving the four Norsemen horribly bloody messes. Moose and Stank climb back into the ring, covered in their opponents blood, grinning like madmen as we fade to black.
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