OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament Semi-Finals
Live! From Friar’s Point, Mississippi
J-P SPARXX vs. SEAN MOOREThis one should be an interesting matchup between two of the OOWF's newest rookies. First out is Sean Naomh Moore to “Emerald”, and the crowd gives him a nice ovation, as he hasn't done anything outwardly dickish yet. He gets into the ring and presents himself to the crowd. “Let It Rock” comes over the sound system, and pyro has been added to J-P Sparxx' entrance. He comes out with Jewel attached to his hip. He gets a relatively mixed response, but there's definitely more cheers than boos these days. The reason for that quickly shows up at the top of the ramp behind Sparxx and Jewel, and the crowd goes batshit for Davin Moreland, who does the crowd pandering, handshakes and autographs as the other two preen and strut into the ring. Sparxx starts trash talking the Irishman as soon as he gets in the ring, and Fall River's Own Referee Angelo Barros sees no reason not to call for the bell. He does, and we're underway.
Sparxx is HEAVY on the trash talk tonight, and Moore tries to play it off. However, Sparxx says something, probably about Moore's mother, which makes Moore snap, and the two are nose to nose, trading insults the entire time. The crowd loves it, but Davin yells “are we gonna fight or what” from the outside. Sparxx obviously heard him over the crowd, and socks Moore in his left eye. Moore didn't see it coming, and he turns away, holding his eye, and keels over. Sparxx uses this opportunity to hit the ropes and deliver a sweet Scissors Kick. That's Booker T's finisher, but Sparxx covers and only gets two. Sparxx picks up the pace, charging to the ropes for a Springboard Moonsault. THAT gets two. Sparxx heads to the top rope for a Shooting Sparxx Press. That ALSO gets two, and Sparxx is getting frustrated. He heads to the top again for the River Dawg! 1...2...NO! Moore kicked out again! Sparxx is apoplectic and starts yelling at Barros. Barros ends up having to point at the OOWF logo on his shirt. Neither see Moore crawling low to the mat. Davin and Jewel both scream from the outside “ROLLUP!” Sparxx turns around just in time to see Moore's arm indeed reaching up for a rollup, and Sparxx grabs it just in time, and turns it into a Cross-Arm Breaker. That was fucking cool. It looks bad for Moore, and Sparxx is cinching back on it for all he's worth. Moore, however, the bigger guy, manages to get to the ropes and mandate the break.
Davin yells “Stay on him!” from the outside, but it's Barros who forces Sparxx to wait for Moore to get up. Davin yells “What the fuck, Angelo?” He yells back “You're bein' wicked retahded Davin. Don't make me send you to the back!” Moore does get to his feet and Sparxx charges him. Davin and Jewel both turn away, knowing what's coming, just as Moore ole's Sparxx and Sparxx flies all the way through to the ring post. Ow. Now it's Moore in a position to capitalize, as he runs up and hits a lightning-quick Release German Suplex on Sparxx which sends him to the middle of the ring. Moore presses, and gets to Sparxx, picks him up, displays him to the crowd (getting a nice little pop) and hits The Blarney Stone! That might do it! 1....2....NO! Sparxx is able to kick out, and Moore smirks. He slowly pulls Sparxx up to his feet and just obliterates him with an Impaler DDT. Moore eschews the cover and heads to the top. He takes off for the Hills of Tara, and SPARXX CAUGHT HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A STILL COULD USE SOME WORK DIAMOND CUTTER! “That was awesome” chant starts up, and both men are down after that self-preservation move. Barros starts a count.
Davin and Jewel start slapping the mat, and at 6 Sparxx rolls over far enough to drape an arm over Moore. 1...2...thre..NO! Moore rolled the shoulder, barely, and Sparxx doesn't even argue this time because he's hurting and spent too. Moore rolls over on his stomach. Bad, bad scouting. Sparxx moves over and locks on the LOWGATOR! It actually looks, you know, like a real STF. Moore's in trouble as he's nowhere near the ropes. Barros is on the mat, asking if Moore wants to quit! Moore summons the remains of his energy to do half a pushup, and drag Sparxx, walking on his hands, all the way to the ropes where he reaches out and grabs them. Barros breaks up the hold, and Sparxx jumps up and starts to celebrate. He thinks he's won! Both Davin and Jewel are screaming “It's not over!” from the outside, and a stunned Sparxx turns around just in time to eat a Running Enziguri from Moore! Sparxx' momentum takes him to the outside, and Davin quickly goes over to him on the floor. Moore was about to chase, but sees Davin and backs up, raising his arms and getting a nice pop from the crowd. Davin helps Sparxx up, and says a few things to him before letting him get back in the ring. He crawls through the ropes and Moore rushes, but Sparxx drop-toe holds him into the corner, smashing his face into the turnbuckle. Sparxx sets Moore up, then lines him up for the Bad Moon Rising! Moore might be out! Sparxx pulls out a Hurricarana off the turnbuckle, and stalks Moore, who looks done. Sparxx claps to himself and pulls Moore into position. He tries for the Gem Drop, but Moore is able to quickly flash up and grab Sparxx' head, and pulls it down all the way through for a Rollup! 1....2....3!!! What a reversal!!!
WINNER in 14:37 by PINFALL....Sean Naomh Moore!
Moore gets his hand raised and is clearly hurting, but even with the crowd cheering – there's no reason for him to stick around and wait for Sparxx to realize what happened and he heads to the back to his music. OOWF-TV replays show Davin's reaction to the rollup, and he just smiles and shakes his head before sliding into the ring with Jewel and they help him up with Davin in his ear the whole time, teaching, and Sparxx is pissed, but nodding. They head to the back and get a nice response on the way after a hell of a free TV match.
CONCRETE TG vs. BRYCE LARSON"War Machine" starts and "Bulletproof" Bryce Larson appears to a chorus of boos. He doesn't care. "With Jupiter In Mind" starts and "Concrete" Takaken Gryfon enters, to a lot of cheers. This will pretty much take care of the fan participation component, as anytime Larson gets some offense there are boos, and any time Crete gets some, there will be cheers. Sterling Glaw is your referee, which draws some concern from Larson, due to by what is now very ancient history, but Crete and Glaw both wave him off, and Glaw calls for the bell.
Old school indie lock up as the veteran and the relative newcomer (although far from a rookie) meet. Crete's size gives him the clear advantage here, but Larson is quick...so quick he's able to get Crete into a series of armdrags, into an old-school armbar. He puts the boot to Crete's shoulder and wrenches back, yanking the shoulder nearly out of the socket. Crete writhes in pain for a bit, but uses his size to his advantage to maneuver until he can get to his feet. Larson catches him as he stands though and hits a neckbreaker! He grabs Crete by the head and twists, putting pressure on the very neck that he injured, that knocked Crete out of the roster for a few months. Larson cranks hard on it, punctuating it with some elbows.
The pain this is causing is evident on Crete's face, as he reaches his hands out, desperately searching for a heroic way out of this. He finally settles on elbows to Larson's midsection. One...two....third strike and finally Larson releases his hold. Larson goes to advance, but Crete turns and applies chops liberally to Larson's chest, reddening it nicely. Woooooooo! Wooooooooo! Wooooooo! The last one spins Larson around, and Crete applies a big boot to the butt! Larson falls forward to the ropes in perfect position for the CTG! And it's been a while, the fans are chanting for it, so, after putting a hand to his ear to egg them on, Crete relents and heroically goes for it. But he takes too long, and Larson moves, so that Crete heroically hits air. Larson capitalizes with a shining wizard as Crete tries to get to his feet. He goes for the second, for the Harry, Ron, and Hermione, but Crete grabs his leg, and flips him over into a single legged Boston Crab. Oh no!! That is EXACTLY what Davin warned him about!! Crete locks it in and now it's Larson's turn to flail about. He crawls slowly...towards...the....ropes.....and.......HE GETS IT! Crete of course breaks the hold right away, but then doesn't give Larson much time to recover. Crete applies some forearms and beats Larson down, then applies some kicks. Crete hits the ropes and hits a leg drop. He helps Larson to his feet then doubles him over with a kick to the gut. He gets Larson into position for Final Justice, but on the downswing Larson tucks at the last minute, throwing Crete off balance. Larson gets Crete into a roll up and it's one...two......THREE!
WINNER in 15:41 – Bryce Larson
TYTAN vs. DAMON WRATHTytan enters the ring to a chorus of boos. He is carrying his trademark shovel to the ring, and is holding the Death-eater mask in his hand. He places both onto the apron and enters the ring.
Damon Wrath comes to the ring to cheers, though he doesn’t really get much of a reaction due to the fact that he has basically gone back to how he was prior to leaving the OOWF, and has barely made any impact since coming back. Wrath is looking more serious than we are used to seeing him.
The bell rings, and Wrath circles around Tytan. The two men lock up and Tytan shoves Wrath away. The two men lock up again, and Wrath gets Tytan in a side headlock. Tytan throws Wrath at the ropes, and Wrath is able to knock Tytan down with a shoulder block. Tytan gets to his feet and Wrath charges at Tytan with a clothesline. Tytan ducks and levels Wrath with a vicious lariat.
Tytan charges again, but Wrath is able to stop the big man in his tracks with a drop toehold. Wrath charges and caves Tytan’s skull in with a running knee. Wrath mounts Tytan and smashes Tytan repeatedly in the skull with hammer punches, and locks on the Cross Face! This is a side of Damon Wrath that we haven’t seen for quite some time. Tytan fights and struggles, but gets to the ropes. Tytan realizes that Damon means business.
The match continues with Wrath surprisingly getting the better of Tytan. Wrath gets Tytan into the corner and goes completely batshit on him, attacking Tytan with stiff elbow strikes and stomps. The referee attempts to get Wrath away from Tytan, but has little luck in doing so. The ref finally pulls Wrath away, and Wrath starts yelling at the referee to get out of his face, not seeming to care about getting DQd, but more about causing pain to Tytan.
This is the opportunity that Tytan needed to recover. Tytan crouches into position and charges hard at Wrath. RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Wrath is folded in half on impact. Tytan wastes no time as he hoists up Wrath and sends him crashing down hard to the mat with the Helios Bomb. Tytan goes for the cover, and though Wrath put up a good fight, it’s basically academic from here.
WINNER in 10:34 - Tytan.
After the match, Tytan picks up the shovel off the ring-apron and smashes Wrath in the skull with it. Blood pours from the wound as Wrath is writhing on the ground. Tytan goes to leave, but stops. Tytan turns around, and goes back to Wrath. He lifts up Tytan, and drops him with the Wrath of God ONTO THE SHOVEL. Wrath’s neck twists gruesomely on impact. Tytan stands over Wrath, whose body is now squirming and convulsing in a pool of his own blood.
Tytan goes back to the ring-apron and puts on his Death-eater Mask. Tytan goes back to Wrath’s convulsing body, picks up the shovel and raises it over his head, seemingly looking to end not only Wrath’s career, but possibly his life.
Tytan: Wrath, I may be a monster, but it didn’t have to end like this. When you see Junichiro on the other side, tell him...I’m happy he’s free. Farewell, Damon.
Security rushes the ring and restrains Tytan right before he is able to land the fatal blow. Tytan has a demented look on his face as he is brought backstage. Meanwhile, medics arrive to tend to Wrath. The only good news coming from this situation is that Wrath still appears to be breathing. Fairly safe to assume that after taking such a beating, Wrath may not be back in the OOWF for quite some time, if ever.
OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament Semi-FinalsDH MAGNUSSON & ALEXIS DARLING vs. STAN FULTON & MATT FOLZStan Fulton and Matt Folz make their way to the ring first, to a pretty positive reaction from the fans. They climb into the ring and Fulton stretches on the ropes as Folz gives him some last-minute advice. The arena lights dim, and the crowd explodes as Alexis Darling and D.H. Magnusson step onto the stage. D.H. and Alexis slap a few hands on the way down the aisle and climb into the ring. Referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions and calls for the bell as the two teams shake hands. DH and Folz head to their corners and we’re underway.
Alexis and Fulton lock up, and Fulton backs her into the corner. Junior calls for a break and gets it. A second lock up, and again Fulton backs her into the corner and breaks clean. Alexis looks a little frustrated as she moves back to the center of the ring. A third lock up, and Fulton sends her to the ropes. Alexis springs off the middle strand into a back elbow, but Fulton sidesteps it. Fulton turns and drops an elbow, but Alexis rolls out of the way. She rebounds off the ropes and catches Fulton in the face with a dropkick. Alexis drops a pair of elbows, and then drags Fulton onto his stomach. She grabs his arms and sets up a curb stomp, but Fulton yanks one arm free and pulls her off balance with the other. Fulton rolls over and drags Alexis onto his shoulders. He stands up, and then falls back with a Samoan drop. He rolls over and covers, but Alexis kicks out at two.
Fulton drags Alexis to her feet and slings her into the corner. He follows her in with an avalanche and makes the tag. Folz steps into the ring and hits the ropes. Fulton plants Alexis with a belly-to-belly suplex and rolls out of the way as Fulton hits a leg drop. He hooks the leg, but Alexis rolls a shoulder just in time. Folz sends Alexis to the ropes. She ducks a clothesline and comes back with a cross body, but Folz catches her and turns it into a power slam. He hooks the leg, and again Alexis rolls a shoulder just in time! In his corner, DH roars his approval and starts to rile the crowd in support.
Folz drags Alexis to her feet and turns her around. He grabs a waistlock and hits a release German suplex. Alexis flips in the air and lands on her feet. As soon as her feet hit the mat she springs into a dropkick that knocks Folz off balance. Alexis hits the ropes behind Folz ans clip him with a chop block, and then rolls to her corner and makes the tag. DH storms across the ring and levels Folz with a clothesline. He rebounds off the ropes and does it again. DH rocks Folz with a series of left hands, and then starts an Irish whip and pulls him back into a belly-to-belly suplex. He covers, but Folz kicks out at one. DH drags Folz to his feet and muscles him into the corner. He works him over with lefts and rights and whips him across the ring. Folz reverses, and DH hits the corner hard. DH tries to bounce out of the corner with a clothesline, but Folz ducks it and hits an exploder suplex. Folz sits DH up and slams a knee into his back, and then pulls him to the corner and makes the tag.
Folz winds DH’s arm and holds him open for a shot from Fulton. Fulton takes over the arm and drags DH out of the corner. He winds the arm again and twists it into a hammerlock. DH elbows his way free and turns around - right into a knee to the gut. Fulton follows up with a forearm to the back and then stands DH up with a European uppercut. Scoop and a slam, and Fulton comes off the ropes with a big splash. He hooks the leg, but DH kicks out at 2.5. Fulton sits DH up, plants a knee in his back, and locks on a chinlock. DH struggles and starts to get his feet under him, so Fulton switches his grip to a surfboard. DH fights his way to his feet and breaks free. He turns and knees Fulton in the stomach, and drops him with a DDT. He rolls to his corner and makes the tag.
Alexis springs off the top rope and hits Fulton with a senton splash. She rolls through to her feet, rebounds off the ropes, and drops a leg across the back of his head. She grabs his arms - Curbstomp! She rolls Fulton over and covers, but only gets two. Fulton rolls to his knees and Alexis nails him with a shining wizard. She covers, and again only gets two. She rolls to her corner and makes the tag. DH tackles Fulton as he gets up, hammering with forearms. He pulls Fulton to his feet and sets up the Jersey Hammer. Fulton ducks it and whips DH into the corner. He gets a running start and squashes DH with an avalanche as he makes the tag. Fulton and Folz send DH to the ropes and plant him with a flapjack. Alexis springs off the top rope into the ring, but Fulton and Folz snatch her out of the air and kill her with a tandem choke slam. Folz drags DH up as Fulton hits the ropes. DDT followed almost immediately by a big splash. Fulton slides out of the ring, dragging Alexis with him, as Folz rolls DH over and covers for the three.
WINNERS in 12:12, Stan Fulton and Matt Folz.
After the match: Fulton immediately releases Alexis, who slides into the ring to chack on her partner. She helps DH up, and they turn to face Fulton and Folz. There’s a long staredown, and then Fulton and Folz extend their hands. Alexis and DH accept the handshake, and the crowd cheers both teams.
THE FLYIN’ HAWAIIANS vs. DRINK & DESTROY Noelani leads the Flyin’ Hawai’ians to the ring first. Kai and Aina receive a very positive reaction from the fans, but it pales in comparison to the explosion of support for Outback Jack and Dynamite Danny Taylor as they make their way through the crowd. Drink and Destroy climb into the ring and the two teams face off. Handshakes all round, and Jack and Aina head to their corners as referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell.
Kai and Taylor circle and lock up, and Kai wrings the arm. Taylor reverses, and adds a second rotation. Kai rolls through and snaps Taylor over with an arm drag. Taylor is up, and catches a super kick attempt. He tries to turn it into an ankle lock, but Kai flips over and kicks him in the face with his free foot. Taylor stumbles back, and Kai rolls to his feet into a leaping clothesline. Kai hits the ropes and goes for a high leg drop, but Taylor rolls away. Taylor continues the roll to his corner and makes the tag. Jack steamrolls across the ring and levels Kai with a clothesline, and then comes off the opposite ropes with another clothesline as Kai gets up. Jack hits the ropes again, and stomps on Kai’s head. Jack drags Kai to his feet and sends him to the ropes, and hits a high backdrop. Jack turns as Kai lands and drives a fist drop into his forehead. Jack covers, but Kai kicks out at two. Jack pulls him up and drags him to the corner to make the tag.
Drink and Destroy send Kai to the ropes and hit tandem shoulder blocks. OBJ rolls out to the apron as Taylor pulls Kai up and slings him into the corner. He drives a series of shoulders into Kai’s midsection, and then takes him over with a suplex. He floats over and covers, but Aina is in to break it up. Taylor pulls Kai to his feet, spins him around, and drives a forearm into his back. He picks Kai up and hits a backbreaker across his knee. He moves in as Kai sits up, and Kai catches him with a forearm to the stomach. Kai follows up with a European uppercut and sends Taylor to the ropes. Kai dives in the opposite direction and makes the tag.
Aina is already in the air as he gets the tag. He springs off the top tope as Taylor rebounds and levels him with a dropkick. Aina comes off the ropes and hits a neck breaker as Taylor gets up. Aina sits Taylor up and kicks him hard in the back, and then pushes him to the mat, leaps high in the air, and drives a knee into his face. Aina covers, but Taylor rolls a shoulder at two. Aina pulls Taylor off the mat and sends him into the corner Taylor hits hard and bounces out, and Aina gets a running start and spears him into the turnbuckles. He reaches out and makes the tag to his brother.
The Hawai’ians pull Taylor out of the corner. Kai drives a knee into Taylor’s back as Ainia drives an elbow into his face. Both men spin round and Aina goes low with a leg sweep as Kai goes high with a clothesline, turning DDT inside out. Kai covers, and Aina turns, anticipating Jack’s charge. He braces himself, but underestimates OBJ, who hits him hard enough to drive him back several feet and topple them both into the pin fall, breaking it up. Jack is first to his feet and swings at Aina, who ducks and shoulders him in the stomach. Aina tries to lift him onto his shoulders, but Jack clubs him back to the mat. Jack drags Aina up and sends him into the corner. Aina runs up to the turnbuckles into a moonsault. He slams into Jack and lands in a cover, but unfortunately neither of them are legal.
Kai and Taylor are both up. Kai hits a wicked chop, and Taylor responds in kind. They go back and forth, and Taylor gains the advantage. Kai stumbles, and Taylor sends him to the ropes. Taylor ducks his head, and Kai kicks him in the face. Kai scoops him up, but Taylor slips out the back, grabs him as he lands, and hits a German suplex. He bridges, but Aina scrambles over and breaks it up at two. OBJ is there as well, and Barros sends both of them to their corners - threatening disqualification to do so.
Taylor pulls Kai to his feet and rocks him with forearms, and then hits an exploder suplex. He tries for the TNT, but Kai wriggles free. Taylor grabs Kai as he gets up, but Kai elbows him in the stomach. Kai gets in a few more shots, but Taylor puts a stop to that with a head butt and sends him into the corner. He follows him in with a shoulder block and makes the tag.
Drink and Destroy lift Kai onto the top turnbuckle and climb up for a tandem superplex. Aina runs across the ring and tries to turn it into a tower of doom, but Taylor drops to the mat and starts slugging it out with him. Danny gets the upper hand and whips Aina across the ring, Jack, meanwhile, throws Kai off the second turnbuckle with a belly-to-belly suplex. Jack covers, but Aina shoves past Taylor and breaks it up before three. Barros sends Aina back to his corner, and Taylor returns to his corner as well.
Jack stands Kai up and staggers him with forearms, He hits the ropes behind him and goes for the boomerang, but Kai drops to the mat to avoid it.. Jack rebounds off the opposite ropes, and Kai plants him with a spine buster. Kai crawls to his corner and makes the tag. Aina springs to the top rope and splashes OBJ. He hooks the leg, but Jack rolls a shoulder just in time. Aina pulls Jack to his feet and drags him to the corner. He tags his brother, and then sends Jack to the ropes. Aina lifts OBJ for a flapjack, Kai comes off the ropes - For Pelé!! Kai hooks both legs and rolls Jack up as Aina sprints across the ring. Taylor meets him in the corner with a kick to the gut - Dynamite Drop! Taylor dives toward the pin, but gets there too late, landing just after Barros counts three.
WINNERS, in 12:36, The Flyin’ Hawai’ians.
After the match: Kai helps his brother to his feet as Taylor does the same for Jack. The four men meet in center ring and lock eyes - and Jack and Taylor extend their hands. The Hawai’ians shake them, and Drink and Destroy head back through the crowd, leaving the victors to their celebration.
LD WILLIAMS vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchIt’s time for a title match here and it’s between two of the OOWF’s best. LD Williams is an OOWF forefather and a grand-slam champion. He is also the current OOWF Onslaught Champion and has been defending that title against anyone who dares step up and challenge him. Recently, that challenge has been placed by a former Onslaught Champion and that person is Alexander Darling. And here comes the challenger as his music begins to play. He steps out onto the stage with the blue spotlight and he makes his way down the aisle to a very good response from the crowd here. He cracks his neck a few times as he makes the walk and slides in under the bottom rope. Alex takes a seat on the turnbuckle facing the entrance as Petra’s “Jekyll & Hyde” kicks in. Williams makes his way out to a mixed response but it doesn’t seem to affect him as he slowly makes his way down and into the ring. LD keeps his eyes locked on Alex the entire time he hands the belt off to referee Junior Hale. Hale calls Darling to the center of the ring and explains the rules of the Onslaught division to both competitors but this isn’t their first song and dance so they just keep their eyes locked on one another. Hale calls for a handshake and Alex extends his hand for one. LD responds in kind and the two men shake hands, but before LD can pull away, Alex pulls him in close and seems to whisper something in his ear. LD almost laughs as he slams Alexander’s arm down and retreats to his corner to wait for the bell and we are underway.
Alex and LD meet in the center of the ring and LD quickly with the go behind and Williams grabs a side headlock. Alex fights that off and sends LD into the ropes and they meet with dual shoulder blocks that send neither man moving. They each shrug it off and lock-up once again and this time it’s Alex who gets LD in a side headlock but he sweeps the leg with it and tries to get leverage on the mat, but LDW is having none of that and twists and turns his way to gaining a hammerlock on Alex. Now it’s Darling’s turn to fight back to his feet as he grabs LD around the waist and spins back to a vertical base and takes LD down with a snap mare. And he follows it up with a hard kick to LD’s back. We follow with each men trying to exploit openings in the other, but neither man having a ton of success as these two have scouted each other well and know a lot about what the other wants to do. Both are getting frustrated at the lack of offense they are generating against their opponent. LD is currently working over the leg and back of Alex as he tries to set up his Canadian Crab, but as he goes to lock it in, Alex is having none of that and quickly grabs the bottom rope.
Alexander Darling has used rope break #1, he has 2 remaining.Alex slams the mat as he realizes he could have gotten out of that without using a rope break. LD lets Alex get back to his feet as AD charges in, Williams ducks under and quickly rolls Alex up with a schoolboy but Darling kicks out. LD doesn’t let up as he goes for a small package, but again Darling is able to kick out. Alex is getting frustrated as Williams seems a step ahead. Alexander is back to his feet once again and he’s got his eye out for another flash pin attempt by Williams so he misses the running kick to his gut and LD quickly with the snap suplex on Darling. LD holds on and floats over and locks in a guillotine. Alex is in trouble as Williams really looks to cinch in the guillotine. Alex is trying to find pockets of air to breath as he works his way around and he once again finally gets a foot over the bottom rope.
Alexander Darling has used rope break #2, he has 1 remaining.Alexander looks furious now as he charges in blind and gets taken down with a drop toe hold. LD stays on the attack as he tries to lock Alex’s leg and then goes for the arm. He’s going for a real STF but Alex has that well scouted and rolls over onto his back and brings LD down to the mat. Before LD can react, Alex drops an elbow and finally gets the advantage back. Darling picks Williams up by the air and lifts him up, but LD is fighting and plants a knee in Darling’s skull forcing him to drop Williams. LD goes for a SUPERKICK, but Alex ducks under and hits a back kick. LD is doubled over and AD quickly follows up and lifts Williams up…CRUCIFIX BOMB. Alex hasn’t busted that out in a while and he goes for a cover…
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No, Williams gets a shoulder up. Alex doesn’t let up as he lifts LD back to his feet and starts chopping away. LD gets backed up into the corner and Alex looks to charge in with a YAKUZA KICK, but Williams catches the leg coming in and spins out of the corner…HEAD AND LEGS LD PLEX and Darling lands on his head. Alex is in trouble once again as LD lifts him back to his feet. LD is going for the DESTROYER but Alex is fighting it. Williams throws a few knees to Alexander’s face, but he’s trying to block them. LD looks to go for his finisher once again, but Alex is able to go for the back body drop. Williams lands on his feet however and goes for a chop on Alex. Darling must have sensed that or he has eyes in the back of he head as he leaps over the diving Williams and lands behind LD. As soon as LD gets back to his feet he’s kicked hard in the stomach by Alex. AD follows up by lifting Williams in the air and then brings him crashing to the mat with a BRAINBUSTAAAA. Darling looks to go for the combo as he locks Williams feet, rolls him over…MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP. And now Alex goes for the trifecta as he climbs to the top rope. It takes him a minute as LD has taken a lot out of him. Alex leaps and goes for DARK DARLING RISING…NO!!! Williams hopped to his feet and nails Alex with a SUPERKICK that was perfectly timed. Alex flips head over and might be out. Williams quickly crawls over and makes the cover…
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2…Alex’s foot gets over the bottom rope.
3…The ref didn’t see it. LD Williams picks up the win.
WINNER in 11:06 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion, LD Williams!
TEXPRESS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match“Destroyer” plays and Moosehead Jack and Stank come out, and the crowd boos them out of the building. Moose and Stank laugh at the fans and make their way to the ring. The more they taunt the fans, the louder they get. Debris litters the ring. Stank stands there and laughs at it all, Moose grabs some debris and hucks it back into the crowd, drawing more boos. Before the situation can escalate out of control, “God Blessed Texas” plays and Chad Madison and Zane Myers – Texpress – the OOWF World Tag Team Champions make their way to the ring and the fans go insane. Chad and Zane step between the ropes and head to the corners and hold the titles high in the air. They hop off the ropes and move to the middle of the ring and hold the titles for Stank and Moose to see. We hear Stank say SIX TIMES MOTHERFUCKER. Moose just grins maniacally and holds up four fingers and points to the tag titles. Chad and Zane nod and back off, handing the titles to the referee. The ref holds them up and calls for the bell.
The echo of the bell is still in the air when Moose charges across the ring and SPEARS Chad out of the ring to the floor! Zane turns to go after Moose, but quickly turns back and catches Stank coming at him across the ring. Zane side steps and shoves Stank into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline to the chest. Stank shakes it off and rakes Zane’s eyes sending him staggering across the ring. On the outside Moose is choking Chad with a baby carriage. It is probably better not to wonder how he got a baby carriage, or where the baby is. Chad kicks Moose in the knee, sending him staggering away. Inside the ring, Stank calmly walks over to Zane and slams him in the face with a headbutt, sending him to his knees. Stank charges off the ropes and tries a knee to Zane’s face, but Zane recovers and takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold. Zane gets to his feet and drops an elbow across the back of Stank’s head, then gets to his feet, and see’s Moose brutalizing Chad on the outside. Zane leaves the ring and grabs Moose from behind, scoops him up and plants him on the floor.
Chad gets to his feet slowly and rolls Moose into the ring and follows him, Stank leaves the ring and goes after Zane again but Zane catches him with a boot to the face. Inside the ring, Chad hooks Moose in a rolling cradle and rolls him all over the ring, when he finally stops, he gets a two count. Moose springs to his feet, then his eyes glaze over and he falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring to the floor. Meanwhile, Zane rolls Stank into the ring and sends him to the ropes and Texpress catches him with a DOUBLE DROPKICK! Zane motions for the TEXAS DEATH SENTENCE and Chad heads to the top rope. Zane shows his impressive strength and lifts Stank onto his shoulders and Chad waits on the top rope and leaps. Before they can hit the move, Moose rolls back into the ring and clips Zane’s knee from behind! Zane’s leg buckles under Stank’s weight and he falls to the mat awkwardly, Chad hits the mat hard, and sits there grabbing his lower back. That’s when he notices that Moose is staring at him with a maniacal look on his face. Moose cocks his head and appears to be listening to someone, then he gives a wild-eyed look and pulls a bottle from behind his back that he had been hiding. Chad looks around and Moose lifts the bottle up and…..SMASHES IT ON HIS OWN HEAD? Moose laughs maniacally as the blood gushes from his forehead, then he takes the neck of the bottle and dives onto Chad and tries to carve Chad’s forehead! The referee immediately calls for the bell and motions for help from the back.
WINNERS in 8:11 by disqualification – Texpress
Zane gets to his feet, but Stank drives his knee into Zane’s knee sending him back to the mat. Stank grabs a chair and repeatedly brings it down on Zane’s knee while Moose has a piece of glass jammed into Chad’s forehead, drawing disturbing amounts of blood, all the while screaming “THIS IS FOR FIRE!” Finally, “security” get to the ring and pull both of them off of the champs. As they drag them up the ramp, Chad and Zane get to their feet, Chad pulls a piece of glass from his forehead and tosses it to the mat while blood pours down his face. He helps Zane, who seems to be having trouble keeping his weight on his injured knee
CHRIS EVANS vs. THE DEAD – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchLet’s get to our second singles title match of the evening as Chris Evans defends against former champion The Dead. These two have been on opposite sides for a while now, but in a strange turn of events recently, they both backed up Davin Moreland in a war of words with Alexander Darling. We’ll see how that plays into the match tonight. “Doomsday Clock” by the Smashing Pumpkins starts to play and The Dead steps out from the back and the crowd here does not like The Dead. He ignores the boos of the crowd and makes his way down the aisle and steps into the ring and awaits the champion. Iron Maiden’s “The Trooper” kicks in and the reigning and defending OOWF Intercontinental Champion Chris Evans steps out accompanied by the one and only Olympic Gold Medalist, Shawn Johnson. A good ovation for the duo as they make their way down the aisle. A small Asian girl tries to slap Chris’ shoulder but Shawn gives her a dirty look before Chris notices and he glares at Shawn for a second before she relents and gives a high five of her own to the little girl. With that out of the way, Evans gets into the ring and hands off the title to our ref for the night. Just before he calls for the bell, Tech Nine’s “Like Yeah” begins to play and Davin Moreland heads down to ringside and joins the ringside announcers. It looks like Davin wants to take advantage of his night off and commentate for the night. Assume he says lots of insightful things, puts over both guys, has some good one-liners, insults the necessary people, and just does a bang-up job since he probably won’t be mentioned again in this match.
The bell rings and we get right to action as Chris Evans looks like a man who not only wants to defend his title, but solidify his spot at the top of the Intercontinental division. He is all over The Dead as he uses his indyriffic moveset to keep Dead off kilter. Dead looks to change the momentum and he catches Evans with his down on an Irish whip and he nails Chris with a jumping knee to the face. Dead takes advantage now and looks to wear down the quick and versatile Evans. TD focuses on using a variety of strikes and lucha-style takedowns to press his edge. It looks like The Dead is in complete control and he decides to take a risk by climbing the ropes, but it seems like Evans played a bit of possum and he quickly scales the ropes with Dead and quickly takes him off the top rope with an OLYMPIC SLAM. Wonder where he learned that? He looks to keep the momentum as he sets Dead up and goes to try and lock in the LION’S DEN, but Dead has that move scouted and quickly gets to the ropes.
And then we get another extended back-and-forth sequence between two of the best in the OOWF. Evans with his unique offense, Dead with his more basic moves, but he’s so skilled in them that Evans has a hard time finding counters. This is a well contested match and it seems like neither is willing to give an inch. Evans whips Dead into the corner and looks to follow it with a clothesline, but Dead climbs the ropes to get out of the way and in the same motion he grabs Chris around the head…TORNADO DDT out of the corner and it plants Evans on top of his head. The Dead makes the cover and we could have a new champion…
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No, Evans gets a shoulder up. Yet another 2 count in this hotly contested match. Dead seems very frustrated that he can’t put away the New Lionheart. Dead lifts Evans up by his hair and goes for a power slam, but Evans fights his way out of it and lands behind The Dead. Before Dead can react, Evans lifts him onto his shoulders into a backbreaker and he drops right down into the ATLAS QUAKE. Dead could be done, but he’s smart enough to roll to the floor and avoid any chance at a cover by Evans. That doesn’t look like it’s going to stop Evans as he gets ready to fly and he hits the far ropes and is about to head over the top, but Dead slides back in the ring as Evans springboards over the top and lands on the apron. Dead gets back to his feet and the two start trading blows with Evans on the outside and Dead on the inside. It looks like The Dead gets the advantage and looks to bring Evans in the hard way. Dead lifts Chris high over his head for a vertical suplex, but Evans again fights out of it and Dead has no choice but to let go and as he does, the flailing leg of Evans hits the ref in the head but he doesn’t realize it. The ref stumbles to the corner to try and get his bearings as Chris Evans hits a dropkick that sends Dead crashing to the floor once again. Evans finally realizes the ref is out and goes to check on him as Dead tries to recover on the floor.
Dead notices what’s going on inside the ring and senses the opportunity so he grabs a chair and slides into the ring behind Evans. Shawn Johnson is on the outside trying to get the attention of Chris. She finally does so and Evans turns to see Dead with a chair. Evans is trying to find an opening to get the chair, while Shawn is trying to help the ref recover. Before Chris realizes what’s going on, Dead slams the chair into the mat and then tosses it to Evans who catches it before The Dead hits the mat. The ref finally gets back to his feet and sees Dead on the ground “unconscious” with Evans holding the chair and he has no choice but to call for the bell.
WINNER via DQ in 16:17…The Dead…but still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Chris Evans.
Evans looks furious at the result and he’s trying to explain what happened, but the ref’s decision is final and The Dead now has a victory over the IC Champ.
FIREWOMAN vs. ERIC O’MAC vs. RAVENNA BLUE vs. TYLER VANGARDE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Fatal Four Way Tyler Vanguarde makes his way to the ring first, to a chorus of boos, he makes an obscene gesture to the crowd before standing on the apron. Ravenna Blue is out next to a loud cheers, she slides into the ring eyeing Tyler warily. Eric O Mac is out next to more boos, Eric seems oblivious as he chats on his phone, taking his place on the Apron. Firewoman comes out last to a loud mixed reaction, that is heavy on the side of cheers. She slides into the ring and hands the belt to the ref, and it looks like the ladies will be starting it off tonight.
Firewoman and Ravenna lock up, and Fire whips Blue to the ropes. Leapfrog by Fire followed by a dropkick that sends Ravenna out of the ring. Rav is quickly up and back in. Fire is able to grab Ravenna in a hammerlock that she reverses into an arm drag, and then follows up with a dropkick of her own. Ravenna lands a flipping leg drop and covers for two. Fire is back up and both Women are a little more cautious in their approach to each other now. Lockup again and Rav sends fire to the ropes. Blue drops her head to early, and Firewoman locks in a double underhook powberbomb, getting a two count. Before Ravenna can recover, Fire locks in a cross armbreaker. Ravenna is able to slide out of it, and gets Fires back locking in a camel clutch. Fire fights to her feet breaking the hold. The two ladies exchange a series of chops and kicks before separating to opposite sides of the ring. Ravenna sees Eric still talking on his phone, and slaps it out of his hand. The Ref considers this a tag, and a visibly
irritated Eric O Mac enters the ring glaring at Ravenna.
Eric heads across the ring and puts a boot to Fire's midsection, before turning and nailing Tyler with an elbow. Eric goes to lift Firewoman up for a suplex, but she blocks and reverses it into one of her own. She locks in a side headlock, and Eric sends her off the ropes. Fire comes back with a shoulderblock taking him down. Fire whips him into the corner and lays in with some chops. Eric comes back with chops of his own. The two exchange chops until Fire levels Eric with a superkick. She lands a lionsault, and covers but Eric kicks out at two. Fire tags in Tyler, and Eric sees this and makes a mad dash across the ring to tag in Ravenna. Tyler doesn't seem to care who he is facing, and Ravenna looks down at Eric with a bit of disgust.
Ravenna and Tyler exchange blows with Tyler getting the better of it. Tyler whips Ravenna off the ropes and lifts her up for a military press. Ravenna slips out and down Tylers back, using her momentum to roll him up, but only gets a one count. An angry Tyler lifts her up nailing a powerslam. He whips her to the ropes, and Ravenna attempt to leapfrog Tyler only to get caught and nailed with a powerbomb. Tyler covers for two. He pulls Ravenna to her feet, and she responds with several forearm shivers to his face and chest. Tyler charges back at Ravenna, and she is able to leap into a hurricanrana that sends Tyler out of the ring. As he gets to his feet, Blue slides in with a low dropkick putting him back down. Back in the ring, and Ravenna nails Tyler with a running knee taking him down. Before she can capitalize, Eric O Mac blind tags himself back in.
Eric rushes at the downed Tyler and starts putting the boots to him. Eric nails Tyler with a back suplex. Tyler bounces up and unleashes a roar of anger. Eric sees this and dashes over tagging Firewoman back into the match.
Fire enters the ring throwing a dirty look at Eric as she passes. Fire nails Tyler with a dropkick, but Tyler just shrugs it off. Fire comes towards him with a running clothesline, but Tyler cuts it off with a back elbow sending the champ down. Tyler whips Fire to the ropes, and she attempts to counter with a cross body block. Tyler catches her and plants her with a massive powerslam. Tyler covers but only gets a one. Tyler picks her up and attempts a German suplex, but this time Fire is able to flip out and nails a standing Enziguri to the back of Tylers head. Tyler stumbles over into the corner of Ravenna, and tags her in hard. Ravenna seems surprised at this, but enters the ring eyes on Fire.
The two ladies once again exchange blows, with Ravenna gaining the upper hand. Ranvenna plants Fire with a scoop slam, and then heads to the top turnbuckle. The world champ is quickly to her feet and cuts Ravenna off. The two women jockey for position on the top rope, before Fire is able to snap off a Hurricanrana sending Ravenna crashing to the mat. Eric reaches in and slaps Fire blind tagging himself in. He slides over covering Ravenna, but she kicks out at one. Eric seems irritated at that. Eric whips Ravenna to the ropes, and she comes back with a spinning heel kick. Eric is stunned, and Ravenna lands several more shots that send Eric tumbling out of the ring. Eric slides back in, and eats a facebuster from Ravenna. Ravenna covers for two. Ravenna turns and tags in Tyler. Eric sees this and once again rushes over to tag in Firewoman.
Tyler charges at Fire who ducks and grabs him from behind, rolling him up for two. Tyler responds by slamming Fires head into the turnbuckle and follows up with kicks. Tyler nails a massive powerbomb that rocks Fire. Tyler bounces off the ropes, but has his back slapped by Ravenna tagging herself in. Tyler looks angry at this but still leaves the ring. Ravenna comes in and nails a textbook butterfly suplex on the champ. Fire rolls out of the ring trying to catch her breath, and Eric lands a cheap shot before sliding her back in. Ravenna and Fire exchange blows, and Fire is able to land a DDT giving herself a moment to recover. Fire tags in Tyler, who comes in and picks up Ravenna placing her on the top rope. He follows up and lands a massive fallaway slam and covers, but Eric is in to break it up at two.
An angy Tyler clotheslines Eric over the top rope. Fire reaches and blind tags herself back in. Meanwhile Ravenna has recovered but did not see the tag. Ravenna dropkicks Tyler out of the ring and into Eric. With both men struggling to get to their feet, she launches over the top rope with a springboard plancha taking both men out. This takes alot out of Ravenna as well, and as she slides back into the ring a fresh Firewoman is waiting for her. Fire wraps her up in a la magistral cradle. Ravenna is taken completly off guard. The ref makes the count One..Two..Three.. Ravenna kicks out, but it is a moment too late.
WINNER in 32:47 Firewoman
Eric just shrugs his shoulder and leaves the ringside area. Tyler seems furious, and follows after him. Meanwhile Tytan jumps the barricade and slides into the ring, charging Firewoman and sending her over the top rope with a shoulderblock. Tytan follows the champ out and picks her up dropping her gut first across the barricade. Her ribs take the full force of it and the breath is knocked out of her. Tytan whips her into the ringsteps and the champ collapses in a heap. Tytan gets a disturbed look in his eyes and pulls his shovel out from under the ring, then
heads towards the champ with evil intentions. Suddenly Ravenna Blue comes flying through the ropes with a suicide
dive knocking Tytan into the barricade. Ravenna is quickly on her feet, and grabs a chair from the crowd placing herself between Tytan and the downed Firewoman. She looks Tytan in the eyes and we can see her mouth the words "Never again".
A disturbed smile comes over Tytans face as he says that it isn't over. Before anymore violence can break out, road agents, security and trainers hit the ring area. Security escorts Tytan to the back as the others check on the downed champ. Ravenna never takes her eyes off of Tytan until he is out of the ring area. Once he is gone, she finally lowers the chair, and saddness seems to come over her face. Firewoman has regained her senses at this point and mearly looks at Ravenna with a mixture of confusion and gratitude.
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