OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Greasy Corner, Arkansas
BRYCE LARSON vs. RAVENNA BLUEBryce Larson approaches the ring first. The crowd is not happy to see him, but he doesn’t seem to care. He climbs into the ring and warms up on the ropes as he awaits his opponent. Ravenna Blue steps through the curtain and the crowd goes wild as she makes her way to the ring. Ravenna stands face-to-face with Larson and they have words. Referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions and calls for the bell, and we’re underway.
Bryce continues to talk. Ravenna shakes her head, and Bryce shoves her. She shoves back, and Bryce swings, but she catches it and twists his arm into a hammerlock. She switches to a waist lock, but Bryce reverses and throws her with a German suplex. She flips in the air and lands on her feet. Bryce turns, and she pops him with a super kick. Ravenna drops an elbow, but Bryce rolls out of the way. Bryce grabs a headlock as Ravenna gets up. She tries to throw him off, but he hangs on and flips her to the mat. Ravenna with a head scissors, forcing Bryce to let go. Ravenna is up and ducks a clothesline. Bryce bounces off the ropes and Ravenna buries a knee in his gut. She stands him up with a European uppercut and chops him back to the ropes. Irish whip is reversed. Bryce ducks his head and Ravenna kicks him in the face,. She sends him to the ropes and levels him with a dropkick. Ravenna sits Bryce up and kicks him in the back, and then hits the ropes in front of him and nails a dropkick to the face. She covers, but only gets two.
Ravenna gets up and pulls Bryce to his feet. He responds to her chop with one of his own, and gets the advantage of the prolonged exchange. He backs Ravenna to the ropes, and then hauls her onto his shoulders and hits a Samoan drop. Corkscrew leg drop from the second rope, and Bryce makes a cover, but Ravenna kicks out at two. Bryce pulls Ravenna to her feet and spins her around. Rolling German, followed by a second. Ravenna throws her weight forward to stop a third suplex, and rolls Bryce up for another two count. Both wrestlers are up, and Bryce moves slightly faster, grabbing her arm and winding it into an arm bar. He drives his elbow repeatedly into her damaged shoulder, and then winds the arm again and flips her to the mat. He drops a leg across the arm, and tries to transition into a Fujiwara arm bar, but Ravenna locks her hands to block. Bryce lifts the leg across her throat and slams it down several times, but Ravenna hangs on. Bryce releases Ravenna’s arm and rolls her onto her stomach. He plants a knee in her back and wraps an arm around her neck , pulling her head back. Junior checks, but Ravenna refuses to submit. He checks again, and then starts to count as he sees Bryce’s grip slip into a choke. Bryce lets go and argues with Junior, and then turns around as Ravenna gets to her knees. He pulls her up for a DDT, but she punches him in the stomach and reverses into a northern lights suplex. She bridges, and gets another two.
Bryce kicks out and rolls to his feet, not looking happy. He waits for Ravenna to start to get up and nails a shining wizard, followed almost immediately by a second. He backs up for momentum and starts a third, but Ravenna drops out of the way and Bryce slams into the mat. He rolls as he lands, and gets right back to his feet. He kicks Ravenna in the face as she sits up, and then springs off the second rope into a splash. He hooks the leg, but Ravenna kicks out at two. Bryce drags Ravenna to her feet and rocks her with a series of forearms. He launches into the Dragon’s Fire, but Ravenna manages to block one of the chops and slams him in the face with a head butt. Bryce staggers back, and Ravenna follows up with a kick to the gut and a snap suplex. She drags Bryce too his feet and sends him into the corner, following him in with a Stinger splash. She uses her momentum to float over the ropes to the apron, and hops to the top rope. She hooks him for the Diamond Dust, but Bryce manages to turn and break free with an elbow to the face. He climbs the turnbuckles and drags Ravenna up until they’re both standing on the top rope. He goes for a superplex, but Ravenna turns in the air and lands on top of Bryce in a cross body. She hooks his leg and rolls him up, but Bryce rolls through, ending up on top of the pin with a handful of tights. Junior is focused on the shoulders, and doesn’t see it as he counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER, in 11:27, Bryce Larson.
J-P SPARXX vs. SEAN MOORE vs. TYLER VANGARDE vs. CONCRETE TG – Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship Title MatchJ.P. Sparxx makes his way to the ring first to a chorus of boos. He chooses to not enter the ring, but rather stands on the apron jawing with the crowd. Sean Moore comes out next to cheers. He slides into the ring eyeing Sparxx warily. Concrete TG is out next to a massive pop. Before Crete can even reach the ring, he is pearl harbored from behind by Vanguarde. Tyler gets in several massive shots, but Crete is able to keep his bearings landing a back elbow. Before Tyler can recover Crete tosses him into the ring following closely behind. Tyler is quickly to his feet and throws a punch that hits Sean Moore square on the jaw. Moore is stunned, but only momentarily. He throws up a big boot, that Tyler ducks causing it to nail the charging Crete sending him down. Sparxx has decided he wants in, and springboards into a helio plancha onto both Moore and Crete.
At this point the ref has thrown his hands into the air giving up at any semblance of order. Meanwhile Tyler has regained his feet and nails the celebrating Sparxx with a superkick. Moore is up as well and grabs Vanguarde from behind with a release German suplex. Both Crete and Sparxx are up, and they begin trading blows as well. Moore charges in and takes Crete down with a shoulderblock. Sparxx takes advantage of this bye poking Moore in the eye and whipping him into the corner following in with a flipping Dropkick. Tyler has regained his feet, but Crete comes in with a hard clothesline sending Tyler over the top rope and to the floor. Crete Turns around and charges towards Sparxx. Sparxx sees this coming and leapfrogs over Crete causing him to spear Moore who is in the corner.
Sparxx sees Tyler getting to his feet outside the ring and runs at him leaping into a suicide dive. Vanguarde sees it coming and spits the red mist blinding Sparxx. Unfortunately for Tyler this does nothing to slow Sparxx's momentum and he crashes into Vanguarde taking them both down. Meanwhile inside the ring Crete has mounted Moore in the corner and is landing blows to his head. Moore recovers and lifts Crete up taking him halfway across the ring with a running power bomb. Tyler continues to struggle to his feet outside the ring, but he is hampered by the wildly flailing and still blinded Sparxx. Seeing only two competitors inside the ring, the ref finally calls for the bell. With Crete down and the others occupied, Moore takes advantage heads to the top and nails a picture perfect ~Hills of Tara~. He makes the cover and the ref counts the three.
WINNER in 00:45 Sean Naohm Moore.
After the bell Moore celebrates as Tyler finally gets free of Sparxx. Jewel rushes to J.P.'s side and Tyler angrily storms off.
THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. DRINK & DESTROY vs. DH MAGNUSSON & ALEXIS DARLINGDrink and Destroy is announced first, and Danny Taylor and Outback Jack come to the ring through the crowd while DVD walks to the ring with the DDT title over his shoulder, jumping at every loud sound. DH Magnusson and Alexis Darling are announced next and they make their way to the ring. They step into the ring and share a knuckle bump with D&D. The Flyin’ Hawaiians are finally announced and Kai and Aina come to the ring escorted by Noelani. They step into the ring and immediately head to the corner. Noelani makes it clear that the other two teams will be starting things off, her boys will wait on the apron. Lexie and Jack shrug and get ready to go. The bell rings and we are ready to start!
Lexie and Jack lock up and Jack catches her with a knee to the gut, then sends her to the ropes and catches Lexie on the rebound with a power slam. Jack covers, but Lexie kicks out before the referee can even get to the mat. Jack pulls her up and tries a whip to the ropes, but Lexie reverses it and nearly takes Jack’s head off with a spinning leg lariat. Lexie pushes Jack into the corner and tags in Magnusson. DH comes in and hammers Jack with elbows to the side of the head, then snap mares him out of the corner and bounds off the ropes for a kick to the face, but as he hits the ropes, Kai reaches out and tags himself in. DH turns around to protest and Aina slams him between the eyes with a head but. Kai comes into the ring and waits for Jack to get to his feet, then POPS him with a superkick, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a Samoan drop, then gets to his feet, measures him and drops a head butt right between the eyes. Kai covers, but Lexie comes in and breaks it up at two. Aina comes back into the ring, which brings in Magnusson and Taylor and this match ERUPTS!
All six wrestlers battle it out in the middle of the ring, the referee tries to restore order but repeatedly gets shoved away. He finally waves off the match, and goes back into the fray to break things up. The Flyin’ Hawaiians grab him and SLAM him in the face with a double head butt sending him between the ropes to the floor. The battle continues and the fans eat it up! Eventually Drink and Destroy and Lexie and Magnusson work together to get the Flyin Hawaiians out of the ring. They are about to go back into the mix when Noelani grabs them and pulls them back deciding that fighting another day may be the better decision.
WINNERS – No Contest in 8:00
DAVIN MORELAND vs. ERIC O’MAC vs. STANKAt first blush, this one looks like it was created by the Random Booking Generator, but when you dig deeper, there's a lot here. Stank and Davin absolutely hate each other. It's personal. It's violent. And quite possibly there are no two people in the company that want to kill each other more. Toss in the x-factor, Eric O'Mac, who everyone hates – and this has the potential to be an explosive situation. Fall River's Own Referee Angelo Barros certainly has his hands full; and the crowd doesn't know what to expect as we get this one started. The sound of a singer melodically vocalizing comes over the sound system, until we hear:
”Don't call it a comeback!”Eric O'Mac strides onto the stage, and gets full pyro...and full booing. Eric is unfazed and climbs into the ring without acknowledging anyone. He chooses to leave his mirrored sunglasses on as “Like Yeah” fires up. Davin Moreland (w/Samantha, for the first time in a very long time) appears and gets a huge ovation. They pander their way down the ramp before Davin does his familiar Double Jump of Impressive Athleticism into the ring. Eric tries to talk to him about something; but Davin just kind of looks at him. The crowd starts booing like crazy, as Stank appears at the top of the ramp. Davin goes right to the ropes to watch him, and start trash talking. Stank gives it right back, and it's already heated. Eric takes this opportunity to slide out of the ring and join the announce team, already in progress.
Russ: Eric...uh...you're in this match.
EOM: I know, Michael Cole. You do a great job on Smackdown.
Russ: But I'm -
Razz: Let it go, Russ. Eric, nice to have you here.
EOM: Thanks Tugboat!
Razz: Geez..
Russ: Let's get to the action!Davin and Stank are still woofing at each other, and Stank makes the mistake of yelling at someone in the crowd. He turns his head, and Davin hits a Slingshot Missile Dropkick, which catches Stank in the chest. Stank stumbles backward into the barrier, and Davin tries for a Spear Spear Spear, but Stank is able to sidestep him, and Davin goes in headfirst.
Russ: Nobody Home!
EOM: Nope. Everyone's out campaigning.
Razz: You truly are an idiot.
EOM: Thanks Gillberg. Remind me to leave you tickets for my next show.Stank lands a giant Belly to Belly Suplex on Davin, who lands back-first on the concrete. Stank follows up and locks Davin in...Powerbomb...Powerbomb...STANKBOMB! Stank screams out in response, and the crowd boos the ever living shit out of him. Stank pulls Davin up, and KILLS him with a Brainbuster on the cement.
Russ: BAH GAWD! DAVIN MORELAND MIGHT BE DEAD!
Razz: Stank's just brutal, and flat-out taking it to Davin.
EOM: That Ahmed Johnson has a lot of talent, doesn't he?
Razz: Ahmed...really?
EOM: That guy Stank should really study this guy.
Razz: Dear God...Davin is bloodied beyond all recognition, and Stank picks him up, hitting a Release German Suplex on the cement. Stank seems unconcerned about winning the match, just inflicting pain. Several stomps later, he WHIPS Davin into the STEEL STEPS, splaying them everywhere. Stank's going high risk, heading to the apron. He takes off for a Warrior's Way on Davin's face, but he's able to move, and Stank's legs buckle with the impact on the STEEL STEPS. Davin sweeps Stank's legs with his arm, and starts to smash Stank's face into the STEEL STEPS. Not just once or twice, but several dozen times, with no reason to let up.
EOM: That Matt Morgan might actually be someone some day if he can get over the stuttering thing.
Razz: How are you this clueless?
EOM: I'm a McMahon. I'll catch up in 5 to 10 years.
Russ: Smartest thing you've said all night.Davin, still smashing Stank's face into the STEEL STEPS before eventually tiring of it. Stank's face is now a bloody mess as well.
Russ: The HATRED between these two!
Razz: Yeah, no love lost here.
EOM: Know what I love? Lobster.Davin pulls Stank up, locks him in, and hits a Canadian Destroyer on the STEEL STEPS!
Razz: That's a good way to break a neck!
EOM: I knew a guy who broke his neck once...what was his name...Tazz or Razz or Pizazz or Jazz or something.
Razz: You've got to be kidding me.
EOM: Nope. It was something like that, Balls Mahoney.Davin smashes Stank's head into the Steel Ringpost once before bundling Stank into the ring. Barros calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Davin goes for an immediate cover...1....2...thr...NO! Big man kicked out! Davin is irritated, but doesn't hesitate. He pulls Stank up and tries for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, but Stank shoves Davin off into the ropes. Stank charges and Clotheslines Davin to the outside! Again Stank yells out, drawing more boos.
EOM: Gotta go guys, it's been fun working with you again!Eric, still in his sunglasses, nonchalantly slides into the ring, and creeps up behind the unsuspecting Stank. SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP! 1....2....3! He got him!
WINNER by PINFALL in 1:26...Eric O'Mac!
Before Stank can figure out what happened, Eric gets the hell out of Dodge, pointing to his head on the way up the ramp. Medical personnel flood the ring area for Stank and Davin.
CHRIS EVANS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Title Match vs. Career MatchChris Evans is announced and makes his way to the ring first. He flips over the top rope and poses on the middle turnbuckle for the crowd, and they eat it up. He hands off his Intercontinental title and waits in the corner for his opponent. “Scarecrow” plays and Moosehead Jack walks to the ring, ignoring the boos. Moose, surprisingly, does not have Happy DethBat with him tonight. He gets to the ring and steps between the ropes and leans in the corner. Evans smirks and tells the referee to check him for weapons. The referee approaches Moose, somewhat reluctantly, and Moose doesn’t say a word, but nods. The referee checks him, thoroughly, and finds nothing. Evans looks a little surprised at this turn of events. Evans smirks again and moves to the middle of the ring, and grabs a mic.
Moose, you want this to be onslaught rules? Well, under onslaught rules, there is a handshake before each match. Are you man enough to keep your word and come out here and shake my hand?Moose doesn’t say a word, but walks to the middle of the ring, shakes Evans hand, then heads back to the corner to wait for the bell. Evans looks at Moose hard for a moment, then backs into his corner and waits. The referee checks with both men, then calls for the bell, this one is underway!
The bell rings and Moose moves to the middle of the ring and he and Evans lock up. Moose pushes Evans back to the corner and the referee calls for a clean break, and Moose breaks and moves back to the middle of the ring without even so much as the threat of a punch. Evans looks suspicious and moves to the middle of the ring again, they lock up again and Moose snaps Evans to the mat with an arm drag. Evans springs to his feet and Moose grabs him and sends him to the ropes and takes him down again with an arm drag, then locks in an arm bar keeping his knee on the side of Evans head. Evans looks surprised, but quickly fights to his feet and backs Moose against the ropes, the referee again calls for a clean break and again gets it.
Once again they move to the middle of the ring and lock up, this time Evans grabs a side head lock and takes Moose to the mat. Moose grabs a handful of hair, but immediately releases it and rolls Evans over onto his back for a quick two count. Moose works to one knee and Evans cinches in the side head lock a little more. Moose shoves Evans to the ropes and tries a clothesline on the rebound, but Evans ducks it and slides between Moose’s legs, pops up behind him and NAILS Moose with an enzuguri that sends him to the mat. Evans covers Moose, but Moose rolls his shoulder at two. As Moose gets to his feet, Evans bounds off the ropes and catches him on the knee with a low drop kick. Moose barely hits the mat when Evans grabs his leg and quickly locks him in a figure four leg lock! Moose fights it, snarling in pain, he can’t quite turn it, so he is forced to grab the bottom rope to force a break.
Moose has used his first rope breakMoose gets to his feet and Evans sends him to the corner and as Moose staggers out, Evans DRIVES him to the mat with a bulldog, rolls him over and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Evans pulls Moose up and lands a couple of stiff knees to the face, then hooks him for a suplex, but Moose slips out of it and lands behind Evans, grabs him around the waist and hits a release German suplex. Evans gets to his feet and Moose charges and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Moose follows him to the outside, and no doubt this is where the true Moose will come through. Moose grabs Evans by the head and pulls him up and…..rolls him back into the ring? Moose follows him in and sends Evans to the ropes and catches him with a side slam, and covers for a one count. Moose gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across Evans chest, then covers him and gets another one count.
Moose pulls Evans up and sends him to the corner and charges in, but Evans gets a boot up catching Moose right on the jaw. Evans climbs to the middle rope and grabs Moose as he staggers in and tries a tornado DDT, but Moose shoves him off and Evans slams into the mat. Moose charges in, pulls Evans up, wrings his arm and pulls him in for a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Moose does the Tribute to Jake Roberts and PLANTS Evans with a DDT! Moose covers, but Evans kicks out at two. Moose pulls Evans to his feet and sends him to the ropes but lowers his head a moment too soon and Evans drops an elbow right on the back of his head, then sends him to the ropes and catches him with a drop kick right to the jaw. Moose hits the mat, and Evans slips onto the apron and springs to the top rope and hits a SPRINGBOARD 450! Evans hooks the leg hard, but Moose manages to get his foot on the bottom rope to force the break
Moosehead Jack uses his second rope breakEvans doesn’t give Moose a second reprieve though, he grabs his legs and pulls him to the middle of the ring, and traps him in the SHARPSHOOTER! Moose howls in pain, then starts the long, slow, agonizing crawl to the ropes. Moose finally makes it after several minutes of being trapped in the hold and grabs the bottom rope
Moose has used his third and final rope breakEvans releases the hold, then drags Moose to the middle of the ring and traps him in the hold again. Moose is in trouble now, he can reach the ropes all he wants and it won’t make a bit of difference. Moose grabs Evans leg and we can see him working to throw Evans off balance. After several minutes, Moose REVERSES THE SHARPSHOOTER! Evans falls to the mat and Moose has him trapped in the move! Evans easily reaches the ropes and forces the break though
Chris Evans has used his first rope breakMoose pulls Evans up and knees him in the gut and traps him in an abdominal stretch in the middle of the ring, pulling Evans arm back hard and driving his elbow into Evans’ ribs. Evans howls in pain but refuses to give up. After several minutes of torture he is able to reverse it into a hip toss sending Moose to the mat, but he can’t follow up on it fast enough and Moose gets back to his feet and sends Evans to the ropes, feigns another knee to the gut and catches Evans with a BRUTAL clothesline that nearly takes his head off. Moose pulls Evans to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, then brings him STRAIGHT DOWN! BRAINBUSTER! Moose floats over and covers, but Evans somehow rolls his shoulder at two. Moose shows a little frustration and grabs the back of Evans head and looks like he is going to hammer him with some punches, but he pulls his punch and just stares at Evans for a second, wild eyed, then grabs him and traps him in an ANACONDA VICE! Evans struggles, but Moose squeezes tighter and tighter, finally Evans manages to scoot around and get his foot on the bottom rope JUST before he loses consciousness!
Chris Evans has used his second rope breakMoose drags a barely conscious Evans to the middle of the ring and climbs the ropes, what the hell is he doing? Moose steadies himself and leaps…..BEST MOOSESAULT EVER! Ok, so maybe not the prettiest move ever, but Moose hit it. He covers Evans, but Evans manages to kick out at two. Moose, perhaps feeling a little bold, climbs to the top rope again, but Evans gets to his feet and leaps to the ropes, shaking them and crotching Moose in the process. Evans gets to his feet and runs to the corner, scales the ropes and NAILS Moose with a kick to the side of the head that sends Moose off the top rope, crashing to the apron, then to the floor. Evans staggers to the middle of the ring and drops to one knee while the referee starts the twenty count. He gets to fifteen and Moose is on his feet, and a little dazed. Evans runs to the ropes and leaps over the top and crashes onto Moose, sending the back of his head into the guard rail. Evans pulls Moose up and rolls him into the ring and follows, covers Moose, but Moose kicks out at two.
Evans pulls Moose to his feet and goes into Beast mode. He sends Moose to the ropes and KILLS him with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HADES, pulls him up and hits a CHIMERA PLEX, then lets Moose struggle to his feet before finishing him with the EYE OF THE STORM! Evans falls on Moose and hooks his leg, one, two, thre…..NO! Moose SOMEHOW kicks out! Evans looks STUNNED! Evans pulls Moose to his feet and calls for another CLOTHESLINE FROM HADES! He sends Moose to the ropes, but Moose ducks the clothesline, grabs Evans and catches him in a BRIDGING BACKSLIDE, one, two, THREE! Moose gets the win!
WINNER in 25:05 – Moosehead Jack
Moose slinks to the corner, Evans sits on his knees in the middle of the ring looking shocked. Moose yells for a mic and pulls himself to his feet and walks to the middle of the ring and speaks, breathing heavily
Evans……..you say you are a man of honor…….if so……..shake my handMoose extends his hand and Evans gets to his feet staring at him in disbelief. The fans are not sure what to make of it, and appear ready to boo, expecting a sneak attack from Moose. Evans expects the same thing, extending one hand, while the other is balled up in a fist ready to strike. Moose reaches out, shakes Evans hand, then falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring and heads to the back leaving Evans and the fans confused.
LD WILLIAMS vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchIt’s title time here in Greasy Corner, Arkansas and the Onslaught Title will be decided between two men who have developed quite a little rivalry as of late. It all started when Alexander Darling decided that his next goal was not only to cement a legacy in the OOWF but part of that legacy was defeating LD Williams for the Onslaught Title. The challenger is on his way out first to Godsmack’s “I Stand Alone.” The crowd pops huge for Alexander in a response that he is becoming more and more accustomed to. He acknowledges the fans as he makes his way down and into the ring and he tests out the ropes as “Jekyll & Hyde” by Petra hits and LD Williams steps out onto the ramp. A much more down the middle response for the champ as there are always going to be vocal supporters of LD, but just as many detractors who wish he’d embrace the fans. LD gets into the ring and referee, Mel Creech, calls them to the center of the ring and does the obligatory Onslaught Title rule breakdown.
The bell rings and we are underway as the two men lock up in the center of the ring. They fight over control and it’s Darling in control as he pushes Williams back into the corner. Creech calls for a clean break and he gets one here in the early going from Alex who looks to be taking a much more methodical approach in the match this time after letting frustrations get the better of him last time. Back to the center of the ring and they lock up once again, but this time it’s Williams who pushes Alexander back to the corner. Creech calls for another clean break and it looks like he’s going to get one, and he does get one but not until after LD faints a punch to Alex. LD is looking to play headgames with AD but it doesn’t seem like Alex wants to play as he grabs Williams and pushes him into the corner and fires away with some European uppercuts. LD is staggered and Alex takes Williams out of the corner with a snap mare and Darling fires a hard kick to the small of the back. AD stays on the attack, but he’s making sure not to get too out of sorts as he needs to stay in control this time. Darling hits the ropes and drops a knee right across Williams’ throat. Alexander Stays on the mat and he grabs hold of LD’s arm and neck…it’s the DARLING VICE.
Williams is fighting it and he pushes back against Alex and Darling’s shoulders are on the mat, but Alex is able to roll a shoulder at two and AD isn’t letting go of the hold. Williams is struggling, but he has enough power and he’s able to roll to his feet and LD takes Alex down with a BACKDROP DRIVER. LD holds on and floats over and he lifts Alexander up once again, but takes him down with a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX…
1…
2…
Thr…No, Alex gets his hand on the bottom rope.
Alexander Darling has used rope break #1. He has two remaining.Williams is the prototypical shark in the water as he smells blood and he’s stalking Darling and fires a few kicks away to Alexander’s stomach. But Alex knows his way around the ring and he grabs Williams by the trunks and sends him crashing through the ropes all the way to the floor. Alex tells Creech to start counting as LD hit the guardrail hard on that exit from the ring. Creech gets to 7 before Williams is grabbing onto the ring apron. Darling doesn’t let him back in the ring as he executes a baseball slide sending Williams back into the guardrail. This time AD isn’t content to leave him alone on the outside and he gets the crowd to start clapping. Darling hits the far ropes…TOPE CON HILO connects and both men are down on the outside. Creech begins a new count and is at 7 when Alexander lifts LD off the floor. AD lifts Williams up and attempts to POWERBOMB LD, but LD is having none of that and lands behind Alex and sends him flying into the steel ringpost. Now it’s LD’s turn to try and have his way with Alex on the outside as he tries to hit a scoop slam and he does. Alex slammed his back hard that time. Creech continues his count inside the ring and he’s at 13 when Williams decides it’s time to get back in the ring. LD tries to toss Alexander back into the ring, but Darling hits the bottom rope and bounces off…REBOUND LARIAT and LD goes spinning inside out. LD’s head is damn near taken off and Alex thinks he has him so he slides him back into the ring and makes the cover…
One…
Two…
No…This time it’s Williams who has the ring awareness to get his leg over the bottom rope.
LD Williams has used rope break #1. He has two remaining.Now it’s Darling on the attack as he lifts Williams up in a vertical suplex position and he nails the BRAINBUSTER. Alex looks to continue the combo as he tries to lock LD’s legs but Williams is fighting hard to avoid it. Alex senses that he’s not going to lock in the legs so Alex drops back-to-back elbows to LD’s neck. LD is in trouble now as Alex does get the legs locked, but instead of going for the curbstomp, Alex is looking to get LD to tap and he locks in DEATH BY DARLING. LD tries fighting out of it, but Alex is holding tight. Inch-by-inch now LDW is dragging Darling towards the ropes and it looks like he’s close but AD leans back even more and really putting the pressure on Williams. He might have to give it up to fight another day, but noooooo, Williams with one last burst of energy and he grabs the bottom rope.
LD Williams has used rope break #2. He has one remaining.Alexander Darling looks a little annoyed, but he’s not going to let it distract him from the task at he and he looks to keep the momentum going as he grabs Williams in a full-nelson and he looks to be going for a DRAGON SUPLEX, but Williams somehow flips through and lands on his feet. He turns and hits the ropes…LARIOTOOOOO. And both men are down as Williams takes a few minutes to recover from the last few minutes where his back and neck took a beating. LD gets to his feet first and he drags Alex with him before sending Darling crashing into the corner. Williams follows him in with a hard clothesline. Darling falls out of the corner and as he’s getting back to his feet LD explodes out of the corner nails Darling with a SHINING WIZARD. LD makes a cover…
One…
Two…
Th…No, Darling is able to barely kick out. LD Williams is sensing the end is near and he lifts Alex up to his feet as he holds onto AD’s hand…SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE, but LD doesn’t let go as he drags Alex up to his feet once again. A quick kick to the guy and LD Williams is going for the CANADIAN DESTROYER. Alex is trying to fight out of it as he knows that would be the end of it. Alex is able to back body drop LD away from the CD but LD is still on the attack as he lands behind Alex and hits a nasty chop block. LD is quick on the attack and he locks Alexander’s leg and floats up and grabs the arm, it’s the STF. The real one and it’s locked in and LD has it in the center of the ring. Alexander is in deep, deep trouble. Darling is struggling as he tries to rotate his body to get to the ropes, but LD is a master of this hold and that makes it harder for Alex but he’s slowly but surely getting closer. LD is trying to wrench back even harder to get Alex to tap. Alex may not have a choice. Darling is fading. He’s almost out…NOOOO. Alex is able to reach out and he grabs the bottom rope with his free hand.
Alexander Darling has used rope break #2. He has one remaining.Now it’s LD who does seem frustrated as he had his patented STF locked in, but Darling found a way out of it. LD gets back to his feet and he lifts Alex with him and goes for another SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE, but Alex ducks underneath and gets behind Williams and he connects with a LUNGBLOWER. LD bounces away before Alex can make a cover and Creech begins a slow count as both men are down on the mat. He gets to 6 before Alexander and LD both get back to their feet and this time it looks like both have forgotten what match they were in and start exchanging punches in the center of the ring. Creech is finally able to separate them.
Both LD Williams and Alexander Darling have been issued warnings for closed-fist punches.As both wrestlers get their bearings they go for another lock-up, but Alex doesn’t want to continue down that path and he takes Williams down with a drop-toe hold. Alex quickly drops an elbow to LD’s back and he quickly stays on the attack as he does get the leg locked this and does go for the MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP. LD’s face hits the mat hard and Alexander looks to follow-up as he climbs the ropes. He goes for DARK DARLING RISING, but again LD has that move scouted and he hops to his feet as Alex leaps off the top and Williams catches Alex coming off with the SUPERKICK. That’s how he won the match a week ago. LD makes the cover…
One…
Two…Alex gets his foot on the bottom rope
Thre…NOOOO, This time the ref sees Alexander’s leg on the bottom rope.
Alexander Darling has used rope break #3. He has zero remaining,LD gets off of Alex as he gets back to his feet. He drags Alexander up as well and sends him crashing into the corner. LD follows up with a running YAKUZA KICK and Alexander falls face first out of the corner. LD looks to follow up and he locks Alexander’s leg and he’s going for the STF once again, but Alex struggles towards the ropes and grabs the bottom one. But he has no more rope breaks and LD drags him to the center of the ring once again. LD goes for the STF again, but this time Alex rolls over onto his back and nails LD with an upkick that staggers LD. Alexander kips up to his feet and in one fluid motion he grabs LD Williams and lifts him onto his shoulders. He locks LD’s hand across his own throat…DARLING DRIVER connects. And as soon as it does, the bell rings. Alexander is looking around and Creech looks confused as well for a moment until the timekeeper calls him over. Alexander’s head drops as he knows what’s coming next.
WINNER - Your official result is a 15 minute draw. LD Williams remains OOWF Onslaught Champion.
TEXPRESS vs. MATT FOLZ & STAN FULTON – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchMatt Folz and Stan Fulton are out first. They receive a fairly warm reception from the crowd, but acknowledge it with little more than a nod as they climb into the ring. They warm up briefly and discuss strategy as the lights dim. The crowd goes quiet, and then erupts as the OOWF Tag Team Champions step onto the stage. Chad Madison and Zane Myers - The Texpress, storm down the aisle, greeting the fans while keeping a watchful eye on their opponents - Chad doing more of the greeting, Zane, the watching. They climb into the ring and go toe-to-toe with Folz and Fulton who, as is there habit lately, offer handshakes to start. Referee Angelo Barros gives them their instructions, and both teams head to their corners as he calls for the bell.
Chad and Fulton to start. They move in for a lockup, but Chad rolls past the big man to avoid it. Fulton turns and approaches again, and Chad repeats the move, but pivots this time, slamming a kick into Folton’s leg, causing him to stagger. Chad goes to the well a third time, but Fulton’s ready for it. He grabs Chad mid-roll, flings him to the ropes, and turns him inside out with a clothesline. Chad rolls to his knees and Fulton kicks him in the side of the head. He scoops Chad up and slams him to the mat. Fulton sends Chad to the corner and steamrolls after him, but Chad darts out of the way at the last second. Fulton slams into the turnbuckles and staggers back, and Chad rolls him up for two. Fulton kicks out and gets up swinging. Chad slips the punches and hits a dropkick, followed by a second, - and Fulton catches the third. Chad’s head slams into the mat, and Fulton rolls him over into a Boston crab. He hangs on to both legs and, somewhere, Davin is smiling. Chad struggles in the hold, but the big man is a lot of weight to move. Chad reaches back and hooks one of Fulton’s ankles, and puts everything he has into hauling on it. He shifts it enough to throw Fulton slightly off balance, and as he eases the pressure a little to reset his position, Chad crawls frantically for the ropes. He manages to keep Fulton off balance long enough to reach them, and Barros calls for the break.
Fulton turns as Chad gets up and clubs him with a forearm, driving him into a neutral corner. He works Chad over with kicks and forearms, then pulls him out for an Irish whip, but turns and slams him back into the corner. He drags Chad across to Folz and makes the tag. Fulton holds Chad open for a kick to the ribs from Folz. Folz snapmares him over and plants a knee in his back, locking on a surfboard. Chad manages to get a foot over the ropes and force a break. Folz drags Chad up and sends him to the ropes. Chad springs off the middle rope and flips over into a cross body. Folz drops to the mat and Chad flies over him, but lands running, rebounds off the opposite ropes, and nails a dropkick to the back as Folz gets up. Folz pitches forward into the ropes, and Chad rolls him up, bridging for a two count. Folz kicks out, and Chad turns and dives for his corner, making the tag.
Zane storms into the ring and rushes at Folz, who greets him with a kick to the gut. Folz tries for a suplex, but Zane slips out and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex of his own. Folz starts to get up, and Zane hits him with a running knee lift. Zane slings him to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. He scoops Folz up, hits a diving power slam, and covers, but Folz kicks out at two. Zane moves in as Folz gets up, and Folz catches him with a series of forearms. Zane is knocked off balance, but manages to grab Folz and bury a knee in his stomach. He follows up with a European uppercut, snap mare, elbow drop combination in one flowing motion. Zane rebounds off the ropes and hits a leg drop, and makes another cover, but again Folz kicks out at two. Zane scrapes Folz off the mat and bundles him into the corner, making the tag. Chad vaults to the top rope and comes off with an elbow to the back of Folz’s head as Zane holds him. Chad rolls to his feet and springs off the second rope into a lionsault. He hooks the leg, and this time Fulton is in to break it up at two. Zane starts into the ring as well, but Barros warns him off and then forces Fulton back to his corner. Chad grabs Folz and drags him to his corner, and then waits for Barros to turn around so he can make the tag.
Zane sends Folz to the ropes and drops him with a power slam. He foregoes a cover and drags Folz to his feet. He goes for the border toss, but Folz breaks free and drops behind him, turning it into a reverse neck breaker. Folz crawls for his corner, and almost makes it before Zane hooks his foot. Zane drags Folz to his feet and hauls him back, but Folz pivots and ducks his shoulder, striking Zane in the chest and knocking the wind out of him. Folz sets his grip and throws Zane with an overhead release suplex. As he lands, Folz flips over and crawls. He scrambles on top of Zane, planting an elbow in his throat while reaching for the tag with his other hand. Fulton makes the tag, rebounds off the ropes for momentum, and hits a big splash as Folz rolls out of the way. Fulton doesn’t bother to cover, and drops a series of elbows on Zane. He pulls him up and shoves him into the corner. Two European uppercuts are followed by a spinning backfist, and then Fulton lifts Zane onto the top turnbuckle. He tags Folz, and they climb up for a tandem superplex. Chad ducks into the ring, runs around the circumfrence, hops onto the top rope, takes a few steps, and hits both men with a split-legged dropkick! Fulton and Folz teeter, and Zane shoves them to the mat. The crowd draws breath to chant, but Chad holds up his hands for them to wait. Zane climbs unsteadily to the top rope - FROG SPLASH! Cue the well-deserved “That was Awesome” chant.
Unfortunately, Zane landed on Fulton, who is no longer the legal man, so his cover is void. While Barros explains this. Chad grabs Folz and runs up the ropes, going for a Sliced Bread #2. Folz throws him off mid move, and Chad flies over the ropes, but manages to catch himself on the apron. He turns, and Folz knocks him to the floor with a forearm. Zane spins Folz around and slams him into the turnbuckles, and Folz drops to the mat, sliding out of the way as Fulton steamrolls into Zane, squashing him face-first in the corner. Barros orders Fulton out of the ring, and Folz rolls Zane up for a long two count. Zane gets up and heads for his corner, but Folz grabs him and sends him toward Fulton, tagging him back in.
Folz and Fulton send Zane to the ropes and double him over with stereo fists to the midsection. They try for a tandem suplex, but Zane manages to block, so they turn it into a tandem DDT. Fulton covers as Folz exits, but Chad breaks it up before three. Fulton gets to his feet and glares at Chad as Barros ushers him out, and when he turns around Zane buries a fist in his gut and slams him in the face with a forearm. He turns and dives for his corner, and tags Chad, who’s already moving. Chad springs to the top rope and hits Fulton with a missile dropkick. He rolls to his feet, rebounds off the ropes - and the bell rings? Chad stops his run and Fulton gets to his feet. They both look to Barros, who’s conferring with the timekeeper. Apparently we’ve reached the time limit.
WINNER - 30:00 TIME LIMIT DRAW.
After the match: Zane and Folz join their partners in the ring, and nobody looks happy. Barros explains that rules are rules, and the teams exchange handshakes and head reluctantly to the back.
TYTAN vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchIt's time for our main event, and Firewoman is out first, getting a huge ovation from the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp and...is she limping? That's odd, there were no reports of an injury. She gets into the ring and gestures to the cheering crowd, who roar as they're acknowledged. Firewoman starts patting around that boot, near the ankle region. Strange, maybe there was an injury. Regardless, the New OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Tytan, appears at the top of the ramp with Athena, who's dressed in the Deatheater mask. Apparently that's funny and not geeky or weird at all. They're booed unmercifully as Tytan wields the famous Bloody Shovel, pretending to swing it at audience members on his way down to the ring. He climbs in and leaves the belt outside before handing his belt to Senior Referee Davis Hightower. He holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Tytan starts chirping at Fire, who just smiles and nods in response. Tytan quickly tires of this and rushes in. He is met with a BOOT TO THE YAMBAG! Hightower has no choice but to call for the bell.
WINNER by DISQUALIFICATION in :15...and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion...Tytan!
Fire takes the boot off and starts beating Tytan in the head with it. Tytan is bleeding! That's not right, why is he bleeding from a boot? Fire continues her assault, as the unconscious Tytan just bleeds profusely; unable to defend himself. In rushes Athena, Shovel in tow. She swings wildly and misses. Fire catches her in the temple with the Boot, and Athena crumples to the ground. Something falls out and hits the mat as Fire goes back to blast Tytan again. It looks like weights! It's a loaded boot! Fire just pulled the Iron Sheik Loaded Boot Trick! The beating continues, and Hightower, after hearing the announcement from the ring announcer, heads out of the ring, and over to his position.
SRDH: Tytan's not the winner.
RA: Huh?
SRDH: He caused Firewoman's actions by bringing the shovel down to the ring. This is a double disqualification. No contest.
RA: Are you serious, Davis?
SRDH: Do I LOOK like I'm kidding? Make it official!YOUR DECISION by DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION in :15...No Contest!
Firewoman gets a few more licks in before Hightower finally breaks it up, saying something to her in the process. The crowd's cheering, but Firewoman doesn't even acknowledge them. Clearly, this wasn't about that; and it could also be argued that this wasn't necessarily Firewoman at the helm – although this looked a lot more like Firewoman than Ecosystem. She heads up the ramp, with a sick, twisted smile on her face. Medics rush the ring, as both Tytan and Athena appear to be in serious conditions.
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