OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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DEAD & TYLER VANGARDE vs. RAVENNA BLUE & CONCRETE TG vs. DH MAGNUSSON & LEXIE DARLING – Elimination MatchD.H. Magnusson and Alexis Darling are out first, to a warm reaction. They enter the ring and pose for the crowd, and then Alexis warms up as DHM watches the aisle warily. The crowd’s mood sours as Tyler Vangarde and The Dead enter the arena. The reaction doesn’t seem to faze them as they make their way to the ring. DHM and Alexis meet them in center ring and the two teams exchange words. Before things come to blows, the lights dim and the crowd erupts as Concrete TG and Ravenna Blue step onto the stage. The heroes march down the aisle amid the cheers, and climb into the ring. Referee Angelo Barros, who must have drawn a short straw somewhere, gives them their instructions. The match will be held under individual elimination rules, so both members of a team must defeated for a team to be eliminated. Ravenna and Tyler opt to start out, and Barros sends everyone else to their corners and calls for the bell.
Tyler has some things to say to Ravenna, and they must not be nice things, because she slaps him across the face. Tyler comes back swinging, but Ravenna catches the punch and turns it into an arm drag. She hangs onto an arm bar as Tyler gets to his feet. He tries to roll out of it, but she drops a knee on his face mid-move. Ravenna pins the arm to the mat and drives her knee into it. She pulls Tyler up and ties his arm into a hammerlock, and then body slams him onto it. She hits the ropes and drops an elbow into his shoulder. She covers, but only gets one. She pulls Tyler to his feet and tries an Irish whip, but Tyler reverses and sends her to the corner. He follows her in with a clothesline and makes the tag to Alexis. As Alexis steps into the ring, Tyler says something about a catfight. The ladies exchange a look, and then send Tyler to the ropes and drop him with stereo super kicks.
As Tyler hits the mat, both Ravenna and Alexis turn and throw kicks at each other. Alexis recovers first and sends Ravenna to the ropes. Alexis leapfrogs the first pass and buries a knee in Ravenna’s stomach on the return trip. She sets up a DDT, but Ravenna breaks free with a double leg takedown. Ravenna holds onto the legs and tries to tie her up, but Alexis kicks her off. Ravenna stumbles back, and then goes with the momentum, rebounding off the ropes and nailing Alexis with a clothesline as she kips up. Ravenna rolls to her feet, hits the opposite ropes, and drops a leg across Alexis’ throat. She covers and gets one. Ravenna snaps Alexis over with a suplex, and then sits her up and reaches out for the tag.
Ravenna winds Alexis’ arm as CTG enters the ring. He takes over, winds it again, and flips her to the mat. CTG hits a leg drop on the shoulder, and locks on a figure four arm lock. Alexis struggles in the hold but refuses to submit, and manages to flip herself over and roll CTG up for two. CTG releases the hold to kick out, and Alexis springs to her feet and rebounds off the ropes to nail him in the face with a dropkick as he sits up. Trying to shake some life back into her arm, Alexis heads to her corner and makes the tag.
CTG gets to his feet as DHM storms across the ring. They lock up, and DH grabs a headlock. CTG throws him off into the ropes. He drops under his first pass, but is a little slow leapfrogging the second, and DH spears him into the ropes. They tumble out to the floor, and both men are quickly back to their feet. Before they can climb back in, Tyler and Dead sprint across the ring and hit stereo suicide dives. Dead slings DH into the ringside barrier and attempts to Close the Casket, but DH catches the kick and spins him around, leveling him with a clothesline. Tyler, meanwhile, runs Concrete into the ring post and starts beating on him. DH grabs Tyler and whips him into Dead, who’s just gotten back to his feet. DH notices Barros has reached eight and rolls into the ring to break the count. CTG staggers away from the ring post and slides back into the ring as well. DHM grabs CTG and nails the Thundercrack. CTG starts to fall, but DH catches him and sends him across the ring. Spinebuster! DH covers, but CTG kicks out at two.
DH pulls CTG to his feet and sends him into the corner, charging after him with a clothesline. CTG staggers out of the corner, and DH plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. DH hits the ropes and leaps high for a leg drop, but CTG rolls out of the way. CTG rolls to his feet and heads for the ropes, nailing DH with a dropkick. He pulls DH up and snaps him over with a suplex, and then pops his hips and rolls them to their feet. He tries a second suplex, but DH blocks. DH reverses the move and holds CTG high, and then turns it into a Jackhammer. He hooks the leg, but Ravenna is in to break it up at two. Barros herds Ravenna out of the ring, and DH pulls CTG to his feet - Dreamstreet! CTG struggles in the Dragon sleeper, but DH has it cinched in the middle of the ring. Ravenna starts in to help her partner, but Alexis cuts her off. Tyler darts around the ring and low bridges them as they tumble into the ropes, sending them out to the floor. With no way to escape, CTG has no choice but to tap.
Concrete TG has been eliminated.
DH releases Concrete and turns his attention to ringside, as Tyler climbs the turnbuckles and leaps, crashing into Ravenna and Alexis brawling on the floor. While DH is distracted, Dead sneaks into the ring behind him and rolls him up, getting a two-count. DH kicks out and gets up, but Dead is a little faster and pegs him in the head with a kick. He sends the off-balance DH to the ropes and buries a knee in his stomach, following up with a DDT. Dead covers, but Alexis slides under the ropes to drag him off before Barros can count. Tyler grabs Alexis by the hair and drags her out of the ring, and then Ravenna grabs him and spins him around. She rocks him with a number of forearms to the face, and then she and Alexis each grab a leg and plant Tyler with a flapjack on the floor. The ladies exchange a nod and return to their corners.
Inside the ring, Dead continues his attack on DH. He pummels the bigger man with punches and kicks, and then sends him into the corner as Tyler climbs onto the apron. He follows DH in with a spear and makes the tag. Dead and Tyler each take an arm, wind it, and hit twin kicks to the gut. They take DH over with a tandem suplex, and Dead rolls out to the apron as Tyler springs off the second rope to drive an elbow into DH’s throat. He covers, but DH rolls a shoulder at two. Tyler reaches out and makes the tag. He and Dead send DH to the ropes and try a tandem clothesline, but DH ducks it. He comes back with a double clothesline of his own, but Dead and Tyler duck that. Third time’s the charm, as Dead and Tyler level DH with stereo super kicks. Dead covers while Tyler leaves and Barros counts One…Two…Thr - Alexis makes the save just in time. Barros ushers Alexis out of the ring. She steps through the ropes, still arguing, and Tyler sneaks around the ring and yanks her off the apron. Dead, meanwhile, pulls DH up and sets up a DDT. DH drops to a knee to block and muscles Dead onto his shoulders, standing up and planting him with a Samoan drop. DH crawls for his corner, but Alexis is brawling with Tyler on the floor. Ravenna sprints around the apron and grabs the tag rope in DH’s corner. She reaches out, and Barros turns around just in time to see DH make the tag.
Ravenna springs off the top rope and levels Dead with a dropkick. She rolls to her feet, hits the ropes, and hits a rolling neck snap. Ravenna hits the ropes again and nails a rolling thunder, flipping over and hooking the leg for a two count. Out on the floor, DH joins his partner, casing Tyler to make a hasty retreat to his corner. Ravenna moves in on Dead as he gets up, but Dead elbows her in the stomach and follows up with a European uppercut. He tries to send her to the ropes but Ravenna springs off the second strand into a flying back elbow. Ravenna drags Dead to his feet and sends him into the corner, where DH greets him with an elbow smash that has all of his 300+ pounds behind it. Dead staggers out of the corner and Ravenna sprints towards him. She hooks his head on the way by, runs up the ropes - Sliced Bread #2! Ravenna covers and Barros counts One…Two…Tyler dives into the ring a split second too late…Three!
The Dead has been eliminated.
Tyler moves to attack, but then realizes he may not want Ravenna eliminated just now and backs off, hands raised. Ravenna turns around and finds a whole lot of Magnusson in her way. She dives for his legs, but he grabs her and muscles he into position for a power bomb. Ravenna starts throwing forearms at the top of the move, but DH maintains his balance and hits it, sitting out into a cover. Barros counts One…Two…Thr - Ravenna rolls a shoulder. DH scrapes her off the mat and sends her to the ropes. Ravenna ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm. She covers, but immediately rolls out of the way as Alexis dives in with an elbow drop. Alexis rolls to her feet and checks on DH, trying to apologize, but Ravenna spins her around and wallops her with a chop. Alexis responds in kind, and it’s on. While DH pulls himself up with the ropes, Barros tries to separate the ladies - and completely misses Tyler hopping onto the apron and braining DH with a chair. Alexis sees it, and launches herself at Tyler, but Barros intercepts and forces her back to her corner.
Ravenna see DH down on one knee and gets a running start - Shining Wizard! DH crumples, but immediately starts trying to get up, so Ravenna foregoes the cover and drags him to his feet. She hits a European uppercut, but DH slips a second one and shoves her into the corner, and then whips her across the ring. Neither of them notice Tyler making a blind tag on DH. DH charges into the corner, but Ravenna floats over the top rope to the apron and he eats turnbuckle. Ravenna vaults to the top rope as DH turns around - Diamond Dust! Ravenna makes the cover, but Barros can’t count it. Before Ravenna realizes what’s going on, Tyler lands on her back with a frog splash. He bounces off, but hooks her in the process, dragging her off of DH and rolling her up. Barros counts One…Two…Three!
Ravenna Blue has been eliminated.
Tyler immediately turns and dives onto DHM . Barros counts One…Two…Thr - Alexis springs off the top rope and launches herself most of the way across the ring, slamming both feet into Tyler’s head. She rolls out to the apron and goes back to her corner to wait for the tag. DH, dazed, gets slowly to his feet. He staggers toward the corner, but Tyler gets up and spins him around. Tyler hits an inverted atomic drop. He hooks DH in a front facelock, but almost immediately slips it into a choke. DH wraps his arms around Tyler and, with a roar, hurls him over his head. Tyler slams into the turnbuckles, and the back of DH’s head slams into Tyler’s shoulder, leaving them both stunned. Alexis reaches in and makes the tag. She drags Tyler out of the corner and flips him onto his stomach. She grabs his arms, smiles sadistically, - CURBSTOMP! She drags Tyler to his feet and sends him into the corner where DH has just gotten up. DH alley-oops Tyler onto the top rope, and Alexis climbs up beside him - STO! Alexis drives Tyler into the mat and rolls onto him for the cover. Barros counts One…Two…Three!
WINNERS, in 36:06, D.H. Magnusson and Alexis Darling.
THE FLYIN’ HAWAIIANS vs. DRINK & DESTROYKai and Aina are out first, accompanied by Noelani. They raise their arms in unison as the traditional Conception Junction fireworks fly off (traditional Conception Junction fireworks are in the form of tiny sparkley fetuses). Noelani seems kind of put off by the entrance, but Kai and Aina are oblivious, shaking hands and kissing babies as they approach the ring. Sparkley, sparkley babies.
Danny Taylor and Outback Jack come out next with DVD, carrying his DDT Title in tow. The DDT Title looks suspiciously like the TNA World Heavyweight Championship that was recently replaced by the Jeff Hardy Butterfly. Outback Jack pounds his chest and lets out a belch, while Danny Taylor pounds his chest and says...nothing. That's his catchphrase~! The two enter the ring and this match is all kinds of ON~!
Aina locks up with Outback Jack to start, but Outback Jack pulls him in for a hard headbutt. Aina stumbles off, circles around, goes in for the lockup again, another headbutt knocks him off. From the outside, Noelani helpfully suggests that he try something different. Aina stands there and considers this for a moment as Outback Jack bounds off the ropes with a huge clothesline--met by a hard kick to the gut by Aina.
Aina: Oh, kicking him! That'll work!
Aina kicks Outback Jack a couple more times, swinging a leg to take Jack off his feet. Aina then locks the prone Jack in a Flippy Shit Armbar, which is hard to describe except to say it involves at least five cartwheels. Jack is both struggling to break the hold and trying to shake off the dizziness of watching Aina. He kicks forward and manages to loop his legs around the ropes. Aina yanks him off the ropes with a converted wristlock, backing into the Hawai'ian corner. Kai blind tags in, and comes off with a 450-degree axehandle onto the hyper-extended arm of Outback Jack. Outback Jack grunts, both because his arm is in pain and because there is no payoff so disappointing as a 450-degree axehandle.
Kai hops on the back of Outback Jack, yanking the prone arm and neck into a dragon sleeper with a weakly attached bodyscissors. Disoriented, OBJ spins around, which disorients the attractive brown man who is mounting him. At some point, OBJ falls over, slamming Kai backfirst into the mat and causing him to let go. OBJ pops up and starts swinging at the air, which Kai kips up directly into.
Aina: Bruddah, I think that was a bad idea.
Kai considers this new information, and decides instead to pursue the path of avoiding the punches of Outback Jack. He attempts a flying dropkick, which is like his brother's successful kick from earlier except with an unnecessary jump. OBJ scouts this, however, and by "scouts this" we mean "falls over dizzy again and thus avoids contact." Kai off the ropes, attempted baseball slide into Jack's face but OBJ rolls out of the way. Kai swings around, but is taken down by a THUNDEROUS clothesline from the Audacious Aussie! Jack over to his corner, and gets the tag to "Dynamite" Danny Taylor!
Kai sits up, right into a running low boot from Taylor. DDT bounds off the opposite ropes, except by "bounds off the opposite ropes" we mean "goes flying outside the ring, because Aina was holding the ropes down." DDT lands with a hard splat against the floor mats below, and while he doesn't say "Son of a fucking bitch, I'm a-kill you motherfucker!" he could very well be thinking it, as he draws himself up and SLAMS Aina's face into the ringpost. Kai sees the brawl outside and quickly jumps, taking down DDT with a suicide dive, which is probably the least suicidal move Kai has tried so far. Outback Jack, a veteran who understands how schmozz no-contests operate pretty well at this point, runs over and tackles Kai as he rises, smacking his head against the mat even after the referee continues his count. Aina hops atop the steps and leaps off with a flying burrito onto Outback Jack, bashing Jack's own head against the ground. DDT swings around and goozles Aina, who swings his legs up to attempt a triangle choke on DDT. DDT falls down, but slams his fist against the chest of Aina. Kai pops up and pulls a Famouser on DDT's neck, but is swung off his feet but a back suplex from Outback Jack as the referee counts 10.
WINNER - No Contest in 8:42
DVD and Noelani now attempt to interject themselves, but security forces their way through to remove the two teams, both of whom seem not quite angry, but hot to keep going.
FIREWOMAN & ALEXANDER DARLING vs. ERIC O’MAC & DAVIN MORELANDAll is darkness and shadow as the crowd works into a frenzy, knowing they're getting a main event quality match unusually early--or just a big tag clusterfuck. Godsmack's"I Stand Alone" plays over the PA System. But in fact, in a wacky turn of events, Alexander Darling is not standing alone. In fact, he is standing with Firewoman. Oh, the irony! Firewoman stares hard out toward the ring, still sporting a dark black eye. They walk down to the ring together, splitting at the stairs as they walk between the ropes, posing on opposite turnbuckles--though Fire isn't posing so much as dramatically staring outward. Then...
"Don't Call It A Comeback!"
A full obnoxious pyro begins blasting over and over and over from the stage, to the point where it becomes near-deafening. Eric O'Mac stands atop the stage, arms extended, as glittery residue comes down upon him like rain. The fans boo the crap out of him until Davin Moreland appears from behind, looking annoyed and grabbing Eric by the air away from his stage. The two circle the ring for a second before climbing up to their corners. Davin elects to begin against Alex, and this match is all kinds of on!
Alex and Davin pace, and then lock up in the middle. Davin moves into a side headlock, Alex forces his arm up and wraps around the neck of Davin, pulling him back. Davin uses his upper body strength to lift Alex in position for a body slam, but Alexander manages to roll quickly down the back of Davin and push him into the ropes. Davin spins around so that he hits the ropes back first, and comes off with a clothesline attempt to Alexander, but Alex ducks and bounds off the ropes as Davin bounds off the opposite. Alexander comes off with a crossbody onto Davin, good for a one-count before Davin powers out. Alexander leaps onto Davin with a front facelock, but Davin forces him up fast off his shoulders into a big back body drop! Alexander is reeling as he rises, eating a quick left and right from Davin. Moreland then attempts an uncharacteristic backfist, which Darling characteristically dodges, using a leg sweep to take Davin off his feet. He grabs the hooked leg and rolls Davin over into a single-leg Boston Crab.
Davin is reaching out toward the ropes, looking to be about to get them within reach. Alexander uses his leverage to drag Davin over to the Darling-Quinn corner, where Firewoman tags in. She takes her bearings in for a second, then leaps over the ropes with a picture-perfect leg drop onto the back of Davin's neck. She rolls over into a LeBell Lock to a pop, but Davin maneuvers himself to the ropes easily. Fire continues with a couple clubbing shots to the back of the neck, pulling Davin up onto the second rope and using the double leg to choke him out. She bounds off the opposite side of the ropes, goes for a jump on the back of the neck, but Davin rolls out of the way and Fire crotches herself on the second rope. She cries out until she realizes there's no particular reason that should hurt so much. However, by this time, Davin has tagged in Eric O'Mac!
Eric O'Mac comes in a House O'Fire! Or at least, a House O'Punching, because that is what he does to Fire. A whole bunch. She uses a mini-Zidanebutt to knock him back, followed by a chop to the chest, followed by a backfist, followed by a bound-kick to finally take Eric off his feet. She bounds off the opposite ropes with a senton attempt, but Eric rolls out of the way and she lands hard and awkward. She stumbles up, STIFF kick to the face from EOM, who slides directly into a pose to deafening boos. He drops down into the cover, 1,2, kickout! Eric, annoyed, proceeds to land some kicks to the back side of the ribs, before pulling Fire up into a torture rack.
He bounces Fire up a few times as she struggles, before throwing her off and slamming her to the ground TKO-style. Eric goes for the cover, 1,2...Fire uses her leg strength to bridge out. Eric swiftly capitalizes though, hooking her around the waist from behind and, running forward, gutwrench powerbombs her into the turnbuckle HARD. Eric O'Mac starts doing a little shuffle as he points at the prone Fire, and he makes a charge foreward. Suddenly, Firewoman jumps off the second rope--you could barely see her leg lift--and pulls off a flying spinning bulldog, SLAMMING Eric O'Mac's head into the turnbuckle as he comes crashing in. Fire drops down the back and scoops Eric between the legs, pulling him back---1-2-3! Eric's shoulder goes up a second too late!
WINNERS in 9:22....Alexander Darling and Firewoman!
Firewoman rolls out of the ring, a little dazed-looking, as Alexander congratulates you. Eric O'Mac is clearly pissy about losing to a chick, as Davin just shakes his head and gives a little glare to no one in particular.
LD WILLIAMS vs. SEAN MOORE – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchEmerald plays, as Sean Naohm Moore makes his way to the ring. The fans cheer loudly, appreciating what this powerful newcomer has accomplished so far. LD Williams is out next to a mix of cheers and boos, not everyone has forgotten about his time spent with the Five it seems. LD hands the Ref the belt who shows it to the crowd. Both men approach the center of the ring and exchange a handshake. The Ref calls for the bell, and we are on. A collar and elbow tie up to start, and LD is able to get the advantage working into a hammerlock followed by a side headlock. Moore backs into the ropes and launches LD to the opposite side. LD comes charging back, and both men attempt a shoulder block. They collide with a loud thud, but neither man goes down. Both men bounce off the ropes again, connect again, and once more remain standing. For a third time both men bounce off the ropes, but this time Moore throws up a big boot. LD sees it coming, but it is too late for him to dodge. LD is back on his feet, and he looks pissed. He bum rushes Moore pushing him back into the corner. LD starts laying in with the rights and lefts, and the ref is forced to interject himself. LD pushes the Ref away, but the Ref quickly jumps back in pushing LD back.
LD Williams has used his first warning LD attempts to head back to the corner, but Moore has recovered, and lands a boot to the midsection. Moore follows up with a DDT and then an elbow to the downed Williams. LD gets back to his feet, and eats a quick armdrag followed by a second. Moore turns to soak in the cheers from the crowd, which proves to be a mistake. LD is able to nail Moore from behind with a chop block taking him down. LD then spends the next several minutes working the knee and leg with repeated twists, stomps, and elbows. Finally, LD locks in a single leg crab before spinning into an STF. Moore struggles and is finally able to make it to the rope. The ref calls for and gets the break.
Sean Moore has used his first rope break LD continues to assault Moore, whipping him into the turnbuckle and following in with a massive clothesline. LD nails a snap suplex, and then takes a moment himself to soak in some cheers. He picks up Moore and throws him off the ropes and attempts a clothesline, Moore is able to duck and avoid it. He comes back off the ropes, and LD leapfrogs him. LD turns around, but Moore has put on the breaks and nails LD with a massive superkick. This rocks LD who hits the mat hard. Moore looks to capitalize by heading to the top rope, possibly for one of his trademark moves. LD isn't quite out yet, however, and runs up the turnbuckle catching Moore at the top, and nailing a release belly to belly. Both men are down, but LD recovers first and locks Moore into a figure Four leg lock. Moore is once more forced to reach for the ropes and cause the break.
Sean Moore has used his second rope break Both men are back to their feet, and exchange some hard chops. What follows next can only be described as a chain wrestling clinic. Both men exchange multiple arm drags, wristlocks, hammerlocks, various drags, twists, and pulls. LD shows everyone why he may very well be the best "pure" wrestler in the business, however Sean shows himself as being more than capable of hanging with him as well. A final sequence of reversed armdrag attempts ends with both men standing opposite each other and the crowd giving them the indy ovation of mutual respect. Both men smile and move to meat in the center of the ring. LD holds out his fist for a fistbump, and when Moore goes to respond, LD nails him with a kick to the gut and then lands a massive Canadian Destroyer! A rookie mistake from Moore, or a crafty move from the veteran LD? We will leave it to the fans to decide. LD goes for the cover.
One..
Two...
Thre...No at the last minute Moore is able to get his foot on the ropes breaking up the pin.
Sean Moore has used his third and final rope break LD seems slightly frustrated and attempts to take it out on Moore. LD lands some solid shots rocking the Irishman. LD whips him into the turnbuckle, and comes charging in. Moore isn't out of it yet, and gets his boot up stopping LD short. As LD stumbles away, Moore rockets out of the corner landing a massive clothesline to the back of LD's head. Moore follows up with a stiff elbow drop. Moore then lifts LD up into a vertical suplex, and holds him for what seems like forever before dropping him hard. LD is slow to get back to his feet. Moore charges and drops LD with a running knee. Moore hooks LD into a crucifix position, perhaps thinking of going for the Celtic Cross. Before more can execute the move, LD is able to swing out grabbing Moore's arm and pulling him down to the matt. LD locks in a reverse armlock, and Moore is in pain but attempts to roll out. LD is like a pitbull, and will not let go before switching to a cripple crossface. Moore is in extreme pain and reaches out for the ropes. The Ref is quick to point out that Moore has no ropebreaks left. Moore holds on for several more painful seconds before finally tapping, right as the bell rings. LD breaks the hold and looks confused as the Ref confers with the timekeeper. It seems that they have reached a decision.
WINNER and still Onslaught Champion via tapout in 14:59. LD Williams
It appears that Moore tapped out right before the bell. Moore is disapointed, but still gets to his feet and extends the hand. LD takes it and the crowd roars at this show of sportsmanship. LD can be heard saying "anytime you want a rematch, just ask." Moore leaves and LD soaks in some cheers before leaving himself.
TEXPRESS vs. STAN FULTON & MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchFulton and Folz are announced first and make their way to the ring to a nice ovation from the crowd. They climb between the ropes and head to their corner where they discuss a bit of last minute strategy. “God Blessed Texas” plays and the OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Texpress, make their way to the ring to the raucous ovation from the crowd. Chad and Zane climb into the ring and Fulton and Folz turn and meet them in the center of the ring. The four men stare at one another, Chad and Zane hand the titles to the referee then the four men shake hands as the referee holds the titles high in the air. Fulton and Zane head to the corner and Folz and Chad remain in the ring. The bell rings and we are underway!
Folz and Chad circle and lock up, Folz grabs a side head lock, but Chad sends him to the mat and tries a hip toss on Folz on the rebound, but Folz blocks it and LEVELS Chad with a clothesline. Folz pulls him right to his feet and sends him to the corner and charges in, but Chad slips between the ropes and Folz slams into the corner chest first. As he staggers backward, Chad climbs to the top rope and hits a spinning leg lariat on Folz that takes him to the mat. Chad covers, but Folz kicks out before the referee can count one. Chad pulls Folz to his feet, scoops him up and slams him on the mat, then bounds off the ropes and tries a leg drop, but Folz gets to his feet and catches Chad with a kick to the face that sends him to the mat. Folz reaches out and tags in Fulton, then grabs Chad’s arm and holds him on the mat with a boot on his chest. Fulton comes in, bounces off the ropes and connects with an elbow drop to Chad’s sternum, covers and gets a two count.
Fulton pulls Chad to his feet and lifts him up for a back breaker, then drops straight to his knees! Chad’s back slams against Fulton’s shoulders and he falls to the mat writhing in agony. Fulton flips him over and covers, but Chad manages to roll his shoulder at two. Fulton pulls him to his feet again and sends him to the ropes but lowers his head a moment too soon and Chad leaps onto Fulton’s back, then dives to his corner and tags in Myers. Myers comes in and Fulton takes a swing at him, but Myers blocks the punch and connects with a bolo punch that catches Fulton upside the head and sends him staggering backward. Myers bounds off the ropes and nails Fulton with a clothesline, but the big man doesn’t go down. Myers hits the ropes again and tries another clothesline, but Fulton catches him in a BLACK HOLE SLAM! Both men are down, and Fulton cannot make a cover, be crawls to his corner and tags in Folz.
Folz comes in and covers Myers, but Myers kicks out at two. Folz pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a bear hug and goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Myers holds on and blocks the hold, and fights out of it with several headbutts to the face staggering Folz. Myers shows his agility and connects with a drop kick that sends Folz tumbling between the ropes to the floor. Fulton rushes over to make sure his partner is ok, while inside the ring, Myers and Madison get a running start and leap over the ropes and take out both Fulton and Folz. The crowd roars their approval at this. Zane grabs Folz and shoots him back into the ring and follows him, covering for a two count. Zane pulls Folz to his feet and tags in Chad, then gets Folz onto his shoulders while Chad heads to the top rope. Chad steadies himself and they try a DROPKICK DEVICE but Folz rolls forward and traps Zane in a victory roll, and Chad’s drop kick catches the referee RIGHT ON THE JAW! The referee falls out of the ring to the floor, pretty much dead.
Folz gets to his feet and grabs a stunned Chad and hits a BUTTERFLY POWERBOMB! He has Chad covered, one, two, three, but there is no referee! Finally a referee makes it to the ring from the back and counts, but Chad manages to kick out at two. Folz pulls him up and tags in Fulton, he sends Chad to the ropes and catches him with an OLYMPIC SLAM while Fulton bounds off the ropes and KILLS Chad with a BIG SPLASH! He covers and Folz tackles Zane, the referee counts, one…..two…..THREE! NEW OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
WINNERS in 13:39 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Matt Folz & Stan Fulton
The new referee hands Fulton and Folz the titles while Chad and Zane look on in shock. He raises their arms, but then, the first referee regains life and stumbles into the ring and lowers their arms and takes the titles away. Now it is Fulton and Folz’s turn to look stunned. The first ref gives the titles back to Chad and Zane, but raises Fulton and Folz’s arms. He confers with the second ref and we hear the verdict:
WINNERS in 10:51 by Disqualification – Stan Fulton & Matt Folz
Fulton, Folz, Myers and Madison are NOT happy with this. They beg the referee to restart the match, but to no avail. Myers and Madison protest loudly, almost TOO loudly. Finally Fulton and Folz look at them funny and Chad and Zane almost read their mind. The four of them go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. Before punches are thrown though, security floods the ring and breaks it up.
CHRIS EVANS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchMoosehead Jack is announced and comes to the ring to the loud boos of the crowd. He carries Happy DethBat over one shoulder and threatens a few fans with it. Moose rolls into the ring and slumps in the corner running his fingers across HDB. Chris Evans is announced next and makes his way to the ring and the crowd goes INSANE. Evans sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and poses on the turnbuckle. Moose gets to his feet and heads to the corner holding HDB, but then he stops half way across the ring and cocks his head like he is listening to someone. Evans sees Moose half way across the ring and jumps off the ropes and watches him. Moose slowly nods his head and turns and tosses Happy DethBat out of the ring and stands there with his arms crossed staring at Evans. Evans walks slowly toward Moose, takes his title off and hands it to the referee and goes nose to nose with Moose.
Moose doesn’t say a word, he just stands there and stares at Evans with a strange look on his face. The lack of response seems to be annoying Evans, and finally he snaps and backhands Moose. Moose just stands there grinning as a trickle of blood drips from his lip, but he does nothing to retaliate. Evans kicks Moose in the gut then grabs him by the head and throws him between the ropes to the floor and follows him to the outside. Evans pulls Moose to his feet and catches him with several hard kicks to the ribs, then whips him head first into the ring steps. Moose hits with a sickening thud and doesn’t move. After a moment, he starts to stir and Evans charges in and catches Moose with a kick to the head that sends the side of his head into the steel. Evans pulls Moose up and rolls him into the ring, then springs to the top rope, and drops an elbow across Moose’s chest and covers, but Moose kicks out at two.
Evans pulls Moose up and shoves him into the corner and lights him up with chops, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a powerslam. Evans covers again and gets a two count. Moose gets to his feet and Evans charges in for a clothesline, but Moose ducks it and shoves Evans to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a high knee to the jaw sending Evans between the ropes to the floor. Moose follows him to the outside, pulls him up and rolls him right back into the ring, which draws boos from the crowd. Odd. Moose climbs back into the ring, ignoring the fans and drops a knee across Evans face. Moose pulls him up and hooks him for a suplex, lifts him in the air and brings him straight down on his head BRAINBUSTER! Moose floats over and covers, hooking Evans leg hard, but Evans manages to kick out at two. Moose pulls Evans up and whips him into the corner, Evans hits hard and Moose scoops him up on the rebound and ties him in the Tree of Woe. Moose gets a running start and catches Evans with a knee to the gut. Evans falls off the turnbuckle to the mat and Moose slithers out of the ring and grabs Happy DethBat and heads toward the ring, but he stops mid-way and listens again, then tosses HDB aside, snarls and climbs back into the ring.
Moose pulls Evans up and hits a belly to back suplex, then traps Evans in a sitting abdominal stretch, digging his elbow into Evans ribs. Evans fights to his feet and elbows free of Moose, Moose grabs Evans and sends him into the corner, Evans puts on the breaks and catches Moose with an elbow to the eye that sends him to the mat. Before we even see Moose’s face, we see blood pouring off of a gash above his eye. Seems like Moose has an eye cut that Steve Williams would be proud of. Evans grabs Moose’s head and tilts it back and drives several elbows down across Moose’s eye making the gash even worse. Moose fights free and gets to his feet and staggers around the ring a little swinging wildly. Evans picks his spots, peppering Moose with shots to the face before grabbing him and planting him with a belly to belly suplex for a two count.
Evans shows no mercy, he pulls Moose up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a boot to the gut, then NAILS him with a BUTTERFLY PILEDRIVER! Evans covers, but Moose kicks out. Evans spends the next ten minutes battering Moose with everything he has. Moose takes the punishment, and Evans can not keep him down. Moose gets in occasional offense, but surprisingly he will not brawl at ringside with Evans. Evans even grabs a kendo stick and goes after Moose, Moose ducks a wild swing and DROPS Evans with a DDT on the floor. He picks up the kendo stick as Evans is getting to his feet. Evans stares at Moose, but Moose tosses it aside and slides back into the ring at nine. Evans springs to his feet and tries to get into the ring, but he is too late! The bell rings this one is over!
WINNER in 27:17 – by countout – Moosehead Jack
The referee hands Evans the title, but he is less than thrilled. Moose rolls to the outside and grabs a mic.
What’s wrong Evans? I thought you were something great? I thought you were the Next One. Aren’t you supposed to be some great wrestler? And yet……you can’t even beat a garbage wrestler like me. They’re talking Evans. They’re watching you. Maybe soon they start to reconsider things, maybe you AREN’T the one. Maybe you CAN’T beat Moosehead Jack. Maybe you don’t have what it takes after all.Evans is LIVID in the ring. He goes after Moose, but the referee holds him back. Moose just laughs at him and heads to the back
TYTAN vs. BRYCE LARSON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchBulletproof Bryce Larson hits the arena, and the fans cheer. He's a little taken aback, but given who is opponent is, it's not surprising. The Used starts, and then Tytan comes to the ring, dragging his shovel behind him, and carrying a mask of some sort. The crowd boos. He climbs in the ring, and makes the international "You're next" sign to Larson who laughs at him. Tytan looks like he's going to rush him, but Hightower steps between them, and tells Tytan to lose the shovel. Tytan hesitates, and then sets it on the ground, next to the ring steps. I'm sure it won't get in the way there. Hightower takes the belt, and shows it around, and then call for the bell. And then we're off!
Wait, no we aren't! "Firewoman" by the Cult blasts over the speakers, and Firewoman appears. And she's carrying a sign on a stick. The fans cheer, Larson is kind of annoyed, but Tytan is FURIOUS~! He yells at Fire, who smiles peacefully, and finally comes into range so the camera can catch a look at the sign. On one side it says:
On the other it says
Fire parades her sign all the way around the ring, as Tytan looks like he wants to just leap out at her. As she makes her way around to a spare chair near the announce table, Tytan is yelling all sorts of poetically nasty things to her, and finally goes to lunge, but Larson grabs him by the shoulder, spins him around and Flair-chops him, launching into Dragon's Fire, finishing up with Dragon's Strike. Tytan falls backward into the ropes and bounces off, which Larson turns into a DDT. The crowd cheers, and Larson starts for the pin, but Tytan gets a shoulder up at one. Tytan stands, a bit groggy and heads to a corner, but Larson is on him, and grabs him into suplex position, but delays it, running across the ring to the far corner...Transporter! He goes for another pin, and Tytan gets the shoulder up again, but not until two this time. Could we be seeing an upset?
Larson decides to slow things down a bit, and transitions to a series of chinlocks. Not the boring Randy Orton-esque chinlock series, but these look like they actually might be doing something. And they might be, because Tytan's face is turning all sorts of colors, prompting Hightower to check those are holds and not chokes. Finally, Larson makes one adjust me too many and that allows Tytan the opportunity to move, getting first to a knee. Larson tries to crank on some more, but then Tytan moves. Larson moves more quickly, and is able to get Tytan over into a crossface. Larson cranks down and Tytan makes the "I'm going to tap....no I'm not....yes I am.....no I'm not......" until he realizes that with one big effort, he can make it to the rope....and he DOES! Hightower signals for the rope break, which Larson ignores until Hightower gets to three, and then he releases it.
As Tytan rolls away from the ropes, Larson commences with the kicks and stomps, but Tytan is a big man, and gets up to his knees. Larson backs up and then starts to come in for the shining wizard, but Tytan stands at the last minute and grabs Larson as he runs in, and plants him with a big spinebuster. Larson is seeing unexpected stars, as it's Tytan's turn to take over on offense. Foot stomps and knee and elbow drops keep Larson on the ground, and Tytan goes to hit a flying leg drop as he slingshots off the ropes, but Larson moves. This doesn't do the damage he hoped though, as Tytan gets up and runs toward Larson, picking him up by the chin, and yelling at him about how he will be cleansed and whatever other pseudo-religious babble there is in this, when he catches Fire out of the corner of his eye. He turns, still holding on to Larson by the chin, and points at her. she merely smiles peacefully, and then.... she gets on her knees and folds her hands, appearing to pray? What the..... This seems to just enrage Tytan even more, if possible, and he gets Larson up to his shoulders to set up the Burning Hammer Bomb...He turns, looks at Fire, who maintains her position, eyes half closed, lips moving. Tytan waits, and then yells her name, which makes her open her eyes. Once she does, Tytan hits the move, and Larson lays motionless on the canvas. Firewoman stands as Tytan does NOT go for the cover, but reaches over and grabs his shovel. Fire walks slowly up to the ring, mouthing the word, "No," but Tytan merely grins, raises the shovel, and brings it down onto Larson's back, at first. Referee Hightower calls for the bell for the DQ.
After the bell rings, Tytan lines up the shovel to Larson's skull. He raises it...and starts to bring it down, but it's momentum is stopped by Firewoman who grabs the handle, maneuvers around and then stands over Larson, protecting him. Tytan steps back in disbelief and shock, as Fire grabs the shovel away from him. She looks like she's ready to use it to strike him, but instead, throws it out of the ring, toward the ramp. It lands with a large clanky thud, and OOWF security hit the ring to get Tytan out of there. Hightower gives him his belt as he's escorted out, as Firewoman helps Larson to his feet.
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