OOWF ThirdWeek Mayhem
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OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Shot Tournament Round 1[/u]
RUN DLP vs. DEATime for the monthly tradition of a trios tournament at Third Week Mayhem and we have quite the interesting opening round match here as Run DEA explodes 2 years later. Things have been contentious between certain parties here and we’ll see how that relates to the upcoming match. “Ladies & Gentlemen” by Saliva begins to play and Firewoman, Alexander, and Alexis make their way out from the back in the DEA jerseys. It’s a massive pop for the three here as they make their way down the aisle. Alexis and Alexander slap a few fans’ hands on their way down the ramp, but Firewoman looks distracted as she slides into the ring and waits in the corner. The Darlings get into the ring and go over some last minute strategy while “Walk This Way” plays and Run DLP makes their way out from the bag. Big cheers for Texpress and some cheers for Davin but you can hear audible boos from pockets in the crowd as well. Davin ignores it as he double jumps into the ring and begins the obligatory trash talking in the Darling twins direction. We hear an audible “carried your asses” and it seems like both Darlings want to get at Davin, but Davis Hightower steps in between and Chad and Zane bring Davin back into their corner. Some basic rules are gone over and it looks like Alexander and Chad will be starting us off tonight.
The bell rings and we are underway. We go through the motions early on as we get some nice chain wrestling from two former Onslaught Champions in Chad and Alex and we get the obligatory indy cheer when both get back to their feet. Back to action and we get quick tags from both sides. The power advantage that Zane and Davin possess do seem to be taking their toll on all three members of DEA, but the quickness of DEA is keeping Run DLP off kilter as well. Five of the six people in this match seem to be on top of their games for this match, but for a change of pace it’s not Davin who is off, but Firewoman. In fact, Davin looks as good as he’s looked in a long time as he really works over Alexis early on. He wears her down with some Davinesque sledgehammer like blows, but Alexis is finally able to recover enough and does a forward roll into DEA’s corner where she tags in her brother. And just as it looks like we’re going to get the first Davin and Alexander action in the match, Davin quickly tags out to Zane and rolls to the floor while pointing at his head. Alexander walks to the ropes and begins jawing with Davin on the floor which is a huge mistake as he forgot all about Zane who straight deadlifts Alex into a release German suplex and Alexander barely avoids landing on his head.
And it looks like Alexander will play the face-in-peril, otherwise known as the Ricky Morton, of this first portion of the match. Zane and Chad go back and forth really working over Alex and keeping him cut off from his partners. Davin tags in a few times and really puts the boots to Alex and he even gets him up for a long delayed vertical suplex. Another quick tag to Madison and Alex really needs to make a tag and it looks like he’s going to get a chance after Chad goes to the top and comes off for a splash, but Alex gets the knees up. Both men are down as the ref begins his count, Alex slowly drags himself to his feet and starts stumbling to his corner but Chad grabs a hold of Alexander’s leg which winds up being a mistake as Alex hits the ENZUIGURI. A quick burst and final dive and Firewoman gets the hot tag.
She’s all over the place with rights to Chad, and she catches Zane coming in with a drop kick. Davin follows in and he gets caught with a spinning heel kick from Fire and now Alexis is in the ring as well and she’s trading blows with Chad. Firewoman and Davin crash to the outside and they roll into the barricade. Zane’s back to his feet and he catches Alexis from behind with a Death Drop. Alexander’s back to his feet now and he sees Firewoman and Davin slowly getting back to their feet on the outside. AD motions to Fire and she nods as she lifts Davin all the way up to his feet, Alexander hits the ropes and comes flying across the ring…TOPE CON HILO connects with Davin AND Firewoman as she was a little slow in moving out of the way. Inside the ring, Texpress are still working the double-team on Alexis. Zane lifts Alexis up in a wheelbarrow position as Chad climbs the ropes…TEXAS DEATH SENTENCE and that should be it as Chad makes the cover…
There is no count though as Alexis isn’t the legal person and as Davis is explaining this to the Texans, Alexander is helping Firewoman back into the ring and then he tosses Davin in as well. As Zane charges at Fire, she lowbridges the top and just before Zane goes flying over the top rope Alexander nails Zane with a running Yakuza kick on the apron. Zane snaps back into the ring just as Firewoman lifts Davin up onto her shoulders and takes him down with a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER. Just as Chad’s about to spin Firewoman around, he’s caught from behind with a chop block from Alexis. Meanwhile, Alexander slingshots himself back into the ring and comes down with a leg drop across Zane’s neck. The three members of DEA all look up and see themselves in charge of the match for the first time and they share a silent nod. Alexis locks Chad’s legs, Firewoman locks Davin’s, and Alexander locks Zane’s as all three roll their opponents over…MOTERFUCKIN’ TRIPLESTOMP. Davis is trying to gain control of this match as he pushes the Darlings out of the ring. Fire sets Chad up near the corner and she bounces…BEST FIRESAULT…
No, Davin pulls Chad out of the way and he catches Fire coming off with the moonsault with an out-of-nowhere REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER. Firewoman is in serious trouble now but both legal competitors are down. Now Hightower is trying to get Davin out of the ring as Chad slowly drags himself to his feet and to his corner. He tags in Zane who makes his way over to Fire and makes the cover, but Hightower is still arguing with Davin about the correct way to conjugate verbs in German. Finally, Chad pulls Davin away from Davis and he turns in time to see the cover…
1…
2…
No, Fire’s able to get her shoulder up. Zane looks annoyed as he drags Firewoman up by the hair and starts to walk towards his corner but Fire starts firing kicks to Zane’s legs and he’s forced to let her go. Firewoman barrel rolls into the corner and tags in Alexander. AD ducks under a clothesline attempt from Zane and he goes right after Davin knocking him off the apron and he hits the canvas hard and he falls back crashing into the barricade. This is about to bring Chad into the ring, but Alexis sees that coming and she runs full speed towards Alex who catapults her into a dropkick that takes Chad off the apron as well. Zane charges Alexander who once again ducks under. As Zane puts on the brakes and turns around, he’s caught right in the face with a SUPERKICK from Firewoman. Zane stumbles backwards and turns right around into a SUPERKICK from Alexis. Zane still on his feet as he spins right into a third SUPERKICK from Alexander. But before he crashes to the mat, Alexander lifts him onto his shoulders. He places Zane’s arm across his throat…DARLING DRIVER and it connects. Alexander makes the cover…
One…Firewoman cuts off Davin.
Two…Alexis cuts off Chad.
Three!!!
WINNERS in 15:45…Firewoman, Alexis, and Alexander Darling. DEA.
MOOSEHEAD JACK, STANK & LD WILLIAMS vs. MATT FOLZ, STAN FULTON & SEAN MOOREFolz, Fulton and Moore are announced and make their way to the ring, the fans roar their approval at the trio. They climb into the ring and Folz looks like he will be starting things for his team. Next up, Moose, Stank and LD are announced and those cheers quickly turn to boos as the three of them make their way to the ring. Moose laughs at the boos and threatens several fans, LD and Stank just remain focused. They climb into the ring and Moose starts to go after Folz, making a slicing motion across his throat. LD holds him back, and LD is going to start the match against his longtime rival. The referee calls for the bell and we are underway.
LD and Folz lock up and push one another around the ring. Finally LD backs Folz into the corner and lights him up with chops and punches. Folz reverses it and lays into LD as well. LD reverses it again and is about to unleash some CANADIAN VIOLENCE on Folz when the referee gets between them and separates them. LD backs to the middle of the ring and motions for Folz to come at him. Folz does and they lock up again, Folz slips behind LD and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX dropping LD on the back of his head. LD is quickly to one knee, Folz charges in and tries a kick to the face, but LD avoids the kick and pulls Folz other leg from beneath him sending him to the mat. LD immediately flips Folz over and tries to get him in the crossface but Folz grabs the bottom rope forcing the break.
LD pulls Folz to his feet and tries to pull him to the former Five corner, LD reaches out and tags Stank, but Folz pulls away from LD and backs to the middle of the ring and tags in Moore. Moore and Stank slowly circle and lock up, Moore grabs Stank’s arm and wrings it and catches him with a kick to the ribs that drops him to one knee. Moore then let’s go of the arm and catches him with a kick to the back of the head sending the big man to the mat. Moore rolls Stank over and covers, but only gets a one count. Moore pulls Stank to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a flying forearm to the face that sends the big man reeling back to the corner. Moore gets to his feet and charges into the corner, but Stank explodes out of the corner and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Stank stomps a mudhole in Moore then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a boot to the face. Moore hits the mat and Stank drops an elbow across his chest and covers, but Moore kicks out at one.
Stank pulls Moore up again and tries a whip to the corner, but Moore scales the ropes and leaps back at Stank with a cross body block. Stank catches him and calmly walks to his corner and tags Moose in. Stank shifts Moore around and drops him to the mat with a side slam while Moose climbs to the second rope and leaps, dropping a leg across Moore’s chest. Moose covers, but Moore kicks out at two. Moose shows his usual insanity and HAMMERS Moore with punches to the face. Moore fights to his feet and the two of them have a good old fashioned throw down in the middle of the ring.
Moore begins to get the better of Moose battering him with punches and a headbutt to the face, but Moose rakes the eyes sending Moore staggering. Moose bounds off the ropes and charges at Moore, but he catches him and THROWS him with a release overhead belly to belly suplex, sending Moose crashing into the corner, then out of the ring to the floor. Moore reaches out and tags in Fulton. Fulton steps into the ring, then leaves and pulls Moose off the floor and slams him back first into the apron. Moose snarls in pain as he slumps to the floor. Fulton pulls him up, scoops him up and slams him on the concrete floor, then steps on his chest. Moose grunts in pain, then Fulton steps off and rolls Moose into the ring. Inside the ring, Fulton whips Moose into the corner HARD, then as he staggers out, he traps Moose in a bear hug. Moose snarls and quickly fights out of it by biting Fulton on the forehead.
Fulton drops Moose and staggers around the ring, Moose tags in LD. LD charges into the ring and takes Fulton down with a chop block to the back of the knee. Once on the mat, LD grabs his leg and repeatedly kicks his hamstring and the back of his knee. LD locks in several spinning toe holds trying for a submission, then traps Fulton in a figure four – barely – trying for the submission. Fulton snarls in pain and slowly drags his large frame to the ropes and finally grabs the bottom rope and forces the break. Fulton pulls himself to his feet in the corner and LD charges in and climbs to the second rope and starts the ten punches of doom, but Fulton shoves him off after four. LD crashes to the mat hard. As he gets to his feet he turns to Fulton and the big man comes out of the corner and catches LD with a WICKED forearm to the side of the head. LD falls to the mat, he may be out cold! Fulton reaches out and tags in Folz.
Folz charges into the ring and grabs LD’s leg and traps him in an ANKLE LOCK! Stank steps into the ring, which brings Moore in as well. The referee turns to get Moore out of the ring and Moose charges in and SLAMS Folz on the back of the head with a punch. Folz slumps to the mat, not moving. As Moose turns and leaves the ring, we see him ditch a pair of brass knuckles. LD Williams rolls Folz over and covers him, hooking the leg. The referee never saw the knuckles, he hits the mat and counts one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 13:39 – Moosehead Jack, Stank & LD Williams
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS & ERIC O’MACDrink and Destroy are announced first and make their way to the ring led by DVD. The fans roar their approval at this trio and they salute the fans as they climb into the ring. The Flyin Hawaiians with Noelani are announced and they are cheered pretty loudly. Eric O’Mac is announced next and those cheers are quickly mixed with boos. Eric doesn’t even notice, he makes his way to the ring while on his cell phone, ignoring everyone around him. They make their way to the ring and without even realizing it, the referee calls for the bell and Kai and Aina have left the ring and wait on the apron. Eric is standing in the corner with his back to the ring, not paying a bit of attention. Jack gets tired of waiting and charges into the corner and KILLS Eric with double knees to the back into a LUNGBLOWER! Eric howls in pain as his cell phone goes flying into the fifth row.
Jack pulls Eric to his feet and sends him to the ropes and buries a knee in his gut on the rebound sending him to the mat. Eric crawls over to the Flyin Hawaiian corner and tags in Kai, then bails out of the ring to the floor. Kai steps between the ropes and he and Jack circle and lock up. Jack grabs a side head lock and Kai shoves him to the ropes and leapfrogs a charging Jack on the rebound, then catches him with a drop kick to the jaw as he rebounds. Kai covers, but Jack kicks out at one. Kai grabs Jack’s arm and holds on and reaches out and tags in Aina. Kai pins Jack to the mat and Aina climbs to the top rope and drops a head butt on Jack’s head. Aina covers, but Jack kicks out at two. Aina pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a big chop sending him to the mat. Aina covers again, but once again Jack kicks out at two.
Aina reaches back and tags Kai back into the match, then pulls Jack to his feet again and sends him to the ropes. Aina drops to the mat and as Jack leaps over him, Kai POPS him in the face with a super kick! Jack crumbles to the mat and Kai covers, but DH comes in and breaks up the cover with a kick to the back of the head. Kai pulls Jack up and sends him to the corner and charges in for a diving head butt, but Jack moves out of the way and Kai slams face first into the turnbuckle, but being Hawaiian, which is like Samoan, it doesn’t face Kai. However, when he turns around and Jack catches him with a straight right to the jaw, that does. Jack grabs Kai and bulldogs him out of the corner, then tags in Danny Taylor.
Taylor comes in and scoops Kai up and drives him to the mat, then bounds off the ropes and drops a fist between Kai’s eyes and comes up shaking his hand a bit. Kai gets to his feet and swings wildly at Taylor, Taylor easily avoids it and grabs Kai and hits the LETHAL COMBINATION driving him to the mat. Taylor covers, but Aina breaks it up at two with a chop to the back of the neck on Taylor. Taylor is a little slow to his feet and Kai catches him with a spinning heel kick, then sends him to the corner and sets him on the top rope for a suplerplex. Taylor holds on and Kai can’t pull the move off. After struggling several times with it, Kai releases it and leaps up and takes Taylor off the top turnbuckle with a HURRACARANA! Taylor flies across the ring and Kai covers, but he only gets a two count. Kai gets to his feet and waits for Taylor to get to his feet, but Eric reaches out and tags himself into the match much to the dismay of the Hawaiians.
Eric comes in and tries a clothesline on Taylor, but Taylor ducks and Eric hits the ropes, rebounds and gets caught with a BIG BOOT to the face! Eric dramatically falls to the mat and Taylor tags in DH Magnusson. DH comes in and pulls Eric to his feet and hits DREAM STREET! DH covers but Kai comes in and breaks it up at two. Magnusson pulls Eric to his feet and sends him to the ropes, tags in Jack and drops to his knees and catches Eric with a punch to the gut doubling him over. Jack tags in Taylor then bounces off the ropes and catches Eric with a running knee standing him up, then Taylor grabs Eric from behind and DRILLS him with a hangman neck breaker! Taylor covers, but Aina breaks it up at two. Eric struggles to a neutral corner and slumps there facing the crowd. Taylor comes up behind him and grabs him, but Eric NAILS him with a mule kick to the nads sending Taylor to the mat in pain. Eric climbs to the top rope and tries a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH but Taylor gets his knees up and Eric crashes and burns.
Taylor pulls him to his feet and kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a DYNAMITE DROP but Eric saves himself with yet ANOTHER low blow! Taylor staggers away and tags in Magnusson, Eric turns toward his corner, but Magnusson grabs him for another DREAM STREET! Eric reaches out desperately, grabs hold of the referee and intentionally rakes his eyes! The referee falls to the mat, holding his eyes, but also calling for the bell!
WINNERS in 14:08 by Disqualification – Drink & Destroy
Magnusson releases the hold and Eric falls to the mat, rolls out of the ring and staggers up the ramp to safety while Kai, Aina and Noelani look on in fury
CHRIS EVANS vs. RAVENNA BLUE – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchRavenna Blue is announced and makes her way to the ring slapping hands with the fans the whole way and soaking in the cheers of the crowd. She steps into the ring and waves to the fan and the cheers get even louder. The OOWF Intercontinental Champion Chris Evans is announced next and he makes his way to the ring to an equally loud ovation. The climbs into the ring and he and Ravenna meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands. Evans hands off his IC title, and the referee holds it up and is just about to call for the bell when Davin Moreland walks out to the top of the ramp with a chair, opens it up and has a seat. Not to be outdone, Moosehead Jack walks out as well, with a chair of his own and sets it right next to Davin and takes a seat. Ravenna is staring at Moose wondering what the hell he is doing. The bell rings, but Rav doesn’t seem to notice it. Evans grabs her from behind and rolls her up for a quick two count.
Ravenna kicks out and gets to her feet and turns to face Evans. Evans smirks and they lock up and Evans takes her to the mat with an arm drag, Rav quickly works to her feet and reverses it wringing Evans arm. Evans gets to the ropes and forces the break, then turns to lock up with Ravenna again, but catches her with a kick to the side of the knee, then sends her sprawling with a spinning boot to the mouth. Evans covers, but Rav kicks out easily at two.
Rav grabs Evans and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a hurracarana, hooks his legs but he kicks out at two. Both of them are quickly back to their feet. Evans runs to the ropes and Ravenna drops to the mat, Evans steps over her and bounds off the ropes again, Rav tries a hip toss, but Evans blocks it and DECAPITATES her with a clothesline! Evans covers, but Rav kicks out at two. Evans pulls Rav to her feet and hooks her and hits a series of three snap suplexes, then bridges on the last one and tries for the pin, but Ravenna rolls her shoulder. Evans waits for her to get to her feet and sends her to the corner and follows her in for a monkey flip, but Rav lands on her feet and runs to the ropes. Evans tries a clothesline, but Rav ducks it and puts on the break and hits a PELE KICK on Evans! That is normally a move Evans uses! Rav pulls him to his feet and grabs him from behind and hits a belly to back suplex, bridging for a two count.
Evans escapes the pin and slides out of the ring grabbing the back of his head. Ravenna watches him from inside the ring for a moment, and seems to hesitate, then slides out of the ring and rolls him back into the ring and covers again, but Evans kicks out at two. Ravenna hooks and hits a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER! She covers again, but once again Evans kicks out at two. Ravenna sends Evans into the corner and as he staggers forward she elevates him with a big back body drop, then climbs the ropes and waits for Evans to get to his feet. As he does, she leaps at him for another hurracarana, but Evans holds on and SLAMS Ravenna to the mat with a powerbomb folding her in half for a two count. Ravenna kicks out, but Evans keeps hold of her leg and flips her over into an STF. Ravenna grimaces in pain, but manages to grab the bottom rope and force the break.
Evans pulls her to her feet and sends her to the ropes and POPS her with a SUPERKICK! The move sends Ravenna into the ropes, but she manages to hold on, sitting on the middle rope. Evans sees this and charges and BLASTS her with the OLYMPIC STRIKE! Ravenna falls from the ring and hits the floor hard. Evans waits for her to struggle to her feet and gets a running start and dives between the ropes, but Ravenna moves out of the way and Evans SLAMS head first into the guard rail! Evans hits the floor and does not move. Ravenna starts toward him, then sees he is not moving. She motions for the referee to check on him and slides back into the ring. The referee checks on him and after several minutes we see Evans is ok to continue. He slides into the ring and Rav grabs him, still a little tentative and sends him to the ropes. Evans reverses it and catches Rav on the rebound with a belly to belly suplex, driving her to the mat and covering her. The referee hits the mat, one, two…..Ravenna gets her foot on the bottom rope, but before the referee can see it and stop the count, Evans knocks it off…….THREE!
WINNER in 16:11 – Chris Evans
At the top of the ramp Davin Moreland looks pleased, Moose just shakes his head and heads to the back. Evans slips out of the ring and grabs his title and throws it over his shoulder. Inside the ring Ravenna Blue is back on her feet yelling at Evans that her foot was on the ropes. Evans just shrugs and heads to the back leaving Ravenna alone and furious.
OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Shot Tournament Semi-Finals[/u]
DEA vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK, STANK & LD WILLIAMS DEA is announced first, and they are cheered quite loudly, though, there are a few people who are not happy with their win over Run DLP earlier in the evening. The cheers turn completely to boos when Moose, LD and Stank are announced though. Moose is out and walks with A PURPOSE to the ring. He climbs into the ring and points at Darling and motions for him to face him, but Fire steps in front of Alex and goes nose to nose with Moose. Words very quickly escalate to punches and the QUINNS EXPLODE! The referee quickly calls for the bell as the fight starts and LD and Stank hurry to the ring.
Moose and Fire are trading punches like they were Joey Kocur and Bob Probert. Moose, being a little larger, gets the better of Fire and backs her into the corner. Moose takes a step back and tries to land an elbow to Fire’s jaw, but Fire, being a little faster, moves out of the way and peppers Moose with shots to the face. Moose rakes Fire’s eyes sending her staggering across the ring, Moose charges out of the corner and SPEARS Fire between the ropes to the floor. The Quinn siblings continue to brawl on the outside and finally, fearing a double count out, LD, Stank, Alex and Alexis separate them and roll them back into the ring. Fire tags in Alex, Moose is in a rage and doesn’t notice it until Alex charges across the ring and NAILS Moose with a clubbing clothesline. Alex covers, but Moose snarls and kicks out at two.
Moose gets to his feet and goes after Alex, but Alex drop toe-holds him onto the middle rope and backs away. As he does, with the referee not looking, Fire runs down the apron and knees Moose in the head! Alex drags Moose into the ring and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Alex pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon. Moose grabs Alex and DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT, then drags him to the corner and tags in LD Williams.
Moose holds Alex on the mat and LD drops several knees into his ribs, then pulls him up and lifts him and drops him across his knee in a pendulum back breaker. LD tries to snap Alex in half across his knee, but Alex will not give up. LD reaches out and tags in Stank. Stank comes in, with Alex still across LD’s knee, climbs to the second rope and drops an elbow across Alex’s sternum. Stank covers Alex, but Alex manages to kick out at two. Stank pulls Alex to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a big powerslam. Again Stank covers, and again Alex kicks out at two. Stank pulls Alex to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, but Alex shifts his weight in mid air, and slips behind Stank, as he falls he grabs Stank’s head and hits a LUNGBLOWER, but not to Stank’s back, Alex’s knee lands right on the back of Stank’s neck! Alex covers, but Moose comes into the ring and breaks it up with a HARD kick to Alex’s jaw! This brings Fire in, and she tackles Moose and then fall between the ropes again and brawl some more. Alex rolls to his corner, holding his jaw and spitting up some blood and tags in Alexis.
Alexis comes in and waits for Stank to get to one knee then charges across the ring and sends him back to the mat with a scissors kick to the back of the head. Alexis covers, but Stank kicks out at two. She pulls him up again and sends him across the ring and kicks him in the gut doubling him over, then drives him back to the mat with a hangman’s neck breaker! Alexis covers again, but once again Stank kicks out. Stank gets to one knee again and Alexis tries to pull him up, but Stank shoves her away. Alexis charges in and catches him with a kick to the face that staggers the big man. Alexis climbs to the top rope, but LD Williams runs down the apron and knocks her off balance crotching her on the top rope. Alexander Darling races around the ring and pulls LD to the floor and they fight it out. Meanwhile, Stank charges into the corner and grabs Alexis and hits the CTG!! Stank covers, Alex stops brawling with LD and tries to make the save, but Moose shoves Fire away….as he does, Fire stumbles and SLAMS the back of her head on the ring steps! Moose lunges and catches Alex’s boot keeping him from breaking up the pin. Alex turns and lands several stiff kicks to Moose’s face, bloodying his nose in the process, but Moose hangs on long enough for Stank to get the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 20:37 – Moosehead Jack, Stank & LD Williams
Moose, Stank and LD leave the ring while Alex helps Alexis to her feet in the ring. It’s about that time that everyone seems to notice that Firewoman is still lying by the ring steps and has not moved. Alexander slides out of the ring and rushes to check on her and Alexis joins him. Moose takes a few steps toward Fire, then cocks his head, listening once again to someone only he can hear. He smirks, then turns around and heads to the back. Stank and LD turn and follow him, looking a little confused. After a few minutes Alex and Alexis help Fire to her feet and help her to the back to the loud ovation from the crowd.
BRYCE LARSON, THE DEAD & TYLER VANGARDE vs. DRINK & DESTROYDrink and Destroys music hits, and the crowd cheers as they make their way to the ring. D&D looks a little beat up from the previous match, but still ready to fight. The old Devils music hits, and Tyler Vanguarde makes his way to the ring with Bryce Larson and The Dead following close behind. The remnants of Devils haven't been the same sense Ecosystems death, but being the fresher opponents may give them the advantage. DH motions that he will start for his team, and Dead opts to start for his. The ref calls for the bell, and we are underway.
DH and Dead circle, neither wanting to give the other the advantage. DH raises his arm motioning for the test of strength. Dead lifts his arm as well, but instead lands a swift kick to DH's midsection. Dead follows with some hard chops followed by a whip to the ropes. DH rebounds hard, landing a strong shoulderblock that sends Dead to the mat. DH attempts to follow with an elbow drop, but Dead avoids it. Both men lockup with a collar and elbow, and DH gets the advantage, taking Dead into a side headlock. Dead is able to push DH off the ropes, and this time lands a standing dropkick taking DH to the ground. Dead puts the boots to DH as he struggles to his feet. Dead goes for a superkick, but DH catches his foot. Dead responds with a quick enziguri, sending DH back down. Dead pulls him up and locks on a standing armbar before dragging DH to his corner and making the tag to Vanguarde.
Vanguarde nails a kick to DH before taking over the armlock. Vanguarde talks some smack before paintbrushing DH's head with his free hand. This proves to be a mistake, as it fires DH up. Mags grabs Tyler's head with his free hand, and pulls him in for a massive headbutt. This breaks the armlock and rocks Tyler at the same time. DH shakes his arm free, but Tyler recovers and charges at him with a knee to the gut. Tyler follows up with a DDT that plants DH hard. Tyler covers, but DH kicks out at Two. Tyler whips DH to the rope, and ducks his head for the back body drop. DH sees it coming, and puts on the brakes. DH grabs Vanguarde and nails a massive gutwrench powerbomb. DH and Tyler are both down and heading towards their corners.
Both Taylor and Jack have their arms extended, but DH waves them off, saying "I've got this". Unknown to DH, Tyler has made the tag to Bryce Larson, who lands a springboard missile dropkick just as DH gets to his feet. Larson quickly takes control on DH, working over the arm that Dead had attacked earlier. DH is in pain, but continues to fight through it. Larson hits a single armbreaker, and follows by stomping on it. Larson attempts to suplex DH, but he blocks it, and lands a snap suplex of his own. DH grabs Larson and attempts to whip him to the ropes. Larson reverses it and sends DH into the enemy corner. Larson grabs the ref and begins arguing distracting him while Dead and Vanguarde put a beating on DH. This is enough for Jack and Taylor, who charge into the ring and take Larson down with a double clothesline on their way towards DH. Dead and Vanguarde see them coming and are quickly into the ring. A short pier six breaks out as the ref struggles to regain control. Vanguarde clotheslines himself and Outback Jack over the ropes dumping them both at DVD's feet. On the opposite side Danny Taylor is knocked through the ropes and to the outside by The Dead.
The Dead waits until Taylor is on his feet and then charges in with a suicide dive. Taylor sees it coming and dodges at the very last second. Dead eats a face full of barricade. As he turns from that, Taylor grabs him and plants him with a ~Dynamite Drop~ on the outside. Dead is dead. On the other side of the ring, Tyler loads up for the red mist, but as he lets it fly, DVD throws himself between Tyler and Jack. DVD takes the mist full on in the face, and begins flailing wildly. Vanguarde is distracted by this and doesn't notice Jack until it's too late. Outback Jack nails a massive ~Chomp~ and Vanguarde is down for the count. Meanwhile inside the ring Larson has put
DH in the corner and has mounted him with corner punches. The ref is distracted by DVD's flailing, and doesn't notice Jack and Taylor slide into the ring. They grab Larson from behind lifting him into the air. DH hops up to the second turnbuckle, and flies off with a hooking clothesline right as Jack and Taylor drop Larson with a double team powerbomb. Larson lands hard, and DH goes for a cover. Jack gets the ref's attention, as Taylor heads to DVD's aid. The ref makes the three count, and this match is over.
WINNERS in 13:26 Drink and Destroy
Taylor slides back into the ring with DVD and a towel, and they all celebrate DH's amazing outing, as they realize that the night is not yet over for them.
TYTAN vs. CONCRETE TG vs. J-P SPARXX – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat MatchCrete comes out to cheers. Sparxx and Jewel come out to mixed reactions. Finally Tytan (with shovel) comes out to boos, and holds the belt high up, mocking. Hightower grabs the belt and shovel from him, shows the belt to everyone, passes the belt and shovel off, and starts to call for the bell...but AGAIN, Firewoman's music hits, and again she comes down the ramp, walking less than steady after she slammed her head into the steps. Or, as I am sure Fire will tell it, her brother slammed her head into the steps, with the 'Repent Tytan/He Is Returning" sign from last week. She parades around the ring and then sits at the side of the announce table, hands clasped together in prayer. Tytan merely looks at her and laughs, but Sparxx starts to talk some trash as the bell sounds. Fatal mistake as Tytan grabs Sparxx by the back of the head and lifts up into the air, twisting him around for a gut buster, but Crete intervenes with a chop block to the back of Tytan's legs. Tytan drops Sparxx as he hits the mat with a knee. Sparxx bounces up, hits the ropes, and flies off with a lariat, knocking Tytan backward. He goes for the quick pin, and it's not clear whether it's Tytan's quick shoulder or Crete's quick pulling of Sparxx off Tytan, but it doesn't work. All three men get to their feet and the Stare Sown of Intense Drama begins!
Sparxx, being new, makes the first move, and kicks Crete in the gut, then Tytan, but Tytan grabs his leg. Never mind, Sparxx has another, and he enziguiris him. He follows up with a bounce of the ropes and a dropkick to Crete, but Tytan has recovered, and hits Sparxx as he's down with an elbow drop, right to the ribs. Sparxx doubles over, and Tytan makes the pin, one...two...NO! Sparxx kicks out as Crete comes in to break up the pin. Crete stands but Tytan tackles him and rains down punches on the hero's head. Crete covers as best he can to protect himself. Tytan gets bored with this, stands and picks Crete up. He nails Sparxx with a big boot, taking him out, and drags Crete to the side of the ring where Fire is seated. He clearly states "Here's what happens to heroes!" He lifts Crete up and hits the Helios Bomb (Crucifix Powerbomb). He goes for the pin, one...two....NO! Sparxx recovers and breaks it up. Tytan turns on Sparxx who tells him to just bring it. Tytan makes a run for Sparxx, but Sparxx is close to the ropes, and does the trick where he ducks, pulling the ropes down, and Tytan goes sailing over. He hits the floor with a thud. Sparxx leans over the ropes mocking him, and Tytan stands, growls, and rushes toward the ring. He grabs Sparxx's foot, and pulls so that Sparxx hits the canvas. Tytan pulls him out of the ring, so he lands on the mat. Jewel comes over to distract Tytan, but does the typical WWE Diva Cower when he turns to face her. He advances on her as she backs up. Fire awakens from her daze and pulls Jewel out of the way when Tytan goes to grab her. Of course, she wasn't that gentle, so she hits the guard rail hard. Fire stands between Tytan and Jewel. The two smile at each other, until Tytan hears that Hightower has started the count. He turns to see Sparxx has made his way back into the ring, and is again leaning over mocking him. But again, Sparxx makes a rookie mistake and turns his back on Crete, who has recovered from the big boot. Crete catches him with a quick roll up, one..two.. NO! Sparxx kicks out.
We cut to outside of the ring, where Jewel is protesting that Fire was too rough with her. Fire looks like she wants to show her the definition of just what "too rough" looks like, but regains her composure and takes her seat, folding her hands once again.
Back in the ring, Crete and Tytan are throwing haymakers at each other, while Sparxx lurks around, waiting for an opening. Finally he sees it, as Tytan grabs Crete's arm mid-punch and throws him to the ropes. Crete rebounds out as Sparxx leaps deftly to the top rope, and then flies off with a beautiful Tornado DDT, sending Crete flying and surprising Tytan. Sparxx makes his way over for the pin, one..two...NO! Crete kicks out, as Tytan once again grabs Sparxx by the back of the neck. He bullies him all the way over to the side (away from the announce table, Fire, and Jewel) and tosses him over board. Sparxx lands hard with a thud, as Jewel rushes over. Firewoman stands to see what may very well be endgame, as Tytan is in a rage. Crete stands as Crete does...heroically! and brings the double axe handle down on the back of Tytan's neck. Tytan turns, holding his neck, and Crete knocks him down with a drop toe hold. He whirls around behind Tytan, grabs his legs, and gets him up into the Final Justice (wheelbarrow powerbomb)! Tytan hits the mat face-first, and Crete rolls him over for the pin, one ... two....thr..no!!!! Apparently, dropping Tytan on his face is not enough to hurt the monster, and he he rolls away from Crete. The two men get slowly to their feet. They turn to square off again, and exchange a few more punches. Meanwhile Sparxx has made his way in to the ring, and leaps onto Crete's back, trying to apply the sleeper hold. Crete disengages from Tytan, and runs back first into the ring post, sandwiching Sparxx between him and the post. Sparxx crumbles to the mat, as Crete turns his attention back to Tytan, but that was just the space Tytan needed. Tytan plants a big boot right in Crete's face, and before he falls, Tytan grabs him and lifts him up to his shoulders. Tytan turns slowly around in the ring as the fans boo loudly, and then plants Crete to the mat with The Wrath of God (burning hammer). He makes the pin one...two...THREE!
WINNER in 21:01 - Tytan
Tytan rolls out of the ring, grabs his shovel and a mic and rolls back in.
Tyt: Here's your hero...I will purge him, just as I purged Ecosystem.
Tytan drops the mic and raises the shovel over Crete. Sparxx leaps toward Tytan to stop him, but Tytan catches on, and turns, nailing Sparxx once more in the ribs. Sparxx crumbles as Jewel tries to rush in, only to be pulled back (hard) again by Firewoman. Tytan smirks at them, and then turns back toward Crete. He raises the shovel again and....he is hit from behind! Firewoman has grabbed the World Championship Title belt and clobbered Tytan with it. She kicks him in the ribs until he rolls over on his back, grabs the mic and puts her foot on his throat.
FW: One move....I dare you.
Tytan tries to remove her foot, but she just adds a tad more pressure and he stops.
FW: You won. You hold the belt. But you are no champion. You are a murderer...a betrayer....your name is synonymous with all that is wrong in this industry...all that Junichiro Muyo, the man who gave you a chance, turned your life around, and brought you out of the depths of your despair...all that he was fighting against. You have twisted and perverted it to something that he would not recognize and could never support.
Well no more. NO MORE will evil triumph over good. Your reign of terror is over.
Fire turns her attention to the back.
That goes for everyone back there. The fighting in the ring is what we do. The rest of it outside the ring? It's done. Anyone who violates this will have me to answer to. We need to be ready....because one day it will be too late to change. So repent now, while you have the chance.
Because He...Is ... Returning!
Firewoman drops the mic, and with a slight push off Tytan's throat, she walks out of the ring, soaking up cheers, but a few boos as well, and walks to the back. Tight camera shot on Tytan, holding his throat, and trying to catch his breath.
Tytan grabs the mic, gasping for breath in a raspy voice
Tyt: So……..Fire…….you think you are the new messiah? You think you make the rules around here? Fine. No more backstage attacks? Fine. <Tytan looks over at a prone Crete> Fine. Your rules, this is on YOU!
<Tytan grabs Crete and lifts him up and hits a TYTAN DRIVER! Crete’s once injured neck is DRIVEN into the mat and he is motionless. Tytan gets to his feet and raises his title, glaring at Fire. Fire has a look of shock on her face
MOOSEHEAD JACK, STANK & LD WILLIAMS vs. DRINK & DESTROY – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Shot Tournament FinalsMoosehead Jack, Stank, and L.D. Williams enter first, ignoring the jeers of the crowd as they stalk to the ring. Moose slouches in the corner while Stank and Williams discuss strategy, never taking their eyes off the audience. The lights dim, and spotlights scan the arena until they focus in on Drink and Destroy making their way through the crowd. Outback Jack, D.H. Magnusson, and Danny Taylor climb over the railing and into the ring. There’s no face off in the middle of the ring, and neither team bothers with threats or intimidation. These men know each other far too well for to waste their time with that. Both teams wait in their corners while referee Junior Hale gives his instructions and calls for the bell. Williams and Taylor opt to start out, and we’re underway.
They circle and lock up. Williams immediately slips behind Taylor with a waistlock. Taylor reverses, muscles Williams up, and drives him to the mat. Taylor grabs for the leg, but Williams kicks free. Both men are up, and Williams buries a knee in Taylor’s stomach and shoves him into the corner. Williams attacks with chops, and then Taylor reverses their positions and gets in a few of his own. Williams blocks an Irish whip attempt, and Taylor responds with a hard European uppercut. Williams staggers, and Taylor snaps him over with a suplex. Taylor off the ropes with a knee drop to the head. He sits Williams up and kicks him in the back, and then drags him up and powers him over with a gut wrench suplex. Taylor rolls him up into a front facelock and reaches out for the tag.
OBJ and Taylor each wind one of Williams’ arms, double him over, and drive twin elbows into the back of his head. OBJ drops a pair of elbows, and then stands Williams up and hits the ropes for the Boomerang. Williams ducks and tries for a spine buster on the return trip, but OBJ slams his forearms across Williams’ ears mid-move, and they both hit the mat hard. OBJ is up first and drags Williams up, no selling a couple of punches and dropping him with a head butt. He kicks Williams onto his stomach and tries for the Crocodile Hunter, but Williams rolls free. OBJ moves in and Williams punches him in the stomach, and then staggers him with a European uppercut. Williams sends OBJ to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline, and then drags him to the corner and tags Stank.
Williams holds OBJ open and Stank comes off the ropes with a brutal kick to the ribs. He backs OBJ into the corner with shots to the body. He starts an Irish whip and then sends him back into the corner, following him in with a shoulder to the gut. Stank tries to haul OBJ onto his shoulders, but OBJ drops behind him and grabs a waistlock. Stank breaks free with an elbow to the face. He turns and slams OBJ with a head butt, and tags in Moosehead Jack. They send OBJ to the ropes, and Stank elevates him and drives him down onto Moose’s knee. Moose covers, but OBJ kicks out at two. Moose mounts OBJ and starts hammering him in the face with punches. Junior orders him to break, but Moose ignores him and Junior is forced to pull him off. Moose immediately lunges back at OBJ and starts choking him. Junior counts, and Moose breaks at four, getting to his feet and snarling at the referee. While they’re arguing, OBJ hooks Moose from behind and rolls him up for a two-count. When Moose kicks out, OBJ dives for his corner and tags D.H. Magnusson.
DH storms across the ring and Moose turns just in time to get leveled by a clothesline. DH doesn’t miss a beat and barrels into the corner, nailing Williams in the face with a forearm. Williams flies off the apron and crashes to the floor. Stank lunges into the ring, but Junior gets in his way. Stank rears back, but stops short of leveling the ref. He steps back onto the apron as DH sends Moose to the ropes and tosses him with a back body drop. Moose rolls to his knees, and DH drives a knee into his face and nails him with the Thundercrack. He drags Moose to his feet and elbows him in the face. He hooks him - Dreamstreet! DH cinches in the Dragon sleeper. Moose struggles, but he’s fading - and Stank comes in with a running kick to the head to break the hold. Stank drags DH to his feet and starts hammering him with forearms. OBJ and Taylor are in and pull him off, DH gets in some shots on Stank before OBJ and Taylor send Stank to the ropes. They set themselves for a tandem clothesline, but Williams slams into Taylor with a flying tackle. This also knocks OBJ off balance, allowing Stank to nail him with a spear. The move drives both men into the ropes, and they tumble out to the floor.
Williams sets Taylor up for the Canadian Deatroyer, but DH levels him with a clothesline before he can hit it. Taylor grabs Williams’ legs and rolls him over into a Boston crab. DH hits the ropes and drives and elbow into his back. DH sees Moose getting up and kicks him in the head. He drags Moose to his feet and winds his arm. Moose ducks the Jersey Hammer, winds DH’s arm up behind his head, and nails the Heartpunch. Before DH can fall, he yanks him forward and drops him with a DDT. Moose rolls to his feet and kicks Taylor in the head to break the Boston crab, and then hits him with a DDT as well. Moose covers DH, but Taylor dives onto them to break it up just before three.
At ringside, Stank and OBJ have brawled their way to an announce table and cleared it off. Stank gains a momentary advantage and tosses OBJ onto the table. He climbs up after him and hauls OBJ onto his shoulders. He tries for the Stank-U, but OBJ swings his weight around and turns it into a DDT. They crash through the table and neither man is moving. Junior goes out to check on them as Jack drags DH to his feet. Taylor is up as well. He spins Jack around and nails him in the face with a forearm, which sends Moose into DH, who does the same. They go back-and-forth a couple of times, until Williams gets behind Taylor and locks on a full nelson. Moose takes advantage with a hard kick to the groin. Taylor doubles over, and Williams plants him with a Canadian Destroyer. DH attacks Moose, driving him back to the ropes. Williams chop blocks DH, knocking him into Moose, who hooks him and nails the Ranhei. Williams slides out of the ring and grabs Junior, pointing toward Moose, who’s making a cover. Junior slides into the ring and Williams drags Taylor out to the floor as Junior counts One…Two…Three.
WINNERS, in 15:37, Moosehead Jack, Stank, and L.D.Williams.
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