OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Sturgis, SD
BOARDWALK SAINTS vs. DEADTVDH and Lexie make their way to the ring first to a loud ovation from the crowd. Dead is announced next and comes out to a chorus of boos. Tyler is announced last and gets even more boos from the crowd. Dead decides to start for his team, and Lexie starts for hers. The ref calls for the bell, and we are underway. Lexie and Dead circle and lockup. Dead is able to get Lexie in an arm wrench, but she fights back with chops forcing the break. Lexie comes off the ropes and Dead leapfrogs her with a smile. Lexie comes off the opposite ropes, and Dead leapfrogs her again. Lexie puts on the brakes this time, and nails Dead with a massive slap when he turns around. Dead turns red with rage, and moves to clothesline Lexie, but she stops him with a drop toe hold. Lexie floats over into a side headlock. Lexie drags Dead to her corner, and Tags DH. Dead is able to pull free and makes a tag to Tyler.
Tyler comes into the ring and charges straight after DH. This proves to be a mistake, as DH levels him with a shoulder block. Tyler is back up, and directly back down as DH clotheslines his head nearly off. Tyler is up once again, but slower this time. DH is ready and nails a kick to the gut followed by a snap suplex. DH tags Lexie back in who nails a springboard swanton onto Tyler. Lexie covers, but Tyler kicks out at two. Lexie picks Tyler up and whips him off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, Tyler holds onto the ropes, and Lexie eats the mat hard. Tyler is down as well, and both go to the corner for the tag. Lexie is able to get her tag first, and DH is a house en fuego.
Dh charges across the ring grabbing Tyler before he can make the tag, and leveling him with a massive German suplex. Dead has had enough and enters the ring himself, but DH is ready and cuts him off with a massive haymaker. DH follows this up by tossing Dead over the top rope and to the floor below. Tyler is back on his feet but has no time to recover, as DH charges back with a Mafia kick nearly decapitating him. DH picks Tyler up into a vertical suplex position, and to the cheers of the crowd walks over to his corner while maintaining the hold. Lexie tags herself in and heads to the top rope. Lexie nails the suspended Tyler with a high flying cross body block. She makes the cover as DH puts a boot to Dead keeping him out of the ring. The ref counts the three..
WINNERS in 7:38 DH Magnusson and Lexie Darling
BRYCE LARSON vs. MATT FOLZThe two Unforgiven members hit the ring, both looking a little confused on why they've been booked in this match, but both shrugging and shaking hands before the bell rings.
Folz shoots in quickly, taking Larson down with a double leg takedown, then bridging, getting a very close 2 count right off the bat. Both men kipping up, smiling at each other, before going into a collar and elbow tie up. Folz uses his strength and weight advantage to drive Larson into the corner and unleashes WISCONSIN VIOLENCE!! Chop (crowd: wooo!!) chop (Wooo!!!!) chop (WOOOOO!!!) Nice chain wrestling sequence follows for a few minutes, before Folz shoots Larson off the ropes, looking for the spine buster, but puts his head down too early and gets reversed into a swinging neck breaker by Bryce.
Scoop slam followed by a knee drop that gets a one count for Larson. Brainbuster gets a close two count for Larson, followed by a bridging German Suplex for another 2 count. Folz up to his feet, but not for long, as he's taken down by a beautiful lariat. Larson locks in the Cattle Mutilation tight. Folz struggling, referee right there to ask if he wants to quit, but Folz shakes his head and barely gets a foot over the ropes, forcing Larson to break the hold. Larson slams Folz down again and climbs up top, Missile Dropkick connects, for another close 2 count. Larson stalks Folz, waiting for him to get up, super kick connects. Folz up again, another super kick. Larson looks to complete Shinobi's rage with another superkick, but Folz just barely ducks, slipping behind Larson to lock in the Folzmission. Larson struggles, trying to avoid tapping, but he's too far from the ropes. He eventually has no choice.
WINNER by submission in 7:30, Matt Folz
ERIC O’MAC vs. LD WILLIAMS vs. DAVIN MORELANDLD Williams is announced first and makes his way to the ring, the fans give him a surprising amount of cheers considering he is still, at least somewhat, aligned with Moose and Stank. LD ignores it anyway and makes his way to the ring and waits in the corner. Next out is Davin Moreland, and he is booed loudly. Davin looks at the fans and just shakes his head and heads to the ring. He waits in the corner opposite from LD and the two rivals eye one another carefully. Finally, Eric O’ Mac is announced, and he comes to the ring looking more determined than we have seen him in a long time. Eric gets to the ring then……..turns and heads to the announce booth and joins Razz, Russ and Nash on commentary?
Russ: ok I guess Mr. O’Mac is joining us on commentary, someone get him a headset
Razz: Nice to have you with us Eric, gotta say, this is a bit of a surprise
EOM: You want to know why I am doing this? I came back to the OOWF to prove a point, not to be involved in curtain jerking pointless three way matches <yelling to the referee> RING THE DAMN BELL ALREADYThe bell rings and Davin and LD shrug and move to the middle of the ring and lock up. LD takes Davin to the mat with a side head lock, but Davin is quickly up to his feet and shoves LD to the ropes and catches him with a knee to the gut, then lifts him for a power bomb, but LD slides down Davin’s back and rolls him up for a one count, Davin rolls through it and explodes out of a three point stance and KILLS LD with a clothesline, slamming the back of his head into the mat. Davin pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a kick to the face, but LD catches his foot and dragon screws him to the mat, drops an elbow across his knee and works Davin’s leg.
EOM: This is exactly the shit I am talking about! LD just lost his Onslaught title – a title I was cheated out of without actually LOSING the belt – and Davin just started some group to get even with Alexander Darling. Well let me ask you something Russ, Razz and Nash, WHY THE HELL WAS I NOT INVITED INTO ONE OF THOSE GROUPS! I am the GREATEST PURE WRESTLER in the OOWF, and here I am facing a couple of nobodies to open Mayhem
Nash: Well I wouldn’t exactly call them nobodies
EOM: NO-BODIESDavin has works to his feet and tries an enzuguri, but LD ducks it and shoves Davin to the ropes when he lands on his feet. LD catches Davin with a kick to the gut and tries a suplex, but Davin blocks it, then reverses it, keeping LD in the air for a long time before falling back to the mat. Davin floats over and covers, but LD kicks out at two. Davin pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the corner and charges in after him with a clothesline, crushing LD in the corner. Davin keeps him there and turns around and hammers him with elbows to the side of the head, then lets him stagger out, bounds off the ropes and KILLS him with a clothesline. Davin covers, but once again, LD kicks out at two.
Russ: well, what I don’t understand is this; if you believe you are that good, and I don’t doubt you do, then why aren’t you in the ring beating these “nobodies”
<Eric doesn’t say a word, but we hear his chair roll back and his mic hit the table>Davin gets to his feet and waits for LD to get to his, he runs the ropes, going for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, but Eric low bridges him, sending Davin tumbling over the top rope. Eric grabs Davin and SLAMS him face first into the ring post. LD reaches through the ropes trying to grab Eric, but Eric grabs a lead pipe from under the ring and SLAMS it upside LD’s head sending him tumbling back into the ring! Eric climbs to the top rope and hits the MAC ATTACK on LD, hooks the leg and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 10:59 – Eric O’Mac
Eric doesn’t even wait for the referee to raise his hand, he gets to his feet and leaves the ring and heads up the ramp, never once looking back.
SEAN MOORE vs. J-P SPARXX – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchJ-P Sparxx is announced and makes his way to the ring as “Let It Rock” blasts throughout. Jewel is attached to his hip as he makes it into the ring and does some posing for the fans, who are about 50/50 on Sparxx. He'll take it, this is a vast improvement over the 0/100 it was just a few months ago. Sparxx seems to be up to this one tonight, as he now waits in the corner, completely focused and not paying a bit of attention to anything going on around him. The OOWF Onslaught Champion Sean Naomh Moore is announced, wearing the championship around his waist, getting a very positive response. Apparently hanging with D&D will do that for you. He climbs in and does some posing before handing the belt to Senior Referee Davis Hightower, who will be our referee this evening. Hightower holds the belt high up in the air. This match is for the OOWF Onslaught Championship. He hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
In true OOWF Onslaught tradition, Hightower calls for the handshake. Both men eye each other warily, before begrudgingly shaking hands. Sparxx, since he's Sparxx, says something smart-assed. Probably about the Champ's mother. Moore shoves Sparxx away and they lock up and shove each other around the ring like bulls. Moore uses his size advantage to push Sparxx back into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, and Moore backs off. Sparxx comes out of the corner again and they lock up one more time. Sparxx grabs Moore’s arm and wrings it and snaps it, momentarily dropping Moore to one knee. Moore immediately springs back to his feet and grabs Sparxx’s arm and wrings it, and snaps it several times, driving Sparxx to the mat. Moore reverses the hold into a top wrist lock and puts all his weight on Sparxx’s arm, driving his arm down into his shoulder. Some people would tap out to this and cost themselves an actual chance at a championship; but there are no Darlings in this match. Sparxx grimaces in pain, but fights to his feet and backs Moore against the ropes, then catches him with a knee to the gut and sends Moore to the ropes. Sparxx bends over a moment too soon and Moore catches him with a kick to the arm that stands him up, then Moore nearly takes his head off with a clothesline.
Moore drops an elbow across Sparxx’s chest and covers, that gets two. Moore gets to his feet and grabs Sparxx’s arm and drops a leg across it. Sparxx howls in pain as Moore keeps him on the mat and drops several knees onto his arm. Sparxx works to one knee, but Moore uses his weight advantage to drive Sparxx back to the mat, face first, then traps him in a hammerlock trying for the submission. Sparxx just snarls at the referee when he asks him if he wants to quit, and starts the long journey to the ropes, finally making it and forcing the break. J-P Sparxx has used his first rope break.
Sparxx slides out of the ring and tries to shake some feeling back into his arm. Moore comes to the ropes and pulls Sparxx onto the apron and lifts him and suplexes him into the ring, rolls over and covers. THAT gets two. Moore pulls Sparxx to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a Belly to Belly suplex, but Sparxx slams him in the face with a head butt, then a second, then a third dropping him to one knee. Sparxx pulls him up and DRIVES him to the mat with a wicked DDT! Sparxx gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across the back of Moore’s head. Then rakes his face across the mat viciously, he is about to get a warning from the referee when he stops. Sparxx pulls Moore to his feet and shoves him back into the corner and starts to beat the bejeezus out of Moore; beating him to the mat with chops, punches and kicks! Sparxx backs across the ring and charges in and rakes his boot across Moore’s eyes sending him to the mat. Sparxx pulls Moore out of the corner some, and covers, but Moore is able to reach out and grab the bottom rope forcing the break. Sean Naomh Moore has used his first rope break.
Sparxx breaks but only for a second, then grabs Moore and HAMMERS him with forearms to the face. Sparxx pulls Moore further from the ropes and drops a knee across his face. Sparxx spends the next few minutes working over Moore, keeping him grounded on the mat where his size is not an advantage. Sparxx gets several two counts, but can’t keep the bigger man down. Sparxx climbs to the top rope and tries a flying knee drop, but Moore rolls out of the way and Sparxx crashes and burns. Sparxx crawls back to the corner grabbing his knee and snarling in pain. Moore gets to his feet and charges into the corner and CRUSHES Sparxx’s skull with a running knee. Moore pulls Sparxx up and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound on his shoulders and falls back, SAMOAN DROP! The wind is driven out of Sparxx and Moore covers, but only gets two.
Moore gets to his feet and pulls Sparxx to his feet, and Sparxx unleashes a vicious kick to Moore’s knee that drops him to the mat. Sparxx waits for Moore to stand up again and bounces off the ropes and chop blocks the back of Moore’s knee, rolling his leg and sending him to the mat. Sparxx grabs Moore’s leg and traps him in the LOW DAWG. Moore yelps in pain but manages to drag them both to the ropes forcing another break Sean Naomh Moore uses his second rope break.
Sparxx pulls Moore up and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Moore’s knee buckles, and when he falls, he takes out the referee. REF BUMP~! Sparxx takes advantage of this with a vicious kick to the back of Moore’s head. Sparxx drags Moore to the corner and repeatedly slams his leg into the ring post, then traps him in a RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR! Moore howls in pain, but the referee is not there to do anything. After several agonizing minutes Sparxx releases the hold and climbs back into the ring. He pulls the referee up and yells for him to make the count. Sparxx covers, but Moore kicks out. Moore gets to his feet and his leg buckles and he falls to the mat. Sparxx pounces on Moore and traps him in ANOTHER LOW DAWG! HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!. The fans are roaring for Moore to hold on and ride out the time limit. Moore tries to make it to the ropes, but he can’t. He tries to hold on, but Sparxx has his injured knee torqued and turned at a disturbing angle. Referee Hightower is actually about to call the match as Moore is about to pass out from the pain, and the bell rings! Sparxx thinks he's won! New Champ?
YOUR DECISION in 15:00...Time Limit Draw! Sean Naomh Moore retains the OOWF Onslaught Championship
Post-Match, Sparxx is absolutely bullshit at the decision and goes right after Davis Hightower, yelling, screaming, making Hightower point at the OOWF logo on his shirt several times. Jewel tries to get in between them, but Sparxx is having none of it. He then grabs Hightower by the shirt, pulling him up, and this looks like it might get ugly. Now Moore, on his gimpy knee, tries to get involved. He eats a right hand for his trouble. The bell is ringing and ringing and now Moore gets back up and tries to retaliate. It looks like Moore and Sparxx are about to engage in some post-match fisticuffs, but Davin Moreland comes charging down the ramp. He physically pulls Sparxx off of Hightower and gets in between Sparxx and Moore. Moore starts to talk shit to Davin now, but Davin just smiles, pats Moore on the head, and takes a STILL yelling Sparxx up the ramp. Moore is pissed, but at least he's still champ.
MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK vs. TEXPRESS vs. THE FLYIN’ HAWAIIANS vs. DRINK & DESTROY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Fatal Four WayThe three challenging teams make their standard entrances, but slightly more somber than usual. All six men seem very focused on the challenge at hand. Handshakes are exchanged, and the three teams turn to face the aisle, awaiting the champions. Referee Angelo Barros, sensing that his control over this match will be minimal, steps in and sends the teams to their corners. The Flyin’ Hawai’ians and Drink & Destroy comply, while The Texpress remain in the ring. The OOWF Tag Team Champions step onto the stage, and Moosehead Jack and Stank pause to drink in the hatred of the fans, before stalk to the ring. They stop at ringside and hold the belts high, and then look pointedly at the Texans as they toss them aside. Chad lunges toward the ropes, drawing laughter from Moose. Chad says something to Zane, who backs toward their corner as Chad dares Moose to enter the ring. Stank climbs onto the apron while Moose slides under the ropes. As soon as Moose is in the ring, Barros calls for the bell.
Chad pounces on Moose and starts hammering him with punches. Moose rolls and bowls Chad over, and gets in some punches of his own. Moose drags Chad to his feet and slings him to the ropes, but Chad springs off the middle rope into a back elbow. Chad jumps to his feet and pivots, driving a kick into Moose’s head. Chad pulls Moose to his feet and staggers him with a European uppercut, and then pegs him with a dropkick that topples him into the ropes. Chad drags Moose to the corner and makes the tag. Texpress sends Moose to the ropes and Zane drives a shoulder into his gut and holds him in place as Chad rebounds off the ropes and hits a diving clothesline. Zane goes with the momentum and rolls Moose up, getting a two count. Zane bends to pull Moose to his feet, but gets a thumb to the eye for his trouble. Shockingly, Barros’ warning falls on deaf ears. Moose drags Zane to his feet and slams him with a head butt, and then sends him to the ropes, where Stank drives a forearm into the back of his head. Zane stumbles forward, and Moose KILLS him with the Busaiku knee. He foregoes the cover and drags Zane to his feet, setting up a DDT. Before he can hit it, Chad comes flying across the ring with a forearm to the face. Chad immediately goes back to the ropes and springs off his partner’s back, slamming his knee into Moose’s face and sending them both over the ropes. Chad manages to land on the apron and Barros orders him back to his corner. Zane gets groggily to his feet and sees Moose getting up. He gets a running start and dives through the ropes, spearing Moose into the ringside railing hard enough to move it back a foot.
Stank drops off the apron and goes to help his partner. Chad circles the ring in the opposite direction, sprinting along the apron and diving. Stank snags him out of the air and slams him into the cement with a spine buster and then starts hammering on him with forearms. He sees Zane starting to move and leaves off beating Chad. He grabs Zane from behind, swings him around, and pitches him head-first into the railing. Chad staggers to his feet and grabs at Stank, but Moose rolls to his knees and nails him from behind with a low blow. On the apron, D&D and the Hawai’ians are leaning on the ropes, watching Barros count. The teams exchange a look, and Taylor shrugs theatrically. Barros reaches ten, and the bell rings.
**The Texpress and Stank and Moosehead Jack have both been counted out.**
Neither team is paying any attention to referee, and they continue brawling on the floor. Stank grabs a chair and swings, but Zane ducks and he hits the ring post. Stank drops the chair, and Zane spins him around, kicks him in the stomach, and drops him with a DDT. Meanwhile, Moose has retrieved a barbed wire bat and swings for the fences at Chad. Chad dodges at the last moment and the bat gets embedded in the ring canvas. Chad circles Moose as he tries to pull it free, and catches him with a kick to the knees. He tries to whip him into the railing, but Moose reverses and sends him over the barrier and into the crowd. Moose frees Dethbat and follows him, brawling into the crowd, as security floods ringside and separates Stank and Zane.
Meanwhile, Taylor and Aina are in the ring and circling. They lock up, and Aina snaps off an arm drag. Taylor rolls to his feet and Aina tries another one, but Taylor blocks it into an arm bar. Aina works his way to his feet and tries to reverse, but Taylor snaps him to the mat and drives a knee into his shoulder. Taylor pulls Aina up and hauls him to his corner to make the tag. Taylor holds Aina open for a kick from OBJ, and then OBJ takes over the arm and flips him to the mat. He hauls Aina to his feet and into a hammerlock, and scoops and slams him on the arm. He drags Aina to his feet and rams his back into the corner, and then hits a drop toehold and tries to lock him into the Crocodile Hunter. Aina flails and manages to get free. He rolls to his feet, but OBJ sweeps his legs, sending him back to the mat. OBJ hits the ropes and drops an elbow, and then hauls him up and sends him into the corner. He follows him in, but Aina dodges and OBJ hits the corner hard. He stumbles back, and Aina rolls him up for one. As soon OBJ kicks out, Aina turns and dives for his corner, making the tag.
Kai storms across the ring and levels OBJ with a clothesline. He rebounds off the ropes and does it again. A scoop and a slam is followed by a leaping leg drop, and then Kai sits OBJ up and locks on a chin lock. OBJ works his way to his feet and Kai switches to a front face lock. He tries for a DDT but OBJ drops to a knee to block. Kai responds by driving his knee repeatedly into OBJ‘s face, and then hauls him up and snaps him over with a suplex. He floats over into a cover, but OBJ kicks out at two. Kai drags OBJ up and slings him into the corner. He follows him in with a shoulder block and makes the tag.
The Hawai’ians send OBJ to the ropes and hit twin kicks to the gut. They grab OBJ by the throat and hit a tandem choke slam. Aina covers, but Taylor is in to break it up at two. Barros sends Taylor back to his corner, and Aina drags OBJ to his feet. He attempts an Irish whip, but OBJ reverses. Kai throws himself across the turnbuckle to lessen the impact, and Aina explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. He drags OBJ to the corner and makes the tag. Kai scales the ropes and Aina ducks under OBJ. He tries to lift him up, but OBJ hammers away with forearms to the back of Aina’s head. Kai calls an audible and leaps over them, landing on the mat in a full sprint. He rebounds off the ropes and slams into OBJ with a spear, nearly cutting him in half. He drags OBJ away from the ropes and makes the cover, but OBJ rolls a shoulder just in time.
Kai drags OBJ to his feet and reaches out to tag his partner. The Hawai’ians send OBJ to the ropes and lift him for a flapjack, but OBJ throws his weight back and reverses into a double DDT. He turns and crawls towards his corner, where Danny is bouncing up and down, hand outstretched (He’d also be yelling encouragement if, you know, he spoke). Kai and Aina stir, and dive after OBJ. They grab his ankles, but a split second after he makes the tag.
Taylor vaults into the ring and hits the ropes, nailing the Hawai’ians with a diving double clothesline as they get to their knees. He scoops and slams Kai, then does the same to Aina. He sends Kai to the ropes and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex, and then rolls out of the way as Aina drops an elbow. He drags Aina to his feet and hits a release German suplex, and Aina rolls out to the floor. Taylor hails Kai up and buries a knee in his stomach - Dynamite Drop! Taylor covers and Barros counts One…Two…Aina dives into the ring, but OBJ lunges at him, cutting him off…Three!
WINNERS, and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Dynamite Danny Taylor and Outback Jack - DRINK & DESTROY.
After the match: The Hawai’ians look shocked as they haul themselves to their feet. They face off with the new champions and offer a handshake, which is accepted to the delight of the crowd.
CHRIS EVANS vs. RAVENNA BLUE – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchRavenna makes her way to the ring, she has a sad look on her face as she half-mindedly slaps hands with the fans as she makes her way to the ring. Rav steps between the ropes and waits in the corner. The OOWF Intercontinental champion Chris Evans is announced next, and he makes a grand spectacle of his entrance, posing and holding the title while the crowd starts to boo a little louder. Finally Evans climbs into the middle of the ring, hands the referee the title, then heads to the corner and turns his back on Ravenna! What a show of disrespect. Ravenna just shakes her head and moves to the middle of the ring waiting for the bell. The bell rings and we are ready to go.
Ravenna moves to the middle of the ring, but Evans remains in the corner ignoring her. She protests to the referee, and when she looks out at the fans to encourage them to cheer, Evans turns and darts out of the corner and takes Ravenna to the mat with a spear! Evans gets to his feet quickly and drops a leg across Ravenna’s chest. Evans covers, but Rav kicks out at one and quickly ducks a spinning heel kick from Evans, catches him around the waist and dumps him with a trio of rolling German suplexes. Ravenna bridges on the last one, but Evans kicks out at two, then bails out of the ring grabbing the back of his head, trying to call a time out.
Normally Ravenna would wait in the ring, but this time, she slides out to the outside and grabs Evans and shoots him into the ring and follows him. Evans is on his knees and tries to beg off, but Rav catches him with a spinning shining wizard upside the head and covers him for another two count. Evans drags himself to the ropes and holds onto the bottom rope for dear life, the referee makes Ravenna back off. Evans slowly gets to his feet shaking his head and grabbing the back of his head. As Ravenna moves in to grab him, he nails her with a kick to the gut, then sends her to the ropes and catches her with a release belly to belly suplex. Evans scurries across the ring and covers, but Rav kicks out at two. He grabs her and keeps her on the mat with a reverse chin lock, yelling for Rav to submit. Ravenna refuses to submit though and with determination in her eyes, fights to her feet.
Rav staggers and falls back into the corner, driving the back of Evans head into the turnbuckle. She grabs him and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop, then waits for him to get to his feet, then spins and NAILS him with SPINNING GLITTERFIST! Evans crumples to the mat and Ravenna covers hooking the leg hard, one, two, NO! Evans manages to kick out at two. Evans bails out of the ring and falls to the floor, the punch has clearly rung his bell. He reaches up and grabs the intercontinental title from the announce table and looks like he is going to walk out on the match, but Ravenna grabs him from behind and rolls him into the ring. As Evans gets to his feet, still holding and hiding the Intercontinental title from the referee and Ravenna, Rav climbs to the top rope and leaps for DIAMOND DUST, but Evans turns and BLASTS her with the title while she is in mid-air! The crowd gasps as Ravenna slams to the mat, blood already running from a gash on her head. The referee immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER in 17:11 by disqualification – Ravenna Blue
TYTAN vs. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. STAN FULTON vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Fatal Four WayThe crowd is PUMPED for the next match, as three of the four involved have decided to take out the fourth, with varying degrees of certainty on that. Because of this, security is stationed at the gorilla position and on the ramp, and they've strategically spaced out the entrances. First out is Alexander Darling, who has vaulted to fan favorite, especially in this match. He acknowledges fans from Firewoman's fan club who have signs of support and gets into the ring, looking very determined. The crowd pops again for "Concrete" Takaken Gryphon, who is 'all business' as well. Finally Stan "The Crusher" Fulton comes down, again with the huge pops. There's a pause, and a hush, and Tytan appears, holding the OOWF World Championship belt triumphantly above his head. The boos practically blast the roof off the place as Tytan takes his sweet ol' time striding down the ramp. Darling beams pure hatred, and Concrete and Crusher aren't quite as bad, but close. Tytan gets into the ring, smirking at all three of them. He looks each one in the face, stopping at Alexander who makes no move, other than clenching his fists. Tytan hands the belt off to Hightower, who gives Very Strong Warnings to all four men, that shenanigans will Not Be Tolerated. Hightower calls for the bell and we're off.
Sort of. Gryphon and Crusher look at each other, look at Alexander, and ... step back. Tytan grins, and says "Oh, is this how it's gonna be?" He says something to Alexander that the microphone doesn't quite pick up, but it must have been good because Alexander swings and connects with a right cross to Tytan's jaw. Hightower, understanding the emotions, gives Darling a warning, but then leaps out of the way as we are now off and running. Tytan recovers and runs at Alexander tackling him against the ropes. Crusher and Gryphon intervene, leaping at Tytan's back and beating on it, until he's forced to back off. As he does, a trickle of blood runs down Tytan's chin. Tytan wipes it off, and laughs. Gryphon gets a big boot up to Tytan's face, knocking him back, and the fans are loving this. Crusher comes in then with a huge Big Show-esque chop to Tytan's chest. Darling has gone top rope and leaps with a lovely missile drop kick that essentially knocks Tytan out of the ring and the roof nearly blows off the place again with cheers. The three men look at each other, pleased with their work, and then get to the matter at hand, winning the championship. Darling attacks Gryphon with some clobbering blows, and then he and Crusher work together, whipping Crete into the ropes, and as he falls out, Crusher hits him with a clothesline, while Darling takes his feet out from under him. Darling leaps over to make the pin, but he's pulled off by Crusher, who waves a "Not So Fast" finger at him. Darling nods in appreciation of the new guy's effort, and then rewards him with a big bitchslap. He muay thai kicks at Crusher's legs, because everyone NOT in the WWE knows to take a big man down at the knees, not the chest. It works too, as Crusher is forced down to a knee. Alexander runs back to set up the shining wizard, but he's interrupted by Tytan, who grabs his foot from outside the ring and pulls him down, and then out to the floor. Alexander hits the floor with a thud and Tytan begins putting the boots to him.
Inside the ring, Gryphon picks up where Darling left off, attacking Crusher. He gets his arms behind him, and tries to go for the Cement Mixer, but Fulton is able to somehow counter out of that, when Gryphon doesn't get the momentum to lift him. Crusher lands on his feet, and grabs CTG from behind hitting a belly to back suplex. He goes for the pin, one, two...NO! Crete kicks out easily.
Back outside, Tytan has picked Darling up and whipped him into the ring post. He whips him again into the other ring post, and a nice cut has started to open above Darling's eye. Tytan tries to go for the hat trick, but to no avail, as Darling reverses and sends Tytan into the steel steps. Tytan's a big guy, so he knocks them completely over. Darling grabs part of the steps and raises them high over his head, and then drops it with authority, right on Tytan's head. Now Tytan has his own bloody face.
Back in the ring, Crusher is still on the offensive, although Gryphon is definitely holding his own. He drops Crete with an arm drag, then hits the ropes and comes out for a flying Samoan drop, but Crete rolls out of the way. Crusher's butt hits the mat, and Crete is able to roll over for a pin by Alexander Darling, who has returned to the ring after crushing Tytan's skull....or so he thinks. Darling elbow drops Crusher a few times and goes for the pin himself, but he's interrupted by a returning Tytan. That skull IS pretty thick. Tytan picks up Darling by the throat, but gets chop blocked by Gryphon, dropping Darling. Everyone kind of stands back trying to figure out what to do next, and Darling takes command. Gryphon and Crusher, being the big ones, attack Tytan again, taking turns throwing punches from either side. Once Tytan is woozy, Darling wipes the blood out of his eyes, kisses the ring he's wearing around his neck, and goes up top. He leaps and hits an Enziguiri that knocks woozy Tytan off his feet.
Darling goes into general mode and directs traffic again. Crete lifts Tytan up into wheelbarrow position, while Crusher hits the second turnbuckle and waits. Darling grabs Tytan around the neck, as he and Crete together hit a Final Justice DDT combo! They move out of the way and Darling signals to Crusher who leaps (again, using the term loosely) for The Big Splash Crusher! Tytan is out, and Crusher hooks the leg, one, two...NO! Darling and Crete both pull Crusher off. Crete jumps in for the pin, one, two...NO! Darling pulls him off and wastes no time telling him who is supposed to get the pin, and the revenge, here. The two start to exchange hockey punches, while Tytan comes to, and starts to roll out of the ring...Crete and Darling are arguing and don't notice, but Stan does. He goozles Tytan to his feet, and goes for a choke slam, but Tytan is able to break free with a thumb to the eye, which Hightower doesn't see because he's trying to separate Crete and Darling. Crusher staggers backward, and Tytan sees an opportunity, reels back and Releases the Cracken, spearing Crusher and doubling him over in a heap. Tytan goes for the pin but gets a Darling boot to the head instead. Darling goes for the pin, but Tytan rolls out of the ring. Darling screams at him to get back in there ring, but Tytan instead walks backward up the ramp, grinning as Hightower has no choice but to start counting....
Crete takes the opportunity for a quick schoolboy on Darling, but Darling's running on adrenaline and rage at this point, so he kicks out. Hightower is at 5........6..........7.......Tytan is on the ramp, and Darling rolls out near the announce table, grabbing a chair. 8......9........Crusher makes a last ditch attempt to get a pin on Crete, but doesn't get the chance as Hightower hits 10 and calls for the bell.
Postmatch, security floods the ramp where Darling is trying to get at Tytan with the chair. They're focusing all their attention on Darling, so they don't see that LD Williams has come out behind Tytan. Williams nails him in the back of the head with a clangy pole. Tytan drops, and some security goes to intervene with Williams. Darling and Williams both relax, so security relaxes. They stare at each other and Darling nods at Williams, who nods back.
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