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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 8, 2008 21:39:34 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live From Val-des-Bois, Quebec
Semaj IS TALKING~! to Difficult Queries Josh Grisham.
DQJG: Semaj you’ve openly stated that you have been planning to go after Moosehead Jack during you time in the OOWF, yet you’ve hardly touched him. How does your inability to fulfill this mission effect your performance?
SB: You’re right Josh, I’ve been a bit of a gnat to Moose’ead, but I’ve not really ‘ad the opportunity to take that bastard to task for all ‘e’s done. Well that ends now. Before this I thought that I would take apart the Establishment, when that was done for me; I felt that by working with Thim, the two of us would be a force greater than Moose’ead would be able to withstand. We are a great team, no doubt, and I’ve found a mate in Thim. After that I felt that I should bide my time with our new GM The Rick coming on board and then, Moose’ead forced Concrete to team with ‘im and I didn’t want to sabotage their chances for success and I got caught up trying to ‘old the AYUFF together. But there will be no more of this pussyfooting around, from here on in, my only goal is to take Moose’ead down! Jack I may ‘ave only been a nuisance to you before this, but from now on I swear that I’ll become your worst nightmare.
<Moosehead Jack watches Semaj’s interview from the locker room he shares with Concrete.>
MHJ: ‘crete can’t you do anything about this crap? It’s not bad enough that we’ve been pushed aside in our respective organizations by lackeys, but now your buddy Semaj is coming after me again!
CTG: Holy crusades! Semaj is a good man and a good friend, but he is his own man and must do what he feels is right.
MHJ: So you’re not going to do anything, you’re just going to let him come after me and ruin our chances at dominating the OOWF!
Moosehead takes a few steps over to Concrete and picks him up by his costume, slamming him into the lockers.
MHJ: Listen you pathetic do-gooder, you may not want to rule, but I do and if that means taking care of your good friend Semaj, so be it.
CTG: I don’t worry about Semaj, he can take care of himself.
MHJ: Well maybe you should start. Trust me.
Ross: Strong words from Semaj B, looks like he is looking to finally even the score with Moosehead Jack
Razz: And he couldn’t have picked a worse night, tonight Moose and Concrete face the former tag champs! I wonder if Concrete can talk some sense in to Semaj?
Ross: I don’t think so, and really, if I were Semaj I would be more concerned with preparing for my Intercontinental title match against Blackdragon rather than trying to seek revenge on Moose.
Razz: I agree there Ross, that is just not good thinking on Semaj’s part. Our first match of the night features Corax against Dr. Murder, since there really is no back story to this match, let’s just head to the ring.
CORAX vs. DR. MURDER
DM quickly gains the advantage over Corax with several power moves. After a particularly stiff DDT Corax escapes to the out side and the rookie follows and immediately is nailed with a super kick. Corax is into the ring and DM again follows Corax assaults DM with a hit and run type of offense that includes stiff kicks and elbow strikes while staying away from DM’s ground and pound strengths. DM grabs Corax’s leg on one of the kick and begins to pound away at him. Corax again gains the advantage with a low blow and Begins to kick away at DM’s head and back, but DM won’t go down and is back to his feet. Corax is becoming frustrated, and attempts a clothesline but DM is waiting for it and turns it into a bear hug. DM releases the hold and Irish whip Corax into the corner. As DM attempts a clothesline in the corner Corax pulls the ref in the way and avoids DM. The ref is down and Corax Quickly hops out of the ring, grabs a chair and BLASTS DM in the face as he’s turning around. While DM IS down Corax locks on the Trickster Trap and Viper makes his second appearance of the Night and slaps the ref around until he comes to. The ref sees an Unconscious DM and calls for the bell WINNER by submission at 4:41: Corax
Ross: Razz, Dr. Murder is a talented newcomer to the OOWF, and I don’t mean any disrespect to him in the least, but a wrestler the caliber of Corax should be able to defeat him without outside help from Donovan Viper!
Razz: You are probably right there Ross, but it seems to me that Corax didn’t take the Doc seriously and found himself in over his head and needed Viper’s help. That’s what happens when you don’t prepare for your opponents.
Ross: Razz, do you think that that will happen with our next three competitors? This match seems a little thrown together, doesn’t it?
Razz: Well you gotta understand with this one there will be some serious title implications. Both Eric and AA are gunning for Dragon’s Intercontinental title, Mr. Jealous has the chance to play big time spoiler here, if they are not prepared, they will be in trouble, Jealous has a ton of raw power.
ERIC O’MAC vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. MR JEALOUS
The two veterans quickly gang up on the rookie and dump him on the outside. EOM and AA exchange holds for a minute until AA rakes the eyes and pounds away at EOM. After stomping a mud hole in the high flyer, he turns to celebrate only to get steam rolled by MJ. MJ mauls AA, who begs off just long enough for EOM to recover and drop the big man with a jump kick. AA thanks him and attempts to sneak in a punch, but EOM blocks it and drops him with a right of his own. MJ catches EOM with a monstrous club to the back of the head and beats him down while AA watches on. EOM finally stalls the assault with a rolling enziguri and gets a two count after a somersault leg drop. AA immediately school boys him for two, then ducks out of the ring as MJ swings at him. EOM catches MJ with a hurricarrana when he turns around, but AA kicks him dead in the face and before stomping MJ in the face. He drops a huge knee across the bridge of the nose and covers, but MJ powers out. MJ pummels AA in the corner and stops long enough to scoop EOM up and drop him to the outside. AA thumbs MJ in the eyes and sets him on the top rope for a superplex. MJ head butt free then shoves AA to the mat. Before he can contemplate another action, EOM nails him with a kick to the back of the skull that stuns him. EOM then springs from the apron to the top rope and catches MJ with a Franken Steiner. AA pins MJ for 2, then quickly rolls EOM for another two. MJ levels both of them with clotheslines and targets EOM for a moment. Ref pulls MJ off EOM long enough for AA to sneak in a low blow to EOM. MJ breaks up the pinning attempt, but AA manages to lure him near the ropes and dump him outside. EOM has recovered and is none too pleased as he chases AA out of the ring. MJ back in the ring, as the two duke it out on the outside. MJ watches at the ref’s count gets higher. AA attempts to slither back in, but sees MJ and turns back around into a flurry of EOM kicks. AA fights back and the two tumble into the crowd as the ref reaches 10.
WINNER by count out in 10:59 Mr. Jealous
Razz: See, there ya go Ross, Eric and AA were so preoccupied with each other that they didn’t pay enough attention to Jealous, and he ended up walking out of here tonight with a win. That’s just poor triple threat planning
Ross: I didn’t realize there was so much strategy involved.
Razz: Oh yeah, you gotta really know your opponents, and that is where Jealous had the huge advantage, his opponents didn’t know him very well.
Ross: Our next match features two guys who know each other very well this is the third meeting between these two, and Thim has come out on top both times, Thim has shown a little more aggression lately, what do you think Razz?
Razz: Well the Onslaught division is one of the more competitive divisions in all of wrestling, simply because of the rules that constrain you. You can get away with so much, then you risk losing the match. In Thim’s case, it is smart to know exactly what you can get away with before you draw the attention of the referee, it may not be the cleanest thing in the world, but it is certainly the smart thing to do.
THIM REYNOLDS vs. GIMMICKMAN
This is the third match between these two, with Thim winning the first two. They circle to start and Gimmick spots an opening and darts in and takes Thim down with a double leg take down. Gimmick immediately turns it into a side head lock, Thim works up to one knee. Gimmick grinds Thim’s head. Thim gets to a vertical base and lifts GM for a belly to back suplex, but GM shifts his weight and takes Thim back down to a side head lock. Thim works his way back up and this time sends Gimmick to the ropes, GM bounds off the ropes and hits a shoulder block, Thim hits the mat, Gimmick bounds off the ropes again, Thim hits the mat flat. As Gimmick leaps over Thim, Thim reaches up and grabs Gimmick’s leg and takes him down to the mat. Thim immediately tries for an ankle lock, but GM is able to get to the ropes. Thim keeps the hold on only breaking at four after getting a warning from the referee. Gimmick gets back to his feet and as Thim comes in close he unleashes a brutal chop that sends Thim back a few steps. Thim tries a clothesline but GM ducks it easily, grabs Thim’s arm and takes him down to the mat and applies a fujiwara arm bar trying for a submission. Thim works around and gets his foot on the ropes. Gimmick breaks and gets to his feet. Thim is up as well; he shoves Gimmick to the mat and glares at him. Gimmick gets to his feet quickly and the match really gets under way. The two men stand toe to toe and exchange chops and fore arms. Thim hits a knee to the mid-section and tries to whip Gimmick into the corner, but GM reverses it and follows Thim in with a clothesline. Gimmick pounds away with forearms until Thim is down in the corner. The ref gets in to break the two up, when he does, Thim hits Gimmick with a cheap shot right between the eyes. Gimmick staggers backward and Thim explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. Thim covers and gets a two count. Thim pulls Gimmick to his feet and tries a standing suplex, but Gimmick slips out of it and shoves Thim to the ropes. Gimmick catches Thim with a running elbow to the face, Thim falls to the mat, GM drops an elbow and makes a cover, but can only get a two count. Gimmick pulls Thim to his feet and hoists Thim up for an F-5, but Thim slips off GM’s shoulders, grabs him around the waist and hits a German suplex that smacks the back of GM’s head into the turnbuckle. Gimmick is out. Thim pulls Gimmick into the middle of the ring, adjusts his elbow pad and locks on the Adjustment. Gimmick struggles for a minute, then his eyes roll back into his head and he passes out. That was fast.
WINNER in 8:57 Thim Reynolds
Ross: Thim wins again, but something seems a little fishy about the way he has won the last few weeks. I know GimmickMan, he is one of the tougher guys in that locker room, and he has succumbed to that submission move of Thim’s awful quickly.
Razz: Ross are you accusing Thim of cheating?
Ross: Well, no, I certainly have no proof of that, it’s just something seems a little off about that move that’s all.
Razz: Something is gonna be off in our next match as well Ross, do you expect a whole lot of wrestling moves in this one?
Ross: Not a single one, this is going to be power versus power plain and simple. Camby is one of the strongest men in the OOWF and Westgaard is one of the toughest, this one should be a real test of wills.
HARPER CAMBY vs. JW WESTGAARD
JW is introduced and as his is playing JW bursts through the curtain bleeding form the bridge of his nose. Harper is close behind and eventually catches up with JW and spins him around and attempts to throw a punch, but JW ducks, grabs Camby’s arm, muscle’s the big man up and plants Camby on the floor with a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE FLOOR! JW begins to drag Camby’s massive carcass towards the ring. When JW finally gets Camby to the ring and rolls him in the ref rings the bell. JW quickly covers HC but he kicks out. JW attempts to lock on the North Star double arm bar submission hold but HC fight out and eventually gets to his feet. As HC gets to his feet JW with a clothes line but the big man just bounces off the ropes and is still stumbling around the ring. JW bounces off the ropes again and hits Camby with another clothesline but the big man is still on his feet. JW goes for a third, but eats a big boot form Camby, Camby covers but JW kicks out at 1. HC pulls JW to his feet and Irish whips him into the corner. HC hits him with a huge avalanche and begins showboating for the crowd. Westgaard fights to his feet as Camby is jawing with a fat kid in the front row and turns around just as Westgaard bounds off the ropes and nails Camby with a huge Cross Check and Camby goes down in a heap, picks up Camby and nails connects with the Ice Auger! As he covers Camby, Tommy O’Neil runs to rings die and jumps on the apron; JW quickly disposes of him with a yakuza kick to the head. Wilder then comes out and begins to beat on O’Neil some more. What JW, or the ref, doesn’t see is Donnie Viper (sans the mayonnaise from earlier) slip Camby his lucky chain. Camby nail Westgaard with a Chain assisted clothes line and then the Dominator! After that it’s academic, 1,2,3. WINNER in 8:02: Harper Camby
Ross: Once again, Viper has to get involved, that is twice already tonight! GM the Rick really needs to do something about this, he took what had potential to be a classic match and sullied it with his interference!
Razz: Sullied? Look Ross that was a slobber knocker, to use one of your terms, it was not a five star classic. Sure he shouldn’t have been there, but really what did you expect? Until GM the Rick comes out and bans him from ring side, you know there is a better than average chance that we will see him when Corax, Camby or O’Neil wrestle
Ross: Well it stinks; let’s hope that Donovan Viper can keep himself out of our next match. This one is interesting because it features two guys who used to be teammates, Endo and Morte, and now they are on opposite sides of the ring
Razz: That should make for some interesting matchups in the ring; those two know each other very well.
ENDO & MERCURY vs. SOULDRAGON & MORTE
Mercury and SoulDragon start off; SD stuns Mercury with a stiff kick to the face. Dragon mounts Mercury and pounds away, then jumps to his feet and springs off the bottom rope and connects with a moon sault, cover doesn’t even get a one count. Dragon pulls Mercury to his feet and hits a snap suplex; float over for a one count. Both men are quickly back up, SoulDragon tries a belly to belly suplex, but Mercury reverses it and hits one of his own. Mercury then charges across the ring and knocks Morte off the apron with a forearm to the face. Mercury waits for SD to get back to his feet then hits the top rope and springs off and connects with a missile drop kick. Morte slides under the rope and comes after Mercury which brings Endo into the ring. Endo catches Morte with a boot to the face then both of them go over the top rope with a clothesline and fall to the floor. As Morte and Endo fall out of the ring, Mercury pulls SoulDragon to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a power slam. Cover gets a two count. Mercury gets to his feet, as soon as he does SoulDragon sweeps his leg and tries for an ankle lock, Mercury gets to the ropes just in time. Mercury gets up and turns around and eats a dragon kick to the face. SoulDragon pulls Mercury up and places him on the top rope and climbs up. The two battle on the top for a moment, then SoulDragon is able to hit a superplex. Both men crash to the mat and lay gasping for breath. The camera pans to the outside where we see Endo and Morte….laughing and pointing? What the hell? Endo and Morte shake hands and hit the ring, WHERE THE ATTACK THEIR PARTNERS! Endo attacks Mercury dropping several knees across his chest. Endo pulls Mercury to his feet then scoops him up and destroys him with a tombstone pile driver. Morte pulls SoulDragon up to his feet and lifts him into a vertical suplex, then drops him straight down with a brain buster! SD twitches on the mat. For good measure Endo locks on the claw and Morte traps SD in a dragon sleeper. Random Appearance Guy tries to make the save, but Endo and Morte take care of him. Endo lifts RAG and drops him down across his knee, Morte climbs the ropes and leaps and crashes down across RAG’s sternum with the knee (think Demolition’s finisher except a knee instead of an elbow) With the match long out of control the ref calls for the bell and rules this one a no contest.
WINNERS – No Contest in 6:49
Ross: What the hell? Razz that was a set up all along! Morte and Endo knew exactly what they were doing! But why?
Razz: Well I suppose we will have to wait to hear from Morte and Endo on that one, but it looks like the Establishment may have taken a step back to being a force in the OOWF, they certainly duped Mercury and SoulDragon!
Ross: And I can imagine neither man will be happy about that!
Razz: Hey Ross, next up, UnderDawg versus Mikey Styner, I think it would be fair to say it is Styner’s biggest match to date wouldn’t you?
Ross: Yes, that would be fair, and I would also say it is UnderDawg’s biggest opponent to date! HA!
Razz: Clever, I don’t see how Styner can win this one, but let’s head to the ring and see what happens.
UNDERDAWG vs. MIKEY STYNER
The Big Dawg blitzes Styner to start, but Syner is just too big and ends up hitting UD with a jumping ass smash. Styner goes for a leg drop but UD rolls out of the leg. UD with more heavy fist, but Styner just seems to absorb them before hitting a heavy arm drag take down. He picks UD up and hits a power slam for a long two. The big man goes for a power bomb, but UnderDawg counters with a back body drop in a display of intense strength. Mikey tries for the clothesline but UD ducks and hits a modified choke slam! He's too out of it to make a cover though. Mikey hits a couple of chops and sends UD into the corner. He goes for The Big Fat Splash, but UD gets the boot up. He hits a body slam on the big man to a huge pop and the crowd can sense the end is coming. So too can Corax, who is out to distract the ref who instantly leaves the ring to eject him from ringside. UD goes for a chock slam and has the big man up but Donovan Viper sneaks in from the crowd and chop blocks UnderDawg! Styner goes crashing on top of the big man. The ref is back in as Styner gets to his feet and his The Chest Compressor for the pin and the upset victory.
WINNER in 5:01 Mikey Styner
Ross: This is just getting out of hand! Donovan Viper strikes again! This man has got to be stopped! I am begging GM the Rick to do something about it, threaten suspension, fine him, fire him, out him, hell I don’t care, just keep him out of others matches!
Razz: Did you say out him, you know he is not a homo
Ross: Not that there would be anything wrong with it, but did you see the pictures Wilder took? Kinda raises some suspicions
Razz: ANYway, next up is Jack and Gator against Capslock and Stank. Both are coming off of brutal matches, Capslock and Stank have to be thinking about 3Piece Set, but if they over look Jack and Gator, that will be bad news for them
Ross: Jack and Gator have got to know that a win here puts them right in line for a title shot once the tag champions are crowned once again, if nothing else, Jack and Gator can focus as a team like no others I have seen
OUTBACK JACK & GATORBAIT vs. FF CAPSLOCK & STANK
All four men throwing haymakers to start this contest off right. OBJ and FFC exchange blows as Stank hammers away at GB until he stomps the knee. OBJ puts FFC down with a big clothesline and helps out his partner with a little double teaming. Tandem Irish whip goes awry as FFC explodes from the canvas with a big boot to OBJ and Stank runs over GB. As OBJ and GB recover, FFC and Stank soak in the crowd’s admiration. Ref finally gets control and FFC works GB over. GB rakes the eyes (!) and chops away at FFC before hitting an impressive scoop slam that nearly throws his back out. He hobbles over to OBJ who kicks Stank a few times in the ribs before grabbing a camel clutch. On cue GB blasts FFC in the face with a drop kick and OBJ covers. Stank breaks it up, but is ushered to the corner where the out back tandem drops FFC with a dual front suplex. GB in legally and stomping away. Quick tags in and out and just to prove Stank wrong, OBJ German suplexes FFC, but the move takes just as much out of him as it does FCC. GB back in but FFC fights his way out of a chicken wing/rear chin lock combo as the crowd cheers him on and starts chanting STANK! STANK! STANK! GB calls in OBJ, but as has been the case lately CALL OF THE WILD~!!! fails to connect and the crowd explodes as Stank is an insurance adjuster’s nightmare as he lays into the Wild Bunch. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think a certain overweight lover was trying to impress someone. GB up for the STANK U~!!! but tossed aside so he can level OBJ with a shoulder block and crush him with a butt drop across the sternum. GB attacks in earnest, but FFC blind sides him with a blow to the back of the head and a huge running power slams. The crowd goes nuts as FFC lines GB up for the PRIDE OF FRESNO~!!! But as he makes the leap of faith, OBJ spears him in mid air. Stank steps in and bludgeons GB into the corner before setting him up for the STANK U~!!! GB fights it long enough for OBJ to rebound off the ropes and murders Stank from behind with the BOOMERRANG~!!! GB goes air born, connecting with the DIVE BOMB~!!! to Stank’s spine. OBJ holds onto FFC’s leg and GB makes the cover for three.
WINNERS in 17:08 Outback Jack & GatorBait
Razz: WOW! That was impressive! I would say this should line Jack and Gator right up for a title shot soon!
Ross: I was impressed that they looked that sharp and focused after that brutal match they were involved in with Moose and Concrete on Sunday. Very impressive.
Razz: I know this next match will be very impressive, Tommy O’Neil can fight with the best of ‘em, he is one of the toughest scrappers I have ever seen.
Ross: And Tommy Wilder is one of the best young high flying risk takers I have ever seen, these guys are like lightning in a bottle, this should be exceptional.
TOMMY O’NEIL vs. TOMMY WILDER
Wilder is in the ring first, and JW is with him. And O’Neil’s music hits the speakers, and he struts out with Harper in tow. Wilder is casually leaning against the ropes awaiting O’Neil, casually talking smack and trying to get under O’Neil’s skin. As soon as O’Neil climbs into the ring JW launches himself over the top rope on to Camby. When they are separated, the ref immediately bans the two big men from ringside and are escorted to the back. When the two men finally square off we are treated to some OMG~ WORKRATE chain wrestling, with both men reversing holds. O’Neil finally gets an advantage with a poke to the eye. O’Neil tries for the Wicked Left Hook, but wilder instinctively ducks it. Wilder stumbles around and is hit with a chop block, which O’Neil, follow up with four elbow drops to the same leg. O’Neil is definitely trying to focus on Wilder’s left knee. O’Neil continues to punish Wilder’s knee, and eventually tries for the Gaelic cloverleaf, but Wilder fights him off. Wilder climbs to his feet through the pain inflicted on his knee, O’Neil runs at Wilder, but gets a spinning toe-hold for his troubles. Wilder is on him like white on rice with leg drops and elbow drops galore in very quick sequence. Wilder nails him with a split legged moonsault and goes for the cover, but O’Neil kicks out at two. Wilder attempts to lock on a variation of the dragon sleep, but O’Neil gets to the ropes. Wilder boots O’Neil in the ribs a few times and climbs to the top rope and goes for a 450 splash but misses when O’Neil moves at the last second. Seeing an opening O’Neil again begins to target the knee of wilder with stomps and eventually locks on leg bar variation. Wilder is screaming in pain, but somehow struggles to the ropes. O’Neil’s breaks the hold and lays Wilder’s leg on the ropes, and climbs to the top rope. O’Neil then connects with a vicious looking Elbow drop across Wilder’s knee pulls wilder to the middle of the ring and quickly locks on the Gaelic Cloverleaf. Wilder is writhing in pain and looks as though he is about to tap when he makes a last ditch effort to reach the ropes and does. O’Neil is force to break the hold. He drags Wilder to the middle of the ring and attempts to lock on the ‘Leaf again when wilder rolls him up in a Small package for the 1,2,3! WINNER in 7:31 Tommy Wilder
Ross: I could watch those two go at it all night! What a fantastic match!
Razz: Wilder go the better of O’Neil tonight but that match could easily have gone either way. I hope GM the Rick was impressed enough to give us some more of that
Ross: But there has to be a limit, you can only face someone so many times, rumor has it that after tonight, regardless of what happens in this street fight, this is it between these two for a little
Razz: Normally I would be against that, but honestly Ross, these two could go at each other with a blind fury for years, I don’t know what it is about each one that sparks such passionate hatred but maybe it will be better for both men to step away for a little bit.
DONOVAN VIPER vs. MARK VANDER – Street Fight
Vander and Viper attack each other as soon as they get into the ring. Both men are dressed in jeans, does that say Sassoon on the back of Viper’s jeans? Anyway, the action quickly spills out of the ring and both men battle around the ring. Viper tries a drop toe hold on Vander, but Vander grabs the ropes for balance and instead drops an elbow on the back of Viper’s head. Vander grabs Viper’s face and threatens to tear his face off his head. Donovan escapes by grabbing a nearby chair and flipping it backward into Vander’s face. Now it is Viper’s turn, he reaches into his jeans and pulls out a chain which he wraps around his fist and pummels Vander until the blood is flowing freely down his face. Donnie grabs Vander and shoots him shoulder first into the ring steps. As Donovan taunts the crowd, Vander reaches under the ring for something, when Viper turns around; Vander slams a fluorescent light tube across his face, leaving a deep cut in Viper’s cheek. Viper falls to his hands and knees, Vander gets up and looks around, someone in the audience hands him a cheese grater, which Vander happily uses to tear some skin off of Viper’s forehead. So now both men are horribly bloody. Both men stagger to their feet and trade haymakers up the ramp. Vander shoves Viper up the ramp, and charges trying for a spear, but Donovan gets a knee up and nearly knocks Vander out cold. Viper goes for the pin right there on the ramp but only gets a two count. Viper runs back to the ring and pulls out a chair wrapped in barbed wire (thanks HHH) and rushes back up the ramp. Viper puts the chair down, pulls Vander to his feet and DDT’s HIM ON THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR! Viper rolls Vander over and makes the cover, but somehow Vander rolls his shoulder at two. Viper pulls Vander up again, the two battle to the top of the ramp where Viper sets him up for a pile driver on the chair. Vander backdrops Viper out of it, then picks the chair up and slams it down on Viper’s back. For a few sickening seconds the chair actually sticks to Viper’s back as he walks around trying to get it off his back. The chair falls off, Viper turns around and Vander scoops him up and slams him on top of the chair. The two battle through the entrance and to the back. Vander runs Viper into the clangy steel garage door. With Viper down, Vander opens the door then and loops the chain that opens the garage door around Viper’s neck and pulls the garage door down, hanging Viper by the throat! As Viper tears at his throat trying to get free, Harper Camby comes out of nowhere and spears Vander into the garage door, and damn near puts him through it. Tommy O’Neil unwraps the chain from around Viper’s throat and he falls to the floor. As TO turns around, Westgaard comes out of nowhere and crosschecks TO into the garage door and actually knocks him THROUGH the door! Camby stands staring in disbelief which allows Tommy Wilder to scale a nearby stack of pallets and hit a flying Thez press that takes Camby down. Wilder and Camby roll around on the floor trading punches. With the sides evened up, Vander pulls Viper to his feet and runs him into the pile of pallets. Around the pallets are conveniently placed tables, one is the catering table (where Ric Flair stands making WHOOO super subs!) the other seems to be just Randomly Placed Table #1. As both men stand perched on the table Vander sets Viper up for a power bomb off the top of the pallets through the table below. Before he can finish the move, Corax scales the pile of pallets with a lead pipe and slams it across the back of Vander’s head. Vander slumps to one knee; Corax stands him up and super kicks him off the top of the pallets and through the Randomly Placed Table #1. Corax jumps off the pallets and goes to run off, when he turns around, he eats an UnderDawg big boot. As Donovan Viper gets to his feet on top of the pallets, he looks down and sees Vander is not moving and smiles, as he turns around he realizes that UD is behind him. Dawg grabs Viper by the throat and choke slams him off the top of the pallets through the catering table below. The ref starts the long ten count, but neither man can beat it, so the ref has no choice but to rule it a no contest.
WINNERS no-contest in 33:33
Razz: My God, I am totally with management now, these guys need to be kept away from each other for awhile, this is almost surreal, they tried to kill each other!
Ross: It was certainly not for the faint of heart, I think it might be best for these two magnificent athletes to move on to other things for a bit before they end their careers prematurely.
Razz: Since we are on the subject of obsessions, what is going on with Firechild and Seraph?
Ross: This has reached almost spooky levels, Firechild lost his Onslaught Championship partly because of Seraph, and he didn’t even really bat an eye lash about it, he is just consumed with hatred for Seraph, and the odd thing is, no one knows exactly why.
Razz: All I can gather is that there is something about Firechild’s past that Seraph knows and he is determined not to let that come to light, but what could be so bad that you would essentially walk away from a title to keep Seraph from talking? It baffles me Ross.
FIRECHILD vs. SERAPH
Seraph is out first, the serene calming look remains on his face; he waits in the corner for Firechild to make his appearance. Firechild’s music plays and he sprints to the ring and immediately attacks Seraph in the corner pinning him in the corner and pounding away on him until Seraph sits slumped in the corner. The look of calmness remains on his face. Firechild whips Seraph into the opposite corner and follows him in with a running knee to the midsection. Seraph collapses out of the corner clutching at his midsection, but still no change of expression. This seems to enrage Firechild. FC drags Seraph over to the corner and pulls both of his legs, crotching him against the ring post. FC then slams the side of Seraph’s knee into the ring post. The ref threatens Firechild with an immediate disqualification so he slides back into the ring and waits for Seraph to get to his feet, as soon as he does; Firechild chop blocks him taking out his knee. Seraph falls to the mat and clutches at his knee but still the expression does not change. Firechild slaps on the figure four and torques hard on the injured knee. Seraph is flat on his back, obviously in a great deal of pain. Firechild is screaming at him to show some emotion, screaming something about how he will never go back. Finally Seraph sits up and calmly looks at Firechild; he has a look on his face that almost resembles pity. Firechild stops ranting and raving and just stares at Seraph, his mouth hanging open in disbelief. Then Firechild starts shaking, trebling uncontrollably. FC releases the hold and pounces on top of Seraph and begins choking him. The ref tries several times to break the hold, but he can’t. Firechild is once again frantic; Seraph still maintains a calm look. The ref has no choice but to call for the bell, disqualifying Firechild Firechild breaks the hold and slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He measures Seraph and then slams the chair down across his skull with a sickening thud. Firechild then pulls out a chain and pounds away at Seraph’s face until the blood is just flowing off his head. Firechild slams the chair down on Seraph’s head again and again. Seraph’s expression never changes and he just looks up at Firechild with a look of pity on his face. Finally Firechild drops the chair and falls to his hands and knees and weeps. Seraph slowly gets to his feet and stands over Firechild. FC slowly looks up at the bloody Seraph. Seraph offers his hand and pulls Firechild to his feet. Seraph leaves the ring and beckons Firechild to follow. FC just drops his head and follows Seraph to the back.
WINNER by disqualification in 4:20 Seraph
Ross: What did we just see there?
Razz: I think we saw Firechild have some sort of nervous breakdown or something, the guy has just come completely unglued. I mean I can sort of understand, there is something about that serene look that stays on Seraph’s face that is just unnerving as hell, but I tell ya, Firechild is gone, he has lost it.
Ross: And where are they going? Firechild followed him like a little puppy, the man looks totally defeated.
Razz: Well, we will keep an eye on that, next up is Beast and Hardbody Harris, and Ross; I honestly cannot believe the dispute between these two.
Ross: It seems they both think they are the superior wrestlers, and while I know Harris is one of the best wrestlers in the OOWF, when I think of Beast, I hardly think of scientific wrestling.
Razz: But he does have some potential, can he measure up against Harris. I’m not so sure about that.
BEAST vs. HARDBODY HARRIS
Beast enters the ring first, and then Hardbody Harris’ entrance music plays. The crowd, as usual, is really into Harris, but the #1 FACE IN THE OOWF is nowhere to be seen. Beast starts shouting at the runway ramp for Harris, and being the heel that he is now, Beast doesn’t realize Harris has snuck into the ring from the other side. SCHOOLBOY! 1, 2, THR…NO! This time Beast is able to kick out, and the power tosses Harris across the ring. Beast is up quick and punches Harris in the back of the head. Harris goes down, Beast goes for the pin. 1, 2 but Harris is able to kick out. That over with, Beast and Harris lock up and go STRENGTH FOR STENGTH, neither gaining an advantage as they waltz around the ring. They finally stop in a corner and the ref forces a clean break. Beast tries a clubbing right hand, but Harris blocks it, and the two glare at each other WHEN SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS DIM AND A MASKED MAN APPEARS AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP!
Masked Man: I am the Masked Hacker! I am the killer of the OO Forums! Islam Rules All! And now I will perform my greatest hack…killing the OOWF! With the touch of one button on this computer keyboard, I will erase every post ever created! Except those by ChickySinger. I like him. Anyway, with one push of this but…
Suddenly, Tommy Wilder drops from the rafters on a bungee cord, gives The Mad Hacker THE WEDGEE OF EXTREME DISCOMFORT~!~!~! and steals the computer keyboard from the hacker’s hands. The entire OOWF roster runs from the back and kicks the shit out of The Mad Hacker. GM The Rick walks out a couple minutes into the beating, picks up The Mad Hacker and Power bombs him through a set of flaming tables!!! No one rushes to put out the fire. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Beast and Harris are five minutes into a 5-star ~OMG WORKRATE CLASSIC that would put Benoit and Angle to shame. Unfortunately, no one saw it. As the crowd turns back to the action, Beast has been angered Harris’ gratuitous use of 14 arm bar variations and digs his thumb in Harris’ eyes. Beast then rips at Harris’ mouth and nose! While the ref goes to check on Harris, Beast exposes a turnbuckle. Beast grabs Harris and attempts to slam his head into the buckle, but Harris blocks and rams Beast’s head into the exposed buckle. AND BEAST DOESN’T FLINCH!!! Beast with rights and lefts and rights and more rights, whips Harris into the ropes and kills him with a spine buster. Hardbody rolls out of the ring, but Beast follows. Beast charges and Harris ducks, sending Beast shoulder-first into the ring post! Harris rolls Beast back into the ring, but before he can take advantage Attitude Adjuster attacks Harris! Harris and AA brawl, and Beast rolls back out of the ring for some 2-on-1 violence. AA holds Harris and Beast charges with the CLUB O’DEATH, but Harris ducks and AA is obliterated!!! Harris tosses Beast back in the ring, goes to the top and clobbers Beast with the #1 DOUBLE AXEHANDLE IN THE OOWF! That gets a two count, so Harris sets up Beast for the TO BE EDITED IN LATER~! Beast is OUT! Harris covers…ONE, TWO, THR…but the ref is pulled out of the ring by AA! Attitude Adjustment on the referee!! And now AA and Beast are double teaming Harris. AA holds Harris again, and this time the CLUB O’ DEATH connects! It’s too much for Harris to overcome now, and a second ref runs down from ringside calling for the bell. WINNER BY DQ in 19:28, Hardbody Harris.
AA and Beast continue the beat down, but Chris Alt, Blackdragon and Canadian Dragon quickly hit the ring. AA and Beast beat a hasty retreat to the back, proud of the damage done. Beat pauses at the top of the ramp and produces a mic (from where we probably don’t want to know)
Beast Hey Harris, yo, Harris, over here, look up here, that’s right {Harris finally gets to his feet and glares at Beast] Sometimes being the superior wrestler means knowing when to have your back up ready. I am smarter than you, I am a better wrestler than you, and I am DAMN SURE [Beast pauses to rub his nipples] SEXIER than you!
<Beast and AA leave, laughing and celebrating, leaving Harris looking puzzled and annoyed in the ring>
Thim and Semaj ARE WALKING AND TALKING~! on their way to the arena.
TR: Semaj are you sure you know what your doing?
SB: Course I am, I’ve spent too much time dilly-dallying around ‘ere. “N” wants me back to start on a new project in Iran and so I’ve got to wrap up this business with Moose’ead now.
TR: Moosehead Jack isn’t going to take that kind of threat lying down. He’ll be expecting you to come after him.
SB: I know ‘e will and I don’t care. ‘e’s going to learn whot it means to cross the Crown. I’m putting and end to ‘im, just like we’ve planned.
TR: Well about that…
Ross: What on earth could Semaj have planned for Moose tonight?
Razz: I have no idea, and who the hell is “N”?
Ross: I have no clue about that either
Razz: One thing I do know is that Johnny Adrenaline and his former partner LD Williams no longer see eye to eye after last week, I think Williams has finally had just about enough of Johnny.
Ross: and to top it off, Johnny’s title shot is on the line tonight, if Williams wins, he gets a shot at Blackdragon sometime in the near future!
Razz: Yeah I noticed that GM the Rick has changed that too, he wanted to call it a Money in the Bank Intercontinental Title Shot, but some guy named Vince claims he had dibs on it, so it is just a guaranteed title shot sometime in the future
Ross: Well I am biased here, but I certainly hope LD Williams tears Johnny apart. Johnny is a man alone here lately, seems like no one is willing to give him a hand, and it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. LD WILLIAMS
Johnny and Williams meet in the center of the ring. Johnny tries to smooth talk Williams and explain the situation. Williams isn’t buying any of it. Johnny thinks things are fine and starts to walk away. Williams grabs him by the arm and backhands him across the face. Johnny falls to the mat and scrambles to the corner. Williams moves toward the corner and Johnny bails out of the ring scurrying halfway up the ramp to safety. Williams beckons Johnny to get back into the ring even holding the ropes open for him. Johnny slowly makes his way back to the ring, as soon as he gets in Williams takes him down with a clothesline. LDW mounts Johnny and pounds away on him. Johnny tries to slither out of the ring, but LDW follows him outside and slams his head into the apron. Williams then hoists Johnny up and suplexes him on the concrete floor. Johnny writhes in pain. LD Williams moves over to Johnny and tries to pull him to his feet, but Johnny hits a low blow that doubles LDW over in pain. Johnny slides into the ring to break the ten count, then slides right back out and throws LDW into the steel ring steps knocking them over. Johnny stretches LDW’s arm out across the steps and picks up the other half of the steps apparently he is going to attempt to break LDW’s arm. Williams comes to his senses in time and nut punches Johnny, Johnny drops the steps and the corner catches him in the head, opening a nasty gash just above his ear. Williams recovers and throws Johnny into the ring and backs him into a corner where he pounds away. The ref gets between the two and as he pushes LDW away Johnny gets up and takes off the turnbuckle cover. As Williams comes back to the corner to get Johnny, Adrenaline grabs his tights and pulls him head first into the exposed steel turnbuckle. Williams crumples to the mat, blood flowing from his forehead. Johnny takes a few moments to gather himself and stomps away on the fallen Williams. For the next several minutes Johnny takes over hitting a few power moves on Williams but mostly just stomping and punching Williams trying to embarrass him. Finally sensing Williams was done, Johnny hoists Williams up for the Adrenaline Rush, Williams slips out of it, spins Johnny around and DROPS him with a DDT. Williams immediately locks on the STF. Johnny is trapped in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go, just as it looks like he is about to tap Niles Anderson, Beast and Attitude Adjuster hit the ring and attack Williams. Niles pulls Williams to his feet and hits the SteeDDT. The ref calls for the bell.
WINNER in 16:14 by Disqualification – LD Williams
After the match, Niles and AA pulls Williams to his feet and hold him, Johnny slowly gets to his feet and looks around, then breaks into a big grin and slaps Williams around. Adrenaline grabs Williams and sets him up for the Adrenaline Rush, but Moosehead Jack hits the ring to make the save. Moose levels Johnny with a clothesline, and drops AA with a punch to the mouth but turns around and gets DESTROYED by a big boot from Beast. Beast pulls Jack up and is about to hit the bit Monster Club O’Death but Niles stops him. Instead Johnny kicks Moose a few times and AA slaps the claw on Moose and Johnny pulls Williams up and finally hits the Adrenaline Rush. Niles pulls AA off Moose and Niles, Johnny, AA and Beast all leave the ring just as Concrete and Eric O’Mac get there.
Ross: I cannot believe what I have just seen! Johnny and Niles and AA and Beast! Is this a new Unholy Alliance? It shouldn’t surprise me that Johnny would associate himself with the lowest of the low.
Razz: I am kinda speechless on this one, seeing Johnny attack Moose, and Niles keep Beast from hitting Moose, I am just not sure what to make of all this
Ross: But Moose saved Williams, or tried to at least, I never thought I would see that either. I am just shocked!
Razz: Well pull yourself out of it and enjoy our next match, newly crowned Onslaught Champion Capellan defends the title against Uncle Entity which promises to be a fantastic match!
CAPELLAN vs. UNCLE ENTITY
The bell rings and Capellan and Uncle Entity warily circle around each other in the center of the ring. Uncle Entity moves in and locks up with Capellan and after struggling around for a few seconds; Capellan hip tosses Uncle Entity and immediately follows up with strikes to the head. Uncle Entity covers and rolls to try and get out of the way but Capellan keeps striking until Uncle Entity grabs Capellans legs and drags him down to the mat with him. Uncle Entity is trying to get over Capellan and lock a hold in but Capellan isn't having any of it - writing out and always staying just half a step ahead of Uncle Entity. After both making it back to their feet Uncle Entity manages to take Capellan down again with a head snapping short arm clothesline but before he can follow up Capellan makes it back to his feet and rips Uncle Entity over with a snap suplex. The pair spend the next ten minutes with neither one unable to gain the upper-hand for any length of time, both of them pulling off a move or two before their opponent manages to get out of the way and back to their feet. Things begin to break down in the center of the ring with both men shirking the more amateur based wrestling moves and simply laying into each other with chops and elbows. The pair trade chops into the corner, turning each other around several times to both try and get the upper hand, and Uncle Entity finally gets the edge after forgoing the subtlety of the chops and simply head-butting Capellan in the face. Capellan downs down hard in the corner with blood pouring from his face and Uncle Entity quickly follows up with a boot choke to the throat but just as quickly stops as the ref warns him about disqualification. As Uncle Entity instead decides to use even less subtle but more legal stomps to the head, Capellan decides that the best place to be is somewhere else and rolls out of the ring under the rope. The ref immediately begins his 10 count but Capellan simply stands there composing himself. Uncle Entity is still in the ring watching and waiting for Capellan to get back to the ring but as the ref reaches the count of 7 he suddenly seems unsure, a look of concern crossing his face - under Onslaught Title rules he can't remember if the title changes hands on a count-out or not . . . not wanting to risk it Uncle Entity runs the ropes and baseball slides out of the rings towards Capellan. Seeing him coming Capellan sidesteps, quickly rolls back into the ring and runs up the ropes to the top turnbuckle and dives off onto Uncle Entity with a huge plancha. Both men are now down and the ref begins the count once more. They both groggily make it to their feet but are to concerned with beating the count to bother with each other - once back into the ring the pair circle each other once more as they did at the beginning of the match only now Capellan's face is dripping with blood and Uncle Entity looks beaten up and much more wary of Capellan. They lock up once more in the center of the ring and this time Uncle Entity gets the upper-hand in the exchange and Irish whips Capellan into the corner, backing off slightly getting ready to charge in . . . Capellan however has other ideas and uses the momentum, runs straight up the ropes and flips over backwards to deliver a devastating Spinning Dragon Kick to the chest of Uncle Entity who goes down and stays down for the one, two, three.
WINNER in 21:20 Capellan
Ross: What a fantastic win for Capellan! He really proved that his title win was certainly no fluke!
Razz: he is legit, no question about that. I think Capellan can hold on to that title for a long time, but he better be wary of Thim Reynolds. Thim is coming on strong
Ross: I am sure Capellan would welcome the challenge from Thim; I know I certainly am looking forward to that match.
Razz: Next up we have what appears to be a rarity these days. Blackdragon asked GM the Rick to give Semaj B a title match.
Ross: It certainly was a rare display of sportsmanship, Semaj certainly deserves a shot, and these two know each other well, having both been charter members of the AYUFF. I expect a very clean match, and this is one I just cannot wait for
BLACKDRAGON vs. SEMAJ B
Gentlemanly handshake to begin and they lock up. SB forces BD into the corner but breaks cleanly. They circle one another and BD shoots in for the double leg. SB blocks and hooks a front chancery. BD counters out of it and gets a lateral press for one, then snatches a side head lock. SB fights to his feet, but BD snaps him back over before beginning a rapid fire exchange of holds the somehow wind up with BD trapped in a hammer lock and SB in front ¾ nelson. Neither will submit so the Ref exercises his authority and orders them to break. They do so and the crowd voices their approval of the exchange. Second lock up and BD snatches the headlock before being shot into the ropes. Shoulder block, but neither falls. BD runs the ropes again, but SB arm drags him over and bars the arm. BD counters out of it with a kip up and arm drag of his own, but SB is up quickly and ducks the follow up jumping spin kick and levels BD with a clothesline. SB ground BD for a moment with various arm bars before settling on a double under hook that he immediately transitions into a pin fall attempt. BD kicks out and manages to drop toe hold SB but can’t lock in the DRAGON LOCK~!!! SB lands a knee to BD’s gut then hits a gut wrench slam for 2. SB gets up only to have his ankle picked. BD drives his knee into the mat twice then allows him to stand up before spin sweeping him back down. BD hits the sling shot moonsault across the knees for 2. SB hobbling but manages to ward off BD’s attacks with an over head throw. They exchange chops in the corner and BD whips him to the opposite corner. Back elbow stalls BD’s charge, but he catches SB with a power slam for 2. BD shakes his head and smirks before pulling SB to his feet. SB slaps away his hands and peppers him with the rights and left before a triple Irish whip reversal sequence ends with a boot to BD’s gut and power bombs him into the turnbuckles. SB drags him away from the ropes and stacks him up, but BD rolls the shoulder at 2. SB immediately turns BD over and hooks the legs in an attempt to lock in the OCTOPUSSY~!!! but BD fights of the chicken wing and uses the free arm for a rope break. More back and forth action and BD manages to land on his feet after a back body drop only to eat a Well Dress Italian Businessman Kick to the mouth. Cover gets two and SB attempts a cross arm breaker but BD rolls it into another 2 count. Standing switch and BD nails two consecutive German Suplexes, before nearly decapitating SB with a DRAGON Suplex. BD can’t hold the bridge and SB’s shoulder comes off the mat. BD with the scoop slam and slashes the throat. He climbs up, but SB crotches him and pays back the neck trauma with the LICENSE TO KILL~!!! Miraculously, BD kicks out at 2. SB locks in a sleeper, but BD immediately hoists him up for a back suplex. Both men down until six and they slug it out. BD tries the super kick, SB ducks, kicks him in the gut and attempts the LIVE AND LET DIE~!!! but BD rams him into the turnbuckles then back drops him. SB staggers right into the reverse fireman’s carry and BD ends it with a DKO DROP~!!!
WINNER in 33:12 Blackdragon
Ross: My hat’s off to both men, that was a phenomenal display of wrestling by both men, it is certainly a shame that one man had to lose
Razz: Yeah it is, but there is no shame in losing to Blackdragon, the man has proven himself time and time again to be a fighting champion willing to take on all comers, you gotta respect that
Ross: Indeed I do. Next, Moose and Concrete get a shot at the former tag team champions 3Piece Set, as we said earlier with Jack and Gator, a win here would certainly move them up the ladder closer to a title shot, do they have a chance?
Razz: Sure they do, even though they took a hellacious beating on Sunday, Jack and Concrete finally seem to be clicking on all cylinders, if they get some momentum going, who knows where this could end up for them
Ross: Well tonight is certainly a clear test of their ability as a team, beating 3Piece Set is no small task
MOOSEHEAD JACK & CONCRETE TG vs. 3PIECE SET
Jack and Concrete hit the ring and go on the offensive; they are still sporting their battle scars from the triple cage match with Jack and Gator. Concrete and Ax tumble over the top rope to the outside, inside Moose whips Cole to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Cole slips through Moose’s legs and bounds off the ropes and catches Moose with a high knee to the chin. Cole gets to his feet and congratulates himself, but Moose is also on his feet and kills Cole with a clothesline. Outside the ring, Concrete and Ax have their hands wrapped around each other’s throats apparently trying to choke the life out of each other. Moose leaves the ring and reaches under the apron and grabs a kendo stick which he smacks across the back of Ax-Man’s head. Ax lets go of Concrete and turns to Moose with a big grin on his face. Of course forgetting about Concrete wasn’t such a good idea, Concrete drop kicks Ax in the back and sends him staggering toward Moose who catches Ax with a power slam on the floor. Cole bounds off the ropes on the inside and hits a beautiful suicide dive on Jack to the outside just as Jack was getting to his feet. Concrete rushes over, leaps on the apron and runs the apron and catches Cole with a diving clothesline. Concrete rolls Cole back into the ring and goes to work. CTG whips Cole to the ropes and catches him with a belly to belly suplex, then tries to set him up in the Scaffold but Cole reverses out of it and sends Concrete to the ropes and catches him with a wicked back elbow to the bridge of the nose. Cole kicks Concrete in the midsection then hits him with a corkscrew neck breaker. Cover only gets a two count. Outside the ring Ax and Moose are taking turns slamming each other across the face with the kendo stick. Naturally both men are a bloody mess. Finally Ax has had enough and knees Jack in the gut and suplexes him through the Djibouti Announce Table. Ax slides back into the ring and helps Cole stomp Concrete. Ax puts Concrete on the top rope and Cole climbs up to superplex Concrete. Before he can finish Moose slides into the ring and attacks Ax-Man, spinning him around and hitting him with a heart punch. Jack rushes over and gets under Cole and walks out of the corner with Cole on his shoulders. Concrete stands on the top rope and leaps and hits a flying shining wizard, as Concrete kicks Cole in the face, Jack slams him down with a power bomb. Concrete hits the mat and slides out of the ring, Jack picks Cole up to finish him when Semaj B repels in from the rafters above, and He is apparently unarmed and lands in the ring behind MHJ. Moose, who is unaware of what is transpiring takes Cole into a front face lock and starts to lift him into a delayed vertical suplex, Semaj runs the ropes and charges towards Moose and his opponent mid-suplex. Semaj hits a super kick on Moosehead which not only sends MHJ and Cole to the mat, but apparently sends 10,000 volts through them as well. Both men are down convulsing, Concrete gets into the ring and goes face to face with Semaj clearly confused as to the course of events, Ax-Man comes into the ring behind Semaj. Semaj lips, “I’m sorry” before suddenly twisting around and kicking Ax in the gut and hitting Live and Let Die. He finds a conveniently placed mic and says “I did whot I ‘ad to do. Goodbye old friend.” Suddenly the arena lights go out and when they come back on Semaj is gone. Concrete looks confused, then notices Ax is down, he pulls Ax to his feet and hits the Cement Mixer and gets the three count.
WINNERS in 22:19 Moosehead Jack & Concrete TG
Razz: What.The. Hell? Semaj B came out of nowhere! And then disappeared! What the hell is going on here tonight Ross?
Ross: Just when you think you’ve seen it all…I am just speechless!
Razz: But hey, it might have been under some really strange circumstances, but Jack and Concrete scored a win over 3Piece Set! Both of the former tag champs lost tonight, this certainly makes the tag scene a lot more interesting, try to figure this one out!
Ross: I couldn’t even try. And I don’t think Niles has Chris Alt figured out either. For awhile it certainly seemed like Chris and Niles had a truce going, but then Beast attacked Alt and it all fell apart. These two were rivals almost from the moment they set foot in the OOWF, will tonight finally settle their feud?
Razz: Not a chance Ross, this one is far from over, this is going to go on as long as they both have a career in the OOWF, they are like Ricky Steamboat and Ric Flair, no matter where they go, no matter what they do, they are only one cross look from a throw down match. It is hell for them, but fun for us.
CHRIS ALT vs. NILES ANDERSON
NA teases a lock up before booting CA in the gut and pounding him across the back. Irish whip/back elbow combo puts CA down and NA taunts before dropping a huge elbow across the throat. CA kicks out with authority and tackles NA. Mounted punches put CA in control and the crowd firmly behind him. NA gets to his feet only to be taken over with a hurricarrana for two. CA continues the assault and after recovering from a NA cheap shot, drops the bigger man with an impact DDT for another 2. NA finally gains the advantage and roughs CA with some stiff punches in the corner and mud hole stomping. A rude power bomb gives NA a 2 count and he whips CA hard into the corner sternum first. Rolling to the outside, he slams CA’s shoulder around the ring post twice before twisting it in a modified arm bar. He breaks the count and stomps away at the arm a few times before standing on the shoulder and posing for the crowd. CA fights back with his good arm, but NA chops the shoulder, hammerlocks the bad arm and hits a scoop slam for 2. NA pulls CA to his feet and trash talks him but as he pushes him away, CA nails him with a super kick. Both down until five and CA takes advantage bad arm and all. NA puts a halt to that with a single arm DDT. Pulling him up by the bad arm, NA yanks on it and wrings in before whipping CA towards the ropes. CA ducks the clothesline and CA catches NA with a rebound spear. CA shakes off the pain as NA stumbles into a kick to the gut. CA hooks the arms for the SPINAL CONTUSION~!!! but the champ ain’t having none of that and drops to his knees for a blatant low blow. The ref signals for the bell and CA wins unfortunately by DQ.
WINNER by DQ in 15:11 Chris Alt
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Ross: I really don’t understand Niles, he wanted this match, he asked for this match, and then he bails on the match only fifteen minutes in? What is going on?
Razz: Something was up, it seemed like Alt brought something else to the table tonight that Niles was not prepared for, rather than risk losing his title, Niles took the easy way out and lived to fight another day
Ross: The cheap way out, you can say it, he was a coward and quit.
Razz: Well, that’s one way of looking at it, Niles has the advantage of being the champ, Alt has to pin him. It’s not pretty it’s just how it is.
Ross: Not pretty is right, and our main event of the evening will not be pretty either, Microplay has vowed to get his title back by any means necessary, these two have been at each others throats for months now, and there doesn’t appear to be any end in sight.
Razz: Microplay is certainly in his element right now, he has the edge back that made him a champion in the first place, right now he is very dangerous, but Canadian Dragon has certainly proven himself in big matches before, so I would never count him out either
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. MICROPLAY – Steel Cage Match Microplay attacks right off the bat, ramming Dragon into two turnbuckles and doing the 10-punch count. Dragon comes back with a leg lariat. CD tries to smash Micro into the cage, but MP blocks. Micro tries to send Dragon into the cage but he blocks and DDTs MP. Another slugfest erupts, won by Microplay. He makes the first climb attempt, but gets pulled off by Dragon who hits a massive ENZUIGIRI! Dragon nearly makes it out but Micro catches him going over the top and hits a backdrop suplex to the mat. Micro crawls for the door but Dragon catches him and whips him to the other corner. He follows Micro into the corner and hits a stinger splash before going for the door again. Micro yanks him away and dives, but Dragon yanks him away and dives. Micro pulls Dragon to the center of the ring and goes for an inverted DDT but Dragon reverses into a pile driver. Dragon tries to climb out, and gets slammed off by Microplay. Now Micro climbs and again nearly makes it, but Dragon grabs him by the hair and they fight on the top. Micro kicks him off and then follows up with an elbow drop. Micro climbs again and they fight on the top again with Microplay again getting the better of the situation. He goes for a superplex but Dragon reverses and hits one of his own. Both men are stunned, as Microplay lunges for the door again, but Dragon stops him and drops a vicious looking elbow on him. Dragon to the top, and he hits a Dragonsault off the cage. He goes to climb but Micro lunges at the ropes and crotches Dragon. Microplay starts climbs out, with Dragon not moving. CD pops up at the last second and blocks Micro. Dragon slams Micro into the cage for good measure, and Micro is busted open. Dragon starts to climb, but MP brings him back in with a modified Samoan drop. Micro tries to climb again, Dragon stops him. but the both go crashing down as Micro manages to hit a side-Russian leg sweep. Dragon immediately crawls for the door, but Micro grabs his leg. Micro fights him down and then lunges for the door himself, but CD blocks, drags him back in, and slingshots Micro into the cage. Dragon goes for a springboard cross body off the top rope, but MP ends up catching him and hitting a sick spine buster. Micro hits a leg lariat before collapsing. The crowd is absolutely losing it. Micro climbs to the top again, and makes it halfway out before Dragon stops him. They fight on the top of the cage, with Dragon getting in a sweet kick to send Micro flying. Dragon looks at the crowd and instead of climbing out; he turns around and goes for a splash. Micro rolls out of the way though, and then slaps on the Sharpshooter. Dragon gets to the ropes and reverses to his own Sharpshooter. He releases and climbs again, with MP right behind him. Back to the top, and rams Dragon into the cage. He goes to climb out, but MP leaves himself exposed and Dragon hits a Dragon kick sending Micro to the mat. Dragon climbs and gets on the outside of the cage before changing his mind. Dragon perches on the top before point at the crowd. He comes off and goes for a shooting star press with two rotations, but ends up landing on his head! The crowd in shocked as Dragon is motionless. Micro is still out of it as he sees that Dragon is not moving. The refs open the cage door and Micro slowly pulls himself out as the EMT rush to the ring to get to Dragon who has still not moved since botched the shooting star press. WINNER in 40:08 Microplay Ross: <very somber> Folks I am not sure what to say, at this point it just doesn’t look like Canadian Dragon is moving very much, if at all.
Razz: That was a nasty spill he took, and a bad landing as well, right now the medical people are working on him, let’s hope everything comes out ok for this OOWF superstar
Ross: Our thoughts and prayers certainly go out to Dragon, folks as soon as we hear something about his condition we will update our website. That’s all the time we have tonight, for Razz, I’m Ross, goodnight. Semaj IS SKULKING~! through the bowels of the arena. He makes his way to the parking lot and heads towards his Aston Martin Vanquish S. When he is about half way to the car, a flood of officials and [various members of MHJ’s cronies] spot him and give chase. Semaj runs ahead and jumps into his car, as the officials near the vehicle; it explodes and is engulfed in flames! After , camera pans back to reveal the Devil’s Brigade congratulating each other on work well done.
TO: Whot a fekkin icey payday.
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