OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Hellhole, Idaho
Memorial for Spin HansenAll the OOWF wrestlers gather at the top of the ramp while an image of Spin Hansen is on the OOTron. We get the ten bell salute as all the wrestlers raise their fist to their fallen brother
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There is a moment of silence then all the wrestlers silently file to the back. The crowd begins to murmur again and the show must go on.
ECOSYSTEM & FIREWOMAN vs. CARL FROM FRESNO & JUSTIN SANECarl from Fresno and Justin Sane get the jobber entrance, which is slightly more embarrassing when you consider the OOWF doesn’t usually use them.
PA: I know who you are…the leader of lost souls…
Ecosystem and Firewoman enter next as a team, the crowd noticing they are both entering to Eco’s music and booing. Eco extends his hand to Firewoman and they walk down to the ring together holding hands, antagonizing the audience further. Eco hops up to the ropes and lowers the second for Firewoman to enter. Inside the ring, Ecosystem elects to begin against Justin Sane.
The two lock up in the middle of the ring, Justin getting the better of the hold as he exerts downward pressure on the left arm of the ring-rusty Eco. Eco pulls in toward Justin with a knee to the gut to break the pressure, followed by a go-behind German suplex. Eco bridges into a cover, gets 2 mostly for surprise factor. Eco attempts to roll into another German, but Justin takes Eco down with a modified snapmare and kick to the back. Justin bounds off the ropes for a running low dropkick, but Eco drops back ahead of time, grabbing Justin’s extended leg into an ankle lock. Justin frantically grasps for the rope, and makes it there in time. Eco breaks the hold at three as Justin crawls between the ropes, but the self-appointed savior runs to the opposite end of the ring, bounds off and hits a huge I-guess-Eco-is-small-enough-to-hit-a 619! 619 on Justin (or is that a 52 for Nagoya?), who bounds off holding his face, but Carl from Fresno gets a quick blind tag.
Carl attempts to clothesline Eco off the apron to the outside, but Eco leaps the ropes to land back in ring, throwing Carl over the top on his back to the mat. A couple stiff kicks to the back of Carl get him back up, while one to the chest sends him back down. The malevolent messiah clasps his hands and bows to the crowd, drawing tremendous boos. Eco goes to the corner and tags in Firewoman, who catches a rising Carl in a bridging Snap Suplex for a two count, followed by a series of mounted punches as the referee tells her to open the fist.
Just then, Alexander Darling comes out on the ramp, apparently ready to rush the ring, but Tytan comes out to hold him back. Eco looks in the ring to make sure Firewoman hasn’t noticed, then gestures for a couple security guards lying in wait to force Alexander back behind the curtain. They oblige, as Fire knocks Carl from Fresno down with a spinning roundhouse kick. She then climbs up to the top rope, looking at Carl rise behind her. Firewoman goes for a beautiful Firesault off the top—caught by Carl! He has her in position for a piledriver!
Then a funny thing happens.
Firewoman begins to go nuts, kicking Carl in the head with her legs frantically until he drops her. As he stumbles back, she jumps him, kneeing him in the gut and clawing at his face such that she draws blood. The referee tells her to lay off, at which point she merely howls and begins bashing her head against Carl’s, opening the wound further. Ecosystem’s eyes are as big as saucers at this point, until he gets an idea.
Eco: “Choke him out over here!”
As Fire begins choking Carl out on the ropes, ignoring the referee’s count, Eco quickly takes the blind tag, surprising Firewoman. Eco quickly scoops Carl out from Fire’s clutches and drops him with a DDT. Justin Sane runs in the ring to follow, throwing a wild punch, but Eco catches the arm and pulls Justin back into a Dragon Sleeper—ENDGAME! Eco is stalking Carl from Fresno, who stumbles up, bloody—Superkick! Superkick from Eco to Carl! Eco is about to go for the cover, but instead he walks over to Fire, who is calming herself. She says something as he nods, and then he tags her in. Fire walks over to Carl, pulls his arms behind him—FIRESTOMP! She goes for the cover as Justin just begins to regain his bearings: 1-2-3.
WINNERS in 9:22…Ecosystem and Firewoman!
EMTs runs over to Carl to dress his wounds as Fire and Eco exit the ring, Fire still seeming to try to shake something from her head. Tytan looks to be about to come out to greet them, but Eco gestures from below the ramp, “Not now,” and Tytan nods.
BRYCE LARSON & ERIC O’MAC vs. DEADTVDeadTV are announced and the crowd goes mild. They make their way out and wait in the corner, Dead and Tyler go over some last minute strategy and it looks like Dead will start things off. Eric O’Mac and Bryce Larson are announced next and make their way to the ring to a very mixed reaction. Larson gets cheers, Eric gets boos, the crowd seems a little confused as to what to do here. They get to the ring and Eric slides under the bottom rope and darts across the ring and BLASTS Dead in the mouth with a forearm that sends him to the mat. The referee calls for the bell and we are underway!
Eric pulls Dead to his feet and slams him face first into the turnbuckle, then whips him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a HOTSHOT! Dead’s head snaps off the ropes and he staggers backward, Eric charges at him and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline, then tags in Larson. Bryce hops over the top rope and waits for Dead to get to his feet and catches him with a spinning heel kick to the face that sends him staggering to the ropes. Larson charges in and clotheslines Dead over the top rope to the floor, then waits for him to get up, and springs over the top rope and slams Dead against the guard rail. Larson rolls Dead back into the ring and follows him and covers, but Tyler breaks it up at two.
This only serves to infuriate Eric. Eric hops off the apron and races around the ring and pulls Tyler off the turnbuckle and throws him shoulder first into the stairs. Eric is not done yet, he pulls a dazed Tyler up and kicks him low, then lifts him and hits a BRAINBUSTER ON THE FLOOR! OH MY GOD! Tyler is out cold and not moving a bit. Officials immediately rush from the back to check on him while Eric casually walks around the ring and climbs back on the apron and waits for the tag. Larson looks at him a little shocked, then shrugs and tags him into the match.
Eric comes in and pulls Dead to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a superkick to the jaw, then makes another quick tag to Larson. They wait for Dead to stand up, then cut him in half with the REVOLUTION X (Total Elimination) Larson grabs Dead and traps him in the CATTLE MUTILATION and quickly gets the submission.
WINNERS in 6:14 – Eric O’Mac & Bryce Larson
After the match, Eric slips out of the ring and sets up a table. He rolls Dead out of the ring and lays him on the table, then climbs to the top rope and hits a MAC ATTACK driving Dead through the table into the floor. Eric pulls him up, sets him up, and hits a PILEDRIVER on the floor! Dead’s neck twists awkwardly and he lies motionless on the floor. Larson looks at Eric questionably as the boos rain down on him. Eric seem completely unfazed by what he has done, and heads to the back with Larson trailing behind him
LD WILLIAMS vs. CONCRETE TG vs. ALEXANDER DARLINGConcrete Tachyon Gryphon is announced first and comes out to a nice pop. Crete makes his way to the ring high fiving and posing with fans along the way. LD Williams is announced next to a nice pop as well. LD smiles at this reaction, and makes his way to the ring nodding in response to the cheers. Alexander Darling is announced next to the largest pop yet. Darling doesn't seem to even notice there is a focus and an anger in his eyes. He makes his way to the ring all business, and slides in waiting for the bell. The ref gives some quick instructions then calls for the bell.
Crete and Williams are both cautious to start, but Darling is ready to go and flies across the ring leveling Crete with a big boot. Darling attempts to spear LD next, but Williams is more prepared and is able to catch Darling and pulls him into a side headlock. Darling pushes off the ropes and shoots LD to the opposite. Darling drops down, and then lands a massive dropkick that puts Williams down. Crete has recovered, and slows Darling down with a massive chop. Crete attempts a suplex, but Darling blocks and counters with a snap suplex of his own. LD is back up and attempts an elbow on Darling. Darling dodges but LD is back up, and the two spend several moments going into a series of chain wrestling reversals. As they both separate to regroup, a recovered Crete rushes over and sends them both down with a double clothesline.
Crete takes this opportunity to soak in the adulation's of the crowd. This backfires as Williams has recovered and nails a clubbing blow to the back of his head sending him down. LD turns and sees Darling pulling himself to his feet in the corner, and charges in. Darling moves at the last second, and LD eats the turnbuckle. Darling places LD on the turnbuckle and heads up going for the superplex. Crete recovers and sees this. Crete heads over grabbing Darling and pulling him over into a powerbomb. Darling however maintains his grip and it carries LD over into a superplex as well. With both opponents down, Crete heads to the top rope. Crete leaps at Darling with a splash, but Darling gets his knees up and Crete catches them in the midsection.
LD and Darling are both back up and begin exchanging punches. Neither man seems to be able to get an advantage, and they back away to regroup. Crete comes up and locks Darling in a rear waistlock, and LD prepares to superkick his head off. Darling does a standing switch, and Crete ends up eating LD's foot. Darling holds the waistlock and uses the momentum to carry Crete over into a bridging German suplex. The ref starts the count, but LD quickly breaks it up. LD grabs Darling and whips him to the ropes. LD follows in, but Darling senses him coming and drops
down grabbing the top rope. Williams can't stop his momentum, and tumbles over to the floor. Crete is getting back to his feet, but Darling is ready for him. A kick to the gut followed by a Darling Driver, and Crete is back on the mat. Darling makes the cover and the ref counts the three.
WINNER in 11:27 Alexander Darling
The crowd erupts, but Darling merely slides out of the ring heading to the back, anger still in his eyes. It's obvious that his mind is on other matters. Meanwhile LD has slid back into the ring and helps Crete back to his feet. Crete is woozy, but holds out his hand. LD shakes it and the crowd gives a big pop for this show of sportsmanship
RAVENNA BLUE & STAN FULTON vs. TEXPRESS“God Blessed Texas” plays and Texpress comes out to the roar of the crowd. They make their way to the ring, a little worse for the wear after their war with Moosehead Jack and Stank, and step into the ring and acknowledge the cheers of the crowd. Ravenna Blue and Stan Fulton are announced next and make their way to the ring, also to the cheers of the crowd. They get to the ring and move to the center of the rind and offer their hands to Chad and Zane. The Texans move to the middle and shake hands, and the crowd erupts at the show of sportsmanship. Ravenna and Chad remain in the ring, the referee calls for the bell and we are about to get underway when Moosehead Jack comes out from the back carrying a chair. Chad, Zane, Ravenna and Stan all look at one another. Moose marches to ringside, opens the chair and takes a seat at ringside, glaring at Chad. They all shrug and the match begins.
Chad and Rav lock up and Chad snaps her to the mat with an arm drag and lock on an arm bar. Ravenna quickly works to her feet and backs Chad into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and gets it, but not before Ravenna tags in Stan. Fulton comes in before Chad can escape the corner and drives several elbows into the side of his head. Stan sends Chad to the ropes and Chad tries a cross body block, Fulton catches him and tosses him across the ring with a fallaway slam. Chad crawls to his corner grabbing his back and tags in Zane.
Myers comes into the ring and he and Stan lock up. Fulton backs him to the corner and tries a chop, but Myers moves out of the way and reverses Stan in the corner and lights him up with several chops to the chest. Zane pulls Stan out and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him to the mat. Zane covers, but Stan kicks out at two. Stan gets to one knee and Zane charges in for a kick to his jaw, but Stan catches his leg and gets to his feet and snaps Zane to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip. Stan reaches out, keeping hold of Zane’s leg, and tags in Ravenna.
Ravenna comes into the ring and grabs Zane’s leg and lands several kicks to his hamstring, then lays it on the mat and drops a knee across it. Ravenna flips Zane over into a single Boston crab, but Zane makes it to the bottom rope, forcing the break. Ravenna pulls Zane to his feet and grabs his leg, but Zane takes her to the mat with an enzuguri. Zane tags in Chad and Chad waits for Ravenna to get up, then lifts her for a suplex, floats over and gets a two count. Chad tags Zane back in, and he lifts Ravenna in a bear hug, it looks like they are going for a HART ATTACK CLOTHESLINE! Chad bounds toward the ropes, Fulton looks out at Moose, then leans on the ropes low bridging Chad! Chad tumbles over the top rope and hits the floor hard.
Zane lets Ravenna go and walks over to the ropes and yells at Fulton. Stan stands there and takes it for a moment, then grabs Zane’s head and leaps off the apron, clotheslining him on the top rope! Zane staggers back to the middle of the ring, Ravenna has climbed to the top rope, she leaps and hits the DIAMOND DUST! Ravenna covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 15:55 – Ravenna Blue & Stan Fulton
After the match, Moose gets to his feet without a word, smirks, folds up the chair and heads up the ramp to the back
J-P SPARXX vs. SEAN MOORE – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchSean Naomh Moore makes his way to the ring to a chorus of cheers. He seems focused and determined to get his belt back. JP Sparxx is announce next, him and Jewel come down to the ring to a chorus, but JP doesn't seem to care. He just keeps tapping on the Onslaught title yelling that he's the champ now bitches. JP enters the ring as Jewel contnues to argue with the nearby fans. JP and Moore meet in the center of the ring as the ref reminds them of the Onslaught rules. The ref calls for the handshake, and Sparxx sticks his hand out with a smirk. Moore gives it one quick shake before heading to a neutral corner.
The bell rings and Sparxx heads back to the center to jaw some more, but Moore is having none of that and nearly decapitates him. Sparxx is back up and seems to be taking things more seriously. Moore goes for a nother clothesline, but Sparxx ducks. JP attempts a superkick, but Moore grabs it and goes for a leg sweep. In a surprising move Sparxx jumps it and lands an enziguri. Moore is rattled and JP follows up with several swift forearm shots. Sparxx grabs Moore from behind and locks in a cobra clutch. Moore struggles over and grabs the ropes.
Sean Moore has used his first rope break. Sparxx charges back at Moore, but is stopped by a big boot. Moore comes off the other rope and has his leg grabbed by Jewel. Unfortunately for her the ref sees it.
The ref counts this as Sparxx using his first warning.Sparxx rushes over yelling for Jewel to cut it out. He turns around and catches a kick to the gut followed by a massive gutwrench powerbomb. Moore covers, but Sparxx kicks out at two. Moore lifts Sparxx up and nails a pair of massive chops before sending Sparxx into the corner. Moore charges in, and Sparxx dodges causing Moore to eat the turnbuckle. Sparxx nails a massive dropkick that sends Moore through the ropes to the outside. Sparxx gets a smile on his face, bounces off the oposite ropes and flies through the ropes. A picture perfect tope con helio takes Moore crashing down. Sparxx is back up yelling that he's the man. Jewel runs over and they take just a moment too long celebrating. When Sparxx goes back to lift up Moore, he has recovered and pops Sparxx in the jaw before
tossing him back in the ring.
Moore slides in, and barely dodges an elbow attempt from Sparxx. Moore is back on his feet and the two exchange a heated series of punches, chops and kicks. This continues for several minutes before Moore is able to back Sparxx into a corner Moore continues to hammer on him, and the ref is forced to push Moore away.
Sean Moore has used his first warning As Moore is backed away Sparxx slips onto the apron and then launches into a springboard crossbody. Moore sees it coming and catches and plants him with a massive powerslam. Moore covers, but again only gets two. Moore locks in an arm lock and Sparxx twists around reversing it. What follows is a series of holds and counter holds ending with Sparxx locked in an STF. Sparxx is able to get his arm out and grabs the ropes.
Sparxx has used his first rope break As the ref separates them the bell sounds. Moore looks confused as a smile crosses Sparxx's face. The ref confers with the timekeeper and an announcement is made.
The match has ended in a 15 minute time limit draw Moore looks pissed but still heads to the center of the ring for the post match handshake. Sparxx holds his out but pulls it away just as Moore is about to shake it. Sparxx lifts his hands in the air as Jewel wraps the Onslaught title around his waist. Sparxx yells that he's the champ knowwhathessayin. Moore looks ready to explode, but surprisingly leaves without incident
WINNER – 15 minute time limit draw
THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. DRINK & DESTROY vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANK vs. BOARDWALK SAINTS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Fatal FourWayThe crowd goes bi-polar at the start of this match, cheering as the Boardwalk saints make their way to the ring, switching to echoing boos as Stank and Moosehead Jack make their entrance, and then exploding as former champions Drink and Destroy come through the crowd. With the challengers all in the ring, OOWF tag team champions The Flyin’ Hawai’ians step onto the stage. Kai and Aina pose with Noelani, and then she heads to the back as they continue to the ring. The champions slide into the ring and hand off the belts to referee Angelo Barros. Barros displays the belts to the challengers, and then hands them to a ring attendant. He turns back to the ring to find a four-way stare down. After a long moment, Moose says something and cackles, and he and Stank head to their corner. DHM and Alexis back to their corner as well. After a brief consultation, Aina heads to the apron, while Taylor motions to OBJ that he wants to start. With two men in the ring, Barros calls for the bell and we’re underway.
They lock up and Danny grabs a headlock. He immediately flips Kai to the mat and kneels on his shoulders, hammering him with forearms. Barros taps him on the shoulder, and Taylor immediately backs off, pulling Kai to his feet. He sends him to the ropes and attempts a clothesline, but Kai ducks underneath. Kai grabs the ropes as he hits, and Moose slaps him on the shoulder, tagging himself in. With a sadistic smile on his face, Moose faces off with Taylor. He feints right and goes left, trying to shoot the leg. Taylor anticipates it and nails Moose with a straight right and pummels him to the mat. He twists Moose’s arm into a hammerlock, pulls him to his feet, and shoves him face-first into the corner, tagging OBJ. Danny drops back, hauling Moose into a backbreaker across his knees. OBJ hops onto the second turnbuckle and leaps, driving a knee into Moose’s skull. He covers as Taylor rolls out to the apron, but Moose kicks out at two.
OBJ pulls Moose up into a front facelock and knees him repeatedly in the face. He hits a gut wrench suplex and then sits Moose up and kicks him in the back, following up with a series of cross faces. He hauls Moose into position for a suplex, but Stank distracts Barros’ attention and Moose nails a low blow. Moose drops to the mat, grabbing OBJ’s waistband and yanking him forward so that his head slams into the middle turnbuckle. Moose rolls to his feet behind OBJ, grabs him around the waist, and nails the Chaos Theory! He covers, but Taylor kicks him in the head to break it up at two. Stank is in as well, and launches himself at Taylor. Danny ducks a clothesline and dropkicks the big man in the back sending him into the ropes. DHM runs along the apron and drives a forearm into Stank’s head. Stank stumbles back, and Taylor drops him with an inverted DDT. Barros orders Taylor back to the apron, and Stank rolls out of the ring as well.
Moose drags OBJ to his feet and winds his arm up to set up the Heart Punch. OBJ twists free and yanks Moose off balance, and then plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. OBJ rolls to the corner and reaches out to tag in DHM. D.H. nails Moose with a running knee to the head, and then scoops him up and slams him to the mat. He drags Moose to his feet and sends him into the corner, following him in with a clothesline. Moose stumbles out of the corner, and DHM knees him in the stomach and drives an elbow into the back of his head. He sets up the Jersey Hammer, but Moose ducks it and punches him in the gut. He goes for a DDT, but DHM picks him up and rams his spine repeatedly into the turnbuckles. He holds Moose in place and makes the tag to Alexis, and then lifts Moose onto his shoulders as she climbs the ropes. DHM backs into the corner and Alexis grabs Moose’s arms - FLYING CURBSTOMP! Alexis rolls Moose over and hooks both legs. Barros slides into place and counts One…Two…Stank starts into the ring, but is tackled by DHM from one side and OBJ from the other…Three.
Moosehead Jack and Stank have been eliminatedKai leaps off the top rope with a Superfly Splash onto Alexis, timing it to land just after the three count. He rolls her over and covers, but she rolls a shoulder before three. Kai drags Alexis to her feet and delivers a series of kicks to the ribs. He drags her to her feet and starts an Irish whip, and then pulls her back into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He sends her face-first into the corner and drives a knee into her back, making the tag to Aina. The Hawai’ians send Alexis to the ropes and plant her with a flapjack. Aina covers, put DHM slides in to break it up. Stank hooks his ankle and drags him back out to the floor. Aina pulls Alexis to her feet, but she rolls him up for a quick two-count. Aina kicks out, ant Alexis turns and dives for the corner, making the tag to Taylor.
Taylor levels Aina with a clothesline, and continues on to the ropes and does it again from the other direction. Kai grabs Taylor from behind, but Taylor drives the back of his head into Kai’s nose to break free. He turns around - right into a super kick from Aina. Aina covers, but OBJ slides into the ring and storms past Kai to break it up. Kai nails OBJ with a kick to the head, and then sends him to the ropes and plants him with a power slam. Barros tries to separate them and get them out of the ring, and doesn’t see Moose stagger to his feet and grab a chair on the outside. He approaches DH, who is still struggling with Stank, but before he can swing the chair Alexis sprints across the ring, springs off the top rope, and levels him with a flying forearm.
Inside the ring, Barros manages to separate OBJ & Kai and forces OBJ to his corner. The Hawai’ians take advantage, as Aina sends Taylor to the ropes and lifts him for a flapjack. Kai hits the opposite ropes and nails Taylor with at flipping neck breaker, completing the For Pele. Kai rolls through and under the ropes to the apron. Aina covers Taylor and Barros slides into position. Kai springs off the top rope and leaps over them, nailing OBJ with a missile dropkick as he starts into the ring. Barros counts One…Two…Three.
Drink & Destroy have been eliminatedThe Hawai’ians direct Barros attention to the outside, where the Saints are brawling with Stank and Moose, and Barros starts to count. OBJ lumbers to the outside and goes after Moose, freeing Alexis to return to the ring. She slides under the ropes at eight, and Aina attacks her with kicks. He drags her to her feet and sends her to the corner, where Kai is waiting for the tag. The Hawai’ians send Alexis to the ropes and try a tandem clothesline, but she slides underneath. The Hawai’ians turn around, and DH levels them with a double clothesline. He sends Aina to the ropes and hits him with a flying tackle that sends them both through the ropes to the floor. Meanwhile, Alexis pulls Kai to his feet and backs him to the ropes with chops. She throws a kick at his head, but he ducks it, darting behind here and pushing her into the ropes. He grabs her from behind with a waistlock and, as he does, Moose hops onto the apron and pastes her with one of the tag belts. Barros, focused on DH and Aina, misses it completely, and it looks like Kai didn’t see it either. Kai plants Alexis with a German suplex and bridges, and Barros counts One…Two… Alexis rolls her shoulders just before the three count, Kai's shoulders remain on the mat! Three.
WINNERS, and NEW OOWF Tag Team Champions, in 23:36, The Boardwalk Saints!
After the match: DH and Alexis celebrate, and D&D and Stank &Moose continue to brawl. The champions grab their belts and head up the aisle, where Noelani awaits them on the stage. Outback Jack breaks free of Moose and tackles Kai to the floor. Magnusson grabs Aina from behind and they slug it out, meanwhile Jack locks Kai in the WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT! Kai taps furiously as Jack ramps up the pressure for his fallen Drink & Destroy mate. Finally officials separate the teams, and Jack is forced to release the hold. Jack and Taylor head back to the ring and congratulate the new champs, DH holds his share of the titles to the sky in a tribute to Spin, Jack and Danny all share hugs with DH and Lexie
MATT FOLZ vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchChris Evans enters, with Olympic Gold Medalist and America's Sweetheart Shawn Johnson on his arm, to more than a few boos. Shawn seems to be upset by this, but Evans isn't, as he gives Shawn a quick kiss on the cheek (aw) and makes his way up the ring steps. The champion Matt Folz appears to more cheers than he's used to, and gets to the ring. The prematch proprieties are observed and we're off.
Evans starts the trash talking right away, and Folz is not one to back off. The two lock up, but Folz throws Evans to the ground. Evans gets to his feet and rushes in, for a big boot to the gut and another toss to the ground. The jawing continues, and Evans shoves Folz who fires back with a few open hands to the face. More than a few, actually, but Evans gets an opening and begins firing back in kind. Irish whip exchange started by Evans, but it sends Evans to the ropes. He out and Folz catches him in a belly to belly release suplex. He goes for a pin, but it's way early for that. The referee doesn't even get into position before Evans kicks out.
Evans gets to his feet as Folz goes to clothesline him over the ropes. It doesn't work. Evans back body drops him over the ropes the floor. Folz gets to his feet as Evans mocks him from the ring, then grabs Evans by the ankle, and pulls him down, and then out to the floor. He runs Evans face first into the ring post, then grabs him by the head and rolls him back into the ring. Another quick pin by Folz, but Evans gets a shoulder up. Evans gets to his feet at Folz stalks him, throwing the occasional punch to keep him disoriented, and directing him to the corner. He beats Evans down until he's seated in the corner on the mat, followed by a boot to the head. Evans escapes, but not for long as Folz gets him against the ropes and Flair-chops him (woo!) and punches him. He whips Evans across the ring, but Evans counters, and Folz runs into a back elbow. Evans lifts him up and around into a uranage. He goes for a pin, but Folz gets his shoulder up. Both men get to their feet as Evans tries a clothesline, but Folz ducks it into a German suplex. He hangs on and goes for a second, and then a third. He makes the pin, one, two....NO! Evans kicks out. Folz can't believe it and stands to yell at the referee, giving Evans a bit of time to recover. Too much time, it seems, as once Folz is getting done explaining particle physics, he turns into a kick to the gut, and Evans lifts him up into a fireman's carry. Folz is not out yet though, as he wiggles free, sliding down Evans back into a sunset flip. He rolls him over into an ankle lock and cranks down really hard. Evans reaches out for the ropes to no avail. Even with Shawn Johnson cheering him on, he has no choice and starts the tap-tap-tapping.
WINNER in 25:25 – Matt Folz
DAVIN MORELAND vs. TYTAN – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchThe boo-birds are ready for this one as Tytan tries to regain his Championship after Davin cashed in his Vague Promise at New Year's Evil. He's out first, with SHOVEL, and he is not pleased. Tytan looks to be in a very foul mood - flipping off the crowd, despite supposedly being a monk in Trinity or something. He rolls into the ring and starts bouncing back and forth, clearly ready for Davin. "Extreme Ways" hits, with even more pyro than normal. We get ring announcements~!
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Now approaching the ring...hailing from Cummaquid, Massachusetts...weighing in at 282 lbs...the NEWWWWWWWW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion...Davin...MORELAND!Davin waits until now to get up to the top of the ramp, to a vociferous chorus of boos. Samantha is right alongside as Davin raises the Championship over his head, garnering even more booing. Davin is laughing hysterically, and does acknowledge the few smarks in the crowd wearing Davin Moreland t-shirts. He does his Double Jump of Impressive Athleticism into the ring, and heads to the corner and top turnbuckle to start posing and showing off. Tytan has had enough of this happy horseshit, and jumps him from behind with clubbing blows. Senior Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Tytan is relentless in his attack, and Davin is lucky he didn't get hammered all the way out of the ring. Davin's on his knees in the corner, and Tytan is ramming his head over and over into the 2nd turnbuckle. Likely, this is going to cause a concussion. And if there were any doubt, Tytan starts to kick Davin in the head repeatedly. He slumps into a lifeless pile in the corner, and Tytan takes this opportunity to step back and tell the crowd how great he is. They respond back with lots of booing in kind. Tytan's in complete control however, to the point where Hightower is checking on Davin to see if he can continue.
Tytan isn't interested in all that, he just wants to inflict more punishment, as he purposefully heads back to the corner, shoving Hightower out of the way to get to Davin. This draws an official warning and logo-point by Hightower. Tytan starts to rain blows onto the back of Davin's head again, but this time Davin, still holding the Championship, unbeknownst to everyone, takes a deep breath and BLASTS Tytan in the head with it, sending him flat on his back. It looks like Hightower is going to let this go, as he grabs the dropped championship, and tosses it to the outside. He's willing to let this go, until Davin, still shaking out the cobwebs, signals to Samantha. She grabs 2 chairs, and Hightower starts admonishing her right away.
Samantha tosses one chair clear across the ring to the other side, and Hightower hunts it down, tossing it out. However, this gives Samantha time to slide Davin the other chair. Tytan starts to stir and sit up, and Hightower turns around just in time to see Davin unleash a vicious chair shot to Tytan's head. There's only so much leeway Hightower can give in good conscience, and he calls for the bell.
WINNER by DQ in 4:36...TYTAN! Davin Moreland is STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion!
Post-match, Davin continues to blast Tytan with one brain-scrambling chair shot after another. Hightower tries to pull Davin off, but Samantha pulls him away as she tosses SHOVEL near Davin. More chairshots, and this is getting uncomfortable. The crowd's booing has turned to buzzing and murmuring, moreso with each chairshot. Tytan is clearly unconscious and in desperate need of medical attention. Davin holds the now-bloody chair over his head with a primal scream, and the crowd boos their disapproval. He tosses it into the crowd and sees SHOVEL lying there.
The crowd gasps and goes silent as Davin gets a twisted smile on his face as he grabs SHOVEL. He rears back and the lights in the arena go out. There's probably some fog machine stuff with creepy music. Whatever. At the top of the ramp, two Jedi or Druid looking figures in hoods slowly raise their arms over their head. Davin, undeterred, winds up and swings SHOVEL...and looks to have pulled up as he hits Tytan in the face, breaking his nose. A good camera angle shows Tytan bloodied, but still breathing, and in no real danger of dying anytime soon. Davin drops SHOVEL and grabs his championship. He and Samantha pass by the rest of Trinity without incident.
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