OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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BOARDWALK SAINTS vs. TRINITYIn the stacked tag team division of the OOWF we are about to get a battle between one of the former champions and a new team. But this one has a personal flavor to it based on recent actions. Ecosystem’s music hits and the duo from Trinity make their way out in the full white regalia. Firewoman steps out at Eco’s side holding his hand as they slowly make their way down to ringside ignoring the cascade of boos from the crowd here. They get into the ring and motion for the crowd to be quiet but that just brings more boos. But those boos quickly turn to cheers when Fort Minor’s “Remember the Name” starts to play. Alexis and DH step onto the stage and wait there for a second before Alexis explodes towards the ring with DH a few steps behind. As she jumps into the ring, Trinity bails to the outside to avoid the fury of the newly short-hair Alexis Darling. Alexis is going above and beyond the typical trash-talking as she yells down to Firewoman who is being shielded by Ecosystem. DH finally pulls Alexis far enough back to allow Trinity to step back into the ring and DH convinces Alexis that he will be starting the match tonight.
Junior Hale calls for the bell and we get DH and Ecosystem starting us off. Ecosystem seems to begin the match by preaching to DH and Mags responds with the all-purpose right hand to shut him up. And DH takes the quick advantage against Eco as he starts to pound him down into the mat with clubbing overhand blows. He drags Ecosystem into his corner and tags in Alexis who comes in with her own knife-hand chops to Eco. She really lights his chest up after a few but stops for a moment and looks into Trinity’s corner. DH is telling her no but she’s not hearing him and whips Eco back into his own corner where he has no choice but to tag Firewoman in. And now we get the first confrontation in years between Alexis Darling and Firewoman and instead of the crisp, clean wrestling match fans had been hoping for it turns into a knockdown, drag-out brawl.
Alexis whips Firewoman into one corner but gets caught rushing in with a back elbow from Fire. And they just continue slugging it out every second they can as they trade the power position back and forth. Junior Hale is trying to keep control of the two women but that seems to be a failing proposition. Luckily for him, one of Firewoman’s nasty right hands sends Alexis staggering back towards her own corner and DH reaches out and tags himself back in. Alexis looks furious for a moment before grumbling as she gets back onto the apron. Firewoman is able to catch the slightly distracted DH Magnusson with a low dropkick that drops him to a knee and as he starts to stand up, Fire rushes in and takes him all the way down with the SNAP DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT. She goes for a quick cover…
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Alexis is able to pull Fire off before stepping back out onto the apron. Fire ignores Alexis for the moment and whips Mags into Trinity’s corner and DH Magnusson gets to play the typical face-in-peril. And we are lucky enough to even get the old standby heel tag team moves as they bait Alexis into the ring a few times and are able to double team DH. We even get the classic of Fire distracting Hale just as DH is able to make the hot tag, but Hale disallows it as he doesn’t see it. Alexis is getting hotter and hotter on the outside, but it’s still Eco and Fire controlling the pace of the action. Eco must feel like DH has taken enough punishment and it looks like he’s going for the ENDTIME, but DH is able to drop down and gets Eco with a Victory Roll that gets a two-count. Eco is agitated as he gets back to his feet and he goes for a SHINING WIZARD but Mags ducks under and quickly gets back to his feet to nail Eco with a LUNGBLOWER. Both men are down as Hale begins a count but he only gets to five as both are able to reach out to their corners and make the tags.
Alexis and Fire are back in and the crowd explodes as these two go right at it once again. Alexis takes Fire up and over with the THREE AMIGOS, but she refuses to go for a cover and it costs her when Fire is able to recover enough and starts firing leg kicks away at Alexis. Eco and DH are back up as well and they’re trading punches too in the center of the ring. Fire turns the tables on Alexis when she puts her head down too soon on an Irish whip and FW is able to connect with a swinging neckbreaker. Fire follows up and looks to lift Alexis up for a powerbomb but as everyone knows YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB ALEXIS and she reverses it into a TORNADO DDT. Meanwhile, Eco and DH have brawled all the way to the floor and they don’t seem to be letting up as DH hits Eco with the JERSEY HAMMER on the outside. Back inside the ring, Alexis has climbed to the top rope and she goes for a FROG SPLASH but Fire gets her knees up and Alexis hits hard. Darling is in trouble as Fire scrambles back to her feet and she rolls Alexis over. Fire locks the legs and just before she’s about to hit the FIRESTOMP, AFI’s “Prelude 12/21” begins to play over the sound system and Alexander Darling appears on the ramp. He begins to make his way down to ringside before stopping and motioning to the back and a woman joins him, but she’s covered from head to toe. As she joins Alex, he slowly removes the wrapping around her head and we see
Wait, that’s SYDNEY WYLD. Fire looks shell-shocked in the ring as Alexander and Syd slowly make their way down the ramp, but as they get halfway down, Tytan makes his way out and he spins Alexander around and nails him with a hard punch. Alexander and Tytan begin to trade punches on the ramp as Sydney continues her slow walk down to the ring, the entire time her eyes locked onto Firewoman’s. Fire lets go of Alexis and slides to the outside and goes to meet Sydney. Just as Fire is about to throw a punch, Sydney steps aside and points back into the ring. Fire looks confused for a second but turns around at the last second to see Alexis flying towards her with a SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP and both women are down on the outside. Eco sends DH crashing into the steel steps as he makes way over to the ramp and starts heading towards Sydney, but Alexis cuts that off and we get Eco and Alexis trading punches as Sydney leans down and starts saying something to Fire. It’s too low for the camera to pick up but she has to back off as Tytan finally breaks away from Alex and heads that way as well. Tytan doesn’t get far enough away as Alexander gets a running start, springboards off the ring barricade, and nails Tytan with a thrust kick. Magnusson has made his way over as well and sees Firewoman getting back to her feet, but he puts an end to that as he kicks her. Twice.
Eco is able to grab Alexis by the little hair she has left and he slams her hard into the ringpost and she goes down like a ton of bricks. Before Eco can admire his handywork, Alexander explodes towards Eco and just starts going off on him and before DH can back him off, Tytan cuts him off and we just have a complete clusterfuck here as Trinity and The Boardwalk Saints along with Alexander continue to brawl. Junior Hale has seemingly had enough of this and calls for the bell.
WINNER – No Contest in 9:41
The official result is a NO CONTEST in 9:41, but no one in the ringside area seemingly cares as they all continue to fight. Firewoman continues to try and get to Sydney but Alex is able to get in front of her and block the path and Firewoman has to stop and shake her head clear when she sees Alex in front of her and that always gives Eco or Tytan enough time to take Alex out of the equation, but it also gives DH and Alexis enough time to get back into it as well and Alexis hasn’t had enough of Fire and those two continue their onslaught of one another even with Alexis bleeding all over the place. Finally OOWF security rushes the ringside area and we get these two forces broken apart. Nothing has been settled here it seems and Trinity may have very well added to the forces aligning against them.
RAVENNA BLUE & STAN FULTON vs. ERIC O’MAC & BRYCE LARSONBeauty and the Beast, Ravenna Blue and Stan Fulton, enter the arena first, receiving a mixed reaction. They climb into the ring and Ravenna runs the ropes while Stan stretches. Bryce Larson and Eric O’Mac come to the ring to a similarly mixed reaction. Eric starts to circle the ring as Bryce climbs onto the apron, but Bryce cuts him off and sends him into the ring first. The two teams face off, and referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions. Eric and Stan head to their corners, and Junior calls for the bell.
Bryce and Ravenna circle. Ravenna slips a lockup and spins behind Bryce, grabbing a hammerlock. Bryce reverses. Ravenna re-reverses, and sweeps Bryce’s legs on the way by, riding him to the mat. She cinches the hold in deeper, using her bodyweight to keep him from rolling free. She flips over into a bridge to add leverage . Eric starts into the ring, but Junior cuts him off. Bryce manages to wriggle sideways and hook an ankle over the bottom rope to force the break. Bryce rolls to his feet, massaging the life back into his shoulder. Ravenna grabs his arm, winds it, and tries to flip him to the mat. Bryce blocks and sends her to the ropes. Ravenna ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm, but Larson snags her out of the air with an arm drag. Ravenna rolls to her feet and Bryce shoves her into his corner and makes the tag.
Eric and Bryce send Ravenna to the ropes and plant her with a flapjack. Eric covers, and Bryce stops a charging Fulton with a dropkick. Junior counts, but Ravenna rolls a shoulder at two. Eric pulls Ravenna to her feet and hits a series of chops, backing her to the ropes. He sends her across the ring and throws a super kick, but Ravenna slides underneath. Eric turns and Ravenna drives an elbow into his stomach, and then pops up and plants him with a DDT. Ravenna rolls to her corner and makes the tag.
Fulton storms across the ring and tries to splash Eric, but he rolls out of the way. Fulton gets up, and Eric catches him with a kick to the head. He tries to send the big man to the ropes, but Fulton reverses. Fulton goes to the ropes as well, and levels Eric with a flying shoulder block. Fulton storms Eric as he gets up and bundles him to the ropes. He sends Eric across the ring and stops him short with a standing splash. Eric bounces off, but Fulton catches him and DRIVES him to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. He hooks the leg, but Eric manages to kick out at two-and-a-half. Fulton sits Eric up and locks on a chinlock. Fulton uses his size to cinch in the hold, but Eric struggles to his feet and elbows free. Eric hits the ropes behind the staggered Fulton and goes low, clipping his knee and sending him to the mat. Eric works over the leg with kicks and elbows. He tries to tie him into a figure four, but Fulton kicks him off. Eric uses the momentum to rebound off the ropes, and drops a head butt rather lower than would be considered legal. Eric rolls to his feet and leaps over Stan, driving an elbow into his throat. He rolls to his corner and makes the tag. Eric and Bryce send Fulton to the ropes, and Eric drives his shoulder into his midsection, holding him in place while Bryce nails him with a super kick over his shoulder. Bryce covers, but Fulton kicks out at two.
Bryce stomps on Fulton repeatedly, and then backs off while he gets to his hands and knees and nails him with a running knee lift. He hits a running dropkick to the face and makes another cover, but again Fulton kicks out at two. Bryce rolls the big man to his feet and stuns him with a European uppercut, and then hits the ropes - and gets killed by a spine buster! It takes Fulton a moment to clear his head, and then he drags Bryce to his feet and slings him into the corner. He follows him in with an avalanche and makes the tag to Ravenna. He hauls Larson up for a suplex and Ravenna leaps off the top rope and hits Larson with a cross body as Fulton completes the move. Ravenna covers, but Eric drags her off at two. Fulton launches himself at Eric, pummeling him until he drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Junior sends Fulton back to his corner as well.
Bryce makes it to his feet just in time to eat a dropkick. Ravenna sends him to the ropes and drops him with a leg lariat. She sits Larson up and drives forearms into the back of his neck, and then pulls him up and snaps him over with a suplex. She floats over and rolls Bryce to his feet, and sends him to the ropes. She hits him with an inverted atomic drop, and then rebounds off the ropes, hooks him, and plants him with an STO! She covers, but sees Eric start to duck into the ring and gets up to confront him. Words are exchanged, and Eric slaps Ravenna across the face! She stumbles back and Bryce rolls her up. Junior counts One…Two…Fulton starts into the ring just as Ravenna kicks out.
Bryce sees Fulton ducking into the ring and moves to cut him off. The two men go toe-to-toe, and Junior tries to separate them. Eric ducks into the ring and approaches Ravenna as she gets up, He spins her around, and she rolls with the momentum and nails him with a chop, following up with several more. She backs him towards the ropes until he suddenly shoves her backwards and drops her with a punch. Eric drops to the mat and rolls out to the floor, sliding something off his hand and putting it in his trunks - brass knuckles anyone?
On the other side of the ring, Junior finally separates Stan and Bryce and sends Stan back to his corner. Bryce turns and sees Ravenna still on the mat. He runs across the ring and up the turnbuckles into a moonsualt. While he’s running, Eric drops to the floor and circles the ring. He trips Stan up as he starts into the ring, and keeps him tied up as Junior slides into place and counts One…Two…Three.
WINNERS, in 14:46, Bryce Larson and Eric O’Mac.
After the Match: Fulton checks on Ravenna while Larson rolls out of the ring to join his partner. Junior raises their hands and they start up the aisle. As they head to the back, the OOWFtron shows the last moments of the match. Bryce’s expression hardens when he sees what Eric did. He has some strong words for Eric and then heads back to the ring. He slides under the ropes and approaches Ravenna. He appears to be apologizing, but he doesn’t get far before being blindsided by a spear from Fulton. Stan drags Bryce to his feet with a two-handed choke, sends him to the ropes, and plants him with a black hole slam. Eric has returned to ringside and drags Bryce out to the floor and helps him to the back. Ravenna says something to her partner, but Fulton shakes his head and drops to the mat, rolling out to the floor and heading to the back, leaving a confused Ravenna alone in the ring
TEXPRESS vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & STANKMoose and Stank are announced first and come to the ring to a chorus of boos and debris from the fans. Moose threatens several fans with violence while Stank just remains stoic. They climb into the ring and Moose slumps in the corner while Stank stands in the center of the ring, defiantly, with his arms crossed. “God Blessed Texas” plays and the crowd erupts as Chad and Zane make their way to the ring. They step into the ring and Zane marches right to Stank and the two big men stand there nose to nose. Chad steps into the ring, but he has a mic:
woah woah woah. Before we do this <looking at Moose> tonight, WE make the rules. You see, you two have made one thing very clear to us. You have no interest in a fair fight. You are not interested in winning or losing, for whatever reason, all you have in your heads is destruction, maiming and mutilation.
Now, normally, Zane and I would take these size thirteen boots and stick them either straight down your throat, or straight up your ass <crowd pops big for this> but that is not how we are rolling tonight. See Moose, I have seen what a blood feuds with your gets a person. It never ends. You would still be fighting Alex, but he had the sense to walk away, you won’t give in, you won’t give up, either of you. And part of me respects that <mixed reaction from the crowd> but you know what I respect more………bringing home those tag team titles to their RIGHTFUL owners <HUGE pop for this>
So this is how we are doing things tonight. I know that if we rang that bell, Moose would come out of that corner and take me out of the ring and try to cut my head off with the first thing he saw. And Stank would grab the first chair he found and try to make Zane’s ribs and skull powder. Not tonight boys. Tonight, we are WRESTLING, and I have a few friends from the back to help me out<on cue, a dozen referee’s come down the ramp and surround the ring>
Now, these boys are not lumberjacks. They are not going to put their hands on anyone. They are here to keep an eye on you two and make sure you two keep it on the up and up. Now, that is just about enough talking, let’s get this match startedMoose snarls at Chad and springs out of the corner at him, but the referee stops him and orders Moose out of the ring. As he is backing Moose across the ring, Stank tries to attack Zane from behind, but another referee steps into the ring and stops him, much to Stank’s dismay. Moose and Chad are out of the ring, finally, and Stank and Zane are face to face in the ring, and finally, the referees call for the bell and we are underway!
Stank and Zane lock up and Zane grabs a side headlock, Stank immediately sends him to the ropes and the two big men collide in the middle of the ring with matching shoulder blocks, but neither budges an inch. Stank kicks Zane in the gut, scoops him up and plants him on the mat. Stank grabs Zane’s arm and bars it while grinding his knee into the side of his head. Zane works to his feet and backs Stank into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, Zane backs off, Stank is about to throw a punch when one of the referee’s from the outside yells about it, Stank pauses for just a second and Zane kicks him in the gut and snapmares him out of the corner, then nails him with a Curt Hennig neck snap, then rolls to his corner and tags in Chad.
Chad springs over the top rope and nails a sitting Stank with a dropkick to the jaw that slams his head against the canvas. Chad covers, but Stank kicks out at one, sending Chad over the referee’s back. Stank gets to one knee and Chad nails him with several kicks to the ribs and side of the leg. Chad bounds off the ropes for the final blow, but Stank catches him and KILLS him with a Black Hole Backbreaker! Chad writhes in pain on the mat and Stank pulls him to his feet and whips him HARD into the corner. Chad slams into the corner and staggers forward, Stank grabs him by the throat, tags in Moose, then CHOKESLAMS Chad to the mat.
Moose is in the ring like a shot, and he is on Chad HAMMERING him with punches to the face. Referee’s all around the ring are counting to five and Moose breaks just before they all call for a disqualification. Moose gets to his feet and storms around the ring snarling at all the referee’s. While his back is turned, Chad gets to his feet shaking his head. Moose turns around and Chad POPS him with a superkick to the jaw, sending him between the ropes to the floor. Chad follows Moose out of the ring and grabs him and throws him ribs first into the guard rail, which, somewhat surprisingly, draws a warning from the multitude of referee’s around the ring. Chad rolls Moose back into the ring, then springs over the top rope and drops an elbow across his chest and covers for a one count.
Chad pulls Moose up and throws him into the Texpress corner and tags in Zane. Zane comes in and hammers Moose with elbows to the side of the head, then pulls him out of the corner and sends him to the ropes and elevates him on the rebound with a big body drop. Zane pulls Moose to his feet and military presses him, then walks around for a moment, Moose reaches down and rakes his eyes causing Zane to drop him, and getting a warning from all the referee’s. Moose charges at Zane, but Zane clears his vision enough to catch Moose on the jaw with a big boot. Zane hooks Moose again and lifts him for a suplex, keeping him up there a LOOOONG time. Finally, Stank comes into the ring and clips Zane’s knee from behind causing both of them to fall to the mat. Zane writhes in pain on the mat, Moose crawls to his corner and tags in Stank.
Stank charges in and drops a knee on Zane’s leg. Zane responds with a right hook to Stank’s jaw and the two of them roll around the ring hammering one another with punches. The referee finally separates the two of them and Stank rakes Zane’s eyes and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt dropping him to his knees. Stank grabs Zane and runs him across the ring face first into the turnbuckle. Stank tags in Moose and Moose hops off the apron and grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. Moose raises the chair to crush it on Zane’s forehead, but a referee from outside the ring grabs the chair and pulls it away from Moose. Moose spins around to murder the referee and Zane grabs him and rolls him up! Chad sprints into the ring and dives at Stank keeping him from breaking it up, the referee hits the mat and the fans count along, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 14:44 – Texpress
KAI (w/Aina & Noelani) vs. OUTBACK JACK (w/DDT & DVD)Kai comes to the ring with all his people. OBJ does too. We get the bell and we're off.
Opening lock up with pushes around the ring as each man tries to get the sense of his opponent. OBJ gets the advantage and the brawl begins as OBJ brutalizes Kai, mentioning something about 'upstart rookies' or something. He whips Kai into the far ropes and then follows him over, clotheslining him out to the floor. Kai lands hard, but Noelani helps him up as Aina begins to jaw with OBJ. DDT however comes over to make sure everything stays copacetic. Not wanting an 'issue,' Noelani pulls Aina away, and DVD pulls Taylor away. Kai glares at OBJ from the floor, and then grabs OBJ's leg, pulling it out from under him. OBJ hits the mat, and Kai takes the opportunity to wrap OBJ's leg around the ring post. Twice...no wait! Make that three. Kai rolls in the ring, and grabs the leg again, wrapping single leg Boston crab....OBJ looks like he wants to tap but NO!! He rolls right through the hold and kicks Kai in the face, throwing him back. OBJ gets awkwardly to his feet as Kai bounce off the rope. OBJ uses that momentum to take Kai over with a snap suplex, although he doesn't land it quite right because of his sore leg. It's enough though, that he can get the first pin fall. Kai kicks out at one, and shoves OBJ off of him. He gets to his feet and runs back for the ropes. He jumps to the second rope and off, turning into a sunset flip that has OBJ pinned for two. The two men separate after OBJ gets the shoulder up, and Kai wastes no time going to the corner. It looks like this Hawaiian is going to go a'flyin' as he leaps for the cross body...which OBJ has no problem catching mid air. He slams Kai to the mat in a modified urunage, and ten rolls him into the WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!! Kai's arms flail around and he reaches desperately for the ropes, but to no avail. He finally has no choice, but to tap out.
WINNER in 12:09 – Outback Jack
After the bell, Outback Jack shows no signs of letting go, which brings in Aina. This of course brings in DDT, and before we know it, we have ourselves a good old fashioned Pier 4 brawl! Noelani and DVD both come in too, and try to restore order, but DVD accidentally lays a hand on Noelani, which causes her to bitchslap him big time. Before he can retaliate, order is restored by security, who escorts the Hawaiians out first, and then once they are backstage, Team Alphabet Soup is allowed to follow.
J-P SPARXX vs. SEAN MOORE vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. CONCRETE TG – OOWF Onslaught Championship Fatal Four WayConcrete Tachyon Griffon is announced first and makes his way to the ring to cheers. He high fives and poses with fans before entering the ring. Sean Naohm Moore is announced next, and he also receives cheers. He nods in appreciation to the fans, but appears to be in pure business mode tonight. Chris Evans comes out next to a mixed reaction. It favors the boos over the cheers, and a loud "You Suck Evans" comes from someone in the crowd who
looks suspiciously like Moonbeam. J.P. Sparxx comes out last as any good champion should, to a resounding chorus of boos. Both Sparxx and Jewel throw barbs at the crowd mocking them as they head into the ring. The ref Shows the belt to everyone, and quickly explains that this match will be conducted under "tornado" rules till the first fall. The bell sounds and all four competitors eye each other warily.
Evans and Sparxx make eye contact and suddenly launch into simultaneous attacks. Evans throws a forearm that catches Moore in the side sending him towards the ropes. Sparxx hits Crete in the midsection with a running knee. Sparxx sends Crete into the ropes, and Jewel reaches up pulling the rope down and sending Crete tumbling to the outside. The ref sees this and sends an irate Jewel to the back. Meanwhile Moore has recovered and is exchanging blows with Evans. Sparxx nails him from behind and him and Evans put some boots to Moore before whipping him to the ropes. Evans and Sparxx go for the double clothesline, but Moore ducks under. Crete had recovered and slingshots over the top into a flying shoulderblock that takes Evans down. Sparxx avoids it, but turns and catches a boot from Moore. Moore picks up Sparxx and plants him with a powerbomb. Moore covers, but Crete breaks it up.
Moore and Crete face off and lock up. Moore gets the advantage and pulls Crete into a side headlock, and then flips him to the ground and locks in a cross arm breaker. A recovered Evans runs in with a legdrop across Moore forcing him to break the hold. Evans pulls Moore up and Sparxx joins him as they nail a double team suplex. Crete comes charging in for a running lariat. Sparxx sees it and ducks, but Evans is not so lucky and goes down to the mat hard. A standing dropkick from Sparxx sends Crete back down. Moore is up and charges in, but Sparxx drop toe holds him causing him to land a headbutt to the downed Evans midsection. This could have been unintentional, but only Sparxx truly knows.
Sparxx pulls up Crete and whips him into the turnbuckle. He follows him in with a splash, and then starts laying in with punches. Sparxx turns to nail a back elbow, and sees Moore charging in with a big boot. Sparxx drops and Moore nearly decapitates Crete. Crete crumples to the mat. Moore curses his luck and turns to see Evans foot coming towards him. Moore catches it, but Evans is quick with an enziguri. While this is happening Sparxx climbs to the top and nails a picture perfect Shooting Sparxx Press on Crete. He goes for the cover. Evans follows up his Enziguri with a superkick right on Moores chin. Evans goes for the pin. The ref is already at two and counts the three. The bell rings and Evans jumps up celebrating. The ref grabs the belt, and walks right past Evans to hand it to Sparxx who had already been pinning Crete.
WINNER in 12:27 – J-P Sparxx
Evans looks both surprised and irritated by this, but Sparxx is all smiles. Jewel runs back out to the ring to celebrate, and Sparxx just throws Evans a "better luck next time bro." This just seems to further irritate Evans who heads to the back leaving Sparxx to soak in the boos.
MATT FOLZ vs. ALEXANDER DARLING vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat MatchLD Williams is introduced first to a nice ovation, followed by a louder ovation for Alexander Darling. Then the familiar sounds of the Foo Figher's "Baker Street" as OOWF Intercontinental Champion Matt Folz makes his way to ringside, all business like as usual. Folz hands his belt to Senior Referee Davis Hightower, who holds it up high in the air. The three competitors respectfully shake hands with each other and we're underway.
The three men circle around each other cautiously, each afraid to make a mistake. Folz seems to be motioning and talking to Darling, who nods his head as they both charge at Williams, hitting him with a double clothesline. The two Unforgiven members proceed to double team Williams relentlessly for the next 5 or so minutes with a combination of the usual double team offense (Double clotheslines, double suplexes, etc) and their own offenses. Gutwrench suplex and brainbuster from Folz, followed by Alex hitting a CURBSTOMP! You can see Folz motioning to the turnbuckle, saying something to Darling. Darling apparently agrees as he sets Williams on the top turnbuckle, Folz climbing up top to an adjacent turnbuckle, Darling coming off the top with a superplex as Folz comes off with a big splash completing a perfectly executed Powerplex.
With Williams temporarily incapacitated, the two former rivals turned friends (Well, business partners at least) shrug at each other and start exchanging HARD chops with each other. Darling gets the better of that exchange and follows up with a nice chain of moves: Snap suplex, elbow drop, knee drop for a two count. Darling shoots Folz off the ropes and hits a dropkick. Folz staggers back to his feet, Darling tries for a clothesline, Folz ducks, grabs him from behind and locks in the FOLZMISSION. However it's too close to the ropes and Darling easily reaches them before Folz can do any real damage. The two men smirk at each other and you can see Darling mouthing the words "nice try". The mutual admiration society is broken up by a double lariat by the recovered LD Williams.
The Grand Slam Champion and no doubt first ballot hall of famer takes control on offense now, hitting a chokeslam on Folz for a Very close two count. Northern Lights Suplex on Darling gets another two count. Williams hits an elbow drop on both, before pulling Darling up, setting up for a Canadian Destroyer. Darling backdrops out of it, trying a clothesline, ducked by Williams and reversed into a neckbreaker. Williams goes for a Canadian Destroyer again and hits this time, covering, 1.......2..... Broken up by a kneedrop right to the back of the head by Folz! Folz picks up the still dazed Williams, small package......1. 2, 3.
WINNER in 17:38 and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion: Matt Folz
After the match, as is his custom, Folz shakes hands with each of his opponents before sliding out of the ring, carrying his belt back with him.
DAVIN MORELAND vs. TYTAN – OOWF World Heavyweight Title No-DQ MatchThe Challenger, Tytan, is out first, and he's joined on his way to the ring by Ecosystem and Firewoman. The crowd, as you might expect is booing. But they're not just booing. They're all out of their seats, throwing anything they can get their hands on at the 3. Tytan actually gets hit by a full beer and turns to head in the direction it came from. Eco calmly puts his hand on Tytan's shoulder and they all climb into the ring. Eco poses for the crowd (some might call this the Jesus Christ Pose, especially if that some was Chris Cornell), and the other 2 members of Trinity stand behind Ecosystem, hands folded, heads slightly bowed. The ring is now littered with trash: popcorn, drinks, signs, a couple of lighters, etc. GM the Rick did the smartest thing he's probably done, well, ever. The retaining wall around the ring area is surrounded, literally shoulder-to-shoulder, with actual CHiPs officers. With Riot Gear. Neato. Someone might be Ponch. Someone might be Jon. Who the fuck knows? Eventually, Firewoman and Eco share a couple of words with Tytan before leaving the ring out to the floor. Apparently they're going to stick around for the match. I'm sure they won't get involved, especially considering it's a No DQ match.
“Extreme Ways” hits, and your World Heavyweight Champion Davin Moreland's Jumbotron Video starts to play. The crowd popped a little when the video came up, but they've gone back to buzzing, because he's not out yet. In the ring, Tytan turns to Senior Referee Davis Hightower and demands he starts counting.
Russ: Don't forget folks, the title CAN change hands on a forfeit.
Razz: I don't know where Davin is, Russ. He's been lookin' pretty rough lately. Finally, Davin comes around the corner and to the top of the ramp, leaning heavily on his crutch, knee covered with a brace, with wrap and gauze under that. He's very slowly making his way down, and the crowd explodes with a monster face pop. Davin seems to be legitimately shocked by this, as we can tell by his facial expression as he stops to rest. His eyes still haven't left the ring, but he holds up his hand in half-hearted acknowledgment of the crowd. Davin finally Tiny Tims his way to the ring, rolls in, uses the ropes to pull himself up, and leans back on the crutch again. He slowly takes his belt off and hands it to Hightower, and then says something about checking Tytan for weapons. Yes, it's No DQ, but refs are kinda slow by nature, so he heads over. Tytan is clearly not happy as Hightower starts to pat him down. Eco protests from the outside, and Firewoman simply remains there, hands folded, head slightly bowed. Suddenly, out of nowhere (and considering the entrance, it really IS out of nowhere), Davin sprints across the ring and blasts the crutch to the side of Tytan's head. The roof blows off the arena as Hightower calls for the bell with a smirk...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Davin just unloads on Tytan with the crutch, over and over again, and it looks like he's got no intention of stopping. Tytan's already a bloody mess, and has visible welts all over his body. Eco has seen enough and makes his way into the ring. Davin just does spot him out of the corner of his eye, and manages to kick Eco in the stomach, keeping him away. Then Davin drops the crutch, stopping his attack, and runs at Eco, hitting a Harley Race Knee. Normally this would be just a minor owie, but Eco looks like he's completely unconscious, eyes half-open, and rolled back in his head. Davin un-velcroes the knee brace, and takes the wrap off. A small titanium plate falls out! The crowd goes batshit!
Russ: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! He used a loaded knee!
Razz: Davin knew he had to overcome a numbers game here, Russ. And he did a great job playing possum this week – and came prepared tonight.[/i]
Davin looks down at Eco, smirks, and then spits on him. That draws a pop as well. He reaches into his boot, and Tytan starts to stir. He gets to his knees, and Davin throws a right hook. Tytan flops to the mat as quarters fly everywhere!
Russ: BAH GAWD a Quarters Punch!
Razz: That's old school right there, Russ. Davin's pulling out all the stops tonight![/i]
Davin eschews a cover that would probably end the match, and instead takes the cover off the nearest turnbuckle. Then the one under that. And the one under that! Then he goes to the next turnbuckle! Eventually, all 12 pads are off the respective turnbuckles as Tytan starts to stir again. Davin grabs the crutch, and blasts him a few more times until he drops again. Eco is stirring and has gotten to his feet, albeit wobbly. Davin is there in a flash, and WHIPS him into the corner...right into the exposed turnbuckles! Davin follows up by smashing Eco's dome piece off of one of the turnbuckles. Now HE is bleeding as well. Davin turns back to Tytan and gives him the ol' Benoit Throatslash, popping the crowd again. He stalks his way over to Tytan's corner, and gets NAILED WITH A SUPERKICK! Firewoman, from the apron, hood down, just took him out. She hooks Davin up in a CATTLE MUTILATION! He's in trouble. There are pretty much no rules, and a rope break won't help. We stay here for a couple of minutes, before Davin Davins Up some, rolling over and getting to his feet, with Fire still attached. He runs backward into the Exposed Turnbuckles, and Fire is smooshed there, and limply falls off Davin. He turns to follow up, but he suddenly falls. Tytan, a bloody mess, seems to still be getting his bearings – but he's aware enough to drill Davin in the head with his crutch.
Tytan is giving as good as he got, and then some. Davin appears to be out. Eco slides in the ring with a couple of chairs. He's bloody as well, but seems to have his wits about him. He whispers something to Tytan and turns his attention to Davin. Davin slowly starts to stir and gets to a knee, until Eco blasts him in the head with the chair! Davin immediately collapses to the mat. Eco pulls Davin over to the ropes and ties him up in them! He starts whaling away on Davin in the head with chair shots. Over and over, almost robotically, and without remorse or even a flicker of emotion. The camera cuts to Tytan, who has slid 2 tables into the ring. The camera cuts to Firewoman, who's been under the ring looking for something after she came to. She comes up with lighter fluid and big fireplace matches. That's probably not for a cookout.
Chair shot. Chair shot. It's rhythmic from Eco, one about every 15 seconds. Davin is literally pouring blood as trash fills the ring once again. Hightower is pleading with Eco to stop, but it's No DQ, so there's not a hell of a lot he can do. Cut to Tytan and Firewoman. Tytan positions one table in a corner, and another is set-up, near another corner. Firewoman is handling the lighter fluid situation, dousing one table then the other, using up the entire bottle in the process. Chair shot. Chair shot. You can almost see the years falling off Davin's career. Mercifully, Eco stops, and unties Davin, who's essentially a side of beef at this point, and he flops down without protection. Eco signals Fire and Tytan. They each take a match, light it, and toss it onto the table closest to them. This looks bad. Trinity pulls Davin over to one of the turnbuckles. The three get him onto the top rope, with Firewoman and Eco holding Davin's legs, while Tytan gets to the top rope, hooking him in Powerbomb position. He lifts Davin up, and TOP ROPE POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE. No one moves to move Davin from the flaming table remnants, as Tytan stays on the top rope. The crowd is horrified.
Eco smells the air with a sick smile as he drags Davin to the other table, and Tytan puts Davin on his shoulders. Eco gets Firewoman on his shoulders, and she takes off...DOOMSDAY DEVICE THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE! Again no one moves, and we see the burns start to bubble on Davin's skin. Again, finally, Eco and trinity move Davin to another corner. Eco and Fire hold him up in the corner as Tytan backpedals to the far side of the ring. He sprints and charges and RELEASES THE CRACKEN onto the Exposed Turnbuckles. Eco and Fire pull Davin to the center of the ring, as Tytan simply puts his foot on Davin's chest. A sickened and horrified Davis Hightower makes the academic cover.
WINNER in 22:37 by PINFALL...Tytan! Tytan is the NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion!
Hightower immediately starts throwing up Dreaded X signs to the back. Paramedics come out, but Tytan starts throwing flaming table pieces at them and grabs the crutch. Eco and Fire each have a chair. They can't take the chance of coming in the ring, and Hightower takes this opportunity to ensure his wife's not a widow, and bundles out of the ring, helplessly looking on from outside. Suddenly, Trinity looks back toward Davin, weapons in hand. Davin has not moved an inch, and if he's breathing, it's not regular. Regardless, Trinity continues their disgusting assault, complete with chair and crutch shots. And it's not stopping. It just continues unabated as if their bloodlust will never be satisfied. Suddenly, there's a monsterous crowd pop as Chad Madison and Zane Myers hobble down to their music, travel-sized clangy poles in hand. They slide into the ring, but Trinity is waiting for them, and they just beat the shit out of them for a bit and kick them out of the ring. Paramedics work on Texpress, as Chris Evans and J-P Sparxx come running down to a nice pop. They've got Trusty Rebar, and smartly go around and attack from opposite sides of the ring. Sparxx gets a head shot on Tytan and Evans gets a good shot on Eco's knee, but it's not long before they get tossed out of the ring and paramedics work on them.
The crowd is nervous now, because it seems as if Davin is out of allies. Eventually Trinity goes back to taking shots on Davin, over and over again. Suddenly, the Jumbotron lights up.
"There can be only one"The crowd pops HUGE as Alexander Darling comes out, Barbed Wire Sledgehammer in hand...and he's brought a posse with him. LD Williams, Matt Folz, DH Magnusson, Bryce Larson, Eric O'Mac, Outback Jack, Dynamite Danny Taylor, Sean Moore, Fall River's Own Referee Angelo Barros, Moonbeam, Shawn Johnson and Stank, of all people, all walk right behind Alexander – all with weapons in hand. Trinity gets one more shot apiece in on Davin, before Eco decides it's time to cheese it, and signals to Tytan and Firewoman to get out of the ring and leave through the crowd, just as the posse gets into the ring. Paramedics finally get into the ring. The ropes are disconnected heading toward the ramp, and the paramedics try their best to stop the bleeding, and the crash cart is turned on, probably as a precaution.
They stabilize Davin as much as they can as quickly as they can. They slide the backboard onto the stretcher, and rush Davin up the ramp, almost sprinting to the waiting ambulance. Moonbeam hops inside and the ambulance speeds off, siren and lights already going.
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