OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Fancy Farm, Kentucky
SEAN MOORE vs. CONCRETE TG vs. DH MAGNUSSONDH Magnusson gets the win. Match to be added later.
ZANE MYERS vs. KAIKai comes out first with Noelani, but no Aina. The crowd is not kind to him, but he seems unconcerned. Zane Meyers is announced next, and the crowd erupts. Zane slides into the ring, and Kai stands in front of him holding his Tag team title belt high in the air. Zane lifts up his shirt and pats the Campeonas DE trios championship around his waist. He says something along the lines of "whenever you want a real challenge, you can try and measure up." The ref takes Zane's belt and hands it to a production assistance. Noelani takes Kai's and leaves the ring. The ref calls for the bell and we are underway.
Both men circle and lock up. Zane is able to push Kai back into a corner, and the ref calls for the break. Zane does it clean, and both men circle again. Another lock up and this time Kai pushes Zane into a corner. The ref calls for the break, but Kai tosses in a headbutt on the way out. This just seems to piss Zane off, and he rockets out of the corner with a Shoulderblock that sends Kai down. Zane drops an elbow and covers, but only gets one. Both men are up and exchange rights. Zane sends Kai to the ropes and sends him over with a massive back body drop.
Kai is slow to get up, and Zane lands a clubbing blow to his back. Zane picks up Kai and goes for a gut kick. Kai grabs it and leaps up with a kick of his own. It connects with Zane's head and both men are down. Kai is up first and sends Zane to the ropes. Zane ducks under a clothesline attempt from Kai, but is unable to avoid a standing dropkick on the rebound. Kai covers, and Zane kicks out at one. Kai lays in the rights, and whips Zane hard into the corner. Kai follows in and leaps up landing on the second turnbuckle. Kai continues to rain down punches, but Zane has had enough and grabs Kai's legs and comes out of the corner planting Kai with a powerslam.
Zane covers, but Kai again kicks out. Zane seems to have found his second win, and puts some boots to Kai. He whips him to the ropes, but Kai ducks the clothesline attempt. Kai goes for a crossbody, but Zane catches him mid air and plants him with a hard powerslam. Zane covers, and gets two before Kai kicks out. Kai is up, but is quickly taken back down by a running clothesline. Two more follow and Kai is slower to get up each time. Zane picks Kai up and holds him up in a vertical suplex position. Zane holds him up for what seems like forever, but is perhaps a second too long. Kai wiggles out, slipping down Zane's back. Kai pulls Zane over into a schoolboy roll up. The ref makes the count One, Two, Kai grabs a handful of tights, and the ref isn't in position to see it, Three.
WINNER in 12:13 Kai
Kai slides out of the ring to a waiting Noelani, tapping on his head in the universal symbol for you got outsmarted. Zane kicks the bottom rope and shoots the ref a look that says "what the heck", but makes no other arguments before leaving as well.
DANNY TAYLOR vs. AINAIt’s time for another of the mix and match singles bouts between members of the four teams competing for tag team gold this Sunday at Dance of Death. We have half of the teams Drink & Destroy and the Flyin’ Hawaiians competing here and coming down first is half of hard drinking, ass kicking team DDT along with his manager DVD. Big cheers from the crowd here as he makes his way into the ring and tests the ropes. A few seconds later Aina makes his way down to ringside along with Noelani to a much more mixed reaction. Aina hands his half of the tag team titles to Noelani and we get the ringing bell to start us off here.
The two men begin a feeling out process as they circle each other in the ring. We get a few collar-and-elbow lockups followed by some clean breaks. DDT looks a little surprised at how clean Aina is keeping the match in the early portions. He goes for another tie-up, but Aina catches him coming in and takes him over with an arm drag and keeps him down with an arm bar. DDT slams the mat in frustration as he scrambles back to his feet and once back to a vertical base starts throwing some MMA-style knees to Aina’s gut. Aina lets go of the arm and moves out of range before catching one of the attempted knee strikes and lifts DDT up and slams him down with a knee breaker. Aina keeps hold of the leg and quickly flips Taylor over and locks in the SINGLE CRAB.
Aina has it locked in for almost half a minute but Danny is able to crawl and grab the ropes before Aina attempts to bring him back to the center of the ring. DDT shakes his leg as he pulls himself. He catches Aina trying to come in with a forearm and tosses him over the top rope, but Aina lands on the apron and goes to throw a high kick at Taylor’s head. DDT is able to avoid that and he’s able to grab Aina’s leg and head and he lifts him back into the ring and slams him with a HEAD-AND-LEG TAYLORPLEX. Taylor goes for the cover but only gets a 2-count.
DDT stays in control for the next few minutes as he works over Aina with some various slams and strikes, but Aina is always able to find enough to kick out and fire back. Noelani is trying to encourage Aina from the outside as he starts firing back with elbows to DDT’s solar plexus. DDT makes the inexperienced mistake by putting his head down too soon on an Irish whip and Aina leapfrogs Taylor and waits for him to turn around before damn near taking his head off with a ROARING ELBOW. Aina quickly heads to the top rope and comes off with a picture perfect FLYING ELBOW. He goes for the cover, but this time Taylor is able to kick out at two. This brings Noelani onto the apron as she starts to argue with the ref. DVD is quick to make his way around the ring and gets up on the apron to join Noelani. Those two start arguing back and forth as the ref tries to keep the peace and inside the ring he doesn’t notice that DDT has school boy’d Aina and could probably get the three count but no ref to make the count. DDT is about to get up and head over to the ref, but Aina gets up with him and brings him back down to the mat with the crucifix cradle but once again no ref to count.
Aina and DDT both get to their feet and notice the commotion on the apron and both shake their head as they head on over and try to get their respective managers off the apron. But that leads to more pushing and shoving and somehow in the scuffle DVD falls off the apron but it seems to be a lucky move as Noelani slips and winds up in DVD’s arms. He lets her go and she pushes him away as DDT and Aina head to the floor and both are pushing and shoving as they try to get in between their managers. It gets more and more heated and suddenly the crowd roars as Kai and Outback Jack start to make their way out. They don’t get very far before Moosehead Jack storms out and Stank limps a few steps behind. The Texans are quick to follow them out and we have a brawl in the aisle way. DDT and Aina see this and make their way over and get involved and our official has no choice but to call for the bell.
WINNER in 11:11…No Contest.
The battle may not have a winner tonight, but the war should be decided as of Sunday night.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. CHAD MADISON – Falls Count AnywhereThey don’t even bother announcing either man, because let’s face it, we have seen these matches before, and they never show up for it. Instead we join the Invisible Ninja Cameramen running around backstage looking for Moose and Chad. We see Moose storming down the hall with HDB in hand. He gets to the Texpress locker room and kicks the door open and charges in, but the room is empty. Moose snarls and turns and heads back to the hall, but as he steps into the hallway, Chad charges and NAILS him with a chair upside the head that sends Moose sprawling.
Chad grabs Moose and pulls him to his feet and drags him over to a nearby table, hooks him and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE! The back of Moose’s head crashes through the table and hits the floor. Chad covers him, but Moose kicks out at two. Chad pulls him out of the wreckage and looks around for plunder. He sees HDB lying on the floor, gets a smirk on his face and shoves Moose toward the bat, then charges behind him and BULLDOGS MOOSE ONTO HDB! Moose writhes in pain as HDB tears gashes in his face. Moose is pouring blood, and drags himself to the wall and pulls HDB out of his head. Chad charges in and catches Moose with a running knee to the face, Moose slumps to the floor and Chad covers again, but once again Moose kicks out at two.
Chad pulls Moose to his feet and lands some haymakers to his jaw, sending Moose staggering back. Chad charges, but Moose drops to the floor and takes him down with a drop toe hold, Chad tries to get his hands up, but his head slams into some equipment cases. Chad grabs his head and rolls around on the floor, Moose slowly gets to his feet and spits out some blood. He stands over Chad for a moment, then pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the wall. Chad staggers backward, blood running from his nose, Moose levels Chad with a spinning chop to the throat that sends him down to the floor. Moose doesn’t bother with a cover, instead he walks over and retrieves HDB.
As Chad gets to his hands and knees, Moose grabs the back of Chad’s shirt and tears it open, then takes HDB and RAKES it down Chad’s back, leaving long, bloody gashes on his back. Chad howls in pain and grabs his back, flips around and kicks Moose right in the jewels before he can do anything else. Moose falls to the floor in pain, HDB slides away. Chad gets to his feet and grabs Moose and pummels him with shots to the face. Moose shoves him off and gets to his feet yelling “IS THAT ALL YOU GOT CHAD?” Madison gets to his feet and charges at Moose and they both topple over a table and hit the floor. Chad is up first and he grabs a bungee cord from one of the crates and wraps it around Moose’s throat and beils him across the floor, holding on so the cord wraps tight around Moose’s throat. Moose digs at the cord, and looks to be laughing about it. Chad sees Moose laughing and releases the choke. Moose grabs his throat and struggles for air as Chad grabs a chair. Chad raises the chair with murderous intent in his eyes, Moose looks at him and smirks “do it” Chad hesitates for a second, then SLAMS the chair down on top of Moose’s head, once, twice, three times. Moose slumps to the floor and Chad stands over him with the chair.
Zane Myers runs up to Chad and grabs the chair from his hand and throws it aside and looks at Chad like he’s lost his mind. Chad stats to say something, but he and Zane are jumped from behind by Stank and Stan Fulton! Stank grabs Myers and DRIVES him back first into a support column. Zane falls to the floor and Stank puts the boots to him, trying to protect his knee the whole time. Stan Fulton pulls Chad off the floor and grabs him to whip him into the clangy door, but he pulls him back right into a BLACK HOLE SLAM on the concrete! Chad is DEAD! Stan helps Stank pull Zane to his feet they pull him over to a table, and lift him for a double choke slam, and DRIVE him through the table! Stank continues to hammer on Zane, Stan walks over to a prone Chad and drops a chair across his chest, gets a running start and drops a HUGE elbow down across Chad’s chest. Chad is immediately in intense pain, and coughs up some blood. Stan grabs a barely conscious Moose by the arm and drags him over to Chad and drapes his arm across Chad’s chest. The referee appears and counts, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 13:31 – Moosehead Jack
The second the referee’s hand hits the floor for the third time, he gets to his feet and motions for help. Security breaks up Stank and Zane and medics attend to both Chad and Moose. Stan looks down at Chad and smirks then goes to check on Moose.
ERIC O’MAC & BRYCE LARSON vs. RAVENNA BLUE & STAN FULTONRavenna and Stan are announced first and make their way to the ring. Ravenna points out that Stan still has Chad’s blood on his hands. Stan looks at his hands and shrugs, he doesn’t seem the least bit bothered by it. Ravenna gives him an odd look and they step into the ring. Eric and Bryce are announced next and make their way to the ring with Lauren. They seem to be all business tonight. Eric walks right to the corner and takes his spot on the apron. Larson gives him a look, then shrugs and turns to face Ravenna. The referee calls for the bell and we are underway.
Ravenna and Larson lock up. Larson wrings her warm, but she reverses it quickly. Larson catches Ravenna with a kick to the midsection, then grabs her from behind and lifts her for an atomic drop, but Ravenna flips over Larson’s shoulders and lands on the mat, when Larson turns around, Ravenna catches him with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him to the ropes, on the rebound she catches his arm and snaps him to the mat and tags in Stan Fulton.
Fulton comes in and Ravenna holds Larson’s arm down on the mat, Fulton drops a knee across his arm, then pulls him up, hammerlocks his arm and lifts him in the air trying for a submission. Larson manages to get his foot on the top rope forcing a break. Fulton drops him and Larson grabs his arm and shoulder and crawls toward his corner, but just before he gets there Eric hops off the apron and starts arguing with some fans who he claims were arguing with Lauren. Lauren looks at him like he is crazy. Larson pulls himself to his feet in his corner and stares at Eric, Fulton catches him by surprise and KILLS him with an avalanche in the corner! Larson staggers out, and Fulton grabs him and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a POWERSLAM, covers, hooks the leg, but Larson somehow rolls his shoulder at two.
Fulton pulls him up and shoves him into the corner and tags in Ravenna. Rave catches him with several kicks to the ribs, then snap mares him out of the corner and lands a kick to the back of the head. Ravenna covers, but only gets a two count. Ravenna grabs Larson and pushes him into a neutral corner and sets him on the top rope. Ravenna climbs up with him and hooks him for a superplex, but Larson holds on. Ravenna tries again, but Larson blocks it again. Bryce grabs Ravenna by the head and slams her between the eyes with a headbutt that sends her off the ropes to the middle of the ring. Ravenna stands up and Larson leaps off the top rope and hits a spinning front kick to Ravenna’s jaw that sends her sprawling across the ring. Larson doesn’t even go for a cover, instead he crawls to his corner and tries to make a tag. Just as he gets there, Eric hops off the apron and grabs his knee in pain. We hear him tell Larson “I can’t tag in! Old knee injury! Damn this hurts!” Larson pulls himself up and looks stunned. Ravenna runs into the corner and catches him from behind and hits a nice bridging German suplex, but Larson kicks out at two.
Ravenna gets to her feet and Fulton yells for the tag. Ravenna somewhat reluctantly tags in Fulton and Stan EXPLODES into the ring, dropping a knee across Larson’s chest, then pulling him up and sending him to the ropes and nearly decapitating him with a clothesline. Fulton pulls Larson to his feet and sends him into the corner and charges in for an avalanche but Larson gets his foot up at the last second and catches Stan on the jaw. Larson climbs to the top rope and waits for Stan to turn around, then tries a flying clothesline, but Fulton catches him and DRIVES him to the mat with a black hole slam! Larson is probably done, but Fulton gets to his feet, bounds off one set of ropes, then the other, then dives and KILLS Larson with an elbow right to the chest! Larson covers, the referee counts, one, two, three. This one is over!
WINNERS in 14:54 – Stan Fulton & Ravenna Blue
*After the match, Eric slides into the ring, telling Stan Fulton and Ravenna Blue to "get the hell out of here." Fulton and Ravenna slide out with smiles on their face, while Eric grabs a mic.*
Eric: You know something Bryce, I can tell you're angry, but you should know that I'm angry too. You think I like putting a loss to them on my resume? But here's the thing, we lost...doing things YOUR way. You didn't want me to come in and start doing what I do. You didn't want me to win by any means necessary. So, we did things YOUR way. I let you wrestle a clean match, and we lost. So, you know what? Stop your whining. Stop your bitching. I'm going to go request a match from Rick against these two, and you let me do what I do best. They'll regret the day the pissed me off.
*Eric starts to walk out of the ring, but Bryce grabs him by his sleeve and yanks the microphone out of his hand.*
Bryce: Do me a favor...and shut the hell up.
*The fans have a minor pop for this.*
Bryce: You know, you are kind of a legend in the OOWF, Eric. All I use to hear about were how damn GOOD you were. How you were a pioneer of the Onslaught division. How you use to put on match of the year candidates EVERY NIGHT. And now? You can't even get through a segment without flashing those brass knuckles that you carry around.
*We can hear Eric say off-micr "Work smarter..."*
Bryce: Yeah, yeah, I know, work smarter, and not harder. Well, I'm tired of listening to that. I want you to prove something to me. I don't want another match with Fulton and Blue. I'm confident that we're better than them, with or without your win at all costs mentality. No....I want a match against you at the pay-per-view!
*The crowd pops.*
Bryce: And not just any kind of match, Eric...I want you to leave the brass knuckles in the office....because I want a PURE RULES MATCH!
*The crowd pops even louder.*
Bryce: You face me in this match and you earn my respect...and then maybe we can talk about teaming.
*Bryce throws the microphone and starts to walk out...and Eric picks up the microphone and starts to golf-clap while laughing.*
Eric: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't win at all costs out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't listen to you because it's just too much fun. Let me repeat a line that I uttered the night Mr. E died and Eric O'Mac returned, joining DEVIL: You will either die as a hero, or you'll live long enough to see yourself become the villain. So I accept your match at the pay-per-view. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. But not as foes. I have a feeling that after Sunday comes and goes...you will finally believe in Eric O'Mac.
*Eric tosses the microphone and rolls out of the ring
ALEXIS DARLING vs. FIREWOMANIt’s time for one of the more heated and passionate rivalries in the OOWF to explode in their first one-on-one encounter as Firewoman takes on Alexis Darling. Firewoman, under the thrall of Ecosystem and Trinity recently found Alexis guilty of the deadly sin of envy and as penance cut off most of her hair. Alexis has not been thrilled with this to put it mildly and tonight she gets her chance at revenge. The haunting music of “Come to Me” by Inkubus Sukkubus begins to play and the dressed in pure white Firewoman makes her way out from the back and down to the ring. Ecosystem is at her side and they seem to be talking about something at the top of the ramp and leaves her with a kiss on the forehead before heading to the back. The crowd rains boos down, but Firewoman doesn’t notice them at all as she just slowly makes her way down behind blank eyes. She gets into the ring as Junior Hale checks her over but Firewoman stays emotionless. A slight look crosses her face though as “Fighter” by Christina Aguilera plays and Alexis storms out from the back and runs down the aisle and under the bottom rope. Firewoman slowly makes her way to the outside as Alexis tries to get at her. Hale tries to keep the distance between the two as Fire methodically walks around the ring while Alexis fumes inside the ring.
Finally Hale can’t hold Lexie back and she hops down to the floor and spins Fire around, but Fire connects with a hard right and the action is underway here. The two ladies start trading punches on the outside and neither one are holding anything back here. Firewoman gets the edge by tossing in some hard elbows to the side of Lexie’s head and staggering her. Fire slides her into the ring and goes for a slingshot legdrop, but Alexis slides out of the way and rolls Fire back to her feet before throwing some hard leg kicks at Fire. Alexis presses Fire back into the corner and tries to go for the typical 10-punches in the corner, but Fire pushes her off and explodes out of the corner with an attempted clothesline that Alexis ducks before firing off the PELE KICK that nails Fire in the skull.
These two are fighting at a blistering pace here in the early going with no rest for the weary. Fire gets the advantage for a while and then Alexis counters with her unique and unorthodox offense that sends Fire reeling back. And then twist and turn back and forth. Fire with the offensive while Alexis plays defense trying to stay in the match and then Alexis gets on the offense while Firewoman tries to keep Alexis off base enough to keep the match from ending. The match continues like this for the first few minutes before the rage in Alexis costs her and Fire’s able to catch her coming off the top rope with a modified CODEBREAKER. And now Firewoman goes back to her roots and starts stalking Alexis around the ring. A few kicks here, a few more quick strikes there, and Firewoman is in total control of the match. She lifts Alexis up and over with the ROYAL BUTTERFLY and bridges for the pin…
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No, Alexis is able to roll a shoulder. This doesn’t slow down Fire at all as she lifts Alexis up by the neck and starts firing knifehand chops that redden the exposed flesh of Alexis. LD tries to fight back, but Fire’s in total control and whips Alexis all the way to the floor. Hale tries to stop Firewoman from following and it delays Fire enough to allow Alexis to get back to her feet so that when Fire does step onto the apron, Alexis is able to trip her and Fire lands really hard on the part of the ring that gives the least. Alexis isn’t letting up as she gets onto the apron and starts kicking away at Fire’s midsection. Alexis follows up by lifting Fire up and even as Fire struggles, Alexis connects with a BRAINBUSTER on the apron…OH MY GOD and the crowd starts chanting as both women crash to the floor.
Hale begins his very, very, very slow 10 count. He gets to 6 before Alexis slowly drags Fire to her feet. Alexis slides into the ring at 8 to break Hale’s count and she pushes Hale back to make sure this match doesn’t end with a count out. Alexis isn’t letting Fire have any chance to recover as she hits the far ropes and gets a running start as she goes for a SUICIDE DIVE, but Fire sees her coming at the last second and she moves out of the way and Alexis goes flying into the guardrail at almost a million miles an hour. Fire shakes the cobwebs loose as she rolls Alexis over and we see the lady Darling is a bloody mess. Fire gets almost a sick look as she wipes the blood out of Lexie’s eyes and slowly lifts the dead weight and pushes her back into the ring. She sets Alexis up near the corner and looks over her shoulder as she jumps over Alexis…BEST FIRESAULT EVER. Fire slowly makes her way back over to Alexis and makes the cover…
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2 and 99/100…Alexis somehow gets her shoulder up and Fire looks shocked. She looks back and forth between Hale and Alexis to make sure that he didn’t hit three and when he shakes his head no, Fire visibly sighs. She picks Alexis and places her on the top turnbuckle. She starts throwing punches to make sure Alexis stays there as Fire climbs up to join her. Fire looks like she’s going for the FLAMETHROWER but somehow Alexis has enough in her and starts to fight back. The two women are once again trading punches and this time when Fire goes for the move, Alexis blocks it and leaps with Fire on her shoulders…DARLING BOMBSHELL and both women are down and might be dead. Hale begins another slow 10-count. Before he gets to ten, Alexis is able to drag herself over and get an arm over Fire…
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Thr…NO! Fire is able to get a leg over the bottom rope. Both women grab hold of the ropes and slowly start to drag themselves up. Alexis looks down at her hand and sees that it is covered in blood and she seems to lose control as she charges at Fire and smears the blood across Fire’s face. Fire is having none of that and hits a quick kick to Lexie’s stomach and goes for the FUTURE SHOCK DDT, but Alexis is able to block it and hits a knee to Fire. And then Alexis makes what could possibly be her biggest mistake ever as she lifts Fire up for a PILEDRIVER and the whole arena goes silent as Firewoman screams and starts hitting hard knees to Alexis already cut head. And Firewoman forgets where she is when Alexis lets her go and just climbs on top of her and starts scratching and punching Alexis as Hale tries to pull her off. He’s having no luck as suddenly the crowd explodes…
Alexander Darling flies down to ringside and tries to pull Firewoman off his sister. Firewoman seems to have no clue where she is, but Alex is able to lift her off his sister and Fire seems to realize where she is. Before anything can be said or happen though, the crowd has another shock as Ecosystem makes his way into the ring and steps between Alex and Fire. And that’s all the motivation Alexander needed as he starts punching Eco as hard as he can. Medical staff and Sydney Wyld have made their way to the ring as well as they help Alexis out of the ring and bring her to the back. Sydney leaves while staring at Fire and trying to see if there’s any emotion there but she has to get to the back as Tytan & Diana Podvod make their way to Fire’s side and help her to the back as well…
We can only assume the official ruling of Alexis Darling and Firewoman is a NO CONTEST.
WINNER – No Contest
But that’s the past and in the present Alexander is brutalizing Ecosystem in the ring. Hale confers with the ring announcer and OOWF officials at ringside and decides to start the Alexander Darling vs. Ecosystem match now.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. ECOSYSTEMAlex ignores the bell ringing and is punching away at Eco like a man possessed. Eco is trying to avoid the blows and he scrambles to his feet and takes Alex off his feet with a double-leg. Ecosystem is quick to drop successive elbows to Alexander’s chest and he doesn’t let up as he locks Alexander’s arms and grabs him in a side headlock. Alex struggles out of the move and gets back to his feet and sends Eco to the ropes. Alex takes Eco down with a shoulder block and instead of following up like he typically would, Alexander drops down once again and starts punching away. Hale struggles to break it up and he pushes Alex back to the corner and explains he isn’t going to have another match degenerate into a brawl. Alexander tries to get past Hale to get at Eco, but Hale explains the rules and Alexander finally nods and moves Hale to the side. As he does that Eco charges and nails Alex with a spinning leg lariat.
Eco gets the early offense here as Alexander’s focus is more on beating Eco into a bloody pulp instead of controlling the match and if there is one thing Eco can do it’s control the emotions and pace of a match. He slowly and methodically uses Alexander’s emotions against him as he wears him down with a variety of rest holds and simple moves like head locks and arm bars. The crowd is growing restless at Eco’s approach and are trying to will Alex to pick up the pace. Eco takes Alex over with another snap mare and goes to lock in yet another side headlock, but Alex fires back with a knee over the top of his shoulder and sends Eco staggering. Alexander rolls to the outside and tried to get his emotions in check as the crowd gets even louder cheering for him. Alexander climbs back into the ring and it doesn’t seem to have worked as he charges Eco once again and just as Eco is about to take him down, Alexander pulls up and wags his finger in front of Ecosystem’s face and nails a hard knee to the gut.
Alexander stays in control of his emotions and the match now as he grabs Eco around the head and starts firing knee after knee into Eco’s gut. Eco tries to get Alex to lose control a few times, but Alex isn’t allowing that as he really works over Eco. A quick snap suplex follows and Alexander quickly climbs the ropes and leaps off with a FROG SPLASH, but Eco’s sorta able to avoid the brunt of it and both men took some impact there. Eco’s back to his feet first and as Alex gets to a knee, Eco charges and nails a SHINING WIZARD that knocks Alex back. Eco makes a cover…
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No, Alex is able to kick out. Eco looks to put this match away now as he really starts hitting the big moves; suplex here, bodyslam there. But Alex fights the cover off each and every time. Finally Eco seemingly has enough and looks to go for the ENDGAME, but Alex has that scouted and flips over the top of Eco and looks to go for the LUNG BLOWER, but Eco has that scouted. Eco hits the far ropes and looks to go for another shining wizard, but yet another counter follows as Alex drops down and grabs Eco’s legs. He locks his hand in between and leans back…Darling has Eco in the MONEY CLIP. This move has snapped many a bone in its history and Eco is caught in it in the center of the ring. Alex is pulling back with everything he has as he tries to get Eco to tap. Eco refuses to give up though as he tries to find a way to get to the ropes. He’s just about to get to the ropes when Alex stands up and drags him back to the center of the ring. As Alex is about to sit back down in the move, Eco with everything he has kicks Alex off and scrambles to a neutral corner. Alex looks to charge Eco, but he slides between the ropes and nails Alexander with a kick to the back of the head. Alex staggers back as Eco jumps out of the corner with a sunset flip…
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No, it’s another kick out by Alex. Nothing Eco has done has been able to put Alex away for good and we see a little bit of emotion on Eco’s face as he looks frustrated. Eco makes a motion to the back and the crowd looks towards the entrance as Tytan makes his way out. It looks like Eco has had enough of this match and wants to end it with some help. Before Tytan can even get halfway down to ringside, DH Magnusson & Matt Folz come out from the back and cut Tytan off. Eco looks shocked as his big man can’t get to the ring as the three men on the ramp fight to the back. Eco is even more shocked as he’s spun around by Alexander Darling inside the ring. Alex doesn’t waste time as he nails a big boot to the side of Eco’s head that spins him around. Alex follows up and lifts Eco onto his shoulders, he locks Eco’s hand around his throat…DARLING DRIVER connects. But Alexander isn’t done as he holds onto Eco’s hand and lifts him back up and nails the BRAINUSTAAAAA. And still Alex doesn’t let go as he drags Eco up onto his shoulders once again and hits a second DARLING DRIVER. Hale finally pushes Alex off Eco and tells him to make a pin or he’s calling for a disqualification. Alex stares down Hale before nodding and making the academic cover…
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As soon as the three hits, Tytan makes his way back out as he must have lost Mags and Folz backstage. Alex goes to hit Tytan as he gets into the ring but Tytan pushes Alex off and explodes into the ring and hits his RELEASE THE KRAKEN. Tytan lifts Alexander up and nails him with the DOUBLE POWERBOMB as well before the crowd explodes as Magnusson and Folz make their way down to the ring. Tytan notices them coming and helps Eco to his feet as they escape through the audience while Matt and DH check on Alex. Alex won the match, but seemingly loses another battle in the war with Trinity.
WINNER in 17:34…Alexander Darling
STANK vs. OUTBACK JACKOutback Jack is out first, and the crowd roars their approval for the long time OOWF star. He does a Steve Austin salute in the corner slamming a couple of Fosters. The crowd goes nuts for this. Jack hops off the apron as Stank’s music hits and the big man walks out to the top of the ramp. The cheers immediately turn to boos. Stank makes his way to the ring, limping slightly on his heavily bandaged and braced knee. He climbs into the ring and stares at Jack from across the ring. The referee calls for the bell, and we are ready to go.
Jack charges into the middle of the ring and feigns going after Stank’s leg. Stank turns his stance to protect his knee, Jack just grins. He knows the big man has a weakness. Jack darts in again, but Stank stuns him with an uppercut to the jaw that sends the Aussie staggering back into a corner. Stank charges, as much as he can, into the corner and catches Jack right in the face with the knee brace. Jack falls to the mat grabbing his face and we see blood pouring through his fingers. Looks like it is Jack’s turn for a broken nose.
Stank pulls Jack up in the corner and unleashes hell on him, beating him mercilessly with chops and kicks. The referee threatens disqualification and Stank turns to him and threatens him with death. That little opening was all Jack needed, from the mat, he kicks Stank’s knee, sending him to the mat, grabbing his leg in pain. Jack gets to his feet, blood pouring out of his nose, and kicks Stank on the knee, then mounts the big man and HAMMERS him with punches to the face. Jack pulls Stank to his feet and slams him face first into the turnbuckle. Stank staggers to the middle of the ring and Jack charges at him and catches him with a high knee to the back that sends Stank between the ropes to the floor.
Jack follows Stank to the outside and pulls him up and lights him up with chops backing him against the ring post. Jack charges in for a clothesline, but Stank sidesteps and Jack SLAMS face first into the post with a sickening thud. Stank grabs him and rolls him back into the ring, then follows him in and drops a big elbow across his chest and covers, but Jack kicks out at two. Stank pulls him up and scoops him up and dumps him on the mat. Stank motions for Jack to get to his feet and he charges at him, but Jack side steps and Stank slams into the corner, Jack grabs him and tries to set up the CHOMP but he can’t quite get Stank up, so he dumps him to the mat and climbs to the middle rope and waits for Stank to get to his feet, as he does, Jack leaps and BULLDOGS him to the mat, then tries to trap him in the CROSSFACE! Stank fights for all he is worth, but Jack locks it in. Stank inches to the ropes, finally able to force the break. Jack releases the hold and pulls Stank to his feet and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Stank keeps hold of his arm and pulls him back, right into a CLUBBING clothesline across the face and chest.
Stank yanks Jack to his feet and lifts him up to his shoulders for a STANK-U but before he finishes the move, he gets a smirk on his face and lifts Jack and drops him and hits a GTS with the knee brace! Jack’s head snaps back and his eyes roll back in his head as he falls to the mat. Stank falls to the mat grabbing his knee in pain, then crawls across to Jack and makes the academic cover, and the referee counts, one, two, three.
WINNER in 13:20 – Stank
J-P SPARXX vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchChris Evans comes to the ring and he is looking more focused than ever. He hops in and Sterling Glaw does the obligatory but fairly worthless pat down. Sparxx music hits, and he and Jewel appear, holding the Onslaught Championship belt between them. They parade it down the ramp and Jewel goes to the corner, while Sparxx comes in and presents the belt over-dramatically to Glaw. Glaw turns to hand the belt off to a stage hand and Evans takes advantage of the turned back to NAIL Sparxx with a stiff right cross. Sparxx flies backward as Jewel protests. Glaw turns around, and while he's pretty sure what happened, he didn't see it. He gives Evans an unofficial warning, although Evans misses it because he's already on the attack. So Glaw shrugs and calls for the bell.
Evans is almost vicious as he maneuvers Sparxx around the ring with hand strikes and the occasional kick, all of which are legal, but they're all very stiff too, and Sparxx can barely come up for air so he does what he has to and
uses his first rope break. Glaw backs Evans off but Evans reaches around and whaps Sparxx upside the head. Glaw saw that one so issues Evans
his first warning. Sparxx regroups quickly and bounces off the rope with a flying lariat, knocking Evans to the ground. Springboard of the far ropes into an elbow drop and then recovers enough to go up top. He waits for Evans to get his bearings and stand, and then Sparxx flies with a beautiful flying DDT, and rolls Evans over for a pin. One, two...no, Evans is up, and up quickly as he shoves Sparxx off him. Now it's Evans turn to hit the ropes, and he does, flying out with a drop kick to Sparxx's knee. He continues to work the knee with a series of elbow drops on it, and then finally twists around and locks it in for a figure four. The way he's cranking down, it's clear he isn't trying to merely get Sparxx to submit, he's going for the career-ender. Sparxx flails about, as all good wrestlers do in a figure four. He tries to roll over to reverse, and just gets it, but then Evans reverses the reversal, and the pressure is back on Sparxx's knee. All the rolling however, has gotten them closer to the ropes, and Sparxx is able to reach out and touch one.
Sparxx has used his second rope break. Evans lets go as the count hits 4.5 narrowly missing another warning.
Sparxx pulls himself up as Glaw barely keeps Evans back. The second Glaw moves, Sparxx surprises Evans with a leaping enziguiri, sending him flying. He's a little unsteady on the knee, but that's not stopping him. Evans lands in the corner, and Sparxx hits the second ropes, using Christian's jump to get Evans into a sunset flip. Pin, one..two...NO! Evans is up, and Evans is pissed. He grabs Sparxx and whips him across the ring. Sparxx bounces off the ropes and Evans catches him with a quick snap suplex. A quick pin, and Evans grabs Sparxx's hair to pull him up. Glaw signals his displeasure as
Evans has earned his second warning. Evans mouths off to the ref and runs Sparxx shoulder first into the ring post. He flips him around and gets on the second ropes to rain down the punches. One, two, three, four....wait. He can't do that in an Onslaught Rules match and keeps punching until Glaw starts to count as well. Glaw gets to five at the same time as Evans gets to ten and
Evans has used his third and final warning. Evans tries to argue with Glaw that since Sparxx was in the corner, and hence the ropes, that should be his third and final rope break, but Glaw disagrees. Meanwhile, Sparxx is clearing the cobwebs, and comes out with a chop block that drops Evans to the knee. He runs to the ropes and up, hitting a missile drop kick knocking Evans backward. He goes for a pin, one...two... NO! Sparxx picks Evans up by the hair and moves him around, drawing
Sparxx's first warning. He hits a couple of European uppercuts and then another bee-yoo-tiful DDT. Evans is out, seeing stars, but he barely looks around and can see Davin Moreland at the top of the ramp, arms fold, shaking his head. Sparxx goes up to the top rope and poses a minute, as the fans know something cool and flippy is coming. Evans is stirring a bit. Finally, Sparxx leaps and it's the 450!!! And it's awesome! Or it would be...except Evans actually recovered and got to a stand, catching Sparxx mid-air with a superkick. Sparxx flops to the mat, and Evans makes the cover. One...two....THREE!
WINNER in 14:01 – and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Chris Evans
After the match, Evans puts the boots to Sparxx a few times after Glaw gives him the belt. Evans pushes it into Sparxx's unconscious face, before Jewel gets it to drag Sparxx away. Evans turns to Moreland on the top of the ramp, and holds the belt up. Davin doesn't smile, but does nod, and returns to the back.
MATT FOLZ vs. LD WILLIAMS – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchLD Williams is announced first to cheers. Matt Folz is announced next and gets an equally pleasant reaction. Folz enters the ring and hands the belt to the ref. The ref shows it to LD who nods before offering a hand to Folz. Folz takes it and this gets a good pop from the crowd. The ref calls for the bell and we are underway. Both men circle slowly, neither willing to underestimate the other.
Finally they lockup in the center of the ring and jockey for position. Neither man seems able to get an advantage, so they break apart. LD being the wily veteran takes advantage by landing a quick kick to the gut. He sends Folz to the ropes and drops down for a back body drop. Folz surprises both LD and himself by rolling over LDs back lucha style. Both men look at each other slightly confused, shrug and start throwing hay-makers. This lasts for a few moments before LD is able to get the upper hand. LD pulls Folz into a side headlock and cranks in on it. Folz pushes back and sends LD off the ropes. Folz and LD both go for shoulder blocks and bounce off each other. Both men smile and try again, again they bounce off and neither goes down.
It looks like they are attempting it for a third time, when Folz suddenly drops and takes Williams down with a drop toe hold. Folz floats over, but LD is prepared and rolls him over grabbing his arm. Folz pulls it free and snatches one of LDs legs. LD rolls through this pulling Folz back down to the mat. What follows is two solid minutes of hold and counter hold wrestling with neither man able to get an advantage. Finally Folz is able to slide LD into a backslide pin, but only gets one. As LD is on his feet, he grabs ahold of Folz and surprises him with a forceful powerbomb.
Folz is stunned, and LD goes for a pin, but Folz shakes out the cobwebs at two. LD pulls Folz up and lifts him up for a vertical suplex. Folz slides out of it, and as LD turns around, Folz nails him with a clothesline that sends him out of the ring. Folz follows after him, but Williams is a tough man and has already recovered. Williams and Folz exchange blows outside of the ring, and take turns slamming each other into various barricades, tables, and ring steps. As this rages on, the ref starts the Ten count. He makes it to nine, when both Williams and Folz slide back into the ring breaking up the double count out. Williams charges at Folz, but Matt is ready and snaps off a quick powerslam. Folz sends LD into a corner and follows in. LD cuts him off with a boot and lays in some solid blows. Folz cuts this short by slamming Williams head into the turnbuckle. Folz snaps off a quick German suplex that puts Williams down.
Folz in another act out of character, heads to the top rope. Whatever his plans where, they are cut short by LD who has recovered and follows him up. LD attempts to go for a superplex, and Folz grabs the ropes blocking it. Both men jockey for position, when they lose their balance. Both men slam hard to the mat, with LD's head hitting hard. Folz lands awkward as well, however his arm lays draped across Williams chest. The ref considers this a pin and counts the three. LD kicks out, but it is a millisecond too late as his head had not quite cleared.
Winner in 15:01 via pinfall Matt Folz
Folz groggily gets to his feet as the ref hands him the belt. Williams is up as well and shaking off the cobwebs, thankfully it looks like he was just stunned and not injured by the fall. Williams heads over to Folz, and both men lock eyes. Williams extends a hand, and Folz takes it. This gets a huge response from the crowd. Folz can be seen mouthing the words "whenever you want a rematch". LD nods and leaves as Folz's music hits and he raises the belt to more cheers from the crowd.
TYTAN vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchIt's time for tonight's main event, and the Fancy Farm (seriously? Fancy Farm?) crowd is ready for this one. “Extreme Ways” fires up and the Challenger, Davin Moreland makes his way out to the ramp to a mixed response. He appears to be extra amped up for this one, vociferously encouraging the crowd to make more noise as he makes his way down to the ring. Small pop for Davin's Double Jump of Impressive Athleticism into the ring – and more attempts to pump up the crowd. Davin really does seem very hyped up for this one, now on his knees, slapping the mat, begging for Tytan to come out. And now he does, the World Heavyweight Champion makes his way down to the strong boos of the crowd. Davin's in the ring waving for him to come in, but Tytan is taking his sweet-ass time. Finally, he climbs in, and hands the belt over to Senior Referee Davis Hightower who holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. He hands it to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
The two men circle and the trash talk flies. Eventually Davin says something, probably about Tytan's mother or whatever but who knows, and Tytan loads up a big right hand. Davin ducks and works a headlock on Tytan. Huh. A Resthold? Soon enough, we see Davin's strategy, as he lifts Tytan's protective mask off his face, and starts slugging away with right hands, directly on Tytan's nose. I would imagine it has been re-broken. Just in case there were any doubt, he follows this up with countless Muay Thai knees to the face, and Tytan eventually hits the mat, bloody and pissed off. Davin covers, that barely gets a one count. Davin pulls Tytan up and whips him into the corner. He follows him in with a try for a Big Back Elbow, but Tytan cuts him off with a Big Boot. Tytan hops the 2nd turnbuckle and hits a Wack Bret Hart Double Axe-Handle. Davin doubles over and Tytan follows up with a Swinging Neckbreaker. Tytan signals to the crowd and gets heartily booed.
He walks over to Davin, and shows some impressive strength, yanking Davin up in one motion, and leveling him with a Powerbomb. Cover...1...2...no, Davin just does kick out, and Tytan is Not Happy. Tytan tries to get a measure of revenge and starts blasting away on Davin's face, trying to break his nose, but Davin is able to cover up. Tytan, undeterred, takes a different tack and starts smashing Davin's head into the mat over and over again. That can't be good for the concussion. Satisfied, Tytan rips Davin up and WHIPS him into the corner. BIG SPLASH from Tytan, and Davin is out on his feet. Tytan gets up to the top turnbuckle, and brings Davin up with him. He locks him in, and it looks like he's going to go for that Sick Top Rope Piledriver. He gets a big smirk on his face, and jumps; but Davin REVERSES into a HURRICARANA in mid-air! Holy Shit!
Davin's in no condition to cover or anything, and starts slapping the mat in frustration as he holds his head. Clearly, that concussion has been re-aggravated and he is feeling it right now. Suddenly, down the ramp come Ecosystem and Firewoman, with what looks to be evil intentions on their mind, as well as Steel Chairs in their hands. Hightower, being the awesomest referee that ever awesomed, spots them and starts yelling at them and throwing them out of the ringside area.. Both Eco and Firewoman try to slide in, but Hightower is there to cut them off. Eco tosses his steel chair into the ring as Security comes down to enforce Hightower's orders, with Hightower retrieving the chair. Firewoman uses the distraction to slide into the ring, and swings wildly with her Steel Chair at Davin. Davin saw it coming and ducks. As Firewoman spins around, she eats a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER. The crowd is shocked at first before popping big-time for that. Hightower is still occupied with throwing the chair out of the ring and yelling at Eco. Tytan is just barely getting to his feet and Davin suddenly has a chair in his hand. Davin looks like he's about to brain Tytan with the chair, but instead SLAMS the chair to the mat! He then tosses the chair to Tytan, who catches it just as Davin flops to the mat! Hightower turns around upon hearing the noise. He sees Davin laid out and Tytan holding a chair in his hands! Hightower IMMEDIATELY calls for the bell without discussion.
WINNER in 13:31 by DUSTY DQ...Davin Moreland! Tytan is STILL your OOWF World Heavyweight Champion
Tytan is APOPLECTIC as he screams at Hightower, trying to explain the situation. Hightower is having none of it and starts to back away. Tytan threatens him with the chair, but doesn't see Davin creeping behind him (although the crowd does), and eats a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER of his own! Davin is feeling the emotion of the crowd, but doesn't see Eco slide into the ring, having evaded security. He's got a Steel Chair and BLASTS Davin in the back with it. Davin absorbs the contact and slowly turns around. HE NO-SOLD IT! He points at Eco, and the crowd responds “YOU!” Eco is about to load up for another shot, but decides the discretion is the better part of Valor (Lou: valor) and gets the hell out of Dodge. The crowd is batshit, and Davin feigns chasing Eco through the crowd, but stops at the Timekeeper's table. He spots the World Heavyweight Championship and takes it! He puts it around his waist and the crowd explodes again! Davin walks back up the ramp with the Championship around his waist!
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