OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
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THE PRESIDENT vs. CONCRETE TGHail to the chief plays, and the President makes his way to the ring. The OOWF fans are still not sure what to make of him, but seem pretty happy with his pandering and baby kissing and hand shaking, so he gets a fair amount of cheers. OOWF vet Concrete Takaken Gryphon is announced next and the crowd explodes for this fan favorite. Both men meet in the center of the ring, and the President has a mic. "Four Score and seven days ago I joined this fine company, and today I meet one of its legends on the field of battle. Let's give em a show worth remember old chap." With that the president extends his hand and Crete shakes it drawing a pop from the crowd. The ref calls for the bell and we are underway.
Both men circle slowly before locking up. They both Jockey for position, before the President is able to pull Crete into a side headlock. Crete pushes back off the ropes and sends the President to the other side of the ring. Crete leapfrogs him, and then drops to the mat on the rebound. Crete drops his head for a back bodydrop as the President continues to run the ropes. The President sees this and drops Crete with a DDT. President makes the cover, but Crete is up at one. The President goes for a kick to the gut, but Crete catches it and dragon screws the President to the ground. Crete attempts to lock in a single leg crab, but the President is able to roll out of it and catches Crete locking in a single leg of his own.
Crete struggles and looks about to tap before gaining a resurgence of energy and making it to the rope. The President gives a clean break. As Crete pulls himself to his feet, he turns and eats a big boot from the President. The President pulls him back up into a vertical suplex, planting Crete hard. The President then sends Crete into the corner and follows in with an Avalanche. Crete is staggered, and the Presidents follow up short arm clothesline doesn't clear the cobwebs any. The President whips Crete into the ropes, and in an impressive show of strength lifts him up into a military press on the rebound. As the President holds Crete in the air, Crete seems to regain his senses and wiggles free. Crete slides down the Presidents back flipping him over sunset style. Crete continues his momentum flipping over into a bridging pin. The ref makes the count One. Two. Three. The President kicks out a millisecond before the three count. Both men get to their feet, Crete catches The President with a kick to the gut and catches him in a small package for a two count, but The President reverses it, one, two, THREE! We have our first upset of the tournament!
WINNER by pinfall in 8:23 The President
For a moment both men simply stare at each other in shock. Suddenly a smile crosses the Presidents face and he heads over and claps Crete on the shoulders. He can be heard to say "Good job old boy, no shame in losing a hard fight". The President then raises Crete's hand in the air drawing cheers from the crowd. Crete looks dejected and shakes his head then leaves without further incident allowing The President to soak in the cheers.
PSYKLE vs. J-P SPARXXWelcome to this first round match in the OOWF Invitational. Should be a good one! “Animal I have Become” fires up over the sound system, and the Jumbotron fires up for a new addition to the OOWF Family, the gigantic Psykle. The crowd doesn't really know who he is yet, so they cheer, mostly because they're stupid. He gets in the ring and does some posing, which gets him over a little more. Good for him. Because now “Let It Rock” fires up, and the GFY trons come up as well. J-P Sparxx, alongside Jewel, slowly make their way down to the ring to a nice, loud chorus of boos. Sparxx does care, mouthing off to the fans on the way to the ring. It would be nice if they spoke English. Or whatever. Anyway, Sparxx climbs in and pisses the crowd off some more with some gestures. Fall River's Own Angelo Barros looks at both men before calling for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Lockup to start, and that was a bad idea by Sparxx. Psykle just shoves him off like a rag doll. Psykle even does some sort of growling attempt to intimidate Sparxx that the crowd likes. Sparxx decides to change up strategy. He comes in this time feet flying, but the big man shows some surprising agility and catches one of his legs. Sparxx tries to turn it into an Enziguri, but Psykle catches the OTHER foot. He flips Sparxx up, catches him, and just FLATTENS him with a Sit-out Powerbomb. 1....2....Sparxx is able to kick out and rolls out of the ring. Jewel rushes over and helps him back up. Psykle is posing yet again, this time almost taunting him. This leads to Jewel, not Sparxx yelling back, including a “Bitch, I'll Cut You!” Psykle seems a little thrown off by Jewel, used to people her size being intimidated by him.
The distraction allows Sparxx to spring to his feet and dive into the ring. Psykle tries to catch him, but Sparxx slides right through his legs. One big-time kick to the back of Psykle's left knee knocks him down to one knee. Another solid kick to the back of his head and Psykle lands face-first on the mat. Sparxx tries to roll Psykle over, but he's unable to do so quickly, so he heads for the nearest top rope. He signals for Da Bomb, and is about to take off, until Psykle again shows really tremendous agility, and is able to sweep Sparxx's feet, so he lands right on the top rope. Psykle smirks as Sparxx is in position for The Psycho Driver! Psykle starts the move, but on the way off the rope, Sparxx SOMEHOW turns it into an Impaler DDT! How in the blue FUCK did he do that? The crowd goes silent, too stunned to make noise. The silence is broken by a primal scream by Sparxx, who heads to the top one more time. RIVER DAWG! Sparxx is going to pull it out!
WINNER in 9:52 by PINFALL...J-P Sparxx!
FIREWOMAN vs. ECOSYSTEMPA: I know who you are..the leader of lost souls…
Firewoman and Ecosystem walk out together as “Immortal” by Adema plays. Eco seems cheerful, walking ahead of Firewoman, patting fans on the back even as they recoil. He hops into the ring and stands on the turnbuckle, playing to the crowd and flashing thumbs-up. He hops down as Firewoman slowly enters the ring and flashes a thumbs-up.
Fire: I’m not lying down.
Eco: I know.
The bell rings. Eco extends his hand to Firewoman, who shakes it. He suddenly wraps her around into a Dragon Sleeper! Going for the Endgame—no! Ecosystem pulled back into a bridge, holding Fire on top of him as his shoulders touch the mat! 1-2-the referee counts three as Eco releases!
WINNER in 0:18…Firewoman!
Ecosystem bounds up cheerily and raises Firewoman’s arm. She pulls away, shocked, looking at him angrily. Clearly, she wasn’t looking for a dive here. Ecosystem bails out of the ring and heads to the back before she can react further, slapping hands as he goes.
AINA vs. DARIUS PRENTISS'Vertigo' starts up, and Aina is introduced to a nice pop, accompanied by Noelani. Next 'Knights of Cedonia' starts up and the crowd gets their first look at OOWF Newcomer Darius Prentisss. The two men shake hands and we're underway.
Aina charges out to the center of the ring and surprises Prentiss with a flying headscissors, then follows that up with a beautiful standing dropkick, followed by an elbow drop for a quick 2 count. He unfortunately leans in to close to the former UFC star however and gets caught in an armbar. Prentiss has it locked in in the middle of the ring, Aina struggles but can't get to the ropes and has no choice but to tap!!! What a debut by the newcomer.
WINNER by submission in 25 seconds: Darius Prentiss
Aina pops to his feet after that and is LIVID! Prentiss smiles and points to his head and backs up the ramp. Noelani enters the ring and tries to calm Aina down, but it does little good
DANNY TAYLOR vs. BRYCE LARSONBryce Larson, one half of the Brass Knuckle Kings, receives a somewhat mixed reaction as he approaches the ring, but the cheers he hears are mostly due to the fact he is accompanied by Maria Kanellis. They climb into the ring and Bryce raises his fists, showing off his custom knucks. Maria takes his robe and steps to the floor, and Bryce shadow boxes in his corner, awaiting his opponent. The lights dim, and the roof nearly comes off the building as Dynamite Danny Taylor and Dashing Victor Deniro make their way through the crowd. Victor is shaking hands and kissing babies, but Danny is focused laser-like on the ring. Danny rolls under the ropes and stands toe-to-toe with Bryce as Referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions. Bryce decides to try intimidation, shadow boxing at Taylor and getting right in his face with the punches. Without blinking an eye, Taylor catches a punch and yanks Bryce forward into a clothesline. Junior calls for the bell and we’re underway.
Danny drags Bryce to his feet and slings him into the corner. He follows him in, but Bryce dodges out of the corner, rolling along the ropes. Taylor hits the corner hard, and Bryce hangs onto the top rope and swings his legs up, driving both feet into the back of Taylor’s head and slamming his face into the turnbuckle. Taylor staggers back, and Bryce springboards off the second rope and drives a knee into his head, riding him to the mat. Bryce hits the ropes and drives a leg into Taylor’s throat. He floats over into a cover, but Taylor powers out at two. Bryce rolls to his feet and catches Danny with a kick to the head as he gets up. He sends the big man to the ropes and hits the opposite ropes himself - flying forearm! Bryce rolls to his feet and hits the ropes again, sliding into Taylor with a dropkick and diving on him for a cover that gets a long two count.
Bryce attacks Taylor as he gets up and stuns him with a European Uppercut. He tries for an Irish whip, but Taylor slams on the brakes and yanks him back into a belly-to-belly suplex. Both men get slowly to their feet, and Bryce surprises Taylor with a knee to the gut. He backs up a step and goes for an axe kick, but Taylor turns and catches him with the leg trapped and tosses him over his head. Bryce rolls through to his feet, but Taylor steamrolls into him with a clothesline that knocks him into the corner. Taylor unloads with chops and kicks. He drives a series of shoulders into Bryce’s midsection and sends him across the ring. Three point stance, and Taylor turns Bryce inside out with a clothesline. Taylor drags Bryce to his feet, hooking him for the Dynamite Drop, but Bryce sandbags it, dropping to his knees to block. Danny frees an arm to hammer on Bryce’s back, and Bryce takes advantage and sneaks in a low blow. Taylor staggers back, and Bryce hops to his feet directly into a standing dropkick. Bryce attacks Taylor with kicks as he gets up, trying to chop him down. Taylor fires back, and gets the advantage. He shoots the legs and rolls him over into a Boston crab, but Bryce frantically grabs for the ropes. Junior backs Taylor off, and Bryce pulls something out of his trunks. He waits for Taylor to move in, and turns and swings in one motion, using the big man as a shield from Junior. Danny catches Bryce’s wrist and slams him between the eyes with a head butt. He follows up with two more, and Bryce sags, the brass knuckles slipping from his hand. Taylor drags Bryce away from the ropes and hooks his arms - Dynamite Drop! He rolls Bryce over and hooks the leg, and Junior counts One…Two…Three.
WINNER, in 12:42, Dynamite Danny Taylor
TYTAN vs. RAVENNA BLUETytan enters the ring to a chorus of boos. He completely ignores the crowd, and gets in the ring. The lights go down and the pyro starts. “Ice Queen: by Within Temptation starts to play as Ravenna Blue enters. The crowd pops loudly for her. Hightower calls for the bell, but Tytan strikes with a huge clothesline that knocks Ravenna flat. He stands over her menacingly. Hightower calls quickly for the bell, and we're off.
Tytan continues to tower over Ravenna, who was clearly caught off guard and is trying to catch her breath. She rolls over to start to stand up, when Tytan grabs her by the hair, picks her up like a rag doll, and throws her across the ring into the ropes. She bounces off and Tytan lifts her up and over into a back body drop, which is huge since he's so tall. The sound of her hitting the mat echos through the arena. Tytan hits the ropes and goes to hit a very big elbow drop, but Ravenna rolls out of the way at the very last minute. She rolls out of the ring to get her bearings, as Tytan gets to his feet, and merely smiles down at her. Ravenna appears to be having a conversation with herself, as Hightower starts to count. At about four, whatever the conversation is, it has been resolved and Ravenna tells Hightower to get Tytan out of the way so she can get in the ring. Being champ has its privileges, and Hightower moves Tytan away so that Ravenna can climb up onto the apron and get back in the ring. Ravenna barely gets back in the ring when Tytan charges again, but Ravenna reacts more quickly, pulls the top rope down, and Tytan goes right on over. Ravenna hops to the top rope, waits a moment, and then suicide planchas right onto Tytan, knocking him them both toward the Lithuanian Announce Table. They both roll on the floor a bit to recover, but then they get to their feet and exchange hockey punches for a bit. Ravenna grabs Tytan's arm and whips him into the steel steps. She kicks him a few times for good measure, and then turns to start taking things off the Lithuanian Announce Table. She turns just in time to see Tytan has recovered again, and he spears her right onto the table. He looks like he has something else in mind, but then realizes that the referee has been counting, and knowing he can't win on a count out, he grabs Ravenna and drags her into the ring, and goes for a pin, but Ravenna gets her shoulder up at barely two.
Tytan stands and puts the boots to Ravenna, who protects her ribs pretty well, and then awaits the moment. Tytan's foot comes down again and she grabs it with both hands, pushing upward. She pushes Tytan back as she gets to her feet, twists, and drives Tytan to the canvas. It might be an ankle lock, but instead it's going to be an elbow drop onto the leg. Make that two. Make that, no, Ravenna turns it into a leg drop that she turns into a brief figure four. She doesn't really have it locked in that hard, but that might be because she's just playing with Tytan for now. He gets out of it easily, but she drags him over to the ringpost, rolls out of the ring, and whips his leg around the ring post one...two...THREE times. Tytan holds his knee, as Ravenna goes up top and nails a moonsault that targets the leg more than anything. She hooks it one, two...NO! Tytan gets a shoulder up. As he does so he hits a big right, knocking her back. Ravenna kips up, runs the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Tytan is able to grab her legs and flips her around, tossing her across the mat. Ravenna's head comes dangerously close to the ringpost, but just misses. She grabs the ropes to pull herself up, and Tytan stands back and gets ready...Ravenna gets to a stand and turns in time to see Tytan rushing at her for a spear. Ravenna sees it, but she's too slow to react and Tytan crushes her against the ring post, ironically the one that has the mask on it. He laughs and drags her out, picking her up for a power slam. He goes for another cover, one...two...NO! Ravenna kicks out. Tytan is clearly frustrated, and lifts Ravenna up over his head for an Atlas Press. Ravenna shifts her weight and falls behind him, grabbing him around the neck to hit a Neckbreaker on the way down! She immediately gets to her feet and hits a quick standing moonsault to soften him up. She hits him with stomps and heel kicks until she turns him over. Ravenna turns him over for the pin, one...two....NO! Tytan gets his shoulder up!
Not only that, but he gets an arm up and around Ravenna's throat. He forces her back as she fights to loosen his grip. Hightower demands he let go, one...two...three....He does let go but he spins Ravenna around in to a rear naked choke. Ravenna tries anything to try and get him to release. Ravenna starts to fade, but that's not enough for Tytan, who lifts her up and into a backslam. Ravenna struggles to catch her breath as Tytan stalks her for his next move. Ravenna gets up, and charges at Tytan, knocking him over a surprisingly strong clothesline. She leaps on him and peppers him with forearms and punches, appearing perfectly content to continue to rain down punches as long as possible. Tytan tries blocking and rolling to no avail, as Ravenna grabs on to his hair to try and hold him still, but that just frees up his leg. Tytan gets his knee bent (not the one Ravenna was working on earlier, the other one) and up and ...GOGOPLATA! Are those even LEGAL? Ravenna begins flailing away as Tytan cranks down hard. Hightower calls to the announce table to get a ruling, but in the meantime Ravenna is fading again. In desperation she reaches down to Tytan's face and digs both sets of finger nails right in. She misses the eyes, but just barely...its close enough that Tytan lets go, and it takes Ravenna a couple of seconds to do so, with a ripping motion. Blood is flowing in ghastly streams down Tytan's face, as Hightower separates them. He gives Ravenna a warning, since he's still unsure of the legality of the gogoplata. Tytan gets to his feet and Ravenna greets him with a kick to the gut, doubling him over, and locks in the snap double underhook DDT! Even with the size difference! It's like the sight of blood has energized her, or enraged her, one of the two. Ravenna rolls him over for the pin,
one...two...NO!!! Both wrestlers get up slowly, and turn to face each other again. That DDT seemed to have taken a bit more out of Ravenna, and Tytan is able to get the upper hand this time. He gets Ravenna up and lets fly with a Helios Bomb crucifix power bomb! Ravenna flies across the ring, and Tytan scrambles after her, making the pin, one...two...NO! Ravenna has her foot on the rope!!
Though Ravenna has gotten up, she is dead on her feet on Tytan knows it. He backs into the corner, readies himself and....RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Ravenna is nearly folded like an accordion on impact. Tytan lifts Ravenna up for a second Helios Bomb and connects. Tytan finally goes for the cover, and this time, luck is not on Ravenna's side.
WINNER in 28:15, Tytan
KAI vs. ERIC O’MACFlyin’ Hawai’ian Kai is out first, with Noelani at his side. They climb into the ring and pose, and then Kai helps her out to the floor. He runs the ropes to warm up, but stops to stare up the aisle as one half of the Brass Knuckle Kings, Eric O’Mac, accompanied by Lauren Phoenix, steps onto the stage. They stroll to the ring and climb inside. Kai moves to meet him in center ring, but Eric orders referee Angelo Barros to send him back to his corner. Eric stands in the middle of the ring and Lauren removes his robe. Eric shows off his moves with some shadow boxing, but an enraged Kai spears him mid-routine, driving him into the corner. Lauren bails to the floor, and Barros calls for the bell.
Kai hammers on Eric with chops, and then sends him across the ring. Eric leaps to the middle turnbuckle and springs off into a cross body, but Kai catches him and slams him to the mat. He sits Eric up and locks him in a chinlock. Eric struggles to his feet, and Kai switches his grip to a headlock. Eric tries to throw him off, but Kai hangs on and flips him to the mat. Eric swings his legs up into a head scissors and forces Kai to let go, and then rolls free and gets to his feet. He turns as Kai approaches, and nails him in the face with a forearm. He follows up with a second one and then stomps on his foot for good measure before shoving him into the corner. Eric drapes Kai’s arms over the top rope and wails on him with chops, turning his chest bright red. Eric hits an Irish whip and follows Kai across the ring. He slams into Kai with a knee to the gut, doubling him over, and then springs off the second rope and hooks Kai’s head, spiking him with a DDT. He rolls him over and covers, but Kai kicks out at two.
Eric hauls Kai to his feet and into a front facelock. He tries for a suplex, but Kai blocks. Eric pounds on his back with forearms and tries again. This time Kai goes with the momentum and flips over, landing behind him. Eric spins around, right into a kick to the face. Eric staggers back and Kai drives a knee into his stomach, followed by an elbow to the back of the neck. He spins behind Eric and plants him with a German suplex. He bridges, but Eric rolls with the move, breaking out of it and ending up on his feet to fall forward and drive a double axe handle into Kai’s head. He rolls Kai to his feet and slings him into the corner. Eric attacks with a series of knee strikes, and then grabs Kai’s head and falls back trying for a code breaker. Kai grabs the top rope and blocks the move, and Eric slams into the mat. It takes Kai a moment to clear his head, and when he tries to drop an elbow, Eric rolls out of the way. Kai gets to his feet and Eric attacks, but Kai ducks a shoulder and flips him over the ropes. Eric lands on the apron and punches Kai in the face as he turns around. Eric drives a shoulder into Kai’s shoulder and tries a sunset flip, but Kai straightens up and blocks it, shoving Eric to the floor. Kai follows him out. Eric throws a punch as Kai spins him around, but Kai blocks it. He slams Eric’s wrist into the apron, forcing him to drop the brass knuckles he slipped out of his trunks.
Kai shoves Eric into the ring and climbs in after him. Lauren hops onto the apron, and Barros argues with her, while Noelani circles the ring to pull her down. The distraction gives Eric enough time to slip on his other pair of knucks. Kai sees Eric out of the corner of his eye and turns, but that just serves to give Eric a clearer shot. Kai goes down, and by the time Barros turns around Eric has ditched the knucks and is making the cover. Barros counts One…Two…Three!
WINNER, in 13:22, Eric O’Mac.
After the match: Noelani leaves off fighting with Lauren and enters the ring to check on Kai. Eric, meanwhile, slides out of the ring and helps Lauren to her feet. She raises his arm and they back up the aisle, drinking in the boos.
OUTBACK JACK vs. ALEXIS DARLINGOutback Jack is out first to a reasonable pop from the fans as he cheerfully strolls down to the ring, slapping a few hands here and there, letting off a loud burp as he hops up to the apron. Alexis Darling is out next to a decent reaction, but she’s much more businesslike as she focuses herself toward the ring, leaping upward and then leaping over the ropes as she encircles.
The bell rings and the two lock up. Alexis drops down to her back and throws OBJ over her shoulders with a monkey flip. She remains in the crouched position upside down, using the angle to kick Jack in the teeth as he rises. The Aussie Assault stumbles back into the corner, as the Devious Darling flips backward with a cartwheel elbow into the just-jarred jaw! Alexis swoops out of the corner in a manner befitting an animal that enjoys swooping out of corners, and attempts a jumping clothesline—but no! Outback Jack has DODGED the clothesline, and Alexis Darling goes chest-first into the turnbuckles! Folks, this is amazing! Let’s see that on replay!
<Replay is shown of Outback Jack moving a little bit and Alexis barreling into the corner.>
Outback Jack grabs Alexis by the hair, and pulls her body straight down, causing her head to bound off the bottom turnbuckle. Alexis grabs her head, still trapped in the tree of woe. Outback Jack gives himself a little space, pounds the chest, then runs in for a baseball slide—but Alexis has pulled herself up by the second rope, and Outback Jack goes flying crotch-first straight into the turnbuckle post! The Scrotum of the Salty Submission Specialist suffered a squish!
British Boy in Front Row: Why Papa, a man just got hit between the legs! This is more amusing than spending three hours queueing!
Alexis Darling pulls herself out of the turnbuckle trap and drops her legs straight down for a stomp on the chest of OBJ, who rolls out of the ring. Alexis Darling climbs up to the top rope, looking for a flying crossbody to Outback Jack—but Jack launches her into the crowd as she comes down…and she’s caught and thrown up into the air! By Capt. Lou Albano, Alexis Darling is involuntarily crowd-surfing! Outback Jack dives in to try to get at her, but he is passed through the crowd as well! OOWF security breaks it up, but not before Outback Jack grabs a fan’s watermelon and throws it in the face of Norman Mineta, former Bush Administration Secretary of the Treasury!
Norman Mineta: Why…why always me?
Alexis Darling whips Outback Jack over the guardrail and gives chase. OBJ wisely slips back into the ring, blocking Alexis’ entrance. Alexis uses her quicker speed to circle the ring swiftly and slide in through the bottom, clipping OBJ across the knee with a chopblock. OBJ falls to one knee, and Alexis tries to wrap around for a double-arm DDT, but OBJ throws her over his shoulder with a back body drop. As Alexis is rising, OBJ swings a backfist and drops Alexis down. OBJ reaches down for a quick pin attempt…but Alexis Darling locks him up into a small package! Shades of every cruiserweight to ever wrestle ever! The referee gets a two-count before the Destroya from Down Under kicks out.
Alexis puts a front facelock on the disoriented OBJ, attempting to lock into a guillotine choke. Our fearless Alcoholic Australian is no Derrick Bateman, however, and raises the antagonistic Alexis above, rotating around and around for an Airplane Spin, finally culminating in a modified-GTS drop onto the knee of OBJ! Alexis bounds up stunned, looking about to fall over. Outback Jack bounds off the ropes…BOOMERANG! Old School from Outback Jack! Alexis Darling never saw it coming, which is definitionally true with a clothesline to the back of the head! Outback Jack goes for the cover…1-2-3!
WINNER in 9:42…Outback Jack!
OBJ’s arm is raised by the referee as Alexis rolls out of the ring. Jack looks over to ensure that Alexis is not still dazed, but she just looks more frustrated than anything else.
ZANE MYERS vs. DAVIN MORELANDWell, this is one of the more interesting opening-round matchups – with 2/3 of the iconic Run DLP, and your current Campeonas de Trios Champions facing off. Few wrestlers on the roster know each other as well as these two do. Pre-match, word has it that these two came to an agreement on something. Let's hope it's not another fucking fingerpoke. Those suck. Well, maybe this is it. The Zaniacs go absolutely batshit as “What the Cat Dragged In” fires up over the sound system. Zane Myers, eschewing his normal Cowboy stuff and instead goes with his old-school “before we knew who Zane was” White t-shirt and tights outfit. On this night of nostalgia, Myers has certainly come to play. He can't wipe the smile off his face as he panders to each and every fan he possibly can. Even Fall River's Own Angelo Barros can't help but smile as Zane makes his way into the ring, and does lots of posing to his adoring fans. Suddenly the lights go out, and the boos start, people already ready for who's next. That is, until the opening strains of “Pull Me Under” fire up, and Davin Moreland's first ever jumbotron shows up on the screen. The heavy section kicks in, and the spotlight hits Davin at the top of the ramp. He's rocking the old-school jeans, the first Davin Moreland t-shirt...and a Clangy Pole! The crowd can't help themselves and cheer the fuck out of this. Even Davin can't help but crack a smile as he chucks Clangy Pole into the crowd and gives everyone high-fives on the way down. Zane is in the ring laughing his ass off before Davin does his Double Jump of Impressive Athleticism into the ring and dashes across to a turnbuckle and does some years-ago posing, actually asking the crowd for more applause. Who knew? Davin hops down and gives Zane a big handshake. They both shake hands with Barros, who can only shake his head and call for the bell....WE'RE UNDERWAY!
The crowd, playing along, busts out a “Let's Go Davin” “Let's Go Zane” chant while the 2 men circle with big smiles on their faces. Finally, they lock up to a stalemate before Zane gets the headlock. Davin tries to counter with a Side Suplex, but Zane blocks it and goes immediately into a bulldog. Davin hops to his feet and gives Zane a round of applause. So does the crowd, but theirs is louder. They lock up again, and this time Davin is able to slide out of the lockup a little and hit an STO. Cover only gets one, and now it's Zane to his feet with the applause. One more lockup, and Davin tries the same move, but Zane is wise to this game and ends up sweeping Davin's legs and has a side headlock on the mat. Davin stretches WAY back and puts a headscissors on Zane. Davin gets the best of this, and Zane ends up losing the headlock. Davin's busting out some real mat skills here, as he drops the headscissors, but almost simultaneously locks in a Camel Clutch.
Believe it or not, this used to be a finisher, all you young kids out there. And Zane is feeling every bit of it, but is able to work himself to the ropes. Davin breaks before Barros even starts counting, and heads across the ring. Even Zane didn't expect that, and gets up sort of surprised. Unfortunately, he was a bit too surprised as Davin just BLOWS HIM UP with a SpearSpearSpear, and Zane goes out to the floor as he went right through the damn ropes. Zane struggles to shake out the cobwebs, and Davin hits the far ropes. Big Man Flyin'! No-Hands Plancha over the top is right on target, but this time Zane IS ready in time, and just PLANTS Davin with a DDT on the floor while he's in mid-air. Holy fucking shit! The crowd agrees. Zane pulls Davin up to his wobbly feet, and WHIPS him to the STEEL STEPS, but Davin busts out the IMPRESSIVE LEAP OVER THE STAIRS! He turns around with a smirk in time to see Zane selling-out on a Spear of his own! Davin is able to catch Zane in flight! SPINNING SPINEBUSTER on the floor! The crowd holy shits themselves all over again! So it's gonna be one of THOSE matches, eh?
Davin looks like he's going to go for something else, but Barros starts yelling louder from the ring, and he's already at 7. Davin bundles Zane into the ring, who starts to get to his feet. Davin jumps and goes for a Springboard Senton, but Zane catches him for a HUGE POWERSLAM which pops the crowd. Cover gets a solid 2. Zane pulls Davin up and WHIPS him into the corner. He catches Davin off the rebound for a BEAUTIFUL Release Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Davin gets to his feet slowly, holding his back. He turns around and eats a SWEET DROPKICK from Zane. He pulls Davin up and KILLS him with a Gutwrench Powerbomb! Cover gets a longer 2, and Davin is in rough shape. Zane re-focuses, and hoists Davin onto his shoulders. He's got him hooked in for the Torture Rack! The crowd gets to its feet as this would be a really, really nice win for him. Zane's got it on as best he can, but Davin is awfully big, and I don't think this is going to be enough. Turns out it's not, as Davin slips off, and seamlessly hits a LUNGBLOWER, following that up immediately by a LETHAL COMBINATION! Now Davin covers, and Zane is able to kick out at 2. Both men are down!
Barros starts a count, and he gets to 4. Davin is holding his back – Zane's really done a number on it. Zane's holding the back of his head, Davin's done a number on that. Zane's up first, and walks over to Davin, but gets his legs swept by Davin's arm, and Davin hooks in the ANKLE LOCK! Zane's yelling in pain, but is able to flip over and kick Davin off into the turnbuckle. MONKEY FLIP from Zane, and the crowd gets to their feet. Zane's quickly over, locks in a Gutwrench and hits a Suplex! That has to be it! Cover...1...2...thr...NO! Davin kicked out again, and Zane's face just has a huge smile on it. He pulls Davin up again, looking to put him away. Davin however, get's Zane's hands off him and WHIPS him into the corner. BIG SPLASH from Davin! Sidewalk Slam off the rebound! Davin to the top! 450 SPLASH OFF THE TOP...EATS CANVAS! The crowd is absolutely batshit right now. Zane slowly gets to his feet and limps over to Davin who just wiped out. He hooks Davin in. He's going for a Powerbomb! He gets Davin up, and Davin slips out of it in mid-air! REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Davin covers, and this ***** classic is over!
WINNER in 19:53 by PINFALL...Davin Moreland!
Post-match, Davin helps Zane to his feet, and they share a man-hug. Zane lifts Davin's arm in the air, and they walk around a little bit. Suddenly, Davin breaks his arm free, and the crowd buzzes, sensing tension. Davin snaps them out of it by doing the Scott Hall/nWo point thing, getting the crowd involved in giving Zane a big ovation for bringing the awesome.
STAN FULTON vs. PHIL“Touched” by Vast plays and the crowd goes nuts! Phil, the 11th Level Prehistoric Zombie Pirate Ninja Robot Wizard from Outer Space, makes his way to the ring. The huge…..man? (almost 500lbs) steps between the ropes and waits for his opponent. “Crusher” by the Ramones plays, and the crowd again goes nuts as Stan Fulton makes his way to the ring. This may be, literally, the biggest match in OOWF history. Fulton steps between the ropes and the two big men meet in the middle of the ring. The referee calls for the bell and we are ready to go!
They lock up and Phil backs Stan into the corner and lands a couple of chops before sending Stan to the ropes and catching him but the throat on the rebound. Phil calls for a choke slam, but Stan knocks his arm away and spins around and KILLS Phil with a spinning lariat. Phil staggers across the ring and drops to one knee. Stan charges in and sends him to the mat with a boot to the head. With Phil down, Stan bounds off the ropes and drops a leg across his chest and covers, but Phil kicks out at two. Stan pulls him to his feet and shoves him into the corner and charges in catching Phil with an elbow to the side of the head. Phil staggers across the ring doubled over, Stan bounces off the ropes and plants Phil on the mat with a swinging neck breaker. Stan covers again, but Phil kicks out .
Stan pulls Phil to his feet and tries to scoop him up for a slam, but Phil rakes Stan’s eyes, then bounces off the ropes and catches Stan with a shoulder block that sends Stan into the corner, to the mat. Phil backs up to the opposite corner and calls for the Astro Space Face! He charges across the ring and SLAMS into Phil, driving his ample backside into Stan’s face. Stan slumps to the mat, but Phil is not done, he grabs Stan and hits a YARPLEX! HOLY SHIT! Phil covers, but Stan kicks out at two.
Stan is trying to shake the cobwebs free when Phil pulls him up and calls for the UNDEAD ASTRO PLUNDER BUSTER! No way, there is NO WAY he can pull this move off. He has Stan set up, but Stan blocks it, and shows his impressive strength by lifting Phil and hitting a AA SPINEBUSTER! The crowd pops big for this. Stan drags Phil to the corner, climbs to the second rope and hits THE CRUSHER! Stan covers, but Phil kicks out at two, its going to take more than that to keep Phil down. Stan gets to his feet and waits for Phil to get to his. As Phil stands up, Stan charges across the ring and lands a dropkick to Phil’s ample midsection sending him staggering into the corner. Stan shows some surprising quickness, getting to his feet and charging into the corner before Phil can recover and KILLING him with an AVALANCHE! Stan is not done, he whips Phil to another corner and hits ANOTHER AVALANCHE! Then a third, and finally a fourth! Phil staggers out of the corner and stands there wobbling a bit, Stan walks up to him and flicks his nose, and Phil falls backward to the mat like a massive oak tree. Stan gets a running start and bounds off the ropes and leaps, and lands the DROPLINE! Stan hooks Phil’s leg and the referee hits the mat, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 10:41 – Stan Fulton
<we cut to the back where we see a dejected Concrete TG leaving the Gare Tigre arena. A black limo pulls up and stops in the parking lot. Crete stops and looks, a door opens, and from the inside, we hear a very familiar voice>
Hello Crete……its been a long time. It’s time for you to come home. They don’t want you here anymore. Come home where you belong.<Crete looks over his shoulder at the arena, then seems to comtemplate for a moment, then walks over to the limo and climbs in slamming the door. The limo speeds off into the night>
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. NILES ANDERSON“I Stand Alone” plays and Alexander Darling makes his way to the ring. The fans give him a standing ovation, and Alex acknowledges them with a wave of his hand. Alex waits in the corner focusing on his opponent for the evening, Niles Anderson. The last time we saw Niles Anderson in the ring, the Darlings broke his ankle. “Angel” by Massive Attack plays, and “the Specimen” Niles Anderson comes out to the stage. He stands there for a moment while the crowd boos him loudly, then his music comes to a screeching halt and we hear…..
ESTABLISH POWER, ESTABLISH AUTHORITY, ESTABLISHMENT!
…..and Ecosystem walks out, followed by Grunt, LI, Endo, Morte, Moosehead Jack and the return of LJ Bennett! They flank Niles and all head to the ring. Alex looks around nervously, but he has no back up at the moment. The rest of the Establishment takes up position around the ring while Niles Anderson steps between the ropes. Alex decides the best course of attack is to attack first, so he charges across the ring and catches Niles with a punch to the jaw, then kicks his ankle sending Niles to one knee. Darling grabs his head and slams his knee into Niles head sending him to the mat. Alex looks around the ring, focusing his gaze on Ecosystem, who just stares back at him. This gives Niles the opportunity to catch Darling in the gut with a punch doubling him over. Niles gets to his feet, and bounds off the ropes and sends Alex to the mat with a running knee lift. Niles grabs Darling and pulls him to his feet and lifts him in a suplex, then drops him on the top rope stomach first. Darling lands on the apron, in pain, and Niles charges across the ring and nails him with a running knee lift to the jaw sending Alex to the floor.
Niles immediately starts arguing with the referee while Grunt, LI, Morte and Endo race around the ring and put the boots to him. Moose, Eco and LJ Bennett stand watching, pleased with the events. Grunt brings a clubbing blow down on the back of Darling’s head, sending him to the mat. They haul Darling up and roll him into the ring, Niles immediately breaks away from the referee and charges across the ring and covers him, but Darling manages to roll his shoulder at two.
Niles pulls Alex to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a clubbing clothesline to the head. Darling falls to the mat and shakes his head trying to clear his mind. Niles makes things worse by charging in and catching him with a boot to the side of the head. Anderson pulls Darling to his feet in the corner and lights him up with a series of chops. After a few, Darling begins to fight back, backing Niles out of the corner, but Endo reaches in and grabs Darling’s foot keeping him from keeping the attack going. When Darling turns to kick at Endo, Niles charges in with another forearm to the side of the head that sends Darling to the mat.
Niles pulls Alex to his feet and sets him on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex. Niles hooks him, but Alex blocks it, and catches Niles with a headbutt to the head sending him falling back to the middle of the ring. Alex climbs to the top rope, Morte climbs onto the apron, but Alex catches him with a kick to the face sending him off the apron to the floor. Alex steadies himself and catches Niles with a missile dropkick to the jaw as he gets to his feet. Alex hits the mat hard and grabs his head and looks a little glassy eyed for a moment. He shakes it off and gets to his feet and pulls Niles up, puts him on his shoulders and sets him up for a DARLING DRIVER! Eco hops onto the apron and distracts the referee, LI slides into the ring and POPS Darling with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Darling hits the mat, Niles gets up and grabs Darling and PLANTS him on the mat with a STEED-D-T! LI disappears and Eco hops off the apron. Niles rolls Alex over and hooks his leg, and a handful of tights, and gets the one, two, THREE! WHAT AN UPSET!
WINNER in 15:41 – Niles Anderson
Grunt climbs into the ring again and waits for Darling to struggle to his feet, we see why the clubbing shot affected Darling so much now, Grunt has an iron gauntlet on his hand. He rears back and NAILS Alex right on the jaw. Darling crumples to the mat, out cold. The Establishment heads up the ramp, but Eco slides back into the ring and drops to his knees next to Darling and looks at him, then laughs and heads up the ramp with the rest as the crowd boos loudly.
<we cut backstage where the members of The Establishment are shaking hands and congratulating Niles. Eco thanks them all, and the men head to the catering table. Moose calls out to Eco after the others have gone, and when he turns around, Moose BLASTS him upside the head with a baseball bat, sending him to the floor, barely conscious. Moose grabs Eco and pulls him to his feet and slams him against the wall, then pulls out the piece of barbed wire he uses and repeatedly rakes it across Eco’s face drawing massive amounts of blood. Moose gets close to Eco’s face and spits his words like venom>
MHJ: THAT was for helping HER making me a human fucking piñata. Give me ONE FUCKING REASON why I shouldn’t slaughter you and send you to meet your fucking god?
Eco: <almost laughing, but also snarling> Because……I……can……help you
MHJ: I don’t fucking NEED your help
Eco: Oh, but you will. There’s a change coming Moose, you know it, I know it. It’s coming, and when it does, YOU are going to need my help.
<Moose glares at Eco, then shoves him to the floor and walks away>
LD WILLIAMS vs. CAPELLAN“Jekyll and Hyde” fires up and the crowd goes batshit for all-time favorite LD Williams. He makes his way to the ring without a whole bunch of fanfare as you'd expect, and nods to Fall River's Own Angelo Barros on the way into the ring. The familiar sound of “I Want It All” replaces that song over the PA, and it, yes, BAH GAWD CAPELLAN at the top of the ramp. He doesn't just get polite applause either, the crowd is having difficulty controlling itself. And any control is had disappears as Capellan stops on the ramp and signals to the back...and Tommy Wilder and JW Westgaard join him on the ramp. A “w-C-w” chant fires up, and even LD Williams gives some polite applause from the ring. wCw, who just might be the most over face stable, probably ever, takes the ring and does some posing, and the crowd just won't let up. They pop more when LD Williams shakes hands with each one of them, and it's one big friggin' love-fest out here. Barros says his teeth hurt due to all the sweetness around him, and dammit, this is the OOWF. So he calls for the bell...and WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Wilder and Westgaard leave the ring, leaving Capellan and Williams to it. They circle slowly before locking up, and LD gets a quick advantage, shoving Capellan all the way to the corner. Barros calls for the clean break and gets it. Williams invites another lock up, and Capellan obliges, briefly, before switching it into an STO taking Williams down. THAT gets a big pop, as Capellan blasts away with some punches and elbow strikes, to the point where Barros has to call for a break. Capellan is NOT happy, and kills Williams with a sweet high-angle dropkick as he tries to stand up. Capellan heads out to the apron...and the Sun-Tzu Flip connects from the outside! Capellan's gonna pull off the upset! 1...2...no. Williams just is barely able to escape.
No crying over spilled milk for Capellan, and he starts laying more kicks into Williams. He stops that only to pull LD up and hit some Muay Thai knees, forcing LD into the corner. Toss in a couple chops, and Capellan looks like he's in complete control! He signals to the crowd and he tries for the Spinning Dragon Kick! But he whiffs, as Williams knew it was coming (what a pro!) and ducks out of the corner, now chopping the crashed and burned Capellan back into the corner. He's almost out on his feet as Williams delivers an Impaler DDT which hushes the crowd a bit. He looks out at Wilder and Westgaard in some sort of silent warning before reaching back to Capellan, pulling him up and lockign him in. It's time, and we all know it's time. CANADIAN DESTROYER! You just don't come back from that.
WINNER in 7:57 by PINFALL...LD Williams! LD Williams Advances to the next round!
Post-match, LD waits to help up Capellan. They shake hands and LD and wCw raise arms with each other in a nice moment.
CHAD MADISON vs. DH MAGNUSSOND.H. Magnusson makes his way to the ring first, coming to the crowd to a tremendous ovation. The cheers maintain volume as Chad Madison makes his way to the ring as well. The two men meet in center ring and exchange a handshake as referee Angelo Barros gives them their instructions. They start to circle, and Barros calls for the bell.
They lock up and Chad snaps off an arm drag. He tries for a second one, but DH blocks and drops him to the mat with a left hand. DH tries to drop an elbow, but Chad rolls away and sweeps the legs, sending DH to the mat. Chad hits the ropes and dropkicks DH in the face as he sits up. He drops a pair of elbows, and then springs off the second rope and drives a leg into DH’s throat. He rolls over into a cover, but DH powers out at two.
Chad is up first and throws a kick at DH’s head. DH catches it and gets to his feet, holding Chad off-balance. He yanks him forward and hits a leg trap suplex. Chad rolls through to his feet and ducks out of the way of a clothesline, causing DH to slam into the turnbuckles. Chad springs off the second rope as DH stumbles back, and tries to hit him with a flying clothesline, but DH snags him out of the air and turns it into a black hole slam. He covers, but Chad rolls a shoulder just in time. DH drags Chad to his feet and shoves him into the corner. A couple of elbows to the head have Chad stunned, and DH pulls him out of the corner and winds his arm. Chad ducks the Jersey Hammer and slips behind DH, winding his arm behind him. He grabs him around the waist and plants him with a German suplex, bridging on impact. Barros counts, and this time DH rolls a shoulder just before three.
Both men get slowly to their feet. Chad tries to dart in, but DH catches him and biels him into the corner. Chad darts out of the way as DH follows him in, but DH stops himself before he hits the turnbuckles. Chad tries to roll him up from behind, but DH hangs onto the ropes and drops a knee into his head. He hauls Chad to his feet and sends him across the ring, and this time the clothesline connects. Chad stumbles out of the corner, and DH snaps him over with a power slam. He drags Chad to his feet and sets him up for the Dream Street, but before he hits it Chad hooks his head and throws his weight forward, rolling DH up and getting a two count.
Both men are on their feet and DH throws a huge left hand. Chad slips the punch and stuns DH with a European uppercut. He hits a dropkick that knocks DH off-balance, a second one that knocks him off his feet, and a third before he hits the mat. Chad rolls to his feet and springs off the middle rope with a lionsault. DH rolls out of the way. Chad lands on his feet and waits for DH to get up. He throws a super kick , but DH catches it and flips him to the mat, twisting him into an ankle lock. He releases it almost immediately and grabs a headlock. He drags Chad to his feet - Dreamstreet! DH locks in the Dragon Sleeper and, while Chad struggles, he’s in the middle of the ring and has nowhere to go. Eventually, he concedes the inevitable and taps.
WINNER, in 14:46, D.H. Magnusson.
After the match: Chad gets slowly to his knees, and DH helps him up. A handshake is followed by an embrace, and Chad raises DH’s hand.
CHRIS EVANS vs. FIRECHILDIn keeping with the “throwback” tradition of the evening, Chris Evans comes out to his first “Lionheart” tron and outfit. The crowd doesn't care, they just boo him anyway. Evans doesn't seem to care, waving and pandering from the ring just as much has he ever did. The crowd knows Firechild is next, so when the arena goes red, they're not that surprised. However, they ARE surprised when they hear “I Disappear”, and yes, Firechild, but also Ax-Man and Hall of Famer and Grand Slam Champion “The Main Event” Chris Cole appear at the top of the ramp. HOLY SHIT IT'S 3 PIECE SET! They slowly make their way down, and Evans starts looking nervously to the back. Fear not, your prayers are answered, Chris. Besides, you really thought Davin was going to pass this chance up? “Extreme Ways” hits, and dressed in what can best be describes as a “Heel Manager Suit” is, indeed, Davin. He doesn't look upset or anything, but wouldn't you know it, he gets right in Chris Cole's face. A truly shocking turn of events here. There's some sharp finger-pointing going both ways, and the crowd can't help but love this. Finally one of them said something which makes sense, along the lines of “you stay over there, and I'll stay over here”. Done and done. Firechild rolls into the ring, gets his face pop, and gets IMMEDIATELY jumped before the bell. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell, and WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Nice shot of Davin smiling and clapping as Evans jumps Firechild from behind. It's mostly a punch and kick affair to this point, but Evans is looking to make a statement (like it always seems), so he hits a nice Back Suplex on Firechild. Firechild hops back up, and right into a Northern Lights Suplex. Oh, he totally hit the bridge, and that's good for a 2 count. Evans launches right back on Firechild, landing some mount punches and not giving him a chance to do much of anything. Evans pulls Firechild up for a Dragon Suplex and just kills him with it. That gets two, and a long one. The crowd's getting restless as it doesn't look like Firechild's going to get in any offense at all. CHI-friggin-MERA PLEX from Evans and that would probably do it, if Ax and Cole hadn't pulled Firechild out of the ring. That's all they're able to do, however, as Davin dawdles over to even the score. Evans bundles Firechild back in. Springboard Enziguri from Evans connects, and the crowd is starting to boo this a little bit. Nice of Firechild to show up. Evans busts out the gayly-named “Icarus Wings” and looks to put Firechild away...
But Firechild's pretty familiar with that move. Perhaps you've heard of Wings of the Phoenix? Because that's what Evans just got reversed into. Firechild lands WotP almost out of desperation and rolls away to catch his breath, no cover attempt here. He collects himself a little and jumps on the still-recovering Evans. Bulldog connects, and Firechild puts that together with an Inverted DDT before signaling to the crowd that he's going up top! SHOOTING STAR PRESS...and it connects with Evans' knees! Firechild likely broke a rib for his trouble, and now finds himself in perfect position to be on the receiving end of a Shining Wizard. He pulls up Firechild, and busts out the Canadian Crash! That should do it...1...2....Cole put Firechild's feet on the ropes! Evans starts yelling and Davin yells in to calm him down. It's not like Firechild's in a position to go anywhere. Evans takes his time and stands over Firechild...who ROLLS HIM UP! SMALL PACKAGE 1....2.....thre..NO! Evans just does kick out and he is PISSED. Firechild tries to line him up for the DevilDriver, but Evans is able to slip out of the way. He grabs Firechild's shoulders...and it's the JERICHO SPECIAL! It's only a matter of time before Firechild succumbs to the awesome of the Google Plates.
WINNER in 9:32 by SUBMISSION...Chris Evans! Chris Evans advances to the next round!
Post match, Davin slides in the ring and gets between Cole and Ax-Man and Evans. Of course, after a minute, they all start shaking hands and breaking Kayfabe's will to live. But the crowd doesn't care. All they know is that THAT was a statement win by Evans.
STANK vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINEJohnny Adrenaline is out first. The crowd boos him loudly, you just can’t escape the Chickenshit Heels days. He paces around the ring for a few minutes waiting on his longtime rival Stank to make his way into the ring. Stank is finally announced and makes his way to the ring, the referee is about to call for the bell when Adrenaline rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic, he climbs back into the ring and speaks:
You know, this is bullshit! I was asked to participate in this tournament, and I agreed. I left a hot hand in Vegas to do the OOWF a favor and come here to Bumfuck Assbackward Middle of Nowhere South America. <crowd boos loudly> When I get here, I find out……..I find out I am a TWENTY NINE SEED? TWENTY FUCKING NINE??? I am a goddamn HALL OF FAMER! I AM A LEGEND! I should have been the NUMBER ONE SEED! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I AM GOING TO…….Before Johnny can finish, Stank asks for the mic. Adrenaline stops in mid rant, looks around, then hands Stank the mic. Stank looks at him for a moment, then holds a fist up and counts off, one……two……three, then holds the mic out for the crowd, and they roar in unison….
SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHNNY!!!Stank grins, and tosses the mic aside, then hammers Adrenaline with rights and lefts, sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back body drop. Adrenaline hits the mat and pops right back to his feet, and nearly gets his head taken off with a clothesline. Stank goes after Johnny, and he begs off, trying to call for a time out. Stank hammers him on top of the head, but Johnny stops him with a good old fashioned low blow that drops Stank to his knees.
Johnny gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes and kicks Stank in the chest, sending him to the mat. Adrenaline grabs Stank’s injured leg and drops several elbows across it before getting to his feet, yelling WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And slapping on the figure four leg lock! Stank snarls in pain and tries to make the ropes. Adrenaline yells for Stank to quit, then makes the mistake of calling him “boy”. Stank just looks at him like he has just completely lost his mind and makes it to the bottom rope, forcing the break. Adrenaline releases the hold just before the referee disqualifies him and gets to his feet.
As Stank pulls himself up using the ropes, Adrenaline charges in and catches him with punches to the jaw. Stank gets upright and blocks a punch from Adrenaline and SLAMS him in the face with a headbutt. Adrenaline falls to his knees grabbing his face, Stank bounds off the ropes and LEVELS Johnny with a falling clothesline, bending him backward. Stank gets to his feet and hits the ropes again and drops an elbow across Johnny’s chest and covers, but Adrenaline kicks out at two.
Stank pulls him to his feet and grabs him by the throat, but Adrenaline frees himself with a scientific thumb to the eye. Johnny heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, but Stank recovers in time and heads to the corner and knocks Adrenaline’s feet from beneath him, crotching him on the top rope. Stank grabs Johnny and sets him up then hits the CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! Stank pounces on a helpless Adrenaline and traps him in the SOUTHERN COMFORT! The whole time, Stank is yelling GO TO SLEEP JOHNNY! GO TO SLEEP! Finally after a few seconds of agony, Adrenaline goes limp, losing consciousness. The referee calls for the bell, this one is over!
WINNER in 12:11 – Stank
MATT FOLZ vs. MOOSEHEAD JACKThe first note of 'Ministry' hasn't even finished playing before the crowd starts loudly booing and Moose comes out smirking. Moose taunts the crowd as the booing just gets louder and louder. Next 'Baker Street' starts playing as OOWF Intercontinental champ and defending Invitational champ Matt Folz comes out still favoring his injured left shoulder. Folz turns to start high fiving some fans, and this proves to be an unwise decision as Moose shows surprising speed and attacks Folz from behind before he even gets in the ring. Since Folz hasn't gotten in the ring yet, Fall River's Own Angelo Barros hasn't called for the bell, so Moose grabs Folz and slams his injured arm hard into the ringpost 3 times before rolling him into the ring. Barros calls for the bell and we're officially underway.
Folz staggers up to his feet, only to be hit with two huge right hands directly to the injured shoulder. Shoulderbreaker gets a close two count for Moose. Moose shows off surprising technical skill by trapping Folz in a Fujiwara armbar. Folz's face is a mask of pain as Moose locks the hold in even tighter. Folz struggles, coming close to tapping before barely being able to reach out and struggle to the ropes. Moose continues to apply the hold til the count of 4, letting go barely in time to avoid a disqualification. Both men back to their feet, Moose misses a clothesline, and Folz takes over on offense now.
Realizing he can't use his usual suplex based offense due to his injured arm, Folz takes over with a surprising Lucha based offenseFor the next few minutes. Dropkicks, Hurricanranas, Flying head scissors, etc. Picture perfect Moonsault gets a close 2 count. Folz back to his feet, trying for a spinning heel kick, Moose ducks and Barros gets bumped. With no referee, Moose immeadiately hits Folz with a low blow and slides outside, seemingly looking for something underneath the ring. He pulls out......oh no.....Happy Deth Bat. Moose slides back inside with a sadistic smile on his face and winds up, Folz is able to partially duck it, but takes a shot directly to the injured shoulder. Moose laughs as Folz writhes in pain, and adds a shot to Folz's bare back. Moose sees Barros starting to stir, so he slides the bat out of the ring and covers Folz, this has to be it. 1.......2...........NO! Folz is somehow barely able to kick out at 2 and 99/100ths. Moose scoops Folz up for a slam, Folz reverses to a small package.......1.......2...........3. Moose looks incredulous as Folz rolls out of the ring, bleeding from both his shoulder and his back.
WINNER by Pinfall in 10:45: Matt Folz
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