OWWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From New Amsterdam, Guyana
<before Mayhem starts, while we are still on a black screen, we see something appear……
504 Hours………..what could that mean?>
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. PSYKLE“Animal I Have Become” hits the OOTron, with Psykle emerging from behind the curtain to a delayed pop from the Guyanese fans who don’t yet recognize the music. As Psykle begins to pace his way down to the ring, his music suddenly shifts to “Scarecrow” by Ministry, as Moosehead Jack runs down and nearly decapitates him with a running clothesline! Psykle rolls down the ramp toward the ring, and Moosehead Jack lifts him up and throws him in the ring as the referee calls for the bell to begin the match.
Moosehead Jack pulls himself up to the apron and steps between the ropes as a pissed-of Psykle greets him with a few over head forearms, dropping the Quixotic Quinn to one knee. Psykle locks Jack in a front facelock and attempts to go for a DDT, but Moosehead Jack grabs the middle rope, effectively denying Psykle the necessary leverage. Psykle knees Moose in the gut, but Moose jars his body forward with a thrust to knock him off. Moose quickly jumps forward and stomps Psykle in the chest as he tries to rise, dropping down for a one-count before Psykle throws him off. Moosehead seems annoyed, and charges back at Psykle, but the newcomer catches him with a low armdrag, which Moose catches haphazardly, causing Jack to land hard on his left shoulder.
JR: Psykle just did a number on Jack’s shoulder!
Nash: I’ll say. Kid’s green as fuck…er…sure did, JR!
Psykle attempts to capitalize by locking Jack in a standing armbar. Moose reaches for the ropes, but Psykle yanks him away with a spin into a cross armbreaker. Ricardo Rodriguez hops the security wall and yells “GOOOOOOOALLLLL” before security takes him away. Moosehead struggles for a bit, then kicks forward and wraps his left leg around the bottom rope, causing Psykle to break the hold at three. Psykle gives Moose a hard boot to the arm for his efforts, but Jack, uncharacteristically, rolls out of the ring. Impatient, Psykle climbs between the ropes and jumps down with a double axe-handle attempt—but Moose intercepts! HEART PUNCH! Psykle goes down…but he rolls himself up into a crawling position?
Razz: I don’t believe it! Psykle is getting up from the Heart Punch!
Nash: NO ONE TAUGHT THAT KID TO SELL YET?
JR: Er…maybe Moosehead Jack didn’t catch all of that.
Moosehead Jack throws an Orton tantrum: “Stupid! Stupid!” and pulls Psykle up into a full nelson, but Psykle runs him backwards into the guardrail. Psykle throws a couple elbows to the face of Moose, but Moose launches him backwards into the fans with a modified German. Moose climbs over the barricade and takes a wild swing at Psykle’s face, knocking him back. Another, Psykle ducks and hooks hi under for a back slam. The referee shakes his head and ponders why he ever bothers to come out for Moosehead Jack matches as he calls for the bell.
Winner in 6:42…No Contest.
Wisconsin Public Sector Union Workers, having found temporary jobs in the Guyana Security Forces, manage to separate the two wrestlers after a struggle. Psykle fights back through the security to Moose and extends his hand, like he had promised he would. Moose looks at him wild eyed and smirks and shakes his head, then bails out of the ring and heads to the back. On the way back, he sees LD Williams standing there, evidently he had been watching the match. Moose and LD look for a moment, then bump knuckles. Moose disappears to the back, LD looks back to the ring with a strange look on his face.
DARIUS PRENTISS vs. DH MAGNUSSONNights of Cydonia fires up as Darius Prentiss and Charlotte Everstark make their way to the ring. They get a decent reaction from the crowd who has been impressed with the newcomer. Calm Before the Storm hits and the crowd erupts for DH Magnusson. An audible "midnight son" chant flows from the fan. DH and Darius meet in the center of the ring and stare each other down as the ref goes over final instructions. The bell rings and both me circle ready to get this one underway. DH comes in first with the southpaw, but Prentiss is able to avoid it. DH tries again, and Darius catches his arm, attempting a standing armbar. DH counters with a Thundercrack headbutt that rocks Prentiss. Darius stumbles back, a trickle of blood beginning to form on the bridge of his nose.
Prentiss yells at the ref about illegal moves, but the ref calmly informs him that he ain't in the mma any more. Darius turns his attention back to DH just in time to catch a running Shoulder block that sends him to the mat. DH follows it up with some stiff kicks, and then a snap suplex. DH covers, but Prentiss kicks out at one. DH charges in again, but Prentiss is ready, and takes him down with a drop toe hold. Darius floats over attempting to lock in a fujiwara armbar. DH rolls through it, and both men attempt to jockey for the advantage. Darius looks to be gaining the upper hand, when DH throws a stiff knee into Darius's face that rocks him. Prentiss is busted wide open now, and for a moment is in shock, before becoming fired up.
With both men back on their feet, the slugfest begins. DH throws some stiff haymakers, and Prentiss responds with a flurry of jabs and knees. The ref looks to break it up, but thinks better of it and lets the two men slug it out. One of Prentiss's hooks catches DH opening him up. DH responds with a Jersey Hammer that sends Prentiss to the mat. DH goes to follow up, but Darius catches his arm and neck, and locks in a triangle choke. DH struggles against it and is losing air fast. In a surprising show of strength, DH is able to pull himself over and get the rope forcing the break. As DH uses the ropes to pull himself up, Prentiss grabs him in a rear waistlock and takes him to the mat. Darius mounts DH's back dropping elbows further drawing blood from Magnusson.
Prentiss attempts to lock in a rear naked choke, but DH counters with a reverse headbutt, once again catching Darius off guard. DH regains his feet, and approaches Prentiss with more caution, both men have the blood flowing freely, and neither is willing to make the first mistake.
Prentiss fakes a jab, and when DH goes to counter it, he catches a jumping knee to the jaw. Prentiss follows up with a Running Scissor kick that puts DH down. Prentiss goes up top and leaps off with an elbow drop. The veteran DH was just playing possum and rolls away at the last moment. Darius eats the mat, and Magnusson is all over him, laying in boots and fists. DH sends Prentiss to the ropes and looks to catch him with a clothesline on the rebound. Prentiss sees it coming and ducks under it. Prentiss goes for the rear waist lock again, but DH is prepared and reverses it into the ~DREAM STREET~. DH has it locked in the center of the ring. Darius struggles and attempts to pull himself towards the ropes, but DH cranks back with a primal scream, and Prentiss is going nowhere. Darius realizes he is starting to fade and taps.
WINNER via submission in 12:17 DH Magnusson
Charlotte slides into the ring to check on Prentiss, as DH climbs the turnbuckles. DH raises his left fist high in the air drawing a Midnight Son chant from the crowd.
TRINITY vs. ALEXANDER DARLING, ALEXIS DARLING & LD WILLIAMS – No Disqualification Match”THERE CAN BE ONLY…” blasts over the sound system leading right into a weird mega remix mashup of “Headstrong”, “Fighter”, and “ Jekyll & Hyde” as the Darling twins and LD Williams step out from the back. Sydney Wyld walks out with them as they make their way down to ringside and all three are dressed in street clothes and carrying weapons. LD has a pipe, Alexis has her partner’s trusty chain, and Alexander is carrying a leather strap.
“I know who you are, the leader of lost souls, you can't kill me..." begins to lead into Adema’s “Immortal” and the group known as Trinity steps out onto the stage. Tytan has his shovel back, Eco seems to be on the same page as Alex as he brings out his own leather strap, and Fire has her brother’s HDB2. Inside the ring, referee Davis Hightower just shakes his head and walks to the outside where he pulls up a chair. As Trinity makes their way down to the ring, the three combatants in the ring slide out of the ring and meet them on the outside. LD and Tytan, Alexis and Fire, and Alex and Eco all meet up and the weapons get dropped for the time being and the punches start flying.
As the three pairs of wrestlers break off into different parts of the ringside area, we see LD & Tytan fighting on the stage, Alexis & Fire are fighting around the floor with Sydney keeping a close eye on them and Eco & Alexander have slid into the ring and are trying to whip each other with their respective straps. Let’s focus on LD & Tytan for now as Tytan is using his power to wear down Williams and he lifts him up for a scoop slam on the steel stage. Tytan looks to continue the attack as he gets a running start and goes for an elbow drop on the stage, but LD rolls out of the way and Tytan hits the steel hard. And now LD takes control as he lifts the big man up for a high vertical suplex and they both crash hard to the steel. LD drags Tytan to his feet and whips him off the side of the ramp and he crashes hard into the barricade. LD takes a running start and leaps at him with a forearm blow but Tytan catches him and spins around and slams LD’s back hard into the guardrail.
Those two continue to battle as the action turns to the more immediate ringside area and we see Firewoman back body drop Alexis into the 3rd row of the fans. She slides into the ring and sees Alexander lift Ecosystem up and slam him down with a BRAINBUSTA. Alex is about to go for the curbstomp, but Fire spins him around and grabs him in a side headlock??? In a match with this much violence we’re going to turn it into a mat-wrestling match as Fire snap-mares Alex to the mat. She really cranks in the headlock as she leans in real close to Alexander. Alex seems to snap into realization as to what’s happening or something’s been whispered to him and he fights to his feet. He Irish whips Fire to one side of the ring, but before she can make the return trip, Alexis is back to her feet and trips up Fire from the outside and drags her back to the floor. Tytan finally makes his way back to ringside just in time to spin Alexis around and nail her with a hard right cross. Fire and Tytan are about to drag Alexis to her feet and Alexander seizes the opportunity to get a running start…TOPE CON HILO knocks Tytan flying back. The crowd goes wild and once again, just as Alexander is about to grab Fire, Eco nails him with a baseball slide and now everyone is on the outside.
Alexander falls down next to his sister and he grabs her and seems to be telling her something as Eco and Fire stalk over to them and lift them to their feet. LD is back into the fray as he springboards over the pile of bodies with the pipe he brought and nails Eco in the back sending him staggering. Alexis and Fire start to slug it out once again as Alexander makes his way over towards Sydney and whispers something to her as well and she nods. Tytan is back into action now as he pushes Syd out of the way and grabs Alex from behind and throws him hard into the ringpost. Alex slams face first and falls straight back as the blood starts to pour down his face. LD slides Eco into the ring and is about to hit him with the CANADIAN DESTROYER, but Tytan slides the shovel into the ring and LD lets go of Eco to meet Tytan as he slides into the ring.
Meanwhile, Alexis and Fire are fighting on the ramp as Syd follows them. Alexis whips Fire hard into the OOWFTron and looks to follow up with a clothesline, but Fire ducks under and nails a kick to Alexis’ gut and it sends her through the curtain all the way to the back. Fire turns towards Syd who’s been following but before anything can happen, Alexis is back and drags Fire through the curtain. Syd picks up the chain and HDB and follows them through the curtain. Meanwhile LD and Tytan are slugging it out as Eco bails to the outside and sees Alexander laying in a pool of blood and a dark look crosses Eco’s face as he notices the strap laying near Alex. Eco rolls Alexander over and starts laying the leather hard across Alex’s back. Inside the ring LD and Tytan are having one of the greatest brawls in recent OOWF history. Just a pure slugfest using every dirty trick in their book and letting it all hang out.
Back to the floor and Alexander is slowly staggering to his feet as Eco continues to lay a beating but it’s seeming making Alex stronger as he gets back to his feet with a primal scream. Eco goes for the ENDGAME on the floor, but Alex blocks that and without hesitation lifts Eco onto his shoulder, locks the arm across his throat…DARLING DRIVER on the floor. Back inside the ring, Tytan has LD staggered and it looks like Tytan is about to RELEASE THE KRAKEN, but LD sidesteps out of the way and before Tytan realizes what’s going on LD has him in position for the DESTROYER. Back to the floor and Alex rolls Eco over and locks his legs…DARLING MONEY CLIP on the floor as the blood pours down Alexander’s face and his back is to the ring so he can’t see the travesty that’s about to occur.
Before LD can hit the CANADIAN DESTROYER, Tytan notices the shovel laying on the mat behind LD and his able to lift and slam it hard into LD’s back. LD is forced to let go of Tytan and Tytan follows up by slamming the shovel hard across a bent-over LD. And Tytan doesn’t let up as he drops the shovel and grabs LD around the head and lifts him…HELLEVATOR on top of the shovel and that’s got to be it…
1…
2…Alex finally realizes what’s happening, but it’s too late.
3!!!
Alexander quickly slides into the ring as Tytan bails to the floor and helps a clearly in pain and limping Ecosystem to the back. Alexander calls for medical to come in and check on LD as he wipes more blood out of his eyes. A battle won for Trinity, but clearly the war is still raging…
WINNER in 13:54…Trinity.
DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGSPA: You gon get yours--that's right! Muthafucka--gon get yours!
The pleasant tunes of Beethoven’s Fifth…just kidding, Brass Knuckle Kings by Black Pegasus plays over the OOTron as Bryce Larson and Eric O’Mac come out to a pop, because no one really knows any better. A kid in front holds up a sign that says “I Came To See Eric O’Mac Attempt To Score A Cheap Victory Via The Use Of Brass Knuckles, And Ideally Succeed!” Bryce and Eric pose by the sign for a second before entering the ring.
“Alcohaulin’ Ass” is the next foreign tune to blast over the half-assed PA system, as Drink & Destroy come out to a standing ovation by the audience, most of whom are dimly aware that they like one or both of those words. The aforementioned kid in the front row flips his sign around to say, “However, I Didn’t Come To Hear Danny Taylor Say Any Words…And Am So Far Satisfied! Thanks For Making My Experience A Positive One, Mr. Taylor!” OBJ and DDT pose by the sign, though DDT seems at least mildly confused. The two climb in the ring, Danny Taylor electing to start against Bryce Larson.
Larson opens up with a chop, which doesn’t seem to affect the big man much. Larson with another chop, no good. Larson with a third hard chop, Taylor stumbles back and then throws an open arm chop right down on Bryce, knocking him on his ass. Taylor makes a run to attempt a kick, but the sprightly Larson pivots and drops Taylor with a drop toehold. Bryce attempts to float over into a crossface attempt, but Taylor manages to move up to a standing position, grabbing Bryce’s twitching legs and pulling him down into a harsh sidewalk slam. Taylor goes for the cover and gets a near fall; hooks the legs again, down to only a one-count. Taylor whips Bryce into the corner, where OBJ holds him with a headlock. Taylor goes for the charge, but Bryce kicks up and catches DDT in the chest.
OBJ, grizzled veteran that he is, takes the opportunity to blind tag in and forearm Larson down from behind before Larson can back elbow him. OBJ steps up to the top rope and drops the Fairly Standard Axehandle of the Hinterlands on Bryce Larson, dropping him to his knees. Outback Jack maneuvers into the Camel Clutch on Bryce Larson, using his more substantial girth to weigh Larson down. Larson struggles to pull his arms out, but finds it is to no avail as the crowd cheers. Finally, Bryce manages to find a footing as he runs forward, OBJ on back, driving the Amazing Aussie into a superkick from outside the ropes by Eric O’Mac!
OBJ falls back, releasing the hold as Eric tags himself in on Bryce. Eric jumps over the ropes and lands on Jack with a splash, going for the cover: 1-2-no! Eric looks frustrated…but then has a flash of inspiration!
Eric: Watch out! It’s a distraction!
The referee quickly turns around, as the Wild Distraction has killed many a sporting official in Guyana. In the meantime, Eric slips out a pair of brass knuckles and knocks Outback Jack the fuck out! DDT attempts to run in for the safe, but Bryce Larson has snuck around and yanks down DDT’s leg, pulling him to the floor as the referee turns around and counts three!
WINNERS in 14:22…Brass Knuckle Kings!
Eric O’Mac runs out of the ring and Bryce Larson grabs him as the two quickly move up the ramp, DDT and DVD sliding in to check on OBJ, who belches in paid and annoyance.
THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. TEXPRESS – Best of Seven Series – Match 1U2’s “Vertigo” blasts through the arena’s speakers and the The Flyin’ Hawai’ians, accompanied by Noelani, step onto the stage. No dancing tonight, and they head straight for the ring. Noelani poses briefly with Kai and Aina, and then gives them a few last words of advice and heads to the floor. The lights dim and the crowd erupts as “God Blessed Texas” plays and The Texpress storm to the ring. They too, scale back the fan interaction as they make their way down the aisle, completely focused on the task at hand. Chad Madison and Zane Meyers climb into the ring and the two teams stand face-to-face as referee Angelo Barros gives them their instructions. Words are exchanged and it looks like things are going to get ugly, so Barros backs away and calls for the bell. Surprisingly. The Hawai’ians stick out their hands. The Texans hesitate, and then accept the handshake to a burst of cheers. Chad and Kai return to their corners, leaving Zane and Aina to start.
Zane and Aina circle and lock up. Zane takes the advantage and backs Aina to the ropes. Clean break, and they circle again. Aina sidesteps a lockup and circles behind Zane, grabbing a waistlock. Zane blocks a suplex attempt and elbows free. He spins and grabs the stunned Aina - T-bone suplex. Aina rolls to a sitting position, and Zane delivers a hard kick to the back. He drags Aina up into a front facelock, and drops to one knee, driving Aina’s face into his knee. He pulls him up and snaps him over with a suplex, floating over and making the tag to Chad. Zane lifts Aina up as Chad goes to the ropes. Hart Attack clothesline connects. Chad rolls to his feet and hits the ropes. He hits a high leaping elbow drop and makes the cover, but Aina kicks out at two.
Chad drags Aina to his feet and shoves him into a neutral corner. He hits a series of chops and sends him across the ring. Aina ducks his head and flips over the turnbuckles, landing on the apron. Chad, sprinting in behind him, grabs the ropes to stop his momentum before he hits the corner. As he stops, Aina nails him with a kick to the face. Chad staggers back, and Aina springs off the top rope into flying clothesline. He rolls to his feet and dives for his corner, making the tag. Kai vaults over the ropes and grabs Chad as he gets up, slinging him into the Hawai’ians’ corner. Aina buries a knee in Chad’s stomach and holds him in place as Kai sprints across the ring, steps up on his back, and drives a knee into Chad’s head. Chad stumbles forward and Kai plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Kai to the top rope - Moonsault! He covers, but Chad rolls a shoulder just before three.
Kai hauls Chad to his feet and sends him into the Hawai’ians corner. Tag to Aina, and the Hawai’ians hit a tandem belly-to-back suplex. Kai rolls under the ropes to the apron and Aina tags him back in. Aina drops a leg across Chad’s throat and rolls away as Kai leaps off the top and drills Chad with a flying leg drop to the same spot. Kai covers, but Zane is in and breaks it up at two. Aina takes a wild swing, but Zane ducks it and hits him with and atomic drop. He bounces off the ropes and levels Aina with a clothesline, but gets eats a brutal super kick from Kai. Both Aina and Zane roll out to the floor, and Kai turns back to Chad. He hauls Chad to his feet and scoops him up, and then drops him into place and hits an inverted DDT. He covers, and Barros counts One…Two…Thr-Chad Kicks out! Kai pulls Chad up and stuns him with a European uppercut, He comes off the ropes with a clothesline but Chad ducks it. Kai turns around and Chad mule kicks him in the gut. Chad reaches back and hooks Kai for a stunner, but Kai shoves him off. Chad springs off the second rope and takes Kai down with a moonsault. Chad dives for his corner, where Zane is waiting for the tag.
Zane storms across the ring and levels Kai with a clothesline as he gets up. He continues on and slams into Aina, who has ducked into the ring. Zane scoops Aina up and tosses him at Kai, who manages to catch him and set him on his feet - just in time for both men to be levelled by a double clothesline from Zane! Zane lifts Kai for a vertical suplex and holds him in the air. Aina tries to sweep his legs, but Zane leaps over it while holding the suplex! He turns and drops Kai face-first on his partner. Zane slings Kai into the Texpress’ corner, and then pitches Aina over the top rope. Aina hooks the ropes on the way over and manages to land on the apron. Zane turns as Kai staggers out of the corner, and KILLS him with a spear. He covers, but Aina springs off the top rope into an elbow to break it up. Barros chases Aina out of the ring as Zane gets to his feet.
Zane drags Kai to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Kai ducks a clothesline and hits the opposite ropes. He leaps for a flying forearm, but Zane snags him out of the air and turns it into a sidewalk slam. He hauls Kai up and lifts him for a power bomb, but Kai starts throwing punches at the top of the move. He knocks Zane off balance and then throws his weight back, nailing a hurricanrana. He rolls Zane up, but Zane powers out at two. Both men are up, and Kai hits a chop. He follows up with a European uppercut and takes Zane over with a snap mare. Kai goes to the ropes, making the tag as he rebounds, and dropkicks Zane in the face. Aina vaults to the top and hits a frog splash. He hooks the leg, but Chad dives in to break up the pin.
Chad rolls to his feet and Kai comes back in with a super kick, but Chad catches it. He sweep Kai’s free leg and rolls him over. He lifts him for a wheelbarrow suplex, but Aina nails him with a super kick before he can hit it. The Hawai’ians toss Chad over the ropes to the floor and turn around as Zane explodes off the mat. He tries for a double clothesline, but the Hawai’ians duck it. They nail Zane with twin kicks to the gut and take him over with a tandem suplex. Kai goes to the top and hits a shooting star press and rolls to his feet as Aina leaps to the top rope. Aina hits a 450 splash as Kai slings himself over the ropes onto Chad. Aina hooks the leg and Barros counts One…Two…Three.
WINNERS, and leading the best of seven series 1-0, in 17:46, The Flyin’ Hawai’ians.
After the ring is cleared “Brass Knuckle Kings” by Black Pegasus plays and Eric O’Mac and Bryce Larson make their way to the ring complete with their entourage. Eric and Bryce step between the ropes, and Eric has a mic.
I am a McMahon <boos> I know you idiots don’t like to hear that, but that is the truth. Now, as a McMahon <more boos> I am accustomed to getting what I want, when I want it. I don’t like waiting, I am above waiting. When I formed the Brass Knuckle Kings with Bryce, it was for one reason – to win the World Tag Team Titles and prove that whatever I touch is gold. I intentionally let Niles Anderson get by me in the Invitational – seriously, if any of you think that Niles actually had a chance in hell against me, you are bigger idiots than I thought. I let him get by me because I wanted to focus on one thing – the tag titles.
Now, at first I wasn’t really sure who we needed to beat to get the shot we so rightly deserve. I mean, The Hawaiians are a good team – clearly not as good as us – but good. Texpress were the measuring stick of the OOWF tag scene once upon a time – but not anymore. That leaves Drink and Destroy. Well, The Hawaiians and Texpress did us a favor by fighting over who would get a shot at the titles, in a series that could take a month to seven weeks. Thanks for that guys. So, by default, that leaves us and Drink and Destroy. Now……I know you folks here in…..wherever the hell we are, are but simple folk, but even you just saw us beat Drink and Destroy tonight. We are the rightful number one contenders, and we want our title shots NOW!<We cut to the back where Moosehead Jack and Stank are watching the promo on a monitor. They both shake their heads in disbelief and grab their tag titles and head for the ramp, the burst through the curtain, out for blood, but are stopped by GM the Rick on the OOTron before they get down the ramp>
GMtR: Hold up. Hold up. Waaaaaaaaiiiiit just a damn minute. Gentlemen, there is a little thing here in the OOWF that we like to call priorities. Moose, I get that you don’t have a CLUE what those are, so let me fill you in on it. The world title takes priority over everything else. Now, since you decided to walk away from the world title, that title is vacant and being filled in the Invitational, which makes the Invitational priority number one. Stank, you are still in that tournament and have a match later tonight, THAT takes precedent over the tag match, so YOU will not be defending the tag team titles tonight.<Moose and Stank smirk while Eric and Larson are livid inside the ring>
GMtR: Eric, Bryce, now, calm down. You two DID make a valid argument. The Hawaiians and Texans are fighting for a title shot, you boys DID beat Drink and Destroy, so you WILL get a title shot…….TONIGHT<Bryce and Eric celebrate in the ring, Moose snarls and turns and looks at the OOTron>
GMtR: Moose, I warned you. You screwed me over, and I told you I would pay you back. You WILL be defending those titles tonight. And you will be defending them alone. Stank…….big man…..just turn around and head to the back and get ready for your match. If you so much as step one more foot toward that ring, I will fire you on the spot.<Stank glares at Rick, then looks at Moose. Moose nods and Stank hands him his share of the tag titles. Moose and Stank bump knuckles, and a pissed off beyond words Stank heads up the ramp to the back. Moose turns and looks at the ring, drops the tag team titles and charges into the ring and attacks Bryce and Larson, the referee calls for the bell and this match is underway!>
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchMoose catches Eric with a straight right to the jaw that sends him to the mat, but when he turns around Larson KILLS him with a clothesline. Larson pulls Moose to his feet and Eric gets up and they KILL him with TOTAL ELIMINATION! Moose hits the mat and rolls out of the ring. Eric goes after him and tries to pull him to his feet, but Moose rakes his eyes and throws him shoulder first into the stairs, then snarls and slides back into the ring and goes after Larson. Moose backs Larson into the corner with punches and kicks, then digs into his forehead with a nasty bite. Larson howls in pain, Moose stops biting him, and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt dropping him to the mat. Moose takes a few steps back and charges in and catches Larson with a knee to the face, then turns around and walks right into a SUPERKICK from Eric!
Eric pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a spinning heel kick that sends him to the mat. Eric pulls Moose up a bit, but Moose lunges at him and takes him to the mat and hammers him with punches. Larson climbs to the top rope and leaps, dropping a knee across the back of Moose’s head freeing Eric from the onslaught. Moose drags himself to the corner and we see him reaching into the pocket of his shorts for something. Larson comes in and grabs Moose, and as he pulls him to his feet, Moose BLASTS him with a chain wrapped fist! The referee didn’t see it, but sees Larson stagger away and fall to the mat. As the referee turns to check on Larson, one of the BKK corner men toss Eric a pair of brass knuckles. Eric charges into the corner, Moose sees him a second too late and can’t move and Eric scores the KNOCKOUT shot on Moose nailing him right on the temple! Moose collapses in a heap in the corner. Eric ditches the knucks pulls Moose to the middle of the ring and hits the MAC ATTACK! He covers and the referee counts, one, two, THREE! New World Tag Team Champions!
WINNERS in 4:12 – and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Brass Knuckle Kings
Eric and Larson celebrate holding the titles in the air, but the crowd, who moments ago had been cheering the merciless beating of Moose, now boo Eric and Bryce. They ignore it and celebrate with their entourage and head to the back
OOWF Invitational Round 3[/u]
MATT FOLZ vs. J-P SPARXXWelcome to the OOWF Invitational Quarterfinals, and the matches get all the more serious from here on in. Today we've got ourselves a matchup, folks. On one side, the Intercontinental Champion, part of the New Breed here in OOWF, and “Unforgiven” (Lou: unforgiven) member, Matt Folz. On the other side, it's a member of the Even Newer Breed, J-P Sparxx, whose meteoric rise through the OOWF ranks may or may not have to do with his GFY association – or he might just be that damn good. Who knows? We could be looking at an IC Championship Match preview here in the near future. Sparxx is out first to “Let It Rock”, and he is accompanied by Jewel, and lots and lots and lots of boos. Lots. Sparxx loves it and really works the crowd up into a frenzy here before getting into the ring. This allows for the monster face pop that Your Intercontinental Champion, Matt Folz, gets on the way to the ring. Even he seems a bit uncomfortable with the size of the pop, but he does some pandering to the kids before climbing into the ring, and handing his belt to Senior Referee Davis Hightower; and posing on the turnbuckles. Sparxx is in the opposite corner, arms folded, waiting for Folz to be done. Hightower hands the belt immediately to the outside, as this is a non-title match, obviously, it's a tournament match, and he calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
A sloooow circle to start. Folz has a bit of pressure on him here, as both the #1 seed, and having to deal with a dangerous opponent in Sparxx. Sparxx has some pressure to deal with too. This would be a big-time win for Sparxx' career, as well as making the Final 4 of the Invitational – usually a springboard to bigger things. All people handle pressure differently, and Sparxx, as usual, eventually handles it like only he can, with trash talk. And lots of it. Folz ignores it at first, but Sparxx (I think) brings his mother into it. Folz gets in Sparxx' face, and Sparxx slaps the damn taste out his mouth. Folz is PISSED and hauls off with a right hand, which Sparxx ducks. Sparxx grabs Folz, who's momentum carried him almost 180 degrees around, and PLANTS him with a German Suplex. Sparxx works the bridge! 1....2...NO! Folz just does kick out, but he's clearly upset with himself. Sparxx points at his head. The crowd hates it, but it's true. Folz is back to his feet and motions for Sparxx to join him for a lockup.
“Extreme Ways” suddenly hits and the crowd boos their ass off. We've seen this before. Davin Moreland, with a chair, but not for swinging, for sitting. He grabs himself a nice front-row seat by the ramp, unfolds the chair, sits, and looks on.
Finally Sparxx and Folz do lockup in the center of the ring and jockey for position. Sparxx again takes the advantage first, by landing a quick kick to the gut. He sends Folz to the ropes and drops down for a back body drop. Folz surprises both Sparxx and himself by rolling over Sparxx' back Lucha-style. Sparxx, instead of being surprised, whips around and starts throwing haymakers. He even connects on a couple before Folz starts firing back and we've got ourselves a full-fledged hockey fight. This lasts for a good couple of minutes before Sparxx is again able to get the upper hand. Sparxx pulls Folz into a side headlock and cranks in on it. Folz pushes back and sends Sparxx off the ropes. Folz goes for shoulder block, but Sparxx goes for a TOR-NA-DO DDT and just friggin kills Folz with it. The crowd is silent. Cover! 1...2...thr..NO! Folz just does rolls the shoulder, and gets some nice applause for not losing.
Sparxx doesn't hesitate, and hits the far ropes. He comes back, looking for some sort of knee or elbow drop, but Folz leaps toward him and hits the mat, killing the distance. Sparxx continues running, quick-hopping over Folz, who is now standing. Folz busts out the Full Leap over Sparxx, who keeps running. Sparxx bounces off again, but this time Folz suddenly drops and takes Sparxx down with a Drop Toe Hold. Folz floats over, but Sparxx is prepared and rolls him over grabbing his arm. Folz pulls it free and snatches one of Sparxx' legs. Sparxx rolls through this pulling Folz back down to the mat. What follows is two solid minutes of hold and counter hold wrestling with neither man able to get an advantage. Finally Folz is able to slide Sparxx into a backslide pin, but only gets one. Small package try off that by Sparxx gets a quick 2. Sparxx hops up, and Folz hits him with a Magistral Cradle! 1...2...THAT was nearly 3. Folz hits the ropes, Sparxx catches him with a Sunset Flip! Folz ROLLS THROUGH and just DEMOLISHES Sparxx with a Running Enziguri. Damn, he sold that well. 1...2....NO! Sparxx just does kick out.
Folz goes right to a headlock, drawing boos from the smarks. Good for them. Headlocks suck. Sparxx gives a nice “fuck you” to the crowd as he fires himself up from the headlock, and doesn't bother to use the Power of the Shaky Arm. Jerk. A couple of those side-elbow things to the stomach, and Folz is still hanging on. Sparxx gets Folz up for a Side Suplex, but Folz flips out of it, and STILL HANGS ON TO THE HEADLOCK! Ok, that was cool. And he's in perfect position for an Inverted DDT! He crushes it and goes for the cover. That MUST be it..1...2...NO! Sparxx got his foot on the rope! Folz can't believe it, and questions Hightower's counting speed, which gets him about as far as you'd think it would. Folz is starting to show a little frustration as he drags Sparxx up. It's Suplexin' Time, and Folz is going to make sure he busts out the whole 9 yards for everyone here. First up is a friggin' beautiful Northern Lights Suplex, complete with bride. That gets 2. Then a Release German, followed up quickly by a Release Overhead Belly-to-Belly, and finally what looks like a Delayed Vertical Suplex but instead morphs into a sick Braunbustah! Floats right into the cover...1...2...thre...NO! Sparxx apparently rolled the shoulder, but I don't know how. Neither does Folz. He's visibly frustrated now, clearly thinking this match should have been over on several occasions. He grabs what's left of Sparxx and whips him into the corner. It's time for more haymakers, except they're only coming from one direction. Lefts. Rights. Sparxx isn't even protecting himself as Folz works him over. Hightower even seems to consider stopping the match as he gets closer to the action.
Folz tires of this, and WHIPS Sparxx into the opposite corner, and follows up with a Giant Running Knee to the Face. Folz tried for a Bulldog out of the corner, but Sparxx manages to squirm free. Folz goes back to get him, and walks into a Spinning Spinebuster! Where did that come from? Cover barely gets 2, and Sparxx tries to follow up, but Folz just Chop-Whoos him back into the corner. Folz WHIPS Sparxx across to the opposite turnbuckle again, and follows immediately in. Sparxx, running full-speed, jumps at the end and hits the 2nd Turnbuckle, springboards off it, and catches Folz on the way in, around the neck, finishing as a PRETTY FUCKING GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER, to which everyone in the crowd pretty much said “Woah”. Sparxx points to Davin who just smiles. Sparxx takes a looooong time getting to the top and motions to the crowd, drawing some boos. He takes off...O....M....G! Sparxx has made the Final 4 with a pretty big upset!
WINNER in 22:15 by PINFALL...J-P Sparxx!
Post-match, Davin slides into the ring, celebrating a little with Sparxx and Jewel. He notices Folz rolling over, so he goes over there, kneels down, and whispers what looks like “You're a fucking fraud” to Folz before heading up the ramp to a chorus of boos.
STANK vs. NILES ANDERSON“Angel” by Massive Attack plays and “The Specimen” Niles Anderson makes his way to the ring. Niles has certainly been the surprise of the tournament, but the crowd boos him mercilessly anyway. Niles waits in the corner as “Skin” by Nonpoint plays and a clearly livid Stank makes his way to the ring. Stank steps between the ropes and Niles tries a sneak attack, but Stank blocks his punch and slams him in the face with a headbutt that sends Niles to the mat, blood pouring from what appears to be a broken nose.
Stank grabs him by the back of the head and pulls him up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a clubbing CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL, once again slamming Niles across the face, making that broken nose even worse. Niles rolls out of the ring to the floor and crawls on his hands and knees, leaving a trail of blood from his nose the whole way. Stank gets out of the ring and grabs Niles from behind and bends his head back and repeatedly clubs him across the chest, then pulls him to his feet and starts a whip to the guardrail, holds onto him and pulls him back right into a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR! Niles gasps in pan and grabs his ribs. Stank gets to his feet and stands over him and looks down at the pleading Niles and kicks him in the mouth, then pulls him up and rolls him into the ring.
Stank advances on Niles, who backs himself into the corner holding his ribs. Stank approaches and Niles catches him with a kick to the knee that sends Stank staggering back into the ring some, snarling in pain. Niles gets to his feet and charges out of the corner and takes him to the mat with a swinging neck breaker. Stank gets to his knees and Niles hammers him with punches to the face, then grabs him and calls for the SteeDDT! Before Niles can finish the move, Stank backdrops him to the mat. When Niles gets to his feet, Stank grabs him and sends him to the corner and charges in and KILLS him with a running high knee to the face! Niles staggers out and Stank plants him with the SHITFACED! Then picks him up and sets him on the top rope and hits the CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! Stank stands over a clearly defeated Niles Anderson and then looks to the back and snarls. He pulls Niles to his feet and hits a TRIPLE POWERBOMB then locks an unconscious Niles into the SOUTHERN COMFORT! The referee immediately calls for the bell. Stank refuses to release the hold until the referee is about to call for a disqualification. Then he breaks the hold, shoves Niles aside and gets to his feet and glares at the ref before leaving the ring and heading to the back to the boos of the crowd.
WINNER in 6:21 – Stank
STAN FULTON vs. THE PRESIDENTThe President’s theme plays and he makes his way to the ring, flanked by his “secret service” several men in black suits and dark sunglasses. The President shakes hands and claps people on the shoulder on his way to the ring. They cheer him in a sort of respectful way, still not really sure who he is. The secret service climbs into the ring first and checks it for…….well bombs or anything I guess, this
IS the OOWF. Once they are satisfied, they hold the ropes open and The President steps into the ring and does some light sparring with one of the men. Meanwhile “Crusher” by the Ramones plays and “The Crusher” Stan Fulton makes his way to the ring to a decidedly mixed reaction from the fans. Fulton ignores the fans and makes his way to the ring and steps between the ropes. The President moves to the middle of the ring and extends his hand. Crusher kind of looks at him sideways, then looks at all the Secret Service men. The President assures they are no harm, and would a politician lie? Crusher gives his hand a quick shake, then backs into the corner. The Secret Service men leave the ring and take their positions on the ramp, the referee calls for the bell and this one is underway!
The President is giving up a TON of size and strength here, so he is going to have to use his speed to wear Fulton down. The President darts in and catches Fulton with a forearm to the side of the head that rocks the big man on his feet a bit, then bounds off the ropes and tries a leg lariat, but Fulton catches him and dumps him to the mat. Stan gets a running start and tries a kick to the President’s face, but The President (TP as of now) rolls out of the way and gets to his feet behind Fulton. Fulton turns around and TP catches him with a perfect dropkick to the jaw. Fulton staggers back into the corner and TP charges in and tries a monkey flip (not the best idea) but Fulton holds on and TP hits the mat. Fulton charges out of the corner and tries an elbow drop, but TP moves out of the way. As Fulton gets to his feet, TP grabs his arm and wrings it then catches him with a crescent kick across the chest dropping Fulton to one knee. TP grabs his arm again and pulls him up and hits a cross arm breaker dropping Fulton to the mat. TP grabs his arm again and traps him in the most devastating hold in wrestling – the top wrist lock.
Stan works his way to his feet and backs TP into the corner, the referee calls for the break and Fulton breaks clean, but then TP peppers him with punches to the jaw, backing him across the ring. As he lines up the finishing blow, Stan ducks it, catches TP around the throat and CHOKESLAMS HIM TO HELL! TP writhes in pain and Fulton pulls him up and sends him to the ropes and elevates him on the rebound with a BIIIIIIIIIIIG back body drop. As soon as TP hits the mat he pops to his feet and Fulton catches him with a clothesline knocking him back down. Fulton pulls him up again and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a bear hug. TP howls in pain as the Crusher squeezes him tighter and tighter. TP is starting to fade, the referee checks his arm and it drops once, twice, ALMOST three times, but he fights it. TP works his arms between his chest and Stan’s arms and finally forces the break, but Stan grabs him and slams him on the head with a headbutt, then sends the wobbly President to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a powerslam. Stan covers, but TP kicks out at two, then rolls out of the ring to the floor.
Fulton pulls TP to the apron, but TP grabs his head and guillotines him on the top rope. Fulton staggers back to the middle of the ring, TP climbs the top rope and tries a missile drop kick, but Fulton swats him away in mid air and TP slams into the mat. Fulton bounds off the ropes and KILLS him with the DROPLINE! Fulton covers, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 10:41 – Stan Fulton
The President slowly gets to his feet and catches Stan as he is about to leave the ring. The Secret Service has made their way back to ringside and Stan eyes them carefully. The President once again extends his hand and once again Stan shakes it. The Secret Service enter the ring and help their commander in chief to the back as Stan remains in the ring and soaks in his victory
DAVIN MORELAND vs. CHRIS EVANSChris Evans enters the arena first, to a mixed reaction. He hasn’t exactly been a nice guy lately, but everybody loves an underdog. The Intercontinental Champion is all business tonight, looking extremely focused as he climbs into the ring and hands the belt to referee Davis Hightower. Evans bounces in his corner loosening up and shaking out the nervous tension. The lights dim, and Davin Moreland strides onto the stage. Davin’s at his heelish best tonight, taunting the fans as he makes his way to the ring. A vocal minority are still cheering, however, because, well, he’s Davin Moreland. The combatants stand toe-to-toe in the middle of the ring, and Hightower gives them their instructions. Evans chooses to take the high road and offers a handshake, but Davin, smirking, reaches out and tousles Evans’ hair. Evans responds with a hard right hand to the face. Davin recoils a step and glares at Evans, who doesn’t flinch. Davin nods and backs to his corner, rubbing his jaw.
Hightower calls for the bell, and Evans explodes out of his corner. Davin swings a haymaker to greet him, but Evans drops to the mat and slides underneath it. He grabs the ropes as he slides underneath them and pulls himself into a standing position on the apron. Davin turns and eats a punch. He staggers back, and Evans springs off the top rope into a flying forearm. Evans rolls to his feet and hits the ropes, but as he comes back Davin pops to his feet and KILLS him with a spine buster. Davin makes a casual cover, but Evans kicks out at two. Davin pulls Evans to his feet and goes for the Really Good Diamond Cutter, but Evans shoves him off. Davin turns and Evans buries a knee in his stomach and hits the ropes, nailing him in the head with a dropkick. He drags Davin to his feet and stuns him with a European Uppercut. Irish whip reversed, and Davin follows him into the corner with a hard clothesline. Kicks to the stomach, and Davin plants Evans with a double underhook suplex. He plants a foot on Evans’ chest and flexes. Hightower slides into position and counts, but Evans rolls a shoulder at two.
Davin pulls Evans to his feet and backs him to the ropes, hitting him in the face with repeated forearms. He sends him across the ring and lifts him in a gorilla press. He presses Evans over his head a few times for good measure, and then drops him on his face. He kicks him onto his back and covers again, but Evans kicks out at two. Davin drags Evans to his feet and tries to send him across the ring, but Evans hangs on and swings himself around Davin and hooks him in a crucifix. Davin fights it, but Evans drags him down, rolling him up for a long two count. Davin kicks out and rolls away, and EXPLODES off the mat with a clothesline as Evans approaches. Davin snaps a little bit as he stomps on Evans and then mounts him and hammers away with punches until Hightower drags him off. Davin shakes off the referee and drags Evans to his feet. He lifts him in a vertical suplex and holds him at the top of the move for a long time, and then turns it into a jackhammer. He hooks the leg, but Evans rolls a shoulder just in time.
Davin looks like he’s getting a little frustrated as he drags Evans to his feet. He stuns him with a series of chops and sends him to the ropes - big boot! Davin puts a hand to his ear, Hogan-like, inspiring the crowd to boo him with new vigor. Davin hits the ropes and nails a high leg drop. He hooks the leg, but again Evans rolls a shoulder at two. Davin drags Evans up and stuns him with a head butt. Davin to the corner - Dolphin Kick - NO! Evans drops out of the way and Davin crashes to the mat. Evans rolls out to the apron and waits for Davin to lurch toward him. Shoulder to the stomach, and Evans vaults over the ropes into a sunset flip. Davin grabs the ropes to block, and attempts to drop onto him, but Evans slides out of the way. Evans hits the ropes - dropkick to the back of the head. He grabs Davin’s legs and tries to tie him into a sharpshooter, but Davin kicks him off. Evans rolls with the momentum and hits the ropes. He launches himself at Davin, who sidesteps. Evans hooks Davin on the way by and pivots behind him - CHIMERAPLEX!! Evans goes for the Eye of the Storm as Davin staggers to his feet, but Davin catches the move and turns it into an ankle lock. Evans struggles, but can’t reach the ropes. He tucks a shoulder and rolls through, kicking Davin off! Davin rolls to his feet - Eye of the Storm!
Evans limps to the corner and scales the ropes. As he reaches the top, Davin pops to his feet and runs at him, going for an arm drag off the top. Evans sees him coming and nails him in the face with an elbow as he reaches the second rope. Davin teeters, but grabs the top rope to keep his balance. They exchange forearms and Davin gets the advantage. He pivots on the turnbuckles and hooks Evans for the Really Good Diamond Cutter, but Evans shoves him off. He leaps as Davin lands and flips over him, hooking his head and nailing a Diamond Cutter! Evans rolls to his feet and runs to the ropes - Lionsault connects, and Evans hooks both legs, rolling Davin up. Barros slide into position and counts One…Two…THREE!
WINNER, in 35:32, Intercontinental Champion Chris Evans!
After the Match: Evans rolls out of the pin and under the ropes to the floor. He gets to his knees with a look of shock on his face. Hightower helps him to his feet and hands him his title, and reality sets in. He drapes the belt over his shoulder and throws his arm in the air, and the crowd erupts, showing it’s appreciation for what he’s just accomplished. Evans back up the aisle, celebrating as a stunned Davin Moreland sits up in the ring, looking on.
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