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Post by BookerShark on Mar 13, 2011 16:17:50 GMT -5
OOWF End of Days 6 Live! From Catia La Mar, Venezuela
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OOWF Invitational Semi-Finals[/u]
J-P SPARXX vs. STANK
“Let it Rock” plays and the OOWF’s version of George Mason makes his way to the ring accompanied, as always, by Jewel. Sparxx climbs onto the apron and steps into the ring, the OOWF rookie looks like he is trying to keep his nerves in check. Jewel takes his coat and goes to leave, Sparxx grabs her and pulls her back and plants a deep kiss on her, which actually pops the crowd some. Jewel smiles and steps out of the ring. “Nonpoint” by Skin plays and Stank is announced and makes his way to the ring. The big man is still wearing a knee brace, thanks this time to Eric O’Mac but shows no signs of pain as he climbs into the ring. The referee checks both men and we are ready to go!
The bell rings and the two men meet in the middle of the ring, Stank clearly has a large size advantage, but Sparxx has the speed in this match. The two lock up and Stank easily backs Sparxx into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and Stank gives it, giving Sparxx a little pat on the cheek for good measure which does not make him overly happy. Stank moves to the middle of the ring, and you can see Sparxx trying to control his anger in the corner. He regains his composure and moves to the middle of the ring to lock up, then nails Stank on the knee with a kick. Stank snarls and then catches Sparxx with a STIFF chop across the chest that sends the light weight to the mat.
Sparxx kips up to his feet and Stank charges in at him, but Sparxx takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold that slams Stank’s head off the turnbuckle. Sparxx immediately slides out of the ring and waits on the apron, as Stank gets to one knee, he springs over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of Stank’s head sending him back to the mat. Sparxx grabs Stank’s leg and pulls him to the ring post and SLAMS Stank’s injured knee into the post several times. Stank snarls in pain and grabs his leg and pulls himself back to the middle of the ring. Sparxx slides into the ring and grabs his leg and flips over Stank’s head pulling his hamstring hard. Sparxx falls on Stank and covers, but Stank powers out at one.
Sparxx gets to his feet and waits for Stank to get to one knee, then hammers him with kicks to the side and side of the head. Sparxx goes for the finishing kick to the head, but Stank catches his leg, stands up and pulls Sparxx toward him and nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Stank can’t immediately follow up, he limps to the ropes and tries to stretch his knee back out. Sparxx gets to his feet and charges at Stank, but Stank backdrops him over the top rope. Sparxx lands on the apron, drops to the floor and pulls Stank to the mat, then slams his bad leg onto the apron. Stank grabs his knee in pain and Sparxx races around the ring and climbs to the top rope and hits a perfect FROG SPLASH! Sparxx covers again, this time he gets a two count before the big man kicks out.
Sparxx slams the mat in frustration and gets back to his feet and climbs the ropes again. He waits for Stank to get to his feet and tries a cross body block, but Stank played just a little possum on that one and catches Sparxx, then spins him around for a black hole slam, but drops him across his knee, pulls him back up and shoves him into the turnbuckle, Sparxx slams into the corner sternum first and staggers backward and Stank lifts him and KILLS him with a BURNING HAMMER! Sparxx gets folded in half and looks out of it. Stank grabs his arm and pulls him to his feet right into a short arm clothesline. He drops an elbow across Sparxx chest and covers, but Sparxx shows his resilience and kicks out at two.
Stank pulls Sparxx to his feet and sends him to the corner and charges in with a clothesline. Sparxx staggers out of the corner, dazed. As Stank reaches for him from behind, Sparxx NAILS him on top of the head with a PELE KICK! Stank staggers back into the corner, Sparxx gets to his feet and shakes his head trying to clear the cobwebs, then turns and charges in and tries a splash, but Stank SWATS him to the mat. Sparxx hits the back of his head HARD on the mat and rolls out of the ring. Stank leaves and goes after him, as he is pulling Sparxx to his feet Sparxx nails him with a kick to the knee, then slides back into the ring. Stank recovers, just barely, and gets into the ring just as the referee is getting to ten. Sparxx springs off the middle rope and catches Stank with a springboard elbow to the jaw, as Stank hits the mat, Sparxx pounces on him and tries to trap him in the LOW GATOR, but Stank fights it and Sparxx can’t get it locked on.
Stank fights to his feet and Sparxx catches him with several kicks to the gut, then bounds off the ropes and comes at him, but Stank NAILS Sparxx with a spinning fist that catches him right on the temple! Sparxx’s legs immediately turn to rubber and Stank grabs him and PLANTS him with the STANK-U! Stank covers, one, two, thre…….NO! Sparxx kicks out! How the hell? Stank pulls Sparxx to his feet, but Sparxx rakes his eyes and heads to the corner. He climbs the ropes, but not as quick as usual, that shot to the side of the head really knocked him off his game. Sparxx leaps and tries a hurracarana, but Stank catches him, and drives him to the mat with one, two, THREE powerbombs. He folds Sparxx up on the last one, and Sparxx cannot kick out this time and Stank gets the three count. WINNER in 27:11 – Stank
STAN FULTON vs. CHRIS EVANS
This match has a similar feel to the Stank-Sparxx match, big man vs. speed. Will the outcome be the same? “Crusher” by the Ramones plays and Stan “Crusher” Fulton makes his way to the ring. He gets a mixed reaction from the fans, some are holding signs saying CRUSH EM! While others are booing him, likely because of his association with Moose. Fulton steps into the ring and backs into the corner and waits for his opponent. “The Trooper” plays and Chris Evans makes his way to the top of the ramp, drawing a chorus of boos. Evans smirks at the crowd, then races to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, gets to one knee and hits a pose, staring right at Fulton. Evans stands up and hands the referee his Onslaught championship. The referee calls for the bell, and we are ready to go.
Fulton moves out of the corner and he and Evans slowly circle and lock up. Evans slips behind Fulton and tries to take him to the mat, but he can’t get the big man off his feet, so he releases him and slaps the back of his head hard. Fulton whirls around with death in his eyes and Evans lands a drop kick to his knee taking him to the mat. Evans bounces off the ropes and grabs Fulton’s head and flips, pulling Fulton’s head back. Evans keeps hold of Fulton’s head and bridges, pulling back harder on his head trying for a submission. Fulton snarls in pain and refuses to give up. After several agonizing minutes, Evans releases the hold, springs to his feet and drops a knee on the back of Fulton’s neck, driving his face into the mat.
Evans tries to roll Fulton over, but Stan fights him. Evans gets to his feet in frustration and lands a couple kicks to Fulton’s face. This only seems to fire Fulton up and he slowly gets to his feet, yelling for Evans to hit him harder. Evans runs to the ropes and on the rebound Fulton nails him with a shoulder block that sends him to the mat. Fulton pulls Evans to his feet then kicks him in the gut doubling him over, then clubs him on the back of the head, sending him to the mat. Fulton pulls Evans up and sends him into the corner, Evans slams shoulder first into the ring post, and staggers out, Fulton scoops him up and drops him shoulder first onto his knee. Fulton covers, but Evans kicks out at two.
Fulton works on Evans shoulder for the next few minutes, dropping several legs across his arm and working it over with various arm bars and arm locks keeping Evans on the mat. Fulton pulls him up and hammerlocks him, and turns it into a flying chicken wing. Evans howls in pain and the referee asks him if he wants to quit, but Evans refuses. Evans is finally able to get close to the top rope and shove himself off the top rope, sending both men to the mat. Evans lands hard on his shoulder and rolls under the bottom rope to the floor. Fulton gets to his feet and heads outside the ring and has Evans pinned against the stairs. Fulton charges in for a knee smash to the face, but Evans moves out of the way and Fulton slams his knee into the stairs. Evans grabs Fulton and rolls him into the ring, then follows and grabs Fulton’s leg and kicks his knee, then traps him in the ODE TO CANADA! Because of Fulton’s size, Evans can’t get the move locked on as tight as he wants it, and after several agonizing minutes, Fulton is able to power out of the move, sending Evans slamming shoulder first into the turnbuckle.
Evans drops to one knee while Stan struggles to get to his feet. As he gets to one knee, Evans charges out of the corner and BLASTS him with the OLYMPIC STRIKE to the side of the head. Fulton falls to the mat in a heap, Evans falls on him and covers, but only gets two. Evans gets to his feet and yells for Fulton to get up, as he does, Evans charges in, but Fulton catches him with a snap power slam and covers for a two count. Fulton is up first and pulls Evans to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Evans ducks, stops, and when Fulton turns around kicks him in the gut and hooks him for the ICARUS WINGS! But Fulton backdrops out of it….no wait! He holds on to Evans and DRIVES him to the mat with an ALABAMA SLAM! Fulton bounds off the ropes and hits a BIG SPLASH! This one has to be over! He covers, hooks the leg, one, two, thre…..NO! Evans rolls his shoulder! BUT HOW?
Fulton scrapes Evans off the mat and sends him into the corner hard. Evans hits and staggers out of the corner Fulton grabs him and sends him to the opposite corner. As he staggers out again, Fulton grabs him in a bear hug. Evans is in a world of trouble now. Fulton squeezes the move on harder and harder and Evans starts to fade. The referee checks his arm several times, but manages to save himself just before it drops the third time. Evans finally escapes by raking Fulton’s eyes. Fulton drops Evans and staggers around the ring, Evans lies on the mat gasping for air. Evans slowly gets to his feet and sees Fulton staggering, he charges at the big man, but Fulton catches him with a back body drop, then bounds off the ropes DROPLINE! He covers Evans one, two, thre…….NO! Evans got his foot on the bottom rope! How the HELL?
Evans tries to escape out of the ring, but Fulton grabs him and shoves him to the corner and hits a short AVALANCHE! He picks Evans up and sets him on the top rope and starts to climb, he grabs Evans and looks like he is going to throw him across the ring with a belly to belly suplex, Evans once again rakes the eyes, drawing boos from the crowd, he grabs Fulton and PLANTS him with a TORNADO DDT! He spiked Fulton right on his head! Fulton isn’t moving! Evans heads back to the corner and climbs quickly, grabbing his shoulder in pain. He leaps and hits the TORONTO TWISTER! He covers Fulton, hooking the big man’s leg (and, unbeknownst to the referee, a handful of tights) and gets the one, two, THREE! Fulton kicks out a FRACTION of a second too late! WINNER in 36:31 – Chris Evans
Evans bails out of the ring and falls to the floor, holding his ribs and shoulder. Inside the ring, Fulton tells the referee that he had a handful of tights, but the referee never saw it. Fulton is furious and leans against the ropes. The fans begin chanting CRUSH-ER CRUSH-ER CRUSH-ER! And Fulton smiles a little and shakes his head and heads to the back
DAVIN MORELAND & MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. PSYKLE & THE PRESIDENT
Psykle and The President (TP) are announced first and make their way to the ring. They do not appear to be especially enthusiastic about teaming with one another. They climb into the ring and the two of them go over some, somewhat heated, last minute instructions. Psykle shakes his head and steps into the ring, and by that, it is clearly obvious he will be starting the match. “Bloodlines” by Dethklok plays and Moose and Davin come out to a chorus of boos. The two of them ignore the fans completely and head to the ring. They bump knuckles and Davin starts things off. The referee calls for the bell and the match is underway.
Davin and Psykle go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. The two very impressive big men stand there and jaw at one another for a moment. Davin shoves Psykle and Psykle shoves him back. Davin looks at the crowd and tries to sucker punch Psykle, but he blocks it and hits Davin with several rights and lefts backing him against the ropes. Psykle tries a whip to the ropes, but Davin reverses it and sends him. As Psyckle rebounds, Davin tries a boot to the face, but Psykle catches his leg, then drops it and clotheslines him to the mat. Psykle pulls Davin to his feet and sets him up for a clothesline, lifts him in the air, but before he can fall back, Davin rakes his eyes and Psykle releases him. Davin falls to the mat on his feet, turns around and tags in Moose.
Moose charges into the ring and clips Psykle’s knee sending him to the mat. Moose bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow right across Psykle’s throat. He pulls the big man to his feet and sends him to the ropes, bounces off the ropes himself, and launches himself at Psykle, taking him to the mat with a lariat. Moose gets to his feet and puts the boots to Psykle, then chokes him out for several four counts. Moose finally breaks and reaches out and tags in Davin. Davin pulls Psykle to his feet and Moose charges for a punch to the face, but Psykle manages to mule kick Davin, and catch Moose with a back body drop that sends him over the ropes to the floor.
Psykle pulls Davin up and throws him into the corner and tags in The President. The President comes in and peppers Davin with punches to the face, then sends him to the ropes and takes him to the mat with a spinning leg lariat. As soon as Davin hits the mat, The President hits the ropes again and drops a senton splash on him. The President covers, but Davin kicks out at two. President goes to the second rope and waits for Davin to get to his feet, then leaps, but Davin catches him by the throat and CHOKESLAMS him! Davin covers The President, hooking his leg hard, but The President kicks out at two.
Davin pulls him up and throws him into the corner and charges in and catches him with an elbow to the jaw. He then keeps him pinned in the corner and repeatedly slams him in the face with elbows to the jaw. Davin keeps him there and tags Moose. Moose steps into the ring and buries his shoulder in The President’s midsection several times, then sets him on the top rope, hooks him and hits a SUPERPLEX! Moose floats over, but doesn’t even try to cover, instead he hammers on The President with punches and kicks. Moose pulls him to his feet and sets him up for a RANHEI, but the President blocks it and reverses it into a roll up for a two count. Moose kicks out and gets to his feet snarling, but The President is on his feet just a little faster and pops Moose with a super kick that sends him staggering, then tags in Psykle.
Psykle charges into the ring and levels Moose with a clothesline, then pulls him up and shows his impressive strength by lifting him in a military press and dumping him to the mat. Psykle waits for Moose to get to his feet, then catches him with a spinning kick to the side of the head that sends Moose into the corner. Psykle charges in, but Moose moves out of the way, Psykle staggers out of the corner and Moose catches him with a knee to the gut, then runs the ropes and takes him to the mat with a swinging neck breaker. Moose taunts The President, and he comes into the ring, the referee immediately moves to keep him out of the ring, and Moose pulls Psykle to his feet and calls Davin in. Davin comes in and tries a big boot to Psykle’s jaw while Moose is holding him, but Psykle moves and Davin catches Moose SQUARE on the jaw! Psykle clotheslines Davin over the top rope to the floor, grabs Moose and sets him on the top rope, and hits the PSYCHO DRIVER! Psykle covers, hooking Moose hard and gets the one, two, THREE! Davin reaches into the ring and tries to break it up, but he is a second too late! What an upset! WINNERS in 5:12 – Psykle & The President
After the match, Psykle and The President leave, but not really together. You can tell they were not really happy to team, and it was just all business. Moose gets to his feet holding his jaw and Davin climbs back into the ring. Moose turns on him and yells. Davin tries to explain what happened, but logic and reason, as is generally the case, does not win the day. The two of them nearly come to blows, with the fans cheering it on. Finally OOWF security floods the ring and breaks them up, much to the crowd’s dismay.
ALEXIS DARLING vs. DARIUS PRENTISS
“Fighter” by Christina Aguilera plays and Alexis Darling makes her way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. She slides into the ring and climbs onto the turnbuckle and poses for the fans, which draws a nice pop. “Knights of Cydonia” by Muse plays and Darius Prentiss and Charlotte Everstark make their way to the ring. Everstark is giving Prentiss some last minute instructions, but he seems to be completely focused on Alexis. Prentiss steps into the ring and the referee calls the two of them to the middle of the ring. He goes over instructions for the match, the two of them bump knuckles and head to opposite corners. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway!
The two of them come to the middle of the ring and circle. Prentiss is looking for an opening, Lexie takes a second to glance at Everstark outside the ring, and Prentiss charges in and takes her to the mat with a double leg take down. He hammers her with a couple forearms to the face, but Lexie quickly slips out from underneath him and gets to one knee. Prentiss is quick to his feet as well, but before he can grab her, she sweeps his leg and takes him to the mat. Lexie grabs Prentiss’ leg and spins him around in an Indian death lock, trying for a submission. She applies and reapplies the hold several times, but Prentiss will not give up. Lexie turns the final leg lock into a figure four, but Prentiss reaches out and grabs the bottom rope, forcing the break.
Lexie breaks the hold and gets to her feet, Prentiss is up as well, flexing he knee a little bit. Lexie charges in, but Prentiss side steps her and slams shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Prentiss turns and catches her with a shining wizard to the back of the head that sends her face first to the mat. Prentiss slides out of the ring and grabs Lexie by the arm and pulls her shoulder first into the ring post, drawing a warning from the referee. Prentiss ignores it and grabs her arm and slams it into the ring post one more time before rolling back into the ring. Inside the ring, Prentiss stretches out Lexie’s arm and drops several knees down on her upper arm and elbow. Alexis howls in pain, but refuses to give up. Prentiss pulls Alexis up and lifts her straight in the air by her arm, a really good way to dislocate a shoulder, but Alexis counters it by grabbing Prentiss by the head and snapping him to the mat with a hurracarana!
Prentiss is up to his feet pretty fast, but Alexis is too, she catches him on the jaw with a drop kick that sends him to the corner, she charges in, leaps onto the middle ropes and monkey flips him out of the corner. Alexis covers, but Prentiss kicks out at one. Alexis waits for Prentiss to get to his feet again, and catches him on the knee with a spinning kick. Prentiss defends that knee so she can’t get to it again, so she lands a hard kick to his ribs. She tries another, but Prentiss catches her leg and spins her to the mat with a dragon screw leg whip. Alexis gets to one knee pretty fast, but Prentiss is already up and he charges in and catches her with a knee to the temple that sends her between the ropes to the floor. When Alexis falls, she tries to grab the ropes to slow her fall, but she misses and ends up falling with all her weight on her shoulder, the same one Prentiss was working on. Alexis grabs her arm and writhes in pain on the floor. The referee steps out of the ring to check on her, but she is evidently ok because he gets back into the ring and starts the ten count.
Alexis climbs onto the apron at seven, and Prentiss grabs her and tries to suplex her into the ring, but Alexis slides over his shoulder and KILLS him with a LUNGBLOWER! Alexis covers Prentiss, but he kicks out at two. Alexis gets to her feet, but she is REALLY favoring that arm. She waits for Prentiss to get to his feet, warming up for a super kick, but when she throws it, Prentiss moves out of the way and when Alexis spins around, he grabs her arm and wrings it, then drops her to the mat with an arm breaker DDT! Alexis moans in pain, but fights to her feet again. She tries a swing at Prentiss, but he easily moves out of the way and grabs Lexie’s bad arm and traps her in a rolling Fujiwara arm bar! Alexis tries to fight it, but she quickly taps out. Just as she taps, Prentiss adds a little twist to it. When he does that, Alexis screams in pain and pounds the mat furiously. Prentiss releases the hold and Alexis immediately grabs her arm, and we can see something is badly wrong. The referee takes one look and immediately calls for medics from the back, making the dreaded X sign. He raises Prentiss’ arm in victory. Prentiss looks at Alexis and smirks then joins Everstark and heads to the back. WINNER in 10:14 – Darius Prentiss
LD WILLIAMS vs. TYTAN
Tytan is announced first and makes his way to the ring flanked by Ecosystem and Firewoman. Trinity is serenaded with a chorus of boos that rocks the building. Tytan steps into the ring and Fire and Eco take their places around the ring, but before they can even get comfortable, the referee orders them to the back. Ecosystem is clearly not happy with this decision in the least, Fire seems to take it in stride, nodding slightly at Tytan and turning and heading up the ramp. Eco is trying to protest to the referee, but with Fire heading up the ramp, he decides to follow her instead of arguing with the referee. Finally, with all that straightened out, LD Williams is announced and he comes out to a rousing ovation from the crowd. He doesn’t seem to notice as he gets to the ring, steps between the ropes and immediately goes after Tytan. Tytan bails out of the ring and LD sits on the middle rope and begs him to come back into the ring. The referee finally gets LD to back off a bit and Tytan climbs back in. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway!
LD and Tytan meet in the middle of the ring and start trading haymakers. LD backs Tytan against the ropes, but Tytan rakes his eyes and throws him between the ropes to the floor. LD lands on his feet and grabs Tytan and pulls him out and drops him with a right to the jaw. LD grabs Tytan and slams his face onto the Jamaican Announce Table. Tytan staggers away, and LD charges at him and nails him with a knee to the back that sends him face first into the ring post. Tytan’s skull bounces off the post with a sickening thud and he falls to the floor. As LD grabs him and pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, we see Tytan has a nasty gash above his eye that is already pouring blood.
LD falls on Tytan and hammers him with punches to the face, trying to open the gash further. He pulls Tytan to his feet and sends him to the ropes and stops him cold with a kick to the gut, then DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! LD rolls him over and covers, but Tytan kicks out at two. LD pulls Tytan to his feet again and scoops him up and slams him on the mat and climbs to the middle ropes and waits for Tytan to get to his feet. When he does, LD leaps for an elbow between the eyes, but Tytan catches him in a bear hug and throws him over his shoulder with a release belly to belly suplex! LD hits the mat hard, and gets to his feet using the ropes. Tytan charges at him for a clothesline, but LD backdrops him over the ropes to the floor. When Tytan hits the floor, he slides part way under the ring and we can’t see what he is doing.
Tytan pulls himself up level with the apron and LD reaches out and grabs him trying to pull him into the ring, and Tytan BLASTS LD in the face with a chain wrapped fist! LD slumps on the ropes and Tytan grabs LD and pulls him to the floor, with LD on the floor, Tytan POUNDS him with several fists to the face, the chain tearing LD’s face all to hell. The referee, somehow, hadn’t seen this. As he moves to the ropes, Tytan ditches the chain, but the damage is done, LD looks like a shotgun to the face victim and is just pouring blood. Tytan rolls him into the ring and takes his time climbing in. He kicks LD in the ribs, rolling him over, then drops an elbow across his chest and covers nonchalantly. He gets a two count, but then LD grabs his arms and rolls him over in a crucifix and gets a two count of his own.
LD and Tytan both get to their feet quickly and both are a bloody mess. They square off in the middle of the ring and start throwing haymakers, hockey style, with LD getting the better of it, backing Tytan into the corner, and then unleashing some CANADIAN VIOLENCE on Tytan, beating him down to the mat with punches, chops and kicks. LD grabs him by the head and drags him to the middle of the ring and sets him up for a CANADIAN DESTROYER but Tytan drops to his knees, escapes, and KILLS LD with a LOW BLOW!
The referee warns Tytan, but it doesn’t do LD any good, he is on the mat rolling around in pain. Tytan pulls LD to his feet and nearly decapitates him with a short arm clothesline, then lifts him up for the TYTAN DRIVER but LD shakes his legs, throwing Tytan off balance and both men tumble over the top rope to the floor. The two men, on their knees, tear into one another again, hammering one another with whatever they can get their hands on. Tytan grabs a bottle from the Mexican announce table and SMASHES it over LD’s head, LD staggers to the Polish Announce table and grabs one of the monitors and throws it at Tytan, dinging it off of his skull. Both men grab chairs and try for the kill shot, but neither connects flush. The referee has seen enough and waves the match off, and immediately calls for security to break them up. Yes, it does appear that we are turning into TNA. WINNER – No Contest in 13:13
THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. TEXPRESS – Best of Seven Series – Match 2: Ladder Match
“God Blessed Texas” plays and Texpress make their way to the ring, to the delight of the crowd. Chad and Zane slap hands and hug the ladies on their way to the ring and finally make it. They both look up and see the lei that is hanging from the cable, suspended 20 feet above the ring. “Vertigo” by U2 plays and Noelani and The Flyin Hawaiians make their way to the ring. They get a nice ovation from the crowd as well, if not quite as enthusiastic as Texpress. The step into the ring, the bell rings, and they charge across the ring and attack Zane and Chad.
Aina nails Chad from behind and sends him out of the ring to the floor. He steps onto the apron and drops a double axe handle on Chad’s head as he gets to his feet. Inside the ring Kai has Zane on the mat and is choking him out with his foot. He breaks the hold and pulls Zane up and sends him to the ropes and hits an inverted atomic drop, as Zane stands there in pain, Kai takes a step back and pops him on the jaw with a super kick, sending him to the mat. Kai quickly slides out of the ring and folds up one of the four ladders standing around the ring and slides it into the ring.
On the other side of the ring, Aina scoops Chad up and slams him on the floor, then climbs up the ladder on the outside! He gets to the top and looks like he is going to go for a SUPERFLY SPLASH but Chad rolls out of the way and starts climbing the ladder. Aina takes a few steps down and the two of them meet at the top and trade punches. Aina tries a head butt, but before he can do it, Chad catches him with a forearm to the side of the head. Aina almost falls off the ladder, but regains his balance. Chad grabs his head and slams it onto the top of the ladder, which has predictably little effect, so Chad hits him with his own head butt, to the nose instead of the head. Chad hooks Aina and SUPLEXES HIM OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE SUDANESE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Aina and Chad crash through the table, completely wrecking it. Both men are down and likely in a considerable amount of pain.
Inside the ring, Kai waits for Zane to get up and tries to ram the ladder into his head, but Zane moves out of the way. Kai drops the ladder against the ropes and turns around, and Zane SPEARS him into the ladder! Kai and the ladder bounce into the ring, and both are down. Zane picks up the ladder and as Kai gets to his feet, he slams him in the head with it, sending him staggering. Zane drops the ladder and pulls Kai to his feet and slams him on the ladder, Kai arches his back in pain. Zane pulls him up again and sends him into the corner, but Kai leaps to the top rope, then turns and hits a missile drop kick, nailing Zane on the jaw. Zane falls backward and hits the back of his head on the ladder and writhes in pain. When he pulls his hand away from the back of his head, we see it is bloody.
With Zane down, Kai slides out of the ring and pulls Aina out of the wreckage of the table and rolls him into the ring. Aina is a little groggy, but he gets to his feet and they set up the ladder. Kai starts climbing the ladder, when Zane gets to his feet to stop him, Aina charges in and tackles him to the mat. It looks like The Flyin Hawaiians are going to get the win here. One problem. Chad has made his way to the top rope, barely, but he is there. Just as Kai is about to reach the lei, Chad jumps off the top rope and lands on the ladder, climb up the ladder and starts trading punches with Kai. The ladder starts to wobble, and finally tips over, sending both men out of the ring to the floor. The ladder hits the ropes and bounces back into the ring.
Kai gets off of Zane and stands the ladder back upright and starts to climb, but he only gets a few steps up the ladder when Zane gets underneath him and POWERBOMBS him off the ladder. Aina gets back into the ring and climbs under the ladder (BAD LUCK!) and nails Zane on the back of the head with a shot, then grabs him and shoots him out of the ring. Zane lands on the floor and rolls partway up the ramp. Kai folds the ladder up and lays it on the top rope, gets a running start, scales the ladder and LEAPS AT ZANE! The crowd breaks out into a MIERDA SANTA! chant, and appropriately so.
While Kai is looking at his partner soaring through the air, Chad slips back into the ring with another ladder and sets it up and starts climbing. Kai turns around and sees Chad climbing slowly and sets the first ladder back up and he starts climbing as well. Both men are on the top of the ladder, both are reaching for the lei that is tantalizingly close. Chad grabs hold of the cable that is holding the lei and tries to work it off, Kai grabs him around the waist and both ladders tumble over from beneath them! Both men are hanging in the air, a good 10 -15 feet above the ring! This is American Gladiators stuff folks. Kai tugs on Chad trying to get him to fall before he can get the lei off the hook, while trying to reach up for it himself. Both men have the lei, and it comes off as they fall! Both men hit the mat HARD, just narrowly avoiding the ladders and certain broken bones. The referee checks and it appears that both are barely conscious, but Chad has the lei in his hand! He calls for the bell, this one is OVER! WINNERS in 20:11 – Texpress – The Best of Seven Series is tied 1-1
ECOSYSTEM vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – I Quit Leather Strap Match
“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!” Alexander Darling steps out on the top of the ramp and makes his entrance. The crowd cheers him, but he doesn’t smile, or shake hands or any of that. He’s focused on the ring and on the task at hand. The final showdown with the self-proclaimed Saviors of OOWF. There’s a delay, maybe designed to shake Alexander’s resolve. Finally bright white lights flood the arena, almost blinding everyone, and then fading to reveal Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo at the top of the ramp, with Tytan on his left, carrying The Shovel, and Firewoman on the right, her garrote hanging around her neck, carrying Happy Deth Bat II. They slowly glide down the ramp to a chorus of boos. Tytan and Firewoman walk up the stairs first, and then hold the ropes open for Ecosystem, who enters. Tytan and Fire step down, and go take seats near the Peruvian Announce Table. The camera pans around and shows there are shorter leather straps around the ring, to be used as weapons. Glaw gives them a warning about interference, and then shows the longer strap to both combatants. They nod, and Ecosystem produces a microphone, while Glaw fastens an end of the strap around each person’s wrist.
Eco: Your salvation is at hand. Any last words?
Muyo holds the microphone to Alexander’s mouth.
AD: Ignorance is your weapon, Juni. I am enlightened, and THAT will be MY salvation. Prepare to face your penance.
Alexander slaps the microphone out of Ecosystem’s hand, and it sails out of the ring. Glaw calls for the bell, and we are on! Darling and Muyo stretch the strap between them out, testing it, checking the distance. The crowd begins to grow restless, and the camera cuts to the back where much of the locker room is watching on monitors. Back in the ring Ecosystem flips the strap, a few times, sending a wave through it to Alex, who doesn’t flinch, but circles around, and flips the strap back at Ecosystem. Ecosystem watches, and then pulls hard on the strap, catching Darling as he’s adjusting his stance. Alexander shoulder rolls toward him, and comes up to his feet near the ropes, where he grabs one of the shorter straps. Eco has unwisely turned his back, and Darling explodes out, beating Ecosystem’s back with the shorter strap. Ecosystem falls to the ground and Darling continues beating him. Ecosystem catches him off balance again though, and pulls him off his feet as Ecosystem manages to stand. Darling shoulder rolls again to the ropes, and Ecosystem poses defiantly. Darling gets to his feet and the two men start pulling on the strap between them, getting slowly closer and closer. Finally, they’re face to face, and after a small struggle, Ecosystem pushes Darling back, then pulls him in via the strap into a clothes line. Now it’s Ecosystem’s turn to grab a strap and lay into Darling, leaving red welts where his new brand and scars are still fresh. They start to redden as the smaller blood vessels within them start to burst. He rolls Darling over onto his back and pulls him toward the corner. Ecosystem goes up top, and hits a splash on Darling. He thinks about going for the pin, but since it’s not that kind of match, he goes back to the beating instead, all along shouting about salvation. The camera cuts to Tytan and Firewoman who sit quietly but attentively. Darling starts to stir, as Ecosystem steps over the strap, and Darling sees his chance. He gets to his feet, and yanks back on the strap hard, twice, crotching Juni on the strap. Juni turns, and uncrotches himself, and Darling flies at him, with a stiff punch in the face. He peppers him with punches, as months of frustration and rage take over, and finally knocks Ecosystem flat on his back. He beats him with the other strap a few times, and then heads to the corner. Ecosystem gets up however, so Darling comes back at him with an enziguiri to the face. He heads to the corner again, but again Eco gets to his feet. Darling springboards off the second ropes with a clothesline. Darling goes to the other corner, goes all the way up top, and hits his own splash. He kicks Ecosystem a few times, rolling him around the ring, then goes back to beating Ecosystem with the strap some more. The crowd is counting along and cheering each strike. Tytan loses his composure and walks toward the ring, but Glaw tells him to get back. The distraction allows Ecosystem to roll out to the floor. Darling yanks on the strap a few times, then when that doesn’t do anything slides out of the ring on the other side, with the corner between them. Eco gets to his feet, and Darling pulls him face first in to the ring post, opening a cut on Ecosystem’s forehead. Blood starts to trickle down Ecosystem’s face, and he’s stunned enough that Darling is able to do it again. Darling slides back into the ring and out to the side where Ecosystem is, and tries to throw him back into the ring. Ecosystem resists, so Darling pounds onto his back. Ecosystem tries to get away, and Darling picks him up and scoop slams him onto the floor. Darling drags Ecosystem across the floor to the far corner, around to the other side of the ring, but then Ecosystem gets his feet under him, digs in, and pulls back, throwing Darling into the steel barricade in front of the fans. Both men are down, but Darling recovers first and rolls into the ring, followed by Ecosystem. Darling grabs him and back body drops him to the mat, and both men have blood flowing now. Darling gets to his feet and screams at Ecosystem to get up. It’s enough of a delay that Ecosystem can get to his feet, and pull Darling toward him, once, and then again into clotheslines, and finally a third time into a kick to the gut. It doubles Darling over, and Eco tries to set up a power bomb, but Darling reverses it, and Ecosystem goes sailing over Darling, to his back. Darling again goes up top for a splash, but this time Ecosystem rolls out of the way. Ecosystem recovers first and lays into Darling with a series of punches. He draws a warning from Glaw, but until Darling says those words, it’s all legal. Now it’s Ecosystem’s turn to get Darling up into a fireman’s carry, and falls backward. Darling bounces off the mat.
Russ: You know, this is a more brutal match than I would have expected between these two. Not a lot of flips and high spots. Razz: Well, they’re just getting started, Russ. Plus there’s a lot of rage in there, and the sooner they can get one beaten to the point to say “I Quit” the better.
Ecosystem has made it to the corner and onto the second ropes, facing the ring post. He leaps off for another splash. He points at Darling, mocking him, and again goes after Darling’s back with the strap. Now the blood from his scars is flowing, as he tries to get away, but Ecosystem is not letting up, whipping Alex’s chest too. He picks Alex up onto his shoulders and gets to another corner to the second ropes, and back he goes, hitting the mat. Again both men are down, but Ecosystem is on a roll now, and Alex is the face in peril. Ecosystem drags Alexander across the ring, the canvas getting streaked with blood, and the rough fabric just aggravates the broken skin. Darling regains his senses just enough to kick upward and get Ecosystem in the face. It knocks Ecosystem loopy, but just for a minute. He drags Alex across the canvas again toward the corner, yelling:
Ecosystem: Are you ready to be saved Alex? Do you quit? Do you give up?
The answer is clearly no, so Ecosystem goes again to the second rope, and launches himself back, but now it’s Darling’s turn to move. The crowd goes wild, as Tytan and Firewoman shift uncomfortably in their seats. Ecosystem is not out of it, and again drags Darling to the center of the ring. He tries to go up to the top again, but as he’s climbing to the third rope, Darling yanks on the strap, and Eco crotches himself again, this time on the turnbuckle.
Nash: Well, the ol’ Muyo family jewels are certainly taking a beating tonight, and not in a good way. Razz: Nice…
Eco recovers enough to try again to get on the third rope, but Darling rolls toward him and yanks hard on the strap, sending Ecosystem flying across the ring. Darling tries to attack, but face in peril time isn’t over yet, as Eco attacks him with punches to the face. He grabs Darling by the jaw and hits him square with right cross. Alex’s lip splits open, and blood runs down his chin. Eco goes for a second punch, but Darling blocks it!!! The crowd leaps to their feet, and hits Ecosystem with a right cross of his own. Eco falls backward, and Darling gets him again with an uppercut the drives him back to the ropes. Tytan and Fire leap to their feet. Darling hits him again with a “smack” across the face. Ecosystem fires back with another punch. Both men have partial red masks going, and I guess you could call Darling’s back a “red vest.” The last punch hits Darling in the famously fragile nose and he collapses backward into the corner. Ecosystem stands menacingly over Darling. He picks up a nearly lifeless Darling, smiling through his bloody face, carries him over and sits him on top of the turnbuckle. One…two…three…SUPERPLEX!! Darling has to be done. Glaw stands over him with the microphone, waiting. But Darling roughly shouts “No!” Ecosystem pounces, and wraps the strap around Darling’s neck. He twists it in the back, bringing Tytan and Firewoman to the edge of the ring, waiting to hear the words. Darling again refuses, and says “NO!” again, barely audible. Glaw gets Ecosystem to release the strangling. Eco tries to drag Alexander into position for something else, but he hooks his leg around the bottom rope. Ecosystem pulls harder, and Alexander shoots his leg back over his head, kicking Ecosystem in the face. This one connects well, and Ecosystem goes down with a thud. But not for long, as Ecosystem’s messianic zeal and Alexander’s righteous anger give both men energy to struggle to their feet. Eco maneuvers Darling into the corner, and clobbers him in the chest with closed fists. Glaw again warns, but what’s the point? Eco targets Darling’s nose, causing the blood there to mingle with the blood from his lip. Ecosystem works like a boxer now, alternating between the midsection and the face. Finally Glaw pushes Eco away and asks Darling again, and again Darling says “NO!” Eco pushes Glaw out of the way and goes back to the forearms to the face. Glaw takes offense at being touched, so again gets in between the two. Ecosystem merely smiles as Glaw points to the OOWF logo on his shirt. Darling is on his hands and knees, and can’t get his breath.
Russ: It looks like Alex’s day of reckoning has come. Razz: I hate to say it, but you may be right. What will happen to the OOWF Ecosystem wins this?
Ecosystem kicks Darling in the ribs. Darling pulls himself up with the ropes and Eco wraps the strap around his neck again. Again Darling refuses, and Glaw gets him to break. Eco puts Darling in the corner and moves to the center of the ring. He yells “I AM JUNICHIRO MUYO AND I WILL SAVE YOU!” He pulls Darling toward him, but Darling is a step ahead of him, and flies out of the corner feet first with a drop kick to the face. Eco staggers, but is able to whip Darling into the corner. Darling flies out and ducks the clothesline. He stops and hits Eco with not one but TWO back elbows (Ha!) He grabs Ecosystem around the waist and hits the belly-to-back suplex. He gets to his feet, waits…and as Ecosystem gets up, he hits a DDT. He pulls Ecosystem to his feet, and backs him to the corner, punishing him with chops to the chest, and a couple of haymakers for good measure. Ecosystem slowly sinks to the ground, but breaks into a smile. This seems to enrage Darling, and he steps up the punches. He gets him all the way down to the mat, before he backs off, and then goes in with a boot across Ecosystem’s throat, motioning to Glaw to put the mic to Ecosystem’s mouth. But all the mic picks up is a low, soft laugh, which we will take as a “No.” Darling falls backward, nearly drained of energy, and maybe blood. Tytan and Firewoman smack the apron, trying to encourage Ecosystem. Darling regroups, gets Ecosystem up, and over….and VOODOO DROP! Firewoman looks at him in shock, but Darling is in his own world now. He gets down around Ecosystem and puts him in the money clip, cranking it in. For a LONG time. Glaw puts the mic to Ecosystem’s mouth and gets nothing but more laughter. “No” it is then. Darling releases eventually, with some encouragement from Glaw, but it’s only in order to set Ecosystem up for the MUTHER FUCKIN’ CURB STOMP! Ecosystem’s head snaps back as it bounces off the mat, and Darling drags Eco to the corner. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle, blood running from his face and his back. He points to all the fans, and then makes the first eye contact with Firewoman, and leaps. And he hits DARK DARLING RISING! This has got to be it! Darling wraps the strap around Eco’s neck and pulls HARD! Glaw puts the microphone to Ecosystem’s lips, but the same soft laughter comes out. This time, though, Darling doesn’t let go and cranks down. Firewoman and Tytan protest, but as Ecosystem’s face turns blue, the crowd starts to die down, wondering if they’re going to witness yet ANOTHER near death experience in the ring. Then, suddenly, two words whisper through the PA system.
“I quit!” WINNER in 35:08 – Alexander Darling
The audience erupts with cheers, and a cut backstage show many staff and wrestlers doing the same. Back in the ring, Glaw is trying to no avail to get Darling to release, but it’s not happening. Finally, Tytan and Firewoman rush the ring, brandishing their weapons. Glaw tries to stop them, but can only do so much, when all of a sudden Darling lets go and slides quickly out. Firewoman and Tytan go to Ecosystem’s side as the camera closes in on him, and he’s….laughing? He grabs the microphone from Glaw:
Eco: You may have won the match, Alexander, but you nearly killed me. In fact you had to be stopped from choking the life out of me. You BECAME me. I have showed the world that you are NOT the saint you claim, and I have opened their eyes to your lies. I have SAVED them from another fraud. So in my book that means…I WIN. Do you hear me, BOY? I WIN!!!
Alexander looks on in horror from the outside of the ring as Trinity celebrates. Fire raises Happy Deth Bat II, and Tytan raises The Shovel. Eco is in the middle, Fire and Tytan raise his arms as they address all four sides of the ring. The crowd is furiously booing.
They get turned back around to the cameras, and Tytan looks at Fire. Fire looks at Tytan. They nod. In a flash, they let go of Eco's hands and push him into the rope. Tytan drives a boot through Eco's midsection as he comes back out and Fire takes him down with a DDT. Tytan grabs him and lifts him up and hits a crucifix power bomb as Fire grabs a mic.
FW: Well, well, well, Sensei...do you know the OTHER reason messiahs fail? They don’t see what’s happening in their own ranks. People they trust, people that have followed them. There’s always someone out there close to them, who gets them in the end. And guess who’s your Judas Iscariot, again? The crowd cheers as Ecosystem rolls on the mat in pain and confusion.
Tyt: That’s right. Once again I betray you, and this time it’s not to set you up as a martyr. It’s to stop you from achieving that which you want. Total control. So…Judas and OOWF’s Queen of the Damned, Angel of Death….the only ones you trusted…..were the only ones in the end who could bring you down.
FW: You know...you had me going with all these 'deadly sins' and you know what? It occurred to Tytan and I that there was someone within the OOWF that represented ALL SEVEN deadly sins wrapped into one package....YOU. It was your WRATH that controlled Tytan and I. It was your GREED that drove you. You were too lazy to do the dirty work yourself, so SLOTH. You were ENVIOUS that the OOWF had gone on successfully without you, and TOO PROUD to admit that you were not the big man anymore. Is that all of them?
Tytan: That leaves Gluttony and Lust, Fire.
FW: I'm so bad at math. What do you think?
Tytan: I think Taco Bell pretty much sums up GLUTTONY. That leaves LUST.
FW: That's easy. Eco wanted me on board the first time he laid eyes on me when he came back to the OOWF.
Tytan: True.
Ecosystem tries to plead his case, but they aren’t giving him the means to be heard.
FW: So, Juni.... you have been tried.....found guilty....and now it's sentencing time. But first, we get our victim impact statements. Tytan?
Tytan knees down next to him.
Tyt: You were once my brother. Then….you know, I became a mass-murderer for you, I believed in you, and all you wanted was some mindless dolls to control. The Juni I loved still lays buried in the grave I left him in. What you have become, you don't deserve a grave. You deserve to be left out for the scavengers to pick at. I wanted my brother back and you took that from me… again.
Tytan kisses him on the forehead stands up, looks down at him and the spits on him.
FW: And now it's my turn....I can't believe I followed you. You LIED to me. You USED me. You DRUGGED me. You separated me from those I love and turned me against them, and them against me....you made me......
Firewoman is shaking with rage and looks VERY much like her old self, before she regains composure and becomes more…detached.
You want to know when I figured it out? When I started to see? It was when you forced me to attack my brother. Yeah, he's not the best brother in the world, but he's still my brother. That was the beginning, Juni. When I asked to talk to Diana alone? It was to ask her to stop the medicine.
Tyt: I don't think you asked. I think you threatened to flay her alive if she didn't wean you off it.
FW: But what really opened my eyes?
She leans down and gets in Eco's face, as he blinks, counting the lights in the ceiling.
FW: There's no way in hell Stank attacked me. Even as a heel, Stank has honor. No way he would attack an impaired opponent. I knew the second you said that, it was you. For that alone, you deserve to pay. Add on the rest of it? You deserve to die. Grab him.
Tytan drops the shovel, and lifts Ecosystem up to hit the Burning Hammer Bomb while Fire gets to the top rope, with Happy Deth Bat. Tytan starts to slam Ecosystem right on top of the shovel, as Fire leaps off, for a springboard leg drop, except she using Happy Deth Bat II as her leg. Eco lays lifeless on the mat as the crowd cheers.
FW: So, Tytan…On behalf of each of my victims. Firewoman stands over him, and reaches down placing the garrote around his neck to hold him still. Tytan grabs the shovel and brings it down seven times on Eco's body, one for each of them, as the crowd counts along. Firewoman releases the garrote and grabs Happy Deth Bat II again.
FW: And now…for what you did to me….
Firewoman raises Happy Deth Bat II right above Ecosystem’s face….pauses…..and brings it down quickly. The crowd collectively gasps, and Alexander can be heard screaming “Don’t!” Firewoman doesn’t show that she hears him, in fact, she still shows absolutely no emotion at all. The bat flies toward Ecosystem’s face, but she STOPS! The nails of Happy Deth Bat II a mere inch from Ecosystem’s face. She grabs another mic, and shows a lot of emotion now….
FW: As much as you deserve this....as much as nothing...NOTHING would make me happier than to splatter your brains across the ring and into the third row, and then grind them into the canvas so deeply that Rick FINALLY has to get a new one.......that would make me no better than you.......and I AM better than you. I am Lisa. Sheehan Quinn. Darling and you…you are NO ONE...... And THAT sparkles with me, Juni. If you even THINK of getting even with me for this? You don't want to. Trust me.
She takes some of Ecosystem's blood and smears it on her face, and then stands, raising Happy Deth Bat triumphantly, while still looking down with pure hatred at Ecosystem. Tytan grabs her other hand and raises it, his shovel in the other. Once done, Tytan goes over to the ropes, turning his back on Fire. Fire gets a smile on her face...the first one we've seen in a long time. As Tytan is stepping under the ropes...
FW: Just...one more piece of business, Tytan.
Tytan backs out of the ropes and turns around...right into a Super kick!! Somehow, Firewoman got her leg all the way up to Tytan's jaw!! He reels back as Fire raises the mic.
FW: Did you think I'd forgotten what YOU did, Tytan? Did you think, as I was staring at the white light coming closer and closer, that I thought "Wow, I hope I get revived so I can go be best friends forever with the man that put me here?!
Fire drops the microphone with a thud. Tytan sits up to get to his feet, but Firewoman hits him in the back with Happy Deth Bat. Tytan falls back in pain and rolls over, and Fire hits him two or three more times, then decides she's made her point. Her music hits, and she rolls out of the ring, grabbing the shovel, and carrying it over her shoulder, dragging Happy Deth Bat behind her. She stalks up the ramp, clearly still in rage-mode, and doesn't see Alexander coming up behind her. He reaches out to gently grab her arm. She whips around ready to strike, but finally sees him, and stops. She drops her arm and they share a look for a while. Finally, Alexander nods, and Firewoman nods back. She continues her way to the back, Alexander walking beside her.
THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS vs. DRINK & DESTROY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Drink and Destroy are announced and make their way to the ring, along with DVD. They come through the fans to get to the ring and it is one great big love fest with the people. After several minutes, they finally fight their way through the throng of adoring fans and hop the guardrail and climb into the ring. Danny and Jack pose on opposite turnbuckles and the fans just eat it up. Their mood turns sour as “Brass Knuckle Kings” plays and Eric, Bryce and their entourage make their way to the ring. The crowd boos the world tag team champions loudly, but they ignore it, or, in Eric’s case, laugh it off. The champs step between the ropes and mock Danny and Jack by posing on the ropes like they did. The crowd litters the ring with debris. They hand off the world tag team titles, Eric and Jack are going to start the match, the bell rings and we are ready to go!
Jack and Eric lock up and Jack grabs a side head lock and takes Eric to the mat. Eric immediately fights to his feet and shoves Jack to the ropes. Eric drops to the mat and Jack steps over him and Jack heads to the ropes again, on the next rebound, Eric leapfrogs Jack, then gets to his feet and tries a hip toss, but Jack blocks it and KILLS him with a clothesline. Jack covers, but Eric kicks out at one. Jack pulls him to his feet and wrings his arm and tags in Danny Taylor. Taylor comes in and drops an elbow across Eric’s arm, then sends him to the ropes, elevates him high into the air, and just lets him fall. Eric slams into the mat stomach first, and gets on his hands and knees grabbing his stomach in pain. Taylor charges in and sends him to the mat with a knee lift. Eric rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor. Larson races around the ring and tries to console his partner, but Jack cuts him off at the pass. Taylor leaves the ring and pulls Eric up and rolls him back into the ring and then follows.
Eric tries to beg off, but Taylor will have none of it. He grabs Eric and pulls him to his feet and lifts him in a vertical suplex, then shows tremendous strength when he walks over and tags in Jack. OBJ climbs to the top rope as Taylor falls backward, dropping Eric on the mat. Jack leaps and drops a knee across Eric’s chest, then rolls through and nails Larson sending him to the floor. Jack covers Eric, but he rolls his shoulder at two. Jack pulls Eric to his feet and whips him into the corner and charges in, but Eric gets a foot up and catches Jack on the jaw. Jack staggers away, and when he turns around, Eric runs out of the corner and sends him to the mat with a clothesline, then drags Jack to the BKK corner and tags in Larson.
Bryce comes into the ring and grabs Jack’s legs and it looks like he is going to try a sharpshooter, but instead he just drops a knee on Jack’s jewels, drawing a warning from the referee. Larson ignores the ref and covers, but Jack kicks out at two. Larson pulls Jack to his feet and sends him to the ropes, catches him on the rebound and plants him with a nice spine buster. He covers again, but once again Jack kicks out at two. Larson gets to his feet and tags in Eric, then pulls Jack up and chokes him on the top rope, then lifts his legs so he is hanging throat first on the ropes. Eric bounds off the opposite ropes and leaps over Larson’s back and comes crashing down on Jack’s back, snapping his head off the ropes as well. Eric covers Jack, but Jack kicks out at two.
Eric pulls Jack up and sets him up for a pile driver, but Jack reverses it into an ALABAMA SLAM! Eric’s head bounces off the mat and his eyes glaze over. Jack starts to crawl to his corner and the crowd is hot for the tag. Jack is almost there when Eric grabs his leg and tries to pull him away from the corner. Jack turns and lands several stiff kicks to Eric’s jaw, finally forcing him to drop Jack’s leg. Jack lunges toward his corner and makes the hot tag to Danny Taylor and the crowd erupts.
Taylor comes in and sends Eric to the mat with a punch, Larson comes in and gets the same. They both get up and Taylor grabs their heads, DOUBLE NOGGING KNOCKER! Larson staggers away on rubber legs, DDT lifts Eric and hits an atomic drop, sending him crashing into his partner, sending Larson out of the ring to the floor. Eric staggers backward and Taylor grabs him and hits a belly to back suplex, bridges, and gets the one, two, thre…..NO! Eric kicked out just before the three! Eric is in a world of trouble, he struggles to his feet and tries to make the tag, but Larson is struggling on the floor to get to his feet. Taylor grabs Eric from behind, spins him around and PLANTS him with the DYNAMITE DROP! The crowd erupts when Taylor gets to his feet and makes the motion for the CHOMP! He tags in Jack and Jack pulls Eric up and sets him up, but before he can hit it, Larson slides into the ring and BLASTS Jack with a brass knuckle shot to the jaw! Jack collapses to the mat, just about out cold. Larson does this right in front of the referee! The ref immediately calls for the bell! WINNERS in 10:10 by disqualification – Drink & Destroy
Larson drags Eric out of the ring, and they grab their tag team titles and head to the back, helped by their entourage. Inside the ring, Taylor seethes in anger and kneels next to his partner who is just starting to come around
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MATT FOLZ vs. DH MAGNUSSON vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Match“Firewoman” by The Cult plays and Fire makes her way to the ring. After her turn on Eco and Tytan tonight, the fans cheer her wildly, proving that fans are idiots. She makes it to the ring and waits in the corner. DH Magnusson is announced next and “The Midnight Son” makes his way through the crowd into the ring. He hops the guardrail and waits in the corner opposite of Firewoman, just staring at her. Finally, the OOWF Intercontinental champion Matt Folz is announced and makes his way to the ring. The fans really don’t know how to react to Folz, so they just give him polite applause. Folz hands off the title and the match is ready to begin. DH and Folz move to the middle of the ring, Fire is about to join them, when a heavily bandaged Tytan hops the guardrail and grabs Fire and pulls her out of the ring. The two of them brawl around ringside and up the ramp. It certainly looks like Fire is not going to be coming back to the ring anytime soon. The referee starts the ten count while Folz and Magnusson watch. At about six Fire realizes what is going on and tries to turn toward the ring, but Tytan grabs a chair and SLAMS it across the back of Fire’s head. Fire falls to the floor and tries to get up, but the referee gets to ten. Folz and Magnusson are still looking around wondering what is going on. The announcer makes the following announcement: Firewoman has been counted out of the match. The match will continue on as a one on one match up until there is a winnerTytan stands at the top of the ramp, clearly in a rage, but also quite happy with himself. Fire gets to her feet and realizes what Tytan has done and turns and charges at him. They brawl again, and finally OOWF Security (again) separates them and gets them to the back. Inside the ring, DH is watching what is going on and doesn’t see Folz come up behind him, Folz rolls him up for a quick two count. Magnusson is able to kick out, and he spins to his feet to face Folz, but Folz rocks him with a European uppercut, then sends him to the ropes, but Folz lowers his head a moment too soon and DH catches him with a kick to the jaw standing him up, DH then hits a discus clothesline sending him to the mat. Magnusson covers, but Folz kicks out at two. DH pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a knee to the gut, then takes him over with a tilt-a-whirl suplex, gets to his feet and drops several legs across Folz’s chest and covers again, but once again the champ kicks out at two. Magnusson pulls him up and shoves him into the corner and hits several shoulder blocks to his gut, but after the third, Folz leaps over DH’s back and rolls him up with a sunset flip. Magnusson kicks out at two and gets to his feet, and grabs Folz, but Folz breaks the hold, slips behind DH and drops him with an OLYMPIC SLAM! Folz covers again, but DH kicks out at two. Folz grabs DH’s leg and begins to work it over with kicks and various leg locks. DH won’t submit, and Folz can’t keep him down for a three count. Finally Folz pulls DH to his feet and shoves him into the corner and charges in, but DH gets a foot up. Folz puts on the brakes before he slams into DH’s foot, grabs his leg and twists him to the mat and drags him in the middle of the ring and traps him in the ANKLE LOCK! Magnusson snarls in pain but will not give up. Folz keeps the pressure on, but he can’t make DH tap. Magnusson finally drags himself, and Folz, to the bottom rope and forces the break. DH uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet and gingerly tries to put weight on his knee. Folz darts in, but DH backdrops him over the top rope to the floor. DH takes a few steps and drops to one knee, clearly in pain. He tries to flex his knee and work some of the kinks out of that and his ankle. On the outside, Folz is just getting to his feet when someone charges in and BLASTS him in the face with the Intercontinental title! What the hell? It’s DARIUS PRENTISS! Prentiss slips into the ring and waits for DH to stand up, then chop blocks his leg, rolling his ankle as well. DH howls in pain and falls to the mat grabbing his leg and ankle. Prentiss wastes no time and grabs Magnusson’s leg and traps him in some sort of MMA leg submission move. Magnusson howls in pain again, as Prentiss threatens to break his leg. The referee, obviously, has thrown this match out. WINNER – No Contest in 23:11 Before Prentiss can snap Magnusson’s leg, a bloody Matt Folz gets back into the ring and goes after Prentiss. Darius releases the hold and bails out of the ring. He backs up the ramp slowly watching both Folz and Magnusson in the ring. Folz begs Prentiss to come back while DH slowly gets up, but is having a hard time putting any weight on the leg. Folz turns and looks at him, then bails out of the ring and heads up the ramp himself. Officials come to the ring and help Magnusson, but he shoves them away. He gets out of the ring and limps to the back, and the crowd roars this show of will. STANK vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Invitational Finals, Winner Becomes the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion“The Trooper” plays and Chris Evans makes his way to the ring. He has his ribs and shoulder taped up, but it appears that at the moment, the adrenaline is flowing. He sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring and climbs on the ropes where the fans boo him. He waves them off and takes off his Onslaught championship and hands it to one of the ringside assistants. He turns and looks at the ramp as “Skin” plays and Stank comes out from the back. The fans give him a very mixed reaction, someone has to be the face I guess. Stank comes out, and seems to have a larger knee brace on than earlier tonight. Stank limps a little, but then forces himself to walk normal to the ring. He climbs up the steps and steps between the ropes, never taking his eyes off of Evans. The referee calls them both to the middle and gives instructions, then holds the OOWF World Heavyweight Title in the air for everyone to see. He calls for the bell and the finals of the OOWF Invitational are underway. Someone is going to walk out of the ring as the new OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. The two men move out of their corners and slowly circle. They move to lock up and Evans lands a kick on Stank’s knee, while Stank retaliates with a punch to Evans ribs. Both men wince in pain, and back off. Evans looks out at the crowd for a moment, then turns and charges at Stank and catches him with a dropkick square on the knee that sends him to the mat. Evans immediately pounces on Stank bringing several axe handle shots down on the back of Stank’s head. Stank fights to one knee, but Evans is in a fury, he grabs Stank by the head and hammers him with repeated knees to the skull, until Stank slumps to the mat. Evans races to the ropes, springs off the middle rope and lands a moonsault on Stank that gets him a two count. Evans clutches at his ribs, but it doesn’t slow him down. He gets to his feet and grabs Stank’s arm and wrings it, then catches him with a savate kick across the chest sending Stank staggering back to the corner. Evans charges in, but Stank lifts his knee and catches Evans right in the ribs. Evans staggers away and slumps to his knees in the middle of the ring clutching his ribs and gasping for air. Stank explodes out of the corner and hits a falling clothesline on the back of Evans head, driving his face into the mat. Stank gets to his feet and grabs Evans arms like he is going to curbstomp him, and he does, sort of, instead of stomping on the back of his head, he stomps his ribs. Stank releases Evans and he falls to the mat, then Stank bounds off the ropes and drops a big elbow onto Evans. Stank hooks him and rolls him over, but Evans kicks out at two. Stank keeps him on the mat and traps him in a sitting abdominal stretch. Evans howls in pain, but refuses to give up. Stank takes his elbow and drives it into Evans ribs, hammering them with repeated shots. Evans looks like he is about to pass out, but he will not quit. Stank pulls him to his feet, bear hugs him and DRIVES him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex! Stank covers, but again, Evans kicks out at two. Stank pulls Evans to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Evans baseball slides out of the ring and catches his breath and tries to walk off sore ribs. Good luck with that. He tries to bait Stank into leaving the ring, but Stank stands in the middle of the ring with his arms crossed. Finally Evans comes back into the ring and they lock up. Evans rakes Stank’s eyes, then sweeps Stank’s legs from beneath him sending him to the mat. Evans grabs Stank’s leg and pulls him to the ropes and drops a knee across Stank’s knee several times. Stank grabs his pain but when the referee asks him if he wants to quit, Stank tells him to go to hell. Evans pulls Stank to the corner, then slams his leg into the ring post several times. The referee is counting, and warns Evans about the post. Evans rolls into the ring and breaks the count, then goes right back out and slams Stank’s leg into the post again, then traps him in a POST ASSISTED FIGURE FOUR! Stank howls in pain as Evans threatens to snap his leg. The referee starts a ten count and Evans breaks at six and slides into the ring. Stank is clearly in agony. Evans pulls Stank to his feet and shoves him to the ropes, Stank limps back and Evans catches him in a rolling single leg crab, then immediately reverses it into a STF! Stank’s knee is being bent at an angle knees were not intended to bend, and Evans is pulling back HARD on his head! Can Evans make Stank quit? The referee is right there asking Stank, but Stank will not give. The big man pulls himself to the bottom rope and finally, after minutes of agony, forces Evans to break the hold. Evans keeps the move locked on until the referee hits four, and releases just in time. This time Stank slides out of the ring to get a breather, but Evans has no intention of letting him recover. He charges across the ring and leaps over the ropes at Stank, but the big man ducks out of the way and Evans SLAMS ribs first into the guard rail. Evans turns pale with pain and slumps to the floor. Both men are down, and the referee starts the count. Stank manages to stand first, barely, and grabs Evans and rolls him into the ring and follows just before the ten count. Stank bounces off the ropes, staggers to a prone Evans and drops his weight down onto the small of Evans back. Stank hooks his arms and pulls him back in a CAMEL CLUTCH! Evans is trembling with pain, but will not quit. Stank slams his forearm across Evans face several times, drawing some blood from his nose, but Evans still will not quit. Finally Stank breaks the hold and pulls Evans up, scoops him up and charges into the corner with a slam. He leaves Evans hanging there, tied in the Tree of Woe. Stank takes a moment and tries to work some feeling into his knee, then charges into the corner, but Evans sits up! Stank’s knee slams into the turnbuckle and he staggers backward. Evans frees himself from the Tree of Woe and climbs to the top rope. As Stank turns around Evans nails him with a missile drop kick, right on the jaw. Evans takes a second, the impact from hitting the mat had to be hell, but drags himself over to Stank and covers, but Stank kicks out. Evans gets to his feet and once again, grabs Stank’s leg and this time traps him in the LIONS DEN! Stank once again snarls in pain, he has to feel like his knee is going to explode at this point. Evans remains bridged and has hold of Stank’s head, but he is clearly in pain as well. Evans tries several minutes to get the submission, but Stank will not give in. Finally he breaks the hold and clutches his ribs. Stank’s knee could well be shattered at this point. Evans staggers back into the corner and waits for Stank to get on his hands and knees, then charges in for the Randy Orton Punt of Doom, but Stank pulls back at the last second and sweeps Evans foot from beneath him, sending him hard to the mat. Stank pounces on Evans, HAMMERING him MMA style with forearms and fists to the head and chest. Evans is stunned, and Stank falls on him and covers, hooking his leg hard, but to his credit, Evans kicks out again. Stank peels Evans off the ropes and grabs the back of his head and slams it into the turnbuckle, then slams him in the face with a head butt, then back into the turnbuckle. Evans staggers a bit, but Stank grabs him and sends him to the ropes and PLANTS him with a POWERSLAM! Stank hooks Evans hard, but again Evans kicks out. Stank shows a little frustration, and Evans coughs up a little blood. Stank pulls him up once again and whips him into the corner and follows him in for a clothesline, but Evans slips out of the ring and Stank crashes into the corner. He staggers backward a few steps and Evans climbs to the top and leaps trying a hurracarana. Stank catches him and it looks like Evans is in for a powerbomb fest here, but YOU CAN NOT POWERBOMB CHIRS EVANS! He slides down Stank’s back and rolls him up for a two count, when Stank kicks out, Evans keeps hold of his leg and traps him in the ODE TO CANADA! Just like that, Stank finds himself in trouble again. Evans leans back as far as he can, the referee checks on Stank, but he will not quit. Stank begins to pull a Bret Hart versus Curt Hennig from Summer Slam (I don’t recall which) and starts pulling on Evans legs to reverse the sharpshooter! Stank manages to break Evans balance and rolls them both and comes up with a sharpshooter of his own! He quickly breaks the hold though and turns and POUNCES on Evans and traps him in the SOUTHERN COMFORT! Evans is in a world of trouble now! Evans is starting to fade, Stank has the move cinched in hard. Evans can’t pull them both, but he manages to remain conscious long enough to get the very tip of his finger on the bottom rope. It is enough, and the referee calls for the break. Stank releases the hold and Evans lies there in a heap, clinging to consciousness. Stank manages to get to his feet and flips Evans over and tries to pull him to his feet, and Evans shows he was playing a little possum and rolls Stank into a small package! Evans gets a two count as Stank kicks out with just a fraction of a second to spare. This match has now passed forty-five minutes, meaning both men have wrestled well over an hour tonight. Evans pulls himself to his feet and waits for Stank to stand up when he does, Evans POPS him with a super kick to the jaw. Stank’s eyes roll up into the back of his head and he falls to the mat. Evans, who had fallen to his knees grabbing his ribs, gets to his feet, calls for the TORONTO TWISTER again and slowly climbs to the top rope. Evans gets to the top, but now it was Stank’s turn to play a little possum. He gets to his feet and lunges at the ropes, knocking Evans off balance and crotching him on the top rope. Stank grabs Evans and hits the CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! Stank crawls over to Evans, covers, hooks both legs hard and gets the one, two, THREE! Evans couldn’t kick out this time, and we have a NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! WINNER in 49:55 and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Stank Stank takes the title and slumps to the mat. Moose and LD come out to the top of the ramp and hold up the Five salute. Stank sees them and smirks, then pulls himself to his feet and stands in the ring and holds up the Five salute with the title draped over his shoulder as we fade to black. Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF MADNESS PPV, Live! March, 27th from Ica, Peru. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, March 2nd, live from La Guadalupe, Colombia.
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