OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From La Guadalupe, Colombia
<before MidWeek Mayhem starts, while we are still on a black screen, we see something appear……
336 Hours………..what could that mean?>
MOOSEHEAD JACK & STAN FULTON vs. THE PRESIDENT & PSYKLEPsykle and The President make their way to the ring and step between the ropes. Clearly, as at the pay per view, they are not thrilled with teaming with one another. This time The President demands that he start the match. Psykle just shrugs his shoulders and heads to the apron and waits. Moosehead Jack and Stan Fulton are announced, Moose gets booed loudly, Stan gets some cheers, but gets booed by association. They ignore the fans and climb into the ring. Fulton sees The President already in the ring and nods. Moose heads to the apron, the referee calls for the bell and we are ready to go.
The President and Stan Fulton circle and lock up, Fulton easily pushes him into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, Fulton backs off to the middle of the ring and TP watches him. TP moves out of the corner and they lock up again, this time TP slips behind Fulton and kicks his knees, dropping the big man to one knee. TP bounds off the ropes and catches Fulton with a bulldog, dropping him to the mat. TP rolls Fulton over and covers, but Stan kicks out at one.
TP pulls Fulton to his corner and wrings his arm and tags in Psykle. Psykle comes in and drops an elbow across Fulton’s arm, then sends him to the ropes and shows some impressive strength by back dropping the big man. Fulton rolls to one knee and Psykle charges in for a boot to the face, but Fulton catches it, stands up, then KILLS Psykle with a clothesline. Fulton reaches out and tags Moose in, Moose comes into the ring and drops a knee across Psykle’s chest, then charges across the ring and knocks TP to the floor. Moose turns back to Psykle, who is just standing up, he grabs the big man by the head and nails him with a jawbreaker. Psykle staggers backward against the ropes and Moose kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a DDT, but Psykle powers through and DRIVES Moose into the corner.
Psykle frees himself and hammers Moose with knees to the ribs and face, then pulls him out of the corner and lifts him for a suplex and brings him straight down BRAINBUSTER! Psykle floats over and covers Moose, but Moose kicks out at two, barely. Psykle pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Moose catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands him up, then levels him with a spinning chop to the throat. Moose tags in Fulton, and Stan comes in and waits for Psykle to get to his feet. He charges in, but Psykle catches him and PLANTS him with an AA spine buster! Psykle gets to his feet and looks at Moose and tags in The President.
The President hops into the ring and heads toward Fulton, who is on one knee, when Psykle POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Psykle’s gaze remains fixed on Moose as he leaves the ring and backs up the ramp. Inside the ring, Fulton gets to his feet, hits the ropes and lands the DROPLINE! He covers The President and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 6:28 – Moosehead Jack & Stan Fulton
Psykle stands at the top of the ramp, again, not taking his eyes off of Moose. Moose climbs the turnbuckle and watches him. As Psykle turns and heads to the back, we see LD Williams standing just behind the curtain. Psykle stops and looks at him for a moment, they share a nod, and Psykle moves on.
TYTAN vs. LD WILLIAMSTrinity may be a thing of the past but some of the issues from within still remain and this is one of those issues as the conflict between Williams and Tytan is just heating up. Tytan’s music hits and he makes his way down to ringside first to a mostly negative reaction, but there are some people who appreciate his actions against Ecosystem on Sunday. Tytan still ignores them as he walks down to ringside carrying his shovel. He places the shovel near the announcers before stepping into the ring and waiting for one of the living legends of the OOWF. LD’s music hits next and the crowd is much more supportive and positive, but there are again small pockets of negativity based on the fear of a return of the Five. LD is focused as he makes his way down to ringside and he meets Tytan in the center of the ring and a stare down occurs. Angelo Barros separates the two for a moment and calls for the bell to get us started here.
LD looks for the lockup, but Tytan isn’t having that and instead starts clubbing away at LD’s back. LD drops to a knee and rolls away from the physical attack of Tytan before getting back to a vertical base and rethinking his strategy. Tytan charges into the corner, but LD slips away and chops Tytan’s knee from behind. Tytan struggles to stay on his feet, but LD senses weakness and throws a low dropkick at Tytan’s leg once again. It connects, but once again Tytan is only staggered but stays on his feet. LD tries a different tactic as he throws some quick leg kicks, but Tytan is able to catch one and brings LD in close and goozles him. Before LD can fight it off, Tytan wraps both hands around LD’s throat and lifts him high in the air…CHOKEBOMB connects.
And now Tytan takes over the match as he uses his size and power to keep LD grounded and in pain. Clubbing forearms to the small of LD’s back and it looks like Tytan is trying to weaken the core of LD’s body and set him up for his finisher. LD struggles and gets a few hope spots but each time it looks close, Tytan’s power is too much and he takes the sails out of LD’s comeback. Tytan is looking quite impressive in this match and it looks like he’s seizing the opportunity as he lifts LD up in a gorilla press and seemingly mocks the audience with it. But that proves to be a mistake as LD wriggles out of Tytan’s hands and falls to his feet behind Tytan and nails him with a LUNGBLOWER. Both men are down for the moment before the ref starts his count. Both men stagger to their feet at the 6 count and they meet in the center of the ring and start trading blows. The experience of LD comes into play as he knows he can’t fight this style and he quickly drops low once again with another drop kick.
Finally, the amount of work LD has done to Tytan’s knee seems to be taking effect as Tytan drops to a knee and LD quickly follows up with a STEP-UP SHINING WIZARD. LD on the attack now as we continue deeper in the match and we hear the announcer come over the sound system with a
15 minutes elapsed, 5 minutes remain announcement. Both wrestlers ignore it and LD stays on the attack as he lifts Tytan with a scoop slam and quickly follows with a running knee drop across Tytan’s throat. He goes for a cover but Tytan with a big kickout at 2.
LD lifts Tytan up but that may be a mistake as Tytan grabs him by the arm and quickly spins him into a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE that damn near takes Williams head off. Tytan back in control for a few more moments and he looks to end this match before it goes any further and lifts LD up for the HELLEVATOR. But LD kicks away at Tytan’s head and forces him to let go and he lands behind Tytan once again. A dropkick to the back sends Tytan crashing into the corner headfirst. LD backs up a few steps and gets a running start and nails a LD EXPRESS into the corner. LD makes another cover…
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No, Tytan’s able to kick out. LD looks to continue the attack as he drags Tytan to the center of the ring. He looks to lock in the SHARPSHOOTER, but Tytan kicks LD away and staggers to his feet. As Williams charges again, Tytan quickly hits a BLACK HOLE SLAM. Tytan’s turn to make the cover…
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No, LD rolls a shoulder. Tytan feels the end is near as he drags LD up to his feet. Tytan whips him hard into the corner and LD is in serious trouble now as Tytan steps back and seems to be setting LD up for the KRAKEN. LD shakes the cobwebs free as he stands up and just as soon as Tytan charges LD notices…SUPERKICK stops Tytan dead in his tracks and bends him over. LD explodes out of the corner with a RUNNING CANADIAN DESTROYER…OH MY GOD!!! That has to be it as LD makes the cover…
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3!!!
LD Williams gets some payback tonight as he pulls out a very hard fought, back-and-forth match.
WINNER in 18:04…LD Williams.
DH MAGNUSSON vs. DARIUS PRENTISSDarius Prentiss makes his way to the ring first, accompanied by Charlotte Everstark. They receive a less-than-stellar response from the crowd, which is not surprising given Darius’ actions at the End of Days.. The reaction doesn’t seem to affect the youngster, however, as he climbs confidently into the ring. As he stretches on the ropes, the lights dim, and the crowd comes unglued as D.H. Magnusson comes through the crowd. The Midnight Son hops the railing and rolls into the ring. He stands toe-to-toe with the much smaller Prentiss, but the young man doesn’t flinch. The stare down continues and words are exchanged as referee Junior Hale hastily gives them their instruction and calls for the bell.
As soon as the bell rings Prentiss drives the leg and takes Magnusson to the mat. He tries to roll him over into an ankle lock, but DH kicks him off and gets to his feet. Prentiss drives an elbow into his gut and follows up with a palm strike to the chin. He presses his attack with elbows and forearms until DH catches a punch and sends him to the ropes, turning him inside out with a clothesline. Prentiss gets to his feet and DH nails him with a knee lift and bundles him into the corner. He pummels Prentiss with punches and sends him across the ring. Prentiss dodges a charge and drives a knee into DH’s kidneys when he hits the turnbuckles. He grabs DH’s head and pulls him into a backstabber. He rolls the big man over and sits on his back, driving elbows into the back of his head. DH manages to brace his arms and flip over, throwing Prentiss off. He gets to his knees and explodes off the mat when Prentiss gets up, slamming into him with a spear. Now DH is in a mount hammering away with elbows until Prentiss manages to slip out from under him.
Both men get to their feet and Darius tries to close, but DH catches him with a hard left to the jaw. He buries a knee in Prentiss’ gut and drives an elbow into the back of his head. He hauls him up for a long delayed vertical suplex and floats over into a cover, but Prentiss rolls a shoulder at two. DH drags him up and winds him up for the Jersey Hammer, but Prentiss ducks it and drops to his knees. He drives an elbow into the side of DH’s knee and as he falls twists him into an arm bar, wrapping his legs around DH’s shoulder for added leverage. Junior checks, and DH refuses to give up. DH manages to get his knees and then his feet under him, dragging Prentiss with him as he gets up. Prentiss hangs on doggedly and DH, with a roar of effort, lifts him entirely off the ground and slams his skull into the mat, He repeats the maneuver twice more before Prentiss’ grip slackens and he can pull himself free.
DH gets up, trying to shake the life back into his shoulder. Prentiss charges at him, but DH sidesteps, slinging him to the ropes and planting him with a spine buster. DH gets slowly to his feet and drags Prentiss up, but eats an elbow to the jaw followed by a head butt to the shoulder. Prentiss follows up with a series of strikes to the shoulder, and comes off the ropes with a dropkick to the same spot. DH is staggered, and Prentiss sends him to the ropes. He ducks his head a little too soon and DH takes advantage, driving Prentiss’ face into his knee. The move bounces Prentiss upright and DH slips behind him. He tries to set up the Dream Street, but Prentiss elbows free. Prentiss tries an Irish whip but DH reverses, sending him to the ropes and following a step behind with a clothesline that takes both men over the ropes to the floor.
DH gets up as Junior’s count reaches four. He tries to pull Prentiss to his feet, but Prentiss falls back and hauls DH forward, sending him shoulder first into the ring post. Prentiss tries to follow up with a punch to the shoulder, but DH dodges and he hits steel. DH gets behind him and tries to hook the Dream Street, but Prentiss swings his legs up and pushes off the ring post, flipping over DH and driving him to the floor, locking in a Fujiwara arm bar as they fall. Charlotte Everstark circles the ring, shouting at
Prentiss to watch the count, but he seems oblivious, cranking in the hold. Junior reaches ten and calls for the bell.
WINNER - Double Count out at 11:45
After the match, Everstark continues to speak into Darius’ ear as security reaches ringside. Finally he releases the hold and he and Charlotte head up the aisle. Medical personnel approach DH but he shoves them away, climbing the railing and heading back through the crowd.
FIREWOMAN vs. ECOSYSTEM"Come To Me" by Inkubus Sukkubus plays over the titantron as Firewoman comes out to a general pop that settles into a mildly positive if mixed reaction. She keeps her head down, nods to the fans, slides into the ring and waits.
"I know who you are, the leader of lost souls, you can't kill me..."
Ecosystem comes from behind the curtain, bandaged and bruised, and holding a microphone. He is flanked by his new bodyguard, Commander Jackson. He raises the mic to his mouth as the crowd boos.
Eco: Really? (Boos) Really? You want to boo me over this traitorous bitch? You really want to buy into all her pretty words, her paint-by-numbers apology? This woman who still plays around with the worst criminals of my homeland, you cheer her over the self-made man?
Eco is walking down to the ring as he’s speaking, antagonizing the fans as he walks. Jackson puts his hand on his semi-automatic, drawing a hush.
Eco: You know, I’m sure it would be the tough guy thing to do to just shrug off my injuries—injuries from your betrayal and assault—and face you, Lisa Darling. But you know what? I don’t feel like it. You betrayed my trust, rejected my charity, and you are not worth a minute of my time. I’m taking the night off, I’ll take the pay cut. In fact--*oof*
Firewoman slides out of the ring and baseball slides Eco in the face, knocking him back against the rail! Commander Jackson quickly swings his gun and catches Fire in the ribs, knocking her back. He points the gun at her, but Eco waves him down. Fire rises, and Eco kicks her in the face as the referee goes ahead and rings the bell, because why not, right? Eco rolls Firewoman into the ring and quickly climbs up to the top rope, but Fire knocks into the ropes and crotches Eco on the top. She slaps him HARD as she climbs up for a superplex, leaving him momentarily dazed. Recovering, Eco grabs her shoulder and bites into her neck, causing her to fall back. Eco jumps off the top rope with a dropkick to the chest of Fire, though he lands hard himself. He then rolls out of the ring, gesturing for Jackson to walk him back and taking his microphone.
Firewoman gives chase however, jumping Eco from behind and attempting to choke him out. He snapmares her off and jumps into the audience as Commander Jackson tries to block her. She leaps over Jackson into the audience and begins to give chase, as the referee counts to 10.
Winner in 2:11…No Contest.
Eco pulls the microphone to his mouth.
Eco: $300 dollars to anyone who holds her! Five hundred. Right now.Suddenly men and women start charging at Fire, two men on each arm and a large woman holding her torso. Eco saunters up to her as she struggles.
Eco: Excellent. That’s $1500 to distribute in a bit…funny how these people all turn on you over a little pocket change, eh? That’s just the character of our culture…that’s why when money is involved, all your little concerns about honor go away.Eco raises up his left hand and unscrews the tip of his pinky finger as Fire gouges the eyes of one of the men, who falls back.
Eco: $400 for the next.Another man jumps on, this time clasping Fire’s hand tightly as she struggles.
Eco: As we were saying…I’m not ashamed to have had my finger cut by those criminals. I owe them nothing. I am a success whether or not they choose to accept it, whether or not they’re ashamed of me. And you can—quite literally—choke on that.Eco suddenly pulls Fire’s mouth open and jams the prosthetic finger down her throat even as she bites him. The people all pull away in horror as Fire falls to a knee, trying to cough up the prosthetic so that she can breathe.
Eco: Are you having some trouble breathing, Lisa? I think I remember the Heimlich. Here…Eco pulls Fire’s arms behind her head and executes a modified CURBSTOMP! Fire coughs out the finger on impact, and Eco picks it up before throwing some money in the air, which the people jump for, and walking out with Commander Jackson.
THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. TEXPRESS – Best of Seven Series – Match 3: Scaffold MatchThe Flyin’ Hawai’ians step into the arena first, led by Noelani. As they make their way to ringside, focus etched on their faces, the camera pans across the ring. Scaffold has been constructed on either side of the ring with a long narrow platform stretching between them. A railing surrounds either end of the platform, but the middle section is open, with a twenty foot drop to the canvas. To win, a team will have to cause both opponents to fall to the ring below. Kai and Aina stand on either side of one end of the scaffold, checking its strength. They look up at the platform and then look to Noelani. After a dramatic pause she throws her arms up, pointing at the platform, and the Hawai’ians start to climb. As they reach the top, the lights dim and the Texpress make their entrance. Chad Madison and Zane Meyers receive a tremendous reaction but they hardly acknowledge it, marching straight to the ring. With barely a hesitation they start to climb. When they reach the top. Referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell and we’re underway.
Both teams start out hesitantly, with Zane and Kai making their way across the scaffold toward each other. Just before they reach clinching distance, Aina sprints across the scaffold towards them. Kai drops to his knees and Aina springs off his back and levels Zane with a clothesline. Zane hits the scaffold and rolls, just stopping himself before he goes off the edge. Aina lands on his feet, still running, and tackles Chad, driving him into the railing at the end of the scaffold. Aina pivots and snapsmares Chad, locking him a chinlock. Chad works his way to his feet and elbows free. Meanwhile, Kai pounces on Zane, hammering him with punches. He drags Zane to his feet and attempts to throw him off the side, but Zane hangs on to him, regaining his balance. Zane grabs Kai around the waist and lifts him for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Kai manages to clap his arms across Zane’s ears and break free. Zane turns toward his end of the scaffold just as Chad Irish whips Aina toward him. Zane ducks and hits backdrop. Kai somehow manages to catch his brother and set him down safely, but Chad runs across the scaffold and hits them with a split-legged dropkick.
Zane grabs Aina and drags him toward the relative safety of the end of the scaffold. He kicks him in the stomach and tries a DDT, but Aina drops to his knees to block. He elbows Zane repeatedly in the knee until it buckles, and then starts hammering away with punches until Zane blocks one and drives Aina’s head into the platform. In the middle of the scaffold, Chad pulls Kai to his feet, but eats an elbow to the gut followed by a knee to the face. Chad staggers, and Kai takes a step to the side and pops him with a super kick. Chad teeters and falls off the edge! Somehow he manages to catch the platform and hang on. Kai stomps on Chad’s fingers until one hand lets go, but before he can start on the other, Zane spins him around and hammers himself in the face with a forearm. Chad grabs the structure under the platform with his free hand and swings himself underneath.
The Hawai’ians are quick to take advantage of the two-on-one situation, as Aina attacks Zane from behind while he’s tied up with Kai. The brothers play a little bit of back-and-forth, staggering Zane with alternating punches, and then they try to throw him off with a tandem hip toss. Zane drops to a seated position to block, and manages to pull both Hawai’ians off-balance. Zane rolls into Kai’s legs tripping him up. Aina grabs him before he falls of the edge, but Zane drives an elbow into the back of Aina’s head. Aina pitches forward and, already off-balance, goes over the edge. Fortunately for him, he’s close enough to the scaffolding column to grab it and break his fall. Kai grabs Zane, but Zane doubles him over with a knee to the gut. He lifts Kai and hits a delayed vertical suplex, causing the entire structure to shudder.
Under the platform, Chad swings toward Aina. Aina sees him coming and swings both feet up, catching him in the chest. He does it a second, and then a third time, and Chad loses his grip. He falls, but manages to clutch Aina around the waist. He swings over and manages to get his legs into the structure, but Aina lets go with one hand and starts punching him. Chad tries to hang on, but loses his grip and ends up dangling upside-down from the structure. Aina heads toward him, but sees Zane trying to push his partner off of the platform and scrambles up to help him.
Zane sees Aina coming and greets him with a kick to the head as he tries to climb back onto the platform. Zane stomps on Aina, trying to make him let go, until Kai clubs him in the back. Kai spins Zane around and hits a sitout face buster. Aina climbs up and joins his brother. They pummel Zane, and back him to the railing. They scoop Zane up and hit a tandem body slam. Kai pulls Zane to his feet and lifts him up as Aina climbs to the top of the railing. It looks like they’re setting up the Moloka’i Cocktail! Neither of them see Chad scramble onto the platform behind them. He dives across the scaffold and clips Kai’s knee, causing him to fall just as Aina leaps. With no one to spear, Aina crashes full speed into the platform. He catches himself at the edge, but is over-balanced and goes over the side, falling to the mat. Kai detangles himself from Zane and gets to his feet. Chad throws a super kick, but Kai catches it. He hangs onto his foot and backs him toward the edge. Chad swings his free leg up and turns it into a head scissors, flipping Kai over the side all the way to the mat. Chad goes over the side as well, but Zane dives across the platform and catches his hands, stopping his fall.
WINNERS, in 11:42, and leading the series 2-1, The Texpress.
After the match, Zane hauls Chad back onto the platform. Noelani checks on her team in the ring as the Texpress celebrate on top of the scaffold.
CHRIS EVANS vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match"There can be only one” and Alexander Darling makes his way down the ramp to some marginal cheering. Darling tries to rally the crowd up once he's in the ring, with limited success. Oh well, poor Alex. Your champion, Chris Evans, gets a similar reaction as “The Trooper” fires up, but at least his has some boos mixed in, so it sounds louder. Good for him. He gets in and goes to a neutral corner. Senior Referee Davis Hightower requests the belt from Evans, who compiles. Hightower holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF Onslaught Championship. He hands the belt to the outside and calls for the two to meet in the middle of the ring, per Onslaught Rules Custom. Evans extends his hand for a handshake, but Darling looks at him like he's crazy and just turns around and walks away. That's as close as we're gonna get. Hightower calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Evans is displeased, and sprints after Darling before he can turn around, and starts throwing hockey punches at Alex. These are closed fist punches. These are not allowed.
Chris Evans has been issued his first warning. Silly Cubby. Darling tries to shake out the cobwebs, but Evans is right on Alex again. However this time when he swings, his arm grabbed by Alex. Darling maneuvers Evans slowly and painfully around into one hell of an arm bar, that looks like it's threatening to dislocate his shoulder permanently. He forces Evans down to the ground and places his knee into his ribs for extra leverage. The ribs that are already “like dust” as some people might say. Evans stretches and tries to roll to get free but nothing's working. Alex repositions his foot and it ends up stepping on some of Evans' hair. Evans yells out and Hightower has no choice but to
issue Alexander Darling his first warning. That was even dumber than Evans' warning. Darling backs off and argues with Hightower that it was inadvertent, but Hightower insists that “rules is rules”. Evans gets up, leaving a large chunk of his hair on the floor, and as he does, he touches where it once was, and yep. We have have bleeding. He looks at Alex, and they both smile. Evans does a nice display of wiping the blood across his chest, and we go to a traditional lock up.
Exchange of wristlocks and arm locks and all manner of things occur. Evans finally gets a good wristlock on Alex and leads him over to the side. He pulls him into a kick to the gut which sends him backward, and gives Evans the chance to hit the top rope for a moonsault. He knocks Alex over, gets a flash 1-count on Darling, who powers out easily. Evans is up with a few kicks, and then runs the ropes for an elbow drop. He runs and hits the top rope again and slingshots himself off with a flipping leg drop. Another cover, and this one gets two. Evans goes to hit the ropes again, but this time Alex is up and catches Evans on the rebound with a sweet Release German Suplex. He grabs what's left of Evans' hair and pulls him up and into a short-armed clothesline that sends Evans back to the mat. Alex hits the ropes now and flies off into a knee drop onto Evans' throat. He holds it there for a bit....holds it...holds it...and holds it a bit too long.
Alexander Darling has been issued his second warning. He backs off quickly but decides to go right for a cover...1...2...NO! Evans manages to roll the shoulder.
Darling pulls Evans up to a standing position by his chin, and Evans takes the opportunity to start hammering away at Alex's ribs. He gets enough separation he's able to apply some kicks 'educated-feet' style, driving Alex back further. He grabs an arm and WHIPS Darling to the far ropes. On the rebound Evans hits a flying neck breaker. Nice. He picks Darling up into the Fireman's Carry and drops him down to a back breaker. A cover here gets a long 2. Evans rocks back on his knees in disgust. Alex starts to get up and Evans pounces, getting him into position for the Dragon Sleeper!. Evans has the Dragon Sleeper locked on beautifully, and Darling is fading....fading....fading...and gets his hand on the rope.
Alexander Darling has used his first rope break. Evans is really pissed now, and Hightower gets in his face about giving a clean break or he's gonna DQ Evans for repeated violations.
Evans backs way off, allowing Darling to get back up. Evans charges, but this time Darling jumps forward to cut the distance, and hit a Spinning Spinebuster. Darling covers now, and that gets 2. Darling pulls the still-stunned champ up long enough to his a Slingshot Brainbustah right in the center of the ring. Cover...1....2...th..NO! The Champ rolled the shoulder and escapes again. Darling is clearly done fucking around, locks in the DARLING MONEY CLIP!
Evans is in a near-impossible spot here, as he's in the center of the ring, and this is a difficult submission hold to escape from. Darling's got it locked about as good as you can lock in this hold, so it's all up to Evans, who starts crawling...slowly....to the ropes. Darling drags him back to the middle of the ring. Evans nears the ropes again, and lunges....just as he's dragged to the middle of the ring again. Evans has his hand up like he's going to tap! Suddenly, he makes one last effort for the ropes...and he gets there!
Chris Evans has used his first rope break. He bundles right out to the floor once the hold is broken, and Evans is in really rough shape. He can't even stand, he appears to be in that much pain. Evans tries to stand up, but here comes Darling with a TOPE CON HILO over the damn top rope! THAT gets a pop like a motherfucker, and the crowd is clearly behind the challenger now. Darling bundles Evans back into the ring, and looks to end it. He pulls Evans to his feet and puts Evans' hand around his own throat. We're gonna have a new champion! Darling gets Evans up and Evans slips out of the hold, reversing it to a Codebreaker! He limps to the corner and gets to the top rope. TORONTO TWISTER! Evans retains!
WINNER in 14:58 by PINFALL...Chris Evans!
THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS vs. DRINK & DESTROY – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchBoth teams go through their entrances and wait in the middle of the ring. The referee goes over the instructions and just as he is about to call for the bell, Taylor motions something to Jack. Jack nods and the referee pats down BKK, and, not surprisingly finds a set of brass knuckles on each. He confiscates the weapons and admonishes the champs, then finally calls for the bell.
Danny Taylor remains in the ring and glares at Bryce Larson. Larson smirks at him and the two of them lock up. Larson backs Taylor into the corner and lands a couple of chops, but this only serves to annoy Taylor, who comes out of the corner with a series of chops and forearms to the head of his own. Taylor grabs him and sends him to the ropes, but Larson catches the ropes and ducks out of the ring to safety. Eric races around the ring and the two of them conspire with their entourage. Jack and Taylor get tired of waiting, so Jack takes off and dives between the ropes at the crowd while Taylor springs over the top rope and crashes the party as well.
Bodies fly everywhere, but Jack and DDT get who they want. Jack rolls Eric into the ring and Danny grabs Larson and shoots him into the ring as well. Both Larson and Eric beg off, and both of them eat a boot to the mouth for their troubles. Jack pulls Eric to his feet and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor. Taylor waits for Jack to step out of the ring, then tags him in. Taylor sends Larson to the ropes, then Jack hits the mat so he has to step over him, as he does, Taylor KILLS him with a big boot to the face! Jack rolls Larson up and nearly gets a three count, but Eric somehow manages to come back into the ring and break up the pin.
Jack pulls Larson to his feet, but Larson rakes his eyes, then kicks him in the gut and plants him with a DDT. Larson reaches out and tags Eric into the mat and they pull Jack to his feet, send him to the ropes and catch him with a FLAPJACK! They both roll through with single leg crabs, but the referee doesn’t even ask Jack to quit since Larson has to get out of the ring. Eric pulls Jack to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first on the top rope. As Jack hangs there, Eric gets a running start and nails him with a drop kick that sends him to the floor. As Jack struggles to get up, Eric leaps over the top rope and tries to land on him, but Jack moves out of the way and Eric crashes and burns! Jack pulls Eric to his feet and sets him up for a CHOMP on the floor! Before he can hit it, the BKK entourage storms him and knocks Jack to the floor. Larson joins the fray, and soon Taylor does too. The brawl rages around ringside, with D&D holding their own. The referee has completely lost control of this one, and throws the match out.
WINNERS – No Contest in 21:11
After the bell, somehow D&D end up with the titles. They climb into the ring and lay the titles on the mat and invite Eric and Bryce to come get the titles. They make several attempts, but bail each time. Finally they yell for the referee to give them their titles, he does, and the crowd boos him loudly. Bryce and Eric hold their titles high in the air as they head to the back, but clearly, this is not over between these two teams
MATT FOLZ vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match“Baker Street” by the Foo Fighters plays over the PA system as Matt Folz comes out to a healthy positive reaction. Folz acknowledges the cheers with a nod, mind set on the task before him. “Extreme Ways,” that fucking obnoxious techno-shit song of Go Fuck Yourself, cuts his music off before he can even make it into the ring, with Davin Moreland assuming the Christ position atop the ramp to a flurry of boos. Folz is gesturing, broadly, for Davin to come down to the ring and start the match.
Davin enters slowly, but Folz pulls him out from the ropes for an OrtonDT attempt, but Davin pushes him off. As he works his way out of the ropes, Folz kicks him hard in the sternum. Davin backs into the corner, where Folz continues to lay in the boots. Davin swings his arms out and locks a heel hook, Folz flopping to the ground. Matt Folz reaches out for the ropes and makes his way under, Davin breaking the hold at three. Davin floats over to a front facelock, trying to push Matt Folz back into the corner to take advantage of the vulnerable space. However, Matt tucks under his kneecap and crotches Moreland on the top rope. Folz climbs up to the top turnbuckle and attempts a running clothesline along the rope, but Davin hooks him and the two both go tumbling to the outside mat, landing hard.
The referee gets a count up to five before Davin slides in the ring, Folz right behind. The two lock back up, Davin with a hip toss throwing Matt Folz to the ground. Davin kicks Matt in the back as he rises, but Matt makes his way up and shoulderblocks Davin down with a swift turn. Folz grabs Davin’s legs and tries to flip him over into a Boston Crab. Davin resists, so Matt Folz goes for a slingshot, sending Davin toward the ropes but Davin hops up on the second rope. Matt Folz clubs him from behind, sending him over to the outside. Folz gives chase, going to the outside apron and coming off with a flying axehandle to the back of Davin’s neck! He stalks Davin as he rises, running to spear him into the guardrail—but Davin Moreland pulls off a perfect bullfighter dodge, sending Matt Folz side first into the barricade. Running knee to the head by Davin, and Moreland slides back into the ring, catching his breath as the referee counts.
The referee gets up to a count of six before Matt Folz makes his way back to the apron—Davin Moreland attempts to baseball slide Folz away, but Matt does a half-turn pivot and scrambles back into the ring, chopblocking Moreland down and pulling him into his own heel hook. Davin Moreland flails, finally catching Folz in the throat with a kick to force a break. As Folz leans between the ropes to gasp for air, Moreland yanks him out and throws him with a bridging German suplex, good for a two count. Moreland yanks back for a second, another two count. Davin tries a third, but Folz yanks open his arms in a moment of weakness, jumps up, FAIRLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! The crowd pops as a dazed Folz drops to a cover, 1, 2, Davin gets his foot on the ropes.
Matt Folz is now pounding away on Davin on the mat, and tries to roll him over into some kind of crossface—but Davin suddenly pulls his body up to Folz’s arm and hooks…Davin Moreland has a cross-armbreaker on Matt Folz! Folz is crying out in pain, as he reaches out to the ropes. But Davin sees the reach and rolls Matt's entire body over itself with a hard twist, flipping him over on his back away from the ropes. Finally, Matt manages to pull himself up, along with Davin…picking him up and slamming him back down. Davin Moreland pops up for a Really Good Diamond Cutter—no! Matt Folz pushes him off. Davin Moreland bounds off the rope, comes up with a clothesline, Matt Folz ducks. Folz jumps up for a reverse neck breaker, Davin pulls away and hits a mule kick to Folz’s ass, knocking him forward.
Davin jumps for a throwback neck breaker, no one home as Folz slips away with a leg sweep dodge, but Davin bounds up fast. Moreland and Folz off the ropes at the same time, double clothesline! Both men got the wind knocked out of them on that one. The two men manage to make it up as the referee’s count reaches five, but as they begin throwing punches, the fans realize the referee was counting down to 0, not up to 10…
WINNER in 30:00…Time Limit Draw.
Davin and Folz seem at least mildly uninterested in ceasing to punch each other in the face until OOWF security comes along and physically breaks them up. Looks like there’s a lot more story to tell here.
STANK vs. J-P SPARXX – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchSparxx is announced first and makes his way to the ring with Jewel. Jewel remains at ringside while Sparxx just climbs into the ring. No clowning, no posturing, just all business tonight. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Stank is announced next and gets a decidedly mixed reaction, not that it makes the slightest bit of difference to him. Stank steps between the ropes and catches Sparxx staring at the world heavyweight title and smirks a little. He hands the belt off to the referee and the ref holds it in the air, calls for the bell, and we are ready to go.
Sparxx and Stank circle, and Sparxx predictably darts in for Stank’s injured knee. Stank sees it coming and catches Sparxx with a knee to the face that sends him to the mat. Stank grabs Sparxx by the back of the head and pulls him to his feet and runs him face first into the turnbuckle. Sparxx staggers out and drops to his knees and Stank charges at him and catches him with a running kick to the back of the head. Stank bounds off the ropes and tries an elbow drop, but Sparxx moves out of the way and Stank gets nothing but mat. Sparxx gets to his feet and waits for Stank to stand up and launches himself at him and catches Stank on the jaw with a back elbow.
Stank staggers into the corner and Sparxx charges in and catches him with a leg lariat that takes him over the top rope. Sparxx lands on the apron, and as Stank staggers out of the corner, Sparxx gets to the top rope fast as a cat and catches him with a missile drop kick on the jaw. Sparxx covers, but Stank rolls his shoulder at two. Sparxx slides out of the ring and pulls Stank out onto the apron and drops an elbow across his throat. Stank rolls out of the ring and collapses to his hands and knees on the floor grabbing his throat. Sparxx gets a running start and buries a kick into Stank’s ribs that would make Stephen Gostkowski proud. Stank grabs his ribs in pain, but Sparxx is relentless and pulls Stank to his feet and slams shoves him into the apron ribs first, then rolls him into the ring. Sparxx covers, but Stank kicks out again at two.
Sparxx waits for Stank to get to his feet and POPS him with a super kick that sends him back into the corner. Sparxx charges in and hits him with the BAD MOON RISING! Stank staggers out of the corner and falls to the mat, and once again Sparxx shows his speed and climbs to the top rope and hits the SHOOTING SPARXX PRESS, he doesn’t cover, instead he goes back to the top rope and climbs to the top, steadies himself, and hits DA BOMB, one more time, Sparxx gets up, gets to the top rope really fast and hits the OMG! This has to be it! Sparxx covers, hooking Stank’s leg hard and gets the one…….two…….thre…….NO! Stank rolls his shoulder at the last second! Sparxx slaps the mat in disbelief. He gets to his feet one more time and climbs the ropes, looks like he is going for a SECOND OMG! Sparxx leaps, but this time Stank gets his knees up and Sparxx SLAMS face first into Stank’s knees! Oh shit!
Sparxx’s eyes get a little glassy, he is clearly knocked goofy. The referee checks on him and looks like he might stop the match, but Sparxx tells him he is good to go. Sparxx gets to his very unsteady feet, Stank is up as well, Stank measures him and peppers Sparxx with punches to the face, then NAILS him with a spinning fist to the side of the head! The shot knocks Sparxx between the ropes to the floor. Jewel races around the ring to help Sparxx up, he looks like he has no idea where he is right now. The referee gets to eight and Sparxx somehow gets to his feet and rolls under the bottom rope just before ten.
Stank waits for him to get to one knee, then charges in and BLASTS him on the side of the head with a running knee. Sparxx hits the mat, folks the referee may have to step in here and stop this, Sparxx looks like he has spent several hours with Moony, he has no idea where he is. Stank covers Sparxx, but Sparxx shows his resolve and kicks out at two. Finally, Stank calls for the end. He sets Sparxx up and hits a TRIPLE POWERBOMB! Sparxx head bounces off the mat three times, doing him no favors. Stank folds him up and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 23:20 – and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Stank
The referee hands Stank the title and he holds it up, then grabs his ribs. The referee and Jewel are checking on Sparxx, he is conscious, but doesn’t know what planet he is on at the moment. Stank walks over to him and stands over him. Sparxx looks up at him and Stank just nods, then walks away. Stank makes it up to the top of the ramp and holds up the OOWF world heavyweight title as we fade to black.
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