OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
<before MidWeek Mayhem starts, while we are still on a black screen, we see something appear……
170 Hours………..what could that mean?>
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. PSYKLE vs. THE PRESIDENT“I know who you are, the leader of lost souls….”
“Immortal” by Adema plays over the OOTron as Ecosystem comes out in suit and tie, to a chorus of boos. Ecosystem slowly walks down the ramp, waving to the crowd and amplifying their booing, almost as if he was adjusting a dial. He makes his way around to the announcers’ table, takes a headset and sits.
Razz: Eco! To what do we owe the displeasure?
Eco: I’m here to scout my associates, Razz. Nothing for you to be concerned about.
“Animal I Have Become” plays over the PA system as the imposing Psykle comes out to the ring, towering over the fans he crosses by. The moment is cut short, however, by the blaring of an awful metal version of “Hail To The Chief” as The President emerges, smiling and waving. Psykle rolls his eyes in the ring as the President proceeds to actually shake hands and kiss babies on the way down, before sharing a little salute with a pleased-looking Ecosystem.
Finally, “Scarecrow” by Ministry plays, and the polite reactions turn to unbridled hatred as Moosehead Jack emerges from the back, looking a little cocky, tempered by the fact that he’s looking to get a win back. Eco rises again at his desk and applauds as Moose walks down the ramp.
As Moosehead Jack enters, the President looks to Eco and extends his hand, which Moose takes—and then draws in for a short-arm clothesline. Bang. Eco rolls his eyes and sits back down at the announcer’s table. Psykle takes the opportunity to hop up with a wait-a-fucking-minute-aren’t-you-seven-feet-tall dropkick to Moose, sending him into the corner. Psykle pounces, raining down fists on Moosehead Jack as he presses him against the turnbuckles. The referee scoots between to separate them, but Moose launches himself through into the sternum of Psykle. He falls back right into a schoolboy rollup by The President, but Moose and Psykle both break it up at one. Moose jabs at The President as he rises, but the President keeps Moose at bay with a series of Salute-Chops. The Crazy-in-Chief is swiftly met with a goozle, pushed back toward the ropes by Psykle, and receives a big overhead chop to his own chest, bounding him off reeling.
Psykle delivers another chop to the chest before Moosehead Jack grabs the Mad Biker from behind and throws him with a bridging German suplex into a cover, good for two. Moosehead raises him up for another German, another two count. Moosehead spins for a hat trick, but the President gestures to wait—Moosehead goes for the third German just as the President bounds up to the top rope and leaps off, dropping the leg across the neck of Psykle as he falls. However, both President and Moose go for the cover, and the referee refuses to count the three. A pissed Moosehead Jack drags the President off Psykle and whips him into the corner, charging with a big Jack In The Box splash!*
*Not actually a trademarked Moosehead Jack move.
Jack goes to work on the President, stomping a mudhole in the Loony Leader as he prevents the President from slipping out under the bottom rope. However, Psykle attacks Moosehead Jack from behind with a running forearm. President slides out under the ropes and pulls out Moosehead Jack’s legs, pulling him crotch-first into the ringpost as Jack cries out. Psykle pulls Jack back a foot, President pulls again, usurping the appropriate powers of the Secretary of Scrotum Smashing. Psykle gestures for President to climb up, and President does, jumping down with a double stomp to Moosehead Jack’s chest. Psykle congratulates the President with a bit lariat taking him down. Psykle lifts the President over his head for a military press, finally sending him crashing to the ground in the middle of the ring.
As Moosehead Jack pulls himself out of the corner in pain, Psykle goes down into the three-point position facing a rising President. Psykle charges toward The President as he rises with a spear attempt—President deflects the spear toward Moose, where Psykle goes headfirst into the crotch of Moosehead Jack! As Psykle rises, the President swiftly dropkicks him low, sending him briefly rolling out of the ring. Moosehead Jack comes up to a kneeling position, grabbing his previously-tormented manhood. The President quickly hooks the arms—the Bomb! The President has dropped the bomb…right into a pin! Moose didn’t have it scouted at ALL; here’s the count, 1, 2, the hand drops for three before Moose can get out of President’s arm hook!
WINNER in 8:23…The President.
Ecosystem drops the headset and walks up the stairs to the ring, raising the President’s hand triumphantly. The President smiles and leaves the ring, just as a stunned Moosehead Jack rises. He glares at Eco, and the two go nose to nose. Eco smiles and whispers something, prompting Jack to smirk and nod. Meanwhile, Psykle gets up outside the ring, looking pissed. He heads out through the crowd however, prompting audience cheers.
TYTAN vs. LD WILLIAMSTytan starts down the ramp to a chorus of boos. Despite his turn on Eco, and his acceptance of Firewoman's actions against him, he hasn't show her same level of regret and contrition, and the fans are just not ready to let him off the hook. LD Williams comes down, but to even louder boos, as his continued association with heels doesn't let him off the hook either. So, we get the checking of the gear for International Objects, and what not, and we get a bell. Ding ding.
Opening lock up as the men test the ring and test each other. Push, pull, shove. LD breaks free first and wrist locks Tytan, driving him down to the mat. He wrenches Tytan's arm behind him and buries his knee in the shoulder blade. If he's looking to punish Tytan for any past transgressions, his face doesn't show it. He does seem to be playing a bit, as even though he could maybe have gone for a quick tap out (no one's arm should bend that way) he lets go and maneuvers Tytan back up to his feet. LD hits an arm ringer once, twice, and on the third time finally lets go of Tytan's hand. Tytan staggers back toward the ropes, holding his wrist, and LD is on him like a shot. Several stiff forearm strikes and LD whips Tytan to the far ropes. Tytan bounces out and LD catches him with a kick to the midsection, doubling him over. Maybe LD does want to put this one away early, as he tries to set Tytan up for the Canadian Destroyer. But with nearly a foot difference in height between them, and Tytan not nearly as out as LD would like it, Tytan is able to push away from LD while on the upswing, and lands on his feet. Tytan viciously shoves LD backward and then catches him as he comes off the ropes with a big arm drag. He pulls LD to his feet and into a clothesline that knocks him back down. Tytan pulls him up again, and gets him turned around into a rear naked choke, and holds that for a bit, trying to either get LD to tap or lose consciousness. Neither is going to happen though because the size difference makes it hard (not impossible, but hard) for Tytan to get a good lock, and LD is able to work himself free with one....two....three pretty stiff punches to the ribs. Tytan has to loosen his grip, and LD works his way free. LD gets to his feet, and Tytan goozles him and CHOKE SLAM! LD's head snaps back on to the mat and he sees stars as Tytan goes for the pin, one..two.. NO! LD gets a shoulder up, quicker than anyone expected and it knocks Tytan back. LD goes on the attack, jumping to the ropes and then rebounding out with a Thesz press. He hammers Tytan with forearms and the occasional punch when the ref isn't looking, then goozles Tytan, bringing him up to his knees. He gets around behind Tytan to go for the sleeper hold but Tytan flips him over before he can get it locked in. LD hangs on to Tytan's arm and as both men get to their feet, he draws Tytan into a short-armed clothesline, but Tytan retaliates at the same time with his own lariat with his free hand. Both men stagger backwards and around, and then LD turns toward Tytan and rushes. Tytan is still woozy, and then maybe it's instinct, maybe it's luck, but he gets his leg up for a Superkick that somehow hits LD right on the jaw. LD goes down and Tytan clears enough cobwebs to see the opportunity, and makes the pin. One, two...THREE!
WINNER in 15:55 - Tytan
FIREWOMAN vs. ECOSYSTEM – Falls Count Anywhere In Brazil“I know who you are, the leader of lost souls….”
“Immortal” by Adema plays over the OOTron as Ecosystem returns through the curtain, still wearing the suit from before, being accompanied by his armed guard Commander Jackson. He holds a microphone as he enters.
Eco: So unhappy to see me again? (Crowd boos) Shame. I thought I’d receive a more pleasant reaction this time around. (Eco reaches into his pocket and pulls out a giant billfold.) I guess no one wants this little stack of bills I have here…let’s see…would anyone here be interested in a little present of nine thousand, two hundred and twenty dollars?
The crowd cheers. A man in the front row points to himself, and Eco approaches.
Eco: You here. What’s your name?
Man: Jack Stanley.
Eco: This your boy with you here, Jack?
Jack: Yes sir. Carlos, sir, he’s eight.
Eco: Great, just great. Good to know this pestilent city has at least one child who will grow up to know his father. (Crowd boos) Now, there’s just one catch to this money, Jack. All you have to do to receive your spring bonus of nine thousand, two hundred and twenty dollars…is let me punch your son in the face.
Jack: What? What—no!
Carlos: C’mon dad! It’s okay!
Jack: No. Absolutely not. That’s entirely—
Eco: Suit yourself. (Eco pulls the microphone away.) That’s just fine, because I am CERTAIN that someone in this audience will take the deal. C’mon, anyone, call me down!
Eco hops the barricade and walks up the aisle until he is called over by a man in shabby clothing.
Eco: And what’s your name, sir?
Man: Name is Edgar.
Eco: And how old here is your daughter?
Edgar: She’s twelve…(Edgar looks at his daughter sadly, who nods eagerly)…please, just not too hard. We need the money and—
Eco: Sure, just sign these waivers. (Jackson hands pen and paper to the man, which he signs.) What do you need the money for?
Edgar: Rent this month…we bought the tickets for the show a couple months ago, but we lost the house since then, something with the banks—
Eco: Sure, sure. It’s tough times. Come out here, daughter. What’s your name?
Daughter: Sarah.
Eco: Sarah…all right, brace yourself, this will be quick.
Eco rears back and NAILS Sarah with a right hand, and we hear a sickening crack. She falls back, nose bent and bleeding.
Eco:: Dear me…(He looks at his hand)…Did I…gracious, did I leave brass knuckles on…oh gracious…
The crowd boos as Edgar tends to his daughter in horror. The fans approach Eco closer, but Jackson waves them off with his gun. Eco throws the money on the pool of blood.
Eco: Don’t worry, Edgar. The money will more than cover the reconstructive surgery. Enjoy!
Ecosystem walks back down the aisle and into the ring, his guard following him closer. On the OOTron, we see Firewoman has witnessed this, and is running toward the ring.
Eco: You see, Firewoman, this is the point of all this. These people are such slaves to money that they will sacrifice their dignity, their children, to a fleeting chance at salvation from their awful lives. And now that you have raised yourself up from poverty, what do you do? Do you seek security? Do you seek to use your fame to help those who lived as you did? No! You comforted yourself in Trinity’s warm embrace for a time, and now with an act of violence, fly away to continue your self-destructive life.
That bleeding, disfigured girl in the stands would kill to have an eighth of the privilege you enjoy now, Firewoman, and yet you persist in self-destruction. I promise you, Lisa, one day you will look up from the filth and blood of your life, the waste you have made of your time on this earth, you will look up to the skies and yell, “Save me.”
And you’ll hear in the faintest of winds, my whisper….”No.”
“Inkubus Succubus” plays over the OOTron and Firewoman runs out, charging the ring with Happy DethBat II. Ecosystem backs up and gestures to Commander Jackson to raise his gun, but Firewoman drops the bat, grabs his arm and smacks the semi-automatic out of his hand before he can consider firing. She pulls Jackson’s head down and knees him in the face, clearly breaking his nose as with the girl in the stands. OOWF Security quickly scoops up the gun as Firewoman climbs up to the ring, where she is met with a pump kick by Eco, taking her to the outside. Eco pops up to the top rope, and lets loose with a Get Ready To Fly shooting star press! He lands on Fire hard outside the ring, takes a second to regroup and pin, ref counts, 1-2-No! Fire just gets the shoulder up!
Pissed off, Eco walks over to the steel steps and picks the top part up. He hurls them at Fire, but she dives under the ring and comes back with a steel chair, driving the edge into the back of Eco’s knee. Eco is hobbled as she takes the chair to Eco’s back. Meanwhile, Commander Jackson has risen and has grabbed Happy DethBat II himself, swinging it wildly and catching Firewoman with a glancing shot to the side. Fire keels over as Jackson swings the bat again, but Firewoman jams her chair into Jackson’s gut, causing him to drop the bat. Firewoman swings a BIG-ASS UNPROTECTED CHAIR SHOT to Jackson’s already busted face, knocking him back on his ass, dazed. All of a sudden, Firewoman is lifted into the air; Ecosystem is lifting her up to the ring by choking her with a Singapore cane!
Firewoman grabs the cane and pulls herself up, driving her knees into the forehead of Eco, causing him to release the cane and fall back. Fire climbs between the ropes carrying the Singapore cane—shot to Eco’s back! Another Singapore cane shot to Eco’s back! And three, and four, and five! Fire finally breaks the cane off on Eco’s back on the sixth shot, causing him to go down writhing in pain, but he pulls away and rolls out of the ring, before Fire can go for the Firestomp. Fire tries to follow Eco out of the ring, but he rolls under the apron. Fire climbs under after him, but he escapes out the other side with a fire extinguisher, blowing it into Firewoman’s face as she emerges. Ecosystem grabs Firewoman around the beck, DDT onto the mat! Eco goes for the cover, Fire powers out at two.
Frustrated, Eco grabs the ring bell and looks to take a swing at Fire, but Fire hears him, ducks on instinct and lifts him over her back for a back body drop. Shaking the foam off, she kicks Eco hard in the back as he rises, pulling him down headfirst into his own—BELL-ASSISTED CODEBREAKER! Eco’s bell is rung in at least two ways! That’s got to be it. Firewoman stumbles into the cover: 1-2-No! Eco got his shoulder up, maybe out of instinct. Firewoman is incensed, and walks over to the announce table, where she takes the cover off and tosses it to the side. She pulls out the two monitors, gesturing that she intends to crush Eco’s head between them.
Firewoman swings with both arms, but Eco ducks, causing the monitors to crash together. He slides back into the ring and Fire gives chase with the empty fire extinguisher, but Eco leaps her body as she slides in, wrapping her neck around—ENDGAME! Out of nowhere! Eco takes a second to pull Firewoman away from the ropes, despite the stipulations—he’s just running on instinct here—and goes for the cover. One, Two, Firewoman gets the shoulder up! Ecosystem is PISSED and goes to the top rope after positioning Fire, gesturing to the audience for a Savior Splash. As he prepares to dive, Fire pops up and kicks the ropes, sending Eco CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE FROM THE TOP ROPE!
As the crowd gasps, Firewoman walks out to the apron outside the ring ropes. She looks back to Eco, hops up to the top rope, FIRESAULT!! Firesault from fifteen feet up in the air, CRASHING atop Eco! Firewoman goes for the cover: 1-2-3. Eco is done.
WINNER in 12:42…Firewoman.
Firewoman’s arm is raised by the referee, but she pulls away, looking for Happy DethBath II. She finds it on the other side of the ring and raises it in victory, watching the bloodied Jackson finally rise and carry Eco away.
THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS & DARIUS PRENTISS vs. DRINK & DESTROY – Rio Street FightThe Brass Knuckle Kings, like good heel champs, enter first to the greatest theme song in all of wrestling, “Brass Knuckle Kings” by Black Pegasus. A stage hand pushes Darius Prentiss out behind them, who looks pissed that he doesn’t get his own entrance. Eric simply pats him on the shoulder and says “Sorry, Kid.” Maria and Lauren lead the BKK into the ring first, and they enter to a chorus of boos. Prentiss follows, getting the stink eye from members of the BKK’s posse.
Hellyeah’s “Alcohaulin’ Ass comes on over the PA, and the crowd erupts for Drink & Destroy. With both teams in the ring, the referee doesn’t bother to check anyone as we’re in store for a good old fashioned Rio Street Fight!
Or so everyone thinks. Eric O‘Mac and Darius Prentiss argue about who will start the match as “Dangerous” Danny Taylor sits in the opposite corner patiently waiting. Bryce Larson finally steps between his two partners, informing him that
he will start for his team. The announcers opine that even though this is starting like a regular match, things are sure to deteriorate fast.
Or so everyone thinks... As soon as the bell rings, Bryce tags in Prentiss! He shoots Bryce an annoyed look, immediately stepping into the ring and pointing to DH Magnusson. DH tags in, and as Darius gets ready to move out of the corner, Eric reaches over and tags himself in! Prentiss, obviously wanting a piece of DH, starts to argue with Eric, who merely shrugs it off and smiles. Darius isn’t satisfied with this, and pushes Eric in the shoulder. Bryce enters the ring and is all like “Woah, woah, woah! We’re partners here!” and BAM! he knocks Darius Prentiss the fuck out with a brass knuckle shot! Both BKK members laugh as they slide out of the ring, greeted by Maria and Lauren. The BKK head up to the stage, as D&D are ready to give chase. Before they leave the ring, they realize that they’re outnumbered by the 10 men in the BKK’s posse (well, 9 men and Francois), so they stop for a minute. Eric takes a mic at the top of the stage.
Eric O’Mac: Now you fellas wait just a damn minute! I don’t think you have the best odds down there.Bryce slugs Eric in the shoulder, laughing that he said “down there.”
EOM: No, not down there
, although you’re probably overmatched there too, boys. But did you really think we had any interest in this match?
Bryce Larson: We’re the World Tag Team Champions, and you’re just a group of punks. Punks who couldn’t get it done against us in the past, and won’t get it done against us in the future.
EOM: That’s exactly right. And you definitely won’t get it done against us here tonight, because the way we see it, our night is done.
BL: Indeed. So you boys give us a call when you’ve actually earned the right to face us, titles on the line or not. Because judging by the rankings—you’re not even in our league.Eric, Bryce, Lauren and Maria take off, and everyone’s attention turns to ringside, where it’s apparent that the BKK’s posse isn’t going anywhere. D&D look at each other, shrug, and immediately go 3 on 10 with the posse!
The BKK’s posse takes the early control, until Outback Jack nails Smith with a chair! He starts to unload on the other members of the Posse, and D&D takes over. The nine real men in the posse are destroyed at ringside, and Francois is hiding in the corner. DH Magnusson pulls him out of the corner and rolls him into the ring, where DDT immediately locks in the TNT! The crowd is going nuts as Francois taps, submits, verbally gives up and does anything else he can think of to end the move. D&D appears to be happy with their work, but OBJ stops them from leaving. DVD sets up a table at ringside, and OBJ heads up top with Chin. The crowd roars in approval as OBJ hoists Chin up and sends him down through the table and onto the floor!
D&D celebrates when DH Magnusson is suddenly pulled out of the ring by a newly awoken Darius Prentiss! Darius and DH begin battling to the back, as DVD, DDT & OBJ survey their destruction and give chase to their partner and his foe.
WINNERS – No Contest in 3:05 (bell to bell)
THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. TEXPRESS – Best of Seven Series Match 4: Submission Match – Texpress Leads 2-1Noelani leads the Flyin’ Hawai’ians to the ring first, and they receive a very positive reaction from the crowd. Kai and Aina look very focused - if being down a match in the series is on their minds, they’re not showing it tonight. Kai and Aina each take a turnbuckle as Noelani poses in center ring, and then Noelani heads to ringside as they warm up. The lights dim and the crowd erupts as the Texpress step onto the stage. Chad Madison and Zane Meyers acknowledge the crowd’s reaction and make their way to the ring. Referee Angelo Barros calls both teams to the center of the ring and gives them their instructions. He sends them to their corners and calls for the bell, and we’re underway.
Chad and Kai start things off for their teams. They circle and lock up and Kai snaps off an arm drag. Chad rolls to his feet and walks into another one. Kai hangs on and twists him into an armbar. Chad works his way to his feet and Kai sends him to the ropes. He tries for a sleeper hold, but Chad breaks that with a Reasonably Good Diamond Cutter. Chad springs off the middle rope into a leg drop. He sits Kai up and kicks him in the back, and then hits the ropes in front of him and dropkicks him in the face. He pulls Kai to his feet and sends him into the corner and makes the tag. He holds Kai open for a kick from Zane, and then ducks out of the ring as Zane snaps Kai over with a suplex. Zane drops a knee into Kai’s back, and then scoops him up and slams him to the mat. He grabs Kai’s legs and rolls him over into a Boston crab. Kai manages to kick a leg free in the process, turning it into a single leg version. The camera picks up Zane mouthing “Sorry Davin”. Kai manages to crawl to the ropes and break the hold. Zane drags him to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Kai ducks a clothesline and springs off the middle rope into a cross body. He rolls through and dives for his corner, making the tag.
Aina nails Zane in the head with a running knee and continues on to rebound off the ropes and hit a leaping leg drop. He sits Zane up and tries for a Dragon sleeper, but Zane struggles free. Zane rolls to his feet and Aina catches him with a knee to the gut followed by a European uppercut. He slings Zane into the corner and follows him in with a stinger splash, making the tag at the same time. The Hawai’ians each wind an arm and ram Zane’s back into the turnbuckles, and then they each duck under an arm and lift him onto the top turnbuckle. They follow him up and hit a tandem superplex. Aina rolls under the ropes to the apron and reaches out as Kai gets up, tagging himself back in. Aina springs off the top rope and hits a flying head butt to the shoulder. He twists Zane’s arm into a figure four armlock. Zane starts throwing punches with his free arm and forces him to break. Aina rolls to his feet and hangs onto Zane’s arm as he gets up, driving his elbow repeatedly into Zane’s shoulder. He pivots and snaps Zane over his shoulder to the mat, and traps him in a cross arm breaker. Zane refuses to give up when Barros asks, but seems unable to get any leverage to get free. Chad dives into the ring with an elbow to break it up. Aina rolls to his corner and makes the tag.
Kai grabs Zane as he gets up and sends him into the corner. Zane tries to bounce out of the corner to avoid a charge, but Aina grabs his arm and drops off the apron, snapping it across the ropes. Zane stumbles back and Kai grabs the arm and takes him over with an arm drag. He hangs on and rolls Zane back to his feet. He sees Chad charging across the ring and twists Zane into a hammerlock, yanking him in front of a super kick from his partner. Kai grabs Zane before he falls and sends him into the corner as Barros sends Chad out of the ring. Kai follows Zane in and makes the tag. Kai holds Zane in place for a flying axe handle to the shoulder from Aina. Aina drops his weight across Zane’s back and hooks his arms, locking him into the rings of Saturn. Barros checks, but Zane refuses to submit. He struggles and manages to free his arm from Aina’s legs and throw him off. Aina makes it to his feet first and grabs Zane, but Zane hits him with a forearm to the stomach. He drops to his knees, driving Aina’s chin into his shoulder, and bounces back to his feet and KILLS him with a standing spine buster. Zane dives for his corner and makes the tag.
Chad flies across the ring and pegs Aina with a dropkick. Kai comes in and gets the same treatment. Chad rolls to his feet and hits Aina with a super kick, and then buries a knee in Kai’s stomach and drops him with a DDT. He backs Aina to the ropes and sends him across the ring. Back body drop, and Chad goes to the ropes and hits a lionsault. He sits Aina up, but before he can do anything Kai locks him in a full nelson and slams him to the mat. Barros chases Kai to the apron and Aina drags Chad to his feet. Tazmission - NO! Chad reverses it into a stunner! He grabs Aina’s legs - Sharpshooter! Aina drags Chad toward the ropes, but Chad manages to haul him back to the middle of the ring. It looks like Aina is about to tap, but Kai springboards back in and levels Chad with a bulldog. Kai rolls right out of the ring and heads back to the Hawai’ians corner.
Both Chad and Aina are down, and the question is, who gets the tag first? Barros starts to count, but both men are moving by four. Zane and Kai are going ballistic in their respective corners, cheering their partners on. The crowd seems almost evenly split in their support, cheering wildly for both men. Chad makes a final lunge and makes the tag, and Aina does the same a split second later. Zane and Kai charge across the ring, and Zane tries for a clothesline but Kai goes low with a spear. They roll across the mat exchanging punches until Zane gets the better of it as they get tangled in the ropes. Barros forces a break and both men get to their feet. Kai charges in, and Zane snaps him over with a power slam. He runs Kai into a neutral corner and nails him in the face with an elbow, and then spins him around and lifts him onto his shoulders, locking him into the Torture Rack. Aina starts in to help him, but Chad sprints across the ring and hits him with a clothesline that takes them both over the ropes to the floor. Barros checks Kai, but he refuses to submit. Kai works his hand in between his body and Zane’s neck, forcing his head forward. Zane fights it, but his grip slackens and Kai breaks free. Instead of falling back he rolls forward and swings around Zane’s neck, locking him in a guillotine choke. He locks his legs around Zane in a body scissors to add to the hold. Chad sees the reversal out of the corner of his eye and breaks off with Aina to sprint around the ring. He leaps onto the apron and springs off the top rope, but Aina slides under the ropes and kips up in front of him. Aina snags Chad out of the air and KILLS him with a Rock Bottom. Meanwhile, Kai’s weight drags Zane forward to the mat. Barros checks him and calls for the bell.
WINNERS, in 19:26, tying the series 2-2, The Flyin’ Hawai’ians.
CHRIS EVANS vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchDarling is announced and makes his way to the ring. He gets a loud ovation from the crowd and sits on the top turnbuckle waiting for his opponent. The OOWF Onslaught Champion Chris Evans is announced next and makes his way to the ring. He slides under the ropes, glares at Darling and hops to the middle turnbuckle and poses for the crowd who just boos him louder. Evans hops off the turnbuckle and smirks, then hands off the title and waits for the referee to call the bell.
Alex jumps off the turnbuckle and moves to lock up with Evans. They do the collar and elbow tie up and Alex knees Evans in the gut and sends him to the ropes. Alex tries a clothesline on the rebound, but Evans slides between his legs and pops to his feet behind him. When Alex turns around, Evans catches him with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him out of the ring to the floor. Evans charges across the ring and leaps over the top rope, but Darling slides into the ring to safety. Evans lands on the apron and Alex catches him with a drop kick to the knee that sends him to the floor. Alex spring boards over the top rope and drops an elbow across Evans chest, then rolls him into the ring and covers, but Evans kicks out at two.
Alex pulls Evans to his feet and hammers him with knees to the gut, then lifts him for a suplex, slingshots him off the top rope, then turns it into a JACKHAMMER! Alex covers again, but again Evans kicks out at two. The crowd begins to boo as Davin Moreland comes out and makes his way to the ring. Davin just stop at ringside and stands there and watches. Alex gets to his feet and waits for Evans to get up. Darling tries a kick to Evans head, but Evans ducks out of the way and sweeps Alex’s leg, sending him to the mat. Evans lands a knee to the back of Alex’s head and covers, but Alex kicks out at two.
Both men get to their feet, they lock up again and Evans grabs a side head lock. Darling sends him to the ropes and tries a super kick, but Evans ducks it and tries a PELE KICK, but Darling side steps it, Evans lands on his feet, but Alex grabs him and hits a side Russian leg sweep. Alex gets to his feet and finally notices Davin standing there. Alex moves to the corner and the two of them lock eyes. With Alex momentarily distracted, Evans grabs him from behind and hits a CHAOS THEORY! Evans bridges at the end, but Alex kicks out at two.
Just then Matt Folz walks down the ramp and grabs Davin and spins him around and the two of them begin arguing. Davin looks like he is going to back off and leave, but then he catches Folz with a low blow. Davin is on Folz hammering him with punches and kicks. Alex slips out of the ring and pulls Davin off of Folz, but before the two of them can come to blows, Evans blindsides Alex sending him to the floor. The four men begin brawling and make their way up the ramp to the back. The referee hits twenty and rules the match a double count out.
WINNER – double countout in 8:40
Security floods the ramp and separates the four men, sending them to the back much to the dismay of the fans
MATT FOLZ vs. DAVIN MORELAND – OOWF Intercontinental Title MatchOrder is restored and we resume the card. One of the long-simmering rivalries continues next as the OOWF IC Title is going to be defended by Matt Folz against one of the most decorated OOWF wrestlers ever in Davin Moreland. The challenger enters first to massive boos…yes boos for Davin Moreland; god forbid that happen but moving on. He ignores the reaction as he double jumps into the ring and tests out the ropes as he waits for the champ. Folz comes out next and his reaction isn’t much better than Davin’s except that it’s mostly silent; like most of Folz’s promos…or lack thereof. Anyways, he hands off the belt to Junior Hale as he gets into the ring and we are underway.
I’d like to say that footage for this match was lost due to being in Rio de Janeiro but the dictator won’t allow that so let’s see what happened in this match. The first few minutes were a typical match between two guys who seriously dislike each other. They went hard and fast with the striking and counter-striking with neither gaining a truly clear advantage until Davin used his experience to hit an eye poke behind Hale’s back. Davin controls the next portion of the back as he uses every dirty trick in his arsenal while still technically staying within the rules. He takes Folz up and over with a long delayed vertical suplex. After planting Folz to the mat, Davin hits the ropes and hits the Hogan LEGDROP and makes the cover. Folz kicks out at 2. And fights back to his feet.
The two slug it out once again, but Folz finally remembers he’s a good wrestler and he grabs Davin’s leg and hits a DRAGON SCREW. And now Folz goes to work on Davin’s leg and we get a few minutes of methodical leg work. Folz is totally stealing from the playbook of both Flair and Bret as he slowly, psychologically takes apart Davin’s leg but he makes a mistake when going for a FIGURE FOUR and Davin rolls him into a small package. Another 2 count for Davin with that.
The match goes back-and-forth for the next few minutes with both men hitting their big moves. Davin looks to be in control as he spins Folz around and goes for the RGDC, but Folz fights him off and hits a roaring elbow to the back of Davin’s head that sends him crashing into the corner. Folz quickly runs to the corner and follows up with a schoolboy rollup.
1…Folz hooks the tights.
2…Folz gets his legs on the second rope.
3!!!
WINNER in 14:33 via Darling Finish…and STILL OOWF IC Champion, Matt Folz.
Following the match, we cut to a backstage interview where GM The Rick is talking to The Brass Knuckle Kings TNA style (no interviewer, pretending the camera isn’t there).
GMTR: Gentlemen, I’ve had enough of your little games. You manipulated your way to those titles, and damn it you’re going to defend them against Drink & Destroy next week!
Eric O’Mac: No. Hell no.
GMTR: What do you mean...no?
Bryce Larson: He didn’t stutter, booker man. They don’t deserve a shot, and you know it.
GMTR: I said...you’re defending...the titles.
EOM: You know we can find our way out of it. They need to earn their damn shot. Put them in a match to earn a shot, and if they earn it, we’ll give it to them. Besides, you’re building to a PPV, you don’t want to give that away on free TV, do you?
GMTR: The sooner someone beats you for those belts, the better.
BL: We said our peace, now what do you propose?
GMTR: Fine. Next Wednesday I’ll put them in a match where their opponents can’t run. And if they win, they get a tag team title shot against you two. That match? A steel cage match!
EOM: Nice! We look forward to watching that one.
GMTR: You’re not going to get to watch it, Eric. Because you’ll both be in it!
BL: What the hell!
GMTR: Next Wednesday, D&D vs. The BKK inside the confines of an unforgiving steel cage! And if D&D wins, they get their title shot.
BL: That’s ludicrous, you can’t do that! You—
EOM: Bryce, stop. It’s cool.
BL: It’s cool?
EOM:
[Staring at the Rick as they start to leave.] Yeah, it’s cool.
Eric smiles as they all leave.
GMTR: AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Maria: It’s not an office, it’s a makeshift production area!
STANK vs. J-P SPARXX vs. STAN FULTON – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat MatchThe unmistakable “Crusher” by the Ramones plays as Stan “The Crusher” Fulton emerges from behind the curtain. After declaring a new emerging manifesto of violence, the fans actually recoil from being near Crusher as he walks by them en route to the ring. No such fear is evident on the face of J-P Sparxx, as “Let It Rock” and the bikini-clad Jewel signal Mr. Sparxx’s entrance. Doing a little dance on the stage, he then runs down and gets in the face of Crusher. There is a hush that comes over the arena, and then Nonpoint’s “Skin” blast as Stank emerges in a show of fireworks, OOWF title lifted overhead. He walks deliberately down to the ring and walks between the ropes, handing off the belt to the referee and staring at it a second or so long before turning attention to the competitors as the bell rings.
The three men circle at first, closing in toward each other a bit. Stank extends an arm and twinkles his fingers, in a mocking joke of a test of strength. J-P Sparxx quickly grabs the arm and armdrags the big man down, to Stank’s surprise! Sparxx off the back of Stank, dropkick to the chest of Fulton! Stan Fulton uses the momentum wisely, however, bounding off the ropes and giving J-P a standing Big Splash to take him down as he attempts to rise. Fulton in a quick cover, but Stank breaks it up with a low bicycle kick. Fulton rolls off, but scoops out the bad knee of Stank, knocking the for-once-smaller man down on his back.
Fulton grabs Stank’s leg and drops the elbow on the inside knee, but when he is about to go for it again, he gets caught with a flying ensguiri by the Spark! Fulton topples to the side as J-P Sparxx attempts to take over on Stank’s knee, flipping him over into a Sharpshooter! Uncharacteristic submission work by JP Sparxx, but Stank rolls over and kicks the playa off into the big man. Fulton uses his right arm to smack JP Sparxx down as he hurtles toward him, just emphasizing the size gap between JP and his two competitors. As Sparxx rolls out of the ring, Stank returns to standing position.
Crusher and the World Champion face off in the middle of the ring. They lock up in the center in one of those what-do-you-think-is-going-to-happen moments, but Stank’s upper arm strength allows him to push Fulton back a beat or two before the Crusher forces him back into the opposite corner. Upon collision with the turnbuckles, Crusher takes a step back and splashes Stank in for good measure. Crusher then puts the boots to Stank, taking care with every second or third shot to drive the boot into Stank’s bad knee. As this is happening, JP Sparxx slides into the ring, but seems to be waiting to make his move.
As Stank is holding his knee, breathing heavily in the corner, Fulton backs up for a Crushing Blow Splash attempt…and JP launches himself over Fulton, grabbing his neck on the way down. THROWBACK! Stan Fulton is stunned as JP goes to the outside, and hops up to the top rope, flying off, what’s he going for…720 leg drop on the head on Stan Fulton! Smart to be targeting the smallest part of Fulton’s body, JP Sparxx goes for the cover and gets two before he is kicked off by Stank. Sparxx faces Stank as he rises, but Stank gestures to get rid of Fulton first.
The two men slowly raise Fulton up together and whip him into the ropes, but Fulton comes off with a double clothesline! The Crusher bounds off the ropes as they rise, but this time, JP Sparxx has it scouted and catches Fulton with a dropkick, sending him stumbling. Another dropkick, another stumble. JP goes up for a third time, glancing the shoulder, but still only gets a stumble—but Stank comes in with a big POUNCE out of nowhere, knocking Fulton down and rolling him out of the ring!
Stank stumbles on his knee as he comes down from the Pounce, and JP Sparxx takes the opportunity to kick him low. The sharp chop-kick takes Stank down to one knee, with a JP Sparxx dropkick to the back of the head pushing him further down. As Fulton climbs back up to the apron, JP Sparxx gets in his face, but then knocks Stan off the apron—involuntarily, as Stank rose and launched the Dominator of Deuces into Fulton’s sternum! Stank grabs Sparxx and attempts to launch him over the ropes, but Sparxx hangs on, bounding off with a huge back elbow to Stank, nearly decapitating the big man and knocking him flat! Sparxx immediately get to climbin’, as he does.
JP Sparxx is up on the top turnbuckle looking at Stank below, but Fulton gets up on the apron to stop Sparxx—JP kicks him hard in the face, causing Fulton to topple to the floor below! JP Sparxx off of the top with a 450 standing splash attempt on Stank—but Stank catches the smaller man in midair! Sparxx quivers on the sharp impact to the gut. He flips him atop onto his back, knee quivering only slightly—Stank-U! Stank goes for the cover: 1-2-3! Sparxx got the shoulder up a moment too late!
WINNER in 20:20 and STILL World Champion….Stank!
Stank takes his title and exits quickly as Fulton is enraged outside at Sparxx’s risk ending the match while he was temporarily moved.. He grabs the wreckage of the announce table from before and smashes the leftover monitors into dust as Stank poses atop the ramp.
After Stank goes to the back the fans start to leave when GM the Rick’s music hits and he walks to the ring
GMtR: Before everyone leaves, I just want to say……the OOWF has been all over the world, on every continent, in damn near every country there is. I am proud to announce though, that our show tonight in RIO DE JANEIRO has set an OOWF attendance record! <big pop for this> And because of that, the OOWF is proud to announce that we will be coming BACK to Rio in the very near future! <huge pop for this>
<as Rick is talking, someone slides in the ring behind him. The man stands up and we see it is KETSUEKI SEISHIN! Ket has a barbed wire bat, he spins GM the Rick around and BLASTS him upside the head with it! GM the Rick collapses to the mat in a heap and Ket is immediately on him raking the barbs across his face, leaving Rick a bloody mess. Ket pulls GM the Rick to his feet and nails a HEARTPUNCH followed by a DDT! GM the Rick is out cold. Ket stands up and takes the mask off and it is MOOSEHEAD JACK. Moose just stares down at Rick as we fade to black.
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