OOWF MADNESS 7 PPV
Live! From Ica, Peru
the screen comes on and is filled with a blinding white light. It slowly fades and we are at the end of a very long, desolate white hallway. The camera moves down the hallway to a door at the very end. The door opens and we see it is a padded room with a wild looking man strapped in a straight jacket muttering to himself in the corner rocking back and forth. The camera slowly pans into the man, who is looking at the floor. We start to pick up on his muttering, but it is unclear what he is saying. Finally he looks at the camera with a wild look in his eyes and says…..
….they’re here…..
He then breaks into uncontrollable psychotic laughter that gets louder and louder until we fade to black and MADNESS 7 appears on the screenALEXANDER DARLING vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTOEl Lobo Sangriento is announced first and makes his way to the ring. The crowd cheers the luchador OOWF newcomer. Lobo springs over the top rope and takes a bow, and the fans roar their approval. Alexander Darling is announced next and comes out to the top of the ramp, then pauses for a moment, and his sister Alexis joins him. The crowd roars for the Darling twins as they head to the ring. Alex steps between the ropes and he and Lobo meet in the middle of the ring. The two of them go nose to nose for a moment in what appears to be a stare down of immense immensitude (yeah I made that up) then Darling cracks a smile and the two shake hands, which draws more applause from the crowd. The referee checks both men, calls for the bell, and we are ready to go.
The two circle and lock up, Alex grabs an arm wringer, but Lobo quickly works to the ropes, grabs the top rope and flips forward reversing the arm wringer, then arm drags Darling to the mat. Darling pops to his feet quickly, but Lobo is up before him and catches Alex with a drop kick to the jaw. Darling gets to his feet again and comes at Lobo, but Lobo avoids Darling and whips shoves him to the ropes and catches him with a back body drop on the rebound. Darling hits the mat, but sweeps Lobo’s legs from beneath him. Alex gets to his feet and tries an elbow drop, but Lobo rolls out of the way and Alex gets nothing but mat. Darling gets to his feet and turns, but Lobo is already up and nails Alex with a spinning leg lariat that sends him to the floor. Alex gets to his feet and you can see the wheels spinning. Darling is not used to being the slower man in the match, but he clearly cannot match Lobo’s speed advantage.
Lobo backs away and lets Darling get back into the ring. They lock up again and Darling catches Lobo with a knee to the gut and grabs a side head lock. Lobo sends him to the ropes and drops to the mat, Darling steps over him and rebounds off the opposite ropes. Lobo catches Darling with a hip toss on the rebound, then runs to the corner and leaps to the top rope, turns and tries a cross body block, but Darling drops back to the mat and Lobo crashes and burns. Darling gets to his feet and bounds off the ropes and drops a knee across the back of Lobo’s head. Darling keeps Lobo on the mat and repeatedly drives his knee into the side of his head, then pulls him to his feet and backs him into the corner and catches him with a spinning elbow to the side of the head. Lobo staggers out of the corner and Darling grabs him from behind and nails a belly to back suplex and covers, but Lobo kicks out at two.
Darling waits for Lobo to get to his knees, then charges in and catches him with a kick to the face that sends him to the mat. Darling covers again, but once again Lobo kicks out at two. Alex pulls Lobo up and sets him up for a POWERBOMB but, YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB EL LOBO SANGRIENTO! Lobo lands on his feet behind Alex, when Darling turns around, Lobo catches him with a Pele kick to the top of the head, then grabs him and pulls him into the corner. Lobo climbs to the middle rope, grabs Darling and flies out of the corner, planting Darling with a TORNADO DDT! Lobo covers Darling, but Alex kicks out at two. Lobo leaves the ring and waits on the apron, when Darling gets to his feet, Lobo springs to the top rope and catches Alex with a clothesline sending him to the mat, Lobo rolls through the move and slides out of the ring onto the opposite apron and springs to the top rope and lands a SPRINGBOARD 450! He covers Darling, hooking the leg hard, but Alex shows his resiliency and kicks out at two and nine tenths!
Lobo slaps the mat in frustration and once again goes to the top rope, he waits for Darling to get to his feet and tries a missile drop kick, but Darling moves out of the way! Lobo hits the mat and Darling immediately pounces on him and locks him in a proper STF. Darling wrenches back on Lobo trying for the submission, but Lobo will not quit. He slowly works to the bottom rope and grabs it forcing the break. Darling releases the hold, pulls Lobo to the middle of the ring and flips him over, drops and elbow across his chest and covers, but Lobo kicks out at two.
Darling pulls Lobo to his feet and sends him into the corner and charges in after him, but Lobo moves out of the way and Darling slams sternum first into the corner. As he staggers backward, Lobo grabs Alex and hits a release German suplex, dropping Alex right on the back of his head. Lobo plays to the fans and heads to the top rope again. He steadies himself and tries a SSP, but Alex gets his knees up! Lobo’s jaw slams right onto Alex’s knee and the luchadore is stunned. Alex gets to his feet and grabs a dazed Lobo and PLANTS him with a DARLING DRIVER! Alex climbs to the top rope and hits a PHOENIX SPLASH! Alex covers Lobo, hooking the leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE! Lobo kicks out just a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 18:21 – Alexander Darling
After the match Alexis Darling climbs into the ring and helps her brother to her feet. Alex backs into the corner and clears his head for a moment, then when El Lobo Sangriento gets to his feet, Darling walks up to him and says something to him, and the two shake hands in the middle of the ring. The crowd roars their approval and ELS slips out of the ring leaving the Darlings to celebrate victory.
DARIUS PRENTISS vs. DH MAGNUSSONPrentiss and Magnusson both make their entrances and go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. DH has his fists taped and has Lexie written across one fist. He makes sure Prentiss sees it, Prentiss just smirks and makes a snapping gesture. That sets DH off and he catches Prentiss with a left hook to the jaw that sends the former MMA star to the mat.
Magnusson pulls Prentiss to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope to the floor. DH follows him out of the ring and the two of them brawl around the ring. The referee shows a lot of leniency in letting them brawl. Magnusson lines Prentiss up for a clothesline, but Prentiss ducks and catches DH with a shot to the gut and throws him over the Welsh Announce Table sending the announcers running. Prentiss grabs one of the monitors from the table and brings it down on DH’s arm, then pulls him out of the wreckage and runs him shoulder first into the ring post, then rolls him into the ring.
Prentiss follows Magnusson into the ring and drops several knees on his arm and locks him in an arm bar and tries for a submission, but Magnusson refuses to give up. Prentiss pulls him to his feet and slams his arm into the turnbuckle, then steps out of the ring holding onto DH’s arm and drops off the apron slamming it off the ropes. Magnusson staggers into the middle of the ring holding his arm, Prentiss slides back into the ring and grabs DH around the waist and hits him with a release German suplex. Prentiss climbs to the middle rope and waits for DH to get to his feet, then leaps off and nails him with an elbow to the head sending DH back to the mat, then grabs an arm bar and tries again for a submission. Magnusson refuses to give up and gets to the middle rope and forces the break.
Prentiss hammers Magnusson on the back of the head, then breaks just before the disqualification. As Magnusson stands up, Prentiss peppers him with shots to the face, this just serves to piss Magnusson off and he puts up his fists, and before you know it we have a good old fashioned fist fight. Magnusson, probably being used to a bit more brawling than Prentiss, gets the better of the exchange, and floors Prentiss with a thunderous right. DH pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with an elbow to the jaw, then drops an elbow across his chest. DH doesn’t even bother to try and cover, instead he mounts Prentiss and hammers him with brutal punches to the face. Just when it looks like Prentiss is going to get pounded into submission, Prentiss catches one of his punches and pulls him in and locks him in the gogolpolata (or however that is spelled exactly). Magnusson snarls and fights the hold, pulling Prentiss up and SLAMMING him to the mat repeatedly! After the third time, Prentiss releases the hold and grabs the back of his head in pain.
DH pulls Prentiss to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a knee to the gut on the rebound, then lifts him into a vertical suplex. DH drops him on the top rope, bounds off the opposite ropes and nails him with a boot to the face that sends Prentiss off the ropes and into the Ecuadorian Announce Table. Magnusson leaves the ring and pulls Prentiss to his feet, scoops him up and slams him on the table. DH climbs to the apron, gets a running start and drops an elbow across Prentiss’ chest driving him through the Ecuadorian Announce Table. The crowd roars their approval. DH pulls Prentiss out of the wreckage of the table, shows his wrapped fist that says “Lexie” on it and hammers him with punches to the face, then grabs the back of his head and slams him face first into the ring post.
Magnusson rolls Prentiss under the bottom rope, follows him in and covers, but Prentiss kicks out at two. Magnusson pulls him up and shoves him into the corner and lights him up with chops. DH tries to whip Prentiss across the ring, but Prentiss reverses it and sends DH into the turnbuckle, DH slams chest first into the turnbuckle and staggers backward, Prentiss spins him around, grabs his arm and takes him to the mat with a Fujiwara arm bar! Prentiss yells for DH to submit, but Magnusson refuses and slowly works to the ropes and forces the break, but the damage has already been done.
Magnusson gets to his feet, and his arm hangs limply by his side. Prentiss smirks and moves in for the kill, Magnusson tries to defend himself with one arm, he gets a few shots in, but Prentiss lands more shots and rocks DH back into the corner. Prentiss charges in and lands a flying knee to the face, Magnusson slumps to the mat and Prentiss moves to the middle of the ring and gloats a little. He grabs Magnusson by the head and yells at him and tells him he is going to snap his arm just like he did with Alexis. Prentiss pulls him to the middle of the ring and wrings his arm, but DH rakes his eyes, forcing the break, then CRACKS him upside the head with a spinning fist! He catches him right on the temple, dazing Prentiss. Magnusson sends Prentiss to the ropes, kicks him in the gut, then hits DREAM STREET! Magnusson floats over, covering Prentiss and hooking the leg and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 15:55 – DH Magnusson
DAVIN MORELAND & J-P SPARXX vs. CHRIS EVANS & MATT FOLZEvans and Folz are announced first and make their way to the ring, the crowd boos them loudly and litters them with debris. Their betrayal of Darling and Moreland last week has clearly not been forgotten. The members of Supreme step into the ring and taunt the crowd with mock tears which only draws louder boos. Davin Moreland’s music plays and he and Sparxx come out to the top of the ramp, they are cheered loudly, which has to be a little unusual for Davin to hear. After a second’s pause Davin and Sparxx storm the ring and slide under the bottom rope. Folz and Evans try to escape, but JP and Davin catch them and hammer them with punches and kicks. Sparxx backs Evans into the corner and hammers him with punches to the side of the head. Davin beats Folz down to the mat, then pulls him up and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a boot to the face that sends Folz over the top rope to the floor. Sparxx whips Evans out of the corner right at Davin, Davin lifts him in the air with a military press, and when Folz gets to his feet, he throws Evans right on him sending them both to the floor.
Sparxx slips out of the ring and races around after Folz and Evans, but they gather themselves and take off around the ring. As they round the corner, they come face to face with Davin, wielding trusty Rebar. They both turn to head in the other direction, but Sparxx catches Evans with a SUPERKICK sending him to the floor. Folz turns back around and just barely ducks a swing of rebar from Davin. Folz retreats into the ring, but Sparxx is already in the ring waiting for him.
Folz charges and tries a clothesline, but Sparxx ducks and Folz bounds off the ropes. On the rebound Sparxx catches him with a boot to the gut, then hooks him for a suplex, slingshots him off the top rope, and DRIVES him to the mat. Sparxx reaches out and tags in Davin, Davin comes into the ring and drops a leg across Folz’s chest, then HAMMERS him with punches to the side of the head. Davin pulls Folz to his feet and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Folz rakes Davin’s eyes, then clips the back of his leg sending him to the mat. Folz reaches out and tags in Evans.
Evans charges into the ring and mounts Davin and chokes him, breaking at four just before the referee calls for the disqualification. Evans hammers Davin with punches to the side of the head, but Davin shoves him off to the mat and gets to his feet. Evans charges at Moreland and tries a cross body block, but Davin catches him and throws him over his shoulder to the mat. Evans gets to his feet and staggers into the corner, Moreland charges in and KILLS him with a clothesline, then pins him in the corner and lands several elbows to the side of Evans head. Davin walks away and Evans staggers out of the corner, Moreland grabs him for a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER but Evans grabs the top rope and saves himself, then when Davin turns around to grab him again, Evans drops to his knees and lands a low blow that doubles Moreland over and sends him to the mat.
Evans falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring and grabs his Onslaught championship from the table and he and Folz head up the ramp content to take a count out loss. Sparxx checks on Davin and yells for Folz and Evans to get back into the ring, but they are not moving. The referee gets to ten as Davin gets to his feet.
WINNERS in 7:09 by count out – Davin Moreland & J-P Sparxx
Davin and Sparxx challenge Folz and Evans to get back into the ring. With their attention on Folz and Evans, they don’t see Eric and Larson come through the crowd and slide into the ring. Or so we thought. Just before Eric and Bryce attack, Davin and Sparxx turn to face them and pepper them with rights and lefts, sending them both to the mat. Folz and Evans come back to the ring, but Davin and Sparxx catch them before they can sneak attack them as well! Just when it looks like Davin and Sparxx will fight off Supreme, Eric and Bryce get back to their feet and pull their brass knuckles out of their tights and BLAST Davin and Sparxx upside the head. Moreland and Sparxx crumble to the mat. Larson throws a chair to Folz, and Folz SLAMS it down across Davin’s ankle, then Folz locks Davin in an ANKLE LOCK! While he is writhing on the mat, Eric O’Mac climbs to the top rope and hits a MAC ATTACK!
Evans pulls Sparxx to his feet and holds him, Larson picks up the chair and SLAMS it down on Sparxx’s head! Evans pulls him up, lifts him into a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER and DRIVES his head into the chair! Sparxx is out cold. Folz releases the ankle lock and Evans slides the chair under Davin’s head and Larson gets another one. Just before they can hit a CON-CHAIR-TO Texpress hits the ring with chairs of their own and Supreme bails out. They dare the four to come back into the ring, but the damage has already been done. Supreme slink off while Zane and Chad check on Davin and Sparxx.
FIREWOMAN vs. THE PRESIDENT – Inferno MatchThe rules of this match are very simple. The first person to set their opponent on fire is the winner. Period. Anything goes, there are no other rules. The President comes out first, and the crowd boos him loudly. He is completely unfazed by the boos and waves to the people like a good politician would. He climbs into the ring and waits in the corner. This match stems from a violent altercation between Fire and The President on the OOWF flight across South America. Firewoman is announced and the boos quickly turn to cheers. Fire comes out and glares at The President as she makes her way down the ramp to the ring. Fire hops on the apron, and The President charges across the ring and tries to attack!
Fire sees Pres charging and low bridges him sending him tumbling over the top rope to the floor. Fire hops off the apron and BLISTERS Pres with chops to the chest. Fire grabs President and slams him face first into the Chinese Announce Table, then knees him in the gut and hooks him for a suplex, but Pres spins out of it and shoves Fire HARD into the ring post! Fire slams face first into the post and falls to the floor. President is immediately on her hammering her with punches to the face. Pres pulls Fire to her knees and wraps a cord around her throat choking her out. In theory he could choke her all night long, there is no reason for him to break the move, but after several seconds, he does anyway and Fire collapses to the floor gasping for air.
President pulls Fire to her feet and whips her into the ring steps, Fire hits shoulder first and slumps to the floor. President grabs a chair and stalks Fire. Fire sits up against the stairs and President raises the chair to bring it down on her head, but Fire has something in her hand! In a flash, she lights a piece of flash paper and throws it at President’s head, but Pres moves out of the way at the very last second and the fireball burns out harmlessly in the air. Pres turns back to Fire, and Fire catches him with a kick to the gut. Pres drops the chair and Fire gets to her feet and picks up the chair, tosses it to Pres, then lands a spinning heel kick that bounces the chair right off or President’s head.
Pres collapses to the floor and Fire is on him she pulls a chain from her boot and wraps it around her fist and lands several shots to the forehead opening a gash on President that is soon gushing blood. Fire pulls him to his feet and slams him back first into the apron, as he falls to the floor, Fire grabs his legs and flips him over, plants a knee in his back….WALLS OF JERICHO! President howls in pain, and much like his choke earlier, Fire could keep this move on all night if she wanted to. President taps furiously, but Fire keeps the hold on for several minutes, then finally releases it. Fire climbs to the apron and hits a MOONSAULT right on the small of President’s back! Fire pulls a bloody President to his feet and charges at him, but President stuns Fire and takes her to the floor with a drop toe hold! Fire’s head slams into the corner of the stairs and she writhes on the floor in pain. President is also in agony, grabbing the small of his back. Fire gets to her hands and knees and we see a steady stream of blood running off her forehead.
President gets to his feet and grabs a chair and SLAMS it down across the back of Fire’s head. She collapses to the floor and President stands….barely…..and gloats. He pulls her up and we see there is also blood coming off the back of her head as well. President rolls Fire onto the Kuwait Announce Table and climbs up with her. He takes his time, which is probably some foreshadowing here, and slowly sets her up for a PILEDRIVER! President gets her up, but Fire blocks the move and reverses it into a BACKDROP sending President through the neighboring Icelandic Announce Table! Fire struggles to her feet and pulls President out of the rubble, she throws him to the floor and grabs his arms and hits a FIRESTOMP into the wreckage of the table! President slumps to the floor and Fire drops to one knee.
Fire grabs the back of President’s head and slowly pulls him out of the wreckage, President grabs a cane from an elderly fan and JAMS Fire in the throat. Fire drops to her knees, grabbing her throat in pain. Fire collapses to the floor and drags herself to the stairs. President stumbles around the ring and drops to his knees and reaches under the ring and pulls out a blowtorch! President walks around to Fire and turns the torch on and heads toward Fire. Fire sees him and tries to kick him, but President avoids it, he grabs Fire by the head and drags her face toward the flame. President gets Fire inches from the flame when she catches him with an elbow to the gut sending him and the torch to the floor. The torch goes out so President grabs something from the Antarctic Announce Table, it is his own flash paper. He pulls out a lighter and tries to light the paper to launch a fireball in Fire’s face. Just as he is about to light it, Fire reaches under the ring and pulls out a bottle of 100 proof and her zippo. Fire takes a big swig, flips open the zippo and lights it and LAUNCHES a FIREBALL right at President’s face! President falls to the floor screaming in agony, the referee immediately calls for the bell as paramedics come and throws towels on his face putting out the flames.
WINNER in 16:51 – Firewoman
TEXPRESS vs. THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS – Best of Seven Series, Match Seven – 2 out of 3 Falls(Due to a lack of communication on my part – stupid internet provider – this match did not get written. Suffice it to say, it was a remarkable series. Texpress came out strong early and won the first fall, and dominated much of the second, but the Hawaiians fought back and tied it up at one. The third match was epic and went nearly 45 minutes with numerous near falls that had the fans on the edges of their seats. Finally, Texpress went for the Texas Death Sentence, but the Hawaiians managed to slip out of it and hit the Molokai Coctail and picked up the three count to win the match 3-2 and the series 4-3. After the match, handshakes went around. The Hawaiians celebrate, but clearly Texpress are not happy with the result. They take their losses like men and head to the back without incident, but their body language is not good at all.
TYTAN vs. LD WILLIAMS – Steel Cage MatchTytan is announced first and makes his way to the cage. The fans give him a decidedly mixed reaction, not quite sure to react to him. They cheer him for turning on Ecosystem, but they don’t seem to know whether to stay behind him or not. The big man climbs into the cage and tests the side of the cage then waits in the corner. The OOWF Legend LD Williams is announced next and he gets a rousing ovation from the crowd. LD makes his way down the ramp and steps into the cage. He stands across the ring from Tytan and just stares him down. This is a classic cage match, no escape, only pin fall or submission wins it. The referee closes the door and an outside ref locks the door. The inside ref calls for the bell and we are underway!
The two men move to the middle of the ring and eye one another. LD just stares, Tytan begins jawing with LD but we don’t know what he says. LD remains quiet, then says one thing that sets Tytan off. The big man swings on LD, but LD blocks it and SLAMS Tytan in the face with a head butt dropping the big man to his knees. LD lands a knee to the jaw that sends Tytan to the mat, then LD drops an elbow across his chest and hammers him with shots to the head. Tytan works to his feet, firing some lefts into LD’s gut. Tytan grabs LD by the hair and throws him to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline on the rebound. He pulls him to his feet again and sends him hard into the cage face first, as LD rebounds, Tytan catches him and PLANTS him with a SPINEBUSTER! Tytan covers, but LD kicks out at one.
Tytan pulls LD to a sitting position and slams him across the face with several forearms. He pulls LD to his feet and hooks him for a suplex, keeps him in the air for an eternity, then runs across the ring and drives LD into the cage. Tytan releases LD and Williams slides down the cage landing on the mat between the ropes and cage. Tytan waits for LD to get to his hands and knees, then charges in and catches him with a boot to the side of the head that slams Williams head into the cage. LD collapses to the mat and Tytan pulls him out to the middle of the ring and pulls him up onto his shoulders, and hits a flipping Wade Barrett slam, Tytan falls on LD and covers, but LD kicks out at two. Tytan pulls him back to his feet and slams him face first into the cage again then rakes his face across the cage, opening LD Williams up. Tytan chokes LD on the top rope, then slingshots him back to the middle of the ring. Tytan waits on the ropes for LD to stand up, when he does, Tytan charges and nearly takes his head off with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Tytan covers LD again, but once again, he can only keep him down for a two count.
Tytan pulls LD to his feet and shoves him into the corner and charges in for a clothesline, but LD gets a boot up and catches Tytan right on the jaw. LD grabs Tytan and throws him into the corner and unleashes some CANADIAN VIOLENCE! LD beats Tytan down to the mat with chops, punches and kicks then wipes the blood from his face and flicks it at Tytan, spraying blood all over his face. LD grabs Tytan and pulls him to his feet and runs him into the cage, Tytan hits hard and staggers back to the middle of the ring and LD catches him with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him to the mat. LD pounces on Tytan and traps him in the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! LD pulls back on Tytan’s head trying for a submission, but Tytan will not tap and slowly works his way to the ropes and forces a break. LD releases the hold and remains on Tytan, but as he tries to pull him to his feet, Tytan nails LD with a low blow. The referee gets on Tytan, but Tytan ignores him.
Tytan pulls LD to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a power slam, covers, and gets another two count. Tytan gets to his feet and laughs a little and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes. LD gets to his feet and charges in and nails Tytan’s ankle, crotching him on the top rope facing the crowd. LD climbs to the middle rope and grabs Tytan around the waist and hits a MIDDLE ROPE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! HOLY SHIT! Tytan lands HARD on the back of his head and doesn’t move. LD rolls him over and covers, hooking the leg, but somehow, to LD’s disbelief, Tytan kicks out at two. LD pulls Tytan to his feet and throws him into the cage again, Tytan slumps against the ropes and LD charges in and catches him with a knee to the back of the head that sends his head into the cage. Tytan falls to the mat, and when LD pulls him up we see that he is now bleeding.
LD hooks Tytan and tries a suplex, but Tytan fights out of it, grabs LD in a bear hug and DRIVES him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex! Tytan covers, but LD rolls his shoulder at two. Tytan is slow to get up, when he does, LD measures him and swings for a shot to the head, but Tytan avoids it and grabs LD in a full-nelson and hits a STROKE! He hooks LD and rolls him over and gets another two count. Tytan slaps the mat in frustration, then pulls LD to his feet, and runs him HIGH into the cage. As he rebounds, Tytan kicks him in the gut and lifts him for a TYTAN DRIVER! LD slides over Tytan’s shoulder and lands behind him, spins Tytan around and kicks him in the gut and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! LD falls on Tytan and hooks his leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE! Tytan kicks out a fraction of a second too late.
WINNER in 23:22 – LD Williams
After the match, LD Williams gets to his feet and staggers into the corner and collects himself. He walks to the middle of the ring where Tytan is on one knee holding the back of his head. LD helps him to his feet and looks him dead in the eyes, then extends his hand. Tytan looks at him for a moment, then shakes his hand, and the crowd roars. Tytan raises LD’s arm in victory, then leaves the ring letting LD soak up his victory.
THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS vs. DRINK & DESTROY – OOWF World Tag Team Title No-Disqualification MatchDrink and Destroy are announced and make their way to the ring through the crowd. The fans roar for Danny Taylor, Outback Jack and DVD. They also get a bit of a surprise as DH Magnusson makes his way out with his running mates. The four men climb into the ring and Jack, Taylor and Magnusson climb the turnbuckles and salute the crowd. DVD and Magnusson leave the ring as The Brass Knuckle Kings, part of Supreme, are announced. The cheers quickly turn to boos as the OOWF World Tag Team Champions Eric O’Mac and Bryce Larson come out flanked by Chris Evans and Matt Folz. The boos rain down on them as they climb into the ring. Evans and Folz climb out of the ring and jaw with Magnusson and DVD, the referee takes the titles and calls for the bell, this match is underway!
Before we can start things off, GM the Eco’s music plays and the new GM comes out to the top of the ramp.
<the crowd boos> Boo all you want, but the fact of the matter is this, I am only looking out for YOUR best interests. I think I have proven that I am CLEARLY more intelligent than you people in the crowd, and therefore, I know what is best for you. Now……Drink and Destroy, you want a No-Disqualification match tonight………that is not going to happen.Drink and Destroy are FURIOUS in the middle of the ring
The reasons are quite simple. There is too much barbaric behavior in the OOWF. I mean, tonight we witnessed a close friend of mine get set on fire. We witnessed two men in a cage…..the violence has simply gone too far, I will no longer allow it. So tonight, this will be a straight up, good old fashioned WRESTLING match. Now……referee……ring the bell.Jack and Eric are going to start things off, Eric charges across the ring and catches Jack with a BRUTAL right cross to the jaw. Jack drops to one knee, then gets to his feet and looks at Eric and grins. Eric tries a kick to the gut, but Jack catches his leg and KILLS him with a clothesline sending the tag team champion to the mat. Jack pulls Eric to his feet and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a big back drop. As Eric pops back to his feet, Jack catches HIM with a brutal right cross to the jaw that sends him to the mat. Eric crawls to his corner holding is jaw and makes the tag to Bryce Larson.
Larson comes into the ring and charges at Jack and Jack takes him to the mat with an arm drag. Jack pulls him to his feet and Taylor puts his boot on the top rope and Jack slams Larson’s face into Taylor’s boot. Larson staggers to the middle of the ring and drops to his knees, Jack tags Taylor in, Taylor charges in and takes Larson to the mat with a bulldog, then rolls him over and covers, but Eric breaks it up at two with a boot to the back of Taylor’s head. Taylor gets to his feet and swings at Eric, but Eric bails out of the ring to the floor before he can get him. Taylor pulls Larson to his feet and lifts him for an atomic drop, nails it and sends Larson flying into Eric just as he gets back onto the apron. Eric falls to the floor, Larson staggers backward and Taylor grabs him from behind and rolls him up for a two count.
Taylor pulls Larson up and throws him into the D&D corner and tags Jack back into the match. Jack rocks Larson with a European uppercut, then sends him to the ropes and catches him on the jaw with a flying elbow. Jack covers, but Larson kicks out at two. Jack pulls him to his feet again and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Larson catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands him up, then kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a spike DDT. Larson reaches out and tags in Eric, Eric climbs to the middle rope and drops a leg across the back of Jack’s head and rolls him over and covers for a two count.
Eric tags Larson in and pulls Jack to his feet, lifts him and holds Jack in a bear hug and Larson charges off the ropes and takes him down with a Hart Attack clothesline. Larson covers Jack, but he kicks out at two. Larson pulls Jack to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first on the top rope. Larson charges in and tries a punch to knock Jack to the floor, but Jack blocks it and slams Larson in the face with a head butt. Larson staggers back to the middle of the ring, grabbing the referee by the shirt and telling him to check his forehead. As he does that Folz and Evans grab Jack and pull him off the apron to the floor. They beat him down for a moment, but Magnusson and Taylor race around the ring and the brawl is on! As they fight on the outside, Jack rolls back into the ring and slumps in the corner. Larson charges in and tries a clothesline, but Jack gets a knee up catching him right on the jaw. Larson staggers out and Jack climbs to the top rope and takes him to the mat with a bulldog. Jack rolls Larson over and covers him for a two count.
Eric charges into the ring and pulls Jack off of Larson, he swings on Jack, but Jack ducks and shoves him to the ropes, then clotheslines him over the top to the floor. While he is doing that, Larson reaches into his boot and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. Larson waits for Jack to turn around, and is about to nail him, when DVD jumps on the apron and grabs Larson’s arm and tries to pull the knuckles off. DVD gets the knucks, but Larson nails him with a right sending him to the floor. Jack grabs Larson and spins him around, kicks him in the gut and hits a CHOMP! Jack covers Larson the referee gets to the mat and counts one…..two……thre……NO! Eric reaches in from outside the ring, pulls the referee out and NAILS him with a right cross! Eric grabs a chair and slides into the ring and tries to nail Jack, but Jack kicks him in the gut and grabs the chair and SLAMS Eric upside the head sending him back to the floor. Taylor climbs into the ring and he and Jack pull Larson to his feet and hit the CALL OF THE WILD! Another referee comes in, Taylor slides out of the ring and joins Magnusson in keeping Evans and Folz at bay, the referee hits the mat and makes the count, one…..two…..THREE!
WINNERS in 16:16 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Drink & Destroy
The referee hands Taylor and Jack the titles and DVD and Magnusson join them in the celebration in the middle of the ring. The crowd goes wild. The referee raises Drink & Destroys arms again, and they are about to leave the ring when the original referee crawls into the ring and grabs the titles. Jack and Taylor looks on in disbelief as the referee hands the title to Eric and Larson outside the ring. They demand an explanation and he tells them that he disqualified Eric for hitting him. Drink and Destroy are still the winners, but the title cannot change hands on a disqualification.
WINNERS in 14:41 by disqualification – Drink & Destroy – Brass Knuckle Kings retain the OOWF World Tag Team titles.
The crowd nearly riots and throws debris at Supreme. They hurry up the ramp to the back before they get torn to pieces by the crowd. Drink and Destroy remain in the ring and shake their heads in disbelief, but eventually play to the crowd and turn the boos back to cheers.
ECOSYSTEM vs. STAN FULTON – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match“Crusher” plays and Stan Fulton comes to the ring. He gets a very mixed reaction from the crowd, but it doesn’t seem to matter, he ignores them anyway. Fulton drops off his axe handle at the announce table and climbs into the ring. OOWF Intercontinental champion, the enigmatic Ecosystem, the GM of the OOWF, is announced and the boos nearly lift the roof off the building. To say Eco is not popular is an understatement. Eco climbs onto the apron and is clearly furious with Fulton. For those of you who forget, Fulton crashed Eco’s Grand Slam celebration last week. Fulton remains in the corner with his arms crossed across his massive chest. Eco steps into the ring and has a mic.
Fulton…….you RUINED my moment! I am a LEGEND in the OOWF. I am the most recent grand slams champion, I am a Hall of Famer…….and most importantly…….I am YOUR General Manager. Now…….what I want you to do Fulton is this…….I want you to walk out of that corner, lay down in the middle of this ring……and take the pin like a man. I mean, I am doing YOU a favor here, I COULD suspend you, I COULD send you down to the OVOOWF….hell I COULD FIRE YOUR ASS! But I won’t do any of that…….so long as you do what you are told. Now boy, get out here and do the job.Fulton stands in the corner for a moment, then shakes his head and slowly walks to the middle of the ring. He gets to Eco and points to the mat and asks Eco if that is where he wants him. Eco yells for Fulton to lay down. Fulton nods, then gets down to one knee, then gives a sly look to the crowd. The crowd cheers and Eco turns and yells at them, when he turns back, Fulton grabs him by the throat and lifts him CHOKESLAM! Eco bounces off the mat and scurries to the corner and tries to beg off, but Fulton charges in and catches him with a knee to the face. Fulton pulls Eco to his feet and SLAMS him across the chest with massive chops. Eco staggers out of the corner and Fulton grabs him and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a BLACK HOLE SLAM! Before Fulton can cover, Eco rolls out of the ring to the floor and once again tries to call a time out.
After several stalls, Eco climbs onto the apron and Fulton moves in and grabs him, but Eco pokes him in the eyes. Fulton staggers to the middle of the ring and Eco comes in and nails him with a double axe handle to the back of the head dropping the big man to the mat. Eco pounces on him and chokes him out, breaking several times at four to avoid the disqualification. Eco pulls Fulton to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a spinning leg lariat that rocks the big man but does not send him to the mat. Eco grabs the back of Crusher’s head and slams it into the turnbuckle once, twice, three times. Fulton staggers backward, but does not go down. Eco climbs to the top rope and lands a missile dropkick on his jaw and that finally sends him to the mat. Eco scurries over to Fulton and covers, but the big man kicks out at two.
Eco gets to his feet and pulls Fulton to his knees, then measures him and pops him with a straight right to the jaw sending Fulton back to the mat. Eco puts one foot on Fulton’s chest to cover, but Fulton rolls his shoulder at two and grabs Eco’s foot. As Fulton gets to his feet, Eco begs off. When Fulton stands, Eco tries an enzuguri, Fulton ducks and Eco hits the mat. Fulton pulls him to his feet and tries a whip to the corner, but Eco reverses it and sends Stan into the turnbuckle. Eco charges in and tries a stinger splash, but Fulton catches him and SWATS him to the mat. Eco hits hard, the back of his head slamming against the mat. As Eco stands, Fulton charges out of the corner and tries a clothesline, but Eco ducks hits the ropes himself, and catches Fulton with a flying knee to the face that sends Fulton to the middle rope. Eco pulls a page out of Rey Mysterio’s playbook and hits a 619! Fulton falls back into the ring and Eco covers him, but Fulton kicks out at two. Eco barks at the referee and heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope. As Fulton stands up, Eco hits the ENDGAME! That’s it, this one is over. Eco lays across Fulton with the cocky cover, the referee counts, one……two……thre…….NO! Fulton kicks out!
Eco gets to his feet and screams at the ref, Eco is practically frothing at the mouth. He backs the referee into the corner, threatening him with all sorts of painful punishment. Fulton gets to his feet and charges into the corner, the referee sees him coming and bails, Eco does not. Eco gets crushed in the corner. As he staggers out, Fulton sends him to the ropes and catches him with a snap power slam. Fulton pulls Eco to his feet and sends him to the ropes again and catches him in a bear hug and PLANTS him on the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Fulton covers, but Eco manages to roll his shoulder just before the three count.
Fulton pulls him to his feet and throws him into the corner and catches him with a CRUSHING splash. Eco staggers out of the corner and grabs the referee and rears back to punch him to draw the intentional DQ, but Fulton grabs his arm and stops him, spins him around and SLAMS him in the face with a head butt. Eco stands there for a moment glassy eyed and swaying, Fulton rears back and NAILS him with a punch between the eyes sending him to the mat. Fulton bounds off the ropes and drops a DRAGLING across Eco, covers him, hooks the leg and gets the one, two, THREE! NEW CHAMPION!
WINNER in 14:44 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Stan Fulton
STANK vs. PSYKLE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchPsykle is announced and makes his way to the ring. The big man steps over the top rope and stands in the middle of the ring looking menacing. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Stank is announced next and he comes out to the top of the ramp and he and Psykle lock eyes. Stank smirks and takes the title and slowly raises it above his head. Stank gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, but as the big man gets into the ring and holds the title up again, the fans pop. Stank hands the title to the referee and goes nose to nose, or, rather, nose to neck with Psykle. The ref holds the belt in the air, calls for the bell, and we are ready to go.
Neither man says anything, they just lock up. Stank uses his power advantage to back Psykle to the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and gets it. Stank backs to the middle of the ring and waits for Psykle to come out of the corner. He does, and the big men lock up again, this time Stank grabs Psykle’s arm and wrings it, then brings a clubbing hammer down on his shoulder driving Psykle to one knee. Psykle fights back to his feet and reverses the arm wringer, wrenching Stank’s shoulder, then sending him to the ropes. Psykle catches Stank with a big boot to the jaw on the rebound, Stank does not go to the mat, but slumps against the ropes. Psykle charges in for a clothesline but Stank backdrops him over the top rope. Psykle lands on his feet and grabs Stank’s leg from outside and drags him out of the ring.
On the floor, the two men trade punches to the head, Psykle gets the better of the exchange and backs Stank up. Psykle charges in and tries another big boot, but Stank ducks it. When Psykle turns around, Stank levels him with a clothesline and rolls back into the ring. Psykle quickly realizes that the referee is already at seven and gets back into the ring just in time to beat the count. As he slides under the bottom rope, Stank catches him with a boot to the back of the head. Stank pulls Psykle to his feet and scoops him up and drives him into the corner slamming his back into the turnbuckle, then dumps him to the mat with a power slam. Stank covers, but Psykle kicks out at one.
Stank pulls Psykle to a sitting position and locks him in a chin lock getting to his feet and putting all his weight down on the back of Psykle’s head. Psykle is visibly gasping for air as Stank tries to cut off his air supply. Psykle fades, then begins to fight to his feet. Psykle stands up and catches Stank with several elbows to the gut, but Stank lifts Psykle and PLANTS him on the mat with a SAMOAN DROP! Stank gets to his feet, bounds off the ropes and tries an elbow drop, but Psykle moves out of the way and Stank gets nothing but mat.
Psykle pulls Stank to his feet, wrings the arm and catches him with a crescent kick across the chest that sends Stank staggering back into the corner. Psykle charges into the corner and catches Stank with a clothesline, then sets the big man on the top rope and climbs up after him. He hooks Stank and SUPERPLEXES him off the top rope! Psykle floats over and covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Psykle lands several MMA style hammering forearm shots to the face then traps Stank in an Anaconda Vice! Stank struggles and manages to slip around and get his foot on the bottom rope forcing the break just before he slips into unconsciousness.
Psykle pulls Stank to his feet and rocks him with several European uppercuts then sends him to the ropes and goozles him. Before he can lift Stank for a choke slam, Stank catches him with an elbow to the jaw, then hammers him with rights to the face that backs Psykle against the ropes. Stank whips him across the ring and catches him with a boot to the gut on the rebound, then sets him up for a POWERBOMB! Stank shows impressive power in getting the big man up, and DRIVES him to the mat! Stank covers, but Psykle kicks out at two.
Stank pulls Psykle to his feet and sends him into the corner and charges in for a clothesline, but Psykle moves out of the way and Stank slams into the corner and staggers out grabbing his ribs. Psykle catches him with a kick to the side of the head, then pulls him to his feet and plants him on the mat with a pump handle slam! Psykle covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Psykle drops several knees into Stank’s ribs, then pulls him to his feet and shoves him against the ropes, charges in and clotheslines the big man over the top rope to the floor.
Psykle leaves the ring and pulls Stank off the floor, scoops him up and SLAMS him on the concrete. Stank grabs his ribs in pain and gasps for breath. Psykle rolls him back into the ring and follows, covering Stank for another two count. Psykle pulls Stank up, goozles him, and CHOKESLAMS the champ. Psykle covers again, but once again Stank kicks out at two. Psykle gets to his feet and lands a couple of stiff kicks to Stank’s ribs, then heads to the corner and climbs the ropes. Stank gets to his feet and catches Psykle on the ropes. The two of them battle it out for a bit, Stank climbs on the bottom rope, but Psykle knocks him off with an elbow between the eyes. Stank gets to his feet and lunges at the top rope, crotching Psykle on the top. Stank grabs Psykle and hits the CRADLE TO THE GRAVE! Stank remains on the mat for a moment grabbing his ribs and grimacing in pain, then slides over and covers the big man, hooking his leg and getting the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 18:48 – Stank
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