OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Villa Las Estrellas, Antarctica
REGICIDE vs. CHRIS EVANS & MATT FOLZChris Evans and Matt Folz are without their stable mates or the posse tonight, and they make their way to the ring to a chorus of boos that seems to have no effect on them. From the looks on their faces, they’re out to prove something tonight. That’s going to be easier said than done, as their opponents are Tytan and L.D. Williams - Regicide. The latter team receives a much more positive reaction from the fans, but pay it about as much attention. Referee Angelo Barros calls all four men to the center of the ring and gives them their instructions. He sends the teams to their corners and calls for the bell.
Williams and Folz opt to start for their teams. They lock up, and Folz twists Williams into a hammerlock. Williams reverses. Folz re-reverses and immediately switches his grip to a waist lock and plants him with a German suplex. Folz hits the ropes and nails Williams with a diving forearm, and then rolls to the corner and tags Evans. Folz holds Williams in place for an Evans dropkick, and then they drag him up and send him into their corner. Folz ducks out of the ring and tags himself back in. Evans slings Williams to Folz, who plants him with a spine buster. He covers, but Williams kicks out at two. Folz sends Williams back to the corner, but Williams dodges the follow-up clothesline. Folz hits the turnbuckles, and Williams uses the ropes to swing up behind him and pull him into a backbreaker across his knees. Williams heads for his corner, but Evans is in and stops him. Barros steps in, but now Folz is back up and sends Williams back to the corner and makes the tag.
Evans and Folz send Williams to the ropes and take him down with a tandem clothesline. Evans pulls Williams up and snaps him over with a suplex. He rolls Williams over and twists his arm into a hammerlock. He tries to bridge into This One’s Gonna Hurt, but Williams squirms free. Williams heads for his corner, but Evans hooks his ankle and pulls him back. He sweeps Williams’ free leg and drops an elbow into his knee. He pins the leg to the mat and stomps on it. Tytan starts in to help his partner, but Barros cuts him off. Folz takes advantage and joins Evans. The each grab a leg and drag Williams to their corner. Barros turns around just in time to see Evans make the tag. Folz comes in and works over Williams’ leg and then ties on the ankle lock. Williams struggles and drags himself toward the ropes, but before he gets there Folz drops to the mat and grapevines the leg. Tytan runs across the ring and stomps Folz to break it up.
While Barros forces Tytan out of the ring, Evans comes in and pulls Williams to his feet. He and Folz send Williams to the ropes and Evans nails him with a standing dropkick. He rolls under the ropes to the apron and reaches in for the tag as Barros turns around. Evans springboards off the top rope and hits a splash. He hooks the leg, but Williams rolls a shoulder just in time. Evans sits Williams up and kicks him in the back, and then goes to the ropes and hits him with a dropkick. He pulls Williams up and sets up a suplex, but Williams blocks. He hammers Williams across the back and tries again, but Williams blocks that as well. He drags Williams to the corner and makes the tag. Folz joins Evans and they hit a tandem suplex. Folz pulls Williams up and sends him across the ring. He catches him for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Williams slams his hands across his ears before he can hit it. Folz stumbles back a step and Williams kicks him in the gut. He tries to follow up with a DDT, but Folz reverses into a northern lights suplex. He bridges, but Williams rolls a shoulder just in time. On the apron, Tytan is apoplectic, urging his partner to make the tag. Folz tries to pull Williams to his feet, but eats a European uppercut. He staggers back, and Williams turns for his corner. Folz grabs his shoulder and spins him around, and Williams throws himself into the momentum, leveling Folz with a clothesline. Evans enters the ring as Williams gets to his knees, but Williams dives for his corner and makes the tag.
The crowd explodes as Tytan storms into the ring. He levels Evans with a clothesline, and does the same to Folz. Scoop and a slam to Evans. Scoop and a slam for Folz. Tytan to the ropes and levels Evans with a big boot. He sends Folz into the corner and then pitches Evans through the ropes to the floor. Tytan steamrolls into the corner and crushes Folz with a clothesline. He grabs Folz as he stumbles out of the corner and lifts him for a power bomb. Evans slides under the ropes and clips Tytan’s knee causing him to fall with Folz on top. Folz hooks the leg, but Tytan powers out before one. Folz makes it to his feet slightly faster and nails Tytan with a punch. Tytan responds in kind. They go back and forth, which is a mistake on Folz’s part as Tytan quickly gains the advantage. Tytan has his back to the ropes, however, and Evans gets behind him and pins his arms. He can’t hold him long, but it’s enough for Folz to bury a fist in his stomach and drop him with a DDT. He sits Tytan up and locks on the Tazzmission! Before he can execute the body scissors, Tytan surges to his feet, dragging Folz with him. Evans is in, but for once Barros sees him and cuts him off. Tytan staggers toward his corner, dragging Folz behind him. Folz hops onto his back, trying to drag him to the mat. This raises Folz’s head higher than Tytan’s, and Williams springs off the top rope and nails Folz with a flying forearm. Tytan lands hard on Folz and knocks the wind out of him, breaking the hold.
Evans pushes past Barros and barrels into Williams, pummeling him with punches. Tytan staggers to his feet and drags him off. Williams gets unsteadily to his feet as Tytan lifts Evans in a bear hug. Williams to the ropes - Executioner’s Song! Williams rolls out to the apron as Tytan rolls Folz over and grabs his legs. He lifts Folz for a wheelbarrow suplex as Williams springs off the top rope and catches Folz for a flying Canadian Destroyer - INTERNATIONAL DEATH SENTENCE! Williams dives onto Evans as Tytan falls on Folz and hooks the leg. Barros counts One…Two…Three!
WINNERS, in 18:08, Regicide.
After the match: Williams rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor. Tytan is out as well and helps him to his feet. Arms raised, they back up the aisle as Barros checks on Folz and Evans.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. J-P SPARXX – No Disqualification“Let It Rock” plays and J-P Sparxx and Jewel come out. The Cape Town crowd cheers them loudly. Sparxx is still bandaged pretty heavily, but that only get more cheers from the crowd. Showing his toughness, or something like that. They finally get to the ring and Sparxx climbs in and waits while Jewel pulls some plunder from under the ring and gets it ready. “Scarecrow” plays and Moosehead Jack comes out, Happy DethBat III in hand, and the crowd nearly boos him out of the building. Moose smirks at the Them then glares at Sparxx and heads toward the ring.
Moose steps onto the apron and Sparxx races across the ring and drop kicks his feet from beneath him. Moose drops down and slams his head into HDBIII. Jack staggers around, then turns back to the ring and Sparxx charges across the ring and drop kicks HDBIII right into his face. Moose hits the floor, blood already running from several cuts on his face, and snarls in anger. Sparxx springs over the top rope and tries to drop a double axe handle on Moose, but Moose grabs HDB3 and buries it in Sparxx ribs. Sparxx doubles over in pain and drops to his knees. Moose comes up behind him and rakes the bat across his forehead, then kicks him repeatedly in the ribs.
Sparxx is laid out on the floor, Moose pulls him to his feet and whips him into the stairs, Sparxx slams into the steel back first and falls to the floor in pain, his ribs can’t be 100% after his match with Stank. Moose rummages under the ring and grabs a table and sets it up. Moose turns back to Sparxx, but Sparxx kips up and charges at Moose and clotheslines him over the table. Moose lands on the back of his head and lies motionless for a moment, long enough for Sparxx to pull the guard rail a little closer to the ring and set the table on the apron and guardrail. Sparxx grabs a chair and waits for Moose to stir, then brings it down across his back, then slides the chair inside the ring. Moose starts to stir and Evans pulls him to his feet and rolls him on the table, then grabs HDB3 and slams it across his chest.
Sparxx slides into the ring and sets up the chair, then bounces off the ropes and does the Sabu triple jump, but Moose gets to his feet on the table, holding HDB3 menacingly, before Sparxx can hit the leg drop, so Sparxx changes it up in midair, leaps at Moose and DRIVES him through the table with a DDT! The crowd erupts into a HOLY SHIT! chant. Sparxx grabs Moose and pulls him out of the wreckage of the table and rolls him into the ring. Sparxx grabs another chair and climbs to the top rope and hits an ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! Sparxx covers Moose and gets the one, two, thre…..NO! Moose kicks out just before the three count.
Sparxx pulls Moose to his feet and whips him into the corner and charges in after him, but Moose steps out of the way and Sparxx slams into the corner. Moose grabs him around the waist and hits a release German suplex, dumping Sparxx right on the chair. Sparxx grabs the back of his head in pain, Moose keeps him on the mat and drives several knees into the back of his head, then pulls him to his feet, grabs the chair and SLAMS it down on the top of Sparxx head! Sparxx slumps to the mat, blood running down from the top of his head. Moose stares at him, Sparxx looks up, wipes the blood off his face and flicks it at Moose. This only serves to piss Moose off more. He pulls Sparxx up and clocks him with a straight right to the jaw, then sends him to the ropes and nails Sparxx with a BUSAIKU KNEE to the face. Sparxx hits the mat, and is dazed. Moose pulls him to his feet and hits a GO TO SLEEP FOREVER! Moose DRIVES his knee into the back of Sparxx’s head, Sparxx collapses to the mat seemingly unconscious. Moose stands over him and glares down at him, then slowly falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring.
Moose rummages a bit and pulls out a board with barbed wire stapled to it, he tosses it over the top rope and glares at Sparxx. Before he can do anything, Davin Moreland’s music hits and he comes out to the top of the ramp. Davin stares at Moose, and Moose glares back. Moose sits on the middle rope and dares Davin to come into the ring, knowing he can’t because he is suspended. Moose gets more animated, yelling for Davin to get into the ring, Davin just stands there and looks amused. What Moose doesn’t realize is that Sparxx has pulled himself to his feet. Sparxx stands, if only barely. He stumbles across the ring and grabs Moose around the waist and hits a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX dumping Moose right onto the board of barbed wire! Moose’s shoulders are down as the barbed wire tears into his flesh, the referee hits the mat and counts one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 16:11 – J-P Sparxx
After the match, Sparxx slumps to the mat grabbing the back of his head. Jewel climbs into the ring and checks on him. Moose pulls himself out of the barbed wire and is clearly not happy. He grabs Jewel and throws her aside, then hammers Sparxx with punches to the face. He drags Sparxx to the barbed wire and is about to CURBSTOMP him into the wire when Davin Moreland hits the ring. Moose bails before Davin can get a hold of him. Now it is Davin who holds the ropes open for Moose, begging him to get into the ring. Moose just laughs and backs up the ramp. Davin checks on Sparxx, never taking his eyes off of Moose.
STAN FULTON vs. FIREWOMAN – Non-Title MatchThe Challenger and Commissioner is out first, to a LOUD chorus of boos. Fire appears to be genuinely surprised by this reaction. Maybe if she had come out to “Boogie Wonderland”, the penguins would at least have her back. “Boogie Wonderland”? The great Earth, Wind and Fire? No? Really? K. As surprised as Fire appears, she also looks a little distracted. Hopefully for her she's not doing this gimmick again. Whatever, enough talk, as YOUR OOWF Intercontinental Champion Stan “Crusher” Fulton comes out next to a reaction. Pretty close to half and half, but certainly more cheers than Firewoman. He hands the belt to Senior Referee Davis Hightower, who doesn't hold it high in the air, because this match is non-title. Wack. Anyway, he hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Firewoman suddenly charges across the ring, to the shock of pretty much everyone. She leaps at a still motionless Fulton; but the big man shows his quick feet for someone his size. He cuts down the distance by taking a couple of steps forward. He GOOZLES Fire and lifts her up for a CHOKESLAM! Firewoman bounces HARD off the mat and scurries to the corner and tries to beg off, but Fulton charges in and catches her with a knee to the face. Fulton pulls Firewoman to her feet and blasts her across the chest with several brutal Chop-Woos. Firewoman staggers out of the corner and Fulton grabs her, sending her to the ropes. Fulton catches Fire on the rebound with a big-time BLACK HOLE SLAM! Abyss is somewhere bowing to Fulton's awesomeness. However, before Fulton can cover, Firewoman rolls out of the ring to the floor and tries to collect herself, secure in the knowledge that there will be no planchas coming.
Finally, Firewoman climbs onto the apron. Fulton's been waiting and thinks we're mere moments away from a pin fall, but the ever-crafty ring vet Firewoman hits him with a Stun Gun right on the ropes. Fire lands on her feet on the floor as Fulton staggers to the middle of the ring. Working quickly, Fire sprints to the top turnbuckle, and delivers a Missile Dropkick that catches Fulton right in the jaw. Fulton doesn't fall, but does end up taking a knee. Firewoman channels John Cena and hits the move formerly known as The Throwback. THIS puts Fulton on his back. Fire covers, but it barely gets 1. Fire decides to press and go all-offense here, as she blatantly chokes Fulton 4 different times, breaking at 4 while screaming “I HAVE TIL 5!” I mark for that every time. She decides on a Jackknife Cover, which is probably a smart idea, with what little weight Fire has all on Crusher's shoulders. This gets a solid 2 count, but Fire is starting to get frustrated. She pulls Fulton to his feet and sends him to the ropes. She drills him on the rebound with a spinning leg lariat that rocks the big man but does not send him to the mat. It was still awesome though. Firewoman grabs the back of Crusher’s head and slams it into the turnbuckle once, twice, three times. Fulton staggers backward, but does not go down. Firewoman climbs to the top rope and lands a Flying Headscissors that finally sends him to the mat. Firewoman scurries over to Fulton and covers, but the big man kicks out at two and a half.
Firewoman gets atop Fulton and just starts laying into him with right hands. A cover gets 2. More right hands. Another cover gets 2.5. More right hands, and another cover. This time Fulton kicks out BIG at 2, and Fire goes halfway across the ring. Crusher manages to get to a knee, set up perfectly for Firewoman as she connects with a Shining Wizard. That HAS to be it. 1....2....thr NO! Fire starts pounding the mat in sheer frustration. Hightower assures her it was a 2-count. Clearly, she's not taking his word for it as she starts yelling. Fulton is stirring, so Fire takes some time from her discussion with Hightower to lock in a Single-Leg Boston Crab. Dammit Fire, HOW many times do I have to tell you that move sucks? To the surprise of absolutely no one, Fulton uses his free leg to kick the Firewoman in the face several times forcing her to release the hold. THAT opens up a nice little mouse under Fire's eye. While Fire checks for blood, Fulton is able to get to his feet for the first time in several minutes.
Fire turns around to see Fulton charging at her, and manages to duck a GIANT Clothesline just in time. Without turning, she Mule Kicks Fulton right into the back of the knee she was just working on. Fulton folds like Amar'e Stoudemire in a playoff series. Fire eschews the cover in favor of dragging Crusher to the corner. And then keeps dragging. Fire leaves the ring and KEEPS dragging all the way to the ring post. It splits the proverbial uprights, and Crusher is gonna have to ice that down for a couple days. Not done, Firewoman goes old school, and locks on a Ring post Figure 4. THAT'S more like it. Hightower tries to break this up, and doesn't see Fulton tapping. Whether he can tap on an illegal move or not is up to management to decide, but it's moot anyway, as Hightower is able to separate Fire from Crusher here. Fulton's knee is clearly in terrible shape, unable to get to his feet without using the ropes for support.
Fire chooses not to argue with Hightower as she sees Fulton doing his best wounded animal imitation. Fire scrambles unseen to the other side of the ring, slips in, does the Hacksaw Jim Duggan 3-point stance, and charges after Crusher, laser-focused on his knee. She goes to deliver a Hines Ward Illegal Dirty Player Chop Block, which would have blown out about 20 million ligaments (I know there's not 20 million, just work with me here). But Fulton shows a little ring-savvy of his own, as he was playing some possum, and simply moves his leg. As a result, Fire gets caught up in the ropes, lucky she didn't go head-first to the floor. The Champ moves over, and hits a friggin' gigantic Release German Suplex. Fire bounces about 2 feet off the ring after she hits, and ends up clear in the other corner, landing on her head. Crusher deliberately (he does EVERYTHING deliberately, but still) gets over to a woozy Fire, and delivers a brutal Impaler DDT which shakes the ring. Fire is done-ski. Fulton hits the ropes. DRAGLINE! That'll do it, folks.
WINNER in 23:22 by PINFALL...Stan “Crusher” Fulton!
STANK vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – Non-Title MatchAlexander Darling appears on the ramp, accompanied by sister Alexis. They soak up some cheers before they head down the ramp to the ring. Stank's music hits and the cheers turn to boos as Your Corporate Champion makes his way to the ring as well. The two stare each other down as the tension builds both inside the ring and with the crowd as well. Finally, Jonathan Hightower calls for the bell and we're off.
Stank decides to show Alex his place early and knocks him down quickly with a clothesline, but Alexander pops immediately back up and gets as much into Stank's face as he can. Stank smirk sand clotheslines him again, but Alexander again stands back up and challenges him. A questionable tactic physically, but symbolically, it's working, and the crowd takes up a 'Darling' chant. Alexis joins in, which makes the crowd get into it more. Alexander and Stank smirk at each other, and begin the match in earnest with the typical lock up and wrist lock exchange. Stank uses his size clearly to his advantage at first, as he bends Alexander over backward with a wrist lock, until Alex's head nearly touches the canvas. It's a tense moment but just when it looks like either his spine or his wrist (or both) will snap, Darling flips over completely in the direction of the lock and thus negating its effects. Stank releases the hold and Alexander hits the top rope and flies out with a missile drop kick. He knocks the big man back, but not down, but continues driving with chops and the like before goes to hit the ropes again. He flies out and...not sure what he was going to do because Stank catches him and slams him to the mat with the World's Truly Strongest Slam. Alexander's eyes roll back into his head from the force, as Stank starts to run the ropes, setting up for the Stankonia 2.0. He goes to hit it, but NO! Darling rolls out of the way! Stank lands hard, and it's Darling's turn to run the ropes. He comes out with a shining wizard, that takes Stank over to his back. Darling contemplates going for a pin, but decides instead to go for the Money Clip! He puts pressure on Stank's sore knee, causing the big man to grit his teeth. Stank begins the slow....agonizing....crawl.......to.....the......ropes........and......eventually.......does......make......it! Hightower signals or the rope break, and Darling, face that he is, complies at about two. Darling backs up to the ropes as Stank uses the other side to pull himself up. Darling runs at him, but Stank ducks at the last minute, sending Darling over with a back body drop.
Darling hits the floor hard. Alexis runs over to check on him, but before she does there is commotion in the crowd. Suddenly, Chris Evans leaps up onto the barricade, and cross bodies Alexander right as he gets back to his feet. He drives Alexander into the ring post and both men fall to the floor. Evans peppers Darling with stiff left and right punches, as Alexis tries to intervene. She barely gets a chance to though, because ....who? JP Sparxx? That seems kind of random. Sparxx comes running down the ramp and grabs Evans by the hair pulling him off Darling. Alexis goes to check on her brother, as Sparxx puts the boots to Evans. He's so focused on Evans, that he doesn't notice Stank reach down over the ropes with both hands and grab him around the chin. Stank roughly pulls Sparxx into the ring and tosses him to the canvas. He grabs Sparxx's head again, lifting him up and BAM! right into a Shitfaced! Blood pours out of Sparxx's nose. Evans has recovered and is going after Darling, but now Darling has recovered and is also throwing lefts and rights. This one has gotten totally out of hand so for the safety of EVERYONE involved, Hightower calls for the bell. NO CONTEST.
WINNER – No Contest in 10:24
DRINK & DESTROY vs. TEXPRESS & EL LOBO SANGRIENTO – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title Match[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbH60wCO-Yw
]"God Blessed Texas"[/url] Streams through the speakers and the crowd absolutely POPS expecting Chad Madison and Zane Myers to make their way to the ring. But there is nothing. The crowd grows pretty restless and a few boos are heard amongst the commotion. Then suddenly……
A Howl echoes throughout the arena;
"Joker and the Thief" rocks out as El Lobo Sangriento hits the Entrance ramp, flanked by…. Phantos & Lucios!!! The crowd noise swells as the realization hits of who the masked men on either side of Lobo are. The three masked men head to the ring, exchanging high fives with the fans lucky enough to have those aisle seats. They climb in the ring, do a little posing on the turnbuckles, and await the sounds of….
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"Alchohaulin Ass" coming across the sound system, and Drink & Destroy make their way in through the crowd, except for Victor, who is riding in on a motor cooler. DH, Danny & Jack hit ringside and begin to exchange beer toasts with a number of fans, Victor playing pitchman for them. The crowd eats this up, naturally. After a few minutes of this, they climb in the ring and there are handshakes all around. We can expect another pretty clean match, though it might not be a scientific classic. The bell sounds, and WE’RE UNDERWAY!!!!
Danny and Lobo lock up and begin to battle for leverage. Lobo backs Danny into the corner, but can’t break the lockup. Danny begins to push back, and he is able to work to the opposite corner, and now Lobo has his back against the turnbuckle. Both men grunt and groan pretty loudly, with neither man gaining any advantage. Lobo works his way out of that corner, and now we’re back where we started, in the middle of the ring, with both men still in the collar-and-elbow tie-up. The crowd begins to chant something in Spanish, and this match doesn’t have subtitles…. But it is a loud chant that echoes through the arena. Danny and Lobo both let so simultaneously, and are greeted with thunderous applause.
Danny backs into his corner and confers with DH & OBJ, he charges out, trying to catch Lobo off guard. Fail. Lobo hits a quick arm drag and sends DDT across the ring. Danny is right back up and eats another arm drag. Lobo pops up, but Danny dives low and just tackles Lobo to the mat. He hits a few punches and tries to put Lobo in some sort of MMA submission move, but Lobo scrambles to the ropes and gets a clean break. Danny is quick to pounce, and pulls Lobo up by the mask to scoop him up and hit a thunderous power slam. Danny eats up the crowd appreciation and tags in DH.
DH climbs in and levels Lobo with a clothesline DH whips him into the ropes and telegraphs a backdrop. Lobo does a somersault over DH’s back and lands on his feet behind him, nailing a nice enziguri as DH turns around. Lobo stumbles back to his corner and tags in Lucios Myers. Lucios gets in behind DH and hits a nice dropkick, sending him into the D&D corner, and Jack tags himself in. Jack and Lucios start trading fists in the center of the ring, neither man gaining a real advantage until Jack blocks a left and head-butts Lucios, sending him staggering back into a neutral corner. Jack follows up with a Corner Splash and a couple of Bionic Elbows. Lucios is staggering around disoriented and Jack grabs the back of the mask and walks him to the D&D corner. DH puts up a boot and OBJ smashed Lucios’ head into the boot. Lucios falls backwards, hits the mat and tries to roll to his corner. Nothing doing. Danny has been tagged in and pulls Lucios back by the leg, and proceeds to drop 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10 elbows to Lucios’ back one after another in quick succession. Danny fires up with the crowd and crouches, seemingly begging Lucios to stand back up.
Lucios does make it to his feet, and turns around just as Danny charges in…. and hits a Belly-to-belly Suplex Out of Nowhere! Danny gets planted, and Lucios again makes the crawl to his corner. He makes the HOT TAG to Phantos, who vaults over the ropes and begins to just lay into DDT. Forearm smashes, punches, kicks, Phantos lets DDT have it for a good minute, before hurling him into the ropes and hitting a snap dropkick that knocks DDT off his feet and puts the crowd on theirs. Phantos sends DDT into his own corner and crouches, Rock-esque, begging DH or OBJ to “Bring it” Phantos gets his wish, as Outback Jack tags in and eats a dropkick. DH is right behind him, and gets his taste of the bottom of Phantos’ boots. DDT rushes in and he eats a second dropkick for the night. Again the crowd pops, and Phantos fires up with them….
… And forgets to check on the legal man. Outback Jack slides in behind Phantos and hits a BOOMERANG! Lobo has to come in and break up the pin fall at 2. Jack jaws at Lobo, and catches Phantos trying to tag out. No sir. Jack grabs Phantos by the mask and pulls him into a corner, and begins to bounce Phantos’ head off the turnbuckle 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9….. OBJ pauses, quiets the crowd momentarily, and lets out a
BELLLLLLLLLLLCH before sending Phantos’ head into the corner pad a 10th time. Phantos stumbles to the side, and is able to tag in Lobo. Lobo tries to be a house of fire, but OBJ tags in a fresh DH who will have none of that. DH catches the speedy Lobo off the ropes and gorilla-press slams him to the mat. Lobo is slow getting up, so DH helps him by pulling him by the ears and setting up the Side-Russian-Legsweep! IT’s DREAMSTREET TIME, but Lobo has the move scouted well, and elbows his way free of DH. Lobo off the ropes and ducks a clothesline, only to take DH down with a flying burrito on the rebound. Lobo kips up and tags in Phantos, who scrambles to the top, walks the ropes Kevin Von Erich-style and lets fly with a Flying Body Press…. Only to be caught in mid-air by DH and have it turned into a BLACK HOLE SLAM! DH & Phantos shake off the cobwebs. Mags tags in DDT, who is met by a freshly tagged Lucios and they start trading lefts and rights DDT ducks a clothesline.. T-Bone Suplex! He tosses Lucios as far as he can, and scrambles for the cover 1…2… and Lucios just kicks out.
Danny up first, and greet Lucios with a kick to the gut. He sets up the Dynamite Drop!.... But Lucios is quick to counter with a backdrop….. but DDT hangs on… Sunset Flip…1….2…..3!!!!!
WINNERS; in 15:23, and STILL OOWF Campeonas de Trios, Drink & Destroy!
Lucios is LIVID, as he argues with the referee about the quick count, but the replays show it was good. Phantos has to physically wedge himself between Lucios & the referee to get his partner to back off and calm down. DDT, DH & OBJ take their belts and head into the crowd to celebrate with a few beers
THE BRASS KNUCKLE KINGS vs. THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage MatchThe cage has been set up, and the crowd is excited for this tag team championship match. Vertigo hits and the crowd erupts for the arrival of the Flyin Hawaiians. Kai and Aina hit the stage going through there entrance dance, soon joined by manager Noelani. They finish the dance and make their way to the ring. No interacting with the fans tonight, as the boys have their game faces on. The twins enter the ring, and Noelani blows em a kiss before taking her place on the far side of the ring area. Brass Knuckle Kings hits and the crowds cheers turn to boos as the reigning tag team champs make their entrance. Eric O'Mac and Bryce Larson come out flanked by Maria, Lauren, and the Posse. Both men pull open there boxing robes revealing the OOWF tag team championships. The two flaunt them for a while before heading to the ring. The two pause outside the cage and Lauren and Maria remove the robes. Some last minute words of encouragement from the posse is had, and then the BKK enter the cage. The belts are handed to the ref, who shows them to the crowd before handing them out of the cage.
The bell rings, and Larson and O’Mac don't even have time to blink before the Hawaiians are all over them. Kai and Aina lay in with chops and punches rocking the BKK members.BKK tries to fight this off occasionally getting in strikes of their own, but are coming out on the losing end of this slug fest. Eric and Bryce are sent into opposite corners and the Hawaiians follow them in with splashes. Kai and Aina make eye contact and then send Bryce and Eric barreling towards each other. Fortunately for BKK they are able to put on the brakes and avoid crashing into each other. Unfortunately when they turn around they are nearly decapitated by stereo clotheslines. The Hawaiians both cover, and the ref counts.
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Tw....No, both Eric and Bryce are able to get shoulders up. Kai and Aina quickly each grab a leg on O’Mac, and catapult him up and into the cage. Eric crashes hard and hits the mat. They go for the repeat on Bryce, but Larson is ready, and is able to catch his balance on the ropes and springboards back into a crossbody block. Both the Hawaiians go down, and Eric is able to rush in and drop a knee to the back of Aina's head. Larson and O’Mac pull Kai up and whip him to the ropes. They go for the double clothesline, but Kai ducks, bounces off the far ropes, and comes back with a flying clothesline of his own. Both Larson and O’Mac are back down. Eric is up and eats a head butt from Kai. Larson goes to nail him from behind, but Aina is back up and catches him with an overhead belly to back. Larson is nearly folded in half.
The Hawaiians pick Eric up and lawn dart him into the cage. Eric is busted open and woozy. Larson is trying to get to his feet, but Kai is right there with a superkick. This sends Larson backwards and into a German suplex from Aina. Aina holds the bridge and the ref makes the count.
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Thr...No Eric is not quite out, and he shoves Kai into the move breaking up the pin. Eric starts to climb the cage, but Kai is ready, and grabs him pulling him off. Kai whips O’Mac into the corner, and then the Hawaiians take turns landing splashes on him. Larson recovers and comes in with a roaring elbow to Kai. He follows up by attempting a super kick on Aina. Aina catches it and avoids the follow up Enziguri attempt. Aina rocks him with a European style uppercut, and notices Kai perched on the top rope. Aina Launches Larson in the air and Kai leaps with the spear, it's the Moloka’i Cocktail! Kai heads over to make sure Eric stays down in the corner. Eric meanwhile has pulled a strange powder out of his tights, and throws it in Kai's face. Kai is stunned and starts swinging wildly as Eric ducks out of the way. Aina sees this and rushes over to help Kai out. Eric sees him coming, and yells "I'm behind you" at Kai before dropping to the mat. Kai launches a super kick, that lands square on the jaw of his teammate Aina. O’Mac thinks quickly and grabs a recovering Bryce and tosses him into Kai who starts wailing away on him. Meanwhile O’Mac covers Aina and shouts for the ref. He makes the count and this one is over.
WINNERS in 20:13 The Brass Knuckle Kings
As the bell is ringing, Evans and Folz rush to the ring, and slide in and begin a beat down on the Hawaiians. Larson joins in and O’Mac directs the posse to keep everyone else out. The Hawaiians are taking a royal ass kicking, some retribution for the quick attack at the start of the match. Noelani looks on in both shock and concern. She looks to the back unsure of what she should do before rushing backstage. The beat down in the ring continues for a moment longer, when suddenly Noelani comes back out dragging Victor Dinero with her. She points to the ring, and DVD nods in agreement before making the "go get em" motion.
Suddenly the crowd pops as DH, OBJ and DDT come rushing out. The posse goes to intercept, and we have a mass brawl on our hands. Suddenly the crowd pops again, as Alexander Darling and Firewoman come out of the crowd. They quickly scale the cage and land stereo cross bodies on all four members of Supreme.
This is followed up with a Firestomp to Folz and a Darling Driver to Evans. Larson and O’Mac make eye contact and decide discretion is the better part of valor. They dash out the cage door, stopping just long enough to grab their belts before rushing to the back. Security rushes out and attempts to break up the posse and Drink and Destroy. Back in the ring, Darling and Firewoman help the Hawaiians up as Evans and Folz make a getaway.
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