STAN FULTON vs. DH MAGNUSSON – OOWF Intercontinental Title Chain Match“Alcohalin Ass” plays and DH Magnusson is spotted on the second deck of the arena. The spotlight follows him as he makes his way to the ring, the fans rush to pat him on the back, and it takes a long time for him to finally make it to the ring. DH rolls into the ring and swings a logging chain above his head Bruiser Brody style. The fans eat it up as the referee dives for cover. Magnusson calms down and “Crusher” plays and the OOWF Intercontinental champion Stan Fulton comes out with a logging chain of his own draped across his shoulders. Fulton is booed loudly, but he ignores the boos and stoically climbs into the ring.
The referee calls both men to the middle of the ring and fastens the chain to their wrists. This is not one of those silly “touch all four corners of the ring” chain matches, because those usually suck. In this match, the chain is just legal, and they can use it to beat the hell out of one another. End of story. The chain is fastened, the referee holds the title up, then calls for the bell.
As soon as the bell rings, both DH and Fulton grab the chain and try to pull one another across the ring. Neither man can budge the other, so they charge at one another and start hammering each other with chain wrapped fists. As you can imagine, the blood starts flying pretty fast. Fueled by the fans, Magnusson gets the upper hand and backs Fulton into the corner. He tries to whip Fulton across the ring, but the big man puts on the breaks and pulls DH toward him, right into a clothesline with the chain.
DH falls to the mat, and Fulton wraps the chain around his throat and chokes him with it. The referee tells him to break, but technically, Fulton doesn’t have to listen to a thing he says. Fulton eventually breaks the hold, and pulls Magnusson to his feet and shoves him into the corner and follows him in with an AVALANCHE! DH staggers a little, but Fulton doesn’t let him fall out of the corner. He holds him up and lands several forearms to the side of the head, then turns around and walks to the middle of the ring. DH recovers enough to wrap some of the chain around his elbow, and when Fulton turns and charges back into the corner, DH catches him with a BRUTAL chain wrapped elbow to the side of the head!
The champ staggers, but doesn’t go down, even though he is on dream street. Did I say Dream Street? DH grabs Fulton and hits DREAM STREET! He covers, but Fulton manages to roll his shoulder just before the three count. Fulton tries to roll out of the ring to get a breather, but DH pulls him back into the ring and puts the boots to him. He pulls Fulton to his feet and sends him to the ropes and manages to elevate him with a big back body drop. DH uses the chain to drag Fulton to the middle of the ring, then wraps the chain around his fist and climbs to the middle rope and hits a Jerry Lawler flying fist drop! By now, Fulton is pouring blood from his face. Magnusson covers again, but once again, the champ avoids the three count.
DH pulls Fulton up and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, Fulton drops an elbow down on the back of his head, then lifts him and drives him to the mat with a PILEDRIVER! Fulton covers, but now it is Magnusson’s turn to somehow kick out. Fulton wraps the chain around DH’s throat and runs him to the ropes, folks you know what is coming next. Fulton throws DH over the top rope, but Magnusson lands on his feet on the apron! Fulton tries to clothesline Magnusson with the chain, but DH ducks it, then steps back into the ring behind Fulton, when Stan turns around, DH catches him with a boot to the jaw! Fulton staggers and starts to fall, but they are not completely tangled in the ropes! Fulton is on his feet only because the ropes are keeping him up! DH assesses the situation and ducks back out of the ring and figures out how to get the chain untangled. Fulton falls to the mat and DH covers, one, two, thre……NO! Stan rolls his shoulder again!
DH gets to his feet and wipes the blood from his eyes, then seems to get an idea. He loops the chain around his foot a few times then hammers Fulton with the GARVIN STOMP! He lands a stomp to the face last, then follows it with a second, then third stomp. This has to be it! DH covers, but AGAIN Stan kicks out at two!
DH pulls Fulton up and whips him into the corner, and charges in for a clothesline, but Fulton uses the chain to clothesline DH. DH hits the mat, Fulton holds onto the ropes to keep himself up. He has lost a lot of blood. The champ pulls DH to his feet and lifts him into a backbreaker, then drops to his knees! DH bounces off of Fulton’s shoulders and writhes in pain on the mat. Fulton climbs to the middle rope, it looks like he is going for a BIG SPLASH! But DH gets to his feet and catches Fulton on the ropes. He climbs onto the middle rope and wraps the chain around his fist and hammers Fulton with several shots, opening a few more gashes on his head. In desperation, Fulton fights back, and one shot knocks DH off balance. As he struggles to keep from falling, he grabs the chain, but falls anyway, his momentum pulls Fulton off the ropes, but Fulton turns it into a DROP LINE! DH never saw it coming. Fulton recovers for a moment, then covers DH, hooking his leg hard and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 19:47 – and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Stan Fulton
ECOSYSTEM vs. STANK vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – Double Jeopardy Match for the OOWF World and Onslaught TitlesComing out to announce the match is…professional wrestling fan Michael Clarke Duncan! He comes out to a big pop.
Duncan: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the main event…a Triple Threat Match…for the Onslaught Championship AND the World Heavyweight Championship! (Cheers)
Entering first….hailing from Atlanta, Georgia…he is the Former World Champion, never defeated for the title, and holds the longest OOWF World Championship Reign in history…weighing in at 340 lbs, he is LUCAS “STANK” MANN!
PA: Can you FEEL me? Do you HEAR me? Can you look INSIDE and see past the skin this time?
Nonpoint’s “Skin” blasts as Stank storms out from the back to a vocal negative reaction. The big man surveys the area, and flexes his biceps, giving the signal for a blast of fireworks from behind him. Stank is wearing the World Championship—arguably his—that he took from Ecosystem’s office. Walking down the ramp in dead seriousness, he steps slowly up the steel stairs, walking between the second and third rope and handing the championship to the referee.
Duncan: Entering second…hailing from West Palm Beach, Florida….he is the current Onslaught Champion, and a two-time World Heavyweight Champion as well…weighing in at 220 lbs, he is ALEXANDER DARLING!
PA: Back Off, I’ll Take You On…HEADSTRONG, to take on ANYONE!
“Headstrong” by Trapt plays over the PA system as the Onslaught Champion, Alexander Darling, emerges from the back to the biggest pop of the night. He throws the fist in the air to amplify the volume, and walks down the ramp, slapping the fans’ hands on the way. He looks up at Stank
Duncan: Entering third and last…hailing from Nagoya, Japan…he is the Chief Executive Officer of the Online Onslaught Wrestling Federation, a Grand Slam Champion and Hall of Famer, and the current World Champion…weighing in at 234 lbs, he is JUNICHIRO “ECOSYSTEM” MUYO!
PA: I know who you are…the leader of lost souls…you can’t kill me, I’m IMMORTAL!
“Immortal” by Adema plays as Ecosystem comes out to an explosion of boos, absent any guards.
Duncan: Now, you boys know the rules. The first pin or submission is for the Onslaught Championship, the second pin or submission wins you the World Championship. The first fall will be conducted under Onslaught Rules, though due to the nature of the Triple Threat and the desire to satisfy the pay-per-view audience, single-man disqualifications or count outs will not be recognized. Now,, ring the bell!
Michael Clarke Duncan leaves the ring Ecosystem extends his hand to Alexander Darling to start, gesturing broadly that this is an Onslaught Championship Match. Alexander takes the hand and pulls Eco in tight as he briefly shakes. Eco smiles and extends his hand to Stank, who swats it away. Eco winces, but gestures to Alex, who grudgingly extends his hand to Stank. As Stank reaches out, Eco jumps up and dropkicks Stank in the face. Typical.
Alex spins around and punches Eco in the face, taking him off his feet. As Eco begins to stumble away, Alexander forces him into the corner, throwing elbows into his face. Alexander whips Eco out of the corner and Stank catches him as he rises, throwing Eco over the shoulder with a mighty back flip. Stank charges forward at Alexander, but Alexander dives through the ropes and kicks up, catching Stank on the side of the head. Alexander to the top rope as Stank is stumbling, but Ecosystem gets up and hits the rope hard down the ring, crotching Alexander on the top rope. Stank notices Eco behind him and goes to floor him with a clothesline. The CEO ducks under the charging Mann and bounds off the opposite rope—but Alexander catches Eco by his hair. Alex kicks Eco in the back of the head, just in time for Stank to cycle back around and clothesline Eco out of the ring
From there, Stank grabs Alex on the top rope, but Alex kicks him off. Alexander Darling drops down to the mat, hitting Stank with a couple forearms. The big man shoulder blocks Darling down, Stank bounces off the ropes looking for an elbow drop, but Alexander rolls out of the way in time. As Stank begins to get up, Alexander hits him with a low dropkick causing him to stumble into the corner. He hits the flying forearm on Stank in the corner, stunning the former champion. Alex whips Stank out of the corner, but Stank ends up reversing the whip, sending Alex into the corner and meeting him there with a running knee to the chest. Stank is all forearms and punches in the corner, roughly throwing Alexander down out in the middle of the ring.
As Stank runs forward for a big kneedrop (possibly unwise given history), Ecosystem cuts the kneedrop off at the pass with a sliding chopblock as he returns from outside. Stank begins to rise, but Eco jumps up and hits him with the reverse spin kick to the side of the head, knocking Stank awkwardly out of the ring between the first and second ropes. Grabbing the tope rope, Ecosystem teases a dive on Stank on the outside, but Alexander catches him from behind…schoolboy rollup! Ecosystem manages to kick out at two despite the surprise. Ecosystem rises, Alexander catches him with a dropkick to take him off his feet. Eco stumbles up to his knees, Alexander comes off the ropes with a running leg lariat, but Ecosystem ducks to the side, Alexander stumbling into the ropes. Ecosystem pops up to Alexander’s back, hits a BACKSTABBER! Alexander flops onto the mat, Ecosystem hops on top for the cover: 1….2…
…Alexander’s foot is on the ropes. Ecosystem doesn’t see it for a second and gets frustrated with the referee, but begins to pick up Alexander, whipping him into the ropes as Stank re-enters the ring. Stank runs for a clothesline on Ecosystem, who matrixes down causing Stank to run past. Alexander hops off of Eco’s bent chest, knocking him down, flipping over for a throwback neckbreaker on Stank, sending the big man bouncing back next to Eco as the crowd cheers.
As Eco begins to rise, Alexander comes off the ropes, nailing Ecosystem with another running dropkick. Stank’s up for a second, but he goes right back down to the Darling One in the same style, with a lightning fast turn. Stank rolls to the outside of the apron. Alexander goes to a Dragon Sleeper position on Ecosystem, possibly looking for an Endgame to add insult to injury? However, Eco knows how to counter his own moves, and Ecosystem picks up Alexander overhead in a bodyslam position and tries to toss him out of the ring. However, Eco is stumbling toward Stank, and Alexander flips out of the position and Pele kicks Stank in the head, sending the former Corporate Champion crashing to the floor below. Alexander kicks Stank off of the apron and uses the momentum to ground Ecosystem. Alexander tries to lock on another Dragon Sleeper, but Eco catches him with elbows to the gut.
The two wrestlers back up into the ropes and fight in the tangle Stank reaches his arms out to Ecosystem and Alexander as he rises, scooping them in and tripping them up. Stank climbs back up to the apron and in, catching a charge from Alexander and sending him face first into the turnbuckle post. Eco rises, and Stank picks him up, hitting a big lifting Spinebuster on Ecosystem. He goes into the pin: 1…2…Ecosystem kicks out. He executes a Mark Henry Memorial Armbar on Ecosystem, forcing the CEO down to the mat. Before Stank can hook it over into a LeBell Lock, Alexander breaks it up with a kneedrop across the shoulder of Stank, forcing the release. The crowd is getting really hot, throwing up TNA-wanker style “This Is Wrestling!” chants.
Alexander grabs the arm of Stank and torques it with a spin around. After a second spin, Alexander pulls Stank inward, and snap suplexes the big Stank after some effort. He switches over to put an STF on Stank, but Ecosystem jumps on and breaks it up. As Alexander spins around, Ecosystem droptoeholds Alexander facefirst. The Corrupt CEO off the ropes, flipping kneedrop to the back of Alexander’s head. As Alexander rises, Eco spins him around with a Dragon Neckbreaker. Ecosystem goes for the cover, Alexander gets the shoulder up on two. Stank gets up but Ecosystem drop-toeholds him as well, dropping the elbow quickly across the back of Stank’s neck. Eco then slams Alexander onto Stank, following up up with a simultaneous Boston Crab on Alexander and Camel Clutch on Stank—shades of Christopher Daniels!
Stank fights his way out of it and drops Eco down with a spin-around DDT on the canvas. Alexander makes his way up, breaks up a cover by Stank on Eco before it can get past one. As Alexander throws hard strikes on the back of Stank, Stank back body drops Alexander over the top rope to the floor below. Stank drops down to Ecosystem, but Eco small packages him up! 1…2..Stank forces himself on top…1…2…Eco gets his leg in the ropes. Stank pulls apart and pulls Ecosystem up for a short-arm lariat, taking Ecosystem down off his feet. Stank pulls Ecosystem up for a vertical suplex after some struggle…but Alexander Darling is back up on the top rope! Missile dropkick to Stank, sending both him and Ecosystem crashing to the mat! Alexander goes for the cover on Stank: 1…2…No! He goes for the cover on Eco: 1….2…No!
As Alexander slowly makes his way up, Stank gives him an inverted atomic drop. Alexander stumbles away grabbing his crotch, and the big man leaps up awkwardly, hitting Alexander with a half-dropkick while falling onto Ecosystem in a senton position. Stank telegraphs a running splash onto Alexander, but Alexander cuts him off with a kick. As Stank stumbles back, Ecosystem nails him with a Zig Zag. Alexander picks up Eco and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle post, but Eco grabs the ropes before he flies in, and mule kicks Alexander in the face. Ecosystem jumps on top of the top rope, RVD-style, and looks for a 630 splash onto Stank, but Alexander kicks the ropes and crotches Ecosystem on the top rope. Alexander goes to the outside, leaping off with a Macho Man Elbow onto Stank, but Stank moves and kicks Alexander's chest as he comes down, causing Alexander's head to smack onto the apron. THEN Ecosystem, rising, dives onto Stank with a crossbody! 1…2…kickout!
Ecosystem leaps up for an Arabian Moonsault, but Alexander kicks Ecosystem in the head as he’s flipping. As Stank rises, Alexander gets a headscissors takedown on Stank, sending him flipped onto his back. Ecosystem inserts himself into the action with a running headbutt, but Alexander throws him into Stank. As Eco bounces off, Alexander pulls Ecosystem up...DARLING DRIVER! 1…2…Eco gets his foot on the ropes. As Alexander rises, Stank catches Alexander and picks him up, Stankbombing him onto Ecosystem. Stank Stankbombs Alexander again and pushes down for a cover: 1…2…Alexander kicks out, but Stank uses the kickout to transition into a version of a Boston Crab. Despite this, Alexander still reaches the ropes, causing the referee to call for a hold break. Stank is refusing, knowing disqualification is limited and wanting to hurt Alexander. However, Ecosystem rises and superkicks Stank AGAIN, knocking him flat cold on the ground. Eco goes for the cover: 1…2…Stank gets the shoulder up as Eco freaks out.
Crowd: THIS-IS-AWE-SOME! (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
Eco goes for the cover again, Stank kicks out again. Eco attempts to pull Alexander up for a snap suplex, but Alexander reverses into a suplex neckbreaker. Stank rises back up as both wrestlers catch their breath, and hits a huge POUNCE on Alexander, but Ecosystem ducks one and hits an enziguri. As Stank is falling back, Alexander pops up and hits a backwards Pele Kick OUTTA NOWHERE! Stank is out on his feet as Eco and Alexander jump up—Double Cutter! Stank is down, and Eco tries to cover, but Alexander throws Ecosystem out of the ring. Alexander to the outside, looking to dive on Eco, but instead flips around and hits the Macho Man Elbow perfectly onto Stank! 1…2…Eco pulls Stank’s leg under the ropes.
Ecosystem enters the ring, but Alexander grabs Eco with a front facelock. He tries to go for a Springboard DDT, but Eco pulls Alexander down into an Atomic Drop. As Alex bounces off, Eco jumps up to the head, CODEBREAKER! Alexander wisely rolls out of the ring following impact. Ecosystem goes behind Stank and attempts some kind of rolling suplex, but Stank shifts weight, drops behind Ecosystem and shoves him into the ropes, catching him as he comes off with a schoolboy for a 1-count. Stank is still on dream street a bit, as Alexander Darling tries to make his way back into the ring. Ecosystem pulls Stank up after a sharp kick to the back of the neck, pulling him into the Dragon Sleeper and signaling for Endgame, but Alexander grabs Eco from behind into another schoolboy, which Ecosystem kicks out of again at one.
Stank kicks Ecosystem down, though, and Alexander gets a two-count with a small package before Stank kicks him between the shoulder blades. Stank knocks Alexander down with a clothesline, then a rising Ecosystem the same way. As he goes to pick up Alexander, Alexander breaks the clutch and starts throwing elbows. They trade strikes, then both men work their way to the apron, Alexander stepping outside. Alexander tries to superplex Stank to the outside, but Stank hangmans Alexander off the apron, sending him flying onto the announce table! As Eco stumbles up, Stank picks Ecosystem up for the Stank-U, will it connect…Ecosystem slides out of it, he was playing possum! Eco pulls Stank forward for the reverse STO!
Eco goes for the cover: 1…2…No! Thinking, Eco grabs Stank’s head…Eco has Stank in the Triangle Choke! Stank is flailing…he manages to pull Eco up and slam him back down to the mat with a 1/3 STANK BOMB, but Eco manages to keep the hold locked despite the impact, cinching it in closer on Stank following the impact from the bomb on Stank’s own neck. However, the repositioning of Eco has his shoulders down…will Stank tap before…no! Stank forces Eco forward into an explicit pin, Eco seems to not notice as the referee counts: 1…2…3!
Winner in 38:22…and NEW Onslaught Champion…Stank!
Nash: Looks like we’ve already crowned one new titleholder!
JR: There’s no break in action however, Nash, and Eco still has Stank locked in with the Triangle Choke!
Razz: Tell ya what, I think Eco was willing to forfeit the Onslaught Title to try to hold onto his World Championship!
Stank at first looks to be fading in the choke, but uses his arm to put a bit of distance between the leg and the throat. He starts wailing on Eco with the other arm…why is Eco maintaining the hold? Wait a second…MATT FOLZ! Matt Folz in the ring with a steel chair…SLAMS it the back of Stank. No disqualifications in the three-way! Stank tries to get up, but Eco has him locked tightly in the hold…another chair shot! Matt Folz slams the steel chair down a third time across the back of Stank’s neck, and Eco releases Stank to the side.
Ecosystem picks Stank up off the mat as Alexander Darling climbs back into the ring…ENDGAME! Eco goes for the cover: 1—2—Alexander breaks it up. Eco sucker punches Alexander as he rises, grabbing Darling’s arms behind him as Matt Folz picks up the steel chair one more time and makes a show of aiming for the head…suddenly there’s a cheer in the audience…someone is running through…
It’s EL LOBO! EL LOBO SANGRIENTO is here! The Bloody Wolf slides into the ring as Matt Folz spins around, El Lobo kicks the steel chair right in his face! Matt Folz flies back and rolls to the floor outside. El Lobo faces off with Eco holding Alexander, but Alexander breaks the full nelson and catches Eco with a backwards uppercut. El Lobo takes the chair and follows Folz to the outside, slamming it across his back. Lobo chases Folz up the ramp and the two fight to the back as Alexander nails Eco with elbows in the corner. Alexander Darling pops up to the second rope, looking for a monkey flip on Eco, but Eco shoots forward with a hard headbutt to the gut that takes Alexander down to the mat. Ecosystem pulls himself up backwards to the top rope, looks down to where Alexander is lying…
…SAVIOR SPLASH! Eco hits the 630 from the top onto Alexander! No one has ever kicked out of the S2! One, Two—Stank just breaks it up. Eco looks furious as he rises, spitting in a rising Stank’s face. Uh. Oh. Stank grabs Eco by the throat with two hands and throws him into the center of the ring. Eco begins to rise, HUGE facewash knee from Stank. Stank is pounding on Eco in the center of the ring when another figure runs down the ramp....It’s Psykle!
JR: Oh, so this is Eco’s endgame!
Razz: Look, Eco’s willin’ to wrestle ya for the Onslaught Belt, but when it comes to the World Title, the CEO ain’t messin’ around!
Psykle is running down the ramp, flanked by IQ! Psykle slides in the ring and Stank jumps up, but Stank EATS a running boot from the giant man. Alexander Darling begins to rise, and Psykle punt-kicks him out under the bottom rope. Psykle pulls out a chain and is looking to choke out Stank with it…when the lights go out!
<Oh…Oh Death>
The audience pops at the music.
<No Wealth, No Ruin, No Silver, No Gold, Nothing Satisfies Me But Your Soul…>
The lights come back on…Death is here! The hooded figure known as Death is standing at the top of the entrance ramp, chain slung over its shoulder. In the ring, Psykle is standing, realizing his hands have been handcuffed behind his back! He struggles but can’t free himself, as a pissed off Stank shoulder-blocks the big man down, sending him out of the ring. IQ quickly realizes he can’t pick the lock easily, and quickly hustles Psykle to the back as Death disappears behind the curtain.
As Stank turns around, Ecosystem has given some distance, takes a skip forward…SUPERKICK! Ecosystem hit the Superkick on Stank! It’s over! The World Champion retains! 1….2…Alexander breaks up the count with a desperation double axe handle. Ecosystem jumps up a little too fast, screaming wildly. Alexander seems taken aback by the scream. Eco starts letting fly with right hands to Alexander, screaming “YOU SON OF A BITCH!!” over and over, finally biting Alexander on the neck before the referee pulls Eco off. Alexander chops Eco across the chest, sending him stumbling back. Alexander tries to hit his own superkick on Eco, but Eco dives under the legs and lifts Alexander up just as Stank is rising—Stank jumps out of instinct and grabs Alexander…3D! 3D! Alexander is DEAD!
Stank and Eco go for the pin at the same time, but then notice each other as the referee begins the count. Stank shoves Ecosystem off, slapping Ecosystem as they both rise. Stank pushes Eco into the ropes, and gives him a SPINEBUSTER as he comes off! Stank goes for the cover: 1…2…Eco gets the shoulder up. Stank picks Eco up and back up, whips him into the ropes again, catches him as he comes off with a huge back bodydrop over the top rope…
…where Eco is caught by STAN FULTON. The possibly-Corporate Intercontinental Champion sets Eco down, and slowly walks up the steps, going face to face with Stank. The tension is high as Stank yells in Stan’s face—Stank is pulled up from behind suddenly, DARLING DRIVER! How did he get up! Alexander is going for the cover, but Stan Fulton pulls him off, pulls him over the shoulders, HUGE Samoan Drop flattening Darling! Stan Fulton bounces off the ropes with a BIG SPLASH on Alexander! He gestures for Eco to return for the pin as Eco slowly climbs up the side of the ring. There’s another cheer from the audience…what’s going—
JW Westgaard! JW Westgaard is BACK, and he’s got a steel chair in hand. Stan Fulton turns around, just in time to get BLASTED by the returning wrestler! Ecosystem tries to grab the chair, but JW Westgaard jams it in Eco’s gut, sending him back out to the floor. Stan Fulton is stumbling, JW Westgaard tackles Stan, steel chair in hand, knocking both wrestlers over the top rope to the ground in a collision of steel onto the mats below!
Meanwhile, Stank, completely dazed, is going up to the top rope looking for some kind of splash, but he can’t shake off the cobwebs before Alexander rises, hitting a hard uppercut as he climbs the ropes as well. Alex hops up on Stank’s shoulders, he’s going for a hurricarana—Stank pulls him back up. Stank with a throw—AUGH! Tossing Powerbomb from the top rope! Alex flies ten feet down, crashing hard to the mat in a crumpled ball! As Stank throws however, he woozily slips, landing crotch first on the top turnbuckle! He can’t capitalize, as Ecosystem begins to rise and climbs back in the ring. Eco’s looking over to Alex…
JR: Oh no…there’s no way Alex gets up.
Razz: Look, if he goes for the cover, the CEO is going to remain champion!
Ecosystem steps to Alex…then turns to face Stank, running over, jumping off the second rope—TOP ROPE ENZIGURI! Stank goes flying off the turnbuckles, and in his uncoordinated fall, he lands on Fulton and Westgaard and SMACKS his knee on the side of the guardrail. Stank is grabbing his knee, flat on the floor! Eco pulls himself up off a hard landing on the mat, diving on top of the prone Alex—1-2-NO! Alex got the shoulder up!
JR: HOW DID HE DO THAT!
Razz: Too long! Eco waited too long, JR! He just had to take Stank out, and it cost him!
Eco goes for another cover, but Alexander gets the shoulder up again. Eco is shaking murderously as he rises, grabbing the referee’s shirt. “IT WAS THREE! IT WAS THREE! I’M YOUR BOSS, MAKE IT THREE! SO HELP ME, I WILL LET YOUR CHILDREN STAR—“ Alexander Darling grabs Eco under the knee, over his back—DARLING DRIVER! Out of fucking NOWHERE!
Alexander drapes his arm across Ecosystem, while Stank lays prone on the floor outside the ring, unable to stand. The referee counts: 1…2…3! Eco got a kickout, but it was too late!
Winner in 51:20…and NEW WORLD CHAMPION…Alexander Darling!
Alexander Darling flops backward on the mat as the fans go absolutely apeshit. Michael Clarke Duncan brings in the World Championship and the referee helps Alexander to his feet, as his arm is raised recognizing the inauguration of his THIRD championship reign. The cheers ring out across the arena. “AL-EX-AN-DER! *clap clap clapclapclap!*” “NUM-BER THREE! NUM-BER THREE!”
Ecosystem sits up in the middle of the ring, looking like shit. His eyes are wide and he looks down like he can’t handle the outcome, before flopping back down on the canvas. Fulton and Westgaard are pulled away by security, and EMT’s come down the ramp to tend to the new Onslaught Champion Stank, who looks like he fucked up his knee really badly. However, walking up the ramp to triumphant cheers, starting to be joined by his family is Alexander Darling, the NEW World Heavyweight Champion!
As Alexander celebrates with his family and the rest of the faces in the locker room, a member of Blackwater Security hands Eco a mic. Eco sits there for a moment collecting himself, trying not to fly off in a fit of rage. Finally, he speaks, but as he does, his words are very detached and stare remains fixed and unflinching, looking at nothing in particular
So this is how it is going to be, huh? I give you, the fans, everything. I give you, the wrestlers, everything. I gave you all. I created this company……and…….now……I will destroy it. Alex, Stank? Enjoy those titles now. At Midweek Mayhem, you will both come to the ring. In that ring, you will be joined by Eric O’Mac and Bryce Larson, Stan Fulton, and even Chad Madison. Standing in that ring will be me, the leader of Lost Souls. And I will stand there in judgment of you, and I will judge you all unfit to hold titles in my company. One by one, you will all vacate your titles and drop them at my feet. You will do this, or you will be fired. I did not want it to come to this……I have no choice. I do it for your own good, the good of the OOWF. I must. I have no choice.The camera zooms in on Eco’s face, and he has no expression in his eyes, we fade to black.
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