OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Casablanca, Morocco
Complete darkness.“There can be only one.”
The arena lights come on to Alexander Darling alone in the center of the ring, holding the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship belt high over his head as the crowd cheers. He soaks in the cheers for a few moments before raising a microphone.AD: Today, I stand before you, the wonderful OOWF fans here in Morocco, and around the world. I am honored to stand here as your Champion, no matter what Ecosystem says, as we enter a new age! The old, horrible regime of Ecosystem is over, and we begin anew. As far as I’m concerned, I am still your World Champion!
Crowd cheers.AD: Now, it is my honor and privilege to introduce you to the new General Manager of the OOWF; my recommendation.
The lights go out again. “Coming Home” by Diddy Dirty Money starts to play over the speakers.www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw“I’m back where I belong…put your hands high”
Selena walks out on the stage as the crowd erupts. She holds her hands up and smiles wide as the crowd continues cheer. She walks to the ring and up to the apron. As the chorus hits, fireworks burst over the ring. Selena turns to the fans with her arms high again and soaks in their cheers.
Alex holds the ropes for her to enter the ring and hands her the microphone. Selena is about to speak, but the crowd continues to cheer. She laughs in slight embarrassment, but finally begins to speak as the music fades.Sa-T: Miss me?
The crowd cheers again as she laughs.Sa-T: Okay, let’s get down to business. I got a killer show for ya tonight. But first, some official stuff. Yes, Alex, you ARE still World Champion! All champions prior to last week’s Midweek Mayhem garbage remain champions. Also, all suspensions under Ecosuck are now gone. So that means Moosehead Jack is now active again.
AD: He’s not here though.
Sa-T: I know; he’s totally in Japan.
AD: Totally.
Sa-T: Also, Firewoman’s suspension is lifted as she can continue her duties as Commissioner. Joy.
Selena rolls her eyes as Alex gives her a “c’mon” look.Sa-T: Now…who wants to see some action??!?!
The crowd cheers as Selena blows a kiss to the camera.Sa-T: Okay, first up…Ecosuck. Tonight you get to get back in the ring and get back to day to day wrestler life. Ya ready? You get to face…um…ah, Death!
The crowd cheers the match announcement.Sa-T: Good luck with that. Now, I’d like all the wrestlers to come out to the stage as I announce the rest of the card.
It takes a few moments, but the locker room empties onto the stage. There is a mixture of nerves, apprehension, smiles, and laughs, depending on their views of Selena.Sa-T: Okay, this is my first show, and we’re gonna do this my way! And we gotta have a World Title match!
Selena looks to Alex.Sa-T: You up for it?
Alex simply smirks.Sa-T: Boy?
Alex glares at being called “Boy”, but then nods. Selena smiles and looks at the assembled wrestlers on the stage.Aa-T: Let’s see. Who among you deserves a World Title shot?
Selena playfully touches her finger to her chin as if deep in through. She then grins and unfolds her hand, showing a red ‘V’ on her palm.Sa-T: Stankie! You get your rematch!
Russ: Alexander Darling vs. Stank for the World Title! Oy my God!!
Selena’s grin slowly disappears. She licks her palm and wipes the red ‘V’ on Darling’s arm.Sa-T: Okay, you two have your match, you can leave.
AD: Really?
Sa-T: Yes, shoo, I got work to do. Get!
Alex leaves the ring and heads towards the back, as does Stank.Sa-T: Okay, what’s next. Oh, Flyin’ Hawai’ians!! Sup fellas?!
Kai and Aina step forward, holding their arms high in acknowledgement of their friend.Sa-T: I’m ginv’ you boys what you want! You get Regicide!
The camera pans to LD Williams and Tytan.Sa-T: Good look Mr. Williams. You’ll need it teaming with Meat Head.
Both teams head towards the back. LD holds his fist up in the Five salute. Selena turns around to address the crowd again as both teams head to the back.Sa-T: Stan Fulton. Step forward!
Fulton steps through the remaining wrestlers front and center.Sa-T: Crusher, I gotta admit, I was touched watching you the last few weeks. You love your title. Your title is your life. I respect that. So, this week, you’ll be in action, but I’ll give you one safe week with your title. Tonight, you’ll face um…
Selena looks over the wrestlers, then goes to the corner, calling on the time keeper.Sa-T: *softer, but we can still hear* Who’s the hockey dude?
TK: That’s JW Westgaard.
Sa-T: Never heard of him.
TK: Before your time, Miss Selena.
Sa-T: You mean like when I was twelve or something?
TK: I guess?
Selena goes back to the center of the ring.Sa-T: Stan, you’re gonna face JW Westman!
TK: Westgaard!
Sa-T: JW Westgaard, yeah, that dude. In a non-title match.
Fulton nods and is about to head back.Sa-T: Oh, and Stan?
Fulton turns around.Sa-T: That’s as nice as I’m gonna get.
Fulton nods and heads to the back, as does Westgaard.Sa-T: Where are the Texpress losers?
Chad Madison and Zane Meyers step forward.Sa-T: Bet ya wish ya’ll were a little nicer to a fellow Texan now, huh jerkwads? Texas forever my butt!
Selena laughs at saying “butt.”Sa-T: Ya’ll been on a bit of a losin’ streak haven’t ya? Well let’s see if that continues this week. Hope it does. You’re gonna get…The Ultimate Indignity!!
Chad laughs at the announcement. Zane seems stoic.Sa-T: I wouldn’t be laughin; if I were you. I’m not done with you losers. Now get!
Chad mockingly tips his hat at Selena and then follows Zane to the back.Sa-T: *melodic tone* Oh, Drink & Destroy…
DH Magnusson, Outback Jack, and “Dynamite” Danny Taylor step forward.Sa-T: Where are my monkey belts?!?!
In unison, they hold up the Trio Championship belts.Sa-T: There they are!! I love those, they’re so cute!! They gotta be on the line tonight, so tonight, you three get… The Brass Knuckle Kings!
Eric O’Mac, Bryce Larson, Chris Evans, and Matt Folz step forward, all looking amongst themselves confused at there being four of them.Sa-T: Oh, that’s right, there’s four of you. Um, all but Eric O’Mac. Not you. The other three: Evans, Bryce and Fatt Rolz.
The crowd laughs at “Fatt Rolz”, but he doesn’t seem too amused.Sa-T: Okay, you can go now.
Drink & Destroy and the Brass Knuckle Kings (except Eric) head to the back. Selena surveys who’s left on stage. It’s Eric O’Mac, Psykle, Davin Moreland, Ketsueki Seishin, El Lobo Sangriento, and J-P Sparxx.Sa-T: Hm, what do to with you six?
Selena paces the ring for a few moments.Sa-T: Omigosh! I know! I’m gonna call this the White Castle Chaos match. The six of you will face off for a World Title shot! Falls Count Anywhere! First pin fall wins! All referees on duty!
The crowd cheers.Sa-T: I expect utter chaos, do NOT disappoint me!
The end chorus of “Heads Will Roll” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs begins to play. www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moASelena climbs out of the ring and heads up the ramp towards the stage. The six remaining wrestlers part to make way for her, but are clearly all eyeing each other. Selena turns around and holds the microphone back to her mouth.Sa-T: Oh, and it begins NOW!
Selena rushes through the curtain as the bell rings.TEXPRESS vs. THE ULTIMATE INDIGNITY"God Blessed Texas" Cranks up and the crowd explodes, but there is an undercurrent of apathy as Chad Madison & Zane Myers make their way to the ring. Chad is bouncing about high fiving folks left and right, but Zane has his head down and just marches in to the ring stoically.
In the ring already is the opposition, The Ultimate Indignity, Ultimate Dingo & Indignity Warrior. They are wearing matching arm tassels and face paint. Junior Hale calls for the bell and we’re underway! Warrior ties up with Zane. Test of strength early on and Warrior seems to be getting the upper hand. He backs Zane up a couple of steps and BOOM!A Massive head butt levels Warrior. He pops back up and Zane spins him around for a Mafia Kick…. And Warrior DUCKS! Zane lands awkwardly on his knee and he stumbles, leaving his wide open for a SPEAR from Warrior. Quick tag to Dingo. Dingo comes in and they hit a nice double shouderblock on Zane as he got to his feet. Zane goes down again. Chad is trying to get the crowd into it by clapping loudly He turns around to fire the crowd up and doesn’t see that Zane has stood up close enough for a tag. By the time he does, oops! Too late! Dingo has Zane up for a BIG power slam! The cover barely gets 2, and Zane powers out relatively easily.
Dingo sends Zane into the ropes and backdrops him. Tag into Warrior. Double Hip toss, followed by a double elbow drop. Warrior covers and gets 2. Chad's straining to get into the match now. So Dingo runs around the outside and pulls him to the floor. Chad hits the apron pretty hard and is slow getting up. Zane reverses an Irish whip and levels Warrior with a massive clothesline. He backs into his corner to see Chad shaking off the cobwebs and not ready for a tag. Zane throws his hands up as Chad climbs back up and tries to apologize. As they discuss matters, Warrior has tagged Dingo; who runs in and Schoolboys Zane for 3! NO! Soooooo close though. Zane gets up and is PISSED. Standing belly to belly on Dingo. Middle rope knee drop. Gorilla Press, and tosses Dingo over the ropes and out of the ring. Zane looks at his corner and makes an elaborate gesture, finishing with extending his hand for the tag.
Chad ducks in slowly, eyeing his partner the entire way. Bad idea. Warrior charges and hits a running elbow. Chad staggers right into Warrior, who plants him with a DDT. Dingo goes in and they set Chad up for a Double Press Slam. Zane just stands there and watches as Chad ends up on the mat and Ultimate Indignity take turns dropping elbows on him. Junior Hale tries in vain to pull Warrior out of the ring, but with no luck. Zane FINALLY enters the ring. He tosses Warrior and bull rushes Dingo, sandwiching him in the corner. Zane slides out of the ring and watches Chad get to his feet as Dingo slumps in the corner. Chad runs at him, hitting the top-rope-handstand-momentum-swing-double foot stomp. Chad stalks Dingo, and then snaps off one, two, three, four, FIVE quick, consecutive dropkicks. The crowd pops for that and Chad looks over at Zane, and then scales a neutral corner. FLYING LARIAT! And this one is over 1…2….3!
WINNERS, in 7:21, The Texpress
Chad celebrates, but Zane simply drops to the floor and heads up the ramp. He is met on the stage with a sound so
Horrifying , it has to be muted for the television audience. Selena al-Takriti appears on stage, and God help us all, has a mic
GMtSa-T: Ewwww The Texas retards! You’ haven’t gone back to flinging cow-patties at each other on a ranch? No one here wants to see you (Crowd voices their disapproval) I seem to remember you being pretty mean to me while Omar wrestled here. Calling me a “Lap Dog” and making fun of me. Well, you’re going to be sorry. I’m making you wrestle AGAIN! RIGHT NOW! Zane begins to object pretty loudly, but Selena just gives him the hand.
GMtSa-T: And not a tag team match, No no no no. Chad, you want to play singles wrestler at the house shows? Then you get Singles Matches! And No interfering or you’ll be sorry!Selena skips away, looking pretty pleased with herself. Chad and Zane make their way back to the ring and stare at each other, wondering what is about to happen. Ring Announcer Mike Elevenbee gets on the PA System
ME: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, Zane Myers! And making his way to the ring, from Casablanca Morocco! (Cheap Pop) Humphrey Bergman!ZANE MYERS vs. HUMPHREY BERGMANGeneric Rock music plays and Bergman heads to ringside to pretty much no ovation. He climbs the steps and tries to get in Zane’s face. Zane no-sells the kids presence and stands there. The bell sounds and Zane grabs Bergman and throws him to the floor. Myers smashes the jobber into the ring post and then into the Micronesian Announce Table. Zane climbs ON the table, dragging Bergman with him. GORILLA PRESS SLAM INTO A MICHINOKU DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY SHIT! The crowd just erupts and the viewers at home almost cannot hear Russ & Razz
Russ: ZANE MYERS JUST BROKE THAT YOUNG MAN IN HALF! BAH GAWD!
Nash: Frankly, Russ, I don’t think Zane gives a damn.
Razz: I think that’s the wrong movie quote there Big Kev!Junior Hale seems unsure of what to do. He calls for the bell and we have ourselves a classic OOWF Finish.
WINNER: No Contest in 0:39
Zane walks to the back. Chad climbs into the ring, still in shock himself. Ring Announcer Mike Elevenbee gets on the PA System again
ME: And now Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, and is FOR The OVOOWF International Television Championship! Already in the ring, the Champion, Chad Madison. And his opponent, Perry “The Icebox” Williams!CHAD MADISON vs. PERRY WILLIAMS – OVOOWF International TV Title MatchGeneric Hip-Hop music plays and Perry heads to the ring. Perry, towering over Chad, begins to jaw at him, referencing Chad’s victory over Perry a few weeks back at a house show. Perry shoves Chad, Chad shoves back and the brawl is on! Perry backs Chad into a corner, the two men trading punches the entire way. Perry’s distinct size advantage comes across, aided by the fact Chad has already wrestled tonight and Chad gets the worse end of the fight for the first couple minutes.
Chad turns the tide with a blocked punch and a couple of CHOP! WHOOO! ‘s. Irish whip, and a spinning heel kick put Williams on his butt. Quick springboard into a seated enziguri. Chad whips Perry into the ropes again, who reverses it and telegraphs a backdrop. Chad does a little somersault on the back and ends up behind Perry. He turns around and DROPKICK! Perry goes down in a heap. DROPKICK! And Chad doesn’t even wait for him to stand up! DROPKICK! And Icebox is flat on his back! Chad goes to the top…. AND OUT OF THE CROWD, SOMEONE RUSHES DOWN AND PUSHES CHAD TO THE FLOOR! He hits the floor pretty hard, and we see… Jordan Michaels? Perry’s former tag team partner?
Russ: What is he doing out here? Michaels and Williams had a bloody brawl just a couple months ago!
Razz: Of all the gin joints in all of the towns in all the world, Jordan Michaels had to walk into Chad Madison’s tonight!
Nash: Gin? Who has Gin?Chad is slow to get to his feet, so Michaels pulls him up. Chad swings, but Jordan easily ducks and hits and Atomic Drop, which sends Chad straight into the ring post! Icebox is back to his feet and sits on the top turnbuckle. Michaels rolls Chad into the ring and drags him over to that same corner. Michaels lifts Madison up into Williams’ arms. Hale threatens a DQ, and Jordan drops down to the floor, holding his hands up to feign innocence. Williams has Chad slung over his shoulder now, he stands up on the middle turnbuckle, places one foot on the top rope, catches his balance, then in one swift motion, lifts the other foot, springs off the turnbuckle and BURIES Chad in the middle of the ring with a TOP ROPE POWERSLAM! Perry hooks a leg, and Hale slowly counts 1………2………3!
WINNER, in 4:57, and NEW OVOOWF International Television Champion, Perry “The Icebox” Williams!
Williams & Michaels celebrate while Chad gets rolled to the floor by Hale. Hale pulls Chad to his feet. Once he realizes what happened, Madison angrily shoves Hale away and storms to the back
ECOSYSTEM vs. DEATHPA: I know who you are…the leader of lost souls…
“Immortal” by Adema plays over the PA system as Ecosystem emerges from behind the curtain to vociferous boos. He is wearing his full suit, despite his resignation, and is carrying a microphone. He takes off his jacket as he enters the ring and raises the microphone to his mouth.
Eco: Looks like it’s you and me, Death. And let me make one thing clear before you drag your brooding self out here, carrying your little cape-dress—no matter who you are, no matter what you’ve accomplished, I’m not lying down for anyone’s return.
Eco looks edgy, overcompensating with bragging.
Eco: So come out here, show your face, and take your beating from the Greatest…Wrestler…Ever.
“My name is Death, and the end is here…”
But then silence. Eco paces back and forth.
Eco: What’s wrong, Death? Scared of looking me in the face unmasked? Perhaps the torments of Death add up to nothing when facing my history, eh?
Three words appear on the OOTron above.
Why Fear Death?
A quote then appears
“My friends, there is one spot on earth where the fear of Death, of sin, and of judgment need never trouble us, the only safe spot on earth where the sinner can stand—Calvary.”
-DL Moody
An image of the face of Jesus appears on the OOTron. Ecosystem looks taken aback, but baffled.
Eco: What, what kind of joke is this? Mocking my family’s religion? That’s all you got? Come out here and face me like a ma—
PA: A Hero will save me just in time…
“Hero” by Skillet plays over the sound system as Death emerges from the back through the curtain. Eco nearly falls over, recognizing the music, though no one in the audience does.
PA: Who’s gonna fight for the weak, Who’s gonna make them believe?
Death emerges from the curtain. It removes its hood and cape…followed by unzipping a padded bodysuit to reveal a smaller, female frame. Death continues walking down the ramp, still masked.
PA: And if it kills me tonight, I will be ready to die…
Death walks up the stairs and stands in front of Ecosystem on his knees. Death reaches for her mask, and pulls it back to reveal…
MAI MUYO.
The crowd is going nuts. Even those who have forgotten the images of Fire’s meeting recognize the uncanny similarity between the two wrestlers in the ring. Ecosystem visibly sinks, burying and covering his face in his knees. Mai reaches down and touches his shoulder.
Mai: It’s all right. I’m not angry. But if I may give the understatement of the century...we have to talk. (laughing)
When you pulled on a gun on me, Junichiro, after I had just helped you escape a dangerous situation…I took it as no offense. I was a stranger, and you behaved as you would toward a stranger. But the truth is, you’ve been treating many people in that way. Many wrestlers in the company have been means for you, pawns for you to move around…but there is no game to win. There is no one to be served by that. The investors are already wealthy. Our family, thanks be to God, is finally comfortable. Many serve false idols, my beloved brother, but in treating your own life as another pawn on the board, you were serving no god at all.
Junichiro, you know, as Ka-chan says, “No one should be our stranger.” Because we are called to more than a world with strangers. We are even called to more than to love our neighbor as ourselves on Christ’s instruction, we are called to see Christ in strangers. And when you looked at me as Death…you only saw an obstacle, never Christ.
Eco: Mai, I…look, I have to explain—
Mai: Shh, shh. Don’t. I love you. (Mai hugs Eco, to his surprise, and she releases) You’ve claimed to be worried about me—I know you always have been. We’ve been worried about you for too long, Brother. Much as you’ve hid it behind money and eloquent language, you’ve been deteriorating mentally and morally. You’ve done things this past year and a half you would have never excused three years before—remember that you came back to the OOWF to fight Poe’s sins. When you cut him down by taking his title, if briefly…you gave people hope. As I alluded to as Death, you gave that World Championship a meaning for our family. But since then, you have matched and surpassed his evil.
But you’re not fallen beyond recognition, you know that! Christ will forgive you, but you must repent…and to do so honestly, in love and faith, you need help. I’ve found help for you, Junichiro. And I’m asking you to quietly enter into therapy—not the OOWF psychiatric ward, but a quiet, private therapy at home, away from the crowds, the wrestlers, the industry.
Eco: I…Mai, Mai, it’s so…you can’t expect me to—
Mai: Do it for me, Junichiro. You say you want to protect me? The thing that has put me in the most danger has been those seeking desperate recourse to your insanity. Happily, Lisa was not trying to hurt me, but was doing her job as Commissioner…and offered me a wrestling contract.
Eco: A…a contract? You—you can’t be here, Mai, you’re not even twenty-one, and they’ll kill you! You can’t—
Mai: They’ll kill me if you continue to antagonize them on our family’s behalf. Protect me by stepping away. Protect me by ceasing to escalate. Protect me by going home and finding the Junichiro Muyo you were raised to be, the Junichiro Muyo these fans were proud to call World Champion when you had actually earned it, the Junichiro Muyo I love and look up to...and still do.
Mai brings Eco up to his feet, and they walk through the ropes. Mai takes his arm, and the two walk quietly to the back.
WINNER in 0:00…No Contest.
THE NIGHT MARCHERS vs. REGICIDEThe new entrance music of Bush’s “Machinehead” hits and the Night Marchers rise from under the entrance with the skull painted faces of Kai and Aina. Noelani is between the two and pats them both on the back and sends them running into the ring as they prepare for battle. Regicide’s music hits and they make their way out from the back. Tytan and LD start to make their way down the aisle when Noelani bangs on the apron in rapid succession and Kai and Aina step between the ropes and meet them in the aisle and it looks like we’re going to get this one started on the ramp.
Kai goes right after Tytan and they start slugging it out and even with Tytan’s size advantage here, Kai is giving just as good as he’s getting. Fighting back towards the ringside area is Aina and LD, and as violent as Aina is acting, LD is no stranger to violent encounters and he whips Aina hard into the guardrail. LD charges after him and clotheslines him into the audience and we have a brawl in the stands now as Aina and Williams are giving everything they have. Kai and Tytan have fought down to the ringside area and Kai catches Tytan coming into the ring with the rope-assisted DDT. The ref is on the outside trying to control Aina and LD so we still have no official bell to start this match.
Speaking of the outside LD lifts Aina and drops him throat first across the guardrail and as Aina stumbles back, LD drops him with an inverted DDT on the concrete floor. Kai is in control inside the ring as he drops elbow after elbow to Tytan but he goes to the well once too often and Tytan is able to roll out of the way and he drops a knee across Kai’s throat. Tytan lifts Kai up by the hair and hits a running power slam and seems to be in control as we head back to the outside where LD is about to head back over the barricade into the ringside area but Aina cuts him off and hits a release German suplex on the floor and LD is in trouble.
Back to the ring where Kai is fighting back against Tytan but it doesn’t last long as they reverse positions a few times and Tytan sends Kai flying over the top rope and he crashes to the floor. Tytan takes a moment to collect himself and takes a look around the ringside area and he sees Aina really laying into LD Williams in the stands as he throws chair after chair on top of LD. Tytan shakes his head as if he’s had enough and he steps between the ropes to the outside. He looks under the ring and he pulls out his trusty shovel. Tytan starts to make his way over towards LD and Aina and just as he’s about to swing the shovel at Aina, Kai gets a running start, leaps onto the guardrail and in one fluid motion, kicks the shovel back into Tytan’s face and busts him wide open.
Kai regains his balance and stands over Tytan as a hunter stands over his prey, but that’s a mistake as he doesn’t realize LD has gotten away from his brother and LD has picked up the shovel and he taps Kai on his shoulder. Kai turns and WHAM…shovel to the face and now Kai’s busted open. Now it’s LD’s turn to stand and gloat and that’s a shocking mistake from the veteran as Aina is back and he leaps off the barricade and swings in mid-air as he grabs LD around the neck with an amazing TORNADO DDT. But that’s enough for Davis Hightower as he’s had it up to here with this match and calls for the bell.
The official result in 0:00 of official action, but over 10 minutes of brawling is a Double Disqualification.
That result doesn’t seem to affect the 4 guys though as Kai and Tytan are back to their feet and are fighting it out with LD and Aina respectively. Security is trying to get to the ringside area but the Night Marchers and Regicide are having nothing to do with that and get rid of each security guy as they get in between the wrestlers. This fight is far from over…
STAN FULTON vs. JW WESTGAARD – Non-Title MatchDue to a miscommunication, this match didn’t get written. I would say Match to be Added Later, but let’s be honest, when was the last time one of these matches was added later?
The match goes like this. Fulton and Westgaard start things in the ring, and it stays there for a bit with both of them trading brutal moves. It stays civil for a little bit, but then the punches get a little stiffer, and tempers rise, and pretty soon things get out of control and they brawl around the ring. Westgaard gets the better of the brawl…….until Fulton grabs his trusty axe handle and pops him upside the head. The referee calls for the bell, and Westgaard wins by disqualification. Fulton tries to press his advantage, but Westgaard evens things out with his hockey stick, and Fulton decides to live to fight another day.
DRINK & DESTROY vs. CHRIS EVANS, BRYCE LARSON & MATT FOLZ – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Title MatchBryce Larson. Chris Evans, and Matt Folz, representing the Brass Knuckle Kings, enter the arena to a chorus of boos. There’s no posse tonight, and the BKK ignore the crowd as they climb into the ring and warm up. From the looks on their faces, they’re intent on making the most of their title opportunity tonight. The crowd’s mood changes and they explode into cheers as “Alcohaulin Ass” hits and the Campeonas de Trios champions, Drink and Destroy, are sighted in the crowd. Outback Jack is in full Back-of-Beyond Jack Mode, Dynamite Danny Taylor looks angrier than we’ve ever seen him, and D.H. Magnusson looks…well…like D.H. Magnusson. It’s going to be a bad night to be a Brass Knuckle King. D&D climb in the ring and hand the Campeonas de Trios belts to referee Angelo Barros (well two of them - apparently the winners of this match will get both the titles and a future encounter with Justin Sane.) Larson and Folz and Taylor and Magnusson step onto the apron, and Barros calls for the bell.
Evans and OBJ lock up, and OBJ sends him hard into the corner. Evans dodges a charge and steps behind OBJ, driving a pair of kicks into his kidneys. He spins OBJ around and rocks him with a European uppercut. He tries an Irish whip, but OBJ holds on and hauls him in, driving him to the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. He drags Evans to his feet and hammers him with punches. He scoops him up for a body slam, but Evans drops behind him and shoves him forward. Evans nails OBJ in the back with a standing dropkick, sending him stumbling into the BKK corner. OBJ turns around, and Evan hits him with a flying knee to the temple. He makes the tag to Larson.
Evans and Larson send OBJ to the ropes. They hit stereo fists to the midsection, and Larson hits him with a knee lift as Evans drives an elbow into the back of his neck. They lift OBJ up and drive him stomach-first onto their knees. Evans rolls out to the apron, and Larson covers, but OBJ powers out at one. Larson rolls to his feet and nails OBJ with a forearm as he gets up. He tries to follow up with more of the same, but OJB steps in and nails him with an inverted atomic drop. Larson stumbles back and OBJ, from a standing start, hits a clothesline hard enough to flip Larson through the air. Larson tries to lunge for his corner, but OBJ grabs him by the hair and drags him to his feet. He slings Larson into the D&D corner and hits a ring shaking shoulder block, and makes the tag to Taylor.
Danny steps into the ring and glares at Larson. Realizing he has nothing to lose, Larson throws a punch. Taylor catches it on his left arm and responds with an open-hand strike that snaps Larson’s head back. Taylor starts an Irish whip, but hangs on and yanks Larson back into an STO. He mounts Larson and hammers him with forearms, stopping just before Barros is compelled to count. He drags Larson to his feet and snaps him over with a suplex, and comes off the ropes with a knee to the head. He forgoes the cover and tosses Larson into the corner and make the tag to DH.
DH and Danny send Larson to the ropes and level him with a tandem clothesline. DH drags Larson to his feet and sets up the Dreamstreet, but Folz clips his knee before he can hit it. Barros sends Folz back to his corner, and DH gets back to his feet. He turns to Larson, and Larson drives his head into DH’s stomach, following up with a jaw jacker. Larson dives to his corner and makes the tag to Folz. Folz hits DH in the face with an elbow as he gets up. He scoops and slams DH, and then stops him into the mat. Folz drags DH to his feet and takes him over with a gut wrench suplex. He sits DH up, plants a knee in his back, and hauls back on his arms. DH gets his legs under him, so Folz releases the hold and hits a full nelson slam. He drags DH to the BKK corner and tags Evans.
Folz and Evans each grab an arm, haul DH out of the corner, and drive him back in. Twin knees to the midsection are followed by a tandem suplex. Evans springs off the middle rope into a lionsault, and hooks the leg. DH kicks out at two. Evans rolls to his feet and nails DH with a hard kick to the back. He rebounds off the ropes in front of DH and hits a baseball slide dropkick. He drags DH to his feet and bundles him into the corner. He makes the tag to Larson and drops to his knees, driving his shoulder into DH’s stomach. He holds DH in place while Larson gets a running start and uses Evans’ back to step up and nail a shinning wizard. DH collapses to his hands and knees, and Larson comes off the ropes and dropkicks him in the head. Larson hooks the leg, and Barros counts One…Two…OBJ drags Larson off. Barros sends OBJ out of the ring, but DH has time to get to his knees. When Evans turns back to him, DH explodes off the mat and levels him with a clothesline. DH rolls to his corner and makes the tag to Taylor.
Taylor storms across the ring and levels Evans with a shoulder block. He continues to the opposite ropes and levels him with another one. He drags Evans up and hits him with a long delayed vertical suplex. He floats over and covers, and Larson comes into break it up with an elbow, but Taylor rolls out of the way and Larson hits his own partner. Folz comes in as well, but OBJ tackles him and knocks him through the ropes. OBJ grabs Larson and sends him to the ropes as Taylor does the same to Evans. Twin gorilla presses by Danny and OBJ. They do a set of reps, and then OBJ tosses Evans out of the ring onto Folz while Taylor slams Evans in the middle of the ring. Taylor and OBJ stand Evans up, and Danny goes to the ropes in front of him while OBJ hit’s the ropes behind him - Call of the Wild! Danny makes the cover while OBJ rolls out of the ring and joins DH attacking Larson and Folz. Barros slides into position and counts One…Two…Three!
WINNERS in 26:35 and still Campeonas de Trios Champions, Drink and Destroy
DAVIN MORELAND vs. KETSUEKI SEISHIN vs. J-P SPARXX vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. ERIC O’MAC vs. PSYKLE – White Castle Chaos Match – Falls Count Anywhere, Winner Gets an OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchAll the announcements are made, and the six men stand in the ring. The rules for this match are very simple, the first man to score a pin fall, no matter where it is, is the winner and will receive a World Heavyweight Title Shot. All of the OOWF INC’s are assigned to this match so we don’t miss a second of the action. The referee calls for the bell, and we are underway!
As soon as the bell rings, Ket charges out of the corner and attacks Sparxx, hammering him with punches to the face. Sparxx quickly reverses the onslaught and backs Ket into the corner with shots of his own. Seishin pulls something out of his gear and slips it on his hand, we see it is a small chain. He NAILS Sparxx in the throat, dropping him to the mat. Davin sees this and starts toward the corner, but Eric O’Mac catches him with a spinning leg lariat, knocking Davin to the mat. Eric darts in and covers, but Davin kicks out at one.
El Lobo Sangriento and Psykle have remained in their corners for a moment, but now move to the middle of the ring. They stare at one another, but then Lobo grabs Eric and rolls him into a small package for a two count while Psykle drops a knee across Davin’s chest and covers him, also for a two count.
Ket grabs Sparxx and throws him over the top rope to the floor, then leaves the ring and waits on the apron for JP to get to his feet. JP stands up and Ket leaps and catches him with a big chop between the eyes. Inside the ring, Psykle pulls Davin to his feet and whips him to the ropes and follows him in with a clothesline into the corner. Davin staggers out of the corner and walks right into a goozle from Lobo. Before Lobo can choke slam Davin, Moreland catches him with an elbow to the jaw that sends him staggering backward. Eric grabs Lobo from behind and NAILS him with a LUNGBLOWER! Davin turns around and ducks a big boot attempt from Psykle and catches him from behind and lifts him and hits an atomic drop that sends Psykle to the ropes. Davin charges at him and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor.
Before Davin follows Psykle to the outside, he nails Eric with a kick to the back of the head as he covers Lobo for a two count. Davin leaves the ring, and grabs Psykle, but as he does, Ket attacks him from behind with an elbow to the back of the head. Ket grabs Davin and throws him shoulder first into the stairs. As Davin lies there stunned, Sparxx is back to his feet and charges at Ket, leaps off the stairs, and takes Ket to the mat and hammers him with punches to the side of the head.
Inside the ring, Eric and Lobo are putting on a wrestling clinic, each one countering the other’s moves into numerous pinning combinations. Lobo has Eric trapped in a magistral cradle, but Psykle reaches in and grabs Lobo by the head and pulls him out of the ring, then tries a whip to the guard rail, but Lobo puts his foot up and stops his momentum, as Psykle charges after him, Lobo catches him with an elbow to the jaw and grabs a stunned Psykle by the head and hits SLICED BREAD onto the floor! Lobo covers Psykle, but Psykle kicks out at two.
On the other side of the ring, Sparxx has Ket by the legs, holding him on the floor, while Davin has a hold of his head trying to pull his mask off. Ket struggles to keep his mask on, but he is completely vulnerable. Eric climbs to the top rope and drops a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH on Ket! Ket writhes in pain on the floor, Eric springs to his feet and catches Sparxx with a spinning leg lariat sending him over the guardrail into crowd. Eric catches Davin with a kick, then stuns him with a knee lift and rolls him into the ring. Eric climbs to the apron and hits a springboard 450 splash and covers, but Lobo is in the ring to break it up at two.
Lobo pulls Eric to his feet and hits a bridging German suplex, but Eric rolls his shoulder at two. On the outside, Sparxx climbs back over the guard rail and grabs Ket, pulling him to his feet and dropping him on the floor with a bridging northern lights suplex. Ket manages to roll his shoulder at two, but Psykle is there any way to break it up. Psykle yanks Sparxx to his feet, locks him in a cobra clutch and CHOKESLAMS him to the floor! Psykle covers, but Sparxx kicks out at two.
Ket struggles to his feet on the outside and Aisha hands him his kendo stick. Psykle gets to his feet and slides into the ring and he and Lobo fight Eric and Davin back and forth. Ket waits for Sparxx to get to his feet, then BLASTS him with the kendo stick. Sparxx staggers and drops to one knee, Ket chokes him with the kendo stick, pulling him to his feet, but Sparxx frees himself with a mule kick to the jewels. Sparxx grabs the kendo stick and wears it out across Ket’s back. Ket staggers up the ramp, with Sparxx in pursuit. The fight inside the ring has spilled out of the ring to the floor. Davin scoops Lobo up and slams him on the floor, then drops a leg across his chest and covers for a two count.
On the other side of the ring, Eric backs Psykle against the guard rail with chops, then charges at him, but Psykle backdrops Eric into the crowd. The big man steps over the guard rail and he and Eric brawl through the crowd toward the stage. They join Ket and Sparxx on the top of the ramp. Soon, Davin and Lobo fight their way up there as well. It is a pier six brawl on the top of the stage. Ket rakes Sparxx’s eyes and tries to hit him with the RED MIST but Sparxx moves and the mist catches Davin right in the face! Davin howls in pain and grabs his eyes.
Sparxx looks momentarily stunned and Ket charges at him, but Sparxx ducks and catches Ket with an enzuguri sending him off the stage, crashing into some equipment. Sparxx turns back to the action, and Psykle catches him with a boot to the jaw that sends him off the stage to the floor. Lobo tries to check on Davin, but Davin grabs him, blinded by the mist and DROPS him with a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER! Both men are down. Eric charges at Psykle and Psykle tries to elevate Eric in a back drop type move, but Eric lands on the scaffolding holding up the OOTron. Eric takes a quick look at Davin crawling on his hands and knees feeling for Lobo and acts fast. He turns and steadies himself for a second, sees Sparxx lying on the floor, not moving, and leaps and hits a HUGE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! Just as Eric lands, Davin finds Lobo and rolls him over, Psykle is momentarily paralyzed, not knowing which pin to try and break up. Referee’s count Davin and Eric’s pin simultaneously and both call for the bell……but who wins?
The two referee’s debate who counted to three first but can come to no conclusion. GM Selena comes back out and she listens to both referee’s, then orders the replay be shown on split screen on the OOTron in slow motion. The crowd waits in anticipation as we see the three count. The evidence is conclusive…..mostly. Eric’s referee hit the three a fraction of a second before Davin’s referee! Eric wins an OOWF World Heavyweight Title Shot next week!
WINNER in 19:44 – Eric O’Mac
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. STANK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match“Skin” by Nonpoint plays over the PA system, prompting immediate boos from the fans. Stank emerges from the back, Onslaught Championship over his ample shoulder, raising it up as he walks down the ramp. He storms up the stairs and throws the championship to the referee as he stands on the turnbuckle, looking out to the fans…and up the ramp.
PA: Back Off, I’ll Take You On!
“Headstrong” by Trapt plays, signaling the entrance of the World Champion. Alexander Darling has the championship belt around his waist, as befits a real champion. He runs down the ramp, slapping fans’ hands as he goes, finally sliding into the ring under the bottom rope, rising, raising the title one more time, and handing it to the referee. The bell rings and the match is on!
Stank and Alexander lock up to start, Stank forcing Alexander into the corner and giving him a hard chop across the chest. Stank pushes Alex’s arm back for another, but receives a knee to the gut. Side kick to the left ribs of the big man, then Alexander follows with a kick to the other side. Alexander goes up to the second rope, looking for a diving short arm clothesline, but Stank slips around and slams Alexander headfirst to the ground off of the jump. Stank begins putting the knees to Alexander’s back. Stank begins to pull Alexander’s arms behind him, but Alexander scouts it, pushing up off his feet, pivoting slightly and kicking Stank in the face, knocking him back.
As Stank stumbles around, grabbing his jaw, Alexander grabs Stank around from behind and yanks him back with a big bridging German suplex! Alexander holds the bridging cover, 1-2-no! Stank pushes out, grabbing the ropes to pull away from the grip as well. Alexander gives a sharp kick to the braced knee of Stank, trying to pull him back with an overreach into a dragon sleeper…but Stank stands up with Alexander on back, pulling him down into a running powerslam! Stank goes for the cover, but Alexander easily kicks out at two, frustrating Stank. Stank pushes him down again,
Alexander kicks out at one and pulls up, grabbing Stank into an underside Dragon choke again, but Stank grabs Alexander’s waist and pushes him off into the ropes. Stank goes down for a back body drop, but Alexander kicks Stank in the face, sending him stumbling back. Alexander off the ropes again with a cross body, but he is caught by the Onslaught Champion. Alexander quickly strikes with knees to the side of the head, pulling up into a mini-hurricarana that sends Stank onto the second rope.
JR: Looks like Alexander is going to go for the 619!
Razz: Well, Rey Mysterio is Alexander Darling’s favorite wrestler!
Alexander heard that, and shoots a glare at the announcers before running and dropping knees across the back of Stank. Alexander pulls Stank off the ropes, but Stank knocks Alexander back with a desperate haymaker. Alexander tries to swing right back, but Stank pulls him up and slams him down with a spinebuster! Another pin fall attempt is met with a shoulder up from the World Champion at two. Stank pulls up Alexander with a front face lock, jerking him up into a chest-first body slam. Stank lifts Alexander overhead, stepping toward the turnbuckle post, and dropping him face-first across the top turnbuckle, jacking the jaw.
Backing up slowly, Stank charges Alexander in the corner, but Alexander slips to the left as Stank goes charging chest first. Alexander pulls the rope down a bit and armdrag-assists Stank over the ropes sending him crashing to the floor. As Alexander catches his breath, Stank slowly rises and slams his hands on the table, furious at his inability to get anything going. Alexander bounds off the opposite ropes, running for a suicide dive to the outside, but he is caught by Stank. Furious, Stank slams Alexander’s head into the steel steps, causing him to bounce off and stumble back. In a rage, Stank picks up the top step and launches it at the back of Alexander, dropping him back to the ground. A subtle difference to be sure, but the referee immediately calls for the bell!
WINNER in 10:32 by disqualification…Alexander Darling.
Stank is pissed off, and decides to go after Alex further following the bell. He grabs a steel chair from the side, smashing it across the back of the World Champion as he rises. Alex falls forward, trying to gain his bearings to rise, but Stank raises the steel chair over his head and brings it down once again on the back of Alexander. Stank opens up the chair, looking to drag Alex into it, perhaps for a Pillmanization of sorts…
Suddenly, the lights go out. A flash of fire appears in the ring, calling the fans’ attention. We hear a brief scuffle, but can see nothing.
The lights rise back up, and Mai Muyo is in the ring! The newly debuted Muyo is helping Alexander Darling rise on the apron. The camera cuts to Stank on the outside, spinning around, and we see that he has been handcuffed. The fire was a distraction! As he rises, Stank jerks around, trying to free himself and yelling at Mai. Mai merely smiles and raises Alexander’s arm to the cheers of the crowd, though Alexander looks suspiciously at Mai. Alexander exits as security goes to help Stank…pressing a button to release him, as it turns out the Onslaught Champion was trapped in false handcuffs! He looks to Mai furiously, but the sadist’s sibling has already begun slipping away through the crowd.
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