OOWF Judgment Eve 7
Live! From Tokyo, Japan
DRINK & DESTROY vs. REGICIDE vs. JW WESTGAARD & HONCHO WILLIAMS – Two Ring Three on Three MatchOk, here are the rules for this one. The OOWF has assembled two rings side by side. In ring 1 we have Danny Taylor vs. Tytan vs. JW Westgaard. In ring 2, we have Outback Jack vs. LD Williams vs. Honcho Williams. The rules are simple, all three men are in the ring at the same time in each ring. You may come into the second ring at any time to help your partner, but you have a five count to get out of the ring. You may also tag your partner into your match, but then you have a five count to leave that ring and join the match in the next ring. The first team to score a pin, wins. For this match, every OOWF referee is on duty, just to keep track of everything.
All three teams are assembled in the ring and split into their teams and the bell rings. The echo of the bell is barely out of the air when LD and Jack tear into one another like madmen in the center of the ring. Honcho starts to approach them, then shrugs his shoulders and waits in the corner. In the opposite ring, Westgaard grabs Tytan from behind and rolls him up for a quick two count, but Danny Taylor breaks it up before the three. Westgaard turns and ducks a big boot from Taylor, then bounds off the ropes and connects with a clothesline that sends Taylor staggering back to the ropes. Westgaard charges and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor.
Westgaard tags in Williams, and the two of them catch Tytan with a double kick to the gut, then take him to the mat with a double suplex. The referee tells Westgaard to get out of the ring, so he does and charges right into the middle of LD and Jack, who are STILL chopping one another, grabs them both and hits a double noggin knocker! Meanwhile in the ring, Honcho covers Tytan for a one count, but Danny Taylor is into the ring to break it up. Taylor pulls Honcho to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big back body drop, then as Honcho pops back to his feet, Taylor nearly decapitates him with a clothesline. Taylor waits for Honcho to get up again, but Tytan grabs him from behind and hits a belly to back suplex that drops the big man right on the back of his head.
In the other ring, LD Williams gets to his feet, and Westgaard takes him to the mat with a leg sweep and covers. Jack tries to break it up with an elbow drop, but Westgaard moves out of the way and Jack drops an elbow across LD’s chest. JWW pulls Jack up and hits an atomic drop that sends him to the ropes, on the rebound JWW catches him with a powerslam and covers for a two count, but LD grabs him by the head, pulls him off Jack and runs him shoulder first into the ring post. LD turns his attention to Jack, waits for him to get to his feet, kicks him low and DRIVES him to the mat with a DDT! LD floats over and covers, but Jack kicks out.
In the other ring, Tytan pulls Taylor to his feet and shoves him into the corner. He is about to charge in when he turns around and sees Honcho Williams on the top rope. Williams flies through the air and tries a cross body block, but Tytan shows amazing strength and catches him. He turns around to dump him to the mat and Taylor charges out of the corner and catches him with a boot to the face. Tytan drops Honcho and hits the mat, Danny covers him, but from the opposite ring, LD Williams flies in and breaks the pin up at two. The referee orders LD back to his ring, and as LD is stepping between the ropes, Jack charges and catches him with a knee to the temple that dazes the Canadian.
Tytan charges into the ring and catches Jack with a clubbing clothesline. Danny Taylor leaves his ring and heads to the second ring, and soon enough a full on brawl between Regicide and Drink and Destroy is on. Honcho and Westgaard start to join the fray, but they stop and wait in one ring while the referee’s sort this out. The referee orders Taylor and Tytan back to the first ring, Taylor heads to the ring, but as he steps through the second set of ropes into the ring, Tytan grabs him from behind and catches him with a cheap shot, then steps between the two sets of ropes and GUILLOTINES Taylor’s throat on the top rope! Taylor staggers backward, and turns right into an IRISH THUNDERBOLD/ICE AUGER COMBO! Westgaard covers while Honcho launches himself over the ropes and takes out Tytan, LD and Jack before they can make the save! The referee counts three, WHAT AN UPSET!
WINNERS in 15:55 – Honcho Williams & JW Westgaard
MAI MUYO vs. MATT FOLZ"Hero" by Skillet plays over the PA system as Mai Muyo emerges to substantial cheers. Mai has been on a tough losing streak as of late, but Japan is Japan and won't let her down. She bounds off the ropes as she yells cheers in Japanese repeated back to her, before Folz's music hits and the original MFer makes his way down to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and going nose to nose with Mai as the bell rings.
Mai takes a swing at Matt Folz to start, clocking him across the face. A second swing, and Folz ducks under, scooping under Mai's arm for a back suplex. Float into a cover, good for a one-count. Matt gets up and scoops Mai for a body slam, but she grabs his neck and kicks her legs forward to the ground--Ace Crusher! Folz bounces back, stunned, and Mai sweeps his legs out from under him into a pinning predicament for a one-count of her own. Mai backs up into the corner and Folz gives a charge, but the Muyo sister springs of the second rope and leapfrogs Matt Folz. Matt stops short in the corner, but a backwards spin kick from Mai knocks him headfirst into the turnbuckle. Mai ascends to attempt some ODB turnbuckle pounds, but Folz yanks her off the top--POWERBOMB!
Mai's back thunders off the mat, and Folz folds her up into a cover, but Mai's arm is under the rope. Folz drags her out, but after a two count, Mai suddenly throws her arms up around Matt Folz's neck and attempts to slide her legs into the Trinitarian choke--Folz grabs the ropes and pulls himself halfway through to break quickly. Mai tries to pull Folz out, but he mule kicks her in the gut, sending her stumbling back. Folz bounces out from the ropes with a big-ass clothesline! Mai rolls out of the ring to gain her bearings; Matt Folz bounds off the opposite ropes and comes off with a backslide, but Mai jumps over the slide and double-stomps Matt Folz in the sternum in mid-air! Cool move as Folz stumbles outside, catching his breath, as Mai bulldogs him down on the mat before rolling back into the ring.
The referee begins the count out: 1....2....3....4....5....Matt gets back in the ring. Matt Folz charges right at Mai, but Mai ducks under with the splits, Matt Folz tripping over her leg and clotheslining down the referee! REF BUMP~! Folz contemplates the implications of this briefly...unfortunately, Mai's foot was contemplating spinning into the back of Matt Folz's head at the same time, and that thought was executed more quickly. Folz is stumbling around as Mai grabs the head, pulls her legs upward...Folz is caught in the Trinitarian choke! Folz wedges his arm in between Mai's legs, possibly about to break the hold...
PA: I know who you are...the leader of lost souls...
Ecosystem comes down to the ring to a big pop carrying a sledgehammer, pacing around the apron and offering it to Mai. Mai begins yelling at Eco, easing her grip on the Trinitarian choke. Matt Folz takes the opportunity to hook under the knee and shift leverage, pushing Mai's shoulders to the mat! The referee, stirring, begins the count: 1-2-3! Mai missed getting the shoulder up in time.
WINNER in 8:09...Matt Folz!
Ecosystem storms into the ring, charging toward Folz, who slides out of the ring hastily. Mai grabs the sledgehammer from Ecosystem, yelling audibly at him for bringing down a weapon. Eco suddenly KICKS MAI IN THE GUT!
Mai goes down, more in surprise than pain, as Eco takes a step back and SUPERKICKS HIS SISTER! Snatching the sledgehammer, he walks over to the broadcasters' section where he grabs a microphone. He begins to speak as he re-enters the ring, but is almost inaudible under the weight of the boos initially.
Eco: SHUT UP! (more boos) SHUT UP!
Eco drops down to the groggy Mai, stroking her face.
Eco: Mai...Mai, I love you. But I couldn't let you continue like this. Me being gone wasn't enough to protect you...and you refuse, CONSISTENTLY REFUSE, to protect yourself. I appreciate everything you've done for me, but...when it comes to wrestling....I need to take away your option.
<Ecosystem raises the sledgehammer..and brings it down on Mai's right ankle!! Mai screams in blood-curdling agony.>
Eco: I promise....I will call you every day you're in the hospital.
<Eco brings the sledgehammer down on the same ankle again.>
Eco: I promise...I will take care of Mom and give her everything she needs.
<Eco brings the sledgehammer down a third time, and her ankle has been twisted in a sickly way. EMTs are already running down to the ring as fans throw trash at Eco.>
Eco: And I promise...I promise to make Him pay.
<Eco grabs the stretcher from the EMTs and rolls Mai on it, stepping away as they do their job. Eco first attempts to walk through the audience, but the prospect of potential violence done him sends him walking back up the ramp.>
FIREWOMAN vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER – No Disqualification, Falls Count AnywhereThey don’t even bother with announcements in this one. We cut to the back where Firewoman is WALKING toward the ring, and she nearly gets attacked from behind by a Halliburton wielding Attitude Adjuster, but Fire spins around and catches him with a spinning heel kick to the gut, stopping him dead in his tracks and causing him to drop the briefcase. Fire picks up the briefcase and waits for AA to stand up, then SLAMS it upside his head. AA staggers backward and stumbles over a table of merchandise sending Justin Sane bobble heads to the floor. Fire pulls AA to his feet and grabs him by the throat and sets up a choke slam, she hesitates for a second, the notices the Justin Sane bobbleheads nodding her in, she lifts AA and DRIVES him to the concrete, and covers, but AA kicks out at two.
Fire pulls AA to his feet again and whip him hard into a CLANGY DOOR! AA hits hard and staggers toward Fire and she catches him with a running knee to the head that sends him back to the floor. Fire pulls him up again and throws him into a couple of garbage cans sending them tumbling over, trash spilling everywhere. Fire leans in and grabs AA, but AA has a bottle he pulled out of the trash, and SMASHES it over Fire’s head! Fire slumps to her knees, howling in pain, grabbing her face. Blood is already trickling between her fingers. AA gets to his feet and charges at Fire and kicks her in the face sending her sprawling on the concrete. AA goes back and retrieves the briefcase and repeatedly drives it down onto Fire’s ribs. AA doesn’t even bother covering, instead he pulls her to her feet, scoops her up and slams her on the concession counter, blood goes everywhere. That can’t be sanitary. AA pulls Fire’s head off the counter and drives an elbow into her throat, then drops her on the back of her head on the concrete floor. He pulls her up again and sets her up for a piledriver, but Fire backdrops out of it, sending AA over the counter and into the food prep area.
Fire gets to her feet and wipes the blood from her eyes and hops onto the counter and leaps at AA as he stands up and they both go sprawling across the floor. Fire us up first and grabs a frying pan from the rack and slams it upside AA’s head. AA hits the floor, dazed, as one would expect after getting hit upside the head with a frying pan. Fire looks around and spots a cheese grater, then grabs hit and rakes it across AA’s forehead, turning his face into a mask of blood. Fire pulls AA to his feet and drags him toward the hot stove and tries to press his face against the stove, but AA catches Fire with an elbow to the gut, freeing himself. He grabs a rolling pin (why not?) and slams it down on the back of Fire’s head. Fire drops to one knee, AA grabs Fire and throws her into the drink cooler, the glass door shatters and Fire comes away with a sliced arm. This only serves to piss her off though, as AA charges at her, Fire throws a bottle of Mountain Dew at him, it bounces off his head and AA stops dead in his tracks. Fire charges and SPEARS AA over the counter and back to the floor.
Fire grabs AA and slings him down the stairs toward the ring. AA bounces down the stairs and lands on one of the landings, but Fire leaps off the middle steps and catches him with a kick to the face that sends him tumbling down more stairs. Finally Fire pulls him up and tells the crowd to move and throws him into the chairs. Fire grabs a chair and lifts it over her head and is about to bring it down on AA’s skull when he grabs a chair and jams it into her gut doubling her over in pain. AA gets to his feet and grabs Fire and DROPS her with a DDT on the floor. AA stands up and wipes the blood from his face and glares down at Fire. He slowly pulls her up and clotheslines her over the guardrail to ringside. He hops the railing and decides not to cover, instead he opts to take Fire’s let and repeatedly slam it into the stairs.
AA rolls Fire into the ring and grabs a table from under the ring and slides it in, then sets it up. He pulls Fire to her feet and tries to whip her to the ropes, but Fire reverses it, and catches AA with a drop toe hold on the rebound that drops AA, SLAMMING his face off the table as he goes down. Fire hefts AA onto the table, then climbs to the top rope and hits a BEST FIRESAULT EVER sending AA through the table! Fire doesn’t cover, instead she grabs a piece of splintered wood and lays it on the mat, then grabs AA and sets him up to FIRESTOMP him right on the wood! Before she can finish the move though, Eric O’Mac slides into the ring with the Halliburton and DRILLS Fire right on the back of the head! Eric lays the brief case under the back of Fire’s head and hits an ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! Eric grabs the case and slides out of the ring and crouches by the guard rail, when Alexander Darling runs to the ring to save Fire, Eric BLINDSIDES him with a shot upside the head. Inside the ring, AA pulls Fire to her feet, hits a PILEDRIVER, then covers, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 16:51 – Attitude Adjuster
After the match Eric and AA put the boots to Fire, but Alex recovers and grabs a chair and chases them both away
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. PSYKLE – Onslaught Rules MatchPsykle is introduced first and he comes to the ring with IQ. The two of them talk in the corner for a moment, then IQ leaves and takes a seat at ringside. “Scarecrow” plays and Moose comes to the ring, still not looking quite 100%. He steps between the ropes, then cocks his head and seems generally annoyed with something. The referee calls the two men to the middle of the ring for the handshake, Moose halfheartedly shakes, but still seems to be distracted. The bell rings, and Moose is still not paying attention, so Psykle gets his attention with a running kick to the jaw that sends Moose sprawling.
Psykle covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Psykle pulls Moose into a sitting position and repeatedly drives his forearm across Moose’s face, leaving his nose bloody. Psykle pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries another boot to the face, but Moose grabs the top rope and stop himself, then slides out of the ring and storms around ringside, yelling at no one in particular (or so we think) wiping the blood from his nose. The referee gets to fifteen and Moose slips back into the ring and shakes his head a few times, still trying to clear the cobwebs.
They lock up again and Moose whips Psykle to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, and Psykle catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands him up, then takes his head off with a clothesline. Psykle covers again, but again Moose kicks out. Psykle pulls Moose up and DRIVES him to the mat with an ALABAMA SLAM, then tries to lock in an ANACONDA VICE, but Moose manages to work to the ropes and break the hold by getting his foot on the bottom rope
Moosehead Jack has used his first rope break.
Moose gets to his feet, groggy as hell, and Psykle moves in to grab Moose, but Moose is a wily veteran. He lures Psykle in, then catches him with a knee to the gut, then a running knee lift, then throws Psykle between the ropes to the floor. Moose follows Psykle to the outside and waits for him to get to his feet, then chop blocks him from behind sending the big man to the floor in pain. Moose grabs Psykle’s leg and repeatedly slams it down on the concrete floor, drawing a warning from the referee
Moosehead Jack has used his first referee warning. Moose pulls Psykle up and rolls him back into the ring and climbs in after him, and drops a knee across his throat, then goes for the cover, but Psykle kicks out at two. Moose puts Psykle’s leg on the bottom rope and drops a knee across it, then drags him to the middle of the ring and traps him in a figure four leg lock. Moose snarls, threatening to break Psykle’s leg if he doesn’t quit. Psykle tries to reach the ropes, but then from the outside, IQ encourages him to turn the hold. Psykle reverses the move, and Moose immediately breaks the hold.
Moose gets to his feet and kicks at IQ who moves just in time to avoid the shot. When Moose turns around, Psykle catches him in the midsection with a forearm, then stands and catches Moose with a clubbing shot upside the head. Psykle hooks Moose and tries a suplex, but his knee buckles slightly sending him off balance. Psykle staggers, and drops Moose over the top rope to the floor, where he JUST avoids landing on his head. Psykle falls to the mat and grabs his knee in pain, Moose remains motionless on the floor. The referee looks at Psykle, then starts the twenty count on Moose. Moose gets to his feet at eight and staggers in the wrong direction before finally rolling back into the ring at nineteen. The referee checks on him and is about to waive off the match when Moose pulls himself up, shoots past the referee and NAILS Psykle with a right cross to the jaw that drops the big man to the mat.
Moosehead Jack has used his second referee warning Moose pulls Psykle to his feet and whips him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a Buisaku knee. He covers, but Psykle kicks out at two again. Moose keeps the big man on the mat and works his leg some more then pulls him up and sends him to the ropes and drops him back to the mat with a drop toe hold and traps Psykle in the DRAGON CLUTCH! Psykle struggles, but the big man manages to grab the bottom rope just before he loses consciousness
Psykle uses his first rope break. Moose releases the hold, slams Psykle’s face into the mat then immediately locks him in the JI-ENDO rolling several times until they are in the middle of the ring! Moose holds on like a bulldog and Psykle starts to fade. The big man once again manages to drag himself to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope, just barely hanging onto consciousness
Psykle uses his second rope break.
IQ screams at Psykle to get out of the ring and regroup before Moose can lock in another submission move. The big man slides under the ropes and slumps to his knees. Moose gets to his feet in the middle of the ring with a wild look in his eyes and grabs his head, his eyes still a little glassy. Moose appears to be listening to someone, again, and watches Psykle on the outside. As Psykle struggles to his feet at the eleven count, Moose gets a running start and dives between the ropes at the big man, but Psykle side steps at the last possible second, and Moose SLAMS head first into the guardrail! Psykle grabs a barely conscious Moose and rolls him back into the ring, pulls him to his feet and hits a POWERBOMB! The back of Moose’s head SLAMS against the canvas and his eyes roll into the back of his head. Psykle falls on him and hooks the leg hard and gets the one, two, three, just before time expires.
WINNER in 14:57 – Psykle
After the match, Psykle gets to his feet but staggers backward and falls into the corner. Moose slowly gets to his feet and Psykle pulls himself up. Moose is glaring up at no one in particular and yelling something at no one in particular. Psykle walks out of the corner and grabs Moose’s hand and shakes it, then bails out of the ring and heads to the back before Moose becomes less distracted. Finally Moose seems to snap back to reality, asks the ref what is going on, snarls, and heads to the back.
ERIC O’MAC vs. DAVIN MORELANDLet’s continue the action as two of the top wrestlers in the company meet in a singles match for the first time in a while. Two former multiple time champions in the OOWF are facing each other in order to rise back up the card and into the world title picture. Coming down to the ring first is the self-proclaimed GOAT, Davin Moreland and the crowd here explodes for the former protégé of President Ramu. Davin soaks in the cheers as he double jumps into the ring, but he looks totally focused as the “White Knight” Eric O’Mac’s music hits and he makes his way down to ringside. The cheers have turned to a crescendo of boos for Eric but he ignores them as he knows this a chance to get another chance at whoever walks out of tonight as the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion.
The bell rings and we are underway as Davin and Eric begin a slow feeling-out process in the center of the ring. The two veterans circle each other and tentatively lock up a few times before pushing each other away and trying to find an opening. Eric finds the first opening by jumping over an attempted Davin shoot and landing a knee right to the small of Davin’s back. Eric now uses his quickness and floats right over into a front facelock. Davin squirms to his knees as Eric rises to his feet as well and goes for a suplex, but DM blocks those attempts and reverses it and lifts Eric open, brings him back down…SLINGSHOT SUPLEX. And now Davin is on the attack using his size and power to keep Eric grounded. Moreland utilizes a lot slams and throws as he tries to wear down the smaller O’Mac.
Davin may have the power advantage, but it doesn’t mean he isn’t also going to fly when he gets the chance and that’s what is happening right now after a body slam plants Eric in the center of the ring. Davin climbs to the top and leaps off with a Randy Savage Elbow, but Eric sees it coming out of the corner of his eye and barely rolls out of the way. EOM crawls to the ropes and gets to his feet as he shakes the cobwebs loose. Davin gets up as well and charges at Eric leaning against the ropes, but Eric ducks and body drops Davin onto the apron. Moreland barely grabs a hold of the ropes before crashing to the floor, but as he struggles to hold on, Eric makes a running leap up the corner and jumps over the top rope, grabs Davin by the head…holy shit…TORNADO DDT on the floor and Davin was spiked RVD-style.
Both men are slow to get to their feet but Eric is up first and slides Davin into the ring and hopes for the pin. But the delay getting Moreland back in costs him and we only get a 2-count. Eric stays on the aggressive for the next portion of the match as he tries to take Davin apart piece by piece. Strikes, quick moves, and a wide array of old-school technical moves are the choice of the day for O’Mac as he keeps Davin off balance and grounded. Eric seems to be setting up Davin for the Smackdown, but every time EOM goes for it, Moreland is able to have enough left and fights away but he doesn’t have enough to gain control of the match as Eric is really on top of things.
Eric looks to continue the quick moves as he lifts Davin onto his shoulder and looks to be going for a Death Valley Driver, but Davin elbows his way out of that and lands on his feet in perfect position for the RGDC, but Eric has that move well scouted and pushes Davin away and Davin slams into the corner. Eric gets a running start and looks to hit the running knees to the back, but Davin turns just in time and catches Eric and plants him with a standing STO. Davin jumps up to the second rope, but before he can leap off, Eric is back to his feet and hits the run-up-the-ropes ANGLE SLAM on Davin but as he tosses Davin, one of Davin’s legs swings around and nails the ref in the face and he’s out.
Eric gets back to his feet and sees this and quickly slides his hand into his tights and pulls out the always lurking brass knuckles. He shows them off to the crowd and plays it up in typical heel fashion. A few arrogant kicks to the down on the mat Davin really plays it up as he waits for Davin to get to his feet. As soon as Davin is up, Eric swings with a right but Davin ducks under that and hits a PELE KICK on Eric. Davin looks to put this away now as he lifts Eric back to his feet and gets him in position, but Eric spins away and grabs Davin and locks him in position for the SMACKDOWN. He lifts Davin up, but Davin fights out once again and as he tries to figure out what happened he walks right into Davin’s waiting hands…REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER connects. But as it does, Eric has enough wherewithal to land one devastating RIGHT HAND to Davin’s skull and both men are down. Davin’s arm is lying on top of Eric but there is no ref to make the count. Eric gets to his feet first and realizes the situation. He quickly climbs to the top and leaps off…O’MAC ATTACK with an added Brass Knuckle shot to Davin’s temple. Eric slides the brass knuckles back into his tights as he drags the ref over…
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WINNER in 19:17…Eric O’Mac
EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. J-P SPARXX – OOWF Onslaught Championship MatchSparxx is announced and comes to the ring first, accompanied by Jewell. He gets a more boos than normal thanks to his backstage attack on Lobo. He smirks and waits in the corner for his opponent. The OOWF Onslaught champion El Lobo Sangriento makes his way to the ring, glaring at Sparxx the whole time. He steps into the ring and gives the title to the referee while Jewell makes fun of the big man. Lobo moves to the middle of the ring and stands there with his arms folded across his chest. The referee calls Sparxx to the middle of the ring and the two men shake hands, though it is probably the most disrespectful handshake you will ever see.
Sparxx gets in Lobo’s face and is jawing non-stop, Lobo just stands there with his arms folded across his chest, not saying a word. Finally, he turns to the referee and asks him to ring the bell, the moment the bell rings, Lobo hammers Sparxx with a forearm to the side of the head, then sends him to the ropes and elevates him, then drives him down on his knee. Sparxx springs back to his feet, grabbing his stomach in pain, he turns and runs at Lobo, and Lobo catches him in an AA SPINEBUSTER DRIVING him to the mat. Lobo covers, but Sparxx kicks out at one. When Sparxx gets to his feet, Lobo charges in and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Jewell rushes around the ring to Sparxx, but Lobo steps out of the ring and hops to the floor in front of her cutting her off. He turns to the dazed Sparxx and lifts him in the air in a military press, and throws him between the ropes back into the ring.
Lobo glares at Jewel and climbs back onto the apron, as he is about to get back into the ring, Jewel grabs his ankle. With the momentary distraction, Sparxx is able to get to his feet and charge to the ropes and drop kick Lobo’s knee, sending him off the apron to the floor. The referee did see Jewel grab his leg though and he orders Jewel to the back, much to her, and Sparxx’s dismay. With Jewel gone, Sparxx waits for Lobo to get back to his feet, then springs over the top rope, but Lobo catches him, then drops him across his knee with a backbreaker before rolling him back into the ring and following.
Lobo waits for Sparxx to get to his feet, when he does, Sparxx tries a kick to the gut, but Lobo catches his foot, Sparxx tries an enzuguri, but Lobo ducks and shoves Sparxx to the ropes. On the rebound, Lobo tries a clothesline, but Sparxx ducks it, hooks Lobo and floats over and PLANTS him on the mat with a DDT! Sparxx slips out of the ring to the apron and springboards to the top rope and hits a 360 leg drop across the back of Lobo’s head, then rolls the champ over and covers again, but Lobo kicks out at two.
Sparxx gets to his feet and heads to the corner and waits for Lobo to get up, as he does, Sparxx sends him to the mat again with a perfect missile dropkick to the jaw. Sparxx covers, but Lobo kicks out again. Sparxx slaps the mat with frustration and yells at the referee, but keeps his composure well enough to notice that Lobo is struggling to one knee. Sparxx charges off the ropes and BLASTS Lobo with a Shining Wizard to the side of the head, sending him right back to the mat. Sparxx doesn’t go for the cover, opting instead to pull him back to his feet, grabs him by the head and charges into the corner and hits SLICED BREAD! Sparxx covers, hooking Lobo’s leg, but he can only keep him down for a two count.
Sparxx gets to his feet and yells for Lobo to stand up and when he does he tries to pop him with a superkick, but Lobo moves out of the way. He grabs Sparxx and throws him into the corner and charges in for a clothesline, but Sparxx slips between the ropes and catches Lobo with a kick to the back of the head. Lobo slumps in the corner and Sparxx climbs back into the ring, grabs him by the back of the head and DRIVES him to the mat with a NECKBREAKER! Sparxx climbs to the top rope, steadies himself, and hits DA BOMB! He quickly covers Lobo, one, two, thre…..NO! Lobo shoots his arm up just before the three count.
Sparxx shows some frustration again, but stays focused. He climbs to the middle rope and waits for Lobo to get to one knee, then leaps off and nails him with an elbow between the eyes that rocks the big man. Sparxx moves back to the corner and climbs the top rope, but Lobo was playing a little bit of possum, he gets to his feet and charges into the corner and scales the ropes and KILLS Sparxx with an enzuguri to the side of the head! Sparxx falls off the top rope, slams onto the apron, then hits the floor, while the crowd breaks into a very appropriate, and very rare for a Japanese crowd, HOLY SHIT chant.
Sparxx climbs back onto the apron at eighteen, but Lobo catches him, hooks him and lifts him for a suplex. Lobo keeps him in the air for about an hour and a half or so, then finally falls back to the mat, floats over and covers, but Sparxx kicks out at two. Lobo pulls Sparxx up again, but Sparxx catches him with a double chop to the throat, then races to the ropes and lands a drop kick on Lobo’s knee sending him to the mat again. Sparxx grabs Lobo’s leg and tries a figure four, but Lobo grabs an inside cradle for another two count. Sparxx escapes and gets to his feet first and slows Lobo down with a kick to the side of the head. He climbs the ropes again and tries a Thesz press from the top rope, but Lobo catches him, rolls through and traps Sparxx in a BOSTON CRAB! Lobo turns the move into a LION TAMER bending Sparxx in half and dropping his knee on the back of Sparxx’s head. J-P does all he can to make it to the ropes, but there is no way he is pulling the much larger Lobo to the ropes, and he is forced to tap out.
WINNER in 14:21 – and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – El Lobo Sangriento
After the match the two men get to their feet, Lobo grabs his title and holds it in the air, almost mocking Sparxx. Sparxx snarls at him and slaps his hand in what can almost technically be called a handshake. Lobo does not move, and Sparxx finally has to leave the ring, leaving the victorious Lobo standing, while Sparxx seethes.
TEXPRESS vs. THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchThe Flyin Hawaiians make their grand entrance and get a great response from the Japanese crowd. They make their way to the ring and climb the turnbuckles and pose for the fans as the flashes explode. “God Blessed Texas” plays and the OOWF World Tag Team champions Texpress make their way to the ring. Chad and Zane get an equally good ovation from the crowd. The champs step between the ropes and meet the Hawaiians in the middle of the ring, the four of them exchange handshakes, which draws another cheer from the crowd. The referee holds up the titles and calls for the bell, and this match is underway!
Kai and Zane lock up, Zane has the power advantage and he shoves Kai into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and gets it, as Kai moves out of the corner however, Zane grabs him and takes him to the mat with an arm drag. Kai pops back to his feet and Zane releases the hold, scoops him up and plants him on the mat, then tags in Chad and keeps Kai on the mat. Chad springs over the top rope and drops a senton splash on Kai, then covers, but Kai kicks out at one.
Chad grabs a side head lock, but Kai quickly works to his feet and takes Chad to the mat with a belly to back suplex. Kai and Chad are both up quickly and Chad tries for a clothesline, but Kai ducks it and catches Chad with a SUPERKICK to the jaw on the rebound sending him to the mat. Kai covers, but Chad kicks out at two. Kai reaches out and tags in Aina, Aina comes in and drops an elbow across Chad’s chest as Kai holds him on the mat, then covers him but Chad kicks out at two. Aina pulls Chad to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big powerslam, he covers, but again, Chad kicks out at two.
Aina pulls Chad up and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and Chad catches him with a kick to the jaw that stands him up straight, then Chad hits a spinning leg lariat that sends Aina flying. Chad pulls Aina up and whips him into the Texpress corner and tags in Zane. Zane comes in and grabs Aina’s arm, wrings it, then pulls him out of the corner right into a short arm clothesline. Zane pulls Aina up and sets him on the top rope and climbs up with him, then tags in Chad. Chad races around the ring to the other corner, Zane hooks Aina and takes him off the ropes with a SUPERPLEX and Chad follows immediately with a FLYING LEG DROP! Chad covers, but Aina rolls his shoulder JUST before the three count.
Chad gets to his feet again and slips out of the ring onto the apron and waits for Aina to get to his feet, as he does, Chad springs to the top rope and tries a clothesline, but Aina CLUBS Chad in mid air, driving him to the mat. Chad hits the mat hard, and looks dazed. Aina picks him up, lifts him in the air and hits the BORDER TOSS! He covers Chad, but Chad shows some resiliency and kicks out at two. Aina tags in Kai, and Kai comes in and grabs Chad in a waist lock and hits a bridging German suplex for another two count. Kai is a little frustrated with the lack of three, so he grabs Chad again and goes all Benoit on him (no, no bibles and weight machines) he hits a series of German suplexes, finally throwing Chad halfway across the ring on the last one. He crawls across the ring and covers, but Chad AGAIN kicks out at two.
Kai pulls Chad up again and sends him into the corner, but Chad scales the ropes and gives Kai a head face that sends Kai to the mat. When Kai gets back up, Chad is on the top rope and catches him with a Steamboatesque cross body block for a two count. Chad gets to his feet and tags in Zane, Zane comes in and grabs Kai in a bear hug, and Chad races to the ropes and they hit a HART ATTACK CLOTHESLINE! Zane covers, but he can only keep Kai down for a two count.
Zane pulls Kai to his feet and calls for the DROPKICK DEVICE! He gets Kai onto his shoulders, and Zane reaches out and tags Chad back into the match and Chad climbs the ropes. Chad leaps, but before he can connect, Kai rolls forward into a VICTORY ROLL! Chad crashes and burns and slams to the mat. Kai gets to his feet and waits for Zane to get up then catches him with a spinning heel kick to the jaw that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Kai tags in Aina and they wait for Chad to get to his feet. As Chad stands up, Aina BLINDSIDES him with a POUNCE! As Chad is in mid-air from that move, Kai charges in from the other direction and KILLS him with a SPEAR! GOOD GOD! CHAD IS DEAD! Aina covers Chad, hooking the leg hard, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 22:18 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Flyin Hawaiians
The referee grabs the titles to hand them to the Hawaiians, but Zane is back into the ring and takes them from the referee. There is a brief moment of tension as Zane helps a woozy Chad Madison to his feet and the four men square off. Zane hands one of the titles to Chad……and then Chad and Zane hand them to Kai and Aina and shake their hands. The crowd erupts in approval as the two teams share a manly hug of manly manliness and Texpress raises the Hawaiians arms in victory.
STAN FULTON vs. CHRIS EVANS – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match"The Trooper" by Iron Maiden fires up and Chris "Lionheart" Evans hits the stage, a bundle of energy. He gets a mixed reaction as some fans like his 'New Guard' mentality, and others think he's disrespectful of the veterans. Ah, fans. The fans all agree however on the champ as he enters to the tune of "Crusher” by the Ramones. Stan Fulton takes his time enjoying the boos, and getting up the steps, into the ring. He takes the belt of his shoulder and raises it to the four corners. He hands it off to Referee Barros, who does the obligatory thing with it, and then we are off.
Opening lock up is a bit comical given the size difference between the men, but to his credit, Evans doesn't give a bit of ground. Well, maybe a little bit. They break it up and as Evans backs up, Crusher bowling balls him into the corner with a clothesline that about takes his head off. Before he can recover, Crusher pulls him out into a short arm clothesline, and hangs on to him so he can apply a few chops. Done with that, he lifts Evans into an over head press, and then drops him on his back with a resounding thud. Crusher goes to the second turnbuckle, apparently looking to put this away early. Before he can leap, Evans has rolled toward the side and is using the ropes to pull him up. Crusher climbs down and heads that direction while Evans tries to clear the cobwebs. Despite being around for a while, Evans still makes a somewhat rookie mistake of keeping his back turned, allowing Crusher to approach. But he's not that much a rookie and when Crusher gets in range, Evans nails him with a back elbow to the face. Crusher staggers back, allowing Evans to get to the top rope. He flies off with a missile drop kick, that does connect, but as he's still a little woozy, not with as much force as it might. It continues to knock Crusher forward, though. Clearly Evans has been working out, as he's able to lift the much larger Crusher into a leg hook belly to back suplex. Crusher hits the mat hard, and Evans goes for a pin, one, two...NO! Crusher kicks out but Evans is on the assault now, applying strikes and kicks and forearms and whatever else he can get in. He applies some muay thai kicks to Crusher's legs, taking the big man down to his knees. Evans backs up and hits a shining wizard. Evans grabs Crusher's legs and gets him into the Ode to Canada. Crusher crawls inch by inch slowly to the ropes. He reaches out and with a Herculean effort, Evans pulls him slightly away. This could be the upset of the night! But Crusher is able to rally also, and really stretches out grabbing the bottom ropes for all he's worth. Barros signals to Evans to let go, and begins to count, one-two-three-four...Evans breaks. He's on his knees getting untangled from Crusher, when Crusher lets fly with a low kick that strikes the kneeling Evans right on the jaw, knocking him over. Crusher turns and decides to avoid standing for a bit, and instead gets Evans in a seated full nelson. Crusher lives up to his name, completely cutting off the blood flow. Evans struggles a bit. Crusher punctuates his hold with a head butt to the back of Evan's head. Evans starts to fade, so Crusher ups the pressure. Barros lifts Evans arm once....it falls..........twice........this may be it, folks......three times....NO!!!! The arm is about 4/5ths of the way down when Evan's rallies! His arm comes up strongly, fist in the air! He reaches back and grabs Crusher's hair and yanks hard. Barros yells at him to watch the hair, but it's enough to weaken Crusher's grip a little bit. Evans works his way to one knee, then both, then gets to one foot...and then slowly....slowly.....to the other. He pushes backward, picks up some speed and rams Crusher into the ring post. He follows up with two back elbows once his arms are free. He whips Crusher into the far ring post, follows him in with a splash. Crusher staggers out, as Evans goes up top, and waits for his moment. Crusher turns just in time to see Evans fly out with a cross body. Crusher goes to catch him, but he's a smidge too slow, and Evans connects it, knocking Crusher backward for a pin. One...two....nO, Crusher gets a shoulder up, but with a lot less authority that before. Evans tries to lift him up, but that's not happening, so he looks around, and again goes up top. He flies...CORKSCREW MOONSAULT! We have another pin, one...two......THREE!
WINNER in 26:16 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Chris Evans
Evans celebrates his win for a bit, and then turns to where Crusher is slowly getting to his feet in the center of the ring. Crusher glares at him and starts to leave, but Evans calls him back. It appears that Evans is once again making his offer for Crusher to join the "New Guard," and he extends his hand to him in the middle of the ring. Crusher looks at his hand....looks Evans in the face....looks at the championship belt in the other hand....and slaps it away and turns to exit. Evans hesitates a bit, rage apparently rising. He turns to walk the opposite direction, then abruptly turns and yells for Fulton again, then slowly holds up the Intercontinental title and points to himself and says “I am the future, you can join me, or you can be destroyed by me. Your choice Crush”
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. STANK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title MatchNonpoint’s “Skin” plays, and Stank makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos, with a few interspersed cheers from those who know Just. How. Awesome. He. Is. And, in case you're wondering; that would be pretty awesome. He climbs into the ring, nodding to Senior Referee Davis Hightower as he gets to a corner and bounces lightly from one foot to the other, staring up the ramp the whole time. He appears to be so focused that he misses the quiet “Stank! Stank! Stank!” chant from the crowd. Suddenly the lights go out...
“There can be only one.”
The crowd erupts as OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Alexander Darling steps onto the stage, flanked by his sister. They soak up the cheers for a moment before proceeding to the ring. They climb through the ropes and Alex holds his title high and the crowd roars with its approval. Hightower calls Alex and Stank to the middle of the ring, gives them their instructions, and requests the belt from Alex. Hightower takes it and holds it high in the air. This match is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Hightower hands the belt to the outside and calls for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
They lock up and Stank backs Alex into the corner. Hightower calls for the break. Stank backs off a step, looking like he's going to break cleanly, but then blasts Alex with a forearm. Stank smirks as the crowd boos. He drives a knee into Alex’s midsection and sends him back into the corner. Stank takes a few steps back. He charges into the corner for a Giant Splash, but Alex dodges out of the way and Stank slams into the turnbuckles. Alex drives a pair of punches into Stank’s kidneys, spins him around, and rocks him with a European uppercut. He pulls Stank out of the corner and winds his arm, and then puts an elbow into his shoulder and drives him to the mat. FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Awesome, Alex, just awesome! Stank is caught off-guard and the crowd roars as it takes him a minute to get to the ropes. The hold is broken, and Stank rolls to the outside.
Stank paces outside the ring and dares the World Champion to come out to the floor. Alex smirks and shakes his head. He sits on the middle rope, inviting Stank to come back in. Hightower backs Alex off, and Stank climbs back into the ring. Alex moves in, but Stank sidesteps and pitches him over the ropes. Alex lands on the apron and nails Stank with a forearm as he turns around. Stank stumbles back and Alex springs off the top rope into a flying forearm. He hits the opposite ropes and slides into Stank with a dropkick, and then pulls him to his feet and backs him to the ropes with chops. He whips Stank toward the ropes, but it's an Irish Whip and Stank reverses it. Alex ducks a clothesline and rebounds off the opposite ropes - and Stank KILLS him with a Spinning Spinebuster that literally shakes the ring! Cover! 1...2..No. Stank is undeterred and resumes is attack pounding Alex on the mat; and then drags him to his feet before sending him hard into the corner. Running start from Stank gives him a big head of steam as he hits a Stinger Splash on Alex in the corner. Alex is absolutely pasted by it, and doesn't even stumble out of the corner. Stank gets on the first rope and starts a modified Mount Punch. He hammers on the World Champion with punches until Hightower starts to count. The crowd is at 9, but Hightower is at four, before Stank relents and snarls at Hightower. Stank turns back around, but Alex has the presence of mind to catch him with a kick to the knee. Stank reflexively yells out, but blasts Alex in the face with an elbow before he can follow up. Stank pushes Alex back into the corner and drives a shoulder repeatedly into his midsection. Deacon Stank Batista. He lifts Alex onto the top turnbuckle goes to join him. He locks him in for what looks to be a Superplex attempt, but Alex fights back with a Double Palm Thrust to the throat. Stank immediately falls onto his back. PHOENIX SPLASH from Alex electrifies the crowd! 1...2...NO! Alex pulls Stank up and puts Stank's hand around his own throat! We know what this means! But Stank counters with a stealthy Mule Kick to the Yambag that Hightower misses. Alex doubles over and he's whipped to the ropes. He's rebounded off right into the waiting arms of Stank. BLACK HOLE SLAM! Fucking sweet, Lucas. 1...2...NO! Stank slaps the mat – he thought it was over right there.
Stank drags Alex to his feet and knees him in the midsection. He tries to lift him for a powerbomb, but Alex blocks and gets in a few solid punches to the gut. He grabs Stank’s head and drops to his knees, hitting Jawbreaker. He pounces on Stank’s leg as he hits the mat, stomping on it and twisting the knee. He tries to tie him into a Darling Money Clip, but Stank is able to kick him off. Alex goes with the momentum and rebounds off the ropes, driving an elbow into Stank’s knee before he can get up. He tries to roll him over, but Stank lashes out with his free leg and catches Alex in the side of the head. Stank gets to his feet, hobbling a little, and grabs Alex while he’s off-balance. He slings him to the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. He pulls Alex to his feet and stuns him with a head butt, and then takes him over with a Snap Suplex. Stank bundles the world champion into the corner and pummels him with some Matt Morgan Elbows. He then hauls Alex onto his shoulders for the Stank-U, but Alex grabs the top rope and pulls himself off, landing on the apron. Stank spins around and connects with a Jumping Headbutt that sends Alex to the outside. Alexis heads over to check on her brother, as the slightly gimpy Stank heads to the far rope. SUICIDE DIVE FROM STANK draws the “Holy Shit” chants from the crowd, as both the twins are annihilated by the big man. Stank ends up on his feet and gets a nice ovation from the appreciative crowd.
Stank pulls Alex up, and hits a Jericho Bulldog, sending Alex's head into the ring apron. Nice dexterity from Stank there to avoid the apron himself. He grabs the woozy Champ and tries to run him into the ringpost, but Alex slams on the brakes and grabs Stank's bad knee, before sending him knee-first into the STEEL POST! Stank staggers back, and Alex slams his head into the apron and sends him hard into the railing. Alex tries to follow up, but Stank catches him with a kick to the midsection. Stank picks Alex up and drops him throat -first on the railing. Hightower's count reaches 6, so Stank rolls back in to break the count. He rolls right back out, but Hightower follows him, getting between him and Alex and ordering him back into the ring. Stank ignores the ref and shoves past him, sending him stumbling. Stank grabs Alex in a two-handed choke, but Alex slams Stank’s forearms with his own to break the hold. He throws a punch, but Stank dodges and Alex pulls up short; just missing clocking the referee. Glaring, Hightower returns to the ring and restarts his count.
Stank grabs Alex from behind and drives him into the ring apron before stuffing him back into the ring, leaving his head out on the apron. Stank climbs up as well and goes for an Undertaker Apron Leg Drop; but Alex moves just in time and Stank slams leg-first into the canvas. That can't be good for the knee. Alex grabs Stank and drags him back into the ring. He shoves him into the corner and starts whaling away on the Stank with haymakers. Big right hand bombs from Alex. Hightower moves in to pry him off, and just misses eating an elbow from Alex on the backswing. As Hightower stumbles back, Stank blocks one of the haymakers and uses the distraction to reverse positions before laying in with some big right hands of his own. He whips Alex out of the corner, and Alex barely misses Hightower as he slams into the far turnbuckles. Stank takes this opportunity to strip the top turnbuckle pad from the corner he's already in. Hightower admonishes him, but Stank just glares at the ref as he tosses the pad into the crowd (to more cheers than you'd expect). Stank goes over the the woozy Alex and hits a picture-perfect Fisherman's Suplex with a bridge (see what I did there?) 1....2...No, and Alex is able to roll the shoulder in time. Stank drags Alex to the corner, but Hightower stands between them and the exposed steel. Stank makes it clear that he’s going to slam Alex’s head into the steel even if he has to do it through the ref, but Alex elbows him in the solar plexus and breaks free. He immediately grabs Stank and slams his head into the steel - Hightower dances out of the way just in time.
Alex spins Stank around and starts firing punches, and Stank responds in kind. HOCKEY FIGHT! Somewhere, JW Westgaard just creamed his pants. Hightower tries to separate them, but he can't, and Stank takes Alex's head and SLAMS it into the exposed steel! Alex is busted wide open! Stank muscles up and grabs Alex around the waist, and in one dead-lift motion; crashes Alex's head onto the exposed turnbuckle! A quick camera shot shows that Alex is a bloody mess, and may not know where he is right now. He hooks Alex from behind, spins around and hits a German suplex – driving the back of Alex's head into the now bloody turnbuckle! He tries to roll it through into the Southern Comfort, but he can’t get it locked in and somehow Alex instinctively rolls free. Stank goes after the bloody and half-dead Alex; but runs right into an kick directly to the throat. Stank's windpipe swells up, and Alex has time to land a Codebreaker, before rolling (more like wobbling) to his feet. He grabs the stunned Stank’s arms – MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMP! He rolls Stank over and goes for a cover, but Stank stops that with a thumb to the eye. Stank sits up and nails Alex with a forearm. Alex responds with a wild punch to the nose. He grabs Stank, and then struggles and wills his way into the 27 different moves that make up DARK. DARLING. RISING! Alex hooks the leg. Forearm in the face....1...2...threNO! NO! NO! Stank rolls the shoulder and Alex collapses to the mat, bloody, beaten-up and dejected.
He pulls Stank to his feet, and puts Stank's hand around his own throat! It's time! Darling Driver try, but Stank is able to roll him up! 1...2...Alex reverses the rollup...1....2...Stank reverses by rolling through and locking on the SOUTHERN COMFORT! Alex is in huge trouble as the crowd tries to will him to the ropes. Alex is fading, fading...fading...and is somehow able to kick his foot out to barely touch the rope. Hightower calls for the break and Stank can't believe it! He gets right in Hightower's face, giving Alex the chance to gather himself. He summons what's left of his energy and charges at Stank; who saw him out of the corner of his eye and gets a BIG BOOT up in time for Alex to smash his bloody grill into it. Stank considers covering, but it looks like something's telling him he's going to need more to put Alex away...so he...goes to the top rope?
Stank carefully gets himself to a top rope, and slowwwwly turns himself out to the crowd. He takes a look at the still-unmoving Alex before closing his eyes, taking a deep breath...and HOLY SHIT A STANKSAULT! AND IT CONNECTS! The crowd goes absolutely silent after that piece of awesomeness. Stank hooks the leg with a big smile on his face as Hightower covers....1....2....thrNO! NO! Alex rolled the shoulder and Stank's jaw is just wide open. Stank immediately covers again, and AGAIN gets a long 2-count. ANOTHER cover, and ANOTHER 2-count. Stank loses control and smashes Alex's head over and over and over into the mat. Hightower gives him some leeway here, but Stank eventually is pulled off of Alex. Alex rolls out to the floor. Stank looks like he wants to fly again, and goes for a Slingshot Plancha...but Alex gets his feet up! Stank bounces off, holding his ribs, but he's up before Alex. He goes after Alex, but Alex quickly cuts down the distance and Hines Wards Himself at Stank's knees. Stank falls down in a heap as Alex slowly rolls into the ring.
Alex finds a corner and recovers in it, barely reacting as Stank gets back into the ring. He purposefully stalks over to Alex, who hits a Drop Toe Hold just as Stank got close. Stank's face smashes off the turnbuckle. Alex summons one last bit of energy to hit a Diamond Dallas Page Would Be Proud Diamond Cutter on the stunned Stank! Stank falls like a sack of potatoes to the mat. Alex eschews the cover, instead locking on the Darling Money Clip! Stank holds out, holds out, holds out, but he simply can't hold out any longer, and taps out! There's your decisive win, Alex!
WINNER in 43:16 by SUBMISSION...and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion....Alexander Darling!
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