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Post by mooseheadjack on Jun 13, 2008 17:51:47 GMT -5
(another big one, 2 parts)
MidWeek Mayhem Live! From Bonesteel, South Dakota
*The Rick's is sipping on whiskey in his office when Concrete TG comes in.*
CTG - I'm here, what do you want?
GMtR - Well, as I'm sure you're aware, you have a match coming up and Moosehead Jack is missing.
CTG - Yes, I'm very aware that someone kidnapped him.
GMtR - Well, we have a bit of a predicament here and I can only see one way around it.
CTG - And that is?
GMtR - You have to wrestle your match. It's been booked in such a way that there’s no way around it.
CTG - Have you even bothered trying to find Moose?
GMtR - I don't know if you've noticed Concrete, but I got a show to run here. A full roster of wrestlers. And you're all out of control! This kind of thing happens all the time here. If I were to investigate every disappearance from the roster, I wouldn't have time to book a card every week!
*CTG slams his hand on The Ricks desk.*
CTG - GODAMMIT!!! THIS IS A BAD SITUATION AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS!!! NILES IS BEHIND THIS AND YOU KNOW IT!!! AND YOU'RE NOT DOING A GODDAMN THING ABOUT IT!!!
*CTG storms out of the Ricks office.*
Ross: Folks welcome to OOWF MidWeek Mayhem, live from beautiful Bonesteel, South Dakota! We are only eleven days away from OOWF Hell On Earth! Razz: WE have one hell of a lineup tonight Ross, wall to wall action. All the titles defended, cage matches, strap matches, grudge matches, man this is gonna be crazy! Ross: The intensity has been ratcheted up a notch or two, everyone is gearing up for the big one year anniversary show, and quite honestly Razz, I cannot wait! Razz: Me either Ross. Let’s kick things off with yet another Mark Vander challenge! Ross: I am not sure what Vander is thinking, last week he confronted Donovan Viper and tried to stab him, then he just disappears for a week, from what I hear in the back, no one had any idea where he was all week! What is going through his head? Razz: I have no idea, all I know is he has eleven days to decide if he wants to run away, or stand and fight. Donovan Viper and Mark Vander will meet at the PPV, and if Vander is not 100% certain he wants the match, Donovan Viper will destroy him Ross: There is no amount of Vander challenges to prepare you if you are not certain you want to fight.
MARK VANDER vs. RUSS MOORE
Russ Moore comes out and tries to draw some cheap heat from the South Dakotan fans. “I’m from Deadwood City.” (crowd cheers) “And the only thing more dead than that place is this crappy town! Oh, and the Black Hills SUCK.” (crowd boos). Vander sprints to the ring and the crowd goes nuts, and the audience goes wild. Multiple rights from Vander followed by a pair of Irish whips and back body drops. Whip to the corner; Vander charges but eats a boot. Russ Moor bounds to the second rope and goes for a double-axe handle, but Vander kicks him in the stomach and power bombs him into the turnbuckle. That has to hurt. Stomps in the corner, then Vander picks him up and goes for a suplex. Blocked by Moore, who hits a suplex of his own. He grabs Vander’s hair and sends him into the ropes and misses a clothesline. Vander is there with a flying Jalapeno and calls for Russ Moore to get up. A standing Tornado DDT later and this one is academic. Another jobber down for Vander. WINNER in 2:57 Mark Vander
Ross: Well that was brief, I’m no doctor, but it certainly looks like Vander is one hundred percent Razz: I think I finally have to agree with you there Ross, if I were Vander I would now be all consumed with getting even with Donovan Viper. Ross: Next up we have the first match in the #1 contender’s mini tournament, Moosehead Jack and Concrete TG take on SoulDragon and Mercury for the right to face the winner of the Devil’s Brigade – Team From Down Under winner. Whoever wins that match gets a tag title shot next week! Razz: Well Ross, not to nitpick but actually its Concrete TG taking on SoulDragon and Mercury, where the hell is Moose? Ross: I have no idea, and I have no idea how on earth Concrete can possibly take on both men on his own Razz: Well, you know SoulDragon and Mercury are licking their chops at this one
MOOSEHEAD JACK & CONCRETE TG vs. SOULDRAGON & MERCURY(w/The Evil Wizard)
Moosehead Jack is nowhere to be seen, so Concrete sprints to the ring and attacks both men! Crete nails Mercury with a right, knocking him to the mat, Dragon tries to attack, but Concrete kicks him low and hits a t-bone suplex. SD slides out of the ring to the floor. Mercury tries a clothesline, but CTG ducks the move and grabs Mercury in a crucifix pinning position. Mercury is saved by Dragon just before the three count. SD stomps Concrete in the back of the head, stunning him for a moment. Double whip to the ropes, Concrete ducks the double clothesline and slides out of the ring. Mercury and SoulDragon give chase, as soon as they hit the outside floor, Concrete slides back in. Mercury jumps up on the apron, CTG knocks him back to the floor with a kick to the head. SoulDragon slides under the bottom rope and the two circle each other warily. They lock up and Concrete grabs an arm wringer, only to get staggered with a forearm to the jaw. SD hits the rope, Mercury hits a blind tag, Concrete catches the rebounding SD with a spine buster, but as he gets to his feet, Mercury charges in and destroys CTG with a super kick to the mouth. Concrete hits the mat hard; Mercury follows it up with a hard elbow drop to the sternum and a cover. Concrete kicks out at two, but he is now in trouble. SoulDragon keep CTG on the mat and give him a beating. A few times Concrete would fight out of the corner and dive to the other side expecting MHJ to be there to make the tag, but no Moose. The end nearly comes when SD and Merc rock CTG with kicks to the head, SD a ghetto blaster and Merc a spin kick to the face. Crete is able to get his foot on the ropes just as the ref counts three. SD and Merc think they have it won, but the ref waves it off. Irritated that he is able to somehow keep going, SoulDragon lifts Concrete for an Omen Driver, but CTG slides over his shoulder and drops SD with a Cement Mixer. Concrete is very slow to his feet, as he gets up Mercury nails him with a clothesline knocking him to the mat. The Evil Wizard distracts the referee and SD pulls CTG to his feet and holds him, pinning his arms behind his back. Mercury grabs Wizard’s scepter and climbs to the top rope. Merc leaps, but Concrete moves at the last second and Mercury slams the scepter across SD’s head. Dragon hits the mat, out cold. Mercury stands there stunned; Concrete grabs him and throws him out of the ring. Concrete picks up the scepter and slams it down on SD. The Evil Wizard is beside himself, so Concrete runs over and nails Wiz with a forearm to the side of the head that sends him flying off the apron. CTG covers an unconscious SD and the ref makes the three count. WINNER in 12:02 Concrete TG & Moosehead Jack
Meanwhile in the Rick's Office...
GMtR: [on the phone with someone] ... Yes I understand detective... Uh-huh... Well you can't really expect me to suspend 2 of my championships while you get to the bottom of this.... yes I understand that we're talking about possible murder here... yes I understand that we're treading on thin ice in the OOWF after the Semaj B. incident... No of course I don't want to be shut down... Fine. I understand detective. I'll cooperate for now, but I will be talking to our lawyers right away about this.
[hangs up the phone and looks up from his desk to see GimmmickMan standing in his doorway]
GM:...
GMtR: Yes? What do YOU want?
GM:...
tR: Oh so you overheard? well don't worry about your title match tonight - I managed to buy us a little time. Tonight's card is safe, but the PPV is in serious jeopardy. After their matches tonight 3PS and Firechild are to be suspended pending the investigation into the disappearance and suspected murder of Seraph.
GM:...
tR: Yeah it's a little shocking I know. But if I don't suspend them and turn them over to authorities at the end of tonight’s show they'll shut us down and then where would we be? Well at least those incriminating files are in Capellan's hands now...
GM:....
tR: What? Are you still here? Get the hell out of my office!
Ross: Well I gotta say I don’t envy GM the Rick in the least tonight, with Seraph and Moosehead Jack disappearing, police investigations, this is one crazy time for our fearless leader! Razz: If he isn’t careful the inmates will be running the asylum! Oh, and before we forget about it, what a hell of a win for Concrete TG! He is in the finals of the tournament all by himself! Now if Jack does show up, will he be able to compete in the final match? Ross: I have no idea Razz; I would assume so, but really who the hell knows at this moment Razz: Next up is the second half of the bracket; The Devil’s Brigade takes on The Team From Down Under in what should be a spectacular match Ross: This one is going to be brutal. These two teams have not faced off too often, so this should be a real treat for everyone, well everyone except Concrete TG I would think
THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER(w/Wally B. King)
GatorBait and Camby start, but I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know. Hammerlock sequence to start, Gator and Camby doing a few reversals until Gator hits a charging Camby with an arm drag. Another charge, another arm drag. Camby isn’t too smart tonight. Gator forces Camby into the corner with some fancy-schmancy martial arts kicks, and Camby has to get low to protect himself. Gator goes to grab Camby by the hair, but Harper sneaks in and eye poke and takes advantage for himself. A trio of chops thunders across the arena, as Camby connects violently with Gator’s chest. Irish whip to the opposite corner, immediately followed by a charging forearm smash. Arm wringer and the tag is made to Tommy O’Neil. O’Neil kicks Gator in the ribs after climbing in and then grabs the wringered arm, twisting it one more time and kicking Gator in the ribs again. Gator is down to one knee. A stomp to the back of the head and Gator is flat on his stomach, and O’Neil takes advantage with an elbow to Gator’s upper arm and then immediately applies a violent looking European arm bar. Gator in pain. The South Dakota crowd is feeling Dingoey and starts clapping to get Gator going. Gator fights off the pain after a minute and stands up, punching and chopping O’Neil a few times as he gets to his feet. A ninja-like roll causes Tommy to break the hold, and a belly-to-back suplex knocks both men down. Crowd is HOT. Tommy crawls to his corner, Gator to his, and they simultaneously tag their partners. Outback Jack enters and immediately unleashes some AUSTRALIAN VIOLENCE with some big time clotheslines to The Devil’s Brigade, followed by a big boot to O’Neill. Outback sends O’Neill into the corner, then whips his partner right into him. Charging shoulder block hurts both men, and O’Neil drops down and out of the ring. The two legal men are alone in there now. Irish whip and a flapjack to Camby. Outback attires to apply the Croc Hunter, but Camby quickly squirms to the ropes. Instead, Outback gives a German suplex with a bridge for a two-count. Jack floats over and hits a slingshot, then tries to bounce off the ropes and go for a Boomerang but is tripped up by that vile O’Neill. O’Neill pulls him out and beats on him on the entrance ramp. Camby rolls out and joins the fun. Gator decides to join the fun as he bounds off the ropes and leaps out over the ropes and hits a front flip body press, knocking everyone down! Crowd is going nuts. Everyone struggles to their feet. Outback and Gator trade punches with their opponents, and then Outback and Camby brawl back into the ring. Gator and O’Neill are fighting on the outside, when TWO MASKED MEN rush out and immediately start pummeling Gator. Gator tries to fight back, but it’s no use and eventually he’s put down with a double-spine buster on the ramp. This allows O’Neill to head back to the ring, where Outback has control. Meanwhile, the masked men jump up onto the ring apron and grab the attention of the ref. The ref, of course, runs over to the ropes and tries to kick them out. Behind his back, Camby has low-blowed Outback Down Under and this allows The Devil’s Brigade to hit a Violent (with a capital V) Triple Six. Outback’s head is crushed. The masked men oblige just in time for the ref to count Camby’s cover for the easy 1-2-3. WINNER in 16:34 The Devil’s Brigade
Ross: More masked men? How many masked men to we have running around this place anyway? This is out of control! Razz: Who? I mean, it could have been….I’ am not sure if it was…. Ross: Exactly Razz. Razz: Look all I know is that it is Concrete TG versus The Devil’s Brigade tonight and…. Ross: Good Lord! Concrete TG has to face The Devil’s Brigade on his own! That’s a massacre waiting to happen! I like Concrete and I respect his ability, but that is just suicide! You don’t think GM the Rick will really make him go through with the match do you? Razz: It sure seems that way it is hard to envision Concrete walking out of there with all his limbs intact. Where the hell is Moosehead Jack? Ross: Again, I have no idea, I do know if I were GM the Rick, I would be putting a little more pressure on Niles Anderson to produce Moose, take his title, suspend him, but dammit, he cannot let Concrete go into this match alone! Razz: Well we still have plenty of time, let’s see what happens. Ross: Indeed, I certainly hope Moose shows up, and that is a statement I never thought I would make. Razz, shifting gears, next up we have a match between two guys who have slipped under the radar a bit. We know Canadian Dragon is one of the top talents in the OOWF, what is surprising some is that Uncle Entity is matching him move for move Razz: It doesn’t surprise me in the least, I have been telling you Uncle Entity is one of the most accomplished wrestlers in the OOWF, you give him a shot at the Onslaught Title, and we very well could have a new champion, this should be a helluva match
CANADIAN DRAGON vs. UNCLE ENTITY(w/Jesse Garron)
Dragon and Entity circle then lock up. Dragon grabs an arm wringer and twist, Entity counters it with a stiff clothesline. Dragon shakes it off and springs back to his feet. CD charges, Entity side steps and sends him to the ropes, CD springs back and leap frogs Entity, Dragon hits the far ropes and rebounds with a cross body block, Entity rolls through and grabs a side head lock. Dragon quickly gets to his feet, lifts Entity for a belly to back suplex, but Entity slips over his shoulder and lands on his feet. In one fluid motion, CD jumps up, spins in the air and lands a kick to the side of Entity’s face that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Jesse Garron rushes over to Entity and helps him to his feet, from inside the ring Canadian Dragon hits the ropes and leaps over the top rope! Garron shoves Entity out of the way and eats the full force of CD’s plancha. CD drives Garron into the steel railing, Garron is out. CD slowly gets to his feet, when he does; Entity DESTROYS him with a clothesline and rolls him back into the ring. Entity slides into the ring after CD and covers him, Dragon is able to kick out at two, Entity covers him again, another kick out at two. Uncle Entity pulls him to his feet and whips Dragon to the corner, CD springs to the middle rope, then turns and leaps at a charging Entity. UE catches him in mid air and hits a sit down choke slam. Another cover gets another two count. UE pulls CD to his feet and locks on an abdominal stretch. CE won’t give up and after several minutes of agony turns it into a hip toss. UE gets back to his feet and grabs Dragon and tries a whip to the ropes, CD reverses it and catches UE with a drop kick to the mouth. Dragon covers but only gets a one count. Dragon keeps the match on the mat for the next several minutes working on Uncle Entity’s neck, softening him up for the Canadian Destroyer. The turning point of the match comes when Entity catches Dragon coming off the ropes and tries a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but CD reverses it into a hurracarana. Dragon waits for Entity to get to his feet then staggers him with a Dragon kick. Canadian Dragon grabs Uncle Entity and sets him up for the Canadian Destroyer, but before he can hit it, Entity reverses it into an Alabama Slam. CD’s brain is scrambled as his head slams off the mat. UE pulls CD to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, CD can’t turn in time and slams sternum first into the corner. UE does this twice more, after the last time, CD is left lying on the canvas gasping for breath. Uncle Entity pulls CD to a sitting position and locks him into the crucifix. CD tries to fight it, he tries to reach the ropes, but the damage has been done. After several minutes of torture, Canadian Dragon is forced to tap. WINNER in 13:47 Uncle Entity
Ross: Now there is something you don’t see very often, Canadian Dragon was forced to submit! Razz: That was a smart game plan by Entity; he picked the chest to work on and got the submission. Ross have you ever bruised your sternum? Ross: No I have not Razz: Hurts like hell, Dragon is gonna have a helluva time breathing and moving around for the next few days. Ross: I don’t envy his position in the least. I also don’t envy anyone who gets between Phil and Beast when these two collide. That is simply an enormous amount of size and strength clashing in the ring Razz: It sure is, and these two have faced each other several times, and to be honest, I still can’t tell you who the better man is. They have split their matches; no one has been able to keep a decisive advantage. Tonight, the word from the back is this will be a falls count anywhere match! Who would you say has the advantage in this? Ross: I wouldn’t even venture a guess; they have both pulled off some amazing wins and even more amazing moves. This sure isn’t ballet, it is brutal but in its own way it is as entertaining as the Onslaught division
PHIL vs. BEAST – Falls Count Anywhere
It’s a slobber knocker from the onset as the two behemoths lay into one another with brutal punches. Beast sneaks in a boot to the gut and a hard Irish Whip to the corner. Phil staggers out right into a delayed Military Press. Beast casually walks to the ropes and hurls Beast out the ring. On the outside, Beast whips Phil hard into the railing, but a follow up charge is ducked and Phil back body drops him into the laps of several appreciative females (wait, female fans?) Phil and Beast brawl through the crowd until Phil over head suplexes Beast back to ring side. They brawl some more, and Beast regains the advantage with a t.v. monitor to the side of the head. Two more shots and Phil has officially taken a trip down Dream Street. Beast picks up the massive Phil and rams him into the steel post four times before slamming him rudely to the floor. Beast takes a moment to taunt Phil and listen to some tunes while pinning him with one foot. Phil fights back and nearly damages the precious portable multi-media device, his concern for which leads him to taking a huge power bomb through the announce table. But those magical robotic pirate space invader thingies are a tough lot and he manages to kick out at 2 and .99999999 of a second, calculated perfectly by his advanced mind. Phil gains a momentary advantages after a Pirate Booty Bomb~!!! that somehow only gets a two count. More slobber/blood/other bodily fluid knocking action and Beast staggers Phil with a big boot. Beast plays with the I Parrot for a moment but is blindsided by Phil. Swinging neck breaker on the floor and Phil signals for the end. Pulling Beast onto another announce table (possibly Spanish, but everyone’s cleared out, so we’re not certain) and Razz and Ross comment from a safe distance about how the table is supporting over seven hundred pounds of hoss. As Phil sets up the Undead Astro Plunder Buster, his favorite song begins to play. So moved by the words, Phil zones out, his turbo engines still ignited. Beast maneuvers him onto his shoulder and with the aid of the boosters, plunges Phil through the table and into the floor for the decisive three count. WINNER in 23:39 Beast
Ross: Not the prettiest match I have ever seen, but a good win for Beast Razz: It was a nice win, but once again I have to wonder if it actually settled anything? These two have proved that they can beat the hell out of each other and come back for more the next week what is it gonna take for these two to actually settle things between them? Ross: I have no idea Razz; there is no telling what either of them can come up with. Our next match should provide stark contrast to the Phil – Best match, Hellion and Eric O’Mac can do some things in that ring, and from what I understand this is an Onslaught Rules match, so I am expecting some great things in this one Razz: It is interesting Ross, Eric and Hellion can both brawl with the best of them, will they be able to turn that instinct off and wrestle a clean match? It is not as easy as one would think, and one wrong move here and that is the match Ross: I certainly hope they can resist the temptation to throw down and grab chairs or whatever they can get their hands on.
ERIC O’MAC vs. HELLION
The match kicks of with some great counter vs. counter chain wrestling . . . each time Hellion or Eric thinks they are gaining the upper hand the other comes back with something more - the action doesn't pause for a full 5 minutes when Hellion runs the ropes but gets absolutely flattened by a spear from Eric. Eric takes a moment to gather himself and then throws style to the wind and simply begins to stomp on Hellions head, blasting him with repeated kicks. Hellion has no choice but to roll out of the ring. While Hellion is collecting himself on the outside Eric O'Mac springs over the ropes, hitting him with a corkscrew plancha and the pair crash to the floor together. The ref runs to the outside to check on them and Eric makes it to his feet first, rolling back into the ring . . . he runs the ropes again and attempts to baseball slide into Hellion but he just sees him coming and ducks, grabs Eric’s legs, stands up and hits him with a face first Alabama Slam onto the floor - Eric's nose simply explodes as he has no chance to even try and protect himself. Hellion picks Eric up and drives his already crimson face into the ring steps and then throws him back into the ring. Eric staggers back to his feet as Hellion rolls under the ropes . . . as Hellion approaches, with a grin on his face knowing that he's got this one in the bag, Eric whips around and smashes Hellion clean in the face with a spinning heel kick. Hellion is caught totally off guard and crashes to the mat, now also wearing the crimson mask. Eric stands over Hellion and screams 'let's see how you like it BITCH!! With that the pair both lose the plot and any semblance of wrestling moves and just go at each other, exchanging crashing punches and kicks. The end finally comes after Hellion has Eric backed into a corner and lifts him onto the second rope - before Hellion can climb up, Eric grabs him around the head and hits him with a massive Tornado DDT. With Hellion down in the dead center of the ring, Eric O'Mac springs onto the top turnbuckle and hits Hellion with the a majestic Mac Attack . . . he rolls over onto Hellions battered body and scores the 1 ,2 ,3 WINNER in 25:25 – Eric O’Mac
<We cut to the boiler room where MHJ is still chained up>
Moosehead Jack is still chained to a pipe when he comes too. He surveys the scene as best he can. It's apparent to him that no one else is there. He begins to struggle with the chains. All of a sudden, the pipe he's chained to comes loose. MHJ manages to free himself, but still remains in chains. He examines himself and sees the brand Niles left on him.*
MHJ - You son of a bitch, you're gonna get what’s coming to you.
*With that, MHJ goes and hides in a corner.*
Ross: MAH GAWD! It appears that Moosehead Jack is free, but where IS he? Razz: I have no idea Ross, in a boiler room somewhere I guess, is it here? In Saskatoon? Who knows? Ross: Once again, before we get side tracked, that was quite the victory by Eric O’Mac tonight. I think the Onslaught style suits him very well Razz: It seems to fit him well, I am looking forward to him tangling with Thim Reynolds and Canadian Dragon again, should be some excellent matches Ross: Speaking of Hellion, his former tag team partner is gunning for the Intercontinental title currently held by Blackdragon Razz: He is, but tonight he has a big road block in front of him, Mr. Jealous! This guy is crazy strong, mean, and quick tempered! What a violent combination Ross: He is certainly not someone that I would go out of my way to antagonize, that’s for sure, Corax has his work cut out for him, but I believe he is certainly up for the task
CORAX vs. MR. JEALOUS
Mr. J overpowers Corax to start and hammers on him in the corner, into a monster backdrop. Snap suplex, but Corax slugs back and elbows Jealous out of the corner. Mr. Jealous knees Corax down and blocks a kick into a spinning power bomb. An overhead suplexes gets two. Jealous goes for a clothesline, but Corax trips him up. Corax grabs a leg and wraps it around the posts. Corax gets back in the ring and clips Jealous, then locks on an STF. Jealous powers out, so Corax rams the knee into the mat and goes back to work on it while Jealous tries to fight him off. Corax goes for what looks like a Nagatalock, but Mr.J fights him off again. And again. Corax keeps coming, and it costs him, as he walks into a belly-to-belly. Mr. Jealous tries a suplex, but Corax counters with a head scissors and dropkicks the knee again. Corax locks on a figure-four but Mr.J makes the ropes. Corax goes right back to the knee and goes into a half-crab now, and another STF. Jealous powers out again. Mr. Jealous comes back with another German suplex, as the power v. technical battle continues, and Corax walks into a spine buster. That gets two for Jealous. Mr. J goes to the chicken wing on the mat, into a sleeper, but Corax powers him into the corner to break, but misses the missile dropkick. Mr. Jealous locks on a headlock, but Corax fights up and head butts out, then smartly dropkicks the knee again and takes Jealous down with a head scissors. Mr. J misses a charge as Corax ducks, but Mr. J comes off the ropes and nails Corax with his Monster finisher for the pin! WINNER in 12:01 Mr. Jealous
Ross: The power of that man is just frightening! If he can actually keep that rage under control for any length of time, this is a very, very dangerous man Razz: No question there Ross, the problem is, he hasn’t been able to control his rage, how many times have we seen him lose a match because he just snapped? Far too many Ross: I think the man has a world of talent, but if he doesn’t control that rage, he will never be able to keep a title in the OOWF Razz: I will tell you a couple of guys that are certainly world title contenders are wCw; those guys are two of the premier tag team specialists in the OOWF! Ross: And let’s not take anything away from Dr. Murder and Mikey Styner either, they have really jelled as a team as of late, they hold a win over wCw to boot Razz: And there are not many teams that can say that either. It will be interesting to see how wCw rebounds from a loss, they haven’t had to endure too many of them
wCw vs. DR. MURDER & MIKEY STYNER(w/The Evil Wizard)
These two teams are fighting before the match even start as the Wizard’s boys jump JW and Tommy on their way to the ring. They brawl down the ramp until Styner press slams wilder over the top rope into the ring. JW into the ring quickly and nails Styner with a yakuza kick to Styner as he’s climbing into the ring. Styner is on the ground and DM is checking on him. Wilder bounces off the ropes and nails both men with a suicide dive over the top rope. Wilder grabs DM and throws him into the ring. JW hits him with a leg drop and covers, DM kicks out at 2. Both men up and are trading punches. Wilder climbs to his corner and Styner get his massive hulk to his. JW catches a poke in the eye and DM hits him with a low blow and tags in Styner and both of them put the boots to JW. Wilder breaks it up and the all four men begin to brawl. When the ref finally regains control of the match we’ve got Wilder vs. Styner in the ring DM on the floor and JW waiting for a tag. Wilder buzzes around Styner like a gnat. Nailing him with a hit & run attack of stiff kicks. Styner Irish whips Wilder into the corner, Styner tags in DM and Styner holds TW while DM gets a running start and goes for a big boot to the face. TW ducks the boot and DM nails Styner who falls to the mat in to middle of the ring. JW with a cross check to DM that sends him out of the ring. Styner is laying in the middle of the ring and Tommy looks at JW and smiles, JW gets a big grin on his face and we can see him say “you’ve gotta be kidding me” with that JW climbs to the top of one turnbuckle and Wilder scampers to the top of another turn. Buckle. JW nails Styner with a Randy Savage flying elbow and wilder launches himself into a full twisting moonsault. After the full impact. Wilder covers for the 1,2,3. as JW keeps DM from breaking the count. WINNER in 8:25, wCw
Ross: Another nice win by wCw, I just have to wonder when these guys are going to get a title shot? They have a stellar record, they have beaten many of the teams in OOWF, and for some reason it certainly seems as though 3Piece Set is ducking them, I can’t understand it! Razz: Well, they have a stellar record, and they have beaten most of the teams in OOWF, I think you explained it pretty well right there Ross. Ross: It’s a damn shame, they are a worthy team, they deserve their shots. I hope it happens sooner rather than later, I wish they had had a chance to compete in the #1 contenders tournament tonight. Razz: Ross, Thim Reynolds and Capellan have been after each other since Thim put Capellan on the shelf. So far we have seen a taxi stomp match, and electro shock match, and now tonight, we get a two of three falls match, the winner gets a title shot at Hell on Earth! I gotta say, that is not what I expected from them Ross: I know what you mean, instead of escalating the violence to a Hell in the Cell or something along those lines, I have to give Capellan credit for going back to the spirit of the Onslaught division and asking for a wrestling match Razz: And this should be a good one too, these two are very familiar with each others styles, should be a tight contest
THIM REYNOLDS vs. CAPELLAN – 2of 3 falls, winner gets a shot at Hell on Earth
We start this contest off with a tried and true collar and elbow tie up. TR forces Capellan into the corner and breaks cleanly. Another lock up leads to some crisp mat work from TR but Capellan manages to counter out of a hammer lock with a jumping snap mare and follows up with a drop kick to the back of the head. Pace quickens as Capellan hits a series of arm drags followed by a huge back body drop and standing moonsault for 2. TR regains the advantage by blocking a head scissors into a face buster for his first two count. TR controls with piston like forearm shots to the face and follows with a rude knee to the side of the head. Snap mare out of the corner and a stiff kick to the back lead to another TR two count. TR pulls him up, but Capellan fires back with some back elbows. TR simply pulls him back down hard by the head and hits a leg drop for another 2. TR reaches down and gets cradled for 2, misses a follow up clothesline, and eats a twisting enziguri to the face for a Capellan 2 count. Capellan goes on the offensive for a moment but TR breaks that up with a well time clothesline. TR attempts some type of slam, but Capellan counters into a roll up. Unfortunately for him, TR manages to continue rolling through and slaps on the Reflex O Lock~!!! Capellan fights it while Razz comments he should just give up and make it up in the next fall. On the verge of unconsciousness, Capellan taps out and THIM REYNOLDS GOES UP 1-0. Standard ref ten count follows before he allows TR to attack. TR immediately goes back to the ankle, but Capellan has the presence of mind to roll through with it. TR caught up in the ropes and Capellan sends him flying to the outside with a dropkick to the back. Twisting no hands plancha to the outside connects. Capellan rolls in to break the count and then pulls TR to his feet. He half drags TR, but TR shoves him towards the apron. Capellan leaps onto the apron and attempts an Asai Moonsault, but TR side steps it. Capellan favors the ankle for a moment before TR levels him with a clothesline. He throws Capellan’s limp body into then hits a double arm DDT for two. Another attempt at the ankle lock, but Capellan kicks him in the face, kips up on one leg and nails TR with a diving/falling lariat. Rope assisted super kick puts TR down for 2. Capellan feeling it and scoop slams TR. He shakes off the ankle and climbs to the turnbuckles. TR meets him half way and nails him right in the ankle. TR sets him back on the ropes, this time facing the crowd and attempts the Full Spinal Alignment~!!! Capellan manages to fight out of it with back elbows, but TR is determined and jumps right back up to pound on his back. He is determined to kill Capellan with a German suplex from the top rope. Capellan manages to elbow free once more, but this time is able to turn back around and boot a charging TR in the face. Leaping from the turnbuckles, Capellan connects with a brutal diving DDT and TIES THE SCORE AT 1-1. Requisite 10 count and TR immediately rolls out to buy some more time. Capellan does not take too kindly to that and launches himself over the top rope with a plancha. Mounted punches to the side of the head as TR covers up. Ref is up to six and Capellan rolls in. TR staggers away. Capellan turns him around and TR levels him with a haymaker. Capellan fires back and they brawl around ring until Capellan eats steel post on a reversal. Capellan makes it back in the ring at nine and they brawl some more. The ref tries to intervene and they both take turns shoving him away. He threatens with a DQ but the fury is uncontrollable and the ref gets caught up in their skirmish. Battered and bruised, the ref calls for the bell even as the two continue their all out assault on one another. WINNERS – Draw, at 44:08 each man won one fall
Ross: So what does THAT settle? Neither man won. What is going on around here, that was a classic, then it appeared that both men snapped! Razz: That is hard to explain, I mean either could have won it, but neither did, it will be interesting to see what GM the Rick does. Ross: Now we move on to something that no doubt will be horrifying. You talk about escalating violence, it doesn’t get much more violent than a Sioux Warrior Strap Match, this is going to be a bloodbath Razz: I was involved in ONE Sioux Warrior Strap Match, back in Japan, took me MONTHS to recover from it. And my opponent and I didn’t have nearly the hate that Johnny, AA and Endo and Morte have for each other, this, literally, could change their careers Ross: I am honestly shocked that Johnny would agree to this match, normally this man has a case of the limber tail unlike anyone I have ever seen, for him to agree to a match this brutal is unbelievable Razz: Well, to be fair, he DID try and get out of it, but GM the Rick shot him down Ross: Well once the bell rings, there is no escape for any of them
JOHNNY ADRENALINE & ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. THE ESTABLISHMENT – Sioux Warrior Strap Match
The three and a half foot strap hangs high from a pole in a neutral corner. Once a participant climbs up and grabs it, the strap is free to use. Morte is too quick for AA, countering every hold AA tries. So AA tags in Johnny. JA tries his hand, and Morte wiggles free of a full nelson, so Johnny sprints toward the corner, and Endo decks him before he can climb. Morte rolls Johnny up for two, as AA yells something about the match not ending until the strap comes into play. JA gains the advantage by going to the eyes, and he tags in AA. Morte reverses an Irish whip and takes AA down with a dropkick. Tag to Endo, and he pounds AA in the corner. Ten shots to the turnbuckle and AA falls backward. Leg drop and that gets two. Now Johnny talks some trash and points up at the strap. Tag back to Morte, and he locks a crazy surfboard on AA. Johnny slowly walks down the apron and tries to grab the strap, but Endo runs down and knocks him to the floor. AA makes the ropes, then goes back to the corner to tag, but JA's on the floor. The Chickenshit Heels discuss strategy on the floor, and they both rush the pole. Endo slams AA back into the ring, and Morte brings Johnny in with a top rope hurricanrana. Guillotine leg drop for AA, and Johnny makes the save. Endo's back in and the ref loses all control as the match breaks down into Texas Tornado rules. Johnny tosses Morte over the top, and AA hits a spine buster on Endo. JA climbs the turnbuckle, but can't reach the strap. AA gives it a go, but is also unsuccessful. Endo with a hip toss on Johnny, but AA comes off with a double axe handle. Morte slides back in and stomps at AA. Rocket launcher onto Johnny and Morte covers for two. Johnny backdrops Morte over the top, as Endo and AA apply THE CLAW to each other at the same time. Johnny breaks that up with a German suplex to Endo. And Johnny climbs again. This time, AA puts him on his shoulders and they climb up. Johnny gets a hold of the strap, but Endo comes from behind and power bombs BOTH of them off. Endo climbs and the strap is just out of everyone's reach. But Morte runs in, jumps off Johnny's back, AA's shoulders, lunges for the strap and grabs it! Endo catches him, and the whipping is ON! AA takes one shot, and bails to the floor, grabbing Razz's water at ringside and pours it on his back to relieve the swelling from the one shot. Meanwhile, Morte whips the hell out of Johnny. JA tries to bail to the floor, but Endo takes the strap and wraps it around his neck and brings him back in. Death Valley Driver for Adrenaline, but AA breaks up the pin. Endo lights into AA, but Johnny dumps Morte out. Johnny takes the strap from Endo and lets him have it. But Morte's break that up with a springboard dropkick. Morte tries a hurricanrana on AA, but AA flattens him with a power bomb. Endo takes the strap back from Johnny, but AA brings another strap in from somewhere outside and lights into Endo. JA and AA whip both guys, and AA chokes out Morte with his strap and hangs him over the top rope. Endo fights valiantly, but Johnny hits a strap-assisted ADRENALINE RUSH and AA gets the pin. WINNERS in 13:04: Attitude Adjuster and Johnny Adrenaline
Razz: You have to give the devils their due, Johnny and AA pulled one out! Ross: There is probably no one more stunned than I am about this, I didn’t think they had it in them, at all. This was one hell of a victory for them, and one neither team will soon forget I would think Razz: You think UnderDawg or Donovan Viper will forget about a cage match Ross: Not likely, these two have a deep hatred for one another that stems from Donovan Viper leaving the Ministry and joining with The Devil’s Brigade. This feud has simmered for months, and now has boiled over in unthinkable hatred Razz: Last week it was a street fight, we saw UnderDawg win that one, but I gotta ask, what is up with the ninja? Ross: I have no idea there, I don’t know who it is or why she is helping Donovan Viper, for that matter, where is Missy? With Moose missing, and Seraph missing, it seems that we have forgotten about Missy, what has this scoundrel Donovan Viper done with her? Razz: good question Ross, but one that I am willing to bet won’t have an answer after tonight
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UNDERDAWG vs. DONOVAN VIPER – Steel Cage MatchPin fall, submission, or escape the cage. DV makes a beeline for the door as the bell sounds, but UD grabs him from behind. Dogbones for DV in the corner as UD stiffs him to hell. Dawg sends Viper to all four sides of the cage and Viper's bleeding a mere 30 seconds into the match. UD chokes him out with the ropes, then drops him with Snake Eyes. Viper stumbles around the ring and walks into a goozle, but Viper kicks the knee to break that up. Viper grabs the leg, but UD busts out the work rate with an enziguri! Viper tries to flee again, and UD drags him back in and drops some elbows. Cover gets only one. Viper punches out of the corner and gets a neck breaker. Viper tries climbing out, but UD yanks him down by the leg, crotching him on the top rope. Dawg is selling nothing here. Big clothesline for Viper and it's time to go to DAWG SCHOOL~! UD looks for the Fireplug Driver, but DV elbows out and shoves Dawg into the corner. Viper goes up for some punching, but UD comes out for a power bomb, and Viper counters that with a Frankensteiner. DV stomps away while he has the opportunity. He takes UD to the corner and kicks away, and ties him in the ropes. UD frees himself easily though and stops Viper from escaping. Viper kicks the knee again, then clips it. He tries a figure four, but UD kicks him away. But DV comes right back and kicks the knee again. Shin breaker, and he puts UD in the tree of woe and kicks at the knee. Viper then realizes that he placed UD in the corner by the door and that he'll have to climb out. DV climbs the other side, and UD gets free again. Viper straddles the top of the cage, and UD grabs his leg. Dawg hip tosses Viper off the top of the cage, and DV lands HARD! But UD can't put enough weight on his knee to climb up and over, so he goes for the door, but Viper trips him up with his feet. DV lunges for the door, but UD pulls him back and they slug it out on the mat. UD winds up with a Dragon sleeper, and Viper counters with a backdrop. Viper goes to walk out the door, but Dawg grabs him again. Viper looks for the Sidewinder, but UD counters into DAWGMISSION~! Viper fights it like a madman, and in desperation, takes a blind kick backwards and hits UD in the jewels. DV hits a DDT and lines UD up for the Death Elbow. But Dawg sidesteps him, and Viper hits the cage. UD hits the choke slam on the rebound, knee buckling as he brings Viper down. UD makes the cover, and Viper kicks out. More dogbones for Viper and a big boot. UD signals for the end and goes for the Fireplug Driver, but the knee buckles again and Viper lands on top. One, two... and UD kicks out. DV's up and looks for the Sidewinder again, and again, UD blocks, this time with a choke slam. But Viper kicks the knee again to break and slaps on the figure four. UD makes the ropes, but it's no DQ, so Viper doesn't have to break. UD pulls himself along the ropes toward the door and pulls himself out the door! Dawg keeps pulling and he brings Viper out the door as well. However, Viper holds UD on the steps, breaks the hold, and rolls off to the floor himself before UD can get his feet down. Viper staggers to the back as the bell sounds as UD can't believe it. WINNER in 18:40: Donovan Viper Ross: Donovan Viper just stole a victory from UnderDawg! Razz: That was BRILLIANT! C’mon Ross, you gotta admit that was smart as hell! Ross: It may have been smart, but it was sneaky, and Donovan Viper should not have won that match, I hope he is happy with himself Razz: You know damn well he is! Ross: Well if he can live will ill begotten wins then that is his cross to bear Razz: What? Ross: Razz, over the last six weeks Chris Alt and Hardbody Harris have given us six of the most breath taking, spectacular matches that I have ever seen in the OOWF. Tonight, all that culminates, one of these two men is going to get a shot at the World title at hell on Earth, who do you got? Razz: Man, I have no idea, Hardbody Harris had all the momentum to start, but Chris Alt has shown the heart of a champion to come back and even up the series, I am gonna go with Harris by a whisker, he has the edge in experience and big matches Ross: I think that is as good a reason as you will get, but I am gonna go with Chris Alt on this one. Alt has shown the heart of a champion in coming back to even this up, he could have quit when he was down 3-1, but he fought on and won. I think his momentum will carry him to victory tonight
CHRIS ALT vs. HARDBODY HARRIS – Best of Seven Series – Match 7Handshake between the two to start. They circle each other looking for the opening they need. Lock up, Alt pushes Harris back into a corner, the ref calls for the clean break, and gets it. Lock up again, Harris grabs a side head lock and takes Alt over and to the mat. Alt slips out of it and locks Harris into a head scissors, Harris slides out of that, grabs the side head lock again, Alt slips out reversing it to a hammerlock, Harris powers up to his feet, flips over Alt’s shoulder and grabs a hammer lock of his own, Alt makes it to the ropes and we get another clean break. Both men meet in the middle of the ring again, another hand shake of mutual respect and we are off again. The two set the tempo and settle into a steady match. Lots of chain wrestling and reversals, both are very cautious not to make a mistake and lose the match. Alt gets the first near fall, catching Harris charging into the corner with a boot to the face, then taking him down with a belly to belly suplex. Harris is able to kick out at 2 though. Harris stays on the defensive for awhile, managing to somehow slip out of a Chris Alt top rope superplex, and even getting his foot on the ropes after a Styles Clash. Harris turns the tide to his favor when he accidentally low bridges Alt and Alt goes flying to the outside. Alt tries a sunset flip into the ring but Harris rolls through it and locks on the sharpshooter! Alt is trapped in the middle of the ring and screams in agony. There is no way Alt can make it to the ropes, so he slowly pulls back on Harris’ leg. After several minutes of torturous agony, Chris Alt REVERSES the sharpshooter! Harris falls to the mat, and easily makes it to the ropes. Alt holds the sharpshooter until the ref hits four, then finally breaks the hold. The back and forth action continues, fantastic action, neither man is able to maintain an advantage. We have seen damn near every move, countermove, pinning combination and counter to that, and still neither man has been able to keep the other one down. Finally we are Eighty-Five minutes into the match and Alt and Harris are both perched on the top rope. They are both using their last bits of remaining strength to stay on the top and to try and finish the other off. Harris grabs Alt’s head and nails him with a series of head buts to the face. Alt reels and almost falls from the top rope. Harris grabs him and is he? HE IS! Harris is trying to set him up for a TOP ROPE TO BE EDITED IN LATER! This will certainly end the match! BUT WAIT! Alt is fighting it! Alt holds on, they are both going to lose their balance and slam to the mat! Harris tries it again, but Alt slips out of it and HITS A TOP ROPE ALT-OMIC BOMB! Oh. MY. GOD! Both men hit the mat hard! They are both out! The crowd sits stunned for a moment, then the place erupts! Neither man is moving and the ref begins the ten count. As the ref hits five, the lights flicker, then blink off, they flicker a few times and then the arena is cast into darkness. Seconds later the lights come back on and there are three masked men in the ring! What the hell? Two of the masked men pull Harris to his feet and the third slams him in the face with a chair. They then pull Alt up and he gets the same treatment! The masked men stand in the middle of the ring and slowly unmask – it is Niles Anderson, Johnny Adrenaline and Attitude Adjuster! The ref calls for the bell WINNER – No contest in 89:16 Johnny hits the Adrenaline Rush on Chris Alt and Attitude Adjuster slaps the claw on Hardbody Harris. Niles leaves the ring and grabs his world title and comes back. Johnny pulls Alt up and Niles slams Alt between the eyes with the title, busting him wide open. AA pulls Harris up and Harris gets the belt between the eyes as well. Niles gets a Sioux Warrior strap from AA and whips the helpless Harris and Alt. After several minutes of a horrendous beating, Niles grabs Harris by the head and forces him to look at the blood covered title; Niles is screaming how neither of them will EVER win his title. Another world title shot to the face for both of them and Niles and his crew leave the ring, showered with garbage and boos. Ross: THAT DIRTY SON OF A BITCH! Damn NILES ANDERSON, DAMN HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL! He ruined one of the greatest matches, not just in OOWF history, but in the history of professional wrestling! Razz: And what does this mean for the title match? Neither man gets a shot I suppose! Ross: What? Razz: There was no winner; there is no number one contender! Niles wins! Ross: This cannot be happening; Johnny, Niles and AA were the masked men ALL ALONG! They are behind all the attacks that we have seen in the last few months! They should all be suspended! Niles should be stripped of his title! This is an outrage! Razz: Calm down there Ross before you have a coronary or something. Look, let GM the Rick deal with this, you know he is going to be beside himself with rage over this Ross: I fear there is so much going on right now that The Rick will let this one slide, I mean look at what has happened in the Onslaught Division, GimmickMan has received not one, but TWO Onslaught title matches in the last two weeks, all this despite not actually winning a match in over two months! Razz: Well I can explain that Ross, see the champion can name a challenger to the title when there is not an obvious contender immediately available. With Canadian Dragon fighting Uncle Entity, that leaves GimmickMan as the highest ranked contender, so in a way, Firechild is using a loop hole that is pretty smart of him Ross: It may be within his rights, but it stinks, it is a pore example for a champion to set and it devalues the title Razz: well ok Mr. Grumpypants, let’s go to the ring
FIRECHILD vs. GIMMICKMAN – Onslaught Championship MatchFC to the ring first and GimmickMan second. As GM is about to get to the ring, FC distracts the ref, complaining about a loose turnbuckle pad. As the distraction continues 3Piece Set comes and Nails GM with a full on running conchairto. GM’s brains are scrambled. Cole rolls GM into the ring. FC runs over and picks up GimmickMan and yells at the ref who sees both men in the ring, and rings the bell FC falls on his back pulling the unconscious GM on top of him. The ref looks puzzled but starts the count; FC kicks out at 2 and reverses into a cover of his own. The ref starts the count but FC pulls up GM’s shoulder at 2. FC puts himself in a standard arm bar a begins to scream like he’s in pain. For a good 45 seconds, this goes on finally FC “breaks free’ kicks GM in the head. Outside the ring, Ax and Cole are applauding FC’s “effort” and laughing. FC scoops GM up for a slam, but then loses his balance and falls backward. The ref makes another two count; FC somehow escapes and rolls to the outside. Outside the ring he throws a tantrum and acts like he is going to take a hike to the back. Ax and Cole stop him and try to convince him to get back into the ring. The whole time, GM is not moving; the ref tries to revive him, just as he is about to call for the bell, Firechild rushes into the ring and locks on the D-Tuner. GimmickMan, is obviously unconscious still and the ref rings the bell. WINNER by submission at 2:30, Firechild After the match, Ax and Cole hit the ring and help Firechild to his feet. FC clutches at his title and acts as though he had just gone 90 minutes. After a few seconds of this the trio break out in laughter, get in a few kicks on the prone GM and leave the ring Ross: That was just disgusting. Completely sickening. I’ll bet 3Piece Set are really proud of themselves right now, they are certainly big shots around here Razz: You know Ross, there are not many things that really annoy me, this is one of them, let’s just move along before I really get pissed. Ross: Fair enough. Razz, I try to be impartial here, I try my best, but after what Niles has done in the last few weeks, I am not ashamed to say that I hope Microplay kicks the snot out of Niles Anderson and takes his title Razz: Man, come on Ross, pull it together, it’s not like he kidnapped anyon….well, ok he did that, it’s not like he jumped someone and beat the…..ok yeah he did that too. Ok it’s not like he actually killed anyone Ross: Semaj Razz: That is just speculation, but….man, it is kinda tough to root for this guy
NILES ANDERSON vs. MICROPLAY(w/The Evil Wizard) – Steel Cage OOWF Heavyweight Title MatchMP uses the ropes to stretch out as NA slowly makes his way through the door. Outside ref locks the door shut and the bell is rung. The two men circle one another for a moment before locking up. NA controls with a tight side head lock. MP maneuvers towards the ropes and punches free. He introduces NA to the cage and it’s all MP for the next few minutes culminating with a hot shot into the ropes and a big boot to the back of the head. MP rakes his head against the cage and NA is bleeding. MP roughs him up a little more before ascending the top rope. NA stirs, so MP gets down, only to be met with a low blow and NA takes over on offense for a while, sending MP into the cage on all four sides before launching him into the cage with a running power bomb. MP is trapped between the ropes and the cage so NA baseball slides his face into the cage. He pulls him out and MP is now a bloody mess as well. Count only gets two and NA unloads with punches to the face before getting another two count. MP finally fights back and they two trade pin fall attempts until NA counters into a Precision Incision~!!! in an attempt to keep MP’s shoulders down for the three. MP fights it and finally removes NA’s foot from his groin. NA tries to press his advantage, but MP kicks him in the nuts and follows up with an inverted atomic drop. NA begs off, but MP puts the boots to him. Evil Wizard cheers Microplay on from ringside. MP brutalizes NA for a few more minutes before sitting him on the top rope and drop kicking NA’s head into the support beam. He pulls NA down and goes up top. EW tells him to take it a step higher and MP smiles before climbing to the top of the cage. NA is not moving as MP signals to the crowd. As EW cheers him on, he’s blindsided by a nine iron to the back of the skull. AA wrestles the key from the ref as MP takes flight and connects with the Elbow from up top. The impact jars him as well, so it takes a moment to make the pin fall attempt. When he does however, JA pulls him off as AA locks the door behind them. The rest of EW’s stable limps to the ring. Mercury is noticeably bleeding. The triple team on MP goes unchecked as EW’s gang try to unlock the door. Adrenaline Rush~!!! Attitude Adjustment. AA holds MP up as NA talks trash to MP and slaps him before finishing the match with a STEED DT~!!! WINNER in 26:44 and STILL OOWF World Champion – Niles Anderson *After his hard fought match against Microplay, Niles flees the ring. Leaving Johnny and AA to deal with The Evil Wizard’s crew. They hold their own for a moment, then scurry over the top of the cage when The Establishment makes their way to the ring with Sioux Warrior Straps. The Invisible Ninja Cameraman follows Niles through the corridors and into the bowels of the Bonesteel Sports Pavilion. Niles comes to the boiler room and walks in to visit his new acquisition.*
Niles - Oh Moosey, I'm home! I got something new I want to try.
*He gets to where he had Moosehead Jack chained up and sees the broken pipe. A look of horror crosses his face.*
Niles - Oh shit.
- Oh, it's much worse than you think!
*Niles turns just in time to see MHJ whip him across the face with his chains. Niles falls to the ground as MHJ continues to whale on him with the heavy metal chains. When it is clear Niles is unconscious, MHJ gets a satisfied look on his face.*
MHJ - You're lucky I have a match to get to, we'll finish this later.
*MHJ runs out of the boiler room leaving Niles in a bloody heap.***** <The Devil’s Brigade walk into GM the Rick’s office, no knocking, they just stroll right in>
GMtR: What the hell do you two want? Jesus! Is everyone going to come in here tonight? Make it quick, I have an announcement I have to make
HC: Well, this is really simple; it is up to you to make it quick
GMtR: Well? Are you gonna tell me or do I have to guess?
TO: Keep yer fekkin pants on ‘arper will telly ya, we want that fekkin nancy boy Cancrete in a special match.
GMtR: Jesus I MUST be drinking too much, I actually understood him.
HC: Anyway, we are tired of playing games with Concrete and Moose, they have kept us from what is rightfully ours – the world tag team titles – for long enough, we are going to finish it tonight.
GMtR: And how do you suppose you are going to do that? No one even knows where Moosehead Jack is, Concrete was lucky to get that win and I can’t…..
HC: Look, I don’t give a damn about what you think you can or can’t do! Moosehead Jack is a coward. He doesn’t have the sac to show up, so, to finish things once and for all, to end that little nancy boy Concrete’s career, we want, no, no we are DEMANDING that our #1 contenders match against Concrete be a …..Taipei Death Match
GMtR: WHAT??? Well, forget it, that is NOT going to happen! Even if Moose were here, no way I sanction that, and since he IS NOT here, forget it, sending Concrete out in a Taipei Death Match against you two would be murder!
<Just then Concrete TG shows up again>
TO: Well look who it is, the little poofter nancy boyo!
CTG: You two clowns want a Taipei Death Match? You got it.
GMtR: Oh hell no!
CTG: Rick you owe me this, let me get even for what these two bastards did to Semaj B
HC: <chuckling> yeah, Tommy, remember him screaming like a little bitch as that car went up! That was……<CTG lunges at HC>
CTG: SON OF A BITCH I’M GONNA KILL YOU!
GMtR: ENOUGH! Fine, you three want to kill each other? That’s just fine, but before I sanction anything, you are all signing waivers relieving us of ANY damage, I am not gonna have you toolboxes suing us when you try to kill each other! <looking at CTG> And where the hell is Moose? If he doesn’t show, you know this is a handicap match?
CTG: I have no idea where he is, ask Niles. He’ll be here, and if he’s not, then I will beat these two senseless on my own.
GMtR Ok, everybody out, I will have someone bring the papers by your dressing rooms, right now I need to think and drink. OUT! Ross: MAH GAWD! Jack is loose! Will he be able to compete in a Taipei Death Match Razz: <very serious now> Ross, you don’t mess around with Taipei Death matches. They make the Sioux Warrior Strap Match look like a cup cake walk in the park. The Devil’s Brigade have no idea what they have asked for Ross: What if Jack can’t make it? What if he is in no shape to compete? Razz: Then Concrete’s career ends tonight Ross: That is a horrific thought. Razz, Blackdragon decided to give LD Williams another shot at the title, there is no denying that Dragon has been willing to defend his title at any time against anyone, will tonight be the night that Blackdragon loses the title? Razz: I certainly don’t think so, but then again, anything can happen here in the OOWF. I think LD Williams is finally done with Johnny, at least for the moment, so if he is focused 100% on Dragon, then things don’t bode too well for the champ
BLACKDRAGON vs. LD WILLIAMS – Intercontinental Title MatchStare down to start things and some chain wrestling, which ends in a standoff. BD shoots the leg again, and we get some more chain wrestling, which solves nothing yet again. Finally, LD looks for the STF and BD has to go to the ropes to break. On the break though, Dragon counters into the Dragon Lock, and this time, it's LD grabbing the ropes. BD chops in the corner and monkey flips LD out. Elbow drop, and BD grabs a short arm scissors. LDW breaks that, but Dragon backdrops him over the top to the floor. Some brawling outside, and LDW reverses an Irish whip and sends BD to the post shoulder-first. Williams works the shoulder on the post and rolls the champion back in, as Williams slows the match down and takes command. LDW with a single arm DDT, then a hammerlock slam. Majistral cradle gets two, and LDW kills BD with a clothesline on the way back up. Williams grabs a modified arm bar, and puts his feet on the ropes for added leverage. Ref breaks that up and LD jaws with the official. Dragon dropkicks Williams into the corner and gets a rollup for two. LD ducks a haymaker and hits a dragon suplex, which gets a long two. Dragon reverses a whip, but ducks early, and Williams drops him with a pile driver, which gets another two count. LD is obviously getting frustrated now, and his anger gets the best of him as Dragon dodges a charge and hits two German suplexes. Gut buster and rollup get two for Dragon. BD looks for the DKO Drop, but can’t lift LD with the bad shoulder. Williams counters with a bulldog, but BD gets his foot in the ropes. LD with another charge and Dragon moves again. This time, Williams hops onto the second rope to stop his momentum, but Dragon immediately turns around and sets LD up for the DKO Drop, since LD was already halfway up. Williams hooks the ropes with his free hand, and both men go tumbling to the floor. Dragon’s up first and stomps away at Williams. BD goes up on the apron and comes off with a cross body, but LD moves and Dragon lands on his shoulder on the concrete. LD smells blood and immediately slaps on the STF. He can’t win the match on the floor, and the ref tries to get him to break the hold, but LD will not break it. Dragon fights it, trying to grab the guardrail, but Williams is merciless. The ref can’t break the hold and Dragon passes out. The referee has no choice but to stop the match on the floor. The bell sounds, and the referee has to explain his decision to the ring announcer. Since Williams didn’t technically do anything illegal, he can’t disqualify him. However, he can’t win the title outside the ring. WINNER in 14:22: L.D. Williams. Blackdragon retains the IC Title. Ross: I can’t believe what I just saw! LD Williams made the Intercontinental champion pass out in the STF! Razz: He didn’t win the title tonight, but he DID send a powerful message to the champ. Ross: Folks, it appears that GM the Rick is making his way to the ring, I’m sure after tonight’s events, he has a lot on his mind.The Rick walks purposefully down to the ring and asks for a mic.
tR: I hope all you OOWF fans out there enjoyed the matches from Firechild and the 3PS tonight. Because the way things are looking this will be the last time you see them for a while. As I stand here before you, local authorities in cooperation with the Twin Cities police force from Minneapolis St. Paul are taking custody of the three of them.
Last week while we were in Grassy Butte - a mere 7 hour drive away from Seraph's location the 3PS disappeared and were unaccounted for, for a period of thirty-six hours. During that same period Seraph, who less than a moth ago was brutalized in this very ring, was abducted from his hospital room and taking into consideration the gravity of his injuries, is now presumed dead.
Firechild, Ax-Man and Chris Cole are to be held for questioning as suspects in this heinous crime. Unfortunately that also means that their title defenses scheduled for next week's PPV are also suspended pending a ruling from the OOWF board of directors. I'm sorry to be the bearer of such bad news.
[Suddenly on the MammOOthTron Firchild, Ax and Cole appear with the law enforcement agents lingering in the background]
C: Hey Rick - Remember us? Remember this [all three men hold up their championship belts]? This gold means we make the rules around here not you.
A: Yeah - the 3PS are calling the shots and we don't have to answer to anyone for when and where we go anywhere. Frankly where we went when Seraph disappeared is none of your F****'n business.
FC: But just incase you're worried about the PPV and this gold being given to some other unworthy wrestler in our absence - don't. We'll be at the PPV to defend our titles and we'll destroy our challengers then just like we did Seraph back in Dawson Creek. We've had a nice conversation with the detective here and all this mess has been cleared up - but you are going to have a completely different type of mess on your hands now that you've crossed the 3PS.
C: And as for Seraph - we don't know what happened to the guy but if he's dead now - then he's lucky because he doesn't have to live in fear anymore of what we were gonna do to him if he ever came back. Now that... That would have been a crime.
GMtR: No, you two have it wrong this time, the crime tonight is what Drink and Destroy are going to do to you two. You have about 5 seconds to get down to the ring3PIECE SET vs. DRINK & DESTROY – Non-Title I Quit MatchBefore 3Piece Set even take a step, Drink & Destroy attack them. Officials try to break it up, but these four are obsessed with doing battle. Ax is sent flying over the concession stand and eventually comes back up covered in ketchup and mayonnaise. FFC misses a clothesline on Cole and takes out one official with the clothesline and another with his continued momentum. Cole trips Stank into some of those clangy metal poles of doom and comes up busted open. The Rick runs out as FFC and Cole exchange punches. The Rick decrees that since they couldn’t wait to get to the ring, the match starts here and now. The Rick barely avoids one of the concession sinks and it collides with the back of FFC’s head. He stumbles forward into a Cole super kick. Stank hits Cole from behind and hot shots him into a nearby stair railing. Ax blindsides him with a concession pan to the back of then drops him head first with a DDT. FFC staggers back up only to catch a clangy pole to the back and a clangy pole assisted choke hold. Cole puts the boots to Stank then drags a camera man over to FFC. “Say it you son of a bitch!” FFC spits at him and musters enough strength to stand up and drive Ax into the floor. Both men down and Cole kicks FFC in the ribs a few times before being tackled by a bloody Stank. Big right hands have Cole reeling, but Cole rakes the eyes. Cole goes for a kick, but Stank grabs his foot and levels him with a huge lariat. He helps FFC up and the bloodied D&D work the champs over with a brutal beat down the culminates in Ax being power bombed on top of Cole through a catering table. Stank pulls a dazed Ax up yells “I swear to God I’ll kill you if you don’t say it.” Ax responds with a head butt to the bridge of the nose and tries to crawl away. FFC chases him down and dives on top of him, flattening him to the sticky floor. Some cross face punches to the nose follow and Ax is bleeding profusely. Cole has recovered enough to hit Stank in the back with part of the broken chair. He then rakes the ragged edges across Stank’s back. Stank is on his knees from the pain and Cole drop kicks a chair into his face. He sets Stank’s neck in the chair and stands on it for a few seconds before bending down. “Give up or I’ll break your fucking neck.” Stank grabs his leg, but Cole kicks him in the face with his free foot and gets on top of another table. He leaps but FFC catches him and with nothing but brute strength, fall away slams him into the far wall. FFC frees his partner and they both catch Ax with big boots to the face. Stank looks dazed, but manages to tell FFC to keep Cole busy. Cole nails FFC in the face with a serving tray then hits an impossible vertical suplex on the floor. He chases after Stank, but Stank sees him coming and backdrops him near the stairs. A swift kick to the ribs sends Cole tumbling down the side. Stank drags Ax to the railing. “What the fuck are you doing?” Ax screams as he comes to and sees the concrete some two flights below. “Say it!” Stank screams, his grip slipping. “Fuck you!” Slight jerk. “You’re fucking insane!” “And you’re going to be fucked up beyond all recognition if you don’t quit.” Another slip of the grip. “Okay, fuck it. I quit. I fucking quit!” Stank pulls him up as the ref awards the match to them. D&D walk off but Ax screams at Stank. “You’re still a fucking loser! We’re still the champs you fat fuckers!” WINNERS in 28:09 Drink & Destroy Ross: That was barbaric! Razz: That was something else Ross! Those teams HATE each other! But seriously, folks, earlier tonight you heard my comments about the Taipei Death match. I realize there is a lot of hyperbole in wrestling, there are a lot of phrases we throw around. When I said the Taipei Death match was the most dangerous match that had ever been conceived, I was not kidding. This is going to be bloody and brutal, if you have a weak stomach, you might not want to watch this Ross: Especially if Moosehead Jack doesn’t make it to the match Razz: Even if he does, Ross, you do realize that these men will have their hands taped, then you put your fists in a strong glue, then you shove your hands into shattered glass. And there are no rules, you have to beat your opponent until they quit. It is hard to watch Ross: Well folks, you have been warned.
MOOSEHEAD JACK & CONCRETE TG vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE – Taipei Death Match – Winner is #1 contenderThe referee goes over the rules of the match, basically there are none. Concrete, Tommy and Harper all dip their taped fists into the glue, then dig their hands into the bucket of broken glass. All three men now have fists covered in sharp broken glass. This is going to be barbaric. Harper and Tommy begin to back Concrete into the corner, Concrete nervously looks around for Moose, but he is still nowhere to be found. Harper and Tommy take advantage of CTG’s distraction; Harper leads with a right hand that catches Concrete in the forehead, opening a gash across his head. Meanwhile Tommy nails CTG with some wicked Ric Flair chops (WHOOOOO!) that leave horrible bloody gashes on CTG’s chest. Crete falls in the corner and the animals of The Devil’s Brigade fall on him and start pounding away. Before they can do much damage, MOOSEHEAD JACK hits the ring, his hands already taped, glued, and covered with broken glass. Moose grabs Camby and punches him between the eyes; Camby hits the mat hard, TO tries to attack, but Jack ducks it, and nails TO with a sac punch. TO looks horrified and falls to his knees grabbing his groin in terror. Jack levels him wit ha shot to the face that leaves a bloody gash on his head as well. With the Devil’s Brigade out of the ring, Jack and Concrete lock eyes. Concrete slowly gets to his feet, after a few seconds, Concrete gets an evil grin on his face, Jack nods and the two leave the ring and go after TDB. Jack grabs Tommy and bends him back against the railing and pummels him with shots to the face. Within seconds, TO’s face is a gory mess. Tommy frees himself by trying to go to MHJ’s eyes; Moose fights it, which allows TO to get a low blow. Meanwhile, Concrete and Camby are standing toe to toe just exchanging punches. Camby gets the better of that exchange and hits a right to the jaw that drops CTG to the floor. Before Camby can take advantage of the situation, Concrete reaches under the ring and grabs a kendo stick and slams it across the side of Camby’s knee. Canby falls to one knee and CTG gets up and beats the snot out of Camby’s face with the cane. Tommy pulls Jack to his feet and pounds away at MHJ’s face, finally all four men are now a bloody mess! Whooo Hooo! TO clotheslines MHJ over the railing and the two brawl through the crowd up toward the Bonesteel concourse. Blood is flying everywhere, but neither man seems to be a bit concerned, and neither do the fans, so we’ll allow it! Back ringside, Concrete picks up a chair and slams it down on Camby’s head. CTG sets up the chair, takes a few steps backward, sprints, leaps off the chair and tries to hit the Killer Blow (like in Troy), unfortunately for CTG, Camby catches CTG in mid air and throws him wit ha belly to belly release suplex. Concrete ALMOST goes through the Maldives Announce Table, but actually just hits a glancing blow, with his head, then falls to the floor. Camby staggers over, trying to wipe the blood from his eyes, rolls CTG onto the table, climbs up himself, and tries a power bomb. Concrete reverses it in mid move and hurracaranas HC off the table. Both men are down. Concrete slowly gets up first, mounts HC and pummels him with shots to the face. Concrete is in a blood frenzy right now, grinding his glass covered fists into Camby’s forehead. CTG pulls HC up, lays him on the Maldivian Announce Table, then grabs a chair, climbs into the ring and hits an ARABIAN FACEBUSTER out of the ring and through the table! Both men are lying motionless in the wreckage of the table Meanwhile, Tommy and Moose have made their way to the concourse. They brawl wildly over concession stands. At one point TO grabs Jack and tries to toss him over the railing, but Jack manages to hold on. TO has him halfway over, then starts pounding on Jack’s hands trying to break his grip. Just when it looks like Jack is going over; he grabs Tommy by the head and starts gnawing on his forehead! Tommy lets go and staggers away, I would say he is bleeding even more, but at this point it is hard to tell. Jack gets to his feet and grabs TO and throws him through ha door and kicks him down a flight of stairs. Jack pursues Tommy to the landing, and sets TO up for a pile driver on the concrete platform. Tommy back drops Jack, who falls down another flight of stairs. Tommy slowly stalks Moose down the stairs, kicking him and sending Jack down more stairs. Finally they reach the very bottom, what looks like the basement of the arena. Tommy pulls Jack to his feet and nearly KO’s Jack with his Wicked Left, a referee is right there encouraging TO to make the cover, but Tommy refuses, Tommy looks around for something and spots a length of chain leading into a boiler room. Tommy walks over to get the chain, and gets way laid by Niles Anderson! Niles looks down at Tommy, who is barely moving on the floor, when he turns around; he gets a shot right between the eyes from Moose, and then dropped with a DDT on the cement. Jack mounts Niles and beats his face bloody. Then, slowly, Moose gets up, loops the chain around Tommy’s neck and pulls him to his feet slowly moving toward the stairs. Back at ringside, Concrete and Camby are slowly coming out of the wreckage. Camby swings at Concrete, but CTG ducks and hits a sit down choke slam on HC outside the ring. CTG looks around the ring and finally comes across a lead pipe; he waits for HC to get to his feet, then slams it into the side of Camby’s knee. Camby’s leg buckles and he collapses in a heap, grabbing his knee and screaming in pain. CTG rolls HC into the ring and pulls him to the corner. Back outside, CTG repeatedly slams HC’s knee into the side of the ring post, then locks on the figure four AROUND THE POST! For added measure, CTG keeps slamming the pipe into HC’s knee and screaming at him to quit. Meanwhile in the back again, Moose has Tommy on the first landing of the stairs, he carefully loops the chair around Tommy’s neck, uh oh, we know where this is going! Moose backs TO against the rail and nails him with not one, not two, but THREE heart punches! Tommy slumps against the rail, with a demonic look in his eyes, Jack clotheslines TO over the railing, TO grabs the side and keeps the chain from likely breaking his neck, Jack reaches down and pounds TO between the eyes until TO slips and lets go. Tommy’s toes can just touch the ground, but he can’t get enough slack in the chain to breathe, Jack pulls back on the chain with all his remaining strength. Tommy’s face turns bright red and blood squirts from his head as the pressure builds. Finally, TO blacks out and the ref waves his arms, the match is over. Meanwhile, in the ring, HC is in agony, Concrete is certainly trying to break his leg, but Camby will not tap out. Concrete breaks the hold and slides into the ring. Concrete grabs HC by the throat and begins to grate the glass on the side of Camby’s neck! MY GOD! Blood begins to gush out of his neck, Camby loses consciousness, presumably from blood loss and the ref calls for the bell here too. Concrete stops, glares at Camby, gets to his feet, takes a few steps, then passes out, falling face first to the mat. In the back, officials get Jack to let go of the chain, TO falls to the floor, and Jack falls backward, his eyes roll back in his head, and Jack loses consciousness as well. Paramedics rush to all four men WINNER in 47:51 and NEW #1 Contenders – Moosehead Jack & Concrete TG <The camera fades to black as we see paramedics rush to all four men and scramble to work on them. 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