Post by BookerShark on Feb 1, 2012 20:58:02 GMT -5
OOWF Dance of Death 8 PPV
Live! From Hell, Michigan
<we open cold with GM Selena standing in the ring>
Ladies and Gentlemen, first, I would like to thank all of you for coming out on a Wednesday night to see the pay per view that was SUPPOSED to take place on Sunday. I think each and every OOWF fan deserves an explanation. For those of you who have seen OOWFtv the last few days, you will see that our former esteemed General Manager the Rick was partially responsible for the blackout. But he was only partially responsible.
<Selena leaves the fans in suspense for a moment, then turns to the main camera, a uncharacteristic snarl on her face>
the main culprit was none other than VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! <the crowd boos the shit out of this> Yeah, you see, it seems like ol’ Vince still hasn’t forgiven us for Las Vegas, and he wanted to make DAMN sure he didn’t have any competition for his shitty Royal Rumble pay per view. <crowd boos again> I will give you one piece of advice Vinnie, no one wants to see announcers compete. NO FUCKING ONE! <Selena pauses for a moment realizing what she just said>
Nash: Well, some people want to see ME wrestle
Russ: Hush
That’s ok, the show WILL go on, and out show WILL be better than that crapfest you call wrestling. Now let’s get things started!
<Selena leaves the ring and the crowd roars their approval for her. She slaps hands with the fans as she heads to the back>
#HEEL CARDBOARD CUTOUT JOHNY ADRENALINE vs. JUSTIN SANE vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Dance of Death
The rules of this match are simple. There is a twenty minute time limit, the last person holding the DDT title as the time limit expires walks out of here the champion. As the bell rings, Comrade Sharkoff wraps his chain around his fist and tries to nail AA from behind, but AA ducks and Sharkoff NAILS #Heel Cardboard Cutout Johnny Adrenaline right in the face! #HCCJA falls to the mat and Sharkoff covers him, while Justin and Jack tangle with AA and Sharkoff gets the three count!
WINNER in :31 and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – Comrade Sharkoff
Sharkoff gets to his feet and celebrates, and nearly gets cut in half from a SPEAR by Outback Jack! The two of them fight on the mat, Jack trying to hold Sharkoff’s shoulders down, but he can’t. Across the ring, #HCCJA and AA are double teaming Justin. AA sends Justin to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big back body drop, then he lifts Johnny for a press slam, and drops him right on Justin! Justin is OUT! AA grabs Sharkoff from behind and rolls him up and gets a two count, but that is broken up by Jack who grabs AA and PLANTS him with a DDT! Sharkoff gets to his feet and Justin and #HCCJA are both up on their….feet. Sharkoff charges at them both for a double clothesline, but Justin ducks, #HCCJA does not and Sharkoff clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor.
Inside the ring, AA looks on in horror as #HCCJA slams to the floor. Comrade Sharkoff has some words for #HCCJA and Outback Jack grabs him from behind and hits the CHOMP! Sharkoff may be DEAD! Before Jack can cover him, AA gets to his feet and rakes Jack’s eyes and throws him out of the ring. AA follows and he and #HCCJA double team OBJ on the floor. AA puts #HCCJA on Jack’s throat and chokes him out mercilessly. Inside the ring, Justin climbs to the top rope and hits a nice flying legdrop on Sharkoff, covers, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 5:36 and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – Justin Sane
Justin celebrates as the referee hands him the title, then pauses and asks him if he can borrow five dollars. On the outside, AA and #HCCJA pull Jack to his feet and AA grabs a beer bottle and smashes it upside Jack’s head. Jack falls to the floor, but once he realizes that AA wasted BEER by hitting him, he gets to his feet and is LIVID! Jack does the Hulk Hogan YOU! at #HCCJA and AA, AA grabs #HCCJA and takes off with OBJ in hot pursuit.
Inside the ring, Justin and Sharkoff get to their feet and we have what seems like a mostly normal wrestling match. They lock up and Sharkoff whips Justin to the corner, he charges in, but Justin stops him with a boot to the jaw, then heads to the top rope for a moonsault, but Sharkoff catches him and reverses it into a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! Sharkoff covers Justin and gets the three count.
WINNER in 9:21 – and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – Comrade Sharkoff
The camera quickly cuts to the back because we are told there is some action there. We are back by the catering table where Outback Jack is peppering #HCCJA with punches to the jaw, #HCCJA wobbles, but he will not go down. AA charges at OBJ hoping to blindside him, but Jack backdrops AA RIGHT THROUGH THE CATERING TABLE!
Russ: All is practically is still now. They've dropped the pizza rolls out of the warming trays, and they've been scattered all over the floor. It seems to be raining pasta; it's—the falling pasta had slacked up a little bit. The large containers of coffee are just holding it just, just enough to keep them from — It spilled! It spilled, and it's running, it's running all over the floor! Watch it! Watch it, AA! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get this, Razz! Get this, Nash! It's coffee—and it's spilling on the floor! It's spilling on the floor! Oh, my, get out of the way, please! It's burning and running all over the floor, and the—and the pizza rolls, and the pasta and all the wrestlers have to agree that this is terrible, this is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world. [Indecipherable word(s)] It's–it's–it's the food, [indecipherable, possibly the word "tragedy"] oh, four- or five-hundred pizza rolls on the floor and it ... it's a terrific mess, ladies and gentlemen. It's pasta, and it's spilled coffee ... and the pasta is falling to the ground, in puddles of scalding hot coffee. Oh, the humanity and all the wrestlers screaming around here. I tell you, I can't even talk to people whose friends are back there. Ah! It's–it's–it's–it's ... o–ohhh! I–I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, it's just laying there, a mass of broken wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly eat and drink, and the screaming. Ladies and gentlemen, I–I'm sorry. Honest: I–I can hardly breathe. I–I'm going to step aside where I cannot see it. Razz, that's terrible. Ah, ah—I can't. I, listen, folks, I–I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed.
The audio feed goes dead and we cut back to the ring where Sharkoff has Justin in a bear hug, trying to run the clock down. The crowd cheers Justin on and he makes a comeback and hammers Sharkoff with lefts and rights to the head and finally frees himself from Sharkoff’s grasp. Justin bounds of the ropes and connects with a HURRACARANA that sends Sharkoff to the floor. The announcer tells us that there are just two minutes left in the match. Justin gets to his feet and yells DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK! Just before the lights fail us, the camera looks up we see Outback Jack, Attitude Adjuster and #HCCJA on the scaffolding above the ring. Jack has a chair and is about to swing it when the lights go out!
The lights go off and we hear an alarm clock, a large truck backing up, a jackhammer, a donkey bray and what appears to be xylophones being run through a tree shredder. When the lights come back on, Comrade Sharkoff is lying in the middle of the ring, out cold, and Justin Sane is lying on the apron, covered in sweat and breathing heavily. On the scaffolding, Outback Jack swings the chair for AA’s head, but he moves out of the way and the shot catches #HCCJA right on the face! #HCCJA tumbles over the railing as AA screams and tries to grab him, and Outback Jack looks on in horror. #HCCJA falls, and does a 360……720……1080……1440……1800 moonsault and lands on Comrade Sharkoff! The referee hits the mat and makes the three count just as time expires!!
WINNER in 20:00 and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion - #Heel Cardboard Cutout Johnny Adrenaline
ALEXANDER DARLING & THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS & GHOSTHEAD vs. DAVIN MORELAND, LD WILLIAMS & STANK vs. TEXPRESS & FIREWOMAN – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Elimination Dance of Death
This is going to be one of the biggest matches in OOWF history as 12 of the very best in this company compete in a 4-way elimination Campeonas de Trios Match. “Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy” is the first music that hits and the cowboy style of Chad, Zane, and Fire is there for the world to see. Chaps, boots, and hats are in full regalia as the triumverate enter to a great ovation. The team makes their way to the ring as hands are slapped and babies are kissed along the route. They get into the ring and wait as the ominous music of The Saints of Sinners hit and they step into the arena with the mysterious Ghosthead to thunderous boos. The Saints clearly revel in their response while Ghosthead seems totally indifferent to it all. Luckily for us we do have multiple refs on hand for this match and as the Saints and Ghosthead get into the ring, they keep the two teams apart long enough for both to turn towards the entrance as the music of the team of LD, Davin, and Stank begins to play. The crowd is mostly positive for the legends of the OOWF but still a slightly mixed reaction to the three in matching singlets. They make their way into the ring and we see some back and forth trash talking with Stank, Ghosthead, and Fire as well as Davin and the Texans. Also Moose is trying to keep LD and Eco apart for the time being as LD seems really upset with the former CEO. The refs keep control though and all three teams turn towards the entrance as we hear a wolves howl leading right into the traditional Hawaiian entrance. The war dance finishes and “Prelude 12/21” hits and Alexander Darling joins them on the ramp. The champs are all in black and are hearing a decidedly loud, but totally mixed reaction. The current champs race down the aisle and all slide under the bottom rope. Alex tries to go right after Moose but the refs are quick enough to step in between the two for now but we know it won’t last long. Davis Hightower as senior ref gets to be the man in the ring and he explains the rules to all 4 teams. He sends everyone to their respective corners as Barros and Hale slide to the floor. Hightower calls for a member of Team Cowboy and Team Legend to start us off and it looks like Chad and LD will be beginning the match.
And we get underway with LD and Chad locking up and let’s just assume for the sake of this match not taking 5 hours to read that the first 15-20 minutes of the match is a lot of back-and-forth between all the teams. With 4 teams, it’s impossible to really cut any of the ring off and we get a lot of tags and different members of teams working together and opposed to one another. We even see Alex and Fire do a quick back and forth chain wrestling sequence that brings the crowd to their feet, but they quickly tag out and we get some other matchups. All 4 teams are showing amazing team work, but somehow through this first portion of the match we’ve avoided getting the combustible elements together in the ring at the same time, but we have seen some former partnerships have worked well together. Alex, Davin, and Fire have combined for some nice Run DEA history, Moose has worked with both Stank & LD against the Hawaiians and Texans. We also saw a good back-and-forth between the Hawaiians and the Manns and should the time come, a pairing of Stank and Ghosthead could be formidable but the partnership did not last long tonight because as soon as Aina was sent to the floor in one exchange, Ghosthead focused his attention on LD and Stank wasn’t going to allow his partner to be harmed, even by his brother.
As the match continues, we see Stank and Zane slugging it out on the floor as even with the extra refs, they are allowing quite a lot of leeway with the wrestlers so that we get a clear, decisive, and as fair as possible winner in this match. With Zane and Stank slugging it out this of course leads to the “my dive is better than yours” portion of the match. Chad’s up first and nails a picture-perfect Asai moonsault onto Stank. As Zane helps his partner up, they’re quickly taken back down by the stereo Shooting Star Presses by the Flyin’ Hawaiians. Fire’s up next as she gets a running start, hits the top rope and nails a springboard 450 onto the mess of bodies on the floor. Back inside the ring we see, Davin, Alex, and Ghosthead all preparing to get running starts as well. All three hit the far ropes, but only Davin and Ghost continue their journey as Eco trips up Alex but Ghosthead and Davin continue on their way and both nail no-handed suicide planchas on the group of bodies. LD is the last to make the trip as he nails a heat-seeking missile dive onto Ghosthead.
But that leaves Alex alone inside the ring with the Saints of Sinners and he motions for both of them to bring it. Moose and Eco aren’t one to disappoint and they attack as Eco goes for a double-leg takedown and Moose quickly jumps on top and starts throwing punches to Alexander’s face. Darling finally kicks Eco away and is able to swing position so he’s on top an now he’s throwing punches with no caring who’s around. Eco’s about to get involved once again by LD is back and he drags Eco into a far corner and now Chad is back as well and he’s trying to pull Alex off Moose and that seems to be a mistake as Darling turns his attention to Chad and slams him with a hard back elbow. He pushes Madison towards the corner and starts choking away and it doesn’t seem like Alex cares at all as Hightower begins a 5-count. He gets to 4 and Alex shows no signs of letting go, but the DQ is stopped as Moose is back up and chops Alex behind the knees and they roll to the floor as CM tries to catch his breath in the ring. Back on the floor as Moose and AD continue to brawl and Moose gets the advantage when he moves out of the way of a charging Alex and Darling slams head first into the steel ring post. Moose gets a sick look in his eye as he reaches into his boot and pulls out his scalpel. He’s about to reach down to pick up the on all fours Alex but out of nowhere, Firewoman gets a running start and uses her husband as a stepstool and nails her brother with a flying hurricanrana. Fire helps Alex up and together Phoenix Rising now have Moose at a disadvantage as Eco is stuck in the ring with both LD and Chad. Fire and Alex go back-and-forth using Moose as a punching bag but before they get any real advantage, Ghosthead interrupts and is about to nail Fire with a Singapore Cane shot to the head, but Alex pushes her out of the way and takes the full brunt. AD is staggered and after a few seconds he licks his lips and tastes the blood dripping down and he smiles as he tackles Ghosthead and reaches under the ring and pulls out a box of light tubes. He grabs one and smashes it enough so has a big enough piece of glass in his hand and he’s about to start digging when Moose is back and drags Alex off. Fire’s back involved as well and the four are now picking up any weapon in sight and trying to kill each other as they fight around the ringside area, into the stands, up the ramp, and wherever the violence takes them and finally the refs have had enough of this…
Firewoman, Alexander Darling, Moosehead Jack, and Ghosthead have all been eliminated from this match!!!
The Texans and Hawaiians both seem a bit angry at this but the biggest look of shock is on Eco’s face as he realizes both of his partners are gone and that no one left in the ring really likes him at all. But Eco is nothing if not smart and he quickly rolls to the floor to get and get a breather as this match continues. Davis gets everything back in order and we start this match back up and we get one of the best rivalries in OOWF history to continue as the Hawaiians and Texans put on another tag team exhibition for a good 5-10 minutes with only brief appearances by the legends as they tag in and out and Eco continues to stay on the floor as long as he can. Stank is in the ring with the Hawaiians and he’s trying to fight them both off but the numbers get to Stank and it looks like they’re about to put him away when Eco finally makes his presence felt again and he tosses Kai and Aina both to the floor and he climbs to the top rope. He’s going for the SAVIOR SPLASH on Stank but as he leaps Davin quickly makes his way into the ring and catches Eco in mid-air with the RGDC. Stank’s back to his feet and he hits the ropes…STANKONIA 2.0. He makes the cover…
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2…
No, Kai and Aina are back and before Stank even realizes what’s going on, he’s on one of their shoulders and the other is leaping off with the bulldog…DIAMOND HEAD connects and another cover is made…
1…LD & Davin about to make the save
2…Chad and Zane cut them off.
3!!!
Stank has been eliminated!
Eco somehow gets back to his feet and is going for the ENDGAME on Kai, but Aina nails him with a SUPERKICK and Eco staggers right into LD’s waiting arms. LD bends him over…CANADIAN DESTROYER connects and now LD makes the cover on Eco…
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2…
No, once again the Hawaiians take the opportunity and this time they hit their SSP/450 combo on Eco and LD and all 4 men roll to the outside leaving just the Texans and Davin in the ring and the world has been waiting for this. The former best friends start tearing into one another but the numbers take their toll on Davin and he has to figure something out to get out of this predicament. The tag team work of the Texans is second to none and they are really working over Davin, but Davin somehow has enough in him to use his size and he somehow gets into position and he’s able to send Zane flying to the floor. Chad goes to hit a lariat on Davin but it doesn’t really do much and Davin’s able to reach out and grab Chad by the hair and before he realizes, Davin has him up…HELLEVATOR. He makes the cover…
1…
2…
No, Zane’s off the top and nails Davin with a thunderous kneedrop. LD is back in the ring and drags Zane to his feet. He locks Zane’s arms up as Chad gets to his feet as well and quickly climbs the ropes. He’s about to break up LD and Zane, but LD sees him coming and moves out of the way but Chad’s able to compensate as Davin is standing behind them…SUICIDE LARIAT by Chad on Davin…STRAIGHTJACKET GERMAN by LD on Zane. Both make the cover as Hightower counts Davin and from the outside Hale counts Zane…
1/1…
2/2…
3/3…
Hightower and Hale look at one another and discuss before coming to a decision,
Davin Moreland & Zane Myers have both been eliminated!!
We’re down to 5 and the Hawaiians are still together and both look towards the entranceway where Zane and Davin are arguing up the ramp and waving at them like the cocky sob’s that they are, but it costs them as Chad and LD hit stereo dropkicks and Aina falls to the floor as Kai hits the ropes and rebounds right into Eco’s arms…ENDGAME and this time he hits it. LD and Chad block Aina from getting back into the ring…
1…
2…
3!
Kai has been eliminated!
And now we’re down to the final 4 and it’s one member from each team. Somehow Eco has survived a good 20 minutes since both of his partners have been eliminated. We’re back to action and it’s Chad Madison and Ecosystem putting on a nice cruiser-style match. Quick moves and counters, high-flying when it’s possible but Chad makes a mistake and looks for a tag to Zane but Zane’s gone and Eco’s able to hit a step-up enzuriguri. Eco picks up Chad and Irish whips him but Aina is able to hit a blind tag on Chad without Eco seeing. Aina waits on the outside as Eco hits a low drop kick to Chad and quickly follows up with a brutal SHINING WIZARD and he makes a cover, but Hightower doesn’t make a count and Eco gets up and in his face as Davis explains. Eco finally understands and turns around right into a flying top rope SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR from Aina that turns Eco inside out. Aina stays on the attack and lifts Eco up, locks his hands and lifts him up…PACKAGE PILEDRIVER and Hightower may as well count to 10.
1…
2…
3!!!
Ecosystem has been eliminated!
As Eco rolls out of the ring and before Aina even has a chance to recover, LD Williams is in the ring and now LD and Aina give us a hard-hitting, back and forth strong style striking exchange. Elbows, chops, punches, and kicks are given and taken by both men, but LD seems to be a bit fresher since he hasn’t had to carry the load as long as Aina and LD starts pushing Aina backwards. The Hawaiian is staggered and LD looks to put him as he pulls him in and nails a Jake Roberts style short-arm clothesline, but he doesn’t let go as he drags Aina to his feet and hits a Rude Awakening, but once again LD holds on as he rolls Aina back to his feet and hits the third move, a nasty looking DDT that plants Aina right on top of his head.
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No, Aina gets his leg on the bottom rope. LD looks frustrated that he didn’t hook the leg there to put Aina away and as he’s about to drag Aina up, out of nowhere Aina with the small package…
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2…
2.75 and LD barely rolls out of it and but he’s up to his feet first and quickly takes Aina back down with a deep armdrag and he’s close enough to Chad to reach out and make a tag and we get basically a LD & Chad against Aina portion of the match. Quick tags and the like are used to wear Aina down. Aina’s in serious trouble as Chad and LD coordinate their attacks. Chad motions for a tag and tells LD to lift Aina up on his shoulders. It looks like LD and Chad are setting up for a DROPKICK DEVICE. As Chad climbs the ropes and is about to leap, Aina’s able to snap off a DRAGON RANA and Chad goes splat on the mat. Aina rolls LD out of the ring and quickly climbs the ropes…SHOOTING STAR PRESS and it’s a beauty. He hooks Chad’s leg…
1…
2…
3!!!
Chad Madison has been eliminated!
And Aina is looking damn good as he celebrates another elimination but he gets a little cocky as he starts doing the “goodbye song” to Chad as he walks up the aisle and he totally forgets about LD Williams. LDW is back in the ring and comes up from behind and he grabs Aina…LUNGBLOWER. And LD is on the attack as he drags Aina up, kick to the boot, and there it is…CANADIAN DESTROYER.
One…
Two…
Thhhhhrrrr…No, Aina somehow rolls a shoulder, but LD doesn’t let it stop him as he quickly steps between Aina’s legs and rolls him over…SHARPSHOOTER in the center of the ring. Aina is reaching for the ropes, but LD has perfect ring positioning here and Aina holds on as long as he can, but he just doesn’t have enough left and has no choice but to tap out before permanent damage is done.
Aina has been eliminated!
WINNERS in 68:41 and NEW OOWF CAMPEONAS de TRIOS, LD Williams, Stank, and Davin Moreland!!!
JP SPARXX vs. FIRECHILD vs. RABBIT MASK vs. HONCHO WILLIAMS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Dance of Death
Firechild, Rabbit and Honcho are all announced and make their way to the ring and wait for the champ. Sparxx is announced and makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos, as always with Jewel on his arm. Sparxx steps into the ring and walks up to each man and eyes them then smirks and looks at the referee. He hands off his title and the referee calls the others to the middle of the ring where handshakes are shared all around. The referee holds the title up, then calls for the bell and this one is underway!
Rabbit and Firechild dart in and catch Sparxx with a double kick to the gut, then take him to the mat with a double suplex. Rabbit tries to float over and cover, but Firechild pulls him off of Sparxx and sends him into the corner. Rabbit tries a clothesline, but Firechild ducks it and grabs Rabbit around the waist for a German suplex, but Rabbit fights it, until Honcho POPS him with the THUNDERBOLT! Firechild completes the move and FC gets a two count, but Honcho breaks it up with a kick to the ribs. Honcho turns around and Sparxx is back on his feet and nails Honcho with a spinning heel kick, then pulls him to his feet and knees him in the gut and sets him up for a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, but Firechild grabs Sparxx from behind and rolls him up, Rabbit breaks it up by grabbing Firechild in a front facelock and PLANTING him with a DDT! Rabbit covers Firechild, but Honcho is back up and he grabs Rabbit and pulls him to his feet, scoops him up and ties him in the tree of woe, then charges in and hits a SPEAR on the helpless Rabbit Mask! Rabbit falls to the mat in pain, and Honcho covers him, but Rabbit kicks out at two.
Meanwhile, Sparxx pulls Firechild up and sends him to the corner, Firechild scales the turnbuckle and tries a cross body block, but Sparxx leaps into the air and catches Firechild with a knee to the face! Firechild spins to the mat, then rolls out of the ring to the floor grabbing his face in pain. As he slowly gets to his feet, Honcho charges at Sparxx, but Sparxx backdrops him over the top rope right onto Firechild. Sparxx then gets a runs to the ropes, but as he rebounds, Rabbit Mask darts in and takes Sparxx to the mat with a drop toe hold, pounces on him and traps him in a CROSSFACE! Rabbit pulls back with everything he has trying for the submission while Honcho and Firechild are recovering on the outside. Sparxx howls in pain, but he will not give up. Finally Sparxx is able to roll his shoulders and gets a two count on Rabbit. Rabbit breaks the hold to avoid the three count and gets to his feet. He sees Honcho and Firechild on the outside slowly getting to their feet, he races to the ropes and leaps over the top, but Fire and Honcho move out of the way and Rabbit SLAMS into the Argentinean announce table and crashes through it! The crowd responds with an appropriate HOLY SHIT! chant.
Honcho and Firechild slide back into the ring and corner Sparxx. Sparxx tries to fight out of the corner with forearms and kicks, but they slam him into the turnbuckle and take turns lighting him up with chops to the chest while Jewel tries to call a time out on the outside of the ring. Sparxx climbs the turnbuckle trying to get away, but Firechild leaps up and catches him with an enzuguri upside the head that sends Sparxx to the apron, then to the floor. Honcho grabs Firechild and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Firechild ducks it and tries a float over DDT, but Honcho charges into the corner before he can finish the move. Honcho rocks Firechild with several European uppercuts, then snap mares him out of the corner, charges and connects with a kick to the back of the head, then covers him for a two count. With Sparxx and Rabbit Mask on the outside, Honcho grabs Firechild’s legs and traps him in a FIGURE FOUR! Firechild howls in pain, but he is nowhere near the ropes. He struggles, and finally turns it over, only to have Honcho turn it right back. Finally, after all the turning and moving, Firechild is able to grab the bottom rope and force the break.
Firechild has used his first rope break
Honcho moves onto the apron and waits for Firechild to get to his feet so he can springboard in, but Sparxx is back on his feet and he grabs Honcho’s leg from the outside. Honcho leans down to grabs Sparxx, and Sparxx traps him and hits a MUSCLE BUSTER on the floor! Honcho is DEAD! Sparxx slides into the ring as Firechild gets up and hits the INSTANT REPLAY! Sparxx covers, but Rabbit Mask comes in from nowhere at two and breaks it up! Rabbit pulls Sparxx to his feet and hits him with the RABBIT DRIVER! He folds Sparxx up, but Firechild gets back on his feet and POPS Rabbit with a superkick to the face breaking it up! Firechild pulls Rabbit up and shoves him into the corner and sets him on the top rope, then climbs up for a superplex. Sparxx struggles to his feet and heads to the corner to try and set up one of those tower of doom things, but Firechild staggers him with several kicks to the face, then doubles him over with a kick to the gut, then tries to hook Rabbit again, but RM knees Fire in the face, then leaps over him and grabs the doubled over Sparxx in a sunset flip for a two count.
Sparxx rolls through and gets to his feet and connects with a double drop kick to Rabbit’s face and stands up, Firechild leaps from the corner trying for a cross body block, but Sparxx hits the deck, but Firechild lands right on Rabbit with a SPLASH and gets a two count before Sparxx grabs him and slams him shoulder first into the ring post drawing a warning from the referee.
JP Sparxx has received his first referee warning
Sparxx turns his attention back to Rabbit, but Rabbit Mask is back on his feet and catches the champ with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him back into the corner. Rabbit charges in and catches him with a high knee to the jaw, then grabs him and heads out of the corner for the bulldog, but he runs right into a CLOTHESLINE from Honcho that nearly takes his head off! Honcho grabs Sparxx and kicks him in the gut and hits a PILEDRIVER and covers, one, two, NO! Firechild recovers and drops an elbow across the back of Honcho’s head! Firechild pulls Honcho to his feet and hits the WINGS OF PHOENIX! Firechild covers, but Rabbit is back up and grabs Firechild and traps him in the HARE HOLD! Firechild is in trouble, and looks like he is going to tap when Sparxx gets back to his feet and lands a kick right to Rabbit’s face.
Honcho and Sparxx wait for Firechild and Rabbit to get to their feet and look like they are about to hit stereo SUPERKICKS! Honcho connects on Firechild, sending him out of the ring, but Sparxx turns and POPS Honcho upside the head sending HIM out of the ring as well. Sparxx grabs a stunned Rabbit and PLANTS him with the GEM DROP! He covers and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 29:41 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – JP Sparxx
CHRIS EVANS vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. PSYKLE vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Dance of Death
Mai Muyo is the first one out for this match. She skips to the ring and rolls under the ropes, and then poses on the turnbuckles, egging on the crowd. Psykle is out next, and receives a reaction slightly less than Mai’s, but still very positive. The big man climbs into the ring and warms up in his corner. The crowd ratchets the cheers up for El Lobo Sangriento, as the Wolfpack greets their leader. Lobo circles the ring shaking hands, and then climbs inside. He nods to Mai and Psykle, and then warms up as well. OOWF Intercontinental Champion Chris Evans is the last one out, and the crowd releases all of the pent up boos they’ve been saving. They rain down derision on the New Guard leader who, if anything, seems to enjoy it. The champion rolls into the ring and holds his title high, and then hands it to referee Davis Hightower. Hightower displays the belt to the crowd, gives the combatants their instructions, and calls for the bell.
As soon as the bell rings, Evans snaps off a super kick, catching Psykle on the bridge of the nose. Psykle falls back against the ropes and Evans takes him out to the floor with a diving clothesline. As they brawl at ringside, Mai and Lobo lock up, and Lobo backs her into the corner. He makes a clean break. Lobo tries an Irish whip as she steps out of the corner, but Mai wallops him with a chop. Lobo staggers a step, and Mai hangs onto his arm, springing off the middle rope into an arm drag. Lobo rolls to his feet and Mai greets him with a dropkick. Lobo falls back against the ropes and Mai gets a running start, springs to the second rope, and drives a knee into his temple. She pivots in the air and hooks his head on the way down, dropping him with a bulldog. Mai rolls him over and covers, but Lobo powers out at one. Mai lands on her feet and immediately hits a leg drop, but Lobo rolls out of the way, dropping to the floor. Mai gets to her feet and backs up as Lobo re-enters the ring.
On the outside, Evans ducks a big boot and Psykle’s foot slams into the ring post. Evans hooks his knee and drives the big man to the floor, hammering him with forearms. Inside, Mai and Lobo lock up a second time and Lobo again gets the upper hand. Mai is backed across the ring until she suddenly drops to the mat and rolls, knocking Lobo’s feet out from under him. She attempts to tie up his legs, but he kicks her off. She moves back in and Lobo catches her with a frantic boot to the head. Lobo explodes to his feet and levels Mai with a clothesline. He continues on to the ropes and comes back with a running forearm as Mai gets up. Mai staggers to the ropes, and Evans hops onto the apron, grabs her head, and drops off, driving her throat into the top rope. Mai collapses, choking. Lobo dares the Champion to re-enter the ring, but Evans simply smirks at him - until Psykle grabs him from behind and pitches him back into the ring.
Lobo pounces on the champion, hammering him with a series of elbows. He and Psykle drag Evans to his feet and send him to the ropes. Twin elbows to the gut are followed by a tandem suplex, and Psykle comes off the ropes with a huge leg drop. He covers, but Lobo naturally pulls him off. While the two big men are busy discussing this turn of events, Mai dives onto Evans and hooks the leg, but only gets one. She’s thrown off into Psykle and Lobo’s legs, and all three go down in a pile. While they sort themselves out, Evans gets to his feet. He circles them, watching for an opportunity. Mai is the first to her feet, and Evans spears her into the corner. Psykle is up and charges, but Evans senses him coming. He dodges, and Psykle slams into Mai in the corner. Evans pitches Lobo through the ropes, and then nails Psykle with a backstabber. He covers, and gets two before Mai breaks it up.
Mai hauls Evans to his feet and shoves him into the corner. She attacks him with a series of kicks, and seems to be getting the upper hand until he goes to the eyes. Mai staggers back, and Evans levels her with an STO. Psykle drags him off before he can cover, and plants the champion with a full-nelson slam. Psykle rebounds off the ropes and drives an elbow into Evans’ throat. Mai is back up, but Lobo catches her with a European uppercut. He sends her to the ropes and hits a high backdrop. Mai over-rotates and lands on her feet, but it takes her a second to regain her balance and Lobo drops her with a tornado clothesline. He makes a cover, but Psykle pulls him off.
Evans rolls out to the floor and heads to the timekeeper’s table, trying to clear his head. Mai follows him out. As she approaches, Evans turns and Blasts her in the face with the Intercontinental Championship. Before she falls, Evans doubles her over, hooks her arms, and drives her through the timekeeper’s table with the Icarus Wings. Evans rolls to his feet and looks at the carnage for a moment, and then heads back to the ring.
Psykle and Lobo are at a standoff. hammering each other with forearms and chops. Evans chop blocks Lobo, dropping him to the mat. Evans pivots and drives a kick into Psykle’s knee, and then rebounds off the ropes and bulldogs the big man into Lobo, making Lobo a soprano in the process. Evans goes back to the ropes and hits a Lionsault on Lobo. He hooks the leg, but Psykle drags him off at two. Psykle hurls the champion into the corner and charges after him. Evans dodges, and Psykle slams into the turnbuckles. Evans hits several kicks to the kidneys and then climbs the ropes. He pivots on the top and drives a knee into Psykle’s throat, and rides it all the way to the mat. He covers, but Psykle is close enough to the ropes to get the break.
Evans gets to his feet, clearly getting frustrated. He stomps on Psykle and then drags him away from the ropes. He tries to tie him into a sharpshooter, but Psykle kicks him off. Evans stumbles into Lobo, who rolls him up and manages to get a two count. Evans rolls to his feet and gets leveled by a clothesline from Psykle. Lobo is up and gets the same treatment. Psykle sends Evans to the ropes and hits a high backdrop, and then snags a charging Lobo and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Psykle covers, but Evans manages to dive on him to break it up. Psykle throws the champion into the corner and attacks him with forearms. Evans Fires back, and manages to go toe-to-toe with the big man. Before Psykle can regain the advantage, Evans ducks a punch, slips behind him, and hits a German suplex. He bridges, but Lobo breaks it up with an elbow at two.
Lobo pulls Psykle up and sends him into the corner, but Psykle reverses. Psykle grabs the champion and sends him after Lobo. Evans runs up Lobo, flips, and catches the charging Psykle in position for an inverted DDT. Before he can hit it, however, Lobo connects with a flying clothesline that completes the DDT and levels the champion as well. Lobo grabs Evans and sets up La Bala de Plata, but Evans drops to his knees to block. Lobo hammers the Champion with forearms and tries for it again, but Evans hits a solid low blow. Hightower is checking on Psykle and doesn’t see a thing. Lobo staggers, and Evans shoves him to the mat. Evans goes to the top - and nails the Toronto Twister on Psykle! Evans hooks the leg and Hightower counts One…Two…Thr - Mai springs off the top rope and hits a frog splash on Evans to break the pin!
Mai rolls to her feet - none too steadily - and throws a kick at Evans, who easily avoids it. He steps inside her guard and grabs her by the throat, hitting a two-handed sitout choke slam. He holds her down and Hightower counts, but Lobo clubs him in the back of the head to break it up. Lobo snaps the champion over with a suplex and then hits a sliding dropkick to the head. He pulls Evans to his feet and sends him across the ring. Evans grabs the ropes to stop his momentum. Lobo charges, and Evans low bridges him. Lobo catches himself on the apron and drops the champion with an elbow strike. Lobo steps back into the ring, but Evans rolls out at the same time. Evans yanks Lobo’s feet out from under him and drags him out of the ring. He gets in a couple of stomps before Lobo catches one and flips him off his feet. Lobo sends the champion into the ringside railing and slams into him with a shoulder block. He pitches the champion onto the Ukranian announce table and heads back to the ring and climbs the ropes.
Inside the ring, Mai and Psykle get slowly to their feet. Psykle catches Mai with a knee to the midsection and lifts her for a suplex. He holds her up for a long time and when he turns to drop her Lobo leaps off the top rope and hits him with a flying bodypress. Mai hits the mat hard and rolls out to the apron. Lobo makes the cover and hooks the leg hard. Hightower counts One…Two…Thr - Psykle rolls a shoulder just in time!
Lobo hauls Psykle to his feet and sends him to the ropes. He drops under the return pass, and Psykle continues to the opposite ropes - just as Mai gets to her feet on the apron. They collide, and Mai goes flying, slamming into the ringside railing. Hightower slides out to check on her, and Evans slides in on the opposite side, title belt in hand. Lobo turns around and Evans BLASTS him in the face with the belt. Blood is already staining Lobo’s mask by the time he hits the mat. The noise draws Psykle’s attention and he charges. Evans ducks a clothesline, hits the ropes himself, and bulldogs Psykle - right onto the title. The champion rolls Psykle over and slides the belt out of the ring. He goes to the ropes and nails a Lionsault. He hooks both legs and rolls him up. Hightower is back in and counts One…Two…Three!
WINNER, and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, in 24:13, Chris Evans
STAN FULTON vs. DANNY TAYLOR vs. RICKY SOARING EAGLE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Dance of Death
Ricky Soaring Eagle is out first, and the crowd is not happy to see him. He storms to the ring, glaring at the fans and seeming to get angrier with every step. He rolls into the ring and paces, staring up the aisle. Matt Folz is announced next, and the boos get even louder. Folz ignores them and remains stoic as he climbs into the ring and warms up. The crowd draws its breath as Folz’s music fades out, and explodes as “Dynamite” Danny Taylor, accompanied by “Dashing” Victor Deniro, steps onto the stage. The Drink and Destroy members pause to drink in the cheers. After a few moments they exchange a handshake and Deniro heads to the back while Danny marches to the ring. He stretches in his corner, keeping a careful eye on his opponents. The boos make a comeback as the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Stan Fulton, walks onto the stage. Fulton holds his title high and smirks at the reaction he receives, and then strolls to the ring. He climbs inside and holds the championship high again, drawing a renewed chorus of boos. Fulton hands the belt to referee Davis Hightower, who displays it to the crowd. Hightower calls the four men to the middle of the ring, gives them their instructions, and then sends them to their corners and calls for the bell.
Folz immediately launches himself at Taylor, slamming him in the face with a forearm and hammering him back to the corner. Taylor reverses their positions and fights back with chops. Soaring Eagle, meanwhile, walks right up to the champion and hits him with a hard right hand. Fulton’s head snaps back and he rubs his jaw. Soaring Eagle takes another swing, but Fulton catches this one and slams Soaring Eagle between the eyes with a head butt. He sends him to the ropes. Soaring Eagle ducks a clothesline and comes back with a shoulder block that knocks the champion back a step. Soaring Eagle follows up with a kick to the gut and a forearm to the head. He tries to continue the assault, but Fulton grabs him around the waist and charges into the corner. The impact knocks the wind out of Soaring Eagle, and Fulton sends him across the ring. Folz steps out of the way and Soaring Eagle slams into Taylor in the corner. Folz Irish whips the champion to give him added momentum as he charges into the corner and squashes both men. Soaring Eagle stumbles out and Fulton drags him onto his shoulders and hits a death valley driver. He goes for the Dropline, but Soaring Eagle rolls out of the way and drops to the floor.
Fulton gets to his feet and turns his attention to Folz and Taylor. The New Guard members pull Taylor out of the corner and each wind an arm. Twin kicks to the stomach are followed by a tandem DDT. Folz stomps on Taylor, keeping him on the mat, as Fulton climbs to the second rope. Before he can leap, Soaring Eagle climbs onto the apron and clubs him in the back of the head. Soaring Eagle climbs the ropes on the outside, continuing to pummel the champion. Folz comes over to help, and the New Guard flip Soaring Eagle to the mat. Folz drops an elbow on Soaring Eagle and rolls off as Fulton hits a splash. Fulton hooks the leg, but Taylor manages to get past Folz and fall on him to break it up just before three.
Folz hauls Taylor off of the champion and knees him in the face as Fulton hauls Soaring Eagle to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Folz drags Taylor to his feet and stuns him with a European uppercut and then gets a running start and levels him with a clothesline. He flips Taylor over and locks on a crossface. Taylor is not about to give up, so Folz wears him down for a while and then releases the hold and stomps on the back of his head. Fulton, meanwhile, works Soaring Eagle over with chops and forearms in the corner until Hightower forces him to break. The champion takes a step back, kicks Soaring Eagle in the stomach and takes him over with a gut wrench suplex. He sits Soaring Eagle up and locks on a rear chinlock. Soaring Eagle works his way to his feet and elbows free. Fulton throws a haymaker and Soaring Eagle ducks it and hammers him in the kidneys. Soaring Eagle hits the ropes behind the champion and drops him with a bulldog. He rolls Fulton over and covers, but Folz stomps on him to break it up at one.
Unfortunately for Folz, he has to turn his back to Taylor in order to help the champion. When he turns back Taylor explodes off the mat and levels him with a clothesline. Taylor mounts Folz and starts hammering him with forearms. He drags Folz to his feet and stuns him with a European uppercut, and then pivots and clubs him to the mat with a blow to the back of the head. Taylor sits Folz up and plants a knee in his back, prying back on his arms. Fulton breaks free of his brawl with Soaring Eagle and knees Taylor in the back of the head to break it up. Soaring Eagle charges as the champion pulls Taylor to his feet. Fulton steps aside just in time, and Soaring Eagle slams into Taylor and they tumble to the mat. Folz gets to his feet and moves to jump in, but Fulton puts a hand on his chest and holds him back. Instead, the New Guard members take a breather as their opponents pummel each other. Soaring Eagle lacks Taylor’s technique, but he makes up for it with rage, lashing out with elbows and knees. Taylor throws Soaring Eagle off and gets to his feet, but Soaring Eagle launches himself off the mat and knocks him into the ropes with an elbow. Soaring Eagle tries for an Irish whip, but Taylor reverses and catches him with a brutal spine buster. Taylor bounces to his feet - and gets leveled by a tandem clothesline from Fulton and Folz.
The New Guard stomp Taylor into the mat and then haul him up and sling him into the corner. Fulton turns and nails Soaring Eagle with a running knee lift, and then helps Folz lift Taylor onto the top turnbuckle. Folz climbs up as well, hammering Taylor with punches. Fulton, meanwhile, turns his attention back to Soaring Eagle, dropping a leg across his throat. Folz hauls Taylor up for a superplex, but Taylor fights back and shoves him off. When he hits the mat Folz rolls right back to his feet and sprints up the turnbuckles, tossing Taylor across the ring with an arm drag. He calls to Fulton, and the champion hits the Dropline on Taylor and covers while Folz traps Soaring Eagle in the Tazzmission. Hightower slides into position and counts One…Two…Thr - Taylor kicks out!
Hightower immediately turns his attention to Folz and Soaring Eagle. Folz has the body scissors applied, and Soaring Eagle isn’t going anywhere, but he’s not ready to submit. Folz releases the hold and pitches Soaring Eagle out of the ring. He grabs Taylor and snaps him over with a suplex. Folz rolls to his feet and goes to the ropes - and Soaring Eagle hooks his leg from the outside, tripping him up. Folz slides to the outside and tries to throw Soaring Eagle into the ringpost, but Soaring Eagle reverses and Folz eats steel. Inside the ring, Fulton drags Danny to his feet and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. He lumbers to the ropes and hits a splash. He hooks the leg - but Soaring Eagle breaks it up. Soaring Eagle pummels the champion, keeping him on the mat. Taylor comes over to help and he and Soaring Eagle drag Fulton to his feet and send him to the ropes. They level the champion with a tandem clothesline, and Soaring Eagle immediately turns and swings a haymaker at Taylor. Danny ducks and hits an inverted atomic drop, and then goes to the ropes - Boomerang! Taylor sets up the Dynamite Drop - and hits it! Before he can cover however, Folz, bleeding heavily from the nose, slides into the ring and blindsides him with a running kick. Folz drags Taylor to his feet and shoves him against the ropes. He drives a series of shoulders into Taylor’s midsection and then slings him toward Fulton, who hits the backcut slam. Fulton drags Taylor closer to the corner and climbs to the second rope. He nails The Crusher! The champion makes the cover, while Folz plants a knee in Soaring Eagle’s chest and elbows him repeatedly in the face. Hightower counts One…Two…Three
WINNER, and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, in 37:42, “Crusher” Stan Fulton.
After the match, Stan Fulton and Matt Folz are not finished. The World champion grabs the mic and looks up at the cage that has been hanging ominously over the ring all night. Stan takes a second to compose himself then speaks
You see that cage up there? I asked for that. Win or lose tonight……and the only chance of me losing tonight was if Folz beat me……I knew I wanted one more match. You see, Danny Taylor, Outback Jack…….<nearly spitting the words> Drink and Destroy…..I am tired of you. I am tired of beating you down, I am tired of destroying what you love, I am tired of talking about you. So tonight……..tonight we finish it. Danny Taylor and Outback Jack, bring your asses out here for a fight to finish this once and for all.
Jack and Danny race to the ring. Taylor goes after Fulton, but Jack is ambushed by Folz, who destroys him with a vicious Spinebuster.
With Drink and Destroy down, “Run This Town” blasts through the arena and the New Guard, led by Chris Evans race to the ring, looking as arrogant as ever, and slide into the ring just before the cage is completely lowered! It is now a six on two beatdown! They immediately make a run for Taylor, and attack him like a pack of wolves. After Taylor is beaten down enough, Evans pulls out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs Taylor’s arm to the ropes, then pulls out a second pair of cuffs and cuffs the ropes to the cage keeping anyone from raising the cage back up.
Outback Jack tries to attack Evans from behind, which of course does not go over well with the New Guard, and the entire group now goes after Jack. However, unlike with Taylor, Evans does not look arrogant anymore. He now looks disgusted and pissed off.
Evans: You stupid, pathetic old man. Who the fuck do you think you are, trying to put your hands on me? You need to learn to respect your superiors, and it looks like we’re gonna have to beat some respect into you. And don’t think that Lobo is gonna come out to help you, cause the New Guard and myself took care of him before coming out here. So I think we’re just gonna take our sweet time here.
Evans pulls out a pair of brass knucks and starts beating down on Jack’s skull, busting him open. He then allows the New Guard to have their turns, after which, Jack is placed in the corner, where Fulton hits him with multiple Corner Avalanches.
E: See what you’ve done to us, Danny?! You could have made this so much easier on yourself if you only joined us. Now, his blood is on YOUR hands!
Jack at this point is a bloody mess and is barely conscious as he is dragged over to Danny and is placed just within their reach. Outback’s head is violently jerked upward so that Taylor can look into Jack’s eyes. Danny watches in horror as Jack reaches out in desperation, his face gushing with blood and a look of fear in his eyes. His face is barely visible as the blood pours into his mouth, making it nearly impossible for him to breathe, except in shallow, guttural gasps. As Danny goes to touch Jack’s hand, Fulton drops a big knee onto the center of Jack’s back, causing Jack to jerk back violently in pain. Jack is pulled just out of reach as Evans and Folz lock on a Liontamer/Crossface combo. After about a minute of this, Evans releases his Liontamer and goes over to Danny while Folz continues the Crossface.
E: Whats wrong, Danny? Just tell us to stop, and we will!
Taylor has all he can take of this and punches Evans square in the jaw. Evans recoils, and is really pissed off now, rushing Taylor with repeated kicks to the chest and face, followed by a brass knuckle punch to Taylor.
E: Huh, didn’t think you’d be this hard to deal with. Good thing I came prepared, huh?
While Taylor is knocked out, Evans pulls out a second pair of handcuffs and handcuffs Taylor’s other arm to the ropes.
The beating continues on Outback Jack as the New Guard now hits their signature moves on Jack, while Taylor, who has now regained consciousness attempts to rush towards them, a futile effort seeing how he now realizes that both of his arms are now tied to the ropes, thus making it impossible for Taylor to free himself.
E: Hey, Taylor, you’re finally awake again. You’re gonna say something now, aren’t ya? I mean, you do care about Jack’s well being, don’t ya?
DDT: ...
E: Well, that’s how its gotta be, huh? Fulton, lets finish this. These people, they’re stuck in the past, they don’t seem to get it.
Evans grabs Outback Jack and hooks his arms, looking to set him up for the Icarus Wings. However, he stops and drops Jack.
E: And that’s another thing, Danny. I’ve been allowing you to get away with it for this whole time, but now that you refuse to see the error of your ways, I can no longer allow the two of us to share the same finisher. That move has been defiled by you, it’s a part of the part. And this...
Evans picks up Jack yet again, except this time he picks him and annihilates him with a Small Package Driver on the steel chair that Jack had brought into the ring.
E: THAT...is the Way of the Future.
Evans shoves Jack’s body off of the chair, picks up the chair and places it on top of Outback Jack’s legs as Fulton heads towards the ropes. Taylor at this point is trying as hard as he can to break free, tears streaming down his face. Fulton climbs to the second rope, but before he jumps, he looks at Evans, who looks at him, and says “One more.” Fulton now climbs up one more rope, jumps, and hits the CRUSHER FROM THE TOP ROPE! Upon impact, Taylor winces and looks away. Outback Jack lets out screams of agony, the likes of which nobody has ever heard from him.
E: You know Taylor, I seem to remember a certain guy around here make mention about us recently. You may recognize it. It’s from just a couple of weeks ago:
E: You’re right, Moose. Simply beating down Jack wasn’t gonna get us remembered. Hell, most people have done that. However...
Evans stomps down repeatedly on Jack’s shattered legs, and holds a microphone so that the few people that can’t hear Jack’s blood-curdling shrieks of pain can easily hear them now.
E: Seeing how we have just ended that same man’s career by making it so that he can never be medically cleared to wrestle again, we WILL be remembered. Jack really is a stubborn old bastard, and not one that wanted to go out until he deemed it so. Well you see, that didn’t fit in with our agenda, so we threw a little wrench in those plans.
You see, everyone can bitch and moan about us, but the fact of the matter, is that we have backed up EVERY FUCKING WORD we have said. You Old Guard assholes said we wouldn’t last, that you would have all of the titles, and that we would be running with our tails between our legs at the first sign of a true challenge. Well, here we are, here we fucking are. All you’ve done is fucking talk, while we’ve actually gone out there and fucking done it! We’ve beaten you at your own game, and we have shown you just exactly who runs this place now.
So enjoy this sight, Taylor. Cause the last memory that you’re gonna have of Jack in the OOWF is not gonna be a man who went out in a blaze of glory, or a man who decided that it was time for him to step aside, having done all he needed to in this business. Instead, your last memory of him will be the sight of your one and only true friend, writhing in agony at our feet.
Evans drops down on his knees right next to Danny’s face. Danny has a look of pure rage and hatred in his eyes.
E: Just give me the word Danny…….just tell me to stop. Just tell me enough. And we stop
Evans holds the mic in front of Danny’s face
T: ……..
E: What’s wrong Danny? Cat got your tongue?
Evans now stands right out of Taylor’s reach, and then turns his attention to Outback Jack, who is now being tended to by medical staff. Evans then turns his attention back to Taylor, who is on his knees and frozen in shock over what he has just witnessed. Evans gets right up to Taylor and mockingly taps Taylor on the face, putting Jack’s blood on Taylor’s face. Evans then points to Jack, his hand forming the shape of a gun. The last thing that the camera gets is Evans leaning over, and into Taylor’s ear simply whispering the word, “Boom.”
Evans undoes the cuffs from the cage and ropes and motions for the cage to rise up and grabs Jack and tosses him out of the ring.
Folz: You guys want him? Fine. Get that pile of shit out of our sight.
As the cage rises, a bloody Lobo, Vic Dinero, Texpress, Davin Moreland, LD Williams and Stank storm the ring, but the New Guard are able to bail out of the ring without so much as getting touched. The New Guard gloats all the way to the back as Taylor is freed from his handcuffs. But instead of running towards them, or even going to check on the status of Outback Jack, Taylor remains on his knees, a blank, emotionless look scrawled on his face. We focus on the medics tending to Jack as we fade to black.
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<we open cold with GM Selena standing in the ring>
Ladies and Gentlemen, first, I would like to thank all of you for coming out on a Wednesday night to see the pay per view that was SUPPOSED to take place on Sunday. I think each and every OOWF fan deserves an explanation. For those of you who have seen OOWFtv the last few days, you will see that our former esteemed General Manager the Rick was partially responsible for the blackout. But he was only partially responsible.
<Selena leaves the fans in suspense for a moment, then turns to the main camera, a uncharacteristic snarl on her face>
the main culprit was none other than VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! <the crowd boos the shit out of this> Yeah, you see, it seems like ol’ Vince still hasn’t forgiven us for Las Vegas, and he wanted to make DAMN sure he didn’t have any competition for his shitty Royal Rumble pay per view. <crowd boos again> I will give you one piece of advice Vinnie, no one wants to see announcers compete. NO FUCKING ONE! <Selena pauses for a moment realizing what she just said>
Nash: Well, some people want to see ME wrestle
Russ: Hush
That’s ok, the show WILL go on, and out show WILL be better than that crapfest you call wrestling. Now let’s get things started!
<Selena leaves the ring and the crowd roars their approval for her. She slaps hands with the fans as she heads to the back>
#HEEL CARDBOARD CUTOUT JOHNY ADRENALINE vs. JUSTIN SANE vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. OUTBACK JACK – OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Title Dance of Death
The rules of this match are simple. There is a twenty minute time limit, the last person holding the DDT title as the time limit expires walks out of here the champion. As the bell rings, Comrade Sharkoff wraps his chain around his fist and tries to nail AA from behind, but AA ducks and Sharkoff NAILS #Heel Cardboard Cutout Johnny Adrenaline right in the face! #HCCJA falls to the mat and Sharkoff covers him, while Justin and Jack tangle with AA and Sharkoff gets the three count!
WINNER in :31 and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – Comrade Sharkoff
Sharkoff gets to his feet and celebrates, and nearly gets cut in half from a SPEAR by Outback Jack! The two of them fight on the mat, Jack trying to hold Sharkoff’s shoulders down, but he can’t. Across the ring, #HCCJA and AA are double teaming Justin. AA sends Justin to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a big back body drop, then he lifts Johnny for a press slam, and drops him right on Justin! Justin is OUT! AA grabs Sharkoff from behind and rolls him up and gets a two count, but that is broken up by Jack who grabs AA and PLANTS him with a DDT! Sharkoff gets to his feet and Justin and #HCCJA are both up on their….feet. Sharkoff charges at them both for a double clothesline, but Justin ducks, #HCCJA does not and Sharkoff clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor.
Inside the ring, AA looks on in horror as #HCCJA slams to the floor. Comrade Sharkoff has some words for #HCCJA and Outback Jack grabs him from behind and hits the CHOMP! Sharkoff may be DEAD! Before Jack can cover him, AA gets to his feet and rakes Jack’s eyes and throws him out of the ring. AA follows and he and #HCCJA double team OBJ on the floor. AA puts #HCCJA on Jack’s throat and chokes him out mercilessly. Inside the ring, Justin climbs to the top rope and hits a nice flying legdrop on Sharkoff, covers, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 5:36 and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – Justin Sane
Justin celebrates as the referee hands him the title, then pauses and asks him if he can borrow five dollars. On the outside, AA and #HCCJA pull Jack to his feet and AA grabs a beer bottle and smashes it upside Jack’s head. Jack falls to the floor, but once he realizes that AA wasted BEER by hitting him, he gets to his feet and is LIVID! Jack does the Hulk Hogan YOU! at #HCCJA and AA, AA grabs #HCCJA and takes off with OBJ in hot pursuit.
Inside the ring, Justin and Sharkoff get to their feet and we have what seems like a mostly normal wrestling match. They lock up and Sharkoff whips Justin to the corner, he charges in, but Justin stops him with a boot to the jaw, then heads to the top rope for a moonsault, but Sharkoff catches him and reverses it into a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! Sharkoff covers Justin and gets the three count.
WINNER in 9:21 – and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion – Comrade Sharkoff
The camera quickly cuts to the back because we are told there is some action there. We are back by the catering table where Outback Jack is peppering #HCCJA with punches to the jaw, #HCCJA wobbles, but he will not go down. AA charges at OBJ hoping to blindside him, but Jack backdrops AA RIGHT THROUGH THE CATERING TABLE!
Russ: All is practically is still now. They've dropped the pizza rolls out of the warming trays, and they've been scattered all over the floor. It seems to be raining pasta; it's—the falling pasta had slacked up a little bit. The large containers of coffee are just holding it just, just enough to keep them from — It spilled! It spilled, and it's running, it's running all over the floor! Watch it! Watch it, AA! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get this, Razz! Get this, Nash! It's coffee—and it's spilling on the floor! It's spilling on the floor! Oh, my, get out of the way, please! It's burning and running all over the floor, and the—and the pizza rolls, and the pasta and all the wrestlers have to agree that this is terrible, this is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world. [Indecipherable word(s)] It's–it's–it's the food, [indecipherable, possibly the word "tragedy"] oh, four- or five-hundred pizza rolls on the floor and it ... it's a terrific mess, ladies and gentlemen. It's pasta, and it's spilled coffee ... and the pasta is falling to the ground, in puddles of scalding hot coffee. Oh, the humanity and all the wrestlers screaming around here. I tell you, I can't even talk to people whose friends are back there. Ah! It's–it's–it's–it's ... o–ohhh! I–I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, it's just laying there, a mass of broken wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly eat and drink, and the screaming. Ladies and gentlemen, I–I'm sorry. Honest: I–I can hardly breathe. I–I'm going to step aside where I cannot see it. Razz, that's terrible. Ah, ah—I can't. I, listen, folks, I–I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed.
The audio feed goes dead and we cut back to the ring where Sharkoff has Justin in a bear hug, trying to run the clock down. The crowd cheers Justin on and he makes a comeback and hammers Sharkoff with lefts and rights to the head and finally frees himself from Sharkoff’s grasp. Justin bounds of the ropes and connects with a HURRACARANA that sends Sharkoff to the floor. The announcer tells us that there are just two minutes left in the match. Justin gets to his feet and yells DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK! Just before the lights fail us, the camera looks up we see Outback Jack, Attitude Adjuster and #HCCJA on the scaffolding above the ring. Jack has a chair and is about to swing it when the lights go out!
The lights go off and we hear an alarm clock, a large truck backing up, a jackhammer, a donkey bray and what appears to be xylophones being run through a tree shredder. When the lights come back on, Comrade Sharkoff is lying in the middle of the ring, out cold, and Justin Sane is lying on the apron, covered in sweat and breathing heavily. On the scaffolding, Outback Jack swings the chair for AA’s head, but he moves out of the way and the shot catches #HCCJA right on the face! #HCCJA tumbles over the railing as AA screams and tries to grab him, and Outback Jack looks on in horror. #HCCJA falls, and does a 360……720……1080……1440……1800 moonsault and lands on Comrade Sharkoff! The referee hits the mat and makes the three count just as time expires!!
WINNER in 20:00 and NEW DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion - #Heel Cardboard Cutout Johnny Adrenaline
ALEXANDER DARLING & THE FLYIN HAWAIIANS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS & GHOSTHEAD vs. DAVIN MORELAND, LD WILLIAMS & STANK vs. TEXPRESS & FIREWOMAN – OOWF Campeonas de Trios Elimination Dance of Death
This is going to be one of the biggest matches in OOWF history as 12 of the very best in this company compete in a 4-way elimination Campeonas de Trios Match. “Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy” is the first music that hits and the cowboy style of Chad, Zane, and Fire is there for the world to see. Chaps, boots, and hats are in full regalia as the triumverate enter to a great ovation. The team makes their way to the ring as hands are slapped and babies are kissed along the route. They get into the ring and wait as the ominous music of The Saints of Sinners hit and they step into the arena with the mysterious Ghosthead to thunderous boos. The Saints clearly revel in their response while Ghosthead seems totally indifferent to it all. Luckily for us we do have multiple refs on hand for this match and as the Saints and Ghosthead get into the ring, they keep the two teams apart long enough for both to turn towards the entrance as the music of the team of LD, Davin, and Stank begins to play. The crowd is mostly positive for the legends of the OOWF but still a slightly mixed reaction to the three in matching singlets. They make their way into the ring and we see some back and forth trash talking with Stank, Ghosthead, and Fire as well as Davin and the Texans. Also Moose is trying to keep LD and Eco apart for the time being as LD seems really upset with the former CEO. The refs keep control though and all three teams turn towards the entrance as we hear a wolves howl leading right into the traditional Hawaiian entrance. The war dance finishes and “Prelude 12/21” hits and Alexander Darling joins them on the ramp. The champs are all in black and are hearing a decidedly loud, but totally mixed reaction. The current champs race down the aisle and all slide under the bottom rope. Alex tries to go right after Moose but the refs are quick enough to step in between the two for now but we know it won’t last long. Davis Hightower as senior ref gets to be the man in the ring and he explains the rules to all 4 teams. He sends everyone to their respective corners as Barros and Hale slide to the floor. Hightower calls for a member of Team Cowboy and Team Legend to start us off and it looks like Chad and LD will be beginning the match.
And we get underway with LD and Chad locking up and let’s just assume for the sake of this match not taking 5 hours to read that the first 15-20 minutes of the match is a lot of back-and-forth between all the teams. With 4 teams, it’s impossible to really cut any of the ring off and we get a lot of tags and different members of teams working together and opposed to one another. We even see Alex and Fire do a quick back and forth chain wrestling sequence that brings the crowd to their feet, but they quickly tag out and we get some other matchups. All 4 teams are showing amazing team work, but somehow through this first portion of the match we’ve avoided getting the combustible elements together in the ring at the same time, but we have seen some former partnerships have worked well together. Alex, Davin, and Fire have combined for some nice Run DEA history, Moose has worked with both Stank & LD against the Hawaiians and Texans. We also saw a good back-and-forth between the Hawaiians and the Manns and should the time come, a pairing of Stank and Ghosthead could be formidable but the partnership did not last long tonight because as soon as Aina was sent to the floor in one exchange, Ghosthead focused his attention on LD and Stank wasn’t going to allow his partner to be harmed, even by his brother.
As the match continues, we see Stank and Zane slugging it out on the floor as even with the extra refs, they are allowing quite a lot of leeway with the wrestlers so that we get a clear, decisive, and as fair as possible winner in this match. With Zane and Stank slugging it out this of course leads to the “my dive is better than yours” portion of the match. Chad’s up first and nails a picture-perfect Asai moonsault onto Stank. As Zane helps his partner up, they’re quickly taken back down by the stereo Shooting Star Presses by the Flyin’ Hawaiians. Fire’s up next as she gets a running start, hits the top rope and nails a springboard 450 onto the mess of bodies on the floor. Back inside the ring we see, Davin, Alex, and Ghosthead all preparing to get running starts as well. All three hit the far ropes, but only Davin and Ghost continue their journey as Eco trips up Alex but Ghosthead and Davin continue on their way and both nail no-handed suicide planchas on the group of bodies. LD is the last to make the trip as he nails a heat-seeking missile dive onto Ghosthead.
But that leaves Alex alone inside the ring with the Saints of Sinners and he motions for both of them to bring it. Moose and Eco aren’t one to disappoint and they attack as Eco goes for a double-leg takedown and Moose quickly jumps on top and starts throwing punches to Alexander’s face. Darling finally kicks Eco away and is able to swing position so he’s on top an now he’s throwing punches with no caring who’s around. Eco’s about to get involved once again by LD is back and he drags Eco into a far corner and now Chad is back as well and he’s trying to pull Alex off Moose and that seems to be a mistake as Darling turns his attention to Chad and slams him with a hard back elbow. He pushes Madison towards the corner and starts choking away and it doesn’t seem like Alex cares at all as Hightower begins a 5-count. He gets to 4 and Alex shows no signs of letting go, but the DQ is stopped as Moose is back up and chops Alex behind the knees and they roll to the floor as CM tries to catch his breath in the ring. Back on the floor as Moose and AD continue to brawl and Moose gets the advantage when he moves out of the way of a charging Alex and Darling slams head first into the steel ring post. Moose gets a sick look in his eye as he reaches into his boot and pulls out his scalpel. He’s about to reach down to pick up the on all fours Alex but out of nowhere, Firewoman gets a running start and uses her husband as a stepstool and nails her brother with a flying hurricanrana. Fire helps Alex up and together Phoenix Rising now have Moose at a disadvantage as Eco is stuck in the ring with both LD and Chad. Fire and Alex go back-and-forth using Moose as a punching bag but before they get any real advantage, Ghosthead interrupts and is about to nail Fire with a Singapore Cane shot to the head, but Alex pushes her out of the way and takes the full brunt. AD is staggered and after a few seconds he licks his lips and tastes the blood dripping down and he smiles as he tackles Ghosthead and reaches under the ring and pulls out a box of light tubes. He grabs one and smashes it enough so has a big enough piece of glass in his hand and he’s about to start digging when Moose is back and drags Alex off. Fire’s back involved as well and the four are now picking up any weapon in sight and trying to kill each other as they fight around the ringside area, into the stands, up the ramp, and wherever the violence takes them and finally the refs have had enough of this…
Firewoman, Alexander Darling, Moosehead Jack, and Ghosthead have all been eliminated from this match!!!
The Texans and Hawaiians both seem a bit angry at this but the biggest look of shock is on Eco’s face as he realizes both of his partners are gone and that no one left in the ring really likes him at all. But Eco is nothing if not smart and he quickly rolls to the floor to get and get a breather as this match continues. Davis gets everything back in order and we start this match back up and we get one of the best rivalries in OOWF history to continue as the Hawaiians and Texans put on another tag team exhibition for a good 5-10 minutes with only brief appearances by the legends as they tag in and out and Eco continues to stay on the floor as long as he can. Stank is in the ring with the Hawaiians and he’s trying to fight them both off but the numbers get to Stank and it looks like they’re about to put him away when Eco finally makes his presence felt again and he tosses Kai and Aina both to the floor and he climbs to the top rope. He’s going for the SAVIOR SPLASH on Stank but as he leaps Davin quickly makes his way into the ring and catches Eco in mid-air with the RGDC. Stank’s back to his feet and he hits the ropes…STANKONIA 2.0. He makes the cover…
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No, Kai and Aina are back and before Stank even realizes what’s going on, he’s on one of their shoulders and the other is leaping off with the bulldog…DIAMOND HEAD connects and another cover is made…
1…LD & Davin about to make the save
2…Chad and Zane cut them off.
3!!!
Stank has been eliminated!
Eco somehow gets back to his feet and is going for the ENDGAME on Kai, but Aina nails him with a SUPERKICK and Eco staggers right into LD’s waiting arms. LD bends him over…CANADIAN DESTROYER connects and now LD makes the cover on Eco…
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No, once again the Hawaiians take the opportunity and this time they hit their SSP/450 combo on Eco and LD and all 4 men roll to the outside leaving just the Texans and Davin in the ring and the world has been waiting for this. The former best friends start tearing into one another but the numbers take their toll on Davin and he has to figure something out to get out of this predicament. The tag team work of the Texans is second to none and they are really working over Davin, but Davin somehow has enough in him to use his size and he somehow gets into position and he’s able to send Zane flying to the floor. Chad goes to hit a lariat on Davin but it doesn’t really do much and Davin’s able to reach out and grab Chad by the hair and before he realizes, Davin has him up…HELLEVATOR. He makes the cover…
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No, Zane’s off the top and nails Davin with a thunderous kneedrop. LD is back in the ring and drags Zane to his feet. He locks Zane’s arms up as Chad gets to his feet as well and quickly climbs the ropes. He’s about to break up LD and Zane, but LD sees him coming and moves out of the way but Chad’s able to compensate as Davin is standing behind them…SUICIDE LARIAT by Chad on Davin…STRAIGHTJACKET GERMAN by LD on Zane. Both make the cover as Hightower counts Davin and from the outside Hale counts Zane…
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Hightower and Hale look at one another and discuss before coming to a decision,
Davin Moreland & Zane Myers have both been eliminated!!
We’re down to 5 and the Hawaiians are still together and both look towards the entranceway where Zane and Davin are arguing up the ramp and waving at them like the cocky sob’s that they are, but it costs them as Chad and LD hit stereo dropkicks and Aina falls to the floor as Kai hits the ropes and rebounds right into Eco’s arms…ENDGAME and this time he hits it. LD and Chad block Aina from getting back into the ring…
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Kai has been eliminated!
And now we’re down to the final 4 and it’s one member from each team. Somehow Eco has survived a good 20 minutes since both of his partners have been eliminated. We’re back to action and it’s Chad Madison and Ecosystem putting on a nice cruiser-style match. Quick moves and counters, high-flying when it’s possible but Chad makes a mistake and looks for a tag to Zane but Zane’s gone and Eco’s able to hit a step-up enzuriguri. Eco picks up Chad and Irish whips him but Aina is able to hit a blind tag on Chad without Eco seeing. Aina waits on the outside as Eco hits a low drop kick to Chad and quickly follows up with a brutal SHINING WIZARD and he makes a cover, but Hightower doesn’t make a count and Eco gets up and in his face as Davis explains. Eco finally understands and turns around right into a flying top rope SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR from Aina that turns Eco inside out. Aina stays on the attack and lifts Eco up, locks his hands and lifts him up…PACKAGE PILEDRIVER and Hightower may as well count to 10.
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Ecosystem has been eliminated!
As Eco rolls out of the ring and before Aina even has a chance to recover, LD Williams is in the ring and now LD and Aina give us a hard-hitting, back and forth strong style striking exchange. Elbows, chops, punches, and kicks are given and taken by both men, but LD seems to be a bit fresher since he hasn’t had to carry the load as long as Aina and LD starts pushing Aina backwards. The Hawaiian is staggered and LD looks to put him as he pulls him in and nails a Jake Roberts style short-arm clothesline, but he doesn’t let go as he drags Aina to his feet and hits a Rude Awakening, but once again LD holds on as he rolls Aina back to his feet and hits the third move, a nasty looking DDT that plants Aina right on top of his head.
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No, Aina gets his leg on the bottom rope. LD looks frustrated that he didn’t hook the leg there to put Aina away and as he’s about to drag Aina up, out of nowhere Aina with the small package…
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2.75 and LD barely rolls out of it and but he’s up to his feet first and quickly takes Aina back down with a deep armdrag and he’s close enough to Chad to reach out and make a tag and we get basically a LD & Chad against Aina portion of the match. Quick tags and the like are used to wear Aina down. Aina’s in serious trouble as Chad and LD coordinate their attacks. Chad motions for a tag and tells LD to lift Aina up on his shoulders. It looks like LD and Chad are setting up for a DROPKICK DEVICE. As Chad climbs the ropes and is about to leap, Aina’s able to snap off a DRAGON RANA and Chad goes splat on the mat. Aina rolls LD out of the ring and quickly climbs the ropes…SHOOTING STAR PRESS and it’s a beauty. He hooks Chad’s leg…
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Chad Madison has been eliminated!
And Aina is looking damn good as he celebrates another elimination but he gets a little cocky as he starts doing the “goodbye song” to Chad as he walks up the aisle and he totally forgets about LD Williams. LDW is back in the ring and comes up from behind and he grabs Aina…LUNGBLOWER. And LD is on the attack as he drags Aina up, kick to the boot, and there it is…CANADIAN DESTROYER.
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Thhhhhrrrr…No, Aina somehow rolls a shoulder, but LD doesn’t let it stop him as he quickly steps between Aina’s legs and rolls him over…SHARPSHOOTER in the center of the ring. Aina is reaching for the ropes, but LD has perfect ring positioning here and Aina holds on as long as he can, but he just doesn’t have enough left and has no choice but to tap out before permanent damage is done.
Aina has been eliminated!
WINNERS in 68:41 and NEW OOWF CAMPEONAS de TRIOS, LD Williams, Stank, and Davin Moreland!!!
JP SPARXX vs. FIRECHILD vs. RABBIT MASK vs. HONCHO WILLIAMS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Dance of Death
Firechild, Rabbit and Honcho are all announced and make their way to the ring and wait for the champ. Sparxx is announced and makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos, as always with Jewel on his arm. Sparxx steps into the ring and walks up to each man and eyes them then smirks and looks at the referee. He hands off his title and the referee calls the others to the middle of the ring where handshakes are shared all around. The referee holds the title up, then calls for the bell and this one is underway!
Rabbit and Firechild dart in and catch Sparxx with a double kick to the gut, then take him to the mat with a double suplex. Rabbit tries to float over and cover, but Firechild pulls him off of Sparxx and sends him into the corner. Rabbit tries a clothesline, but Firechild ducks it and grabs Rabbit around the waist for a German suplex, but Rabbit fights it, until Honcho POPS him with the THUNDERBOLT! Firechild completes the move and FC gets a two count, but Honcho breaks it up with a kick to the ribs. Honcho turns around and Sparxx is back on his feet and nails Honcho with a spinning heel kick, then pulls him to his feet and knees him in the gut and sets him up for a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, but Firechild grabs Sparxx from behind and rolls him up, Rabbit breaks it up by grabbing Firechild in a front facelock and PLANTING him with a DDT! Rabbit covers Firechild, but Honcho is back up and he grabs Rabbit and pulls him to his feet, scoops him up and ties him in the tree of woe, then charges in and hits a SPEAR on the helpless Rabbit Mask! Rabbit falls to the mat in pain, and Honcho covers him, but Rabbit kicks out at two.
Meanwhile, Sparxx pulls Firechild up and sends him to the corner, Firechild scales the turnbuckle and tries a cross body block, but Sparxx leaps into the air and catches Firechild with a knee to the face! Firechild spins to the mat, then rolls out of the ring to the floor grabbing his face in pain. As he slowly gets to his feet, Honcho charges at Sparxx, but Sparxx backdrops him over the top rope right onto Firechild. Sparxx then gets a runs to the ropes, but as he rebounds, Rabbit Mask darts in and takes Sparxx to the mat with a drop toe hold, pounces on him and traps him in a CROSSFACE! Rabbit pulls back with everything he has trying for the submission while Honcho and Firechild are recovering on the outside. Sparxx howls in pain, but he will not give up. Finally Sparxx is able to roll his shoulders and gets a two count on Rabbit. Rabbit breaks the hold to avoid the three count and gets to his feet. He sees Honcho and Firechild on the outside slowly getting to their feet, he races to the ropes and leaps over the top, but Fire and Honcho move out of the way and Rabbit SLAMS into the Argentinean announce table and crashes through it! The crowd responds with an appropriate HOLY SHIT! chant.
Honcho and Firechild slide back into the ring and corner Sparxx. Sparxx tries to fight out of the corner with forearms and kicks, but they slam him into the turnbuckle and take turns lighting him up with chops to the chest while Jewel tries to call a time out on the outside of the ring. Sparxx climbs the turnbuckle trying to get away, but Firechild leaps up and catches him with an enzuguri upside the head that sends Sparxx to the apron, then to the floor. Honcho grabs Firechild and sends him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Firechild ducks it and tries a float over DDT, but Honcho charges into the corner before he can finish the move. Honcho rocks Firechild with several European uppercuts, then snap mares him out of the corner, charges and connects with a kick to the back of the head, then covers him for a two count. With Sparxx and Rabbit Mask on the outside, Honcho grabs Firechild’s legs and traps him in a FIGURE FOUR! Firechild howls in pain, but he is nowhere near the ropes. He struggles, and finally turns it over, only to have Honcho turn it right back. Finally, after all the turning and moving, Firechild is able to grab the bottom rope and force the break.
Firechild has used his first rope break
Honcho moves onto the apron and waits for Firechild to get to his feet so he can springboard in, but Sparxx is back on his feet and he grabs Honcho’s leg from the outside. Honcho leans down to grabs Sparxx, and Sparxx traps him and hits a MUSCLE BUSTER on the floor! Honcho is DEAD! Sparxx slides into the ring as Firechild gets up and hits the INSTANT REPLAY! Sparxx covers, but Rabbit Mask comes in from nowhere at two and breaks it up! Rabbit pulls Sparxx to his feet and hits him with the RABBIT DRIVER! He folds Sparxx up, but Firechild gets back on his feet and POPS Rabbit with a superkick to the face breaking it up! Firechild pulls Rabbit up and shoves him into the corner and sets him on the top rope, then climbs up for a superplex. Sparxx struggles to his feet and heads to the corner to try and set up one of those tower of doom things, but Firechild staggers him with several kicks to the face, then doubles him over with a kick to the gut, then tries to hook Rabbit again, but RM knees Fire in the face, then leaps over him and grabs the doubled over Sparxx in a sunset flip for a two count.
Sparxx rolls through and gets to his feet and connects with a double drop kick to Rabbit’s face and stands up, Firechild leaps from the corner trying for a cross body block, but Sparxx hits the deck, but Firechild lands right on Rabbit with a SPLASH and gets a two count before Sparxx grabs him and slams him shoulder first into the ring post drawing a warning from the referee.
JP Sparxx has received his first referee warning
Sparxx turns his attention back to Rabbit, but Rabbit Mask is back on his feet and catches the champ with a drop kick to the jaw that sends him back into the corner. Rabbit charges in and catches him with a high knee to the jaw, then grabs him and heads out of the corner for the bulldog, but he runs right into a CLOTHESLINE from Honcho that nearly takes his head off! Honcho grabs Sparxx and kicks him in the gut and hits a PILEDRIVER and covers, one, two, NO! Firechild recovers and drops an elbow across the back of Honcho’s head! Firechild pulls Honcho to his feet and hits the WINGS OF PHOENIX! Firechild covers, but Rabbit is back up and grabs Firechild and traps him in the HARE HOLD! Firechild is in trouble, and looks like he is going to tap when Sparxx gets back to his feet and lands a kick right to Rabbit’s face.
Honcho and Sparxx wait for Firechild and Rabbit to get to their feet and look like they are about to hit stereo SUPERKICKS! Honcho connects on Firechild, sending him out of the ring, but Sparxx turns and POPS Honcho upside the head sending HIM out of the ring as well. Sparxx grabs a stunned Rabbit and PLANTS him with the GEM DROP! He covers and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 29:41 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – JP Sparxx
CHRIS EVANS vs. EL LOBO SANGRIENTO vs. PSYKLE vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Dance of Death
Mai Muyo is the first one out for this match. She skips to the ring and rolls under the ropes, and then poses on the turnbuckles, egging on the crowd. Psykle is out next, and receives a reaction slightly less than Mai’s, but still very positive. The big man climbs into the ring and warms up in his corner. The crowd ratchets the cheers up for El Lobo Sangriento, as the Wolfpack greets their leader. Lobo circles the ring shaking hands, and then climbs inside. He nods to Mai and Psykle, and then warms up as well. OOWF Intercontinental Champion Chris Evans is the last one out, and the crowd releases all of the pent up boos they’ve been saving. They rain down derision on the New Guard leader who, if anything, seems to enjoy it. The champion rolls into the ring and holds his title high, and then hands it to referee Davis Hightower. Hightower displays the belt to the crowd, gives the combatants their instructions, and calls for the bell.
As soon as the bell rings, Evans snaps off a super kick, catching Psykle on the bridge of the nose. Psykle falls back against the ropes and Evans takes him out to the floor with a diving clothesline. As they brawl at ringside, Mai and Lobo lock up, and Lobo backs her into the corner. He makes a clean break. Lobo tries an Irish whip as she steps out of the corner, but Mai wallops him with a chop. Lobo staggers a step, and Mai hangs onto his arm, springing off the middle rope into an arm drag. Lobo rolls to his feet and Mai greets him with a dropkick. Lobo falls back against the ropes and Mai gets a running start, springs to the second rope, and drives a knee into his temple. She pivots in the air and hooks his head on the way down, dropping him with a bulldog. Mai rolls him over and covers, but Lobo powers out at one. Mai lands on her feet and immediately hits a leg drop, but Lobo rolls out of the way, dropping to the floor. Mai gets to her feet and backs up as Lobo re-enters the ring.
On the outside, Evans ducks a big boot and Psykle’s foot slams into the ring post. Evans hooks his knee and drives the big man to the floor, hammering him with forearms. Inside, Mai and Lobo lock up a second time and Lobo again gets the upper hand. Mai is backed across the ring until she suddenly drops to the mat and rolls, knocking Lobo’s feet out from under him. She attempts to tie up his legs, but he kicks her off. She moves back in and Lobo catches her with a frantic boot to the head. Lobo explodes to his feet and levels Mai with a clothesline. He continues on to the ropes and comes back with a running forearm as Mai gets up. Mai staggers to the ropes, and Evans hops onto the apron, grabs her head, and drops off, driving her throat into the top rope. Mai collapses, choking. Lobo dares the Champion to re-enter the ring, but Evans simply smirks at him - until Psykle grabs him from behind and pitches him back into the ring.
Lobo pounces on the champion, hammering him with a series of elbows. He and Psykle drag Evans to his feet and send him to the ropes. Twin elbows to the gut are followed by a tandem suplex, and Psykle comes off the ropes with a huge leg drop. He covers, but Lobo naturally pulls him off. While the two big men are busy discussing this turn of events, Mai dives onto Evans and hooks the leg, but only gets one. She’s thrown off into Psykle and Lobo’s legs, and all three go down in a pile. While they sort themselves out, Evans gets to his feet. He circles them, watching for an opportunity. Mai is the first to her feet, and Evans spears her into the corner. Psykle is up and charges, but Evans senses him coming. He dodges, and Psykle slams into Mai in the corner. Evans pitches Lobo through the ropes, and then nails Psykle with a backstabber. He covers, and gets two before Mai breaks it up.
Mai hauls Evans to his feet and shoves him into the corner. She attacks him with a series of kicks, and seems to be getting the upper hand until he goes to the eyes. Mai staggers back, and Evans levels her with an STO. Psykle drags him off before he can cover, and plants the champion with a full-nelson slam. Psykle rebounds off the ropes and drives an elbow into Evans’ throat. Mai is back up, but Lobo catches her with a European uppercut. He sends her to the ropes and hits a high backdrop. Mai over-rotates and lands on her feet, but it takes her a second to regain her balance and Lobo drops her with a tornado clothesline. He makes a cover, but Psykle pulls him off.
Evans rolls out to the floor and heads to the timekeeper’s table, trying to clear his head. Mai follows him out. As she approaches, Evans turns and Blasts her in the face with the Intercontinental Championship. Before she falls, Evans doubles her over, hooks her arms, and drives her through the timekeeper’s table with the Icarus Wings. Evans rolls to his feet and looks at the carnage for a moment, and then heads back to the ring.
Psykle and Lobo are at a standoff. hammering each other with forearms and chops. Evans chop blocks Lobo, dropping him to the mat. Evans pivots and drives a kick into Psykle’s knee, and then rebounds off the ropes and bulldogs the big man into Lobo, making Lobo a soprano in the process. Evans goes back to the ropes and hits a Lionsault on Lobo. He hooks the leg, but Psykle drags him off at two. Psykle hurls the champion into the corner and charges after him. Evans dodges, and Psykle slams into the turnbuckles. Evans hits several kicks to the kidneys and then climbs the ropes. He pivots on the top and drives a knee into Psykle’s throat, and rides it all the way to the mat. He covers, but Psykle is close enough to the ropes to get the break.
Evans gets to his feet, clearly getting frustrated. He stomps on Psykle and then drags him away from the ropes. He tries to tie him into a sharpshooter, but Psykle kicks him off. Evans stumbles into Lobo, who rolls him up and manages to get a two count. Evans rolls to his feet and gets leveled by a clothesline from Psykle. Lobo is up and gets the same treatment. Psykle sends Evans to the ropes and hits a high backdrop, and then snags a charging Lobo and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Psykle covers, but Evans manages to dive on him to break it up. Psykle throws the champion into the corner and attacks him with forearms. Evans Fires back, and manages to go toe-to-toe with the big man. Before Psykle can regain the advantage, Evans ducks a punch, slips behind him, and hits a German suplex. He bridges, but Lobo breaks it up with an elbow at two.
Lobo pulls Psykle up and sends him into the corner, but Psykle reverses. Psykle grabs the champion and sends him after Lobo. Evans runs up Lobo, flips, and catches the charging Psykle in position for an inverted DDT. Before he can hit it, however, Lobo connects with a flying clothesline that completes the DDT and levels the champion as well. Lobo grabs Evans and sets up La Bala de Plata, but Evans drops to his knees to block. Lobo hammers the Champion with forearms and tries for it again, but Evans hits a solid low blow. Hightower is checking on Psykle and doesn’t see a thing. Lobo staggers, and Evans shoves him to the mat. Evans goes to the top - and nails the Toronto Twister on Psykle! Evans hooks the leg and Hightower counts One…Two…Thr - Mai springs off the top rope and hits a frog splash on Evans to break the pin!
Mai rolls to her feet - none too steadily - and throws a kick at Evans, who easily avoids it. He steps inside her guard and grabs her by the throat, hitting a two-handed sitout choke slam. He holds her down and Hightower counts, but Lobo clubs him in the back of the head to break it up. Lobo snaps the champion over with a suplex and then hits a sliding dropkick to the head. He pulls Evans to his feet and sends him across the ring. Evans grabs the ropes to stop his momentum. Lobo charges, and Evans low bridges him. Lobo catches himself on the apron and drops the champion with an elbow strike. Lobo steps back into the ring, but Evans rolls out at the same time. Evans yanks Lobo’s feet out from under him and drags him out of the ring. He gets in a couple of stomps before Lobo catches one and flips him off his feet. Lobo sends the champion into the ringside railing and slams into him with a shoulder block. He pitches the champion onto the Ukranian announce table and heads back to the ring and climbs the ropes.
Inside the ring, Mai and Psykle get slowly to their feet. Psykle catches Mai with a knee to the midsection and lifts her for a suplex. He holds her up for a long time and when he turns to drop her Lobo leaps off the top rope and hits him with a flying bodypress. Mai hits the mat hard and rolls out to the apron. Lobo makes the cover and hooks the leg hard. Hightower counts One…Two…Thr - Psykle rolls a shoulder just in time!
Lobo hauls Psykle to his feet and sends him to the ropes. He drops under the return pass, and Psykle continues to the opposite ropes - just as Mai gets to her feet on the apron. They collide, and Mai goes flying, slamming into the ringside railing. Hightower slides out to check on her, and Evans slides in on the opposite side, title belt in hand. Lobo turns around and Evans BLASTS him in the face with the belt. Blood is already staining Lobo’s mask by the time he hits the mat. The noise draws Psykle’s attention and he charges. Evans ducks a clothesline, hits the ropes himself, and bulldogs Psykle - right onto the title. The champion rolls Psykle over and slides the belt out of the ring. He goes to the ropes and nails a Lionsault. He hooks both legs and rolls him up. Hightower is back in and counts One…Two…Three!
WINNER, and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion, in 24:13, Chris Evans
STAN FULTON vs. DANNY TAYLOR vs. RICKY SOARING EAGLE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Dance of Death
Ricky Soaring Eagle is out first, and the crowd is not happy to see him. He storms to the ring, glaring at the fans and seeming to get angrier with every step. He rolls into the ring and paces, staring up the aisle. Matt Folz is announced next, and the boos get even louder. Folz ignores them and remains stoic as he climbs into the ring and warms up. The crowd draws its breath as Folz’s music fades out, and explodes as “Dynamite” Danny Taylor, accompanied by “Dashing” Victor Deniro, steps onto the stage. The Drink and Destroy members pause to drink in the cheers. After a few moments they exchange a handshake and Deniro heads to the back while Danny marches to the ring. He stretches in his corner, keeping a careful eye on his opponents. The boos make a comeback as the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Stan Fulton, walks onto the stage. Fulton holds his title high and smirks at the reaction he receives, and then strolls to the ring. He climbs inside and holds the championship high again, drawing a renewed chorus of boos. Fulton hands the belt to referee Davis Hightower, who displays it to the crowd. Hightower calls the four men to the middle of the ring, gives them their instructions, and then sends them to their corners and calls for the bell.
Folz immediately launches himself at Taylor, slamming him in the face with a forearm and hammering him back to the corner. Taylor reverses their positions and fights back with chops. Soaring Eagle, meanwhile, walks right up to the champion and hits him with a hard right hand. Fulton’s head snaps back and he rubs his jaw. Soaring Eagle takes another swing, but Fulton catches this one and slams Soaring Eagle between the eyes with a head butt. He sends him to the ropes. Soaring Eagle ducks a clothesline and comes back with a shoulder block that knocks the champion back a step. Soaring Eagle follows up with a kick to the gut and a forearm to the head. He tries to continue the assault, but Fulton grabs him around the waist and charges into the corner. The impact knocks the wind out of Soaring Eagle, and Fulton sends him across the ring. Folz steps out of the way and Soaring Eagle slams into Taylor in the corner. Folz Irish whips the champion to give him added momentum as he charges into the corner and squashes both men. Soaring Eagle stumbles out and Fulton drags him onto his shoulders and hits a death valley driver. He goes for the Dropline, but Soaring Eagle rolls out of the way and drops to the floor.
Fulton gets to his feet and turns his attention to Folz and Taylor. The New Guard members pull Taylor out of the corner and each wind an arm. Twin kicks to the stomach are followed by a tandem DDT. Folz stomps on Taylor, keeping him on the mat, as Fulton climbs to the second rope. Before he can leap, Soaring Eagle climbs onto the apron and clubs him in the back of the head. Soaring Eagle climbs the ropes on the outside, continuing to pummel the champion. Folz comes over to help, and the New Guard flip Soaring Eagle to the mat. Folz drops an elbow on Soaring Eagle and rolls off as Fulton hits a splash. Fulton hooks the leg, but Taylor manages to get past Folz and fall on him to break it up just before three.
Folz hauls Taylor off of the champion and knees him in the face as Fulton hauls Soaring Eagle to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Folz drags Taylor to his feet and stuns him with a European uppercut and then gets a running start and levels him with a clothesline. He flips Taylor over and locks on a crossface. Taylor is not about to give up, so Folz wears him down for a while and then releases the hold and stomps on the back of his head. Fulton, meanwhile, works Soaring Eagle over with chops and forearms in the corner until Hightower forces him to break. The champion takes a step back, kicks Soaring Eagle in the stomach and takes him over with a gut wrench suplex. He sits Soaring Eagle up and locks on a rear chinlock. Soaring Eagle works his way to his feet and elbows free. Fulton throws a haymaker and Soaring Eagle ducks it and hammers him in the kidneys. Soaring Eagle hits the ropes behind the champion and drops him with a bulldog. He rolls Fulton over and covers, but Folz stomps on him to break it up at one.
Unfortunately for Folz, he has to turn his back to Taylor in order to help the champion. When he turns back Taylor explodes off the mat and levels him with a clothesline. Taylor mounts Folz and starts hammering him with forearms. He drags Folz to his feet and stuns him with a European uppercut, and then pivots and clubs him to the mat with a blow to the back of the head. Taylor sits Folz up and plants a knee in his back, prying back on his arms. Fulton breaks free of his brawl with Soaring Eagle and knees Taylor in the back of the head to break it up. Soaring Eagle charges as the champion pulls Taylor to his feet. Fulton steps aside just in time, and Soaring Eagle slams into Taylor and they tumble to the mat. Folz gets to his feet and moves to jump in, but Fulton puts a hand on his chest and holds him back. Instead, the New Guard members take a breather as their opponents pummel each other. Soaring Eagle lacks Taylor’s technique, but he makes up for it with rage, lashing out with elbows and knees. Taylor throws Soaring Eagle off and gets to his feet, but Soaring Eagle launches himself off the mat and knocks him into the ropes with an elbow. Soaring Eagle tries for an Irish whip, but Taylor reverses and catches him with a brutal spine buster. Taylor bounces to his feet - and gets leveled by a tandem clothesline from Fulton and Folz.
The New Guard stomp Taylor into the mat and then haul him up and sling him into the corner. Fulton turns and nails Soaring Eagle with a running knee lift, and then helps Folz lift Taylor onto the top turnbuckle. Folz climbs up as well, hammering Taylor with punches. Fulton, meanwhile, turns his attention back to Soaring Eagle, dropping a leg across his throat. Folz hauls Taylor up for a superplex, but Taylor fights back and shoves him off. When he hits the mat Folz rolls right back to his feet and sprints up the turnbuckles, tossing Taylor across the ring with an arm drag. He calls to Fulton, and the champion hits the Dropline on Taylor and covers while Folz traps Soaring Eagle in the Tazzmission. Hightower slides into position and counts One…Two…Thr - Taylor kicks out!
Hightower immediately turns his attention to Folz and Soaring Eagle. Folz has the body scissors applied, and Soaring Eagle isn’t going anywhere, but he’s not ready to submit. Folz releases the hold and pitches Soaring Eagle out of the ring. He grabs Taylor and snaps him over with a suplex. Folz rolls to his feet and goes to the ropes - and Soaring Eagle hooks his leg from the outside, tripping him up. Folz slides to the outside and tries to throw Soaring Eagle into the ringpost, but Soaring Eagle reverses and Folz eats steel. Inside the ring, Fulton drags Danny to his feet and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. He lumbers to the ropes and hits a splash. He hooks the leg - but Soaring Eagle breaks it up. Soaring Eagle pummels the champion, keeping him on the mat. Taylor comes over to help and he and Soaring Eagle drag Fulton to his feet and send him to the ropes. They level the champion with a tandem clothesline, and Soaring Eagle immediately turns and swings a haymaker at Taylor. Danny ducks and hits an inverted atomic drop, and then goes to the ropes - Boomerang! Taylor sets up the Dynamite Drop - and hits it! Before he can cover however, Folz, bleeding heavily from the nose, slides into the ring and blindsides him with a running kick. Folz drags Taylor to his feet and shoves him against the ropes. He drives a series of shoulders into Taylor’s midsection and then slings him toward Fulton, who hits the backcut slam. Fulton drags Taylor closer to the corner and climbs to the second rope. He nails The Crusher! The champion makes the cover, while Folz plants a knee in Soaring Eagle’s chest and elbows him repeatedly in the face. Hightower counts One…Two…Three
WINNER, and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, in 37:42, “Crusher” Stan Fulton.
After the match, Stan Fulton and Matt Folz are not finished. The World champion grabs the mic and looks up at the cage that has been hanging ominously over the ring all night. Stan takes a second to compose himself then speaks
You see that cage up there? I asked for that. Win or lose tonight……and the only chance of me losing tonight was if Folz beat me……I knew I wanted one more match. You see, Danny Taylor, Outback Jack…….<nearly spitting the words> Drink and Destroy…..I am tired of you. I am tired of beating you down, I am tired of destroying what you love, I am tired of talking about you. So tonight……..tonight we finish it. Danny Taylor and Outback Jack, bring your asses out here for a fight to finish this once and for all.
Jack and Danny race to the ring. Taylor goes after Fulton, but Jack is ambushed by Folz, who destroys him with a vicious Spinebuster.
With Drink and Destroy down, “Run This Town” blasts through the arena and the New Guard, led by Chris Evans race to the ring, looking as arrogant as ever, and slide into the ring just before the cage is completely lowered! It is now a six on two beatdown! They immediately make a run for Taylor, and attack him like a pack of wolves. After Taylor is beaten down enough, Evans pulls out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs Taylor’s arm to the ropes, then pulls out a second pair of cuffs and cuffs the ropes to the cage keeping anyone from raising the cage back up.
Outback Jack tries to attack Evans from behind, which of course does not go over well with the New Guard, and the entire group now goes after Jack. However, unlike with Taylor, Evans does not look arrogant anymore. He now looks disgusted and pissed off.
Evans: You stupid, pathetic old man. Who the fuck do you think you are, trying to put your hands on me? You need to learn to respect your superiors, and it looks like we’re gonna have to beat some respect into you. And don’t think that Lobo is gonna come out to help you, cause the New Guard and myself took care of him before coming out here. So I think we’re just gonna take our sweet time here.
Evans pulls out a pair of brass knucks and starts beating down on Jack’s skull, busting him open. He then allows the New Guard to have their turns, after which, Jack is placed in the corner, where Fulton hits him with multiple Corner Avalanches.
E: See what you’ve done to us, Danny?! You could have made this so much easier on yourself if you only joined us. Now, his blood is on YOUR hands!
Jack at this point is a bloody mess and is barely conscious as he is dragged over to Danny and is placed just within their reach. Outback’s head is violently jerked upward so that Taylor can look into Jack’s eyes. Danny watches in horror as Jack reaches out in desperation, his face gushing with blood and a look of fear in his eyes. His face is barely visible as the blood pours into his mouth, making it nearly impossible for him to breathe, except in shallow, guttural gasps. As Danny goes to touch Jack’s hand, Fulton drops a big knee onto the center of Jack’s back, causing Jack to jerk back violently in pain. Jack is pulled just out of reach as Evans and Folz lock on a Liontamer/Crossface combo. After about a minute of this, Evans releases his Liontamer and goes over to Danny while Folz continues the Crossface.
E: Whats wrong, Danny? Just tell us to stop, and we will!
Taylor has all he can take of this and punches Evans square in the jaw. Evans recoils, and is really pissed off now, rushing Taylor with repeated kicks to the chest and face, followed by a brass knuckle punch to Taylor.
E: Huh, didn’t think you’d be this hard to deal with. Good thing I came prepared, huh?
While Taylor is knocked out, Evans pulls out a second pair of handcuffs and handcuffs Taylor’s other arm to the ropes.
The beating continues on Outback Jack as the New Guard now hits their signature moves on Jack, while Taylor, who has now regained consciousness attempts to rush towards them, a futile effort seeing how he now realizes that both of his arms are now tied to the ropes, thus making it impossible for Taylor to free himself.
E: Hey, Taylor, you’re finally awake again. You’re gonna say something now, aren’t ya? I mean, you do care about Jack’s well being, don’t ya?
DDT: ...
E: Well, that’s how its gotta be, huh? Fulton, lets finish this. These people, they’re stuck in the past, they don’t seem to get it.
Evans grabs Outback Jack and hooks his arms, looking to set him up for the Icarus Wings. However, he stops and drops Jack.
E: And that’s another thing, Danny. I’ve been allowing you to get away with it for this whole time, but now that you refuse to see the error of your ways, I can no longer allow the two of us to share the same finisher. That move has been defiled by you, it’s a part of the part. And this...
Evans picks up Jack yet again, except this time he picks him and annihilates him with a Small Package Driver on the steel chair that Jack had brought into the ring.
E: THAT...is the Way of the Future.
Evans shoves Jack’s body off of the chair, picks up the chair and places it on top of Outback Jack’s legs as Fulton heads towards the ropes. Taylor at this point is trying as hard as he can to break free, tears streaming down his face. Fulton climbs to the second rope, but before he jumps, he looks at Evans, who looks at him, and says “One more.” Fulton now climbs up one more rope, jumps, and hits the CRUSHER FROM THE TOP ROPE! Upon impact, Taylor winces and looks away. Outback Jack lets out screams of agony, the likes of which nobody has ever heard from him.
E: You know Taylor, I seem to remember a certain guy around here make mention about us recently. You may recognize it. It’s from just a couple of weeks ago:
MHJ: What rules have they made so far? None. Look, they want to try and make a name for themselves, go right ahead. Holding the titles is great, it puts your name in the record books. You want to cement a legacy? DO something. DEA, as fucking moronic as they were, were the first to hold all the gold. The Five, we were around longer than anyone else, we struck FEAR in the OOWF. The New Guard? It’s a good story, I get why they are doing it. But if they think just beating up on some veterans is going to give them the cred they want, they are wrong. It takes more than that. They all have the potential, but don’t just sit around with your thumbs up your asses, DO something, PROVE that you are going to be remembered.
E: You’re right, Moose. Simply beating down Jack wasn’t gonna get us remembered. Hell, most people have done that. However...
Evans stomps down repeatedly on Jack’s shattered legs, and holds a microphone so that the few people that can’t hear Jack’s blood-curdling shrieks of pain can easily hear them now.
E: Seeing how we have just ended that same man’s career by making it so that he can never be medically cleared to wrestle again, we WILL be remembered. Jack really is a stubborn old bastard, and not one that wanted to go out until he deemed it so. Well you see, that didn’t fit in with our agenda, so we threw a little wrench in those plans.
You see, everyone can bitch and moan about us, but the fact of the matter, is that we have backed up EVERY FUCKING WORD we have said. You Old Guard assholes said we wouldn’t last, that you would have all of the titles, and that we would be running with our tails between our legs at the first sign of a true challenge. Well, here we are, here we fucking are. All you’ve done is fucking talk, while we’ve actually gone out there and fucking done it! We’ve beaten you at your own game, and we have shown you just exactly who runs this place now.
So enjoy this sight, Taylor. Cause the last memory that you’re gonna have of Jack in the OOWF is not gonna be a man who went out in a blaze of glory, or a man who decided that it was time for him to step aside, having done all he needed to in this business. Instead, your last memory of him will be the sight of your one and only true friend, writhing in agony at our feet.
Evans drops down on his knees right next to Danny’s face. Danny has a look of pure rage and hatred in his eyes.
E: Just give me the word Danny…….just tell me to stop. Just tell me enough. And we stop
Evans holds the mic in front of Danny’s face
T: ……..
E: What’s wrong Danny? Cat got your tongue?
Evans now stands right out of Taylor’s reach, and then turns his attention to Outback Jack, who is now being tended to by medical staff. Evans then turns his attention back to Taylor, who is on his knees and frozen in shock over what he has just witnessed. Evans gets right up to Taylor and mockingly taps Taylor on the face, putting Jack’s blood on Taylor’s face. Evans then points to Jack, his hand forming the shape of a gun. The last thing that the camera gets is Evans leaning over, and into Taylor’s ear simply whispering the word, “Boom.”
Evans undoes the cuffs from the cage and ropes and motions for the cage to rise up and grabs Jack and tosses him out of the ring.
Folz: You guys want him? Fine. Get that pile of shit out of our sight.
As the cage rises, a bloody Lobo, Vic Dinero, Texpress, Davin Moreland, LD Williams and Stank storm the ring, but the New Guard are able to bail out of the ring without so much as getting touched. The New Guard gloats all the way to the back as Taylor is freed from his handcuffs. But instead of running towards them, or even going to check on the status of Outback Jack, Taylor remains on his knees, a blank, emotionless look scrawled on his face. We focus on the medics tending to Jack as we fade to black.
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