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Post by BookerShark on Feb 3, 2012 19:03:35 GMT -5
"Last week saw a vicious beating on a long time favorite. I watched. And I felt....... Nothing. I don;t care what happens to anyone around here. If his friends seek payback, they can have it. If it escalates into a war, they csan fight it. All I want is a warm body opposite me in the ring each week. I won;t care what their affiliation is, I just want them to hurt.
And now we come to Sunday. Another new opponent. Mai Muyo. I know nothing about you, and I really don't care to.
You and I will be sharing some space this week. But not in a good way. At least not good for you. You seem to have put up with alot mentally in your life. You have some emotional scars. I really.... don't fucking care. Make no mistake, I am about to hurt you physically worse than anyone else ever has. Be ready. Because I want you to put up a fight. I want you to make this match last as long as possible. I want you to suffer for as long as you can take it. And longer. I want to make you hurt. I want to make you cry out in agony. I want you to FEEL MY PAIN.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 3, 2012 19:04:44 GMT -5
<the entire OOWF crew has survived the flight from Detroit to Roseau in Massacre, then the subsequent bus trip from the airport to Massacre. Everyone is getting settled in, Moose is in his locker room still limping a little when SFJ13 shows up>
SFJ13: Moose, what do you have to say about your match at the OOWF Invitational this year?
MHJ: You know, three times I have made it to the finals of this tournament. You could say it is one of the very few things that I have left to achieve in the OOWF. You could say that that would cap my career........
<Moose gets a maniacal look on his face, and appears to be listening to Him again>
......you could say that but you would be fucking WRONG! See the fact is this, I don't give a shit about the tournament. I don't give a shit if I win it all, or lose, it makes no difference. All that matters is this.....I guaranfuckingtee you a Darling will not win it. You can write that in stone. Little Alex? Not fucking happening. Lisa Darling? Not a fucking chance in hell.
Rabbit Mask......you are coming off a pretty nasty concussion, it would be a damn shame if your career ended early. You are in for a world of pain kid, and there is not a fucking thing you can do about it.
Trust me
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 3, 2012 19:05:35 GMT -5
~~~ We catch Chad & Zane in mid-conversation ~~~
Chad: It just really annoys me, that's all
Zane: I understand. Winning the Campeonas again has been our goal for a while. But look at it like this. The New Guard lost. and for the time being, that will have to be good enough.
Chad: So what now? I mean, we still go after the New Guard, obviously, but how? Take on random pairings of Evans, Sparxx, Folz & Fulton? We can't face Kai & Aina in a tag team match at all. How are we supposed to help Danny, Lobo, LD and the others?
Zane: Well, I have kind of a plan, but it's a little out of the ordinary for us.
Chad: Oh?
Zane: Yes. Just like we'll settle for the New Guard not being Trios champions, we focus on taking the Tag Team Championships from the New Guard.
Chad: But we can't take on the Hawaiians...
Zane: So we settle for someone else beating them. Alex and Fire, Honcho and AA, whoever steps up. We help them.
Chad: Us? Cheat?
Zane: Not cheat. Be advisors, help with training. We all know I have the most extensive tape collection in the company, we farm that out to whomever wants a crack at the Hawaii'ans. We'll be at ringside to keep outside interference away, help maintain a level playing field. We become Special Referees, Ringside Enforcers, Guest Timekeepers, whatever is needed.
Chad: but... we don't even like AA. And Alex hates me.
Zane: They aren't New Guard. and for the time being, that's good enough. Once someone unseats them, we go back to doing what we do best.
Chad: I got it, it just seems strange. so we stop worrying about us?
Zane: For the greater good. For now.
Chad: What about this Sunday?
Zane: It's invitational time, and normally that means 2 quick losses and back to tag team action. But this year is different. We make sure the New Guard does not win.
Chad: But... we're in the same bracket. and the only New Guard in our bracket is... Aina. And we all know how tag team champions do in these things.
Zane: Hmmmm. In that case we put on the best 2 matches of the night. Who do I have?
Chad: LD
Zane: Seriously? LD might be the best technical wrestler in the company, but I'm no slouch, I'm stronger than he is by far and much more agile than people give me credit for.
Chad: You do throw a mean dropkick.
Zane: That I do. And who's your opponent?
Chad: Lisa
Zane: Nice. Well remember one thing 'Cowboy.' You've pinned her before.
Chad: No, no.. she's a married woman. And that other time.. we played Scrabble. I Swear
Zane: In the ring pervert, you're 1-0 against her in the ring.
Chad: Oh yeah. I almost forgot.
Zane: Remember that. There's just one last thing to do then.
Chad: What? Oh yeah...
~~~ They turn and face the ninjacam ~~~
Zane: New Guard. You showed your true colors once again at Dance of Death. What you did to OBJ was despicable. It calls for retribution. And Retribution will come, Trust Me
Chad: And although Jack and Texpress weren't the best of friends, there is a healthy amount of respect between us. Danny, Lobo, the revenge is yours to get. Just know this. Texpress has your backs. Whatever you need, just say the word.
Zane: Remember, we ran with Davin long enough. We know how to put stray baseball bats and clangy poles to good use.
Chad: It's not in our nature to go backstage brawling. But sometimes, it's worth it.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 3, 2012 22:45:18 GMT -5
Honcho Williams (followed by CC Scott) burst into the dressing room of Attitude Adjuster and Three-Time! OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion Cardboard Cutout #Heel Cowboy Johnny Adrenaline—WITHOUT KNOCKING!!
AA: Doesn’t anyone knock around here?
HW: I’m just learning from the best.
CCS: You’re supposed to be learning from me.
AA: So you admit that you’re not the best?
CCS: No!
AA: So when did you last burst into the dressing room of an OOWF wrestler, and a CHAMPION, no less.
CCS: Well...
AA: My point is taken. (In an English accent) Now then, protégé Honcho, what is it that you came in for?
HW: Why are you speaking in an English accent?
AA: Is that why you so boorishly burst into my domicile?
HW: Well, no, but...now I’m just confused.
AA: Get on with it, young knave.
HW: I was wondering why you haven’t promo-ed yet for your match against Matt Folz at the OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Round 1, Live From Massacre, Dominica! (cheap pop!)
AA: Don’t do that.
HW: Don’t ask the question?
AA: Don’t use cheap pops. You’re not ready yet for cheap pops. You can’t handle cheap pops! Cheap pops! You can’t cheap pop me! I’m already cheap popped!
HW: How many dated references can you put into one line?
AA: Fourteen. But that’s only in the 6-star promos, which are kept under lock and key in the Hall of Fame Box O’ Promos, matey!
Honcho Williams looks bewildered that AA had an answer. And is now speaking in an Australian accent.
AA: But back to the question. The reason I did not—and will not—promotificate this week is because my match against Matt Folz at the OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Round 1, Live From Massacre, Dominica! (HUGE cheap pop!—see, that’s how it’s done) is immaterial. If haven’t yet noticed, I am now the comedy wrestler. I am Screamin’ Norman Smiley! I am Curry Man! I am the Ding Dongs!
HW: Santino!
AA (back to an English accent): I know not this Santino you speak of. Must be a worthless current WWE reference.
AA: Anyway, because I am a comedy wrestler, I go out, make Folz look good, get in my 5-Star Eye Poke of Extreme Discomfort, then get pinned. IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT I HAVE TO SAY...this week. Now get out of here. Three-Time! OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion Cardboard Cutout #Heel Cowboy Johnny Adrenaline and I were about to go play 18 holes.
The camera pans over to Three-Time! OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion Cardboard Cutout #Heel Cowboy Johnny Adrenaline. A driver leans against his body, and he’s wearing sunglasses. Because that’s how Johnny rolls.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 3, 2012 22:45:48 GMT -5
**SFJ#47 is standing by with L.D. Williams.**
SFJ#47: “L.D., this week marks the beginning of the OOWF invitational.”
LDW: “It does, but the truth is I’m not looking past the first round.”
SFJ#47: “You’ve got a tough draw in the first round, facing Zane Myers.”
LDW: “Let’s forget for a moment that Zane doesn’t have a whole lot of experience or interest in singles matches. I have the edge in overall experience and I’d like to think in skill as well. Zane is bigger, he’s stronger, and he’s not lacking for motivation - dude likes to win. Facing wrestlers like Zane is the reason I got in to this business - get in the ring, lay everything on the line, and may the best man win. Whatever happens, it’s going to be a fun match.”
SFJ#47: “And if the New Guard get involved?”
LDW: “I think Zane and I have both made our positions clear. Important as the Invitational is, dropping the new guard takes precedence. If they get involved we take them out and get back to our match.”
<fade>
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 4, 2012 0:19:06 GMT -5
Kai and Aina are throwing back a couple of Longboards (it's a Hawai'ian beer). Noelani is having a glass of Chardonnay.
Kai: Is the Kai's bruddah ready for his first round match?
Aina: Yup.
Noe: Aina's always ready for anything. Isn't right?
Kai: The Kai does not want to hear about his bruddah's sex life with you, a walking, talking Real Doll.
Noe: You're lucky I'm enjoying my drink.
Kai: One of many the Kai is sure, but back to you, bruddah? Are you ready for Super Fly?
Aina: I'm not that concerned.
Kai: You sure? Super Fly is very nimble.
Aina: And he's quick.
Kai: I hear he can do a 1520 over a candlestick.
Noelani laughs like she's clearly had a few.
Aina: You have Captain Excitement.
Kai: Heart of a Lion that one.
Aina: One way to put it.
Kai: The Kai is not worried. The Kai will take his excitement and multiply ten fold.
Noe: You can multiply?!
Kai: yes, the Kai can multiply. The Kai is surprised your skanky ass hasn't already.
Kai ducks Noelani's wine glass as she hurls it at him.
Aina: I'll get you another.
Kai: The Kai wil then take his belt...
Noe: His what? Captain Excitement isn't a champion, remember?
Kai: That's right. What was the Kai thinking? The Kai will take some other belt because the bastard needs to keep his pants up somehow. The Kai will shine it up real nice; even using that expensive leather polish. Then the Kai will take said belt. Turn that son bitch sideways...
Noe: Stick it straight up his candy ass! Woo!
Kai: You stole the Kai's line! And since when have you become a Woo Girl?!
Aina: We should cover the other stuff too.
Kai: Like what?
Aina: J-P getting beat down by Ket...with A'isha.
Kai: A'isha. The Kai doesn't understand her relationship with Ket. A'isha was such a sweetheart...
Aina: When the hell was this??
Kai: The Kai had fun with her. Maybe you didn't Mr. Serious.
Aina: Either way we should probably see what's up. J-P I'm not too worried about. He's a scrapper and can take care of himself, but I'm sure Poe doesn't want us on opposite ends with his daughter
Kai: Poe? Where has Poe been? The Kai is not worried about no Poe. Poe knows nothing of the Kai.
Aina: Are you really turning this into a "Bo knows" parody?
Kai: Ah, the Kai's bruddah knows the Kai.
Noe: Did you see Texpress' promo?
Kai: The Kai pays no mind to TexMex.
Aina: They said they'll help anyone defeat us so they can get their belts back.
Kai: Ha! The Kai laughs at that. Actually, the Kai's throat is a little sore. Noelani, laugh at Texpress for the Kai.
Noelani laughs.
Aina: Texpress. Help other teams all you want. They're not the best. We are. So sorry...'bout your damn luck.
Kai: Did you just steal James Storm's catchphrase?
Aina: I like it.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 5, 2012 17:13:50 GMT -5
In the Darling Luxury Suites, Firewoman is sitting in a chair, thinking. She's also playing with her Zippo lighter, playing with the flame with her fingers, lighting papers on fire and dropping them into a large and fortunately metal trashcan. Alexander comes in, sees what she's doing, but doesn't really react at first. He's just about to ask her what she's doing, though, when there's a knock on the door, and before either of them can look that way, Kai and Aina come in.
AD: Hey.
K: The Kai would first like to know how's Lexie?
AD: She's getting there...
A: Good...okay, now we gotta figure out what to do to get our trios belts back, brah. I was thinking, instead of--
Almost as if they were willed to do it by an external force, all three of them turn to look at Firewoman, who has apparently decided to light everything in the trashcan on fire. It's blazing quite brightly, illuminating a VERY pissed off Firewoman.
FW: I'm going to say this once. Get. Out.
K: Huh?
FW: You heard me.
AD: Fire...look, we're just talking Trios here, this has nothing to do with New Guard. If they bug you, just go to your room until we're done with our business.
FW: *Giving Alex a look that would kill* Really.
AD: I mean...
FW: We'll discuss this later. *to Kai and Aina* If you think I'm going to allow you to sit in here and talk strategy while Outback Jack lays in a hospital wondering if he's ever going to work again, and Danny....*her voice catches, but then she regains her composure.....you can either walk out of here of your own accord or be carried on stretchers, it's really your decision.
Kai and Aina look at each other, and then back at Fire and ... fold their arms, clearly indicating they aren't going anywhere.
FW: Fine. Have it your way.
Firewoman starts to advance on them both when Alex steps between them, facing Fire.
AD: Look, I know you're mad, but two-on-one is not--
FW: Two on ONE? Seriously?
AD: That's not what ... Look, fine....
Alex turns toward the Flyin' Hawaiians, while Fire walks toward the back of the room, barely able to contain her rage.
AD: Guys, now is not the time--
A: You're telling us to leave?
FW: No, I AM TELLING YOU--
AD: And I am saying not here, not now. I'll catch up with you later.
Kai and Aina look at each other.
A: Fine...we'll leave.
K: The Kai does not like being kicked out by a--
FW: Finish the sentence. I dare you.
Kai merely smirks at Fire, and he and Aina, turn and walk through the door. Alex goes to close it, and turns at the last minute, just in time to see the large, flaming trashcan hurtling his way. He dodges it at the last minute, and flaming bits of paper and whatnot go all over the place.
AD: Well, great.
FW: Two...on...ONE. Alex...I don't know what's happening with you--
AD: Right now I'm wondering why you care about Jack and Danny when Moose and Eco are still walking around, but then it is always a coin flip as to where your loyalties are.
Darling walks out.
FW: Yeah, you're still standing, aren't you? LUCKY!!
Lucky comes in with a fire extinguisher. FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 5, 2012 17:14:46 GMT -5
Crowing enters the Darling suites, smiling at the sight of Lucky clearing up the smouldering debris of the trashcan. He sees a mighty pissed Firewoman fixing to attack whoever came in through the door.
Firewoman: What do you want?
Crowing: Fire, I wanted to let you know, just because I've had a change of... image, if you will... it doesn't mean I'm not still a fiery soul at heart and perfectly up for a little cautery if it's what the OOWF needs.
Firewoman: I'm listening. Go on
Crowing: The New Guard crossed a line and you know it. Alex's head is so far up his ass with this think with the Saints...
Firewoman shoots him an expression that say 'skip this part and get to the point...'
Crowing: ... that perhaps you're better nature needs a friend who isn't as close, who isn't as.... invested in what's been going on.
Firewoman stands, still plenty pissed off, but clearly mulling over his words...
Crowing: Perhaps you need a friend who shares some of your appreciation for the natural way of things. Things like justice, things like revenge, things like... a taste for arson.
Firewoman smiles and picks something up. She holds out her hand, with Firechild's old lighter in it...
FW: Lucky retreived this from the ring after you're little announcement...
Crowing: You should hang onto it. If you ever need me, you know where I am.
FW: Thanks Chris, it's nice to see that theres still some decency going on around here...
Crowing smiles then turns to leave, but stops and turns back...
Crowing: I wouldn't say I'm a good person, Fire. I may have turned my back on being an overly impulsive creature of flame, but the Crow is a spirit of vengeance, a spirit that takes people to dark places, a spirit that is perfectly willing to wait in order to acheive it's aims. Don't say I didn't warn you...
FW: I wouldn't have it any other way.
The pair shake hands and Crowing turns to leave, only to see Alexander in his way...
AD: What the fuck is going on here?
Crowing: Just a chat between friends. You should have more empathy Alex, else you'll end up in a very lonely place. Trust me...
At the over-familiar phrase, Alex throws a punch, but Crowing catches his punch and steps into Alex's face.
Crowing: ... on this. I've been there. Now, make nice with Fire, she's the best thing in your life and you should appreciate that. I might even do you a favour and take Ecosystem out this week, if our match goes a certain way. Then again, maybe it won't...
FW: Are you boys done measuring dick size yet?
Crowing releases Alex's hand and the two glare at each other for a second, then Alex steps aside.
Crowing: Nice talking to you Fire. (Nods) Alex.
FW: You too Chris. Now, me and Alex need to talk. Good luck this week.
Crowing: So be it.
Crowing leaves and closes the door behind him, leaving the Darlings in a charged silence.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 5, 2012 17:15:45 GMT -5
*Sometime later*
It is night in Dominica and the culture is taking over the small island in the Caribbean. The OOWF talent is enjoying their night out before the first round of the invitational. Beaches are lit with bonfires, drinks are flowing, music is playing and for the most part people are going about their business. The roof of the arena has a nice view of the town and it is there where we find our target. Alexander Darling is of course in all black and sitting in darkness.
Alexander: Danny, do not take my silence as an insult. But you are not in my vision. My focus and my goals are singular and what happens tomorrow will be nothing in the grand scheme of things. I know you're going through a tough time, but you stand in my path to get to Quinn and Muyo. I will do what is necessary to make sure nothing stops me from that.
Alexander stands up and walks to the edge of the roof where there is a little bit more light. He pulls the hoodie over his head and stands there and we see the image of the Phoenix tattoo on his chest and the scars that litter his chest and arms and back...
And the shadow fell upon the OOWF and our world was riven stone from stone. Oceans fled, mountains were swallow, and nations scattered to the corner of the world. The moon was as blood and the sun was as ashes. Seas boiled and the living envied the dead. The world was shattered and nothing but memory remains. One memory above all others. The memory of the shadow and the darkness he brought to us all. Only one can rise from that darkness and destroy the shadow. They called him Phoenix...
Alexander reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out his wedding ring necklace and gives it a quick kiss before sliding it over his head and pulling the hoodie back on.
Moosehead Jack...you are the shadow. You are the darkness. And I will be your Phoenix and you will burn. I will sacrifice everything I am, everything I hoped to be to make sure no one else ever has to suffer at your hand. Shadows and darkness can not survive without light to balance them. I will no longer be your light Moose. We both burn and the world is a better place for it. I am Alexander Darling, and well, maybe it's time to show you exactly how far I'm willing to go to prove that.
*Fade*
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 5, 2012 17:16:48 GMT -5
The Scene comes up in the hallway of random encounters. Dynamite Danny Taylor stands alone. He is dressed in ring gear, and the dried blood of his friend and mentor Outback Jack still smears his face. He makes no movement, and seems to have a far away look in his eyes, as if his mind was somewhere far far away. Honcho Williams comes walking down the hall, and sees him and pauses. Danny makes no motions at all and an uncomfortable pause passes. Finally Honcho walks forward, passing by but never taking his eyes off of Danny. Danny makes no move, and Honcho continues on his way. More time passes, and Ricky Soaring Eagle comes down the hallway. He sees Danny and stops directly in from of him coming practically nose to nose. Danny makes no outward indication that he realises that RSE is even there. A tense moment passes before RSE grunts ~ANGRILY~ then walks past leaving Danny still standing alone. After more time passes the Flying Hawaiians and Noelani come down the hallway apparently returning from the Darling Suites. They see Danny and pause. For the first time, life seems to come to Taylor's eyes, and he slowly clenches his fist.
Aina: Really brah? You want to do this now?
Kai: The Kai always thought you were a jabroni, but even you should now better than to try and face us two on one.
Voice from off screen: Who said he was two on one?
The Hawaiians spin and see El Lobo and DVD standing behind them.
Lobo: He may be pissed...
DVD: But we aren't stupid.
The Hawaiians decide to take the initiative, and leap towards the members of D&D, but both teams are prepared. Danny and Aina lock up and start tossing hay makers at each other as Lobo and Kai begin grappling, slamming each other into the nearby walls. Neither team seems to have the advantage, however neither team is giving ground either. Noelani takes this opportunity to get the drop on Vic and attempts to punch him in the face. Unfortunately for her Vic sees it coming and catches her arm by the wrist.
DVD: Not this time you witch.
Noelani: So what are you gonna do Vic, beat up a girl to make yourself feel tough.
DVD: (A wicked smile crossing his face) Nope, but I'm not the only person the New Guard has pissed off.
With that Vic quickly steps aside, revealing a very pissed off Ashley.
Ashley: Good night bitch.
With That Ashley lets loose with a solid right hook that catches Noelani right on the chin dropping her to the ground. Meanwhile D&D and the Hawaiians continue to raise hell as members of OOWF security and staff rush in trying to maintain order.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 5, 2012 17:17:41 GMT -5
*fade back in and security is still attempting to hold back Drink & Destroy and The Hawaiians. Security seems to be doing nothing to help quell the fighting between the two groups. However, the New Guard get involved, and the numbers game quickly goes against Drink & Destroy. Dinero tries to go after them, but is quickly dropped by a left hook from Folz.*
Ashley: Why? Why are you going after Danny? He did nothing to you!
Evans: Oh, quite the contrary, actually. He stabbed me in the back, right when I offered him the chance of a lifetime. And what did do instead? Tell me. TELL ME! No, never mind, I’ll tell you, he went and he sided with...
*Evans kicks a downed Lobo hard in the ribs*
E: THESE pieces of trash!
*Danny Taylor is being held back by security as best as they can*
E: Hey security, try earning your paycheck for a chance and keep that traitor back. Look around you, Danny. All of this, all of this! This is all on your head.
You cared so much for a man who couldn’t have your back when it truly matters. Why would you bother with someone like that? You’re so fucking weak Danny, and it makes me sick.
You know, I used to be just like you, Taylor. I used to be a follower, I used to care about those around me, acted like a lapdog and an asskisser to those stronger than me in the hopes that I might be lucky enough to get their table scraps. But now, I know the only ones that you can truly trust are those who you view to be your equal. And that’s what the New Guard is to me: wrestlers, men that I view to be my equal, both in talent and in ruthless aggression. You nearly have the talent that it took to be one of us, but you lacked the aggressive side. Well, you seem to have finally found your balls there, albeit a bit too late. Cause if had found them a little earlier, you might have been able to save Jack. And dep down inside, you damn well know it.
*upon hearing this, Danny instantly goes from being aggressive, to looking as if he is ashamed*
Yeah, I thought so. I can see right through you, Danny. But just remember this: no matter what you do to us, Danny-Boy, you’ll never bring your buddy back. And if you try to cross us again, we’ll take someone else from you too. Cause we don’t give a shit who we have to hurt in order to make a change around here.
*The New Guard walks away, stopping only to kick Dinero as we fade to black*
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 5, 2012 17:18:52 GMT -5
Cut to Massacre's finest restaurant. The New Guard, along with Martha Rodriguez, Jaime McAllister and Jewel all sitting at a group breakfast. The ninja cams picking up a conversation already in progress...
MF: Moose is right about one thing. There's not a chance in hell a Darling wins the invitational. Because the final 4 is sitting right here at this table. Kai, Aina, I know the record of tag teams in this thing but we've never had tag team champions as dominant as you. There's not a doubt in my mind that you could both be huge solo stars if you wanted, and that you're going to kick ass the next few weeks.
K: The Kai and his brother appreciate that, thank you.
MF: JP, I have to admit that I wasn't a huge fan when you first got here. You were loud, brash, and quite frankly fucking annoying.
JP and Jewel glaring at Folz.
MF: Hold on, hold on, let me finish. Now I see that you have the talent to back that attitude up. You are by far the best natural athlete not just in this company but this industry, and a damn fine technical wrestler on top of it.
JP: Ah thanks Matty, you ain't too bad yourself, knowwhatI'msayin?
MF: Of course, only one person at this table has actually WON the invitational before and I'm eager to do it again. No hard feelings when I beat 2 of you in the semi finals and finals ok? Stan, WHEN I win this thing, don't worry, I'll give you plenty of notice when I'm going to cash it in.
CE: What about me?
MF: What do you mean?
CE: I was in the finals last year, now this year I have no chance of making the final 4?
MF (Smiles): Have you actually looked at the brackets sir?
CE: Outside of the first round, no.
MF: Pull out your phone, look it up.
Evans goes to OOWF.com on his Iphone, looks up the brackets and laughs.
CE: Pretty confident huh?
MF: You're a phenomenally talented wrestler, Intercontinental champion for a reason, and my best friend in the company. But you've never beaten me in a one on one match.
CE: First time for everything.
MF: And if it does happen, I'll shake your hand and wish you luck. Look, the only people in the company capable of beating us are us. The winner of the Invitational is coming from this table, and we should applaud eachother no matter whom it ends up being. (Folz holds up his glass of orange juice) A toast: To the New Guard.
Rest of the table: To the New Guard.
Fade
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 5, 2012 17:19:42 GMT -5
Ricky Soaring Eagle turns a corner and comes face to face with Mai Muyo...who appears to be floating?
RSE: How...what are you doing?
MM: Oh, now you care to know about me?
Mai unhooks the wire and drops down.
MM: Let me make this clear to you, Ricky. Apathy is not just an unhealthy emotion. It is an unnatural state of affairs. You think you can put your past behind you. You think you can ignore the battles being waged around you. You think you can live as an autonomous agent, free from the pressures and emotions of others.
You can't. Not "shouldn't," can't. The question, Ricky, is whether you intend to recognize that and finally extend a hand to another, or whether you will eventually break down. Solitary confinement of the body and mind breaks men, Ricky, more than any other kind of torture. Spiritual confinement, separation from all others, will do the same. Hell is not other people, contra Sartre--Hell is defined by the absence of God, defined by isolation.
You mentioned my emotional scars, in a bit of an understatement, but let me make something clear about those as well. You might walk out of this match the winner, Ricky. But if you want me to suffer as long as I can take it...you're going to be waiting a very long time.
I can offer my suffering up to Christ, Ricky. But when you feel your own pain...who do you suffer for?
Ricky takes a step toward Mai, who grabs a cloth from the side container--it bursts into flame as Ricky dodges. It dissolves--long cut flash paper--but Mai is gone when Ricky looks up.
FADE
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 5, 2012 17:20:43 GMT -5
Moosehead Jack...you are the shadow. You are the darkness. And I will be your Phoenix and you will burn. I will sacrifice everything I am, everything I hoped to be to make sure no one else ever has to suffer at your hand. Shadows and darkness can not survive without light to balance them. I will no longer be your light Moose. We both burn and the world is a better place for it. I am Alexander Darling, and well, maybe it's time to show you exactly how far I'm willing to go to prove that.
<Moose watches the promo several times, then looks up, knowing an INC is right there somewhere>
Will you? Will you really sacrifice everything Little Alex? Because quite honestly, I think you are a liar. What you are Alex, other than a pathetic liar, is a slave. Face it, you have always been a slave. First and foremost, you are a slave to your name. You like to remind everyone that you are a Darling, and no one else is. You have been told all your life, that that name somehow makes you special. It doesn’t. And yet, you are a slave to your name. You were a slave to Poe, you are a slave to your family, and you are a slave to Lisa. You say you will sacrifice everything? No. You won’t. You won’t give up who you are Little Alex, you will talk. You will fight. But in the end, you are a slave to who you are, and what you think you stand for.
Without light, there can be no dark, without dark, there can be no light. Little Alex, you are fighting a war you cannot win. I said the same thing to Crete when he wanted to erase my existence from the OOWF. You can try, but to destroy me, you have to destroy yourself. Crete would not go the extra distance, something held him back, something kept him from taking that last step, that thing is self preservation.
You see Alex, I will tell you the same thing I told Davin. You won’t go that extra step. You can’t. You have your family – tell Lexie I send my love – you have your stupid wife. You have goals, you have plans for a future. That future does not contain Moosehead Jack, you just don’t realize, that if you actually go all the way…..your parents lose a child, your siblings lose a sibling, and you wife loses a husband because that future does not contain you either. Are you really willing to give that all away? I don’t think you are.
Me? My history is well written in the OOWF. I could give a fuck less about my family. They all turned their back on me. My sister died a year ago. I have nothing at all to lose Little Alex. I know how this story ends, He has assured me of that, and I have made my peace with it.
It is interesting that you have taken to calling yourself the Phoenix. A phoenix is a mythical bird with a colorful plumage and a tail of gold and scarlet or purple. Colors of royalty, which, you certainly like to imagine yourself. It has a 500 to 1000 year life-cycle, near the end of which it builds itself a nest of twigs that then ignites; both nest and bird burn fiercely and are reduced to ashes, from which a new, young phoenix or phoenix egg arises, reborn anew to live again.
The thing with this story Alex? We will burn. But this Phoenix will never rise again.
Trust me.
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Post by BookerShark on Feb 5, 2012 22:25:40 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem/OOWF Invitational Round 1 Live! From Massacre, Dominica OOWF Invitational Round 1[/u] Corax Bracket(1)CHRIS EVANS vs. (32)JUSTIN SANEJustin gets in some early offense, keeping Evans off balance with his odd offense. Evans turns the tables when he tells Justin the referee has five bucks to loan him. As Justin asks the referee, Evans nails him from behind and takes over. Evans gets several near falls, but Justin shows his resiliency. Justin nails Evans with SLICED BREAD #2 and gets a two and three quarters count, almost giving us our first upset of the tournament. Justin heads to the top rope and tries a flying leg drop, but Justin moves out of the way, grabs a stunned Sane and KILLS him with THE WAY OF THE FUTURE for the one, two, three. WINNER in 10:14 – Chris Evans (16)COMRADE SHARKOFF vs. (17)GHOSTHEADSharkoff and Ghosthead batter one another with big shots. Sharkoff catches Ghosthead with a clothesline into the corner, and as he staggers out, Sharkoff hits him with a running knee to the face that sends Ghost to the outside. Sharkoff takes the fight outside the ring, not a good idea. Ghost reverses a whip attempt and sends Sharkoff into the ring post busting him open. Ghosthead takes over and works on Sharkoff, getting a near fall after an Impaler Piledriver, but Sharkoff gets his foot on the ropes. Sharkoff fights back and lands a flying knee drop, but this time Ghost gets his foot on the ropes. Sharkoff tries a second one, but Ghosthead catches him on the top rope and grabs Sharkoff in the PHANTASMAGORIA! They tumble to the mat and Ghost keeps it locked in. Sharkoff has no choice and taps out. WINNER in 13:47 – Ghosthead (9)MATT FOLZ vs. (24)ATTITUDE ADJUSTERFolz attacks before the bell rings and hammers AA with punches to the face. He throws AA out of the ring and follows him, pausing long enough to punch #Heel Cardboard Cutout Johnny Adrenaline, sending him to the floor. On the outside of the ring, Folz BRUTALIZES AA, and, breaking the ten count several times to avoid a count out. Soon enough, AA is bleeding buckets of blood (we are talking full on Ric Flair here, AA’s blonde hair a disturbing shade of pinkish red). Folz rolls AA back into the ring, but AA manages to nail a low blow and grabs Folz for an inside cradle for a two count. That is all AA is able to get in, and it only serves to piss Folz off more. Folz pulls AA up and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM then follows that up with a BRAINBUSTER! Folz stands over AA knowing he can pin him whenever he wants, but decides to grab the leg and trap him in the ANKLE LOCK! AA taps out immediately. Folz keeps the hold on trying to snap his ankle until the referee threatens to reverse the decision. Only then does he reluctantly release the hold. WINNER in 7:31 – Matt Folz (8)CROWING vs. (25)ECOSYSTEMThese two OOWF vets (albeit both with long absences) lock up and we get an actual competitive match. Ecosystem seems to have reeled in the insane for this match, and actually WRESTLES Crowing. Eco gets several near falls, using some nefarious means (hey he didn’t become a saint suddenly) but Crowing fights back. Crowing drops Eco with a superkick for a two count, then sets him up for the WINGS OF PHOENIX but Eco slips out of it and bails out of the ring. Eco gets onto the apron, but Crowing nails him with a springboard turnbuckle suplex sending him back to the floor. Crowing waits in the ring for Eco to get back up when Alexander Darling races to the ring, slides under the ropes and NAILS Crowing with a right cross! Crowing goes down, more stunned than hurt, and the referee calls for the bell. Darling offers his hand and helps Crowing to his feet, then bails out of the ring and attacks Eco with a fury! WINNER by disqualification in 16:11 – Crowing Alex and Eco rip one another apart for a few minutes, which brings Moose and Fire into the fray as well. Security is quick to come out and manages to get them separated without the use of tasers or pepper spray Semaj B Bracket(4)AINA vs. (29)SUPER FLYThe masked Super Fly and Aina meet in the middle of the ring. They lock up and Aina breaks the hold and nails Super Fly with a spinning heel kick to the face. Super Fly drops like he has been shot, and Aina climbs to the top rope and hits a SUPERFLY SPLASH! Aina hooks the leg and the referee hits the mat and counts one, two, THREE! That was certainly abrupt! WINNER in :34 – Aina (13)ZANE MYERS vs. (20)LD WILLIAMSZane Myers is out first and gets a warm ovation from the crowd. LD Williams is announced next and comes out to “Bad to the Bone” the Fear Us theme song as tribute to his fallen former partner Outback Jack. Zane and LD put on a clinic. Back and forth action, LD is more determined than ever, but the match stays clean as can be. The fans are solidly behind both men. Zane catches LD with a power slams for a two count, then follows it up with a torture rack nearly getting a submission win. After over thirty minutes of action, Zane lowers his head a moment too soon and LD catches him with a CANADIAN DESTROYER for the three count and the win. WINNER in 31:01 – LD Williams After the match, the two men shake hands and Zane raises LD’s hand in victory. (12)CHAD MADISON vs. (21)FIREWOMANChad and Fire put on a clinic right on par with LD and Zane. The action is far more high flying than the previous match though. Fire catches Chad with a top rope cross body, but Chad kicks out just before the three count. Chad catches Fire with a top rope hurracarana and rolls her up for a two count. The match rages back and forth with neither able to keep an advantage. The turning point in the match comes when Fire and Chad go through a series of reversals and accidentally bump the referee. When the referee is down, Moose runs to the ring and pulls Fire under the rope and SLAMS her head first into the stairs! Fire collapses in a heap. Moose stands over her glaring at her, checks the referee, then grabs Fire’s arms and MOTHERFUCKING CURBSTOMPS her on the floor! Moose takes off, the referee comes to, and didn’t see a thing. He makes the ten count just as Chad gets to his feet, confused as to what went on. WINNER by count out in 22:39 – Chad Madison (5)STANK vs. (28)SIM SEBOWStank comes to the ring, clearly in a bad mood after what happened to Jack. Sebow moves to the middle of the ring and drops to one knee and tries to get Stank to drop down and pray with him. Stank just stares at him in disbelief, then kicks Sebow in the head sending him to the mat. Stank pulls Sebow up and sends him to the ropes, then PLANTS him with a STANK-U! He then pulls Sebow up and KILLS him with a TRIPLE POWERBOMB before locking on the CATCH-22! Sebow quickly taps out ending this slaughter. WINNER in 1:02 – Stank Stank leaves the ring, clearly distracted, he absently minded slaps a few hands on the way back. This is one angry man. Spin Hansen BracketJP SPARXX vs. MR. FUNThe masked Mr. Fun comes to the ring playing to the crowd and generally just being goofy. Sparxx and Jewel come out, and the crowd boos them loudly. The bell rings and Mr. Fun moves in for the handshake, but Sparxx nails him with the INSTANT REPLAY! Mr. Fun is OUT! Sparxx falls on him and covers, one, two, THREE! WINNER in :12 – JP Sparxx (15)DANNY TAYLOR vs. (18)ALEXANDER DARLINGInteresting first round match here as these two men have been friends in the past but both have bigger issues on their plate right now. Danny gets a much bigger ovation from the crowd as he comes out with Victor but he doesn’t really seem to notice. And Alex notices the mixed reaction even less. They get in the ring and get to action and what’s the word for what we see in the early parts of the match…hmmm, let’s go with boring. Danny and Alex are basically going through the motions here and not focused on the match at all. Wristlocks, armbars, shoulderblocks, and the like are all the two guys are hitting and both go for lazy covers. From the outside Victor is yelling at Danny and he seemingly picks up his game a little bit and gets the advantage on Darling as he wears him down. About 8 minutes into the match, there’s a rumble through the crowd and we see Moosehead Jack come out onto the ramp and as soon as Alex notices this his attention turns towards the entrance. Danny tries to spin Alex around, but that proves to be a mistake as Alex turns his fury on Taylor. He lifts DDT up and nails the Crucifix Bomb after a few reversals and even Danny going for the Dynamite Drop, Alex finally connects. And then he follows up with a CURBSTOMP and quickly rolls Danny over and locks in the Money Clip, but Danny’s in the ropes so we get called for a break. But Alex isn’t letting go. The ref is trying to pull Alex off and starts a count…he gets to 5 and Alex still shows no sign of letting go. Victor is yelling from the outside, but Alex eyes are focused on Moose on the ramp and he pulls back a little more. Finally the ref says enough and calls for the bell. WINNER in 9:17 via Disqualification, Danny Taylor But Alex still hasn’t let go and neither Victor or the ref are having any luck pulling Alex off Danny. Finally there’s a roar from the crowd and Firewoman rushes out and pushes Moose out of the way as she slides into the ring. She kneels in front of Alex and is trying to talk him down, but Alex’s eyes are totally glazed over and he’s ignoring Fire. Now she tries pulling but Alex has a death grip on Danny’s legs. He’s not pulling back as hard anymore but the leverage he has is keeping Taylor in position. Harder and harder Fire and the refs try to pull Alex off but they aren’t having much luck and finally Fire makes a motion to the back. A big gasp from the crowd as a figure steps out from the back with a towel over his head and the Flyin’ Hawaiians at his side. POE is back and he stalks to the ring and slides in. As soon as the Hawaiians are in the ring as well, Lobo and the Texans are out and it looks like we might have an escalation here. Poe gets down in front of Alex and motions for the Hawaiians to grab him and they pull Alex off finally and Poe is trying to talk to him. Just as Lobo and the Texans are about to go after the Hawaiians, Poe puts a hand up and tries to keep the peace explaining what he’s doing there. Fire is trying to play peacemaker as well and as soon as Victor helps Danny up and he notices the Hawaiians in the ring, he snaps and tries to get after them, but Fire and Lobo are holding him back. Poe is holding the Texans and Hawaiians apart. Moose laughs on the ramp as he heads to the back. Alex looks around the ring, notices the all the people and finally seemingly realizes where he is and what happened and he just shakes his head, drops to the mat and rolls to the floor, grabs his hoodie and pulls it on as he hops over the barricade and exits through the crowd. Security finally rushes the ring as well to keep the sides apart and Fire finally realizes Alex has left the ring and is nowhere to be seen. (10)RABBIT MASK vs. (23)MOOSEHEAD JACKMoose is probably not the person you want to face coming off a head injury. Moose attacks before the bell and throws Rabbit out of the ring. Moose does his best to cave Rabbit’s skull in, but Rabbit fights back and the fight moves back into the ring. Moose tries a RANHEI but Rabbit blocks it and rolls Moose up for a two count. Moose gets to his feet and Rabbit launches himself at Moose sending them both out of the ring to the floor. On the floor, Moose snarls and reaches for the scalpel that is in his boot (seriously, why doesn’t the ref check for this?) before he can get it, Firewoman comes through the crowd and hops the barrier and lands a kick to the back of Moose’s head. All the referee sees is Moose going after Fire, so there is no disqualification. The siblings fight, spilling into the crowd where Fire NAILS Moose with a chair upside the head sending him reeling. Rabbit realizes the referee is counting and slides into the ring just before ten! WINNER in 8:45 – Rabbit Mask Fire and Moose tear at one another and once again, security has to come out and separate the two of them. (7)HONCHO WILLIAMS vs. (26)CC SCOTTHoncho and Scott come to the ring together, followed by AA and #Heel Cardboard Cutout Johnny Adrenaline. The two of them shake hands and the match begins. CC Scott hasn’t been in an OOWF ring in quite some time. They lock up and go through some basic wrestling Honcho dominates early, getting several near falls. To his credit Scott fights back and lands some moves of his own. You can see Scott’s confidence returning as the pace picks up a bit. Scott uses his power advantage to get the upper hand and actually hits the RUSSIAN-CANADIAN IMMIGRATION ISSUE but Honcho makes it to the ropes and forces the break. Scott grabs him from behind and tries a release German suplex, but Honcho lands on his feet, when Scott turns around, Honcho lands the THUNDERBOLT, then pounces on Scott and traps him in the NOSEBREAKER! Scott quickly taps and the match is over. WINNER in 10:51 – Honcho Williams After the match the two share a handshake and a manly hug of mutual respect, much to the delight of the crowd. (3)THE KAI vs. (30)CAPTAIN EXCITEMENTThe masked Captain Excitement races to the ring and slides under the ropes and plays to the crowd trying to fire them up. The Kai comes to the ring next, and gets booed. He does not appear to be amused by Capt. Excitement. Capt. Excitement plays to the crowd and appears to propose a dance off of sorts. He pops and locks and does some goofy dance for a moment, the crowd loves this. He then points to The Kai and the Kai looks around, the people are actually cheering for this. The Kai gets in position, then grabs Capt. Excitement and hits the PELE BOMB! (Rock Bottom) he covers, and gets the one, two, three! WINNER in 3:16 – The Kai (14)PSYKLE vs. (19)EL LOBO SANGRIENTOBoth men are out, Lobo looks somewhat distracted, and given what happened to Jack, it’s no wonder. Before the match starts, Psykle asks that the match be fought under Onslaught rules, and Lobo agrees, the bell rings, they shake hands, and it starts. These two are very familiar with one another and the match reflects it. The action goes back and forth for almost twenty minutes as the two big men do their best to keep the other one down. Neither man uses a single rope break or gets a referee warning, and by the time we hit twenty minutes, the crowd is roaring for everything they do. The end of the match comes when Psykle back drops out of the LA BALA DE PLATA. As Lobo gets to his feet, Psykle grabs him and hits a JACKHAMMER, covers and gets the three count. WINNER in 22:02 – Psykle After the match, the two shake hands again, and Psykle leans in and says something to Lobo, Lobo just looks at him for a moment, then nods and slaps him on the back and the two leave the ring. (11)MAI MUYO vs. (22)RICKY SOARING EAGLEMai goes on the offensive quickly, keeping the much larger and more powerful off balance with kicks and lightning fast strikes. Mai takes Soaring Eagle to the mat with a missile drop kick for a two count, but Soaring Eagle powers out with authority. Soaring Eagle absorbs more lighting fast offense from Mai, and can’t quite seem to get his hands on her. Mai’s luck runs out though, she tries a flying Thesz press, but Soaring Eagle DESTROYS her with a clubbing clothesline while she is in mid-air. Soaring Eagle takes over and batters Mai with power moves. Mai gets a few bursts of offense in, but Soaring Eagle finally ends it with the SITTING THUNDER. Soaring Eagle covers, and gets the three count and the win. WINNER in 13:44 – Ricky Soaring Eagle (6)DAVIN MORELAND vs. (27)IRON STEVIEDavin and Stevie lock up and Stevie gets the early advantage, even scoring a one count on Davin. Davin does not appreciate Iron Stevie trying to defeat him, so Davin goes into over drive, sending Stevie to the ropes and catching him on the jaw with a big boot. Davin then goes on to punish Stevie a little bit, hitting the little used SWEET DREAMS and a DOLPHIN KICK, but Stevie keeps kicking out. Davin almost looks impressed. Almost. Davin gets to his feet and encourages Stevie to get up as well. He offers a handshake, and Stevie foolishly takes it. Davin pulls him right into a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER and gets the three count. WINNER in 6:59 – Davin Moreland Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF End of Days 8 PPV, Live! February 26th from Swan Island, Honduras . And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, February 8th live from Four Roads junction, St. Lucia. See something you like? 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