OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Sofia, Bulgaria
Russ: We welcome you to Sofia, Bulgaria, the home of ancient ruins, beautiful architecture, and some of the most beautiful women in the world, for another edition of OOWF Midweek Mayhem. Joining me this week is former ECW Heavyweight Champion Razz
Razz: This week our main event is a rematch for the Tag Team Championships as Banned from Everywhere gets their rematch against Stank and LD Williams.
Russ: Also this week Rabbit Mask gets an opportunity against The Kai for the Onslaught title.
Razz: And a three way street fight between Firewoman, Chris Evans, and Ghosthead.
Russ: All that straight ahead, but first the return of Moosehead Jack.
Razz: GM Selena was upset to find that Moose had been accidentally granted a guaranteed contract when the OOWF bought out the PHWF. So it looks like the former champ will be undergoing some time in opening matches as punishment.
Russ: The question is, who is being punished most, Moosehead Jack, or the poor unfortunates that have to face him. Let's go to the ring.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. STARFISHThe bell rings and Moose immediately attacks the high flying Starfish. He hammers him with knees to the midsection, then drives him to the mat with elbows to the back of the head. Moose grabs the masked man and pulls him up and shoves him into the corner and charges in and KILLS him with a flying knee to the face. Starfish staggers out of the corner and Moose grabs him from behind and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX into the turnbuckle! Starfish hits the mat and rolls under the bottom rope to the floor, but Moose doesn’t give him a moments rest. Moose slides out of the ring and pulls him up and whips him into the guardrail, then catches him with a clothesline that bends his back over the rail. Starfish falls to the floor writhing in pain, Moose stomps the back of his head repeatedly, then pulls him up and KILLS him with an APRON POWERBOMB. Moose snarls at the fans and rolls Starfish into the ring.
Moose climbs into the ring and pulls Starfish up and lifts him for a suplex, but Starfish slips free and lands on his feet, as Moose turns around Starfish catches him with a spinning heel kick that sends Moose to the mat. Starfish waits for Moose to get to his feet and runs to the ropes and springs off the middle rope and tries a cross body, but Moose times it right and catches him with SPINNING FIST right to the temple, nearly knocking Starfish cold. He pulls him to his feet and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, then traps him in the JI-ENDO! Starfish taps out almost immediately.
WINNER in 4:27 – Moosehead Jack
Russ: Well, no question, Moosehead Jack is back!
Razz: No question Moose will be an absolute buzzsaw cutting through all the talent that GM Selena can throw at him.
Russ: Our poor unfortunate undercard talent will be spending lots of time in the infirmary, no doubt, but up next, the newest member of Drink and Destroy faces off against our version of the Mad Russian.
Razz: DK Murphy accepted the invitation of Vic Dinero this week to join a newly reformed Drink and Destroy and he gets to try and destroy Comrade Sharkoff.
Russ: One has to wonder how the Comrade will fare against the young Irish-Italian American. Let's go to the ring.
DK MURPHY vs. COMRADE SHARKOFF “Moscow Calling” by Gorky Park brings out the pride of Russia, Comrade Sharkoff accompanied by his handler Mila Kunis. They enter the ring as Kunis picks up a microphone.
“American dirt reporters like Perez Hilton are all amazed that even without makeup, I look wonderful. But in my case, I am brains and beauty. I am here with the greatest athlete in all Russia, Comrade Sharkoff. He will grace you with his presence.”
And Kunis hands the microphone to Sharkoff.
“
Mila Kunis very smart woman. But Eastern Bloc women all very smart and talented. Take Bulgarian singer Alexandrina Pendatchanska who gets nominated for American Grammy award. Just like Alexandrina, Comrade Sharkoff will defeat KD Miller and become winner of all titles in O-double-F for pride of Mother Russia.”
The Dropkick Murphys bring out newcomer DK Murphy.
Murphy hold the ropes so that Mila Kunis can leave the ring, and that gives Sharkoff the opportunity to attack him from behind. Lots of hard shots to the back take a quick toll on Murphy as Sharkoff throws him into the ropes and Sharkoff comes up with the Russian Sickle. Sharkoff goes for the cover but Murphy kicks out WITH AUTHORITY at 2. Murphy gets up, angry, and Murphy and Sharkoff begin trading hard blows. Murphy begins getting the upper hand and throws Sharkoff into the ropes hitting a Powerslam. Murphy picks up Sharkoff for the LAST CALL! Referee Mel Creech has an easy time of it counting the pinfall.
WINNER – DK MurphyAs Mila Kunis rolls into the ring to help her charge, Murphy grabs a microphone.
“When your man wakes up, tell him the name is Murphy. DK Murphy. Remember it.”
Murphy strides up the ramp to the cheers of the fans as Kunis tries to get Sharkoff out of the ring.
Russ: A bit more confidence from the rookie this week, Razz.
Razz: It looks like Murphy is getting more comfortable and confident in the OOWF environment, and that could mean trouble for his oppponents.
Russ: A reminder that our next pay per view is coming up December 30th, New Years Pain live from Paris France.
Razz: And next week the OOWF bandwagon rolls into Jelsava, Slovakia for Midweek Mayhem. But up next is a tag team match for the ages.
Russ: Danny Taylor teams with the genetic freak Davin Moreland to take on Ricky Soaring Eagle and the Intercontinental Champion Matt Folz.
Razz: Folz upset a lot of people last week after he denouced that very title.
Russ: Well, Folz says he wants the world title, whoever holds it. Right now, lets get to this tag team match.
MATT FOLZ & RICKY SOARING EAGLE vs. DAVIN MORELAND & DANNY TAYLOR Battle without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei brings out the Intercontinental Champion Matt Folz accompanied by Ricky Soaring Eagle and his trusty tire iron. These two are already getting into it over something...who knows what.
POD's Here comes the Boom brings out Danny Taylor for this tag team match. Danny smiles and waves to the fans. At the bottom of the ramp he looks up at the opponents in the ring, then turns and points to the curtain.....
Notorious fires up and out comes the Grand Slam and Six Pack champion Davin Moreland. As usual, Davin panders to the crowd for what seems like an eternity before greeting his tag team partner with an enthusiastic handclasp of mutual manly respect and climbing into the ring.
Ricky Soaring Eagle and Danny start out and there's a fair amount of jaw jacking before things get underway – well, mostly from Ricky as Danny just stands there and nods and gives him the “bring it” sign. They finally lock up and get down to business. Ricky backs Danny into the ropes and starts to unload on the big man but Danny flips him around and throws some solid strikes, then gives Ricky the tsk-tsk which infuriates Ricky and he charges Danny who hip tosses the big man. Infuriated, Ricky goes for the charge again, and gets hip tossed again. Ricky is boiling mad and charges again but Danny grabs the back of his head and runs him into the turnbuckle and follows with a splash. Matt Folz tries to interject himself on the apron but Danny grabs both their heads and induces a meeting of the minds.
Davin Moreland is having a hard time containing his amusement on the apron and calls to Danny to tag him in, which Danny obliges. Ricky turns to Matt Folz for a tag but folz just tells Ricky to get in there and take him out. Ricky turns into Moreland and locks up and manages to muscle the genetic freak into his own corner, which does not bode well for Moreland. Indeed, Ricky and Folz do double team Moreland handily in their corner, keeping him tied up administering a great deal of punishment while Danny tries to come in and break it up, only to be ejected by Referee Angelo Barrios. While Ricky holds Moreland's leg, Folz comes off the top rope and drops a knee into Moreland's leg and then locks in an Ankle Lock that has the big man howling. Folz looks over at Danny and laughs and makes a remark that gets him upset and he tries to enter the ring. Barrios puts Danny back on the apron, but not before Folz and Ricky have dragged Moreland into the corner and posted him significantly, trying to ensure that Mickie is an only child. Folz continues to press the attack but Moreland isn't giving up. Folz tags in Moreland and picks him up and has Ricky hold him while he climbs to the top rope. As Folz comes off the top to plant an elbow to Moreland's noggin, Moreland breaks free and gets out of the way as Folz hits Ricky! Moreland rolls to his corner and tags in Danny, who goes all house o' fire on Folz and Ricky. Danny knocks Folz to the floor, and picks up Ricky for the Dynamite Drop! Danny locks in the TNT while Moreland keeps Folz out on the floor and Ricky is forced to tap out!
WINNERS – Danny Taylor and Davin Moreland Moreland walks up to Danny and shakes his hand, while Folz and Ricky argue in their corner. A shoving match breaks out that ends when Ricky retrieves his tire iron from the corner, and Folz decides it's not worth his effort.
Russ: Matt Folz becomes the latest to find out that getting along with Ricky Soaring Eagle just isn't worth it.
Razz: Let's not disregard the good work between Davin Moreland and Danny Taylor. But you're right, Russ. Folz and Soaring Eagle just self destructed.
Russ: Well, moving on. Razz, you've got to admit that the Tag Team division is in the best shape we've seen in some time.
Razz: Absolutely, Russ. Stank and LD Williams, Power and Glory, now Stan Fulton and Ecosystem, and in this match, the Texans and the Darlings.
Russ: Bad blood lately between these two teams, but let's let them settle it in the ring, right now.
TEXPRESS VS.THE DARLINGSBig & Rich’s “Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy” introduces the team that needs no introduction—the multi-time Tag Team Champions, the Measuring Sticks, the Southern Gentlemen, the Way-Better-Than-The-Alabamapress: The Texpress! The crowd is horsey-dancing along, or at least dancing Gangnam Style. “Sail” plays in the Darling Siblings next, as Alexander and Alexis Darling receive as solid an ovation, assuring that we got one of them fancy face-versus-face matches! The four shake hands, per the recent show-of-respect promos, and this match gon’ be ON!
Alexander Darling starts off against the intimidating Zane Myers, but Alexander Darling isn’t intimidated by anyone, let alone someone who enters to Big & Rich. Alexander and Zane charge in for a lockup, but Darling pops up with a knee to the jaw! Alex is hitting strikes to push the larger Zane into the corner, but Zane catches a leg and tosses Alexander into the corner, striking away with body blows. Discretion being the better part of valor, Alexander slips through the ropes for the break—then slips outside the ring entirely to the apron. Zane grabs Alex by the neck, ostensibly to throw him in, but Alex hangs Zane up on the top rope. As Zane stumbles back, Alex rescales the ring, climbs the ropes, SPRINGBOARD LARIAT! The parody does not escape Chad as Alexander goes for the cover on Zane, but Zane powers out after two. Alex, undeterred, bounds off the opposite ropes and tries a running knee, but Zane catches him and tosses him with a belly to belly! Zane makes his way to the corner and tags in Chad!
Chad Madison comes in with a leaping crossbody, but only holds Alexander for a one count before kickout. Madison laying in the kicks, Alex Darling catches the ankle and switches over for a heel hook, but Chad makes it to the ropes quick and kicks Darling off. Chad with the charging clothesline to take Darling down, but as he tries to come back off a spinning elbow, Alexander reverses into a back suplex and promptly tags Alexis Darling in to take over, who swings in and pulls Chad from behind for a German suplex! She begins to initiate a rolling sequence, and as much as Chad might like the idea of Alexis giving him a reach-around and rolling her hips, context matters and this situation appears to be painful. Chad finally drives the back elbows fast enough to get Alexis to loosen her grip, flipping her over snapmare style and pulling her arms behind her into a submission! After a bit of time, Alexis fights up to a standing position; the somewhat stronger Chad seeks to push her back down, but Alexis changes tacks and pops Chad back with a jawbreaker. Both regaining their bearings, double charge, double clothesline, both down!
Alexander and Zane get near-simultaneous tags, Alexander ducks Zane’s first axehandle charge, and a second swing, leaps up and drops him with a neckbreaker. After a one-count, a brawling sequence begins where Alexander manages to get the best of Zane after a straight-fake uppercut, but just as Alexander tucks under and begins to lift Zane for a Darling Driver—no mean feat—GHOSTHEAD appears atop the guardrail in the audience! He looks ready to pounce in the ring, and as Alexander is distracted, Zane reverses with elbows and lands with all his girth on Alexander’s chest! Alexis jumps down from the ring to confront Ghosthead, but he disappears back into the crowd. Meanwhile, Zane lifts Alexander up into the Torture Rack and Chad blind tags in, leaping off the top rope with a dropkick across the throat of Alexander! Chad goes for the pin as Zane holds Alexis back: 1-2-3!
Winners in 9:23…The Texpress!
Chad and Zane celebrate their win with the fans in a reasonably subdued way—Chad shrugging more at Alexis and Alex, since he saw what happened. Alexis and Alex nod back, but are pissed as all-get-out as they scour the audience for Ghosthead.
Russ: Ghosthead continues to interject himself in Darling family business, Razz.
Razz: The Death Knell has had it in for Alexander Darling for a while, Russ. This is far from over.
Russ: Up next, Mai Muyo versus Power, let's go to the ring.
MAI MUYO vs. POWER Hero by Skillet brings Mai Muyo to the ring. She seems to skip a little faster and smile a little bit more since her friend the Reverend Stan Fulton is back in the OOWF.
Two Steps from Hell's “Fortress of Seduction” brings out Power. She walks straight over to Mai and stares into her eyes. After a moment Power extends a hand. Mai cautiously takes it and surprisingly, no shenanigans.
As the bell rings Power takes command immediately from the initial lockup by taking Mai over with an armbar and grinds it hard. Mai keeps trying to leverage her way out of it, tries to work her way to a vertical base and throw Power into the ropes but each time Power is able to hold the armbar and take Mai back down. Finally out of frustration Mai just grabs the bottom rope with her legs. Power just pulls her back in, but Referee Junior Hale insists that Power break. Power forces Mai's arm to the mat and drives a hard knee into the arm before breaking. Mai looks at Power with sad eyes and Power frowns but then rubs her head slightly. That gives Mai an opening to take Power down with a leg sweep and grab a toe hold. Power spins around and gets to the ropes and Mai tries to break cleanly but Power pushes her off with her free foot causing Mai to stumble. Power quickly leaps to her feet and begins working over Mai with stiff strikes and whips her into the ropes and goes for the high knee but Mai grabs the ropes and Power lands awkwardly. Mai leaps to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a double sledgehammer blow that rocks Power. Mai goes behind Power, makes the sign of the cross over Power, and folds her hands in prayer. As Power starts to get up Mai locks in the TRINITARIAN! Mai howls like a banshee and it looks like Power starts to fade when all at once her eyes open wide and she lets loose with a primal screams. She stands up and supports Mai on her back! Mai has a shocked expression on her face as Power backs full speed into a turnbuckle. Once. Twice, Three times and Mai is forced to break the hold. Power has a fierce look on her face as she picks up Mai...Gorilla Press Slam and she drops Mai and the young evangelist falls hard! Power has an evil smirk on her face like we've never seen. She picks up Mai...Air Raid Crash, then sits Mai up in the middle of the ring and applies...a two-legged Stump Puller! Mai is literally being folded in half and Referee Junior Hale says it's over.
WINNER BY SUBMISSION – Power!But Power's refusing to break the hold! Referee Junior Hale demands the break and Power finally does. But she's not done. She picks up Mai, throws her on top of the announce table and hoists her over her shoulders...Samoan Driver that takes out the table and the announce team! Hale gets between Power and Mai and Power begins stalking the much smaller referee who runs out of the ring, and Power, still with that evil smirk on her face, walks up to the top of the ramp and busts out a Double Bicep Pose as the crowd boos and she turns and smiles as if they were chanting her name. Medics come out to ringside to tend to Russ, Razz, and Mai Muyo, and it looks like this card will continue sans commentary team.
REVEREND STAN vs. GLORYOut first comes
Reverend Stan Fulton to the strains of
The Ramones “Crusher”. The massive minister smiles, slaps hands and blesses babies as he works his way to the ring.
Once again
Two Steps from Hell's “Fortress of Seduction” rings through the arena and out steps Glory. She climbs to the middle turnbuckle and raises her arms to the BOOS of the crowd. Glory then jumps down and gets face to face with Fulton and begins jaw jacking to him that she isn't afraid of him and punctuates some of those comments with pokes to the chest. Fulton steps back slightly then feigns a move forward and Glory backpedals quickly. Referee Mel Creech rolls his eyes and calls for the bell.
Fulton stalks Glory but as he lunges Glory rolls behind Fulton and starts laying in kicks to the knees that slow the big man a bit. Fulton turns and moves toward Glory and she rolls out of the ring. Glory chides Creech to get Fulton back so she can get back in the ring. As Glory reenters she once again slides behind Fulton laying in those kicks and actually hits a drop toe hold that takes Fulton down. Glory claws at the bandages around Fultons knees as she keeps the hold applied. Fulton easily reaches the ropes and Glory continues to torque the hold before standing up and lifting Fulton's leg off the mat and stomping the knee into the mat. Fulton stands up again and tries to lock up with Glory but Glory ducks under to throw more kicks to the knees but this time Fulton gets Glory between himself and the turnbuckle and he backpedals, trapping Glory in the corner. A couple of backpedals later and Glory is slowed down significantly. Fulton throws Glory across the ring into the other corner and he follows with a Dropline! Fulton picks up Glory and bodyslams her near a corner. Fulton climbs to the second turnbuckle....no...not the CRUSHER! Creech cringes but makes the three count and this one is over!
WINNER – “Reverend” Stan FultonAs Fulton takes in the cheers of the crowd Power runs down the ramp and slips into the ring from behind Fulton and crushes the Twigs and Berries. Fulton goes down in a heap and Power slides back out of the ring and pulls out a couple of Baseball bats. Power slides in the ring and rolls a bat toward her sister who's still trying to get up and begins laying in shots to Fulton's knees. Power drags the big man toward the corner post when Mai Muyo and the Texpress come running down toward the ring. Seeing the odds against them, Power grabs her sister and hoists her over her shoulder and heads to the back.
FIREWOMAN vs. CHRIS EVANS vs. GHOSTHEAD – Non title Street FightThe lights darken and
Sevendust’s “My Ruin” comes on the Jumbotron as Ghosthead walks down the ramp. White fog pours from under the ring covering the mat and ringside as Ghosthead enters the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and sits down awaiting his opponent.
Iron Maiden's The Trooper brings Chris Evans to the ring dressed in blue jeans and carrying a Kendo Stick, ready to go to war.
“Firewoman” explodes from the speakers and anyone still in their seats jumps up as the first female Grand Slam Champion comes down the ramp. Like Evans, Fire is dressed in blue jeans and carrying not only a Kendo Stick but a set of Nunchuks. Junior Hale looks around, wondering who he pissed off to get assigned to this match, and calls for the bell and hides.
Evans glances from Fire to Ghost and back to Fire. Fire stands prepared for either to attack, but when Evans and Ghost lock eyes and nod, she isn't prepared for both to come at her and as she tries to use her weapons, Evans knocks them out of her hands with his Kendo Stick and Ghosthead picks up the Kendo Stick and both Evans and Ghost rain blows over the downed champion. Evans hold Fire as Ghosthead rains more blows from the Kendo Stick over Fire's ribcage. Ghosthead finally moves his attack from Fire to Evans and begins clocking Evans with the Kendo Stick. Ghosthead grabs Evans around the neck with the Kendo Stick, choking him. Fire slowly stirs and picks up the Nunchucks and drives them into Evans midsection. Fire and Ghosthead lock eyes and Ghost drops Evans. Ghosthead sends Evans into the ropes and then grabs one end of the Nunchucks and he and Fire nearly decapitate Evans with the blow! Fire and Ghosthead lock eyes and she takes the Nunchucks and begins whirling them while Ghosthead picks up a Kendo Stick and begins circling Both try to get in blows with the weapons but neither can get in a solid shot. Until Evans recovers a bit and picks up a Kendo stick and starts working over Ghosthead from the back, and Evans and Fire start working over Ghosthead in Tandem. All at once they realize what they're doing and begin goin after each other with the weapons until Ghosthead interjects himself again and all three begin trying to get in blows with their weapons. Evans finally rolls out of the ring and finds a trash can (A real steel one, not this aluminum bullcrap) and clocks Ghosthead over the head with it, reopening that old wound on the Death Knell's head. Fire and Evans press their attack on Ghosthead until Evans drives the Kendo stick into Fire's ribs. As she clutches her ribs Evans grabs the trash can and brings it down on Fire's head several times and throws her out of the ring. Evans hits Ghosthead with the trash can again, then grabs the lid and drops it in the center of the ring and picks up Ghosthead – Way of the Future on the Trash Can Lid! Junior Hale runs out of hiding to count to three.
WINNER – Chris EvansEvans grabs the Kendo Stick and starts to make a move on Firewoman but she stands up with a look on her face that tells Evans it's time to bail. Fire looks up in the ring and raises her hands and Ghosthead rises and the two return to the back.
THE KAI vs. RABBIT MASK– Onslaught Title Match All the lights go out and a white fog engulfs the stage as
Another Me by Jeff Hardy begins to play. Rabbit appears through the fog carrying a pineapple? The pineapple is carved so that it appears that there is a face on it, of course. Rabbit casually takes bites out of it, talks to it, and laughs maniacally.
And then
"Gal A Bubble" by Konshens brings out the Onslaught Champion The Kai! Accompanying The Kai is A'isha al-Takriti. The Kai pauses and mugs at the top of the ramp until A'isha prods him onward. The Kai climbs into the ring and mounts the turnbuckle to play to the crowd. The Kai turns to his challenger, spotting the pineapple and raises the eyebrow. While he doesn't have a microphone, I feel assured that the Kai instructed Rabbit Mask what to do with the pineapple. As The Kai turns to help A'isha leave the ring, Rabbit Mask applies the remainders of the pineapple to the back of The Kai's head!
Rabbit Mask has received his first warningRabbit Mask presses his advantage against the champion with hard strikes that stun The Kai. Rabbit Mask gets The Kai up for a HEAD DROP #1 and goes for the cover, but A'isha reaches in and gets The Kai's foot over the ropes to break up the pin.
The Kai has used his first rope breakRabbit Mask throws The Kai into the corner and follows up with a Corner Dropkick to the Head that rocks The Kai. Rabbit grabs The Kai's head and faceplants him. Rabbit Mask covers but the Kai powers out at two. Rabbit Mask picks up the Kai to throw him into the ropes, but the Kai reverses and sends the Rabbit TO THE SAND! The Kai backs into the corner waiting for Rabbit to rise....PIPELINE!
But The Kai's not done. He climbs to the nearest turnbuckle...can it be?
Moonsault over Maui! The Kai hooks both legs and gets the pin!
WINNER and Still Onslaught Champion – The Kai!A'isha gets up on the apron to join The Kai in the ring when Rabbit Mask hits The Kai with a big Superkick that sends The Kai into A'isha and she falls hard at ringside. Rabbit resumes the attack on the prone Kai with a big Punt Kick. Rabbit laughs and points, then picks up The Kai for a Head Drop #4...
...when Alexis Darling comes down the ramp, hits the top turnbuckle, and hits Rabbit Mask with a missile dropkick that finds the mark. Rabbit Mask decides to head for the hutch and fight another day. Alexis helps up The Kai who gives her a hug...
...just as A'isha makes her way up on the apron and gets into the ring and takes exception to Alexis being there. Words are exchanged that are not exactly broadcast friendly, mostly applying to female dogs and brothel workers. The shoving match begins to escalate before The Kai and the referee intervene and break up the potential catfight.
STANK & LD WILLIAMS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – OOWF World Tag Team Title MatchJustin Sane and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville meet LD and Stank in the middle of the ring and offer to shake their hands before the match, but LD and Stank just stare at them. The bell rings, and LD grabs Justin Sane and throws him into the corner and lights him up with chops to the chest. Stank and Bill leave the ring, and the match has officially begun!
LD pulls Justin out of the corner and whips him to the ropes, but Justin baseball slides out of the ring to the floor. Justin just stands there and finally LD gets annoyed and slides out of the ring to go after Justin, but as he slides out, Justin slides into the ring and just stands there and shrugs his shoulders at LD. LD is clearly annoyed and slides back into the ring, but as he does Justin slides out. This happens a few more times, until finally LD is on the outside and starts to slide into the ring and stops, then turns around expecting to see Justin on the floor. He’s not there. LD turns around and Justin gets a head of steam and dives between the ropes and takes LD out! Justin pulls LD up and rolls him back into the ring and covers, but LD kicks out at one. Justin tags Bill in.
Bill comes in and pulls LD up and scoops him up and slams him to the mat then tries and elbow, but LD rolls out of the way and quickly gets to his feet. As Bill stands up, LD catches him with a boot to the side of the head, then grabs him from behind and hits a release German suplex.
LD tags in Stank and holds Bill on the mat, Stank bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across Bill’s chest and covers, but Bill kicks out at two. Stank pulls Bill up and shoves him into the corner and peppers him with Vader style shots to the head, but clearly hitting Bill in the head does not have the desired effect. Bill starts returning the shots and slowly backs Stank to the middle of the ring. Bill tries a discuss punch, but Stank catches him and throws him to the mat with a t-bone suplex. Bill pops to his feet and Stank charges at him, but Bill side steps him and Stank slams chest first into the corner. Bill reaches out and tags Justin, then shows impressive strength by lifting Stank for a belly to back suplex, Justin leaps off the top rope and catches Stank with a leg lariat as Bill takes him over. Justin covers, but LD comes in and breaks it up at two with a kick to the back of Justin’s head.
Stank gets to his feet and sees Justin get up and stagger to the corner, he charges in and KILLS Justin with a clothesline. Stank pulls Justin to the champs corner and slams him face first into the turnbuckle and then tags LD. LD and Stank take turns BRUTALIZING Justin with chops until the referee finally makes Stank leave the ring. LD pulls Justin up in a suplex then dumps him across the top rope stomach first, then catches him with a savate kick to the back of the head sending him to the floor.
Stank and LD take turns pummeling Justin, but to his credit, he takes it and keeps trying to fight back. They hit him with everything and can’t keep him down. Stank has him on the top rope and Justin fights out of it with shots to Stank’s head, then stands on the middle rope and screams DOUUUUUUUUUUUGHAWK! Stank hits the mat, and Justin leaps over him, and rolls to his corner and makes the hot tag to Bill!
Bill comes in like the proverbial house on fire and takes LD down with punches to the head. Stank gets to his feet and Bill catches him with a big boot that sends him out of the ring. They turn to LD, now the legal man, and Bill bounds off the ropes and hits the MASON DIXON LINE! Justin is on his feet in the corner and Bill tags him back into the match, he races to the middle of the ring and……Bill grabs him and lifts him for a powerbomb! WHAT THE HELL? He drops Justin…….and Justin hits an ELBOW DROP on LD! THE NEW MOVE (title pending, hell maybe we will just call it The New Move). Justin covers and hooks the leg, the crowd sings along ONE……TWO……THRE……NO! Stank pulls Justin off of LD! Bill leaves the ring and he runs down the apron at Stank, but Stank charges him and KILLS him with a SPEAR! They fly off the apron and crash through a table!
Inside the ring, Justin pulls LD to his feet and bounces off the ropes and leaps on him and traps him in Ellie May’s POSSUM POUCH! LD fights it, but drops to one knee. The champion regains his composure and fights free, turning Justin into a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! An annoyed LD pulls Justin up and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER, then locks him in the CROSSFACE! Justin fights it, but can’t take it and taps out.
WINNERS in 15:55 – LD Williams & StankThanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the OOWF New Years Evil 9, coming to you Live! Sunday December 30th from Paris France! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! December 19th, Live! From Jelsava, Slovakia. Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 8-year plus history of the OOWF!
