Midweek Mayhem
Live from Jelsava, Slovakia
Russ: From the hidden jewel of Slovakia, Jelsava, welcome to Midweek Mayhem. I'm joined by my colleague, former ECW champion Razz.
Razz: You know this tour takes us a long way from home, but the great part is all the beautiful women we see here during our iron curtain tour.
Russ: No doubt about it, Razz. Tonight, a three way dance for the Intercontinental Championship as DK Murphy and Danny Taylor take on the champion, Matt Folz.
Razz: Also a triple threat tag team match with the return of Phoenix Rising to take on former World Champion Chris Evans and Rabbit Mask, and Ghosthead with a Mystery Partner.
Russ: And Alexis Darling faces The Kai in a non-title match. First up, more of the ritual humiliation of Moosehead Jack, let's go to the ring.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. JACK QUINNMoose doesn’t seem to be very amused by this, though there is a reason for the name, and attacks Quinn before the bell even rings. Moose shoves Quinn into the corner and hammers him with kicks to the gut, the backs off and dares him to come out of the corner. When he does, Moose NAILS him with a spinning elbow that catches Quinn right in the face, sending him to the mat, then to the floor. Moose leaves the ring and grabs Quinn and pulls him up, and we see a gash over the Slovakian’s eye that is POURING BLOOD. Moose grabs the overmatched kid and throws him into the guardrail HARD. The kid hits and slumps to the floor, Moose charges in and KILLS him with a boot to the face. Moose falls to the floor and sits next to him, and grabs his face and forces him to look into the camera
THIS IS ON YOU SELENA! ARE YOU HAPPY?Moose holds his head and repeatedly slams him with headbutts, then pulls him to his feet and throws him back into the ring. The referee checks on Quinn, who is barely able to respond. He looks like he is going to wave it off when Moose pulls him up and hits a RANHEI! The referee yells at Moose to end it, Moose snarls at the referee and backs him into the corner. Quinn struggles to his feet, and for a second you think he might rally, but Moose charges out of the corner and BLASTS him with a leaping knee to the face. Quinn hits the mat, Moose pulls him up, PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! Moose flips him over and locks in the JI-ENDO and Quinn quickly taps out.
WINNER in 3:27 – Moosehead Jack
Russ: Another annihilation at the hands of Moosehead Jack.
Razz: Well, Moose is under contract, he's getting used and paid, but I'm sure he doesn't like it.
Russ: Up next, the return of a Grand Slam Champion and future Hall of Famer, the big boss, Ecosystem, teaming with Stan Fulton to take on Comrade Sharkoff and Ricky Soaring Eagle.
Razz: These two teams have some serious history centering around Mai Muyo, who suffered a serious beatdown a few weeks ago at the hands of the Comrade and the Native American.
Russ: There's part of me that feels sorry for Sharkoff and Soaring Eagle, but I also have to wonder if the Reverend and Eco have taken this team too lightly. Let's go to the ring.
Reverend Stan Fulton & Ecosystem vs. Comrade Sharkoff & Ricky Soaring Eagle “Moscow Calling” by Gorky Park brings out the pride of Russia, Comrade Sharkoff accompanied by his handler Mila Kunis. They enter the ring as Kunis picks up a microphone.
“American dirt reporters think I am sad. And I am. Not because of stupid actor boyfriend, but because American's taste is getting worse. Stupid AskMen.com poll says Jennifer Lawrence is more desirable than me. Stupid. She wants to find out about hunger games, come to Siberia. There hunger is not a game. But this is good time. Our friends give us intelligence on our opponents tonight, and the greatest athlete in all Russia, Comrade Sharkoff, and the greatest Native American wrestler of all time will be victorious. The Comrade will grace you with his presence.”
And Kunis hands the microphone to Sharkoff.
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Mila Kunis very smart woman. She gets us good information. Just a few weeks ago this big preacher jump us from behind in match with Ecosister. Now tonight Preacher hides behind the Ecobrother. Bring it on Reverend Billy Graham, and we beat you two like we beat little Ecosister, then Sharkoff and Ricky Warring Eagle become tag team champions of all O-double-F for pride of Mother Russia and oppressed American Native people.”
Sharkoff hands the microphone to Ricky Soaring Eagle.
“Fulton, I owe you. And Ecosystem, I hope you have the good sense that your sister didn't. She stayed in the ring and we beat her senseless. Do yourself a favor and run away now. Run away, both of you. Or else you will …
FEEL
OUR
PAIN!
As Kunis, Sharkoff, and Ricky share an uncharacteristic happy moment in the ring, the lights go out.....
”I know who you are, the leader of lost souls” brings out two former world heavyweight champions Ecosystem and Reverend Stan Fulton. Ecosystem is wide eyed and if looks could kill, there would be three dead people in the ring. Fulton keeps trying to calm Eco down and it seems to not be working. Eco storms into the ring and goes right after Sharkoff but Fulton pulls him back and insists that Eco go to the apron. Eco is fuming but steps out onto the apron. Eco closes his eyes and counts to ten and takes a deep breath. But in that space of time Sharkoff and Ricky Soaring Eagle jump the rotund Reverend from behind and begin a beatdown that goes surprisingly well. Sharkoff and RSE throw Fulton in their corner and it gets ugly with a familiar pattern. Fulton remains stuck in the corner with Sharkoff and Ricky alternating time in the ring, with distractions allowing the outside man to administer punishment while Mel Creech is occupied with the legal man in the ring and putting Ecosystem out.
Finally Eco's taken as much as he can take. He runs around the outside of the ring and pulls Comrade Sharkoff off the apron and smashes his head into the ring steps multiple times, then climbs up on the wrong side of the ring and begins tearing into Ricky Soaring Eagle with a passion. Creech is telling Eco to get out of the ring but he's not listening. Stan recovers enough to get over to Eco and to tell him to get out of the ring. Stan makes his way to his corner but Eco is on the verge of getting disqualified and Stan grabs him and pushes Eco out of the ring. While all this is going on Ricky tags in Sharkoff and as Creech gets him out of the ring, Mila throws a small chain in to Sharkoff. He wraps the chain around his hand, cold cocks Stan with it and he goes down. Sharkoff throws the chain out and makes the cover, and Ecosystem is just a moment too slow.
WINNER – Comrade Sharkoff and Ricky Soaring EagleEcosystem goes crazy tearing into Sharkoff but Ricky Soaring Eagle stops Eco cold with that tire iron of his. Sharkoff and Ricky continue to pummel Reverend Stan and Ecosystem and Creech calls for Security when running down the aisle comes Mai Muyo with a steel chair in hand that sends Sharkoff and Soaring Eagle running for higher ground with Mila Kunis close behind.
Russ: A Huge Upset with the vastly more experienced team getting beaten by the rookies.
Razz: I think you called it, Russ. They were at first too complacent, then too overly emotional, and that was their downfall tonight.
Russ: We haven't heard the last of this, I'm sure. Something else that we haven't heard the last of is the ongoing war of words between the Neil Twins and Texpress.
Razz: Well, Power and Glory have taken exception to what they feel is the inappropriate manner in which Chad Madison treats our interviewers. Me, I don't have a problem with it. He's a fun loving guy who likes the ladies. Nothing wrong with that.
Russ: But would you want Chad to date your daughter?
Razz: You kidding? I'd break his freaking neck.
Russ: And that, I think, is the twins point. Tag Team Action, let's go to the ring.
Texpress vs. Power & GloryTwo Steps from Hell's “Fortress of Seduction” brings out the Neil twins Power and Glory. They stop and pose at the top of the ramp, Power showing off her muscular definition, and Glory just showing off. The twins slowly walks down the ramp waving at the fans as if they were cheering...which they definitely aren't. As they get to the bottom of the ramp Glory bends down to pick something up off the floor and hands it to Power, and they share a grin. They enter the ring and climb the corners and pose, soaking in the boos of the fans.
Big & Rich's
"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" brings out the former Tag Team Champions Texpress. They circle the ring, slapping hands, kissing babies, and in Chad's case, flirting with all the pretty Slovokian women. Finally, after a Moreland-like period fo fan pandering, Chad and Zane get into the ring. Chad tips his hat at Power and that sends her into a realm of pissed off that isn't pleasant. Referee Angelo Barrios tells both teams he isn't going to put up with any shenanigans and wants one member of each team out on the apron. Zane starts for Texpress, and that gets Power yelling at Chad, calling him chicken...or something relating to chickens. Chad starts to come in, but Zane tells him to get back, he's got it. Power stays in, and Barrios calls for the bell.
Zane and Power circle each other. Zane hits the ropes and runs into Power and though she staggers a bit, she doesn't go down. Power does one of those flex poses that's supposed to intimidate and impress but all it does is get Zane to smile and Chad to roll his eyes. Power hits the ropes and tries to tackle Zane but Zane barely budges. Power taunts Zane to “do it again, big boy, I dare you.” Zane rares back and hits the ropes but this time Power slides down for a drop toe hold on the big man. Power lays in kicks and strikes to the thighs and knees that have to hurt the big man a bit. Then Power is able to drag Zane back to the corner and tag in Glory who climbs to the top rope and drops a knee into the left thigh of Zane which gets her a warning from Barrios. The twins keep Zane pretty well tied up with quick tags and attacks on the legs, assisted by Chad trying to come in and help his partner. But eventually Zane is able to shove the twins off and make his way to his corner for the hot tag to Chad. Chad comes in all house-o-fire on the twins hitting dropkicks and arm drags and eventually Chad takes Glory down with an armbar. Glory gets to a vertical base and pushes Chad back and throws him into the ropes...close to their own corner and Power drives a knee into the kidneys of Chad as he hits those ropes. Which gets her a stern talking to by Barrios But while Barrios is lecturing Power, Glory has reached into her boot and pulled out that strand of barbed wire and drills Chad in the head with it before throwing him into the twins corner. The sight of the blood on Chad has both twins wide eyed and smiling. Barrios sees the blood on Chad and goes to question Glory...which leaves Chad at the mercy of Power, who takes out that chain they found on the floor earlier, wraps it around her fist, and begins laying the punches into Chad's forehead where Glory cut him. As Barrios starts to turn back toward the action Glory points out that Zane is trying to come into the ring. That enables Power to pitch the chain to Glory and spin Chad around and choke him over the top ring rope while Glory lays in shots to Chad's kidneys with the chain on her hand. Power then grabs Chad's head and drops off the apron while Glory grabs the rope and pulls back. Chad is flopping about on the mat like a fish out of water, and Glory tags in her sister. Power grabs Chad's legs and is about to lock in an Indian Death Lock when Zane again tries to intervene. Power smirks, drags Chad back to their corner where Glory drops to the floor and grabs a leg, Power rolls out of the ring and grabs the other leg, and they introduce Chad's family jewels to the corner post. The twins high five each other and Power rolls back into the ring and gets Chad into position for a Figure 4 Leglock! Chad tries to fight his way back to the center of the ring but Glory reaches out and pulls Power back! Eventually Barrios sees the assistance and calls for the break. Power tags her sister who climbs the ropes and leaps rear end first onto Chad's chest! Glory starts choking Chad blatantly and Barrios calls for the break which she does at the four and a half count with a thrust to the throat.
Glory rolls to tag in Power but lets Chad get too close to his own corner and he lunges to tag in Zane who comes in all house-o-fire on the twins and he goes for the meeting of the minds double head butt when the twins kick Zane's knees and he buckles. The twins look at one another and nod. They throw Zane into their corner chest first, and as he comes out they hit DOUBLE ELIMINATION! Glory leaves the ring and Power locks in a reverse Indian Death Lock....no, she's wrapping her arms around Zane's massive chest..it's a Muta Lock! Chad tries to come in but Glory heads him off with a dropkick and as Barrios puts Chad out Gory plants a couple of chain assisted fists to Zane's knees before she exits the ring and drops the chain on the ring apron. Zane fights and fights but finally he has no choice but to tap out to the Muta Lock.
WINNER – Power and GloryBut Power refuses to release the hold and that brings Chad back in – which brings Glory in to start brawling with Chad...and that gets Power to let go of the hold and start double teaming Chad. The twins beat down Chad and throw him out of the ring. Power picks Chad up outside the ring and runs him into the barricade. Power and Glory stand Chad up for a DOUBLE ELIMINATION, then clear off the Slovakian Announce table, Power climbs on top and Glory rolls Chad on top of the table. Power picks up Chad---C4 on the announce table! Zane is starting to find his footing in the ring, and the twins decide their work for the evening is done.
Russ: Once again. Power and Glory cheat their way to another win.
Razz: Hey, Russ. Zane tapped out in that ring tonight, and that's a rarity. And that Muta Lock, wow. How long has it been since you've seen one of those.
Russ: Oh gosh, had do have been 20 years, but it's still effective.
Razz: You're damn right. These two women are still growing, evolving, and as long as they do that, they're gonna be hard to beat.
Russ: Folks, we're just eleven days away from our next Pay Per View, New Years Evil 9, coming to you Live! Sunday December 30th from Paris France!
Razz: Next week we come to you live from Prague, a city where our friend Kevin Nash has bounced a few Czechs in his day.
Russ: Had to go there, didn't you.
Razz: Just wanted to beat Davin Moreland to it.
Russ: Right now, it's the 80's showdown as Justin Sane faces Mai Muyo.
Razz: Russ, I'm conflicted on this match. On one hand this could be the silliest match we've had in 2012. On the other hand, the referee's head could explode.
Russ: That could be a given either way. Let's go to the ring.
Justin Sane vs. Mai Muyo Hero by Skillet brings Mai Muyo to the ring wearing a My Little Pony “Team Rainbow Dash” jacket. She seems to skip a little faster and smile a little bit more since her friend the Reverend Stan Fulton is back in the OOWF, despite what happened earlier in the evening.
Insane In the Brain brings Justin Sane to the ring riding his faithful donkey Drunkette and wearing his Strawberry Shortcake T-shirt. Justin waves to the crowd, though he's having a hard time waving and staying on board Drunkette. As he gets to the ring he tries to stand up in the saddle and jump into the ring but...he misses. Mai helps Justin get through the ropes and offers her hand, but Justin declines, because he knows how badly that can go.
Referee Mel Creech shakes his head and calls for the bell as Mai moves to lock up with Justin but Justin just stands there and asks for five bucks. Mai shakes here head, indicating that she has no pockets. Justin points to the cleavage, and Mai shakes her head but suddenly discovers she has a five dollar bill in her top! So she hands it to Justin and he sticks it in his pocket, then locks up with Mai. Mai backs Justin into the ropes and goes to throw Justin across the ring but Justin reverses and hits the other ropes to do a criss cross. After what seems like forever Mai finally stops, and Justin just keeps on going. Finally Mai steps in front of Justin and Justin reverses course and jumps over the top rope onto Drunkette....and slips off again. Mai rolls out of the ring and helps Justin back into the ring before climbing in herself.
Mai goes to lock up, but Justin stops her and asks for five dollars. She indicates she has no money, but Justin points at her boot. She lifts the boot and finds a wrinkled, sticky, disgusting five dollar bill on the bottom of her boot. Mai holds up her foot for Justin to take the bill, and he does, but in the process knocks Mai over. Justin sees an opportunity and stuffs the nasty bill in his pocket and goes for the pin. Creech is able to stop laughing long enough to make a one count before Mai powers out and sends Justin flying across the ring. Justin hits the ropes and bounces back, falling at Mai’s feet as she kips up. Mai picks up Justin, throws him into the ropes and hits a solid dropkick, which sends Justin flailing back into the ropes and as he comes back off the ropes Mai hits another dropkick. Mai picks up the fallen Justin and hits the END IS HERE! She goes behind Justin and makes the sign of the cross over Justin and folds her hands in prayer. As Justin gets up and starts looking around, Mai locks in the TRINITARIAN! Justin immediately taps out and this match is over!
WINNER – Mai MuyoMai is all happy and skippy around the ring and then helps up Justin and gets him on top of Drunkette and then slaps the donkey's behind, and off she heads for the back. Mai takes a victory lap around ringside slapping hands and hugging fans before she heads to the back.
Russ: It's over.
Razz: Oh come on, not your five star workrate classic, but it was fun. Not like this next match.
Russ: The heated history between Davin Moreland and Stank is well known. What is not known is the state of mind of the genetic freak.
Razz: Moreland has been strangely silent lately, and one wonders if that attack in front of Moreland's family by Ricky Soaring Eagle has made Moreland a little more caution in how he is out of the ring?
Russ: We'd ask him that, but we haven't seen him to ask him. Let's go to the ring.
Stank vs. Davin Moreland Notorious fires up and out comes the Grand Slam and Six Pack champion Davin Moreland. As usual, Davin panders to the crowd for what seems like an eternity before climbing into the ring.
Nonpoint's “Skin” brings Stank to the ring. Stank drops his Tag Team title belt outside the ring and slides into the ring before Moreland can turn around. He just lights up Moreland with closed-fist punches and referee Davis Hightower has no choice but to call for the bell...WE'RE UNDERWAY!
Stank just blasts Moreland over and over and over. He whips Moreland to the corner and blasts him with a running straight right hand. Stank grabs the ropes and starts kicking and then eventually stomping Moreland in the corner before Hightower pushes him away. Stank backs up one step before resuming his attack, pulling Moreland up in the corner and going to town with the punches again. Stank grabs Moreland and just throws him over the top turnbuckle, where Moreland lands on the STEEL STEPS, flat on his back.
Hightower looks concerned and starts a count as Stank heads to the other side of the ring. Hightower is up to 8 as Moreland rolls into the ring. Stank is right on him, and starts stomping away at Moreland before he has a chance to get up. Hightower tries to interfere, but Stank throws Moreland into the corner again and starts slugging away at Moreland. Hightower tries for a break again, and again Stank steps back before going back on the attack again.
But this time Moreland is able to respond as he switches up on Stank and begins laying in the shots of his own. Stank is rocked as Moreland tries to sit Stank up on the top rope. Moreland looks to be going for a Diamond Cutter but Stank catches Moreland with what appears to be a borderline low blow that sends Moreland bouncing hard off the mat. Stank jumps down, grabs Moreland and puts him on his shoulders. STANK-U!
Stank shakes his head, hits the ropes...STANKONIA 2.0! Hightower drops to make the three count, and this one is surprisingly over.
WINNER – Stank!Stank rolls out of the ring and grabs his Tag Team Title belt and rolls back into the ring and threatens to hit Moreland with the belt. Davis Hightower threatens to disqualify Stank and Stank turns to leave the ring. As Hightower calls for someone from Medical to come down and help Moreland, Stank rares back and fires a belt shot into Moreland's head and then quickly slides out of the ring.
Russ: Well, the viciousness of Stank is back with a vengeance.
Razz: Well, given the history of these two it didn't take much. But since his return Moreland just hasn't been himself. That's good sometimes, but nights like this, it's really bad.
Russ: Our next match sees a member of the current tag team champions taking on a member of the team they beat.
Razz: Referring to Awesome Bill as a former Tag Team Champion, Russ, that's just weird.
Russ: Awesome Bill and LD Williams, let's get to the ring.
LD Williams vs. Awesome Bill from DawsonvilleThe Devil Went Down To Georgia brings Awesome Bill from Dawsonville aboard Drunkey and Ellie May from Ellijay on her Likkercycle with attached cooler. Bill gets into the ring followed by Ellie May in all her burlapian splendor and hands Bill a pint of what might be Pine Cone Party Likker in a Bars Engine Treatment bottle. Bill swishes the drink in his mouth, gets a glazed look in his eyes, downs the rest of the bottle and shakes his head and lets out a YEEE-HAW, which the fans appreciate.
Petra's Jekyll & Hyde brings LD Williams to the ring. Despite his current status, there are a huge number of “Fear The Fraud” T-shirts around ringside, and LD stops and points at the fans and at Awesome Bill.
LD Climbs into the ring and Ellie May hands Bill two pint jars of what might be PCPL and Bill walks over to LD and offers him one. LD accepts the jar, and Bill downs his while LD takes a sip and then busts the jar up side Bill's head, and Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and the match is on.
Bill is busted open and groggier than normal as LD just tears into Bill with chops and kicks, and outright punches that have Bill staggered. Well, more than normal. Junior Hale is trying to get the broken glass out of the ring and get LD to back up. He's having more success at the former than the latter, though, as LD hits a DDT on Bill that happens to be on a piece of that glass, and Bill is quickly a bloody mess.
LD rolls Bill over for a pin but somehow Bill powers out with authority at two. Bill is wide eyed as LD Starts raining down punches on Bill, but Bill begins pacing around the ring, fists clenched, and as Bill stops, LD punches him hard. But Bill just looks up and points at LD and says,”You!” LD tries another punch, but Bill blocks it and begins punching LD hard. He throws LD into the ropes – ELIJAY EXPRESS!!! Bill climbs to the top rope – FREEBIRD! Bill covers LD for one, two, three! LD powers out a second too late!
WINNER – Awesome Bill from Dawsonville!Ellie May is excited and brings a big quart jar into the ring. Bill climbs to the top turnbuckle and toasts the fans. As he downs the drink, he suddenly finds himself falling backwards. LD has snatched him from the top rope and powerbombs Bill! Bill picks up the quart jar, takes a taste, then pours the rest over Bill's face. He drops the jar on the mat and leaves the ring, disgusted.
Russ: What an abysmal display in the ring, Razz!
Razz: I agree, a poor imitation of Hulk Hogan by Awesome Bill.
Russ: I mean the behaviour of LD Williams.
Razz: Behaviour? What are you now, Russ, Canadian?
Russ: Look, LD Williams is an elder statesman of this organization. He shouldn't be behaving like this.
Razz: He's a Grand Slam winner, Russ. He can act however he wants to. Who's gonna stop him?
Russ: Folks, up next, the Onslaught champion in a non-title match against someone with a lot of history.
Razz: The last time The Kai and Alexis Darling met in the ring The Kai came out on top, but Alexis has been stepping up her game.
Russ: The Kai and Alexis Darling, let's get to the ring.
The Kai vs. Alexis Darling - Non-title MatchThe lights go out and as
Life is Beautiful by Sixx AM plays a single spotlight falls on Alexis Darling at the top of the ramp, lookng darker and more goth-like than ever as the spotlight follows her slow walk to the ring.
"Gal A Bubble" by Konshens brings out the Onslaught Champion The Kai! Accompanying The Kai is A'isha al-Tikriti. The Kai pauses and mugs at the top of the ramp until A'isha prods him onward. The Kai climbs into the ring and mounts the turnbuckle to play to the crowd. He jumps down and turns toward Alexis and smiles as only The Kai can. While The Kai has fond memories of Alexis, A'isha is staring a hole into Lexie. Lexie extends her hand to The Kai, who shakes it, and this match, according to referee Mel Creech, is on.
The Kai struts around the ring while Lexie stalks the big man. They lock up in the center of the ring and The Kai forces her into the ropes. The Kai breaks clean, just patting Lexie on the cheek. Lexie seems to be unhappy. Lockup in the middle of the ring again, The Kai forces Lexie back into the ropes, breaks and pats her on the cheek again...and Lexie lets go with a solid slap! The Kai is stunned, but not half as stunned as he is when Lexie lays into him with chops and strikes, backs The Kai into the ropes, throws him across the ring and hits a picture perfect John Morrison high knee to the face. Alexis sprints to the ropes and springs off the middle one into a leg drop. She covers, but The Kai powers out before one. Alexis rolls to her feet and hits a Spin kick to the head as The Kai gets up. She hoists the much bigger man up for a suplex and floats over for the pin, but the Kai powers out at two.
The Kai realizes he has taken Lexie a little too lightly tonight and locks up with her and pushes her back to the ropes, then throws her across the ring, but Lexie reverses and hits The Kai with a solid Dropkick when he comes off the ropes, then follows up with a quick Leg Drop and a cover that only gets a two count. The Kai is up quickly and Lexie tries to whip him into the ropes but The Kai reverses and takes Lexie TO THE SAND! The Kai tries to press the advantage by setting Lexie up for a Powerbomb but Lexie revereses it into a Facebuster! As the Kai finds his footing Lexie hits the ropes and comes off with a Thesz Press and grabs The Kai's legs but only gets a one count before The Kai uses his legs to pull Lexie back into a pinning position which she spins out of at two.
Alexis is on fire and whips out a beautiful Butterfly suplex that stuns the Kai. She picks up the much bigger man and is able to get him to the top rope...no...Burning Hammer! How'd she pull that off on a man a hundred pounds heavier than her! Lexie goes for the pin, but A'isha grabs The Kai's foot and puts it on the rope and then pounds the mat so that Hale sees it. And while Hale didn't see her do it, Alexis sure did. That has Alexis infuriated with A'isha and they start jaw jacking. In fact, A'isha gets up on the apron and she and Alexis get nose to nose, which gets The Kai in the middle to try to keep them apart. A'isha tries to throw a punch but The Kai catches it, The punch thrown by Alexis, not so much, and A'isha goes tumbling off the apron. That turns the jaw jacking to the two combatants in the ring, as The Kai pushes Lexie back, but Lexie gets straight in his face! Pushing, shoving, and finally chops and fists start flying between these two. Lexie grabs The Kai and throws him into the ropes hitting a big dropkick and hits the ropes for a legdrop across the throat. Lexie then leaps to the top rope and hits an insane Shooting Star Press! She goes for the cover but The Kai powers out at two. Lexie is furious and rolls The Kai over and grabs a leg and drives several kneedrops into the Kai's lower back.. She manages to pull The Kai into the center of the ring and then locks in the Darling Clutch! The Kai starts crawling slowly to the ropes, and finally makes it, forcing the break. Lexie releases the hold but pulls The Kai back into the ring and begins targeting the legs with stiff strikes and kicks and hits the ropes for what looks to be another Thesz Press but The Kai sees it coming and sends Lexie TO THE SAND! The Kai is slow to cover, though, and only gets a two count.
As the two get to their feet to face one another again the bell rings?
DECISION – Time Limit DrawThe Kai shakes his head and steps over to Lexie and shakes her hand and holds up her hand, a gesture not appreciated by A'isha who starts running her mouth. A shoving match starts to break out, and The Kai gets between the two women and looks at Hale, who wants nothing to do with the two ladies. The Kai puts his hands on his hips as the argument moves to shoving and then to punches. As the Kai tries to interject himself and break it up the two turn in almost unison and deck The Kai! As the fisticuffs continue out from the back comes Alexander Darling to break up the fight but as he tries to get between the two he also falls to a double punch. Finally Alexander and The Kai look at each other and The Kai grabs A'isha from behind as Alexander pushes his sister to the ropes and forces her out of the ring. Lexie is still pushing and clawing at Alexander but Alex is getting her out of the arena. Meanwhile A'isha is pushing The Kai back and lays a big old SLAP on him. The Kai raises the eyebrow and leaves the ring with A'isha following.
Russ: Looks like there's more issues between A'isha and Alexis than between The Kai and Alexis.
Razz: Russ, you gotta wonder whats it gonna take to bring these issues to a total and final conclusion.
Russ: I suspect a lot of blood, Razz. Speaking of which, here's a bloodbath in the making. A triple threat tag team match featuring the return of Phoenix Rising.
Razz: Firewoman and her husband Alexander Darling haven't been on the same page lately, how will it affect them going against three of their biggest rivals, Chris Evans and Rabbit Mask on one team, and on the other team Ghosthead and...someone else.
Russ: This one could go nuclear, definitely a slobberknocker. Let's go to the ring.
Phoenix Rising vs. Chris Evans & Rabbit Mask vs. Ghosthead & Mystery PartnerA Perfect Circle’s “Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums” brings out the first Husband and Wife Grand Slam Champions Alexander Darling and Firewoman, collectively known as Phoenix Rising. They work each side of the ring before sliding under the ropes and climbing up the ropes to the cheers of the crowd.
Iron Maiden's The Trooper brings Chris Evans and Rabbit Mask to the ring. Rabbit is munching on carrots and babbling incessantly, while Evans is just shaking his head.The stop at the bottom of the ramp and begin jaw jacking with Phoenix Rising.
When
Sevendust’s “My Ruin” comes on the Jumbotron as Ghosthead walks to the top of the ramp awaiting his partner.
When suddenly,
Familiar music starts playing.It can't be.
Moosehead Jack steps out from behind the curtain for the second time tonight. He points to the Darlings and laughs hysterically. Firewoman and Alex are apoplectic but they step back and let their opponents enter the ring.
After a protracted argument Firewoman starts for Phoenix Rising, and she walks toward the Ghosthead corner and gestures for her brother to bring it. Unfortunate Chris Evans takes the opportunity to jump Firewoman from behind and begin raining down fists on the World Champion. But Firewoman is up to the task and begins firing back against Evans and forces him into the ropes. Fire goes to throw Evans off the ropes but he reverses and goes for something, but Fire pulls out a Torpedo Tornado DDT! Evans rolls to the corner and tags in Rabbit Mask who dives in from the top rope and hits a sweet dropkick on Fire, then tosses her into the corner and throws a corner dropkick to the head that slows Fire down. Rabbit throws Fire into the ropes and goes for that superkick but she ducks it and comes off the other rope hitting a Thesz Press but grabs Rabbit's head and slams it into the mat. Fire picks up Rabbit and hurls him into her corner and tags Alexander who takes over on Rabbit.
Alexander begins working over Rabbit when Ghosthead drops to the floor and walks around to the Darling's corner. While Alex is taking Rabbit out with a T-Bone suplex, Ghosthead pulls Firewoman down to the floor. After what appears to be a brief conversation, Fire begins brawling with Ghosthead. The distraction is not noticed by Alex, who's busy tying up Rabbit Mask. It's only when Rabbit is able to break free of Alex and get the tag to Moose that Alex notces that Ghosthead isn't there. He turns to see his wife and Ghosthead brawling on the stage and through the curtain to the back. Instinctively he starts to leave the ring but Moose begins raining down blows on Alex and picks him up for a Release German Suplex. Moose shakes his head, picks up Darling, and yells in his face, “Where's your wife now, Alex?” Alex reaches up and punches Moose in the mouth. Moose snarls and throws Alex into the Evans/Rabbit corner and tags Evans, who begins working over Alex, likewise taunting him about his wife not being around. Alex starts to fight his way out of the corner and turns to tag Rabbit, but Usagi knows enough to drop to the floor. Alex is on his own but he isn't going down without a fight. He turns and hits a Superkick on the approaching Evans, who is staggered, and Alex follows up with a Brainbusta. Alex covers Evans, but Rabbit climbs to the top rope and drops a knee to Alex's neck that slows him significantly. Moose screams for the tag but Evans flips him off and tags Rabbit. Rabbit picks up Alex, hits Head Drop number three, and then tags his partner back in. Evans picks up Alex, hits the Way of the Future, and covers Alex for the pin.
Winner – Chris Evans and Rabbit MaskMoose and the winners continue attacking Alex until Alexis Darling and Texpress comes down with Kendo Sticks to convince Evans and company to leave.
Russ: Well, the saga of the Darling family continues.
Razz: I'll be glad when Friday gets here and we can solve this Mayan stuff once and for all.
Russ: Folks, we're just eleven days away from our next Pay Per View, New Years Evil 9, coming to you Live! Sunday December 30th from Paris France!
Razz: Next week we come to you live from Prague, in the Czech Republic.
Russ: No more bounced Czech jokes, please.
Razz: Who, me?
Russ: Our main event tonight features two members of the newly reformed Drink and Destroy, Danny Taylor and DK Murphy challenging in a Three Way Dance for the Intercontinental Title held by Matt Folz.
Razz: Murphy has stated he's upset that Folz disrespected the title, and Victor Dinero has once again offered bonuses to Murphy and Taylor if they can make Folz tap out. Will it happen tonight?
Russ: A three way dance for the Intercontinental Title, let's go to the ring.
OOWF Intercontinental Title Three-Way Dance
Matt Folz (c) vs. DK Murphy vs. Danny TaylorThe Dropkick Murphys bring out the newest member of Drink and Destroy, DK Murphy.
POD's Here comes the Boom brings out Danny Taylor. Danny smiles and waves to the fans, then climbs into the ring and bumps fists with his friend.
Battle without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei brings out the Intercontinental Champion Matt Folz. Folz looks at the two in the ring, shakes his head, then climbs in and takes off his title belt and holds it up to the crowd to a chorus of BOOS! Folz hands the belt to referee Davis Hightower and the match is underway...
...and immediately Matt Folz rolls out of the ring. Since this is being contested under three way dance rules there is no count-out, so Folz is seemingly content to watch Taylor and Murphy pummel each other. Except Murphy's not down for that. He rolls out of the ring and chases Folz into the ring to be met by Danny, who grabs Folz and executes a perfect short arm clothesline. As Murphy rolls in Danny hands Folz over to him. Murphy throws Folz into the ropes and shows off a clothesline of his own. Taylor picks up Folz and hits him with a solid chop that staggers the champ, who turns around into a chop from Murphy! After a few rounds of “chop pong”, if you will, Murphy just decks Folz with an uppercut! Taylor turns to Murphy and gives him the tsk tsk sign, but
Folz rolls over to the corner to pull himself up when he spies something dangling on the cornerpost. He reaches for it and seemingly wraps it around his hand. As he stands up Danny picks up Folz for a Belly to Back suplex but Folz begins raining fists into Taylor while he was in the air and Taylor drops Folz and cracks heads with DK Murphy. Murphy falls on top of Taylor who is unconscious and gets the pin!
Danny Taylor has been EliminatedFolz shakes his head to clear it, ditches the chain, and picks up Murphy for a Fishermanbuster and rolls him over for the quick pin.
DK Murphy has been eliminated
WINNER – Matt Folz]Folz grabs his belt, then rolls out of the ring, picks up the chain, and heads to the back, while in the ring, Murphy and Taylor try ti figure out exactly what happened....
Russ: Miscommunication costs Drink and Destroy a championship.
Razz: Was it miscommunication, or did Matt Folz have an international object in there?
Russ: I think so, but the referee didn't see it, and his decision is final. Folks, we are out of time. Stay tuned to OOWF-TV for more on the happenings in the OOWF. We'll see you next week in Prague.
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