Midweek Mayhem (01/30) Live from Fatima, Portugal

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<Moose is barely in the hall when he is stopped by SFJ13>

SFJ13: You have been busy lately

MHJ: Yes well, no rest for the wicked and all, right?

SFJ13: Ok you have some questions to answer. One, what are your thoughts on your opening match in the OOWF Invitational?

MHJ: I think Selena thinks she is being cute. I think Selena thinks she can continue to fuck with me and there will be no repercussions. Listen up Mouse, you know me better than that. Keep pushing me, and I promise you you will not like the results. As for Stank, he and I are going to go out there and wrestle. Simple as that. I know EXACTLY why Selena put us in the opener, she is hoping we kill one another, and the winner is easy pickings the next week. Not happening. We have both been here long enough to see through the bullshit. You want blood? You are going to get a match that would make Danny Taylor envious, and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it.

SFJ13: So, your goal is to win the Invitational…….

MHJ: No, its not a goal. It is a promise. See, I have seen Matt Folz running around back here spouting off about how everyone needs to stay the fuck out of his way because this was HIS tournament to win, blah blah blah. How do I put this Matt……….fuck you. You see, Matty, you can walk into Selena’s office, and you can get a title match, well, if you can manage to not be a raging asshole for five minutes, you can get a title match. Me? I can’t get a title shot. The ONLY way I get what I want, and that is the OOWF world title, is to win this tournament and get a shot that Selena can’t do a fucking thing about. So, the fact is Folz, YOU stay the fuck out of MY way. You can call me an old has been all you want, but know this, this old has been has gone toe to toe with the best, and I am still here. What the fuck makes you think you are any different?

SFJ13: Finally, Chad Madison has made it known that he wants a shot at your Onslaught title

MHJ: Do you know what I hate more than the Darlings?

SFJ13: ummm, Texans?

MHJ: No, that was a trick question, I don’t hate anything more than the Darlings. But the Texas are a close second. Chad Madison wants a shot at my title? I just survived a three on one handicap match against Eco, Mai and Kai. What makes Chad think he can beat me one on one? Chad, I know you have won singles titles before, but that was a long time ago. There will come a point in the match when you are down, when you are hurt, when you look to your corner to make a tag, and Zane ain’t gonna be there. And when that time comes, I will beat you. And when I do, I want you to go before the world, before all your SFJ’s, and I want you to tell them all that Moosehead Jack is the better wrestler. And when you do, I hope you choke on the words……cowboy

<Moose laughs maniacally and walks on down the hall and we fade>

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*Jos looks over to his right and see's none other than Jeremy Punswick, seated right next to him. [/b]

Puns: You know Jos, since we've been in OOWF I haven't said a single solitary negative thing about you. And just like ways, shit just pours out of your mouth like water from a faucet. Am I gonna hafta shut you up right here, right now?

Jos: *Seems a little caught off guard*[/b] Biiitch. You're always talking shit about me! Putting me on warning, talking about how you're going to take my title. What did you expect?

Puns: That's in LBCW, OOWF isn't the same. You ain't shit in OOWF, you haven't proven anything! Don't you see? No one takes you serious there and i'm willing to bet that it's because you are from LBCW and not homegrown talent. To make it even worse, they probably see it as a slap in the face that you walk around with your LBCW title, acting like you're some kinda fucking big shot.

Jos: *Seems a little confused*[/b] What? No way, Selena Gomez has been nothing but professional!

Puns: Yeah, that must explain why everyone on the roster has been pretty disrespectful up to this point? These people don't have to respect you, but at least have respect for the title that you gave your blood, sweat and tears for.


*Jos is having a hard time processing this*[/b]

Jos: Wait, wait... *Takes a deep breath to clear his head* Maybe that explains a few things, but not all of it. I forget that you're this smooth talker, get the fuck out of here!

Puns: I despise your ignorance, Jos. Look, right now it's little things like getting super kicked in the face, but what's gonna happen once everyone realizes you are just as good as you say you are? Don't you think they will feel threatened by an outsider? Don't you think they will outcast you and try to rid OOWF of you?

Jos: I doubt it, but even if they did, let them bring it! But it's hard to believe they would try to single me out, because i'm proud to be from LBCW.

Puns: You're not the only one. You see how they barely mention anything about me? You see how they started the both of us on throw away matches, instead of giving us shots at their "Elite" talent at the first show? They don't take us serious and I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to get rid of the both of us, before we cause some trouble.

Jos: *Tries his best to stay focused* Are you serious? What do you think we should do?

*Puns stands up and begins to walk away*[/b]

Puns: i'm still trying to figure out what to do. Before it's too late. I suggest you do the same. *walks away*[/b]

*Jos is more consumed by what Punswick has said than by Punswick leaving. He picks up his phone to call Selena, maybe she can ease his nerves now.*

*He hangs up the phone before he finishes dialing. He's too embarrassed to have that talk with Selena, in fear of sounding paranoid.*

*Out of habit, Jos begins scrolling through his phone, looking to see if he can call someone who can help him. He gives up finding anyone and decides to look at some videos to kill some time and get his mind off things.* [/b]

Jos: Not everyone is a dick here, the biggest dick here is Puns and he's just trying to ruin my fun in OOWF. That lying piece of crap!

*Fin*

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<Moose continues down the hall and nearly runs into Jeremy Punswick. Punswick stops and just looks at Moose>

MHJ: So…..you’re Jeremy Punswick. I’ve heard a lot about you

JP: Yeah? What of it?

MHJ: <smirking at the tough talk> Calm down Ace. I got no problem with you. Let’s keep it that way

<Moose starts to walk away, Punswick puts his arm out stopping him. Punswick leans in>

JP: I’ve heard a lot about you too……stay out of my way and there won’t be any problems

<Punswick continues down the hall, Moose just laughs and heads on. He sees Amazing Jos sitting staring at his phone. Moose walks up and eyes the title belt lying across Jos’ lap>

MHJ: And you, you must be Amazing Jos

<Jos looks up and slowly stands up and puts the title over his shoulder>

AJ: LBCW world heavyweight champion, Amazing Jos

MHJ: <amused by Jos> Oh, forgive me, perhaps we haven’t been properly introduced. I am two time OOWF Grand Slam – that is, I have won ALL the titles here in the OOWF at least twice – and current Onslaught and DDT champion, Moosehead Jack. But please, you were saying something about being a champion of your own…

AJ: So this is how it is huh, this is what happens when the new guys come in and threaten the Good Ol Boy network?

MHJ: Everyone here has wrestled somewhere else, Japan, Mexico, you name it, someone has been there…..

AJ: Except LBCW

MHJ: Which may be why YOU hold that title and not someone else

<the two stare one another down for a minute>

MHJ: No one cares where you come from. You got something to say, say it in the ring. And pray to god its not me across the ring from you

<Moose turns and walks off, Amazing Jos just stands there for a minute, then checks his cell phone again. The camera starts down the hall and hears Awesome Bill From Dawsonville and Justin Sane talking>

ABFD: Son, you got ol NASCAR Stan! That ol boy is funner than hell!

JS: Not so much fun if he drops that elbow on you. Who you got?

ABFD: Some ol Lost Boy

JS: The Dracula?

ABFD: ANOTHER ONE?

EMFE: NO! He is not a Dracula. He is Steve the Lost Viking……….and he is right here

<Steve is walking down the hall, and he stops by BFE>

ABFD: So…….yous a Viking?

STLV: I am

ABFD: And yous lost?

STLV: I am?

ABFD: Son…..me an Justin is gonna help you out! Let me draw you a map

<Bill pulls out a marker and starts drawing on the wall>

ABFD: now, see we's here in Portugal, which is right down chere near Louisiana, now whatchyou need to do is take highway 575 over to Arkadelphia.....

JS: I thought Portugal was in Oregon

ABFD: No son, Portugal is in Maine which is right over yonder from Memphis

JS: I thought Main was the street downtown

ABFD: Hell no, that where the water done flowifies and when it breaks you get water in the streets and whatnot

JS: Well, doesn’t Steve need a boat to get to…….where is he going?

ABFD: Well hell son, that’s obvious……..Vikings is from Minnersota. They done plays football. Ol Herschel Walker Them Dawgs is Hell Don’t They done played there……..say Steve……..is you Herschel Walker Them Dawgs is Hell Don’t They?

STLV: No

ABFD: Damn. Ok son, since you is in Portugal, which is in Main, which is right chere next to Stuckey’s on the old Scenic route, you just take this here road through Big Bone Lick…….

JS: Wait, we can’t go through Big Bone Lick

ABFD: Why the hell not? We banned from there?

JS: We are BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

ABFE: That ol boy never gets tired of that. Ok, lookitchere, I got another way you can go…..

STLV: I think I am supposed to be here. I am wrestling you tomorrow night

ABFD: You are?

STLV: I am

ABFD: Well hell son, then you ain’t lost?

STLV: No

ABFD: Well then. This map ain’t worth a dam is it?

STLV: I guess it isn’t no

ABFD: You ain’t much of a lost Viking is you?

JS: Are you a Viking?

STLV: I am

ABFD: Steve the Ain’t Lost Worth a Damn Viking. Say…….you like pine cone party likker?

STLV: I don’t know, I’ve never had it

ABFD: Son, come on over and have some with us! I pre match celebratority drink!

STLV: ……..ok, I don’t see what harm it could do!

ABFD: Oh, you won’t see much of anything for awhile!

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[wyattcox]

(Clio and Sunny have settled down for the night, and her mood seems to be improving as occasional giggling and laughing comes from the room. Edra shakes her head as she makes notes on the Amazing Jos/Dylan Scott match from the January 5 LBCW event. As the match ends and Jos walks to the back and he gets superkicked by Wiggy, she smiles and stops the DVD and flips on OOWF-TV. She picks up Wiggy's notes and starts going over them when she sees Amazing Jos and Jeremy Punswicks promo. Edra shakes her head and starts to ignore it, but something just didn't sit right. So Edra calls out.)

INCy!

(She turns to see the Ninjacam INCy already there.)

SHIT! Don't sneak up on me like that. OK, Jos...excuse me, (finger quotes)
“Amazing”. We need to talk. You see, you got taken out, not by a simple Superkick, but the best Tag Team Move ever invented, refined and perfected by my sister and I. Double Elimination. That's why you hit the concrete so hard. Why you couldn't breathe.

Second, we didn't hit you with the DE because you were from LBCW. We took you out because you were being a dick. You weren't in Vegas at Pure or Lavo or LAX. You weren't at a strip club with bimbos waiting on you to make it rain. No. You were in an airport waiting to take a business vlight flight to Portugal to make your Midweek Mayhem debut against one of the best wrestlers in this business today. That's me, Power.

And what do you do? You look at us, you don't see the champs, you see tits and a vajayjay. Ask that cowpoke Chad Madison what Power and Glory think of sexist pieces of trash. Ask him about his trip to the Opera. The only thing he saw that night was stars. We're not sex toys nor are we interested in your spicy enchilada or your beefy chorizo or any of those euphemisms. So far, your actions aren't those of a man, but a little sex-crazed boy. You aren't God's gift to women. You aren't God's gift to wrestling. Hell, you aren't God's gift to anything, except maybe bad pickup lines. You're just another little boy.

Now, Jos, we were the exception, not the rule. Our first OOWF match against Firewoman was the result of weeks of pressure and manipulation by our father. We beat her to win our contract. After we won our contract, we were mired in feuds with marginal talent, but we persevered, and we won the Tag Team Championships.

Oh, we know about the LBCW, and we're familiar with Wiggy, and Sunny hooked up with her and Christian Carter. And you're good. Damn good. But you and your butt buddy Punswick there better pay attention. See, your friend Punswick has a three time Heavyweight Champion, a three time Intercontinental Champion, a two time Onslaught Champion, and a two time Tag Team Champion. That's not elite enough for you? And Jos, in just eight months in professional wrestling...not just here, but anywhere...my sister and I became the Tag Team Champs.

So, Amazing, tired of playing chase the kitty and wanna dance? Let's dance tonight, Big Boy. Emphasis on the Boy.

There, now, I need some ice cream. Getting pissed off always makes me hungry.

(Edra leaves to head for catering as we...)


FADE

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~~~ Fade into Zane Myers, sitting up in his Hospital bed. He once again has his laptop open in front of him, keeping up with OOWFTV via OOWF.com ~~~

Zane: Chad is right. Those girls are young, dumb, and full of themselves. They Won? No ladies, you lost the match. You won the Championships in a different match that we weren't involved in. Try and keep up. And Congratulations, you're now the hunted. It's a different role, one you have never played.

You can call us names, inflate your egos all you want, just remember, deep down, you know that until you beat us, one on one, with no tricks, with Championships on the line, you'll never be the best.

~~~ Zane pauses and watches several more promos in silence. ~~~

Zane: You know, If Moose was willing to do the same, I'm sure that Chad would go along with you're little 'Who's the better wrestler' charade. But big bad Jackie Quinn won't do such a thing. Oh, he'd agree to it, then find a way to wrangle his way around it, skirting the edge of the rules. Mumble it under his breathe, say it with sarcasm, say it to an empty arena, something. Because honor and Moosehead Jack are two mutually exclusive entities.

~~~ Zane closes the laptop and leans back, closing his eyes as we fade... ~~~

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Fire returns from her early morning show-day run in the rain. Alex meets her with a towel and some coffee.

FW: Where's Lucky?

AD: Nice to see you too.

FW: Sorry...*faky sweetness* Good morning, dear.

AD: Hiya...longer run than usual.

FW: Had some extra energy to work off. *Fire dries her hair and arms off with the towel*

AD: Yeah, sorry about the priest...

FW: Moose is an ass. You're just lucky you were already asleep when I got home.

AD: Could have woke me up.

FW: And ruined you for your match today? No way. You need to rip through the competition so I can beat you. Again.

Fire smiles and Alex rolls his eyes.

AD: You know, the first time you did that was because you cheated.

FW: Amazingly there is no Win/Loss/Cheated...

Their cutesy banter continues until somewhere, offscreen, we hear the sounds of Moosehead Jack vomiting. Fire looks over and sees Punswick and Amazing Jos looking around.

FW: They're looking for the check-in. I should probably help.

AD: Rank has its privileges and responsibilities, champ.

Firewoman gives him a smooch on the cheek and walks over.

FW: It's over here, guys.

She points them to a door and we barely see inside the truck, where there is all sorts of electronics equipment.

FW: Since you're new, just make sure they get your music and pyro synced up right. Once you're around a bit, they'll be fine, but if it's something they're unfamiliar with, they seriously don't mind being double checked.

JP: Uh huh...we know how it works.

AJ: So....you're the champ, eh?

Firewoman smiles and shakes their hands.

FW: For now...welcome--

JP: Don't get too comfortable with that.

FW: I never am.

AJ: Aw, don't mind him. He's just got a chip on his shoulder. Now, if we had champs lookin' like that in LBCW, I'd never leave....

FW: Right...I've watched a little of that. Nice work. They tried to sign me a few years ago, but...well, there was this whole dying thing that happened, and then...well, anyway...welcome aboard.

JP: Enjoy your championship, it'll be coming to an end soon.

Fire smiles.

FW: I believe you've met my brother already, so I won't reiterate his warnings. Just so you know, they apply double for me. I've read up on you...both of you....and I'm not worried. You both have some stiff competition to get through. Jos, Edra is no pushover, and if you get through her, well, you have Kai, Evans, and Fulton in your division, and I wouldn't look past Justin Sane, either. That Doughawk is BRUTAL.

AJ: Thanks, doll, but I'll be just fine.

FW: *Rolling her eyes before turning to Punswick* And you....well, you have to get past my husband, the Darling of Professional Wrestling, who's accomplishments and exploits are legendary.

JP starts to say something when Lucky comes up.

L: There you are! You have an autograph signing thing RIGHT NOW!

FW: But I need to shower and...okay fine. See you all in the ring.

She starts to walk away and calls over her shoulder.

FW: Oh, hey....there's a chat room thing, some of us hang out there with the fans. You should check it out.

Firewoman walks away, and Jos and Punswick look at each other before getting into the truck for the pre-match technical stuff. Firewoman walks away with Lucky, and Alex watches her go, when suddenly Chad Madison appears, completely out of breath. Alex hands him a towel and an Aquafina.

CM: What....the....hell.....she's.....going....to....kill....me....

AD: Hopefully....

CM: *after taking a drink and getting some of his breath back* Seriously.....she is.....deranged....

AD: *smiling with approval* She is. But so is Moose. And there's no one better to get you ready for that.

FAAAAAAAAAAAADE

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Stank's Portuguese is not as fluent as his Spanish, but the attendant gets the idea and goes to retrieve some fresh towels as Stank enters settings on his treadmill of choice in the workout room of the hotel where everyone is staying. Through the large windows to his right we can see rain picking up in intensity as Stank steps up onto the treadmill and begins his workout at a slow pace. The big man scrolls to the playlist he wants on his smartphone, puts his headphones in his ears, and sets the phone down on the console in front of him, just as the pace starts to pick up.

A minute goes by before Firewoman enters the exercise room. She smiles as she sees Stank the only other soul in the room. Stank has not noticed her yet since his eyes are closed, lost in the music playing through his headphones. Firewoman finds a corner of the room and drops her bag just as the attendant returns with some fresh towels. Fire admires the fit young man as he places the towels on a nearby bench and flashes a million dollar smile at the OOWF World Champion. This is the exact moment Stank opens his eyes and notices the other people in the room. He rolls his eyes and shakes his head at the flirtation going on between the two, thanking God he can't hear exactly what they are saying to one other, but he can guess. Stank goes back to closing his eyes, as the attendant turns to leave and Firewoman begins to stretch.

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Back from commercial break, and the pace of Stank's treadmill begins to slow a bit as Firewoman places a bottle of Aquafina next to the weight machine near Stank's treadmill. The big man opens his eyes and notices Firewoman adjusting weights on the machine before sitting down and starting her leg lifts. Stank removes one earpiece, and takes a swig of water from his own water bottle sitting nearby.

Stank - I thought you would be out with Chad. You know, your NEW running buddy.

Firewoman is hurt a little at the sting of that statement, but she plays it off well.

FW - For your information I just got back from a run in the rain with him.

Stank - Oh I just bet he melted.

FW - Gods you sound like, Alex.

Stank - Woman, what have I told you about comparing me to your fuckwad husband?

FW - There's nothing going on between Chad and I.

Stank - That's none of my business. I'm just making an observation.

FW - YOU were the one who voluntarily stopped running with me.

Stank - I'm not running with you and Madison, together.

FW - That's your hangup, not mine.

Stank - Yeah, well... I only started doing this cardio shit because of you. Because YOU pushed me into it.

FW - Yeah and look at you now. You're in the best shape of your life. Hell when we started out you couldn't even carry a conversation without taking twenty breaths between every other word.

They continue on in silence for a few moments, the footfalls of Stank, the whirring of the treadmill drivers, and the weights clanking together, the only sounds heard before Firewoman speaks.

FW - I'm sorry we haven't run together.

Stank - Nah, it's like you said. I voluntarily stopped.

FW - I do miss it.

The pace on Stank's machine picks up. He looks down at the display on the console and notices the time, distance, pace meter, and number of calories burned. Firewoman breaks his concentration as he watches the calorie meter tick up with each second.

FW - I never did get a chance to thank you.

Stank - For what?

FW - I was... in a bad place with your brother... and you helped me snap out of it.

Stank - Remind your husband of that the next time he attacks me for visiting you in your precious suites.

FW - He didn't attack you.

Stank - Whatever.

FW - What did you do with it?

Stank - What?

FW - The.. the necklace?

Stank - Let's not talk about that.

FW - Okay, let's talk about your match with my brother?

Stank - Ha! Really?

FW - I could give you a few pointers.

Stank laughs so hard he nearly falls off the treadmill.

FW - What's so funny?

Stank - You... giving me pointers... to help me against... Moose. HA!

FW - Not HA! The answer is "Sure, Lisa. I appreciate any insight you might bestow."

Stank - Lisa I fought Moose before I even knew you existed. I've fought Moose in and out of the ring so many times it would make your head spin... and most of those I won.

FW - I have no doubt that maybe in a straight up fight you will win, but the two of you have decided to have a straight up WRESTLING match... not a bloodbath.

Stank - What are you trying to say? I can't wrestle? I KNOW how to wrestle!

FW - I know.

Stank - Woman!

FW - I know you can wrestle, Lucas... just not as good as Jackie.

Stank - If you're trying to piss me off it's working.

FW - You were Onslaught Champion for like what? A day before you lost it?

Stank - It was longer than a DAY!

FW - Your shortest reign though, correct? Short reigns and you don't exactly go hand in hand.

Stank - I didn't get where I am, Lisa, by being one dimensional.

FW - This is all coming out wrong. I don't mean to imply that you don't know what you're doing in the ring... far be it from me to suggest that. I know you're great in the ring, one of the greatest. You're smart you know how to put together a great match and gods know there is a ton you could probably teach ME about ring savvy.

Stank -

FW -

Stank - Please continue blowing smoke up my ass.

FW - I'm not blowing smoke up your ass... I'm only saying... out of all your great attributes... straight up wrestling in matches... shine... a little less bright than the rest.

Stank - So you're saying I can't wrestle.

FW - Aaaaaand we're back to square one.

Stank - I'm sorry Lisa, but with all due respect to our current World Champion... fuck you.

FW - C'mon now.

Stank - We're talking about Moose here. I don't know if you realize this... but your brother isn't exactly KNOWN for his clean wrestling skills either.

FW - Not to most people... but I know better. That's all I'm saying. He likes to hide it under all the bloodletting and violence, but Trust me... he is a superb ring technician rivaling... well... LD.

Stank - I thought you were going to say Alex.

FW - I didn't think that would get my point across.

Stank - I've beaten everyone there is to beat, Lisa.

FW - And I'm not taking anything away from that... I'm just saying I can help when it comes to wrestling Moose straight up.

Stank slows his treadmill to a casual pace. He grabs his water bottle and gulps down several swallows. He removes his other earpiece, and shuts off the music on his phone. He stops the treadmill and grips the metal contacts on the bar in front of him to check his heart rate, afterwards he steps off the treadmill and walks over to the bench where the fresh towels were placed. He wipes sweat from his brow as he takes a seat.

Stank - Fine.

FW - What's that?

Stank - I said FINE woman! You think you have something to show me, lets go to the arena. I could use the workout.

Stank smirks.

Stank - And maybe I'll show you something.

Firewoman smiles as leans back on the machine and adjusts the weight.

FW - I'll meet you over there.

Stank - I'm not stupid. I know you're just doing this to fuck with your brother.

FW - Why would I want to do that?

Stank - Heh! Right.

Stank massages his knee, before rising to his feet. He picks up his bag with the towel draped around his neck.

Stank - Moose and I know what we're doing Lisa. We're not in competition.

FW - You trying to say you don't want to win the match?

Stank - I always want to win.

Stank smiles.

Stank - I'm just saying Moose and I know what we're doing.

Stank, with his bag in hand, turns and walks out of the exercise room as the camera fades.

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Eco knocks on Fire's dressing room door. She opens.

Fire: I thought we were giving each other space?

Eco: Jeremy Punswick.

Fire: What of him?

Eco: Alexander has him in a match tonight. Interesting guy. Can't tell whether he's bullshitting yet, but his story sounds like yours and Jack's. I'm just saying I'd rather see him be you than Jack.

Fire: Shouldn't you be concerned with your own night--in other words, LD Williams?

Eco: LD and I are OOWF Originals^TM. We know each other inside and out. We're going to have an LD Williams vs. Ecosystem match, it'll be just as great as all the other ones, and 80% of the time, LD Williams is going to win. Maybe he's due for a loss.

Fire: Fine. I have a title defense to prepare for, and everyone seems to think it's Open Hours With Firewoman today. Goodbye Juni.

Fire slams the door on Juni as Mai skips up from behind, Stan lumbering alongside.

Stan: "Maybe he's due for a loss?" That's the kind of singles training you're doing?

Eco: C'mon, Stan. You thought I was going to learn how to out-technical LD in a single week?

Mai: (quietly) But you don't have to.

Eco: What?

Mai: You don't have to out-technical LD. You just have to beat him in a wrestling match. There are lots of ways to do that.

Stan: Well, there's no substitute for good training.

Mai: How do we know?

Stan: ...what are you getting at?

Mai: Junichiro, Jack thinks you've lost your edge. And to the extent that you're holding back violent tendencies--especially because they come from a different, darker place than Stan's--I hope you have. But there's another kind of edge you used to have.

Stan: Oh, I see now.

Eco: ...what am I missing?

Stan: The brackets earlier. We were discussing easiest paths, and you hadn't thought it through yet.

Mai: You used to have a mantra, remember?

Eco: "I will save you?"

Mai: Not that one.

Eco: "The lines are open?"

Mai: That one sucked.

Stan: Hey!

Eco: ...oh. "Work Smarter, Not Harder."

Mai: Exactly. If the way you're tackling your problem--be it a violent Moose or an in-ring technical master like LD--is extremely hard, check to see if there's another way. There always is another way, of course. It's just that human creativity has arbitrary limits.

Stan: ...You definitely didn't go to college?

Mai: ...I took a college art class once in high school. I got a B because I colored outside the lines without theoretical justification.

FADE

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Stank and Firewoman are in catering, drinking coffee and going over the last few matches in the video archives.

Stank - This is exhausting.

FW - Have we really NEVER had a one on one match against each other?

Stank - I find it hard to believe.

FW - We've spent the last few hours looking through these archives.

Stank swipes his Ipad screen over to the next page.

Stank - You can get lost in this shit.

FW - I can't believe how nuclear hot your feud with Davin was.

Stank - Yeah those were the good ole days. No one has pushed me harder with the possible exception of... well I'm not going to voluntarily give you a topic for pillow talk. What I can't believe, is how long your feud with The Dead was.

FW - We've literally forgotten more about wrestling than some around here. I'm tired of looking. We should talk to Selena about having a respect match.

Stank - Fuck that. Let me have a shot at the title.

FW - Win the Invitational and maybe you will.

Stank - You forget. I've won this thing twice. Question is will you still be champion?

FW - That's not in question.

Stank laughs before finishing off his coffee.

Stank - Alright well... we both have matches tonight to get ready for. Thanks for the workout. I'll keep what you said about Moose's tells in mind I guess.

FW - You guess?

Stank - Lisa.

FW - Fine. Do whatever.

Stank - I'll see you around.

FW - I hope so.

Stank - You could come over and have a drink with us sometime.

FW - And stir up talk about The Five getting back together again? No thanks.

Stank - Yeah... Later.

Stank rises to his feet, pats Firewoman on her shoulder, and leaves as the camera fades

[wyattcox]

*Amazing Jos arrives at the venue with his bags in tow. As he enters the arena, the OOWF Camera Crew walks up to Jos to ask for his thoughts tonight*

*Drops bags, leans in to the mic and looks up at the camera*

Jos: This is My "Midweek Mayhem" debut for OOWF and you better believe i'm not here to look like a jackass. I'm here to win this whole damn thing and dominate the OOWF the only way I know how, one kick at a time!

"Power", I feel like maybe we got off on the wrong foot. My name is Amazing Jos. But you can call me, "Mr. Amazing" *Wink!*.

I'm the new guy and I already know the drill. I proudly hold my LBCW title wherever I go, but I know that doesn't make things any easier on me. People, automatically assume i'm the Embassador of LBCW and pay extra attention to what I do, just to see what i'm made of. Hell, half the people i've already met here, have tried to size me up.

Edra, I may not know you personally, but as someone who has had to work from the bottom, up, I know exactley how you feel. I went from random tag pairing in the first LBCW show to becoming the First Unified LBCW Heavyweight Champion. My time in OOWF won't be any different.

OOWF, I'm going to prove tonight, that whether you love me or hate me, you can't deny, that i'm simply, "Amazing". Baby girl, i'm gonna rock your body til Canada Day! *Wink!

*Picks up bags and walks towards the direction of the locker room.

[wyattcox]

(INCy wanders into the Power and Glory suite and sees the twins and Sunny chatting. Before he can catch much of the conversation Sunny sees the camera.)

Sunny: Just who we were talking about. Come on in. Ladies?

(Sunny grabs a mike and pushes a button and the interview background pops up and Edra and clio pick up their World Tag Team Championships)

Sunny: Glory, you get your chance at more OOWF gold tonight as you take on Firewoman.

Clio: May 22, 2012. A sweet, innocent young girl named Chloe walked into a coffee shop in Hartford, Connecticut, and met the almighty Firewoman, practicing her voudou. We practiced a lot more that night, didn't we Fire. Tonight, all the practice is over, the mind games are done, and tonight, I put your shoulders down for something totally different. To pin you and take the last bit of gold the Darlings hold. Your World Heavyweight Championship.

Sunny: Power, first round of the Invitational against Amazing Jos.

Edra: Jos, you're starting to get it. Professional. Tonight, my sister and I have the opportunity to defeat not just one, but two World Heavyweight Champions. If I win, I don't get your belt, but I'm sure you'll wanna dance again. Bring it, Jos. Nothing personal, but tonight. I. End. You.

Sunny: OK, focus room, now.

Clio: I love an assertive woman.

(The trio heads for the focus room as we...)


FADE

[wyattcox]

OOWF Midweek Mayhem
Live from Fátima Portugal

Russ: From the religious tourism center of Portugal, Fátima, welcome to Midweek Mayhem and the first round of the OOWF Invitational. I'm joined at ringside by the former FTW champion and the latest member of Aces and Eights, Razz

Razz: Thirty-two of the best in the OOWF vie to be the new Number One contender to the World Heavyweight Championship. And tonight, Firewoman defends that championship against one half of the new World Tag Team Champions, Glory

Russ: Power and Glory, a late substitution for Texpress, took the World Tag Team Championships from the Darling Twins at Dance of Death 9. And while I'm not particularly happy about them winning, or the way they got their spot, I've got to say once they got there, they did it the right way.

Razz: Are you well, Russ? You haven't said anything nice about the Saints of Sinners since...well, ever.

Russ: Up first tonight newcomer Jeremy Punswick takes on Alexander Darling.

Razz: Punswick looked sharp on Sunday in his debut match at Dance of Death, while Darling is seeking a little revenge after dropping the Tag Team Championships.

Russ: A fast start to tonight's Mayhem, let's get to the ring.

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Alexander Darling vs. Jeremy Punswick

It’s time to get the 2013 OOWF Invitational Tournament underway and we have what is sure to be a good one to start us off tonight. Budgie’s “I Turned to Stone” starts to play and OOWF newcomer “The Canadian Nightmare” Jeremy Punswick steps out from the back to a pretty vocal negative reaction here. The Loony Bin Championship Wrestling leader of the New Age of the Dawn’s reputation precedes him as the OOWF enters Portugal and he seems to savor the hate from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring and tests the ropes as he waits and hears “There Can Be Only One” before Trapt’s “Headstrong” starts to play and the roof blows off the building as Alexander Darling steps out from the back. Alex takes a second to absorb the applause of the crowd before sprinting down the aisle and sliding under the bottom rope. But Punswick has that scouted and before Alex has a chance to get to his feet and take off his DEA hoodie, JP is laying the boots to Alex. Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell to get us started as Punswick knows this is almost a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Punswick drags Darling to his feet and starts to help him take off the hoodie but he takes his time as he wraps it around Alexander’s neck and chokes him with it. Creech makes the necessary reprimands but Punswick breaks at 4 every time. Finally Alex is able to spin away and he tosses the garment to the floor and meets JP in the center of the ring where the two start trading shots. The newcomer is showing no intimidation of Alex and is fighting him toe-to-toe. Lefts from Puns stagger Alex back but he fires back with nasty rights that send JP reeling off the ropes but he bounces back with a knee right to the gut and then lifts Alex up and over with a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX. Alex rolls to the floor to catch his breath for a moment as it doesn’t look like he was prepared for this offense. Alex climbs back into the ring and meets Jeremy in the center of the ring as they jockey for position and Alex is able to use his technical expertise and drag Puns to the mat as he tries to quickly lock in DEATH BY DARLING but Punswick has that scouted and before any real damage can be done he’s scrambled into the ropes. Jeremy gets back to his feet and he meets Darling and looks to trade blows again, but Alex knows that isn’t his strong suit and once again goes to a mat based offense as he takes Puns off his feet with an armdrag and tries to keep him down with an armbar but JP rolls to his feet and nails Alex with another knee to the gut. Punswick floats over behind Alex and locks in a full nelson…DRAGON SUPLEX with a bridge…

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2…
No, Alex is able to kick out. He pulls himself up to his feet and meets The Canadian Nightmare in the center of the ring and Alex has seemingly had enough of this back and forth and starts throwing some vicious knife-hand chops that light up Punswick’s chest. They send him backing into the corner as Alex follows him and looks to continue the offense. Puns covers up as he tries to avoid the blows but enough are getting through that they drop Jeremy down to a knee. Darling backs up a few steps and goes for a SUPERKICK but Punswick is able to roll under and gets a running start…YAKUZA KICK in the corner damn near takes Darling’s head off. Alex crashes and Punswick picks him and tries to stand behind him…German Suplex #1 and Punswick keeps the hands locked as he rolls back to his feet, he’s going for #2 but Alex blocks it and they jockey for position and Alex is able to get the edge…kick to the stomach and before Punswick can react, Alex has him up in the air…SIT-OUT CRUCIFIX BOMB. He hooks the leg…

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2…
No, Punswick gets a shoulder out and allows this match to continue. Alex sensing that he doesn’t need this match to go much longer calls for the Darling Driver. He lifts JP up and places him onto his shoulders and as he’s trying to lock the hand across the throat, Jeremy fires some knees that rock Alex and he drops Punswick who nails a vicious elbow to the back of Alexander’s skull that sends him spinning. Puns with another knee to the gut and before Alex even realizes what’s happening, Punswick has him straight up in the air…EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT. Jeremy Punswick is leaving nothing to chance as he hooks both legs…are we in store for a major upset?

1…
2…Alex is stirring.
3!!! Alex kicks out just a second too late.

Your winner in 15:09 and advancing to round 2 of the OOWF Invitational, The Canadian Nightmare, Jeremy Punswick

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Russ: What an upset!

Razz: One of the elite Grand Slam Champions was just eliminated from the Invitational by newcomer Jeremy Punswick. This guy is a Beast!

Russ: Well, Punswick is the first to advance to the second round. Up next, Alex's sister, Alexis Darling, takes on one of the bright lights of the PHWF, Dillon Walker.

Razz: Walker made no friends with the twins sister of Alexander when they met yesterday. I doubt that things will get better between the two tonight.

Russ: The Cowboy and the Goth, let's go to the ring.

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Alexis Darling vs. Dillon Walker

Nickelback’s “Rockstar” continues to play as the other new Texan makes his way down to the ring. “Cowboy” Dillon Walker got into this tournament by winning a preliminary match at Sunday’s Dance of Death PPV. He gets a mixed reaction as he talks to some fans and completely ignores others or goes as far as to mock them. He gets into the ring and waits for his opponent. And here she comes to ”Fighter” by Christina Aguilera. Former 3-time tag team Champion and clearly annoyed after the events of Dance of Death, Alexis Darling. Boardwalk Saints hoodie covers up the black and red leather outfit that Alexis has decided to grace us with tonight as she slides under the bottom rope and crawls right up to Dillon who seems to be enjoying the attention before Alexis backs off. One fall to a finish here for the OOWF Invitational and Junior Hale calls for the bell and we are underway.

Chain wrestling sequence to start as Alexis uses her speed to keep the bigger Dillon off-balance. Walker seems a bit surprised by the speed and energy of Lexie as he clearly didn’t take the match seriously and is getting overwhelmed by Darling’s lightning fast strikes and lucha style takedowns. He finally says enough of that and as Alexis goes for another flying headscissors, DW gives her an extra spin and plants her with a BLACK HOLE SLAM. The Cowboy is unable to follow up as he recovers from the onslaught of Alexis Darling. DW is back up and starts stalking Alexis Darling but that’s not a good thing for someone who’s been through Poe’s training and she hits a quick sweep on Walker and quickly tries to lock in an arm-triangle. Walker quickly squirms back to his feet as does Lexie and they start circling one another. Alexis goes for a lockup but Walker isn’t playing fair as he throws a hard knee into Lexie’s gut. Walker sensing a chance to put this match away lifts Lexie up and picks her up into powerbomb position…he’s going for BLACK GOLD. He slingshots Darling off the top rope but before he can complete the move, Lexie snaps off a beautiful SNAPRANA and holds onto the legs as she floats to her feet. She locks up DW…MOTHERFUCKIN’ CURBSTOMP. Dillon crashes hard into the mat and he staggers to his feet…SUPERKICK sends Walker crashing into the ropes and as he bounces off, Lexie nails a spinning back kick to the gut before locking Walker’s arms and lifting him up…BITCH KILLER and Walker is done.

1…
2…
3!!!

Your winner in 10:21 and advancing to round 2, Alexis Darling.

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Russ: And as the sun slowly sinks in the West, we say farewell to Dillon Walker.

Razz: Hey, Russ, the guy did pretty darned good for his first time on the big show, I don't think we've seen the last of him.

Russ: Well, here's another new talent, the LBCW World Heavyweight Champion Amazing Jos gets his first major test against Power.

Razz: Power introduced herself at the airport to Amazing Jos before coming to Portugal.

Russ: She and her damn sister nailed him with the Double Elimination. That's just uncalled for.

Razz: He hit on them Russ, they just hit back. Fortunately a couple of LBCW stars have shared some information with Power on how to handle this big man.

Russ: Power takes on Amazing Jos, let's go to the ring.

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Amazing Jos vs. Power

Time for another of the newcomers to get their start down the path to OOWF gold as ”Amazing” by Kanye West begins to play and the masked Amazing Jos steps out from the back. Very mixed reaction for the arrogant Jos who saunters down to the ring. He flips into the ring as he waits and here comes his opponent. “I Have The Power” blasts leading right into Helloween’s “Power” and out comes one-half of the newly crowned OOWF Tag Team Champions, Power of Power & Glory aka Edra Neal. The boos cascade down but Edra seems to revel in it as she makes her way down the ramp and into the ring. She locks eyes with Jos but he just shrugs and looks ready for this to be underway. The ref acquiesces and calls for the bell and we are ready for action.

Power and Jos meet in the center of the ring and jockey for position through the collar-and-elbow and finally Power pushes AJ into a corner and goes for an overhand clubbing blow but Jos sneaks out and starts lighting into Power with a flurry of kicks and chops. Power goes for the grab but Jos is too quick and hops off the second rope and attempts a TORNADO DDT but Power holds strong and drops Jos like a sack of potatoes. She starts using her strength to wear down Jos but he’s a speedy mofo and it’s tough for Power to grab a sustained edge. She finally Irish Whips Jos and he looks to avoid the knee but Power’s able to grab his mask from behind and she spins him right into a clubbing forearm blow. Jos is staggered and now he’s almost flying as Power lifts him high overhead…GORILLA SLAM. Power drops down to make a cover…

1…
2…
Jos kicks out just after the two. Power looks to continue the attack though and continues her wear down offense. She looks for another Irish Whip but Jos stops dead in his tracks and stuns Power with a PELE KICK. The break gives Jos a chance to recover and the match continues as the two trade the advantage back and force. Power uses a wide array of stiff strikes and slams while Jos uses a variety of quick strikes and speed suplexes. Power looks to have the edge as she tries to lock Jos up for a German Suplex but Jos is able to land on his feet behind her…LUNGBLOWER but Jos holds on and quickly rolls to his feet while holding onto Power…TOTAL LEE AWESOME connects and Power’s head snaps back. Power tries to throw a wild haymaker that just barely misses and AJ sensing the opportunity to put this away hits the far ropes and does a LIONSAULT into an INVERTED DDT right into a bridging DRAGON SLEEPER…it’s the ZOMBIE VAGINAL DISCHARGE and Power is in serious trouble as she’s caught in the center of the ring. Jos is pulling back…Power is reaching out for the ropes and she’s slowly inching her way towards them; closer and closer, almost there and Jos rolls over and this time he locks Power’s arm in…another REVERSE DDT and once again he locks in the ZVD and this time Power doesn’t have the leverage of the free arm. After holding on as long as she can, she has no choice but to tap.

Your winner in 14:11 and advancing to round 2 of the OOWF Invitational, Amazing Jos

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Russ: And Amazing Jos proves that he is for real!

Razz: Power had had one hell of a run but her injuries finally catching up with her as that finisher took a lot out of her.

Russ: Folks, we thank you for joining us tonight, next week Midweek Mayhem originates from Pamplona Spain.

Razz: And that's no bull.

Russ: Definitely not an ace there, Razz. Up next two OOWF Originals fight it out for a spot.

Razz: The reformed founder of the OOWF, Ecosystem takes on LD Williams.

Russ: This match may not be for the faint of heart, let's go to the ring.

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LD Williams vs. Eco

Immortal plays signaling the arrival of Ecosystem. The crowd is unsure how to respond to this new attitude of Ecosystem, and he gets a mixed reaction. Jekyll & Hyde plays, and the boos reigns down as LD Williams makes his way down to the ring.
The ref goes over some last minute rules for the two men, and then calls for the bell and we are under way.

Both men circle and lock up, LD muscles Ecosystem towards the corner, but at the last moment Eco spins it and puts LD in the corner. The ref calls for the clean break, and for a minute it looks like Eco won't, and LD even goads him to take a shot. Ecosystem shakes his head no, and gives the clean break. LD just smirks and says "so this is how we are playing it".

The two lock up again and this time start a sequence of chain wrestling with neither men gaining an advantage. Ecosystem is finally able to find an opening, and lock LD into an abdominal stretch. As the ref is checking on LD, Eco reaches towards the ropes for extra leverage, but pulls his hand back before actually grabbing it.

LD takes advantage of this and hip tosses Eco over and then locks on a figure four. This time when the ref goes to check on Eco, LD has no problem grabbing the rope to add some extra pain. Eco fights through the pain however, and is able to roll it over forcing LD to break it. As Ecosystem gets to his feet, LD nails him with a German suplex. He covers, but Eco is able to kick out at two.

LD whips Eco to the ropes and drops his head for the back body drop, but Eco sees it and nails a kick followed by a clothesline that takes LD down. Eco then whips LD into the corner, and goes to follow in with another clothesline, but LD pulls the ref into the way, and he is down. Eco goes to check on him, and LD slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. Eco turns around and is just as surprised as everyone else when LD slides the chair to him. LD then turns around and spreads his arms wide, leaving himself wide open for an attack. Eco picks up the chair, and it looks for a moment as if he will strike LD, but then he shakes his head no and turns throwing the chair from the ring. This draws cheers from the crowd, and a look of surprise from Ecosystem. This surprise turns to shock, when he turns around and LD is waiting with a swift kick, and a Canadian Destroyer. Eco is down, and LD shakes the ref awake, and the three comes easily.

Your winner in 15:07 via pinfall LD Williams

Ecosystem shakes out the cobwebs in the ring, as a smirking LD walks backwards up the ramp doing the "I outsmarted you" tap on his head.

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Russ: Ecosystem appears to be committed to becoming a changed man. That change is not shared by LD Williams, who advances in the Invitational.

Razz: I dig that Eco's trying to change, but his refusal to cut any corners really cost him.

Russ: Folks, sanity just left the building as our next match has Comrade Sharkoff taking on Rabbit Mask.

Razz: These two can turn up the crazy and the brutality. This one is not for the faint of heart.

Russ: Rabbit Mask and Comrade Sharkoff, let's go to the ring.

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Rabbit Mask vs. Comrade Sharkoff

“Moscow Calling” by Gorky Park brings out the pride of Russia, Comrade Sharkoff accompanied by his handler Mila Kunis. They enter the ring as Kunis picks up a microphone.

“The greatest athlete in all Russia, Comrade Sharkoff, is not in a good mood tonight. He will explain.”

And Kunis hands the microphone to Sharkoff.

“Last time I get into ring against Rabid Mass he embarrass the Comrade. He hurt my friend and send her to hospital. So come out here, crazy rabbit, and become victim of the Sickle, then Comrade Sharkoff win invitational and become champion of all O-double-F for pride of Mother Russia.”

All the lights go out and a white fog engulfs the stage as Another Me by Jeff Hardy begins to play. Rabbit appears through the fog carrying what has to be a ten pound beet...with a face drawn on it. Rabbit casually takes bites out of the beet, talks to it, and laughs maniacally. Rabbit Mask walks into the ring, then explodes into a violent rage, attacking Sharkoff with the beet. The referee calls for the bell and we're underway.

Rabbit picks up pieces of the beet and grinds them into the eyes of Sharkoff which the referee inexplicably allows, then flings him into the corner where the Comrade finds himself the victim of a corner dropkick to the head. The Comrade is already on dream street when Rabbit Mask delivers a devastating kick to the head. Sharkoff looks to be out, but Rabbit Mask picks him up and delivers a Head Drop #4 and floats over for the pinfall!

WINNER in 5:45 – Rabbit Mask

The insane bunny works his way up the ramp yelling at...no one.

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Russ: And the Insane Bunny gets back on the winning track.

Razz: Usagi showed a lot of heart against Firewoman last week. Maybe the former Intercontinental and Onslaught Champion can get some respect.

Russ: I think it's amazing that he's still alive. But moving on, what could be the silliest match of the night as Stan Fulton takes on Justin Sane.

Razz: The most sanity challenged competitor takes on one of the biggest mountains to climb. I don't think even the Doughawk can climb this one.

Russ: Stan Fulton and Justin Sane, let's get to the ring.

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Stan Fulton vs. Justin Sane

Insane in the Brain brings down one half of Banned from Everywhere, Justin Sane. Justin is out wearing a NASCAR Helmet but without Drunkette as the health department wouldn't let a donkey in the ring, saying that one jackass was enough. He climbs through the ring ropes but falls over and has a hard time getting back up because of the weight of the helmet. Justin finally takes off the helmet and puts it in the corner.

Crusher brings out the former World Heavyweight Champion Stan Fulton. Fulton is still a pleasant guy, but it's like taking off the robes of the clergy have lifted a burden from the big man's shoulders.

Fulton walks to the center of the ring and offers his hand to Justin, who asks for five dollars. Fulton shakes his head, and the referee calls for the bell.

Justin hits the ropes and tries to take Fulton down, and in the process bounces off and knocks himself out of the ring. Justin climbs in again and hits the ropes...and this time gets entangled in the ropes. Third time is the charm though, as Justin climbs the turnbuckle and tries to dive off...and Fulton catches him. POWERSLAM. Fulton drags Justin to a corner, climbs to the second turnbuckle...CRUSHER! The referee flinches and then counts 1, 2, 3.

WINNER – 2:12 – Stan Fulton

Fulton helps up the fallen man and raises Justin's hand in a sign of good sportsmanship. Justin falls back over when Fulton lets go of the hand, and Fulton just shakes his head as he heads to the back.

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Russ: Stan Fulton kept it totally to business and totally took Justin out of his game.

Razz: Let's face it, Justin's had his share of wins.

Russ: Name one.

Razz: Well, he's a former Tag Team Champion, he pinned Glory in the gauntlet, he....

Russ: Short list, eh?

Razz: But that Doughawk can cause some destruction.

Russ: So can that Black Cut Slam. But let's congratulate Stan Fulton as he moves on and let us move on to...what could possibly be the most ridiculous match of the night.

Razz: PHWF wrestler Steve the Lost Viking won a Map on a Pole match to get here for this contest tonight, and he faces Awesome Bill from Dawsonville in what could be a Slobber.

Russ: Slobberknocker.

Razz: No.

Russ: Fair enough, let's get to the ring.

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AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE vs. STEVE THE LOST VIKING

The two shake hands to start the match and lock up. Steve backs Bill into the corner and lights him up with stiff chops to the chest, then sends him to the ropes and tries a clubbing clothesline, but Bill ducks the clothesline, puts on the breaks and waits for Steve to turn around and hits him with several headbutts to the face that rattle the Viking. Bill scoops Steve up and slams him into the corner, then powerslams him in the middle of the ring. Bill heads to the corner and calls for the FREEBIRD but Steve gets to his feet and catches Bill in the corner, climbs up and hits a SUPERPLEX! Steve floats over and covers, but Bill kicks out at two. Steve pulls Bill to his feet and drops him across his knee for a PENDULUM BACKBREAKER then covers again, but again Bill kicks out at two.

The Lost Viking gets Bill to his feet again and hits a series of chops to the chest, then bounds off the ropes and nearly kicks Bill’s head into the tenth row with a boot to the jaw. He covers again, but once again Bill kicks out at two. Steve gets to his feet and calls for his spinning elbow! He waits for Bill to stand, then spins at him with an elbow, but Bill catches him and hits a nice belly to back suplex that folds the Viking in half! Bill gets to his feet and, spurred on by the rabid Billamaniacs he grabs Steve as he gets up and hits numeratous bionic elbows to the top of the head, the last one sending Steve to the mat. As Steve stands, Bill nearly decapitates him with the MASON DIXON LINE, then pounces on him and traps him in the CUYLER CLUTCH! Steve fights for the ropes, but he can’t make it and is forced to tap out!
WINNER in 8:08 – Awesome Bill From Dawsonville

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Russ: So Awesome Bill advances in the tournament.

Razz: Probably the better option with those two. Have you noticed the ring entrances are almost longer than the matches?

Russ: In some of these matches, is that a bad thing?

Razz: Well, no. Oh look! A lumberjack!

Russ: That's Yukon John West, he's facing Chad Madison tonight.

Razz: The nine time tag team champion and former Onslaught Champion gets to strut his stuff solo while his partner Zane convalesces. We wish him and Bridgette all the best.

Russ: Couldn't have said it better. Yukon John and Chad Madison, let's get to the ring.

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Yukon John West vs. Chad Madison

Chad makes his entrance and sizes up his opponent. The bell rings and we get a collar and elbow lockup. West headlocks Chad, who shoots him into the ropes and hits one of his patented dropkicks. West pops up and comes at him full speed, and Chad responds by hitting a fast deep armdrag that sends Yukon into the corner. He charges out, and Chad armdrags him again. West pops up and charges again, and Chad armdrags him again. And again. And again. Armdrag after armdrag after armdrag after armdrag after armdrag. Chad beckons West to come on for another, but west slowly gets up, walks up to Chad and gets nose to nose with him. "Will YOU STOP DOING THAT!" Chad steps back and SUPERKICKS him in the jaw! West tumbles through the ropes and down to the floor. Chad runs the ropes and somersault planchas over the tope rope to send West crashing into the barricade. Chad slides back in and waits as West crawls his way back in just before the 10 count. West slowly gets to his feet, and Chad slides in behind him ...PELE KICK! West falls backward and Chad grabs a wristlock. He holds on and climbs the ropes.. then walks out ON the tope rope and bounces off, connecting with an elbow to the head! West hits the mat hard. Chad climbs the turnbuckles.. crouches and waits as West slowly gets back to his feet... MISSLE DROPKICK! Chad scrambles up and hooks the bigger man and hits all three parts of SUPLEX SCHOOL! Vertical, Gordbuster and Slingshot leave West laid out on the canvas, not moving. That should do it. Chad ... doesn't cover him and lifts the bigger man onto the top turnbuckles.

Russ:West outweighs him by 120 pounds!
Razz: Chad doesn't seem to care!
Russ:What is he doing up there?
Razz: I think we're about to find out!

Chad points to the crowd and hoists West up ... SUPERPLEX! Chad gets enough spring off the ropes that he barely lands on his back at all and floats right over into a cover. No drama. here 1..2...3.

Winner, in 3:29, Cowboy Chad Madison

Madison pops up and finds the camera. He mouths "Moose" and pantomimes the Discount Double Check. Apparently Chad cares how much Moose saves on his insurance. Weird.

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Russ: And Chad Madison advances to the second round.

Razz: The cowboy makes his direction clear, he wants the Onslaught Championship away from the Saints of Sinners, and he's put Moosehead Jack on notice that he's the one to take it.

Russ: I hate that man with every fiber of my being, but I have to admit that Moosehead Jack is a tough SOB who takes no prisoners. But let's get away from talking about him and move on to our next match with the defacto leader of Drink and Destroy, Danny Taylor.

Razz: The battles between Danny Taylor and Ricky Soaring Eagle have been legendary, and tonight they renew that war. Taylor has been on a hell of a streak, while Ricky Soaring Eagle is in quite the slump.

Russ: Danny Taylor and Ricky Soaring Eagle, let's get to the ring.

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Danny Taylor vs. Ricky Soaring Eagle

“Run to the Hills” plays and out comes Ricky Soaring Eagle to massive boos. Ricky doesn’t allow the boos to affect him, and is prepared to make Danny Taylor feel his pain. “Here Comes the Boom” plays and the crowd is on its feet cheering for Danny Taylor as the big man comes to the ring, “Dashing” Victor Dinero by his side. Although Danny is the favorite to win this matchup due to his showing in Sunday’s Dance of Death, Danny is not taking the angry Native lightly.

The bell rings and Ricky goes right after Danny. The two men start trading punches with each other. Danny starts getting an advantage over Ricky, but is stopped quickly by a thumb to the eye. Danny is trying to get his vision back as Ricky starts clubbing Danny in the back and gets him into the corner. Ricky starts working over Danny with body punches. The ref counts to 4 until Ricky backs off. He goes back to Danny, who grabs Ricky, turns, and hits a picture-perfect T-Bone Suplex.

Ricky is pissed now and charges after Danny, who takes advantage of Ricky’s rage by simply stepping out of the way, allowing Ricky to crash hard sternum-first into the turnbuckle. Danny grabs Ricky, and hits an Exploder Suplex. Ricky is on Dream Street now as Danny grabs him and hits the DYNAMITE DROP. Danny goes for the cover, and advances to the next round.

Winner in 5:34, “Dynamite” Danny Taylor

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Russ: Danny Taylor makes it to the field of sixteen.

Razz: The quick clean nature of that match compared with some of their past matches makes me think that Taylor is stepping up his game and he may be on the trajectory to win it all.

Russ: Danny Taylor is on a mission to make Drink and Destroy one of the premier stables in wrestling today, and if anyone has the determination to make it happen, it's him.

Razz: And up next, another member of Drink and Destroy, the most electrifying...

Russ: Calm down, let him do his own schtick, if you smell...

Razz: Now Russ...

Russ: You're right. The Kai and Sim Sebow, let's go to the ring.

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The Kai vs. Sim Sebow

Sebow came down to the ring without any introduction and is praying in the corner holding his copy of the Holy Word. We know that's what it is because it has “Holy Word” written on it The prayer is probably a good idea as "Gal A Bubble" by Konshens brings out the most electrifying Hawaiian in Sports Entertainment today, the Lava Bull, the Kai! He preens and plays to the crowd at the top of the ramp and struts his way down to the ring, climbs in and mounts the turnbuckle to the cheers of the crowd. He finally steps down and grabs a microphone.

Kai: FINALLY...The Kai has come back to Fátima.
The Kai allows his cheap pop to roll on.

Kai: The Kai is looking forward to winning the Invitational this year, but what the Kai wants to know is who invited this piece of Monkey Crap to be here. What is your name?

Sim: Is it important?

Kai: Would the Kai have asked you, Mr Monkey Crap, if he didn't want to know?

Sim: I am the Lord's messenger, Sim....

Kai: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS. (Crowd pops) Sim Sebow, you say you're the Lord's messenger. Well, I'm gonna give you a message to take back to your Lord. Now, I want you to take that message, polish it up real nice, then turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up that candy ass.

The crowd continues to eat this crap up.

Kai: ...and looking at you, that message isn't the only thing that's been up that candy ass.

The crowd Oooooos at that...

Kai: If ya Smelllllllllll...

But Sim Sebow has heard enough and attacks The Kai with his Holy Word. The referee calls for the bell and gets the book away from him. Sebow presses the attack with punches and kicks, and throws The Kai into the ropes and hits a Dropkick! Sebow goes for the cover, an Upset? No! The Kai kicks out with authority at one. Sebow presses and throws The Kai into the ropes...no, reversal, and Kai sends Sebow TO THE SAND! The Kai is steaming and waits in the corner for Sebow to stand....PIPELINE!

The Kai continues to jaw jack at Sebow as he climbs to the top turnbuckle...

MOONSAULT

OVER

MAUI!

The referee could count to a hundred. Kai covers, and stick a fork in Sebow, he's done.

Winner in 3:15 – The Kai!

The Kai continues to play to the crows as he makes his way out of the ring.

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Russ: Sim Sebow came in with a game plan, but couldn't execute it.

Razz: That surprises you how?

Russ: Folks, Firewoman defends the OOWF title against Glory in our main event tonight, and the first round of the annual OOWF Invitational continues after this message

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(Fire, Alex, and Alexis are standing in a ring)
Firewoman: Kids, OOWF wrestlers are trained athletes. We get hurt like anyone else. Sometimes badly.

Alex: The moves we do are dangerous.

Alexis: I was out for months with a broken neck.

Firewoman: Take it from the Darlings. Please don't try the things you see here at home.

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Ghosthead vs. Puck Dupp

Puck Dupp has made his entrance during the commercial. That can't be a good sign. Sevendust’s “My Ruin” plays and Ghosthead appears with his Imperial Onslaught briefcase. He makes his way to the ring as the arena darkens and fills with white fog. Fall Rivers Own Angelos Barros calls for the bell and we're off.

Puck Dupp rushes towards Ghosthead, thinking he can try and get the jump on him. He thought wrong. Ghosthead drives him around the ring with all manner of chops, slaps, forearms and the like, taking all the frustrations of his loss to Firewoman out on Puck. He whips him across the ring hard into the corner and then follows him in for a corner splash. Puck bounces out and Ghosthead gets him over with an arm drag to the mat, and then lets the feet take over, kicking and stomping at will. Puck rolls away on the mat until he gets under the ropes, forcing Barros to intervene.

Barros pushes Ghosthead away, allowing Puck Dupp to recover a bit. He decides that this is his only shot, so he runs around the ring, making a full lap before hitting the ropes and bouncing out for...well, we'll never no what because Ghosthead ducks and lifts Puck over with a back body drop. He turns on him and lifts him up, into position and.... HORROR DRIVER! Puck collapses in a heap, and this one is over folks. One, two....THREE!

WINNER in 6:15 – Ghosthead

Afterward, Ghosthead grabs his briefcase and holds it up to all four sides of the ring, and then points up the ramp, before walking backstage.

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Russ: Could Ghosthead get a number one contender spot to go with his Imperial Onslaught briefcase?

Razz: The Death Knell could very likely unseat Firewoman as World Heavyweight Champion. But there's a ways to go before he gets that chance.

Russ: Or, if things go badly tonight, he could take out Firewoman, or if the unthinkable happens, Glory.

Razz: You just can't let that go, can you.

Russ: Up next, former World Heavyweight Champion Chris Evans takes on Gordy LaFleur

Razz: The PHWF talent won his spot last week in a puck on a pole challenge. Let's see if Gordy can take it to Lionheart.

Russ: Chris Evans and Gordy LaFleur in a first round Invitational match, let's go to the ring.

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Chris Evans vs. Gordy LaFleur
The crowd has no idea who LaFleur is. They do know, though, when they hear Iron Maiden's The Trooper that business is about to pick up, as Chris Evans walks out with Portuguese beauties Luciana Abreu and Elena Gomez. He walks with them to the bottom of the ramp, spins them once, and then sends them back with a slap on the behind. Before he gets into the ring, Evans walks over to the timekeeper.

Evans: Really? They said I'd have to start at the bottom, but I didn't know it went this far down. You could at least give me a quarter of a challenge and let me kick Folz's ass. But paper champ, pay attention little Lisa. This is what you're in store for if you get past that little Barbie tonight.

Evans rolls in and without taking off his jacket attacks LaFleur. Evans just plays with LaFleur after hitting a LETHAL VORTEX. He walks around the ring calling out “Lisa” and “Paper Champ”. La Fleur tries to stand up but Evans floors him with an OLYMPIC STRIKE! Evans struts and says he can end this “Anytime I want, Lisa.” Evans finally picks up LaFleur and says, “This one's for you, Lisa,” and hits the WAY OF THE FUTURE! Evans places one finger on LaFleur's chest and the ref quickly counts three and calls for help from the back.

WINNER in an unnecessarily long 4:45 – Chris Evans

Evans rolls out of the ring and picks up the microphone. “Anytime, Lisa. And Folz, stay out of my way, or else Jamie will be looking for a new boyfriend. Hell, call me anyway, Jamie. “

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Russ: That was just uncalled for.

Razz: Evans wanted to make a statement to Firewoman and Folz, Russ.

Russ: He had the damned match won, he should have ended it.

Razz: And deprive the fans of a show? Why?

Russ: Well, up next, DK Murphy tries to win his way into the second round against Johnny Icepick.

Razz: The Intercontinental Champion should have an easy way through the first round.

Russ: Lets go to the ring.

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DK Murphy vs. Johnny Icepick

The crowd goes crazy as OOWF Intercontinental Champion DK Murphy hits the ring to a huge pop. Murphy shows great sportsmanship by shaking Johnny's hand before the bell rings.

After a few minutes of nice back and forth chain wrestling, DK takes advantage of a slight mistake and hits his opponent with the Chomp. He covers and gets the easy pin.

Winner in 6 minutes via pinfall: OOWF Intercontinental Champion DK Murphy.

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Russ: That's what I love about our Intercontinental Champion, no shortcuts, clean wrestling and a straight up win over Johnny Icepick.

Razz: DK Murphy is one solid wrestler, but up next, a man who, when he's in the zone, is amazing.

Russ: Matt Folz has set a goal to win the World Heavyweight Championship by the end of September.

Razz: Folz has stepped up his game, can he make it happen?

Russ: Matt Folz and Layne Cobain, let's get to the ring.

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Matt Folz vs. Layne Cobain

Cobain is introduced first, to absolutely no reaction whatsoever. Battle without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei starts up and Matt Folz starts down the ramp to a huge chorus of boos. Folz stops by the timekeepers table and grabs a microphone.

MF: Before I grace all of you idiot fans with a glimpse of my greatness, I'd like to take a moment and dedicate this match to our World Champion. Lisa, you and I both know that there's not a thing I can't do better than you. I'm going to win this Invitational, I am going to get a title shot whenever I choose, and you will finally have to stop ducking me. Your title reign is on borrowed time Lisa, make sure you enjoy that belt while you still have it.

Folz throws the mic down and slides into the ring. The referee calls for the bell and we're underway. Staley stupidly charges towards Folz and gets leveled by a massive clothesline. Folz places Staley in position and hits a curbstomp, then heads up top and hits a

Best

Folzsault

Ever.

Folz makes the cover and this one is over.

Winner in 25 seconds by pinfall: Matt Folz.

Postmatch, Folz looks into the camera and says "Not a thing you can do better than me Lisa" before leaving to boos.

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Russ: An arrogant Matt Folz advances to the second round.

Razz: It ain't bragging if you can pull it off. Now Folz has a goal, a game plan, and he wants that title.

Russ: Up next, a wrestler who's taken her share of beatings lately tries to advance against an extremely vicious wrestler.

Razz: Mai Muyo is one great wrestler but she's taken a ton of beatings, and she's facing off against the ultra violent PHWF World Television Champion Vlad Dracul.

Russ: Mai Muyo and Vlad Dracul, let's get to the ring.

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MAI MUYO vs. VLAD DRACUL

The PHWF World Television Champion comes to the ring with his brothers, the PHWF World Tag Team champions, Tavian and Radu Dracul. This prompts Mai to come to the ring with Eco and Stan. The referee quickly and wisely realizes that this is a disaster waiting to happen, so he sends Eco, Stan, Tavian and Radu to the back. While his brothers are protesting the decision, Vlad attacks Mai from behind and hammers her with punches to the back of the head. He pulls her to her feet and whips her into the corner, and follows her in with a high knee to the face, the runs her face down the ropes. As Mai staggers around the ring, Vlad reaches into his boot and pulls out a small chain. Mai turns around and Vlad swings, but Mai sees it and blocks his punch and catches him with a quick spinning heel kick to the gut doubling him over. Mai hooks Vlad and hits a FISHERMAN’S BUSTER!

Vlad rolls out of the ring to try and regroup, but Mai gives him no time, she gets a head of steam and dives between the ropes and slams into Vlad, sending him hard into the guardrail. She throws him back into the ring and stands over him staring at him shaking a little. As Vlad gets to his knees, Mai HAMMERS him with kicks to the ribs, then finishes him off with a STIFF kick to the head that may well have knocked him cold. Mai pulls Vlad back up and lifts him onto her shoulders and hits a GTS! Vlad’s head snaps back and he staggers against the ropes and bounces off, right into the FINAL CUT! Mai covers Vlad, hooking his leg hard, and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 10:04 – Mai Muyo

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Russ: A solid victory for Mai Muyo, getting back on the winning track tonight as she advances to the second round of the OOWF Invitational. Folks, when we return, the final match of the first round of the OOWF Invitational with Moosehead Jack and Stank, and the Main Event, Glory gets a chance at true glory as she goes for the World Heavyweight Championship held by Firewoman. Stay tuned.

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Russ: Welcome back to Midweek Mayhem, straight ahead, the World Heavyweight Championship will be up for grabs as Firewoman defends against Glory.

Razz: Up next, a match that the participants promise to be one of the cleanest matches tonight.

Russ: Moosehead Jack and Stank? You're kidding, right?

Razz: They promised each other to wrestle under Onslaught Rules, though this isn't an official Onslaught match.

Russ: And a Moosehead Jack promise is worth exactly what?

Razz: Hey Russ, Stank and Moose have been friends for years. And despite what you think, Moose doesn't turn on his friends.

Russ: Yeah, like Takaken Gryfon?

Razz: Oh, you mean the OOWF's version of Sting?

Russ: Fine, Stank and Moosehead Jack, let's get to the ring.

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STANK vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK

Moose and Stank are both introduced and make their way to the ring and both get booed loudly. Because the fans once liked Stank, he doesn’t get booed quite as much, but neither of them pay any attention to it. Instead they head to opposite corners and wait. They meet in the middle of the ring and Moose and Stank make a big show of the handshake of mutual respect, turning to each side of the ring so the fans can see it and boo them some more. They head back to neutral corners, the bell rings and we are underway.

Moose and Stank lock up and Stank quickly grabs an arm wringer, Moose reverses it, then Stank reverses it back and grabs Moose in a side headlock. Shoves Stank to the ropes and drops to the mat, Stank steps over Moose, Jack pops back up and tries a hip toss, but Stank blocks it and reverses it into a backslide for a two count. Moose springs to his feet and tries a clothesline, but Stank ducks and shoves Moose to the ropes. Stank tries a clothesline of his own, but Moose slides between his legs and pops back to his feet and both men resume a fighting stance. The crowd boos them loudly.

Moose and Stank lock up again and Moose pushes Stank back to the corner. The referee asks for a clean break, and Moose backs off to the middle of the ring without even so much as a threat of a punch, and the crowd boos louder. Back in the middle of the ring, they lock up again, and this time Stank grabs a side head lock and takes Moose to the mat. Moose slowly works back to his feet and shoves Stank to the ropes, and Stank takes Moose down with a shoulderblock. When Moose gets back up, Stank scoops him up and plants him on the mat, then tries an elbowdrop, but Moose moves out of the way. As Stank gets to one knee, Moose bounds off the ropes and catches him on the back of the head with a leg lariat, then with Stank face down, Moose locks him in a CHINLOCK! The crowd is seething now. They want blood.

Stank fights back to his feet with Moose still on his back and falls back into the corner breaking the hold. Stank catches Moose with a back elbow to the side of the head that rocks his head back, then whips Moose to the ropes and catches him on the rebound for a two count. The fans boo Moose kicking out. Stank gets to his feet and waits for Moose to get up, then catches him with a knee to the gut and sends him to the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a BEARHUG! The crowd boos this move loudly. Moose fights to get his arms between Stank’s and finally breaks the hold, but Stank grabs him by the back of the head and slams him in the face with a headbutt. Moose staggers back against the ropes, and Stank charges in and tries a clothesline, but Moose low bridges him and Stank flies over the top rope to the floor.

Moose slides out of the ring and grabs a chair, and the fans start to scream for him to use it, so Moose raises it above his head, and as the crowd gets louder, he sets it down and opens it up and takes a seat and urges Stank to get to his feet. The crowd may riot. As Stank gets to one knee, Moose grabs him from behind and rolls him into the ring and follows, covering Stank for a two count.

When Stank kicks out, Moose grabs him and tries to lock in the ANACONDA VICE but Stank blocks the move and slips free and traps Moose in the CATCH-22! Moose snarls in pain, and manages to get one foot almost on the bottom rope, but Stank uses his leg to pull it back. Moose fights unconsciousness and slips around just enough to get his hand on the bottom rope forcing the break. Since this is not an official onslaught rules match, just something Moose and Stank agreed on, the referee doesn’t give warnings, or use rope breaks.

Stank breaks the hold and gets to his feet and snarls, and the fans roar for him to finish Moose off. Stank grabs Moose by the hair and starts to go for the SHITFACED, and the crowd roars their approval. Stank looks out at the fans and shakes his head with disgust, and instead pulls Moose in and lifts him for a vertical suplex, leaving him up there a LONG time, before falling back and floating over and covering, but Moose kicks out at two. Stank gets to his feet and pulls Moose up and whips him into the corner, Moose stops short and climbs the ropes, but Stank charges in behind him and knocks his feet out, crotching him on the top rope. Stank climbs to the middle rope and grabs Moose and hits a TOP ROPE GERMAN SUPLEX! Stank bridges, and gets one, two……Moose rolls his shoulder at the last second and Stank’s remains down….THREE!

WINNER in 17:38 – Moosehead Jack

The crowd boos the holy shit out of this. Moose gets to his feet and taunts the crowd, then helps Stank get to his feet. Stank is livid and he and Moose go nose to nose. The crowd eats this up and calls for blood. After a few seconds, Moose and Stank both start laughing. They make a big spectacle of shaking hands, going to each side of the ring as debris rains down from the fans. The two of them leave the ring and head to the back before the fans riot.

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Russ: What a disgusting display!

Razz: Wait a minute, Russ. Did you see a single illegal move in that match?

Russ: No, but...

Razz: If that had been anyone else in their, Russ, you'd be creaming your jeans talking about the marvelous technical wrestling exhibition we just witnessed.

Russ: That's just it. They were mocking the traditions. They didn't wrestle that way for any other reason but to piss people off.

Razz: I give up.

Russ: Folks, next week this program comes to you from Pamplona Spain featuring the second round of the OOWF Invitational. Now, it's Main Event time, with Firewoman defending the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship against one half of the World Tag Team Champions, the Saints of Sinners, Glory.

Razz: Russ, the story here is amazing. Power and Glory, managed at that time by their father Wyatt Cox, defeated Firewoman in their first match ever to win an OOWF contract, then just seven weeks later, Power and Glory were given their first opportunity at the World Tag Team Championships against Firewoman and Alexander Darling, Phoenix Rising.

Russ: Let's take you back to July 11, 2012, for the closing moments of that contest.

Glory and Firewoman crash outside the ring, and Wyatt gets between them. Fire looks like she'd like nothing better than to continue, but she turns her attention back to the ring, where Power has managed to get Alex into a single leg Boston Crab. Glory has broken free of Wyatt and followed Fire to her corner, and throws her into the ring post, opening the stitches on her forehead. Blood starts to trickle down her face, Alex is bleeding and reaching for the ropes but can't reach them, and this doesn't look good for the champs. Or...does it...Wyatt has gotten Glory back to her corner, and Fire is over to where Alex is trying to reach the ropes, blood running down her face. Phoenix Rising makes eye contact, and then...Fire smiles through her red mask? Alex winks, and then rolls over and kicks Power off of him (because single leg Boston crabs, you can do that). Power flies back then gets up and charges, but Alex is ready, and so is Fire. Power doesn't know where to look, and chooses poorly. Alex grabs her and gets her into a side slam backbreaker, holding her over his knee. Fire goes up top and jumps with a diving knee drop. Alex goes for the pin, one, two... NO! Glory comes in to break it up. Fire sends her out of the ring over the ropes, as the referee orders Fire out as well. Alex follows Fire and once she gets to the corner, he makes the tag all official like. Power gets to her feet, and Glory, who has leapt back over the ropes goes up top while Power grabs the entering Fire. She kicks Fire in the stomach and hits the Twist of Fate, laying Fire out...Glory hits the Swanton and covers one..two.. Wyatt screams because Power is the legal wrestler, and Power shoves her off to cover. One, two....NO! That delay allowed Fire to recover, and she kicks Power right the hell off. Fire seems to be getting pissed, but still might be a bit dazed, and Power tags Glory in. Glory grabs Fire and sets her up for a power slam, as Power goes up top. Glory hits the power slam, and Power flies into a 450 to complete the Twin Spin, but no! Fire rolls out of the way, and then turns and kicks Power out of the ring. She lifts Glory up onto her shoulders and then turns toward the ring post where Alex standing and... DROPKICK DEVICE! Instead of going for the pin, Fire gets Glory into the LAST CHANCERY (complete with HORNS OF ARIES). Power starts to come in off the turnbuckle, but Alex sees her, and catches her legs, putting her in the MONEY CLIP. Both Power and Glory are in submission holds and after an impressive amount of time, Glory starts to tap just as Power taps to the clip. Since she and Fire are the legal persons, that's it. 
WINNERS; in 20:13; Phoenix Rising!

After the match, Fire and Alex kind of smirk at each other and each one helps the other team up, and raises their arms, giving the rookies some respect. Fire turns to say something to Glory, and Glory has a strange look on her face. Glory grabs Fire and pulls her into a kiss!? Fire doesn't exactly resist all that much, but is clearly surprised, as are Alex and Power. Alex pulls Glory roughly away from Fire just as Power shoves Fire away. This offends Alex, but Fire just smiles at Glory...what does that mean? Wyatt has climbed under the ropes, and the referee separates them as Alex and Fire just kind of shrug and walk out, while Power, Glory, and Wyatt...well, it's kind of hard to figure out what they're thinking.

Russ: A match full of exciting action and mind games.

Razz: And Firewoman has kept the mind games up leading up to this match tonight. Can young Glory focus past the games and win her second championship this week?

Russ: The World Heavyweight Championship is on the line, let's go to the ring!

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OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Firewoman © vs. Glory

It’s time for the main event of the evening and what everyone earlier tonight is fighting for a chance to get a shot at. The OOWF World Heavyweight title is on the line and we are sure to have a barn burner here as two of the elite women in the world of professional wrestling are about to go at it. The Pierces “You’ll Be Mine” begins to play and the focused Clio Neal aka Glory steps out from the back and she’s not alone as Moosehead Jack is with her. Boos rain down on them, but Glory ignores them and methodically makes her way down the ramp and into the ring. She bounces from foot to foot as the nervous enthusiasm and adrenaline picks up even more so as the new music for Firewoman, ”War Child” by Blondie kicks in. As the lyrics begin to build there’s an explosion of pyro and Firewoman walks out from the sparkles and holds the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship high over her head. Fire bounces from foot to foot for a moment as the crowd’s cheers get louder and louder before sprinting down the ramp and jumping onto the apron. Glory looks a bit surprised by the new entrance and Fire just smirks as she notices the look on Glory’s face before noticing Moose at ringside. The siblings glare at one another before Fire steps into the ring and hands the championship belt to our referee tonight, Fall River’s Own Angelo Barros. He explains the rules before presenting the belt to Clio who taps it once before he shows it to all 4 sides of the arena. He calls for the bell and we are underway.

The two women start circling one another and Glory seems to have a lot to say and Fire’s mostly ignoring her which seems to be angering Glory more and more by the second so much to the point that she recklessly charges Fire who just sidesteps and with a swift kick to the ass sends Glory crashing into a corner. Well, that’s not going to help Glory’s mood as she turns around and locates Fire. Another charge and this time Fire with a drop toe-hold and she gets on Clio’s back and does some amateur wrestling style riding around on Glory’s back before slapping the side of Glory’s head and getting back to her feet. Clio slams the mat in frustration as Fire smirks even more. Clio starts to charge a third time but pulls up before realizing Fire was prepared and she does that point to the head thing cause she’s so smart and thinks she has Fire off-balance as she then finishes the charge, but Fire is ready and sidesteps once again but this time grabs Clio…STO and it’s picture perfect. Moose is yelling from the outside to stay focused and in control but Glory doesn’t have a chance to heed the advice because this time FW doesn’t let Glory back up as she locks in a front headlock and looks to throw some knees but Glory is moving her head to avoid the blows and then Glory starts using her big strength advantage and she lifts Fire up…SPINEBUSTER.

Finally Clio’s able to take a breather from that opening onslaught of Fire and she gets her bearings as she begins her heat portion of the match using her size and strength advantage to wear Fire down slowly and surely. Fire tries to fight back a few times and definitely has an experience and speed edge that keeps Clio from taking total control. And that experience edge shows as Clio whips Fire to the ropes and puts her head down too soon and Fire takes full advantage of that and nails Glory with the FIRESTORM (Snap underhook DDT). Fire rolls Glory over and hooks the leg…

1…
2…Moose is yelling from the outside to kick out.
No, Glory’s able to slip her shoulder out. Firewoman drags Glory to her feet and they start trading punches and kicks and we get an extended back-and-forth sequence between the two as they trade the edge from one to the other and we get a bunch of near falls by both. Glory is giving everything and more to try and take the World Championship here but Fire’s a fighting champion and isn’t giving an inch to the upstart challenger. They’re fighting in one of the corners and Glory gets the edge with her power and start to wear down Fire a bit. She lifts Fire up onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up with her…looks like she’s going for a SUPERPLEX. They’re slugging it out on the top and Glory is struggling to hit the move, but Fire has enough wherewithal to push Glory to the mat and before she takes a second to gather herself, Fire stands up and leaps and she’s feeling a bit froggy…FROG SPLASH, but no. Glory gets her knees up and Fire crashes away. Glory senses a chance and she’s on Fire like ketchup on a burger. She lifts Fire to her feet and they jockey for position and Fire swings wildly and puts her right into position as Glory nails her with a FLATLINER. Glory thinks this is it as she rolls Fire over and hooks the leg…

One…
Two…Moose jumps on the apron thinking this is over.
Thr…No. Fire kicks out at the very last split second. Glory thought she had it there and she looks to follow up as she brings Fire to her feet and looks to go for the C4 but Fire has that well scout and quickly spins behind Glory…CRUCIFIX DRIVER. Fire doesn’t relent though as Glory starts to get back up Fire nails a nasty boot right to the top of Glory’s skull and she quickly lifts Glory up…BRAINBUSTER. Glory’s in serious trouble and it gets worse as Fire leaps to the top rope…450 SPLASH. Fire just took a page out of Austin Aries playbook with that combo and Glory didn’t see it coming. Fire drags Glory to the center of the ring…

1…
2…
3!!!

Your winner in 31:17 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Firewoman

Barros goes to hand Fire the belt but he’s quickly shoved out of the way by the charging Power who’s run down to ringside. Power gets in the ring and starts stomping a mudhole in the victorious champion. Power keeps kicking until she’s shoved out of the way by Glory who seems to have an issue…oh, wait, no she doesn’t as she decides she wants to be the one stomping a mudhole in Firewoman. They decide to share as they go back and forth kicking Fire a few times before dragging her to her feet…DOUBLE ELIMINATION and Fire drops like a ton of bricks. They look to be setting up for a second one but there’s a loud cheer from the crowd as Alexander and Alexis Darling race down to the ring. Power & Glory look like they want to stand and fight but Moose notices the sledgehammer in one hand of Alex and the baseball bat in the other hand of Lexie’s and he taps the girls on the shoulder and they roll out of the ring and escape through the crowd.

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Russ: Firewoman retains her championship, but those damned Jezebels make a point.

Razz: Power and Glory beat Firewoman in their first match ever, then haven't been able to climb that mountain since. They're frustrated and demand respect.

Russ: You don't get respect by jumping someone from behind and stomping them two on one. That's all Moosehead Jack.

Razz: Did Moose get involved? Did he touch his sister?

Russ: No, but...

Razz: You are biased against the Saints of Sinners. You've badmouthed them for the past couple of months. You better watch your back, Russ.

Russ: Folks, Round 2 of the Invitational next week, the lineup to follow shortly on OOWF-TV. See ya next week.

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