Midweek Mayhem
Live from Mons, Belgium
Russ: Welcome to Midweek Mayhem, where tonight, the quarterfinals of the OOWF invitational sees the field of eight shrink to the final four. Good evening, I'm joined tonight as always by the former FTW heavyweight champion Razz.
Razz: Russ, the buzz in the locker room tonight is all about the eight contenders left in this tournament. Who will be in that final four and who will go on to a World Heavyweight Championship match.
Russ: Also the World Heavyweight Championship will be defended by Firewoman tonight against the challenge of...I can't say it.
Razz: But Russ, he's a former co-holder of the World Tag Team Championships. And he had an outstanding victory against Comrade Sharkoff last week.
Russ: But still, Justin Sane?
Razz: The Doughawk gets his shot at World Heavyweight Championship gold tonight!
Russ: (sighing) Be that as it may, the World Tag Team Championships will also be defended tonight as Stan Fulton teams with Ecosystem to take on Power and Glory.
Razz: Will Fulton and Ecosystems mind games be enough to wrest the straps from the Neil Twins.
Russ: And a number one contender for the Onslaught Title will be determined tonight in a three way dance between former champion The Kai, Mai Muyo, and Cowboy Chad Madison.
Razz: But up first, a Fatal Four Way between some outstanding talents
Russ: The Intercontinental Champion DK Murphy faces off against a Grand Slam Champion Stank, Awesome Bill from Dawsonville, and Rabbit Mask.
Razz: The amount of talent in this ring is amazing, and it should be a great way to kick off tonight's show.
Russ: A Fatal Four Way, let's get to the ring.
Awesome Bill from Dawsonville vs. Rabbit Mask vs. Stank vs. DK MurphyAll the lights go out and a white fog engulfs the stage as
Another Me by Jeff Hardy begins to play. Rabbit appears through the fog juggling three heads of cabbage. Rabbit talks to the cabbage, and laughs maniacally. Once he gets into the ring he throws the cabbages into the crowd.
The Devil Went Down to Georgia plays and out comes Awesome Bill from Dawsonville on Drunkey. Ellie May is following on her Likkercycle and shakes her head as Bill salutes the crowd with a Mason jar that just might contain PCPL.
Nonpoint’s
“Skin” brings out Stank. He looks into the ring and smirks at his competitors.
The Gauntlet plays signaling the arrival of OOWF Intercontinental Champion DK Murphy. The young champ gets a sizable pop of his own, and also takes time to celebrate with some fans on his way to the ring. He slides in, and holds the IC title up high, and hands the belt to the official.
Awesome Bill walks over to Murphy and offers him some PCPL, and he drinks it straight down without flinching. Bill is pleased and hands a Mason Jar to Rabbit, who throws it back in his face. The sight of wasted PCPL sets off a fire in Bill and he attacks Rabbit. Murphy and Stank look at one another and begin brawling away on their own.
Awesome Bill throws Rabbit into the ropes and nearly backdrops him out of the ring. He picks up the crazy wabbit and tries to slam him but Rabbit rakes the eyes of Bill and begins lighting him up with chops of his own.
Meanwhile the big brawlers take it to each other with neither Murphy nor Stank able to do much with the other. Stank finally is able to throw Murphy into the ropes for a Sidewalk Slam, but Murphy is right back up and resumes brawling, catching Stank with a wicked kick to the knee that bothers the big man a bit. Stank, though, just fights right back and catches Murphy with an uppercut that stuns him a bit.
Rabbit presses his attack on Bill and picks him up for a Head Drop #1! Rabbit doesn't even get the chance to cover, though, as Bill just stands right up. Rabbit is shocked! He continues the battle and gets Bill up for Head Drop #3. Bill stands up and just looks at Rabbit. Rabbit shakes his head and ducks out of the ring. Awesome Bill pursues him, and Rabbit runs back into the ring and crawls between Stank and Murphy. Bill tries to follow, but Stank is having none of that and picks up the big Hillbilly and Clotheslines him into next week. Rabbit is laughing and pointing at what he did. Murphy and Stank look at each other and join wrists and clothesline Rabbit and themselves out of the ring. As Stank and Murphy resume their brawl on the floor, Rabbit slowly gets up on the ring apron, and Awesome Bill, just recovering, charges Rabbit – Ellijay Express! Bill rolls up Rabbit Mask, and the referee counts 1, 2, 3!
Winner in 12:45 – Awesome Bill from Dawsonville Stank looks up and just shakes his head and walks to the back, while DK gets back into the ring to shake Bill's hand. Bill hands him another Mason jar of PCPL, they both down them, and shake their heads in unison as they walk out of the ring, leaving Rabbit Mask in a heap.
Russ: Awesome Bill comes through with the win there.
Razz: I don't know how he keeps doing it, but he does.
Russ: Up next, a match that should be a main event anywhere in the country as the Death Knell takes on the head of the Darling family, Alexander Darling.
Razz: Alex has been on a bit of a losing streak lately. Some of his detractors insist that he's lost his stride, his smile, that it may be time for him to step back and re-evaluate his career.
Russ: Well, everyone hits these slumps from time to time, it's a hurdle that some have a harder time getting over than others.
Razz: Others would say much the same about Ghosthead. He's been a little off his form during this Blood Moon Rising stuff, but he seems to be coming back around nicely.
Russ: A victory by either of these athletes tonight could be the stepping stone they need. Who will get the win? Let's go to the ring and find out.
Alexander Darling vs. Ghosthead Sevendust’s “My Ruin” plays and Ghosthead appears with his Imperial Onslaught briefcase. He makes his way to the ring as the arena darkens and fills with white fog. He sets his briefcase in the corner, sits atop the turnbuckle waiting for his opponent.
The arena darkens again as “There Can Be Only One” reverberates through the arena and
Trapt’s “Headstrong” starts to play. The roof blows off the building as Alexander Darling steps out from the back. Alex takes a second to absorb the applause of the crowd before sprinting down the aisle and sliding under the bottom rope. Darling stares at the Death Knell as Ghosthead breaks into an eerie grin, the slightly blackened teeth contrasting with his white face paint. Ghosthead points back to his briefcase and keeps saying, “You can't save her Alex. You can't save yourself.”
The normally composed Darling loses his cool and charges the Death Knell and gets a good head of steam going with strikes and chops before muscling the big man into the corner and climbing the buckle to rain down blows on his head, then pulls Ghosthead to the top rope...Superplex! But Darling doesn't go for the pin, continuing to rain blows onto Ghosthead. The referee insists Alex break and he finally does, but goes for the legs...MONEY CLIP! But Alex was too close to the ropes and the referee calls for the break. Ghosthead rolls out of the ring and looks back up and begins taunting Alex again, rolling in and back out to just break the count. Finally Alex decides to join Ghost on the outside with a Suicide Dive that takes them both out! Ghosthead is up first and grabs Alex by the hair and introduces him face first to the ring post. The blood begins to gush from Alex's nose and there may be another break. Ghost rolls into the ring to break the count but after a moment rolls out again to send Alex into another ring post. Ghosthead rolls Alex onto the Belgian announce table, then rolls back into the ring to once again break the count. Ghosthead climbs to the top rope...SPECTRE'S FALL onto the table, driving both himself and Darling through the table! The crowd erupts into a “Holy Shit!” chant (because that doesn't translate well) that turns to boos when Ghosthead emerges first from the pile and rolls again into the ring to keep from being counted out.
Ghosthead ross back out of the ring and rolls Alex back into the ring before climbing in himself. He picks up Alex and on instinct Alex grabs a small package!
1,
2,
NO! Ghosthead kicks out. Alex is slow to get up and Ghosthead just lets him get to his knees... then Ghosthead leaps...PHANTASMAGORIA! Alex refuses to submit and fights for all he is worth, but eventually he fades, and after an exceptionally long time Alex goes limp in the ring and the referee calls for the bell.
WINNER by Knockout in 18:45 – Ghosthead!...but Ghosthead doesn't immediately release the hold and it takes a threat of disqualification for the Death Knell to release the deadly grip. As the referee gets down to check on Alex, Ghosthead goes to ringside and grabs the microphone from the timekeeper.
GH: I told you, Alex. You can't save yourself. How will you ever save her? She too will feel it. And again you too will know... just like everyone else... wrath... fury... ruin.
Ghosthead rolls out of the ring as Alexis Darling runs down to check on her brother, who begins to stir in the middle of the ring. Alexis and the official help Alex out of the ring and to the back.
Russ: And Ghosthead gets the win over Alexander Darling.
Razz: No doubt about it, all the conflict surrounding Alexander Darling, Ghosthead, Moosehead Jack, Power and Glory, it all appears to be getting into his head. He just isn't himself.
In any event, up next a triple threat match to determine the number one contender for the Onslaught title.
Razz: All three competitors are solid wrestlers, Russ, but I have to give the nod to Mai Muyo for the upset here. She's been performing at an outstanding level.
#1 Contender Onslaught TitleThe Kai vs. Mai Muyo vs. Chad Madison
"Gal A Bubble" by Konshens brings out the most electrifying Hawaiian in Sports Entertainment today, the Lava Bull, the Kai! He preens and plays to the crowd at the top of the ramp and struts his way down to the ring, climbs in and mounts the turnbuckle to the cheers of the crowd.
Hero by Skillet brings Mai Muyo to the ring wearing a My Little Pony “Team Rainbow Dash” jacket.
Big & Rich's
"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" bring Cowboy Chad to the ring, shaking hands, kissing babies, and flirting and getting phone numbers.
All three meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands as the referee calls for the bell. Mai jumps first making a move on the Kai trying to lock up. The Kai backs her into the ropes and breaks clean. Unfortunately he turns into a dropkick from Chad Madison, who then locks up with Mai. Chad backs Mai into the ropes and throws Mai into the ropes but in the process turns into a chop from The Kai. Mai hits the ropes and the Kai hits her with a PIPELINE! The Kai goes to cover but Chad pulls him off and goes for the pin himself. The Kai pulls Chad off, and the two begin a chop war that ends with Chad hitting the ropes and pulling out a dropkick that bounces the Kai off the ropes and Chad sinks in one of those deep arm drags. Mai tries to follow up but Chad catches her with a deep arm drag. Here comes the Kai, lather, rinse, repeat. Chad catches Mai with a Pele Kick and hits the triple dropkick on The Kai before following up with another Pele Kick. Chad picks up Mai for a body slam then hits the top rope for a twising Spiral Splash, then dropkicks The Kai once more for good measure, hoks the leg on Mai and gets the pin.
Winner in 14:45 – “Cowboy” Chad MadisonMadison helps up Mai and The Kai and holds their hands up in a show of good sportsmanship. The Kai whispers something into Mai's ear and she blushes, then slaps the Kai. The three leave the ring and head up the ramp.
Russ: So Chad Madison gets the win and becomes the number one contender for the Onslaught Title.
Razz: Oh, Moose will have fun with the cowboy.
Russ: You have to remind me that Moosehead Jack still holds that Onslaught title? Well speaking of which, p next, the quarterfinals of the OOWF Invitational, and what has to be considered one of the outstanding matchups is first, with a revitalized Alexis Darling taking on the sadistic leader of the Saints of Sinners, Moosehead Jack
Razz: Moose has so far had the roughest battle through this tournament, drawing both Stank and Ghosthead in the first two rounds, now Alexis Darling.
Russ: The random draw plays funny tricks sometimes.
Razz: Oh come on, Russ.
Russ: Alexis Darling and Moosehead Jack, let's get to the ring.
OOWF Invitational Quarterfinals
Moosehead Jack vs Alexis Darling*OOWF Invitational Elite 8*
Alexis Darling vs. Moosehead JackTime for another match in our Invitational and this one probably won’t be pretty as two of the OOWF’s most heated enemies step into opposite side of the ring. Alexis Darling is out first to massive cheers from the audience here in Belgium but she ignores them as she rushes down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She slithers around to turn and face the entrance as she stares down the aisle. Moosehead Jack’s music hits and he steps out and the current longest running feud in the OOWF enters another chapter into their story as the glares are palpable. Moose saunters down the aisle ignoring the boors and he gets to the edge of the ring and stares at Alexis. He snarls and looks like he’s about to head around to the steps but he lashes out with a punch that Lexie sees coming early enough that she grabs the arm and in one fluid motion pulls Jack into the apron while spinning around to her butt and lashing out with a roundhouse kick that lands flush against Moose’s temple. The ref knows this one may not get a clearer opportunity and he calls for the bell to start the match.
Moose is staggered on the outside as Lexie grabs the top ropes and starts to springboard over the top rope, but Moose sees that and steps out of the way. And Lexie sees that and stops herself on the apron, but Moose predicts that move and goes to sweep Lexie’s leg but the quickness is one of Lexie’s big edges in this match and she jumps over the arm of MHJ. Moose stumbles off balance and Lexie nails him with a nasty back kick. She senses a chance and gets a running start as she goes for a running hurricanrana off the apron but Moose isn’t that weakened and catches her in mid-air…POWERBOMB into the ringsteps and Lexie’s head bounces off the steel. Darling is dazed as Moose shakes the cobwebs from those first few blows and he does a quick roll-in and roll-out of the ring to stop the non existent count. Moose looks at the ref with a bit of surprise to realize that they’re going relaxed rules on this one and he gets a dark look in his eye. He sizes Lexie up and gets a running start as he tries to plant Lexie’s head between his knee and the steep steps but Lexie sees it at the last second and rolls under the ring as Moose’s knee crashes into the steel. He growls in pain and that only gets worse as a Kendo stick is swung from under the ring and nails Moose flush on the back of the knee.
The ref sees that and looks to the floor as Alexis rolls back out from under the ring with her hands free and she just shrugs and what you don’t see, you can’t disqualify. Lexie senses a chance to take away one of Moose’s legs and she lifts him up by the knee…SHINBREAKER to the steel steps. The Darling/Quinn battle continues around the ringside area and into the audience over the next few minutes as the two toss everything they can find at one another as chairs and bells and ringside barricades are used to try and kill one another. It’s only about 5 minutes since the opening bell has rung and both are bloody messes. Lexie cut open when Moose moved out of the way of a running YAKUZA kick and grabbed Lexie from behind and smashed her into the ringpost from behind. Moose from Alexis lifting the bigger man up and hitting an IMPALER DDT on top of a ringside barricade.
Moose is seeing stars as he finally gets rolled into the ring as Lexie climbs the ropes. She wipes the blood out of her eyes and gets a little FROGGY but Moose gets his knees up and Lexie bounces away as that could have done serious damage to the ribs. The two hated enemies throw everything in their arsenal at one another over the next few minutes. Lexie is trying to end this one as she attempts to get MHJ up for the BITCH KILLER but Moose is having none of that and slides out of the attempt and he nails Alexis with a brutal roaring elbow that damn near knocks Darling’s head off. Moose knowing the longer this goes, the more chance something can go wrong quickly lifts Alexis up into torture rack position…GO 2 SLEEP FOREVER and Lexie takes that full force but Moose doesn’t let go and he lifts Lexie up…PACKAGE PILEDRIVER spikes Alexis on her head. He makes the cover…
1…
2…
3!!!
Your winner in 11:42 and advancing in the OOWF Invitational, Moosehead Jack.
It takes a moment to get Jack off Lexie but he finally does roll off and wipes the blood off his face when his music abruptly cuts off our General Manager’s music begins to play. Selena steps out to a mixed reaction but mostly cheers.
GM Selena: You don’t look so good Moose. And I know you’re going to blame this on me but it was a board decision. They really don’t like you. Not that I know why. *rolls eyes* But anyway, they can’t do anything about your continued advancement in the tournament which I agree with. But they did make a point that you hold an Onslaught Championship that hasn’t been defended in a few weeks.The mics pick up Moose saying he has 30 days.
*nodding* Yes you have 30 days, but that’s never been preferable with the Onslaught Title. We, in the OOWF like that to be defended more often and earlier tonight we had a #1 contender’s match for a chance to be Onslaught Champion. I’ve talked it over with the person who won that match and well, they’re okay with having that match RIGHT NOW.Moose is staring daggers at the entrance way which is a pretty big mistake considering who is still in the ring…Alexis Darling with a chop block from behind and before he can fight back she has his legs locked and wraps him in the DARLING CLUTCH and really wrenches back and Moose’s knees have already taken a lot of punishment.
GM Selena: I think that’s enough Alexis. Besides Moose has a title to defend right now.The Eagles “Desperado” begins to play and Chad Madison steps out from the back.
Onslaught Title Match[/u]
Moosehead Jack (c) vs. Chad Madison[/i]
Due to technical difficulties, the match was blacked out on all cable systems. Chad Madison wins the Onslaught Championship via pinfall.
Your winner and
NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion, Chad Madison!!!
Russ: Up next, a couple of young guns face off here, as Danny Taylor takes on Jeremy Punswick.
Razz: Puns proved himself so far in the tournament with wins over Alexander Darling and Chad Madison. Meanwhile DDT has flown through Ricky Soaring Eagle and D&D Stablemate DK Murphy. This one could be off the chain.
Russ: Jeremy Punswick and Danny Taylor, let's get to the ring.
Danny Taylor vs Jeremy PunswickThis is certainly going to be a battle between men from completely different backgrounds. Danny Taylor, the #1 face in the company and all-around nice guy, going up against the newest member of the OOWF, Jeremy Punswick, a man who, with regards to shitty childhoods, could give the Quinns a run for their money.
Danny goes to shake Jeremy’s hand, but is instead met with a hard right hand that rocks Taylor. Punswick is showing that he’s got something to prove as he goes all out against Danny. He backs Danny into the corner, and clinches him into a Muay Thai clutch, hammering Taylor with rapid-fire knees to the skull until the ref forces him to break the hold. Danny is not off to a good start, and is looking worse for the wear, but the big man is no stranger to dealing with men such as this, and is not backing down from the crazed Punswick.
Punswick rushes in again and starts wailing away at Danny, but Danny stands his ground, and starts returning some offense until Taylor gets the upper hand. Danny throws Punswick against the ropes and hits a thunderous clothesline that takes Punswick off his feet. Punswick rushes back, and is met with an elbow. Danny now goes after him with a running clothesline, but Punswick ducks, and catches Taylor on the rebound with a Harley race-esque Jumping High Knee. Punswck keep on the offensive once again, hitting a series of Germans followed by a release Dragon Suplex. Punswick goes for the cover, but somehow, Danny kicks out. Punswick signals for the end, and goes to lift the big man for the Extinction Level Event.
Danny isn’t as tired as he would appear to be, though, and counters by dropping Punswick with a Drop Toehold, and immediately locks in a Fujiwara Armbar. Punswick and screaming in pain, and ins frantically trying to get to the ropes. Taylor has the hold in for nearly a minute, but Punswick is able to get himself to the ropes. Taylor is out of it, the Fujiwara being a last-ditch effort move, but Punswick isn’t in much better shape now. Punswick gets to his feet first, and hits a Running Yakuza Kick that rocks Taylor. Punswick once again goes for the Extinction Level Event, but when he gets Taylor up, his shoulder gives out. As he grabs his shoulder in pain, Taylor takes advantage of the situation, and hits the DYNAMITE DROP. Danny goes for the cover, and just narrowly gets the win.
Winner, in 26:52, “Dynamite” Danny Taylor
Russ: The defacto leader of Drink and Destroy is still in the tournament and advances to the Semifinals.
Razz: Jeremy Punsworth is a rugged competitor, but his luck just ran out tonight.
Russ: Up next, another newcomer that's just Amazing takes on a former World Heavyweight Champion.
Razz: Amazing Jos has proven himself to be just a beast. How he keeps just tearing it up is outstanding. But this week he's got a former World Heavyweight Champion that can just tear it up.
Russ: Amazing Jos and Chris Evans. Let's get to the ring.
Chris Evans vs Amazing JosAmazing hits signaling the arrival of the Amazing Jos. The crowd has a mixed reaction, as they are still not one hundred percent sure how to take this cocky young talent. The Trooper hits, and the crowd goes to total boos, as they aren't behind Chris Evans at all. He doesn't seem to even care, only stopping when he sees a Chris Evans rules sign. He takes it from the fan, and then rips it in half and laughs at the guy before getting in the ring. Evans and Jos meet in the center and talk quite a bit of smack, fortunately for the censors, the mics don't pick up any
of it. The ref calls for the bell, and we are underway.
They lock up and Evans takes Jos to the mat with an arm drag, Jos quickly works to his feet and reverses it wringing Evans arm. Evans gets to the ropes and forces the break, then turns to lock up with Jos again, but catches him with a kick to the side of the knee, then sends him sprawling with a spinning boot to the mouth. Evans covers, but Jos kicks out easily at two.
Jos grabs Evans and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a hurricanrana, hooks his legs but he kicks out at two. Both of them are quickly back to their feet. Evans runs to the ropes and Jos drops to the mat, Evans steps over him and bounds off the ropes again, Jos tries a hip toss, but Evans blocks it and
DECAPITATES him with a clothesline! Evans covers, but Jos kicks out at two. Evans pulls Jos to his feet and hooks him and hits a series of three snap suplexes, then bridges on the last one and tries for the pin, but Jos rolls his shoulder. Evans waits for him to get to his feet and sends him to the corner and follows him in for
a monkey flip, but Jos lands on his feet and runs to the ropes. Evans tries a clothesline, but Jos ducks it and puts on the breaks and hits a PELE KICK on Evans!
Evans slides out of the ring grabbing the back of his head. Jos watches him from inside the ring for a moment, and seems to hesitate, then slides out of the ring and rolls him back into the ring and covers again, but Evans kicks out at two. Jos hooks and hits a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER! He covers again, but once again Evans kicks out at two. Jos sends Evans into the corner and as he staggers forward he elevates him with a big back body drop, then climbs the ropes and waits for Evans to get to his feet. As he does, he leaps at him for another hurracarana, but Evans holds on and SLAMS Jos to the mat with a powerbomb folding him in half for a two count. Jos kicks out, but Evans keeps hold of his leg and flips him over into an STF. Jos grimaces in pain, but manages to grab the bottom rope and force the break.
Evans heads after Jos, who sidesteps and puts a forearm shot to Evans dome, then sends him to the ropes. Evans reverses it and catches Jos on the rebound with a belly to belly suplex, driving him to the mat and covering him. The referee hits the mat, one, two…..Jos gets his foot on the bottom rope, but before the referee can see it and stop the count, Evans knocks it off…….THREE!
WINNER in 16:11 via pinfall – Chris Evans
Russ: And the undefeated streak of the Amazing One comes to an end at the hands of Lionheart.
Razz: Jos has nothing to be ashamed of, as Evans is a wily veteran at this point who knows what corners he can cut.
Russ: Up next, one of the OOWF's most decorated veterans against a man who pledges to take that world title.
Razz: LD Williams is one of the biggest conundrums in the OOWF. He's quiet, he's loud, he's funny, he's serious, he's got a duck. He's a jack of all trades, but a master of most. Meanwhile, Folz is totally focused on winning the title. This one could be off the chain.
Russ: Matt Folz against LD Williams, let's go to the ring.
Matt Folz vs LD Williams Battle without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei starts up and Matt Folz starts down the ramp to a huge chorus of boos. Folz stops by the timekeepers table and grabs a microphone.
MF: Before I grace all of you idiot fans with a glimpse of my greatness, I'd like to take a moment and dedicate this match to our World Champion. Lisa, you and I both know that there's not a thing I can't do better than you. I'm going to win this Invitational, I am going to get a title shot whenever I choose, and you will finally have to stop ducking me. Your title reign is on borrowed time Lisa, make sure you enjoy that belt while you still have it.
Out to
Jekyll and Hyde comes LD Williams. Williams stands at ringside, shrugs his shoulders, and climbs into the ring.
The ref calls for the bell and we are underway. Both men circle slowly, neither willing to underestimate the other.
Finally they lockup in the center of the ring and jockey for position. Neither man seems able to get an advantage, so they break apart. LD being the wily veteran takes advantage by landing a quick kick to the gut. He sends Folz to the ropes and drops down for a back body drop. Folz surprises both LD and himself by rolling over LDs back lucha style. Both men look at each other slightly confused, shrug and start throwing hay-makers. This lasts for a few moments before LD is able to get the upper hand. LD pulls Folz into a side headlock and cranks in on it. Folz pushes back and sends LD off the ropes. Folz and LD both go for shoulder blocks and bounce off each other. Both men smile and try again, again they bounce off and neither goes down.
It looks like they are attempting it for a third time, when Folz suddenly drops and takes Williams down with a drop toe hold. Folz floats over, but LD is prepared and rolls him over grabbing his arm. Folz pulls it free and snatches one of LDs legs. LD rolls through this pulling Folz back down to the mat. What follows is two solid minutes of hold and counter hold wrestling with neither man able to get an advantage. Finally Folz is able to slide LD into a backslide pin, but only gets one. As LD is on his feet, he grabs ahold of Folz and surprises him with a forceful powerbomb.
Folz is stunned, and LD goes for a pin, but Folz shakes out the cobwebs at two. LD pulls Folz up and lifts him up for a vertical suplex. Folz slides out of it, and as LD turns around, Folz nails him with a clothesline that sends him out of the ring. Folz follows after him, but Williams is a tough man and has already recovered. Williams and Folz exchange blows outside of the ring, and take turns slamming each other into various barricades, tables, and ring steps. As this rages on, the ref starts the Ten count. He makes it to nine, when both Williams and Folz slide back into the ring breaking up the double count out. Williams charges at Folz, but Matt is ready and snaps off a quick powerslam. Folz sends LD into a corner and follows in. LD cuts him off with a boot and lays in some solid blows. Folz cuts this short by slamming Williams head into the turnbuckle. Folz snaps off a quick German suplex that puts Williams down.
Folz in another act out of character, heads to the top rope. Whatever his plans where, they are cut short by LD who has recovered and follows him up. LD attempts to go for a superplex, and Folz grabs the ropes blocking it. Both men jockey for position, when they lose their balance. Both men slam hard to the mat, with LD's head hitting hard. Folz lands awkward as well, but is able to get his composure together enough to pick up LD for a VOODOO DROP! Folz hooks both legs and gets the pinfall!
Winner in 15:01 via pinfall Matt Folz Folz groggily gets to his feet and rolls out of the ring. On his way out he stops at the timekeepers table and grabs the mike.
MF: Two more. Two more, Lisa. Then you can't duck me anymore. You have to face me. Count the days, Lisa. I'm coming for MY Belt!
Russ: And so the final four is set for the Invitational, Danny Taylor, Matt Folz, Chris Evans, and that snake in the grass who...
Razz: Easy Russ, Moosehead Jack. He's made it this far, I think he's the odds on favorite to win.
Russ: I don't think you can count out any of these competitors, Razz. Particularly Danny Taylor.
Razz: Here we go, why don't we just get to the Tag Team Title match...oh, wait....
Russ: Yes, the Tag Team Title match that features two members of the Saints of Sinners, Power and Glory, the World Tag Team Champions.
Razz: OOWF World Tag Team ChampionshipPower & Glory © vs. Stan Fulton & Ecosystem
”I know who you are, the leader of lost souls” brings out Stan Fulton and Ecosystem along with Stan's Attache, Martha Rodriguez, to the cheers of the crowd. The trio enters the ring as Stan makes the sign of the cross to all four corners and Eco bows to all four sides of the ring.
Fortress of Seduction hits and the Tag Team Champions Fire and Glory arrive to a chorus of boos. They are accompanied by their personal assistant Sunny, dressed in what appears to be a pink martial arts uniform, and Moosehead Jack. The ladies raise their hands and wave to the crowd as if they were being cheered. All four get into the ring and mount the turnbuckles, and absorb the jeers. All seven meet in the center of the ring, and the non-participants are sternly warned not to interfere. Moose just sneers and steps out of the ring, but words are exchanged between Martha and Sunny and the two get face to face before being held back by their bosses. Finally Sunny steps out of the ring. Moose looks at Sunny with a sneer and turns his attention to the ring.
Glory and Eco start, and the two trade some fast paced moves with the two exchanging a number of strikes and Eco throwing a mean dropkick. Glory tries to unleash her kicks but Eco grabs a leg. Glory tries the Enzigui but Eco reverses it into a Corkscrew Leg Whip. Glory pounds the mat and is frustrated. Eco tags Fulton in, and the microphones pick up Fulton saying, “Your father would be so proud.” Glory shows Fulton that she thinks he's number one and tags in her sister. Power and Fulton lock up and get into a pushing match and eventually Fulton's mass overcomes Powers strength and he pushes her back into the ropes. Fulton is able to throw Power into the ropes and while she dodges a Clear Cut, she can't avoid the follow up Back Cut Slam! Fulton covers but Glory breaks up the pin attempt and rolls her to the ropes when Eco comes in. Glory backs out and gets her sister out of the ring. Fulton attempts to follow up but Sunny catches Fulton with a hard shot to the throat that stuns him. Glory gets Power back to the corner and the referee turns and sees the tag and waves her in. Glory follows up with kicks on the downed Fulton. As Fulton pulls himself up to his knees Glory charges in and hits a Shining Wizard. Fulton sinks to the mat like a slowly toppling tree, and Glory blows a kiss in the direction of Ecosystem with word to the effect of that kiss being for his sister. Eco takes offense and starts to come in but the referee puts him back out as Glory and Power drag Fulton into their corner and the double team beatdown occurs. Fulton tries to fight his way out of the corner but each time he does one of the twins taunts Ecosystem and the twins both force Fulton back into the corner with an assortment of legal and illegal maneuvers. Fulton finally gets his shot when Glory tries another Enziguri and this time he grabs the foot and whips her into her sister! Both Power and Glory are down as Fulton rolls across the ring to tag in Ecosystem who comes in all house o'fire and takes out both Power and Glory. Eco hurls Power out of the ring and hits a Lungblower on Glory! As Eco climbs to the top rope Moose climbs up on the apron while Sunny gets on the other side and shakes the ropes, crotching Eco on the turnbuckle! Glory recovers enough to climb the turnbuckle and hook Eco for a Superplex! Glory tags her sister who leaps to the top rope – 450 splash!
But Power doesn't go for the pin. She tags Glory, they stand up Eco – DOUBLE ELIMINATION! Power flies across the ring to take Fulton to the floor and to the feet of Martha Rodriguez as the referee counts
1
2
3!
WINNER in 25:45 and still Tag Team Champions – Power and Glory! Power waves to Sunny as Power slowly stalks Martha. As Martha tries to retreat Sunny catches her from behind, and Power grabs Martha by the hair...gently strokes her cheek, and gets that close to her lips..before laughing and shoving her aside. Power and Sunny join Glory and Moose wioth the Tag Team Championships and they walk up the ramp holding their arms and the belts high to the jeering of the crowd.
Russ: Those damn Jezebels did it again! They stole another win.
Razz: They out-Ecoed Eco. Distraction and deception. Stan and Eco tried to use their father to get inside their heads and it didn't work.
Russ: But it was four on two, Razz!
Razz: Four on three, Russ, and Moose didn't do a thing. Move on!
Russ: Folks, next week Midweek Mayhem comes to you from Vianden, Luxembourg, and we're just eleven days away from
OOWF World Heavyweight ChampionshipFirewoman © vs Justin Sane
Insane In the Brain brings Justin Sane to the ring on board Drunkette. He waves and holds on to the reigns as if Drunkette was a bucking broncho instead of lumbering down the ring slower than the Big Show. Justin stands up on the saddle and tries to vault over the ropes...and doesn't even make it to the apron. Justin finally makes it to the steps and climbs into the ring.
The lights go out as
”War Child” by Blondie begins playing over the speakers. As the lyrics begin to build there’s an explosion of pyro and Firewoman walks out from the sparkles and holds the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship high over her head. Fire bounces from foot to foot for a moment as the crowd’s cheers get louder and louder before sprinting down the ramp and jumping onto the apron.
Fire walks to center ring and hands the referee the belt, who shows the belt to Justin. Justin just stares at it, like he's never seen anything like it. The referee holds the belt high over his head before passing it to the timekeeper. Fire extends her hand to Justin, who cautiously takes it and shakes it. The bell rings and this match is underway.
Fire moves to lock up with Justin but Justin just stands there and asks for five bucks. Fire shakes here head, indicating that she has no pockets. Justin points to the cleavage, and Fire shakes her head but suddenly discovers she has a five euro note in her top! So she hands it to Justin and he sticks it in his pocket, then locks up with Fire. Fire backs Justin into the ropes and goes to throw Justin across the ring but Justin reverses and hits the other ropes to do a criss cross. After what seems like forever Fire finally stops, and Justin just keeps on going. Finally Fire steps in front of Justin and Justin reverses course and jumps over the top rope onto Drunkette....and slips off again. Fire rolls out of the ring and helps Justin back into the ring before climbing in herself.
Fire goes to lock up, but Justin stops her and asks for five dollars. She indicates she has no money, but Justin points at her boot. She lifts the boot and finds a wrinkled, sticky, disgusting five euro note on the bottom of her boot. Fire holds up her foot for Justin to take the bill, and he does, but in the process knocks Fire over. Justin sees an opportunity and stuffs the nasty bill in his pocket and goes for the pin. The referee is able to stop laughing long enough to make a one count before Fire powers out and sends Justin flying across the ring. Justin hits the ropes and bounces back, falling at Fire’s feet as she kips up. Fire picks up Justin, throws him into the ropes and hits a solid dropkick, which sends Justin flailing back into the ropes and as he comes back off the ropes Fire hits another dropkick. Fire picks up the fallen Justin and hits the VOODOO DROP! Fire scales the ropes...
BEST
FIRESAULT
EVAR!
Fire covers Justin and gets the easy three count.
WINNER in 6:45 and still World Heavyweight Champion – FIREWOMAN! The referee hands Firewoman her championship belt and she goes to help up Justin, but the crowd explodes in boos as Power, Glory, Sunny, and Moose come running down to ringside. Power and Glory scale the turnbuckles and rain down Sledgehammer like blows on Firewoman. Power and Glory tie Firewoman up in the ropes, and Glory slowly approaches Fire...grabs her by the hair, and starts to kiss her...
...only to be pulled off by Sunny, who walks up and SLAPS Firewoman. The microphones pick up Sunny telling Fire to stay away from HER woman, that Glory is HERS. And to punctuate the statement Sunny hits Fire with a Spin Kick. Power and Glory take it to Fire while Sunny throws Justin Sane out of the ring. The crowd erupts as Alexis Darling runs down to help but she is cut off by Moose.
As the assault on Firewoman continues in the ring here comes Ghosthead, Imperial Onslaught briefcase in hand. He almost makes it to the ring when running from the back comes Alexander Darling! Alex brawls with Ghosthead keeping him at bay but unable to help his wife in the three on one brawl. Power and Glory finally untie Firewoman from the ropes and stand her up in the ring...DOUBLE ELIMINATION! Finally running down from the back is...Awesome Bill? Bill grabs his partner and together they climb into the ring to face off against Power and Glory. The twins look at one another, and decide to jump into it with Banned from Everywhere. The two teams brawl through the other brawls and toward the back as the cameras focus on a downed Firewoman in the ring, the credits roll and we FADE....
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