Midweek Mayhem (3/27)Live from Schaan, Lichtenstei

[BookerShark]

~~~ Fade into a PHWF show in Bad Ragaz, Liechtenstein. Cowboy Dillon Walker is in the ring with Puck Dupp. Walker hits his signature move, the Black Gold (slingshot powerbomb) and gets the 1..2..3 He gets up to celebrate, but instead of his music, Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy blares out and Chad Madison & Zane Myers appear on the stage, holding microphones. They slowly walk to the ring as they talk. ~~~

Zane: Consequences, Mr. Walker, Consequences. That's what you have to look forward to. Sneak attacks not only on Chad but on Alexis Darling cannot go un punished. And your day of reckoning is near.

Chad: All week on PHWF-TV You've been running your little mouth about taking that Championship and moving up to the big time. And you're right. You get your shot at the Onslaught Championship on Wednesday. What you fail to mention is when, not if, but when, you lose, you will No Longer BE PHWF Champion.

~~~ More Music, and now on the stage, we see .....LJ Bennett ~~~

LJB: Not so fast Mr. Madison. We may allow OOWF Superstars free reign backstage and promo time when needed, but to just walk in and assume you can put yourself in a title....

Zane: Championship

LJB: As I said, TITLE match, you have another think coming. I don't recall signing you to a contract with the PHWF, and therefore are ineligible to compete for any of our TITLES

Female Voice: That's where you're wrong.

~~~ Everyone turns to the entrance to see... BRIDGETTE walking out, paperwork in hand. ~~~

Bridgette: You should really have your people pay attention to details better LJ. I spent some time this week looking into the standard PHWF contract. Now, it's true YOU never signed Chad to one, but in 2011, OVOOWF GM Rick Scaia did. That contract was valid for as long as Chad was employed by the OOWF. And since the PHWF assumed ALL OVOOWF contracts... Chad can legally compete for the PHWF. Championship.

Now, I refer you to this piece of tape from last week.

~~~ Walker shoves her away and grabs the belt..aaaaaand a Mic ~~~

CDW: I TOLD YOU!!! I TOLD EVERYBODY I would be YOUR NEW CHAMPION!!! And unlike some little punk dime store cowboy in the OOWF, I WON'T DUCK ANYBODY!!!

That last statement has be deemed as a verbal open contract by the PHWF Board (waves the paperwork in LJ's face) And since Chad spoke up last week and issued a challenge, the match this Wednesday, Live! on OOWF MidWeek Mayhem between Chad Madison & Dillon Walker will be for BOTH The OOWF Onslaught Championship and the PHWF Cha.. Title.

~~~ She hands LJ the contract and the mic as Chad & Dillon get up in each other's face. Zane and security keep them apart, at least until after we fade... ~~~

[BookerShark]

*The Saints of Sinners walk into Jeremy Punswick's locker room moments after he's finished his latest promo.*

Stank - Actually, I've got some words for you.

*Puns rises to his feet as Stank walks in close. Puns stares up at the big man without blinking. Moose glances over at LD who nods his head and glares at Jeremey Punswick.*

MHJ - Stank, don't-

Stank - Shut up Moose. Ain't nobody going to get hurt here unless they want to. Listen Jeremy, You hate Jos. We get that. You don't like the other newbie Carter either. We get that. You all come from some other fed called LCWB, or some shit. We get that. But clearly you haven't been paying attention because THIS is the OOWF and us right here, amongst the baddest motherfuckers in THIS fed... we are the elite. LD and I currently are the OOWF Tag Team champions where tag team championships mean something, and when it comes to being a champion...we're the best ever. Anyone who thinks different can come try us and find out for themselves. We got to be who we are, not only by slaughtering our opponents in that ring out there, but by winning.

*Stank leans in closer staring down into Puns eyes.*

Stank - Which brings me to my point. You want to beat the ever loving shit out of "Amazing" Jos that's fine by us. You do that... but the moment you put your hard-on for whooping Jos's ass over us winning the match... the moment you allow yourself to become distracted by the Chris Carter sideshow and cost us a win... is the moment that this "shitty RPG game" becomes a reality for you. I don't care how broken your past is. I don't care how tough you think you are, you do not want to fuck with the Saints of Sinners.

LDW - However if you're looking for the fastest way to shorten your career, then go ahead and make an enemy out of us.

MHJ - Son, we just as soon you didn't. We would be much better as allies. From what little we know of you, we could mesh well. Trust me.

Stank - You can have Jos... don't give a damn about him. But if you have Eco, or Stan beat and it comes down to a choice between the 1,2,3 or kicking Jos's ass...? Make the right the decision.

LDW - We've seen plenty just like you come and go. The ones that are not here, ran up against one of us at some point. They made the wrong decision. It's up to you, Jeremy to make the right one.

Stank - Good talkin to you.

*Stank smacks Puns on the side of his shoulder, turns, and walks out of his locker room followed by LD and Moose.*

MHJ - You didn't have to be so hard on him.

Stank - Since when Moose do you care about how hard I'm being on someone.

MHJ - I like the kid.

Stank - He ain't in a match with you.

LDW - You may not care as much about winning matches as we do, but Stank and I want to win. We're tired of the bullshit lack of respect.

Stank - And winning forces people to pay attention.

MHJ - I care about winning. I care about making people bleed more. Doesn't change the fact I'm a two time Grand Slam champion. You guys know as well as I do that winning the match is open to interpretation.

Stank - As long as we are the ones doing the damn interpreting.

LDW - Look, we want to beat Stan and Ecosystem. We want to beat them every time. If either Stank and I have to pin Jos in order to get that win, Punswick back there better not have anything to say about it.

Stank - Look I like the kid... But he needs to get his head in the game... otherwise he won't be long for this place.

LDW - So... switching subjects... who are you going to pick to be your new partner against Lisa and Lexie?

*An evil grin forms on Moose's face as the camera fades.*

[BookerShark]

Jeremy Punswick gets up from his seat and throws it against the wall.

Puns: God damn it! Who the fuck do they...

He closes his eyes and breathes in and out slowly. He turns to the camera.

Puns: Damn it. They're right. I need to do the right thing. I need to stop fucking around with Carter, and I have to stop obsessing with Jos. I need to win matches. This isn't Lbcw, and nobody here gives a fuck about Lbcw. I need to focus on Oowf when I'm here.

Stank, LD, you gys were right. My head hasn't been in the game. After your little "pep talk," if you wanna call it thay, my head is in the game. Beating the shit out of Jos is my ultimate goal, but I can't cost someone else a match by letting my personal animosity get in the way. I'm on board now guys. Let's go win this thing. But Yeah, if we a chance to cripple Jos....let's do it.

[BookerShark]

*Fade In*

We fade in to this view

and as we zoom in we see a figure standing on the edge. We circle behind and see the Darling sigil with the wolves, unicorn, and eagle on a hoodie. The figure stands there on crutches look out into the ocean.

Alexander: Fire's right. I feel safe when I'm standing almost on top of the world and looking out. It may be dangerous, but it gives me a certain sense of security to know that I can stand higher and yet know just how large the world is out there.

See, a month ago I thought it was my time to become immortal. To stand in a ring higher than anyone's ever stood before and be victorious. To become a legend. I thought it, I felt it with every fiber of my being that it was my time to take that step. To reverse my fortune and return to what I truly believe I am capable of. But it wasn't. And I fell. And I thought I could continue on as if nothing had changed. As if I was still the same. And I broke. Not mentally or spiritually because I know what those feel like, but for the first time truly...I broke physically. My knee, my ankle, my neck...all of them hurt like they've never hurt before.
So, here I came to recover; to recuperate and to become stronger.

The where of it doesn't matter, but the why...that's what matters. So I will be back. Maybe not this week, maybe not next week, maybe not even next month but Alexander Darling will be back. And whether that's Alexander Darling - singles champion or Alexander Darling - tag team champion, the common factor is I will be a champion once again. And this isn't a threat or a warning or even a promise but it is a vow.

It doesn't matter if it's the fresh blood of Jos, Punswick or Carter, my friends in Drink & Destroy, the remnants of the New Guard, Salvation, or the pieces of shit in Saints of Sinners...I will be back, I will be better than ever, and I will still be Alexander Darling, I will be the best ever, and well, you just won't be.

*Fade*

[BookerShark]

*DK Murphy checks on OOWF-TV on his phone, and sees Tommy Wilder's promo*

DKM: A bigger country? I like the way this guy thinks!

*DKM looks up, and we see Danny and The Kai are with him, walking into a gym*

TK: The Kai likes the idea of hitting the gym and laying the smack down, but who in the blue hell is that?

*El Jobbero 3 is doing pull-ups, slowly. After several more reps, she drops down from the bar*

TK: The Kai is somewhat impressed. Not many wahine can do a pull-up, much less 10. Mind if The Kai has a turn?

*El Jobbero shakes her head. The Kai walks up to the pull-up bar and does 20, then drops down and does an "after-you" gesture to Danny, who does 20 himself, bows politely towards El Jobbero, and waves DK towards the bar. DK scratches his head somewhat thoughtfully, then shakes his head and does 20 himself.*

TK: The Kai thinks that if you practice, you could do 20 someday.

*El Jobbero slowly removes a large belt, and drops it with a heavy thud on the floor of the gym, and does 20 pull-ups, drops to the floor, and extends a fist. The members of Drink & Destroy look at each other and then each extend a fist-bump to El Jobbero, who then leaves. Danny picks up the belt, checking the weight, and raises his eyebrows. The Kai then raises 1 eyebrow. Dk Murphy shrugs his shoulders and starts another set of pull-ups.*

[BookerShark]

We come up in the Destroyatorium, and it's pretty empty, Ashley is cleaning up at the bar when Spencer walks over and sets a laptop down on it. Ashley stops wiping down and walks over to join her.

Ashley: What's up Spencer?

Spencer: They just posted a new OOWF.com exclusive, and I thought you might want to watch it.

Ashley smiles and gives Spencer a peck on the cheek.

Ashley: Aww that's sweet babe.

Spencer raises and eyebrow.

Spencer: You have been hanging out with Vic too much.

Both girls chuckle, and Spencer presses play on the laptop, and the camera zooms in to focus on the video playing. On the screen we see a short fella wearing a black t-shirt with a skull on it and a cubs hat.

Short fella: Hello OOWF fans! I'm Nathan Corbit hear with an OOWF.com exclusive interview segment. We are calling it Five from the fans, were we ask questions sent by you the fans to some of the top stars of the OOWF. This week we are joined by Awesome Bill from Dawsonville, Ellie May from Ellajay, and Justin Sane, collectively known as Banned From Everywhere

ABFD: Hot damn I love when they do that.

Nate: Okay guys, our first question is from a John R. from North Carolina who asks...Who is your favorite heel of all time? Ellie, do you want to start off?

EMFE: Sure. (she pauses to think) I would have to say Sensational Sherri. She really blazed the way for so many female heels to follow.

Nate: Good answer, and the boys?

ABFD: Jeff Gordon

Justin: Ricky Steamboat

Nate: (looking confused) But...Jeff Gordon isn't a wrestler, let alone a heel....

ABFD: Says you.

Nate: And Ricky Steamboat was never a heel.

Justin: Sure he was, he brought the lizard to the ring. Only heels bring animals to the ring.

Both Bill and Justin nod in agreement at this.

Nate: But...you guys bring Donkey's to the ring with you.

At this both Bill and Justin look shocked at this sudden revelation.

ABFD: Well damn son, I guess we have to be heels now.

Justin: I don't want to be a heel. I don't even own any spiked masks or facepaint.

Ellie: Calm down guys, you don't have to be heels, remember the Bulldogs, they had Matilda, and were still faces.

The boys think about this and then let out a sigh.

ABFD: That was a close one ol boy.

Nate: Anyways, moving on our next question is from a Leesa K from Ohio.. she asks "What is your favorite match not involving you guys?"

ABFD: Haystacks Calhoun vs Jimmy Wang Yang.

Justin: Lou thesz vs AJ Styles.

Nate just looks stunned, and Ellie may drops her head and shakes it.

Nate: Those guys never wrestled. Hell they weren't even alive at the same time.

Justin: Sure they where, me and Bill just saw them do it on the TV last week.

Ellie: For the last time Justin, that was a video game you were watching, and those were just created characters. Just go to the next question.

Nate: OK....this one is from an Irish H. in Texas. He asks "Why did you pick this job over any other?"

Ellie: Well, I wanted to be a newscaster, but once I got pulled into all this crazy, I just couldn't get away. Truth be told, I love working with these guys, they may be a little.....diferrent...but they sure our fun.

ABFD: I was going to be a brewmaster, but that old FDA kept telling me that PCPL was against the Geneva conventions and could be considered a crime against humanity, so I figured what the heck, might as well Rassle.

Justin: I have a degree in Rocket Science and used to work for Nasa.

Everyone pauses and stares at Justin in shock.

Nate: I'm not even going to follow up on that..so moving on. Brian V. from NC asks What is a ring rat?

Ellie frowns, and Justin just looks confused.

ABFD: Don't worry, I got this one. The Ring Rat is a legendary cryptid rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas. It is associated more recently with sightings of an allegedly unknown animal in Puerto Rico , Mexico, and the United States, especially in the latter's Latin American communities. The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats.

Ellie: Bill, that's the Chubacabra.

Jusitn: Ohhh! Then it must be an ape-like creature that some people believe inhabits forests, mainly in the Pacific Northwest region of North America. Ring Rats are usually described as a large, hairy, bipedal humanoid.

Ellie: That's Big Foot Justin. Just go to the last question.

Nate: Okay our last question is "Why do you guys suck so much?" from one Chris E. from long island....I'm sorry guys it looks like OOWF's own Chris Evans managed to sneak one in. I apologize for that.

ABFD: Hell boy, no need to apologize what for that Evans fella, he's just irritated that he's gonna lose that what for elimbernation chamber match at the PPV.

Justin: We have an Evans on the roster?

Ellie: Chris Evans?

Justin: Doesn't sound familiar.

Ellie: The new guard?

Justin: Not ringing a bell.

Ellie: (let's out a sigh) Captain Excellent.

Justin: Ohhh that guy....yeah, he's not very nice.

Nate: Okay, well thanks for joining us for for Five from the fans, and good luck in your match at Mayhem. Hope we will see you guys here at OOWF.com again.

Ellie: I doubt it.

Nate: Why not.

ABFD: We just got banned from the Internet.

Nate: You are banned from the Internet.

Justin: We are Banned From Everywhere

ABFD: Hot damn I love when he does that.

The camera pulls back and we see Ashley and Spencer chuckling.

Spencer: You have to love those guys.

FADE

[BookerShark]

Firewoman, Lexie, Chad, Kai, Quorras, and Lucky are all in the Darling Suites watching RAW.

CM: Your ex is getting screwed.

FW: I know....The match should totally be him and Ziggler. I told him he should--

LD: Wait....you talked to him?

FW: *eating a hand full of chex mix* Yeah, he called the other day...see how I was doing....

LD: That seems.....odd

Firewoman shrugs. They continue to watch, commenting and laughing. They get to the recap of the Lesner/HHH contract signing from last week, where Heyman says the winner gets Stephanie McMahon for the night.

CM: We should TOTALLY do that.

LD: Do what?

tK: The Kai does not want to spend the night with Stephanie McMahon.

CM: No, no no....whatcha say, Fire?

FW: I don't want to spend the night with Stephanie either.

CM: No! Someone can challenge Alex, and you'd be the prize.

L: That's about a million kinds of inappropriate.

LD: That's a horrible idea.

tK: Wait...let's think about this....

FW: KAI!!

tK: What?

FW: Why me? Why not Lexie?

tK: No one wants Lexie?

LD: HEY!

tK: The Kai kids. The Kai would be interested in a 'rematch' actually...

LD: Yeah, not going to happen.

CM: It'd have to be you because...no offense, Lexie--

LD: Oh trust me, being left out of this is NOT offensive.

CM: Well, Lexie doesn't have anyone to challenge.

LD: Thanks for pointing THAT out.

Q: What about Vi--

LD: SHHHHHH~!

CM: It's settled then. Someone needs to challenge Alex when he comes back.

FW: Who would seriously do that.

CM: Well....I would.

tK: I would.

FW: ......

CM: We could play Scrabble again.

FW: No one believes that, you know.

tK: The Kai knows what a prize that is.

LD: Hell, maybe I'd challenge Alex.

FW: ...

CM: ...

tK: ...

LD: ...

FW: ...

CM: We're obviously not serious.

tK: Totally not.

FW: THANK THE GODS.

LD: I was....

FW: Stop. Besides, Alex would have to win.

CM: I dunno.....

FW: No, he'd have to! That might be enough to end the world!

Q: Not this again.

tK: You .... are still believing that?

LD: Believe me, you need a scorecard to keep track of the superstitions around here.

Everyone kind of looks at each other, as Fire goes back to eating chex mix, completely oblivious and completely convinced that she is right about this whole thing.

CM: I might risk it.

FW: Don't you have a date with an SFJ?

CM: Why....*looking at his watch*...Yes I do! See ya later, ma'ams. Sirs.

He leaves. An SFJ meets him outside.

CM: Why the long face?

SFJ: You want a night with Firewoman?

CM: Heck, no. Fire's lonely, and I thought that might be a good way to get Alex back quicker.

SFJ: Aw, you're a good friend.

CM: I am indeed....

Chad holds his elbow out for her to hook her arm around, which she does, and off they go down the hall.

[BookerShark]

CE - Look I don't like you and you don't like me but-

Ghost - Is this really the path you wish to walk?

CE - Excuse me?

Ghost - Let me guess... We don't like each other, but as long as I follow your lead we shall prevail in our match at Mayhem.

CE - That's the gist of it, sure.

*Ghosthead barely conceals his annoyance as he sighs and looks off to the side.*

Ghost - Chris Evans your ability to annoy me has broken my focus and allowed the ninjacams to find me once again. I shall endeavor to prepare a new ritual to stave off their ever vigilant invasiveness and center myself in order to perform on Wednesday up to your lofty standards. In the meantime might I suggest you... in the words of my often crass older brother... go fornicate yourself.

CE - I believe the term is go fuck yourself.

Ghost - So it is.

CE - You know it would be easier if you could just do as I say.

Ghost - Easier for whom?

CE - You don't want to win... fine... but you won't be dragging me down with you.

Ghost - Chris Evans... I am long past hoping to find suitable partners in tag team matches such as the one for which we find ourselves paired. Whether we get along, or not, appears to have no impact on victory, or defeat. That determination is more predicated on the idea that we go into battle on equal footing. There must be a balance and your enormous ego does not allow for such. Therefore, if we are to succeed either a.) My skills and/or training are elevated to a degree which compensates for the unbalance in our "Team," or b.) Your luck pervades... The greater weight of my hope lies in column "A".

CE -

Ghost -

CE -

Ghost -

CE - I can't say I understand a word you just said.

Ghost - Precisely.

Fade

[BookerShark]

Eco: I'm sorry, since when did Ghosthead get to use big words? That's my gimmick!

Stan: Hey, Punswick has been breaking the fourth wall of a different company. That's not just stealing my gimmick, that's meta-stealing my gimmick

Mar 24, 2013 0:34:31 GMT -5 @puns said:

Puns: Now that Billy Corgan isn't telling me who I can and can't focus on, It's open season, bitch.

Eco: Well, I like this Amazing Jos fellow we're teaming with. "You get in my face, I kick your faces, off your face!" That's a good attitude.

Stan: Hey, where are we anyway?

Eco: Oh man, don't make me define the space.

Stan: Why not?

Eco: Watch.

Eco and Stan are sitting in a Taco Bell, enjoying some fine Value Menu meals.

Eco: And three, two, one...

Mai enters, looking dejected.

Eco: See, as soon as you start defining a scene, people are allowed to enter.

Mai: Oh, so you were trying to keep your upset sister out?

Stan: What's wrong?

Mai: Matt Folz doesn't want to be my friend...

Stan: Well, that's not terribly surprising.

Eco goes into touchdown pose.

Mai: What are you doing?

Eco: Say it!

Mai: Say what?

Eco: Say, "I'm sorry Junichiro, you were totally right about Matt Folz being an asshole the whole time."

Mai: No, I...I understand that he wants to win the championship--

Eco: I know, Mai, I know you were wrong, because you're young and naive. But it takes a big girl to admit her mistakes, and I'm proud of you.

Mai: I'm not apologizing.

Eco: I'm going to proceed as though you did.

Stan: Anyway...Mai will do her best with Matt, and then get back on track to becoming a champion. However, we have to focus on our match. As much as I think we should send a message to LD and Stank again, I think it's reasonable for us to focus on Punswick, since he's the rookie and he's all our partner is thinking about anyway.

Mai: Well, I don't know if you should just be considering him a rookie. After all, he *did* beat Alexander Darling. And as Junichiro says, only really great wrestlers can beat Alexander Darling one on one...

Eco: Don't you dare!

Mai: ...like Mai Muyo.

Stan: Mai, you are coming dangerously close to the sin of pride.

Mai: Oh no, I just like tormenting my brother.

Stan: That's probably not behaving in a Christ-like way either...

Eco: You know, Mai, I could take it from you, except that people have been insulting me all week. Even fucking Lexie Darling. "Eco and Tytan are peons compared to what Moose is capable of." EXCUSE me?

Stan: I'm pretty sure that was in the context of how evil you can be.

Eco: And I can be VERY evil! There was a time in my life when I ruined people's lives REGULARLY! I've run corporations that created and propagated whole unfair systems! How many lives has Moose ruined? Maybe five, and then sometimes ruins other people's days? I'm the BEST at evil!

Stan: ...

Mai: ...

Eco: ...

Stan: ...Well, Lenten Confession time for everyone!

[BookerShark]

<Moose walks into a room carrying two cups of coffee and immediately stops when he sees Dr. Sid and GM Selena standing in the front of the room with Lucky, while Fire is sitting in a chair with her arms crossed looking surly as ever. Before Moose can turn and leave, the door slams and several armed guards stand between he and freedom. Moose looks around the room>

MHJ: The hell is this? Lucky told me you wanted me to meet you here for coffee

FW: he told me the same thing

<they both glare at Lucky who shifts somewhat nervously>

GMS: The Board of Directors has decided that, before they will officially sanction your match Sunday, you both have to have a little chat with Dr. Sid do make sure you have……..worked through……some past hostilities. In short……to make sure you two don’t try to murder one another……..again

MHJ: This is bullshit

FW: That’s what I said!

MHJ: No one else has to do this

GMS: No one else has tempers like you two

Dr. Sid: Please if we can just get started, all I want to do is talk

<Moose glares at Dr. Sid, then walks over by Fire, never taking his eyes off of Dr. Sid, hands her her coffee and sits down>

Dr. Sid: Ok……the last time you two faced one another, it was in a brutally violent best of seven series, which, in my professional opinion, was the most violent thing I have ever seen two people put one another through

MHJ: & FW: <both grinning> thanks!

Dr. Sid: Not a compliment. Ok, let’s start with you Fire…..you defeated your brother in the best of seven series and forced him out of the OOWF. He has since returned…….how do you feel about that?

FW: Was there anyone that didn’t think he would come back? He welched on a bet. That’s about right for him

MHJ: THIS AGAIN?

FW: YOU SWORE!

MHJ: And the BOARD……the same people making us do THIS…..hired me BACK. Was I supposed to say NO?

FW: Yes! Yes you were! You LOST!

MHJ: And I LEFT!

FW: But you didn’t STAY gone!

MHJ: Because THEY brought me back! How is this such a problem for you?

FW: Hmph

Dr. Sid: Ok, Moose…..your sister defeated you and forced you to leave the OOWF…….how do you feel about that?

MHJ: I’m back now, so it doesn’t matter

Dr. Sid: But how did you feel then?

MHJ: Look, I only lost because Alex is a little slow……which we already knew

FW: Oh yeah, making fun of my husband is going to help things

Dr. Sid: Let’s leave Alexander and the rest of the Darlings out of this. How did you feel when you lost to Fire

MHJ: What? I don’t know. I felt like I needed to find another job.

Dr. Sid: Do you hold anger toward your sister for forcing you out of the OOWF?

MHJ: What? No. I’m back. It doesn’t matter

Dr. Sid: And Fire, do you hold anger toward your brother for coming back?

FW: He welched on a bet

<Moose just rolls his eyes>

Dr. Sid: There appeared to be circumstances beyond your brother’s control that brought him back to the OOWF……

FW: Oh! So you are taking HIS side?

Dr. Sid: There are no sides here, I am simply saying events unfolded in such a way to bring him back to the OOWF

FW: Hrmph

Dr. Sid: Ok, Moose, when you and your sister were facing one another back in the fall, you brought Patrick up. Was that intentionally to hurt her? And do you have anything to say about that?

MHJ: <looking uncomfortable> I don’t want to talk about Him

Dr. Sid: His name is Patrick

MHJ: Move on Doc

Dr. Sid: You two appeared to make peace with the memory of Patrick shortly after Fire came back……what do you think of that?

MHJ: Patrick is dead. I wanted Fire to remember where she came from. She did, it’s done. Move on.

Dr. Sid: Fire, would you like to say anything about Patrick?

FW: <glaring at Dr. Sid> No

Dr. Sid: Fire…..this is the time to get this out

FW: <turning to Moose> Why did you bring him up? You think I FORGOT about him? Thanks for opening THAT wound. Jerk

MHJ: I wanted to make you BETTER

FW: BY MAKING ME REMEMBER OUR DEAD BROTHER?

MHJ: YES! And all the shit we went through after that!

FW: I was doing just FINE without that!

MHJ: NO! YOU WEREN’T! JERK!

FW: DON’T YOU CALL ME A JERK……ASS

MHJ: Hey, at least I didn’t get us SENT TO OUR LOCKER ROOMS

FW: THAT WAS YOUR FAULT!

MHJ: IT WAS NOT!

FW: YOU THREW PAPER AT ME!

MHJ: AND YOU CROSSED THE LINE!

Dr. Sid: If we could just get back on track here…….

FW: Yeah? Well you are a big cheater

MHJ: ME? YOU are the reason we can’t play cards anymore!

FW: Well YOU cheated at battleship! You kept moving your ships around!

MHJ: I did NOT! And it was only because YOU cheated at WAR

FW: HA! So you admit it! And I did NOT cheat at WAR!

MHJ: Got news for you sis, there are only FOUR aces in a deck

FW: SO?

MHJ: YOU HAD FIVE!

FW: It’s not MY fault you can’t deal

MHJ: THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!

FW: IT DOESN’T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE! You are a jerkface

MHJ: YOU are a jerkface

Dr. Sid: This really isn’t………

FW: YOU are a jerkface PLUS INFINITY!

MHJ: YOU are a jerkface to INFINITY PLUS ONE!

<both jump to their feet now>

FW: AM NOT!

MHJ: ARE TOO!

FW: AM NOT!

MHJ: ARE TOO!

<Moose flicks Fire’s ear>

FW: OW!

<Fire punches Moose on the chest>

MHJ: OW!

<with that the two Quinns pounce on one another and start brawling, they are quickly separated by security and sent out of the room, Fire sticks her tongue out at Moose before she leaves, Moose lunges at her but the security holds him back. Once the room is empty GM Selena turns to Dr. Sid>

GMS: They are no better! The board is never going to approve of this match!

Dr. Sid: On the contrary, they are both much better in regards to one another

GMS: They just reverted to two ten year olds!

Dr. Sid: Exactly. Previously, they would have been hitting one another with chairs and barbed wire bats. For them, this is progress.

GMS: I will never understand that family

Dr. Sid: Nor will I. But reverting back to childhood is actually a positive step toward healing. That is the last time the two of them were on equal footing, they were partners then, them against the world. That bond between them is still there, even though neither will admit it, they showed it today

GMS: You can’t be suggesting they are well enough to wrestle this week

Dr. Sid: From what I have seen…..yes, they are. There are issues there, but they will always be there. The fact that Moose wanted an onslaught rules match instead of some barbed wire monstrosity is a giant step in the right direction. The fact that Fire accepted the match, when she clearly didn’t have to, is also a step in the right direction. I think this will be good for both of them

GMS: Shaking her head…….I’ll tell the board…….

Dr. Sid: All the same…….have an ambulance on stand-by……..just in case

<fade>

[BookerShark]

Eco walks in on Selena and Dr. Sid.

Eco: You know, I might have someone who would be able to do advanced therapy....someone who might be a little less biased toward leniency than old Sid here...

Selena: Eco, I swear to you that if you couple the words "Doctor" and "Mario" in the next sentence, I will fine you so hard that your salary won't be worth one package of Whole Foods mushrooms.

Eco: ...I'll be leaving now.

Selena: That would be for the best.

Eco exits and meets this man.



Eco: Come on, Dr. Mario Hernandez, Chair of the Department of Child and Family Studies at the University of South Florida. We're not welcome here.

Dr. Hernandez: BUT IT'S-A ME, MARIO!

Eco: I know. I know.

FADE

[BookerShark]

*On the phone with a good friend of his, Jos is unpacking in a small yet comfy lil shack.

Jos: I'm already at the hostel. I'm just gonna chill today before the show tomorrow. Long flight from Monterrey to Houston then all the way over to Schaan.

*Mumble Mumble Mumble

Jos: Not sure, been too busy to hit up Eco or Stan. I've sent them a couple texts here and there but we haven't had the chance to train or anything.

*Mumble Mumble Mumble

Jos: I have confidence in them, these guys have been holding it down in OOWF for awhile now. They know more about Saints of Sinners than I do. I'm just gonna have to trust that they got my back and let me take care of the rest.

*Mumble mumble

Jos: You'd like them, bro! They're like the "Lee's" of OOWF! They're like "Handsome" but a little bit "Serious" mixed with a little bit of "Awesome"! But all in all, they look like they have lots of fun. My kind of people!

*Mumble Mumble

Jos: Dude, no need to call the cops. I'm not talking about identity theft or gimmick infringment. I'm just saying, they remind me of you and your brother.

*Mumble

Jos: Their names aren't "Lee", it's Eco and Stan.

*Mumble Mumble

Jos: I don't know if they like to "Tag Team" outside the ring like you and you're brother. Listen! I'm trying to put them over and you keep talking about "Doppelgangers".

*Mumble?

Jos: Anyways, I gotta let you go. I'm gonna see if I can see them tomorrow for a quick run through before the match. Carter and Puns have run their mouths so much, I don't want my team mates to think i'm stuck in the middle with my thumb up my ass.

*Mumble Mumble

Jos: L-O-LZ dude, both of them just keep running their mouths like females, talking shit from far away. Let them get mixed up in their own drama, that way they won't see kharma falcon kick them in the ass!

*Mumble dude

Jos: You sure Tommy Wilder isn't a "Lee"?

*Mumbs*

Jos: Ha, if you say so! Talk to you later "Awesome", tell "Handsome" to pull out, even if he has a condom!

*Hangs up the phone before Dialing again*

Jos: Selena? Hey, it's Joey. I just made it in town tonight. Think maybe you can give me Eco's number? Was thinking me and the boys could get some training in before I beat that pussy up!

*Mumble

Jos: I'm talking about Punswick, not you!

[BookerShark]

The scene opens, as you see what can only be described as a very mountainous area. You see what seems to be a large grand hotel, with Linde on it. The Linde Hotel, the grandest one in all of Schaan, Liechtenstein. A limo pulls up to the front of it, where you see the driver get out, and head to the opposite side, to open the door. Out walks Christian Carter and his assistant, Felicity. Felicity is going over the itinerary for the next few days.

“Remember, we fly out at 5 am in the morning, land in London at approximately 10 am, where we will meet the rest of you party for the important LBCW meeting. We leave here at 3 pm today to head to the arena.”

Carter looks at her, and nods. She heads into the hotel to check in, as he stands looking out at the countryside.

You know, Jeremy Punswick wants to fight me. He wants to show the world that he is superior than any man on this green earth. What he has failed to realize is that he’s pissing a lot of people off, because he’s so focused on me. I don’t know what it is Jeremy, that has made you think that I give a shit about what your intentions are? You want to fight, that’s all you had to say. Simple…easy going. The thing is, why?

Have I really got under your skin, because I told you not to worry about what I do in this company. You so worried about your reputation here in OOWF, that I would go back to the states, and tell people who you really are? Empty threats Jeremy, that’s all they are. Your so worried about me, that your own tag team partners finally got you to realize what is important. And that is why you’ll fail at everything in life.

You don’t see me going around wanting to kick Jose’s ass. I’ve already done that. I’m here to do one thing, and one thing only Jeremy, and that’s be me. I am going to this show tonight, beat the living hell out of Johnny Icepick, and go on to show this company what Christian Carter is really about. And make a statement that Firewoman will see what true competition is all about. I will be a champion in OOWF…it’s as good as gold, you might say…and gold is the key here.

Icepick…the clock is ticking, till your untimely demise at the hands of Christian Carter, for I am the future of the OOWF…and the future is now! It is a New Future for the OOWF....Welcome to The New World…MY WORLD…Welcome To My Existance!



The camera fades to black as Carter turns around and walks into the hotel.

[BookerShark]

In the Darling Luxury Suites, Fire and Alexis are getting ready with Lucky and Quorra assisting them.

LD: So....you're ready.

FW: What? Yes, of course.

LD: Your little therapy session with Moose doesn't have you off your game or anything.

FW: What? Good gods, no, why would it.

Firewoman checks her phone.

LD: What are you looking at?

FW: Weather forecasts. Everything's all fucked up for March all over the world. Alex needs to get back soon or else it'll be too late.

LD: Can you focus please? Lucky, any word on who Moose is choosing as his partner.

L: Not a peep. All my usual sources haven't heard anything.

FW: You have sources?

L: Maybe it'll just be a handicapped match.

Q: It'll probably be LD or Stank. If Poe were in town I'd guess him.

FW: Then no problem. Either of those are tough opponents but they're not insane madmen. Either way, we got this, Lex.

LD: I just want to be sure you're in the right frame of mind, and your sibliing rivalry and childhood trauma is--

FW: All just a thing. No worries, sis.

Firewoman smiles and walks away, followed by Lucky. Alexis looks at Quorras.

FADE

[BookerShark]

~~~ Chad Madison is WALKING!!! backstage with his usual Aquafina when he comes face to face with.... Christian Carter. They exchange a series of tense looks between them ~~~

Christian: (Gesturing at the belt around Chad's waist) I'll be coming for that REAL SOON punk.

Chad: (Pats the title) Well saddle on up and I'll be waiting for ya, ya varmit. You might have been a big deal in some bingo hall somewhere with an X in it's name to make it seem cool, but you haven't rodeoed with the best in the world yet.

Christian: And you've never deal with a force like me. this is MY WORLD now. You are in MY EXISTANCE because I LET you.

Chad: Well, if you're feeling froggy, we can do a little two step whenever you want. Just remember what happens when you Mess With The Bull

~~~ Chad flashes the 'Horns sign and walks away, leaving Carter staring daggers at his back ~~~

[BookerShark]

*fade-in to Chris Evans. He is seen looking at his greatest fan, a reflection of himself*

Evans: Seems like I’ve got myself a bit of a New Guard reunion. I guess I didn’t prove it to you guys enough why I was the breakout star and the superior member of the New Guard when I was the only one who made any sort of name for myself, much like how I would state at my own high school reunion if I had any interest in going, and became the only member who has held the World title since the breakup.

As for Ghosthead believing that I’m just some guy who’s had luck on his side? I believe it was a great man, and another guy who got screwed out of his World Title by an undeserving paper champ, who once said, “Luck is for Losers.” When you’re as good as I am in the ring, you don’t need luck. The only ones who should be lucky are those in this business who should be honored that I allow myself to be associated with them.

And after I’m done putting my former associates in their places, I’ll be going to the Elimination Chamber, show everyone why I’m the best thing going in this place, and getting my World title back. Because I’m the Future Legend, and the future, heh…

*Evans looks back to the mirror, and puts on a pair of sunglasses*

… the future is looking pretty damn good.

*fade to black*

[BookerShark]

Amazing Jos is in a training gym with Stan Fulton and Ecosystem.

Eco: So, we're all about fundamentals here in Salvation. It's not just studying tape, it's building strength. I suggest we start with a push-up competition.

AJ: Seems a little basic. Wanted the opportunity to amaze you guys...but fine.

Eco: Great. You and me, Stan keeps count.

Eco and Jos drop into push-ups...after 10, Jos picks up the pace, and Eco works to catch up...20, 30...suddenly, Stan Fulton SPLASHES ECO!

Eco: OW!

AJ: Um...why did you do that?

Stan: This was a test. The point is to be ready for the unexpected.

Eco: WHY DID YOU SPLASH ME? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SPLASH HIM!

Stan: But he would have expected that! All the veterans coming around, telling the LBCW guys they have to earn their stripes--attacking him during a training session would have been totally expected. Besides, Jos, in a tag team match, you have to be ready to defend your partner as well.

AJ: Yeah, that makes sense.

Suddenly, Mai rushes in, looking to kick Eco in the face--but Amazing Jos catches her leg!

AJ: Did I pass the test?

Mai: What test? I just wanted to kick my brother in the face.

Eco: MAI!

Mai: Kidding!

Stan: Yes, good job, Jos. Now let's get back to real training.

AJ: Real training?

Mai: You think Stan does push-ups?

FADE

[BookerShark]

Wilder is warming up for his match, mixing free running, capoera, and traditional work when Christian Carter walks in - and looks at Wilder with disdain....

TW - Problem, dude?

CC - I just wanted to see what passes for a title contender here. I'm not impressed.

TW - O....kay. Let me ask you a couple questions, 'K?

CC - What?

TW - Who the heck are you, and why should I care?

CC: I'm Chrstian Carter. Longest reigning Champion in....

Wilder Interrupts w/ the classic "Time Out" hand signal

TW: Don't get yourself worked up, man - I watch the promos. "I am the Future, the Future is now, you're on my earth...." Look. You want to make a statement. I get it. So let me give ya a couple of things - First - Leave your bromance with Puns and Jos out of other guys matches - it ain't cool.

CC: Like I care. What is your other "point"?

TW: That whole "My world" bit? Like you got the whole earth under your foot? 'Bout earth?

I rarely touch the stuff.

Play cool dude -

Wilder exits, Carter seethes behind him....

[BookerShark]

<We head outside the arena where Awesome Bill From Dawsonville and Justin Sane are sitting around a bonfire. They both have war paint on, and a headdresses. Justin is dancing around the fire whooping and hollering while Bill sits somewhat solemly>

EMFE: What are you two doing? You have a match in an hour

ABFD: You hear that noise? Thems the anchent spirits a talkulating to us. We figured since wes facin' that ol Snorin Eagle and Tonka Truck we oughta see when these here spirits is a tellin us

EMFE: And just what is the.......Spirit telling you

ABFD: <standing up and kicking his chair over in frustration> aw hell! That Spirit ain't tellin me a thing! but this one chere <takes a big swig of PCPL> this one done told me that we gotta beat Snoring Eagle and Tonka Truck tonight!

EMFE: Well, yeah. See ol Justin over there? <pointing to Justin whipping himself into a frenzy> that ol boy is doin him some carnieomuscular work right chere. Watch this mess

<Justin reaches his peak and we hear DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHAWK! All we see is Bill and Ellie May's face, their hair gets blown back as we hear a car alarm, the rat-a-tat of a machine gun, ragtime piano, an old fashioned horn and finally Dizzy Gillespie doing some scats. The camera pans over and Justin is......somehow.....in his full wrestling gear, and the bonfire is gone. As in, there is no trace of a bonfire anywhere>

JS: So whatcha gonna do Ricky Snoring Eagle and Tonka Truck when JUSTIN-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!

<Justin tries to tear his shirt off, but gets a hand cramp and immediately taps out to his shirt. Ellie May grabs him by the arm>

EMFE: Come on, let's go to medical

JS: Can't

EMFE: Seriously?

<Justin just looks at her>

EMFE: We are banned from there?

JS: We are <crowd chants along> BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

ABFD: HOT DAMN! OUTDAMNSTANDENER THAN HELL!

EMFE: Come on

<as they go to leave, Ellie May accidentally kicks over Bill's mason jar of PCPL. It gets real quiet, and the camera slowly zooms in on Bill's face, and a single tear runs down his cheek>

<fade>

[BookerShark]

OOWF Midwek Mayhem
Live from Schaan, Lichtenstein

El Jobberoo III vs. Joey Kielbasa[/i]

Back in Black plays signaling the arrival of El Jobbero 3. The crowd is not really sure what to make of this big lady, but gives her the benefit of the doubt and cheers. Joey Kielbasa is already in the ring, and that does not bode well for his chances tonight. The ref goes over some last minute instructions and calls for the bell, and we are underway.

Joey is cocky, and motions for the classic test of strength. El Jobbero complies, and they interlock fingers. Joey looks to take the quick advantage and starts pushing Jobbero down. He starts to smack talk, when El Jobbero smirks and starts rising back up and pushing Kielbasa towards the ropes. Joey looks a little scared and kicks Jobbero in the gut breaking the hold. He locks her in a side headlock, but she shoves him off and plants him with a stiff clothesline. El Jobbero picks him up and nails a picture perfect vertical suplex. What follows is pretty much a one sided affair as Joey struggles just to stay on his feet as El Jobbero pretty much has her way with him. In the end she locks in a sleeper, and Joey fades away. The ref does the classic lift the arm three times, and Joey is down for the count.

Your winner via KO in 7:38 El Jobbero 3


Johnny Icepick vs. Christian Carter[/i]

Johnny Icepick gets the jobber entrance as he’s already in the ring. “Soulfire” by 12 Stones plays through the speakers and out comes the newest addition to the OOWF, Christian Carter. His reputation from his days in the LCWB has clearly followed him as the fans let him know it, showering him with boos.

Icepick immediately tries to attack. Carter blocks a punch and connects with an uppercut to the jaw that rocks Icepick back on his heels. Carter connects with a couple more shots to the head, then sends Icepick to the ropes and catches him with an elbow to the jaw that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Carter follows him to the outside, and slams his head onto the Fijian Announce Table, then blisters him with several chops to the chest before shooting him back into the ring. Carter follows him back in and Icepick ends up on his knees begging for mercy, but Carter is not interested in mercy and kicks Icepick in the head sending him to the mat. Carter hits the ropes and drops an elbow across Icepick’s chest and covers, but only gets a two count. Carter pulls him to his feet and wrings the arm, but Icepick immediately counters with a thumb to the eye, then kicks Carter low, doubling him over in pain. Icepick runs the ropes and takes Carter to the mat with a swinging neck breaker. Icepick covers, but doesn’t even get a one count and Carter powers out.

As Carter gets to his feet, Icepick catches him with a running knee to the face that sends Carter back to the mat. Icepick celebrates, not realizing that Carter is right back on his feet. Icepick turns around and Carter grabs him by the throat and lifts him high into the air and drives him to the mat. Carter gets to his feet and waits for Icepick to struggle to his feet, then hits a vicious Lariat to the back of Icepick’s head. Carter floats over and covers, but Icepick manages to reach out and grab the bottom rope. Carter pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and Icepick tries a cross body block on the rebound, but Carter catches him and hits a Spinning Side Slam!

Carter grabs Johnny and hits the Fall from Grace. Carter goes for the cover, but pulls Johnny’s shoulders off the canvas before the 3 count. Feeling that Johnny hasn’t suffered enough, Carter lifts Johnny up, says “This one’s for you, Jose”, and destroys him with a vicious Final Testimony driver. Carter finally decides to go for the cover, and this time allows the ref to make the 3 count.

Winner, in 5:34, Christian Carter


Banned from Everywhere vs. Ricky Soaring Eagle & Chris “War Eagle” Chavis[/i]

Soaring Eagle and “War Eagle” Chris Chavis (HA! Not paying YOU any money Vince!) are in the ring already when “Insane in the Brain” plays and Justin and Bill make their way to the ring riding Drunkey and Drunkette while Ellie May From Elijay follows behind them on the likkercicle. They dismount and climb into the ring, Bill climbs to the middle turnbuckle and downs a jar of PCPL as the crowd roars. Justin climbs to the other turnbuckle, slips and gets his foot caught in the ropes and immediately taps out, but since the match didn’t start yet, it doesn’t count. Before they can climb down, Soaring Eagle and Chavis attack!

Ricky Soaring Eagle attacks Bill from behind and throws him off the turnbuckle into the middle of the ring, then chokes him out, breaking only when the referee threatens disqualification. Chavis has Justin still caught in the ropes and is BLISTERING him with chops across the chest. RSE pulls Bill to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a chop to the chest, but Bill ducks it and hits the ropes and catches RSE with a running HEADBUTT to the sternum that sends him through the ropes to the floor. Bill turns and grabs Chavis from behind and PLANTS him with a BACKDROP DRIVER! Justin finally frees himself and climbs to the top rope, Bill grabs him and they hit a ROCKET LAUNCHER on Chavis! Justin covers, but Soaring Eagle is back in to break it up at two.

Bill waits for RSE to get to his feet, then nearly decapitates him with the MASON DIXON LINE! RSE once again falls out of the ring and hits the floor hard. Inside the ring, Justin waits for Chavis to get to his feet, then grabs him by the head and hits the MOMENT OF CLARITY into the turnbuckle! Chavis staggers backward and Bill rebounds off the ropes and hits another MASON DIXON LINE that kills Chavis! Bill grabs Justin and lifts him and they hit DOUBLE TEAM FINISHER #1! Justin covers Chavis while Bill keeps RSE from coming back into the ring, 1….2….3!

WINNERS in 5:03 – Banned From Everywhere


We’re getting word that something is happening backstage and we have cameras on the scene.

<Christian Carter is sitting in his locker room after his victory over Johnny Icepick, he is about to take off his boots when Moosehead Jack walks into the room>

MHJ: Don’t bother

CC: Excuse me?

MHJ: You have a match tonight

CC: I already wrestled, showed that Icepick guy why I am the future of wrestling

MHJ: Yeah? Well tonight, you are my partner against Lexie and Fire

<Carter just stares at Moose for a moment, then smirks>

MHJ: There a problem with that?

CC: <tying his boots> Nope, no problem at all……just stay out of my way

<Moose smirks and walks out of the locker room>


Amazing Jos & Salvation vs. Jeremy Punswick & Saints of Sinners[/i]

Pretty intense stare down as the referee give instructions. Good luck keeping order here Mr. Official. We get a bell, and Ecosystem and Punswick will start us off. The go to lock up, then Eco stops, backs into his corner, and tags in Jos. Jos leaps the ropes and the crowd pops. He and Jeremy jaw at each other for a moment, then Punswick slowly backs into his corner and reaches out to tag in LD to a chorus of boos. LD and Jos go to lock up, when Jos back into his corner and now Fulton is tagged in. Again, they start to lock up, and now LD is backing into his corner, looking for a tag. Stan turns around to reach for a tag of his own, and LD rushes out of the corner and clubs him from behind!

Fulton drops to a knee, and LD hits the ropes and hits a running knee to Stan's head. A leg drop follows, and LD is working on an Anaconda Vise. Stan reaches the ropes and LD breaks the hold cleanly. Stan pulls himself to his feet, and gets kicked in the gut and DDT'd LD tags in Stank, who grabs Fulton and sends him hard into the turnbuckles. Stank backs up and runs at Fulton, turning and jumping at the last second to drive his butt into Fulton's gut. Stan doubles over, and Stank hits a kneelift. and then a huge slam that shakes the ring. Stank hits the ropes for a big splash, but Fulton avoids the blow and rolls towards his corner.

Stan tags in Eco, who springs into the ring and catches Stank with a spin kick that has him leaning on the ropes. Eco is all over him like a spider-monkey, and in a flash has Stank tied up in the octopus! The referee counts to 5, and Eco relents, only to blast Stank with another spin kick. Eco whips Stank into the ropes and hits a back handspring elbow, but there was a blind tag Eco missed. Eco pop sup and is met with a overhead release German Suplex from Punswick. JP hurls Eco into the face corner and BEGS Jos to tag in. JOs eagerly does, and charges at Punswick. Jeremy ducks between the ropes to avoid AJ. As the referee steps between them, Punswick laughs and Jos bitch slaps him!

Punswick and Jos start trading blows left and right. They battle into the corner and ignore the referee's count. LD comes running over and joins the melee. LD tosses Jos over the ropes, where Punswick follows. LD turns around into a Bionic Elbow from Fulton. Stan scoops LD up for a running powerslam and plants him in the middle of the ring. Eco and Stank both rush in and begin trading punches. The referee keeps looking to the floor where Jos and Punswick have started trading chair shots, and to the ring where all four men are inside. He looks up to see Fulton whip LD into the ropes and hit a BACK CUT SLAM. Fulton covers and the official counts out 1..2...3 as fast as he can.

WINNERS, in 9:34, Salvation & Amazing Jos

The bell sounds, but none of the competitors seem to notice. Stank shakes off Eco and blasts Fulton in the back of the head. LD rolls out of the ring towards where Punswick and Jos are still killing each other, when someone jumps the guardrail and blasts Jos from behind! he swings at JP, who backs up and we see.. CHRISTIAN CARTER! He starts laying into Jos until Punswick shoves him to the floor, and JP resumes stomping on AJ. Eco tries to come help, but LD trips him up and sends him head first into the ring steps. Stank and Fulton are on the other side of the ring battling over the ring bell. Hell has officially broken lose.

Carter pops up and grabs Punswick, pushing him aside as Jos gets to his feet. CC hits him one more time with the chair and AJ goes down once again. Moose has appeared on the other side of the ring and joins Stank and LD in their beat down of Stan & Eco, but not for long, as Mai Muyo is running to ringside, a couple dozen security guys right behind her. They swarm ringside and pull everyone apart. The last thing we hear before we cut to commercial is Carter and Punswick yelling at each other that "He's Mine!"

Looks like Carter is keeping himself busy on his first night here, a win over Johnny Icepick, interjecting himself between Punswick and Jos, and he’s been hand picked by Moosehead Jack for our next match.


Firewoman & Alexis Darling vs. Moosehead Jack & Christian Carter[/i]

Moosehead Jack comes to the ring to "Scarecrow" and slumps in the corner. He appears to not have a partner? One has to wonder if Carter thought better of getting involved in Quinn business. Okay... Fire and Alexis come out to "Ladies and Gentlemen" wearing their old school DEA jerseys, Alexis #1 and Fire #3. They hold hands and blow kisses coming down the ramp, mostly because they know it'll piss Moose off. Which it of course does.

Fire and Alexis get in and make a big show of looking around for Moose's partner. Finally, Fire and Alexis do rock/paper/scissors to see who starts and Fire wins. This apparently sparkles with her and she turns to face her brother who snarls and stands up. They start to circle in the ring, and the referee calls for the bell. But BEFORE IT CAN RING, "Soulfire" by 12 Stones starts to play and newcomer Christian Carter heads to the ring. Fire and Alexis watch him, shocked that he agreed, and Moose simply grins. Carter hops up to Moose's corner, they shake hands, and Moose turns to Fire.

MHJ: Game. on.

Fire grins, Moose grins, the referee shudders and calls for the bell. Moose and Fire go back to circling, and finally lock up and give the crowd EXACTLY what a Moose/Fire match should be. Lots of stiff locks and forearms and uppercuts, and all sorts of thing. Rope work happens. Fire flies out of the ropes and Moose grabs her for a really quick Black Hole Slam which may have made Fire's eyes pop out of her head. He pins but only gets one. Fire kicks out and as she does whips her legs around to get him in a headscissors, apparently interested in strangling him early. Moose is able to roll towards the ropes and tags in Carter.

Fire breaks her hold and gets to her feet, looking WAAAY up into Carter's face. She smiles, runs the ropes and chopblocks his knee, taking him down to her size, following up with a shining wizard. Carter falls backward but then kips up and catches Fire on the rebound with a kick to the gut. Now it's Carter's turn to dominate, and he does (and not in the fun way). They brawl a bit, with Carter's size working to his advantage as it's clear Fire could use a break. Despite being new guy, his experience elsewhere shows as he isolates Fire away from Alexis's outstretched hands, driving her back into the corner, and following in with a splash. Fire crumples and Carter tags in Moose who is more than happy to continue working Fire over. Although, she gives back as good as she gets, she clearly needs a break. Moose tags Carter in, and they go back and forth a few times. Finally, Carter goes to hit a forearm and Fire ducks. She scrambles back to her corner to the cheers of all, BUT, Carter grabs her leg and pulls her back. It looks bad, but Fire rolls over and kicks Carter in the knee, which makes him loosen his hold. She makes a leap to the corner and that brings Alexis in, who wastes no time waiting for Carter to get to his feet. There's still the size difference to contend with but Alexis's speed is more than making up for it, as Carter tries to keep up. He's not that slow for a big guy though, but Alexis is still faster. Carter throws her to the ropes, and she bounces off. He catches her trying for a DDT, but she evades. She looks straight at Moose flipping him off before...RANHEI!

She tries to go for the pin, but this blatant show of DISRESPECT has enraged him, and he comes in to break it up, by yanking Alexis off by the hair, roughly. This brings Fire in and WOW SHE IS MAD! She's looking a lot like the old Fire. Moose retreats back out of the ring, a smile on his face and just as the referee turns away from him, he sees Fire let loose with a HUGE punch to Moose's face. Blood starts flowing freely from Moose's nose, as Fire grabs him by the hair and tries to get him into the ring. The referee is trying to drag Fire away but she shoves him down not once, but twice so he has no choice but to call for the bell.

Winners in 13:39 via Disqualification, Moosehead Jack & Christian Carter

Once Moose hears the bell, he starts fighting back. He steps through the ropes and he and Fire start jockeying for position in the corner. Meanwhile, Carter is back on his feet and he spins Lexie around and and lifts her up for a powerbomb, but you can’t powerbomb Alexis Darling and she flips over Carter’s head and lands on her feet behind him. Lexie nails Carter with a dropkick that sends him flying towards the corner and Fire moves out of the way just in time and Carter puts the brakes on before crushing Jack in the corner. Carter turns just in time to see Lexie drag Fire by the arm out of the ring as she tries to get some control. And to think, we still have a contract signing to come between Moosehead Jack and Firewoman tonight.


Drink & Destroy (Danny & Kai) vs. Chris Evans & Ghosthead vs. Matt Folz & Mai Muyo[/i]

We start with all three teams ready to go, as the ref tries to determine which two wrestlers will start. Lots of pushing and shoving, and Chris Evans finally just looks at the ref and yells “Just PICK TWO you dumb son of a…” at which point Mai steps out and back kicks Evans in the gut, doubling him over! The Ref figures that’s good for him and calls for the bell!

Mai stays on the attack, firing off knees and open palm strikes, then drops Evans to the mat with and STO. As Evans gets up to one knee, Mai takes a step back, lining up a front kick – and Folz tags himself in!

Mai gives Folz a “what are you doing? I had him!” gesture, but Folz dismisses her with a wave, turns around and Evans meets him with a right hand! Lionheart drops Folz in the corner and starts stomping away while Mai looks on. The ref gets Evans to back off, Folz climbs to his feet screaming at Mai, who shrugs and points out that he said he had him!

Evans drag Folz into his corner, and he works him over, then tags in Ghosthead who continues the punishment , ending in a corner splash, running knee and a bulldog! Ghosthead pulls Folz to his feet, Folz breaks free with the tried and true Thumb to the Eye, dives over and tags in…. Danny Taylor!

Ghost gives up a bit of ground as Danny climbs through the rope, then tries to surprise him with a running knee – but Danny blocks and headbutts GH right between the eyes! Staggered, Ghost gives ground as Taylor presses the advantage, keeping Ghost off balance with a combination of MMA strikes and throws. He positions Ghost in a neutral corner, and backs up for a running start when The Kai tags himself in! Danny stops Kai, indicates that he has things under control, Kai tells him to Irish whip him into Ghost – The big man does, but the move takes too long, and Ghost hits Kai with the Vex Vice out of the corner!

Kai struggles against the hold, but Ghosthead cranks into it – When Folz comes in an stomps GH in the back of the head to break the hold! Ghost gets to his feet and shoves Matt back following it up with fists ready Folz ducks under the rope, the ref steps up to do his job, Ghost spins around, staring him down – and Mai tags herself in!

The chaos continues for several more minutes, the ref barely able to make sure it stay only two competitors at a time – Evans and Ghosthead aren’t exactly meshing, Mai and Folz can barely be considered a team (though Mai is trying), but the new Drink and Destroy team of The Kai and Danny Taylor are showing some teamwork, forcing the other two teams to keep breaking up multiple pin attempts. Mai saves Folz afer after Evans hit The Chains of Olympus – and Folz responds by yelling at Mai – who then gets thrown over the top rope as Folz looks on and laughs!

Eventually, Folz and Evans find themselves the legal men and stand toe to toe, throwing haymakers when Evans ducks a right hand, picks Folz up for the Lethal Vortex, Folz hits a pair of quick elbows and Evans staggers and collapses under the barrage. The two men get two their feet a lock up – but too close to the ropes as Danny Taylor tags himself in, slams their heads together and shoves Evans out of the ring! Second headbutt to Folz, The Kai tags himself in and flys out of the corner as Taylor launches folz into the air with an exploder suplex – RIGHT INTO THE PIPELINE!

Taylor cuts off Ghosthead, Kai coves and gets the 3!

Your Winners at 27:10 – Danny Taylor and The Kai!

And that’s just a tease for what’s to come on Sunday night as these six amazing competitors will once again step into the ring with one another, but this time it will be every person for themselves and they will be stuck inside one of the most dangerous structures wrestling has created, The Elimination Chamber and they will be fighting for a chance to wrestle either current champion, Firewoman or potential new champion, Moosehead Jack.

And now before we get to our title matches tonight since we would never end a show with a promo or contract signing, let’s get Moosehead Jack and Firewoman back out into the ring to sign the final contracts for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship Match this Sunday at our 9th annual Madness.

<the ring is set up with a table with a chair on either side. GM Selena is in the ring with a mic>

GMS: As you know, Moosehead Jack <crowd boos loudly>…..yeah I know. Anyway, Moosehead Jack won the OOWF Invitational this year, so he gets a World Heavyweight Title match against the champion……Firewoman...<loud cheers> ...against my wishes, but she is just as stubborn as her brother. Anyway, Moose decided he wanted a 90 minute Iron Person Match, and Fire agreed. Tonight we make the match official.

<Laser Cannon Deth Sentence plays and Moose, LD and Stank make their way to the ring. Moose just glares at Selena and takes a seat without saying a work. Firewoman plays next, and Fire comes to the ring with Alexis, Chad Madison and Lucky, and lots of cheers. She takes her title off and sets it on the table in front of Moose and sits down, never taking her eyes off of him>

GMS: Ok, the contract has been drawn up like we discussed. Ninety minute time limit, onslaught rules, three rope breaks, three referee warnings each. Most falls at the end of regulation wins, Stank in Fire’s corner, LD Williams in Moose’s corner…..

MHJ: No

GMS: What?

MHJ: No seconds

GMS: THERE IS NO WAY!

MHJ: Then there is no match

<GM Selena just stares at Moose with rage in her eyes>

MHJ: Match seven I had you beat. You won because Alex was a little slower throwing in the towel than Clio.

FW: Who?

MHJ: This time, I don’t want any doubt.

<LD and Stank are both arguing with Moose that this is a bad idea, while Lexie, Chad and Lucky argue vehemently for Fire to NOT consider this at all>

GMS: Moose, there is NO WAY the board will accept this!

MHJ: They either accept it, or they have to find a new main event in four days. I imagine there will be a lot of refund requests for the pay per view as well……

GMS: <looking like she wants to murder Moose, just sighs and looks at Fire> Fire……this is up to you, if you agree, I am sure the board will go along with it

<Lucky, Alexis and Chad continue to argue with Fire, she just picks up the mic and glares at Moose>

FW: Fine

<Moose smirks and signs the contract, then slides it across the table to Fire who signs it and gives it to GM Selena. Fire still has the mic>

FW: So, let me guess, this is where you jump me and beat me to within an inch of my life before the pay per view, right? <looking at LD and Stank> Is that the plan? That why you two came to the ring? Ok, let’s do this then

<Fire throws her chair out of the ring and flips the table over. The crowd cheers and a "Let Them Fight" chant breaks out. Moose just laughs and gets to his feet and he and Fire go nose to nose. Fire hold her title high in the air, eyes locked with Moose. The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife. Just when you think Moose is going to attack, he slowly backs off and leaves the ring and heads up the ramp, Stank and LD following behind him. We close with Fire standing on the middle turnbuckle holding the title high in the air while Moose looks at her from the stage>


Onslaught Title Match
Chad Madison © vs. Dillon Walker[/i]

This match has been a few weeks in the making as Dillon Walker was scheduled to wrestle Chad Madison in a non-title match and to try and secure himself future bookings, but due to injury and some rescheduling of the card, Chad was inserted into a tag team title match with Alexis Darling and this has not sat well with Mr. Walker. He has spent the last two weeks or so running his mouth about Chad ducking him and in his spare time has attacked both Chad and Alexis due to their part in him losing his chance. But tonight he has another chance and as Nickelback’s “Rockstar” begins to play the self-proclaimed greatest cowboy ever steps out to a pretty negative reaction from the crowd here. DW makes some disparaging gestures and remarks as he walks down to the ring and throws his bullrope into one corner and he stands and waits. He doesn’t wait long as the crowd explodes as “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” begins to play and Chad Madison steps out from the back, but he’s not alone as Texpress partner, Zane Myers is with him. Walker is going nuts in the ring stating Zane can’t be out here. As the favorite Texans get to the ring, referee Junior Hale talks to Zane who pulls out a document from his back pocket and shows it to Hale. The camera zooms in and we see the words Manager License across the top. Hale nods and hands it back and explains the situation to Dillon who is none to pleased. Dillon continues the argument which allows Chad and Zane to go over last minute strategy and Chad makes a rookie mistake and turns his back and Walker pushes past Hale and slams Madison from behind with some clubbing forehands.

Hale calls for the bell and we are underway, but Walker refuses to let up even though Chad’s in the ropes. Hale’s calling for a break but he’s getting nowhere with DW and finally he makes a motion towards the ring announcer.

Chad Madison has used his first rope break, and Dillon Walker has been issued his first warning.

This does not alleviate Walker’s rage as he gets right in Hale’s face but Junior is taking no guff as he states he can end this match now if Dillon keeps up the abuse. Just as it looks like DW might not care, Chad explodes from the corner and takes Walker down. He gets him into a mount position and Chad starts raining down blows but he makes sure to hit with forearms and elbows in order to not draw a warning himself. Chad stays on the attack as Walker fights to his feet and we get some back and forth. Atypical Onslaught back-and-forth as the technical has been thrown out the window for the most part. DW is trying to make this a brawl and a slugfest as he probably thinks it suits his style better, but CM refuses to stoop to that level and avoids making any mistakes. Dillon does take control around 8 minutes in as his brawling does seem to be taking an effect on Chad, but Walker’s in trouble as he has used all 3 of his warnings and 2 of his rope breaks just to inflict more damage. Chad’s in relatively good shape in that aspect as he hasn’t been issued any warnings, but he is down to his last rope break as well. Walker starts working over Madison’s legs and lower back as he looks to set him up for his finisher. He finally feels he’s worn down Chad enough and he rolls CM onto his back and steps through his legs, rolls him over…PICK LOCK (Scorpion Deathlock). Chad’s in trouble here as Zane shouts encouragement from the outside. Hale drops down and asks Chad if he wants to give it up, but Chad shouts no as he slowly makes his way towards the ropes. He gets closer and closer as Dillon tries to wrench it back further and the path Chad’s taking actually brings DW closer to the ropes as well and Dillon reaches out and grabs them for extra leverage. Hale’s still checking on Chad and misses this the first two times, but with one last burst Chad reaches out and grabs the ropes and as Junior stands up to tell Dillon he notices Walker’s hands on the ropes as well.

Chad Madison AND Dillon Walker have used their third and final rope break.

Dillon hears the announcement and goes ballistic getting in Hale’s face that it’s a bullshit call and that replacement refs would be better. He keeps arguing with Hale and takes his eye off the prize which allows Chad a longer than usual time to recover. CM shakes some feeling back into his leg and by the time Walker turns back around, Chad’s on his feet and he has already climbed the ropes…MISSILE DROPKICK sends Dillon crashing into the corner. Chad kips up to his feet and gets a running start, STEP-UP KNEE to Walker’s face and Chad holds him in place as he grabs DW in a headlock…RUNNING BULLDOG. Chad makes a cover but only gets two. But this is where experience plays such a major factor as Madison doesn’t let that slow him down as he climbs the ropes once again, Dillon’s in trouble as he still hasn’t been able to get to his feet. Chad bides his time and waits, DW finally staggers to his feet and he turns around just in time to be nailed with Chad’s SUICIDE LARIAT. Chad looks to be in control as he drags Walker to his feet and towards the ropes and Madison positions Dillon just right as he jumps on his back and floats over the top rope…TARANTULA. And both men are out of rope breaks meaning this is completely legal. Walker is screaming at Hale to break the hold, but there’s nothing he can do. Dillon holds on for a few moments, but with absolutely no way out of this and to save a longer career, he has no choice but to tap.

Your winner in 12:53 and still OOWF Onslaught Champion, Chad Madison.

Zane makes his way into the ring to celebrate with his partner. Looks like its going to be a good night for the SFJ’s of the OOWF. Suddenly there’s a murmur from the crowd as Walker grabs his bullrope with cowbell and starts charging towards Texpress, but before he gets there, Zane pushes Chad out of the way and nails the onrushing Walker with some SWEET CHIN MUSIC and Dillon Walker folds like a house of card.


Intercontinental Title Match
DK Murphy © vs. Tommy Wilder[/i]

Wilder is introduced first and he makes his way to the ring to a nice ovation. Then OOWF Intercontinental Champion DK Murphy is introduced and makes his way down to the ring wearing the belt around his waist as all champions should do. DK hands his belt to the referee and we're underway.

Wilder uses his speed and immeadiately takes DK down with a flying forearm. DK gets back to his feet and Wilder hits a flying headscissors. DK tries to slide out of the ring to clear his head, only to have Wilder sprint across the ring and springboard over the top and dive onto DK! Wilder gets back to his feet quickly, hops onto the apron and hits a picture perfect moonsault onto DK. Wilder rolls him back into the ring and covers for a close 2 count. Wilder goes up to the top, flying elbowdrop gets another 2 count. Wilder goes back up, looking for a frog splash, but DK is just able to move out of the way. DK hits a lariat and begins to catch his breath.

DK starts to take over with his considerable strength advantage for the next few minutes. Suplexes, powerslams, clotheslines, the typical big man arsenal. Running powerslam gets a close two count. Gorilla press slam followed by an elbow drop gets another close count. DK looks to make Wilder tap by locking in the STF. Wilder holds his hand up, looking like he's about to tap, before barely making it towards the ropes. DK releases the hold, picks up Wilder and looks for the Last Call, but Wilder escapes and hits a superkick out of nowhere. Wilder heads up top again and hits a top rope legdrop. Wilder looks for a hurricanrana as DK staggers back to his feet but DK Catches him and hits a MASSIVE powerbomb. You can see Wilder's head violently bouncing off the mat. DK picks Wilder up and hits the Chomp. 1...2.....3. This one is over.

Winner in 12:45 and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion DK Murphy










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OOWF Midwek Mayhem
Live from Schaan, Lichtenstein

El Jobberoo III vs. Joey Kielbasa[/i]

Back in Black plays signaling the arrival of El Jobbero 3. The crowd is not really sure what to make of this big lady, but gives her the benefit of the doubt and cheers. Joey Kielbasa is already in the ring, and that does not bode well for his chances tonight. The ref goes over some last minute instructions and calls for the bell, and we are underway.

Joey is cocky, and motions for the classic test of strength. El Jobbero complies, and they interlock fingers. Joey looks to take the quick advantage and starts pushing Jobbero down. He starts to smack talk, when El Jobbero smirks and starts rising back up and pushing Kielbasa towards the ropes. Joey looks a little scared and kicks Jobbero in the gut breaking the hold. He locks her in a side headlock, but she shoves him off and plants him with a stiff clothesline. El Jobbero picks him up and nails a picture perfect vertical suplex. What follows is pretty much a one sided affair as Joey struggles just to stay on his feet as El Jobbero pretty much has her way with him. In the end she locks in a sleeper, and Joey fades away. The ref does the classic lift the arm three times, and Joey is down for the count.

Your winner via KO in 7:38 El Jobbero 3


Johnny Icepick vs. Christian Carter[/i]

Johnny Icepick gets the jobber entrance as he’s already in the ring. “Soulfire” by 12 Stones plays through the speakers and out comes the newest addition to the OOWF, Christian Carter. His reputation from his days in the LCWB has clearly followed him as the fans let him know it, showering him with boos.

Icepick immediately tries to attack. Carter blocks a punch and connects with an uppercut to the jaw that rocks Icepick back on his heels. Carter connects with a couple more shots to the head, then sends Icepick to the ropes and catches him with an elbow to the jaw that sends him between the ropes to the floor. Carter follows him to the outside, and slams his head onto the Fijian Announce Table, then blisters him with several chops to the chest before shooting him back into the ring. Carter follows him back in and Icepick ends up on his knees begging for mercy, but Carter is not interested in mercy and kicks Icepick in the head sending him to the mat. Carter hits the ropes and drops an elbow across Icepick’s chest and covers, but only gets a two count. Carter pulls him to his feet and wrings the arm, but Icepick immediately counters with a thumb to the eye, then kicks Carter low, doubling him over in pain. Icepick runs the ropes and takes Carter to the mat with a swinging neck breaker. Icepick covers, but doesn’t even get a one count and Carter powers out.

As Carter gets to his feet, Icepick catches him with a running knee to the face that sends Carter back to the mat. Icepick celebrates, not realizing that Carter is right back on his feet. Icepick turns around and Carter grabs him by the throat and lifts him high into the air and drives him to the mat. Carter gets to his feet and waits for Icepick to struggle to his feet, then hits a vicious Lariat to the back of Icepick’s head. Carter floats over and covers, but Icepick manages to reach out and grab the bottom rope. Carter pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and Icepick tries a cross body block on the rebound, but Carter catches him and hits a Spinning Side Slam!

Carter grabs Johnny and hits the Fall from Grace. Carter goes for the cover, but pulls Johnny’s shoulders off the canvas before the 3 count. Feeling that Johnny hasn’t suffered enough, Carter lifts Johnny up, says “This one’s for you, Jose”, and destroys him with a vicious Final Testimony driver. Carter finally decides to go for the cover, and this time allows the ref to make the 3 count.

Winner, in 5:34, Christian Carter


Banned from Everywhere vs. Ricky Soaring Eagle & Chris “War Eagle” Chavis[/i]

Soaring Eagle and “War Eagle” Chris Chavis (HA! Not paying YOU any money Vince!) are in the ring already when “Insane in the Brain” plays and Justin and Bill make their way to the ring riding Drunkey and Drunkette while Ellie May From Elijay follows behind them on the likkercicle. They dismount and climb into the ring, Bill climbs to the middle turnbuckle and downs a jar of PCPL as the crowd roars. Justin climbs to the other turnbuckle, slips and gets his foot caught in the ropes and immediately taps out, but since the match didn’t start yet, it doesn’t count. Before they can climb down, Soaring Eagle and Chavis attack!

Ricky Soaring Eagle attacks Bill from behind and throws him off the turnbuckle into the middle of the ring, then chokes him out, breaking only when the referee threatens disqualification. Chavis has Justin still caught in the ropes and is BLISTERING him with chops across the chest. RSE pulls Bill to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a chop to the chest, but Bill ducks it and hits the ropes and catches RSE with a running HEADBUTT to the sternum that sends him through the ropes to the floor. Bill turns and grabs Chavis from behind and PLANTS him with a BACKDROP DRIVER! Justin finally frees himself and climbs to the top rope, Bill grabs him and they hit a ROCKET LAUNCHER on Chavis! Justin covers, but Soaring Eagle is back in to break it up at two.

Bill waits for RSE to get to his feet, then nearly decapitates him with the MASON DIXON LINE! RSE once again falls out of the ring and hits the floor hard. Inside the ring, Justin waits for Chavis to get to his feet, then grabs him by the head and hits the MOMENT OF CLARITY into the turnbuckle! Chavis staggers backward and Bill rebounds off the ropes and hits another MASON DIXON LINE that kills Chavis! Bill grabs Justin and lifts him and they hit DOUBLE TEAM FINISHER #1! Justin covers Chavis while Bill keeps RSE from coming back into the ring, 1….2….3!

WINNERS in 5:03 – Banned From Everywhere


We’re getting word that something is happening backstage and we have cameras on the scene.

<Christian Carter is sitting in his locker room after his victory over Johnny Icepick, he is about to take off his boots when Moosehead Jack walks into the room>

MHJ: Don’t bother

CC: Excuse me?

MHJ: You have a match tonight

CC: I already wrestled, showed that Icepick guy why I am the future of wrestling

MHJ: Yeah? Well tonight, you are my partner against Lexie and Fire

<Carter just stares at Moose for a moment, then smirks>

MHJ: There a problem with that?

CC: <tying his boots> Nope, no problem at all……just stay out of my way

<Moose smirks and walks out of the locker room>


Amazing Jos & Salvation vs. Jeremy Punswick & Saints of Sinners[/i]

Pretty intense stare down as the referee give instructions. Good luck keeping order here Mr. Official. We get a bell, and Ecosystem and Punswick will start us off. The go to lock up, then Eco stops, backs into his corner, and tags in Jos. Jos leaps the ropes and the crowd pops. He and Jeremy jaw at each other for a moment, then Punswick slowly backs into his corner and reaches out to tag in LD to a chorus of boos. LD and Jos go to lock up, when Jos back into his corner and now Fulton is tagged in. Again, they start to lock up, and now LD is backing into his corner, looking for a tag. Stan turns around to reach for a tag of his own, and LD rushes out of the corner and clubs him from behind!

Fulton drops to a knee, and LD hits the ropes and hits a running knee to Stan's head. A leg drop follows, and LD is working on an Anaconda Vise. Stan reaches the ropes and LD breaks the hold cleanly. Stan pulls himself to his feet, and gets kicked in the gut and DDT'd LD tags in Stank, who grabs Fulton and sends him hard into the turnbuckles. Stank backs up and runs at Fulton, turning and jumping at the last second to drive his butt into Fulton's gut. Stan doubles over, and Stank hits a kneelift. and then a huge slam that shakes the ring. Stank hits the ropes for a big splash, but Fulton avoids the blow and rolls towards his corner.

Stan tags in Eco, who springs into the ring and catches Stank with a spin kick that has him leaning on the ropes. Eco is all over him like a spider-monkey, and in a flash has Stank tied up in the octopus! The referee counts to 5, and Eco relents, only to blast Stank with another spin kick. Eco whips Stank into the ropes and hits a back handspring elbow, but there was a blind tag Eco missed. Eco pop sup and is met with a overhead release German Suplex from Punswick. JP hurls Eco into the face corner and BEGS Jos to tag in. JOs eagerly does, and charges at Punswick. Jeremy ducks between the ropes to avoid AJ. As the referee steps between them, Punswick laughs and Jos bitch slaps him!

Punswick and Jos start trading blows left and right. They battle into the corner and ignore the referee's count. LD comes running over and joins the melee. LD tosses Jos over the ropes, where Punswick follows. LD turns around into a Bionic Elbow from Fulton. Stan scoops LD up for a running powerslam and plants him in the middle of the ring. Eco and Stank both rush in and begin trading punches. The referee keeps looking to the floor where Jos and Punswick have started trading chair shots, and to the ring where all four men are inside. He looks up to see Fulton whip LD into the ropes and hit a BACK CUT SLAM. Fulton covers and the official counts out 1..2...3 as fast as he can.

WINNERS, in 9:34, Salvation & Amazing Jos

The bell sounds, but none of the competitors seem to notice. Stank shakes off Eco and blasts Fulton in the back of the head. LD rolls out of the ring towards where Punswick and Jos are still killing each other, when someone jumps the guardrail and blasts Jos from behind! he swings at JP, who backs up and we see.. CHRISTIAN CARTER! He starts laying into Jos until Punswick shoves him to the floor, and JP resumes stomping on AJ. Eco tries to come help, but LD trips him up and sends him head first into the ring steps. Stank and Fulton are on the other side of the ring battling over the ring bell. Hell has officially broken lose.

Carter pops up and grabs Punswick, pushing him aside as Jos gets to his feet. CC hits him one more time with the chair and AJ goes down once again. Moose has appeared on the other side of the ring and joins Stank and LD in their beat down of Stan & Eco, but not for long, as Mai Muyo is running to ringside, a couple dozen security guys right behind her. They swarm ringside and pull everyone apart. The last thing we hear before we cut to commercial is Carter and Punswick yelling at each other that "He's Mine!"

Looks like Carter is keeping himself busy on his first night here, a win over Johnny Icepick, interjecting himself between Punswick and Jos, and he’s been hand picked by Moosehead Jack for our next match.


Firewoman & Alexis Darling vs. Moosehead Jack & Christian Carter[/i]

Moosehead Jack comes to the ring to "Scarecrow" and slumps in the corner. He appears to not have a partner? One has to wonder if Carter thought better of getting involved in Quinn business. Okay... Fire and Alexis come out to "Ladies and Gentlemen" wearing their old school DEA jerseys, Alexis #1 and Fire #3. They hold hands and blow kisses coming down the ramp, mostly because they know it'll piss Moose off. Which it of course does.

Fire and Alexis get in and make a big show of looking around for Moose's partner. Finally, Fire and Alexis do rock/paper/scissors to see who starts and Fire wins. This apparently sparkles with her and she turns to face her brother who snarls and stands up. They start to circle in the ring, and the referee calls for the bell. But BEFORE IT CAN RING, "Soulfire" by 12 Stones starts to play and newcomer Christian Carter heads to the ring. Fire and Alexis watch him, shocked that he agreed, and Moose simply grins. Carter hops up to Moose's corner, they shake hands, and Moose turns to Fire.

MHJ: Game. on.

Fire grins, Moose grins, the referee shudders and calls for the bell. Moose and Fire go back to circling, and finally lock up and give the crowd EXACTLY what a Moose/Fire match should be. Lots of stiff locks and forearms and uppercuts, and all sorts of thing. Rope work happens. Fire flies out of the ropes and Moose grabs her for a really quick Black Hole Slam which may have made Fire's eyes pop out of her head. He pins but only gets one. Fire kicks out and as she does whips her legs around to get him in a headscissors, apparently interested in strangling him early. Moose is able to roll towards the ropes and tags in Carter.

Fire breaks her hold and gets to her feet, looking WAAAY up into Carter's face. She smiles, runs the ropes and chopblocks his knee, taking him down to her size, following up with a shining wizard. Carter falls backward but then kips up and catches Fire on the rebound with a kick to the gut. Now it's Carter's turn to dominate, and he does (and not in the fun way). They brawl a bit, with Carter's size working to his advantage as it's clear Fire could use a break. Despite being new guy, his experience elsewhere shows as he isolates Fire away from Alexis's outstretched hands, driving her back into the corner, and following in with a splash. Fire crumples and Carter tags in Moose who is more than happy to continue working Fire over. Although, she gives back as good as she gets, she clearly needs a break. Moose tags Carter in, and they go back and forth a few times. Finally, Carter goes to hit a forearm and Fire ducks. She scrambles back to her corner to the cheers of all, BUT, Carter grabs her leg and pulls her back. It looks bad, but Fire rolls over and kicks Carter in the knee, which makes him loosen his hold. She makes a leap to the corner and that brings Alexis in, who wastes no time waiting for Carter to get to his feet. There's still the size difference to contend with but Alexis's speed is more than making up for it, as Carter tries to keep up. He's not that slow for a big guy though, but Alexis is still faster. Carter throws her to the ropes, and she bounces off. He catches her trying for a DDT, but she evades. She looks straight at Moose flipping him off before...RANHEI!

She tries to go for the pin, but this blatant show of DISRESPECT has enraged him, and he comes in to break it up, by yanking Alexis off by the hair, roughly. This brings Fire in and WOW SHE IS MAD! She's looking a lot like the old Fire. Moose retreats back out of the ring, a smile on his face and just as the referee turns away from him, he sees Fire let loose with a HUGE punch to Moose's face. Blood starts flowing freely from Moose's nose, as Fire grabs him by the hair and tries to get him into the ring. The referee is trying to drag Fire away but she shoves him down not once, but twice so he has no choice but to call for the bell.

Winners in 13:39 via Disqualification, Moosehead Jack & Christian Carter

Once Moose hears the bell, he starts fighting back. He steps through the ropes and he and Fire start jockeying for position in the corner. Meanwhile, Carter is back on his feet and he spins Lexie around and and lifts her up for a powerbomb, but you can’t powerbomb Alexis Darling and she flips over Carter’s head and lands on her feet behind him. Lexie nails Carter with a dropkick that sends him flying towards the corner and Fire moves out of the way just in time and Carter puts the brakes on before crushing Jack in the corner. Carter turns just in time to see Lexie drag Fire by the arm out of the ring as she tries to get some control. And to think, we still have a contract signing to come between Moosehead Jack and Firewoman tonight.


Drink & Destroy (Danny & Kai) vs. Chris Evans & Ghosthead vs. Matt Folz & Mai Muyo[/i]

We start with all three teams ready to go, as the ref tries to determine which two wrestlers will start. Lots of pushing and shoving, and Chris Evans finally just looks at the ref and yells “Just PICK TWO you dumb son of a…” at which point Mai steps out and back kicks Evans in the gut, doubling him over! The Ref figures that’s good for him and calls for the bell!

Mai stays on the attack, firing off knees and open palm strikes, then drops Evans to the mat with and STO. As Evans gets up to one knee, Mai takes a step back, lining up a front kick – and Folz tags himself in!

Mai gives Folz a “what are you doing? I had him!” gesture, but Folz dismisses her with a wave, turns around and Evans meets him with a right hand! Lionheart drops Folz in the corner and starts stomping away while Mai looks on. The ref gets Evans to back off, Folz climbs to his feet screaming at Mai, who shrugs and points out that he said he had him!

Evans drag Folz into his corner, and he works him over, then tags in Ghosthead who continues the punishment , ending in a corner splash, running knee and a bulldog! Ghosthead pulls Folz to his feet, Folz breaks free with the tried and true Thumb to the Eye, dives over and tags in…. Danny Taylor!

Ghost gives up a bit of ground as Danny climbs through the rope, then tries to surprise him with a running knee – but Danny blocks and headbutts GH right between the eyes! Staggered, Ghost gives ground as Taylor presses the advantage, keeping Ghost off balance with a combination of MMA strikes and throws. He positions Ghost in a neutral corner, and backs up for a running start when The Kai tags himself in! Danny stops Kai, indicates that he has things under control, Kai tells him to Irish whip him into Ghost – The big man does, but the move takes too long, and Ghost hits Kai with the Vex Vice out of the corner!

Kai struggles against the hold, but Ghosthead cranks into it – When Folz comes in an stomps GH in the back of the head to break the hold! Ghost gets to his feet and shoves Matt back following it up with fists ready Folz ducks under the rope, the ref steps up to do his job, Ghost spins around, staring him down – and Mai tags herself in!

The chaos continues for several more minutes, the ref barely able to make sure it stay only two competitors at a time – Evans and Ghosthead aren’t exactly meshing, Mai and Folz can barely be considered a team (though Mai is trying), but the new Drink and Destroy team of The Kai and Danny Taylor are showing some teamwork, forcing the other two teams to keep breaking up multiple pin attempts. Mai saves Folz afer after Evans hit The Chains of Olympus – and Folz responds by yelling at Mai – who then gets thrown over the top rope as Folz looks on and laughs!

Eventually, Folz and Evans find themselves the legal men and stand toe to toe, throwing haymakers when Evans ducks a right hand, picks Folz up for the Lethal Vortex, Folz hits a pair of quick elbows and Evans staggers and collapses under the barrage. The two men get two their feet a lock up – but too close to the ropes as Danny Taylor tags himself in, slams their heads together and shoves Evans out of the ring! Second headbutt to Folz, The Kai tags himself in and flys out of the corner as Taylor launches folz into the air with an exploder suplex – RIGHT INTO THE PIPELINE!

Taylor cuts off Ghosthead, Kai coves and gets the 3!

Your Winners at 27:10 – Danny Taylor and The Kai!

And that’s just a tease for what’s to come on Sunday night as these six amazing competitors will once again step into the ring with one another, but this time it will be every person for themselves and they will be stuck inside one of the most dangerous structures wrestling has created, The Elimination Chamber and they will be fighting for a chance to wrestle either current champion, Firewoman or potential new champion, Moosehead Jack.

And now before we get to our title matches tonight since we would never end a show with a promo or contract signing, let’s get Moosehead Jack and Firewoman back out into the ring to sign the final contracts for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship Match this Sunday at our 9th annual Madness.

<the ring is set up with a table with a chair on either side. GM Selena is in the ring with a mic>

GMS: As you know, Moosehead Jack <crowd boos loudly>…..yeah I know. Anyway, Moosehead Jack won the OOWF Invitational this year, so he gets a World Heavyweight Title match against the champion……Firewoman...<loud cheers> ...against my wishes, but she is just as stubborn as her brother. Anyway, Moose decided he wanted a 90 minute Iron Person Match, and Fire agreed. Tonight we make the match official.

<Laser Cannon Deth Sentence plays and Moose, LD and Stank make their way to the ring. Moose just glares at Selena and takes a seat without saying a work. Firewoman plays next, and Fire comes to the ring with Alexis, Chad Madison and Lucky, and lots of cheers. She takes her title off and sets it on the table in front of Moose and sits down, never taking her eyes off of him>

GMS: Ok, the contract has been drawn up like we discussed. Ninety minute time limit, onslaught rules, three rope breaks, three referee warnings each. Most falls at the end of regulation wins, Stank in Fire’s corner, LD Williams in Moose’s corner…..

MHJ: No

GMS: What?

MHJ: No seconds

GMS: THERE IS NO WAY!

MHJ: Then there is no match

<GM Selena just stares at Moose with rage in her eyes>

MHJ: Match seven I had you beat. You won because Alex was a little slower throwing in the towel than Clio.

FW: Who?

MHJ: This time, I don’t want any doubt.

<LD and Stank are both arguing with Moose that this is a bad idea, while Lexie, Chad and Lucky argue vehemently for Fire to NOT consider this at all>

GMS: Moose, there is NO WAY the board will accept this!

MHJ: They either accept it, or they have to find a new main event in four days. I imagine there will be a lot of refund requests for the pay per view as well……

GMS: <looking like she wants to murder Moose, just sighs and looks at Fire> Fire……this is up to you, if you agree, I am sure the board will go along with it

<Lucky, Alexis and Chad continue to argue with Fire, she just picks up the mic and glares at Moose>

FW: Fine

<Moose smirks and signs the contract, then slides it across the table to Fire who signs it and gives it to GM Selena. Fire still has the mic>

FW: So, let me guess, this is where you jump me and beat me to within an inch of my life before the pay per view, right? <looking at LD and Stank> Is that the plan? That why you two came to the ring? Ok, let’s do this then

<Fire throws her chair out of the ring and flips the table over. The crowd cheers and a "Let Them Fight" chant breaks out. Moose just laughs and gets to his feet and he and Fire go nose to nose. Fire hold her title high in the air, eyes locked with Moose. The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife. Just when you think Moose is going to attack, he slowly backs off and leaves the ring and heads up the ramp, Stank and LD following behind him. We close with Fire standing on the middle turnbuckle holding the title high in the air while Moose looks at her from the stage>


Onslaught Title Match
Chad Madison © vs. Dillon Walker[/i]

This match has been a few weeks in the making as Dillon Walker was scheduled to wrestle Chad Madison in a non-title match and to try and secure himself future bookings, but due to injury and some rescheduling of the card, Chad was inserted into a tag team title match with Alexis Darling and this has not sat well with Mr. Walker. He has spent the last two weeks or so running his mouth about Chad ducking him and in his spare time has attacked both Chad and Alexis due to their part in him losing his chance. But tonight he has another chance and as Nickelback’s “Rockstar” begins to play the self-proclaimed greatest cowboy ever steps out to a pretty negative reaction from the crowd here. DW makes some disparaging gestures and remarks as he walks down to the ring and throws his bullrope into one corner and he stands and waits. He doesn’t wait long as the crowd explodes as “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” begins to play and Chad Madison steps out from the back, but he’s not alone as Texpress partner, Zane Myers is with him. Walker is going nuts in the ring stating Zane can’t be out here. As the favorite Texans get to the ring, referee Junior Hale talks to Zane who pulls out a document from his back pocket and shows it to Hale. The camera zooms in and we see the words Manager License across the top. Hale nods and hands it back and explains the situation to Dillon who is none to pleased. Dillon continues the argument which allows Chad and Zane to go over last minute strategy and Chad makes a rookie mistake and turns his back and Walker pushes past Hale and slams Madison from behind with some clubbing forehands.

Hale calls for the bell and we are underway, but Walker refuses to let up even though Chad’s in the ropes. Hale’s calling for a break but he’s getting nowhere with DW and finally he makes a motion towards the ring announcer.

Chad Madison has used his first rope break, and Dillon Walker has been issued his first warning.

This does not alleviate Walker’s rage as he gets right in Hale’s face but Junior is taking no guff as he states he can end this match now if Dillon keeps up the abuse. Just as it looks like DW might not care, Chad explodes from the corner and takes Walker down. He gets him into a mount position and Chad starts raining down blows but he makes sure to hit with forearms and elbows in order to not draw a warning himself. Chad stays on the attack as Walker fights to his feet and we get some back and forth. Atypical Onslaught back-and-forth as the technical has been thrown out the window for the most part. DW is trying to make this a brawl and a slugfest as he probably thinks it suits his style better, but CM refuses to stoop to that level and avoids making any mistakes. Dillon does take control around 8 minutes in as his brawling does seem to be taking an effect on Chad, but Walker’s in trouble as he has used all 3 of his warnings and 2 of his rope breaks just to inflict more damage. Chad’s in relatively good shape in that aspect as he hasn’t been issued any warnings, but he is down to his last rope break as well. Walker starts working over Madison’s legs and lower back as he looks to set him up for his finisher. He finally feels he’s worn down Chad enough and he rolls CM onto his back and steps through his legs, rolls him over…PICK LOCK (Scorpion Deathlock). Chad’s in trouble here as Zane shouts encouragement from the outside. Hale drops down and asks Chad if he wants to give it up, but Chad shouts no as he slowly makes his way towards the ropes. He gets closer and closer as Dillon tries to wrench it back further and the path Chad’s taking actually brings DW closer to the ropes as well and Dillon reaches out and grabs them for extra leverage. Hale’s still checking on Chad and misses this the first two times, but with one last burst Chad reaches out and grabs the ropes and as Junior stands up to tell Dillon he notices Walker’s hands on the ropes as well.

Chad Madison AND Dillon Walker have used their third and final rope break.

Dillon hears the announcement and goes ballistic getting in Hale’s face that it’s a bullshit call and that replacement refs would be better. He keeps arguing with Hale and takes his eye off the prize which allows Chad a longer than usual time to recover. CM shakes some feeling back into his leg and by the time Walker turns back around, Chad’s on his feet and he has already climbed the ropes…MISSILE DROPKICK sends Dillon crashing into the corner. Chad kips up to his feet and gets a running start, STEP-UP KNEE to Walker’s face and Chad holds him in place as he grabs DW in a headlock…RUNNING BULLDOG. Chad makes a cover but only gets two. But this is where experience plays such a major factor as Madison doesn’t let that slow him down as he climbs the ropes once again, Dillon’s in trouble as he still hasn’t been able to get to his feet. Chad bides his time and waits, DW finally staggers to his feet and he turns around just in time to be nailed with Chad’s SUICIDE LARIAT. Chad looks to be in control as he drags Walker to his feet and towards the ropes and Madison positions Dillon just right as he jumps on his back and floats over the top rope…TARANTULA. And both men are out of rope breaks meaning this is completely legal. Walker is screaming at Hale to break the hold, but there’s nothing he can do. Dillon holds on for a few moments, but with absolutely no way out of this and to save a longer career, he has no choice but to tap.

Your winner in 12:53 and still OOWF Onslaught Champion, Chad Madison.

Zane makes his way into the ring to celebrate with his partner. Looks like its going to be a good night for the SFJ’s of the OOWF. Suddenly there’s a murmur from the crowd as Walker grabs his bullrope with cowbell and starts charging towards Texpress, but before he gets there, Zane pushes Chad out of the way and nails the onrushing Walker with some SWEET CHIN MUSIC and Dillon Walker folds like a house of card.


Intercontinental Title Match
DK Murphy © vs. Tommy Wilder[/i]

Wilder is introduced first and he makes his way to the ring to a nice ovation. Then OOWF Intercontinental Champion DK Murphy is introduced and makes his way down to the ring wearing the belt around his waist as all champions should do. DK hands his belt to the referee and we're underway.

Wilder uses his speed and immeadiately takes DK down with a flying forearm. DK gets back to his feet and Wilder hits a flying headscissors. DK tries to slide out of the ring to clear his head, only to have Wilder sprint across the ring and springboard over the top and dive onto DK! Wilder gets back to his feet quickly, hops onto the apron and hits a picture perfect moonsault onto DK. Wilder rolls him back into the ring and covers for a close 2 count. Wilder goes up to the top, flying elbowdrop gets another 2 count. Wilder goes back up, looking for a frog splash, but DK is just able to move out of the way. DK hits a lariat and begins to catch his breath.

DK starts to take over with his considerable strength advantage for the next few minutes. Suplexes, powerslams, clotheslines, the typical big man arsenal. Running powerslam gets a close two count. Gorilla press slam followed by an elbow drop gets another close count. DK looks to make Wilder tap by locking in the STF. Wilder holds his hand up, looking like he's about to tap, before barely making it towards the ropes. DK releases the hold, picks up Wilder and looks for the Last Call, but Wilder escapes and hits a superkick out of nowhere. Wilder heads up top again and hits a top rope legdrop. Wilder looks for a hurricanrana as DK staggers back to his feet but DK Catches him and hits a MASSIVE powerbomb. You can see Wilder's head violently bouncing off the mat. DK picks Wilder up and hits the Chomp. 1...2.....3. This one is over.

Winner in 12:45 and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion DK Murphy










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