OOWF Midwek Mayhem
Live from Sandy Fork, Delaware
Wednesday, April 17th 2013
Alexander Darling vs. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville[/i]
Psychobilly Freakout by Reverend Horton Heat plays and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville makes his way to the ring atop Drunkey and followed by Chuckles carrying a large cooler. Bill races Drunkey around the ring and slaps hands with the fans as they cheer him wildly. Bill climbs into the ring and climbs to the second rope where Chuckles hands him a mason jar of what appears to be PCPL. Bill toasts the crowd, downs the quart, shakes his head and lets go with a rebel yell, and the crowd goes crazy.
”King of the World” by Porcelain & The Tramps plays as the blue spotlight illuminates the entrance and the hooded Alexander Darling steps out. Alex begins his rush to the ring but stumbles a bit as that leg still bothers him. He gets up a head of steam and slides under the bottom rope where Bill is standing. Darling removes the Darling Sigil hoodie and meets Bill in the center of the ring, where the big hillbilly extends a hand and offers Alex a drink. Alex accepts the hand but declines the drink for now.
The referee calls for the bell and the two lock up in the center of the ring. Bill pushes Alex to the ropes, then tries to throw Alex across the ring but Alex reverses. As Bill comes off the ropes Alex goes for a clothesline but Bill ducks under it...and runs between the ropes and tumbles out of the ring. Alex shakes his head as Chuckles picks Bill up and offers him a drink. Bill takes a drink, shakes his head to clear his vision, and rolls back into the ring. Once again Bill and Alex lock up, this time Alex pushes Bill back into the ropes, Bill reverses, but Alex reverses the reversal and Alex drops down and Bill stumbles over Alex but keeps going. Alex tries to leapfrog over Bill but comes down roughly on that leg and it gives a bit, and Bill comes off the ropes with a huge MASON DIXON LINE that levels Alex. Bill looks down as if he doesn't believe that worked. ABfD stays on the attack as he tries to wear down Alex.
Darling gets a few hope spots and nails a running YAKUZA KICK in the corer but that seems to have a slight effect on Alex as well as he limps out of the corner. AB staggers out and Alex goes to lift him for a brainbuster, but Bill struggles and Alex can’t get the weight up so Bill drops behind Alex and nails a DISCUS ELBOW. Bill senses a chance and quickly and gracefully scales the ropes...ok, he climbs the corner and manages not to kill himself. He dives off for the FREEBIRD, but Alex moves and Bill hits the canvass face first. Alex pulls himself up with the ropes, grabs Bill's legs...MONEY CLIP! Chuckles tries to get into the ring to break it up but falls off the apron and into...some of Drunkey's droppings. Bill tries to get to the ropes but Alex has him locked in the middle of the ring, and with the PCPL wearing off he's starting to feel the pain, so he decides the only way he's getting another drink quickly is if he taps out.
WINNER in 9:49 – Alexander DarlingAlex limps to the turnbuckle and climbs up to take in the cheering of the crowd, then climbs down and feels the hurt in that leg. Bill walks up to him, shakes his hand, and offers him another drink. Alex refuses, but the crowd starts chanting, “Try it, you'll like it”. Alex smirks, takes a sip, and shakes his head vigorously. He then notices his leg doesn't seem to hurt as bad, so he takes another sip and shakes his head again. He slaps at the sore leg and shakes his head as he and Bill slide out of the ring, and Alex runs up the ramp, while Bill mounts Drunkey for the long ride back....
Ghosthead vs. Zane Myers[/i]
Ref calls for the bell and after a short bit of circling for position, they lock up collar and elbow in center ring. Zane’s power gives him the advantage and he pushes Ghost back into the corner. Ref step in, clean break by Myers. They lock up again, and Myers pushes GH back a second time, making it look easy. Clean break, but then GH slaps the taste out of Myer’s mouth! Crowd calls out “Oooooooooo” as Myers steps back, a stunned look on his face. Suddenly Myers comes back with a huge right haymaker, and it is on like Donkey Kong!
GH and Zane trade bombs as the ref tries to restore some order – GH uses the space to leap to the top turnbuckle, run the rope and hit Zane with the Eidolon! Ghosthead presses the advantage, mixing straight strikes and grounding maneuvers, keeping Myers from bringing his power to bear. He then goes for an early kill, slapping on an armbar in center ring!
Myers struggles toward the ropes, but GH keeps pulling him back toward center ring. Myers switches tactics, locks his hands together and deadlifts Ghosthead into the air and drives him down with a spinning powerbomb! GH hangs on, and Myers drives him a second time into the mat, breaking the hold! Myers drags the stunned GH to his feet, sends him to the ropes and drives him back to the mat with a spinebuster! Myers tries to follow up with a legdrop, but GH rolls out of the way and scrambles to his feet. Before Myers gets to his feet, Ghost catches him with an enziguri! Myers hits the mat, and GH pounces on him, setting him up for a brainbuster – Myers blocks, blocks a second attempt, then lifts GH off the ground and CRUSHES him into the corner
The two competitors keep up the pace and pressure for the next several minutes, trading hard shots and harder counters and it starts to take its toll on both men. Myers seems to have gotten the best of it, and boxes GH ears, headbutts him between the eyes and whips Ghost into the corner. Looks like Zane busted himself open with that headbutt, he shakes the cobwebs loose and charges in for a corner spear Ghost suddenly takes Myers down with a drop toe hold, snapping his head into the bottom turnbuckle! Graveyard Smash by Ghosthead, cover!
1 – 2- 3! Winner at 12:30 – Ghosthead!Jason Allen & Firewoman vs. Christian Carter & Chris Evans vs. Jeremy Punswick & Matt Folz[/i]
We start off with Evans and Punswick. They go to lock up, when Folz calls his partner over, and tags in. He and Evans pause for a half second before they charge each other and start tossing punches. They brawl on, bouncing from corner to corner when Firewoman grabs both their heads and rams them into each other head first. She smacks Folz across the face, which the referee decides is close enough to a tag. Fire enters the ring and plants Evans with a DDT. Carter runs in and levels Firewoman with a running knee, which draws in Allen. He and Carter start going at it, and Punswick & Folz join in. A full Pier 6'er in progress at this point, to the surprise of no one in the arena.
Folz and Evans tumble to the floor and Evans gets thrown into the ring post. On the other side, Carter and Allen have both found chairs and are blasting each other with them. Punswick builds some momentum and dives through the ropes and barrels into both of them, laying all three men out. Firewoman gets to her feet and runs to the top turnbuckle .. BFE to the OUTSIDE! She lands on Evans. The referee has clearly given up on keeping control of things and is letting them go at it.
Carter finds the ring bell and smacks Jason with it. Evans sends Firewoman into the barricade with a belly to back suplex. Folz wraps a cable around Evans neck and pulls him to the ground. Punswick tosses the ring steps at Carter, then gets power bombed onto the ring apron by Allen. Firewoman hits a hurricanrana off the announce table on Folz. All 6 wrestlers are on the floor at this point. Evans and Carter get to their feet first, and begin pulling tables out from under the ring and setting them up side by side. Cater grabs Allen and Evans grabs Folz. Firewoman and Punswick see their partners being set up for finishers through tables, and climb the apron and dive off for stereo planchas, which sends all 6 through the tables The Crowd starts the mandatory "That was Awesome" Chant. Bodies and debris are scattered everywhere
Russ:
Look at The Carnage! Those are human beings!Razz:
The Crowd is right! Folz is up first and pulls himself into the ring. He struggles to his feet, and doesn't see Firewoman slide in behind him. She bulldogs him to the middle of the ring, then pops up and sets him up.. FIRESTOMP! She hits the move, then is SPEARED by Chris Evans! Evans pulls Folz to his feet WAY OF THE FUTURE! Folz is DONE! Evans goes to cover 1...2... AND Firewoman pulls him up and they start trading blows. Punswick joins in and Evans gets knocked over the ropes and to the floor. Carter comes in from the other side and tosses Firewoman out, then takes Punswick out himself, causing both men to topple to the outside, landing on Fire and Evans. Jason Allen groggily slides back in the ring from the other side. He spots Folz, who has staggered to his feet, and gut shots him. ROYAL FLUSH! 1...2...3!
Winners, in 21:29, Jason Allen & FirewomanIntercontinental Title Proving GroundMai Muyo © vs. Justin Sane vs. Alexis Darling vs. Amazing Jos[/i]
Fighter plays over the speaker and Alexis Darling makes her way to the ring to a round of cheers. She slaps hands with the fans, but has the look of pure business on her face. An air raid siren hits followed by Insane in the membrane as Justin Sane atop Drunkette makes his way down. The crowd cheers for the lovable loser, and even Lexie cracks a smile when Justin takes a tumble off the ring apron and is lifted up by the scruff of his shirt by Drunkette. Amazing hits, and we get another solid pop as Amazing Jos makes his entrance, pyro and all. Hero plays and we get the entrance of Intercontinental Champion Mai Muyo. She is wearing the belt around her waist like all good champs do, and even stops to take a quick photo op with some young fans at ringside.
The ref goes over some last minute instructions, and calls for the bell. Before any action can start, Mai offers a handshake to her competitors. Jos shakes it with a smirk. Lexie hesitates, but shakes as well. Justin shakes, and almost taps out from it before Lexie and Jos rush in and break it up. Jos and Justin pair up, and Lexie and Mai do as well. We start with the standard indie style hold counter hold from both groups, and the crowd is eating it up. It's the ladies that break it off first, as Lexie lands a stiff chop that is loud enough to cause Justin and Jos to pause and look over, and cringe. Mai to her credit tries to shrug it off, but a second backs her into the corner. Justin looks to head over to help, but Jos tosses him into the opposite corner. Lexie and Jos then take turns trying to see who can land the harder chop.
Jos calls for Lexie to send Mai over, and she does as Jos sends Justin her way. As Mai and Justin head for a collision, Mai leapfrogs Justin. Justin's momentum sends him into Lexie, and then pushes both of them out of the ring. Meanwhile Mai continues forward and nails a snap hurricanrana that sends Jos to the mat. He tries to regain his feet, but Mai keeps him down with a shining wizard. She goes up top thinking frogsplash, but Jos surprises her by popping up and nailing her with a dropkick mid leap. This draws a "holy shit" chant from the crowd.
In the meantime outside the ring Justin and Lexie had been exchanging some stiff forearms. The holy shit chant causes Lexie to shift her attention to the ring for a split second, and Justin grabs her in a headlock. He takes off charging towards the announce table for a ~high risk headlock~. Unfortunately for Justin he pretty much just runs into the table himself as Lexie backs out before impact. As Justin stumbles back, Lexie spins him up, and nails a brainbustah onto the ground. She then slides into the ring just as Jos is making a cover on Mai, and breaks it up at two. Mai rolls out of the ring to recover, and we get a stare down between Lexie and Jos.
Lexie looks to throw a haymaker, but Jos ducks it and nails a spinning back elbow that stuns Lexie. Jos follows up with a scoop slam and pins, but Lexie kicks out before even one. Jos tries to pull her back up, but Lexie reverses it into an inside package pin that draws a one. Both are back up and circle more slowly before locking up and heading into a series of attempted submissions. Neither gets a definite advantage, and Mai has used this time to recover. She springboards off the ropes and nails a double dropkick that sends them both down. She tries to pin Lexie, but Jos pulls her off and plants her with a quick DDT.
Justin has regained his feet at this point, and Jos sees it and bounces off the ropes and launches towards him with a springboard plancha. Fortunately for Justin he's distracted by a five dollar bill on the ground, and bends over to pick it up causing Jos to crash into the barricade. Lexie is up and takes off running herself and heads between the ropes in a suicide dive attempt. Drunkette brays, and Justin heads over to her for advice, and this causes Lexie to miss him and crash into a recovering Jos taking both of them down.
Justin rolls into the ring, and Mai is waiting and nails him with the End-is-here. No dodging for Justin this time, as he is down and out. Mai makes the cover, and Lexie and Jos are just a millisecond too late back in the ring to prevent the three count.
Your Winner in 15:32 Mai MuyoAfter the match Lexie and Jos both look a little disappointed, but Mai is quickly over to again offer handshakes. Jos can't help but laugh, and he makes the shake drawing cheers from the crowd. Again, Lexie hesitates a little, not happy with the loss, but eventually shakes as well. Finally Mai helps Justin to his feet and apologizes for eliminating him from IC title shots. Justin just shrugs and says it's okay. Mai seems happy about this and gives Justin a big hug...that he instantly taps to drawing laughter from the crowd. Jos, and Justin head backstage and Lexie gets into a conversation with Jay & Mark Briscoe at ringside as Mai poses on the turnbuckle to cheers for a few moments.
As everyone works their way back up the ramp Alexis continues to talk with the Briscoes and a few fans while over on the other side of the ramp a masked man wearing a duster carrying a branding iron and a hangman's noose runs through the crowd and hops the barricade behind Alexis. The masked man knocks Alexis out with the branding iron, throws her into the ring and begins jabbing it into her midsection. The referee tries to intervene but gets the iron upside his head. The man “stamps” Alexis with the iron in what appears to be some sort of ink. It's a religious symbol of some sort!
What does that mean? The masked man throws the noose around Lexie's neck and secures the rope to the cornerpost...and throws Lexie over the rope...she's getting hanged! After a minute or two Alexander Darling and security rush down to the ring, but the masked stranger slides out of the ring and runs into the crowd. He finds a perch near an exit ramp and climbs atop it, and the lights go out except for a spotlight on Alexis and the masked man.
A video starts playing on the OOWF-tron. And that's when we find out the masked man...is a woman. She pulls off the mask to reveal herself as...Clio Neal? She hangs her head as the video plays.
youtube.com/embed/wH7B2tpBdE8(Transcript for those of you not wanting to hear this awesome read.)
“I...am...a martyr.”
“I...was a Saint of Sinners. And I have sinned against the sinners. I have failed them.”
“I left here to deal with 'Family business'. Before I could do what I had to do, the old man died. And when he died, Clio Neal died.”
“I am CHLOE. I am a Saint of Sinners. I failed the Saints when I left. I failed when I didn't follow Jack's instructions at Hell on Earth. I...failed them. I...failed him. And yet, he...accepts me. He...believes in me. More than the alleged father who gave me life. And now, in this hellmouth that is Sandy Fork, I pledge my life and my soul to Moosehead Jack and the Saints of Sinners forever more to atone for my misdeeds.”
“Please, Jack, accept my confession, grant me salvation, so that I can rejoin the Saints of Sinners. I will be in your service forevermore,”
The spotlight on the hanging at ringside shifts as Alexis is finally released and being tended to by staff. Alex looks like he’s about to charge but security is holding him back. Finally the spotlight leaves the ring and focuses on the stage where Moosehead Jack comes out, apparently furious, HDB in hand. He oddly ignores the commotion and ringside and heads for the platform on the far side of the arena. Clio...Chloe, drops to her knees sobbing. Moose climbs to the platform and raises HDB high over his head as the crowd roars....
...and taps the bat in front of Chloe. He extends a hand to Chloe, she nervously stands up, and Moose hands HDB to Chloe and nods. He turns his back and raises his arms. The crowd screams for Chloe to hit him. She raises the bat, hesitates and lowers the bat, then raises the bat again, trembling....
And drops the bat and falls to her knees again. Moose turns, picks up the bat and Chloe looks up. Moose raises the bat, looking to strike her but Chloe looks into his eyes with determination. Moose brings the bat down to within an inch of Chloe's head but she doesn't move.
Moose drops the bat, and extends a hand to Chloe. Her eyes widen as she stands up and Moose....hugs her? The crowd rains down boos as Moose picks up HDB and Chloe picks up her branding iron and they raise their hands to the crowd and another video begins to play. Moose takes Chloe by the hand and leads her to the back.
www.youtube.com/embed/zyEZ4FyiZls(Again, the transcript)
“I. am a Martyr. I, am a Saint of Sinners. You will FEAR ME in your death. Baptized in the blood of the innocents, and resurrected through the grace of Moosehead Jack.
I stand with the Saints of Sinners, and I pledge my loyalty, my blood, and my life, to these three men. Now, and Forever More! TRUST ME!”
Chloe laughs a sick, maniacal laugh in the video, and does the same as she and Moose head behind the curtain.
Salvation (Stan Fulton & Ecosystem) vs. DK & Daniella Murphy[/i]
Stan starts off against DK, and quickly establishes his power with clubbing forearms and a shoulder block off the ropes. DK gets to his feet in a hurry, and sidesteps a charge. Stan slams into the corner and DK lights him up by alternating chops and open hand slaps to the chest. Stan shoves him off, and Dee Murphy blind tags herself in.
She picks up where her brother left off, starting with a gut kick, and forearm shots to drive Stan back toward the ropes. As she whips Stan to the ropes, she misses Eco tagging himself in – Stan ducks her clothesline attempt, and she turns into a leaping kick from Eco! Eco looks like he is limping a bit, but stays on the attack, dropping a pair of elbows, and a snap suplex off the mat.
Eco and Dee lock up, Dee shin kicks Eco to take control. Short arm clotheline by Dee put Eco to the mat, where she grabs the leg and twist into an old-school spinning toe hold! Eco is one step ahead. Ad rolls Dee up for a one count – Dee tags in DK, Who cuts off Eco before he can make the tag.
DK grounds Eco, transitioning from knees to the body to a rolling arm bar to a head lock. Grinding away, DK picks Eco up, maintaining the hold, and throws knees into his body and head. For next few minutes, The Murphys keep the ring cut in half, working Eco over and scoring a couple near-falls.
DK decides to go for the end-game, and sets up for the rear naked choke – hooking it in, he tries to drag Eco to the ground, but Salvation’s high flyer manages to keep his feet, and works his way toward Stan Fulton – DK drags Eco back to mid ring, Eco fights his way back – DK uplls him back to mid-ring a second time, Eco start moving forward but begins to fade… Then surprises DK by pitching forward, tossing Murphy over his head into the Salvation corner! Eco is right behind him and tags in Fulton!
Fulton flies across the ring and knocks Dee to the floor, and then catches DK with The Backcut Slam! Eco yells “Let’s do this!” And tags in – Stan lifts Eco up and front suplexes his partner on top of DK Murphy –
And it is good for the three!
Winners at 11:17 – Salvation!Eco gets up limping –It looks like he banged his knee on that finisher…..
Danny Taylor vs. Stank[/i]
"Here Comes the Boom" plays and Dynamite Danny Taylor comes to the ring, with Dashing Victor DeNiro. Cheers galore. Then here comes the boos, as Stank makes his entrance. We get to the ring and get the bell.... wait a minute. Ghosthead has appeared at the top of the ramp, carrying his briefcase. He walks slowly down to the ring, and takes a seat next to the announce table. Russ and Razz try to talk to him but he simply stares straight ahead, at the ring. NOW we get the bell.
Both are big men, so as you can expect there are, after your opening lock-ups, a lot of big man power moves. Stank hits a big clothesline and tries to work the ropes for a leg drop, but Danny moves on him. Stank hits the canvas sitting up, and Danny works the ropes for Shining Wizard, which really, given the size, should be called something else. Both men to their feet and Stank whips Danny into the ropes, following him in for a splash that seems to test the structural integrity of the cables under the ring. Danny folds over his sternum to protect it, but Stank, whips him over to the other ring post and tries for a repeat. Nope! Danny dodges at the last minute and Stank eats the turnbuckle. Danny clocks him in the head with a back elbow...or two...or three....and then pivots around behind him for a belly-to-back suplex. Quick pin and one...no! Stank shoves Danny off with au-thor-i-tay. They get to their feet and trade big punches back and forth until Stank feints and catches Danny unawares. He kicks Danny in the gut, and then gets him up onto his shoulders for the STANK U! But Danny applies a few more elbows and powers out down behind Stank and then hits a quick neckbreaker for a pin. One..two-no! Again Stank shoves Danny off and leaps to his feet, which he then applies to Danny, stomp after stomp. He drags Danny up by the chin, and then lifts him up POWERBOMB! Is he going to go for the pin...no! He helps Danny up again and....POWERBOMB! Are going for a third? Yes we are! POWERBOMB! Stank has hit the Stankbomb and covers, one...two...NO! Danny kicks out. They roll away from each other and get to their feet.
Meanwhile, Ghosthead has stood up. Victor notices this and positions himself to keep an eye on him.
Back in the ring, Danny and Stank are going to war again. Stank runs at Danny who grabs him and EXPLODER SUPLEX! Danny makes the pin.
Meanwhile, Ghosthead has walked toward the ring. Victor doesn't like this and tells him to sit back down. Ghosthead doesn't like THIS, so turns his gaze toward Victor and begins to walk toward him.
This draws Danny's attention, so when the count hits two, he gets to his feet and heads toward the ropes where Victor and Ghosthead are. Ghosthead turns his attention back to the ring, which gives Victor the opportunity to head to the other side. Stank has recovered and grabs Danny from behind, he spins Danny around...CODEBREAKER! A new move from the big man. Stank makes the pin, one...two...NO! Danny kicks out.
Danny gets to his feet and turns to give Ghosthead a silent warning, and then turns around just in time to see Stank coming at him for a big clothesline, knocking him down. Danny's on his back, and Stank run the ropes, heading towards the Stankonia 2.0! He jumps and Danny moves! While Stank is absorbing the impact, Danny whips around into the TNT, which gives Stank no choice but to tap!
A split-second before the announcement is made, LD and Moose come out of nowhere to attack Danny. They put the boots to him. Victor thinks about intervening, but he doesn't need to as the Kai, DK and Daniella Murphy come to Danny's aid. They start to beat back the Saints of Sinners who start to go up the ramp, but they are met by Alexander, Firewoman and Poe. Moose smirks, and then LD, Stank, and Moose go back down the ramp and exit around the back of the Jumbotron. As they leave, Moose backs into Ghosthead, who has come around the ring after the drama. Moose turns around as they share the Look. Ghosthead raises his briefcase, and Moose smiles and then continues toward the back.
Winner, Danny Taylor via DQ in 18:43Poe & Kai vs. kz (Moosehead Jack & LD Williams[/i]
Poe and Kai are announced first and wait in the ring, they face the ramp knowing the coming storm. Sure enough Moose and LD storm the ring as soon as their music hits and the fight is ON!
LD attacks Poe, and the two duke it out in the middle of the ring. As Moose slides into the ring, Kai attacks him, catching him with a kick to the back of the head. Kai pulls a stunned Moose to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes, but Moose reverses it and catches Kai with a clothesline that takes then both over the top rope to the floor. On the floor, both get up and trade chops. Kai gets the better of it and backs Moose against the guardrail, and chops the holy shit out of him, much to the crowds delight.
Inside the ring, Poe hammers LD with punches to the face, then sends him to the ropes, but LD hits a low drop kick on Poe’s knee dropping the big man to one knee. LD gets to his feet quickly and hits the ropes and catches Poe with a running knee to the face sending Poe to the mat. LD pulls Poe to his feet and grabs him around the waist and hits a belly to back suplex, dumping Poe on the back of his neck and shoulder. Poe stumbles to the corner and gets to his feet holding his neck, LD charges in, but Poe gets a boot up and catches LD flush on the jaw. As he staggers out of the corner, Poe explodes across the ring and nails LD with a clothesline that sends him out of the ring to the floor.
While this is going on, Kai tries to whip Moose into the guardrail, but Moose reverses it and sends Kai shoulder first into the steel. Moose checks to make sure the referee isn’t looking, then grabs a chair and runs after Kai and hits a sort of VAN TERMINATOR, or, a sort of Arabian Facebuster, something along those lines, driving the chair right into Kai’s face. Kai slumps to the floor and Moose looks into the ring and sees Poe clothesline LD to the floor. Moose slides in behind Poe to attack, but Poe turns around before he can, and the two former allies go nose to nose.
The two of them argue and Poe looks as angry as we have ever seen him. The crowd is chanting for blood, and Moose puts his hands up and slowly backs off……allowing LD to slide back into the ring and chop block Poe from behind! As Poe falls to his knees, Moose bounces off the ropes and kicks him in the face, sending the big man to the mat. Moose is on Poe hammering him with punches to the face. The Kai slides back into the ring and grabs a handful of Moose’s hair and tries to pull him off, but LD nails him with a forearm to the face.
From here the match pretty much completely breaks down. The four spend the next ten minutes brawling all around ringside. All four are bleeding, Moose and Kai have gone through tables, Poe hit LD with a CRUCIFIX BOMB and Moose nailed Poe with a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! With Moose down in the middle of the ring, Kai climbs to the top rope and hits a FLYING SPLASH! He covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Poe gets to his feet and grabs LD and throws him out of the ring and rolls him onto the table, then climbs on top and sets LD up for a CRUCIFIX BOMB, but LD back drops out of it, sending Poe into the seventh row.
LD sees Kai has Moose around the throat going for the REEF BOTTOM! LD grabs a title belt and slides into the ring and SLAMS it upside Kai’s head! The referee allows a lot of things, but he is NOT going to allow that!
WINNERS in 21:17 by disqualification – Kai & Poe
The match is over, but the action does not stop. LD grabs a stunned Kai and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER! Stank heads down to the ring and grabs Poe out of the crowd and hits a STANK-U on the cement floor, then throws Poe into the ring, LD pulls him up and Moose grabs his title and BLASTS Poe in the face with it as well. Moose stands over Poe and Kai and holds his title up, which has their blood on it and just stares at them wild-eyed. The Saints of Sinners hold their titles in the air as the crowd boos them loudly. They don’t get to stand their for long though as the crowd roars as Drink & Destroy & Firewoman all rush out followed by a hobbled Alex & Lexie Darling.
Onslaught Title MatchTommy Wilder © vs. Chad Madison[/i]
Both men charge across the ring and lock up. Chad Madison gets the best of this and eventually sends Tommy Wilder to the mat. Chad attacks, and gets Tommy on his shoulders. He hefts Wilder up right into a GUTBUSTER! A Springboard Moonsault connects and that’s followed up by Chad climbing the turnbuckles and hitting a SENTON SPLASH! He covers, and gets a solid two count before Tommy kicks out. Chad is mildly surprised, but maintains his composure. He pulls Tommy up and applies a headlock. He puts him in position for a DDT, but Tommy, in a great display of agility, does a front flip, locks his legs around Chad’s head and pulls off a HURRICARANA! Chad is down, and Tommy takes a second to collect himself.
He doesn’t waste too much time however, as he walks over to Chad and scoops him up into an EXPLODER SUPLEX! Tommy knows that wasn’t enough, so he hits another EXPLODER SUPLEX! Cover gets TWO!. He runs the ropes… SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! Cover…1, 2…NO! Tommy slaps the mat and heads to the top rope looking to end this early with THE AIRWALK! That’s GOT to be it…1, 2, thr…NO! Chad puts his foot on the bottom rope!
Chad Madison has used his first rope break!Tommy starts to look around in frustration. He heads to the top again…STOMP THE LANDING… MISSES! Chad rolls out the way just in time! Tommy somersaults over and rises to his feet. He stalks Madison and switches tactics looking for a submission by hooking in a WILD CARD (Edgecator or Kneeling Inverted Sharpshooter!) Chad is actually in some BIG TROUBLE, but he shows great heart by eventually being able to get to the ropes.
Chad Madison has used his second rope break!The damage is taking its toll as Chad is in rough shape. He pulls himself up by the ropes as Tommy is pushed back by the ref. Chad is wobbly as he makes his way toward Tommy. Tommy smiles and double underhooks the arms of the nearly defenseless Chad, but the cowboy is able to lift Tommy up and over with a BACK BODY DROP! The crowd applauds the effort as Wilder lands hard on his back, and Chad falls to his hands and knees! Tommy rolls over as Chad gets to his feet… TRIPLE DROPKICK! Chad covers 1.. 2.. NO! Wilder kicks out!
Chad hits a leg drop and ascends the ropes… TWISTIN SPIRAL SPLASH! That’s GOT to be it…1, 2, thre….NO! Wilder KICKS OUT! Chad sighs and looks up to the sky shaking his head. The crowd rises to its feet. Chad takes off hops up in the corner, turns, and attempts a MISSLE DROPKICK on a trailing Tommy Wilder, but Tommy ducks and Chad crashes to the mat! Tommy hops up and attempts a Moonsault, but Chad rolls out the way at the last second and both men are down on the mat!
Eventually both rise to their feet to the delight of the crowd and we get a bit of back and forth which ends with a cool sequence where Chad flips out of a CRASH AND BURN attempt by Wilder and lands on his feet! Wilder spins around and nearly gets decapitated by a SUPERKICK! from Chad Madison! Chad covers 1.. NO! The bell rings before the three count!
15 Minute Time Limit Draw!The crowd chants “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” as Madison pushes up to his knees and begs the ref to consider the crowd’s request! Tommy crawls over to the corner and pulls himself up to his feet as Hightower makes his way down to the ring and consults with his referee subordinate. Tommy eventually locks eyes with Chad and they both smile. Madison rises to his feet and meets Tommy in the middle of the ring and they do a fist bump as the crowd chants grow louder. They both walk over to listen to what the refs have to say and must like what they hear, as they pull away excitedly and point to crowd which causes them to chant “YES! YES! YES! YES!”
The ref calls over the annsouncer and whispers in his ear. The announce pulls the mic to his lip and informs the crowd that LJ Bennett has ordered this match TO CONTINUE until there is a definite winner!
Ref calls for the bell and we are underway!
The crowd is really behind both these guys as Chad rushes in with kicks and punches. Irish whip, Tommy comes back with a SPRING BOARD FLYING KNEE! Covers 1.. 2.. NO! Tommy runs the ropes, rebounds and is brought to the mat by a DROP TOE HOLD from Madison who follows up with ROLLING THUNDER! Covers 1.. 2.. NO! Wilder kicks out! Chad hits a SPRING BOARD LEGDROP! Covers and get TWO! Chad runs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Tommy Wilder to rise to his feet… THE LARIAT… HITS! But a little too well as Tommy's momentum carries him out of the ring. Chad doesn’t think Tommy will stay there for a twenty count so he exits the ring and with some effort he rolls Tommy back into the ring and covers… 1.. 2.. NO! Tommy lifts his leg over the bottom rope.
Tommy Wilder has used his first rope break!Chad pulls Tommy to the center of the ring and walks over to the corner. He climbs the turnbuckles and walks the ropes looking for a Moonsault, but Tommy hops to his feet and CROTCHES Chad on the top rope! He pulls Madison off the rope and drops him with a DDT! Tommy climbs the ropes to the delight of the crowd and this time THE AIRWALK HITS Madison in the middle of the ring!
1.. 2.. THREE! The champ retains!
WINNER in 19:31 and STILL your OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION… TOMMY WILDER!Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action! Be sure to check out the STRAIGHT OUTTA LIL COMPTON, coming to you Live! Sunday APRIL 28th from Little Compton, Rhode Island! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem! APRIL 24th ! From Swanzey, New Hampshire. Did you see something you really liked? Post it here in the 2013 Awards Reminder Thread. Please join us for OOWF Chat on Wednesday nights! And be sure to check out the full OOWF Archive and read up on the 8-year plus history of the OOWF!