OOWF Midwek Mayhem
Live from Swanzey, New Hampshire
Wednesday, April 24th 2013
DEA (Alexis & Alexander Darling and Firewoman) vs. Banned from Everywhere (Justin Sane & Awesome Bill) and Zane Myers[/i]
“Ladies and Gentlemen” by Saliva plays and out come DEA to a loud cheer from the crowd. Alexander Darling, Firewoman and Alexis Darling make their way to the ring. All three are wearing their DEA jerseys and they climb into the ring and climb the turnbuckles while playing to the crowd.
“The Devil Went Down to Georgia” brings Banned From Everywhere out with Ellie May. Drunkee and Drunkette slowly bring the group to ringside where Referee Mel Creech tells Bill and Justin to send the donkeys backstage. Ellie May takes the donkeys back and as she disappears, Poison’s "What The Cat Dragged In" plays and out comes Zane Myers. Zane slaps hands on the way to the ring. He and BFE step in and there are handshakes of mutual respect all over the place.
Creech sends the teams to their corners and calls for the bell.Zane and Firewoman start this one out. Collared elbow lockup and they break without either getting an advantage. Lock up again, but this time Zane steps under into a hammerlock which he releases and goes into a side headlock. He pulls Firewoman over his hip to the mat. Firewoman slips out and floats behind with her own elbow lock, but she gets up and puts her knee right into Zane’s back.
Zane gets to the ropes and Fire breaks the hold and lets Zane up. They slap hands and tag out. Fire tags Alexis and Zane tags Justin.
Justin comes up right into Lexie’s grill and... hugs her! Lex is taken aback, but returns the hug and they break. They then start a series of chain wrestling that would make the Internet wonks wet themselves. This ends with Alexis hitting a running dropkick that snaps Justin’s head and neck back so he’s almost bent over backwards.
Lexie covers for a two count. She then tags in Alex. Alex gets Justin up and backs him to a corner with a European uppercut. Then a string of punches and elbows. Alex tags Firewoman in. Fire whips Justin across the ring and Zane tags Justin as he hits the ropes. Fire doesn’t notice and catches Justin in a powerslam and covers him for the pin. Creech is trying to explain that Justin isn’t the legal man.
Zane pulls Fire off Justin and stomps on Fire’s left leg repeatedly, concentrating on the ankle, presumably to keep her grounded. Zane drops to the mat and pulls Fire’s ankle into an ankle lock. Zane pulls Fire to his corner and tags in Awesome Bill.
Bill gets Fire up and snaps her over so she’s seated on the mat. Bill runs the rope and hits the Elijay Express running knee! He covers. ONE... TWO... and Firewoman kicks out. Bill tags in Justin who runs to a neutral corner. He climbs the turnbuckle.... DOUGHAWK!!!!
The lights go out and we hear the sounds of a snowplow, a penguin being squashed by a sea cow and the home run call of Harry Carey. The lights come on and Firewoman is alone in the ring. Justin is strapped to the Elbonian Announce Table wearing a sombrero and assless chaps. Creech signals that since Bill was last in for their team, he’s legal again. Bill comes in and makes a cover, but only gets a one count.
Bill pulls Fire up and whips her to her own corner! Both Alex and Lexie tag themselves in. Bill tags in Zane and Bill goes to release Justin.
Alex climbs the turnbuckle while Lexie runs the ropes. Zane ducks a Lexie clothesline and she hits the opposite ropes. This cause Alex to lose his balance and he drops his wedding tackle right onto the top turnbuckle.
Zane and Alexis trade punches, but Zane is getting the better of it. Zane pulls Lexie into the Torture Rack! This one might be over. Creech is asking if Alexis wants to quit. She doesn’t and with BFE occupied, no one notices Firewoman climb the turnbuckle and she hits a missile dropkick to Zane.
Zane drops and Lexie lands on top of him. She rolls to her corner, tags in Alex and rolls out of the ring. Firewoman has rolled out too and she helps Alexis up.
Alex comes in and picks Zane up and whips him into the corner and Zane hits face first. Alex comes right in behind and lifts Zane up on the second rope. Alex climbs the turnbuckle around Zane, picks him up... DARLING BOMBSHELL!
Alex rolls onto Zane for the pin... ONE... TWO... THREE!
Your winners in 12:51... DEA!Firewoman and Alexis join Alex in the ring and get their arms raised. Bill and Justin finally get back in and help Zane to his feet. The two teams staredown each other... then break out in smiles an BFE and Zane hold up the arms of DEA to the delight of the crowd.Jason Allen vs. Chris Evans[/i]
TO BE ADDED
DK Murphy vs. Ghosthead[/i]
Ghosthead makes his way to the ring first to a chorus of boos. Ignoring the fans, he rolls into the ring and stretches in his corner. DK Murphy gets a much more positive reaction. He slaps a few hands on his way to the ring, but seem very focused on the task at hand. He climbs between the ropes and meets Ghosthead in the middle of the ring. Referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions and calls for the bell, and we’re underway.
They lock up, and it quickly turns into a test of strength. Ghosthead breaks it with a kick to the gut and sends DK to the ropes. DK ducks a clothesline, but runs into a big boot. Ghosthead pulls DK up and drives an elbow into the back of his head. He sends DK into the corner and follows him in, but DK moves out of the way. DK nails Ghosthead with forearms to the back, and then spins him around and sends him across the ring. Ghosthead reverses and pulls DK back into a belly-to belly suplex. Ghosthead goes to the ropes and hits a high leg drop. He covers, but DK kicks out at one.
Ghosthead pulls DK up and DK stuns him with a European uppercut. DK follows up with a forearm to the jaw, then buries a knee in his stomach and takes him over with a suplex. DK sits Ghosthead up and drives a knee into his back, He tries for the rear naked choke, but Ghosthead slips away and slides under the ropes. DK follows him out and they circle the ring. DK lunges at Ghosthead, who sidesteps and trips him up, sending him face-first into the ring steps. Ghosthead sends DK into the ringside barrier and follows with a big boot, but DK ducks it and Ghosthead gets hung up on the barrier. DK hooks Ghosthead and plants him with a belly-to-back suplex. DK slides into the ring to break the count, then goes back out and stuffs Ghosthead under the ropes. DK covers, but Ghosthead kicks out at two.
DK pulls Ghosthead up and shoves him into the corner. He hits a number of knees to the midsection, then backs up and storms in with a clothesline. Ghosthead stumbles out and DK doubles him over and hooks him for a DDT. Before he can hit it, Ghosthead picks him up and drives him into the ropes, using the momentum to flip DK to the mat with a northern lights suplex. Ghosthead bridges, but DK kicks out at two.
DK gets to his feet in the ring, while Ghosthead rolls to the apron and does the same. DK attacks, but Ghosthead drives him back with a shoulder to the midsection. Ghosthead leaps to the top rope and springs. DK tries to catch him and turn it into a power bomb, but Ghosthead manages to turn it into the Phantasmagoria! He cinches it in, but DK is too close to the ropes and forces the break.
Ghosthead pulls DK to his feet and winds his arm. He pulls DK forward, and DK catches him with a forearm to the jaw. A slugfest ensues, with Ghosthead getting the upper hand, but barely. He knocks DK back a step and plants him with the Vex Vice. Ghosthead pulls DK to his feet - and locks on the Phantasmagoria in the middle of the ring. DK fights it, but with nowhere to go, he has no choice but to tap out.
WINNER, in 12:43, GhostheadMatt Folz vs. Danny Taylor[/i]
Matt Folz is out first to a chorus of boos. He enters the ring and ignores the crowd's disdain. Folz is looking pretty jacked as he stalks around the ring awaiting his opponent, a deadly serious look plastered on his face. Here comes the boom as "Dynamite" Danny Taylor makes his way out to the joy of the crowd. He cranks his head in a Benoitesque manner as he makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring, bouncing up and down in anticipation of the bell with periodic pulling of the ropes. The announcer exits the ring, the ref calls for the bell, and we are underway.
The two big men waste no time stalking toward one another and locking up in a collar and elbow tie up. Folz Irish whips Taylor to the ropes and on the rebound Taylor shoulder blocks Folz to the mat! DDT just stands there staring down at Matt who quickly scrambles to his feet and get's right up into Taylor's face, daring the slightly bigger man to do that again. DDT obliges as he runs the ropes, rebounds off, and Matt tries to counter with a hip toss, but Taylor reverses with a hip toss of his own! Matt again scrambles to his feet and rushes Taylor, pushing DDT back a few steps. Taylor responds by shoving Matt back a few steps. Folz returns the shove with a wild swing which Taylor blocks and returns with a haymaker that stuns Folz! Taylor doesn't let up as he continues the assault, forcing Matt toward the ropes. Irish whip by Taylor, Matt comes back with a SPEAR! Folz covers 1.. 2.. NO! Danny kicks out!
Folz pulls Taylor up to his feet and drives the big man back down into the canvas with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Folz drives successive knees onto Taylor's ribs, rises to his feet, runs the ropes, comes back and drops a massive elbow! He turns Taylor over and covers for TWO!
Folz pulls Taylor up, Irish whip, Taylor DUCKS an attempted clothesline, but on the rebound gets a knee to his rib section that bowls the big man over! Folz covers and gets TWO!
Matt continues his methodical offense focusing on Taylor's ribs. He is wearing DDT down with is arms locked around his midsection, holding Taylor to the mat in a bearhug which Matt turns into a pin attempt 1.. 2.. NO! DDT rolls his shoulder with Matt still locked around his ribs! The crowd urges Taylor to fight which he does, as he slowly forces his way up to his feet. He carries Folz up with him then DRIVES him backwards HARD into the corner causing Folz to release the hold!
Both men are down on the canvas and this could be a turning point in the match for Danny Taylor, as he is first to his feet, the crowd cheering him the whole way! Folz pushes himself up to his own feet and RUSHES Taylor who catches Folz with an EXPLODER SUPLEX! Matt is down and Taylor is as well, as that move did nothing to improve the condition of his ribs! Taylor, however, manages to crawl over to Folz and cover 1... 2... Thr- NO! Folz rolls his shoulder!
Taylor manages to pull Folz up to his feet and drive several forearms onto Matt's lower back, bouncing Folz off the ropes with each blow! After the last blow DDT pulls Matt back into a LUNGBLOWER! Folz bounces off Taylor's knees and arches his back in agony, as DDT rolls to his side clutching his aching ribs. Taylor rolls back the other way and manages to crawl over to Matt for the cover! 1... 2... THRE- NO! Folz kicks out!
Both men are down and the crowd is going wild calling for both men to get up! Taylor rises to his feet as Matt pulls himself up by the ropes and turns just in time to sidestep a rushing Danny Taylor and catch the big man in a GERMAN SUPLEX! Matt rises quickly to his feet, but collapses back to his knees as his lower back protests in pain! Folz crawls over to cover Taylor, but Taylor rolls him up for TWO! Matt reverses the roll up for TWO! Taylor reverses Matt right into a BOOM LOCK! (LeBell Lock)
Matt Folz struggles while Taylor cinches the hold in tighter, cranking real hard on Folz's neck and shoulder! The crowd screams for Matt to TAP! but Folz after some time is able to maneuver his foot around to the bottom rope and the ref forces the break as the crowd boos! Taylor looks to reapply the hold, but Folz has managed to wrap himself up around the bottom rope and the ref forces Taylor to back away! Folz crawls to outside the ropes, on the apron, and Taylor advances! Folz catches DDT around the back of his head and drops to the floor, causing Taylor's throat to catch on the top rope and whip his head backwards violently, the momentum carrying DDT off his feet and onto his back!
Folz's lower back throbs, as he falls to his knees outside the ring. His neck and shoulder aren't feeling too well either, but as he rises to his feet, he spies Danny Taylor lying on his back, clutching his throat. Folz's killer instinct kicks in at this point. He slides in under the bottom rope and rushes over, seeking to finish off Taylor only to find himself rolled up temporarily in a pin attempt which is quickly converted into a TNT! (modified Rings of Saturn)
This time Matt is caught in the middle of the ring and once again struggles to avoid being submitted! The crowd again screams for Matt to TAP, but Folz fights that notion as he'd rather suffer dislocated shoulders than quit! Sensing this, Taylor rolls Matt over, pinning Folz's shoulders to the canvas for 1.. 2.. THRE-NO! Folz somehow slips out of the move, flipping over onto his knees! He quickly jumps to his feet and PUNTS DDT on his dome! Taylor rolls over in pain and feels a sudden explosion of pain on his ankle as Folz drops a knee there!
Taylor howls in pain as he scoots backwards toward the corner where Folz rushes over and knees the big man in his face, causing DDT's nose to explode in blood! Folz grabs Taylor by his feet and pulls the big man back to the center of the ring where he drops another knee on Taylors ankle!
DDT sits up and howls in pain, and Matt send him back down with a kick to his head! Folz draws his thumb across his throat signaling to the crowd that he is about to end this as they boo! Folz grabs Taylor's ankle and applies the ANKLELOCK! Taylor slaps the mat once making you think he is tapping out, but the ref reads it correctly as Taylor simply struggling to get out of the hold! Taylor manages to do just that as he rolls under the hold and pulls Matt down into a pin 1.. 2.. TH-NO! Folz kicks out!
DDT scoots backwards towards the ropes, but Folz is up quickly and does not allow Taylor to get far as he pulls the big man back to the center of the ring! Folz lifts Taylor's leg up for another attempt at the Anklelock, but Taylor kicks him off! Matt bounces off the ropes, Taylor brings Matt back down with a DROP TOE HOLD and reapplies the TNT!
Once again the crowd is on their feet screaming for Matt to tap and this time Taylor punctuates the hold with several headbutts to the back of Folz's head! Oh man... Folz is fading... fading... fading... and the ref signals for the bell!! The crowd ROARS in glee, but that soon turns to JEERS, as the announcer, after consulting with the ref, explains.
20 MINUTE TIME LIMIT DRAW!The crowd boos as Taylor scoots back and pulls himself up by the ropes. Matt Folz stirs and manages to crawl his way outside the ring, but hangs exhaustively by apron, staring daggers at Danny Taylor. The look is mutual on Taylor's face as the crowd chants for "FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES!"
Folz holds his lower back and neck and looks out over the crowd. DDT limps out to the middle of the ring and motions for Folz to come back in. Matt glares at Danny then slides in part way under the bottom rope and it looks like we're about to see these two go back at it... but no... Folz grins and flips Danny the one finger salute. He slides back out of the ring and makes his way gingerly back up the ramp to the boos of the crowd as Taylor glares after him.
Christian Carter & The Saints of Sinners vs. Salvation & The Kai[/i]
The second Stan Fulton, Ecosystem and Kai hit the ring, the Saints and Carter jump them before the bell! Fists fly as all 6 men tear into each other, and the referee struggles to get control – the two teams finally separate, and the ref calls for the bell, and we have The Kai and Christian Carter to start!
They lock up center ring, Carter forces a headlock, and shoots The Kai to the ropes – off the rebound, Kai leapfrogs Carter as CC sets for a toss, Kai off the opposite ropes – as Kai hit the far side, LD Williams tags his in the back of the head with a forearm, and Kai drops to the mat. Carter scoops him up and drives him into the heel corner, and the 3 on 1 beatdown starts! It doesn’t take long for Salvation to rush into help, running right past the ref and crashing LDW and Stank off the apron! Eco goes right over the ropes, taking Williams to the floor! Eco comes up limping again, and the ref tries to get Fulton back in his corner - -Christian follows them over, trash talking the big man, and as the ref gets Stan back in the corner, Carter reaches over his head and slaps Stan! The ref spins to confront Carter, and Stan reaches over and DRILLS him right in the forehead with a haymaker right hand!
Stunned, Carter turns around and gets NAILED with THE PIPLINE! The Kai isn’t done, as he points at LD and Stank, then makes the “me wanty belt” motion, hoists up Carter and Haole Hammer! Stank and LD get back to the apron just in time to see the ref count – 1 – 2 – 3!
Winner in 13:12! Salvation and The KAI!Stan climbs into the ring and hive fives Kai, but realizes that Eco never made it back to their corner – and turns to see Stank drive Eco knees first into the steps! Before Stan can climb out of the ring, LD Williams kidney punches him with a chain rapped fist! Stan drops to his knees, and Kai spins LD around and takes a chainshot between the eyes! Stank has now wedged Eco’s leg between the steel steps and the ring and delivers kick after kick to the steps! Carter has come to his sense and ties Kai up in the ropes, then “escorts” the ref out of the ring as LD does the same to Stan, and then pops him in the head with a chain shot for good measure! Stank drags Eco back into the ring, locks in a full nelson, and then drags him to the mat as Carter and LDW stomp away on his bad knee. Carter then applies a MMA knee bar, wrenching the knee further.
Suddenly, Moosehead Jack, Chloe, and Jeremy Punswick charge down the aisle, weapons in hand. Stank and LD Williams tie Eco’s ankle between the top and middle ropes and toss him over the top, hanging him by his leg! Punswick and Moose toss clangy poles to LD and Stank and they start working over Stan Fulton, who struggles against the ropes! Moose calls them off, and rakes his barb-wire bat across Stan’s forehead, slicing him open! Chloe and Punswick have gotten chairs, and set them up in the middle of the ring – Stank and LD execute a team power bomb on Stan Fulton, THROUGH the chairs! Fulton is OUT! The Sinners toss him from the ring and turn on The KAI!
Moose strolls over to the Kai, who is now awake and trying to get free. Moose sets the OOWF Championship belt down in front of Kai, looks at it and then HEART PUNCH! Kai sags, but Moose slaps him awake, points at the belt and tells Kai “NEVER!” and HEART PUNCH!
Poe, Alex, Firewoman and Lexie are running down to ring side, but the heels have numbers, weapons and position, and are able to keep them at bay while MHJ brutalizes Kai with kicks and shots from the bat. He rolls out the far side of the ring and retrieves a…. present from under the ring? Calling Chloe over, Moose hands her the gift…
Clapping her hands with glee, Chloe drops to her knees and tears away the brightly colored paper – revealing a NEW branding iron! Wrapped in barbed wire and small metal roses! Squealing, she scoops it up and dances around the ring…
Drink and Destroy now joins Alex, Lexie and Firewoman to save Salvation and Kai – but still can’t get into the ring, as the Saints, Punswick and Carter keep them away…
Meanwhile Chloe skips around the ring, holding the iron like a majorette’s baton then her entire demeanor changes into something…feral. She spins around and BURIES the end of the iron into the Kai’s gut! And a second time! She then starts swinging the iron like a bat, hitting Kai on the legs, arms, chest, back and head, drawing blood with the barbs and razor sharp metal roses! Kai is quickly turned into a bloody mess as OOWF and Arena security arrive in force, and the Saints of Sinner bail from the ring through the crowd!
Medical is now down at ringside…. But it looks bad, folks!
Intercontinental Proving GroundMai Muyo © vs. Chloe vs. Daniella Murphy vs. Jeremy Punswick[/i]
“The Dirty Glass” plays and the very large Daniella Murphy comes down the ramp, with the fans giving her a raucous positive reaction for her no-nonsense style. The out-and-out heels are next as the cocky Punswick makes his way down, followed by the sadistic Chloe who gets a rowdy booing for her return match. There’s a pause…waiting for the fourth…
PA: “I Need A Hero…To Save Me Now!”
The Intercontinental Champion Mai Muyo appears to have gotten herself a brand new entrance, as pink fireworks blast as she raises her belt overhead to cheers. (The fans haven’t thought too much about the fact that they cheer Mai and Daniella.) Mai doesn’t take her time with the theatrics however, as she runs down to the ring—and is immediately jumped by Daniella as the bell rings! Mai monkey flips Daniella off, but here comes Chloe right on top of her, followed by Daniella again! Chloe is pounding away on Mai viciously, but when she shoves Daniella off, Daniella yanks Chloe by the hair and now they’re both getting into it! Punswick leaps on the prone Mai, but she kicks out at one.
Now we’re in a two on two situation, as Daniella and Chloe take their brawl to the outside as Punswick slaps on an abdominal stretch in ring…Puns is laying into Mai with sharp elbows, but he loses focus on the hold enough for Mai to armdrag him off, and again, and a third to send Punswick out of the ring. Before Mai can rest, however, she is jumped by Chloe, who has broken free from Daniella. Chloe backs Mai into the corner and is stomping a mudhole before pulling her out and PLANTING her with an Impaler DDT! Chloe into the cover, Mai kicks out at two. Meanwhile, Punswick and Daniella are trading blows outside, and Punswick has taken over after a sharp off the guardrail kick—but an Irish whip into the steel steps is reversed, and Punswick goes backfirst!
Inside the ring, Mai managed to break a choke from Chloe with a well-placed knee, but Chloe gets a knee of her own into Mai’s gut off a charge, hooks her up, looking for the Chloe Corkscrew—but Chloe is SPEARED by Daniella Murphy! Murphy immediately goes back to laying into her nemesis Mai, but Chloe recovers fast—the adrenaline of hatred—and tears Daniella off, with the two going back to their brawl. Jeremy, picking his spot, runs in and nails Mai with his RUNNING YAKUZA KICK!
The Intercontinental Champion appears now completely stunned from the triple-team, but as Jeremy goes for a cover with Daniella and Chloe occupied, he only gets a two-count. Jeremy has Mai hooked up for the EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT—but Mai drops out the back! Mai lands on her feet, and as Jeremy turns around, the champion levels Punswick with a spinning heel kick! As Mai catches her balance, however, Daniella Murphy catches Mai with a boot and a Murphy-DT! Chloe tackles Daniella before she can take advantage, and the two women go rolling out of the ring—but Jeremy Punswick has the presence of mind to wrap Mai up! 1-2-3!
Winner in 9:32…and NEW #1 Contender to the Intercontinental Championship…Jeremy Punswick!Russ: Jeremy Punswick, stealing a win here off of Daniella Murphy’s work!
Razz: Stealing? That win didn’t belong to no one! Great presence of mind by the newcomer!
Onslaught Title Triple ThreatTommy Wilder © vs. Amazing Jos vs. Chad Madison[/i]
Amazing plays and the fans cheer the arrival of Amazing Jos. Desperado hits and more cheers accompany former champ Chad Madison to the ring. Finally the champ Tommy Wilder comes out to Bloodstains to a final round of cheers. Handshakes and a little friendly smack talk all around, and this one is underway. We get a slow circle to start as no one is willing to risk making the first mistake. Finally Jos just shrugs and launches a dropkick that sends Madison down.
Wilder looks to take advantage with an elbow drop, but Jos rolls out of the way and Wilder eats the mat. Jos is back up, and he grabs Chad and tosses him from the ring. Jos then drops a rising Wilder with another dropkick, and hops to the turnbuckle looking to go high risk. Chad is back in at this point, and catches him coming off the top rope with a superkick. Jos goes down and rolls out of the ring to clear his head.
Meanwhile in the ring Wilder is back up and him and Chad going into a lengthy hold/counter hold exhibition. Neither man seems to get a clear advantage, but it's obvious both are enjoying themselves. After several moments, both break away, and get a round of applause from the crowd, that turns into a holy shit chant as Amazing Jos springboards into the ring with a corkscrew plancha that takes both men down. Jos tries to cover Wilder, but Chad breaks it up at one. Jos and Madison then go for some technical wrestling themselves, drawing more cheers from the crowd. Before they can break off, Wilder is back in and grabs Jos in a rear waistlock.
Wilder goes for the German Suplex, but Jos flips through it and then nails a dropsault that sends Wilder out of the ring. Jos admires his handywork a second too long, and turns into a massive clothesline from Chad. Chad then tosses Jos into the corner and lands some painful chops. Chad backs up and measures Jos for the big boot, but Jos dodges at the last minute and Chad crotches himself on the turnbuckle, and the sound of a hundred SFJ's gasping in unison is heard.
Jos grabs Madison and nails a big brainbuster and goes for the cover. Wilder is back up at this point and on the top rope. He says screw gravity, and nails a Corkscrew 450 Moonsault! Jos and Madison are sandwiched, and the count is broken. Wilder quickly tosses Jos from the ring and covers Madison. The ref makes the count, and Jos is just a millisecond to slow getting back in to make the save.
Your winner and still Champion in 22:14 Tommy WilderPost match we get handshakes and some more friendly banter, as the crowd cheers and applauds this show of sportsmanship.
Non-Title Anything GoesMoosehead Jack vs. Poe[/i]
Poe’s music plays and we see him walking down the hall, Goldberg style, when Moose and Chloe attack him from behind! Poe slams into a conveniently placed pile of stuff as Moose and Chloe land kicks and punches. Poe grabs a pole and fights back, catching Moose with a shot to the side of the knee, then slamming Chloe in the gut, doubling her over. As Poe gets to his feet, he slams the pole down on top of Chloe’s head, sending her to the floor. Poe turns to find Moose, and he charges Poe and catches him with a right cross to the jaw that rocks the big man, then grabs a bottle and SMASHES it on Poe’s head! Blood begins to flow as Poe slumps to one knee. Moose grabs Poe and they head out the entrance ramp to the stage. Before Moose can do anything else, Poe catches him with an elbow to the jaw creating some distance, and then the fight is on!
Moose and Poe go nose to nose throwing punches with a fury usually reserved for bitter enemies. Poe gets the better of the exchange and Moose staggers and drops to one knee. Poe backs off a bit and BLASTS Moose in the face with the HEIROGLYPH! Moose rolls down the ramp toward the ring, Poe starts after him, but doesn’t get far when Chloe bursts from the back, blood running down her head from the pipe shot from Poe earlier, and CHOP BLOCKS Poe sending him to the floor. Chloe pulls the tape from around her wrist and wraps it around Poe’s throat and chokes him out, then drags him toward the ring where Moose has recovered. They roll Poe into the ring and Moose rummages under the ring and comes out with a large logging chain!
Chloe pulls Poe to his feet and Moose charges and BLASTS him in the face with the chain, opening a nasty gash on Poe’s head. Moose loops the chain around Poe’s throat and he and Chloe are about to throw him over the top rope and hang him when the Kai sprints down the ramp to the ring!
Kai slides under the bottom rope and pops to his feet and ducks a clothesline from Chloe and SPEARS Moose out of his boots! Moose crumbles in the corner, but Kai pulls him up and hammers him with chops to the chest. Chloe grabs Kai from behind and rakes his eyes, which lets Moose grab him from behind and hit a BACKDROP DRIVER! What Moose doesn’t see, is Poe is back on his feet, and has the chain wrapped around HIS hand now. Poe NAILS Moose between the eyes, then turns and sees Chloe standing there. Chloe charges at Poe, but he nails her with a punch to the face as well, sending her to the mat.
Kai gets back to his feet and he and Poe pull Moose up, but LD Williams and Stank hit the ring with chairs. Kai takes a chair shot to the face from LD, while Poe and Stank go nose to nose. Something is said, and they start hammering one another mercilessly. Texpress and Amazing Jos make it to the ring as well, tipping the odds in favor of the White Hats…..at least for the moment.
Jos and Chad whip LD to the ropes while Zane fights it out with Stank, they try a double drop kick, but from the outside, Jeremy Punswick grabs Jos’s leg and pulls him out of the ring and slams him face first into the ring post. While they brawl on the outside, DK and Daniella Murphy head to the ring with weight bars in hand. They climb between the ropes and Daniella makes a bee line toward Chloe while DK goes after Moose.
Stan Fulton, Ecosystem and Mai race to the ring and try to restore order, but they are quickly confronted by DK and Daniella, and soon DK, Daniella, Stan and Eco are fighting while Mai and Chloe tear into one another. The brawl is just about out of control at this point!
Chloe has Mai on the ropes and is choking her out when Alexis sprints to the ring and grabs her from behind and takes her to the mat and begins raining punches down on her face, hammering her with forearms to the face as well until Christian Carter grabs her from behind, goozles her and CHOKESLAMS her to HELL! Banned From Everywhere is in next, Bill attacks everyone until Justin finally points to Stank and tells Bill to get him. Bill charges across the ring and is immediately destroyed by LD and Stank, but it is the effort that counts!
Justin tries to fight with Carter, but it goes as poorly as you would expect. Carter lifts Justin in the RAZOR’S EDGE and LAUNCHES him out of the ring, through the Aleutian Announce Table. Carter admires his handiwork for a moment, then turns around and gets attacked by Alexander Darling! Alex and Alexis beat Carter down, and they look like they are going to set him up for a double team move when Ghosthead wanders to the ring, grabs Alex from the outside and pulls him to the floor and they brawl around ringside. Jason Allen and Tommy Wilder sprint to the ring and join the fight, while Firewoman comes out and helps Alex against Ghost! Matt Folz and Chris Evans both head to the ring, but end up arguing over who should go first and THEY start brawling on the ramp!
Finally Danny Taylor and Vic wander out and stand at the top of the ramp and watch the carnage in the middle of the ring, on the ramp, at ringside, and into the crowd. Danny just looks around and shakes his head sadly. Vic just pats him on the back and Danny makes his way to the ring and joins his brothers in the fight.
The battle rages on for a few more minutes before the White Hats are finally able to clear the ring. They stand in the middle of the ring and motion for the Saints of Sinners and the rest of the OOWF “bad guys” to get back into the ring. The Saints and others regroup at the top of the ramp, most people bleeding to some degree. Inside the ring, bloody wounds are checked on as well. Danny stands in the middle of the ring, motionless while everyone else begs for them to come back. Finally Danny holds his arm out and motions for them to come back to the fight. Moose snarls and heads toward the ring, everyone else following him, but LJ Bennett races out and gets between them and the ring. He waves frantically for security and we get New Hampshire’s finest funneling into the arena clogging the ramp. The crowd is screaming “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Danny remains stoic in the middle of the ring, staring out at his enemies, Chloe hands Moose his world title and Moose slowly raises the title above his head and we fade to black
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